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500 headlines found matching 'CKE'
Thu June 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
GOOP's $120 'Bio-Frequency Healing' body stickers might not be a medical miracle after all, especially since NASA just called bullsh*t on them
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman shorted of one chicken nugget
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman in bikini contest in high heels and you already clicked the link
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Is there any place in America where Democrats can win an election? *Crickets*
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
F*ckery of the first degree
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boris Becker is bankrupt. Bummer
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mother shocked that airline strands her 17-year-old son in airport overnight. Fark: She booked him on Spirit
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears inform Packers fan, who is a Chicago Bears season ticket holder, ahead of time that he cannot wear opposing team gear on the sideline. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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(NHL)
 
 
 
More hockey in the desert? Sure what the hell, it did give us AM after all. NHL awards? Sure why not, they have to be given out at some point. And (probably) Fark's own playoff hockey awards? NOW you're talking. Draft revealed at 10amET. A final SUP
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Russia sanctions bill, which passed the Senate 98-0, is being blocked in the House by Republicans
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
They came from the sea. They came by the thousands. They invaded the beaches. They blocked out all the fish. This Summer has a new horror: The Sea Pickles That Ate Oregon
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Carjacker foiled by own stupidity of not knowing how to drive a manual shift car
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks to offer bill allowing Congressional members to carry firearms nationwide. Darwin being vetted for a split-party ticket
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grandma "enraged" that when paying $400 instead of $3000 for a plane ticket, you have to share a lavatory with the poors in coach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida Governor: Losers like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg will rue the day they crossed Trumpie
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's very rewarding to adopt a senior dog because they're already housebroken, they don't need much exercise, and they get movie tickets at discount prices
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're playing checkers, your brain is playing 3D connect four mahjong game of life chess
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
What's worse than being called 'Nickelback Lite'? Being called 'Nickelback Lite' by the lead singer of Nickelback
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(Fark)
 
 
 
5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 19, 6pm. Tickets on sale now
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wind blows car door shut on 1-year-old. Mom calls cops for help, police arrive, free child, ticket mom with misdemeanor, for The Infallible Gods of Municipal Revenue must be appeased
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Putin-backed Russian Priest believes that beards protect a man from being gay. Hollywood has known this for decades
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Argument between neighbors ends in fatal shooting in Commodore. No word on who was the Dixie chicken and who was the Tennessee lamb
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump finally manages to find his phone which staffers had chucked into the Camp David woods
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois is one or two court orders away from complete insolvency as the game of chicken between Governor Rauner and the House Speaker Mike Madigan nears its third year
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Brad is a horsie, Kyle is a Shrub, Danica is a person with feelings, and it's not a chicken it's a baby as the NASCAR Monster Chiller Horror Theater Cup Series heads to Michigan for the FireKeepers Losers Weepers Casino 400, 3pm ET on FS1
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Happy Father's Day. Here are the ten best animal dads found in nature. Come for the seahorse, stay for the lumpsucker
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Ferry from Nantucket to Hyannis decides to take a shortcut, forgets there is a jetty in the way. With pictures of what a ferry mounting a jetty might look like
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(Palo Alto Online)
 
 
 
Charles P. Thacker, co-designer of the first modern PC, dies at age 74. Doctors' effort to reboot were unsuccessful
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(MSN)
 
 
 
