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180 headlines found matching 'Cher'
Tue July 25, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Beginning of the end of the NFL: CTE diagnosed in 99% of former NFL players studied by researchers
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Editor: "Why am I writing this letter? Well, I'm writing this letter because I say we petition to get Chick-fil-A open on Sundays. Sundays are days to cherish the Lord, so why not cherish the Lord by going to eat the Lord's calories?"
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out you don't have to be a teacher to sleep with under age boys. Huh
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Primary school facing crisis after every single teacher and staffer quits
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered how Sterling Archer would fare in the world of the Kingsman, wonder no more
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Researchers may have found the tomb of King Tut's wife. Asked if it was a rare find, they said it was very Tut-uncommon
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Thu July 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher loses his top aide after yesterday's story detailing how the Congressman tried to use Russian propaganda to kill a Russian sanctions bill
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student posts note on why she's protesting her elite school by pooping on school property because the teachers are sh*tty. Poop
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), the guy that Kevin McCarthy "joked" about being bought by the Kremlin, was actually bought by the Kremlin and was planning a show trial to destroy the Magnitsky Act, using Russian propaganda as evidence
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher (R-eally far out, man) asks NASA scientists: Was there once a civilization on Mars?
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Researchers announce breakthrough in curing MD paralysis in Jerry's Mice, meaning Jerry's Kids may be close behind
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Some Panama)
 
 
 
Apparently, Hell is set to freeze over in 2018 as Van Halen may be reuniting and touring with Michael Anthony. Gary Cherone too busy washing Eddie's car to comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nosey researchers find most people angle right when kissing
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much going on here, just Bill Murray and Nick Offerman chugging champagne onstage at the ESPYs. Oh, and retired Cubs catcher/dancing star man David Ross was also there
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Thu July 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers claim climate change is going to make air travel a living nightmare. This is in sharp contrast to the idyllic experience flying is today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, for you liters. Calling all quilters, sewers, needlepointers, x-stitchers, painters, or anyone with a farkish tshirt you're willing to part with. For you who don't want/can't throw $5 a month at the site. Here's your chance to contribute
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Researchers reveal skyrmion physics driven by magnons in confined geometries," which might be a video game. Or the secret to the universe. Or a math tutorial. Or who knows what. It does have neat illustration, though
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
Journalist who broke the news of Jewish marchers banned from Pride March is demoted and stripped of reporting duties
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers find families with one income don't earn as much money as families with two
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Sat July 08, 2017
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Researchers develop a smartphone with such a low power draw it doesn't need a battery
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
According to researchers at the University of Duhhh, No Really and the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious, ultra-wealthy people are hiding their money from the tax system, forcing us all to either pay more, or go without
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Research shows women who prefer one particular alcoholic drink have a higher sex drive. In related news, researchers seen making runs to liquor store to stock up on this one alcoholic drink
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanoscale motion sends light into overdrive, according to noted researchers Bachman and Turner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto faces opposition from Democrats, teachers' unions, his wife, etc
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy continue looking for God and head to New Orleans, the Saint of Killers hot on their tails. Will Tulip's secrets come to haunt them? Find out in "Damsels." It's your Official Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put a beatdown on teacher pretending to be a perpetrator. It could have been worse; the cop said to her "I was two seconds from tasing you" (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why do we brand male teachers "pedophiles" but wink, smirk, and call females "Hot For Teacher" for the same actions?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's the 150th Canada Day, so let's kick things off with Burton Cummings impersonating Gordon Lightfoot
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New study determines Brexit was driven by fears about immigration. Researchers now devoting their time to studying the moistness of water and the religious views of an old man in a silly hat
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If your baseball team is looking for a catcher who allows 7 stolen bases in 1 game then blames the team's star pitcher, the Cubs would like to speak with you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Catcher is knocked over by warm-up pitch from pitcher. News: Catcher plays for the Royals. Fark: Pitcher is a female softball champion, throwing underhand
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Tue June 27, 2017
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos thinks school vouchers work. They don't
