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300 headlines found matching 'CTE'
Sun December 28, 2014
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Beloved British character actor David Ryall has died at 79. Those his career spanned decades and included Foyle's War and Prime Suspect and Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows, where he played Elphias Doge. Such sad. Much talent
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Fri December 26, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Someone collected every Spectre reference in the Connery era Bond films into one giant trailer and it's so cool you'll want to hop in your Aston Martin and go to the local bar and get a martini and now I'm sad because I can't afford nice things
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fecal bacteria is lurking in the waterways of Wasilla, Alaska, which I'm sure nobody will try to turn into a political metaphor
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(73)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Now more than 300 theaters have lined up to screen The Interview. That total includes most major cities-New York, Los Angeles, Houston, Cleveland, Phoenix and Dallas among them-and is far more theaters than anyone expected. Suck it, Best Korea
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Tue December 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Researchers say torture leaves long-term psychological scars. Quick, someone phone Ric Romero to get the scoop on this unexpected development
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(35)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Man gets 60-hours in the hawk's rehabilitation nest for shooting protected hawks
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble: We're raising the bar and washing our hands of soap
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(16)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Work begins on trans-Nicaragua canal, to be completed by 2019 - although the accompanying palindrome is expected to take somewhat longer to finish
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(60)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today, we celebrate the holiest of holy days, Festivus. The poles are erected in the family room with care, no tinsel in sight. The ham is cooking, the presents wrapped. So let us, in fine Festivus tradition, air our grievances to the right
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Senator's son who was indicted over a case of hot dogs gets his buns saved
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(59)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Attorney General rules that crossdressing is protected by federal law. Who knew that for all those years J. Edgar Hoover was actually leading the way for civil rights
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(70)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
This Call of Duty ad may be the worst ad ever made. We think. Until now, it was only Canadians who were subjected to it
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(67)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Idiot found guilty of being one after calling emergency 999 number to report his friend had been shot in the chest and was dying. His "friend" in this case being a character in the GTA V game he was playing
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Sat December 20, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
2014: The Year America Overreacted in Fear
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A fifteen minute supercut of all the times Stephen Colbert broke character
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
VA lawmaker, recently convicted of having a sexual affair with a 17-year old girl, who he may have impregnated, has announced he will resign his seat in the Va House of Delegates- and then run for the same seat in special election next month
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Producer who directed movie called 'How to Get Away With Murder' is jailed for ... masterminding £5million mortgage scam. Dude, you were THAT close to getting an Ironic tag
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(6)
 
(British Film Institute)
 
 
 
BFI releases a list of the Top 100 Best Sci-Fi Characters of All Time. #1 is Obvious, feel free to debate the rest
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(148)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army plans to use stationary blimps to prevent missile attack on DC. In true DC fashion, there will only be two: guaranteeing that the left and the right will be protected, while everyone else is screwed
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Book-removed from-Amazon for-containing too-many-hyphens. Which-is-kinda-expected in-a-book-about were-creatures
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(44)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
TN town decides the 1st Amendment doesn't apply to them & bans negative online comments by "anyone professionally connected" to the town. Good luck with the Streisand Effect guys. In other news apparently the City Attorney job is still open
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins to 300 rejected applicants: You're now accepted. Nah ... just kidding
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Tue December 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crazed Pennsylvania man who executed six family members, including his ex-wife, found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(88)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Nine pieces of good advice from the worst characters on TV
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(52)
 
(Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
The 2015 Inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have been announced. The inductees list is to the left, the rational and civilized arguing over Green Day's induction is to the right
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(187)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents a bit upset after woman indicted on two felony charges of heroin distribution is hired as first grade teacher. Background checks, how do they work?
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(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For Ludwig van Beethoven's 244th birthday, born on 12/16/1770 in Bonn, Germany, here's the finale of his 9th Symphony, conducted by John Eliot Gardiner in NYC in 1996
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Mon December 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Witness #40" whose "eyewitness" testimony was instrumental in clearing officer Darren Wilson is convicted felon with memory problems and brain damage who posted some seriously racist stuff to FB about Brown before "remembering" she saw the shooting
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Sun December 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
IRS considers returning $33k seized from woman who acted like a terrorist drug dealer by making bank deposits of less than $10k. IRS insists if the $22k is returned, she's still not declared innocent. Also, legal costs to be deducted from the $11k
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists measure the anatomy of the characters from the webcomic xkcd, swear that they'll start working on that 'cure-for-cancer' thing next weekend
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Earth faces sixth "great extinction" with 41 per cent of amphibians not expected to live past next Tuesday
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(38)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the main reasons humans are evolving is to stay one step ahead of bacterial iron pirates. YAAAR
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(6)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Photographer chronicles Leonard Cohen's last tour, in case you needed reminding of what the coolest octegenarian in the world looks like
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(22)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Defense attorney says police officers should only go to prison for 1/100 as long as others convicted of the same crime. Surprisingly, the judge doesn't agree
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(71)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Strange: China bans national anthem at weddings and funerals. Scary: People who break the rules will be "criticized and corrected"
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(21)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Al Pacino had a meeting with Marvel Studios, photoshop what Marvel character he should portray
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(25)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Star of BBC period costume drama reveals producers intentionally shrunk characters' codpieces over concerns that true-to-life traditional Tudor codpieces would offend American sensibilities and make show unsalable to PBS
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams leaks the names of the various characters in the new Star Wars trailer in the coolest retro way possible
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(163)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender wins $3 million lottery prize, and you already know what state he's from, don't you?
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(138)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
An unexpected bonus from the leaked Sony emails: juicy scripts for new show, "The Real Housecats of Hollywood"
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What would it look like if a bunch of neighbors installed Christmas lights connected to a central controller synchronized to music? Something like this
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(21)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
The movie isn't even in production yet, but a major character has already been killed off in "Batman v. Superman"
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(48)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Man suspected of 10th DUI blames it on beer battered fish. What a crappie excuse
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(69)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Don't worry folks, the health data collected per Obamacare will be kept private. The collection and sharing of it will be limited to only 35 federal agencies. Thirty-five. 35. Like the FTC and NASA
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(101)
 
