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Wed April 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Skechers 1Q sales run far ahead of expectations
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Guy who drove his truck into a restaurant survives after being hit by train later that night. Lay odds on boat or plane tri-fecta to the right
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(28)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spectacular Orioles play in the field saves a run. Fark: By the third-base ball girl. (Priceless reaction shot at 0:25)
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(17)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49er police problems trifecta in effect, as Aldon Smith is detained at the airport. Good thing he, Culliver, and Kaepernick weren't caught with ADHD drugs, though, because that would have been just unforgiveable
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cyclone + yahoos + reporter = Superman Trifecta complete
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(5)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man in Superman hoodie saves baby from burning building. Clark Kent's wardrobe trifecta now weirdly in play
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(15)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, Alcoa foils shareholder expectations
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(4)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: A highly classified government program that confirmed that $5 is the precise amount at which a normal person becomes more attractive
 
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, are anti-vaxxers a dangerous plague on society? Prudence: Yes. Vaccination trifecta now in play
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just so you know, Obama is back to "worst dictator since Hitler" this week for wanting equal pay for women
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(236)
 
(The One Ring)
 
 
 
Celebrity obit trifecta complete as Shadowfax sails to the Undying Lands
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(41)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Teacher has a policy that if your phone rings during class, you have to answer it on SPEAKER...predictable result occurs
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(35)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
After getting the predictable hate mail for featuring a gay couple in their "This is wholesome" ad campaign, Honey Maid graham crackers responds with perhaps the sweetest "no, fark YOU" of all time
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch this spectacular moment as thousands of football fans lose any chance of wiping their arses in a public toilet at the stadium
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(10)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Police say a 15 year-old had a loaded gun in elementary school, still trying to figure out how the system managed to fail so spectacularly that a 15 year-old was still in elementary school
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(35)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You just know Spam has gone full rectangle because it's now hip again in NYC restaurants. And yes, it's over priced
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How I Met Your Mother finale was predictable and unfunny. Classic Schmosby
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(255)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan finds the recent stem cell breakthroughs to be fraudulent, setting up the first "Japanese 'research' halted" trifecta
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(10)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Apparently, running a car motor wide-open until it blows the fark up is a spectator sport. Grab a beer and watch this, y'all
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(25)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Prepare to have your mind blown in just 3 minutes with this spectacular undersea life short film
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For your added convenience on deadline day, the Obamacare web site is being offered in special unavailable condition a second time. Thank you, come again for the trifecta
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(115)
 
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Team memorabilia stolen from the Auburn University football locker room. Police place the value of some of the most prized collectables in Auburn history at just under $9
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(8)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"We've all dozed off driving a train," says the president of the CTA's union in the wake of last week's derailment at O'Hare
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Fri March 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While many take to the Internets to vent their predictable outrage that the movie "Noah" just isn't Bible-y ENOUGH, Ricky Gervais wins Twitter by congratulating Russel Crowe on his new movie saying "I hear it's even better than the book"
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Orange County is seeing a huge surge in measles, with more than twice the cases of any other California county. If only there was some way to prevent kids from catching the disease, like an injectable vaccine or something
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Wed March 26, 2014
(MPR News)
 
 
 
