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213 headlines found matching 'Cher'
Tue September 02, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers not familiar with recent marijuana legalization say they're surprised by how much harmful ozone-causing chemicals are drifting into the Colorado mountains from urban and rural areas below
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Mon September 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta puts their bats in the rack on Labor Day and get a no-hitter thrown against them .... by 4 Phillie pitchers - for 1st time in Philadelphia history
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(21)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers are spending more time studying the universal 'anger face.' Apparently it's all the rage
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(22)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC announces first female network controller. Take THAT, R.J. Fletcher
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(13)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Utah teacher has four sets of twins in class, is still working on labellng the evil ones
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(43)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer: Jesus is the 'magic force' that keeps the universe from 'flying apart'
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants pitcher breaks the MLB record after retiring his 46th consecutive batter ... the equivalent of 8 batters short of two consecutive perfect games
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top cancer researcher: "Let's stop trying to find a cure for cancer." Still no cure for cancer
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(35)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother arrested for child neglect after a teacher asked the smelliest boy in the classroom when he last took a bath and his response was "I don't remember"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Teacher tweets that she wants to "stab some kids. Is that bad?" Should I not have done that?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Everyone's favourite caricature of a Mayor, proves he also is a caricature high school football coach. He made players roll in goose scat, challenged teacher to fight, showed up drunk to practice
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The first rule of cinematography is you don't talk about cinematography. Wait, no, that's Fight Club. You can talk about cinematography. That's fine. Especially if you're David Fincher cause he's, you know, real good at it
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(34)
 
(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(263)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(38)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees undefeated with relief pitcher wearing horse's head
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(12)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nine-year old girl fails class. Which is bad, but even worse when it's a shooting class, according to her teacher Professor Headwound
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(228)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these water watchers
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(19)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
From the researchers who have discovered sunken Nazi U boats and most notably a "Vampire Squid from Hell" in the Gulf of Mexico comes a WHAT THE FARK IS THAT?
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(19)
 
(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
According to Oxford researchers a quantum effect in which excited atoms team up to emit an enhanced pulse of light can be turned on its head to create super-absorbing systems to make the ultimate camera. I could have thought of that
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers wonder if widespread methane leakage from the eastern US coast could be making a silent but deadly contribution to Global Warming
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Sun August 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The media would like you to know your office chair is killing you: "Sitting is more dangerous than smoking, kills more people than HIV and is more treacherous than parachuting. We are sitting ourselves to death"
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Global warming researchers forgot one tiny variable in their models: the Atlantic Ocean. Oops
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(101)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boy makes audio recording of his teacher calling him a bastard. Judge rules that this is a serious violation of civil rights. Fark: the teacher's rights
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms
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(105)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude the quality of your child's drawings is linked to their intelligence ten years later. They also say that you, as a parent, are in no position to judge the quality of your child's drawings
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
School forces students in gym class to wear heart monitors so teachers can ensure they aren't "slacking off." Because washed-up athletes who scraped by with Ds in college are qualified to evaluate students
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harry Shearer wins a Creative Arts Emmy for his portrayal of Homer Simpson, and Bob's Burgers receives a statue as well because it is, quite simply, the greatest animated show on television that isn't named Archer
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(55)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Meet the star pitcher for the team from Tennessee in the Little League World Series, Blake Money. Now meet his siblings, Morgan, Logan...and Cash. (w/"I'm never living down my name" screenshot)
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman's co-workers believe she is dead due to a treacherous flood. News: She ends up surviving after being pulled from the flood water by a stranger. Fark: And shocked her co workers by showing up to work the next day
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British kindergarten teachers brace for new students named Bran, Sandor and Khaleesi
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Fri August 15, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Redhead sent home from school for a) assault on teacher, b) swearing in public, c) "disruptive" hair
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(219)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for teaching frank race lessons has been reinstated. Frank is thrilled
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(29)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Learning math can be hard enough, I can't imagine trying to learn it from a drunk teacher"
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(69)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Twins catcher Kurt Suzuki: It's two strikes and you're out, right?
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(16)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
German language teacher goes full German in class
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(The Grocer (UK))
 
 
 