(DualShockers)
 
 
 
Players banned from WWE2k15 Online play for two weeks for creating characters capable of smothering their opponents with a pillow
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(75)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Steve Jobs predicted the future of e-commerce in 1996 and got it exactly right"
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(39)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
New Marvel comic book expected to be one of the best-sellers of all time, and not a Spider-Man or Hulk in sight
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(78)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Only 5% of NYC cops turn in 40% of "resisting arrest" cases, apparently being unusually attracted toward interacting with overweight unhealthy minorities selling cigarettes
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Fri December 05, 2014
(My 9 NJ)
 
 
 
"My 98-year-old life goes on, and it's not affected me one way or the other except I am disappointed because it reflects the prejudice of the McCarthy era"
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina police officer INDICTED in the killing of an unarmed black man. Sure, it took three years, but still, he was actually INDICTED
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(88)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Please please please, if only the next Star Wars movie could be directed by Wes Anderson
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(25)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out between teams during French rugby match. As expected, they all fight like a bunch of Frenchmen
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kellogg's latest and unannounced 'Live maggot surprise in randomly selected boxes of Nutri-Grain bars' promotion proves wildly unpopular with consumers (pics)
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(25)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Protected by cops, tens of thousands of clueless suburbanites flock to the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting despite being surrounded by angry mobs of disenfranchised NYC residents who are tired of not being protected from the cops
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(110)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Spike Lee's latest movie features ancient cursed artifacts and junkies with an addiction to blood, and it may be the best movie he's directed since Do The Right Thing
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Benghazi Truthers are worse than 9/11 Truthers, we also never elected 9/11 Truthers to Congress
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(48)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Paranoid schizophrenic who killed his parents on the orders of Sergeant Ranahan Iron Horse, conducted his own defence dressed in a purple cowboy outfit and tried to call Jesus as a witness is set to be executed tomorrow because Texas
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(176)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton won't get elected in 2016 because she lacks that new car smell
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(72)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Missing Ohio State University football player Kosta Karageorge has been found dead inside a dumpster of what police suspect is a self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(171)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Why are all Marvel movies written so that the female characters are just buzzkills?
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(108)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court will spend Monday deciding if online threats are protected under the Constitution
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Debt collector ordered to pay $33K after being sued for harassment says of the woman who sued him "She's not collected a dime. She never will...because I don't have it to pay her." Ironic tag too busy dodging calls to appear for this headline
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Living in fear of having unexpected guests call to say they'll be right over? Here's how to fake clean your house in 15 minutes
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just because your boyfriend acted like a turkey and started Thanksgiving dinner without you doesn't mean you get to carve him up like one
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(17)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who says players aren't tough any more? Footballer tries to stay on the field with suspected broken neck. Difficulty: A soccer player. For Newcastle's women's team. Take that boys
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(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Redacted Sources: RG3 is going up on eBay, no minimum bid
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(50)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In the UK, there's a 70% chance that the supermarket chicken you bought is infected with a deadly bacteria. Fortunately, boiling everything they eat removes both the taste AND the bug
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(97)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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(61)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Looking for a great place to get drunk? Here are five characteristics of a good place to do so. Drink up my mateys
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(10)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally, science has perfected the Thanksgiving meal
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(33)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On one hand, this teenager is addicted to eating sponges and goes through two a week to satisfy her cravings. On the other, she can handle messy spills with ease
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The world's first computer has finally been resurrected
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(50)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Playboy mansion resident shocked to discover how she was expected to pay the rent
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(156)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
What is the most British car ever made? Points subtracted if it can drive a mile without dropping something important onto the road, like a drive shaft or radiator
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(29)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Lennon's guitar expected to go for nearly a million dollars at auction. George Harrison's guitar not expected to fetch as much due to water damage from it weeping all the time
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bestselling author dumps husband after falling in love with one of her characters. That's a novel approach
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(106)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Mia Love, the first black Republican woman elected to congress, is a strong opponent of immigration. She was also an anchor baby. Well that's awkward
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers believe they've detected the first black hole to have been kicked out of its galaxy
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(9)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Suspected child molesters arrested after enrolling in elementary school to recruit victims. No, this is not the plot of the next Adam Sandler movie
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(35)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Dawn Robinson says that if Lifetime airs a biopic about the group that doesn't include her character in it, she'll sue them for millions. But she's never gonna get it
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(27)
 
