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34 headlines found matching 'Cee'
Mon December 08, 2014
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So, if 2014 has proven anything, it's that liberal policies pass while conservative politicians succeed. This conundrum means that liberal groups are going balls to the wall in an initiative drive for 2016 that will make states more socialist
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher trolls Redskins during opening coin toss by sending out the six guys Rams got for RGIII. Bonus: Washington creates a Vine of the proceedings
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(165)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man jumps over an enclosure to feed the lions, nearly succeeds
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(34)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
News reporter's coworker biffs it during report, proceeds to make like a tree and get out of there
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(20)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Arizona school board member succeeds in getting schools to cut out pages from a high school biology book, citing her religious rights to not allow other people to learn about human reproduction
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Divorcee receives only 40% of net worth in settlement, will have to scrape by with a mere $530,000,000
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(42)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
It's your annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thread, this year with far more intrigue than the usual "will a balloon will get away" as we wait to see if protesters succeed in disrupting this American holiday tradition. 9 am ET on CBS, NBC
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Sat November 22, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one: The Navy's newest aircraft carrier is likely to exceed its $12.9 billion price tag
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(167)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You're Pope Francis. People around the world give you gifts you find extravagant and completely unnecessary. What do you do with them? You hold a giant raffle and donate all of the proceeds to charity because you're the boss
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
DMV demands men change their names back after they change them in a different state. If only there were a clause in the Constitution detailing how states should deal with the public acts, records, and judicial proceedings of every other state
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Tue November 11, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former UNC football player to sue University for failing to "legitimately educate football players in exchange for their participation in athletics." Will begin proceedings as soon as he learns to spell 'lawyer'
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Sat November 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Obama decides on his choice for the next Attorney General. Great to see someone like a coal miner's daughter succeed so well
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(59)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
The maker of Super Pretzels and ICEEs has reached a deal with Nabisco to make Oreo Churros. Are Triscuit funnel cakes far behind?
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(22)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Digital subscriptions are now exceeding cable bills. "Consumers don't mind paying as long as they're paying for what they want to get"
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(28)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Yes, this is Verizon calling. You've exceeded your data plan this month. Can we charge that $3200 to your credit card?"
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Fri October 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman receives "dead" heart transplant, declares at press conference that she feels nearly two decades younger, proceeds to crack open reporter's skull and feast on the warm goo inside
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(15)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the internet sleeps (w/ exceedingly cool info-graphic)
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(13)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in killing your wife by running her over with your SUV, try, try again. And again. And again, if need be
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Fri October 10, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man uses tractor to pin another driver to the back of his truck then proceeds to punch the driver several times in the face. Vince McMahon takes notes
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(15)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"She was using some vulgar terms, so I kind of leaned out the window and said, 'You can't do that'. She proceeded to drive forward; that's when she hit me the first time, laughing hysterically,"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: Ole Miss fans celebrate upset of No. 3 Alabama by taking down goal posts. News: They proceed to take the goal posts on a tour of town, one ends up in someone's apartment. Fark: The AD is okay with this as long as they save him a piece
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(20)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man pans for gold for 18 months to make fiancee's wedding ring, hopes that he's the only gold digger in the family
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(32)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Teacher is a hit with sign language covers of pop songs. No word on whether she plans to cover Cee Lo Green's "Fark You" or how difficult that would be to sign
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(12)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"I don't think the President's plan has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding" says some armchair quarterback who until recently was the Commandant of the Marine Corps
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Kansas lawyer incompetently tries to convince Kansas Supreme Court that he is incompetent, succeeds anyway
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish voters failed to pass the independence referendum because the BBC refused to tell everyone how unicorns and fairies and leprechauns will all return to Scotland if the vote had succeeded
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(68)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How the Map of Europe would look if all those wanting to secede succeeded
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
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For some reason supermodel Cheryl Tiegs dropped into the broadcast booth during a Tigers/Twins game, where she proceeded to embarrass herself with incoherent rambling. I want to kiss you
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(37)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Let's go camping...in spaaaaaceee
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mark Sanford (R-SCumbag) tells his fiancee to take a hike
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(162)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
US Navy to Cee-Lo Green: "F*ck you"
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton and Rudy Giuliani succeeded in large part because they were curious about other people different from themselves. Barack Obama prefers to look in the mirror
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Sat August 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green pleads no contest to slipping ecstasy to woman he met at Los Angeles sushi restaurant. Well ain't that some shiat
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Tue August 26, 2014
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Man digs for months to free 6,000 pound boulder, succeeds
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