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Wed August 20, 2014
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(Daily Motion)
 
Video
 
How can so many people fail so spectacularly at something as simple as dumping a bucket of ice water over your head?
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(29)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Social media resurrected Arnold Horshack just to kill him off again so the celebrity death trifecta could be completed. That's almost as sad as Season 4 of Welcome Back, Kotter, where Kotter didn't bother to show up
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(57)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your attention please. Our country is run by a dictator, our infrastructure is in shambles, and our economy is about to implode. Oh, and we're out of beer"
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(47)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE FINGER WRESTLER: Obscure German Sport Gives The Finger To Normal Sports. While Wearing Lederhosen.
 
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Bud might be the "King of Beers," this guy is the Dictator of Beer
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(27)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoman vows to make Harry Reid even more reelectable
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(22)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hospital staff pro tip: There are many ways to ease a woman's pain while she is giving birth. Injecting a strong neurotoxic disinfectant directly into her nervous system is not one of them
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(80)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Posting a rap to Sound Cloud about murdering someone two days after you murdered them is probably not the best idea, but damn it will give you street cred. (Criminals rapping about crimes trifecta in play)
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Fri August 08, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Spectacular images from the European Space Agency's Rosetta satellite include a picture that shows Canada as North America's Best Korea
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(29)
 
(Business Day)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned, all those e-mails were REAL? US DOJ seizes $480 million from bank accounts around the world belonging to former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why Obama did something for Iraq" Because he's a pantsless, weak-willed dictator-in-chief, duh
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(85)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Predictably, since Cannabis legalization, Colorado highway fatalities have soared. Wait...what? They haven't and are near historic lows? I just don't which propaganja to believe anymore
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never set your expectations too high
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(90)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Clearwater Police find pot plants in a car at the scene of a burglary. Fark: Because said pot plants were actually sticking out of the window. With classic, collectable photo
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(32)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai junta bans computer game that allows players to run their own fictional dictatorship because "some parts of stories within the game affect Thailand's situation"
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(40)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Your silly octagonal red signs can't hold me back - I'm Sovereign
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(114)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(e commerce)
 
 
 
USPS has 190,000 delivery vehicles, and 142,000 of them will reach the end of their life expectancy before 2017. Price of stamps to rise to 75 cents in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(43)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Delaware announces mandatory threesomes for incoming freshman class. University of Delaware trifecta now in play
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How Obama can still save Obamacare, by being the dictator that he is and creating a workaround of the law
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(59)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Republican operatives make a spectacles of themselves trying to covertly infiltrate Democratic gatherings
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(57)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Can you teach a baby to hold its breath by dunking it? YouTube says yes. Spectators say "hello, 911, a man is trying to drown a baby"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Looking at Earth as an exoplanet - are there any detectable signs of intelligent life on this mess?
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(21)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Once-mighty former dictator Manuel Noriega reduced to suing Call of Duty from his jail cell
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(34)
 
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
The UFC's latest fighter "likes to work out topless, cover herself in strawberries and cream and will walk to the Octagon wearing a prom dress"
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Fri July 11, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
And in a photo finish, Seagull nips ahead by a beak to take second. How much does that trifecta pay?
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
GM has found another 28,789 vehicles they haven't recalled yet. Subby lost count how many trifectas this would make
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(10)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alcoa foils negative expectations
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(2)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Relationship experts say that having sex on the first date is often like two Dickens novels - Great Expectations and Hard Times
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(25)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
American's faith in Congress ranks somewhere in the same neighborhood as dog vomit, monkey pus and painful rectal itch
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Sun July 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Simultaneous triple lightning strike of Chicago's tallest buildings. Lighting strike trifecta done in one
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(31)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago this week, Seinfeld made its debut on NBC. Can you name the 25 future stars who appeared on the show? Yes, they're spectacular
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Fri June 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurers are falling all over themselves to get in on Obamacare Year 2 as signups exceed expectations by 50%. Average rates will still go up 8%, however, because reasons
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shiat, we just had an inmate execution trifecta and didn't even get a chance to put it in play first
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The ten most religious states in the U.S. are also the ten states that have the worst schools, highest rates of obesity, lowest life expectancy, lowest overall health, lowest minimum wage and of course highest consumption of online pornography
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(110)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Convicted double-murderer sues jail claiming he was denied certain comforts such as decent food, a soft bed and the annual swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. With predictable results
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Academics debate whether competitive eating is a sport or a spectacle. "There is something about the notion of eating performatively under a short period of time that brought a community together. It's a very strange concept"
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Tue June 10, 2014
(MMA Frenzy)
 
