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Sun November 19, 2017
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
King Henry VIII beheaded Meghan Markle's ancestor. Well, that wedding should be royally uncomfortable
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fresh off the International break, It's the North London Derby from the Emirates at 7:30 am EST. The main batch of games features Leicester vs Man City at 10 am, followed by Newcastle at Man Utd at 12:30. It's your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
No, there has not been a successful human head transplant. Seriously. We mean it. Here comes the (popular) science
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
And the worst new Christmas present of the year is a ball that contains 50 smaller balls inside, as well as tiny plastic dolls and their clothes, shoes, and accessories
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Do you want Skynet? This is how you get Skyn.... (glances at Politics Tab) .... screw it. Keep on with your bad selves, this is really cool
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tuesday: Zimbabwe youth "ready to die" for Mugabe. Wednesday: Wait, I might die too? Thursday: The handsome and successful military is here to help, please turn over your dissidents
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin shows up in congress to visit RAND PAUL, and claim the answer to sexual harassment is for women to always be armed, did she notices the metal detectors she had to pass through?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like the feds are in the process of flipping the guy who has the goods on Michael Flynn
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
GOP braces for extended clash in Alabama. Man, I hope they play Rock the Casbah
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Al Franken issued two statements within two hours after being accused of groping a radio anchor. The first was three sentences, the second much longer. Here's the full text of both
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the latest Star Wars installment, Prince William and Prince Harry have cameo appearances as Stormtroopers. Does this mean Charles is the Dark Lord?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission announces recall of 7 hoverboard brands in case the barn hasn't burned down after the horse left last year
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Grab your high heels and that little black dress, because Archie and the gang are settling their differences with the Southside Serpents via a good old fashioned drag race tonight on "Riverdale" CW 8pm EST
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Democrats introduce Articles of Impeachment against Trump despite having negative infinity chance of success in the House
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"White House sources tell CNN Trump is waiting to see how conservative opinion on Moore develops in the coming days before he decides whether to pull his support for Moore's candidacy... in particular, the reaction of Sean Hannity"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Porn star announces presidential run in 2020 with slogan "Make America F------ Awesome Again." Coolio named as her VP candidate. For real
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump forces attempt to discredit one of Moore's accusers by pointing to her multiple bankruptcies and history of lying. Yeah, those charges could really damage someone's reputation beyond repair
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The dumbest congressman produces chart that Glenn Beck would be jealous of to illustrate the Uranium One scandal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently President Trump thinks he knows the 'art of the deal', brands Asia trip a tremendous bigly $300 billion success
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Presidential commission finds that legalizing weed will lead to opioid addiction. "Study" also found excessive laughter, bad driving, and a propensity to play a piano wildly with a demented look
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Sausage company issues apology after Advent calendar replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. Mmmm... sweet, sweet baby Jesus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia's Ministry of Defense sends out a Tweet with a video showing what it called "irrefutable proof" that US forces were aiding ISIS. Unfortunately for the "irrefutable" part, it was actually footage from the game "AC-130 Gunship Simulator"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone have any new, cool go to websites? Mine are fark, FB, twitter, reddit.....just looking for some new ideas, facebook and twitter are cesspools anymore. Someone please post zombo.com early, so we can get that out of the way
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blade Runner 2049 has failed, killing off chances of a sequel, and likely forever sinking concept of big-budget smart sci-fi in our movie theaters. Hope ya like more Marvel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Three more people under investigation for sexual misconduct. Are they: A: Politicians? B: Celebrities? or C: Tenured professors from the psychological and brain sciences department at Dartmouth?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
John Grisham announces immediate retirement
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It took 20 years, but the Taliban has learned from U.S. forces and now they own the night, with deadly results
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A former pharmaceutical executive as the new secretary of Health and Human Services? Sure, why the hell not. Opioid, anyone?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
After half a season, it's time to quit complaining about CBS All Access and accept that Star Trek Discovery is worth the money
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Inside sources say Liz Smith is dead at 94
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions faces complaint by 12-year-old
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Sat November 11, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins forcefully announces the next phase of his career: Travel writer
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Just two races to go in the Nascar Xfinity Series. The JRM teams are without their regular pit crews. The Ticket Galaxy 200 at Phoenix Raceway today at 3:30pm EST on NBC
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Successful Obama-era program that paired service dogs with wounded vets unexpectedly told to clear out because (do you even have to ask?)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Buried deep In the must-pass NDAA Defense spending bill, is section 801, which, in effect, outsources almost all government procurement to Amazon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: You want election meddling? How about when you capitalist chucklef*cks banned my poor athletes from the Olympics? Do you have *any* idea how much that screwed my election chances? I went from 99% voting for me to 95% voting for me
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The poor are running out of places to live
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In what is SURELY just a coincidence. Hundreds of Russian-controlled Twitter accounts went into high gear the day after the Access Hollywood "grab em by the p*ssy", tape was released trying to get people talking about almost anything ELSE
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coming behind the success of the NES Classic and SNES Classic, the N64 Classic is right around the corner. Game list to the left, complaints about not having Goldeneye on it to the right (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP faces choice to either 1) pass tax bill as is & anger their base by screwing them 2) not pass tax bill & anger their donors or 3) rewrite tax bill so it actually helps people. Except that last one not really on the table
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal court judge rules that DACA recipients have a right to due process
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently times are so tough that kids are trying to make DIY braces for their teeth at home
