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500 headlines found matching 'Ces'
Tue May 24, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Indian space shuttle test is successful. Shuttle built large enough to accommodate dance numbers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New start-up says it can find secrets by analyzing poop. Oh, wait--it says "faces"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL announces plan that will make it easier for Tony Romo to get to the Super Bowl
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Moscow announces a new beach for people who can't swim, hate fun
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Surgeon performs three successful heart transplants in 34 hours. In an unrelated story, the same hospital is running perilously low on Adderall
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Raptors even the series with the Cavaliers at 2-2. Old, cranky sportswriters sharpen their pitchforks and prepare their annual "LeBron Is Not Clutch" pieces
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
At tonight's Dodgers-Padres game, we've secretly replaced a recording of the San Diego Gay Men's Chorus singing the national anthem with a recording of a woman singing the same song. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Well there's one thing this list of the top romances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe proves: The Marvel Cinematic Universe is not very good at romances
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Mon May 23, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
92-year-old man experiences amazing number of hummers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the awesome NFL mom determined to stop her son's finances from being sacked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS justices rule in favor of black death row defendant whose prosecutors deliberately excluded black jury members. Except for Thomas, of course
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently dynamic hyperconvergence could be the future of data centres. Subby not quite sure what that is, but it sounds like something to do with spaceships
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Vegas bettor places $9,000 wager on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl. The only way he could make a dumber bet would be to put some cash down on MVP Johnny Manziel
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Smartphone camera lens accessories set - wide-angle, macro, and fisheye. Attach the metallic sticker ring around the smartphone camera then trade lenses. Help delay that DSLR purchase one more month. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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Sun May 22, 2016
(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
"If the OPEC meeting ends without a fight, it should be considered an achievement." Good to know that global oil producers have the same standards of success as an exasperated parent taking their kids on a road trip
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to endear him to the superdelegates, Bernie Sanders announces his support for the primary opponent of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Record companies have finally stopped blaming streaming services for their lagging sales and have started blaming Youtube
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Sunpack GoPro Accessories. What's the best thing you've filmed with your GoPro? (Sponsored Link)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Why flight ticket prices are constantly changing. Summary: Yes, it's gouging
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Thu May 19, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
French government announces that they believe three armed men were on EgyptAir Flight MS804
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Given the motivation to do so, do you think you could manufacture a successful trending "social outrage" type story? You know, the kind that seem to exist solely to be shared and get reactions on social media? (LGT Such a story)
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco man discovers data on local housing prices wasn't kept before city instituted rent controls in 1979. So he gathered it himself by reading 30 years of for-rent ads, charted it, found "shiat was bad before; shiat was bad after"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Netflix has hired 200 linguists to make sure that audiences who speak languages other than English find Chelsea Handler's act annoying for the same reasons as the English speaking audience
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Binghamton Mets need help for a new team name, and the choices are beyond Farkworthy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs predicts oil prices at $50 a barrel. Mostly because demand is back up, production is down and oil company executives are again shopping for new summer vacation homes
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It was concluded that this incident was not a hate crime as originally believed, but rather a case of excessive underage drinking and extremely poor judgment on the part of many people, Marcus included"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"Received a complaint of potential harassment. Under investigation. Let's act our age, people. Recess is over and your dad can't beat anyone up anymore," and other classics from the Silverton, CO crime blotter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Visitor logs show Google getting unrivaled White House access, as Yahoo is forced to stand outside in the rain and Bing is trapped in a doghouse on the back lawn
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine study has found that, not only are GMOs safe, they appear to be good for both people and the environment. So we can just put this subject to bed, right guys? Right?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SEC opens up new way for scam artists to fleece the public, since apparently Nigerian princes weren't getting the job done
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The final day of EPL action. Leicester has the title but there is drama to be had. Three strikers are battling for the Golden Boot. Four keepers are tied for the Golden Glove (bumped for Manchester United's final day match)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump renounces necrophilia... technically
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Courtney Stodden is pregnant. Child services moves immediately to DEFCON 1
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Since people seem to like the simple things in life, Hershey's introduces a chocolate syrup with 5 ingredients. Since what the hell is xanthan gum, anyway?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After eight seasons, Castle came to an end, leaving Nathan Fillion out of work after he had the most successful, memorable role since Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza place. Here's the recap of said finale [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yuge Trump fans plead guilty to beating homeless immigrant man. Trump plans on commuting their sentences once he becomes President and to make them homeless czars in his administration
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The recent spate of London Underground delays have been caused by: A) mechanical failures B) CHUDs C) 'Excessive sunlight'
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
Video
 
Cool: Humpback whale surfaces while feeding. GAAAH: 10 feet from your boat dock
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one. Wildfire forces evacuation of north Alberta town
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
First successful U.S. addadictomy performed
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Man hit with bear spray and it turned out not to be the worst thing that happened to him that day: "The victim testified the fumes he'd carried in on his clothing got into the toilet paper in the bathroom with painful consequences later"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Basking in the overwhelming success of their first foray in the movie business, Nintendo is considering doing it again. Are we ready for the grittier, darker reboot of Super Mario Brothers?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Pick your favorite element of this story about the first successful penis transplant: Doctor's name, age of recipient, or wild card
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CraftBeer.com)
 
