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335 headlines found matching 'CTU'
Sat July 04, 2015
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Porn star says nerdy gamers are "freaks in the bedroom". And there's actually research to back it up
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Fri July 03, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man walks into airport with $75k in a duffel bag. TSA reports seizing $70k "because reasons," tweets out picture of $65k, and turns $60k over to a random Federal agency because, again, reasons. Welcome to the Land of the Free
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slightly disbelieving that they actually have to say this, the TSA would like to remind everyone travelling this 3th of July Holiday, that no, you may NOT pack fireworks in your luggage, yes, even the lame ones like sparklers
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(58)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't put the "GRAPHIC WARNING" caption BELOW the picture you are warning people about. (Graphic Warning: Article includes picture of deceased prison escapee)
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(67)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't post a picture on social media of a woman pushing a 1-year-old in a stroller while carrying a 5-year-old in a baby carrier if you value your job
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(82)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Come for the highest res pictures of Pluto EVAR, stay for Charon's dark pole
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(39)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage WWII movie about heroic seaplane rescue goes a lot worse than the actual historical event
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Exclamation Comma may not be the punctuation mark you want, but it is the punctuation mark you need
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(86)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
No, these synchronized swimmers actually ARE drunk
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(5)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Mobile driving games now so realistic that they're no longer about actually racing but zooming in and admiring the interiors
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(7)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Baby floatation collars being recalled because of lack of flotation. With picture of what--OK, seriously? People bought this thing?
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(78)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You probably never heard of Tottori Prefecture until they got a Starbucks. Here is what else they have, and make sure you have a cushion placed strategically under you chin when your jaw drops before you click the link
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(43)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you get when you pack 177,000 people into a confined area for 5 days of music and hard core partying? Here's your answer in pictures
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(58)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Biotech firm unveils plan to save the rhinos. It might actually work, and it's totally legal
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(106)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin now says the "huge disappointment to (her) family" was actually planned, so ha ha, the laugh's on you
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(226)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Students make a working miniature Hyperloop, proving that unlike SpaceX, some of Elon Musk's ideas might be actually feasible
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(60)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian pastor writes article on how gay marriage should affect the marriages of straight Christians around the country, and it's ... actually really heart-warming and inspirational
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is gaining in popularity but is still unknown to black voters. At least outside of the three black families who actually still live in Vermont
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Sat June 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Catching up with the subject of one of the most disturbing pictures ever taken: A 9-year-old girl in a bikini standing in an inflatable pool, smoking a cigarette. Fine parenting was at work. Clearly
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(201)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
CNN claims to see an ISIS flag at a gay pride march. It's actually a drawing of a bunch of sex toys (possibly Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the --- out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lamitie
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(33)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
While clever for publicity, maybe this road sign isn't the best encouragement for people actually driving
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(27)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Woman's World Cup Quarter Final round.. Two quarters go today, first up, look for France to surrender to Germany @4ET then the Americans to out manufacture China @7:30ET
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(682)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rats have happy dreams about food (comes with adorable picture of a sleepy rat possibly dreaming about food)
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(36)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts makes a key factual mistake right at the start of his ObamaCare opinion
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(109)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson is so desperate to sell its motorcycles that it will pay you actual money to test-drive one, presumably to cover your dry-cleaning bills after it sprays hot motor oil all over your boots
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(48)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Franklin County homeowner kills intruder for second time in four months." Unfortunately, there is not a single zombie mentioned
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(104)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is facing a revolt from Republicans in the legislature who have suddenly realized his budget is designed to impress voters in Iowa, not to actually run Wisconsin
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(79)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
The strangest campaign memorabilia you can actually buy. Come for Rand on a Stick, stay for the Jeb Bush flask
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(58)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's one thing for sellers like Walmart and Amazon to stop carrying Confederate flags. It's another thing entirely for the largest single manufacturer of them to announce they're no longer making them at all
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(372)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook knows who you are in pictures even when you're hiding your face
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(17)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google discovers how to turn Street View pictures into actual movies
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(13)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study finds electric cars are actually worse for the environment than gas-powered cars
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(111)
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
We got nothing on him except this picture of his finger, chief. Waitaminute... Zoom in... Enhance... DIGITIZE
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(49)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Picture of a gun on the wall behind Ted Cruz at a gun range has conservatives in an uproar
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(156)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Polyamide nanofilm could make booze manufacturing as easy as shake and pour
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(20)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Biologists undertake an actual wild goose chase. FOR SCIENCE
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(8)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Pope says weapons-manufacturers can't call themselves Christian. Apparently to stop a bad guy with a gun you only need a Swiss Guard with a halberd
