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Headlines matching 'Canada'
Tue April 15, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's Tax Agency to send out registered letters concerning stolen Heartbleed data. Good thing Canada still has a postal serv......aw crap
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In order to make mail delivery profitable Canada Post will no longer deliver mail (Not safe for work image in article)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim blogger decides to wear a hijab in public to prove that people are racist. Fark: Everyone was nicer to her, and gave her respect (to be fair, this was Canada)
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Sun April 06, 2014
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why parts of Canada have less gravity. Turns out it's not the exchange rate
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Rapper Wiley furious at being deported from Canada - but he is even more angry at being flown to Scotland
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(18)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Canada considers raising legal drinking age - for guys
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Mon March 31, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Liberal Party leader regrets dropping F-bomb due to: a) Condemnation from opposing political parties, b) Condemnation from his constituents, or c) a stern talking to from his wife
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Fri March 28, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
The world's shortest cat officially belongs to Canada. The US concedes defeat in the world's smallest cat race, but vow they will have the fattest cat in the world come hell or high water
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taco Bell President says that Canada can have the new breakfast menu when they take back Justin Bieber
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Reasons to visit Canada: 1) taking a hike in Banff National Park, 2) seeing the exotic animals in the Toronto Zoo, C) eating Taco Bell's chili cheese fries tortilla wrap
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not to freak anyone out, but a highly contagious version of ebola may have shown up in Canada
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Sat March 22, 2014
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Three million people now trying to help find the missing Malaysian Airlines jet. It's the biggest surge of people working together on the internet for a cause since the effort to deport Justin Bieber back to Canada
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company plans $50 million theme park in Canada that will offer residents summer 365 days a year rather than the 23 they currently enjoy
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
Canada and the United States face off in a sled hockey semifinal at noon Eastern, meaning it's double-or-nothing for Bieber. If the US loses, they have to take Nickelback too. Welcome to Day 7 of the Paralympics
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Wed March 12, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Separatist leader in Quebec says that an independent Quebec would have no borders with Canada, use its dollar, have no real responsibility, ride a unicorn etc. So pretty much everything it already gets apparently
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
With yet another winter storm barrelling towards eastern Canada and the U.S., here's a series of time lapse photographs showing how beautiful snowflakes form. They're not so goddamn pretty when there's five feet of them in the driveway, though
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's spring in Canada, which means you can't even turn around without without running into a ball of hundreds of writhing snakes bigger than your head trying desperately to mate with a single female. Warning: link has snakes
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Tue March 11, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New Zealand's prime minister wants a new flag without Union Jack on it. "We want a design that says 'New Zealand' in the same way that the maple leaf says 'Canada'"
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Fri March 07, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers in Canada given 24 hours to turn in all Tim Horton's coupons, leave country
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Wed March 05, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec might separate from Canada. New government to be instantly recognized by Putin
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Blimps are back, and they could replace planes for shipping cargo to thinly-populated remote or isolated locations. Naturally, Canada is all over this
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Mon March 03, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
America soon to face a massive Cheerios shortage as the oats needed to make the stuff are trapped in Canada
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Wed February 26, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Target Canada seems to be missing the mark
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Tue February 25, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke flies to Canada to try and salvage is marriage. Hopefully they didn't put him in the tail section
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Sun February 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Islanders GM didn't want his players risking injury playing in the Olympics. Then again, Canada doesn't want their players risking injury playing for the Islanders
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Canada wins the most important medal of the Olympics. Yes this is a repeat
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Sat February 22, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian courts rule on copyright troll lawsuit . . . and hands down a reasonable and balanced decision. Has hell frozen over? Of course it has, this is Canada after all
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Fri February 21, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
With so many people watching the game online or on their mobile device, today's Canada-U.S. men's hockey game will act as an internet stress test
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(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
The Olympics may be coming to a close, but that means the action only gets better. Women's Ski Cross, tons of speed skating, and USA vs Canada 2: Hockey Boogaloo are all in your Friday discussion thread (spoilers)
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Thu February 20, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chicago billboard provides another reason why the US must beat Canada in the Men's Olympic hockey semifinals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While Thursday's Olympic action begins at 2:45am EST with Men's Ski Cross, the only event that matters is the Women's Hockey Gold Medal Feud between Canada and the USA at noon live on NBC. Here's your Thursday live Olympic thread
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Tue February 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Slushy McFlatbottom make an appearance at the Men's Giant Slalom or the snowboarding parallel giant slalom? Will the USA and Canada men's hockey teams meet in the semis? We answer these questions in the Wednesday live Olympics thread
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Sat February 15, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus, desperately trying to convince everyone her Bangerz tour is "educational," simulates oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator onstage in Canada
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Wed February 12, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thursday at the Olympics; we have feet first sliding (luge team relay), head first sliding (skeleton), Team USA and Canada debut in men's hockey, the USA's best chance at speed skating gold and more melting snow. Action begins with curling at 12am ET
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Tue February 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To keep that sneaky Team America away from their precious Molson Beer, Team Canada has a beer fridge that can only be opened with a Canadian passport, eh
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Hockey has become immoral due to fighting, drugs, depression, and early death. And Canada is to blame"
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Sun February 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Au Canada
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Fri February 07, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Want to immigrate to Canada? Speak English or French? No? Too bad for you, then
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Dear Russia, the Olympics have always been kinda gay. Kindest regards, Canada
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Thu February 06, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Steve Yzerman needs 48 hours to figure out how he will screw Marty St Louis out of a Olympic roster spot on Team Canada
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada is no longer a haven for tax evasion
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Tue February 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz says that not enforcing federal anti-marijuana laws is "Dangerous to liberty." Umm do those words mean something different in whatever language they speak in your native homeland of Canada?
