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Tue November 25, 2014
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mangy homeless mutt turning back into a respectable dog in time-lapse transformation video is really all it takes to make a new pooch
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk shoots best friend, cuts his penis off and feeds it to his dog. That trifecta ain't gonna be topped anytime soon
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said that executive action on immigration would amount to nothing less than the "dictates of a King"? All hail King Obama
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spectacles
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(15)
 
(How It Works Magazine)
 
 
 
"Why do women have a higher life expectancy than men?"
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(28)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
KFC Japan to open "KFC Colonel's Café" in Kobe, a relaxing all-day eatery featuring artisanal toast, French press coffee, delectable desserts, and pancakes and ice cream in addition to regular KFC menu items
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Thu November 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember how Solyndra was an awful failure and Obama was the worst dictator ever to lose so much money over investing in that? Well, joke's on you. They've paid off the loan and then some
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Collider)
 
 
 
So, the new Doctor Doom will not be A) A doctor B) a von Doom C) a dictator with diplomatic immunity D) a master of science and magic E) encased in advanced powered armor. He will however, be an angry blogger
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Fri November 07, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dictators, palaces, ebola, student debt and buying a better sports team. Oh my
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Life expectancy for Australian men rises above 80 for first time in early indication that nature in Australia is gradually losing
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Mon November 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Your cheat sheet to the six most interesting Congressional races to watch tomorrow. "Elections: The spectator sport of kings"
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. That's why this Canadian hospital is letting me assist in your rectal exam today
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 9, with Barb Honchak vs Takayo Hashi for the flyweight title, also Mizuki Inoue vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz. Starts at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Columnist uses GPS to tracks thieves who stole wife's iPhone, reports location of thieves to police with predictable results
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(206)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Former congressional leaders explain how to fix Washington: 1. Stop having three dictators fighting for control of the government. 2. Show up to work more than one full day per week
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Nintendo announces absurd 8-player Super Smash Bros, gamers wonder if it will make any sense as a spectator sport whatsoever
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Thu October 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not bad enough they've replaced my regular coffee with Folger's crystals, now they expect me to put a genocidal dictator in my cup
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Mon October 20, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spectacular views, breathtaking scenery .... Yes, it's the top 10 nude beaches in the world (one photo borderline SFW)
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(7)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton's Birdman received a limited release this past weekend, and it's earned a respectable $100,000 per-theater average
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(35)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention dictators: If you're finding it tough to locate the kind of torture devices you need to effectively do your job, here's good news-- Alibaba is a great place to shop
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un comes out of his hole and sees his shadow. That means twenty more years of dictatorship
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(51)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama administration recommends lowering expectations for Obamacare year two open enrollment period. As if expectations could be lower
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan advises Americans to resist black-robed dictators legalizing gay marriage with all the dignity and honor that they resisted the same dictators orders to end segregation
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Once again voter suppression efforts seem to have backfired spectacularly as GA sees a surge of new voter registrations so large that it has almost overwhelmed the processing system, something unheard of in an off-year election
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(96)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
7th Heaven trifecta of bad news in play as actress who played Sarah Glass dies in her sleep
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Millions of Muslims believe their religion should dictate what happens in society" says O'Reilly Factor without a hint of irony
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Sat October 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Haitian dictator "Baby Doc" Duvalier dies at 63; Abe Vigoda seen walking down the street whistling to himself, carrying a little doll and a pin
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctor to expectant mom and husband: You might want to lay down for this news, you're having two, TWO sets of identical twins. Just a mere 1 in 70 million occurrence
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
You might think there's a vas deferens between living with testicular cancer and making a spectacle of yourself, but you'd be wrong
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huh, who would've thought that publicly urging generals to resign to slight the president politically would backfire so spectacularly? Congressman, I believe the generals would call this "blowback"
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver residents are shocked, SHOCKED that Denny's would charge participants and spectators of the Race for the Cure $1 each to use their restrooms even after the manager announced the money would be donated to a charity
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
In addition to folic acid, expectant mothers should add an iron supplement to avoid having babies with Jenny McCarthy Syndrome
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Little Shop of Horrors' at Mount Baker Theatre a dream job for costume and wig designer Jessica Carr. No real reason to submit this other than to complete the ever rare LSOH trifecta, confuse the Bellingham Herald newspaper webmaster
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox pulls bus ads for Red Band Society because people complained about the words "Scary Biatch" used to describe Octavia Spencer
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(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
'Three Cups of Tea' guy plans 'reluctant' return to public speaking circuit, hopes people have gotten over the whole 'Your books on Afghanistan were a complete lie and you stole from the charity you set up" stuff by now
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Vine.co)
 
