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Thu February 23, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CPAC organizer denounces "alt right" on CPAC stage, not because they're racist far-right assholes but because they're a "left-wing fascist group." Also contends sun is "cold," water is "dry," Trump is "really rational, mellow guy with great hair"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
SodaStream announces ceasefire in its endless assault on your health and waistline to say they are recalling thousands of bottles that may rupture when carbonating your sugar water
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Wed February 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fast-food sales are slumping, so McDonald's wants you to drink up to their cheaper beverage prices
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Known liberal, progressive activist department store Walmart warns its shoppers that Trump's "border adjustment tax" will raise prices customers pay for Walmart's goods
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Since a recession could not possibly happen again, Missouri legislature votes to cut available unemployment benefits down to 13 weeks
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wichita State Shockers start out with good ball control and reach, never have to come from behind the Aces in their unexpected and dominant return to the top 25 rankings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 that a TX death row inmate gets a new hearing because an "expert" at his sentencing hearing testified that he was more likely to commit future crimes because he was black. Justices Alito, and, of course, Thomas dissented
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cat ownership not linked to mental health problems, according to the voices in researchers' heads
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
At Noon ET, Europa League has Leg 2 matches beginning, including St. Etienne vs Man United. At 2:45pm, the other Champions League has Sevilla vs Leicester and FC Porto and Juventus. This is your Wednesday UEFA Discussion Thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The leader of the CalExit movement has opened an "embassy" in Russia,financed by a shady Russian group with ties to the Kremlin. He's not alone,Texas,Hawaii and Puerto Rico secessionists are also there
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Governor Failin' says Oklahoma faces $878 million shortfall for upcoming year, revenue failure declared and if we don't tax the poors more it will get worse
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Tue February 21, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Living the American dream: through diligent effort, man advances from State House majority leader to meth dealer
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google announces for the first time in its history, it will allow third-party auditors to examine its Google Ads program and report back on how exactly it screws sites over
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Okapi produces an even rarer Ocopy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kremlin disavows the "peace plan" worked out by a Ukrainian lawmaker, Trump's Mob-connected "adviser" Felix Sater, and private lawyer Michael Cohen. Offers condolences to the lawmaker's family on his impending demise
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Lawmker introduces bill to "create greater diversity of thought" at Iowa's Universities.. by instituting a hiring freeze "until the number of registered Republicans and Democrats on the faculty fall within 10 percent of each other"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How TV influences Donald Trump's foreign policy. And that's fine, look I was raised on TV and I turned out TV
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've secretly substituted half the venison and river fish diet of Arctic tribes with instant noodles, pasta, bread, and pastries. Let's see if anyone notices
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronauts are strictly forbidden from getting drunk in space, but NASA admits that several have shown up for launch completely ripped, with booze hidden all through their spacesuits
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulous booked by CPAC just as new video of him encouraging pedophilia surfaces
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media notices that Trump's revised travel ban is essentially the same as the last one. No, it is actually different, according to Priebus, Miller and other top aides, because it has a different font
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two pictures taken on the moon from different places have the exact same horizon, therefore... OMG FAKED
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: group provides housing and services for homeless. Florida: Group makes blankets out of plastic bags for homeless
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company announces 100 finalists in annual senryu poem contest for salaried workers. Top poems referenced relationships in the workplace, overtime reforms, and Pokemon Go
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hey Mexico, about this terrible NAFTA deal..." Mexico: "Hey, Donald, about those DEA offices we let you open in our country and all that other stuff"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky's science ambassador announces addition of new exhibit at Ark Encounter. Dinosaurs battling giants gladiator style
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After over a year and a half since his last major league game, Nick Swisher announces his retirement now that's he's finally off the Indians' payroll
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man unsuccessfully stands under Walmart sign for two days hoping it will fall on him so he can sue. Should have gone to Target
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Las Vegas introduces the nation's first Champagne vending machine. Perfect for making a toast after your 2 AM wedding
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Thanks to advances in projection mapping technology, tourist-friendly Japanese castles are now as eye-popping at night as they are on a sunny day
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The City of Houston has a new policy to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. "We have spent in excess of $250 million, over a quarter-billion dollars, prosecuting a crime that has produced no tangible evidence of improved public safety"
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
What is it with Apple constantly reducing the number of ports on every new iteration of their devices?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Why the vitriol against Ivanka Trump? Much of it can likely be boiled down to jealousy. Left-leaning journalists and feminists won't admit it, but she is everything that we all aspire to be: smart, beautiful, and successful"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elvis' grandkids are with child services because Lisa Marie found kiddie porn on at least one of hubby's 80+ devices. I'm sorry, 80 devices? Seems excessive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mike Pence has gone to Europe on a reassurance tour. He'll shake hands and will let everyone know that Trump is actually just fine. Also, the nuclear football he has access to is the fake one so don't worry
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seal Beach faces renewed flooding threat from looming storm, fills 600 sandbags, could get a little ... crazy
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter announces that accounts engaging in abusive behavior will be put in "time out". Subby has a suggestion for the first Twitter account that should be put in "time out"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire in Disneyland parking structure burns 8 cars, causes $180,000 in damage. Which was still less than the cost of the owners' theme park tickets, concessions and souvenirs
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tesla driver sacrifices his car to save a fellow driver having a stroke. Elon Musk pledges to cover the cost of repairs
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(wxxz25)
 