 
 
Saving the world, one beer at a time: Florida brewery introduces edible six-pack rings
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
NBC looks at the success of "The Blacklist" and orders a spin-off, not realizing the only reason people are watching is because of James Spader. It's certainly not for the writing, plots or other acting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's replace a College T.A. teaching A.I. with an A.I. for 5 months and see if anybody notices
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA's dedication to rooting out corruption and ethical breaches is so successful that the Chairman of Audit and Compliance decided that he's not necessary anymore
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The hugest thing at CES Asia this year was this self-driving robot suitcase
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Party decides to remind members that the party isn't run by a democratic process at the Nevada state convention
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Piano virtuoso takes you on a trip back through the history of phone ringtones. And people say classical music is inaccessible
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, but who polices the police? Oh, random Facebook users. Problem solved. Carry on
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the thought process here? "Hmm. This package is labeled FRAGILE and about the size of an LP record. I better fold it in half and squeeze it through the mail slot just to be safe"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump has his name in 3,540 places. Unfortunately those places are all in the Panama Papers
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Food is horrible and staff is rude. The other guests are of questionable character. Next time I'll choose the Holiday Inn" - Google Review of Folsom Prison. Write a Fark worthy review for other places that really shouldn't get reviews
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Oops, Russian air force accidentally blows up Iranian forces in Syria... but it's the article's cartoon that really says it all
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
FDIC says instances of departing employees walking out with thumb drives containing personal banking information on 160,000 U.S. residents were 'inadvertent' data breaches -- except in one case
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For your reading pleasure, here's a list of people, places, and things conspiring against Donald Trump as of last Wednesday
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
England is converting its iconic red phone boxes into mini-offices where you can check email, get some coffee, scan pictures, or change into your superhero costume
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Fisting site members didn't sign up for this kind of backdoor access
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I am related to Ricky Gervais and Avril Lavigne. Which talentless hacks do you share common ancestry with?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If we go into another recession, we only have ourselves to blame
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan high school lacrosse team sacrifice guinea pig and paint their faces with its blood. Well? Did they win?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Unsuccessful Ben & Jerry's flavors (with handy blank pint to get you started)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to lose a billion dollars? It's the story of beer heiress Frances Stroh
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Microsoft Office training. Excel, Word, Power Point, Access, Outlook - learn the tools and full functionality for each program. (Sponsored Link)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Billboard companies are rejecting an atheist group advertisement mocking a Noah's Ark themed amusement park as "Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths"
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
EA announces their "Assassins Creed"-style game won't likely be ready until Donald Trump's second term
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists report success in developing cancer-resistant stem cells from naked mole rats. As compensation for being so damn ugly, these rats rarely develop cancer
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' is a smashing, floating success
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germany has excess savings, so let's put it on a currency watch list because it could be an unfair trade advantage
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Lhakpa Sherpa, the all-time greatest female mountaineer on Mount Everest, can look back proudly on her six successful summits of the world's highest peak--well, when she's on break while working her houskeeping job in Connecticut, anyway
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
In post-Segway world, tech startups invent the hoverboard and eight other personal transportation devices to make your commute look just as strange as the Segwayists'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage surfaces of bearded, wild-eyed zealot waving sacred book aloft, decrying Western decadence in call for holy war to have government bow to his god--well, in his spare time, when he's not managing his Louisiana duck-call manufacturing business
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"Faith-based" mental health "treatment center" convinces Iowa man he doesn't need all those anti-depressants and anti-psychotics he was prescribed, all he really needed was Jesus and vitamins. Suicide-attempt-larity ensues
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Null Island is one of the most visited places on Earth. Too bad it doesn't exist
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Mon May 09, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can St. Louis make it to the Western Conference finals, or will Dallas force a Game 7? Can the Preds stop the Sharks road success, or will San Jose advance? Two games, lots of drama: game one at 8 ET on NBCSN, game two at 9 ET on CNBC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter subsidiary Dataminr told to stop selling data analytics to US intelligence services. Selling to shell companies owned by these agencies still OK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relatives of Nazi hierarchy struggle with legacy, going as far as sterilization to end the succession of monsters, because changing their name and being not evil never occurred to them
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
University of Northern Iowa grad student missed graduation because she was job hunting in Pennsylvania and her flight was delayed, so the university held a private ceremony for her. No word what she'll do with her Masters in Leisure Services
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Sun May 08, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Leicester hospital experiences increase in emergency admissions after local team win the EPL. Many with alcohol related injuries, but you already knew that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on GOP unity: "It's unnecessary"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australia braces for grueling 8-week election campaign. American Farkers laugh, go back to week 170 of Benghaziemailtrumpgate
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut pays homage to Fark, introduces bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. "The crust is absolutely better than the rest of the pizza"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Real estate agent who has spent three years trying to get people to dress up as a furry to sell their house finally convinces one (pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Unnamed sources say Obama's transparency czar is stepping down
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Successful warehouse rescue by brave fire crews using sniffer dogs, drone, cheese-knives, nice bottle of Merlot
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ilitches formally announce succession plan for Detroit-area pizza empire, in which control will pass to their son if anything happens to their phylacteries
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Oil prices spike on news that Alberta just burnt down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Congressional Research Service produces a report showing that Judge Merrick Garland is basically Antonin Scalia in glasses. Still won't get him confirmed however because stigginit
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While Call of Duty advances into the 'Infinite' future with their warfare, The Battlefield series decides it's time to visit the past. 100 years in the past to be exact
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR announces changes to All-Star Race. Looks like Brian France has been into the white powder again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Media greed deserves much of the blame for Trump's success. "It may not be good for America, but it's good for CBS"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Libertarians says it's not too late for Rand Paul to save us Trump. Isn't he pretty busy with a successful drag reality show?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP donors look at Donald Trump, then look past him to the house and senate races
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
President Geek dances with stormtroopers and R2-D2 on Star Wars Day
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Etihad Airways introduces world's most expensive airline flight at $38,000 each way. Which when inflight fees are factored in is still cheaper than a flight from Denver to Memphis on United
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow takes the temperature of the nation, braces us for just how insane the notion of a Trump presidential candidacy is
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
There are more appropriate places to make hand signs supporting a political movement than in a photograph in your Army uniform
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The man who called 911 to alert medics to an unresponsive Prince may face criminal process because he had some synthetic opiates in his backpack, and his dad runs a rehab facility
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Feds: "select economic_consequences from nuclear_meltdown where location = 'new york'" - consequences not found. Permit approved
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(Fox 29 San Antonio)
 