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Sun June 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not even acupuncture could help California tortoise
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(46)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Paramount turns to unlikely candidate to pitch idea for new Star Trek TV series: An actual Star Trek fan
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(76)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The picture Adolf Hitler never wanted people to see
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Exemplifying the very definition of the tag, Kim Kardashian to lecture on 'the objectification of women in media'
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(32)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sadly, someone is actually working on Jack Reacher: Round 2
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that a judge committed unethical acts as an attorney and never should have been elected. Of course there would be one state that actually has judicial ethical standards
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(27)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
You can make a soccer ball so indestructible that it can't be punctured with a knife, and still most Americans won't care about soccer
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Thu June 18, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of shooting into a neighbor's home says he was actually shooting at some snakes and one of the bullets must have ricocheted into the house. Bonus: His mugshot
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(50)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a trailer binge, here's six new trailers for six upcoming horror movies, two of which may actually be watchable
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago defeats Cleveland 17-0. Bears over Browns? No the Cubs over the Indians actually
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Wed June 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
California man arrested after conning people out of $300,000 by posing as an attorney. Apparently he was caught after police realized an actual attorney would have billed at least twice that amount
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(18)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apple: Hey, Independent Label, would you like to join our new music streaming service? Independent Label: Sure. Apple: Ok, but we might not pay you anything for a while. Independent Label: Actually, I think I'll pass
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(59)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The reason for the recent spike in contact lens prices is because.... A: Shortage of materials. B: New FDA standards or C:Collusion between manufacturers to set minimum prices for which they can be sold. (Hint, it's not A or B)
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Official Trailer for "South Park: The Stick of Truth" sequel: "The Fractured but Whole" in full 1080p HD. Sequel to the game? More like playable prequel to one of the best episode trilogies
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Goal: Picking up a taxi. Difficulty: Actually picking up a taxi
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(14)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Your brain doesn't actually suck at remembering passwords. It just needs a little re-branding
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(45)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Picture your father. Now, picture your father wearing THIS. (Slightly not safe for work, lunch)
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(166)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Esperanto speakers claim the language is not quite dead yet. With a helpful picture of what an Esperanto speaker looks like
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(57)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
No, Mark Wahlberg doesn't want to see you in your underwear, so stop sending him pictures. That goes double for you, Bieber
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out millennials are actually strong-willed, resourceful individuals who favor happiness and a strong work ethic over greed and laziness. You know, the complete opposite of baby boomers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines launches anti-paparazzi service for celebrities at LAX. Which is a great idea for the one time anyone who is rich or famous actually books a flight with Delta
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(20)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NAACP speaks up about the controversy with its Spokane chapter president: "Really? People are actually making a big deal about this?"
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(451)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland Terrapin football games about to get a lot more tolerable to watch in person. No, this solution does not involve the team actually winning more games
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(15)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
The Vietnam Memorial is a black slab of shame built by godless communists who want to portray war as something bad rather than the actualization of the almighty Lord's plan to bring capitalism to the savages
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(130)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Apparently there's actual islands of plastic bottles floating around in the Black Sea. The likelihood of catching fish in Romania pales in comparison to that of reeling in a syringe or a massive fridge"
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it actually looks like the Times of London mis-quoted Donald Rumsfeld to get a splashy headline
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(50)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"We haven't really understood much about how Elon Musk's totally tubular Hyperloop transportation system might actually work - until now"
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(67)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Actually, that report of a plane crash was simply a monster truck getting a bath"
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(24)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
YAWN: Man gets busted for having a can of beer at his work station. Fark: Can of beer was actually a "Fleshlight"
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Number of unwanted pregnancies and abortions drop in Hawaii after public schools say 'Aloha' to abstinence-only education and 'Aloha' to actual sex-ed
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(143)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Scientists are launching an investigation into antibiotic-resistant bacteria, known as 'superbugs', by gathering data from surfers' rectums"
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amusing as it is to watch for now, there is a terrifying possibilty lurking behind the GOP's 2016 nomiation circus: that if we are not careful, one of its clowns could actually become the ringmaster
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(91)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Further proof that PBS is a tool of liberalism designed to indoctrinate children into their sordid ways: Sesame Street actually helps kids learn
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(59)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"(Drawdy) said he saw it on 'Dateline' approximately eight years ago and this is where he got the idea to steal the checks. And in the meantime, he has actually studied fraud"
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Monkees aren't just fake Beatles, they're actually closer to being the Motown of rock. But in all honesty, The Monkees weren't about music, Marge... they were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval
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(80)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Inventor creates a hot knife that toasts bread as it cuts. Apparently it's just too much effort to go through that extra step of actually pushing down the lever to start the toaster
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new blood test reveals every virus you've ever had. And you thought what happens in Mexico actually stays in Mexico
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(13)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Phandroid)
 
