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272 headlines found matching 'Cher'
Fri July 11, 2014
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the Dutch tore Argentinian Javier Mascherano a new one yesterday
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(15)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hottest baby name in 2014? Archer. Phrasing
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(136)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers find gorillas use their BO as a form of communication with others - much the same way IT workers do
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(7)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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Wed July 09, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Cherry pie is a story of big government and Byzantine regulations, not just a terrible Warrant song
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(16)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Largest U.S. teachers union is sick of standardized tests and tell Education Secretary Duncan if he thinks the private sector holds the answers he should go there
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(70)
 
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Lack of exercise, not diet, linked to rise in obesity, Stanford research shows in a study brought to you by Conagra, Archer Daniels Midland and Mosanto
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Mon July 07, 2014
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
We have a candidate for 'Most boring science news headline' for 2014: "Researchers uncover new knowledge about our intestines?"
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another pitcher joins the "Randy Johnson Club of Hitting Birds From the Mound"
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(27)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Tea Party is just making the 1% richer and is actually doing nothing for their poor, uneducated voter base
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(186)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Krause family is an American dynasty when it comes to competitive cherry pit-spitting
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(6)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Researcher doing legitimate legally sanctioned medical marijuana research fired by legislative Republicans
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(53)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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(26)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB's wacky season continues as Rick Porcello becomes the first pitcher in 25 years to throw a 9 inning shutout without walking or striking out a single batter
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(13)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years
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(351)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers on ancient civilizations having lots of sex: it was a trap
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Ortiz shows appropriate level of respect for Cubs pitching--by beginning walk to first base before ball four even reaches catcher's mitt
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(48)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israeli military searchers think they have found their missing teenagers
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(172)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Researchers discover increase in heart attacks during the World Cup. Up next: increase of cirrhosis cases during the Stanley Cup playoffs
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(24)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modest Red Sox hero cites luck as he hits a game-winning home run... Just kidding, Mike Napoli of the near cellar-dwelling Red Sox gleefully calls the opposing pitcher an idiot as he grins and greets his teammates
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(40)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad: Seattle manager getting in the way of his catcher trying for a foul ball in the dugout. Worse: What happens on the next pitch
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for posting "lewd" photos of the Washington Monument to Facebook. Not safe for work if you work in a church in the 1800s. Subby thinks she looks like fun
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers using modern-day dating techniques conclude Henry VIII was pretty much incompatible with all women - in large part because he had a nasty habit of cutting them off
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Researchers have detected the smallest force ever measured: 42 yoctonewtons - equivalent to one septillion of a newton and an unknown quantity of Oreos
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"So you want to be a chemistry teacher" instructor manual. Page 1, Step 1: Do NOT set your students on fire
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The most insidious thing about trickle-down economics isn't believing that if the rich get richer, it's good for the economy. It's believing that if the poor get richer, it's bad for the economy"
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(273)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In Norway there is bridge built using the architectural plans of Da Vinci, which are so much better than the ones of Escher
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(29)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Fact of the day: If Obama's recovery had been as good as Reagan's, we'd be $2.2 trillion richer
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(492)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers develop sensor capable of measuring goosebumps on the human body in real time. Ooh, subby just got chills
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(10)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welfare rancher Cliven Bundy and his gang of militant moochers get top-notch legal advice from "private attorney general"
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(154)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook looks to block sale of ISIS merchandise. Cherlene's country album still available through MySpace
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(47)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you don't believe in climate change, and can prove that it's not real, you could be $10,000 richer. Difficulty: Must use the Scientific Method to prove your claim
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(156)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Researchers discover Florida Man's kryptonite by synthesizing a "mutant cocaine-eating enzyme"
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(16)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To ensure there is no voter fraud in the MS GOP Senate primary run-off, failed Va Gubernatorial candidate and new Senate Conservative Fund president Ken Cuccinelli plans to send poll watchers to MS-but only to the black precincts, of course
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(129)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Be vewy vewy quiet, Padres pitcher Alex Torres is hunting wabbits
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(27)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Good to see these teachers aren't letting a fear of school shootings go to waste
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(34)
 
