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153 headlines found matching 'Canada'
Thu May 05, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadians were so eager to fill out their census forms that they crashed the Statistics Canada web site
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Largest newspaper in Canada reports $50m loss. Subby not helping by posting link to their competition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The rumors of International Paper acquiring Weyerhaeuser are no longer pulp fiction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Intelligence chief warns ISIS could attack the US. But then again, so can Canada
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Star of Disney's "Flight of the Navigator" arrested for bank robbery in Canada
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(Some Interrogator)
 
 
 
After years of subjecting people to Celine, Justin Bieber and Alan Thicke, Canada finally agrees to join UN torture ban
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Tue May 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Know your U.S. geography: Example #21 - Due to a mistake on a map in 1783, there's actually a piece of the U.S. in the middle of Canada
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian TV finally showed something this playoff season that Canadian NHL fans were interested in..... the NHL Draft Lottery
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Mon May 02, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz goes off the reservation
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds writes heartfelt letter as a tribute to young Deadpool fan who died of cancer
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What Canada considers worthy of a constitutional crisis: 14 cases of beer
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
♫ What's my age again? What's my age again? ♫
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccination parents who refused medical care for their young son stricken with meningitis, giving him maple syrup as if it were a cure-all, have been found guilty of killing him. Yes, even Canada has these nut jobs; it's not just the US
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sadistic dentist who performed unecessary painful procedures sentenced to be fed to a singing carnivorous plant
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The Yukon Gold potato turns 50 this year, and Canadians are pumped aboot it: "I'd like to have potato festivals across Canada. If I had my way, I'd have a huge Yukon Gold event in Times Square"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Introducing the street drug W-18, 10,000 times more powerful than morphine. This should end well for Florida
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama flies to England to have lunch with Canada's head of state
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
When Americans and British agreed to split USA and Canada on the 49th Parallel, they forgot about one tiny town
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
High school basketball player discovered to actually be 30 years old, critical mistake was mentioning in conversation obscure NBA player Larry Bird
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
U.S. attacks ISIS with B52's. Canada to send Bieber, Nickleback
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Come in for the giant jars of pickles, stay for 1 of our famous hot dogs and don't forget your free hepatitis vaccine
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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(National Post)
 
 
 
