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226 headlines found matching 'Canada'
Fri February 24, 2017
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Unusually mild winter in Canada thwarting traditional Canadian ritual of putting old people onto ice floes and never seeing them again. What do you mean she's back?
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
SodaStream announces ceasefire in its endless assault on your health and waistline to say they are recalling thousands of bottles that may rupture when carbonating your sugar water
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Seems Cisco thinks that Fark's image server has a bad reputation and the IronPorts make it so subby can't see any images hosted by Fark. No images makes Hulk SMASH and subby a sad panda
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau: "Any US women that want to be bathed and brought to my chambers are welcome." By the end of the week, the US will have a worse gender-imbalance problem than China
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Poll: majority of Canadians distrust their government, even factoring the adorableness of Prime Minister Smoldering Blue Steel
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Trump's bombastic rhetoric has already helped the European Union with trade. Sure, it's because fewer people want to trade with the US, but it's still good, right?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Draining the swamp" apparently code for installing the wealthiest cabinet since the Hoover Administration in 1929 and we all know what followed that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In 1981, Statistics Canada predicted that men's and women's wages would equalize at a median of $336,000 per year by 2017. Let's see how that worked out
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Beckham didn't know his parents were famous until age 13. Didn't know he was named after a borough until last week. Brooklyn Beckham could stand a little schoolin'
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE legend Ivan Koloff, who broke Bruno Sammartino's record 8 year reign as World Champion, dead at 74. Wrestling death trifecta now complete
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Live from Kenora, ON, it's Hockey Day in Canada. Will Don Cherry wear nothing but pucks glued to him with maple syrup? Will the 1907 Stanley Cup reenactment go horribly wrong with a Wanderers win? We start with Blues/Sabres @ 1pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet no longer a part of the people of Walmart
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
CBC Radio personality and longtime radio host Stuart McLean has recycled his last joke
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you find yourself wondering "Where is Ivanka?" over the next week, the Cheeto In Chief probably locked her up in a penthouse to keep her from Justin "He's so dreamy" Trudeau
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU parliament backs free trade deal with Canada, guaranteeing access to moose and beaver for all
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer calls Justin Trudeau, Joe Trudeau, then later calls him Justin Bieber, then calls him Joe Bieber. Sean OldSpicer might oughta see a doctor
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadian master class in how to beat the jerky handshake. Bully boy just wants some love
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian towns increasingly overwhelmed with American refugees
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau gets what he wants from Trump visit. Jared Kushner calls for war with Canada
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Mon February 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
War with Canada starts at 2pm
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Trudeau hopes his White House visit will be productive and not the giant waste of time it's more likely to be
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Sun February 12, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada is full, eh
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Canadian-born passport holder denied entry to USA because Terrorism
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Proving that even Canadians have their limits, news that Sarah Palin might be appointed Ambassador sparks impolite reactions
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump continues his winning trend of alienating the allies of the United States by demanding a refund of NATO funds from French President Francois Hollande
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Only in Canada can you get pulled over for trying to clear snow from roads with a Zamboni
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host to GOP Rep: You list Islamic terror attacks but omit domestic ones, why? Rep: They are different. Host: Why? Rep: Quebec was a one-off, Host: and McVeigh? Rep: that was too long ago? Host: Charleston? Rep: but look at all the good it caused
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Trump continues to harp about wanting to build a wall to stop illegal immigration and terrorists coming from Mexico, FBI reports show that most terror suspects in the US come via Canada
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper to Trump on "under reported" terror attacks, I was there, reporting from most of them, and here's the video of me at each location. Bro, Do you even CNN?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Refugees fleeing Trump at risk of frostbite as they navigate their way to Canada: "Twenty-seven men walked to Manitoba from the United States. Two lost all their fingers to frostbite in December and nearly froze to death"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the fourth time in a year, the Arctic will be hit by a hurricane-force winter storm that will raise temperatures as much as 50 to 60 degrees fahrenheit above normal. Nothing wrong with that, though, if it makes drilling for oil easier in the summer
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Sun February 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Canada will exact their revenge on the United States this summer
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's a sale at Macy's, and Canada's Hudson's Bay has cash. Lots and lots of it
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump wants to negotiate for an extra "F" in NAFTA. Extra U, I, and A to follow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump often tweets about terror and violence, but said nothing about an attack in Quebec City. It's almost as if it didn't fit the narrative he has been trying to push or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like an abused spouse calling a party host to apologize for their partner's drunken and boorish behavior at the event, today John McCain called the Australian Ambassador " to express my unwavering support for the U.S.-Australia alliance,"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Home Depot recalls 2 million patio chairs because sitting on your porch shouldn't be life-threatening
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Inc)
 
