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Fri April 24, 2015
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta 12, with Ktaja "Killer Bunny" Kankaanpaa vs Livia Souza for the strawweight title. Live at 8 PM ET on Fight Pass
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(51)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ice Cream Listeria Trifecta now in play
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sen Rand Paul's son shows he has embraced his father's libertarian values by not letting Big Government dictate how much alcohol HE is allowed to imbibe before driving
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(92)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American politics to continue to be a grotesque plutocratic spectacle. ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
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(36)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saudi Airstrike hit a Scud missile base or ammo dump just outside Sanaa, Yemen with predictable results (4 videos from various vantage points around the city)
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(30)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg do more than just whine about Hamilton's success? Will Ferrari continue to challenge Mercedes? Can Maldonado defy expectations by continuing to finish? This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain discussion thread at 11am ET on CNBC
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(164)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers win NHL draft lottery; GM Craig MacTavish vows "We'll fark it all up this time, too"
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(56)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(71)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter says he's reluctantly accepted the soul-crushing drudgery of rolling around with Hannah Davis on top of his giant pile of money
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(25)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
It's now official: Generalissimo Francisco Franco was a dictator. In other news, he's still dead
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(21)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
So among the animals in Australia that can kill you, we can now add giant goldfish. (Rare goldfish trifecta complete)
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(53)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
Video
 
Turns out watching massive container ships crash into each other in the Suez Canal is a surprisingly popular spectator sport
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(42)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nigeria's new president promises to crush Boko Haram. Because if anyone knows about crushing people down, it's a former brutal military dictator
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(43)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Words you don't want to have in a news story about your death - "wounds to the rectal area"
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(59)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kid receives a joke "cry baby" certificate from his youth centre basketball team, and predictably, social media goes nuts. Not so predictably, the kid is fine with it and his mom says everyone needs to relax
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Uzbekistan's dictator elected for fourth term, or his first, depending on who you ask
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(20)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne cancels Ozzfiesta due to recent, unspecified surgery. That's Batshiat crazy. (Ozzy Osbourne trifecta complete)
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(13)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"While the group is concerned that people might be reluctant to use coal that was once feces, satisfied customers say there's no odor and they don't give a sh*t about the association"
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(20)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lululemon 4Q sales stretch beyond expectations
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(25)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Eater)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant busts bogus yelp reviewer, backs up their version of events with video. Chinese restaurant trifecta in play
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(103)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Country music fans react predictably to a song that doesn't mean what they think it means
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(192)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gregory Walcott, reluctant star of 'Plan 9 From Outer Space,' dead at 87. Cut and wrap
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(35)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Unlike most other spectator sports, curling is much more enjoyable to watch on TV, and this has caused attendance at live curling competitions to sink like a stone for the past decade." Oh look, a use of the word 'enjoyable' you've never seen before
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(27)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Aliens could be dictating Wikipedia articles online"
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(27)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to session musicians and sound engineers who have worked at Paisley Park, Prince's legendary "Vault" containing thousands of unreleased songs is real, and it is spectacular
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(81)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Chemical weapons banned since 1997 are finally being destroyed in the unstable third world dictatorship of Colorado. Bonus: Kentucky plans to get rid of theirs sometime in 2023
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(94)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And you that the old gag of, "Economics, the science that made Astrology respectable", was a joke
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(39)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Group of Californian teens imagines what world would be like if men could lactate: "Lactating would become a competition between men. Men would brag about much breast milk they could hold and how far they could fire it"
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(37)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand X Factor judges try to take a page from "The Simon Cowell Guide To Judging Musical Talent", fail spectacularly
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(26)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Good news hippies. You are right, marijuana can provide many health and medicinal benefits... when taken rectally
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(74)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 10 strangest marathons on the planet where runners have to face donkeys, Arctic ice floes or dictatorial regimes, among others
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google invests in projects to expand the human life expectancy to age 500. Congress immediately looks to raise the minimum age of Social Security to 430
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(107)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Red Bull launches new flavored energy drinks with zero calories. Customers can choose from Jittery Jasmine, Shaky Strawberry, Nervous Nectarine
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(143)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mayor that forbade questions at public meetings is discovering that being a dictator is no easy task
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(29)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Because of his indictment, newly bespectacled gun fetishist Rick Perry is legally barred from purchasing and carrying a firearm
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's an easy Cut & Paste headline for the next 5-9 years if he wins: Media outlets reluctantly retract poorly researched story about Scott Walker
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Using rhetorical tactics honed in the Fark politics tab, Venezuelan dictator Maduro figures he can b-b-b-b-but-Bush his way out of the mess his country's in