John G. Avildsen, the director of 'Rocky' and 'Karate Kid' films get knocked out at age 81
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male company worker in my 30s who likes a female pop idol group. My coworkers labeled me an otaku geek, which shocked me. I'm sad because I just like the group and its songs, which have encouraged me in tough times. Help
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Fri June 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio might want to check out the backers of his future movies as his Wolf of Wall Street performance was financed by a bunch of embezzlers and, so far, he's had to give back the gifts given him which included Marlon Brando's Oscar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
An entitled billionaire oil tycoon pulls a jackass move with his yacht? Color me shocked
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP senators go 0-8 on coherent answers about what Trumpcare is actually supposed to fix. McCain: "ALL THE THINGS." Grassley: " **SMOKEBOMB**" Boozman: "Bill? What bill?" Wicker: "Freedomz" Cruz: "HERP DERP"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indiana lost money playing in a bowl game after only 672 fans bought a ticket
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois is such a cluster-fark, even the lottery doesn't want to sell tickets there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Central Florida asks kicker to stop making money off his YouTube videos, tells him to be like the other players and just get his money under the table in illegal payments from alumni
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man makes stickers that look like power outlets to prank air travelers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the strangest thing you ever ordered online? Subby just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again, lashing out at the obstruction investigation; "They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice"
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard and FBI searching ship docked in South Carolina for a dirty bomb. I'll see you at the Vault. UPDATE: All-clear reported, false alarm
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Wed June 14, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
12-year-old dog picked up by tornado survives his injuries, would like a word with Dorothy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson hits full panic, mocks democrats for the Sessions hearing and demands to know "Am I a spy too?" Presumably, but for whom?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Progressive wing of the Democratic Party loses yet again. This time, the Warren and Sanders-backed outsider lost the VA Gubernatorial Primary to the establishment picked candidate. Ain't no time like now to play politics as usual. Gerd Jerb
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Trump has blocked me from reading his tweets. I may have to kill myself"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman kicked out of Michigan mall for inappropriate 'Finding Nemo' tank top and shorts. In other news, people find 'Finding Nemo' offensive
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Trucker responsible for 9-car pileup on state highway takes elderly neighbor hostage, forces her to drive him to Detroit where he barricaded himself in home before committing suicide. The Aristocrats
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Gabriel Heinze reveals Roy Keane once 'knocked him out' in dressing room incident
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(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lord Buckethead: His manifesto and policies
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC Japan reintroduces "Chizza", an Original Recipe fried chicken filet topped with mayo, spinach, and cheese, then further Korea-fies it with thin threads of dried chili peppers and a layer of sliced and marinated bulgogi beef
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is shocked, SHOCKED that his Ark Encounter isn't providing the economic boost it promised. So of COURSE he blames 'the atheists'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If all else fails, call 911 to complain about waiting for your chicken nuggets
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who cracked the Twitter password this morning? Today's gem: "The Fake News Media has never been so wrong or so dirty. Purposely incorrect stories and phony sources to meet their agenda of hate. Sad"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Russia hacked election systems in 39 U.S. states. President Obama used the Batphone warning to the Kremlin
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buyer pays $133,000 for two courtside tickets to Game 5 of NBA Finals, which would actually get you a nice home in Cleveland
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Munchkin delivers this shocker: "President Trump won't veto a tax bill even if it provides the wealthiest Americans with a tax cut" What a guy
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
You didn't hear this from me and I'm not saying it was Israel who hacked the ISIS computers, but it was Israel. Thank you Comrade Trump
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
....And then Paul McCartney clocked Eddie Vedder all up in his damn face
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver encourages Theresa May to name her challenger Lord Buckethead as Brexit minister, stating "Is it an absurd idea? Yes; but it would not even be close to the stupidest thing you've ever done"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Delta and BoA pull their support for NY public theater group after their staging of Julius Caesar depicts Trump as Caesar. Reporters: Why didn't you pull your support when they did the same thing but with Obama? Delta, BoA: *crickets*
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wolf queen goes to the capital of the face-eating leopards, is shocked and disappointed when they try to maul her at every opportunity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New rule to protect retirement savers is in effect for now, despite GOP efforts to kill it. Americans now won't have to worry about the $87.95 they have socked away
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Sun June 11, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Debt racked, politically split, economic basketcase votes overwhelmingly to become the 51st U.S. state. Welcome to the fold Puerto Rico, you will fit right in
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
US Gov: Hey there, young foreign male. Join the US Military and get fast tracked for US citizenship. Young Foreign Male: OK, I served in the US Military, can I haz citizenship? US Gov: Sucker
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Man's first ride on his electric skateboard ends with $598 ticket. Fark: For not having insurance. UltraFark: Which isn't available for e-skateboards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One winning Powerball ticket sold in Sun City, CA. That means I didn't win. And neither did you
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
While your kids are using a bucket to make sand castles at the beach, here's how a world class expert does it
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After being stuck in Minnesota, Packer's Davon House got to OTAs on time AND made some new friends
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Accident in "express toll lanes" causes lanes to be blocked, so company operating them raises toll to $31.50 "to deter drivers from getting onto them." So the drivers who paid that much only to find the lanes blocked will get refunds, right? Right?
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