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Columnist suggests new names for Washington's football team, including the Cherry Blossoms, because the team "blossom[s] early in the season and wither[s] quickly." OH SNAP
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(63)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Researchers find new cancer-causing activity. If you had 'sitting,' get off your arse if you want to live
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(47)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Scientists simulate time travel using particle of light. Researchers made the particle (photon) to travel through wormhole where it interacts the older version of itself [using closed timelike curve]
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(58)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
In 'I didn't know you could do that' news, Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman traded his number to Ubaldo Jimenez for a Rolex watch
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(12)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Researcher finds lost continent with early human settlements. And, by finds, he means postulates the existence of said continent
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Speaker of the House: "When I said I was afraid of the redshirts carrying guns, I didn't mean the teachers who wore red shirts to a Capitol protest last month. I meant the Redcoats. Because the British are coming"
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
If an elderly, overweight woman on oxygen armed with a back scratcher can foil your robbery attempt, you're probably in the wrong line of business
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(25)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Maybe leaving a female teacher in a room filled with sex offenders, no guards, and a radio set to a frequency no one else was on was a bad idea
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(126)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Researchers want commuters to trade in their cars for a personal mini-helicopter to reduce traffic congestion in citi ... look, you had me at 'mini-helicopter' (pic)
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(23)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Oakland A's left handed pitcher Drew Pomeranz picked a fight with the wrong chair, leaving him on the 15-day disabled list
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(21)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Researchers plan to raise extinct passenger pigeons from dead using DNA to find out of they really do taste as good as rumoured
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Wed June 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's most cherished right is Freedom of Religion. Wait - you're not an evangelical Christian? Get the fark out of here
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(140)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from every Dracula movie ever made, researchers want to dig up Vlad the Impaler's tomb in Naples, Italy
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate: Here's how to improve education - make it harder to become a teacher. First of all, students entering teacher-education programs MUST be slightly above average, and there needs to be more bureaucratic hoop-jumping for credentials
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(99)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not News (well...): Cubs win on a pinch-hit RBI double in the 13th inning. Fark: The pinch-hitter was pitcher Travis Wood
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(18)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFA's Bryan Fischer admits live, on the air, that he thinks that Islamic Sharia law would be "preferable to what we have right now" and that "Islamic fundamentalists rightly accuse the US of corrupting the morality of the entire world"
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(101)
 
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
After watching every minute of the 2010 World Cup, researchers counted 390 instances of cheating. Seems low
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(25)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're 23rd in the majors in runs scored? If you're the Mets, you have your starting pitcher batting eighth for the first time in team history
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(45)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schumacher turns a corner, still hasn't passed
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(18)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MLB's favorite bat-flipping dickhead has opposing catcher and home plate umpire ducking for cover. After drawing a walk
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(26)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
"Welcome to school, student with a learning disability. Instead of learning math or science you'll wash the teachers' cars and mend clothes for the play"
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says that dogs prefer to earn treats rather than receiving handouts. Which apparently shows that researchers have never owned a dog
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(42)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It only took 179 tries, but Detroit Tigers pitcher Max Scherzer finally throws a complete game
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(6)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do animals have sex for pleasure? (Their pleasure, not the researchers')
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(103)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: 911 dispatcher tells rape victim to "Quit crying." Worse: The dispatcher won't face a reprimand
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(94)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Men who met sex partners via app have a greater incidence of gonorrhea and chlamydia compared to men who meet the old fashioned way: clubs, the street, sex party, bathhouse or the more recent old fashioned way: online dating sites"
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(94)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
You know you've done something wrong with your life when you're remembered as "holocaust denier" first and "teacher" second
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(100)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The new MLB math: One accidental backswing equals two batters hit by pitcher, or 4 ejections. Whichever comes first
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher does what all Mets fans want to do
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(14)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Article asks if ISIS could build an Islamic state. I don't know, but these Archer plot lines are really getting weird
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(117)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to tell your friend that your sister is pregnant and you're not sure which of your brothers is the father, it's a good idea to make sure your teacher isn't listening
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(172)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A white public HS teacher insisting black students address him with "yes sir, master" oh you'd better farking BELIEVE that's a firing...except, apparently, in Iowa, at least so long as the teacher is "extremely remorseful" afterwards
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can also pick up on something else. Any guesses?
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(46)
 