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CPAC Straw Cap derby results: Aqua Buddha finishes first, with Derelict Cheesehead in second. Punchable Face third, Carson's Token fourth and the betting favorite I'm Not Dubya was fifth. Derp-xacta paid $9.99
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Sat February 28, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the movies, a James Bond-style retractable bumper to hide your license plate is cool. However, using one at the toll booth on the George Washington Bridge, is not
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Three events tonight. Bellator 134: Emanuel Newton vs Liam McGeary for the Light Heavyweight Title. Invicta 11: Cyborg vs Tweet, and Legacy 39: Leite vs Crowe. First show kicks off at 7 PM ET. Viewing details in thread
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(108)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
How MND / ALS sufferer Stephen Hawking defied the odds and outlived all medical expectations
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(37)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Student makes Batman costume that's ready for cosplay. Batman trifecta in play
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Tue February 24, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police investigate secret tunnel, complete with lights, a generator, and reinforced walls, found underneath Toronto's Rexall Centre, which will host the Pan Am Games tennis match this summer. Secret tunnel trifecta now in play
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Mon February 23, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Incredibly pissed, tantrum-throwing cockatoo trifecta now in play
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(15)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dumps in Canada's Arctic among the most spectacular in the world: "Every piece of metal, every car, every washer, every dryer, every lawn chair that's come into the community has never left. It's still here"
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will the excellent Birdman overcome the false patriotism of American Sniper? Will Neil Patrick Harris hold his own? Will Meryl Streep win? It's your Official 2015 Academy Awards Discussion Thread. The spectacle begins at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fernando Alonso airlifted to hospital after 150 mph crash in F1 testing. NASCAR drivers to be on best behavior today to eliminate trifecta from play
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(12)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
UFC 61 thread. Will Frank "Bonesnapper: Mir conquer Easter Island or will he burn up on reentry to THE octagon ? Will ..uh...ugh...let's hope the rest of the card turns out to be a pleasant surprise from the unheard of fighters. FoxSports1, 8PM ET/prelims 5PM ET
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(178)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
New study in the Journal of Human Lactation says that toddlers are drinking a surprising amount of coffee. In other news, there is a Journal of Human Lactation
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians rally against Ukrainian "coup." So that's what democracy looks like to people in a dictatorship
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(58)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major conservative group calls Jeb Bush 'unelectable.' Many comedians call 2016 'my year.'
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(55)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're going to host a webcam where you self-lactate for the world to see, make sure to save some of your breast milk for your hungry newborn
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Well, maybe we just need a good, caring dictator to clean things up and then we can go back to a democracy
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(80)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dead donkey dumpers dastardly deeds detailed. Rare donkey trifecta in play
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(22)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
In the wake of centre-left victories in two state elections, Australian right-wing journalist openly calls for suspension of democracy and installation of a right-wing dictatorship, is immediately named Rupert Murdoch's chosen heir
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch threatens to hold Secretary of HHS in contempt of Congress for refusing to explain how President Obama will dictatorially allow residents of healthcare.gov states to collect Obamacare subsidies
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(99)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court lets stand ruling that firing woman for breastfeeding not sexist since men can lactate. SOMEBODY HATES THESE CANS
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
One truck carrying bees and one truck carrying frozen chicken collide to make a delectable asphalt-glazed roasted honey chicken
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(23)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
School isolates student who shaved head for charity until his hair grows to a respectable length. Damn hippies
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Sat January 31, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tips for fans of real sports who want to pretend they understand why people are running around in silly hats Sunday night and spending half the game as spectators
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(31)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Corruption trifecta complete in New York as Preet Bharara looks into GOP senate leader's outside "work". In other news, an assistant animal-control secretary in Steuben County has been identified as the one official who's not on the take
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(19)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Another day, another assault rifle in the road. Rare "AR15s falling off vehicle" trifecta in play
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(131)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers submit a bid of $898 million for a controlling stake in Presidency of the US. Sheesh, for that price you could buy two European Prime Ministers, a Chinese Politburo member and get a tin-pot 3rd world dictator thrown in for free
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(106)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like to crash a Lambo Huracan at 200mph, in a view previously reserved only to rich idiot drivers prone to spectacular errors of judgement
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(59)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Politicians love empowering parents, giving them choices in how their kids will be schooled, so long as standardized tests dictate school curriculum, funding, teacher evaluation and pay, class schedules, student promotion, etc
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(28)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Average life expectancy for the next generation will be close to 100, which should give them about five good years to enjoy their retirement
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(21)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I totally thought that I had misheard him because surely there was no respectable journalist in the world... But then I remembered that I was dealing with Don Lemon"
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(116)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Razzie Award for most bland, predictable award show goes to ... *opens envelope* ...the Razzies?
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(25)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Controlling time is a way for the state to manifest its power. No longer does the sun dictate what time it is: the government does instead"
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(81)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
People are still visiting the emergency room for the sniffles after getting insurance through Obamacare. Obviously we need to repeal it and make people prove their worth in the octagon
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(66)
 

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