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's "prosperity gospel" preacher who owns garage full of expensive cars and lives in million dollar condo being indicted on multiple counts of federal tax fraud" brought to you by the state of NC. Bonus: Now lives in Florida
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy embark on a road trip in search of God. But God has other plans and sends The Saint of Killers to track them down. The comedy turns deadly in "On the Road." It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 10PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Istanbul bans pride parade. Marchers will gather in Constantinople instead
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why would a paintball gun with a grenade launcher be considered a weapon, when a paintball gun is clearly a toy? That does not make sense
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian kindergarten teacher or porn actress? Why not both?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Dean Cain wants a Season 5 of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman with co-star Teri Hatcher. Because they're real, and they're spectacular
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that people who like Transformers movies also consider Owen Wilson our greatest living actor and think Man of Steel is the best film of all time
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
RMIT researchers have created a new solar paint that absorbs moisture from the air and uses sunlight to split water atoms and harvest hydrogen as fuel
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Thu June 22, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian sex researcher is busting myths about women's sexuality, claims hetero women are in fact aroused by viewing images of naked women or non-consensual intercourse. "We need to do the science to understand how women's sexuality is unique"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers scare mountain lions with recordings of political talking heads because science
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
No, Johnny Cueto is not the only MLB pitcher with a strange delivery. Can you name the 4 others?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The most treacherous battle of World War I was one you've never heard of. It was called the Battle of the Dolomites, and it happened in the mountains of Italy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Joel Schumacher and the cast and crew of the biggest disaster movie of 1997--Batman & Robin--discuss the multiple things that went wrong with the film
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Mon June 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis say at the last minute they changed their son's name from Walt to Dimitri. Apparently they felt Walt would make their son feel too normal with parents named Ashton and Mila
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Researchers figure out what causes cancer to metastasize, Still no cure for, oh wait
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Fri June 16, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Australian deep sea researchers find plenty of Nopes, just as you would expect
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're an algebra teacher, someone might recognize you if you sell heroin near the school
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
News: Scientists sent a flatworm to space and it came back with two heads. Fark: Researchers tried amputating them, leaving a headless middle fragment, but both of the heads just grew back on all three pieces. Everyone sleep well tonight
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So what is this sea creature that researchers are stumped by?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher and her ex-husband explain why The Nanny ended. A better story would be how they convinced a network to put the show on TV in the first place
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New hostel opens in Chernobyl amid glowing reviews
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember all the old tricks you used to use to pad the length of a paper in college? Increasing the size of periods? Double spacing? Doinking the teacher? Well if you double space your university grant application, the Dept. of Ed. will reject you
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The latest update on the guy who claimed to have farked Fran Drescher, as well as having invented e-mail
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Hunger Games" - Not just getting girls interested in archery, now teaching them lifesaving first aid
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Mon June 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover washing your hands actually cleanses your brain of old ideas - as well as removing crusty residue
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ghost teachers cost Pennsylvania school district more than $500K, according to lawsuit. And that's not even counting the time they have to take off due to meddling kids and their dogs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One badly done footnote caused the entire opioid crisis. See? Your English teacher told you to pay attention
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Think talking to your crazy uncle about climate change is frustrating? Try being a high school science teacher with climate change deniers in your class
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer becomes 3rd fastest to reach 2,000 strikeouts. Chris Davis on track to beat him
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Researchers develop system that, based on users' abilities to readily answer "What's your sign?", can block identity thieves and people who don't believe in astrology
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
ISIS leader reported killed in air strike; Sterling Archer inconsolable, erect
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's smoking hot teacher charged with sex with students comes to us from Rocky Mount, NC (w/mugshot)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Shareece Wright's $932 Uber ride what "'building a team is all about", says his coach