It's now getting to point where it's probably quicker to list the people in the Trump administration that DON'T have ties to the Russians, as it's revealed that Trump's personal lawyer loves the rubles as well
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese fast food chain Lotteria offers ghost pepper chicken sandwich, so spicy that you must sign consent form to eat it. Reviewer: "Once you resign yourself to the hopeless pain and despair of the spiciness, the flavor is good"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Visiting other countries as a tourist is a great way to experience the world; you can learn local customs, like playing hockey in Canada, having a siesta in Mexico or going bankrupt from medical costs in the United States
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Brave, misguided Florida man tackles a flood just one bucket at a time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "Who cares what I think?" [crickets]
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet UK pariliamentary candidate Lord Buckethead, who lost to Theresa May by only 37,469 votes. Campaign promises included reducing arms sales to the Saudis and exiling Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the whole Russia mess and Comey hearing turned out to be a wet firecracker. Time to look for another surefire, can't-miss way to destroy Trump, Dems
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Study shows she's more likely to shut up and leave you alone during Hockey than Football
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Wars Episode V: The Unbondaging. It is a dark time for hockey. A tight series is tied at 2, but Pierre pursues the teams across the US. Evading the dreaded Bergman, two teams battle for the series lead at the ice arena PPG. Birds/Perds @ 8 pm ET
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police dog is sacked because it prefers belly rubs to fighting crime
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We tracked CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News coverage during the Comey Testimony. Let's see how each of them reacted
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier's really big grin, a speeding ticket worth sharing on social media, and sax after 60. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-28 to Sat 2017-06-03
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump Hotels is trying to make American travel great again by opening a low-end lodging chain with all the folksy charm of a Cracker Barrel restaurant and the comforts of a Motel 6
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Wed June 07, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN The Mack finish what he started last week? WHAT is next for Hideo Itami? WHO is next to get their butt kicked by Bobby Roode? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET on WWE Network, El Rey
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims the Manchester victims "literally invited themselves to be attacked and cursed themselves by attending the Ariana Grande concert." If God exists, he'd smite such a hateful asshole
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
TSA reminds air travellers: 40mm grenades are not allowed in carry-on bags. Or checked bags for that matter
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes finds yet another way to lower the lifespan of America, by coating chicken strips in shortbread cookie batter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky's latest football recruit has the worst possible name for a kicker
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"They're not even people." Meanwhile, zombie camera angle proves there is a God. A God with a wicked sense of humor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
A fridge and three pounds of Tannerite might seem to be just the ticket, but Darwin will have to wait until the next time to remove these idiots from the gene pool
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Seahawks have a magical unicorn locker room, and that's why they're so dominant
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Looking to get a pay raise? Do it like a pro athlete - bring your own personal highlight reel, listen to your 'walk-up song' and have your doctor prescribe some beta blockers
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Like father, like son: Documents show the Eric Trump "foundation" laundered over $1.2M into Trump's own pockets via fundraisers meant to benefit St. Jude's Childrens Hospitals
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you stole a pick up truck in Aberdeen, Idaho on Sunday morning and then wrecked it, and impaled a guardrail through it, crossing a canal and then getting away, everybody wants to talk to you because WTF happened here?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Today's CDC warning: Please do not snuggle with your backyard chickens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
🎵 Where did Seany Spicer go? Long time Snekretary. Where did Seany Spicer go? Lied long ago. Where did Seany Spicer go? Some say sacked while others know. When will we ever learn? Oh when will we...ever learn?🎵
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trent Reznor announces Nine Inch Nails EP trilogy. That will hurt your pocketbook
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Twelve possible reasons we haven't found extraterrestrial life. Missing: We haven't checked under the couch cushions in a while
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"You wish you were being f*cked by me," screamed a GOP councilman to a fellow county Republican employee. And now, the councilman has been accused of harassment
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That's some nice vigilance you've got there: London Bridge attacker was featured in 2016 TV documentary "Jihadis Next Door"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oculus founder Palmer Luckey wants to sell Trump a virtual border wall, and good-guy Sauron Peter Thiel is going to pay for it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
UK releases names of London Bridge attackers, confirm their motivation included being the Butt of too many jokes
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's "Shocked but Not That Shocked" story is brought to you by a republican congressman who says Christendom is at war with radical Islam and "kill them all"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Putin met with Saudi Arabia less than a week before the Middle East sent oil prices skyrocketing in their propaganda tiff with Qatar. Don't worry, though--Trump and Tillerson are on it
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
It's probably time to reevaluate your life if you start a brawl over a McChicken sandwich
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
14-year-old Osaka hacker arrested on charges of being Japan's first ever ransomware author. "The student told investigators that he wanted to become famous"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Text mistake turns into free Stanley Cup tickets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pink Slime vs. Mickey Mouse. Not the cartoon we want, the lawsuit we deserve
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
California could send each of its 130,000 inmates to Harvard University and still save money over what it spends to keep them locked up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India has launched a 'monster' rocket. With helpful, AWESOME illustrations
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson's vaunted state department is bottlenecked and shows no signs of unplugging
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let's set off some fire crackers in this crowd. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Free Solo" climber conquers El Capitan without ropes or safety gear. Companion nearby seen wearing rocket boots
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(Cracked)
 