 
 
Scotland supermarket introduces relaxed check out line where people can take their time, talk and ask the cashier questions. Also known in the U.S. as the person you're always behind in the express lane
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Nintendo Switch?
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski's new elevator pitch: "I have access to Trump's Twitter account"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For those of you that still play, Niantic announced a huge update to Pokemon Go that will include new pokemon, items and accessories. It is scheduled to go live 2/18
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA rewards five members of the public for their creative ideas on how to pinch a loaf in a spacesuit
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 15 places to visit while you still can. So come visit them before the world says Tuvalu to them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU parliament backs free trade deal with Canada, guaranteeing access to moose and beaver for all
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's the presidential order of succession -- just in case
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Let's check the Alternative News sources for their take on Flynn's resignation... "The leakers of Flynn's call belong in jail." Ooooooooookay then
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My father is dying of cancer; he is doing a homeopathic treatment, not chemo. He used to hit on my friends, he questions my life choices. He treated me poorly and won't apologize. Will I regret not seeing him before he dies?"
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians looking for love in all the wrong places. Namely online
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, When Coulson is caught on camera foiling a terrorist attack he faces tough questions from friends who thought he was dead. Well maybe not, but we can dream. (ABC 10ET)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Kelly did you just tweet that you love a white nationalist? Kelly:"I don't know who had access to my account"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Are you a nobody that desperately wants VIP access to your favorite band? Just edit the band's Wiki page to claim you're the lead singer's cousin, and offer it as "proof" to security goons. BRILLIANT
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Your flying cars have finally arrived, except they're drones. Fark: offer only good in Dubai
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret service director announces retirement, in a move that has nothing to do with Trump's paranoia about White House leaks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, let's spend a few minutes at home with Yoenis Cespedes ... on his 88-acre horse ranch
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Chocolate prices at an eight-year low. Still no hot sampler boxes available
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Shoddy spillway evacuation provides glimpse into the American Thunderdome that occurs when civil services are minimal to non-existent during a predictable emergency
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt announces third season premiere date with an homage to Beyonce featuring Titus
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hitler lookalike arrested in Austria. They really don't take any chances
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Mon February 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas State football coach Bill Snyder has throat cancer, but it won't stop him from being at the team's spring practices
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(Time)
 
 
 
Google Maps now comes with Bucket List feature so you can be reminded of all the places you won't visit before you die
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DNC Chair candidates hard at work showing they'd be just as inept as their predecessors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well now, this could get interesting: The tribes opposing the Dakota Access Pipeline are back in court, but this time not just arguing that the pipeline could contaminate their drinking water, but that building it violates their religious freedoms [link fixed]
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House bill to "reform" Dodd-Frank would end the CFPB's Consumer Education division, take away the Bureau's ability to act against "unfair,abusive or deceptive" practices of banks, and remove their consumer complaint tracking..you know for freedom
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
As it turned out, conducting an artillery duel across the English Channel from 1940 to 1944 was not the best use of resources
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough goes unhinged after seeing Stephen Miller's Sunday Morning talk show performances, calling him a "horrendous embarrassment" who gave the "worst performance ever." Guess ol' Joe has finally hit his breaking point
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Archdiocese to coed 5th grade basketball team: Drop the two girls from the team or forfeit your season. Boys on the team: We forfeit
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Marijuana prices are plunging, and apparently that's a bad thing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Militarily aggressive country with unstable, belligerent leader successfully test fires an intercontinental ballistic missile
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners have a Tiger problem. Red Devils have a Hornet infestation. Spurs at Anfield. On Sunday, Burnley host Chelsea and Swansea have Leicester. This is your weekend EPL Discussion thread. The action starts at 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Anand Tech)
 
 
 
