Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Russia threatening to invade Canada of mineral and oil rights. Canada responds with a 'oh ya? Well my pants can kick your butt'  (cbc.ca)	(294)

		Jim Bunning is now blocking nominations in the Senate because of a law passed in Canada. That place up north. The one that's not one of the 50 states  (huffingtonpost.com)	(147)
		To Americans who don't fully grasp how popular Tim Hortons is in Canada, this pretty much sums it up  (torontosun.com)	(216)

Canadians are becoming more politically conservative, although "conservative" to a Canadian means asking the hooker for permission before you light a joint  (theglobeandmail.com)

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In the future, all people will be Canadian  (alternet.org)

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Just in case you needed more proof the Obama administration is Anti-American  (aolnews.com)

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		Canadian teabagger: "Debates about monetary policy are monopolized by a handful of economists speaking in unintelligible jargon." Economists: "You sound bitter about that F in Econ. Go back to trolling Fark"  (network.nationalpost.com)	(60)
		The US Dollar? What is that, like 97 cents Canadian?  (news.yahoo.com)	(244)

Crosby's bag of gold medal winning equipment was not stolen, a handful of sticks and 4 gloves were found at Pearson. Hockey Canada glad to have a stick and glove back  (tsn.ca)

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		To teach Canadians a lesson about the importance of controlling government spending, Canadian finance minister spends $3,100 of taxpayer's money to fly to a Tim Horton's coffee shop and back  (cnews.canoe.ca)	(72)
(Some Hockey Guy)		Still basking in the glow of the U.S./Canada gold medal game, NBC's tilt between the Blackhawks and Red Wings is a ratings juggernaut. Just kidding, the ratings suck even worse than before  (lastangryfan.com)	(50)

President Obama doesn't seem to have any close friends among foreign leaders. He does have a girlfriend who's a model in Canada, but you wouldn't know her  (americanthinker.com)

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Canada scraps plan to change national anthem from "O Canada" to "2112"; as a backup, organizers were willing to concede to adopting "Temples of Syrinx" but the plan failed  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

US and Canada moving to transgenic pork. But you'll know it's fake, since you can tell by the pig cells    (vancouversun.com)

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		Canadian national anthem to be made gender-neutral. Kind of like Canadians  (cbc.ca)	(56)
		If you happen to find Sidney Crosby's Olympic hockey gloves and stick that he tossed in the air after scoring the winning overtime goal against Team USA, 35 million Canadians would like to have a word with you. You can keep the mouth guard  (google.com)	(118)
(Some Guy)		Thanks to the US losing to Canada in Olympic Hockey, Obama is sending Canada's prime minister a case of Molson beer, and White House press secretary Robert Gibbs will wear a Canadian jersey during his daily on-camera briefing  (vancouversun.com)	(83)

This is what you get for beating us in hockey: "Glee" concert tour won't stop in Canada  (jam.canoe.ca)

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		With the Canada/USA Olympic flamewar dying down, Deadspin kickstarts the annual Yanks/Sox pissing contest by naming the AL East's second most successful team their "Team of the Decade"  (deadspin.com)	(107)
(sportsmediawatch)		The US/Canada game outdrew the World Series, NBA finals, and NCAA basketball finals. But yeah, Americans don't care about hockey  (sportsmediawatch.blogspot.com)	(325)
		As goofy as the Winter Olympics Closing Ceremonies were, Neil Young's performance of "Long May You Run" was beautiful and flawless  (mtv.com)	(38)
		Canada's economy expands at annualized rate of five per cent in the fourth quarter, according to the most boring headline on Fark today  (edmontonjournal.com)	(23)
(538)		If you cut out the newfangled sports, Germany lead the 2010 medal count. Canada loaded up on golds in made-up, phony sports  (fivethirtyeight.com)	(180)

		3:15 ESTcan't come fast enough - this is it, your official Canada vs US gold medal hockey thread  (nhl.com)	(lots)
(Some Guy)		Pickle has more fans than Nickelback. More talent too  (nymag.com)	(47)
		Canada sets record for most Gold by host nation. Please be so kind as to suck it...world  (ctvolympics.ca)	(154)

