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Headlines matching 'Canada'
Tue February 07, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)
(CBC) Scary Canada now officially endorses torture. This is neither a Celine Dion nor Nickelback joke  (cbc.ca) (257)


Sat February 04, 2012
(UPI) Asinine Today's story of incredibly excessive roaming charges comes to you from Saskatchewan, Canada  (upi.com) (26)


Thu February 02, 2012
(ABC) Stupid Having run out of regular immigrants, Canada recruits bureaucrats to pose as new Canadians for a citizenship ceremony  (abcnews.go.com) (37)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada  (duluthnewstribune.com) (22)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CBC) Scary So while we're all talking about global warming, Canada didn't have a winter this year  (cbc.ca) (350)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Canada.com) Interesting Now that Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record, she can no longer film movies in Canada  (canada.com) (35)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories and judges FARK's clever Deion Sanders divorce headline as the best of the week (1st section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (1)
(Fox News) Cool Yet another example that Canada is cool: Dwarf-tossing event to take place, despite objections from busybodies and naysayers. You submitted this with a shorter headline  (foxnews.com) (52)
(CNN) Amusing Canadian orange juice banned in U.S. What's next, Mexican maple syrup?  (money.cnn.com) (68)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Boing Boing) Asinine Canada's new SOPA-style copyright bill could shut down YouTube. What's this all aboot, eh?  (boingboing.net) (58)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Iran responds to EU sanctions by announcing the execution of a Canadian  (nakedsecurity.sophos.com) (82)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird People in countries as far apart as Budapest, Hungary and Canada have reported hearing mysterious loud snoring sounds coming from the skies late at night  (asiaone.com) (146)


Thu January 19, 2012
(National Post) Sad Freestyle skier Sarah Burke dies at 29, due to her injuries suffered in last week's accident  (sports.nationalpost.com) (103)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Washington hires the entire country of Canada to run its offense  (espn.go.com) (18)


Mon January 16, 2012
(CBC) Dumbass Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?  (cbc.ca) (196)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Asinine That same-sex marriage you and your partner travelled to Canada for? Canada doesn't acknowledge it as valid if your home country still hates the gheys, but thanks for the money you spent there anyway  (m.theglobeandmail.com) (139)


Wed January 11, 2012
(CBC) Scary Canadian freestyle skier Sarah Burke in coma after mishap while training on superpipe in Park City  (cbc.ca) (37)


Tue January 10, 2012
(CBC) Dumbass Terrorists have trained mussels and kelp to attack Canadian navy  (cbc.ca) (26)
(CBC) Asinine Guess which government now labels groups that oppose it as 'radicals'. Is it: A) Syria, B) Venezuela or C) Canada  (cbc.ca) (74)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Dumbass Canada's answer to Glenn Beck gives a reasoned, articulate response to a company's boycott of tarsands oil. Just kidding, he tells the senior VP to go f*ck his mother  (thestar.com) (64)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Video The best video of a New Year's Eve melee at a Chinese restaurant in Montreal ever  (thesmokinggun.com) (34)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Toronto Sun) Spiffy Top 100 influential Canadians in baseball, 2011. You'll need a bigger leaflet  (m.torontosun.com) (29)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The New York Times) Fail Rick Perry: "Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don't have to buy from a foreign source"  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (234)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Ron Paul will save America from the imaginary plot to merge the US, Canada, and Mexico into one country and then turn our household guns over to the UN  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Amusing Displaced hoser tries to discern meaning of Canadian Christmas by listening to 12 straight hours of Canadian artists' greatest holiday albums and songs. "Why didn't anyone prepare me for how awful Rita MacNeil is?"  (avclub.com) (40)


Thu December 22, 2011
(CBC) Fail Tourist decides to go on a hiking trip to the taliban-infested mountains of Afghanistan, with predictable results  (cbc.ca) (154)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Toronto Sun) Hero US: 'We can't socialize healthcare, it'll kill innovation' Canada: 'Oh yeah? Where's your HIV vaccine, eh?' Hero tag needs a maple leaf  (torontosun.com) (305)
(Globe and Mail) Scary Merrill Lynch says Canadian real estate market is in a bubble and prices could plunge 5% to 10% over the next year. Hmm, actually, -10% returns are pretty good in this economy  (theglobeandmail.com) (37)
(MSNBC) Strange Man drove dead wife home to Canada from Oregon, says it was the most peaceful and relaxed 225 miles he's ever driven with her in the car  (msnbc.msn.com) (54)


Sun December 18, 2011
(TSN) Asinine Absolutely nobody in Canada is shocked as Quebec's bigots argue an English coach can't lead their team, forget that it was a French coach who got them into this mess to begin with  (tsn.ca) (127)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)


