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Headlines matching 'Centers for Disease Control'
Thu March 18, 2010
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(UPI) Obvious Health officials reveal that most brain injuries are the result of falls, accidents, reruns of "Two and a Half Men"  (upi.com) (50)

Thu March 11, 2010
(AOL News) Interesting Your Shopper loyalty card: a great way to get discounts, special offers, and warnings from the CDC that the food you just bought could make you vomit blood from your eyeballs  T-Shirt  (aolnews.com) (77)

Wed March 10, 2010
(Reuters) Scary Think about your six closest friends. Now try to guess which one has herpes  (reuters.com) (202)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Google) Sad New study indicates approximately 1 in 4 adults now suffers from some form of intellectual disability  (google.com) (241)
(The New York Times) Scary There are now bacteria so powerful, the only antibiotics strong enough to kill them (maybe) will also shut down your kidneys. Thanks a lot, Purell  (nytimes.com) (278)

Wed February 24, 2010
(The Consumerist) Sick Yet another reason to avoid taking a cruise: over 450 crew members and passengers came down with very...unpleasant symptoms  (consumerist.com) (103)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Yahoo) Sick Swine flu made 57 million Americans ill, and 243 million sick of hearing about it  (news.yahoo.com) (151)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Boston Globe) Interesting Almost half of Americans believe global swine flu epidemic is over. In other news, almost half of Americans believe there was a global swine flu epidemic  (boston.com) (115)
(Washington Post) Obvious Taking your eggs "sunny side up" probably won't kill you or make you so sick you'll wish you were dead  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (158)
(Reuters) Sad 45,000. That's the number of lives taken by no health care-coverage  (reuters.com) (167)

Thu January 21, 2010
(MSNBC) Asinine MSNBC tech gurus: don't buy an external hard drive--they're COMPLETELY obsolete for 2010. After all, there are online data storage alternatives that barely exist now and cost much much more  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com) (225)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Townhall) Interesting The reason you're alive to read this instead of chasing rats for food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland is that the swine flu epidemic never quite happened in the US  (townhall.com) (102)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Yahoo) Cool U.S. obesity rate is holding steady...so, Leon's not getting larger  (news.yahoo.com) (92)

Sat January 09, 2010
(Some Guy) Asinine DC cops can arrest women for carrying more than two condoms. Like your mom  (lafiga.firedoglake.com) (133)

Fri January 08, 2010
(CNN) Obvious CDC warns that H1N1 is still causing hospitalizations and death. EVERYBODY PANIC AGAIN  (cnn.com) (112)

Sat January 02, 2010
(CBS News) Followup The Great Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009 which killed millions worldwide and plunged the world into chaos... yeah, it's pretty much a bust  (cbsnews.com) (155)

Fri January 01, 2010
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Norway solves MRSA problem- by stopping rampant overuse of antibiotics. But you of course should be sure your snowflake takes his antibiotics for that little scratch on his knee  (physorg.com) (102)

Wed December 30, 2009
(The New York Times) Weird Old: Unprotected sex might result in pregnancy, diseases. New: Participating in drum circles may give you anthrax  (nytimes.com) (64)

Tue December 29, 2009
(MSNBC) Scary Good: Antibiotics in animal feed create healthier livestock. Bad: Also creates drug-resistent virulent germs. Fark: Dateline - Frankenstein, Missouri  (msnbc.msn.com) (51)

Mon December 21, 2009
(Some Guy) Scary Autism rates jump 60 percent in 4 years. Help us, Jenny McCarthy, you're our only hope  (allheadlinenews.com) (351)

Fri December 18, 2009
(MSNBC) Interesting Study finds 1 in 110 children has autism study finds  (msnbc.msn.com) (204)
(Time) Interesting Hurricanes, crime, and poverty notwithstanding, Louisiana is the happiest state in the nation  (time.com) (126)

Wed December 16, 2009
(USA Today) Scary Lunchlady Doris is in hot water  (usatoday.com) (140)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Yahoo) Florida Legionnaire's invade hotel in Florida, killing 1 and injuring two others  (news.yahoo.com) (77)

Fri December 11, 2009
(MSNBC) Obvious This just in: Holiday treats will make your fat kid fatter  (msnbc.msn.com) (34)

Wed December 09, 2009
(PhysOrg.com) Stupid It's the time of year when psychologists analyze fictional characters. in this installment, we discover that the Grinch suffered from depression and that some PhDs have too much time on their hands  (physorg.com) (43)

Tue December 08, 2009
(MSNBC) Interesting Autism seen as asset, not liability, in some jobs and getting greenlit submissions on Fark  (msnbc.msn.com) (245)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Chicago Tribune) Sick Sure, your job sucks, but at least you don't have to worry about neurological problems due to exposure to a "mist of pig brain tissue."  (chicagotribune.com) (85)
(Labspaces.net) Spiffy Good news to everyone reading this -- too much physical activity may lead to arthritis in old age. So settle into that dent in the couch, because it's good for you  (labspaces.net) (22)

Mon November 30, 2009
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Two Illinois cities have been planning for a pandemic like swine flu for years, and their efficiency is so great that they're offering drive-through H1N1 vaccines  (chicagotribune.com) (58)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Some Guy) Asinine The city of Las Vegas has 50,000 doses of H1N1 vaccine going to waste because they refuse to open up vaccinations to non-priority groups after priority groups have all been vaccinated  (lvrj.com) (133)

Wed November 25, 2009
(MSNBC) Obvious Obvious tag doesn't come even close: "Thanksgiving gatherings could spread swine flu"  (msnbc.msn.com) (64)
(Yahoo) Asinine Studies show that men who stifle their anger at work are more than twice as likely to die of a heart attack; those that don't are more than twice as likely to die of malnutrition and exposure from living in a cardboard box  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (297)

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