Intel will now be staying on the same process node for four years running: Tick Tock Thwack Thunk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI is so successful at fighting terrorism that their anti-terror units can take time off to harass pipeline protesters. Yay America
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC airs post-Brexit fallout documentary about the collapse of civilization that made audiences realize just how screwed we all are
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Science has identified the sexiest and least sexy dance moves. Includes video performances by robot avatars, D-Qwon
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Probably shouldn't be smoking during an exam. Especially if the proctor is from the FAA and you're in a Cessna
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More than half of Trump voters think The Bowling Green Massacre is proof that Trump's immigration ban is necessary
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Tin prices hit five-month low. Trump somehow responsible
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Watching a movie I've seen a dozen times, and at a scene that reduces me to a sobbing mass of jello every damn time. What movies do that for you -- just so I don't feel like a sap
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bob Costas announces he's stepping back from hosting NBC's Olympic Games coverage, but don't worry, they filled the role before Joe Buck could even find his phone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fried Chicken as buns; over it. Fried Chicken as a taco shell; weak sauce. KFC announces the Chizza. A Fried Chicken crust pizza with ham, cheese and pineapple
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese food model maker, longtime supplier to nation's restaurants, now sells its creations abroad as food-inspired fashion accessories like bacon-shaped earrings and necklace resembling beef bowl. "I thought no one would buy such things"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In episode 3 of 'The Expanse,' Holden throws a tantrum. Do Earth and Mars edge closer to war? What consequences do Miller face after executing the lead protomolecule scientist? How does Amos feel about free booze? Find out tonight, 10PM ET on SyFy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DNA collection, with millions of samples collected in the last several years, reveals both vast diversity and common ancestries. Something something your mom
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Spicer announces Nordstrom's decision to drop Ivanka Trump's fashion line is a direct attack on the President. Coming up next: USA declares war on Nordstrom
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris found not guilty on three counts of sex offences; guilty of crimes against music for his wobbleboard cover of Stairway to Heaven
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Elections have consequences
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The A-10 Warthog will be singing the song of its people in support of US forces until at least 2021
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yemen rescinds consent for U.S. forces after botched Trump raid
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason to weep for America #34: Publix Supermarkets will no longer offer free slices of meat at the deli counter
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Insatiable world food traveler Anthony Bourdain talks about drugs, politics, former President Obama, and his near-death experiences
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Navy Admiral, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under GWB, warns of consequences of Bannon serving on the National Security Council
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Mon February 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"They told me if Donald Trump were elected, voices of dissent would be shut down by fascist mobs. And they were right"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Google Home TV Ad cause Google Home devices to go nuts. Good one, Google
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, we're going to need a bit more time to craft an acceptable alternative to Obamacare. Like, say until after the 2018 midterms. Wouldn't want to mess up any of our re-election chances, now would we?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
CEO divorces from Tiffany
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Sun February 05, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The degenerate gamblers are expecting the Pugs to take it all, but the Dachshunds are looking unusually strong as Team Ruff faces off against Team Fluff in the only game that matters today, Puppy Bowl XIII, 3 PM ET on Animal Planet
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(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT biotech spinoff perfects process to make bacteria produce artificial sweetener. Behold the power of the free market
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, where Americans of all stripes gather together to stuff their faces, welcome to the first Snack Food Sunday thread. This week: last minute party snacks
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
On the list of places it's never a good idea to break into, police stations are pretty near the top
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration doesn't want poor people to have inexpensive access to the internet
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NFL announces this year's Hall of Fame inductees. List fails because it excluded that one guy from your team
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May faces Tory revolt over the Brexit nonsense
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine a plant that cuts cholesterol, reduces exposure to toxins, can ease joint inflammation, proves more durable than concrete, and can provide the economy with much-needed jobs for farmers and manufacturers. Cool. So why is it illegal to grow?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The largest jigsaw puzzle in the world comes in a 42 pound box with its own trolley. Completed, the 32,000 pieces measure 17 x 6 feet. Bonus: it's a collection of Keith Haring images
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
The biggest economic disruption robots will cause will happen once they learn to sew your clothes; "Since the 1980s, hundreds of millions of dollars have been spent trying to automate garment sewing, with no success until now"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut employee and company president trade places: She gets Super Bowl tickets, he does her job for the day
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(Some Other Burger Clown)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box introduces Triple Bacon Buttery Jack, made with bacon, bacon mayo, bacon butter & dammit why won't you die already?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Small towns all over the world are passing resolutions stating Donald Trump is not welcome, to the amusement of residents of those places: "Why would Trump visit Gateshead? The only excitement here is the traffic lights changing on the High Street"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American men will have less chances to roll around half naked with sweaty Persian men thanks to Trump
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(axios.com)
 
 
 
