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500 headlines found matching 'CKE'
Wed July 30, 2014
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cop stops driver to give him a speeding ticket, settles for heart attack instead
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you thought British drivers sucked before, just wait 'til January
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(111)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Hey General, is that a 3D printed warhead in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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(13)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
The 20 least profitable companies include four stores you never shop in, a radio broadcasting company you hate, an airline you'll never fly again and a cable TV provider that drove you into the arms of Netflix. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Throwing out the first pitch at a Detroit Tigers game, Jack White shows why he picked up a guitar instead of a baseball when he was a child
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I've squatted before and I'll squat again. By the way, thanks for the 40 Grand Kickstart suckers
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(142)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Break out the Hot Pockets: TV Land has picked Jim Gaffigan's pilot to series
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I hereby swear to conduct my banking activities in an ethical manner consistent with the interests of my clients, then go home to bang my wife, Morgan Fairchild, whom I've seen naked. Yeah that the ticket
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(16)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously OK, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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(153)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley offers to pay for the funerals of the three Philadelphia children who were killed by a carjacker while selling fruit at a fruit stand
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(42)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
"I've been killing them for 57 days," said Hill. "I was saving them in a 5-gallon bucket, since then it's gone out with the trash. I was going to take it down there and show them, this is what I'm living with" (gross image warning)
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(61)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Remember the magical warlock who convinced kids to have sex with him by promising to bring their dead parents back to life? Well, he got his ass kicked in jail today
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(123)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
At least thirteen people shocked to learn that sometimes it really does rain in southern California
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cruise line: Do you want traveler's insurance? Family: No. Cruise line: Are you sure? It's $4,000, no refunds without it. Family: We're sure. Cruise line: OK, here's your tickets. Family, two weeks before cruise: OMG WHY WON'T YOU REFUND OUR MONEY?
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(178)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Weekend Chicago Shooting Tracker, and things were relatively quiet this weekend, with only nineteen people getting shot, though once again a child was the victim of indiscriminate gang violence in Chiraq
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(84)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars unveil world's largest HD display. The team hopes to find out what it's like to be blacked out in their own stadium
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(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you leave your kid home alone, you get in trouble. If you leave your kid in a locked car, you get in trouble. So sometimes you're forced to take your kid with you when you go out to sell some drugs. "He doesn't know what's going on"
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(23)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if you're the Queen of Soul, if you order a hamburger at Johnny Rockets to go, you damn well better go
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(69)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Georgia State Patrol threatens to ticket slow drivers for blocking fast lane
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(265)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street does not play chicken after El Pollo Loco launches long awaited IPO
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(14)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
""My saddest photo yet, From #ISS we can actually see explosions and rockets flying over #Gaza & #Israel"
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(45)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: Chubby Checker, HP settle penis size app trademark suit
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He's a giant chicken, I tell you
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congress blocked from editing Wikipedia for a week for failing to properly provide citations that Donald Rumsfield is, in fact, a lizard person
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(24)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There once was a bomb from Nantucket
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(26)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In celebration of Detroit's birthday Farkers Ticker and Entropy put together this little video and it's pretty damn good. Happy 313th. Keep on keepin on
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(31)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Yadier Molina breaks unwritten rule of baseball by having his third base coach give his brother Jose crackers
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(18)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Leaving babies in the car. New Hotness: Leaving your mom locked in the car
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin finally gets her name at the top of the ticket
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(277)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China's censors seem to have banned internet reports about a giant inflatable toad floating in a Beijing park, amid mockery on social media comparing it to ex-president Jiang Zemin" (pic)
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(23)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
It's been a while since we checked in on Matt Leinhart, let's see what he's up to now
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old Bay. Donut. Fried Chicken. Sandwich
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(59)
 
(Your4State)
 
 
 