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down California's laws that protect teachers from being fired over things like pregnancy, ethnicity, and insanity (working in low-income schools)
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(104)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you get caught up in a drug search at the school parking lot because of an alert K9 dog? Being a teacher certainly doesn't help the matter either
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(70)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games at the Swingers party until cops whip out their big 4 inchers and start waving them around
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(53)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old boy faces expulsion for telling teacher that he accidentally brought a toy gun to school, has now learned a valuable lesson about never trusting people in power
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(142)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: A woman is picking up her son from summer math camp. News: Teachers forced her son on the bus even though he told them his mom was there. Fark: Then it gets really stupid
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(96)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota moose researchers discover that a major threat to Minnesota moose is Minnesota moose researchers
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(12)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two high school pitchers taken at the top of the MLB Draft for the first time in history. Will have both gas and beer money now
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(19)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina violates one of the unwritten rules of baseball by plunking Royals leadoff batter Nori Aoki in the head while trying to throw the ball back to the pitcher. (Video)
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(65)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Researchers keenly observe that most people who commit suicide are awake
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(44)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Researchers discover species that they thought went extinct 124 years ago, do exactly what you'd expect them to
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the county, COMBINED
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(122)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A HS teacher of 30 yrs. decides to spice up an award ceremony making it an evening of profanity, jokes about a priest having sex with kids, and a box of sex toys. Surprisingly, some parents seemed to have a problem with this
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look, dude. I know gym teachers aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree, but if you're gonna record the hot foreign exchange student you're hosting while she's taking a shower, do something more subtle than sticking your iPad under the door
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(89)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians Justin Masterson becomes only the 70th pitcher in MLB history to throw an "immaculate inning" (nine pitches, nine strikes, three strikeouts). Not dominant enough? He also threw 25 consecutive strikes from the third innning to the sixth
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(47)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm wireless broadband can easily reach the moon, maybe even Mars. But Bum-Fark, Idaho? You're still out of luck
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(38)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After numerous wardrobe malfunctions, Kate Middleton hires a bum watcher to ensure her skirts don't go flying up around her shoulders in future. Best. Job. Ever
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(56)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
MIT researchers design self-assembling 3D printed robot. Skynet seen taking notes
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(31)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The richer the country, the more heavy metal it is. Well that explains why it's dead in the U.S
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(36)
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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(219)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Proving once again that umpires are mostly blind and can't count to potato, Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos drew a five-ball walk on Friday night
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(20)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Chemists figure out how to make the most perfect cup of coffee. To Gale Boetticher, my light, my shining star
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Come to Japan - Fall in love with our cherry blossom trees, our picturesque mountains, our heated toilet seats
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(27)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Researchers behind study linking porn with diminished brain activity are almost there, just need a few more minutes
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(28)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
The 10 best songs about losing your virginity. What song was playing when you got your V-card stamped / popped your cherry / parked the pink pony in Poonerville / finally found that special someone who was aroused by desperate failure?
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(35)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
From the department of 'no shiat Sherlock', researcher finds that vehicle burglaries increase as home vacancy increases, decrease as home value increases, and decrease further from highways
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(16)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers develop methods to scientifically prove that a person can be chubby-but-cute-in-the-face
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(17)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
What better way to thank a former teacher than to save their life? Beats the hell out of a card (w/video)
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(13)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Behold, gentlemen, the dizzying future, where we can choose to become scientists, astronauts, or mealworm ranchers
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers discover how the biggest, brightest stars die. I thought it was usually booze or drugs
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(35)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a substitute teacher, don't ask fourth graders for booty call advice
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(53)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indians pitcher Corey Kluber gets shelled -- with sunflower seeds by his teammates while giving an in-game interview. Then it gets weird
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(3)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers reveal studies on new humpback whale species, claims it's delicious
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(10)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"I guess I just didn't realize the kids could follow my tweets" says newly unemployed teacher
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(15)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Researchers discover what everyone else is doing instead of researching
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Those who denounced the Oklahoma law banning implementation of Sharia Law in the state as a"pointless" or "useless" law owe OK state legislators a big apology: if nothing else the law made CAIR's lawyers $300,000 richer
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two New York City fourth-graders, age 9 and 12, were arrested Tuesday after allegedly putting poison in a teacher's water bottle. A 12 year old fourth grader? Good job parents. Good job
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(69)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Researchers study mice to see how they run
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(12)
 