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Largest virtual universe ever launched by Swiss researchers. Unfortunately, it's one of those lame universes with only four dimensions and only one of those can be time
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Wife's anniversary card to husband contains $55k Missouri Lottery scratchers winner
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Photoshop Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally dressing up as Sonny and Cher
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Normally birth defects are not helpful, but in the case of this 19-year-old pitcher... let's just say his birth defect may lead to a major league career
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boredom now linked to a wide range of health problems. Which is bad news for the researchers who had to put together the data on that study
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Eric Prince, one time butcher of Baghdad and brother to Betsy DeVos, suggests that Trump name a Viceroy for our colony of Afghanistan... then it gets weird
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Point teacher defends Trump and his "genius" in using typos on twitter
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers publish 25,000 private photos from plastic surgery clinic. Police call it the biggest display of reconstructive surgery since Cher's former agent released all her old headshots
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
NASA astronaut Jack Fischer shared a video of himself building a tower of pudding in microgravity and then eating his own creation
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Thu June 01, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper has the early lead in MLB All Star Game voting. Apparently charging the mound and punching the opposing pitcher gave him extra votes from the UFC contingency
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Tue May 30, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau is separating from her student husband. Those second grader/teacher marriages rarely last
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of Arthur Treachers
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'. Gregg Allman dead at 69
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Cool: get awarded teacher of the year. Sad: Announce you are leaving state because of how bad the schools are
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A day after a student went to the media with an "award" for "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist", another one comes forward with an "award" for "Most Likely to Blend in with White People" from the same teacher
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns to become full-time 'lice slayer', equips herself with shampoo of cleansing and comb with +5 against mites
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl accuses her teacher of war crimes for punishing whole class when one pupil is naughty, cites the Geneva Convention to back up her claim, is now leading in all polls for U.K General Election
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Still think a curve ball is an optical illusion? Behold exhibit A - Twins pitcher Jose Berrios
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
FIGHT...FIGHT...FIGHT...oh it's a teacher and an aide...Nothing to see here
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot)
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cher, who is 71 years old, is awarded the ICON Award at the Billboard Music Awards and shows up dressed like she's 31 years old because she's had enough plastic surgery to preserve her for 701 years
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
After twenty-five years, that gum you like is coming back in style. Pour yourself some coffee and serve up a slice of cherry pie, Twin Peaks returns on Showtime 9 pm ET
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, about McCarthy's little "joke" that Putin pays Rohrabacher and Trump? Turns out the FBI has been making the same joke since 2012. Without the joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what researchers are calling "The Charlie Sheen effect", sales of HIV testing kits nearly doubled after the actor announced he was HIV+ , though that may have been attributable just to former partners of his getting themselves checked out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this catcher catching a ball
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
5-foot-8 Marcus Stroman is the first Blue Jays pitcher in 14 years to homer since 6-foot-9 Mark Hendrickson. "'Stro does it all"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Witcher' will battle monsters as a new series on Netflix
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
You can almost taste the blood in new teaser for Season 2 of 'Preacher'
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Researchers: Dinosaurs seconds away from walking among us. Wat?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 1,000 students, teachers and staff in northern California's Yolo County laid low by the norovirus. #yolo
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher caught having sex with a student uses the old "he seduced me" excuse. Fark: At 2 a.m. (with mugshot)
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Agriculture teacher sexually harassed by fellow high school teacher, department head with "vile" text messages involving her "anatomy, powdered sugar, sex, cows, gallons of lube, artificial insemination, long plastic gloves and more"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
College baseball team revolutionizes batting practice by replacing the pitcher with another hitter. Everybody hits
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The right R&D investments are 'good bets' for both climate and economies, say researchers clearly fishing for grants
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Tue May 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon is being checked for testicular cancer, hopes he can take his ball and go home
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Mon May 08, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Florida Institute for Technology develop device to search for alien worlds, possibly in hopes of finding another Florida out there in the stars
