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69 headlines found matching 'Capt'
Wed June 03, 2015
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Michael Dorn wants to make a Star Trek series that focuses on Captain Worf (video interview)
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(85)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, if you could just look out of the windows on the left side of the airplane, you won't notice the ground crew applying adhesive tape to the engine casing on the right side
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(65)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here are photos of the arrested FIFA officials, a dream team of subjects for caricature artists, photoshoppers and captioners
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(54)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Marine who fought in Iwo Jima gets back a Japanese regiment flag he captured in the battle. Bonus: Subby's first kiss was with his granddaughter
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(53)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Moms of America, if your kids won't eat their vegetables and prefer cake over fruits, call out for Captain Citrus. He'll sort them out real quick
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(34)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC quad murder & child torture suspect captured by Metropolitan Police
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(63)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Rescued woman captive in a box for months to be placed back in a box
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(44)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers capture most detailed image ever taken of the Medusa Nebula, live to tell the tale
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(10)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this awkward conversation
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(50)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Adam Savage builds an accurate replica of Captain Kirk's chair. Make it so
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(57)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we've arrived at our gate but can't unload because a tornado is coming and the airport staff are all hiding in the basement
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(39)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Must captains go down with their ships? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, absolutely
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(101)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire cast of Captain America: Civil War has been announced, featuring a whopping 16 superheroes. No word on Daniel Day Lewis's part
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(204)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Mellowing star Australian rugby player happy to be rid of 'Captain Cranky' nickname, even though that's like one of the best ones evar, as are his quotes: "In the past, we lost a game I used to have the shiats and not talk to anyone"
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(4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shut down everything, Captain Kidd's treasure found in Madagascar
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you will see we're flying over lovely Las Vegas. If you look to the right, you will see I'm a pedophile
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(42)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman joins the cast of Captain America: Civil War in an unnamed role. Attempts to name the unnamed to the right
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(177)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Lieutenant Tuvok explains Star Wars, still has no excuse for when Captain Janeway and Tom Paris became horny salamanders
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(65)
 
(Gannett)
 
 
 
Caption Barbara Bush's texts
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(34)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
James Taylor's awful new song "Angels of Fenway" captures how Red Sox fans have gotten right up there with Yankees fans in being self-mythologizing annoyances
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(31)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
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(16)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(AXS)
 
 
 
San Antonio got smashed by the Clippers in game 1. Do they have a chance to capture home court advantage?
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(55)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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(19)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brighton's tree ninja has been captured. That would be the new Brighton of transient college students, not the old Brighton of beaches and literary novels
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(13)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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(44)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police admit that new-fangled body camera their officer forgot to turn on until after shooting someone actually keeps the 30-seconds of footage prior to being turned on and captured the shooting after all. Wait, what?
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Hero captain saves airplane full of passengers just seconds before Hal 9000 the autopilot tries to crash them into the sea
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(63)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The most terrifying natural disasters ever captured on video. Your mom's beach vacation video surprisingly missing
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(14)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in from Captain Obvious: The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to the amount of actual work you do
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(42)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn, I say TORN, son, from the Front Page of the Bangor -- you're not listening' to me, boy -- I say, the Bangor Daily News: Hungry bobcat, raccoon captured at chicken coop. Together they're about as sharp as a bowling ball
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(47)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
"With only a few weeks to live, NASA's MESSENGER spacecraft has been capturing some of the most detailed images we've ever seen of the Solar System's innermost planet. Here's the latest batch of Mercury porn"
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(34)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Subby is sad to admit he remembers all of these '70s icons captured in photos
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(414)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NHL fines Devils captain Scott Gomez $1,478.49 for elbowing in the strangest monetary fine against a hockey player this season. Do NOT forget the 49 cents, Gomez
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(30)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Escaped murder suspect recaptured because he failed to plan for one of the most treacherous realities of life on the run: laundry
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Star Trek' series has cast its new captain with a familiar farking face
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, While Ollie hunts for the villain who attacked the Mayor's office. Captain Lance falls into Ra's Al Ghul's clutches. (CW 8ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo plays the role of Captain Hindsight, says he would have taken a pay-cut to keep DeMarco Murray on the Dallas Cowboys
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(44)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption this curious cow
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(41)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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Thu March 26, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, just a CD spinning and shattering at 23,000 RPM and captured at 170,000 frames per second
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(10)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown goes Captain Obvious
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Sun March 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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(55)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these visitors from the South
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(33)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Great footage of Northampton bus station demolition captured by drone camera
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(9)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this captain and his ship
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(32)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Roman emperor
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(48)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this royal art inspection
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(28)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the note that Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wrote in pencil inside the boat he was eventually captured in. It reads exactly like you guessed it would
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Sun March 08, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Captain America visits Seattle's Children's Hospital even after winning his bet with Star Lord, because he's Captain America and he can do what he wants
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(59)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Caption this horrible driver
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(46)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hawkeye will appear in Captain America: Civil War. Hopefully in his purple and blue costume
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(58)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Scientists capture image of light as particle and wave all at once, representing a quantum leap in photography
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Primary school teacher ditches classroom to capture breathtaking photos of America's extreme weather. Good career move (awesome photos)
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(10)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier becomes first non-posthumous recipient of the Victoria Cross for the war in Afghanistan after charging in under fire twice to save a wounded USMC captain, despite being weighed down by his giant brass balls
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Merlyn is captured by Ra's al Ghul, while Ray races to finish the Atom suit. 8 PM ET on The CW
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(117)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A thirty-one year-old Beluga whale has died at SeaWorld. Let's hope Captain Kirk and crew don't slingshot back to this time period to try and save earth from that cetacean probe; the future would be screwed
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(21)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
How bad are things for the Boston Bruins? While clinging to a 2 point lead for the last Wildcard spot, there is talk about trading their captain, Zdeno Chara
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(83)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Akamai HD)
 
 
 
Caption these presidents
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(26)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British SAS soldiers ordered to "save one bullet for yourself" in case of imminent capture by Islamic State fanatics: "You are not to be taken alive"
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a day" in the pool of how long it would take Costa Concordia passengers to start suing after the captain's conviction, cruise up and claim your prize
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stunning footage of a suspected 'grey alien' captured by a terrified witness in Salford, Greater Manchester: "The video was posted onto YouTube by a channel called Para Truthers, which claims it was recently shut down by the government"
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(76)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia captain gets 16 years in the brig
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(81)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Some Bird Watcher)
 
 
 
Caption these cartoon birds
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(43)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Residents donate $5K to animal control for net gun to capture Shaggy. Hopefully, they'll stick with the shotgun for Scrappy-Doo
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Jordanian pilot captured by ISIS is toast
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(556)
 

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