		Old and busted: Canadian women's hockey team celebration. The new hotness: Russian bobsledder cheering after Canadians massively crash (w/video)  (deadspin.com)	(48)
		"Canada knows it can't overlook Slovakia". Why not? The Czechs did for years  (nhl.com)	(π)
		After handing the American women their asses, Canadian Women's hockey team gets the gold medal in "how to celebrate your gold medal"  (cbc.ca)	(253)
		Canada lays the smackdown on the USA in gold medal hockey match, much like in the War of 1812 when they burned down the White House  (sports.yahoo.com)	(211)

		"Canada: the skinny and weakling bro to a beefy United States and a colonial outpost to the United Kingdom, whose Queen smiles happily from Canadian postage stamps. " Gee Russia, what do you REALLY think?  (english.pravda.ru)	(338)
		Team Canada beats the Russians in men's Olympic hockey for the first time in 50 years  (cbc.ca)	(282)

Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, has put up with his Canadian stalker for 7 years. Today he snapped  (dilbert.com)

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(Some Blogger)		It's official: Over 64 percent of Canadians watched all or part of USA-Canada game, setting national records for TV viewing, shattered morale  (fangsbites.com)	(469)
		Today's excuse for Canada's low medal count at the Vancouver Olympics is (spins wheel): fans cheering too loud  (theprovince.com)	(110)
		Ovechkin on the US men's win over Canada: "I was not surprised, I knew it would be a pretty hard game for Canada. They have probably the same style of game." and don't even get him started on that douche Crosby  (nhl.com)	(191)

The colourful and boisterous nature of Canadian hockey fans. With somber "losing to the US" music playing in the background  (olympics.thestar.com)

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		Russia vs Czech Rep, USA vs Canada. Canada Hockey Place will rock as the world's biggest hockey powers meet on Super Sunday  (nhl.com)	(1947)
		In honor of today's USA-Canada hockey game, I give you the Canada song from MST3K  (youtube.com)	(80)

RIAA throws dart at map and declares war on Canada  (arstechnica.com)

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The clanging of the giant brass balls rings much quieter tonight as Canada's last WWI vet passes away at age 109  (cbc.ca)

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		Canada drops the ball yet again, lets a mentally ill man with a homemade security pass through two checkpoints and to within feet of Joe Biden during Vancouver opening ceremonies  (ctvbc.ctv.ca)	(154)
		Canadians want to win gold medals. Aww, that's so cute: "Someday, someone is going to explain to me why it is that journalists so frequently speak about Canadians as though we are all about 2 feet tall and 7 years old"  (slate.com)	(116)
		Too late to help out Mitt Romney, Air Canada proposes nut-free buffer zones on flights    (thestar.com)	(24)

		USA vs Switzerland, Canada vs Norway, Russia vs Latvia - your Day 1 Olympic hockey thread  (sports.yahoo.com)	(278)
		Today's Olympic skiing canceled because of excess snow. Make up your damn mind already, Canada  (sports.espn.go.com)	(97)

		Alex Bilodeau's win wasn't just the first gold medal for Canada at home, it was also a blow to the spyware community. Wait, what?  (sportsbybrooks.com)	(59)
(Some Guy)		Alexandre Bilodeau wins Canada's first-ever gold medal on home soil at the Olympics. Hero tag for the most touching, tear-jerking Olympic story ever  (ctvolympics.ca)	(100)
		According to Meredith Vieira and NBC, Michael J. Fox died of cancer while attempting to run across Canada  (sports.yahoo.com)	(88)

Still confused about why NBC doesn't want to air Olympic hockey? Canada's 18-0 victory of Slovakia might give you a clue as to why  (espn.go.com)

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(Vancouver 2010)		Opening ceremonies of the XXI Winter Olympics from rainy, snowless Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 9ET, 6PT  (vancouver2010.com)	(lots)
		NBC explains its decision to show ice dancing over U.S./Canada hockey. "This is just another case of why the NHL will never be as popular as its fan base either believes it is or wants it to be."  (sports.yahoo.com)	(143)
		Canadian authorities blow up 'suspicious package' only to find out it contained a fishing rod. Looks like they fell for it - hook, line, and sinker  (upi.com)	(56)

		Air Canada loses just $56 million in 2009 fourth quarter, which can easily be made up by applying a few dozen more fees to your ticket  (calgaryherald.com)	(22)
		Canadians have made their choice, and by a margin of almost 5:1, they prefer an onion ring to their Prime Minister. That number goes up even more when you add cheese and gravy  (cnews.canoe.ca)	(42)