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Guy who noticed that the KFC Twitter account follows the "11 Herbs and Spices" wins a framed portrait of himself getting a piggy back ride from Col. Sanders
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"Some say Donald Trump's presidency does not present an existential threat to the American Republic. But after a year of MAGA, it has become clear that a disaster is unfolding whose consequences for humanity and decency will be substantial"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even after checking their sources, USA Today Stihl got it wrong
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia presses ahead with combat robots, hoping to simultaneously reduce risks for their military forces and free them up to post on Facebook
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Paul Ryan became Speaker, he said he'd he change the process so input from all sides would be welcome. Narrator: But he didn't. In fact he just set the record the number of "closed rule" bills this session, and hasn't offered a single open one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dem. Rep. Debbie Dingell of Michigan introduces a bill no sane person could possibly object to requiring all voting machines to keep paper back-ups, and to federally fund automatic recounts in close elections. So yeah, That'll go nowhere
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman faces murder charges after ex-boyfriend who she doused with acid euthanizes himself not able to live with unbearable pain. Her defense is that she thought it was water
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Ric Flair documentary explains the secret to his success: 15 drinks per day and sex with over 10,000 women
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall St: "If you stop us from using illegal, harassing collection practices against students who never should have borrowed money in the first place, we might not lend money to future students who never should borrow money in the first place"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
They FARK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FARK YOU at the drive-thru. Lame, contrived stories to the left; your genuine, heartfelt experiences to the right
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Tue November 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delhi experiences what Trump's EPA has called some of the healthiest air on the planet. Breathe deeply, kids, it's good for you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether it's picking a new governor in Virginia or New Jersey, or voting against new city ordinances banning Fark parties, you should do your civic duty and get out and VOTE. THIS is your state and local election thread. (polls close at 7pm in most places)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Addicts are posing as potential homebuyers and booking house tours in order to get access to medicine cabinets. Agents should be wary when buyers ask "How many medicine cabinets are there?" and "Do the current residents have the good stuff?"
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Let's replace Kevin Spacey with another Kevin in House of Cards and see if anyone notices
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz on gun control in wake of Texas shooting: "Evil is evil is evil, and will use the weaponry that is available." In related news, Ted Cruz accidentally made a good point for restricting civilian access to assault rifles
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
In Japan, so-called "manholers" are enthusiasts of interesting designs associated with easy access to sewage systems and waterworks. Uh-huh
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actors share their rudest audiences, from the guy that jumped on stage to charge his phone on a fake outlet in the set to the bored girls talking selfies. Discussion time: What was the rudest display you ever seen at an audience?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Native American leaders in reference to extracting resources from their land: "Once you get it out of the ground are they going to make you put it back in there?" Native American leaders: "That's just crazy talk"
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like the first humans to the Americas came by boat so they could kelp themselves to its resources
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tiger pounces on zookeeper as visitors look on
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Apple l0s 11.1 [?]sers ann[?]yed by [?]ser [?]nterface change that replaces three v[?]wels with [?]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend begins at 8:30 am EDT with Stoke & Leicester. Next the main batch at 11 am featuring Newcastle & Bournemouth; West Ham & 'Pool at 1:30 pm. Sunday matches start with Spurs & Palace at 7 am EST. This is your EPL DISCUSSION Thread
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Illinois Department of Human Services goes after a 70-year-old woman for getting more food stamps than she was entitled. Then things get weird
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Observing Daylight Saving Time can worsen your depression, make you have a heart attack, cause you to be in a deadly car crash, and increase your chances of getting mugged
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 best BBQ joints in America. Do you have a favorite place to eat it? Any places you would recommend?
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Fri November 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venom: Whether it paralyzes, liquefies flesh, induces clots, or crashes blood pressure, we can't escape the products and services it provides to us
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seriously, who hasn't invited a Neo-Confederate secessionist to deliver prayer to Congress?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In practice, it's a bit like paying through the nose to access a Vegas buffet, only to find out that the prime rib has a separate cover charge. And when you pay it, you discover that your taste buds have become numbed to meat
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Australian internet porn viewers lose access after seeing a cockatoo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Almirola replaces Danica as new 34th place car each week
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are there any genetic scientists online today? Given the ubiquity of genetic testing services available now. Is there a way for someone looking at an anonymous DNA sample to tell if a person is the result of incest?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Emails and documents provide a peek inside the Ohio gerrymandering process
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like artwork? Like helping charities? Farker running Island Dreams selling New Orleans/Mardi-Gras hand drawn trading cards for charity Looking to Farkers to make this project a success
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
President Trump has the eating habits (and temperament, and intellect, and social graces, and hands) of a young child. So what will he eat in Japan?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farc leader to run for president, apparently not deterred by lack of success with his previous campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Administration vows to continue taunting North Korea as long as CNN displaces news of the Mueller Investigation to cover it
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
KFC introduces drumstick-shaped soap that will leave you smelling like 11 herbs and spices - and it's not just for chicks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren's turnaround success story started with the idea of intentionally decreasing sales figures
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Babysitter kidnaps boy, convinces ex-boyfriend the child was theirs, may not have thought her plan through
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Texas Dairy Queen franchisee goes into bankruptcy and closes 29 stores. Blames Hurricane Harvey. Fair enough. Also blames low oil prices. Say what now?
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(Some Vet)
 