Weeners
 
Remember when Cracked used to be about dick jokes? Now they are writing articles about terrorism that are arguably better than 90% of what the MSM writes about terrorism
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whether you're a basketball or hockey fan, you can agree this is the yellowest championship season in sports history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you a pornsexual? Which means, do you prefer porn to human contact? Yeah yeah, that's the ticket, I don't want any human contact, not that I can't get any human contact. Pornsexual. Doesn't sound sad at all
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Packers can't keep their hands off each other. NTTAWWT
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers publish 25,000 private photos from plastic surgery clinic. Police call it the biggest display of reconstructive surgery since Cher's former agent released all her old headshots
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bleecker Street, you used to be cool ..in the 60s
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Woo hoo, Friday Night Fights. Will Ross the Boss prevail over upstart Doug the Thug? Huh? oh yeah there will be hockey too. We've got the St John Shamrocks facing off against the Halifax Highlanders tonight at 8:30pm (Newfie Time Zone, strange) SUP
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Want to buy a ticket to the NBA finals? See your local banker
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Google to let publishers charge users for using ad-blockers. Let's see how that works out for them
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Humans now pose an ever-bigger extinction risk to animals. By looking at Americans, the animals most in danger are the cow, pig and chicken
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In interview, Putin denies Russian government hacked 2016 election, but says Russian hackers with "patriotic leanings" may have done so to "fight against those who speak badly about Russia." Translation: "yeah, we did it, tough shiat for you"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Putin claims a 400 pound guy in his bedroom in Moscow may be the hacker, Comey's gonna talk next week and Nunes doesn't understand the word "recusal". It's time for the Rachel Maddow Thread on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New ATM skimmers are stealing credit card information while being completely undetected. Although hackers are still taking less money from accounts than the ATM transaction fees
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One-week popcorn futures just skyrocketed
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Paul Allen unveils his ginormous rocket launching plane. With a 385-foot wingspan and six Boeing 747 engines, it's not even gonna fit in Jay Leno's garage
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
California Governor Jerry Brown has hired out-of-state "blockers" to go after signature gatherers out to repeal his billion-dollar gas tax
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Watch a NASA rocket create glowing, artificial clouds early Thursday, make conspiracy theorists lose their minds
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
An entire hen party was kicked off of their flight to Magaluf after they turned up wearing t-shirts that said 'biatches on tour'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Until the mid 1960s 45 records were for kids and albums were for adults who listened to classical and jazz music. How the hippies hijacked vinyl
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog flu confirmed in Florida. Your dog wants chicken noodle soup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lockers update, link to obituary, donation info in thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those who missed it late last night, we lost a great core TFer to cancer yesterday - RIP Lockers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"My world has been rocked today. Jamie Foxx's real name isn't Jamie Foxx. Wow. I have no words"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New bill will make it legal to hack hackers. This should end well
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Tue May 30, 2017
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Grab your rackets: it's tennis match time, Photoshop style
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey, libs, what would you say if you found out that John F. Kennedy also had a "back channel" for communicating secretly with Russia? Libs: *crickets*. OK. And what if you found out that back channel probably prevented war? Libs: CRICKETS, DAMNIT
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
New study claims eating too many chicken nuggets can make you A: Fat? B: Prone to heart disease? or C: Gay?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
One of the largest subprime auto lenders in the nation only checked the incomes of 8 percent of applicants. Repo men everywhere smile
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has not only vanished from public view, but she was also locked out of Trump's Memorial Day motorcade. And her fall from grace continues
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The real-life inspiration for Jack Sparrow was a 'drunk fool' of a pirate who once lost 23 ships in a year, and was last seen 'incubating chicken eggs in a heap of camel dung'
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(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
"Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, officer." "I clocked you going 88MPH." "That's impossible. I'm still here"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
The bizarre mysteries of Twin Peaks continue to become unpacked and even more convoluted as we're left with three Coopers and some bizarre sequences that serve no seeming purpose. It's your Twin Peaks Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Showtime
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow invites critics to "Bring their A game." Scientists: "Here you go." Paltrow: Crickets
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Fri May 26, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A guy that would mock and then sucker punch a young man with cerebral palsy is not a model citizen in other matters
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
40 years ago, teenage wunderkind Rickey Henderson stole a record 7 bases in an MiLB game ... a California League record that still stands today. The future flashed before Modesto's fans eyes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Mother locked in immigration family detention facility tries to commit suicide in desperate effort to free her two kids. Fark: A federal ruling says they should've been freed months ago
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
PSA: Asking Sheriff David Clarke if he is Sheriff David Clarke will get you harassed from his officers, and could land you in jail, or knocked out. Oh yeah, you can also sue, provided he doesn't carry out his threat to disappear you forever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who came up with the Ice Bucket Challenge drowning in medical bills. If only there were a drug that could be easily made in an RV and sold to pay those bills
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Yankees are dropping home run bombs on their opponents. Unfortunately they're also bombing at ticket sales
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz is shocked - shocked - that Fox News isn't immune from cries of "Fake News" from Trump supporters when they report the facts
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid is soooo embarrassed because his dad picked him up in school wearing only a speedo. Wait 'til kid shows up at graduation in only a bra and panties. That'll teach him
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"By the power vested in me by the state of California, I pronounce you train station and wife. You may now punch your ticket"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans: We thought we had this Montana special election locked with our amount of crazy there, it's a lot "closer than it should be"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's down to this: the Europa League final. Loser goes home, winner gets a trophy and a ticket to the Champions League. Ajax vs. Manchester United in Stockholm. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm ET on FoxSports1
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Master hacker Kim Dotcom gets caught attempting to phish Seth Rich's gmail account to set up a fake email archive
