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56 headlines found matching 'Capt'
Thu February 16, 2017
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The News International)
 
 
 
Caption this photo of Ivanka Trump and Justin Trudeau
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Caption this pic of Donald Trump saying something to Justin Trudeau today
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Sat February 11, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Captain's log, stardate 47634.44. My orders are to investigate this website's peculiar fascination with a strange phenomenon known as 'Caturday'
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A Danish astronaut has captured the best-ever images of rare blue flashes
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alastair Cook steps down from England captaincy. Here's an example of a guy leaving a position on top of his game
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Sun February 05, 2017
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Captain's log: Final entry
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
So those videos Centcom showed off yesterday of all the "valuable intelligence" they supposedly captured in that disastrous raid in Yemen that got a Navy SEAL killed? Yeah, they just copped to the fact those are really videos that have been online since 2007
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Thu February 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption Tiger Woods
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Wed February 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanted: One new guided-missile cruiser captain, as the current job holder is going to get his ass fired shortly
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Livewire has escaped incarceration and Kara's attempt to recapture her is derailed by the patriarchy. Meanwhile, Ms. Martian returns but is immediately shoved into a refrigerator. (CW 8ET)
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to scientists, female orgasms may be a tool created by nature to capture the sperm of men with "good genes" ... like scientists, they hope
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
For some reason, AI ethics experts think bribes and regulatory capture will make driverless cars safer
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Thu January 26, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
San Jose city councilman is sworn in while holding his Captain America shield because "I do hope to aspire to those ideals of fair play, equal justice and democracy during my term,"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CAPTURED: Istanbul, not Constantinople nightclub shooter apprehended in Istanbul, not Constantinople suburb
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers captured a Japanese macaque male mounting a female Sika deer in an attempt to have sex. Guess their offspring would be a Sigma Chi err Sika Que
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suns trolled Cavalier fans attending Sunday's Cavs @ Suns game with "Bandwagon Cam"; fans wearing Cavs gear were shown with captions such as "lifelong Cavs fan since 2014", "never been to Cleveland", "do you even know where Cleveland is?"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video captures ghost being a dick
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Sat December 24, 2016
(A Happy Elf)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 7th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: "The Happy Elf". Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner receives one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends @ 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, FARKers. :-)
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lobster Boat Captain: A freak storm killed my crew. The waves...the lightning...it was horrible. I barely survived. Investigators: So what's with all this Oxy and alcohol in your system? Lobster Boat Captain: FREAK STORM
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sailor known as 'Captain Calamity' saved again by search and rescue, although this time without any prostitutes on board
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Little pony escapes from Tokyo pet shop Thursday night, finds happy pasture of grass to munch on before police capture him and return him to his prison
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Marvel releases 4K yule log videos from the houses of Thor, Iron Man, Ms. Marvel, Captain America and Star Lord
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Petition circulating to name warship 'USS The Deplorables.' To be fair, a warship full of Klu Klux Klan members and captained by Pepe the Frog WOULD strike fear into anyone who saw it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. If you look to your right, you'll see the mountain I'm about to fly this farking plane into. Please remember to observe the no smoking sign. Thank you
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Mon December 12, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Captive woman turns to UPS guy for deliverance
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends over $30,000 to look like Captain America's nemesis, The Red Skull. If he had actually ever read a comic book he would have known that for most of the Skull's history, his red face was just a cheap-ass mask
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
James Tiberius Kirk is Neil deGrasse Tyson's favorite Star Trek captain. Reportedly for being a badass over here
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigating whether serial abductor was involved in other attempts, or if he just kidnapped boxes of Captain Crunch instead
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hidden camera left in a forest to capture pictures of wild animals snaps a naked man high on LSD who thought he was a tiger (Not safe for work obviously)
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Thu December 01, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Alleged criminal masterminds with 300 stolen purses in their possession are captured because they forgot to turn off Find my iPhone
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
As a prelude to your darker days, here's a short film that captures NYC in the aftermath that was Trump
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Sun November 27, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
What secrets does Doctor Ford continue to hold? Will Maeve talk her way out of capture? Will Dolores escape the center of the maze? Will Bernard find peace? Is everyone a damn robot? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Will Nickelodeon recapture the '90s nostalgia with their movie adaptation of the forgotten, lamented game show Legends of the Hidden Temple? Or have fans of the series outgrown such nonsense? Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Nick
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Down and out in Victorian London: Street life of the capital captured in extraordinary photographs from 1880s (warning: occasionally some Not Safe For Work images in side ads)
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Michelle Yeoh reportedly cast as Captain Han in new Star Trek series, will always shoot first dammit
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these golf course invaders
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour guide captures the "video of a lifetime" when a wild polar bear pets a chained-up sled dog in the Canadian wilds
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will James May continue to be Captain Slow, will Richard Hammond keep showing his love for American muscle cars and who will Jeremy Clarkson insult? It's the premiere of The Grand Tour on Amazon Prime starting at 7:01 PM ET
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Teen surprised by Captain America goes out like Captain Marvel
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Telekom partners with Alzheimer's research institute to publish Sea Quest Hero, a mobile game starring you as retired salty-dog sea captain who struggles to recover his memories while navigating the world and hunting creatures
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Captain James Cook's records from 1778 reveal global warming in the Arctic today, possible location of Neverland
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama on the Trans-Pacific Partnership: "Oh well, whatever, nevermind." With bonus caption-worthy Joe Biden photo
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Boat captain rescues dog who swam for two miles after jumping from sea wall. Your dog wants a life jacket
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lego re-creation of World Series Game 7 highlights include the home runs, locker room pep talk during the rain delay and the final out celebration. Totally amazing stop motion action captures all the excitement in just over a minute
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Media Moves)
 
 
 
MundoMax, which was once part of Fox's ambitious plan to capture the American Hispanic TV market, is saying adiós
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Wed November 09, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man who attacked a grocery store clerk told a responding officer that he was a "vampire, ghost rider, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and a leader of a band
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Caption this canine's thoughts
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit will be a 'Titanic Success' according to Boris Johnson, who declined to reveal whether he is the captain or the iceberg
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
It never fails: Your commanding officer calls you up and tells you that your Special Forces unit needs to capture Mosul and all of your desert camo is in the laundry
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How will Rick, Maggie, and Carl deal with the aftermath of Negan's head games? Will Darryl escape his captors? Will the gang face a lady or a tiger? Find out in The Well. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Astrophotographer spends five months photographing and assembling a huge, awesome mosaic that encompasses a staggering 130 hours of exposure time - all to capture the massive structure that is our Milky Way Galaxy
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP insider groups claim the nationwide polls aren't capturing the "secret Trump vote." In other news, they're just feeding into the delusion now
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
With 12 days to go until election day, Donald Trump is returning to familiar themes -- like promising that Capt. Humayun Khan would be alive if Trump were already President
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