 
 
Got way too much Halloween candy left over? Your kids overdosing on sugar binges? Donate your excess sugar pills to Operation Troop Treats, who will ship it all off to U.S. troops overseas so your dental problems will be theirs instead
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: For the outdoorsy Farkers, what are your favorite camping/campfire recipes to satisfy your grubby little campmates? Bonus points for sharing tools to make campfire dining successful
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump announces that he is "coming after China" if they fail to do something about North Korea. China: LOL. Get away from us with those tiny hands, Cheeto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn star announces she will run against Vladimir Putin in next year's Russian presidential elections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My mom is dying of pancreatic cancer and my fiance won't move up the wedding because she doesn't want to miss out on "the process" or lose deposits in case "something happens." Advice?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truffle prices double to $3,200 a pound. "Let's say it is a big problem. I cannot double my prices. But I cannot be without truffles"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad: NHS faces 40,000 shortfall in nurses. Worse: Since voting to Brexit, departures of EU nurses up 67%, recruitment down 89%. Well, at least there'll be plenty of bendy bananas to go around
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your kids are unsuccessful in life it's probably because you never let them play. Just look at the Trump family
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walmart: Come for the low prices, stay for the shooting
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
TacoTime introduces the Tamale Burrito. In six months, Taco Bell will "introduce" the Tamalerito
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sinclair Broadcasting rejects Bill O'Reilly's advances. You can't explain that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GOP braces for "all hell" to "break loose" when they reveal their attempt to rewire the entire U.S. economy tomorrow
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
5 incredible advances science could buy with the government's $600B military budget
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
"Thor: Ragnarok" introduces Marvel's 2nd bisexual character... whaddya mean they didn't include Loki's horse play backstory
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Germany forced to pay consumers to use more electricity due to excess wind generation after a stormy weekend
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Jupiter has an aurora like Earth, but does not require solar wind to form and is a self-contained process. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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Tue October 31, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Our system of checks and balances is broken
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, In what is quite a stretch, Gypsy's father shows up and takes an immediate dislike to Cisco. While Barry faces off with an old nemesis. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray must save his younger self from ET. (CW 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell won't let bills protecting Mueller on the floor of the Senate. Go f*ck yourself, Mitch. Signed, "Americans who are not traitorous pieces of shiat"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you want to find out where you come from, we get to own you. Longer than you do. How does that work exactly? just ask dna ancestry search companies, because that's what they do
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you plan to take your children trick or treating in Florida tonight, the police would like you to keep an eye out for any instances of kids trying to eat your face
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cougars are getting more common in North America, and attacks can happen in unexpected places, like in flight
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Earthquake research in the Pacific Northwest faces many challenges: struggles for funding, difficult science, seismic activity caused by Seahawks fans
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple and Facebook decide to open Xi backdoor to access China
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Mon October 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A study found that people ate about two more pieces of candy when it was placed in clear bowls near their desks versus in opaque containers further away from them, according to the Captain Obvious Research Institute
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara deals with the consequences of fame and lactose intolerance. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Polaris and Eclipse are reunited and their aurora threatens to give them away to Sentinel Services (FOX 9ET)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Facebook is not somehow listening in on our conversations, processing what we are saying, and then using that information to feed us with ads for cat food. You just talk about cats all the time on Facebook
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain could lead the world's 'fourth industrial revolution' if it embraces robots and technology. If only there was a marketplace where they could sell their goods, possibly their neighbors. I'm sure they'll figure something out
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
"The Astros and Dodgers broke the game of baseball into a million pieces"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mobile ISP w/out Net Neutrality : "Access to Fark.com denied because you didn't buy our Not-News Unlimited Package". You've seen the joke before, but this ISP used it as a guide
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jigsaw pieces together $16.3 million for the #1 spot while Boo 2 is #2 with $9.3 million. Geostorm is a soft #3 with $5.4 million, newcomers Thank You for Your Service thankless at #6 with $4 million and Suburbicon tanking at #9 with $3 million
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is this the end of single-player video games? How the growing popularity of MMOs and esports could mean the end of...[to access rest of headline, please download DLC]
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chevron misses estimates on decline in production, lack of access to anus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What is the nicest way to dump someone? Tips to the left and your horror story to the right
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The CVS-Aetna deal is less about providing insurance and more about attempting to fix drug prices, using every sense of the word "fix"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices are rising twice as fast as those in San Francisco, so move fast if you still want to snap up that coveted dry spot under the 405 underpass for less than a half million
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
High-stakes exams can put female students at a disadvantage, and not necessarily because they're vampires
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil's profit jumps 50 percent on higher oil and natural gas prices, ease of access to anus
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian government loses a game of knifey gavely with the High Court, taking out their one-seat majority in parliament in the process
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Break)
 
