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75 headlines found matching 'Capt'
Sat April 30, 2016
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption these two colorful birds
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
As positive reviews pour in for Captain America: Civil War, one review sums the movie up in one sentence. "I feel sorry for DC fans"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK, so it's not actually made of Vibranium, but it is the same size and weight as Captain America's shield, and it is bulletproof
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Joe & Anthony Russo say that if you think Captain America: Civil War has a lot of characters in it, wait til you see Avengers: Infinity War
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Fri April 22, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Why didn't the SEC go after Goldman Sachs? Regulatory capture, you say? Oh, my aching sides, you're Kidney
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When furnishing your lair inside a hollowed-out volcano in which you intend to capture and imprison Mr. Bond while you execute your plan for world domination, why not consider, as your primary seating solution, this chair made from a 737 jet engine?
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea is taking over Britain, but will it show up in 'Captain America: Civil War'?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft lets a big crowd of anonymous web-folk help it caption pictures. What could go wrong?
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slow-motion footage captures drones being catapulted at slabs of pork to study how the blades tear flesh. Science at work
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I don't know what "an MTV Movie awards" is but it gave us a Captain America: Civil War sneak peak. So good on it, whatever it is
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Capt. James Kirk takes command of the Zumwalt
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Sun April 10, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Yorker cartoonist dies in car crash. No word what the indecipherable caption will read under his obituary photo
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
'Captain America: Cival War' is so good, it's a better Avengers movie than the last Avengers movie
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Fri April 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Addison Russell nearly decaptated the Diamondbacks' mascot last night
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photographers capture amazing underwater images, especially the one someone took of a blown seal
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Trapper captures nine foot long, dog-killin' gator with just a baited hook, and a .44 magnum on a stick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
William Shatner sued for placement of Captain's Log
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Wed March 30, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Captain Rex potentially retconned into Return of the Jedi...WITHOUT the use of CGI
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
From new cognitive services group, Microsoft unveils next-generation image-captioning bot that will inspect pic and automatically add a caption. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the youngest captain ever to appear on 'Deadliest Catch'. Even at the age of 23 you can guarantee he'll still be crabby to the crew
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When the battlefield meets social media: Iraq soldiers are now letting people vote on Instagram if ISIS fighters they capture should be executed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Meet Patrick. He loves food, cuddles, and wheelbarrow rides. He's also the world's largest wombat in captivity
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Mon March 28, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
He's a brilliant scientist with wild hair and a funny accent, so it only makes sense that Albert Einstein would make cameos in comic books with everyone from Superman to Captain America
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teenage girl in Japan escapes from captor after 2 years and calls police on a pay phone... wait, PAY PHONE? They have pay phones in Japan? Do they make any money? Does alt.2600 have a picture of the phone?
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Security cameras capture a dozen burglars going full Blues Brothers on clothing store
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
In the Marines, they teach you how to escape a sinking helicopter while blindfolded. Footage captured at Camp Houdini
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The caesarian litter of cheetahs that captured our hearts has lost their mother, but fortunately dog is love
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Wikia)
 
 
 