 
 
Worried your country is turning into a third world dictatorship craphole? Move your company to Canada
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(CBC)
 
 
 
White House says Mosque shooting further evidence the Muslim ban is a great idea because it would have prevented it (it wouldn't) by stopping foreigners (the shooter's a Trump supporter from Canada) from shooting Christians (the victims were Muslims)
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Tue January 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada begins their invasion of US, one moose at a time
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal plan to bring world into nuclear fusion age by 2030
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Quebec mosque shooter "liked" Donald Trump and Theresa May on Facebook, so you can go ahead and start up the "your side is worse" flamewar macros
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Perhaps surprisingly, the majority of America's Christian leaders have come out vocally in opposition to Trump's Muslim ban. And the exceptions? Well, you can probably name most of them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We haven't had a lateral thinking puzzle in a while. I'm moving 550 miles and have enough junk to fill a U-Haul truck. Problem is, being single and having two cars to move. What is the best way to do this?
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Sun January 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots fired at Quebec City mosque. Pas encore cette merde
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After massive protests, international condemnation, and getting knocked down by the courts, Trump decides the best thing to do is ... double down, of course. What, you were expecting a rational reaction?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian PM responds to refugee ban: 'Welcome to Canada'
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
An Iraqi who helped the U.S. military is among the first to be told that Trump's America has no place for people like him and he was detained at JFK: "This is an appalling and shameful day in our history"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you live in a tsunami zone and are afraid you won't be able to get to higher ground in time if disaster strikes, you can now buy a floating survival capsule for two for $13,500
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Trump says Syrian Christian refugees will be given priority when it comes to applying for refugee status in the United States
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
When trying to place blame for the cause of a train accident that killed two people, everybody being high at the time can make the task a wee bit more difficult
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration announces plan to fast-track Christian refugees entering the United States. Mysteriously, number of Christians fleeing persecution in the middle east increases 5000% overnight
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article on what the US can learn from Canada's battle with an anti-science government. Read and go science the shiat out of this
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Money laundering made easy with monopoly money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's might be realizing that yes, bacon makes all of their burgers better
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada urged not to publicly celebrate its 150th birthday this year because First Nations
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Tue January 24, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Toyota announces a recall of Tundra trucks. The rear step may break if anyone ever actually uses their truck for something other than driving around and hogging up lanes but if you need to move they are all "Oh no, sorry I'm out of town that day"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canada doesn't have a great Freedom of Press so don't think the grass is greener up there without Trump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canada's feeling pretty smug right aboot now
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls wooden chairs due to customer reports of sustained injuries. Help me, I'm sø very scared
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Using sunscreen is better than an umbrella at the beach. Although the best way to completely avoid the sun's rays is to just sit in the shade created by a group of tourists from Canada
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers create AI platform that outperforms the average American adult on a standard IQ test. Which is not difficult since most American adults still can't find Canada on a world map
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump is going to try his hand at foreign policy. This should end well
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't give up, but maybe do learn to speak Russian
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Fri January 20, 2017
(NESN)
 
 
 
Apparently because MLB didn't have enough teams that wear red, the Toronto *Blue* Jays unveil their new alternate home uniforms, which they will wear every Sunday home game. Take a wild guess what color they chose?
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP across Canada, lose connection to CPIC database. No record, warrant, license plate or ID checks. Evidently this can happen now
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette and James Corden sing an updated version of "Ironic" - "It's singing 'Ironic,' but there are no ironies" Have we reached Ironiception?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thinking about fleeing the US to Canada because of Trump? Sure, that is the sensible thing to do, but have you thought about moving to Japan?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woah woah woah dude, did we really spend that much money on weed last year? Woah
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
When asked about the issues of trying to become a Canadian citizen. Justin Trudeau, "...my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland so I do have some idea of the challenges it takes to come to Canada..." What?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Loonie is back, baby, just in time for Trump's inauguration
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(MSN)
 