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trey Gowdy needs to have his ass kicked': Ex-CIA agent blasts lawmaker for grandstanding at Brennan hearing
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Pence has started jockeying for Trump's job. Here's hoping Trump acts in typical Trumpian fashion when a rival tries to muscle in on his power. Oh god, we've entered into Stupid Goodfellas
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ethics Office responds to White House's attempt to block disclosure of ethics waivers with a scathing letter that cites a Republican senator who backed their legal authority to request that waivers be made public under the previous administration
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Trump backed out of talking to Israeli Knesset over fear of heckling, what a sad sad snowflake
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Data breach releases names of 16,000 Florida concealed weapon carriers, giving hackers a list of people to back slowly away from and leave the hell alone
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Rhode Island finds locked vault in state house. Could contain old records or faceless horror
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump calls Manchester attacker an "evil loser". Sick burn, Donnie. Sick burn
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why is the world so f*cked up right now?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Lady gets locked inside CVS. The tag should not surprise us
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things were certainly slower in the 19th century, even the first car ever to get a speeding ticket was caught by a policeman on a bicycle
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Artist Known As Shinsuke Nakamura remove Dolph Ziggler's head? Will Randy Orton's World Title reign be hindered by Jinder Mahal? Will The New Day be playing Rocket League? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the beginning was the command line. Unless you're running the locked-down "S" version of Windows 10, which only runs apps from the Windows Store
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Community applauds Indian woman who hacked off the genitals of the holy man who sexually assaulted her for years
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can go to any time and place in history and leave a rubber chicken. Where do you leave it for maximum WTF effect?
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Heads up. Hackers are trying to bring WannaCry ransomware back from the dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When marking down a book about a missing child, maybe using a "When it's gone it's gone" sticker isn't a good idea
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Repellent bands invented to fight sharks. RELEASE THE NICKELBACKEN
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Get your cups and buckets ready because 'Bring Your Own Cup Day' is Friday and Saturday at 7-Eleven
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
DNC Chair Tracks Down Biden In Everglades Tossing Whole Chickens To Gators
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drogon the ant, pink bush crickets, and a freshwater stingray aren't the latest superhero movie cadre or even hipster bands. They're on this year's Top 10 list of new species
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman once mocked Donald Trump in a "Funniest Celebrity in D.C." contest and it's as cringeworthy as you can imagine Joe Lieberman telling jokes at such an event can be
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The whole thing with Russia is just locker room talk. Well, Putin's locker room, but still
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After the spanking the Sens gave the Pens in game 3, look for the Pens to return the favor. Or will Fluery wilt like yesterday's flower? Phil & Gino drop the gloves on the bench? Sid admit he liked getting spanked? NTTAWWT Songs at 8 pm ET then HOCKEY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what researchers are calling "The Charlie Sheen effect", sales of HIV testing kits nearly doubled after the actor announced he was HIV+ , though that may have been attributable just to former partners of his getting themselves checked out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All that nuclear testing in the Cold War may have f*cked up space, and not in the good way
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Student banned from university's wi-fi for illegally downloading: A) Test answers. B) Porn. C) The movie Chicken Run
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Foot Locker 1Q earnings exhibits fallen arches
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
No. No. No. You don't understand. The shredded fried chicken is in the pickle. Don't you get it? It's INSIDE THE PICKLE
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn chicken out of debate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Make Saudi Arabia Arms Deals Great Again By Calling Up Lockheed Martin CEO And Asking For A Discount" just doesn't make as good of a bumper sticker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toby Keith, singer of 9/11 revenge song "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue," will bravely take fight to hijackers' homeland by playing concert for a male-only crowd of Saudi royalty and oil executives
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shocked after Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway cancels appearance on his show shortly after the appointment of the Special Counsel
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Brave Fox News Tucker Carlson goes where no other reporter will go, the bowels of Penn Station restrooms in NYC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Although Adam Jones' story of Boston racism was backed up by numerous other players who experienced the same including CC Sabathia, David Price, Jackie Bradley, Jr., Barry Bonds, .... Apparently Curt Schilling thinks he's still lying
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like the pilots' union picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
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Wed May 17, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Firefighter sitting in pickup truck at gas station gets picked up by tornado, goes for a flight, lands on front bumper, walks away with minor scratches. Ta da
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, with Chase in custody Ollie finally thinks he can beat him at checkers only to discover Chase is playing Grand Theft Auto IV. (CW 8ET)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ryon Healy's upper-deck homer smashed a fan's phone, and the A's offered to replace it. That baseball racked up some serious roaming charges
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's GOP wall of protection just cracked big time as first Republican congressman floats the idea of impeachment
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Trump isn't playing 8-D Chess. Or 3-D chess. Or chess. At this point, he's playing Checkers... and tossing the board aside when he's losing and accusing the other player of cheating
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A list of the 25 best-paid hedge fund managers shows they made a combined $11 billion last year, with the top earner pocketing $1.6 billion-despite the fact that more than half had returns lower than what an S&P index fund would have yeilded
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(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel shocked that Trump aides thought the Western Wall was in the West Bank. Really, have you been paying attention to these people at all?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
In Canada, raising crickets for human consumption has been increasing in popularity
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man attacked by giant penis. Suspect described as white, about 6ft tall, with a shaved head
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even hackers have better customer service than Comcast
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
His date texted during 'Guardians of the Galaxy' so he sued for the $17 cost of the ticket
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force has picked three light attack planes for trials. Will anything actually come of this? Who farking knows?
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Hypable)
 