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Could a 5th grade teacher have discovered the key to preventing the next Columbine?
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(221)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drew's cousin reveals his life of drinking and debauchery
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(20)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
University of Sydney researchers, in completing a study of the links between vaccinations & autism, discover they were wasting their time all along
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, our 12-year-old mistook the sounds of her parents' violent bedroom sexytime for spousal abuse, and ratted us out to her teacher. Wat do?
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(76)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"...Defense lawyers are also expected to point out that the 'Butcher of Bosnia' suffers from a condition that makes it impossible for him to distinguish truth from fiction"
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the piano teachers at the University of Washington are unionized because it takes 12 of them to play this one piece. (Skip to 1:30 to void the long intro.)
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(18)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Welcome back, fun guy. Swiss researcher says he's one study away from proving magic mushrooms can treat depression
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(87)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I told everyone that my teacher hurt me and she got fired because of my allegations. Problem was, I was lying and I kinda feel bad about it. Should I say something or am I okay forgetting all about it?"
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(138)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers map all 200,000 glaciers on Earth. Or as they will be called in 200 years, puddles
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Genetic marker for OCD has been identified. Study will be made available once researchers print off exactly 25 copies, recount them 5 times, wash their hands 4 times before distributing
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(16)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Office of Naval Research awards $7.5 million in grants to researchers looking for a way to build " a sense of moral consequence into autonomous robots". Pretty sure you can pick up an Asimov paperback collection for a lot less than that
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(42)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It's that time again for the Don Cherry Playoff Wardrobe Retrospective. From the looks of things, clothes companies are now able to weave vomit into wearable suits (pics, but your monitor won't thank you)
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(35)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Stranger picks up $485 restaurant tab for a group of autistic children and their teachers on Cinco de Mayo. Great: They create a large thank you card for the donor and posted it in the restaurant, where the children hope she will see it
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(43)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for DWI on the way to work (With 'Hey, if you let me go, I'll make sure I take care of you for your troubles, *wink, wink*' mugshot) "The kiddos are young and impressionable"
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(51)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(My Fox Carolinas)
 
 
 