(Newcastle Herald (Australia))
 
 
 
Major counter-terrorism operation storms house of suspected Muslim of some kind, finds a sword the police are quite certain is metal, not plastic, in latest 'when did Australia start importing cops from the US' story
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(37)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you a dem in the "anybody but Hillary" camp, but realistic enough to know Warren ain't running and Uncle Joe could never get elected? The this should be music to your ears: former VA Senator Jim Webb has just launched a "Webb2016.com"
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(177)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Janice Dickinson says her publisher redacted parts of her book for fear of retaliation from Cosby. Fark: To Howard Stern. When the book was first published
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(278)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Android update is "shockingly bad," according to one Fandroid. So pretty much the usual levels of blowing goats that everybody else expected
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(94)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scott Walker plots 2016 run." Boy, I'm sure glad Wisconsin re-elected this guy just so that he could bail on them to lose a presidential election
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(45)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
That Alaskan TV News woman who neglected to tell her boss that she owned the marijuana club she was reporting on apparently also had trouble reporting her campaign contributions
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(34)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man says he's created a lotion that protects people from Ebola and it also might work against HIV, hepatitis C, enterovirus, polio, MRSA, staph infections, E. coli, salmonella and other bacteria
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(83)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
These pixel art Game Of Thrones GIFs should please you more than the last time one of your favourite characters wasn't killed off
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(8)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney was told that if he walked sexy and grew a beard he could have been elected president
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(100)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Great Dane unexpectedly gives birth to 19 puppies, owner fined for littering
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(30)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Audible.com)
 
 
 
You Might Remember Phil Hartman from SNL and NewsRadio, and you might want to listen to the audio version of his biography, narrated by a Farker who was very honored to have been selected to read it
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the message from voters in the midterms: "About 64 percent of the American people rejected the two-party system. They rejected Washington as it now functioned"
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(124)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds 80 million bacteria transferred during 10 second kiss...not including cooties
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(23)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Elizabeth OBVIOUSLY isn't running for president because history teaches us that a first term senator and former law professor has absolutely no realistic shot at actually getting elected president
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(87)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sean Bean set to star in new six-episode series based on the Frankenstein mythology. No word if Bean's character will survive past the first episode
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Convicted internet troll looks pretty much exactly as you would expect
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(45)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Gunn reveals how the most beloved character in Guardians of the Galaxy came to be
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(45)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Black Panther isn't just another Marvel Comics superhero or any regular old black superhero--he is, quite simply put, the Most Important Character Ever
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(74)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Let us prepare another eulogy for hockey's enforcers, as the brief A.D. (After Domi) resurgence comes to a close
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(24)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Leonid meteor shower expected to peak on Monday night. If it's clear, go out and have a look. Fark will still be here when you get back
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anyone born before 1985 is a 'digital immigrant' who can remember a time before the internet when we weren't constantly connected. Anyone born after 1985 is a 'digital native' and thus, the enemy
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(136)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheesy black face characters provoke protests in the Netherlands
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Don't take the chance with it. It's not worth it. You give up your life, you lose everything." What was this woman talking about? A) Drugs, B) Unprotected sex, or C) Eating raw cookie dough
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(108)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
11/6/14: "Congratulations on being elected to the Arizona legislature." 11/14/14: "And by the way, in 2013, a warrant was issued for your immediate arrest"
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(19)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Pew study says Americans fear they have lost control of their personal data. Research conducted among shoppers at Michaels, Home Depot, Target
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(6)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
New poll shows that 81% of Democrats and 85% of Republicans are in favor of "net neutrality." So, with that near unanimity of public opinion, why are so many elected officials against it? Well that'$ a my$tery we may never $olve
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(97)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember last week when the GOP said they weren't going to shut down the government over budget issues? Yeah, well, they neglected to mention they plan to do it over immigration issues instead
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(203)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The reporter who corrected Scott Brown's ability to know where anything in NH is, has mysteriously disappeared. This is Scott Brown's Vince Foster
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(12)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple says iOS 8 'Masque Attack' malware "has not affected a single person"
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(20)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
What happened to all of the Ebola-infected ISIS immigrants we were promised?
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you have to go against your own party and vote for the Keystone pipeline just to get elected, you're gone.. just let it go woman
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(111)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia's convicted ex-governor is so confident he'll get a new trial he's still making public appearances
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(8)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Giving public school money to a private company is working out about as well as expected
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colbert Breitbarts Breitbart (corrected)
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(66)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's Twitter team asks it to "meme" him; it goes approximately as expected, if you've ever read the Internet
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(64)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mennonite Committee revokes the credentials of a retired pastor that officiated at his son's wedding back in June. Committee says they would have acted sooner, but word travels a lot slower by carrier pigeon
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China suspected of hacking the USPS computer network, stealing their secrets of wastefulness and irrelevancy
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(15)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers turn cockroaches into cyborgs to help in search and rescue efforts. Yeah, this won't have any unexpected consequences, no, not at all
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(14)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How One Lawyer's Crusade Could Change Football Forever
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(36)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Guy paints characters into thrift store paintings: Come for the Sith Lord fishing excursion, stay for Spock on the levitating sprinkled doughnut receiving bacon from the angel and two children who took a taxi to the mountain ledge to meet him
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(42)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Man who tried unsuccessfully for 2 months to take his name off the ballot has been elected
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(12)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Alaskans should not be fooled: The explosive incidents, the oafish behavior are going to continue. This is the real Don Young, and Alaska, you just re-elected him"
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(11)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
News: Woman is forced into a car and abducted. Good news: She's found alive soon afterward. Fark: Because her kidnapper forgot he had a GPS tracking device in his car. "We called the dealership and within five minutes they had the location"
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(53)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party was not elected to fix a broken system or to make it work. The Republican Party was not elected to compromise. The Republican Party was not elected to sit down and work together with the Democrats"
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(214)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
TV ad for pizza rolls called "disturbing in the best possible way - It's a little bit like a nightmare in which the creepiest characters from Pee Wee Herman's Adventure and American Horror Story commandeer your brain"
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(26)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Intruder at large. Suspected of taking a shower and feeding children. Believed to be in Pebble Beach
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(23)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Here's a 3D cake portraying a half-dissected Ralph Wiggum from 'The Simpsons' and you want this for your next occasion so very badly
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(78)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a real election if a dead guy wasn't elected for something somewhere
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(14)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
The parents of a 19-year-old boy are devastated after they say their son died unexpectedly after taking just one Marijuana
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(238)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Company creates a mouth guard to help identify brain trauma, concussions, when someone says the wrong thing to Ray Rice
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(8)
 
