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33 headlines found matching 'Canadians'
Tue October 21, 2014
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada Post to stop delivering mail door-to-door, meaning that Canadians will have to hike to the mailbox to pick up their subscriptions to The Hockey News, Bacon Today and getting their Gordon Lightfoot cassettes
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Sat October 11, 2014
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Canadian Health Minister: "We are asking Canadians living in Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia to consider leaving by commercial means while they are still available"
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Tue October 07, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Glowing green orbs seen in the sky of Canada have a scientific explanation, which for once is not 'drunk Canadians'
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Tue September 30, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Survey finds Canadians will waste huge amounts of fuel and their time going out of their way in order to save as much as $1.50 when they fill up their snowmobiles or whatever
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(12)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian man caught with 51 turtles in his pants, says they all seemed so happy together
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Most common note Canadians get from their postal carrier explaining why their mail isn't being delivered anymore? "Bear At Door" (pic)
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Calgary and Ottawa are two most attractive cities among new Canadians. Calgary earns praise for leading in economy and innovation, while Ottawa's government workforce has "helped to incubate creative ideas"
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Tue September 16, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
"It's not often you hear much about Canadian college football. However, it's not often that a wide receiver runs full speed into a goalpost" (w. vid)
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Sat September 13, 2014
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The real reason Canadians always seem so mellow: a staggeringly large percentage are doped to the gills on high-dose opioids
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Wed September 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Love it or hate it, Canadians, it seems, do not ever throw Canadian Tire money away"
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Russian aircraft flies over Canadian warship. In related news, Canada has a warship
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Mon September 08, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada begins a two week public hearing about mandating à la carte options for TV channels. Finally Canadians will no longer have to subscribe to the Snowmobile Channel just to be able to get the Curling News Network
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Thu August 28, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons' new Buffalo Chicken Doughnut: is this how Canadians say "fark you?"
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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Sat August 23, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Canadians hate Justin Bieber so much that Canadian customs officials have to be bribed to let him into the country
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(25)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Motorcycles are so yesterday, Hoverbikes are the future
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(34)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Forget riots and coups and airstrikes. Canadians are mourning a white squirrel
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(43)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians found to pay more in tax every year than they spend on food and housing combined. But hey, free health care
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians baffled by seven year old's discovery. Will consult elders in hopes of identifying the object
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Mon August 11, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Any story containing the text "he briefly rode the Communist leader like a horse before being slammed to the ground by security" is automatically approved
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
High cost of gas keeping Canadians from travelling this summer. On the positive side, what they're not spending on fuel, hotels and meals they're able to reinvest into beer
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(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Canadian bear tries to eat a Danish, Danish left unimpressed
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(14)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How good are you at saying sorry after doing something that was your fault? Canadians not allowed to participate as the frostbacks will apologize for even taking the survey
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Majority of Canadians' financial strategies boil down to "inherit some money from someone at some point"
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Fri July 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well if Americans won't provide 79,000 Detroit residents with water then that leaves it up to us Canadians. It's our first step in annexing southeastern Michigan
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Thu July 03, 2014
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Canadians: They Walk Among Us
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
On this day, when Canadians celebrate the birth of our country, let's all take a moment, and see how dumb American's really are
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Canadians around the world gather to celebrate what it means to truly be a hoser with Free Agency Day. See how your team gets hosed starting at noon EST
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Mon June 30, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
How Canadian English developed from mishmash of dialects and linguistic quirks, and apparently "eh" is fading away in favour of "right"
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada rediscovering its love affair with butter tarts, which for you Americans, is like a combination of apple pie and deep-fried stuff on a stick at a state fair times a brazillion. "It's about as Canadian as you can get"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds 20 percent of Canadians have abandoned landlines in favor of cellphones. In related news, 80 percent of Canadians still have landlines
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