 
 
About that sea ice, yeah there isn't that much left
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Tue January 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian couple shocked, SHOCKED to find 'micro-pig' they purchased turns into 670-lb giant. Apparently too polite to return it
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Mon January 16, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
The most hated man in baseball is looking to go back to the most hated city in Canada
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry criticizes Donald Trump for inappropriately "stepping into politics of other countries". Riiiight...because the USA would NEVER do something like that
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IMF: Well, because of Trump and Brexit, let's pin all our hopes on Canada. (We're doomed)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada finds the bright side of a Donald Trump presidency: "Obama has been president for eight years so we haven't had an excuse to be really smug for a while. But now there will be nothing but smugness coming out of Canada"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Foreigners likely tried to influence Canada's election. This news makes me hot blooded
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Sun January 15, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Canada having trouble assembling team for World Baseball Classic this March. Freddie Freeman and Russell Martin are set at 1B and SS, but pitching staff will include Ryan Dempster and Eric Gagne, and washed-up Justin Morneau will DH
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... Cyclist and car get in a shoving match. Mostly the car really
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I are serious cow. This is serious milk
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. places a bumblebee on the endangered species list for the first time. Which is really going to hurt gun sales, resorts and equipment retailers during the traditional bumblebee hunting season
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada will soon be legalizing recreational marijuana...is a sentence the folks that opened a retail weed outlet in a Banff mall should have read more closely
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
American Apparel now Canadian Apparel
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
PM Justin Trudeau admits he rode on billionaire's private helicopter to an island. Truly history's greatest monster
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most annoying business buzzword of 2017 has just been coined. See if you can spot it: "Successful financial services firms need a phygital strategy that seamlessly integrates technology, branch networks and staff"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Even the CBC is calling Trump fat
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Fark needs an invariant tag, eh?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Aleteia)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care in Canada is so bad that senior citizens are having 'Don't euthanize me' tattoos done
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Marijuana sales rose 30% in 2016 and are only expected to get higher
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Actual story, people in Vancouver are desperately looking for salt and sand to deal with "snow and ice". The rest of Canada points and laughs. And laughs. And laughs
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every citizen in France automatically registered as an organ donor, unless they opt out. Although due to the French lifestyle of fatty foods, wine and cigarettes, doctors shouldn't count on finding many healthy kidneys, lungs, hearts or livers
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Team USA overcomes two 2-goal deficits against Canada to win gold at the World Hockey Juniors
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here are Canada's top-secret plans for when the Queen dies: "The minute a sovereign dies, officials will be immediately issued with black ties and armbands. Black ribbons will be hung on portraits and all fiddle recitals will be cancelled"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Russian Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway gives Donald Trump the "if you like your insurance, you can keep it" quote that will haunt his presidency
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
This is the Barack Obama that promised "the most sweeping ethics reform in history"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's winter in Canada, so that means thieves stop stealing cars and begin stealing ice-fishing shacks instead
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
World's smallest snowman carved using a scanning electron microscope, just under 3 micrometers in height. Still way too big to play the Tiniest Violin™
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tim Cook calls AirPods a 'runaway success' and by runaway he means lost and needs replacement
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First world problems #47: Parents claim their Hatchimals are swearing like sailors in their sleep
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the lie-detecting robot that is the customs officer of the future. It's not gonna laugh at your declaration that you're never going to Tijuana again either
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
The biggest news among sneakerheads is one of them turned a pair of Yeezy Boost 350 v2s - the model with the infrared stripe - into ice skates. Yeah, I know - no farking WAY, right? But they have video and everything
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you're a true Canadian when you find yourself punching a snow cougar in the face outside a Tim Hortons
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Canada's border guards could throw a weird and elaborate party with all they confiscated at the border in 2016. Booze, shatter, bacon, guns, porn, a horse, a small plane, and $100,000 of gold jewelry were some of the items people tried to smuggle"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Halifax, NS would like to kindly remind everyone that flushable wipes aren't so knock it off
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is coming to town, and here's how you can track him flying around the world this Christmas Eve
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Fri December 23, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canada's long national nightmare is finally over. Encarnacion signs with the Cleveland Indians, the team that knocked the Blue Jays out of the playoffs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canada's punk princess slams Mark Zuckerberg for 'bullying' Nickelback
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
In the tradition of cushy jobs in the banking industry, former banker appointed as Ontario's first ombudsman of beer