 
 
As the world looks forward to self-driving cars, Texas introduces self-shooting drivers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I caught my fiancé and his sister having sex; I knew they were close, but not that close. I called off the wedding and everyone wants to know why, saying I let a good man slip away. Do I ruin their lives or keep their incest secret?"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Foster Poultry Farms recalls chicken nuggets that may contain plastic and rubber. Company now braces for lawsuit from McDonald's for stealing their recipe
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Wed May 04, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie seeks answers in Hub City. Meanwhile, Thea experiences a vacation from hell. (CW 8ET)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British PM urges the jug-eared Leicester smug who spruiks Walker's crisps to present Match of the Day in his pants
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Mail carrier who stops at 1,091 mailboxes on her daily route notices one woman hasn't picked up her mail, saves her life after finding she fell and can't get up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While everyone else was watching defeaTED and "Feeling the 'Bern" last night, Iranian forces say they'll close the strategic Strait of Hormuz to the US and its allies if they "threaten" the Islamic Republic
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report a record profit of $25 billion in 2015. Long waits, poor service and outrageous prices cause cable companies to accuse them of stealing their business model
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Tue May 03, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Toxic Blob' in Lake Erie Cleveland braces for yet another in mid-August
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After another disappointing earnings report, GNC announces it has retained advisors to consider all options including selling the company or taking once-daily Super Mega Earnings Booster Pro vita pack supplements
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Indiana is one of Cruz's last chances to stop Trump, but if the polls are correct, Cruz will end Tuesday in big trouble
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In preparation for Un's upcoming coronation and nuclear brag fest, Best Korea places Pyongyang on lockdown and bans all weddings and funerals due to security concerns
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
54 weeks ago, they sat at the bottom of the Barclays Premier League table, facing almost certain relegation. In August, bookmakers put their odds of winning the League at 5000-1. Today, Leicester City did just that. Tag doesn't begin to cover it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Northern California authorities have arrested a 31-year-old Alabama man for allegedly wielding a machete after an argument over dog feces"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court decides to hear case on if cheerleader uniforms can be copyrighted, dream of seeing Supreme Court justices form pyramid one step closer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Leicester secure the title? Can West Ham pull ahead of Man Utd in the Europa League qualifier race? Will Palace find safety and leave the relegation race to Norwich, Sunderland, and Newcastle? This is the EPL weekend thread
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare trailer proves cigars are still cool, Switzerland and spaceships are so hot right now, and David Bowie's musical legacy is ripe for pillaging
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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Sun May 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Duchess Kate shares photos of Princess Charlotte on her first birthday. Charlotte, sometimes you're just too damn cute
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Senate candidate who has railed against out-of-control government spending paid his brother-in-law nearly $170,000 to "manage the finances" of his campaign. Yep, that should rein in that spending just fine
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
One of the (so far) unheralded advances promised by the development of driverless cars: more sexy time behind the wheel. Don't believe me? Here's an "expert" to sexplain it for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The hottest, trendiest places to eat in NYC are now found underground ... at the 59th Street Columbus Circle subway station
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight Cousin Oliver has made a Great and Powerful new friend, but Twilight doesn't like it one bit because she firmly believes in "No Second Prances" on My Little Pony: Forgiveness is for Chumps, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When confronted about your phony chiropractic and health supplement services being practiced out of a hotel room, shouting "cancel cancel cancel" won't magically turn off the camera or dissuade the reporter
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth Grahame-Smith abandons his intended directorial debut, DC's The Flash, over "creative differences." Chances are, Grahame-Smith didn't want it to be awful, but since it's a DC property it's inevitable
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News national security "Expert" (as in at least 76 appearances on Fox) pleads guilty to being a complete fraud. This is no way affects the reputation of other Fox News experts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no-one, it appears our ancestors were often dinner
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Bloomberg's criteria for reputable sources: severe mental instability, raging alcoholism and major cocaine dealing. Trifecta complete
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg turns to robots to deliver its news. Audience braces for the return of Ted Koppel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bernie? Bernie Who?" laughs Hillary Clinton; flicking her cigarette butt at Sanders supporters, and haphazardly backing her Tesla up over your grandma to get access to Goldman Sachs' cash vaults. "It's back to business as usual around here, boys"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds health care prices vary widely across the U.S. from hospital to hospital. Apparently it all depends on whether doctors want a new Mercedes Benz or a beachfront condo
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Thu April 28, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
E-cigarette ads aimed at teens are now as successful as those that tell them to eat well, exercise, and stay in school
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's the UEFA Europa League Semi-finals, first leg. The best not AM, RM, or Barca side Villarreal faces giant-killing Liverpool. Shakhtar host Sevilla, a rematch of a 2007 last second win by Sevilla. It all gets going at 3PM ET on FS1 and FS2
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat rescued from tree following successful crowdfunding campaign
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oil field service giant Schlumberger announces another merger, still needs you to finish your TPS reports and come in on Saturday
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Texas instruments increased sales of processors helps company avoids 1Q 535507
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Drone races are so yesterday. Brain-controlled drone races are now the future
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully launches another XSRBM (Extremely Short Range Ballistic Missile)
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Nintendo casually announces NX release date - but you can't have one for Christmas
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(Network World)
 