 
 
HTC posts a picture of their new 24-carat version of the One M9 to their Twitter account. With a reflection of the iPhone used to take the picture clearly showing
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(43)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska state senator supports the death penalty so much that he posted a picture of a woman with her head chopped off on facebook. That'll show 'em
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(82)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Reporters covering Hillary's speech in Houston have been told: no questions, no pictures, no audio, no video, stay behind the barricade and fark off. Reporters: How shall we fark off, O Lord?
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(112)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's presidential campaign slogan is "A new American Century." Which is actually an optimistic estimate of how long it will take to fix the economy
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(94)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazing camouflage artist makes himself invisible in unlikely places. Either that, or he's actually a Predator and we're all boned
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, the important thing about this story is that apparently, there is a major player on Wall Street whose ACTUAL NAME is Muddy Waters, and no one is batting an eye
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(19)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight extremely underage drinking, governor blocks bill that would allow baby pictures on beer bottles
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(36)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Manatee teen pregnancy emerging from the shadows"
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(22)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Government of Brownbackistan collapses. Local warlords assume control of key infrastructure
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(222)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative outreach continues as... Ah fark it, this isn't even funny anymore. Actual headline: "There's no 'gender pay gap', but here are 11 reasons why there should be". Bonus reference to men's "pole tax"
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(289)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey FEMA: Not to tell you how to do your job, but if you schedule a meeting with homeowners about the massive flood damage to their homes, it helps if you actually show up for the meeting
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(33)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese seismologists say last week's 8.1 deep-focus earthquake was first in recorded history to be felt in all 47 prefectures. Take that, Wimp-zilla
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Was t.A.T.u.'s 2009 hit cover of The Smiths' "How Soon is Now?" actually sung by Vladimir Putin using cold war era "Chipmunks" technology?
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(43)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Rarely is something actually a true "epic fail." This guy surely had what it took
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(9)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In case the rest of the world wonders where Australia stands on same-sex marriage, here we have a bill being introduced to Parliament. Note our ruling party sitting on the right of the picture
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(61)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
How is all that critical, Life Or Death software actually tested?
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(27)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two St. Louis Rams players go undercover as homeless players, learn quite a bit actually
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(15)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Polish painter covers home in aluminum foil, calls it art
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If imitation is the highest form of flattery, then China is one unctuous country
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(24)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The death of the Patriot Act is nigh making what Congress does today actually important for once
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(104)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Too many Americans are saying they're pro-choice. This can only be because they don't know what pro-choice actually means
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(347)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the GOP actually HAS a proposed alternative to Obamacare. Not nearly as shockingly, The American Academy of Actuaries has analyzed their plan, and concluded it is an unworkable mess
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(173)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"Marijuana prices are actually measured nationwide, although it seems odd that an illegal substance in many states could be tracked. However, Cannabis Benchmarks reports that prices dropped 5% to $1,735 per pound last week"
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(28)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russian entrepreneur taken in for questioning by police "on suspicion of links to the grammar Nazis." You submitted this with a better headline, misspellings, and random punctuation
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Producers on The Bachelor have given up all pretenses that the show is actually real and sincere
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(25)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
These are some of the images you get if you attach a heart rate monitor to a dog and connect it to a camera so that a picture is taken whenever the dog's heart rate is increased
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(85)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Denver ComicCon holds "Women in Comics" panel... fails to have any actual women on the panel. "Girls get bored with comics easily"
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(374)
 
(Techie News (UK))
 
 
 
Climate scientists told us that we were in grave danger, and that if we didn't change our behavior, we'd be screwed. They were right, but this time, we actually listened to them
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(49)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember back in the good old days when a cute airline stewardess could pose for some fun and playful pictures inside the engine well of her plane without passengers freaking out? "They couldn't believe what they were seeing"
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(99)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scott Walker doesn't understand why anybody would oppose requiring an ultrasound before an abortion. "I find people all the time who'll get out their iPhone and show me a picture of their grandkids' ultrasound and how excited they are"
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(126)
 
(Quincy Herald-Whig)
 
 
 
Unless you have some time to kill, don't ask this Illinois couple to show you pictures of their grandchildren. They just had their 100th. "There's always room for one more"
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(28)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says he can tell Iran is lying about wanting a peace deal because he ran a pool room when he was a kid. Yes, that's what he actually said. No, this isn't from The Onion
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What do you call it when an elephant grabs your GoPro and takes your picture? An elphie, of course
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(25)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Steph Curry and the Warriors sweep Houston and put them out of their misery or will the Rockets actually be clutch in Clutch City? Find out in your game 4 WCF thread. Coverage starts at 9 PM EDT on ESPN
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(100)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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Sun May 24, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Cleveland LeBrons continue to dominate Atlanta or will the Hawks actually put up a fight with Irving out of the lineup? Find out in your game 3 ECF game thread. Coverage starts at 8:30 PM EDT on TNT
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(259)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Big screen HDTV prices have now fallen as much as 50%. Picture that
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(40)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Annual list of the top ten beaches in the U.S. includes Coast Guard Beach in Massachusetts. Swimmers overwhelmingly enjoy the three days out of the year it's warm enough to actually go in the water
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aurora shooting victim's parents have to pay gun manufacturer nearly a quarter of a million dollars. Because fark you, that's why
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(559)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Today's crucial question: what actually is belly button fluff?
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(12)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift is actually going on sale next year, but it needs these fixes first
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(173)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Everyone needs to chill out about where this whole biblical Ark of the Covenant is actually located and stop following Indiana Jones. Talk to Mike Huckabee... cause he knows where it is
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(179)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to reopen auction for the sale of RadioShack's intellectual property, including customers' data. Which is the first time "intellectual" and "RadioShack customers" have ever been used in the same sentence
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before the first astronaut can plant the flag of Earth on Mars, there's a lot of things we need to figure out. Including what the flag of Earth actually looks like
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(143)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you innocently post this totally hot selfie on Facebook and somebody thinks you look so good they take the picture and use it in a sex ad? Me too. "They posted me as wanting multiple sex partners"
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(34)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Beard and his fellow Rockets be able to jump out to a big lead and actually hold on to it tonight or will the Warriors and Stephen Curry keep the heat on? It's your Western Conference finals thread tonight at 9eastern on ESPN
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(92)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
JJ Watt shares an amazingly awful picture of a thigh bruise he sustained in Week 4 of last season. You've been warned
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(34)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here's why the mathematics of congestion is driving companies that own toll roads, bridges and tunnels bankrupt: "Of the 15.9 million journeys expected to be taken during the Channel Tunnel's first year of operation, just 18% actually occurred"
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush raises the bar for cilmate deniers: don't attack the science, attack those that actually understand science. Brilliant
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(242)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Today in Texas' education system: "The worms were able to just slide down the throat, but I actually had to chew the frog"
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That new secret trade deal is actually a whole lot worse than anyone suspected
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(276)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pinterest suspends account of user who put up pictures of children killed in accidental shootings since Sandy Hook, then quickly reinstated it after uproar. Which raises the question...Pinterest? Really? Flickr too good for you?
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(129)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
The latest hipster fad that you aren't cool enough to know about is the "bee beard." And if for some unknown reason you actually want to grow one, never let it be said Fark wasn't here to help you
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves will select first overall in the upcoming NBA Draft, actually beating the Los Angeles Lakers and the New York Knicks at something
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(34)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From today's Good Luck With THAT file: "University lecturer wants to give 'educational marijuana' to high school children to make them more creative"
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(72)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
7 money saving myths that actually cost you money. Difficulty: You only believed these myths were money-saving if you were an utter moron to begin with
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(126)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The best pictures of a Tasmanian Sea Sparkle flash mob you'll see this week
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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(94)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Behold the Rectum Opus
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(63)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T, a year ago: Net Neutrality will destroy the internet because internet companies will no longer invest money in developing infrastructure. AT&T, today: Excuse us while we invest $18 billion in infrastructure
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(39)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Obama has less than $1,001 in a bank savings account. Which means he's actually more solvent than the U.S. government by about $17 trillion, one thousand dollars
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(137)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A mysterious wealthy businessman paying a porn star $10 Million for a 15-year "exclusive services" contract is not the premise of the latest "50 Shades" knock off, but something that actually just happened
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(160)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"The U.S. Air Force's mysterious X-37B will blast off into space for the fourth time on May 20th. But for the first time, they're actually telling us what the space plane will be doing - well, some of it anyway"
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(40)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(KIIS 101.1 (Australia)
 
