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83 headlines found matching 'Capt'
Thu November 16, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby finally watched 'Captain America: The First Avenger' and questions the historical accuracy -- I don't think the Nazis had ray guns
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Wed November 15, 2017
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Escaped macadamia nut captured in Northern California
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Rat captured on camera dragging an avocado half - no pit - down Brooklyn subway tracks. "Hope he finds some toast"
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate encounter
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate moment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deflector shields up, Captain
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(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Navy Captain releases his own report on McCain and Fitzgerald collisions
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Some vehicles aren't designed for quick U-turns. This ship captain found a way. With video
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Tue November 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When the captain and crew are speaking over the intercom on your flight, the code word you don't want to hear is '7500'
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police capture fugitive polygamist and his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Some Odd Gesture)
 
 
 
Caption this emotional crowd
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
"The new 12 cent California gas tax will do little to relieve traffic jams". This news brought to you by the combined efforts of Sherlock, CAPT Obvious and Rick Romero
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Captain and two players booted off Scotland's Rugby League World Cup team for being too drunk, Wait...there's such a thing as being "too drunk" for Scotland?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Escaped Lynx senses the wildlife park's plan to recapture her, trolls them big time (with pic)
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Fri November 03, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Caption this new iPhone X customer in Shanghai
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/1): An Akira box set, a pretty nifty-looking Batman hardcover, Captain America back to being a captain of America, plus, a Jetsons comic, for some reason
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Mon October 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A study found that people ate about two more pieces of candy when it was placed in clear bowls near their desks versus in opaque containers further away from them, according to the Captain Obvious Research Institute
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel captures his 50th pole along side Mad Max and relegates Mercedes to row 2. Hamilton can capture the drivers championship today if he finishes 5th or higher. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3pm ET on NBC
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what this jockey is thinking
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fans wonder how 'Star Trek Discovery' will ever sync up with the rest of the Star Trek universe timeline. Easy: The last scene is a shot of Captain Kirk waking up in his quarters realizing it was all just a dream
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Sun October 22, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from the Australian desert after a heavy rain. They're immediately captured and sold into the dark world of Sea Monkey black market
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Sat October 21, 2017
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Raccoons pass famous intelligence test by breaking the rules. Captain Kirk would be proud
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption what these birds are saying to each other
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former hostage couple on having children while in Taliban captivity: "We always planned to have a big family and decided, hey let's make the best of this and at least go home with a larger start on our dream family. We're Irish, haha"
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/18): Thor hits #700, Wonder Woman and Conan make crush enemies, Captain Phasma has one more issue to do anything interesting, Rodimus & Crew continue their wacky adventures, Theseus is post-Minotaur, and Bat-Aquaman talks to some fish
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I thought my captors (the Taliban) were kidding when they said Trump was president"
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Sun October 15, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
William Shatner thinks there are still stories to be told about 86-year-old Captain Kirk
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neckbearded hiker who was captured in Afghanistan refused to board plane to fly home. Perhaps it's because his previous wife was a suspected terrorist
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet Diploscapter pachys, a tiny worm who hasn't had sex in 18 million years. And you thought you were in a dry patch
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to experts Ric Romero and the entire Captain Obvious orchestra, Harvey Weinstein probably won't receive an Oscar this year
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Tue October 10, 2017
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
CCTV cameras in an Ireland school have legitimately captured legitimate proof that legitimate ghosts exist in this, the most legitimately legit video clip of a legitimate poltergeist you'll ever see. Legit
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's polite to say thank you for some things: a thoughtful card, some help with moving, being captured as a POW in World War II
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientific community mobilizes to restore famous undersea lab damaged by Irma. Captain Murphy seen nodding approvingly
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many sad things going on right now, so here are some dolphins completely captivated by a pair of squirrels. Hope it cheers you up. (with video)
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Sat September 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when Captain America did those PSAs in Spiderman: Homecoming? Well, here's a young Chris Evans honing his PSA acting skills in a high-school film: Biodiversity: Wild About Life
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino has been trying to imitate Sergeant Schultz and Captain Renault. It's not going well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insane Nazi seeking revenge against America recruiting soldiers. Oddly, not the plot of the next Captain America movie
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Wed September 27, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (9/27): Marvel tries to win you back with Legacy #1, Saga and X-O Manowar keep delivering on quality, Tim Drake tries to escape the revealed Mr. Oz, and Wonder Woman finds out she has a brother. Mighty Man? Daring Dude? Captain Winkie?
