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340 headlines found matching 'CTE'
Mon January 16, 2017
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo rejected a teacher's "Black Lives Matter" design on their debit card. Why is that?
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Sun January 15, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Yes, it was 50 years ago today the Packers beat the Chiefs 35-10 in the very first Super Bowl. Each member of the winning team collected $15,000: the largest single-game share in the history of team sports
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California Bullet Train is on track (pause) to cost billions more than projected
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Obama, seeing everyone distracted by Trump, decides to sign a law that allows the NSA to share private data gathered without warrant with the DEA, FBI and DHS
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Sat January 14, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
Former high school player realizes he has CTE from playing football, writes everything down over a matter of months. Then shoots himself in the chest with a shotgun
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chipotle is thinking about abandoning giant chickens. Less fights are expected as a result
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unexpected tree
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A new era is upon us after a Nevada woman dies of a bacterial infection that is resistant to every single antibiotic approved for use in the United States
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Some Zippy Zebra)
 
 
 
Ever find a blast from your past? One of those things you remember from days of yore, that pops up in an unexpected place? Eat your heart out, Kool-Aid Man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newborn abducted from hospital has been found. 18 years later
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
♫ You wanna go where people know ♪ Mind Flayers will eat your brain ♬ You wanna go to the Friday Fark Gaming thread ♩ What have you been playing this week? Is there a game you've gotten rehab levels of addicted to? Let us know inside
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zombie bacteria want braaaaains
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
If there is an orange in a movie or TV show this author is going to claim that it was an Easter Egg that foretold of the death of a popular character
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All 227 JetBlue planes flying domestically now have free Wi-Fi. "It's 2017 and our customers expect to be connected everywhere, whether that be from the comfort of their sofa or 35,000 feet above it"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 79-year-old great-grandmother who shoplifts 'because she's bored' is convicted for the 39th time
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(Today)
 
 
 
2017's top predicted baby names: Literary and historical names up, stripper and -en names down
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Support for Barry Bonds being elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame is moving the needle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2016 Father Of The Year, recently convicted of causing son's death by eschewing medicine for garlic and horseradish, is back on the speaking circuit shilling more "natural" cures
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDIC: "Forget Argentina and VW. Bank of America is clearly the new refuge for German Criminals. BOA owes us $542M, and we definitely want that paid- but nobody is getting indicted by the FBI, so we're good right?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Full costs of Brexit becoming clear in UK as prices of pantry staples like Oxo, Bisto and Mr Kipling soar. Foods that a normal person would eat in the course of a meal unaffected
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(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
American Ghostbusters remove specters from haunted mansions and hotels. Nigerian Ghostbusters remove 50,000 phantom workers from state payrolls
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert: During our interview, Trump acted like a "bad boy being lectured"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Enormous revenue from Kansas tax cuts still expected. This headline is not a joke
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Marijuana sales rose 30% in 2016 and are only expected to get higher
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Sat January 07, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sanrio adds a new Character to Hello Kitty's friends. Meet Aggretsuko, a cute little red panda who listens to heavy metal and drinks profusely
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unexpected benefit of Facebook? The rise of the Anti-Bridezilla
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 32, married with two kids, and feel as if it's time to ditch my cellphone because I hate it. I have no need for it but my husband thinks if I am kidnapped or abducted by aliens I'll never be rescued. Why do I need a cellphone?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices in 2017 predicted to hit 3-year high. Apparently oil company executives are getting tired of going 36 months without being able to buy any new European vacation homes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
Why do people go to cat cafes? Is it really a reflection of the deep loneliness we all feel in our increasingly disconnected, individualistic and neoliberal society? Or is it just that people dig a side order of toxoplasmosis with their sammich?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Up to 3 inches of snow predicted for parts of the Carolinas this weekend. Milk and bread distributors spotted smiling, high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A 'Homeland' star breaks silence on his character's 'basically unrecognizable' return. Claire Danes still totally recognizable
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Wed January 04, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Resident Evil is finally putting you in the shoes of its player-character. Experts forecast brown trousers and nervous breakdowns across the gaming world
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey loss memes killed and then resurrected the Internet
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
On the bright side, the United States of Trump may not become the world's worst banana republic, if only because Haiti just elected an actual banana salesman as president
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In news that will be shocking to anyone who doesn't work in IT, Russian hacking groups have been using shady fake news sites to deploy malware to the gullible and unprotected masses for years
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Tue January 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Ha, yeah, we were just kidding about gutting the independent body that investigates political misconduct, honestly. Our complete reversal is nothing at all to do with someone using 280 characters or less"
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(Computer Business Review)
 
 
 