 
 
Hackers have apparently seized "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" & are threatening to post it online unless Disney pays off in Bitcoin. East India Trading Company unavailable for comment
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Maybe you misheard. I said, 'ticket, please,' not 'assbeating, please'"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed by the critics of the Instagram video of her dancing in a thong (Article is SFW but there is a link to the Instagram page that is Not safe for work but you already clicked the link, didn't you)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV dinners allowed women to reduce their chore time from 4 hrs in the 1960s to 45 mins today - they really can't be beat. "I have never plucked a chicken and perhaps my children will never chop salad. All this saves time - serious amounts of time"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to win a beauty pageant. Maybe a nuclear scientist, though
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's Day hockey thread, where we have Game 2 of the Predators and Ducks. Can Nashville go up 2-0 or does Anaheim have tricks up its sleeves to even the score? The puck drops at 7:30 pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Something you don't read every day: Florida woman attacked by a camel at Jefferson Davis' last home
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the new California law which requires bookstores to keep records of all autographed books? Well, the plot thickens
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Use a plastic bat to defend your kid from a crazy attacking goose? That's a fowl ticket
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who knew rocket science could be so complicated?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The British respect one thing above all: British pop musicians; ergo, a Brexit fallout event will feature many of the country's biggest stars, including Bob Geldof and Jarvis Cocker
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYPD working hard to figure out which transit cop drew a penis on a traffic ticket
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Girls' school head leaves helpful note for parents as she leaves. You're a bunch of slackers who let your brats run wild. And you back up your brats rather than punish them because you're a bunch of slackers. Now, I'm outta here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US and China reach access deals over delicious cows and chickens
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Cubs "superfan" Ronnie 'Woo Woo' Wickers kicked out of Wrigley Field. Could this be the beginning of 'The Curse of the Man That Smells Like a Goat'?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Barney the cocker spaniel has ridden 64,000 miles on two wheels
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Thu May 11, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will James Harden flail his way to a Game 7? Does Manu Ginobili have any more magic left? How snarky will Pop's presser be? Game 6, Spurs at Rockets, 8 pm on ESPN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Broncos season-ticket holders outraged over being 'weeded out' by team" in the first headline ever involving Colorado and weed that doesn't have anything to do with marijuana
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, I might release my taxes... after I leave office. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket... after I leave office. My dopey followers will believe anything
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man killed by fire hydrant after being sucked under car. At least he died with a smile on his face
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(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
12 years ago today, Leeroy Jenkins single handedly stormed his way into internet history. As the debate continues on whether it was staged or not, one thing remains certain: Leeroy loves his chicken
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(Time)
 
 
 
"When the chicken arrives, [Trump] is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream, instead of the single scoop for everyone else"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
White House claims "they tricked us" when the guy with a camera in the Oval Office introduced to all as Sergei Lavrov's photographer turned out to be a photographer
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's new CEO tells staff to "make mistakes" and not be cautious. Apparently he hasn't recently checked their product line up
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(Space News)
 
 
 