 
 
THROWBACK: Disney princesses re-imagined as horror movie villains
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Let's say you get the power to alter reality by having a very unlikely team win the championship (e.g. Leicester City winning the Premier League). You can't have your own favorite win. Which set of bums would you promote to greatness, and why?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida woman's dress repeatedly blows up to expose her lady parts, obviously necessitating MASSIVE law enforcement response
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who's been in the U.S. since she was 3 months old faces deportation. She was arrested when the ambulance taking her to the hospital for emergency surgery was stopped by ICE. We're stopping AMBULANCES now
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Wed October 25, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Xi Jinping practices standing on tiptoe with arms raised about his head
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rail station closed after "unexploded device" found. Aren't most devices unexploded?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His punctuation choices once sent an editor into cardiac arrest. His Mary Sue is named Mary Sue. His purple prose runs all of the colors of the spectrum. He is the scariest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue October 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Ted Lieu sends out a Tweet welcoming Sen. Flake "to the resistance" then introduces the other members : Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, Deja Vu, Latrine, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry faces quite a longshot is his gambit to take down the metahuman Hazard. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Sara travels to the future to save an outlaw named Zari, somehow this lets Germany win WWII. (CW 9ET)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Protestor throws small Russian flags at Trump as he walks inside U.S. Capitol. Trump immediately comes to attention, places hand over heart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In related news, Bill O'Reilly announces that he named his penis "God"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
The new lower prices at Whole Foods since the Amazon takeover? Yeah about them
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Police looking for a "Noel Gallagher lookalike" who has been licking windows in Swindon. Chances are, it's probably not a lookalike
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Whirlpool discontinues sale of appliances at once-major retailer who's going down the drain
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nicaragua just signed the Paris Climate Accords, meaning only two countries remain that refuse to sign. One is a violent, divided country where guns are easily accessible and the dictator in charge thrives on hate and discord. The other is Syria
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
In which President Trump learns about "Undue Command Influence" on the military judicial process
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Next on Netflix's "The Crown:" Princess Margaret's breakfast in bed, an hour-long bath and a vodka 'pick-me-up' before 1pm
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
There's been a lot less dead hookers since Craigslist started offering erotic services
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, J'onn gets his ass to Mars as James struggles to keep explaining Kara's absences. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse seeks out an old friend as Polaris discovers a new prison game. (9ET FOX)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chase introduces new mobile banking app Finn, designed to target millennials. No word on when their Jake app will be released
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite having been unable to pass a budget in 4 years and the state being unable pay basic expenses; IL Gov. Bruce Rauner announces he's running for re-election. Expected campaign slogan: Rauner 2018- because the crater isn't smoking enough yet
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How Sears, once a successful chain of department stores, went under. Fark: In Canada
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After roller coaster season of 2017, Cubs fans demand better beer prices at Wrigley, where a small Budweiser goes for $10 and up. "In here, you almost feel like you have to have a beer. It's punitive"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
School cancels Halloween because it's not inclusive of all students. Fark: Replaces it with Black and Orange day. I guess White and Yellow aren't welcome
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Sat October 21, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There's a very fine line between living in a house that's cluttered and being a hoarder, so pick up that excess crap and throw it away
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Longevity Institute says, if you want to live longer, don't eat three meals a day, eat two. Known as the fasting diet. And you don't have to buy any special meals or make anyone money in the process. In fact, you save money
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KFC finally reveals its 11 Herbs and Spices
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(White House)
 
 
 
