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Headlines matching 'Centers for Disease Control'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Some Guy) Sick If you ever wanted the pleasure of having the measles AND you were at the Super Bowl village last Friday, I have some good news for you  (fox59.com) (58)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely In a study that was in no way influenced by Big Snack, potato chips have been found to be lower in sodium than sammich bread  (medicalxpress.com) (114)


Wed February 01, 2012
(UPI) Scary If you've stayed at Las Vegas's Luxor hotel recently, congratulations, you've won a case of Legionnaire's Disease  (upi.com) (42)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Ironic Author of the "Don't say Gay" bill thrown out of a restaurant. "If you don't think the way certain people think, then they think you don't have a right to be served," he said, completely missing the irony  (buzzfeed.com) (215)


Fri January 27, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Unlikely Major southern university launches statewide obesity initiative to great fanfare, until residents realized they were against it. They can have my porkrinds when they peel them out of my greasy, chubby obese fingers  (wrcbtv.com) (35)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious $600,000 later, doctors discover the cause of mysterious Morgellons Disease: It's all in your mind. Still no cure for cancer  (abclocal.go.com) (71)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fox News) Fail CDC says one in three American adults lacks eating sense, mirrors, bathroom scale  (foxnews.com) (59)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Ohio.com) Unlikely Homeowners: After company started drilling for oil nearby, our water smelled like rotten eggs, contained concrete slurry and gas bubbles that could be ignited with match. State: Coincidence, because we make sure drilling is safe  (ohio.com) (239)


Tue January 17, 2012
(ABC) Cool With gun rights advocates getting concealed carry passed in most states, America has turned into one giant bloodbath. Ha, just kidding. Homicide drops off the list of top 15 causes of death  (abcnews.go.com) (325)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Dayton Daily News) Scary "So I figured, when's the next time I'm going to be in Dayton, Ohio?"  (daytondailynews.com) (102)


Thu January 12, 2012
(USA Today) Spiffy You always pay full price for the first. The second's just a little bit cheaper. But after that...hey, bargain city  (usatoday.com) (51)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Have four or more drinks 4 times a month? Congratulations, you're part of the epidemic of American binge drinkers that a new CDC study has just discovered. EVERYBODY *hic* PANIC  (foxnews.com) (286)


Fri December 23, 2011
(USA Today) Followup Anyone else tired of hearing about chronic fatigue syndrome?  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (105)


Fri December 16, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary All states which can confirm with 100% accuracy that there is no brain-eating bacteria in their tap water, please step forward. Not so fast, Louisiana  (rawstory.com) (105)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CBC) Sad Experts warn against eating raw cookie dough, will have houses burned down by Subby  (cbc.ca) (151)


Wed December 07, 2011
(New York Daily News) Interesting Had two or more sex partners in the last year? CDC: Keep your organs to yourself  (nydailynews.com) (60)


Wed November 30, 2011
(NPR) Spiffy Finally, a solution to what I think you'll agree is one of history's greatest atrocities: those annoying stickers on fruit that NEVER PEEL OFF IN ONE PIECE NO MATTER HOW CAREFULLY YOU TRY  (npr.org) (80)


Sat November 26, 2011
(USA Today) Scary The swine flu is baaaaaaaaaaack. EVERYBODY PANIC  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (89)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Ever wished you been born with a bigger brain? Had, say, two-thirds more neurons in your frontal lobe than the average human? Well, if you had been, you'd be autisitic  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Four Georgia senior citizens arrested for plotting to attack Americans with a bio-weapon, wearing unlicensed onions on their belts   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (120)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting CDC may push HPV vaccine for boys. This will clearly make whores of them  (gma.yahoo.com) (137)


Mon October 24, 2011
(USA Today) Followup The largest measles outbreak in over 15 years is the result of unvaccinated children and adults, most of whom are probably affiliated with quack chiropractors  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (259)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Asinine CDC estimates cost of excessive drinking at $2 per drink. Make mine a double  (palmbeachpost.com) (69)

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