Cloudflare's servers crapped the bed this weekend after that unexpected Leap Year second that no one knew was coming until the last second
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' to spend just as long killing off characters and filming epic boob scenes in season 7 despite making fewer episodes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure it's early but here's nine women who could be elected president in 2020. Clearly something to look forward to if any of us survive Trump
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford might be killing off his iconic characters and no one knows why
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The post-mortem: What Republicans told us would happen to the U.S. if Obama was re-elected in 2012
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft no longer selling Windows Phone-based devices in its stores, not expected to impact sales numbers
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Top film directors to reboot Japan's Roman Porno genre after screening of classic films caused unexpected excitement. "A lot of young audience members came, and what is worthy of mention is that there were many women in the audience"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar becomes Gundam Central for middle-aged men making plastic models of Battle Suit Gundam characters. "Casual drinks at a place where they can share their hobby will allow them to enjoy them both in a comfortable manner"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall denies bagsying a spot in family plot, affirms she's a proud Liverpudlian like her late father. "When the violinist at my dad's grave played You'll Never Walk Alone after the service, I had never felt more connected to my birthplace"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
3 Miami police officers fired for joking on social media about shooting black people, or 10x the punishment they could have expected for actually doing it
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(Kera News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the "do your due diligence" presidency: Blue Bell requests easing of bacterial testing following deaths due to Listeria contaminated ice cream 2 years ago
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she wants to star in a "Mean Girls 2," presumably as the grandmother of her original character
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Five more bowl games on tap, headlined by Nebraska-Tennessee and Michigan-Florida State. Will there any big upsets or will the games go as predicted? Is your bowl game pool still looking good? Kickoff for the first game is at 12:00 PM ET
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thanks to your crappy American diet, your gut bacteria is likely stunted... and really, who wants stunted gut bacteria? NO ONE, that's who
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Autopsy confirms that yes, Rashaan Salaam did commit suicide
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Might as well face it, you're addicted to garbage bowl games. Troy v Ohio, La Tech v Navy, Central Colorado v Northern Idaho... ESPN knows that you watch 'em all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unexpected benefit of legal pot: fewer traffic deaths, probably because everyone is driving at 9mph while enjoying colors they've never seen before
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Labor Secretary thinks workers should not get breaks and believes employees are "overprotected"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Progressivism is a form of mental illness, characterized by the failure of such individuals to grow up emotionally and thus remain in a perpetual infantile state
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gorbachev says he expected Hillary Clinton to win the U.S. presidential race and was surprised by Trump's victory: "You know, Vladimir and I don't get along that well. He really doesn't tell me anything about what's going on"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Can you believe a judge in Louisiana tossed out the life sentence for a man convicted of grabbing $15 from a parked car? What ever happened to "you do the crime, you do the time"?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you love Christmas and hate other motorists, why not decorate your car with 10,000 Christmas lights? "The kilometer-long string of lights is connected to power in the boot of the car ensuring the car is a standout" (pics)
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is curious: if you could meet any character from a book, who would you be most interested in meeting?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenager who rescued a stray cat just received some very unexpected holiday presents when her new kitty gave birth to Noel, Joy, Christmas, and Faith under the tree, just in time for a very merry Caturday
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Thu December 22, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia policeman sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of murder in the death of a suspect he was taking into custody on whom he used his "non-lethal" taser more than a dozen times, despite the suspect already being handcuffed
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Wed December 21, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
DeMarcus Cousins gets ejected after scoring 54th point, gets un-ejected, and returns to game
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
North Pole predicted to warm 50 degrees above normal Thursday. You had to scrape your car window this morning, so it's all good
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Overwatch creators reveal which character is gay. No, it's not him. No, not her either
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
2017 Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees announced: Yes, Electric Light Orchestra, Journey, Pearl Jam, Crazy Town, Joan Baez and Tupac Shakur
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Interview with Sigourney Weaver on her unexpected life in Sci-Fi
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Mon December 19, 2016
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Here are some cool art discoveries that you didn't make in 2016. Subby found an awesome cast brass Giger alien-devouring-a-woman ring at a swap meet yesterday for $7. So what unexpected treasures did you discover this past year?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White supremacist who plotted to build a "death ray" to kill Muslims and President Obama faces sentencing today after being convicted under an anti "dirty bomb" statute passed by Congress in 2004, because "Criminal Stupidity" is not an actual offense
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
No fake news here: a conservative website, faced with the conundrum of how to survive four years when they can blame Democrats for nothing, settle on an unusual albeit expected solution: Hillary Clinton fan fiction
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Guy who predicted Brexit and Trump: "You know uh, from the hard data, this here Trump Train is about to fly off the farking rails"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of the CIA's revelations about Russian-directed cyberattacks to influence the elections in favor of Trump, an outraged Rep. Peter King demands an investigation ... of CIA director John Brennan for his "hit job" on poor Trump
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Engineers in Korea build 13-foot-tall manned Gundam robot. Weaponization expected to ensue (pics)
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Sat December 17, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Mistakenly convicted inmate released after DNA evidence exonerates him. Tennessee offers to compensate for the 31 years spent in prison with $75.00. That's about $2.42 a year
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man who was convicted of hacking into Photobucket sentenced to work there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of every eight mortgage applications is rejected. The other seven are approved and immediately put into the "future foreclosures" file
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's two unexpected words that occur when discussing California's plan to start its own space agency: "legal" and "feasible"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Fun fact: Donald Trump has now seventeen people selected for his cabinet who make more money than fully one-third of all American households combined
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Holiday Photoshop Challenge: Put this hat on someone unexpected or who just really needs to lighten up a bit
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
Boobies
 