Canadian team thrusts forward observation, nailing homosexuals as exceptionally skilled at rearing children, plowing into Christian rhetoric  (examiner.com)

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(Some Farker)

Bi-national Fark Party - Niagara Falls NY & Canada. Barrels, Clifton Hill Crawl optional. DIT LGN  (fallsviewcasino.ca)

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Eighty percent of Canadians think hockey has become too violent, while 20 percent are going to high-stick your nosy ass if you ask another question  (slam.canoe.ca)

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Hockey Day in Canada Thread: Canadiens @ Senators, Canucks @ Leafs, and the Toilet Bowl finale with Oilers @ Flames  (cbc.ca)

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(Some Canuck)

The only hot Phys Ed/French teacher in all of Canada has affair with 15-year old boy (with "she's 40?" pic)  (badjocksnews.com)

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Canada's ambassador to Iran from 1977-1980, who saved US embassy personnel during the Iranian Revolution, was actually a spy for the CI eh    (theglobeandmail.com)

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Rush finally enters the Hall of Fame. Oh wait. In Canada. Nevermind  (cbc.ca)

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Canadian TV makes its decision on what to air in Leno's old primetime slot, chooses "Chuck," "Parenthood," "Ugly Betty," and some CanCon crap you've never heard of. Your move, America  (hollywoodreporter.com)

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		Canada tries to make China their chum for seal meat  (metronews.ca)	(19)
		Canada's second oldest magazine, proudly named "The Beaver" for more than 90 years, has finally admitted defeat in the face of modern-day perverts and spam filters and changed its name  (canada.com)	(84)

		Excited about watching the Winter Olympics? Well suck it Americans, NBC to broadcast events on tape delay  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(135)
		Man arrested for drunken snowblowing. Otherwise known as Thursday in Canada  (upi.com)	(54)

		Canadian govt : We'll arrest and fine anyone who collect lobsters that washed up on the beach because they weren't caught under license. Mayor of St John: STFU and pass the melted butter  (upi.com)	(110)
		Canada deflated as USA snaps their five-year Gold Medal streak at World Junior Hockey Championships. America looks up from what it's doing and asks "The World what now?"  (ctv.ca)	(197)

Team Canada's 2010 Olympic Roster revealed. Let the complaining begin  (nhl.com)

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Canada's PM to enjoy pirogies, or something  (cbc.ca)

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(Some Guy)

Canadian drivers offer tips to British on how to drive safely on roads covered with snow and ice. It's not going to hurt you folks in the southern states to read this either  (dailyexpress.co.uk)

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Stephen Harper has been named Canadian newsmaker of the year in survey of the most boring news organizations ever  (cbc.ca)

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Canada considers putting anti-cancer enzyme in french fries and potato chips, kind of like how they used to put chemotherapy in your old CRT TV  (google.com)

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		A private Canadian company says it will plant 1,176 trees to offset the carbon emitted by Air Force One when it carries President Barack Obama to Copenhagen for the international climate conference  (cnsnews.com)	(240)
		Canadian nuns launch national advertising campaign to recruit new members. Photoshop a recruiting poster  (upi.com)	(22)

RBC Dominion Securities helps rich Canadians hide their money in Liechtenstein. Poor Canadians still using jar on the 'fridge  (theglobeandmail.com)

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Canada prepares to pull out military out of Afghanistan at end of 2011, agonizes about whether to airlift the rifle home or just leave it there  (nationalpost.com)

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(Some Anchorage Moosewrap)		Sarah Palin gettin' paid $200,000 to speak at fundraiser for socialist Canadian abortion-providin', death-panelin' hospitals whose health-care system she thinks should be dismantled. Taa-daaa?  (adn.com)	(110)
		Good news: Team invited to play in bowl game. Bad news: It's in Canada and now you need to arrange 200 passports by the end of next week  (www2.tbo.com)	(43)
		Greenpeace protestors stage illegal protest on Canada's Parliament Hill, so now Parliament has banned Greenpeace T-shirts. So there  (cnews.canoe.ca)	(52)
		In Canada, even the nuclear waste is polite  (csmonitor.com)	(64)
		Why Canada is being slammed by the world for climate change emissions even though it's the United States that farted in the elevator and then let someone else get shunned for it  (earthtimes.org)	(104)

(Some Guy)

