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Thu December 08, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anyone can wreck a car. Doing it so spectacularly that they send a helicopter instead of a tow truck, that takes talent
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in time for Trump's administration, U.S. life expectancy drops for the first time in decades. Perhaps sweet death will save you, after all
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As predictable as Link breaking jars, and nearly as enjoyable, it's the proper Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? This week, your old friends Civ III, Civ IV & CivCity Rome have re-appeared on GOG, eager to destroy your free time
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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(The Force.net)
 
 
 
Not only would the Death Star cost a fortune to run, the destruction of the one orbiting Endor would pretty much cause the extinction of all life on the forest moon. Death Star trifecta in play
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite protests that he really, really doesn't need a new fleet of Ferraris, Eric Clapton reluctantly unretires for two concerts at Madison Square Garden in March, followed by two more concerts at LA Forum. Oh the pain
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How long do you have left to live? Check your work with this online life expectancy calculator. Apparently subby died a week ago Tuesday
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Call a Chick restaurant chain, serving "virgin chick" and "chick's sex partner" while proclaiming to satisfy all your expectations over chicks, under investigation after mom complained that her eight-year-old son wanted some of that chick action
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: The ladies return for Invicta FC 20, with two title fights. Tanya Evinger vs Yana Kinitskaya at bantamweight and Angela Hill vs Kaline Medeiros at strawweight. Fights start live on UFC Fight Pass at 8 PM ET
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Grandmasters in the spectator gallery whipped out their laptops, sensing something amiss"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Jazjaz.net)
 
 
 
French filmmaker makes a spectacular short film about exploding supernovas. With an aquarium, colored inks and water
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
News anchor shreds the media's last vestiges of respectability by saying she prayed for a Trump victory and as much as she hates to say it, the number of African Americans killing one another far outweighs the number of them being killed by whites
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Tue November 08, 2016
(On This Day)
 
 
 