Biggest thing I ever choked as a teenage boy was a chicken
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian mayor dies after being ATTACKED BY WASPS
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey sucked and she admits it
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(134)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials: Look, we have no "direct link" between Russia and the Russian-built missile fired by Russian-backed rebels in a former Russian-ally, but we're working on it
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(62)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Achievement Unlocked: 45 cows killed by single lightning strike
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(61)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A flock of 400 quail, 21 pheasants, 19 partridges, seven chickens, two pigeons and a parrot sounds delicious until you realize they were being kept in one house
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
12 year old girl who was attacked by friends has been receiving cards with homemade 'purple hearts,' opens one card with an actual Purple Heart Medal
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(60)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rocker Tom Petty: 'No one's got Christ more wrong than the Christians'
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(133)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought the whole thing with the Utah ex-AGs couldn't get stranger, well enter internet hacker
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(12)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you can't top the original headline: "Workers sickened by gas leak at Boulder burrito company"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From deep in the heart of Russia, Snowden wants to rally hackers "to spur development of easy-to-use technologies to subvert government surveillance programs around the globe" that Russian agencies couldn't POSSIBLY want to use themselves
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the A) Bull or B) Bear or C) Crazy Chicken descend on Wall Street this week?
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(9)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Nickel back sucks, Germans get off by Gotze, and murderous amoeba: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/13 - 7/19
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline passenger attacked with a bottle of bourbon. Police immediately check the proof
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(19)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
System locked. A)bort? R)etry? C)ause massive conspiracy theory to be launched with a typo?
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(39)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Three words that will haunt your Monday: Fried Chicken Oreos
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(35)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie hockey team suddenly very grateful they couldn't afford plane tickets
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(7)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran given ticket for owning 14 therapeutic pet ducks, asks city to put the $150 fine on his bill
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(167)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop this persnickety preparation
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(26)
 
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
For less than a million dollars, scientists can hack prairie chicken genes to de-extinct the heath hen
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(24)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Today lists the celebrity-backed craft beers and brews up a nice review of the latest offering from Drew Curtis, Wil Wheaton and Greg Koch
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(1)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Wanna create an off-the-hook Guy-talian dish? With the Guy Fieri Dish Generator, you can book your own ticket to Flavortown, bra
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(73)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Dungeons & Dragons turns forty this year, still locked in adolescence
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(97)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your Weekly Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows you just how many people were taken down by gun violence over the weekend. Looks like the North Side was the place to avoid this weekend
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(178)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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Sat July 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Horrifying video of huge dog locked in a life or death battle with a vicious cat. There can be only one cute pet
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(33)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You might want to rethink which pocket you keep your phone in after seeing this
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(26)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia-backed rebels are no longer shooting when international observers approach, but won't allow access to MH17 crash site until they finish looting
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(212)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
FL GOP to judge: So I know you said the districts we drew make a mockery of the democratic process and all, but it's gonna take us... say, two years to redraw them, so we're cool using them until then right?
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(135)
 
(The British Open)
 
 
 
It's Saturday at the Open Championship. Can Dustin Johnson overcome the rain and catch McIlRoy? It doesn't matter. Discuss how ESPN keeps the camera locked on Tiger who's only trailing by 14 strokes to enter the day
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know the passengers on that Malaysian airliner were already dead, right? And had been attacked by vampires?
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(84)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gaza peace negotiations marred by bad faith. Also, rockets, bomb strikes, mortars, etc
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(111)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Because the Middle East's oil supply has been getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts (looking at you, Iraq), the US shale revolution is picking up the slack like a champ
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(70)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mosquito borne viral disease that leaves its victims wracked with crippling joint pain for weeks is heading to the US. So yeah, we are pretty much boned
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good News: Danica McKellar is engaged. Bad News: Not to you
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(49)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A few corrections to the story of the mom who locked her kids in the car while getting her hair done. 1) She didn't get her hair done. 2) Kids were locked in by accident. 3) She went to get help. 4) Within 5 mins she had someone break her window
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to know if there is an enemy rocket heading your way? There's an App for that
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(24)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
An animated day in the life of a New York taxi, showing where individual NYC taxis picked up and dropped off their fares. It's more compelling than it sounds
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(21)
 