Men to sue over drug that made them grow breasts. Well, some of them do, the rest are really distracted right now
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Wed December 14, 2016
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man ordered to leave Six Flags over Texas because he looked too much like famous imaginary character. No, not Jesus, the other one
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Windows 10 update breaks internet connectivity and forces the IT crowd to go all old school and ask the affected users, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Some things never change
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that a man who stole $300,000 from the account of an acquaintance can be convicted of bank fraud. Unfortunately he didn't sell millions of phony mortgages and crashed the economy or he would still be a free man
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember not so long ago when every major US publication published multiple stories citing the DNC and Podesta emails posted by WikiLeaks that helped Putin get his pet game show host elected president? Bad Trump times
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeology grad student decides to study site of small ancient village in Greece, which hasn't been studied much since being discovered 200 years ago. Finds a lot more than expected, starting with that it was actually a major city
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer boasts that its MLS Cup attracted C-SPAN at 3 a.m. TV ratings
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
While everyone was distracted by Trump meeting with Kanye, Alex Jones was quietly scrubbing "Pizzagate" from his website after the shooter cited Jones' videos as part of his motivation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gaviscon® antacids are doctor-recommended and can reduce* heartburn caused by global warming. *WHEN USED AS DIRECTED
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fake dentist allegedly pulled teeth without anesthesia; if convicted, could face being fed to large, carnivorous alien plant
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes and Bernie Sanders hold a town hall with Trump voters. It goes as well as can be expected
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Instagram food artist demonstrates that kids, being rock-stupid, will eat healthy food if presented as their favorite cartoon characters. Ma'am, this has been known since era of the Flintstones
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
'Shameless' fans may not be getting a new season of their favorite show as soon as expected
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Gas prices expected to go above $3/gallon early in 2017. DAMMIT DONALD
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Five years ago, expert analysts at IDC predicted bright future for Windows Phone, becoming #2 smartphone platform by now. "I laughed so hard and so often at IDC's smartphone forecast, my response took nine days to write"
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Why Yukon Cornelius is the most badass character ever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Army beating Navy is about as likely as Trump being elected President
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kennedy elected to the US Senate. This is not a repeat from November 4, 1952
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Some Guy Who Is Freaking Out)
 
 
 
FARKERS I need advice This Copyright troll first contacted me via mail with a "past due" $8,000 invoice over a photo on my zero-profit personal blog, and is threatening to send me to collections. What do I do?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Geert Wilders convicted of hate speech. Eyegore unavailable for comment
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Without the Electoral College Democrat machines in cities like Chicago and corrupt Democrats in states like NY and CA could simply churn out enough votes to ensure that their candidate was elected President
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse Parker for his absence as he was afflicted with a severe case of Hogwarts
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm never going on The View again because of how Joy Behar disrespected Trump," vows Bill O'Reilly, who insisted "F*CK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE"'
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Showrunners and writers of prestige TV are shocked that every wannabe writer includes shocking rape scene in their spec script, blame viewers for demanding shocking rape scene that totally explains the female character in every prestige-TV series
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
And here we see Rick Santorum telling an undocumented immigrant protected by DACA--who spent the better part of a decade pursuing an advance engineering degree and following the STEM path--"Go to any other country right now and apply those wares"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Baseball Writers of America votes to no longer keep Hall of Fame ballots secret, now you can find out who says "no one can ever be unanimously elected because reasons"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The once grand Titanic has been sitting 3800m below the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean since 1912. But it could soon disappear completely by 2030 because of hungry proteobacteria
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So what do you do when you need 100 million self-replicating nanobots to fight cancer? "We went shopping in nature, and we found this MC-1 bacteria. We stole it and made it better"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to cancel development of new Air force One. Unknown if that's due to projected costs, or because he can't have his name painted on the side of the plane
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Mon December 05, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police identify suspect who fired gun in Comet Ping Pong, epicenter of Clinton-connected viral "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory in Washington, D.C.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
We may hate fake news, but we sure did love the Weekly World News. In fact, Florida loved it so much, they elected Bat Boy as Governor
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Sun December 04, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Renzi rejected
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(Orangeburg Times and Democrat)
 
 
 
The risk of getting infected with Zika in the US is minimal. Now, West Nile Virus on the other hand
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Sat December 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Up to 40 people expected to have perished in Oakland night club fire
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Alice Drummond--known to most of you as the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters--has died at 88, another victim on 2016's world tour
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
We finally have footage of tardigrades mating and it's even weirder than expected
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Fri December 02, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "I never expected Trump to actually win"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nikola reveals a fuel cell semi with a 1,200 mile range. Someday they will merge with Tesla and begin working on directed energy weapons
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Thu December 01, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper and his lady are gonna have a baby. Tsunami of mini-Cooper jokey headlines expected to hit the internet by 6:00 AM Eastern
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(Google)
 
 
 