 
 
A Florida man hijacked a satellite and knocked HBO (and Sean Penn) off the air 30 years ago today. He was caught, but the consequences in 1986 were nothing like they'd be now
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(Some Winning Guy)
 
 
 
Dude finds Troian Bellisario's phone and all-access Coachella passes; takes over her Instagram while trying to return them. Bellisario contacts him and tells him to use the passes himself and Snapchat the whole thing. They meet, watch Game of Thrones
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Having a formal party? One in four vendors jack up prices when you say the magic word 'wedding'
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
People are just now realizing posting intimate details of life online may have negative consequences
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sources in Best Korea say Kim Jong Un only orders missile launches when he's angry. Analysts still unsure what traumatic childhood event caused him to be so angry at the sea
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB world is finally rewarded with the race to end all races: Bartolo Colon vs. Billy Hamilton
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Seattle and Portland have nothing on Denver when it comes to keeping it weird. Wooden silhouettes of monkeys and elephants popped up overnight throughout the metro area. Last month it was "strange baby faces"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more people are wearing fashion accessories bedazzled with live plants. They say the style really grows on them
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Today, we observe a 90 year old Caucasian male as he celebrates a milestone. Notice the proximity of the watering hole. This is key to success as it will allow the male to impress the females with his mastery of feats most daring
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out among security guards at Coachella, two people stabbed in places you probably haven't heard of
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ark Encounter" theme park not your thing? Perhaps the "Genocide and Incest Park" might be up your alley. Complete with "Dead Gods Zoom Flume," a "De-baptism Waterfall" and "Rainbow Zipline"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
KS' Governor Sam Brownback announces that his state is formally withdrawing from a federal government program to re-settle Syrian refugees. When reached for comment, the refugees reportedly said "Oh thank God"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Character references for disgraced former Congressman and alleged child molester Dennis Hastert (R)...written by politicians: "We all have our flaws but Dennis Hastert has very few." Well one really big one anyhow
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sadistic dentist who performed unecessary painful procedures sentenced to be fed to a singing carnivorous plant
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In related news, North Carolina announces plan to move voting booths into bathrooms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AT&T to start offering $5 internet services to the poor and needy
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood has some new strategies to overcome issues it has had in the past with producing successful films based off of video games. First strategy - Make movies that suck less. Second strategy - keep Uwe Boll away from it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Google agree to drop mutual complaints against each other. Apparently they've settled their differences and given up on world domination, now being just satisfied with controlling half the money on the planet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's FA Cup Semi-Finals and EPL action going on. Palace play Watford while Everton get Man Utd. Meanwhile, Leicester are without Vardy as they host Swansea, Liverpool host Newcastle, and Spurs on MNF get West Brom. It's your weekend football thread
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cracker Jack replaces its traditional toy prize with a digital code for baseball themed mobile games. Sadly, the new prize now has a higher nutritional content than anything else in the box
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Why the outcome of a Supreme Court case about speedometer patents could cause your prescription prices to skyrocket
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Catholic Diocese finds a new ways to bend over their parishioners
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Oh Marty. Marty. Marty. At least your predecessor knew enough not to get caught up in federal investigations
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the second week, The Jungle Book took the #1 spot at the box office with $60.8 million. Audiences chilled at Huntsman: Winter's War, which debuted at #2 with $20 million. Barbershop 3 was #3 with $10 million while Batman V Superman thuds to #6
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
This article about physics encompassing all the other sciences (with a special focus on biology) is too long and doesn't really have a point, but it does start off with an almost funny joke
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Fri April 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to explain the Leicester City FC fairytale to your sports-loving American friends. In US terms, Leicester is the equivalent of Wichita, New Orleans, or Belle Fourche, SD. And LCFC is Donald Trump
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Prince autopsy may take weeks, as they have to check everything from arcane symbology to whether there are traces of peanut butter and bananas. Prince kilofecta complete