After 8 years in Guantanomo, now free on bail in Canada, former prisoner is engaged to be married to a human rights activist who helped free him. Wait... bail? Wait... engaged to a..?
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Sun April 17, 2016
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, asked tongue-in-cheek question by reporter, proceeds to school reporters in quantum computing with a lucid, understandable, scientifically correct answer. Your turn, 2016 Presidential candidates
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
What's worse than your baby having brain cancer? Getting the news your baby may also have been exposed to measles while at the hospital
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Michael Bublé eats corn on the cob tip-first, like a goddamn banana. Or corn dog. Or popsicle. Or other longer-than-they-are-wide things
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Fri April 15, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
From worst at Christmas to 1st in the Pacific, the Ducks late-to-the-party theme continues with their 1st post season game tonight, but before that TWO games in Florida *sticks tongue out at Canada* & one from St. Louis 7:00, 7:30, 8:00 & 10:30ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, here's an article that contains the phrase "Ziploc bags full of frozen spiders"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man with worst case of crabs ever gets sentenced to five years in prison
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Canada politely tells Americans to go kill themselves somewhere else
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
American national anthem broadcast in McDonald's restaurants every morning in Canada, annoys the locals
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jane Goodall to meet Canadian PM Trudeau, check him for fleas and nits
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New company claims it can predict the future by decoding the past. The bad news is that when they type in our economic future the program keeps going back to 1929
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was Canada. Huh? Isn't this Canada? I'm sorry, I thought this was Canada"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two things: Canada thinks the rest of the world is going to pay a lot of money for raw tree sap marketed as water, and the world ain't getting any smarter
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Canada in six. Book it. Done
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada was going to say some crap about Trump but they then realized that they gave us Ted Cruz and decided they had nothing to say
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not only have American teams claimed all of the NHL playoff spots, but Team USA beat Canada last night to win the IIHF women's world championship. USA. USA. USA
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Using infrared satellite images, notable space archaeologist discovers Viking settlement site on the southwest coast of Newfoundland. Bonus: Space archeologist reads Fark, and is a friend of Drew's
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Gonna need another wall
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Before Donald Trump made everyone want to move to Canada, the nation's railroad enticed people with ads
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Canadian PM discusses his reputation as a pothead
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver returns to the sport's roots - smuggling contraband
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress wants NIH to challenge patent on prostate cancer drug, developed with tax dollars, that sells in Japan and Sweden for $39,000 and in Canada for $30,000, but in the U. S. costs $129,000. Problem?
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Sat March 26, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Today's "most Canadian story of the year" contestant features a Mountie shutting down the highway so that a beaver can cross it
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Fri March 25, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The cargo bike is the new family car
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Thu March 24, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Madonna somehow overtakes Bruce Springsteen to become highest-grossing solo touring artist ever
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Does your child have Down Syndrome? That's a deporting
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Sat March 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's most dangerous woman has once again been released from prison, and now she's coming for YOUR grandpa because he's lonely since you don't visit
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Watch a fast attack submarine break through thick arctic ice. It's scary cool
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Fri March 18, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Stanley Cup. You don't look a day over 124
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman "not getting the message" after 14 distracted driving tickets. Maybe they should text it to her
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to Canada to install stationary bicycles in classrooms so students can burn off steam whenever they feel the need
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(Electronics News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists announce record entanglement complexity on a single chip, putting quantum computers one step closer. This is a repeat from next week
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: VPN Unlimited & To Do Checklist: Lifetime Subscription Bundle. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed March 16, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's long national nightmare is over
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Leave it to Canadians to be sober enough to complain about St. Patrick's Day graphic design snafus
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Mon March 14, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada Border Services says its testing is so accurate that less than 1 time in 100 will it mistake human remains for ketamine
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, but electing Trump still won't rid us of Hillary
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Birtherism has come full circle
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Thu March 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police press to pop pooping peeper
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Besties Obama and Trudeau chilling tonight in the first US-Canada State Dinner in 19 years, a time otherwise known as the "Bush-Harper Vortex Of Suck"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Finally, something that Millennials can brag about: Getting conned
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
"100% All Natural" chicken nuggets recalled for containing metal. Yummy
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(National Post)
 
 
 
You can now get a lifetime supply of free puppies in Australia. Unclear, if a lifetime supply of old newspapers and new furniture is included in the deal
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Competitors from around the country and as far afield as Canada today descended on the Eden Project for the fifth annual World Pasty Championships, the greatest celebration of Cornwall's culinary gift to the world"
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
Canadian Forces' Battlemech Procurement programme $500 trillion over budget
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Fri March 04, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Canada's new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau admittedly doesn't read newspapers or watch the news on television but he thinks Americans need to pay more attention to the world
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Canada beats America at its own game, combines Cheetos and Taco Bell
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One silver lining to a Trump presidency? It will cause Miley Cyrus to become Canada's problem
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Wed March 02, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Google saw a YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE spike in searches for the term, "how to move to Canada" yesterday
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Canada finally begins phasing In government-mandated à la carte cable
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Tue March 01, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Its not German racism that makes refugees return home. It's the impenetrable German bureaucracy
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Mon February 29, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"NCIS" renewed for two more seasons of being the show that just happens to still be playing on the TV after your grandpa falls asleep watching "Jeopardy"
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Sun February 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Baccarat player convicted of 'cheating at play' offence at Canadian casino. The charge is so infrequently laid that the last time anyone can remember, Canada used it to clean up a bass fishing tournament
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Sat February 27, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman files workplace safety complaint over farting co-worker, gets new office: "He also washed his feet with vinegar and made these bizarre noises, such as strange yawns"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Kramer and Newman finally cash in on their bottle deposit scheme
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Government enacts Sanders' free tuition plan. In Canada
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man fined for smuggling 40 live turtles in his pants. Hope they weren't snappers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amazon sells book about serial killer Robert Pickton, which quickly hits the top ten. Then the publishers hastily yank the book after realizing it's a book BY serial killer Robert Pickton
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Canada starts preparing for the worst: "How bad could a President Trump really be?"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Michael Moore puts blame for Flint water crisis where it belongs - on Canada
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's look at Trump's work overseas: In Panama, his condominium owners are trying to fire him. In Canada and Turkey, his business partners want to cut him loose. In Scotland and Ireland he claims to be making millions but so far is losing money
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Stingray photobombs proposal. Crikey
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Some Hoser)
 