 
 
Behold the power of this fully functional Social Network to shame a "creepy" dad taking picture in public of... himself?
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(154)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
If you were gullible enough to buy Trivita's miracle healing "Nopalea" cactus juice for $40 a bottle, a check's in the mail
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(14)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists are lying about climate change. Specifically, they are lying about how well and truly f*cked we actually are
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(361)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Based on his picture, Kansas House Speaker Ray Merrick finally understands how the rest of us feel about Kansas
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Harlem Hellfighter" Pvt Henry Johnson -- who may actually have been a Time-Travelling Don Cheadle -- to belatedly receive the Medal of Honor for taking out a dozen German soldiers in WWI using a rifle, a club, a knife and finally his bare hands
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man leaves baby in car and boards the T to Boston. Says this wouldn't have been a problem except the trains were actually running
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Good news: Five of the biggest banks in the world are about plead guilty to criminal felonies for their parts in a Forex-rigging scheme. The Bad news: the SEC will then grant them waivers so the pleas have no actual consequences for them
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(79)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
U.S. has now lost 7.2 million manufacturing jobs since 1979 ... the same year Nike realized they could teach 6-year-old Asian children to sew together sneakers better than American adults
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(58)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The oral history of Big League Chew is actually pretty damn interesting
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(14)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Adoptions soar at sanctuary thanks to huge cat - Andre the Giant Cat, to be precise
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A salute to AOL's Tim Armstrong: ineffectual, vapid and stupid
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(36)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Swatch now developing a smartwatch battery that lasts six months on a charge. Which may be hard to prove considering that no one has actually worn a Swatch since 1987
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(19)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
New driving sim called "so realistic that crashing it could actually be fatal"
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(14)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Maybe next time reporters can actually report on Ebola instead of scaring the world with sensationalism about how EVERYBODY is GONNA DIE
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(29)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Liking pictures of pretty women on Instagram is all fun and games until the woman you are actually dating finds out. (Not safe for work Language)
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(4)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SNL does a Picture Perfect job of ripping off Canadian sketch comedy show
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(63)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that the new bill out of the "House Armed Services Committee" is almost word for word what weapons manufacturers said to write. And by "almost" I mean "completely"
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Mon May 11, 2015
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hey, look, a mother bear and her three cubs. She's not gonna mind if we stroll right up to her and start taking pictures, right? I mean, we're tourists at Yellowstone, we have rights
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Onion article claims WHO is renaming diseases to avoid hurt feelings. Correction: Not the Onion, they're actually doing it
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(69)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"It's time for MLB's most storied tradition -- three outs worth of low-80s fastballs and good cheer. Also known as fielders pitching in actual games"
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(19)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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Sat May 09, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Taiwan has too many college graduates who don't want manufacturing jobs. As opposed to the U.S. where everyone wants to go to college because Taiwan took our manufacturing jobs
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(15)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's not just North Korea trying to kill the sea water with its missiles anymore, now they're actually shooting the missiles in the opposite direction
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Fri May 08, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you left a $100,000 watch at Newark Airport the TSA is actually going to return it. No word on how many diamonds it will be missing
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(38)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
You know how frustrating it is when you have to decide between using a selfie-stick -or- taking pictures of your food? Well, your prayers have been answered
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(61)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Verizon customer service is pretty bad-but can it actually kill?
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC Nightly News: OMG it's a "pollen tsunami." Researcher in article, who actually measures pollen: "Numbers not unusually high. We haven't seen anything close to record-breaking"
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(30)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Nine video game sitcoms we'd actually watch
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the market's free hand does actually do a good job of slapping a biatch. Take Keurig, for example
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(82)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MI voters overwhelming reject a ballot measure to increase the state sales tax by a penny and use the money to fix the's state crumbling infrastructure, because, hey, who wants to drive on SAFE bridges? Where would the fun be in THAT?
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(231)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Eric Garner's mom: Hey, thanks for showing up to protest every day - except the one day it actually mattered
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(55)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts is a deeply emotional day for J.K. Rowling and her fans and anyone who has to live with someone who actually knows the anniversary date of the Battle of Hogwarts
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(42)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Whedon: "No, angry feminists didn't chase me off of twitter. I actually have to do work every now and then"
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(140)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google patents a way for self-driving cars to understand cyclists' hand gestures. Which is good if you live in 1957 - the last year cyclists actually ever used hand signals
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(217)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Uber: "We actually have to make sure your driver isn't an axe-murder? Well guess we can't operate in Kansas anymore"
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(73)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas stops ineffectual drug testing program for people receiving state funding... but only if they can catch a football
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(7)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The family that vandalizes parks together, stays together. With bonus picture of family standing proudly by their vandalism
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(154)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey let's throw pigs off a tower into a lake and sell tickets, that's sure to bring crowds of tourists." With flying pig pictures
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(30)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern matchup basketball fans actually care about is finally here - Game 1, Bulls @ Cavs, 7 PM ET, then Clippers/Rockets at 9:30 PM ET on TNT
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(141)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, how much does it actually cost to manufacture an Apple Watch? Have you got a few seconds?
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(44)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR is at Talladega this week, so get ready for 4 hours of pack "racing" punctuated by the occasional horrifying wreck and red flag period at the GEICO 500 (1:00 PM ET, FOX)
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(793)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's Ted Cruz Nuze™, our favorite Texas Senator is apparently blissfully unaware that he is actually part of the federal government
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(113)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is at the Talladega Superspeedway this week, so gird your loins for 3 hours of pack "racing" punctuated by the occasional horrifying wreck and red flag period at the Winn-Dixie 300, 3 PM on Fox
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(224)
 