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virginia's governor restores voting rights to 200,000 convicted felons in the state who have completed their sentences, which ironically will almost exactly replace the 198,000 poor and minority voters who were disenfranchised by 2013's voter ID law
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Producers of 'Hamilton' to raise premium ticket prices to '10 Benjamins'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Prince's ten best television appearances
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani announces a tour with Eve, followed by an infomercial about feminine hygiene products
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To get attention in brutal fast food marketplace, Wendy's Japan announces pair of burgers: Pretzel Corn Cream Cheese Burger with baby corn, and Pretzel Spicy Avocado Burger with Buffalo wing sauce
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Intel turned down an opportunity to provide the processor for the iPhone, believing that Apple was unlikely to sell enough of them to justify the development costs. Now 12,000 workers are paying the price
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Stossel "apparently has lung cancer," suddenly notices problems in American healthcare system
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The GOP nomination process can now only end in one of two ways: Trump or Chaos
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Think payday lenders' practices couldn't get any sketchier? They're now triggering multiple overdrafts on your bank account if you don't pay them back
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"To what degree does the excess death rate in people with alcohol use disorder (AUD) happen because of a predisposition in the person who develops AUD compared with the effects of the AUD itself?" Or what comes first, 'hold my beer' or 'watch this'?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
4th Circuit holds that Federal Law protects Trans access to toilets consistent with identity. Guess which Circuit NC is in
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Here's how hard tooth enamel is compared to other dental choices
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wanted: Social media manager for HM Queen Elizabeth II. Successful candidate will receive competitive salary, free lunches, title of the Duke of Face and the Earl of Tweet
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Michigan attorney general announces that after much investigation and searching in the wake of the lead-tainted water crisis, they've identified the three patsies who will be taking Rick Snyder's fall
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bondic® Pro Kit. Like welding, but with liquid plastic and the same kind of UV activator that your dentist uses. Works better than super glue in a lot of circumstances. Now hold my beer while I try this. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's prom controversy season. Come on down, lesbian prom princess couple
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why's the road blocked ahead? Construction? No... Funeral procession? No... Gigantic rocket that landed last week on a barge and is headed back to the Cape for testing and re-launch? Yeah, that one
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
DARPA's new badass vertical-takeoff drone already a more successful airframe than the F-35 after just one flight
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here are the winners of Popular Science's 2016 Invention Awards and your new list of want from flying hoverboards to coffee mugs that charge your devices
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Samsung just created an app to stop stupid kids today holding their stupid phones too close to their stupid faces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a success rate of 1%, the 100-mile Barkley Marathons in eastern Tennessee is considered the world's hardest race. "You don't come here to be victorious, you come here to be humiliated"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well now that our illustrious New York presidential candidates have both voted it's off to races for some good old donkey/elephant poo flinging
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Healthcare drastically reducing their participation in Obamacare due to customer demand for their services
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to use Snapchat's Faceswap feature to liven up any visit to any boring art museum
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Mon April 18, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence could be taught how to deal with awkward silences in conversation. The potential for hilarity is endless
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"What exactly does your company do?" "We are very successful and well-connected, and make a positive global impact" *throws smoke bomb*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A long weekend of EPL awaits. Norwich try to fight off Sunderland to stay up. There's the Merseyside Derby on Wednesday. MNF has Spurs at Stoke. Leicester host West Ham. This is your EPL football weekend discussion thread
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Jamaica considers ousting Queen Elizabeth II as their official head of state. Apparently that's what happens when she forgets to end any of her sentences with "mon"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The success of Disney's live-action remake of "The Jungle Book" means one simple thing: a never-ending parade of Disney-classic remakes are coming, whether we want them or not
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
With all the impeachment craziness going on in Brazil, one little fact seems to have escaped most of the media's attention: half of the impeachment committee faces corruption charges themselves
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(Chron)
 
 
 