Seven-year old girl whose dad is serving overseas throws out First Pitch at North Carolina minor league ballgame. Can you guess who the catcher was? No, not Kevin Costner
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(88)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for allegedly threatening to kill his co-workers in a mass shooting sues school for wrongful termination, says they should be really glad he can't find his gun right now
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(51)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht
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(95)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As you sit at your cubicle perusing Fark under a soul-bleaching fluorescent light, your grandmother might be surfing, practicing archery, or cheerleading
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(61)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to tell that your relief pitchers are having a bad game? When they can't hold a 17-1 lead
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Cher joins Wu-Tang Clan. Happy Thursday
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers' DH Mitch Moreland pitches in blowout loss, is the Rangers' only "pitcher" in game to throw a 1-2-3 inning, and throws 94 mph lefty fastballs. Some think he should pitch again, begging the question: Would he DH for himself?
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(38)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clock watcher and his collection of contraptions
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(16)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Job openings for porn watchers in China. No word on whether or not uniforms include pants
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(28)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Little League pitchers issue 6 walks in an inning, 5 in row. Wait check that - Yankees pitchers issue 6 walks in an inning, 5 in a row
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(31)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
On today's episode of 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?': "Teachers had 30 students ages 10 to 11 to 'organize themselves from the darkest to the lightest' with the last boy being picked on because he was the 'blackest'"
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(56)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Amanda Knox's alibi blown after previously unseen CCTV footage shows her not with her boyfriend on night of Meredith Kercher's murder
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(146)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's a ground ball to Abreu. He fields it and tosses the ball and the glove to the pitcher covering first. Wait, what?
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teachers Union gets well rated and reviewed show canceled after one episode for having a factual and accurate portrayal of student life
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(72)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Note saying "KABOOM Im tired of all the people here. Everyone is going down, the school will b n flames" was written by a disgruntled special education teacher who hoped her grammatical errors and misspellings would fool police
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(38)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen says his Preacher adaptation will "surprise" readers of the comic book. This should end well
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(34)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Took a photo of your high school teacher showing you porn in class? That's a suspension
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(84)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Good Luck With That," militant moocher/racist Cliven Bundy files criminal complaint with sheriff against the Bureau of Land Management
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(308)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Highly secretive US military researchers reveal they are developing a brain implant to restore memory. What could possibly go wrong?
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(23)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bakery cooks up 852 pound, 1.8M calorie cake for soldiers just back from combat. That's only 36,000 Weight Watchers Points
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(20)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weight Watchers 1Q profits shed 56%
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(15)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The armed anti-government play-warriors who built a military force around a racist redneck rancher in Nevada are turning on each other, so this might have a happy ending after all
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(565)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
UCLA cuts kidney research funding by $3M due to "divisive and hurtful" comments. That will totally show those researchers and patients
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(98)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bull escapes from slaughter house, runs into butcher's shop
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(21)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Good samaritan pursues stabby purse snatcher & proves nothing good happens to a samaritan
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(70)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Mexicans should embrace Cinco de Mayo being turned into drunken debauchery, just as the Irish embrace St Patty's Day
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(85)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
You know your season is in the gutter when you trade for a pitcher from the Astros
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(19)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence, we're from the deep south and we complained because our child's teacher forced prayer on the classroom, and we got it to stop. Now, everyone in town hates us. What should we do?"
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(186)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Are you white? Do you use the word "fiesta" when throwing a Cinco de Mayo charity fundraiser? Then you are as racist as a deadbeat cattle rancher in Nevada who hangs out with the owner of the Clippers
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(303)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
The attack arm of the left-wing media edited that video of Patriot Rancher Bundy making racist comments to make him sound racist. Yes, he actually DID say those things, but he also said other things, so he's not really a racist. Suck it, libs
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(444)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
Famous Major League Baseball pitcher outs sticky little baseball secret: don't tar and feather Pineda. WE ALL DO IT. Radio interview with Dirk Hayhurst busts MLB for hypocrisy
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(92)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Ugandan preacher who demanded anti-gay law shows gay porn to congregation to show how evil it is. And now faces charges under that law. The Aristocrats
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(145)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama administration cracks down on the terrible teachers you had as a kid. But who will my kid be able to bum a smoke off of at lunch?
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(15)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers discover curvy girls have more sex - but not with researchers
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(255)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Patriot rancher Cliven Bundy would like to explain to you about how the Negro race thinks
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(561)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
NY Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda: "I don't have any pine tar on my hands. That substance on my neck? I'm just holding it for a friend"
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(160)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas teacher: "OK, kids, it's free reading time. Read anything you want." Second grader: "Awesome, I have my Bible." Texas teacher: "OMG INAPPROPRIATE"
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(181)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Biden on Ukraine: "You should know that you will not walk this road alone. We will walk it with you. Or haul ass by in a cherry '78 Firebird. Whatever the situation allows"
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(47)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Skechers 1Q sales run far ahead of expectations
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(23)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart strikes a nerve on the welfare-queen Nevada rancher with Sean Hannity, who responds with, "Yeah, but what about Bill Ayers?"
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(171)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University researchers develop a system to make better baseball schedules, discover that most colleges prefer schedules which feature more games against Johns Hopkins
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(8)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Rancher Cliven Bundy's family's ancestral rights go all the way back to post-WWII
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(460)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do Ashton Kutcher and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? I mean besides the dating beautiful woman and sometimes acting like a douche. No, not the beds made of money either. Okay, two words: Steve Jobs
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Preacher wishes people would stop dressing so badly for church, because while Jesus may love you, he hates that coat, and those shoes... jeez
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(206)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Today's right-wing outrage is brought to you by BBC America and Orphan Black for saying bad things about Maggie Thatcher
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(112)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ohio teacher fired after telling a black student who said he wanted to be president someday that "the nation didn't need another black commander in chief"
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(221)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers translate ancient Greek document, only to find out it was just a pro wrestling booking sheet setting up the finish of the match
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, sure; when it's the deadbeat cattle rancher, the militias just line up to stop the feds. But when it's the pedophile cult leader's ranch threatened by the jackbooted thugs, everyone's busy
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(102)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preacher born with no arms or legs spreads anti-bullying message by going on a 10,000 hugs tour. His first idea was reportedly a 10,000 fistbumps tour, but that proved logistically impossible
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(52)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Not news: Chicago White Sox lose to Boston in 14 innings. News: After running out of relief pitchers
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(32)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Decoding Doctor Krieger's launch code from this week's Archer pretty much validates your childhood
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(50)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
As it turns out, the serpent-handling preacher known as the "snake man of Appalachia" was also the "illegal prescription drug dealer of Appalachia"
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(21)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The National Review has decided that Cliven Bundy is a super callous, fragile rancher, hexed by seditious notions
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(410)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m
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(76)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right
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(156)
 