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(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
Squally Canada, Geronimo Allison, Jukobie Boatwright, Hercules Mata'afa and more make up this year's Recruiting All-Name Team
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Sun January 26, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Following up on the report of millions spent by Canada's Harper govt for non-existent jobs program, almost $15M spent last year promoting program that ended 2 years ago
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(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Canada unveils Felino CB7, a 525bhp, 6.2-litre V8 supercar that can top 200mph, but would still be a pig to drive in the snow (pics)
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Sat January 25, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Consumers rushing to stock up on Marmite because it contains ingredients illegal in Canada. "It's nuts," he said. "I think The Independent ... said, what is wrong with Canada? They sell guns and they won't sell Marmite?"...that about covers it"
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Fri January 24, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canada designs new clothing for astronauts, tests them in Antarctica, which is warmer than outer space but not as cold as Canada
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Thu January 23, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada prepares to go to war with USA over who will host FIFA World Cup in 2026, and who doesn't like a good soccer war? "We've hosted almost every other event. I think it's time for Canada to step up to the plate"
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Wed January 22, 2014
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadians upset that national weather service is no longer telling them how damn cold it is in Canada in the winter
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Sat January 18, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day In Canada again with the festivities starting at noon (ET). For us south of the border who don't get CBC, the NHL Network is doing a simulcast. With 13 games starting between 2 & 10pm (ET) there's something for everyone to talk about
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Wed January 15, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: "Excuse me sir, there's a pipe bomb in your book bag." "Oh, there is? Sorry." "That's okay, sir. Enjoy your flight"
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Tue January 14, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canada ranked as 20:1 longshot to win most medals at upcoming Olympics, which is like, 3:1 American
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(41)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Harper Government spent $2.5M in extremely successful promotion of federal jobs program...that doesn't exist
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(46)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
As everyone knows, libraries are an expensive socialist plot to give poor people, such as researchers, access to knowledge that they'll never need anyway. Canada has taken solid steps to eliminate this travesty
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(26)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
We have the worlds largest maple leaf. Wow that's re..wait a minute. Jesus, we're just a country of cliches. When are we getting a Canada tag?
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Sat January 11, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teenage girl in Canada who sent some dirty pictures found guilty of "distributing child pornography"
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Tue January 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Team Canada's Olympic hockey roster set. Complaints aboot your team's player being left off to the right
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Mon January 06, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada's oldest citizen celebrates her 113th birthday like any good Canadian would
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Sun January 05, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well, Team Canada crashed and burned in another international hockey tournament, so it's time for Don Cherry to spin his Wheel of Random Excuses. This time, they lost because...oh, come on...are you ****ing kidding me?
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(66)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Obamacare, but in Canada they give out free flu shots at inner-city bars
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(87)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
When the United States asked permission to nuke Alberta in the 1960s, Canada was too nice to say no. Plus most Canadians really hate Alberta
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
As massive storm blasts eastern U.S. and Canada, Newfoundland residents urged by government to ration power. And not to try storing house electricity in buckets, like the last time
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Wed January 01, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If, for some reason, you are British and are running across Canada for charity while dressed as The Flash, some of the locals in Alberta might have a teensy-weensy problem with you
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(80)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You're an internationally renowned flautist from Canada who lovingly crafts your flutes by hand. U.S. Customs officials: These are made of wood, which makes them agricultural products and therefore must be destroyed
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Tue December 31, 2013
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Air Canada to married man: Oh, your wife didn't take your last name? No sharing travel vouchers for you, you emasculated little girl
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Sat December 21, 2013
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada turns 150 in 2017, and the search for a logo is on. Fark can do better, eh?
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(33)
 


Fri December 20, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christmas shopping in Canada just got a whole lot more interesting thanks to the Canadian Supreme Court
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(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Providing healthcare to all of their citizens wasn't good enough for Canada, they had to go and show up the US by fixing credit cards as well
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