Soaring world hazelnut prices threatening to turn daily essentials such as Nutella and Ferrero Rocher into once-a-month indulgences
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(20)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Teacher's Union head, who calls Rahm Emanuel "Mayor 1%," has a home in Chicago an a condo in Hawaii, and her union salary is $200,000 a year. Remind us again who's the 1% you mouth windbag?
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's widely accepted that injecting molten metal into your bloodstream will probably kill you, but now Chinese researchers say it might kill your tumors, too. Uh, yay?
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(28)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey town to spray grape flavored chemical fog to scare away birds. Scientists say it's made from a mix of Nerds and Jolly Ranchers, distilled grape juice, fermented Dimetapp, and a scoop of Big League Chew and Kool Aid
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Gravity Schmavity, yoga teachers need to stop telling women they can't do headstands on their periods
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(53)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
So, how did Twins pitcher Trevor May's major league debut go? Don't ask
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(45)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Researchers who obviously have no idea how oil pricing works claim Keystone XL pipeline would lower oil prices by $3.00 per barrel
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
15 year old boy's Mom calls cops because, A) He was caught doing it with a teacher, B) He was selling drugs, or Fark) He watched porn
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(130)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins pitcher Dan Jennings hit square in the head by a screaming line drive. Legitimately terrifying
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(60)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Purse snatcher runs away with your date's purse. Do you A) Run after him B) Leave your date stranded C) Hang out with the thief in his motel room D) All of the above
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(41)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The rich are richer than previously thought
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(48)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
News: Police called when woman found drunk and pantless. Fark: On her first day as a high school teacher. (With hot mug-shot goodness)
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(168)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Researchers make fruit flies perform aerobatics like victorious Spitfire pilots
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers discover the best way to find out if someone is a narcissist is asking, "Are you a narcissist?"
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(60)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Researchers now say that sex education should start at the age of 10, rather than waiting until after they're pregnant at 13
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(92)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researcher discovers delicious churros and sopapillas, finds diabetes related mutation in Mexican population
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(9)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chanceless catchers
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(16)
 
(SI Kids)
 
 
 
MLB pitchers take nearly 100 years to reach the 1 millionth strikeout in 1976, but just 38 years more to reach 2 million. Thanks for doing your part, Chris Davis
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Sun August 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wedding day in Camelot for RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines, who tied the knot in Hyannis Port. Remember the days when a Kennedy wedding was equal to a royal wedding?
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"While looking to better their knowledge of how the mammalian body works, researchers with the California Institute of Technology have managed to give everybody the creeps by creating completely see-through mice"
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(23)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When your teacher tells you to keep your arms inside the bus, you LISTEN
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(55)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Judge rules that teacher's blog sucks
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(16)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired from Utah language school because "homophone" promotes a gay agenda and aren't aloud to be taut
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(284)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sum Ting Wong, We Tu Low have a new friend. Louis Slungpue of the DWP providing expert analysis that a cherry bomb caused the 10m gallon water break at UCLA
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(61)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Like many baseball traditions you can always count on the Cubs to do something strange. This time, they played their longest game & had their catcher not only score the winning run but also be the winning pitcher
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(30)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
If you thought that you had seen the last of Jay "softball pitcher" Leno on NBC, think again
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(44)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Resarchers find that a strong handshake passes on as many as 10 times the number of bacteria compared to bumping fists, and a high-five reduces exposure by roughly half compared to a handshake so yeah, the hell with handshakes
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(67)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis' 'best fans in baseball' are about to meet one of the most hated players after signing veteran catcher A.J. Pierzynski
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(32)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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(52)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Yankees make 5 errors. Worse: 3 by the pitcher. FARK: Twice throwing to 1st base
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(36)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not news: New far-right British Nationalist Party leader was once banned from being a teacher. News: For life. Fark: For trying to run over children
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(40)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ray's pitcher Peralta: Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth (to have a tropical disease)
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(6)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT research develops a new sponge that uses solar energy to convert water into steam. Researchers considering calling it a Useless Brother-in-Law, which also lays around and does nothing but convert energy into gas all day
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to researchers, your sense of smell starts fading around age 40, which is when your propensity towards flatulence increases
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(32)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
"Want to attract the ladies with your dance moves the next time you're at a club? Apparently, it's all about the right knee, according to researchers who used motion-capture technology to film men dancing" (w/ explanatory vid)
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(12)
 