 
 
Toque-clad Fort McMurray man wins nationwide contest to be named Great Canadian Hoser in honor of building 20x30 backyard ice rink for his kids. When they grow up, he plans to ease them into world of curling, backbacon, and Molson's
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wonders whether Marco Rubio is, you know, eligible to run for president. He's just asking questions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'll take "What's That All Aboot, Eh?" for $600, Alex
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Sun February 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
US women's soccer team promises "bloodbath" against Canada in Sunday's CONCACAF final
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Fri February 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois judge to hear birther case against white supremacist Cuban from Canada on Friday
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Thu February 18, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
U.S. eh, U.S. eh
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart Brazil is doing worse than Target Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says politicians are the most dishonest people he's ever met. And this is coming from a man who used to own a beauty pageant with contestants who claimed their looks were all natural
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Trump's friends were murdered. But they were from Canada, so you wouldn't know them
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen year-old Syrian claims refugee status entering Canada from the US, is at risk of being deported since the US isn't dangerous for Syrian refugees. Yet. Listen, check with them again in a year, eh?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The opening shots of Rubio's new "Morning Again In America' campaign are impassioned and inspiring and in Canada
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Sat February 13, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The NBA mid-season showcase continues tonight from Drake's Toronto with the Taco Bell Skills, Foot Locker 3's & Verizon Slams competitions making up the State Farm All Star Saturday. This thread is brought to you by Fark. 8pm ET TNT, TSN4
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Sippin' on maple syrup and melted snow
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Win Butler gets speech cut off during NBA all-star game because he was discussing Canada's free health care
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Cruz isn't a natural born citizen. New Hotness: Cruz is an illegal alien. WHAR LONG-FORM CRBA?
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and the Fark Weird News Quiz is back. Which is good, you needed a break from figuring out what to do for your girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Your supermodel girlfriend. From Canada
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Paternity leave is for you to take care of your wife and newborn child, not your horny mistress. You'd think the guy who wrote the paternity leave law would understand that
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Thu February 11, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: Cryoseism (aka frostquake) watch issued for Toronto area
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"This is Officer 1B-Di, subject located. continuing search for Sarah Connor"
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
And in today's wacky sitcom ideas, what if a gay Syrian refugee was forced to live with a Taliban militant?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls 840,000 ceiling lamps because raining glass is not a desirable quality in a lampshade
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
J. K. Rowling admits that writing for grown-ups sucks
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Mon February 08, 2016
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Pro soccer teams are now signing people who are really good at FIFA to be their "official gamers"
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Sat February 06, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo reveals sex of panda cubs. Well that is just so WRONG
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(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Blackberry lays off 200 employees. In other news, Blackberry still had more than 200 employees
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada, and there's an app for that, or you could hang here for Hockey Day in Farkistan and catch up on *all* the NHL hockey. First pucks drop at 1 pm ET, last at 10 pm ET, 12 games all in. GAME ONNN
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This guy is making a fortune selling bottles of fresh air to the Chinese
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia and Canada just blew that whole "The US is too vast to have fast broadband" thing right out the water
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes Canada as member of family worth billions who killed 3 kids and their grandfather while driving drunk "accepted full responsibility and accountability for his conduct and the devastating consequences of that conduct." Wait, what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New FAA reauthorization bill would privatize air traffic control, following the model of third world hellholes like Canada
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hi-Yah is a new tv channel dedicated to martial arts film. Other names considered for the channel were popular fighting phrases like "WOO", "Waahaaa", and "Ouch I shouldn't have tried that kick without stretching. Gimme a minute"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Guelph Mercury)
 
 
 
