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Headlines matching 'Capitol Hill'

Tue May 21, 2013

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		Senator who voted against disaster aid for Sandy: now is not the time to discuss my position on Federal disaster aid. Did we mention he is from Oklahoma? source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(362)

Mon May 20, 2013

Mitch McConnell defends White House on the AP scandal. In other news, fire and brimstone reported coming down from the sky, rivers and seas are boiling, the dead are rising from the grave, dogs and cats are living together

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Thu May 16, 2013

The most interesting thing about the BENGHAZI "coverup": The CIA thinks they could stop Hillary. Silly spies

source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Wed May 15, 2013


		Defense Secretary Hagel announces immediate plans to retrain all of the military's sex assault officers. No, wait. Sex assault PREVENTION officers. Whoops, sorry, honest mistake source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(55)

Tue May 14, 2013

Obama is experiencing how it feels to be in reactive mode when accused of a scandal

source: reuters.com | share:

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Mon May 13, 2013

Obama announces that he is shocked...no, appalled...no, horrified...no, that he is disgusted, absolutely disgusted, that the IRS got caught targeting Tea Party groups

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

So, basically, no one who really has power on Capitol Hill gives a flying flip about Benghazi

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Wed May 08, 2013

Put on your hip-waders. Grab those tar buckets. Get ready for Operation Smear Benghazi Whistleblowers

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue May 07, 2013


		Cruz: "Wait wait. I object to this bill. I'll lift the objection if you promise to not raise taxes or the debt ceiling in the next budget bill" Reid: "HAHAHA oh wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't take crap from bullies" source: editors.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(178)

Thu May 02, 2013

Violent May Day protests in Seattle (w/video & photos)

source: komonews.com | share:

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Wed May 01, 2013

Are you sitting down? Well, it turns out that the NRA was chiefly responsible for the failure of the background check vote last month

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue April 30, 2013

		The closer we get to implementation the more we realize how much it's going to suck ass source: nytimes.com \| share:	(216)
		"Tom Cotton, the last, best hope for GOP hawks." Cotton? Well, somebody's gotta pick the Cotton source: politico.com \| share:	(39)

Sat April 27, 2013

Are lesbians more accepted than gay men? Well, duh, which kind of porn would you rather watch?

source: sfgate.com | share:

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Thu April 25, 2013

		Americans are going to Canada for college now because tuition is too damn high source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(216)
		More sequester fallout. DHS is forced to cut their ammunition purchase from 1 billion rounds to only 260 million source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	(55)
		Obamacare is so magnificently and self-evidently wonderful that Congress is coming together in glorious noble bipartisan cooperation to exempt themselves from it source: politico.com \| share:	(105)

Thu April 18, 2013

E-cigarette manufacturer hires three former congressional staffers to blow a lot of smoke

source: publicintegrity.org | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

		After four years of crucifying Senate Democrats for violating regular order by not passing a budget, House Republicans violate regular order by refusing to join conference on budget source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(86)
		Arizona would like you to hand in your guns so they can sell them back to you please source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(181)
		While everyone has been arguing over whether the Boston Marathon bombings were done by home-grown terrorists or Islamists, Congress quietly signs a law to repeal the ban on Insider Trading for Congress source: npr.org \| share:	(75)

Wed April 10, 2013

		Republicans look to send a stern message to Obama over his excessive time machine usage by canceling the "obamaphone" program that he secretly started when Reagan was president source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(155)
		Cheney briefs GOP: "We're in deep doo doo" source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(73)

Sun April 07, 2013

Can a chaplain be a "bad ass?" Because this one who will receive the Medal Of Honor 62 years after his death sure sounds like it

source: armytimes.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Ragin' Cajun joins Hillary PAC. "I'm not going to waste my time writing you about how great Hillary is or how formidable she'd be - you know it all already"

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

Obama uses his executive power to take your guns. No, not really. Yet

source: thehill.com | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

March Madness continues: St. Ronnie's Budget Hawks upset by Washington RINOs 59-40

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

		"Tugged in two directions, Washington straddles between middle ground, ideological poles" This headline written for you while the reporter was at the local strip club source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(13)
		"Peter King 'still fighting'" He doesn't know who, or for what, but if they miss one payment, he'll RAISE HELL source: politico.com \| share:	(13)