Happy 85th birthday to William Shatner, or minus 217th birthday to Captain James T. Kirk
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Love didn't keep them together, but Toni Tennille insists she never cheated on the Captain
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Sat March 19, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man posts photo online showing two children duct taped at their hands and mouth with caption, "Kids for sale, 45% because they bad" and then claims it's just a joke. Unsurprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Salah Abdeslam, 10th attacker in Paris, has been captured by the Belgians in a raid that is not yet over
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Captain America robs beauty store. Though to be fair, that looks more like Bucky Cap than traditional Steve Rogers Cap or the current Sam Wilson Falcon Cap
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sunday school teachers demanding another five days per week and captive audiences
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Sat March 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ISIS is forcing birth control on its captives to maintain their supply of sex slaves
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Caption these two North American leaders in a tender moment
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Thu March 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War new trailer drops the mic
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Can't say Captain Albert Pike from the US Civil War didn't warn us about WW3 ...the final war with Islam. It's all right there in his letter
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those sailors captured by Iran? McHale's Navy right there
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Tue March 01, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Today's 'Deputy's dash cam captures video of drunk passenger falling head first into creek' story brought to you by Tennessee
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's captain on mission from god which includes hunting "animals" and "heathens" but doesn't include following police rules or being a sheriff's captain any more
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The final numbers for the annual python challenge hunt are in, and 106 Burmese pythons were captured, including a fifteen footer
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Fri February 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Winnipeg Jets Trade their Captain, Andrew Ladd, to the Blackhawks for a prospect and two draft picks. Leafs contemplate trading Water Boy and Ice Girls
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP captures escaped Unicorn darting across highways (with video of the virgin who tamed it)
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Wed February 17, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dad was gone only two hours before returning home to find his 24-year-old daughter naked and passed out from swilling Capt. Morgan, with the 2-year-old she was supposed to watch playing beside her. Bonus: McKayla Maroney mug shot
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Fri February 12, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Caption His Holiness in a different kind of hat altogether
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
There may be another Woodstock, but I doubt we can ever recapture the magic from back in 1999
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hefty Heister bank robber captured. No word on if he used the bags for the money
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Tue February 09, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dion Phaneuf: It sucks being captain of such a losing team, things can't get much worse. Leafs Management: You've been traded to the Senators
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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Sat February 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
5-O Captures one of Hawaii's most notorious, Wo Fat moves up the list. Tag for facial tattoo
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Captain Phasma will return in Episode VIII. As soon as she figures a way out of that garbage disposal. That was blown up
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dutch police are training eagles to capture drones, even though they're woefully short of mutant extra-long-necked giraffes to capture the eagles (Warning: some images are graphic)
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Fearing the the US and Mexico were getting all the attention, Italy has also captured armed and dangerous criminals holed up in a bunker this month
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Caption this meeting between one of the most powerful men in the world and Pope Francis
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Javi the sweater-wearing cockatoo needs to talk to you about your keeping exotic birds captive
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Sun January 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again, Tina Fey perfectly captures the innate craziness of Sarah Palin in a flawless imitation on Saturday Night Live. "I belong in a cabinet; I'm full of spice and I got a nice rack"
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby will be captaining a Nintendo Wii bowling team at the Moose lodge he belongs to. Help him pick a good name for the three-member team
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Some Groundhog)
 
 
 
To help everyone weather the storm, caption this meteorologist & his gesture
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Thu January 21, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL has decided that fan favorite John Scott will be a captain in the All-Star Game, since Bergman can't find the mute button on Twitter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As the S.S. Bush sinks, the crew starts to blame everything but the captain
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Chancellor and military diver
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Back in the '70s, Boeing designed a 747 that could carry 72 air-launched cruise missiles. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, please prepare to rain down one enormous can of hot, fiery whoop-ass
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk and Sulu support Scotland's efforts in building a spaceport
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Navy releases first draft of the official story about how ten sailors were captured by Iran
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Thu January 14, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
El Chapo's cartel may exact revenge on Sean Penn for indirectly causing the drug czar's capture
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Has the Grim Reaper been captured on camera at an English graveyard? (No)
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Mon January 11, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Caption this wet babe
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Fri January 08, 2016
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
President of Mexico announces that drug lord Joaquín Chapo "Houdini" Guzmán has been temporarily recaptured
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Swiss woman in Timbuktu captured by Muslim militants for second time, maybe should relocate to Kalamazoo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal traffic cam captures beautiful images of snowy owl dive-bombing the lens. YA RLY, EH
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this woman and her meerkats
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Wed January 06, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Attention passengers, this is the captain. "Sit back and enjoy your flight. One small issue - the extra weight of your checked baggage, combined with unusually strong headwinds may cause us to run low on fuel before we reach our destination"
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Caption these elite Russian military members
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Sun January 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your captains for the NHL All-Star Game are Patrick Kane, Alex Ovechkin, Jaromir Jagr, and John Scott...wait, wait, WHO?
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