If you are discharged/retired from the Armed Services, you might want to get your affairs in order. Tomorrow
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Indiana county shuts down successful needle exchange program because Jesus
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Thu October 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. NO YOU'RE THE COLLUDER. Our president, ladies and gentlemen
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Pardoned Felon Joe Arapaio announces he's going to speak at a fundraiser for Republican Congressional candidate Omar Navarro who is running a no-chance campaign against Rep. Maxine Waters-and what a shock, it's being held at a Trump Country Club
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The inconceivable story behind the "Princess Bride's" amazing swordfight atop the Cliffs of Insanity. Subby, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
5 very weird pieces of vintage parenting advice. Number one: Pregnant women must avoid thinking about ugly people
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced the Tennessee GOP Twitter account with a St. Petersburg-based Russian troll farm. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's offices in South Korea raided after outbreak of "hamburger disease", which is otherwise known as "eating the burgers"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Richard Linklater knew Alex Jones some time ago; the two were pals. And Linklater is baffled by Jones's success as an alt-right fiction-spinner
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've replaced First Lady Melania with a duplicate. Let's see if anybody notices
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
NFL announces support for bill that reduces drug offense sentences, but does nothing to deter drug use
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
House of Saud/Putin or why I quit worrying and learned to love higher oil prices
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna hopes to sue the Kardashian clan out of existence. Here's hoping she's successful
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump tried to "help" Boeing by putting 300% tax on Bombardier's planes, saying they fear it will turn into another Airbus. What were the chances it would turn sideways?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Come on in and discuss the habits of highly successful conservative pundits and yell at their guests...or vice versa. All are welcome. Its the "Howdy Doody Tucker and Hannity" 2 hour Foxnews extravaganza starting at 8pm Washington DC time
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(Some Niche)
 
 
 
Volvo announces yuppie lesbian competitor for the Tesla Model 3
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's not clear if Obama offered condolences to John Kelly by phone, but Kelly and his wife sat at Michelle Obama's table during a dinner for Gold Star families at the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders predicts Trump will be so successful in the remainder of his term that Americans are "going to be begging for four more years of President Trump." 'Unlikely' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Shakespeare sacked by Leicester City after only four months in charge. Text of final speech: "Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rather than admit he's wrong about his claim that other presidents didn't call Gold Star families, Trump forces Kelly to either call his boss a liar or lie about the most painful day of his life. UPDATE: WH confirms Obama didn't call Kelly
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has full confidence in Tom Marino. Maybe. Actually, when they told him to nominate Marino, he figured it was Dan and shouted "LACES OUT" much to his staff's confusion
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Lottery machine picks out the same numbers for six days in a row and nobody at the lottery company notices. What are the odds?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New research shows too much exercise can kill your sex drive. Subby's not taking any chances (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A former aide to Jeff Sessions, who also represented a bank connected to Russian money laundering, will now head the Justice Department's criminal division, giving him access to information relating to Mueller's probe of Russia's election tampering
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) it's "Psychedelia Night". Some songs are classified as "psychedelic rock", while some songs are a bit more blatant with the drug references, especially the comedy bits
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
One week after the Trump administration reversed the Clean Power Plan and vowed again to end the "war on coal", energy company Luminant announces plans to close three coal plants
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Baggies head to the KP to face Leicester. Both teams desperate for a win, with the Baggies hoping to move into the top half while the Foxes want out of the relegation zone. This is your Premier League MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 pm EDT
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Three possibilities in October make skyrocketing oil prices an inevitability
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she's running for Congress
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman writes about her experience living in a haunted dorm room while in college. Share your haunted living experiences here
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Trump thinks he'll appoint 3 more Supreme Court justices in his first term. And, they will be the best perfect wonderful justices that everyone is talking about
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of waiting for anyone else to do anything, college student charters planes to fly relief aid to Puerto Rico. Well, she is majoring in decision sciences, so
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton compares the Russian election meddling to 9/11 in terms of the disastrous consequences it had
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Twitter rules coming to curb "unwanted sexual advances, non-consensual nudity, hate symbols, violent groups, and tweets that glorifies violence." Could we finally hear the end of Trump?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Kumail Nanjiani takes Pink's only vowel and replaces it with an exclamation point. Let's see if anyone notices. It's Saturday Night Live on NBC, 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Is Blade Runner 2049 just too well made and interesting for today's audiences? Or, are today's audiences, half of which voted for Trump, just too damn dumb for smart scifi?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The dollar stores are betting that we are going to have a permanent underclass in America, based on the concept that the jobs went away, and the jobs are never coming back, and that things aren't going to get better in any of these places"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker still swinging his meat, unloads on Trump for trying to "castrate" Tillerson over tense situation that is threatening to blow up in all our faces
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An in-depth guide to the references and allegories in Blade Runner 2049 (minor spoilers)
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Republicans are now worried that the "consequences" of President Trump are becoming a fatal albatross around their necks that will sink their political ship
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
List of "careers" that won't exist in 2030 includes travel agent, word processor, and paper boy. List omits apothecary, storm trooper, Easter Bunny
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Unite the Right organizer describes TN rally on October 28 as "a gathering of the clans like the Scots would do." Scottish tourism board rushes to explain huge differences between clan festivals and Klan rallies
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Turkey joins with Russia, Syria and Iran against U.S. backed forces. Did I mention that Turkey is a member of NATO? Well, they used to be
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Attractive and successful European-Americans? Researchers find that mutations that caused "white" skin originated in Africa. In unrelated news: All three Alt-right asses who actually read "Science" expected to jump out a high window
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Do you live in Toronto? Well, now you can sample seal meat, while thinking of their cute faces
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is shocked, shocked to find that Harvey Weinstein may have taken a few liberties with his female stars. Shocked that such a fine industry could be rocked by allegations of impropriety. Shocked
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Interior Sec Zinke's official duties have led him to travel extensively to view natural wonders such as a steakhouse in Alaska, a ski resort in Montana, and a luxury hotel in the USVI. Pure coincidence all those places also hosted GOP fundraisers
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You know, before we build a wall along the Mexican border that almost nobody wants, and most experts think is unnecessary anyway, why don't we try to rebuild Puerto Rico?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
An article pointing out that all Cubs fans aren't necessarily douches. I know, shocking, right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Rep. Al Green unveils articles of impeachment against Trump. News: Less than an hour later, process to consider the resolution was set to begin. Fark: Green failed to show up, resulting in the resolution not being considered
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(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
Happy National Coming Out Day 2017. Celebrate by expressing your true feelings, hopes in life. Not responsible for libel in any manner for any user who experiences discrimination in jobs, services & housing, loss of familial relations, injury or death
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the oldest restaurants in each state. Have you eaten at any of these places? Are there legends about that place you want to share like if a ghost roams it bathrooms or if a chef keeps a long tradition going there?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're cursed when you adopt the one cat in the world who loves and embraces the Spray Bottle of Justice
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Another male Hollywood celebrity announces that he's also been a victim of sexual harassment. Fark: Rob Schneider
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district will pay $3.4 million to settle a 12-year-old lawsuit over former teacher's sexual misconduct with third graders. Fark: District's defense asserted the girls were "old enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Two Baltimore cops involved in Freddie Gray's death agree to accept unspecified "disciplinary action" despite admitting to no violation of any "policies, procedures or practices of the BPD." So...I guess they just like being disciplined? Kinky
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Nearly half the nation's defense budget $304 billion ends up in the hands of 5 defense contractors and weapons manufacturers, for weapons that never seem to work as advertised at prices we can't afford
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon would like to gain access to your life and I mean that in a very personal way. They would like to put stuff in your refrigerator and your trunk and... in fact, just hand over your keys. Everything will be just fine
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Vampire Removal Services advertised in Brooklyn. Eddie Murphy unavailable for comment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Russia was revealed to be pushing Texas secession and white supremacy, let's see the reaction of Texans: "FULL DERP AHEAD, 'MURICA, wooooooooooooooo"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you are travelling abroad for cosmetic surgery, chances are you'll look a bit different from your passport photo on the way back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Islamic Society of Orange County announces on Twitter they're opening their doors for those forced to leave their homes due to the massive brush fire. Being Twitter the imam has to put out a Twitter troll fire, and does so in an amazing way
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brownsville, TX official who resigned after calling two black prosecutors a racial slur on social media has rescinded his resignation, apparently with no consequences whatsoever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
YouTube announces sitewide ban on videos promoting guns and gun accessories, including 'how to' modification videos
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, while Kara focuses on work, Lena makes a bold move into the dairy industry. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Caitlyn and Eclipse hunt for a macguffin and Bill Compton faces a difficult choice. (FOX 9ET)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
With a less than 12% zombification side effect, the Ebola vaccine has been hailed a success
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(Cornell University)
 