(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
The best photo of "Happy Chinese tourists" pointing a finger at an apprehended "unemployed bag snatcher" that you will see today...or ever
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(21)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
The NYC teachers union gave a DeBlasio-linked charity $350,000 just before they got their fat new contract. But the two are in no way related
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(56)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check this out. Cannabis could actually cut tumor growth. Cool, huh? I know. Pretty far out. Pass me the Doritos"
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(34)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants become the first MLB team in history to have their catcher and pitcher each hit a grand slam ... in the same game
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(27)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
If you like your teacher, you can keep your teacher
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(55)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Jesus was giving out the fish and loaves, Mascherano showed up handed everyone an empanada
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the Dutch tore Argentinian Javier Mascherano a new one yesterday
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(17)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hottest baby name in 2014? Archer. Phrasing
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(140)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers find gorillas use their BO as a form of communication with others - much the same way IT workers do
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(7)
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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(77)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Cherry pie is a story of big government and Byzantine regulations, not just a terrible Warrant song
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(16)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Largest U.S. teachers union is sick of standardized tests and tell Education Secretary Duncan if he thinks the private sector holds the answers he should go there
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(70)
 
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Lack of exercise, not diet, linked to rise in obesity, Stanford research shows in a study brought to you by Conagra, Archer Daniels Midland and Mosanto
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(139)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
We have a candidate for 'Most boring science news headline' for 2014: "Researchers uncover new knowledge about our intestines?"
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another pitcher joins the "Randy Johnson Club of Hitting Birds From the Mound"
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(27)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Tea Party is just making the 1% richer and is actually doing nothing for their poor, uneducated voter base
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(186)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Krause family is an American dynasty when it comes to competitive cherry pit-spitting
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(6)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Researcher doing legitimate legally sanctioned medical marijuana research fired by legislative Republicans
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(53)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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(26)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB's wacky season continues as Rick Porcello becomes the first pitcher in 25 years to throw a 9 inning shutout without walking or striking out a single batter
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(13)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years
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(351)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers on ancient civilizations having lots of sex: it was a trap
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Ortiz shows appropriate level of respect for Cubs pitching--by beginning walk to first base before ball four even reaches catcher's mitt
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(48)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israeli military searchers think they have found their missing teenagers
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(172)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Researchers discover increase in heart attacks during the World Cup. Up next: increase of cirrhosis cases during the Stanley Cup playoffs
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(24)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modest Red Sox hero cites luck as he hits a game-winning home run... Just kidding, Mike Napoli of the near cellar-dwelling Red Sox gleefully calls the opposing pitcher an idiot as he grins and greets his teammates
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(40)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad: Seattle manager getting in the way of his catcher trying for a foul ball in the dugout. Worse: What happens on the next pitch
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for posting "lewd" photos of the Washington Monument to Facebook. Not safe for work if you work in a church in the 1800s. Subby thinks she looks like fun
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(125)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers using modern-day dating techniques conclude Henry VIII was pretty much incompatible with all women - in large part because he had a nasty habit of cutting them off
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Researchers have detected the smallest force ever measured: 42 yoctonewtons - equivalent to one septillion of a newton and an unknown quantity of Oreos
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"So you want to be a chemistry teacher" instructor manual. Page 1, Step 1: Do NOT set your students on fire
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(67)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The most insidious thing about trickle-down economics isn't believing that if the rich get richer, it's good for the economy. It's believing that if the poor get richer, it's bad for the economy"
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(273)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In Norway there is bridge built using the architectural plans of Da Vinci, which are so much better than the ones of Escher
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(29)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Fact of the day: If Obama's recovery had been as good as Reagan's, we'd be $2.2 trillion richer
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(492)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers develop sensor capable of measuring goosebumps on the human body in real time. Ooh, subby just got chills
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(10)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welfare rancher Cliven Bundy and his gang of militant moochers get top-notch legal advice from "private attorney general"
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(154)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook looks to block sale of ISIS merchandise. Cherlene's country album still available through MySpace
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(47)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you don't believe in climate change, and can prove that it's not real, you could be $10,000 richer. Difficulty: Must use the Scientific Method to prove your claim
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(156)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Researchers discover Florida Man's kryptonite by synthesizing a "mutant cocaine-eating enzyme"
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(16)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To ensure there is no voter fraud in the MS GOP Senate primary run-off, failed Va Gubernatorial candidate and new Senate Conservative Fund president Ken Cuccinelli plans to send poll watchers to MS-but only to the black precincts, of course
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(129)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Be vewy vewy quiet, Padres pitcher Alex Torres is hunting wabbits
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(27)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Good to see these teachers aren't letting a fear of school shootings go to waste
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(34)
 