(V3 (UK))
 
 
 
"As we look to the future, we're expecting to see 400PB per year by 2023, and compute requirements are expected to be around 50 times the current budget." No, we aren't talking about porn. We're talking about CERN
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Look, Iowa may have elected crazy, Kansas may stay insane, Florida may have crucified Crist and McConnell is the most powerful turtle ever, but look at the bright side, NH is no longer the "South of the North"
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(75)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, they elected an 18 year old Republican woman as part of the GOP war on women
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(242)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
How hard is it for a Republican to get elected in the libby lib state of Massachusetts? Not that hard if your opponent is Martha Coakley
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(101)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AP and other press outlets decide that not reporting suspected Ebola cases is the best way to keep the public infor .. uh ... calm. You can't handle the truth
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(68)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will GOP grab the Senate? Will the conspiracy theorists convince voters science is wrong and GMOs are dangerous? Have you been scared to the polls because Republicans? Will LePage be reelected? This is your apathetic 2014 Midterms thread
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(772)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
GOP has 3/4 odds of taking the Senate, says suspected witch Nate Silver
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder to yourself how Michael Jordan convinced Charles Barkley to appear in a basketball movie featuring cartoon characters? Wonder no more
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(16)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The eleven best, most psychotic outbursts that Jerry Stiller's character Frank Costanza ever had on Seinfeld. "As I rained blows upon his head, I thought, 'there had to be a better way'"
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(44)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dingbat D'Souza is lying again
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that "convicted felon" with a gun who was in an elevator with the President, and how that contributed to the Secret Service boss resigning? Yeah, about that
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(68)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman movie may be set in the 1920s. WB/DC already polishing up their excuses on how films with female lead characters just don't draw at the box office, even though their own stupidity will be to blame for the movie's failure
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(300)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
JK Rowling finally reveals the origin of Dolores Umbridge, the most hated character in the Potter universe
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(97)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Finland's first suspected Ebola patient confirmed to have the same strain of Ebola as everybody else suspected of having Ebola
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(38)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Vote Lee Terry guys, greatest Republican EVER" says convicted killer that said Republican used in his campaign ad
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(33)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Manuel Noriega's lawsuit claiming Call of Duty unlawfully used his likeness thrown out of court after Activision successfully argues its character wasn't Noriega, just some guy whose face caught fire before it was put out with a golf shoe
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(43)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
New report says that future wars will be fought by interconnected robots. Wounded soldiers to be awarded the Purple Motherboard
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(17)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The PFM Ponies stay on top, the Jets are somehow ranked above the Raiders, and the Cowboys and [REDACTED]s are "null." This is your Week 9 ESPN Power Rankings thread
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(367)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: 'shop the Dark Lord's hand somewhere unexpected
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(50)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School apologizes for chastising a student who disrespected America by not standing for the Pledge of Allegiance
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(213)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"[Megan] Fox, who has been roped in to lay the lead, will play a Hollywood starlet with a very troubled past who becomes the love interest and obsession to Franco's character"
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(23)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Woman checks in to donate plasma, is rejected, decides to donate car instead
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know what's worse than a convicted sex offender who just won $10 million in the lottery? Nothing. Absolutely nothing
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(116)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble: No batteries included
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(10)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
Info recovered from black boxes in the Total CEO 'crash' in Moscow show the aircraft was "surreptitiously directed" into the snow plow operating on another runway. Meanwhile, the snow plow driver was sober and cannot drink due to a heart condition
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(58)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
More Americans have married Kim Kardashian than contracted Ebola
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(124)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Can Michelle O replace Diane Feinstien In Senate? Fark ready quote from article, "It's a shoo-in. A ham sandwich could get elected on the Democratic line in California"
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(136)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mo'ne Davis stars in a Spike Lee directed commercial, and it's a monetary grand slam (w/video)