 
 
Sonnen is out of UFC 175 due to drug test issues, after Wanderlei is out due to drug test issues. UFC drug test single-card single-fight trifecta in play; Vitor Belfort, please pick up the white courtesy phone
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man snatched out of boat by crocodile found in entirely predictable place
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(42)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Democracy has utterly failed to change the weather, so it's time for Obama to turn into the dictator Rush Limbaugh says he is
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Sun June 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of the toughest, most brilliant and spectacular virtuoso acts for piano solo, Franz Liszt Mephisto Waltz No.1 played on a junk "saloon" upright. Jozef Kapustka at King's Cross St. Pancras Eurostar terminal, London (March 2014)
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asking a champion barista to rate supermarket coffee is about as predictable and funny as Gordon Ramsay rating fast food hamburgers
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter asks American folk on the street about the impending World Cup, with predictably unpredictable results
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Sat May 31, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bikers upset when cops park in bike lanes. Irate cyclist trifecta in play
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Any day now the Blue Jays will live down to pre-season expectations. Book it, done
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Best Korea, it's so happy being a totalitarian dictator for life that sometimes you have to channel Pharrell Williams when you're stylin'
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today: Your "Gluten Intolerance" may actually be from something else in wheat. Tomorrow: "I have a fructan allergy. Do you have any fructan-free products?"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Texas Judge indefinitely jails defendant until she apologizes for claiming that the cops who assaulted her sister actually assaulted her sister. This is not a repeat from every dictatorship ever
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, The Dogs of War, 1980 - A mining consortium hires a mercenary to topple an African dictatorship. Christopher Walken stars
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Thu May 22, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
It only took 4 days, but the bee trifecta is now complete --- 50,000 bees are removed from a wall in a house
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former CTA train operator who dozed off while driving and crashed into an escalator at O'Hare two months ago fell asleep on the job a year ago but only missed a stop or two instead of causing millions in damages
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, fail more spectacularly. Microsoft announces its Zune™ Tablet Pro 3
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(91)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nothing angers parents in a conservative community like a high school yearbook that dedicates two pages to students who have children or who are expectant parents. "I'm working a double shift"
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Tue May 13, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marshall Henderson is boycotting Sports Center due to Michael Sam's gay kissing spectacle. May still have chance at basketball career if Sterling retains ownership of the Clippers
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(55)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Well, if we can't be number 1 in literacy, life expectancy, or infant care, we may as well just surpass France in wine consumption
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(34)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As Barack Obama enters the twilight of his tenure, the debate over his legacy is beginning, but one conclusion already seems certain. It can best be described as 'Honey, I shrunk the presidency.'" Wait, I thought he was a usurping dictator
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(63)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
El Niño, which means "the niño," to once again interrupt our recent trend of predictable, pleasant weather
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(35)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pressure mounts on CBS to discredit Benghazi report. Fox pressures CBS to endorse Benghazi report and end this incorruptable corrupt dictator-in-chief's reign of dictatorial evil and corruption
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy blows stop sign and t-bones woman's car, breaking her neck in 4 places. Unable to stand or function she is declared drunk and arrested. Bad cop trifecta now in play
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Wed April 30, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
It's not weird that a dictator would commission a nude portrait of himself. It is weird, though, that he wouldn't encourage the artist to, ah, enhance certain parts of the painting
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The winners of the "Laker Girls Lunch Date" contest sponsored by LA area Carl's Jr. burger joints are exactly who you would expect to win a contest sponsored by Carl's Jr. (with spectacular photos)
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(119)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
How do dictators sleep at night? With a cuddly toy, apparently
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(48)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Nothing boosts morale like mandating 40% of your workforce be rated less than "Meets Expectations" before the annual review cycle. Especially when raises are tied to your performance rating
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