(Take Part)
 
 
 
Thanks to recent Food Stamp changes, significant "food insecurity" issues are now being faced by an entire class of lazy moochers who instead of working just sit around reading books all day, or, as we used to call them, "college students"
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What if your job depended on cutting cherry tomatoes very quickly?
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FDA really outdoes itself, proposes "food safety" regulation that'll make it harder on both brewers AND ranchers while making food roughly 0% safer. Your dog wants steak. You want beer. You will both be disappointed
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(107)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If your home catches on fire, firefighters will do their best to save your pets, your family photos, your rocket launcher, your... wait, what?
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(24)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Huh. Apparently teachers *can't* order older students to attack a 7th grader. Live and learn
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(45)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Jeff Clement, top college catcher whom Mariners brain trust deemed superior prospect to Ryan Braun, Andrew McCutchen, and Troy Tulowitzki, retires at age 30 with .218 career average and 14 home runs. "I feel like I greatly underachieved"
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A major league pitcher's guide to doctoring a baseball
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(20)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that cognitive decline begins at age 24. FARK: By studying StarCraft 2 players
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The reason airline food tastes so bad? Researchers say it's your own fault ... mostly
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(36)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ten ways MLB pitchers cheat with respect to messing with the ball--and how they overdo it
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(16)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher who felt he deserved more respect did the mature thing, tried to earn it. Either that or he urinated into other teachers' drinks. I forget
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(24)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Research study finds 23% of Oklahoma high school biology students misunderstand key concepts of evolution. Excuse me, did I say "students"? I meant "teachers"
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(90)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bronx teacher fired for refusing threesome with her boss. But that's not the real story. The real story is the raging argument in the comments section about the accepted use of "s apostrophe" vs "apostrophe s"
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(130)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Searchers for missing plane now "confident" position of the black boxes is somewhere within the known universe
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(72)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Researchers discover the secret behind procrastination, announce a press conference for seriously right after they finish washing the dishes and vacuuming behind the couch
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(4)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Immigrants are such big moochers that they steal credit for half of patents filed in America
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(7)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If a 'mega-preacher' sends you a friend request on Facebook, then promises $50,000 if you to wire $80 to an account in Africa, he may just be a money changer at the temple
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(62)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
KC Royals rookie pitcher's fastball hits 103 mph on the radar gun. Smoke 'em if you got it
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude that babies are the ultimate cockblockers
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(16)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(WTVR)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: If you plan to send a curse-word laced hate letter to your English teacher, have someone proofread it first
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The season premiere of Game of Thrones united women in their outrage at the Daario switcheroo. WE DEMAND BEEFCAKE
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(114)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone richer than you just paid $36 million for a shot glass with a picture of a cock on it
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(51)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Searchers looking for missing hikers. Search areas include the Arapahoe National Forest and the southern Indian Ocean
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(111)
 
(Off Grid Survival)
 
 
 