What is something about you that you consider a character flaw? Are you working on it?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal pot sales are coming to a halt because of testing for pesticides. "People are saying this is totally unfair. That's actually completely wrong. These things are expected of any industry where people are putting things in their mouth"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Burning the flag is speech in the sense that it conveys a message, but it should not be protected under the First Amendment
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Huge solar storm expected by 2020 could wipe out modern technology, disrupt business, force people to actually learn to talk to each other face-to-face for the first time since 2003
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fitbit is buying Pebble. Google is buying Bam-bam. Trump is hiring Mr. Haney to run the Transportation Department. What other stupid thing is happening? Give me a moment. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin to be inflicted on our vets
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Eight years ago, I had an affair with a coworker that killed my marriage. My kids don't know that caused the divorce. I have reconnected with my mistress; I fear if my wife learns I want to marry her she'll be outraged. What do I do?"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Felicity Jones of "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" shares what she thinks what various Star Wars characters' yearbook quotes would be
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No charges filed in shooting of Keith Scott in Charlotte NC, District attorney determines officer acted lawfully
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The NFL is going to end early-morning London games, which pretty much have acted as nothing more than an extension of our Saturday night hangovers
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
There will be no sequel to Rogue One as we've already got one and it was directed by George Lucas in 1977
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
19 year old newly elected homeschooled snowflake regressive social conservative has delayed his swearing in so he can arrange a big party, not so he will miss an important vote on LGBTQ legislation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News' Judge Napoltiano points out flag burning has been protected since 1989 and stripping people of citizenship was outlawed in 1789 noting, "People cannot be prosecuted for expressing unpopular opinions," his co-host just says, "not yet"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
PEI police to impose stricter punishment on drunk drivers by subjecting them to endless Nickelback while detained
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an open, happy woman who identifies as a lesbian. However, one of my straight male friends thinks I am sexually attracted to him and keeps bring up date ideas we can go on. He won't listen; do I drop the friendship or ignore it?"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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Sun November 27, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The candidate who predicted that the election would be rigged really doesn't want the Wisconsin recount to go ahead for some reason
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2011, Brazil elected Dilma Roussef, who promised infrastructure spending, restrictions on imports, manufacturing jobs, and handouts to businesses. Let's see what happened to their economy... *reads article* ...Oh dear
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Star Wars characters moonlighting at their other jobs
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientist who discovered Putin's cocktail sauce has been ruled a suicide after many self-inflicted knife wounds
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Fri November 25, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
As you enjoy for breakfast the warmed up mashed potatoes you left out on the counter overnight, try not to think about the 16 million bacteria growing on the surface
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Thu November 24, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of letting the specters of mass consumerism slowly suck the soul from your body this Black Friday, why not write a letter, visit a museum, or bathe in a forest instead?
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox is shocked, SHOCKED I SAY, that people would actually dare to question an elected president's legitimacy
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One-armed cosplayer wants you to pay attention to her cool costumes for Catwoman, Deadpool and The Winter Soldier. "I get pretty excited when I come across a character who either loses an arm or wears a bionic hand"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
God chooses to reveal Himself to humanity over some dump in England rather than Ohio as the Bible predicted
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Looks like the Encyclopedia Britannica predicted the Trump presidency in 1946
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(AP)
 
 
 
Delicate college students complained about seeing a painting at an art exhibit that depicted members of the KKK. College responds by telling the students to grow up. Just kidding, the college cancelled the exhibit
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Tue November 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texans QB claims laser pointers affected his play. Texans' crappy offensive line nods excitedly in agreement
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The famous 'Spaghetti Dinner' scene from Lady and the Tramp. As reenacted by guinea pigs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Revolutionary surgical procedure offers new hope for amputees. But will it be perfected before Donald cuts off Barron's hand during their light saber fight in Cloud City?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In Flori-duh, you can suggest your own candidate, including Bozo the Clown. Maybe that's how Trump was elected
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The very people that inflicted Hillary on America should NOT be lecturing us about Trump
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Sun November 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington beat Green Bay or will the Packers stop their losing streak against the Redacteds? It's your SNF thread live on NBC at 8:30 PM ET
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When it comes to healing of cuts, burns and fighting bacteria, all the buzz is about honey
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apple is exploring moving production of the iPhone to the U.S. Unfortunately, losing access to China's 60 cents a day work force, the price of an iPhone is projected to skyrocket to $19,000
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Who knew the base of disaffected Rust Belt voters are not energized by Webb Hubbell's daughter?: "There are only so many times you can get folks excited about Chelsea Clinton"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil's show on Shelley Duvall was even worse than predicted
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(UPI)
 
 
 