Canada cuts the cost of its mission in Afghanistan by not paying the soldiers who afre fighting there. Again  (ottawacitizen.com)

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Not News: Lawsuit in Canada over music piracy. News: the infringement is valued at 60 billion. Fark: The infringers are Sony, Warner, EMI, and Universal music  (boingboing.net)

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		"The charms of the lumpy, sodden mass that is poutine have always escaped me. And really, in a nation plagued by obesity problems, do Canadians need a whole restaurant dedicated this now ubiquitous food category?"  (torontosun.com)	(158)
		Many Americans now think we should mind our own business  (freep.com)	(101)

U.S. speedskater says Stephen Colbert is "a jerk" for making fun of Canada. What's that all aboot?  (popwatch.ew.com)

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		For decades its residents would have been pleased to inform you that all life on Earth probably started in Canada, but now there may be science to prove it  (canada.com)	(42)
		Lazy swan to fly on Air Canada  (edmontonjournal.com)	(45)

		Arcade Fire to release their third album in 2010, central themes will focus on Canadian snowstorms, staying indoors and how to start your car in freezing weather  (guardian.co.uk)	(72)
		Google Streetview adds the igloos and ice roads of nine more Canadian cities to its service  (cbc.ca)	(40)
		Scientists downgrade prairie chicken to 'no longer delicious' in Canada  (cbc.ca)	(24)
(Some Paranoid guy)		Remember 2006, when Canada was spying on the US with transmitters hidden in coins? No, you wouldn't remember, because the government kept it secret and then said it was all a lie  (phillyburbs.com)	(82)

(Some Ambitious Slowhand)		Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck will play three live shows in North America next year; sadly, two of the three dates are in Canada  (nme.com)	(62)
		Canadian troops vow to establish a "donut of stability" in Afghanistan, which they hope will lead to a cruller of security and eventually to the sweet double-double of victory  (theglobeandmail.com)	(112)

It's a rich, petroleum-exporting country that rudely and arrogantly stands in the way of stopping global warming, and the world should sanction it. Iran? Venezuela? No, Canada  (guardian.co.uk)

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Canadian army commissions new uniforms so they can better fight in Canadian cities, although some don't see the point: "I have some trouble conceptualizing what a land war fought in Vancouver would be like. Relaxed, I guess"  (theglobeandmail.com)

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(Some Crazy Canuck)		Not only does Canada have great beer, maple syrup and health care for everyone, we also have a true national college football championship. Can we get some love for the Vanier Cup?  (vaniercup.ca)	(61)
		U.S. journalist grilled at Canada border crossing because officials demanded to know what she would say publicly about 2010 Olympics. Mmmmm......grilled journalist  (cbc.ca)	(93)
		Thievery, caged garden gnomes and people wearing watermelons on their heads - all signs that in Canada, this is Grey Cup weekend  (nationalpost.com)	(14)

(Some Guy)		Developed nations come up with a plan to improve their climate change performance - throw Canada out of the club so its "appalling" environmental record isn't lumped in with theirs  (theecologist.org)	(119)
		Green Bay has Cheeseheads that use foam immitations on their heads... The Grey Cup bound Saskatchewan Roughriders have forced all Watermelons in Western Canada to be diverted to Calgary this weekend  (cbc.ca)	(39)

		Canadian judge rules that the Happy Gilmore golf swing is wrong, biatch  (features.csmonitor.com)	(90)
		Palin tells Marg Delahunty Canada should 'dismantle' public health-care system. Canada tells Palin to shut the hell up  (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(331)

RCMP looking for millions in gold missing from Canada's mint have concluded that there was no theft involved, which leaves a relieved nation with only two alternate explanations: magic or gross incompetence  (canada.com)

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Recent immigrants to Canada more likely to be male, younger, better educated, work for smaller companies and undercut wages by $2.28 per hour compared to their Canadian-born counterparts, which explains why they're stealing all the jobs  (cbc.ca)

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		Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper lauds press freedom in speech, then refuses to take questions from reporters covering the event  (theglobeandmail.com)	(44)
		If you are receiving monthly insurance checks because you have claimed you are too depressed to work, it would be wise not to post pictures of yourself smiling in a bikini on the beach on Facebook  (google.com)	(198)

(Some Guy)

Neil Peart of Rush has been commissioned to record a new version of Canada's "real" national anthem. The Cool tag is looking to high-five someone  (newswire.ca)

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