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Belgian researchers develop process that generates power from polluted air while hailing our new Chinese overlords
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Sun May 07, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for making a Trump piñata. Which raises the question, what do you fill a Trump piñata with?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
What is more shocking: A teacher dragging a pre-schooler through the hallway, or that she was fired almost immediately? Tag for the teacher, because Fark won't let us submit two tags at once
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
EU lawyers warned EU leaders their £92 billion demand was legally unenforceable, and they couldn't "cherry pick" which parts of the budget to use to come up with that figure
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby has never watched Archer. Should he?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA denies being forced to exclusively broadcast Fox News from its lobby monitors. Also denies being involved in studying mind control. Hides copies of Catcher in the Rye
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Internet trolls are made, not born' researchers say. Drew Curtis lifts pinkie and grins then deletes politics tab
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Red Sox pitcher and world-class jerk Curt Schilling believes Adam Jones is lying because he never heard it yelled at him
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Middle-school catcher with only one arm is dominating opponents. Jim Abbott impressed
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nonsensical pitcher ejection on a 76 mph hanging curve caps off Red Sox-Orioles dispute.This series just keeps getting more and more interesting for all the wrong reasons
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Students try to crawl through an air duct to steal a final exam from a teacher. Police say the suspects were a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal
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Wed May 03, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher using heroin at school, don't leave your Facebook page open. Also, WTF is wrong with this reporter's forehead???
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New Mexico science teacher pleads guilty to cooking crystal meth, pitching reality series to AMC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teachers should expect to get a second job
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Tue May 02, 2017
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Teacher lets students duct tape him to wall for charity. That Charity must be really persuasive
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Researchers say that not only is beer not as hard on your liver, it is a more effective pain killer than Tylenol
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tired of your child getting 3 hours of homework every night? What to do? Simple, send a note to the teacher saying you're not permitting your child to do any homework at all
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia rolls out the red carpet for Ginger Pride marchers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Failing Rolling Stone magazine cherry-picks 100 WTF moments in which our Glorious Leader Donald Trump might not have been Making America Great Again. Come on, he's been POTUS for 8,640,000 moments already, so 100 is nothing. Chexmix, libs
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers try to prove sweatshop work is better than rural poverty, accidentally prove Marx was right, still can't find clue
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Wed April 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Happy Chernobyl Day, keep those glowing faces going
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
School administration pulls out the stops for teacher who receives brain tumor diagnosis. No, this is Fark -- you know they fired her before her operation
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Economic Education Foundation)
 
 
 
You are richer than John D. Rockefeller
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Abba's "When I Kissed The Teacher"? It's the RL story of the likely next French president. Fark: he was the student, she is now his wife ... 25 years older than him
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Elton John no longer still standing
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 3 starts, Pirates Ivan Nova finally issues his first walk of 2017 .... and it's to an AL pitcher making his first major league at bat
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Okay gang, you're a Red Sox pitcher and a totally legal slide by Manny Machado accidentally injures your star second baseman. What to do? Throw a 90 mph fastball at his head, of course
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sergio Montoya. I kill people's faith in teachers. Prepare to cry
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Sun April 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New York college has a 100% job-placement rate, 8:1 student-teacher ratio, no teaching assistants, and no tuition: But there's one small catch
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher takes money from students for a class trip to Germany and since this is Fark you know how it ends
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amazon's Alexa had a glitch that listed Mets Pitcher David Wright as being 234 years old. Apparently it mixed up his biographical information with Jamie Moyer
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds crayfish who live in groups get drunk more easily than loners. The findings could help us to understand why people have such wildly different reactions to alcohol consumption and why researchers enjoy getting crayfish drunk
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay pollution extends to early 19th century, say University of Alabama researchers while waiting for football season to kick off