ATM keypads are full of bacteria from human skin, food and household surfaces. Which is bad news for the three people who still have enough money in their bank account to even be able to use an ATM
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman's flesh-eating-bacteria stuffed Tilapia recipe turns out to be a hit with doctors, health officials
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Britain passes law that every citizen's browser history must be collected and saved
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Suns' Devin Booker gets ejected from NBA game, stops to sign a few autographs on his way off the court
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Within a week of Trump being elected Mexico & Canada have agreed to review NAFTA, the DEFCON level dropped and the US dollar has reached a 14-year high
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
With AirPods expected to debut around Christmas at low MSRP of $160, Apple is taking concept of totally wireless earbuds one step beyond. Cue the white-guy ska
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Rick Porcello wins AL Cy Young Award, despite Justin Verlander receiving more first place votes. Nationwide protests expected by Verlander supporters this evening
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
NSA head openly accuses Russia of using Wikileaks to get Trump elected. Maybe FBI director Comey could look into that?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer's cousin elected Senate Democratic Leader
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
North Korea government hasn't yet told their people that Donald Trump has been elected president. Apparently Kim Jong-un wants to break it to them easily that he's no longer the world leader with the worst haircut
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was promiscuous before I met my wife; I was her first. I told her I was more attracted to old partners than her; she got mad and I said the physical stuff was less important that the emotional and intellectual parts. Did I mess up?"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Bernie Bro loses election bet, has Trump photo tattooed on a place selected by Facebook fans. Naturally they choose his lower back
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Bush family have adopted a dog named Freddy. It is expected to run for President in 2024 when it is old enough in dog years to run
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Mon November 14, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lawyer convicted of selling fake Viagra. Will do hard time
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Negasonic Teenage Warhead was in Deadpool not because of the movie's low budget, but because Marvel Studios and Fox Studios arranged a character swap involving Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm having sex with my boyfriend and my ex-boss. Boyfriend treats me well and wants marriage, but I'm hesitant to commit, as ex-boss is a hot 41 and I'm addicted to his fantastic lovemaking skills. What should I do?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider not only found the Higgs, it detected an earthquake in New Zealand. Is there any thing it can't do (besides finding supersymmetry)?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Negan and his forces visit Alexandria for their tithe. Will Darryl join them to further inflict mental torture? Will Dwight continue becoming the most compelling new character? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conaway on Harry Reid calling Donald Trump a bigot: "He should be very careful about characterizing somebody in a legal sense". Facepalm tag last seen following the First Amendment to an undisclosed hideout
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Local police subjected to no-knock raid ... by the FBI and State Police
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New Zealand build its first penguin-crossing tunnel. The ribbon cutting ceremony is expected to be a black tie affair
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's follow up on all those celebrities who had promised to leave the USA if Donald Trump gets elected. Where are they now?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Beagle 2 Mars lander was a good robot that collected data and waited and waited and waited for the message from Earth that never came. Then it died cold and alone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aaron Sorkin pens heartfelt note to his teenage daughter after Donald Trump is elected. It probably would have been better if he was still doing blow, though
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
When Obama was elected, 'preppers' stocked up on ammo. Now that Trump is elected, feminists are stocking up on birth control
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Subby: "You know what we haven't had on Fark in a long time?" Cat: "Meow?" Subby: "No, we haven't had a tipping thread." Cat: (licks self) Subby: "Exactly. Maybe the admins are distracted and think this is a cat story"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If any company is getting hurt by Donald Trump being elected President, it's Amazon
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In what is definitely not a transparent attempt by a bunch of old white guys to make their job look more appealing to directionless college drop-outs, U.S. Navy offers free parasailing behind specially selected warships (pic)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
When Professor Allan Lichtman predicted a Trump win months ago despite the polls, lots of people mocked him. But maybe he's worth paying attention to
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Yes, the Democrats did well in California. But maybe we shouldn't take that state too seriously since they elected a dead man to office in Oceanside
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's an explainer on the secret codes used by employees at Disneyworld, including vomit, body type specifications and even what characters say to you when they don't like you
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(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Dungeons & Dragons FINALLY elected to the National Toy Hall of Fame after judges throw a 1 to defend against impotent nerd rage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Palcohol is exactly what it sounds like: powdered alcohol. Founded by Mark Phillips, it's set to become the first commercially viable product of its kind, and is expected to hit the markets in 2017"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Billy Bush listens to Trump talk about women, loses job. Trump? Gets elected POTUS. Teflon Don indeed
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average is back up due to a stronger than expected showing in orange futures
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Never mind what The Simpsons predicted
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You can now cycle across Canada without leaving your computer: "The bike is connected to Google Maps using a micro-controller which overpowers the keys on her computer keyboard. A magnet and a Hall sensor calculate the circumference of her wheels"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that back in 2000, The Simpsons predicted a Donald Trump presidency
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Mon November 07, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
According to our good friends at GasBuddy, pump prices are not affected by the Presidential election
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If it were an episode of "Criminal Minds," you'd roll your eyes and shut the TV off: Suspected serial killer who kidnapped a woman and left her chained in a box for two months left clues to his activities in Amazon product reviews--using Eagles lyrics
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Alabama / LSU game has correctly predicted US presidential elections for for over 30 years
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Everyone go home, the mystical Chinese monkey has already predicted Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States. Book it done
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: Not a convicted felon, but #1 with convicted felons. Which explains why VA governor Terry McAuliffe just restored the voting rights of 60,000 them
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Sat November 05, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
An elementary school has correctly predicted the presidential elections for 48 years. Sorry, Donald
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How Die Hard "perfected" the action movie
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Deadly multidrug-resistant bacteria. New hotness: Deadly multidrug-resistant fungi
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With just days left and possible victory in their grasp, Rudy Giuliani goes on Fox and Friends and confirms what everyone else suspected
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Delays on I-95 caused by marble spill expected to get worse when the hungry, hungry hippos arrive
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
AP investigation reveals Trump University employed convicted felons, including a cocaine-trafficker and a pedophile. "34 had personal bankruptcies, home foreclosures, credit card defaults, tax liens or other indicators of significant money troubles"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tibetans quietly protest "whitewashed" Doctor Strange character. Blackwashed Mordo and majorly promoted Wong smile in amusement
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How have Scott Walker's tax cuts affected Wisconsin? Well, "The gooey insides of your neighbor's skull" has replaced "cheese curds" as Wisconsinites' favorite snack while they wander desperate and starving over the wasteland, but otherwise? Not much
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a wife-beating cop and suspected serial killer you can probably get a job...in another town...as a cop, of course
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy shows that former Patriot fullback Kevin Turner had the most advanced case of CTE that researchers have ever seen. Think Swiss cheese... without the cheese
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox examines why the 538 model may not be totally nuts-- and the model just deducted 1% to account for this headline
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
President Obama doesn't overreact at all, just says the 'FATE OF WORLD' is at risk if Donald Trump is elected president in North Carolina speech
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Man suspected of killing two Iowa cops was removed from a football game for waving a Confederate flag...also referred to as the "get out of jail free" flag by the Bundy brothers and their supporters
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One thing about sitting unprotected in a 457 mph wind tunnel is that the noise probably drowns out the clanging of your giant brass balls
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Unexpected release of closed case files on Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich by FBI through twitter. Score update: FBI 2; WikiLeaks 0
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's what happens to airplanes when they're too old to fly. "Sometimes, the soon-to-be-scrapped planes yield unexpected surprises - like the $4 million worth of cocaine that company engineers found stashed inside an airplane bathroom"
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Russia's floating garbage fire finally limps into the Mediterranean on route to Syria, where it is not expected to contribute anything. So why did they send it? As a "potent symbol"
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(AP)
 