(iPolitics)
 
 
 
After 43 uninterrupted years of Conservative governments, the province of Alberta might actually vote in the NDP this week... The leftiest of the left, and a party that OPPOSES all-out pipeline development
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(65)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(KIRO TV)
 
Video
 
And it's time once again for the annual Seattle May Day riots. Well, more like May Day mild disagreements. Is Seattle actually part of Canada? (live video feed)
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(8)
 
(Flixist)
 
 
 
"Avengers: Age of Ultron Sweetened Cereal with Marshmallows Hero Edition." -- No, that's the actual name
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(30)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
How do you become the most popular (Republican) politician in one of the most deeply Democratic-leaning states in the nation? You actually keep your head down and run the state
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't be too proud of this technological communications infrastructure you've constructed. The ability to use a cell phone is insignificant next to the power of ham radio
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(153)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-Eprobate): "The Senate rules are what I say they are, not what the Senate rules actually say." I know he thinks he is the True Messiah, but this is getting out of hand
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(128)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man, remember way back in the 20th century where doctors had to actually match the blood type of donors to the recipients? So primitive. They probably used leeches, too
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(11)
 
(TED)
 
 
 
Science geek demonstrates how to take over the body of another human being. Involves an attractive actual human female, but not in the way you're thinking, perv
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(23)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Picnic time.. What are some good recipes to share with your fellow Farkers that actually spend time outside other than getting to the car? Show us what's portable that holds up well at a picnic. Difficulty: not alcohol, for once
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(62)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyalaman's first TV show is actually really good. What a twist
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'll be damned. I never knew until now that Obama's "Beer Summit" was actually meant to fan the flames of racial tension in black communities. Thanks, Ted Cruz
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(204)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In yet another example of Floyd Mayweather's fine skills at managing money, his mouthguard for his fight with Manny Paquiao costs $25K and is made with actual $100 bills
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(39)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
NRA: Patriotic gun owner saves journalist from vicious thugs. Journalist: Actually, it was the Crips who saved me. NRA: FREEDOM
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(172)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: 'People need to wear pants and not set off fireworks,' say police after six Red Mile arrests
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man invents real Iron Man laser glove that actually works, which is both frightening and awesome at the same time
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(23)
 