Trump to Uber CEO Travis Kalanick for bailing on the presidential tech panel: "If you want to cut off your access to the White House, fark you"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You have to give credit where credit is due: Trump has certainly gotten people re-engaged in the civic process again. Senate Switchboard has been receiving an average of 1.5 MILLION calls a day from angry constituents in the last two weeks
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Blaming Trump for the failed raid in Yemen is inappropriate and counterproductive. America cannot punish its elected officials for taking risks necessary to pursue our interests." (*offer not valid in all 50 states, or Benghazi)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man opens dental practice after watching a few YouTube videos. Fark: And performs some successful procedures before getting caught
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Little Caesars notices that Australians eat $3.7 billion worth of pizza each year, and now hopes to take a big slice of the pie
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Mightier than that halberd you've had your eye on, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing and enjoying (hopefully) this week? This week Pit People (Early Access) rolls out on Steam. Tell us your gaming tales within adventurer
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Old-time New Englanders wonder if candlepin bowling is dying. Only one alley survives in Worcester, and the top bowlers are no longer TV celebrities
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii House minority leader announces intent to leave Republican Party after being ousted for attending women's march. Thanks Trump
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Licking County, Ohio government shut down by ransomware. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The good news: Uber just came up with a streamlined new process. The bad news: It's to help people quit Uber. Honest-to-God item on Uber's roadmap: Engineer our own demise
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yoelkis Cespedes' defense in the Caribbean Series ought to make his brother Yoenis proud. Apparently, all Cespedeses are good at baseball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots generously volunteer to provide shirts to underprivileged children from third world places such as South Africa, the Iraq, and Asian countries for all of eternity
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to pull UC Berkeley's funding because they successfully stopped hate speech
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
2020 Tokyo Olympics mascots have some familiar faces
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
How to revoke an executive order. Difficulty: Success rate rare if not impossible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evil liberal left-wing CNN churns out unfair FAKE NEWS front page hit piece on Trump's Supreme Court reality show selection process and... oh, what's that? They loved it and him and want to see more? Has Not Sure arrived to save us yet?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job and sets up her own business catching wild alligators - saying they're not scary just 'misunderstood.' Come back next year when 'Stumpy' updates us on her experiences
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gap introduces an app that replicates the dressing room experience of trying on clothes. Does this iPhone make my butt look big?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart's resident troll Milo announces his "Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant" offering college tuition grants to provide college funding assistance to white males
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Red Bull F1 to Mercedes: Hey schnockerfaces, we've found another double diffusor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a look at everybody's favorite prison food: Nutraloaf: "It's not something you swallow easily. Basically, it's baked slop with surprise pineapple pieces"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Just in case you needed a mathematical proof that being a good parent produces positive results
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Owner of Peanuts Worldwide LLC faces excessive debt, will put Charles Schulz's iconic characters up for auction to Chinese and other investor groups. Rats
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Trump introduces new H1B bill increasing min salary to $130K effectively pricing out Mutu, Suresh and Ram and replacing them with real American .NET, PHP, Java talents Bubba Smith, Bobby Ray and Jethro
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump drops plan to negotiate drug prices after meeting with Big Pharma lobbyists
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
No, hackers didn't lock hotel guests inside their hotel rooms with ransomware, but do look forward to that plot point coming soon to a police drama tv series near you
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party strikes again
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday when WH sources claimed that Capitol Hill Staffers wrote Trump's executive Order on immigration? Staffers claim they never saw the damn thing let alone worked on it. Popcorn and lawnchairs available to the right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite Russia beginning to recover from economic recession, poverty rate is still soaring and only 10 of 85 regions are financially stable (long, but very interesting article)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU didn't ask for the divorce from the UK; it really wants to work things out and believes it can keep the union strong and even give some concessions. But if not, as the aggrieved party, the EU will ask for a £500 billion divorce settlement
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DeVry University now has over 2 million reasons to be more honest about the success of their graduates
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Stranger Things child actor Gaten Matarazzo claims Winona Ryder made those faces "because she couldn't hear what David was saying"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lutheran Church of Norway embraces same sex marriage. Baptist church of Norway insists that this is the slippery slope to man-lutefisk weddings
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but Trump's nominee for U.S. treasury secretary has been accused of being untruthful with the Senate during the confirmation process #alternativefacts
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple H attack Seth Rollins during his face-to-face dressing down by Stephanie? Will Sheamus and Cesaro get an immediate rematch against the Good Brothers? How will Neville celebrate his coronation? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Psychologist says talking to yourself is completely normal. The voices in subby's head disagree