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
If you are *legally* being tracked by the FBI this is probably the breakdown of the device that is in your gas tank. (While it lasts)
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(54)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Quickmeme)
 
 
 
How many doors does a chicken coop have?
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(24)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Is North Korea's trigger-happy, rocket-launching hand twitchy because China's top leader is visiting South Korea?
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The FBI tracked down an 86-year-old man because he took a picture of the famous painting of Ho Chi Minh in Dorchester, MA
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(92)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoo animals, including gorillas, are now routinely dosed with Haldol, Valium, Klonopin, Zoloft, Paxil, Xanax, Buspar, Prozac, Ativan, Versed, Mellaril, and beta-blockers to make them less wild animal-y
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(42)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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(22)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man is shocked, SHOCKED that a TSA agent told him his legal and up-to-date District of Columbia driver's license wasn't a valid form of identification. And he was even more shocked that the TSA agent didn't know where the District of Columbia is
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(150)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Marine pledges to leave no man behind, including a ballsy Afghan combat interpreter who ticked off the Taliban
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(34)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Some guy in Florida is going to be mad when he finds out the bomb squad blew up his chicken head in a ceramic bowl artwork
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(37)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
This just in: Nickel back sucks
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(49)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Police believe the naked man who attacked them, jumped on cars, broke windows, tried to go in to a random house and had to be tased to be subdued might have been having a narcotic-induced reaction.That's some fine police work there
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(22)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cancels Sam and Cat, paving the way for Jennette McCurdy's eventual porn career
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(190)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenage boy kept wondering why people kept telling him to stop standing up on top of the double-decker bus. And then it hit him
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you attend a Christian university and decide to marry your lesbian partner, you best believe you will be expelled from school lickety split
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(154)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again to look at The Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows that out of the twenty-five people shot in Chicago over the weekend, only three died. Better average than on a normal weekend
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(73)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old woman who survived the Boston Marathon bombing was kicked out of TJ Maxx because she wouldn't comply with a new company policy saying all service dogs had to be put in a shopping cart
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(206)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
But I got a good deal on the airline tickets from Craigslist
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(31)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
What the boot camp scene in "Full Metal Jacket" would look like if you were on LSD. Not safe for work language
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(27)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know those "Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president" bumper stickers the VA GOP disavowed all responsibility for? Well for something they had absolutely nothing to do with, they certainly have lots of them to give out at their HQ
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(198)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Emma Watson in a bra top and see through skirt and you've already clicked the link. No one is reading this. I can do whatever I want. FARK BELONGS TO ME
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(137)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Panda Express is now selling orange chicken burritos, finally bridging two cuisines that have no business meeting: terrible Chinese fast food and terrible Mexican fast food
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(128)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Attention Miami Heat fans: Instead of burning your LeBron jerseys, exchange them for Minor League season tickets
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(41)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
I said, WOMAN KICKED OUT OF BRAD PAISLEY CONCERT FOR BREASTFEEDING BABY (w/video)
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(119)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hiring managers are shocked to learn that when you write unreasonable job descriptions while lowering salaries, it's pretty hard to fill available openings
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The VA GOP would like you to know that it is absolutely NOT behind all those 'Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President' bumper stickers appearing all across the state
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(209)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Is that a rocket on your launch pad or are you just happy to see me?
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(7)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So many people are being attacked in cases of "river rage" while punting along the canals of one British city that stab vests are now becoming mandatory for boaters (pics)
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(56)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cheetah and dog celebrate first birthday at Dallas Zoo and... you already clicked the link for spotted cat and labrador cuteness
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(40)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
20 misconceptions about sex: Subby is shocked to learn that his 10.5 inch long EEE wide penis doesn't correlate to his shoe size
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(115)
 
(Star 101.3)
 
 
 
San Francisco residents eager to shake their batons at Castro district's cocked and loaded cop
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding mum kicked out of public swimming pool because she might taint the water with her breast milk
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(95)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson's mastery of the backwards flop even impresses NBA players (w/video)
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(14)
 
(Listverse)
 
 
 