GOP districts in Texas call for a vote for secession. Most Americans approve the idea as long as it becomes a package deal and they take Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon announces Netflix pricing structure for Prime and Prime video
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Sun April 17, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has overtaken Donald Trump in terms of appearances on Sunday talk shows
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning Advanced Cloud Computing for Amazon Web Services. (Sponsored Link)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Famous 'Inverted Jenny' postage stamp resurfaces 61 years after it was stolen. Entire American Philatelic Society turned upside down
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book has the bare necessities of a blockbuster, #1 at the box office with $88 million. Barbershop 3 is #2 with $19.4 million, The Boss demoted to #4 with $10 million. And Batman V Superman continues to fail, dropping to #4 with $9 million
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Sat April 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dropping oil prices have helped return North Dakota to its previous state of being a desolate wasteland devoid of civilization, habitable land, or hope for the future. Raider and deathclaw attacks are said to be on the rise as well
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Vodka doesn't necessarily make bad cocktails, but every bad cocktail has vodka in it"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Apple reveals how long its devices typically last, which is irrelevant since you will buy the new version every year
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The future of movie theater food, and why have I never attended this trade show before?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Fox confirms Deadpool 2, says it will have the same writers, directors and cast. How long until they start just reshowing the same movie and wondering if anyone notices?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Straight from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute: Poll says Americans prefer low prices on things from third world countries to items that are "Made in the USA"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Put down that stapler, it's Friday and time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? What should other Farkers try? This week subby played more new Master of Orion and Kim (Early Access open-world RPG based on the Kipling book)
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book is a thrilling, frightening series of chases, battles and characters facing the ultimate demise at every turn. Then, they sing The Bare Necessities
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Napalm Girl' was haunted by the image of herself and the Vietnam War for years, but now embraces it
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Thu April 14, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman faces child porn and accessory charges for live streaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend by her 29-year-old boyfriend. "Friend" may not be the right word to describe that relationship. Or "boyfriend"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Before Portland became cool, it took civil defense seriously and implemented rock-solid plan to survive global thermonuclear war with USSR - by successfully evacuating 29,423 vehicles and 101,074 people from city core in less than one hour in 1955
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
James Cameron announces four Avatar sequels, guaranteeing Sigourney Weaver a very comfortable retirement
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your child wants to be a mule stringer, photo film processor, or blacksmith, don't necessarily talk her out of it. These industries are not nearly as obsolete as you think they are
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
New Star Trek series to be yearly anthology. Season Two to boldly go to Jar-Jar's ancestral homeworld
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hey, remember the time Dennis Hastert urged life sentences for repeat child molesters? Good times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sources say Donald Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted for assault. In related news, sources say Hillary Clinton will totally be indicted soon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Appeals Court rules that the government has the right to access your cell phone data without a warrant
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
NASA funding research to turn asteroids into gigantic spaceships
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix announces it will begin streaming some of its content in the Ultra-def 4K HDR format so you will be able to see how badly their flagship show ,"Marco Polo" sucks like never before
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Accountant sues organizers of sex festival after they bar him from entry because "he didn't have enough references from other swingers" (w/ pic of accountant that explains a lot)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warriors' finale? Kobe's goodbye? Ticket prices for Leicester City's final game has them both beat
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hosting the World Cup and the Olympics was supposed to let Brazil show the world that it was an emerging world power. Between the recession, the corruption, the Zika virus, toxic Rio water and impeaching their president; it's done the opposite
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Driver going 171 MPH by Lake Superior faces possible auto ban. In related news, police prefer to not keep track of the high score
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The creative team behind the Deadpool movie were just as surprised as everyone else at the film's success
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Mon April 11, 2016
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thieves caught after robbing cell phone store. Fark: They left all of the devices' GPS on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs will pay $5.06 billion to settle federal charges of deceptive mortgage practices in the years leading up to the 2008 financial meltdown
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(National Review)
 
 
 