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists identify 540 million year old creature with huge mouth and no anus, hypothesize that it could be our earliest ancestor, or our 45th president
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Foreign audiences love xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, unlike US audiences
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earth's magnetic poles are set to swap places - and we're totally unprepared
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Love, not hate, is what makes America great--raising hell in the streets is optional. Crowds lift their voices all across the country, wait for diminishing presidential tweet in return
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials now believe that the leaked audio from the Obamacare repeal session at the GOP retreat came from an unidentified woman who showed up at the retreat, claimed to be the wife of a Congressman, and was given an all-access pass without question
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And a question that has stalked man through the generations: How many slices of cheese go into a properly made grilled cheese sandwich?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered just what the differences are between a V6 and a straight-six engine, today is your lucky day
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Good news: Kyocera unveils new phone that can be washed in soap and water. Bad news: It's a Kyocera
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
CalArts professor breaks down Disney Princess problems in new 'Animated Women' class: "If they were life-size, they would not have space in their bodies for reproductive organs"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Welcome to the official start of the 2017 motorsports season. Jeff Gordon, half of the Indycar drivers, as well as the WEC regulars are all competing in one of the great races. This is the 24 Hours of Daytona discussion thread at 2pm ET on Fox
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
DC's metro system announces ridership numbers for today, when the annual "March for Life" is going on downtown, were 40k higher than during the inauguration last Friday.. Trump to tweet his support for mandatory abortions for all women later today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo pounces on fake news story about official photos being photoshopped to give the current president bigger hands. It's nice to know that WaPo is there to aggressively debunk such stories when absolutely nothing is at stake
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm relaxed about my toddler's excessive screen time." Well, should we worry about this?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration announces plan to fast-track Christian refugees entering the United States. Mysteriously, number of Christians fleeing persecution in the middle east increases 5000% overnight
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a long and storied history of professional cyclists getting lost in the middle of races
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Trump marshals his forces to build that wall, One Percenters still have time to enjoy all the luxury destinations Mexico has to offer, such as Los Cabos, Puebla, Costalegre, Tulum, and Tequila (accessible via the Tequilacopter). TEQUILA
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In today's lesson that bad things do not have uniformly bad consequences: Trump's election may have killed slacktivism for good
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Doomsday clock advances. Iron Maiden seen warming up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The quality of British TV is about to skyrocket as Sky users lose access to TLC. 'We... have found the price expectations for the Discovery portfolio to be completely unrealistic.'
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Dan Rather announces a new news group to counter fake news and alternative facts Called "News and Guts" Real journalism, deep-digging reporting without fear or favor, is as important now, if not more so, than any time I can remember
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are the best ways to find out which local offices/positions you can run/apply for? From school boards, commissions, city governments. After what I've seen happening, I want to be more involved and help bring about change
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Wed January 25, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attention seafood fans: Don't look now, but you're ingesting up to 11,000 tiny pieces of plastic a year
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(AP)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Carl Edwards may have retired to run for Senate in 2018. Doesn't he know that his history of repeatedly turning left will almost surely destroy any chances he has of winning?
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(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Japan suddenly has a trade surplus after increased demand for its sex toy vending machines. Or lower oil prices. I'm sure it could be either one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Bakers: what do you add to your plain roll and bread recipes for better taste. Subby is talking flours and spices not cheeses or vegetables or marshmallows. Or does technique add more than, say, some specialty grain flour?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The reason Trump is so sure of voter fraud? He has it from the best sources that it occurs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Trump reinstates the Mexico City Policy, the Dutch government proposes international fund to give women in developing countries access to family planning education and services. Rare dutch trifecta in play
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump poised to sign executive order making it perfectly legal for him to 'disappear' people in CIA black-ops prisons, and do so without any oversight, due process, or international Red Cross monitoring. Be careful what you post here, comrades
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you left your pet Tarantula at a hotel in Puyallup on Jan. 17 Metro Animal Services would like to have a word with you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Trump announces plans to (inadvertently) kill the Voter ID laws in every state by disproving in-person voter fraud with "Unpresidented Bigly Huge Voter Fraud Investigation"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Toyota announces a recall of Tundra trucks. The rear step may break if anyone ever actually uses their truck for something other than driving around and hogging up lanes but if you need to move they are all "Oh no, sorry I'm out of town that day"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thomas E. Brady, Jr. Objective: A position focusing on utilizing resources. Education: University of Michigan. Experience: Intern, Merrill Lynch; assistant manager, U of M Golf Course. Hobbies: football
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(TSN)
 