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Columnist suggests new names for Washington's football team, including the Cherry Blossoms, because the team "blossom[s] early in the season and wither[s] quickly." OH SNAP
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(63)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Researchers find new cancer-causing activity. If you had 'sitting,' get off your arse if you want to live
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(47)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Scientists simulate time travel using particle of light. Researchers made the particle (photon) to travel through wormhole where it interacts the older version of itself [using closed timelike curve]
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(58)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
In 'I didn't know you could do that' news, Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman traded his number to Ubaldo Jimenez for a Rolex watch
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(12)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Researcher finds lost continent with early human settlements. And, by finds, he means postulates the existence of said continent
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Speaker of the House: "When I said I was afraid of the redshirts carrying guns, I didn't mean the teachers who wore red shirts to a Capitol protest last month. I meant the Redcoats. Because the British are coming"
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
If an elderly, overweight woman on oxygen armed with a back scratcher can foil your robbery attempt, you're probably in the wrong line of business
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(25)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Maybe leaving a female teacher in a room filled with sex offenders, no guards, and a radio set to a frequency no one else was on was a bad idea
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(126)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Researchers want commuters to trade in their cars for a personal mini-helicopter to reduce traffic congestion in citi ... look, you had me at 'mini-helicopter' (pic)
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(23)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Oakland A's left handed pitcher Drew Pomeranz picked a fight with the wrong chair, leaving him on the 15-day disabled list
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(21)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Researchers plan to raise extinct passenger pigeons from dead using DNA to find out of they really do taste as good as rumoured
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(64)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's most cherished right is Freedom of Religion. Wait - you're not an evangelical Christian? Get the fark out of here
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(140)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from every Dracula movie ever made, researchers want to dig up Vlad the Impaler's tomb in Naples, Italy
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate: Here's how to improve education - make it harder to become a teacher. First of all, students entering teacher-education programs MUST be slightly above average, and there needs to be more bureaucratic hoop-jumping for credentials
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(99)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not News (well...): Cubs win on a pinch-hit RBI double in the 13th inning. Fark: The pinch-hitter was pitcher Travis Wood
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(18)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFA's Bryan Fischer admits live, on the air, that he thinks that Islamic Sharia law would be "preferable to what we have right now" and that "Islamic fundamentalists rightly accuse the US of corrupting the morality of the entire world"
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(101)
 
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
After watching every minute of the 2010 World Cup, researchers counted 390 instances of cheating. Seems low
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(25)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're 23rd in the majors in runs scored? If you're the Mets, you have your starting pitcher batting eighth for the first time in team history
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(45)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schumacher turns a corner, still hasn't passed
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(18)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MLB's favorite bat-flipping dickhead has opposing catcher and home plate umpire ducking for cover. After drawing a walk
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(26)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
"Welcome to school, student with a learning disability. Instead of learning math or science you'll wash the teachers' cars and mend clothes for the play"
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says that dogs prefer to earn treats rather than receiving handouts. Which apparently shows that researchers have never owned a dog
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(42)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It only took 179 tries, but Detroit Tigers pitcher Max Scherzer finally throws a complete game
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(6)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do animals have sex for pleasure? (Their pleasure, not the researchers')
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(103)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: 911 dispatcher tells rape victim to "Quit crying." Worse: The dispatcher won't face a reprimand
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(94)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Men who met sex partners via app have a greater incidence of gonorrhea and chlamydia compared to men who meet the old fashioned way: clubs, the street, sex party, bathhouse or the more recent old fashioned way: online dating sites"
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(94)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
You know you've done something wrong with your life when you're remembered as "holocaust denier" first and "teacher" second
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(100)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The new MLB math: One accidental backswing equals two batters hit by pitcher, or 4 ejections. Whichever comes first
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher does what all Mets fans want to do
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(14)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Article asks if ISIS could build an Islamic state. I don't know, but these Archer plot lines are really getting weird
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(117)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to tell your friend that your sister is pregnant and you're not sure which of your brothers is the father, it's a good idea to make sure your teacher isn't listening
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(172)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A white public HS teacher insisting black students address him with "yes sir, master" oh you'd better farking BELIEVE that's a firing...except, apparently, in Iowa, at least so long as the teacher is "extremely remorseful" afterwards
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can also pick up on something else. Any guesses?
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(46)
 