White Castle to raise menu prices up to 50% due to minimum wage hikes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By throwing up as many obstacles to voting as possible, you can increase your chances of victory. It works for Republicans and now it's working for Hillary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you live in the safest areas, eat the healthiest food, and have access to the best health care, that you will live longer than mere peasants
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Thanks to the incredible success of Gov Brownback's "real live experiment" in supply-side economics, KS legislature currently debating whether the state REALLY needs all those roads and bridges it has
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin vows consequences will never be the same over Azealia Banks's comments about her mother
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melbourne man wakes up in a casino airshaft with 'no idea' how he got there, has to be rescued by emergency services
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leicester have it easy at The Stadium of Light. Newcastle and Spurs need favors from the Black Cats. The Eagles hope to stay above the relegation fight with Norwich, with a Wednesday match with Everton. it's your weekend EPL thread. Discuss
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
1,200 participants successfully break world record in a game of 'human mattress dominoes.' Yes, there is a video
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's time for the boring cookie cutter race in the middle of a bunch of good short track races when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is at Texas Motor Speedway for the Dick Commando 500, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If the Senate fails to act ... Obama could conclude that it has waived its right to participate in the process, and he could exercise his appointment power by naming Garland to the Supreme Court"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who killed bin Laden never has to buy a drink again...but he does have to face the consequences for DUI
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blizzard forces shut down of a pirate WoW server with 800,000 registered users ... that was running the 2006 version of WoW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is [redacted] newspapers look [redacted] in places without the First Amendment, like the [redacted] and the UK
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's what successful people do while you're busy drinking coffee and pooping
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Bernie Sanders' turn toward an increasingly negative, mean-spirited campaign hurt Hillary Clinton's chances against Donald Trump in the fall?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"Sarah A. Edwards, 22, faces charges of molesting a coin operated machine and grand theft"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
New app identifies unnecessary words in your writing. Please don't contact Fark mods, your posts have not been deleted
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maker of Japanese popsicles in flavors like, grapefruit, spaghetti, and corn stew airs a national ad apologizing for raising the prices of their product by about $0.10 when they SHOULD be apologizing for those flavors, seriously, corn stew? WTF?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
Old man yells at clouds, reminisces: "Cycling used to be such a cheap sport"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Nerds prepare to put away their bullet-proof limousines and gold-plated baseball bats as Zynga announces the upcoming closure of Mafia Wars
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Blue Jays manager John Gibbons: "Lighten up, Frances"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cut ties with Church of Scientology: ✓. Remove references of support for same sex marriage:✓. Delete information about political contributions made to Democratic candidates: ✓. GOP candidacy for senate seat ready for liftoff
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy behind fraudulent PP videos has home raided by authorities, access to his computer and hard drives aborted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks announces its biggest store ever. Inside the 20,000 square foot coffee shop, there'll be a Barnes and Noble, which will have another Starbucks inside. The store is going up in NYC, across the street from Starbucks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Crocodiles figure out how to climb fences. In related news, all of Australia is dead now (pic)
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts: "Hey, you shouldn't blockade SCOTUS nominees. It makes people think justices are partisan." Senator Grassley: "Its that kind of liberal thinking that got us in this mess"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The best places to see a dolphin up close, not including that can of tuna in your pantry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Data Chief: You're Fired. Data Chief to Trump Campaign: Good luck accessing your data
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Low inventory causes vanilla prices to triple, according to industry bean counters
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Happy with your purchase? The company has been bought by Google, and not only is google not going to support it anymore, they are going to brick your devices
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China announces a ban on mining imports from North Korea. No word on how soon the ocean gets nuked in retaliation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows that humans are aroused by touching robots in their no-no places. With robot butt touching gif goodness
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Summarize a classic novel in one or two sentences, max. LGT inspiration: "Moby Dick: A one-legged man goes fishing"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Two clever police detectives prove better at accessing a suspect's locked iPhone in 10 seconds than hundreds of NSA crypto geeks working around the clock
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Mon April 04, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Electric scooter stolen. News: SF Giant Hunter Pence's scooter stolen, again. Fark [this World]: From the Make-a-Wish Foundation's offices, along with lots of other equipment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major drug companies have raised prices over the past five years, sometimes doubling the prices of medications, according to an analysis by the No Shiat Sherlock Institute
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There will be a contested Republican convention in Cleveland after Cruz trounces Trump in the North Dakota delegate race. Book it, done
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines announces it has acquired a fleet of virgins
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Using Amazon Echo and Apple's Siri might seem convenient but you have to give them full access to your sordid life
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Sun April 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that time Qantas raced a Boeing aircraft against a Tesla Model S to see how the two awesome pieces of technology would duke it out? Yeah, fast flighty times
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the international break, the EPL weekend kicks off with Villa taking on Chelsea after sacking Remi Garde. Matches to keep in mind are Southampton at Leicester, Spurs at Liverpool, and Newcastle at Norwich
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Third time is more than a charm for Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket after it launches and lands successfully
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because when it comes to entertainment, the kids love nothing more than a rock band that lectures about managing your finances in the middle of a show. "A lot of your heroes are in debt"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paring knife, check. Carefully remove excessive fat from fish, check. Prepare frying pan, check. Release fish back into its native goldfish tank?
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
Everything you want to know about Negan before this Sunday's season finale of The Walking Dead; including how he ironed out his differences with Dwight
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The more coffee you drink, the lower your chances of ass cancer
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Everything we see from a cloud of smoke to a solid rock takes that specific form because of the collective behaviour of the atoms that make up that object. However, how do atoms choose how to behave? And which choices do they have?"
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(US News)
 
 
 