 
 
Researcher at the NSS Institute discover that when resources are scarce, people become more tribal and bigoted
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wondering about the current prices of collectable comic books being sold at NYC's Comic Con? Prepare to write a check. A VERY big check
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Coincidences
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Sat October 07, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, having a car loaded with touchscreens, navigation devices, texting abilities, and elaborate music systems can be distracting to the driver
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(MSN)
 
 
 
James Woods retiring from acting, announces he will devote his life to ...Ooh, a piece of candy
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind riding stolen motorcycle with revoked license notices the cops have his roommate pulled over in another stolen car, figures he may as well stop to ask what's going on
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mattel decides to pull the plug on letting the internet babysit your kids
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Fri October 06, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
After record-breaking week on charts, is the West ready for K-pop? "Lots of acts have success on Billboard but cannot fill a concert hall, let alone a stadium, but Korean acts fill stadiums already"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
IBM ThinkPad turns 25, gets credit for transforming laptop design from thick beige road-warrior devices to sleek black Starbucks-ready devices
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(AOL)
 
 
 
YouTube is promoting Las Vegas shooting conspiracy theories, which is no surprise to anyone who's dared to wade into the fetid cesspool of YouTube comments
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Former Glee star Mark Salling pleads guilty to child porn. Hopefully the judge sentences him to prison and rules there will never be a Glee reunion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keeping it about you: How to successfully narcissist disasters
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Racist politician Cesar De Leon says his racist comments don't count as racist because they were made in private and weren't meant to be made public
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
US forces are under attack
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That's not a bug, it's a secret time warp feature. Game developer reveals how he got around Sega's bug validation process
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Anchorage Police say they don't have the resources to chase car thieves, but if you do it yourself they do have the resources to charge you with reckless driving
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Cesc Fàbregas finally settles mystery of 'Pizzagate' culprit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA All-Star Game will be just like elementary school recess this season
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Are there places to donate "gently-used" porn mags or are we still just dumping them in the local woods as our ancestors did for us? (Not safe for work)
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Tue October 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
GM announces plans to go all electric over the next few years. Might be time to take some profit from those XOM shares your grandfather left you
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In addition to the 18-odd firearms the Las Vegas shooter had in his hotel room, he left 18 more at home, along with explosives and an assortment of "electronic devices"
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(The Internets)
 