SpaceX successfully tests primary stage of Falcon Heavy rocket, bringing us one step closer to a return to the moon
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Putin reacts to Comey's firing by Trump... then shrugs it off, dons his gear and scores 7 goals for his hockey team
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Well by the end of the night there will be two teams making plans for the Conf. Finals & two making tee times. Two Game Sevens tonight - Pens/Caps @ 7:30pmET and Ducks/Oil @ 10:00. This is what playoff hockey is all about, join us to the right. SUP
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Macron campaign faked out hackers by planting alluring data in "honeypot" accounts. Click the comments to read an exchange between Trump's psychiatrist and dope dealer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother goose nests on couple's balcony - apparently a hockey fan: "We put an iPad out on the deck so she could watch the Oilers game...she hissed at the Ducks"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arcade group says that ticket and claw games will no longer be "rigged". You can totally trust them this time. Pinky swear
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley comments that with all the NBA playoff blowouts on TNT, he's been catching hockey during studio breaks. "Thank god for the NHL playoffs"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Kourtney Kardashian, and I totally loves me some Popeye's Fried Chicken. It's the best, so we just randomly stopped off and got some." #totallynotapaidendorsement #Iamnotashill #nothisisn'tacommercial
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carefully hand-picked crowd rips into Congressman at town hall, begging the question, "Who owned who?"
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(NBA)
 
 
 
The Rockets head to San Antonio to take on the Spurs. Round 2, Game 5 of the Western Conference Playoffs @ 8:00 pm ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump mocked for poorly photoshopping his own tweet into his Twitter header. To be fair, he could just be practicing for cyber warfare with Iran
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran will finally be knocked out of the #1 spot on the UK charts by whatever Kasabian is
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In update to their customer service policies, United now willing to cancel your ticket if you record their employees during public dispute
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Get an inside look at Cubs manager Joe Maddon's insanely tricked-out RV ... is that a washer/dryer?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So let's look back to 1966 when Frank Robinson once took a Luis Tiant fastball 541 feet straight out of Memorial Stadium. Mickey Mantle impressed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon is being checked for testicular cancer, hopes he can take his ball and go home
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Due to anti-vaccination fervor, chickenpox is back in Southern California. Hopefully no-one will die but so what if they do. As long as we got our anti-science way, that's all that counts
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Mark "Club Trillion" Titus is rooting for the Rockets, because another Cavs-Warriors finals would be like "Godfather III," a blatant cash grab after two of the greatest stories ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oops, my bad. We cool now though, right? No charges or anything?" *furiously stuffs crisp million dollar bribes into PAC pockets*
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the bucket full of lies the GOP is telling everyone about their health care replacement bill: No. 1 - An $880 billion dollar cut to Medicaid won't result in millions losing coverage. Yeah, I didn't say they were good lies
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tiny house village opened for homeless people, allowing them to finally experience the joys of being mocked for being millennials
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Palmer Report on the Trump-Russia scandal, Version 2.0 (Warning, 17 sourced and fact checked pages)
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Sun May 07, 2017
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Wednesday begins his godly recruitment drive in Chicago as Shadow plays checkers with Czernobog as the Zoryas watch, the new gods waiting in the wings in "The Secret of Spoons." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on Starz
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Illegally trafficked cigarettes now have a higher profit margin than cocaine, heroin, marijuana or guns"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The California legislature in its endless quest for more tax revenues plans to tax rocket launches from the state (Vandenberg AFB/Mohave spaceport). No word on if SpaceX has to pay for the return trip of its 1st stage
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(wccftech)
 
 
 