After chewing over all the evidence, police believe they have identified suspect in $1,500 gum heist, say tougher gum control laws would have helped prevent this
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In new poll, two-thirds of Canadians feel a President Trump would be 'bad for Canada.' The other third reportedly too busy preparing to burn down the White House again to respond
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Yeah, gimme a shot of that fancy cognac you have over there, would you?" "That will be $1000, sir." *spit-take*
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Thu January 28, 2016
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, four cops actually charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for planting drugs on a drug dealer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump lashes out and attacks Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and, for whatever reason, non-contender Rand Paul
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Wed January 27, 2016
(The Tab)
 
 
 
PETA argues your Canada Goose jacket isn't just pretentious, it's giving you cancer
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Not only does 1 salmon cost more than barrel of oil, so do 4 heads of cauliflower in Canada
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Tue January 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mercury drops suddenly in Canada
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Sat January 23, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know it's cold when there's snow in Las Vegas, New Orleans, or Jerusalem (slideshow)
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Fri January 22, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Days Since a School Shooting: 0. Fark: In Canada
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know who else seized jewelry from "migrants"? (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dick move might get gymnast to the Olympics
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Wed January 20, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Not everybody in Canada is thrilled about Quebec holding a national funeral for Celine Dion's dad
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Koch brothers are buying oil for -$0.50 per barrel
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Mon January 18, 2016
(The Score)
 
 
 
You know it's a proper hockey donnybrook when it ends with the ref throwing 'em until he's knocked out
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Doctor Who wins 'Golden Tomato' award from Rotten Tomatoes. Some fans still propose throwing the award at showrunner Steven Moffat
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Sat January 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas lawyer files lawsuit demanding to see Ted Cruz's birth certificate
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Crates of lobsters stolen from Nova Scotian fishery. At $6/pound, that's $27000 street value. Canada announces the War on Lobsters, Mountie interdiction task force started
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The subtle wit of the New York Daily News pokes a little fun at Ted Cruz for his debate comments about the city
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(National Post)
 
 
 
🎵You say "new-FOUND-land, I say "new-found-LAND", Let's shoot each other in the gut🎵
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: "A lot of Muslims have come up to me and told me that they agree that they should be banned from entering the US"
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Thu January 14, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Montana could be sending 40 tasty rare sage grouse to Alberta to help rebuild the delectable mouthwatering population
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Wed January 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Germany credits David Bowie with helping to topple the Berlin Wall. Coincidentally, Justin Bieber now being credited with the movement to build a wall between the U.S. and Canada
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Pier 1 Imports recalls 276,000 outdoor swing chairs because tipping over is not relaxing
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
17-year-old racks up $8,000 XBox credit card bill playing FIFA 16, tells dad he has no idea how that happened, must have bought the Sepp Blatter edition
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
You hear people talk about how climate change is so bad, but we know more about 19th-century whaling practices along the eastern seaboard now than we ever did before and you can thank climate change for that, but nobody will
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(CBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Canada's Atlantic Lottery Corp. is taking bets on the U. S. presidential election. Check out the odds on your candidate
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Why does global warming hate hockey?
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Global warming has never looked so beautiful
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter jumps on the "Birthin' Cruz" bandwagon. That sounds like the worst band name or porn movie title, both of which will probably show up this election
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Wed January 06, 2016
(SC Magazine)
 
 
 
Study finds Canadian malware found "substantially different" than American. For one thing, it asks if you'd mind installing it and often displays a "Sorry 'boot this" message as it's stealing your data
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
TransCanada sues US government for not allowing them to lay their pipe down and spread sticky fluids across our midsection
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump surrogate: UK's debate to ban Trump for racist views is against the free speech rights outlined in US
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former TX School Board member and current Liberty University employee and Ted Cruz's VA campaign co-chair says Christians must take over public schools to prevent "deception of the seed". Unclear if our precious bodily fluids are also at risk
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow does a side-by-side comparison of Donald Trump and George Wallace. Aside from the hair, the comparison is terrifying
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Pro-gunner" debates "pro-reasonable changes to background-checks" spokesperson. Gets as far as "Solyndra" and "Planned Parenthood" before the wheels on the train come off, off, off
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