If you want to step outside your comfort zone, go skydiving. If you want to forget you ever had a comfort zone, buy a ticket to China. Canned air, live vending machine crabs, and tea picked in the mouths of virgins---China is just insane
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Douche who sucker-punched a dog walker and put him in the hospital in Midtown Manhattan caught in Jersey after chase (w/pic of said douche)
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gay canon blocked from job. No word if the homosexual howitzer or the lesbian mortar will be allowed to work
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(33)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
There are an estimated 22.68 million people in Australia. And 54 of those bought a copy of Robin Thicke's new album
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(39)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five annoying ways the internet fools you into clicking crap. By Cracked
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(60)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, who may have lied about Senator Menendez based on information obtained from Cuban Intelligence, says that Senator Menendez is lying about Carlson lying. We get it, you're both liars
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(24)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Everybody mocked you when you put money on a scoreline for Germany vs. Brazil that the bookies didn't even have on the chart, but who's laughing now?
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: Infertile cocks lead to soaring chicken prices
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(11)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Some of the children crossing into the U.S. illegally brought gifts with them. Gifts like scabies, measles, chicken pox, TB, chiclets
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(208)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Argentina wins the right to get its ass kicked by the Germans in the World Cup finale
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe says he has no plans to ever play Harry Potter again, though to be fair, the Brinks truck hasn't yet been backed up to his door
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In honour of Robin Thicke, five would-be blockbuster albums by big-name musical acts that stiffed. Apparently no one in 2001 realized Mick Jagger had released a new solo LP except for Keith Richards, who likened it to "Mein Kampf"
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Consorting with Cuban intelligence makes Tucker Carlson defensive, unleash the "Bow-Tie of DOOOOOM"
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(28)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Relationship experts say that having sex on the first date is often like two Dickens novels - Great Expectations and Hard Times
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(25)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Americans embrace 'Chirps,' a healthy snack food made out of crickets
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(128)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Student found trying to smuggle €20000 in her knickers for Syrian rebels. Knickers. Giggity
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(20)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
iPhone slips out of farmer's pocket in Oklahoma, gets loaded onto a ship in Lousiana, arrives in Japan, is returned to Oklahoma after eight-month journey. Ta-da
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(25)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
More than 200 people enter contest to write new Swiss national anthem after existing one criticized as being "too solemn" and mocked as "the Swiss weather report" because of its mentions of the Alps, morning skies and misty valleys
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson may have smeared Sen. Robert Menendez with a story concocted by Cuban intelligence
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(45)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This just in: Senators are clueless about agencies they oversee. Color me shocked
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Israel contemplates invasion of Gaza as revenge for rocket attacks which were revenge for killing of militants which was revenge for killing of teenagers which was revenge for something else. Or as they refer to it in the region, Tuesday
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(264)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Minor league hockey team unveils 'Flat Stanley' version of their mascot for people to print out and take pictures of in random places. What could possibly go wrong?
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(40)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What your packed lunch says about you. Besides the fact that you're too poor to go eat lunch somewhere
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(220)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a view to help develop an appreciation of cricket...from a GoPro on the batsmen's helmet
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You just don't know what you're getting when you buy Chinese produce. For example, this one packet of porcini mushrooms contained three species unknown to science
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(84)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Bad news, honey. Hackers remotely turned off my birth control chip and now I'm pregnant"
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(65)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee of all people comes out and says that Todd Akin is not only ignorant and wrong, but an embarrassment to conservatives everywhere. Just kidding. He says Akin was attacked for being a good Christian
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(121)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, sometime TF'er, former top-10 "hacker" & Wikileaks reverse whistleblower Adrian Lamo is doing a Reddit AMA live as of this posting
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(171)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Disney announces 'Star Wars: Episode VII' production hiatus, buries the news in press release about two actors being picked in open casting call
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(60)
 