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Hello, 8-1-1? I wanna report a bad drone...it was white, with little spinny things, it went like this BZZZZZZZZZZZZ, an it was staring at me when I was taking a BATH"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada, Canadians continue Canada-ing as usual
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican representative goes on CNN to parrot false Trumpian talking points on immigration, has the misfortune of dealing with a knowledgeable host who legally immigrated to the U.S.
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Wed December 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good news - the government has ruled that broadband internet is a basic service to all people of the nation, just like telephone service. Oh, I guess that's only good news if you're Canadian
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
North Pole predicted to warm 50 degrees above normal Thursday. You had to scrape your car window this morning, so it's all good
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Recall issued for Old Dutch potato chips in Salmonella Cheddar and Sour Cream flavors
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Putin: "Trudeau, it would be wise not to put your troops into Eastern Europe at this time. Also, how's your US relations?" Why, is there something you're planning, Mr. Putin?
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah, Trump, you just watch yourself, or we'll respond with Canada's weapons of mass destruction...RABID BEAVERS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trollbama strikes again, invoking 1953 law to indefinitely block drilling in Arctic and Atlantic oceans
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Where, oh where, is Gord Tapp tonight? Why did he leave us here all alone? We watched him on Hee Haw and thought it was true love; He met 2016 and pffft he was gone
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Someone is matching all donations to the Internet Archive this month. DIT
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eric McCormack of Will and Grace said he'd perform at Trump's in exchange for "a lobotomy"... like the one Scott Baio received
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven of the 10 most stolen cars are more than 10 years old: "The smart thief knows the latest cars are only a waste of time because of anti-theft technology"
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you hog a Tesla charging station, Tesla will bill you 40 cents a minute until you leave
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Fri December 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The McDonald's of the Philippines opens its first restaurant in Canada, serving classic breakfast items spaghetti and fried chicken
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russian sanctions have cost Exxon over $1 billion. If only we could come up with a reason to go after them for doing this
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Group called "Unite for America", which is saying the electors should reject Trump because he's a tool of Putin, is hosting its uniteforamerica.org website in Canada
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
28 Americans claimed refugee status in Canada last month. Syrian refugees unavailable for comment
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One traveler's horror story when Border Patrol agents caught her trying to re-enter the U.S. from Canada while smuggling deadly contraband--Kinder Eggs
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Canadian task force recommends that the country legalize pot. The only problem is trying to come up with any kind of stash in a backyard garden when racing against a two week long growing season
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The big threats in Canada: 1) polar vortex 2) polar bears 3) car-licking moose
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Wed December 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New banking app reportedly helps customers rein in their spending. Mostly by just setting them up with an unauthorized bank account from Wells Fargo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU will turn to Canada to run their offense
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer boasts that its MLS Cup attracted C-SPAN at 3 a.m. TV ratings
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Apple AirPods available today for you to lose tomorrow
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
USSR's first nuclear-powered submarine to be launched again after it came out of order because of a plain beer cap in 1967
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Sun December 11, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The companies that sell winter coats and outdoor gear in Canada to Canadians are complaining that Canada is so cold this December it's hurting their business: "We're getting kicked in the teeth"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Canada has decided to put the woman who fought segregation on the $10 bill. Hero tag for Ms. Desmond
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong now that Artificial Intelligence has joined the hunt for aliens? (Some Not safe for work images on page)
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cubs win World Series. Trump wins Presidency. Now they discover dinosaurs had feathers. I have no idea what's going on in this world
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to purchase the new McDonald's waffle fries? Simple, just get in your car and point it north ... towards Canada
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The first car in Canada took to the roads 150 years ago this weekend, and you can still see it stuck in the snowdrift it wound up in
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Need your roof repaired? There's a space-based app for that
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Wind Mobile to be renamed Freedom Mobile. To be updated next year to Liberty Mobile in 2017, then Independence Mobile in 2018, and then Read the Constitution You Liberal Pussies Mobile in 2019
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Disappointed by the lack of good movies in your Netflix library? According to the company's head of content, it's kind of your fault
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So what do you do when you need 100 million self-replicating nanobots to fight cancer? "We went shopping in nature, and we found this MC-1 bacteria. We stole it and made it better"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau discusses improvements in Canada's refugee system. Expects huge increase around January 20th. Everyone should dress warmly
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Mon December 05, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP share 24 experiences in 24 hours on responding to impaired driving. Half of the stories involve officers overhearing "Hold my beer, I'm going to try something"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know the weather's farked in Canada when even cop cars and snowplows can't avoid epic wipeouts on a snowy incline. (Video included)