Video
 
TSN takes a look back at one of hockeys greatest pieces of folklore, the small town it's attached to and the iconic song it inspired
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
OK, Fake News Filter. Here's your first test: "Planned Parenthood turns away pregnant women because they don't really offer prenatal services. It's just a front for the Abortionplex." Go
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Eastern Washington Republican disregards WSDOT study, introduces bill to let you drive 75 (guitar lick)
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
What happens when 10,000 women march on the Utah State Capitol on the opening day of the Legislature to petition their government for a redress of their grievances? The lawmakers run away
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
The only soy sauce brewery in the U.S. is located in Louisville, Kentucky. Not only is the manufacturing process incredibly complicated, but it's also incredibly satisfying
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
G'day. We here at the zoo would really appreciate it if everyone collected some funnel-web spiders for us. While it's true that their venom can kill a human inside of 15 minutes, we trust you'll take all necessary precautions. Thanks heaps, mate
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich suggests that 1/4 to 1/2 of the reporters at White House press conferences be replaced with non reporting herpa-derpers who can ask honest questions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think the United States has corrupt politicians, check out Romania and a bill that would pardon corrupt politicians and decriminalize other offences
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Takata now faces bankruptcy after inflated losses from lawsuits continue to explode in their face
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Florida Booty trifecta on play as artist puts wax butts around Miami to expose everyday sexual harassment in public places (Pics of wax butts on link so probably Not safe for work)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump to impose "very major border tax." Or if you prefer the alternative spelling, "recession"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Chinese app that claims it can "beautify" any photo found to just be applying yellowface filters to all the faces
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
A new HIV antibody successfully neutralizes the virus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Women's March was very successful. So, now what?
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Sun January 22, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
DISASTER STRIKES: Sierra Nevada Brewing Company announces massive beer recall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So Team Trump didn't scrub all references to climate change, the Affordable Care Act, and disability rights from the White House website because of their Neanderthal ideology so much as their rank incompetence
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
After 50 years, famed British comedian and elderberry aspersion-caster John Cleese experiences something completely different
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Denmark proudly announces that the Great Microwave Popcorn Crisis of 2016 is now over. Enjoy the movie
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump dances the way I walked around the hospital after my hernia surgery"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA announces it will let the public decide where to point the Jupiter probe camera, quickly adding 'Uranus is not an option'
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Read the handwritten letters Bill Clinton and George W. Bush wrote to their successors, and before you do, guess which one has the 'serial killer slant'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ravens owner says NFL games need to have fewer commercials. League immediately places him in concussion protocol
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says "powerful forces in the media" are conspiring to destroy Trump
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Thu January 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
In proof that a Trump Administration is inspiring business and creating jobs, Pizza Hut announces plans to hire 11,000 workers. In related news, Pizza Hut announces plans to lay off 11,000 workers on February 6th
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The true measure of success of a government program is how much money is spent on it
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Oracle to buy Apiary, apparently to cover your data in bees
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Armed Forces preparing to remove President if he refuses to step down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley CEO hates unicorns so much, he banned the word from his offices entirely. Rarity, Vinyl Scratch, and Twilight Sparkle already planning a protest outside the company's offices next week
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watch Steven Mnuchin defend his massive record of forced foreclosures from his time at OneWest Bank. Because who better for Treasury Secretary than a man who evicted people from homes due to a recession?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Attractive and successful African-American not invited to inauguration because he's not "typically and traditionally American"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
ISIS was building this fighter jet in a garage in Mosul when Iraqi forces overran it: "If it had been operational, ISIS would have been only the second terrorist group in history to have had air attack capabilities" (pics)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seven times when women were fired for their reproductive choices. Your move, Tom Price
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Wed January 18, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Denver starts work on becoming the first city in the nation to allow the use of pot in public places
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"NJ Transit bus carrying 25 people struck by bullets in Jersey City." Good thinking there, using a bus instead of 13+ ambulances
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker and potential professional Lord Voldemort Impersonator Tony Tinderholt introduces legislation that would make performing OR getting an abortion in TX, a felony-so bonus, women who have abortions would also lose their right to vote
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Before Nikki Haley's possible successor is sworn in, he has to take care of a few things; such as refunding excess campaign contributions and paying off his state ethics fines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic party urban cosmopolitan safe spaces have been the party's undoing. Here comes the very detailed research, including cool charts
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The restaurant recession turned even more damaging in December with the weakest sales in five years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman holds a meeting so "local people affected by ObamaCare" can "share their experiences with rising costs and loss of coverage and choice,". Texas Congressman didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Republican introduces bill that would allow women who received an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the operation if the woman feels emotional distress afterward
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How much do real events shape your work? Do you ever directly use reality in your fiction? Planning a dystopian "1984"-esque novel about sentient hairpieces ruling the world? THIS is your Fark Writers' Thread "god help us all" edition
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
US Army successfully flies its hoverbike prototype
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Tue January 17, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fired IT guy wants $200,000 to help former employer access a Google account he may have changed the administrative password on. John Podesta unavailable for comment
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin says those circulating 'fake' claims about Trump are 'worse than prostitutes' (prices)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A discussion of why Detroit's auto show needs to be in January, when Detroit is a frozen post-apocalyptic wasteland, instead of May, when there are flowers sprouting in the less-polluted vacant lots
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Intelligence services say the Russian Navy is engaged in its highest level of activity in 25 years for some reason
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"The BBC is investigating whether the Sherlock finale was deliberately leaked from the offices of a Russian state broadcaster"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The seven faces of Trump. All punchable
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any scuba divers here? Enrolled me and the SO in certification classes. Share your experiences and give advice to a new diver
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Teen uses machete to circumcise himself and "injures himself in the process." Well, that probably goes without saying
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Polish govt welcome U.S. troops. It marks a new historic moment - the first time Western forces are being deployed on a continuous basis to NATO's eastern flank. The move has infuriated Moscow. How will Donnie react?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff cornered the market for hot cocoa mix at his prison, buying all the packets and reselling at higher prices to other prisoners. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. places a bumblebee on the endangered species list for the first time. Which is really going to hurt gun sales, resorts and equipment retailers during the traditional bumblebee hunting season
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Fri January 13, 2017
(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justice department says Chicago PD is racist, practices unconstitutional policing. Well duh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why do our recorded voices sound so weird to us? Here comes the psychoacoustics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when they dressed up Andre the Giant as the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride? This is kind of like that, but in Pakistan
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese media warns of war after successful testimony from Tillerson. Successful, if you don't care in the least for humanity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most annoying business buzzword of 2017 has just been coined. See if you can spot it: "Successful financial services firms need a phygital strategy that seamlessly integrates technology, branch networks and staff"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Damien from the film The Omen faces jail time after punching two cyclists. Claims he thought the road was "all for him"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump aide Monica Crowley has plagiarized from so many sources that this headline will probably appear in her next book
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US Inspector General announces a formal investigation into James Comey and other FBI officials' actions surrounding the 2016 election. Cue the "You don't say" pics
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Turns out letting Medicare negotiate drug prices might not help with healthcare costs, and not just because Trump proposed it
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(Time)
 
 
 
Not content with just poking the Panda, Rex Tillerson decides to steal its food and poop in its cage; Says China should be blocked from accessing the very islands it's preparing to go to war over
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While we laugh every time Best Korea attacks the sea, our anti-missile defenses actually get tested less often and have about the same success rate
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Portland buried under foot of snow, causing mass chaos as highways, offices, craft breweries and ironic old-timey barbershops shut down
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports radio legend Mike Francesa brings George Karl onto show, reminisces about how Michael Jordan ruined Karl's team in Game 6 of that Finals by pushing off on Bryon Russell and draining that jumper
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you write about things close to home or far away? Do you ever write about places you've never been? Wherever you are, you are here. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
7-Eleven announces breakfast pizza, meant to accompany your morning coffee or Big Gulp. $1.29 per slice, or a whole $5.55 breakfast pizza to share with your coworkers
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Android Central)
 
 
 
The dumbest stuff found at CES 2017. Come for the Tinder VR, stay for the vibrating jeans
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(T3)
 
 
 