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Before today, you had no idea that the apartment from "Three's Company" was actually a single family home. Or that they shot 3 pilots. And millennial Farkers have no idea how many kittens died in the name of Suzanne Somers
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(217)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
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(56)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(12)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of this guy from Star Wars
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(107)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Walker Makes Surprise Visit To Wisconsin." Well played, Journal Sentinel; well played
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(63)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One out of every five apps on your phone is malware. Unless you put some actual thought into buying your phone
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(85)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Puppy sets fire to house, killing hamster and parrot, poses for "I've seen some shiat" picture
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(66)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & FItch says that they'll start running ads in which people actually wear clothing
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Koch brothers are actually altruists
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(78)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Law Enforcement has learned from its War on Drugs: you can get suspects to commit crime if you push them hard enough. 94.2% of US terror plots manufactured by DOJ
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sportswriters start thinking they are ACTUAL writers: "They had been speared in the groin and slashed in the knees and hacked in the gut, willing victims to the frustration of their visitors, human piñatas stuffed only with bliss"
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(15)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, erupting volcanoes disrupt scores of people, snarl air traffic, and grind tourism to a halt. But damn do they make for good Instagram pictures
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seven Lost American Slang Words. Come for the dingus, stay for the spizzerinctum
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(141)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Earth's last woolly mammoths lived sad inbred life, say DNA researchers who by the way want to de-extinct the species. Experts debate whether Nu Mammoth "would actually be a mammoth or just an elephant-mammoth hybrid that resembles a mammoth"
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Q: What does this picture of Amy Schumer's prank prove? A: Kanye West is heartless
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(104)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SarahPAC withholds agreement on a $15,000 settlement with a New Jersey newspaper regarding unauthorized use of an iconic 9/11 picture, pending a confidentiality clause that won't connect Sarah Palin with this settlement and subject her to ridicule
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(75)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
New study finds that if states actually provide health insurance options to their people the uninsured rate goes down
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(35)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There's actually a policy that makes Pret staff give free coffee to attractive people
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(100)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
One-third have almost no retirement savings, but the real story is the picture in the article
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(164)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
What does having a Twitter handle like @Hillary mean for someone who's not actually Hillary Clinton? Well, it means you learn that most Twitter users are idiots, for one thing
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's usually annoying when someone photobombs you, but this kid is ok with a photobomb from his military dad on school picture day
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(36)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
New Winchester semi-auto 12 gauge seems to have a teensy little slamfire problem. Tag for manufacturer
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(61)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Actual ATF Question to buy a gun: Are you one of them Hispanics, and if not, which of those other non-whites are you? Why yes, people have a problem with this
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(269)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, that BB-8 droid from Force Awakens is actually real
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(31)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs start today with 4 games actually spread out (sticks tongue out at the NHL) 1st up: Raptors/Wizards at 12:30ET, Golden State hosts the Pelicans @3:30, Bucks at the Bulls @7:00 then at 9:30 the battle of Texas
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(250)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Kentucky researcher snaps pic of Bigfoot: "I know the photo might not convince anyone, but if you add the sightings, the tracks I found, the stick structures, and the personal experiences I had while in this area, then it just might" (w/pic)
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(85)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks uncovers a bombshell: Doctor Who will be a major motion picture despite the wishes of everyone involved with Doctor Who
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Bill Shuster, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chairman, is getting to the mile high club without ever leaving the Capitol. "She doesn't lobby my office." Sure, she doesn't, Bill
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(48)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Washington DC celebrates Emancipation Day. It was actually 153 years ago, but better late than never
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(5)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering why workplace productivity has been down and the Internet has been slow the past few days, it's because a mother gave her son an allowance, found it torn in pieces, and decided to take a picture and post it on Facebook
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(203)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"You know, 'healthy' has an actual meaning. And this word you keep using on your packaging, it does not mean what you think it means. Thanks, the FDA"
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(29)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
In only their second home game of the season, the Red Sox already have one miracle win under their belts (with bonus picture of David Oritz's best "have him bathed and brought to my chamber" moment)
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(20)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
In what may be the greatest meeting of pseudo-intellectuals this century, celebrity has-been Pamela Anderson to visit Sheriff Joe to extoll the benefits of his meatless jail meals
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hack the lottery by modifying security cameras, sneaking into glass computer room, installing a rootkit in 59 seconds, and setting up offshore company to collect winnings, you may want to wear a fake mustache when buying the actual ticket
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(68)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Headline: "Statue of Liberty-sized ASTEROID on collision course to hit EARTH." Actual news: "NASA's Asteroid Watch said there is no chance the asteroid will hit Earth"
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(29)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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(193)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
What's more vertigo-inducing than pics of people screwing around on top of tall structures? VIDEOS
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Recruit visiting FSU takes picture on 50 yard line of Doak-Campbell Stadium. While flashing The U
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indiana decides that actually passing comprehensive LGBT protections is too much work, hires a PR firm to work on its image
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UPS included picture of Dick Butt in special badge for Chinese Grand Prix
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(27)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NRA President Wayne LaPierre actually goes there: "Eight years of one demographically symbolic President Is enough"
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(317)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Chris Nolan was stringing us along the whole time. It was actually the Dark KNIT Rises
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(53)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
California denim companies say lack of water in manufacturing high-end worn jeans is causing lots of distress
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(28)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Manager of old building owned by Cambridge University criticized for posting anti-bike-chaining signs in ancient Greek and Latin -- by classics lecturers who pointed out spelling and phrasing errors, and by students for being elitist
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(21)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Much to the delight to gun and ammunition manufactures Ted Cruz tells NRA members that Hillary will be going after their guns. Wait, you mean there are guns left in America after Obama took them all?
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(269)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Average cost for room and board in a nursing home is $91,000 a year. Which means it's actually a better deal to enroll grandma into college
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(46)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police admit that new-fangled body camera their officer forgot to turn on until after shooting someone actually keeps the 30-seconds of footage prior to being turned on and captured the shooting after all. Wait, what?
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(160)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay, internet history experts - The demand for pictures of which celebrity in 2000 resulted in the launch of Google Images?
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(39)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, them apples didn't fall far from the jibbering whacko moonbat lunatic tree. With likely meme picture
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(136)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in from Captain Obvious: The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to the amount of actual work you do
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(42)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State: This anti-overdose drug works so well, we'll give it to all law enforcement personnel. Manufacturer: Great: We'll just raise the price 62%
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
24 years after his arrest, Pee Wee Herman on set of new movie looks exactly like... Pee Wee Herman. Don't tell me, I don't actually want to know, but whatever he uses for wrinkle cream is sure working
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(56)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A leading facial surgeon repeatedly punched a patient in the face to try and correct a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard. The doctor later wrote that the patient's face had been 'digitally manipulated'"
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(34)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Russia hacks into White House computers, is looking at all your sexy nekkid pictures right now
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(42)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns tackle Joe Thomas says that quarterback Johnny Manziel "lost trust" among teammates. Apparently he blew it when he tried to tell them that he actually liked being in Cleveland
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out good things can happen when you actually show up and vote
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(132)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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(31)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Senator McCaskill congratulates Duke: "I was rooting for team who had stars that are actually going to college & not just doing semester tryout for NBA"
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And on the right, children, you see the hippos, which are native to Africa and actually have a common ancestor in whales. And on the left, you'll see local favorite Melvin the Giraffe, who OH MY GOD LOOK AWAY
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(226)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not all cats are afraid of the water, some like this clever guy like to actually dive in and go fishing
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(25)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren is skipping out on an "easy" win by not fighting for better payment security, says columnist who has no idea who actually runs the country
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(57)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist says he keeps finding aliens in the upper atmosphere but no one will believe him: "These organisms are biological, have a definite structure, and are not related to organisms on Earth"
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(29)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not content with merely working them to death, the Qatari government forces thousands of laborers working on the 2022 World Cup infrastructure to run a marathon. Barefoot
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(40)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
FACT: Google has turned us into insufferable know-it-alls. FACT: Google makes you think you're smarter than you actually are. FACT: Bears eat beets
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(151)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over James Bond. Melissa McCarthy is here to become our next super spy hero and prove that body image ain't nothing but a social construct that has no bearing on actual super spy ability
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(96)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Cribs claim "old school dinosaur bands" have kept them from becoming a bigger band. When reached for comment, actual musicians said "Who the f*ck are The Cribs?"
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"As this has gone unknown so long by the general public, it seems the 'Clark Kent disguise' must actually be better than anyone thought"
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(19)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Isn't it wild when you walk into a restaurant high on psychedelics only to discover the guy sitting at the table next to you is actually the Governor of Alaska?
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(21)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Ladies & gentlemen: The saddest picture of the year
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(106)
 