 
 
Photoshop more function keys and accessories on this keyboard
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In another unsuccessful bid to improve their image, Miami police union equates NFL protesters with Vegas shooter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After 20 years in development hell, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote is set to release in March, 2018. Hell braces for record cold spell
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Best Korea "selling weapons at ridiculously low prices." Everything must go (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jacob Rees-Mogg: abortion is morally indefensible in all circumstances including rape. What's that? Oh no... *making* money from abortions is completely fine
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That large thud you just heard was the heads of millions of people, including Rex Tillerson, slamming their faces into their palms
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Auction featuring Einstein letters detailing his thoughts on theories in physics should bring relatively high prices
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Remember the cave where thousands of specimens of prehumans were dug by small, but brave & smart women? They just concluded a follow-up expedition which sent them into holes you think are too small to fit in & in the process made the science weirder
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, one of the greatest Star Wars games came out and had us experience being a lightsaber-wielding Jedi Knight in Dark Forces II. (Link goes to an interesting video about the hero, Kyle Katarn)
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
SEC: Cryptocurrencies are securities. Investors: So about these initial-coin-offerings that are merely thinly-disguised attempts to circumvent the IPO process because there's no actual business in there. SEC: Yeah, about them
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(White House)
 
 
 
Trump on the deaths of Puerto Rican U.S. Citizens: It's been incredible the results that we've had with respect to loss of life. People can't believe how successful that has been
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Fri September 29, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Macklemore announces second baby. Man, I wonder where he keeps finding these cheap babies, some kind of store maybe
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
North Korea announces that it has millions lining up for government food assistance...oh, wait, "to join the military"....so, same thing
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might think paying $50 for a plain cotton t-shirt is a little excessive, but what if the vendor decided to include a "free gift" of a couple of grams of weed with the purchase? Welcome to DC where weed is legal to give away, but not to sell
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soup, salad and breadsticks at $5.99 = financial success. Soup, salad and breadsticks at $6.99, well gosh darnit, that's just price gouging, I'm never setting foot in an Olive Garden again
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Much more successful than that owlbear petting zoo, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Dungeon Siege 1 to 3 (with DLC) for $3.99 USD. What have you been playing? On a side note is there an older game you tried recently and love? Tell us
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Once again, Pornhub pushes to the underserved edges of the Internet as it produces an upgrade for blind users
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price admits to misappropriating $400,000 of taxpayer money
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NCAA is done handing out death sentences to all the basketball powerhouses, which schools will emerge to fill the temporary void? I'm hoping for a UNC Charlotte v. UC Davis title game. Duke sucks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"GOP faces charges of hypocrisy with Kushner emails" Quick, footman, have the maid-of-all-work fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts, I do fear my constitution is not the equal of this most shocking and unforeseen development
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow announces plans to trap Russian cyber spies by setting up a fake website dedicated to secession. Usually traps work better if you don't publicly announce them
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The DIY telephone systems using barbed wire fences saved the farmers of the Old West ."The theory was that we would answer only when our own ring sounded, but whenever the bell rang, every woman on the line rushed to a receiver"
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
DC announces that its search for Dick will be long and hard. It's going to be wide with some girth. Most likely, the fans will be jerked around for awhile. Just let the news build slowly until it explodes all over the Geek tab. Penis
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith canceled a handful of tour dates as Steven Tyler recovers from a undisclosed "unexpected medical issues." Unnamed sources state that it had nothing to do with Steven looking closely into a mirror
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The DHS announces plans to collect "social media handles, aliases, associated identifiable information, and search results" from prospective immigrants to the US, Oh and Green card holders living in the US, oh, and naturalized citizens
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Turkish president publicly announces plan to starve Kurdish civilians. This isn't a joke
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter just doubled the chances that World War 3 will be started by a single tweet
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having $1M worth of unicorns, melting faces, and mesmerizing kitchen tile
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Why CBS did what it did with Star Trek Discovery and CBS All Access. Pro-tip: the fans were used as bargaining chips
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Larsen Iceshelfberg exposes hidden ecosystem that scientists are rushing to study before they disappear. Tag is for satellite photo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To reduce cost, Trump has decided to remove some unnecessary functions from the new Air Force One - such as mid-air refueling capability
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore doubles number of speed and red light camera systems, doubles profit. Submitter successfully installs red lights onto all of his headlines, waits for payout
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is asking this for a friend, but is anybody really going to boycott the NFL like they are calling for on Facebook and other media sources?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Massive magnitude 1.5 earthquake felt 'right under people's feet' in New Jersey. No report of shoelaces becoming untied yet
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans mayoral candidate faces charge of exposing himself in Santa Monica in the backseat of an Uber car. Says he thought he was doing the proper thing after the Uber driver said he was being paid in magic beads
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
California state dinosaur announces official California state dinosaur
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew announces a new book with Adam Savage 🤖