Waco II: Rancher vows to fight the Feds "on the ground" if it comes to that, and this weekend it could
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(536)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tigers pitcher Evan Reed accused of sending one right down the middle without permission
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(21)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently it's OK to be gay as long as you're not a gay teacher that teaches his students that it's OK to be gay
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(169)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Botanists, boffins baffled by space cherry tree grown from pit brought to ISS by Japanese astronaut. "Current science can offer no answer for the unusually fast growth of the space cherries"
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(82)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Pitcher gets the putout. Assist goes to the first base bag
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(12)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Teacher has a policy that if your phone rings during class, you have to answer it on SPEAKER...predictable result occurs
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(35)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
79-year-old substitute teacher quits her job rather than delete all her Facebook friends
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(76)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I see your previous jobs included mouse catcher, box inspector and couch shredder? You're hired. You can start on Caturday
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(1126)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael Schumacher having moments of consciousness, first spoken words reported to be "It was the Stig, the STIG"
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers find the smaller your teeth, the smarter you are in what they have tentatively called "the Gary Busey hypothesis"
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(22)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The longest planned April Fools joke for 2014 goes to Oakland A's pitcher Sean Doolittle, who worked on his joke for 15 months
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(27)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"We must hate teachers. I've won awards, my kids thrive. But thanks to crazy tests, I'm considered one of the worst teachers in the state because I don't teach to the test, and I'm being shamed by my home state." Well, the tag explains it
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(77)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New bill would give teachers harsher penalties for having sex with their students. Yes, even women
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(13)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Detroit creates a life size bobblehead of Max Scherzer, apparently to scare people away from the ballpark. Bonus, 'a kill it with fire' photo
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(18)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cheer up, men: It turns out women actually enjoy faking orgasms. Or else they're telling researchers that to make them feel better
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(60)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Disabled man wins national archery championship shooting arrows with his teeth. Take a bow, sir
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Searchers finally recover mysterious objects in the Indian Ocean, identify them as "fishing equipment and flotsam"
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(55)
 
(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
"Nice set of bleachers you got there. A bit too nice. Tear them down, tear them down right now"
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(105)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Trial for ex-teacher charged with sex abuse delayed. With included "Any sex with her MUST be abuse" mug shot
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A HS teacher learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished
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(68)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teacher admits having a sexual relationship with a student after learning how babby formed with the now 16-year-old student. He also does not want to go to jail so he can support her and the babby
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(74)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not news: Pitcher told he's made the team. FARK: In the middle of an inning on the mound
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(22)
 
(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
Housing authority earns judicial smackdown after revoking crazy old man's section 8 voucher because he didn't answer letters while in jail or the psychiatric ward
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(80)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school teacher who reported phone stolen over a year ago learns just how fast a naked selfie from that phone can travel between students on social media. Warning for those of you who haven't clicked yet: Teacher is a hairy dude
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(38)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Seventh game of a World Series, and you can use one pitcher from any era ... who do you choose?
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(263)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT researcher makes beautiful sand castles but fails to realize they need to be at least 3 times bigger than this
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(35)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Back in the day a woman could slap the sh*t out of a cheeky pincher. Today not so much, you get convicted of assault and fined
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(110)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Ex-teacher sues Catholic school that fired her for getting pregnant while unmarried, despite famous precedent
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(53)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
While some in congress have been beating the drums of war since the annexation of Crimea, Dana Rohrabacher thinks we should look at the issue, and Russian President Vladimir Putin, from all sides: "He just - muscles were just unbelievable"
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher posts condolences after student commits suicide. Just kidding, his FB rant calling the kid a "bully who made life hell for others" gets an entire community outraged. What a Cox
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(86)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
"And that's ball two... two balls and no strikes... the pitcher looks in for a sign and... Hey, check out that fan in the bleachers. Looks like there's two balls on him, too"
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(19)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you sign up for an easy introductory class in chemistry so you can maintain your 4.0 GPA but your teacher makes a mistake and all semester teaches an advance course in chemistry and you only get a B?
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(104)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former student sues teacher who had a sexual relationship with him because she caused him so much mental and emotional trauma that he can't join the Marines
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(112)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN put together a neat presentation on 8 pitchers and their pitch mechanics. Come for the players explaining how they work, stay for the D-Backs hate
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighter proposes to his teacher girlfriend by getting his department and the school to help stage a fake fire drill proposal. Damn dusty in this school
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(35)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Racing legend Michael Schumacher "becoming less and less likely" to emerge from a coma
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 6 of Archer will ditch the Vice and cocaine and return to spying, though the current season's implications will remain, and next year we will see Pam chewing up Vienna sausages and then spitting them into a baby's mouth like a gorilla
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(67)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You think you know a lot about poverty? Because you really don't, but this researcher has gone to the trenches to find out
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(40)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Researchers use the Oculus Rift to make a man think he's swapped bodies with someone else. No word if Keeler's Theorem was necessary to make him think he switched back
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(9)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
So you're having trouble finishing your research paper for your English class? Just follow these steps to get your teacher fired
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(132)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Volusia police are seeking an attempted purse snatcher. He is white male in his mid-40s to 50s, 5 feet 6 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build, and has a woman's shoe print on his testicles
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(8)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are having a baby. Red says he's not loving anybody he's not legally required to
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(56)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Mother rushes to her special needs sons school to comfort him after he has a panic attack. Resulting in a lockdown and the mother arrested because? A) She had drugs on her, B) A teacher has a restraining order against her, or C) She didn't sign in
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(233)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Community threatens to not pass a school levy because: a) Teacher salaries, b) Hard economic times, or c) The students created a gay support club and the school allowed it
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(77)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Researchers ask: What happens if you get drunk and stoned at the same time? Well, other than what you post on the Politics tab - we've all seen that
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(151)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's teacher/student tryst takes place at a Waffle House. Flip me over and cover me in butter
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
As long as the kids are away, judge says lesbian teachers can play in the classroom
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(76)
 