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(22)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flying car accident injures two. Doctors say that both Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter are expected to recover
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(28)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man walks again after having nasal tissue injected into his spine, is expected to be running constantly by cold and flu season
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(47)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Cool: Woman spends weeks brightening up vacant lot by restoring neglected planters and filling them with flowers. Stupid: Neighboring business demands she rip out the flowers and bring back the faded cracked look
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(138)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The trailer for 'Jaws' if it was directed by Ron Howard. And instead of a great white shark it was a great white whale
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(28)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sues for right to draw you like one of those French girls
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(56)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama house speaker indicted on 23 felony counts of acting like an elected politician
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(50)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Brown says we should have elected Mitt Romney so he could just fire Ebola
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(111)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott makes campaign stop to stress the importance of early voting he restricted three years ago
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(46)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brilliant mash-up trailer shows what might happen if Christopher Nolan had directed Wall-E. We demand a reboot
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The amount of bacteria lurking in your towels is enough to rub any germaphobe the wrong way
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(37)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Dentist charged for working on a patient while drunk. Bonus: He was wearing flip flops and a t-shirt. Double bonus: He once extracted a child's tooth at a party without parental consent
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(51)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cruise ship with "potentially" Ebola-infected health care worker docks in Texas, which is now officially America's Ebola colony
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(130)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Vince Gilligan helped birth great TV about scientists. "At the television science fair, CSI is the homemade volcano; House is testing which appliances have the most bacteria. In walks Breaking Bad with a month's worth of data on phytoremediation"
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(39)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Used car prices predicted to fall. New car leasing to become easier. Naturally, financial experts forecast disaster if anyone can actually buy a car without going into debt for decades
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(106)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Ebola nurse may have infected two flights." The CDC absolutely sucks at this whole infectious disease thing
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(282)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been several days since my last Louie Gohmert submission. Today's LOL from Loony Louie? The nurses infected with Ebola are part of the Democrats' war on women
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(74)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Earth's magnetic field could flip much faster than previously predicted and ... there it goes now ... false alarm
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(41)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Republican elected official from Missouri meant "no ill intent toward the president" from calling for military coup of "our domestic enemy" or calling him "supposedly the commander in chief"
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(92)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers find that rats in the NYC subway are carriers for bacteria that cause food poisoning. Please make sure to thoroughly wash and cook your rats before eating
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(26)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Couple discovers builders constructed their beautiful, ocean-view, $680k house exactly as they envisioned it. But on the wrong lot
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(166)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ok, yes we shortened the yellow light times to less than 3 seconds so we could write more tickets. We'll stop doing that now, and thanks for the $8 million in collected fines
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(94)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Magic, 1978 - If you want to see Hopkins do unhinged, check out his portrayal of a magician ventriloquist. Hannibal Lecter's comparatively tame
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's the cheap Gremlins knock-off Hobgoblins. Mike, Servo, and Crow turn this horrendous production full of awful characters and terrible puppets into a comedy gem. "I wonder if he knows his face looks like that"
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(20)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(The Space Reporter)
 
 
 
Super-bright supernova detected almost 12 million miles from earth
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(56)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Denton Record-Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember that deputy that was rushed to the isolation ward because of suspected Ebola? It's starting to look like he just had some bad sushi
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(79)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Opposing congressional candidates accidentally show up to address the same group at the same time and end up having a collegial debate. No, this isn't a new comedy directed by Richard Curtis
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(41)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
There's a reason most cities don't use highly-polished, massive steel orbs as public sculpture. Then there's Calgary, which is setting its citizens on fire with light reflected off them
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(97)
 