(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently; we're letting a wild, chicken sized bird pick which side wins the senate. Hell, it'd probably do a better job picking than the rest of us
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not rocket science...no wait, it is
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(8)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Attention passengers, everything on the flight is normal, except for the fact that the captain has intentionally locked the co-pilot out of the cockpit
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(36)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Answer: Because no hockey player in their right mind wants to go to Hillbilly Central
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(38)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Not news: A Culver's restaurant in Wisconsin burns down. News: Instead of firing the staff the owner pays $144,000 out of his own pocket to keep his staff while rebuilding. Fark: And only asked them to use the time to volunteer in the community
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HOW tiny will LOLTNT make the race during its "commercial-free" coverage? HOW awful will the start be with the usual bottom four qualifiers somehow qualifying in the top four? It's the Firecracker 400, live from Daytona, 7:30PM ET on TNT
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(142)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Would you believe me if I told you that, while being 11% of the town's population, black people got 22% of the traffic tickets?
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(118)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to recreate the classic Coppertone girl pose with her own daughter at the beach is shocked, SHOCKED that Facebook would ban her for 24 hours and remove the photo saying it was considered pornographic
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finish this limerick: There once was a hurricane in Nantucket
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(40)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Family of Yankee fans has a father named Casey, brothers named Mickey, Roger and Andy. News: Children named Jeter, Yogi and Maris
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(28)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday America, tonight we swap fireworks in the sky for fireworks on the track, the Firecracker 250 presented by Subway at Daytona International Speedway Coverage at 7:30pm on ESPN2
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(222)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke's follow-up album to Blurred Lines is crashing so hard, he'd sell more out of the trunk of his car to startled tourists in a weekend than he's doing in all the nation's record stores
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr, hockey's Abe Vigoda, outlasts another one: Alexei Kovalev calls it a career after 24 years. In other news, Kovalev was still playing. Somewhere. Allegedly
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(22)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Chicken is better than beef because CLIMATE CHANGE
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(119)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Trying to get an unused plane ticket refunded after the death a family member? Watch out for the numerous dead ends
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man: I want a new haircut to impress a younger woman. What are all the kids getting these days? Barber: Oh, they're having their hair styled into giant square blocks. *snicker* Man: LET'S DO THIS
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(102)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Would you go through the pain of commuting to the airport, going through security, then changing the departure date of your flexible ticket just so you could eat the free slop in the business lounge? Would you do it 35 times?
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"We expect sewers to get blocked with fats or baby wipes, but not tennis ball. How on earth people managed to flush quite so many tennis balls I don't know, but this is just one example of amazing things we find blocking the sewers"
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(42)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Chicken rescued from street outside a branch of KFC 'not in great condition', although not fried or inside a bucket
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It takes a brave NY Daily newser to go to Belgium only to get knocked around, booed, have beer thrown at you, and then get smothered by Belgian hotties after your U.S. team gets eliminated by them
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(6)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NASA signs deal with Boeing to build the most powerful rocket EVER, will be able to take us to infinity and BEYOND. Okay, maybe to Mars
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(58)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
These urban explorers see one infiltration of Neverland Ranch and raise it by a mothballed fleet of warships and two US rocket testing sites
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(51)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Jockey arrested for driving away from a traffic stop with a sheriff's deputy clinging onto his truck
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serial sex attacker stalks Tulsa. Norman left wondering if it wasn't pretty enough
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(43)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anti-piracy music industry site hacked, turned into Pirate Bay proxy
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(30)
 
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
A guy who writes about the Columbus Blue Jackets predicts what cities will have hockey teams. Quebec gets Florida, Seattle poaches Phoenix, Bettman bets on Vegas and expands to Portland. And Columbus stays. Unbelievable
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(48)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man attacked with bird feeder in Pennsylvania after "refusing to party"
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(25)
 
(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
"911 what's your emergency?" "I saw a woman get carjacked" "Sir, did the suspect have a gun?" "No, he threw her out of her car and stole it" "That's a robbery" "Can you send a cop now?" "Let's further debate the meaning of robbery vs. carjacking"
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(54)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Microsoft Technet)
 
 
 