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Tue September 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton plays with her bunnies on Captain Kangaroo
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Sure, we all remember 'Spider-Man' and 'The Incredible Hulk,' but do you remember that Dr. Strange and Captain America also had their own television shows in the 1970s?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these construction workers
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now, Trump cares about people who were captured
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Irma's Surprise Path May Fuel Insurance Claims" reports Captain Obvious from high above in the RomeroCopter
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Sun September 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manatee County issues emergency update on Irma with an ASL "interpreter" who CLEARLY has no idea what he's doing. This captioned video describes what he was actually telling Deaf people
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi auditioned for the role of Captain Sisko, newly unearthed audition footage reveals
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Suffering from their worst safety record in 10 years, the U.S. Navy says they have "allowed standards to drop". In other news, Captain Obvious celebrates his promotion to Admiral
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Caption this happy Dalmatian
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Wed September 06, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (9/6): Captain Phasma's garbage chute adventure, Dick Dastardly and Muttley as fighter pilots, and a Kingsmen comic. Plus someone with a gun-sword or a sword-gun most likely
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Thu August 31, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking: Disregard the three tornadoes on your left as we descend, everything will be fine upon landing before you take your trip to the land of Oz
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Ambassador John Bolton, aka "Captain Crazy Von Mustache" says that due to "staff changes" at the White House, he no longer is able to meet with President Trump at will, and thus hasn't been able to give him his plan to start a war with Iran
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Mon August 28, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Guy named 'Beer' fearful that his friends Wonder Woman, Wolverine & his neighbor Captain America were injured in Hollywood shooting(@ 0:55). In other news, neither X-Men, Justice League nor The Avengers are immune to a 'beefin' gunman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption these gorillas and their growth chart
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jack Kirby, Captain America's creator, made a career out of punching Nazis. Bet he wouldn't be too happy learning what ol' Cap was up to now
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese businesses enthused by using AI to improve worker productivity, such as having them wear task-monitoring smart glasses and capturing their smiles to detect latent dissatisfaction. "AI helps us with things that we can't see well"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Voyager made the solar system closer, no thanks to Captain Janeway
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Isolated incident #2 reported in St Louis, driver captured and nobody was seriously injured
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Mon August 21, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Navy to captains: You guys read "How to Avoid Large Ships," right?
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of season 7, Beyond the Wall, is here. Jon Snow goes north to capture a White Walker while Daenerys gets a new outfit as Sansa and Arya deal with Littlefinger's letter. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread 9pm ET on HBO
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are suddenly in the mood to punch some Nazis, Marvel has a reprint of Captain America #1 this week for a dollar to honor what would have been Jack Kirby's 100th birthday
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine all the way back to January of 2017 when The Daily Caller published a compilation of video clips of cars plowing into crowds of liberal protesters captioned "Study the technique, it may be useful for the next 4 years"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lucius Malfoy doesn't care if Trekkies hate him as their new Captain. "I look forward to having the fun of them being outraged, so they can sit up all night and talk about it with each other"
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare white moose captured on film. Meh, I prefer chocolate
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Britain had a Star Trek comic book before the show ever aired, featuring the adventures of brave Captain Kurt and bloodthirsty Mr. Spock
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New VR game uses motion capture technology for the full immersive experience of cricket and the excitement and thrills of waiting for dental surgery
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Riding a political tide of disillusionment and despair, a far-right patriot captures the presidency with thundering rhetoric, demanding respect for American authority and threatening military retaliation or economic reprisal." Oh, 2010
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Mon August 07, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart admits Gene Roddenberry absolutely despised him as Captain of the Enterprise
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The secret identity of Captain Obvious is revealed to be Rep. Leonard Lance (R-N.J.) who told CNN that he told his town hall crowd that Trump "certainly has not been" civil in his rhetoric. and "I think the crowd agreed with that"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption what Catwoman is saying to this cat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
In The Next Generation, Picard had "Engage" and "Make it so". In Star Trek: Discovery, Captain Lorca has "Git'r done"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton is voicing Captain Geordi La Forge in "Star Trek Online." But you don't have to take my word for it
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers dress virtual avatars with digitally captured clothing, allowing Buffalo Bills across the world to untuck and try a whole new wardrobe
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry Donald, but the leaks are coming from inside your mouth. Bonus Fark-Ready Photo Caption: "President Donald Trump with Resting Shart Face™ in the East Room of the White House"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker 'planes', and his wife, the oldest pair in captivity, will be 74 this year, and worry that the kids might be sending them on an Alaskan cruise. No, not on a ship, but maybe on a ice floe
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence, but we are just beginning our approach to Atarturk airport...I think
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Mon July 31, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Boat captain rescues 'Miracle' cat thrown off bridge. Cat vows to slowly consume the soul of the person who threw her
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Astronomers capture the most DEVASTATING explosion EVER in the universe on camera. Well except all the other most DEVASTATING explosions
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Transgender Army captain: 'This is who I am. I am a soldier. It's all I want to do'
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Wed July 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fun with NASCAR in-car audio, as mics capture Clint Bowyer blasting teammate Danica Patrick after crash: "[expletive] her" Ricky Stenhouse: "why yes, I am, and it's really quite good"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The New York Times demands an on-air apology from Fox News' Fox & Friends for running erroneous segment accusing them of being responsible for allowing an ISIS leader to escape U.S. capture
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Captain Marvel will be an Iron Man prequel and feature everyone's favorite shapeshifting aliens, The Skrulls
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