Thu December 15, 2011
(The Register) Silly New iPhone app lets you brag about all the ways you just did your hot girlfriend. In Canada  (theregister.co.uk) (24)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Former Miss World Canada contestant and Miss Congeniality award winner one of the latest to be charged in the Vancouver Stanley Cup riot  (globaltvbc.com) (49)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Amusing Canadian professor who hasn't lived in Italy for 28 years surprised when newspapers start reporting he's the country's new agriculture minister  (theglobeandmail.com) (17)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Canada.com) Sad Being a gay Iranian immigrant in Canada is supposed to be easier than being gay in Iran, that is, if they had gays in Iran  (canada.com) (72)


Wed November 30, 2011
(TheSpec.com) Strange The mayor of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada hires a Senior Military Advisor, plans invasion of other Canadian cities you've never heard of  (thespec.com) (44)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Survey lists world's Top 10 cities in terms of "Quality of Living." Zero in the U.S., 1 in America Jr., 1 in Australia's own Canada, 1 where they make porn, and 7 in places where they talk like the villians in old WWII movies  (shine.yahoo.com) (274)
(Canada.com) Interesting Canada considers pulling out of Kyoto. I bet you didn't even know they'd attacked Japan  (canada.com) (35)
(CBC) News Iranians storm British embassy, but are only able to find a bunch of guys with Canadian passports  (cbc.ca) (136)


Fri November 25, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Ex-N.Y. mafia boss found dead by river in Canada. Autopsy results are pending after removal of cement shoes  (abcnews.go.com) (38)


Sat November 19, 2011
(kamloops daily news) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News says that FARK's Wilson Ramos headline is safely the big hit of the week (2nd section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (2)
(Toronto Star) Hero You'll take our mighty Canadian sausage America. You'll take it and you'll like it  (thestar.com) (56)


Fri November 18, 2011
(CNN) Amusing Jesus Christ it's a Canada Lynx, get in the car! With glamour shot of what an exotic cat may look like  (wsbtv.com) (53)


Thu November 10, 2011
(MSNBC) Weird Another foot washes up on Canadian coast, bringing total to nearly three metres  (msnbc.msn.com) (61)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Hey Canada: When you wake up next spring, we'll have moved military equipment closer to the border. You need not worry about a thing. . . (snicker)  (kirotv.com) (83)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Interesting Canadian accounting rules force insurers to take losses, even though those same insurers would be profitable if they were American  (theglobeandmail.com) (56)


Thu November 03, 2011
(CBC) Obvious Man leads Canadian cops in five-hour pursuit where "neither the truck driver nor police broke highway speed limits"  (cbc.ca) (33)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Winnipeg Free Press) Silly Illuminati symbols on American currency? Canadians up the ante by finding sex toys, naked women and secret codes on their new bills  (winnipegfreepress.com) (101)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely "A number of people would have been outraged if Timothy McVeigh had made it to Canada after the Oklahoma City bombing and the President had taken him out with a drone, without a trial"  (motionsonline.org) (249)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Some Canuck) Asinine Canada's new crime bill will cost you nine months in jail for passing a joint. This alarms many people, including criminologist Anthony Do... What? Seriously? Ok, yeah, so the guy's name is Doob  (thechronicleherald.ca) (126)
(YouTube) Video Canada needs more pirates to fight the ninja invasion  (youtube.com) (13)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Canada to upgrade Navy. Vows to provide each ship with paddles, patches and air pump  (news.yahoo.com) (94)


Thu October 20, 2011
(CBC) Hero Meanwhile, in Canada, Conservative politicians make an "It Gets Better" video  (cbc.ca) (88)
(Canada.com) Interesting Microsoft and Canada Pension Plan preparing to buy Yahoo, see Canadians working until 90  (canada.com) (12)


Wed October 19, 2011
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) lists FARK'S hilarious NFL headline as a highlight of their Morning Briefing column  (theprovince.com) (0)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The Consumerist) Florida The reason you don't want to put family on your T-Mobile plan? They may take a trip to Canada and rack up $201,000 in charges  (consumerist.com) (151)


Sat October 15, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Occupy protests make it to Toronto, where a good natured water gun fight erupted between protesters and police, soaking dozens. This is why the terrorists hate Canada  (iheartchaos.com) (103)


Fri October 14, 2011
(National Post) Hero Canadian government has identified some animal-rights groups as terrorists  (news.nationalpost.com) (255)


Thu October 13, 2011
(daily gleaner) Spiffy The Daily Gleaner (Canada) loves FARK's hilarious baseball auction headline (5th section)   (dailygleaner.canadaeast.com) (0)

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