Microsoft: That's a nice domain business you have there. It would be a shame if we took over your domain to stop hackers. No-IP.com: How about no? Microsoft: COURT ORDERED TAKEDOWNED
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(148)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
VH1's planned Twitter Q&A with Robin Thicke becomes a flood of questions calling out his misogyny, including "On a scale of R. Kelly to Phil Spector, how do you intend to 'Get Her Back?'"
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(58)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Delta Airline employee embezzles $22 Million, or about one day's worth of checked bag fees
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(54)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
NASA chief visiting California rocket factory today in theatrical bit about how the US is supposedly serious about sending people to space again
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(60)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does mole Navarro really think this is going to end well even if he makes it to Chloe's boyfriend? Who will Chloe open her sockets and ports for; Jack, her bad boyfriend, or both? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread, 9pm on Fox
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(245)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The original draft of Toy Story was a road-movie buddy comedy between a one man band toy and a ventriloquist's dummy, and when Woody finally made it to the script he was a jerk who kicked slinky dog and pushed Lunar Larry out he window
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(21)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you really need to call someone, 1-800-COLLECT is still in business. On second thought, it is probably cheaper to just buy an airline ticket to their house
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(45)
 
(News 92 FM)
 
 
 
If you bought a lottery ticket at a Shell station in League City, TX in January, there are 12 million reasons you need to be in Austin tomorrow
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(12)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cop speeding while on a cell phone in wet conditions gets reverse pulled over by trucker with video camera and Guy Fawkes mask
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(45)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Why'd the 70-year-old man swim 4 miles through alligator-infested waters to cross the lake? It was "on his bucket list" of course
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(2)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Making a reference to Nickelback is now grounds for detainment and search in The War on Drugs™
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(65)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Science and the FDA have moved us one step closer to replacing wheelchairs with wicked robot exoskeletons like Ripley wore in 'Aliens.'
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you speak Quiche? The Justice Department wants you. Subby's fluent in Quesadilla and Hot Pockets; what do I get?
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Undertaker jailed for pocketing charity money donated by mourners. He just hasn't been the same since Brock Lesnar broke the streak
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(15)
 
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Quick heads up for Peeping Toms just getting started: When installing camera in women's locker room, make sure you're not recording yourself installing said camera in women's locker room
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(32)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Website glitch selling Black Sabbath and Arcade Fire tickets for £2.50 each - AND they're HONOURING THEM
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Those who said Hillary Clinton would be shot have been sacked. The sackers of the guy who said Hillary would be shot have also been sacked. We put this new GOP Llama in on very short notice and absolutely no budget
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Molson beer fridge will only open for people who can correctly sing Canada's national anthem. Wait, I didn't think the old Hockey Night in Canada theme had any words
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(37)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke has become the creepiest singer in music, though some would say he's always been that way
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(46)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Two men who tossed a winning lottery ticket take blaming someone else for your own stupidity to a whole new level
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(74)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man is attacked by a scorpion when he reached for a banana at Wal-Mart. In related news, Klaus Meine is working at Wal-Mart, and apparently he has banana-related anger management issues
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Which country, other than the hosts, sold the most World Cup tickets? More than Argentina, Germany and England combined. USA USA USA
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(99)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
BBC: "NYPD Twitter campaign 'backfires' after hashtag hijacked. Push sucks Pull blows BREAKING NEWS No nudity in latest episode of Game of Thrones MORE BREAKING NEWS IIIIII like testing"
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(10)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel management brings down the hammer on 73-year-old employee who gave away free muffin to a needy person
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(183)
 
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Spiffy: US Marine gets to caddy for Tiger Woods at Quicken Loans Pro-Am. Cool: Tiger lets him take the birdie putt on 17. Fail: He missed the 3-footer. Ooh-rah
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(18)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Is that a giant aquatic bug in your pocket, or are you glad to answer my call?
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(10)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
New restaurant sells chocolate fried chicken in case your adult diabetes want some little diabetes of their own
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(53)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again
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(46)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Okay hockey fans, the NHL Awards are live from Vegas @7:00ET... We can compare notes on the Hall of Fame selections too.. CBC & NBCSN
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(47)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars introduce "variable pricing" for tickets to home games, will charge from 20-40% more when good teams are in town, figures fans are willing to pay a premium to see what actual professional football looks like
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(50)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Thief forgets to log out of Facebook at victim's home. Gets checked in at jail
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(23)
 