(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
CDC: "By the end of the year, there's supposed to be 1.4 million people infected with Ebola and 62 percent of them dying,.. there is no way we can keep Ebola [contained] in West Africa"
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(431)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen characters who really say only one thing and yet manage to be oddly popular. Hodor? Hodor
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(93)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's turn back the clock a week or so and see how ESPN's panel of "experts" predicted the MLB playoffs would go. Wow, they were eerily 100% accurate--in Bizarro World's sʈʈoʎɐld ᙠ˥W, anyway
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(75)
 
(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
Wednesday is International Get Abducted On The Way To School Day
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(48)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Six years ago, Al Franken was elected to the Senate by a margin of a mere 312 votes. Six years later, he is up almost 20 points on his opponent in a GOP-friendly year because he's good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin depicted as a well-known demigod famous for killing Lesbians
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastry chef fired by cruise line for posting video and pics of ship's kitchen to Facebook. Fark: Which were taken after captain neglected to inform everyone that they were about to encounter 90 knot winds. w/pics and vid
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(54)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington limit its self-inflicted mistakes to end Seattle's dominance in prime time or will the Seahawks be kissing Cousins with every sack? It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30ET on ESPN
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(1090)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Go home convicted felon Dinesh D'souza, you're drunk
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(101)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
When Adrian Peterson collected money for charity, apparently Charity was the name of the stripper he got for his underage brother
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Scottish nationalists have reacted with characteristic charm and good grace to their referendum defeat. The online petition 'Go fark yourself, Gordon Brown' now has more than 10,000 signatures"
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(16)
 
(Blue Hog Report)
 
 
 
News: Uproar after GOP voter suppression laws result in candidate being purged from Arkansas ballot. Fark: The candidate is a Republican. Obvious and Fail tags rejected after refusing to pay a poll tax
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(107)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Fincher nearly directed Star Wars Episode VII, but for some reason Disney rejected his idea of "the story of two slaves who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man"
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(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
When all those wet, icy balls fell from the sky in Canada the other day, it wasn't hail, it was "graupel." Scientific spoiler: "Graupel is precipitation that forms when supercooled droplets of water are collected and freeze on a falling snowflake"
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(39)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Has preguntado alguna vez cómo es la vida como traductor? Jamais demandé ce qu'est la vie en tant que traducteur? 有没有想过什么样的生活就像是一个翻译者? Eva' wonda' whut life be likes as some translato'?
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(19)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The only mash-up video of Nintendo characters acting in The Avengers you ever need to see
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(5)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
County Judge Clay Jenkins, the top elected official of Dallas County, visited the Ebola-quarantined family then drove them to an isolated 4 bedroom home donated by another citizen
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(60)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Recently convicted dog rapist back in jail for sexually assaulting a (human) friend while she slept
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(47)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
"In what might be the first mathematics paper to include a spoiler warning in its abstract, Vale, who teaches statistics, attempts to predict which characters will live and which will die in the next two George R. Martin books"
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Historian finds no mention of Jesus Christ in 126 historical texts, concludes Jesus was a purely fictional character, like leprechauns or Eskimos
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(1011)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Van Der Sloot: convicted murderer, alleged extortionist, suspected rapist, accomplice to fatherhood
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(51)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man apparently dies after being infected with rabies. Poke him with a stick to be sure
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(73)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Netflix commissions Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sequel directed by famed martial arts choreographer Yuen Wo-Ping, starring Michelle Yeoh, and including Donnie Yen and Jason Scott Lee. Will you be watching CTHD 2 Electric Boogaloo?
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Romulus Brinkley invented junk mail, was elected governor of Kansas and implanted goat testicles in men to cure impotence. And now he's the subject of a movie
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(8)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of the 10 most insane conspiracy theories: "As silly as they sound, there's something to be said for learning about conspiracy theories. They offer new and unexpected ways of looking at events, even if you don't believe them"
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Showing he's the most humahngous big character in the NHL universh, Ilya Bryzgalov joins in on fans' selfies from the bench
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(19)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
80,000 peaceful protesters Occupied Hong Kong's "Wall St" over the weekend and were subjected to Government threats,Tear Gas, Clubbings and Arrests. On Monday, more showed up
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(143)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City commissioner claims his privacy was violated when caught downloading racist, sexual material onto city-provided iPad. Luckily he's an elected official, not just a city employee who'd be fired for such
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Discovery of carbon in outer space reignites the debate about whether life originated on earth or was brought here on a meteorite, like Fred Hoyle predicted
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(61)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I'll take a Venti [redacted for national security purposes], a blueberry [redacted for national security purposes], and make it quick because [redacted for national security purposes]
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(55)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
The world's toughest anti-smoking laws are about to be enacted by ... France? (Not safe for work images below article)
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(110)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man with implanted horns and a 666 tattoo on his forehead convicted in murder case, tells jury, "I'll see you all in hell." (with grumpy cat facial expression pic)
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(117)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Y: The Last Man movie is dead. That's bad. Shia LeBoeuf won't be playing Yorick Brown. That's good. DC Entertainment fails to get anything except a Superman or Batman on the movie screen. That's expected
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hikers climbing Mt Ontake in Japan get the surprise of their lives when it unexpectedly erupts. With "time to get new underwear" video
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(48)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Complex molecule detected in space. Implement the Omega Directive immediately. All other priorities have been rescinded
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(47)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die
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(11)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer's wife trampled to death by cattle directed and controlled by a cat. This happens every day and the media is all Caturday'd up and won't report it. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's stage debut goes exactly as expected
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(96)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to (legally) avoid all the TSA hassles when you travel? It's easy, all you need to do is get elected to Congress
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza a political prisoner, even though convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza isn't going to prison for the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(133)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Crown of Robert Baratheon from 'Game of Thrones' for sale. Warning: Wear at own risk. No refund in case of sudden, unexpected death
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(11)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Situation gets indicted on charges of $8.9M tax fraud. The fact that he had $8.9M with which to defraud anyone is the saddest situation ever known to mankind
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every Stephen King novel summarized in 140 characters or less
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(84)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Single unlabelled biomolecules can be detected through light, especially after last call
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(4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Realizing that they've been out-villainous-assholed by ISIS and are losing front page headline status, Boko Haram decides to release a portion of the 200 schoolgirls they abducted back in April
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(31)
 