(Freakonomics)
 
 
 
Religious people are actually preventing innovation after all. Suck it, atheists
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(129)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Public Wi-Fi speeds 5,000 times faster, with longer range and ability to host 25,000 concurrent users? It's more likely than you think. Err, actually, it's already up and running in Seattle
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manhattan woman fatally walloped by flying plywood. Bonus: Article actually uses the phrase 'fatally walloped'
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(69)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when you thought it was odd that there was actual cheering for the Atlanta Falcons last year? Yeah, about that
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows that while treadmill desks do score quite high on the "smug douche" factor, their "actual exercise" score is much lower than expected
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(39)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Springtime in Edinburgh, where the "bloomin' potholes" are actually in bloom
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(22)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA can't wait to try out its new "over the shoulder boulder holder" technique to save the earth from massive asteroid impact. Actually, like geeks everywhere, they're *really* looking forward to figuring out how to unhook the damn thing
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just like a blind squirrel finding an acorn, every once in a blue moon, Sarah Palin actually makes a valid point
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(112)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burma planned capital city is now 10 years old, with 20-lane highways, golf courses, fast WiFi, reliable electricity, and no citizens - "an eerie picture of post-apocalypse suburban America; like a David Lynch film on location in North Korea"
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(34)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's not a pair of Aussie boobs. This is a pair of Aussie boobs (not safe for work) - Hey, this went to the wrong video earlier. This is an update to that one. This actually isn't WTFark's fault
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(34)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A picture is worth a thousand words. More, if there's cocaine hidden in the frame
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(10)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Trials Fusion game creator admits he can't actually finish every level
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(15)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
MadLib or actual headline: "Squid-Inspired Tape Could Help Camouflage Soldiers"
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Picture a house that just sold for 1.2 million dollars cash. Can you picture it? Good. Now click the link
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(118)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While everybody's been talking about some college kid's antics, actually, it's about ethics in venture capitalism. #NotAllVCs
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(26)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you think of a southern classic dish to serve family and friends, what comes to mind? Show us your recipes that'll make our arteries clog up yet we still want to go actually make the food. Bonus points if it's healthy
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(185)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man who spent two months in jail--before police discovered his shipment of 'cocaine' was actually soap--is awarded $5 an hour for his time
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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(167)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iran and the West may be at odds with what the preliminary deal will actually cover
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House GOP's real test to govern is, well, anything that resembles governance and not "attack Obama programs out of spite." In this case, it's coming up with an actual budget
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(82)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel: "Furious 7 will win best picture Oscar"
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Monday: Jon Stewart rants about the "40 miles as the crow flies" VA Choice rule. Wednesday: VA changes rule to "40 miles by actual distance to get there" Your move, Oliver
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(68)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
After learning new words, the brain stores them as pictures. That seems cromulent to me
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Francisco hosts first dog tech conference. No dogs were actually in attendance, though, presumably because they were too busy working on new crotch sniffing and steak-procuring technology
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(10)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz actually isn't the first official presidential candidate of 2016, he's the 195th and will have fierce competition from candidates including "Santa Claus," "President Emperor Caesar," and "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks"
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(41)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Five conspiracy theories Ted Cruz actually believes, including that liberals want to abolish the game of golf
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(118)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Let's recap: artificial banana flavor that doesn't taste like bananas actually tastes like a banana that tastes like it's artificially flavored. Are we clear now?
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(35)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Treasury Department: "New $10 bill on track to enter circulation in 2020." Actual spending value: about $8.25
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(64)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Craft beer is on a roll. There's just one problem: no one seems to be able to agree on what it actually is"
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(26)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Google face recognition system is accurate to matching a face to a database of 260 million photos. Apparently, the only way to fool the system is to use a picture that is unrecognizable, like the one on your driver's license
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunk woman strips, performs in-flight entertainment for passengers and crew (with helpful picture of a sex toy)
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(44)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man fatally shot multiple times". Jesus, sometimes dead IS better
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(22)
 