Ten common pieces of travel advice you should actually never follow. It's not on the list, so I'm assuming you still should always look for the biggest, toughest local and punch him in the face as a way of getting respect
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Princess Buttercup Dreams of Electric Sheep
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
There aren't many 95-year-old WWII pilots still around. There are even fewer still actively flying. "We save a little time when we go places ... my wife, she thinks it's barbaric to drive to Los Angeles." Now get off his tarmac
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Here are the best places in the US to see migrating birds, just in case you were picking out a wildlife refuge to occupy anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has no clue what U.S. Supreme Court justices actually do
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
If you want to sell pot in Worcester, Massachusetts, you have to give the city a share of the revenue. Gross, not net
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How a populist from a wealthy background could unite a divided party, overcome a contested convention, become president, and lead the country to victory in a war, Making America Great in the process
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon bans crappy USB-C cables after complaints of them frying people's devices. Maker's Mark still allowed near Fark servers, though
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces new slogan, "The simpler the better." Although it's not specific whether they mean their food, their service or customers who don't bother to look into what eating does to their health
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Given that it was such a roaring success the first two attempts, Microsoft release open source tools so you can build your own trollbot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Disney faces backlash for announcing to the world that Mickey was really a woman this whole time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As we edge ourselves closer to next week's cheesy primary, both races get more competitive, with Cruz winning by 10 and Sanders by 4
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"The economy already is in recession. The question is, when is the Fed going to acknowledge it"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
From new cognitive services group, Microsoft unveils next-generation image-captioning bot that will inspect pic and automatically add a caption. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know who else really hates ethnic diversity on American television? International audiences
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Obamacare made it worse for veterans to get services with the VA. But something did
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
First-graders in Alaska accused of trying to kill classmate, although it was a Waldorf School so all they had access to were all-natural, non-toxic poisons that came with the seaweed they ate for lunch
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google announces Fiber Phone, a home phone service based on Google Fiber. In related news, NASA is designing a horse-drawn Mars rover
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa Congressman: Washington DC needs a recession. DC Bar owner: fark you, I'm going to raise money for your opponent. BONUS: With a $20 all the beer you can drink event
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's how to do a simple seismic noise test of your house's foundation to see how earthquake-proof you really are. Remember everything is sinusoidal and matching frequencies cause resonance so simulate with finite differences
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump is smart, savvy, and "nothing like her father", but despite their differences, she might just be her father's greatest and most valuable campaign asset
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
110 Superhero movies ranked, Batman v Superman debuts at 79, which puts it 39 places behind Man of Steel and 41 places behind Ant-Man. List to the left, incoherent rage to the right
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The online business with the most sophisticated authentication practices and cyber-security is a) Sony PlayStation network, b) Amazon, c) a darkweb crime marketplace called "Alphabay"
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(BGR)
 
 
 
On a real tight budget? Here are the cheapest places in the world to live
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Enjoy the cheap oil and gas prices now because we'll have an oil price shock by the end of this year
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple announces its first original TV show will be an unscripted series about apps. Critics say it promises all the plot twists and action of the Home Shopping Network along with the riveting interest of C-SPAN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Front-running Thais abandoning long-held affection for Liverpool, Manchester United, and Chelsea to support plucky Foxes of Leicester City and their Thai ownership
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Sun March 27, 2016
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
To any of you that cared, PawPaw got his cookout, and judging by the pictures, and prices for merch, he cleaned up pretty good
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Law enforcement investigators are broadening their DNA searches beyond government databases and demanding genetic information from companies that do ancestry research for their customers"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pointless pale American imitation of its far superior British parent announces it will return for a sixth season of dwindling interest and a complete lack of respect. So, good on them then
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Kids' fruit juices contain an entire day's worth of sugar. Worse: Kids use them to wash down pizza and hot dogs that contain an entire day's worth of fat and salt
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CBO lowers its budget deficit projection for 2016 by $10 billion. Which is what happens when Congress adjourns for their latest recess three minutes early
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Church vows to continue controversial early morning services because demons are most active at 3 in the morning and it's the only time to give parishioners "deliverance" from "demonic soul ties." Sorry, neighbors
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Portland City Council sets aside $30,000 for homeless services. Wait - did I say services? I meant for one-way bus tickets out of town
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Five things you never knew about chickens, including the chances of a chicken uprising
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
When our human ancestors first wandered out of Africa they couldn't smell for shiat
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Shining Armor takes Princess Cadence on Marey to find out if he's really the father while Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Cousin Oliver try to prevent winter from coming as My Little Pony begins its 6th season at 11 AM on Discovery Family
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eating a Japanese diet of fish, rice, and seaweed can cut the chances of having a stroke. At least until the person sitting at the sushi bar gets their dinner bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican voters have no faith in the election process anymore
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Healthcare.gov suffers 316 security incidents. White House immediately acknowledges the fact that 316 people were able to successfully make it all the way through the site
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ben Carson (R):"Only in America do we have talk-shows to discuss political differences"
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Now you can have your child's braces made in the logo of your favorite college - which they'll never be able to attend because you spent their college fund at the orthodontist
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Syrian refugees booted from Ontario hotels for the far more pressing Garth Brooks concert. Shoulda had more friends in low places
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
DOJ announces charges against a bunch of dam hackers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Virgin Galactic announces their next venture: supersonic flights from London to New York, only $5000 each way
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
59,000 Utah Republicans registered for online voting for the state's primary. Political experts completely shocked that there are 59,000 people in Utah who have internet access
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's trip with Cuba very successful, especially if you call pissing off Republicans a successful goal. Scorrrrrrrrrreee
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Institute for Depriving You Of The Slightest Joy In Life And Incessantly Nagging You Until You Beg For The Sweet Release Of Death And Even Then You're Doing It Wrong says moderate alcohol consumption isn't good for you after all
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(AP)
 
 
 
With no more pressing problems to solve, North Carolina announces it will ticket everyone driving even a mile over the posted limit
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trump's charity made an illegal contribution to Florida's attorney general as she was considering charges against Trump U, then failed to report it to the IRS because of "a series of unfortunate coincidences and errors"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The CDC announces that the cucumber menace has been defeated for now. (but rest assured, the sprouts and lettuce are ramping up their salmonella war machine)
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves retooling their lineup ... at the concession stands with things like The Punisher: Rib meat slathered in Monster energy drink-infused BBQ sauce
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