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do you know what an immaculate inning is? Let Reds' pitcher Drew Storen show you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher banned from classroom for inappropriate behavior - including 'twanging a pupil's thong'
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
On this edition of 'That's So Canadian,' Saskatoon ranchers stunned on discovery of a beaver herding 150 cattle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine the phrase "Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed" actually has some basis in fact
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Egypt unearths 8 mummies in 3,500-year-old tombs, still looking for starting pitcher
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers create red-eyed mutant wasps as hack movie writers, video game producers, and your nightmares look on
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers show that you run more when your friends run more (with helpful picture of runners clearly in their early 30s)
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim reveals elite grenade launchers to deter anyone from turning Best Korea, where the hamburger was invented, into a parking lot
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Au revoir my Cherie Amour
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With the Indians already losing 10-4, Michael Martinez becomes this season's first position player pitcher and he couldn't stop laughing ... even more than the White Sox
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine people happiest when they are 23 and 69. Personally, I've never tried the first one but I'd be willing to learn
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Thu April 13, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Oklahoma cartwheeling teacher pleads guilty to petty larceny after incident at bowling alley
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Reality television couple Heidi and Spencer Pratt expecting their first child, who will spite its parents by growing up to be a teacher or doctor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers claim that a forgotten people had a surprisingly sophisticated and complex society. Difficulty: They lived in Scotland
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yoenis Cespedes re-accommodates the baseball into the bleachers three times
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The US Army just 3D printed a prototype grenade launcher
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday begins with Hornets at Spurs at 7:30. At 10, it's Swans at Hammers, Hull at Citeh, Burnley at Boro. 12:30 match is Chelsea at Cherries. Sunday has 8:30 United at Sunderland, followed by Toffees and Foxes. This is your Weekend EPL Thread
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Because when you're looking for sensual delights, obviously you want a prostitute named "Soul Snatcher." Includes mugshot goodness of ... what's the opposite of MILF?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks Japan to offer American Cherry Pie Frappuccino in cup with domed lid, just like in America. The difference: this dome is made of sweet, flaky, edible pie crust
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And then there was the time Don Rickles allegedly once removed a Dodger pitcher from the game
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina loses baseball on dropped third strike. Ball was stuck to his chest protector
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
South African rhino ranchers: To pay for protecting rhinos from poachers, we need to be able to sell the rhino horns, which won't increase poaching at all, trust us, so we need the ban on domestic sales lifted. South African court: Well alrighty then
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After only 5 months, A-Rod now wants Jennifer Lopez as his permanent starting catcher
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
First teaser for the new season of 'Preacher' on AMC will not absolve you
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you assign homework to 6th graders on how they feel about frequenting gay bars, you might be an unemployed Sunshine State teacher
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa's teachers union sues Governor Branstad for pushing through his new, anti-union collective bargaining law
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archer is BACK, this time as a private dick. Anybody? Are we doing phrasing this season? It's Archer: Dreamland, tonight at 10PM EDT on FX....X
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When his title character wound up shot and floating face-down in a swimming pool at the end of Season 7 last year, "Archer" star H. Jon Benjamin thought he was out of a job
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Math problem: 32-year-old teacher + 5 drinks + open container instructs 14-year-old boy to drive them to Waffle House. How many miles will they travel before being pulled over by the police? Show your work
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've got one hell of a girlfriend, first she cheated on me by hooking up with four guys ....then she showed me a sex tape of the whole thing
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Alarming photographs of a pure white nut-muncher have emerged from Hastings UK
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Madison Bumgarner just became the first pitcher to hit two home runs on Opening Day
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Sun April 02, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Life Tip #22: When receiving meth in the mail, make sure your address is correct. Life Tip #23: If the police call to tell you they found your missing package, going to the station to pick it up may not be your best option
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(County 10 Wyoming)
 
 
 
Researchers are hoping they interbreed with native species, producing Kangaroo Jackalopes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers think newly discovered tunnels in South America were dug out by giant sloths. Talk about a slow news day
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
Pupils defend super hot teacher after she is suspended over 'inappropriate' selfie shot
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