(Some credit Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a tour inside the secret facility that prints your new smart-chip-enabled credit card? Make sure to turn in your cell phone and don your lab coat with no pockets
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NTSB releases Asiana crash report: "The pilot flying the plane was experienced, but lacked certain critical skills for guiding the aircraft," like how not to fly a perfectly healthy jumbo jet into a sea wall
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(95)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
So, that girl who was kicked out of KFC for being disfigured in a dog attack? Well, brace yourselves: the grandmother lied about the whole thing. No word if the family will return the $30,000 pledged by KFC
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(165)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How quickly will Catelyn Stark change her mind and continue the attacks after she seemingly succeeded in her goal? How many sockets will Chloe have to open to neutralize the drones? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm on Fox
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(228)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Carjackers thwarted by the bane of all teenagers: the dreaded manual transmission
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(226)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
'The Polish-American alliance is not worth anything...We will get a conflict with both Russians and Germans, and we're going to think that everything is great, because we gave the Americans a blowjob. Suckers. Total suckers.'
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(124)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers says Kristen Stewart threatened to sue her because of comments made by Rivers that alleged the only reason Stewart was famous was because she f*cked her way into a career
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(141)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In 2009, I spent a lot of time thinking about when and why it became commonplace to make fun of pandas and I realised that panda mockery is a relatively recent phenomenon"
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge: "You don't wanna vaccinate your kid? That's your 1st Amendment right. But the state's obligation to all the other kids means you won't be going to school during a chicken pox outbreak"
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(277)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops to Deceive Judges." Well, color me shocked, SHOCKED, that such a thing could happen in such a fine state
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(94)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what squirrels are saying? Biologists cracked the code
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Labour Party's Twitter account hacked. Owlarity ensues. Ya rly
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(48)
 
(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to have Mark Emmert Fan Appreciation Night: "During the game, fans will be permitted to move from their seat location designated by their ticket, subject to a one inning waiting period, if they desire a different view"
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(9)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Tea Party congressman and now former radio host Joe Walsh doesn't understand why he was kicked off the air and suspended from his own radio show in the middle of a live broadcast. See if you can figure out why
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(375)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former porn star to run for school board... and you've already clicked the link before I can say that the former porn star is a dude
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(39)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Couple who have spent a month in jail because they refused to sign the ticket they got for driving with an handwritten license plate say they are following "God's law." Odd, I don't remember "thou shalt not stand in line at the DMV" in Leviticus
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(144)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Investigative reporter discovers if you fight your red light camera ticket in the city's special red light camera court you might not get a fair trial, even though the city attorney spends several seconds considering your case
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(93)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Oakland A's left handed pitcher Drew Pomeranz picked a fight with the wrong chair, leaving him on the 15-day disabled list
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that a bus driver who claimed his Bible stopped two bullets from hitting him during a supposed 'hate attack', lied and actually shot and stabbed himself before making up the story
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(103)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
It's okay to reserve your table at a McDonald's as you step away for a moment by dropping a napkin onto it. But don't you dare put down a packet of tissues, a surgical mask, stethoscopes, or berets
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cuba confims the first six cases of patients sickened by the Chikungunya virus. The reaction from public health officals worldwide was "Wait, that can't possibly be a real thing can it? I mean, c'mon 'Chikungunya'? Really?"
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A closer look at the very special breed of suburbanite who spends $160 a month to rent chickens
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(59)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Popeye's announces it has spent $43 million buying its recipes for fried chicken and other menu items. In related news, Popeye's didn't own its own recipes
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(29)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian World Cup viewing center rocked by explosion. "Many" casualties reported
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(56)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: People are shocked, SHOCKED that a doctor would mislead them by promoting medications that would help people lose weight, but didn't. Fark: This 'doctor' is Dr. Oz
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(173)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chicken pot pie nuggets
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(31)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Passengers complain about arbitrary rules for carry on baggage. Airlines say it's just consistent with their arbitrary policies on ticket prices, delays, cancellations
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(71)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A new action-packed Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer has landed, with added Bradley Cooper raccoon
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(84)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker fondly recalls his days as a pro wrestling fan. If Vince Russo had known this, Hootie and the Blowfish would have been WCW World Tag Team Champions in the late 90s
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
That weird "Chicken Fat" song from Apple's iPhone ad was written by the composer of "The Music Man," sung by Robert Preston as a PSA for JFK's Council On American Fitness... and banned in Detroit
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(51)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The GOP unleashes its new early attack ad against Hillary. It involves a guy in a squirrel costume trying to sell you $5 bumper stickers that say "Another Clinton in the White House is nuts"
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(153)
 