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Don't use heroin, especially if you are an elementary school teacher
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Christian Bale + Aaron Sorkin + David Fincher = one awesome Steve Jobs biopic
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(39)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: researchers uncover an unpublished paper by Einstein containing a previously unknown theory as to the nature of the universe. Sad: It's wrong. Fark: because he added on one line of the equation where he should have subtracted instead
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(59)
 
(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
This is the kind of teacher sex scandal that will really put subby's home town on the map
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(47)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
The real-life Breaking Bad? Teacher turned drug-dealer had a cocaine laboratory in his home worth £900,000, disciplinary hearing told
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A school has banned teachers from marking in red pen because is it judged a 'very negative colour'
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(162)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scrap dealer buys golden egg for $13,000 intending to sell it for scrap. meh: He couldn't find a buyer and holds onto it. Fark: googles the name "Vacheron Constantin" that was in it. Ultrafark: It's one of the missing Faberge eggs
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(115)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"I never ask a woman's age," he told the judge with a wink, after taking schoolteacher and underage girl to swingers club
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(37)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers claim that the first self-contained autonomous soft robot fish can move as quickly as a real fish. They are, however, somewhat put off by its continuous singing of Take Me To The River and Don't Worry, Be Happy
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Marshfield News Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher's aide decides to educate a couple of students about the dangers of alcohol. Fark: By getting drunk with them, sideswiping a car at the local McDonald's, and getting arrested in the school parking lot
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Concerned about teaching standards at your school? Organize a mass walkout and get suspended by your teachers for wanting more homework
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American kids play with matches. Russian kids play with bits of the Chernobyl reactor core
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(34)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Court rules against creationist teacher who ridiculed Buddhist student. Where is your Bodhisattva now?
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(141)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
The inventors of skiing survive in the Altai mountains of China, where they still carve it up on handmade boards--while hunting elk with lassos, hauling giant logs, practicing archery, etc
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(23)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
This year's MLB pitchers are making quite an impression
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(10)
 
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Cute 22-year old teacher arrested for sex with one of her students: "I am in love with [name redacted]. I have never been in love before" (w/mugshot)
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(97)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer of the AFA admits that people who oppose gay marriage are bigots
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(43)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's female teacher/male student sex article dares you to click that link
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(109)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teachers will now be allowed to pack heat and stand their ground against miserable, sassmouth sixth graders
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Phone call metadata can betray detailed information about your life. Researchers have identified a cannabis grower an MS sufferer and a visitor to an abortion clinic using nothing more than the timing and destination of their phone calls"
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers find new gel prevents HIV in monkeys if rubbed on them immediately after sex. Your job doesn't look so bad now, does it?
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(24)
 

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