Thu March 14, 2013

		Obama to House GOP: I reject your reality, and substitute my own source: cnn.com \| share:	(109)
		Senate Democrats smack around Obama over entitlement cuts. Obama was heard to shout "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT" source: thehill.com \| share:	(25)

Mon March 11, 2013

Youngest Senator balances expectations that he be hip, but not too hip: "I'm very careful not to try to use lingo that's above my coolness pay grade"

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

On the same day the Army announces it is ending tuition assistant for US soldiers because of "budget constraints", we see this

source: cnnradio.cnn.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

Obama charm offensive "may have limited effect". We get it, he's aloof

source: usnews.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

		President Obama invites some of his harshest GOP critics to dinner. What a socialist butterfly source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(132)
		Today's Capitol Hill global warming hearings canceled due to a couple inches of global warming source: politico.com \| share:	(133)
		Achievement unlocked: Drone Kill source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(47)
		This could be it, folks: Sequestergate. Leaked email shows that Obama has been deliberately trying to make the sequester a bad thing source: foxnews.com \| share:	(469)

Tue March 05, 2013

House appropriators approve $2 billion for barn door locks

source: thehill.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

		I know you'll all be as stunned as I am, but a Senator supported a bill that would have benefited a major donor to his campaign source: foxnews.com \| share:	(36)
		So it's the Monday after sequester...what happened to all the doom, gloom, mayhem, and despair predicted by the White House? White House: Um, yeah, we might have been exaggerating a little. Still the Republicans' fault, though source: foxnews.com \| share:	(261)

Wed February 27, 2013

(Some Guy)

Maxine Waters (D-Erp) and Keith Ellison (D-Umbass) are outraged about the National Debt clock on Capitol Hill. Why? Lots and lots and lots of reason, none of which are that it's inaccurate

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Wed February 20, 2013

		So, the GOP is filibustering Chuck Hagel because of his association with "Friends of Hamas", a non-existent group that conservative media said existed. Turns out the rumor started because a GOP staffer didn't get that a reporter was being sarcastic source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(354)
		"Lawmakers go NIMBY on sequester." Republicans to go NAMBLA on airport bathroom stalls. Democrats to go all hippy-dippy on your atheist daughter source: politico.com \| share:	(23)
		You said you'd never compromise With the mystery tramp, but now you realize He's not sellin' any alibis, as you stare into the vacuum of his eyes And say, " Would you like to make a deal?" source: politico.com \| share:	(8)

Tue February 19, 2013

The White House hired Cheech and Chong to write their immigration plan

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

		Why is the U. S. spending more on its nukes than it did during the Cold War even as it tells the world it plans to cut its arsenal? source: motherjones.com \| share:	(69)
		Steve Stockman, needler of the president. "Hey Barack, yeah, I'm gonna need you to pack up your things cause I'm gonna file your impeachment papers now, so if you could just pack up and resign beforehand, that would be great" source: politico.com \| share:	(84)

Mon February 11, 2013

Former GOP senator wants politicians to stop applauding the President during the SOTU speech. We get it, he's a Democrat

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun February 10, 2013

He's going to need a lot more chairs

source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

56% of Americans support an assault weapons ban. The other 44% were too busy hunkering in the bunker and buying all the price inflated ammo they could afford

source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

Once again, Obama fails to meet his Constitutionally mandated deadline for submitting a budget

source: townhall.com | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

Kerry promises to fill Clinton's 'Big Heels'... Great, a cross dresser in the State Department

source: thehill.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

		Chuck Schumer wants an apology from Beyonce for lip-syncing at the inaugural, saying at least he's an attention-seeking diva who works live source: nypost.com \| share:	(31)
		"The new man behind Pelosi" Giggity...oh god, I'm so sorry for giving you that mental image. That type of thing should be banned under the 4th amendment source: politico.com \| share:	(15)

Fri January 25, 2013

Mark Kelly: Gabby and I will do "whatever it takes" for gun control. When asked for comment, Gabby responded: "no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"

source: politico.com | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

		What happens when really dumb voters elect really dumb people? You get really dumb laws source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(442)
		A white, male, out-of-touch patrician may not be a good candidate for President, but one is expected to breeze through confirmation for Secretary of State source: reuters.com \| share:	(24)

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