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Sun December 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Canada Post puts up new "super mailbox", eh? Still Not News: They change the locks, eh? FARK: They accidentally lock the new keys *inside*, eh? Take off, ya hoser
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Fri December 02, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New LED lights unveiled at Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls? Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
By now, we all know the Internet Archive wants to back itself up in Canada. Here's why
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Thu December 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Recall issued for millions of dehumidifiers that can catch fire. Well, that's one way to get rid of any excess moisture in the house
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Keifer Sutherland almost missed out on the role of Jack Bauer because the producers WERE RUNNING OUT OF MONEY
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What happens in here?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best brand of GERMAN beer? Difficulty: That can easily be found in The United States of America?
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The U.S. has mysterious black helicopters, Canada has mysterious blue helicopters
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bank of England urged to make new £5 note vegan-friendly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Following Trump's victory, the Internet Archive decides to pack its data and move to Canada
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
PEI police to impose stricter punishment on drunk drivers by subjecting them to endless Nickelback while detained
source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 28, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is being followed by Hillary Clinton on Twitter
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Trudeau's eulogy of that swarthy revolutionary firebrand Fidel Castro, well, they don't call him 'Prime Minister Zoolander' for nothing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Canada, some people are losing patience with the pace of marijuana legalization. "We know how to sell pot. We know how to grow it. We know how to buy it, we know how to smoke it"
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Sat November 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland. Once again it's an all prime time hockey Saturday. The puck drops on the first flight of games at 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
After 5-year study, scientists say unchecked Arctic melting may bring irreversible change. But like that's just their opinion man, it's not like it's 'real' science or anything, amirite?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Canada has come to their senses and decided to remove themselves from the F-35 boondoggle
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your next in-flight meal could be catered by McDonald's
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Why did Lena Dunham decide to stay in the U.S.? Well because of the haters, DUH
source: heatst.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 23, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear World: poutine lip balm. Love, Canada
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey America: Canada needs 110,000 unskilled people to work in the field at harvest. Just sayin'
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
First a polar bear petted a dog. Then the polar bear did what polar bears do -- ate the dog (now with EVEN MORE SCIENCE)
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign in a shopping mall parking lot? Here comes the law
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Sun November 20, 2016
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA recalls Sabra hummus, creating a new fear of whirled peas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian parliamentary debate derailed by fart
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Beer thread. What are we drinking this weekend?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Half of Canada's population is going to be glued to the TV tonight when the puck drops on Habs/Leafs @ 7PM ET. Until then we've got Lighting/Flyers @1PM ET and Devils/Kings @ 4PM ET. Oh yeah, there are other games @ 7PM ET too. SHUT UP, PIERRE
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Romero News Network discovers prescription drugs are cheaper in Canuckistan
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, yet the North Pole is 36 degrees warmer than it should be
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Weed broke the Canadian stock market
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians vote for common loon. America nods its head in knowing agreement
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chachi Loves Trolling Hannah Horvath: "What's wrong with Mexico? The weather's nicer in Mexico. They have beaches and stuff. Why don't you guys go there?
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Swinging the Rudder Around on cycling safety, MP proposes 'Dutch Reach' bill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Within a week of Trump being elected Mexico & Canada have agreed to review NAFTA, the DEFCON level dropped and the US dollar has reached a 14-year high
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Feds ok butt secs. Suggest using maple syrup as lube
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Will all countries who haven't ramped up their bigotry in the wake of Trump's election please step forward? Not so fast there, Canada
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Now if THIS isn't the ultimate Canadian experience short of a beaver walking into a bar holding a jar of maple syrup, I don't know what is"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's difference between Canada and the US: when digging their own graves, Canadians use a backhoe, not an election
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Boston prepares to receive its annual $250,000 gift from the taxpayers of Canada. Merry Frickin' Christmas eh
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian stocks continue to rise after Donald Trump's election. First major stimulation of the economy caused by Americans who aren't even dodging a draft
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Trumpflation costs bond markets *Pinkie finger to lips* 1 Trillion Dollars
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Mon November 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know, it doesn't really count as environmentally friendly if you just push your houseboat into the sea and hope for the best
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Sun November 13, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ringleader pleads guilty after getting stuck with evidence in the $18 million Canadian Maple Syrup Heist. Our long national nightmare is over
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Sat November 12, 2016
(eNews Channel Africa)
 