(Totally Cool Pix)
 
 
 
Solar Eclipse 2015 in pictures
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(5)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man tells police showing pictures of his penis to store employees 'Cheers me up"
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(43)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Washington introduces bills to allow personal marijuana home grows: " I think it would be good for everybody to actually try it and experience [growing marijuana] for themselves"
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes a childhood picture is worth a thousand memories
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(21)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What do you do when you have 6,800 kilos of fish spill on the road? Well if you're a fireman from Guizhou province in China you save them by hosing them down and putting them back in the truck (Pictures of a lot of fish)
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Let's discuss if the Death Star would actually have been able to destroy a whole planet
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(102)
 
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
A local TJ Maxx is selling "Hang Loose" shirts with a picture of a noose. Naturally, this is an outrage
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(180)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Crazy Uncle Joe may actually see some real action besides sticking his foot in his mouth by having to break a tie to confirm the attorney general
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australia's new plain cigarette packages making smoking "less appealing" in a country where smoking is actually the least of its killers
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(31)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Why Police Are So Good at Busting Pot Smokers and So Bad at Keeping Women from Getting Murdered?
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(109)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
MSNBC ratings are so bad they may have to go back to broadcasting actual news
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(83)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pelosi and Boehner are ready to make a massive, sweeping deal that would permanently fix one of Medicare's biggest problems. No no, despite what you may think, this is actually a very good thing
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(82)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you can see the hourglass in this comic book cover, there's actually something wrong with your brain
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(109)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear media members, Please don't take half-naked pictures of me in the locker room. Thanks, LeBron James
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(19)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
According to Elon Musk, Montana might be a tourist driving destination not because it has no enforced speed limit, but, because it might eventually be the only place you can actually drive a car yourself
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently if you change the appearance of a picture in Photoshop, the appearance of the picture changes. Amazing
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(36)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rahm and Chuy square off in contentious Mayoral Election debate, though the presence of C-3PO translating Chuy's Shyriiwook to English was a bit distracting
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(12)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's slow news day features $1000 reward for stolen $949 motorized cooler, with bonus sexy raccoon picture
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(29)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
The games that will actually make you vomit in virtual reality
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(55)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture
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(47)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Turns out that people don't actually want to use a phone to pay for things after all. Your move, Apple
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(118)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While some people might picture food, water, or hospitals when requesting $200 million to solve a "glaring absence" in Africa, these scientists think the continent really needs a particle accelerator
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(83)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if Putin actually died? Believe it or not, there is actually a Russian constitution
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here's good news: Those security tags that hospitals put on newborns actually work
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(35)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to get an idea of what DT hallucinations actually sorta LOOK like, check out this gallery of incongruous, twinned sheepdogs
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New report says the average Wall Street bonus for 2014 was $172,860. As opposed to the rest of the country that considers it a bonus that they actually have a job
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you know where your tunica albuginea is located? No? Word of advice ... Do NOT fracture it (possibly not safe for work)
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(34)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico would like to thank Tom Cotton for giving us an even more super hardline Iranian leader in the future who could reject the deal. And unlike Cotton's fantasy, that guy could actually reject the deal
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(190)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Despite Twitter's best attempts, Richard Dawkins is not actually dead
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(103)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the "poison" that a Connecticut teen once refused to treat her cancer may actually be useful for, you know, treating cancer
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(72)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"One of the things we understand now is that the initial ship that came over from England to Massachusetts Bay actually carried more beer than water," says Bruce Bustard
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"These simple tips will help turn your cover letter from tired to hired." Wait. People still write cover letters and think they are actually read and appreciated by HR? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh that's cute
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(197)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Studies show that Daylight Saving Time actually costs more by using extra energy. Which finally proves the old saying that time really is money
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(117)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indonesian clothing manufacturer takes "Iron my shirt" meme to the next level
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(34)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I don't know much about architecture, but this just seems like a bad idea
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It has been 70 years since the death of Anne Frank, and here is her life....in pictures
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