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24 headlines found matching 'Cee'
Wed August 17, 2016
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For some, tequila makes their clothes fall off. For others it causes them to start a fight with their wife who then proceeds to "rip open husband's scrotum and attack him with umbrella"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
If Hillary has learned nothing else from Obama, it is clear she has mastered his "Please proceed" maneuver
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare moment, truth and Curt Schilling cross paths -- that Tim Tebow has no chance to succeed against baseball pros and will rob a legit minor league player a roster spot
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans want A-Rod, get A-Rod, proceed to boo A-Rod. Hello, goodbye, farewell
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Wed August 10, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Why did a hit squad take out the FBI agents after Dom spoke with Mr. Jung? Does Darlene's plan succeed? Can Mr. Robot save Elliot from Ray? Tonight it's Mr. Robot eps2.4_m4ster-s1ave.aes. 10PM on USA Network
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(Geekologie)
 
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Drunk Kentucky couple crash their Geo Tracker into power pole, then proceed to get stung by hundreds of bees. But the real story here is the eyewitness testimony given by local resident and possible Fark admin
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's criteria for tech success: "My husband runs a co-working office... go in on a Saturday, I can tell you which startups will succeed, without even knowing what they do. Being there on the weekend is a huge indicator of success"
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Tue August 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alleged vampire succeeds in bankrupting cancer founder
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump succeeds in delivering speech no one will want to plagiarize
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Brookhaven Post)
 
 
 
Police say they are "pretty confident this would exceed personal use"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Fake story about Muslims attacking bacon-serving Denny's waitress fails to fool anyone. Just kidding--Muslim-haters fall for it hook, line, and sinker, proceed to fill the comments section with venom and scorn for all of Islam
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Indiana man's fiancee kills herself and her mother after her past crimes of murder were about to be discovered. Indiana man really knew how to pick 'em
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fletcher Cox receives the highest guaranteed salary for a player that is not a quarterback in NFL history. Until, you know, it gets exceeded eight times by this time next year
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Uhh...tower we can't proceed to taxi to the gate, cat on tarmac refuses to grant us green light
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says Donald Trump knew attacking Hispanic judges was wrong. The busboy at his table listened halfheartedly to Carson, then proceeded to post the nutjob's rantings on Twitter
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Wed June 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA men's basketball manager Jerry Colangelo wants Mike Krzyzewski to succeed him because Duke sucks
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Thu June 02, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Photographer's camera lens somehow winds up on the ice at Stanley Cup final; players proceed to take some nice shots with it
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man props his topless wife's corpse on a dolly, then proceeds to walk around the streets of New York as if it were no big deal
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Sun May 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chilean man decides to commit suicide by stripping naked and jumping into a lion's den at a zoo. Two lions proceed to maul him, but zoo officials shoot and kill the lions before they can finish the job
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Burning your ex-fiancee's stuff in the driveway is a romantic way of expressing your closure on a failed relationship, but try to remember not to catch the neighbor's garage on fire when you do it, or the police might get involved
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines offers bug bounty -- 1,000,000 miles for verified security flaws -- then reports the miles to the IRS as income at $.02 per mile if you actually succeed
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again: "Emergency workers said the same car and the same woman crashed through the same crossing arm two weeks ago"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citizens you are drinking more than your suggested 14 weekly units of alcohol, please do not exceed 14 weekly units of alcohol
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's attorney says a restraining order requested by his ex-fiancee is a publicity stunt. Almost as much of a publicity stunt as becoming engaged to Charlie Sheen
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