(PR Week)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider, revivin' the Richmeister character for a commercial...20 years after it was fun-ny. Rob-erino, getting dropped from a commercial after outrage over his anti-vaxxer advocacy. The Rob-ster, sinking back into obscurity
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(199)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how many days Bill Murray's character spends on February 2nd in the movie Groundhog Day? Luckily for you these guys have figured it out. The answer may surprise you
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(35)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Bakersfield Blaze baseball team are selected to be the Single-A affiliate for the Seattle Mariners. All 14 and a half fans of the Mariners and all 23 fans of Blaze are reportedly ecstatic
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(10)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The newest person connected to the Minnesota Vikings to get brought up on assault charges is **spins wheels** the owner's son
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Safety experts want to kick distracted pedestrians to the curb
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(31)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Does your Toyota have a 2GR-FE engine? Well, the "FE" now stands for "fire expected"
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(8)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble assures toothpaste customers that even though the microbeads can get embedded in your gums, can trap bacteria, and can lead to gingivitis, they are still perfectly safe
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(26)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Problem: future crime predicted using mobile phone data. Solution: future arrest sent by text message
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(14)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
When you're caught with a shrimp wheel and a pork loin in your jacket and the cop chasing you had to dodge the hotdogs being ejected from your pants, there is a good bet your appeal for lack of evidence to convict will get chuckled out of a courtroom
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Unpopular girl subjected to cruel "homecoming queen prank." Amazing: The real homecoming queen gives her crown away to the girl in front of everyone. Damn dusty here
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(133)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The "Wisconsin Poll Watcher militia" is a non-partisan, non-racist, group that just wants to prevent felons from voting. By showing up armed, at polling stations this November with a list of suspected felons, but only in "heavily democratic areas"
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(170)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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(78)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Jeff Healey to be inducted to Canada's Walk of Fame. I wish he were still here to see it happen
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(41)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds that Boston Bruins fans are the most foul-mouthed in sports. Subby thinks that this survey is a bunch of BS, that the farking moron who conducted it can EABOD
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(62)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
What is the worst show on TV right now? What show hates its characters and worse its viewers the most? Which show can you watch only when your guns are locked away?
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(62)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go full "Al Capone" and indict a Phoenix man for tax evasion who is suspected of killing his wife and three business associates, all of whom were mysteriously gunned down and had huge life insurance policies benefiting him
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(42)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The Sarah Palin channel currently offers roughly eight hours of original content. To put things in perspective, the channel has a shorter run time than the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and for what it's worth, LOTR offers more realistic characters"
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(119)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings and NFL decide to allow running back Adrian Peterson to play despite being indicted on child injury charges on news that there is no video of the incident
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(295)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists unveil magnetic device for extracting bacteria, toxins from blood, explain how it farkin' works
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(13)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jets player Muhammad Wilkerson throws a punch. Since it wasn't directed at a woman or child, the NFL immediately ejects him
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(46)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Since they were erected on the I-595 in March, drivers have hit the new warning gates a total of 105 times." Perhaps the warning gates need warning gates
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(59)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Crowdfunded Miles Davis biopic starring, written, and directed by Don Cheadle is complete and being prepped for film festivals. "Miles was a searcher, an innovator. If he was alive today, he'd be working with Kendrick Lamar or DJ Skrillex or Kanye"
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(60)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
Spy footage of the filming of a scene with John Boyega in costume for Star Wars Episode VII ready to be dissected like the Zapruder film
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(22)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man stranded in the ocean floats six miles after falling off his jet ski and treading water. Doctors say that Bob is expected to recover
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's actions after being convicted of a felony prove that convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is not contrite about the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(150)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rounding out the NFL's week from hell, Adrian Peterson has been indicted for Child Abuse. Ta-Da
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(427)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when controversies in comics were not about how female characters pose but about cool stuff, like that time the Hulk ripped Wolverine in half? Yeah, good times (slightly Not safe for work)
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Antibiotics 2: Viruses vs. Bacteria
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(24)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Convicted killer of three students at an Ohio high school cafeteria has escaped from prison. Search is currently underway. Update: He's been captured. Other inmate he escaped with is still on the loose
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(205)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Interviewer calls Mike Tyson a convicted rapist to his face on live TV. It goes about as well as you would expect
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(61)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor Rob Ford hospitalized with suspected karma
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(93)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Councilman wants city council prayers "directed to the same God addressed in the Founding Fathers' signatory documents that established this nation." So "Nature's God," it is
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(92)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover mutant bacteria that thrive on a steady diet of radioactive waste. No way this could possibly go wrong
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(39)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Famous last words directed at the police :"HEY This is on iCloud"
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(347)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Vancouver city officials would like reassure the public that they did not commission the anatomically-correct statue of Satan which was, um, 'erected' along Grandview highway last night (not safe for work)
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(54)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(MCV (UK))
 