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down California's laws that protect teachers from being fired over things like pregnancy, ethnicity, and insanity (working in low-income schools)
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(104)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you get caught up in a drug search at the school parking lot because of an alert K9 dog? Being a teacher certainly doesn't help the matter either
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(70)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games at the Swingers party until cops whip out their big 4 inchers and start waving them around
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(53)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old boy faces expulsion for telling teacher that he accidentally brought a toy gun to school, has now learned a valuable lesson about never trusting people in power
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(142)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: A woman is picking up her son from summer math camp. News: Teachers forced her son on the bus even though he told them his mom was there. Fark: Then it gets really stupid
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(96)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota moose researchers discover that a major threat to Minnesota moose is Minnesota moose researchers
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(12)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two high school pitchers taken at the top of the MLB Draft for the first time in history. Will have both gas and beer money now
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(19)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina violates one of the unwritten rules of baseball by plunking Royals leadoff batter Nori Aoki in the head while trying to throw the ball back to the pitcher. (Video)
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(65)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Researchers keenly observe that most people who commit suicide are awake
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(44)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Researchers discover species that they thought went extinct 124 years ago, do exactly what you'd expect them to
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the county, COMBINED
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(122)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A HS teacher of 30 yrs. decides to spice up an award ceremony making it an evening of profanity, jokes about a priest having sex with kids, and a box of sex toys. Surprisingly, some parents seemed to have a problem with this
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look, dude. I know gym teachers aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree, but if you're gonna record the hot foreign exchange student you're hosting while she's taking a shower, do something more subtle than sticking your iPad under the door
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(89)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians Justin Masterson becomes only the 70th pitcher in MLB history to throw an "immaculate inning" (nine pitches, nine strikes, three strikeouts). Not dominant enough? He also threw 25 consecutive strikes from the third innning to the sixth
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(47)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm wireless broadband can easily reach the moon, maybe even Mars. But Bum-Fark, Idaho? You're still out of luck
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(38)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After numerous wardrobe malfunctions, Kate Middleton hires a bum watcher to ensure her skirts don't go flying up around her shoulders in future. Best. Job. Ever
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(56)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
MIT researchers design self-assembling 3D printed robot. Skynet seen taking notes
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(31)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The richer the country, the more heavy metal it is. Well that explains why it's dead in the U.S
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(36)
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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(219)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Proving once again that umpires are mostly blind and can't count to potato, Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos drew a five-ball walk on Friday night
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(20)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Chemists figure out how to make the most perfect cup of coffee. To Gale Boetticher, my light, my shining star
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Come to Japan - Fall in love with our cherry blossom trees, our picturesque mountains, our heated toilet seats
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(27)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Researchers behind study linking porn with diminished brain activity are almost there, just need a few more minutes
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(28)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
The 10 best songs about losing your virginity. What song was playing when you got your V-card stamped / popped your cherry / parked the pink pony in Poonerville / finally found that special someone who was aroused by desperate failure?
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(35)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
From the department of 'no shiat Sherlock', researcher finds that vehicle burglaries increase as home vacancy increases, decrease as home value increases, and decrease further from highways
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(16)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers develop methods to scientifically prove that a person can be chubby-but-cute-in-the-face
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(17)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
What better way to thank a former teacher than to save their life? Beats the hell out of a card (w/video)
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(13)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Behold, gentlemen, the dizzying future, where we can choose to become scientists, astronauts, or mealworm ranchers
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers discover how the biggest, brightest stars die. I thought it was usually booze or drugs
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(35)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a substitute teacher, don't ask fourth graders for booty call advice
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(53)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indians pitcher Corey Kluber gets shelled -- with sunflower seeds by his teammates while giving an in-game interview. Then it gets weird
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(3)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers reveal studies on new humpback whale species, claims it's delicious
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(10)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"I guess I just didn't realize the kids could follow my tweets" says newly unemployed teacher
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(15)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Researchers discover what everyone else is doing instead of researching
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Those who denounced the Oklahoma law banning implementation of Sharia Law in the state as a"pointless" or "useless" law owe OK state legislators a big apology: if nothing else the law made CAIR's lawyers $300,000 richer
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two New York City fourth-graders, age 9 and 12, were arrested Tuesday after allegedly putting poison in a teacher's water bottle. A 12 year old fourth grader? Good job parents. Good job
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(69)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Researchers study mice to see how they run
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(12)
 