 
 
College football player fakes death during fake punt, with predictable results
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Modder recreates Donkey Kong Country using Doom engine: "Prepare to be both impressed and slightly horrified by this unique spectacle" (vid)
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Tue September 09, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Conceptually for sale: Distinctive seaside property with spectacular coastal views. Would suit high-value buyer untroubled by vertigo or fond of crapping themselves on an hourly basis
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you buy an iPhone 6, your phone bill will increase because your data usage will jump up to 9.1 gigabytes per month. That's 78 craploads of alphabet soup per cubic hectare, if you're not familiar with the metric system
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Sports collectables company made $50 million last year because everything a ballplayer touches has a price - even a groundskeeper's rake signed by Derek Jeter
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(8)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 8, with 2 title bouts: Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson vs Yasuko Tamada, and Stephanie Eggink vs Katja "Killer Bunny" Kankaanpaa. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Waters is proud to be a filthy and respectable kind of guy
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Thu September 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
What's your poop trying to tell you? If it's glowing, you might have colorectal cancer
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(33)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sharkfecta in play
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie League football game descends into brawl during post game handshakes, with both players and spectators beating each other and themselves
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Passengers push train off of trapped school girl, this time in Dublin. Train-pushing trifecta in play
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(18)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Grunting helps tennis players play better, spectators to stay awake
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(17)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon's attempts to bury the Hachette group have backfired spectacularly
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(53)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
6.79 million people tuned in to watch the UK premiere of Doctor Who season 8--the most viewers the show has had since 2010--in order to ensure themselves the show again had a decent, respectable Doctor and not some Fez-wearing hipster
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 74 years, it may now be safely revealed that a spectacularly inept attempt at 'intelligence gathering' by Nazi Germany on British soil was deliberate sabotage- on the part of the German officer in charge of the fiasco
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Daily Motion)
 
Video
 
How can so many people fail so spectacularly at something as simple as dumping a bucket of ice water over your head?
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Social media resurrected Arnold Horshack just to kill him off again so the celebrity death trifecta could be completed. That's almost as sad as Season 4 of Welcome Back, Kotter, where Kotter didn't bother to show up
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your attention please. Our country is run by a dictator, our infrastructure is in shambles, and our economy is about to implode. Oh, and we're out of beer"
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Thu August 14, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Bud might be the "King of Beers," this guy is the Dictator of Beer
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(27)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoman vows to make Harry Reid even more reelectable
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(22)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hospital staff pro tip: There are many ways to ease a woman's pain while she is giving birth. Injecting a strong neurotoxic disinfectant directly into her nervous system is not one of them
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Sat August 09, 2014
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Posting a rap to Sound Cloud about murdering someone two days after you murdered them is probably not the best idea, but damn it will give you street cred. (Criminals rapping about crimes trifecta in play)
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Fri August 08, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Spectacular images from the European Space Agency's Rosetta satellite include a picture that shows Canada as North America's Best Korea
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(29)
 
(Business Day)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned, all those e-mails were REAL? US DOJ seizes $480 million from bank accounts around the world belonging to former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why Obama did something for Iraq" Because he's a pantsless, weak-willed dictator-in-chief, duh
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(85)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Predictably, since Cannabis legalization, Colorado highway fatalities have soared. Wait...what? They haven't and are near historic lows? I just don't which propaganja to believe anymore
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never set your expectations too high
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Wed August 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Clearwater Police find pot plants in a car at the scene of a burglary. Fark: Because said pot plants were actually sticking out of the window. With classic, collectable photo
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(32)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai junta bans computer game that allows players to run their own fictional dictatorship because "some parts of stories within the game affect Thailand's situation"
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(40)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Your silly octagonal red signs can't hold me back - I'm Sovereign
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(114)
 

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