In MN the potholes are so bad they are fighting back by eating pothole repair trucks. (MN pothole trifecta in play)
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(25)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Thirty people injured after Chicago's Blue Line train derailed and struck a platform. And it happened at 2:55 AM, just in time to completely throw off the morning commute
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Some people call this a garage door, but if you're from the uber hip East Village in NYC it's called a retractable facade
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(62)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Juror in drug court dies of drug overdose, is brought back to life by spectator with better drugs
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(38)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about being a nerd sex symbol. "When you tell people something that's intellectually delectable, they can feel sensually towards it"
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(36)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Man gets two DWIs at the same McDonald's location in one day. Fail tag is for not going to Waffle House like a respectable late night drunk
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(45)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone: "America has been overthrown by a Nazi dictatorship. It is in power now"
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(187)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Inside the "mind" of Louie Gohmert: Not repealing Obamacare is dangerous because letting more people get healthcare means US life expectancy will shorten because people "won't get care" and die sooner
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(97)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Rectal bleeding, coughing up blood, pain in feet, ADHD, and too damn fat: reasons that get you out of jail in Florida
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
International observers hope the personal rapport between the German Chancellor and the Russian dictator will help defuse the looming crisis in eastern Europe, of course they hoped that in 1938 too and look how that worked out for everybody
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama already has access to season four of Game of Thrones. Just as you would expect from a tyrannical dictator or an effete wimp in mom-jeans
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Mon March 10, 2014
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' first shot at yesterday's WGC Championship? He banked the ball off a spectator's damn head
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(34)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Who is The Yellow King? Will Rust find peace? Will Marty and his family reconcile? Will the finale live up to expectations? It's your Official True Detective Season Finale Discussion Thread. The case closes at 9PM ET
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Sat March 08, 2014
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When he rides a float, the spectators throw beads at him. He is... the most interesting grand marshal in the world
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(25)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin wants President Obama to be more like a) America's icon Ronald Reagan, b) America's idol John Wayne, c) Russian's bare chested de-facto dictator Vladimir Putin
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans, one week ago: Obama's sweeping use of imperial power makes him a king, a God-king, a dictator ruling every facet of our lives. This week: OMG, why is Obama so feeble and weak?
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Sat March 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man claims he has eaten nothing but cheese pizza for 25 years, may have life expectancy of thirty minutes or less
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(55)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Finally something spectacular comes to the UK besides the rain and flooding
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(5)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you let your 16-year-old daughter marry a 21-year-old bartender she met on holiday? These parents did, with predictable results (w/pics)
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Sat February 22, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama must take Bieber petition seriously until he does, in which case he has no business acting like a dictator
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FCC demands answers from newsrooms. Predictably, FoxNews says "None of your business, read your Constitution"
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(187)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Venezuela threatens to expel additional foreign media, including CNN is they don't "rectify" their coverage. CNN assures that their news coverage has been getting rectal all over it for years and rectifying it further will be too much rectal
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(45)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy golf shot in Tucson causes a spectator to fall into a bunch of cactus, says it was the only shot all day that he really stuck
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Soccer player gets hit with a stick thrown from the stands, does the predictable thing
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(28)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Writers are the worst procrastinators because they fear their work will never live up to expectations, and...well, I'll finish this headline later...trust me; it'll be genius
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(26)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
Video
 
Spectacular lacrosse goal: You finally wake up, Thompson's gone to town, round his back, through the cage, then he screams, "Touchdown"
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(22)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The only way Alexandra Daddario's reaction to President Obama watching True Detective could be any better would be if they contained the words, "They're real and they're spectacular"
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Fri February 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP files impeachment articles against Gov. Nixon for allowing same-sex couples to file joint tax returns. Missouri derp trifecta now in play
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(53)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Reason number 5 to fire someone: they're lactating
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(71)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The thirty-nine best spectacular Olympic fails from Sochi--so far
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(54)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Montreal hospital takes it in the ass in rectal thermometer lawsuit
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(10)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
Mars impact crater and its ejecta ...... Whatever the hell that is
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(11)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, lack of safe tap water, spartan hotel rooms, unfinished construction, roving wild dogs, violence towards gays, wifi hackers and the threat of terrorism is not attracting foreign spectators to Sochi
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(196)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Life expectancy in Afghanistan has gone from 45 to 62, thanks to things like vaccines and fewer suicide bombers
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(24)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Thanks to Francis, popery becomes increasingly pope-ular in England. "There's an epic, flamboyant, no-holds-barred, rock-opera quality to Catholic worship that attracts the lonely, the camp and the lover of spectacle"
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(28)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: It's not the number of executive orders issued that makes President Obama a dictator, it's the scope. Reporter: So impeachment then? Ryan: Look over there! (smoke bomb)
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(183)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Most spectacular drag racing crash you'll see today, without the driver sustaining serious injury
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(16)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
First they want to dictate how high your grass can be and how many cars can be parked at your house. Now HOAs want to ban your from smoking medical marijuana in your back patio even if it's legal in your state
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(160)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We had plenty of warning about Obama's dictatorial ways"
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(186)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP: "Obama's executive orders show he's a dictator socialist Hitler-Stalin" Obama: "Oh for fark's sake guys, EVERY PRESIDENT HAS DONE THIS"
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(216)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"When the dictator's body was dragged through the streets by a baying mob, just hours after he was beaten and shot in the head, the hastily convened transitional government moved swiftly to seal off the sex dungeon"
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(141)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Movie theaters ask studios to limit trailers to two minutes, because this summer...one trailer....may defy all expectations
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(105)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Grammy.com)
 