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Continuing their quest to become James Bond villains, Russia may be behind a string of oil tanker disappearances. *poof*
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs with places (specific or general) in the title. Yeah, we're done with the alphabet kick for a long time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newly released tapes of all of Trump's appearances on the Howard Stern Show, 15 hours in total to Factba.se, and they are making them available in an online searchable archive. And no, this will not "get him" either, because nothing matters any more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chime in with how this compares to 20 years ago... Now compare to home prices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doing what every other industrialized nation in the world has done successfully is a terrible idea
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia announces plans to flee to space to escape the horrible fearsome wildlife that infests their country
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Discovery be a success like Deep Space Nine or a failure like Voyager? Will Trek fans accept the new Klingons and the retcons? Will anyone watch it once it goes to CBS streaming? Star Trek Discovery, 8:30pm ET, CBS (but just this once)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because 'Murica, NASCAR owners say they won't tolerate national anthem protests at races
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Thanks to controversial non-call in NBA playoffs that tanked Spurs' chances to beat Warriors, league enacts "Zaza Pachulia" rule that lets ref whistle dangerous closeouts as flagrant fouls
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada announces sanctions against Venezuela, cutting their leader's access to moose and beaver
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian religious figure announces his intent to institute massive, systemic religious oppression. Meanwhile, Trump is busy losing a twitter slap fight to the NFL
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
How successful was Theresa May's Brexit speech? Well, Britain's credit rating was immediately downgraded due to a loss of confidence in their ability to secure a deal
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
All blue-eyed people have one ancestor in common. No word on gingers just yet
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma ventriloquist wins America's Got Talent with double-dummy performance, announces she will be joining the Golden State Warriors next season
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Farker and frequently unsuccessful submitter BBCARD1 just finished his first documentary. About 14 people will be interested in it
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo dances with Cal Thomas while doing Sinatra. Do I really need a punchline?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Come for the "Sebastian Gorka goes on 2 1/2 hour tirade in front of Special Forces," stay for "John Kelly revoked Gorka's security clearance while Gorka was on vacation"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart tries delivering groceries direct from the store to your fridge with workers who can access customers' homes and put the purchases away. Yeah, this should turn out well
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well honestly, there's not really a GOOD place for white man to ever shout "shut the fark up, {N-word}" but one of the WORST places is while walking by protest organized by students upset about racist graffiti appearing on their campus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop continues to rely on P.T. Barnum's veracity, introduces 'vampire repellent'
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Fight over biscuit making job ends in disorderly conduct citations, in story which could only be more Southern if grits and incest were involved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Activists want a large ocean garbage patch to be named as a new country. Others say it's unnecessary to make a statement about trashy land masses because we already have New Jersey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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Wed September 20, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Luther Strange owns part of a company selling visa access to wealthy foreigners. "You've heard of a green card? Well, this is called a golden card because it takes a half-million dollars, or $1 million dollars, depending on where they're going"
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man dies in attempted murder-suicide, which really makes you wonder what would've happened if the attempt had been successful
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Big Buck Hunter" cabinet installed in Depertment of Interior offices. World of Warships soon to be installed on all Navy computers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had H.G. Wells or Crick & Watson in your "next statues to come down", step up and claim your prize - as long as you've done sufficient penance for the misdeeds of your great-great-great-great ancestors
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney's Moana is connecting a generation of young New Zealanders to their Maori heritage. Past Disney movies still primarily connect white American girls to their inner bratty princess
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
For anyone interested, here is round 3 of the English Carabao Cup. Notable matches include Liverpool at Leicester, Huddersfield at Palace, Sunderland at Everton, Man City at West Brom. Matches start at 2:45pm ET Tue & Wed
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
"Star Trek Discovery" is poised for success. Or a major faceplant, depending on
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The PRP)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson fondly recalls drunken escapades with Johnny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson, reveals he has mended fences with NIN frontman Trent Reznor. In other news, the rest of the world has moved past the Nineties
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Rocket man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime," he said. "The United States is ready, willing and able - but hopefully this will not be necessary." - Trump's first UN address, everyone
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Helpful diagrams to show you the correct places you can pet different animals
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK everybody, check it out. The moon will be blocking three planets tonight in an event that only happens every 28 years. You'll need binoculars or a telescope to catch this, no funny glasses necessary
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix orders a 'Stranger Things' pop-up bar to knock it off in the nicest possible way
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SC secessionists call for black candidate to drop out of mayoral race for using oppressive term that identified white people as a snack food
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You, you, and your rabbit don't understand why all the voices are talking to me
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clearly, the smartest thing for insurance companies to do during an opioid crisis is to restrict access to less addictive and powerful drugs
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