 
 
EA fixing filter in The Sims 4 that doesn't allow characters to have "gay" names
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(67)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"This might come as a bit of a shock, but, apparently, about five to 10 percent of all the Internet users in the world are addicted to the online world, and social media is physically changing people's brains"
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(17)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Ex-New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin reports to federal prison today to begin his 10-year-sentence on 20 corruption convictions, is expected to be the frontrunner in the 2026 mayor's race when he gets out
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Turns out cheap sunglasses protect your eyes as well as expensive shades. ZZ Top predicted this
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(58)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
American bull market has been going for 2,000 days, is expected to last forever
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(39)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you get evicted from the house you've been renting you could use the low moment as a valuable life lesson and vow to grow stronger from it. Or you could hide in a closet and rob the landlord
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(13)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Two deer evicted from $3,500 San Francisco studio apartment, run length of Golden Gate Bridge into Marin during rush hour traffic
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(38)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Koch backed group cancels all remaining TV ad time it had reserved in the State of Oregon against incumbent Jeff Merkley due to no expected return on investment
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Healthcare.gov hacked back in July, discovered ten days ago. I expected better from a trillion dollar website
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(104)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Woman left with suspected broken neck after ice bucket challenge," says headline above article explaining that she didn't have a broken neck
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(32)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new way to kill viruses and bacteria. Difficulty: It involves injecting you with explosives and blowing them up
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(19)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin reveals his favorite Game of Thrones character and it's exactly who you thought it would be
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That douchebag who caused a plane to get re-routed after denying a fellow passenger her seat-reclining rights would like you to know that he might have maybe kinda overreacted a bit
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(73)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Deadly pig diarrhea virus outbreak reported in Utah. Official spokesperson for Master Blaster states methane production will be unaffected
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(21)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Peter Cushing in all his British glory. Giant fake monsters. Wild sci fi sets. A character named "Jubal the Ugly One". A partridge in a pair tree. Seriously just click the link already
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(19)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
This Saturday, the town of Colchester, England will be invaded by fictional characters, and all for charity. Set your TARDIS accordingly
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(6)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Well everyone was distracted by ISIS, Crimea, and celebrity nudes, the cows rose up against Austria
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(63)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gov. Luthor leads wanna-be resurrected Gov. Crist by five points in election in which everyone loses
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(47)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The seven most irritating characters from otherwise great movies."The Kids" win every time
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(251)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
USDA: "Pink slime is not an adulterant. It is a meat product, and all packaged meat pretty much has it and has had it for years. The only issue now is that someone saw it and reacted unfavorably"
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(75)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P predicted to reach 3000
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(35)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P predicted to fall to 1700
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(2)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Has football jumped the shark?" asks some guy who doesn't understand the warriors' code at all
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(88)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Democrats more afraid of global warming than of Islamic State terrorism directed at U.S
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(172)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will atheists ever hold elected positions? Probably not
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(238)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Trailer rec-cut shows what might have happened if Christopher Nolan directed The Incredibles - those Pixar characters Gotham deserves
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(19)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy holds on to the #1 spot at the box office, expected to bring in $22 million for the holiday weekend. At #2 is Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Explosions, with As Above So Below debuting at #3
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(124)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge warns attorney to never dress like a Harry Potter character again, says he is the only person allowed to wear an absurd robe and wig in his courtroom
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(28)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Twenty-three year old Jennifer Sullivan becomes the youngest woman elected to the Florida legislature. You'd let her filibuster your bill any day
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(212)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thank you for choosing Disneyland Paris, your stay will cost $7500. Oh, you need a fridge to store your terminally ill child's medicine? That will be $56,000. Wait, you contacted the press? The fridge will be free
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(111)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scammer convicted of crashing million-dollar Bugatti for the insurance money after he forgets people like to gawk and film million-dollar supercars
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(88)
 

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