The perfect accessory for the new GoPro you got for Christmas? A 2017 Jaguar F-Type
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The greatest president of the millennium gives his farewell speech in Chicago. He turned the country around after 8 years of recession and war. It's your Official President Barack Obama Farewell Address Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on all networks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone stole that three-screen Razer laptop prototype from CES. $25,000 Reward, or two Razer laptops when they come out
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even North Carolinians are starting to question some of their recent political choices
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Subby's only racing cousin announces retirement. So long CORAAALLL
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Full costs of Brexit becoming clear in UK as prices of pantry staples like Oxo, Bisto and Mr Kipling soar. Foods that a normal person would eat in the course of a meal unaffected
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out what food to plant on Mars once the astronauts all get sick of only eating potatoes grown in their own feces
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Apple is the new Nintendo: Both sit on mounds of cash from previous successes, but somehow lost control of the industry they once led by the nose
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton mixes up "figures" and "fences," probably said another f-word all night long afterward
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 2007, Steve Jobs unveils the iPhone, immediately announces release dates for iPhone2, iPhone 3, iPhone4
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
You can now buy a robot fishing buddy who won't drink all your beer, unlike a baptist
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So if sunlight is composed of the full spectrum of colors and prisms are naturally produced by differences between the speed of light in a vacuum and its speed in a medium like an atmosphere, why aren't we living in a giant rainbow, man? *BONG RIP*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Victory faces defeat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea announces it can attack the Pacific at any time
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Man knits sweaters of famous places, then takes pictures of himself wearing them in front of those places. Yes, ladies, he's available
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first trailer for The Handmaid's Tale, Hulu's adaptation of the Margaret Atwood classic, stars Elisabeth Moss as a woman living under the totalitarian regime of the end result of having Tom Price in charge of Health and Human Services
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts fans, fed up with missing playoffs in two straight years, leave a concise 3-word sign outside the team's offices. Can you hear us now?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you think Emerald City is dark, you should have seen the 1985 movie Return To Oz where Dorothy faces electroshock therapy in a Victorian asylum
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Sat January 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics announces their next huge event that will change everything for six months until it's retconned
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The numbers are in and online sales hit a record $91 billion over the holidays. Increase is credited to convenience, lower prices, not risking being assaulted at a brick and mortar store on Black Friday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In another shocking turn of events, the U.S. Ethics Office is struggling to gain access to Trump's transition team
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Five internet of things devices that really shouldn't exist: 1. Rectal thermometers
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(Eater)
 
 
 
After 18 months of offering wine and beer in the evening, Starbucks announces 'last call'
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
When engaging with your neighbor over his method of excessive snowfall disposal, shooting his tires out is always an acceptable plan of action
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the last thing you purchased? What will most likely be the next thing you buy?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Furious biker forces a man to take off his bike gang leather jacket with club patches on it because he wasn't a member of a gang and 'didn't earn it.' Fark: it was a Sons Of Anarchy jacket
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The saddest booth at CES 2017
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary mulling over run for mayor of NYC, according to sources totally not named Hillary
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Fri January 06, 2017
(T3)
 
 
 