Today is the day a would-be dictator attempted to seize power from the legitimate government of his country. In other news, this is the anniversary of Hitler's "Beer Hall Putsch"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mint worker accused in rectal gold theft looks jovial on video". Well, who wouldn't?
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Goatfarker of Bosporus just went full dictator and started arresting members of parliament of the opposition party
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to find out if minorities are voting for Clinton reluctantly or enthusiastically
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Test driving Alfa Romeo's 2017 Giulia Darracq Ugo Quadrifoglio Hectare (try to guess which words aren't part of the car's name)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's dictator Erdogan orders the arrest of journalists for the crime of reporting the shiat he does
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Sun October 30, 2016
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Halloween Spectacular edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Tune in IF YOU DARE! (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Thu October 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today's most spectacular misjudgement by a motorist is brought to you by Britain and the letter U
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I see your bisexual English vicar and raise you a Serbian Orthodox priest charged with hiring a juvenile prostitute and drug offenses. Not-rare-at-all clerics gone bad trifecta in play
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old man yells at Yankee Stadium lactation stations
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Mon October 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Walloons are real and spectacularly Belgian. Here are eight things you probably didn't know about those miserable fat Frenchy bastards, in particular their claim on Audrey Hepburn as Wallonian celebrity
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this phyllorhiza punctata
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As predictable as Princess Peach being kidnapped by Bowser, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? The Long Dark? Fallout 4? Stellaris? MOO? Other than Civ VI (coming out tomorrow) what other games are you waiting for?
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Fri October 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity reluctantly pulls out of the Republican arse slapping huddle, throws a hail mary for Donald Trump
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Wed October 12, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
73-year-old sues four grown children for failing to care for her, demands alimony. "For the purpose of spreading legal knowledge, the circuit court decided to hear the case on a piece of open farmland. The event attracted nearly 100 spectators"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
JAXA releases some spectacular new HD images of the Earth and Moon from its spacecraft lunar orbit. You needed a new desktop background, right?
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Fri October 07, 2016
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
NASA releases a years worth of really spectacular images of Mars using its new really-wide-field camera. Wait it is not NASA, but is ISRO? What the fark is that? The Indians? Casinos are paying space missions? Here come your M.O.M., science
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Well Facebook's new Marketplace App is off to a predictable start with people selling drugs, weapons, and "Adult Services"
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Fri September 30, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cup Noodles turns 45, with key assist from the USA: "A trip to the United States in the 1960s inspired Ando's cup creation, when he watched people break up his original rectangular blocks of instant ramen to fit into cups for consumption"
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Owners of the feminist bookstore portrayed on Portlandia share thoughts about Portlandia that completely live up to the expectations set by Portlandia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry Potter's house too small and cheap for you? Hermione's home now for sale. Will the Weasley's make the trifecta?
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AP uses the term "high octane" for the Oakland Raiders' offense, when the manual clearly states that you're supposed to use regular
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sure being a British Royal is all pomp and circumstance, but sometimes you have to reluctantly eat 'phallic' dishes during food and wine festivals
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta 19 with two title fights. Jennifer Maia vs Roxanne Modafferi at flyweight and Hakaya Hamasaki vs Jinh Yu Frey at atomweight. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How low are expectations being set for Donald Trump at the debates? "Some Trump advisers are concerned that he underestimates the difficulty of standing still"
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Trump could learn a thing or two about debating from the dodging, ignorant, but ultimately expectation-beating Sarah Palin
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
You can make your people live under sanctions and listen to a de facto dictator, but if you block Pornhub you're going to have a problem
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Wed September 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN is vehemently denying reports that they acted like a respectable news outlet and suspended Corey Lewandowski after the Trump campaign's FEC filings yesterday revealed Lewandowski is STILL on the campaign's payroll
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Wed September 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The storm looked at the carrier, took into account that it was over 1,000 feet long, weighed over 80,000 tons, and said, "Aren't you adorable," and proceeded to try and rock her to sleep. Aircraft carrier trifecta complete.. ?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While we were all busy watching Trump make a spectacle of the presidential election, Saudi Arabia went ahead and started weaponizing drones
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Cricket fans still debating pros and cons of playing under lights and whether it disturbs the sleep of players or spectators more
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Wikia)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery writer: "You should probably just go ahead and lower your expectations"
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Sat September 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary calls half of Trump's followers "deplorables," and the press pounces. Trump insults the military, blames rape victims for their assault and praises a dictator -- ALL in ½ an hour and... crickets
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Hillary for Best Korean nuclear test, downplaying accomplishment of "pretty amazing" dictator
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best way to address concerns that you're too chummy with a Russian dictator is to do an interview on the Kremlin-funded Russia Today
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Tue September 06, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Years of GOP privatization efforts continue to be hamstrung by the commie, fascist, empty suited, time traveling dictator
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The ugliest spectacle in American politics is not thinking about Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond naked. Close, but not
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is thinking about purchasing a Glock 33. Looking for advice. Handgun trifecta is now in play
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Friendly neighborhood spiders might be using flash technology to get a better picture of you. Spider trifecta now in play
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alligator wrasslin' in Boston goes predictably wrong (with video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Possible Garrison Keillor/Donald Trump trifecta in play: "When I envision a Trump Presidential Library, I see enormous chandeliers and gold carpet and a thousand slot machines. God help us. I mean it. We're in trouble down here"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Actual ad: You could vote for Hillary, who is crooked and predictable, like the mob in Gotham City. Or you could go for Trump and get the chaotic hell the Joker would provide. But, you could vote for Gary Johnson, THE GODDAMN BATMAN
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare eggplant trifecta in play as Bangladeshi farmers celebrate 80% reduction in pesticide use thanks to sustainable farming initiative
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Wed August 31, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Holders of medical marijuana cards can't buy guns due to the "risk of irrational or unpredictable behavior." Gun sales to heavy drinkers still totes ok, though
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Tue August 30, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're a critic of Vladimir Putin and living in Russia, your life expectancy has just sharply decreased, as evidenced by the number of Putin critics who have died recently. Of entirely non-suspicious causes, of course
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologists advise that, before your child goes under the knife for delicate surgical operations, sedate them with an iPad, which has the same effect as midazolam and does not need to be administered orally or rectally
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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Mon August 22, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Eric Trump: "Manufacturing jobs in the US continually decline and have gone down one-third since 2000" If only he knew a respectable business tycoon who could bring his textile manufacturing back to the US...oh wait
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence drinks the Kool-Aid, says Donald Trump would "most definitely get 95% of the African American vote" in 2020. Well, yeah, if Trump somehow won and declared himself dictator and OH GOD THAT'S HIS PLAN
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Thu August 18, 2016
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Engineers with no hidden agendas have made a robotic octopus with soft, squishy tentacles. Possible sex robot trifecta in place
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Trump Confederate flag appears at Florida rally. Trifecta now complete
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is it okay to wish Uncle Fidel a happy 90th birthday now that we're all buddy-buddy with Cuba again, or are we still referring to him as vicious commie dictator scum? Either way, everyone's good with the Zombie Castro jokes
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