 
 
As Trump predicted, Iraqi forces have failed so bad in their assault, they've entered Mosul and have already re-taken the state TV building
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
So apparently there's a secret server located here in the US that's connected with Russia. Where in the US, you ask? Would you believe Trump Tower?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're reading this then you already know the NASA sets the bar incredibly [REDACTED] for pumpkin carving
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian submarines detected cruising in Irish Sea, searching for promised Guinness towels
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Years of research come to a head as scientists determine why bacteria only causes acne in some people
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sex robots with fully functional genitalia expected to arrive next year and will cost up to £12,000
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This handy chart shows all the characters played by recurring actors on American Horror Story
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Founding Fathers never expected this level of political polarization, and that's because they didn't expect the internet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andy Dalton prove to be more worthy than Kirk Cousins or will the [redacteds] outplay the Bengals on the pitch? It's your early morning NFL game live from Wembley Stadium starting at 9:30 AM ET on FOX
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Fri October 28, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
AI system created in 2004, which has correctly predicted the previous Republican and Democrat primaries, predicts a Trump victory and then goes back to searching for Sarah Connor
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Comic-Con finally joins the 21st century cosplay community and reverses policy, will now allow male cosplayers to dress as female characters
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cool: U.S. scientists find rare bacteria only ever previously found in southeast Asian wastewater. Gross: on a bus seat in San Francisco
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professor who has correctly predicted 30 years of presidential elections is doubling down on a Trump win
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Report: Georgia voting machine suspected of 'flipping' presidential votes. Republicans: "SEE...VOTER FRAUD. ITS ALL RIGGED. Report: Flipping votes for Hillary to Trump. Republicans: *crickets*
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Yes Mr Kim sir, your missile failures are definitely caused by spies. They are absolutely, totally, 100% unconnected with the fact the people building the missiles are slaves who are forbidden from sleeping
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Can you imagine how the media would react if the facts were flipped -- if the sexual allegations were against Clinton and the Clinton Foundation, email erasure, Benghazi and other scandals were connected to Trump?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hires an executive whose title is Chief Storyteller. Apparently she's expected to convince people the airline has fair prices, good service and flies on time
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump 'could impose martial law if elected', and that's just for starters
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Qantas pilots fume over stricter uniform standards. No handlebar mustaches? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NATO will press allies on Wednesday to contribute to its biggest military build-up on Russia's borders since the Cold War as the alliance prepares for a protracted quarrel with Moscow
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
72 years ago yesterday, 13 USN ships faced off with a larger IJN fleet including Yamato, which by itself outweighed the U.S. force "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can"
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
NASA, as of last weekend, has finally received all the data collected from its Pluto mission in July, 2015
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Romero Research Institute reminds us that dogs eat poop, and letting one lick your face exposes you to massive amounts of bacteria, viruses, and parasites
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(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Man serving as his own lawyer in murder case surprised to find his 'price of tea in China' objection overruled. Also, is convicted on all counts, surprising no one but him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Producer Tyler Perry is struggling to get Tyler Perry directed films featuring Tyler Perry shown in white neighborhoods . This according to writer Tyler Perry
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Things ain't exactly gonna be sunshine and roses after Hillary gets elected either, as Warren and her allies are going to push hard for a crackdown on tax-avoiding tech giants like Google and Apple-otherwise known as Hillary's major campaign donors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Explosion detected in Alaska's Cleveland Volcano, causing scientists to raise the warning level to BLACKWATCH PLAID
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A 70-year-old sex tourist who looks exactly like you'd expect convicted for exactly what you suspect
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Latest Republican strategy to get re-elected: say you worked with President Obama
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming Ross Perot for getting Bill Clinton elected. New hotness: Blaming Ross Perot for Trump winning the GOP nomination
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
30 years ago, the horror of New Age music emerged, characterized by world's sudden love for songcraft of Enya, Yanni, and Enigma. Ironic genre of vaporwave survives today as satirical critique of its superficiality and capitalistic undertone
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chick Tracts now being subjected to empirical testing
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Don't be too proud of this polling technology you've constructed. The ability to mislead voters into thinking that Hillary is going to win is insignificant next to the power of the derp
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's research files characterized Bernie Sanders as a "failed lawmaker." Mostly because as a democratic socialist he doesn't have the first idea of how to even solicit a basic bribe
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
When the wrongfully convicted are exonerated and released from prison, there is no system in place to reintroduce them to society, iPhones, Zihuatenejo
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU's chief Brexit negotiator irritates the UK by demanding the talks be conducted entirely in French
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another consequence of climate change: warming seas leading to spread of flesh-eating bacteria
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Sat October 22, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will there be more than 60 penalty minutes in Habs/Bruins? Will Ovie's controller get disconnected in Caps/Rangers? Once again it's an all prime time hockey Saturday. Puck drops for the early games at 7 PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Beermakers think they have finally perfected gluten-free beer: "You'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between this beer and normal beer"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight notices there are more background characters around her than usual. Will there be fan service in this episode? Will pigs fly? Find out in My Little Pony - To Where And Back Again Parts 1&2, 11 AM ET on Discovery Family
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Russian-published Vladimir Putin 2017 calendar, featuring rare photos of VVP in action, is big in Japan. "We expected some interest from our customers, but didn't expect it to become this popular"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hillary campaign chairman seems to have 75,000 shares in a Russian company which also slides his daughter nice checks. Bonus: Why yes the company is Putin connected
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
If Shakespeare were alive today, would he be writing intense slobberknocker storylines for Vince McMahon and WWE? Stephanie McMahon thinks so: "If we're doing our jobs right, you become invested in our characters' tragedy and triumph"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cool: Your mom buys you a Vivienne Westwood shirt. Fark: She didn't realize that the lovely golden pattern on the front in fact depicted a huge orgy all across the T-shirt
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago calls a city council meeting over the ethical implications of Cubs tickets, presumably as no one ever expected them to make it this far
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Thu October 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russia offers to send international observers to ensure the U.S. presidential vote is conducted fairly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US says it's detected another failed launch of Best Korea's No Dong missile. No word if they will try launch of experimental Viagra missile to see if it will stay up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian fleet on its way to attack Aleppo expected to pass through the English Channel as early as today
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Shotgun robber's 11th suspected Denny's job runs astray of Ezekiel 25:17
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Wed October 19, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
The Tasmanian Devil is not extinct despite being afflicted by a contagious cancer and merciless teasing from smart-ass rabbits
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's corpus of creative output, from sketchy notes to unheard recordings, is all getting digitized. With advanced database technology helping to associate objects, it will soon be possible to look inside his reconstructed brain
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
National media is "complicit in character assassination" of Donald Trump. Or at least they would be, if he had any character to assassinate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Nearly a quarter of millennials would prefer a meteor striking Earth than either of the US presidential candidates being elected"
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC official: Wall Street and Politico are part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to get Clinton elected
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Professional tenant evicted. This could harm his chances at making the finals
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio lets Jesus take the wheel and promises to serve full term if elected
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Mon October 17, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man convicted of shooting at George Zimmerman given twenty years, possibly for not hitting him
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Wow, Paul Ryan Really IS trying to sabotage Trump: Ryan "warns" voters, that if Hillary Clinton were elected president that would probably mean Bernie Sanders would be the Senate Budget Committee Chairman, and surely, nobody wants *that*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For those of you who predicted a Trump TV network after the election, come claim your prize
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Opiate-addicted and with long underwear over your head is no way to go through life, son
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Some Power User)
 