Here are the key themes of CES 2017, although like every other year it's basically 'bring money' and 'shiny shiny'
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Have an idea how to make your internet devices more secure? The FTC will give you $25,000
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking at CES in Vegas, Part 2
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan announces that there is a "Y'all women can go f*ck yourselves" provision in the Obamacare repeal
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to chipped windshields and broken tail lights, Corning unveils Gorilla Glass for cars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Leicester City weren't sure if Nigerian midfielder would sign with them, but Ndidi did
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices in 2017 predicted to hit 3-year high. Apparently oil company executives are getting tired of going 36 months without being able to buy any new European vacation homes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof: Your honor, I object. The crying by the family members of the people I murdered is excessive and will prejudice the jury against me
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's Trump security briefing will probably be frighteningly close to this: "How about an 'SNL' sketch where someone compliments Ivanka very sexily while wearing a Trump hat, but they slip in little pieces of important intelligence?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
American Special Forces are now deployed to 138 countries in the world, although you're only officially allowed to know about 129 of them
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
With increasing usage of "emoji," "umami," and "KonMari" in vocabulary of everyday life, Japan is broadening its influence on the English language beyond simple objects, people, and practices. Arigato
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Did Russia tamper? Did Trump know? What's the deal with airline food? THIS is your Senate Armed Services Hearing on Russian Spying thread
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Alexa, will my Ford start this morning?' 'HAHAHAHAHAHA NO'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on the news Saudi Arabia is mulling supply cuts
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump announces his plan to gut the CIA, which he says is overfunded, overstaffed, and too political, which of course has nothing to do with the fact they know he's a Russian puppet and the CIA is good at dealing with the Russians
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ranking the NFL head coaching jobs available. Warning: Boston bias places Buffalo below working for Jed York and the 49ers
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Wed January 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully engineer human stomach tissue in lab, but say they need time to digest their findings
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Long Island Railroad train derails in Brooklyn, injuring 103 people. Officials call it a moderately successful morning commute
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler introduces cars with Android infotainment system, which should come in handy when killing time waiting for the tow truck to arrive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yesterday's abrupt reversal of Monday's surprise action by Congressional Republicans to gut the ethics process reveals Paul Ryan is carrying on an important tradition of John Boehner's speakership: being really bad at his job
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
CBS signs deal to provide even less reason to sign up for CBS All Access
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Behold, China's Tesla killer. Tesla will be lucky to make it to the end of CES
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the financial crisis they caused, Wall Street took advantage of plummeting home prices and snapped them up converted them to rentals and became America's landlord-a role they fill with all the compassion and humanity that you've come to expect
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Felicia Day announces a surprise spinoff to "The Guild"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkey faces a tourist exodus due to recent terror attacks, as all three people cut their vacations short
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So your surveillance software recognises faces? How about we give it thousands of faces printed on my clothes and see how it copes. Bonus : Actually looks pretty good
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Fire now included with 4K TVs. Samsung not involved
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bill Clinton decide to attend Donald Trump's inauguration "out of a sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process", preference to be insulted directly instead via Twitter
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Industry desperately seeking new resources in Alaska after hitting peak output of: A: Oil. B: Gold, or C: Reality TV
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That smooth presidential transition Obama promised will be more like Obama setting up a secret shadow government in DC to capitalize on all the political IEDs he has left behind for his successor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm in an easy job with good benefits but I'm bored. Had an active job, then went to grad school and am currently teaching. Framed houses before the recession, currently into furniture and cabinetry now- is it worth the jump?
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
And the most ferocious insect on Earth title goes to the tiger beetle who hunts down its prey and tears it to pieces with its massive jaws
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Police in New Jersey seek overweight, excessively hairy, naked man. That narrows it down
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"To suggest that Dick Clark Productions would ever intentionally compromise the success of any artist is defamatory," even if that artist is a bloated has-been like Mariah Carey
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After she "safely fired a round in the air in an attempt to scare the robbers who were in the process of getting in their vehicle," Georgia Waffle House waitress is now "actively seeking work"
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft no longer selling Windows Phone-based devices in its stores, not expected to impact sales numbers
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Mark your 2017 calendars now - NASA announces that the first total solar eclipse in 38 years will sweep across the U.S. on Aug. 21. The sun is there ... for a while
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Sat December 31, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
We've all seen the 'faces of meth' before and after pics. How about some 'when I was on drugs' and 'now I'm not' pics?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 122 quarterback takedowns, Indianapolis Colts Pro Bowl linebacker Robert Mathis announces his retirement. NFL players respond with a sack full of tribute letters
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes, 2016 was a pretty crappy year. But let's not forget the 13 awesome things that happened, including advances in clean energy, the eradication of measles in North America, and the international agreement that ended the illegal trade of pangolins
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New app allows friends to pay their debts to you over time. Which isn't really necessary since most friendships end the minute one loans any money to the other
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Fri December 30, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
China announces they won't deliberately run elephants to extinction. No word on hundreds of other species
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tim Cook calls AirPods a 'runaway success' and by runaway he means lost and needs replacement
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter announces 360 degree live video streaming. Which means when Trump declares nuclear war we will be able to see him and the mushroom cloud at the same time
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here is Jim Bakker saying the FORCES OF HELL oppose Donald Trump because he stands for righteousness. Man, won't Bakker feel silly when he realizes Trump is actually a tool of Satan
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Thu December 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why San Diego will go to the playoffs in 2017. No longer needing to sabotage the team after successfully moving to LA not mentioned
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the best things about planes is catching up on movies. Qantas reveals its most-watched flicks of 2016, and there are a few surprising choices. Apparently there's no accounting for taste
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A peek behind the curtain of the college application vetting process. Prepare to have your illusions shattered. Or not
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British judges slam plan to allow people to plead guilty to minor crimes online because it will put them out of a job: "Designed to save cash, it covers crimes with no victim - like fare-dodging, some traffic offences and fishing without a licence"
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(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
University of Florida student faces possible expulsion after run in with the law, transfer to Hogwarts
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
We know, classical music is boring, but here's a performance of one of the most difficult piano pieces ever written, and it's being called "jaw-dropping"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
GNC Closing all stores today to revamp pricing. Will possibly reopen tomorrow as the 'New GNC' with prices that aren't double everywhere else
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France winner and 8-time Olympic medalist Bradley Wiggins announces his retirement from all forms of cycling, including taking out the recycling at home
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hawaiian restaurant faces backlash for banning Nazis because 2016 America is pretty much 1933 Germany
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Uber driver taking you from Philadelphia to New York is feeling a little tired, and you agree to switch places to let him catch some shut-eye. This frees you to C) drive 90mph while fleeing state police until crashing the car, cackling maniacally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toshiba faces record losses
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Time's Square famously drops its ball on New Year's Eve. Other places drop other things, around here we drop an acorn. What weird thing gets dropped in your neck of the woods?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You think that your worst day at work ever can't be topped? Think again: Steel bar pierces workman's scrotum
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Soylent introduces new flavors, which vary from person to person
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many times can you play the Blues Brothers version of Rawhide on repeat before someone notices and says something? I've managed five full plays with no comment yet. Link goes to video clip of said song
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Actual adjectives used by Barclays employees to describe Barclays' lending practices: Craptacular, shiat, garbage, and bearing "the distinct aroma of default"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you earn a decent wage but still have no idea where all your money goes? Here's how to handle your finances like an adult in 2017
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is there a better way to explain the differences between AWD, FWD, and RWD than using vintage rally cars? Probably, but who cares?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Rand Paul Airs His Grievances." I hope this makes for a more festive US
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Sun December 25, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Grinch gets into the Christmas spirit by banning it in North Korea, forces the masses to celebrate his favorite gran's birthday instead
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1941, Bing Crosby introduces the world to a brand new Irving Berlin song, prompting future sales of a mere 100 million copies
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(Japan Times)