 
 
A major casino in Canada hit by a cyber attack? What are the odds, eh?
source: enca.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 11, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy gets on the subway and smokes Fentanyl in a crack pipe. Kids call it a High Roller
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Marijuana vending carts still illegal in Canada, even if you declare 'No Minors' on it in stick-on letters
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How the world sees Trump's election win - through political cartoons (Warning - slide show, but worth it)
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(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Because moving to Canada is stupid and won't fix anything, Americans unhappy with Trump's victory are calling on Queen Elizabeth to revoke America's independence instead
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Realtor alert* Several prime pieces of real estate now available. Motivated Sellers
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(KTXS Abilene)
 
 
 
For those of you that are packing your bags and heading to Canada due to the recent election, you might want to check to see if there are any...barriers...that might hinder your entry into the great White North
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to move to Canada
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Make your predictions on what's going to happen with a Trump presidency over the next four years
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You can now cycle across Canada without leaving your computer: "The bike is connected to Google Maps using a micro-controller which overpowers the keys on her computer keyboard. A magnet and a Hall sensor calculate the circumference of her wheels"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Canada has ebola
source: digitaljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Not trying to instill U.S. panic, but the Canada immigration website has just crashed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The crazy train rolls on.... Election Thread #9
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Canadian Immigration website has crashed, but we haven't. It's your 2016 election thread #8
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin sighs, pulls out the wig and make up, asks Lorne if he can broadcast from Canada. It's your Election Thread #7
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Not a Damn Horse Race is a horse race again, as Americans start wondering how easy it is to sneak into Canada without being noticed. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 5: Don't stop drinking
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear America: you wouldn't like it here. We put socialisms in the water. No one is armed. Bison roam the streets. Sincerely, Canada"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Clinton is secretly Canadian
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AM New York)
 
 
 
It's your election day drinking game "If the news channel you're watching uses the breaking news banner to announce every state, drink"
source: amny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 07, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Canada thinks America's voting process is utterly idiotic
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canada posted its largest trade deficit ever in September and it's all the fault of this one ship from South Korea
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada: "Hi America, I know you're busy, but did you lose something?" Geiger counter: "Click. Click. Clickclickclickclickclick"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
Report: 90% of Canadians plan to spend election day rocking back and forth while moaning softly
source: thebeaverton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 03, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian military is investigating a mysterious noise in the Arctic. ♫ NOISE. NOISE. NOISE IN THE ARCTIC. NOISE ♫
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Canada and adorable little son wear the most clever costumes of 2016. Go home, Trump, you're drunk
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Over 1/3 of lay-about, lazy, overpaid federal workers will quit if The Donald becomes President. Will they also move to Canada?
source: hotair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 31, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Other than being "a graveyard smash" and knowing it "caught on in a flash," just what is the 'Monster Mash?'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
UK ranked as the most sleep-deprived nation. Of course, the best way to remedy that problem would be to just shut down all the pubs at midnight
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun October 30, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth offers to bring Monarchical Rule back to the United States
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannabis sales set to surpass alcohol when Canada legalises it next year
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is a Universal Basic Income the answer to the growing lack of jobs? Canada is going to run a trial next year
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cool: U.S. scientists find rare bacteria only ever previously found in southeast Asian wastewater. Gross: on a bus seat in San Francisco
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

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