 
 
Microsoft turns off LightSwitch in favor of "more connected and relevant choices from Microsoft and our partners." Developers, developers, developers?
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Another study that had been praised by the anti-everything crowd has been retracted, this time because of honest to goodness fraud
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann speaks from the echo chamber of her own asshole, says sexual assaults with rise dramatically if Hillary Clinton is elected because...well, she doesn't really explain, of course
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Over 400 human footprints preserved in volcanic mud 19,000 years ago enable scientists to divine the personal characteristics, social structure, and interactions of our ancestors even thought they didn't carry smartphones
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Wed October 12, 2016
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The big unsolved problem with videogame characters - their cold, dead, eyes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest Wikileaks release of hacked emails reveals the explosive new information that Hillary's husband Bill, apparently knows a lot about how to run for president, and has been eager to use that knowledge to help his wife get elected
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Bookmark this link. SPY Magazine is being resurrected until the election
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Killing a quarter of a million reindeer to stop "zombie" anthrax bacteria could completely snuff out a nomadic culture
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If Trump were elected, would he become the richest president in US history? Adjusting for inflation, who were the richest and the poorest US presidents?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Back in 2010, some patients were given mini defibrillator implants with batteries that were expected to last at least seven years. Here we are in 2016, and here we are on Fark
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PSA: Breathing isn't a constitutionally protected right when you are in custody
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
73-year-old sues four grown children for failing to care for her, demands alimony. "For the purpose of spreading legal knowledge, the circuit court decided to hear the case on a piece of open farmland. The event attracted nearly 100 spectators"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evangelical Pastor: "I won't quit Donald Trump's Advisory Board unless he does something even worse." Expected to hand in resignation by Thursday
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Roughly 100 million years ago, an amoeba robbed a bacterium of its genes. Now, researchers finally know how the amoeboid pulled off the heist. Probably an inside job
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Batch two of the DNC email leak dissected
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Thanks to a postponed game, it's a busier than expected day in the MLB playoffs. Nats/Dodgers @ 1 PM ET on FS1, Indians/Red Sox @ 4 PM ET on TBS, and Rangers/Blue Jays on TBS @ 7:30 PM ET
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Actress chooses traditional Chinese medicine over chemo to treat her lymphoma. And it goes about as well as expected
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Trump somehow were elected president, Gingrich, Christie, Flynn, Trump Jr., and Giuliani would bring a history of corruption, scandal, divorces, and buffets to the White House
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, someone has actually conducted a study ranking every common curse word from most to least offensive. Put a nickel in the swear jar
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Wed October 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Toilet paper addicted kangaroo returns to public restroom for another helping
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's new state-of-the-art, anti-counterfeiting $5 note is so secure that it's being rejected by consumers, shops, vending machines
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Tue October 04, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Titans fire special teams coordinator Bobby April. Expected to interview candidates Chris Pike and Jim Kirk tomorrow
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will AJ Styles explain his Beat Up John Cena platform? Will John Cena attack Dean Ambrose's character again? Will Dean Ambrose try to appeal to the Bernie voters? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Unexpected effect of Brexit: Britain's economy set to be the fastest-growing in the G7
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
As expected, Intel's new offices will tell employees where to park, what coffee to make, and when to even schedule a haircut. Micromanaging your life without the nagging
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tax experts confirm what we've long suspected; Donald Trump could, in fact, be a chimp
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
WorldNetDaily editor Joseph Farah says he fears Hillary Clinton will have him murdered if she is elected
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The bad news if a 7.0 earthquake hits Los Angeles in the next day or two is that the region would be catastrophically impacted. The good news is it would mean scientists are finally able to predict earthquakes
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
As your elected representative, I'm sending you this mailing to let you know how important your problems are to me. Unfortunately, we don't have the money to properly address your problems because we spent it all on postage. Vote for Me
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In accordance with its principles the party of small government and unrestricted free markets would like a federal investigation of Space-X, because reasons
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Points are deducted if gravel or asphalt is found in food." Welcome to West Virginia's roadkill cook off
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The season two finale of Fear the Walking Dead saw the main characters do exactly what you'd expect a group of ineffective, utterly confused idiots do in the zombie apocalypse. At least there wasn't a cliffhanger with a bat [Warning: Spoilers]
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Big ass news: Kim Kardashian held up at gunpoint by assholes in the pulsating sphincter of Europe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farc peace deal rejected, Colombians subject to a month in the politics tab
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Extra TV)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's career as a concert pianist unexpectedly put on hold
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence refuses to pardon man wrongly convicted. Hey, a lotta people get wrongly convicted... like Jesus. Nobody helped Jesus, so Fark this guy
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Man steals a dozen cars to impress meth addicted son. What a meth-take
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Thu September 29, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson will be holding a rally this Saturday in Phoenix. Expected to take place at the Albuquerque airport Marriott, doors open at 6pm
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Running for President has impacted Trump's finances bigly -- to the tune of a $800M loss and counting
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Talk show host Michael Savage pulled off air after discussing Hillary's health. Body expected to be found later this week, cause of death 'unknown'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forecast predicted that if Trump won the first debate, stocks would tank. Wall Street now braces for all-time new highs
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yeah, that list of 176 reasons Trump shouldn't be elected? It was 1/2 the original size. Oh and here are 74 things that disqualify Trump, just from last month
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(HelloGiggles)
 