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Could a 5th grade teacher have discovered the key to preventing the next Columbine?
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(221)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drew's cousin reveals his life of drinking and debauchery
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(20)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
University of Sydney researchers, in completing a study of the links between vaccinations & autism, discover they were wasting their time all along
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, our 12-year-old mistook the sounds of her parents' violent bedroom sexytime for spousal abuse, and ratted us out to her teacher. Wat do?
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(76)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"...Defense lawyers are also expected to point out that the 'Butcher of Bosnia' suffers from a condition that makes it impossible for him to distinguish truth from fiction"
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the piano teachers at the University of Washington are unionized because it takes 12 of them to play this one piece. (Skip to 1:30 to void the long intro.)
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(18)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Welcome back, fun guy. Swiss researcher says he's one study away from proving magic mushrooms can treat depression
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(87)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I told everyone that my teacher hurt me and she got fired because of my allegations. Problem was, I was lying and I kinda feel bad about it. Should I say something or am I okay forgetting all about it?"
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(138)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers map all 200,000 glaciers on Earth. Or as they will be called in 200 years, puddles
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Genetic marker for OCD has been identified. Study will be made available once researchers print off exactly 25 copies, recount them 5 times, wash their hands 4 times before distributing
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(16)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Office of Naval Research awards $7.5 million in grants to researchers looking for a way to build " a sense of moral consequence into autonomous robots". Pretty sure you can pick up an Asimov paperback collection for a lot less than that
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(42)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It's that time again for the Don Cherry Playoff Wardrobe Retrospective. From the looks of things, clothes companies are now able to weave vomit into wearable suits (pics, but your monitor won't thank you)
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(35)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Stranger picks up $485 restaurant tab for a group of autistic children and their teachers on Cinco de Mayo. Great: They create a large thank you card for the donor and posted it in the restaurant, where the children hope she will see it
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(43)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for DWI on the way to work (With 'Hey, if you let me go, I'll make sure I take care of you for your troubles, *wink, wink*' mugshot) "The kiddos are young and impressionable"
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(51)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(My Fox Carolinas)
 
 
 
Seven-year old girl whose dad is serving overseas throws out First Pitch at North Carolina minor league ballgame. Can you guess who the catcher was? No, not Kevin Costner
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(88)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for allegedly threatening to kill his co-workers in a mass shooting sues school for wrongful termination, says they should be really glad he can't find his gun right now
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(51)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht
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(95)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As you sit at your cubicle perusing Fark under a soul-bleaching fluorescent light, your grandmother might be surfing, practicing archery, or cheerleading
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(61)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to tell that your relief pitchers are having a bad game? When they can't hold a 17-1 lead
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Cher joins Wu-Tang Clan. Happy Thursday
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers' DH Mitch Moreland pitches in blowout loss, is the Rangers' only "pitcher" in game to throw a 1-2-3 inning, and throws 94 mph lefty fastballs. Some think he should pitch again, begging the question: Would he DH for himself?
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(38)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clock watcher and his collection of contraptions
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(16)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Job openings for porn watchers in China. No word on whether or not uniforms include pants
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(28)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Little League pitchers issue 6 walks in an inning, 5 in row. Wait check that - Yankees pitchers issue 6 walks in an inning, 5 in a row
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(31)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
On today's episode of 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?': "Teachers had 30 students ages 10 to 11 to 'organize themselves from the darkest to the lightest' with the last boy being picked on because he was the 'blackest'"
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(56)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Amanda Knox's alibi blown after previously unseen CCTV footage shows her not with her boyfriend on night of Meredith Kercher's murder
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