 
 
Will Daft Punk get lucky? Will Sara Bareilles pull off an upset and win album of the year? Will Miley Cyrus make a spectacle of herself? It's your Official Grammy Awards Discussion Thread. The spectacle begins at 8PM ET on CBS
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(1032)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Polluted roads found to be lowering the life expectancy of Scots. Added to national diet of grease and sugar, astonishing alcohol consumption and complete lack of exercise, that life expectancy will soon be measured in purely negative integers
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(23)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The spectacular rise and fall of the new Millennium's best innuendo killer, "That's what she said"
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(68)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alcoa foils dismal Wall Street expectations
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(1)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
With 300,000 Olympic tickets still unsold, some events may have less than 70% of spectators. Or in curling terms - a complete sell out
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(25)
 


Mon January 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lefty tries to be a righty with predictable results
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(6)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Trans woman challenges city council member to stone her to death for being an abomination. With unpredictable results
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(208)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The Monarchy is being rocked to its core by a barbarous affair as Prince Harry of Wales continues his defiance of the Her Royal Majesty the Queen's dictates and refuses to yield to her order to divest himself of...his beard
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NSA reformers have their expectations set to "Obama Approval Level" for today's speech
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(11)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Upmarket car makers recluctant to sell vehicles at slashed prices in case people start thinking of them as the German Kia. "If everyone's driving a BMW, you're not special anymore"
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(99)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Regardless of what you think about the Olympics, it is a time we can all put our petty politics and our heated nationalism aside and just enjoy, even if just for a few days, the magnificent spectacle of winter athletes wiping out
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(118)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Number of young people signing up for Obamacare isn't meeting administration's expectations. Except in Washington, D.C., where that gunshot provision is really paying off
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(231)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet the Pygmy Jerboa: Weighing in at 3.2 grams, it's the world's smallest rodent with soul-eating eyes that SWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PIMPED-OUT POGO STICK
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(46)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Traditional American masculinity is on its way out, and men have no one to blame but themselves. Men are useless trifecta now in play
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(247)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Just because Starbucks coffee is predictable doesn't mean the store has to be
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(21)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
Freezing temperatures? What better time to drain your pool.... onto the curvy, hill street. (With photos of predictable results)
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(133)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Mass Effect gets an unexpected crossover in Agents of SHIELD. Sci-fi plagiarism trifecta in play
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(74)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
And on today's episode of "Grilling With The Cars", we meet a woman who attempts to barbeque a 2007 Dodge Caravan with predictable results. What wine goes good with alternator?
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(20)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Polar vortex causes escaped convict to turn himself in. "It's so cold" trifecta now in play
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(41)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese reluctantly admit that sake being brewed in Norway is possibly the best in the world. And the guy who runs the brewery is so obsessed, he initially tried growing his rice in Norwegian paddies near the Arctic Circle (pic)
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(20)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Most predictable headline ever: Miley Cyrus is bisexual now
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(141)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why do so many respectable websites have such stupid tips for saving energy? "Fill your fridge with bottles of water"
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(87)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
Turkey is now officially a dictatorship
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(87)
 

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