Video
 
Someone created a compilation of "SNL" actors breaking character and it's amazing as it sounds
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supplier of execution drugs to the state of Missouri files a motion in court claiming they don't make any money selling the drugs-they just do it 'cause they really like killin' people and thus the drug sales are 1st amendment-protected "free speech"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
More than 100 million people are expected to watch the first debate between Clinton and Trump tomorrow night, potentially the largest audience for a campaign event in American history. Here's what we might see
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Former NFL linebacker has quite an adventure accidentally solving a murder case and, thanks to CTE, will treasure those memories for the next 3.5 hours
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(Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
"Wayne Neal has exited his rickety old body, having lived twice as long as he expected and way longer then he deserved." And it just gets better
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
In the good old days, sportswriters used to be alcoholic ink-stained wretches. Today they're in better physical shape, but hopelessly addicted to Marriott Rewards points and ballpoint pens
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
That's about as useful as a hockey stick to a dachshund. Oh. I stand corrected
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In 2008, Focus on the Family predicted the results of an Obama Presidency. Let's see how accurate they were
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctor who tested various trousers on rats to see how they affected their sex lives has been named a winner of the Ig Nobel Prize
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The death of Mia Farrow's adopted son, Thaddeus Wilks Farrow, turns out to have been less "tragic car accident" and more "tragic self-inflicted gunshot wound"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professor who has successfully predicted Presidential elections for the past 30 years says get ready for President Trump
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah thinks the idiot with the "Muslims Get Out" sign in MN is wasting his time because terrorists just ignore signs. This is totally different from gun-free zones because lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teleportation perfected in Calgary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yahoo announces huge data breach. Tens of people affected
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it ok that I am secretly happy that the yuppie, nouveau riche, pompous, douche bags down the hall got evicted?
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Wed September 21, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
A San Diego resident contracted Zika while traveling, the solution, spray down the entire neighborhood (but only after it stops raining)
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(US SEC)
 
 
 
SEC charges hedge manager with insider trader, could potentially suffer severe wrist slap if convicted
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN is vehemently denying reports that they acted like a respectable news outlet and suspended Corey Lewandowski after the Trump campaign's FEC filings yesterday revealed Lewandowski is STILL on the campaign's payroll
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO of the maker of the Epi-pen to testify before Congress about the drugs massive price increase, testimony expected to include the phrase "God, Dad, Stop trying to tell me what to do, this is MY life" followed by an exasperated sigh
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
NHL restricted free agent Val Nichushkin goes back to Russia for 80 million rubles
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
♫ Goldsphincter (Wah wah waah) He's the man, The man with the Midas butt ♫
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Renowned soccer douche, Joey Barton, having been suspended by Rangers, is suspected of betting on Glasgow rivals, Celtic. Oh and he has a book coming out tomorrow
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Youtube troll posts a joke video on how to add the headphone jack to your new iPhone. Expected results follow
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Geologist found where Jesus was buried...with gratuitous link to video of largest Jesus ever constructed
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