Intel: don't bother overclocking your brand new unlocked Core i7-7700K processor. If you wanted to overclock, you should have gone with AMD
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is it me, or did Trump just end the war on drugs and focus his 'Drug Czar' on serious addictions - like opiods? You'd think many on the left would cheer this news but ::Crickets:
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Fri May 05, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
People should not get health insurance and should instead pay for medical care out-of-pocket the same way they do for other necessities of life such as the new World of Warcraft expansion that lets you play as a panda
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
1st large Chinese-made passenger jet just took off on its maiden flight. Tickets to go on sale in 2019
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese shocked to discover that having several generations form romantic relationships with anthropomorphic pillows, life-like dolls, and multi-tentacled animatronic succubi has had an adverse impact on population growth
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
FBI: We're shocked one country would try to influence another country's election. CIA: No comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I've always wondered how much House Republicans know about the American Collegiate Hockey Association
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The only hope for hockey tonight is at the Madison Square. Rangers of the Empire State look to force a series tie with the Senators from Ottawa. Songs of their peoples at 7:30 pm ET. May the Game 4 be with you
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You ever laugh so hard at a TV show you choked and knocked yourself unconscious? This Australian MP has
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Customs: Anything to declare? Man: Those aren't my sealed buckets full of snakes
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is broke but happy after manager who had one hand in her pocket sentenced to 6 years in prison for theft
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bridj, an on-demand bus service backed by Ford, is shutting down. Apparently people were not thrilled with an idea that combines all the comfort of Greyhound along with the drivers' attitudes of Uber
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
On this episode of Wicked Tuna Jimmy needs a new liver after contracting Hep A
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Lawmakers outraged after being tricked into honoring KKK member. In all fairness, though, they were Tennessee lawmakers, so the "trickery" may have involved using two-syllable words and hiding the crayons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1958 Volksrocket
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of chicken
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Athletic commission might remove some old track and field records because of doping concerns. MLB puts hands in pockets, walks away whistling
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Forget fixing the economy, try fixing the concert ticket industry
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad pranks his two teen daughters by sending them into the auto parts store for 'Blinker Fluid ' and a 'Bucket of Steam'. However the real joke is the dad wearing a Detroit Lions cap
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Tyson announces switch to antibiotic free chicken, face tattoo staying though
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Enormous dinosaur discovered in museum. No word if it had to buy extra tickets to get in
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Despite successful team on the field, Yankees set New Yankee Stadium attendance low with fewer than 26,000 at Monday night's game. Seems true fans found it hard to liquidate their Berkshire Hathaway shares to pay for tickets
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Remains of 20 coyotes found - roadrunner spotted snickering behind nearby shrub
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wondering why we didn't get that graveyard sex scene in the series premier of American Gods? Shadow was cock blocked by Neil Gaiman himself
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Live from Riga, NBC present Premiere League Goat Go Fast Contest. Will Jānis bad trounce Inga? Will Marija fast step Līga? *SIGNAL LOST* Fine, we'll show hockey instead, Pens/Caps and prayers for the meteor @ 7:30pm ET. APKLUSTI, PIERRE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo's Fact Checker tallies up President Trump's first 100 days: 488 lies with four days having 20 or more lies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House launches "Hugely Bigly Computers and Phones and Stuff Task Force", and Trump appoints himself leader but will really just be a puppet of shadow super hacker Barron von Trump, who is an expert at cyber
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Credit cards, ATMs could now be obsolete in India by 2020. Mostly because they could never design an ATM that could take two chickens and a goat
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook tracked teenagers' anxiety, sold it to advertisers. When confronted, they promised to "do better"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Space Nerds: We'd like a 3ft tall Saturn V rocket with everything, please. Lego: Will this do? Space nerds: Hell yeah
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(UPI)
 
 
 
131,000 pounds of chicken patties sold at Costco recalled for plastic contamination. The good news is that 131,000 pounds of chicken at Costo means only three boxes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"But new information shows that Clinton had a much bigger problem with voters who had supported President Barack Obama in 2012 but backed Trump four years later." If people just read PolTab, they wouldn't need to pay for this groundbreaking research
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(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
Hawk Harrelson calls long six in Indian Premier League. 7 wickets for the good guys
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trafficker caught with 12 pounds of cocaine claims she thought the package was headphones. She is white and attractive though so some might believe her
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Fords start up front, but the big dumb head of the NASCAR Gold Plated Monster Cables Cup Series will make sure either a Toyota or Johnson win when the checkers fall at Richmond International Raceway's Toyota Owners 400, 1:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time you didn't get a ticket when you deserved one
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Hacker releases Orange is the New Black episodes because Netflix wouldn't pay his extortion fee
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Steakhouse locked in feud with vegan strip club. It's not Mad Libs, it's Portland
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Jimmy Johns employee is remarkably calm during armed robbery. Might be because the idiot with the gun has the slide locked open so it can't fire
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Spectrum to former Time Warner customers; We checked, and it turns out you weren't paying enough for your cable, so we're just gonna go ahead and cut off most of your channels without warning, ok?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Before calling 911 for a police dog to recover your stolen heroin, check your pockets
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
$25 raffle ticket could win you an entire Australian pub and $30,000 cash. I'll drink to that
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Terror suspect Jihad-blocked when his family drops a dime on him
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How SETI success hinges on getting our ducks in a row and locating 'New Quackers'
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual to find chicken on a subway sandwich it is a tad unusual to find one or two on the subway
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Russian man receives the longest-ever prison sentence in the U.S. for hacking. Ironically, the sentence for any American conspiring with Russian hackers is four years in the White House
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How all the Mars-bound rockets stack up. Oh My
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Tue April 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's fun with math question: How much will a $15 bucket of fried chicken cost in Australia after you run a red light?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Three NBA Western Conference Game 5s tonight including Jazz at Clippers, Thunder at Rockets, and Grizzlies at Spurs. Eastern Conference teams rest up to be manhandled by Lebron. Starting at 8:00 pm ET
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