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what's been killing zealous French mushroom pickers, and surprisingly it isn't mushroom farmers
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(58)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Dog with terminal cancer is checking off his bucket list items, though it may be difficult to meet the Queen of England and sniff her crotch
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(29)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Construction sign warning "Smurf Crossing Ahead" may have been hacked. Well, duh. Everyone knows Smurfs don't cross the road, they're burrowers
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hackers steal details of 650,000 customers from Domino's Pizza, demand $50,000 to return the data or they will post the names of people who pay money for Domino's horrible, horrible pizza
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(40)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Ikea's C&D letter against Ikeahackers, a site for people who like to hack Ikea furniture, attempting to shut the site down is, as a matter of law, steaming bullshiat"
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(29)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A journey on Amtrak's Coast Starlight, the last remaining full-service sleeper train in America. Basically it's an upscale Greyhound with fewer people travelling with live chickens as carry-on baggage
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(46)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He's a proud dad to Brenndon, 24, Taylor, 21, Christian, 21, Jonathan, 19, Alexandria, 18, Mackenzie, 16, Victoria, 15, Elisabeth, 13, Olivia, 11, Danielle, 9, Jeremiah, 7, Joshua, 5, Jordan, 4, Faith, 2, and Hope, 3 months and his clown car wife
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(208)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman and her dog attacked by deer shocked that Oregon hippies aren't cool with (deer) population control: "Their first response was not, 'are you OK?' but that I should have known better and the deer must have fawns nearby"
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(130)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nobody's buying sausage pizza anymore in NYC. The sausage slice has been replaced by buffalo chicken and pineapples, artichokes and ziti
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(148)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leftiest POTUS ever obviously in the pocket of Big Labor after ordering end to Pennsylvania transit strike
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(72)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT
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(479)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anaheim City Hall janitor arrested for hiding camera in women's restroom. Detectives described it as Mickey Mouse setup
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(17)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Thief pours acid on an ATM to crack it open. Police shocked by such a baseless attempt at robbery
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(31)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
FBI on the lookout for the "Vampire Trucker" who used fake teeth to appear like a vampire and sometimes filed his victims' teeth
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can send all your excess CO2 to the Buckeye state of Ohio
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(91)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Airbus tries to persuade Americans to buy its huge double-decker airliner. One analyst says the problem is that airlines just aren't cramming enough seats into it
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Students kicked out of dorms, forced to live in locker rooms. Wait, wasn't this the plot of a movie?
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(65)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Air Force base embroiled in controversy over two "Duck Dynasty" bumper stickers
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(108)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Finally, justice will be served. Romanian hacker indicted for his fiendish plot to unleash the paintings of George W. Bush upon an unsuspecting world
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(32)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Members of Congress not permitted to take pictures at: A) Air Force rocket launch B) Top Secret Weapons Facility C) Child Immigrant holding facility
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scienticians shocked to discover that cities with bike share programs have seen a rise in head injuries
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(92)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
David Brat, the man who vanquished Eric Cantor, is backed by shadowy Ayn Rand loving billionaires
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tying a rope around your waist and running down a cliff face may sound dangerous, but don't worry, this guy thought of every safety precaution. That's why he put a bucket on his head
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(54)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Scary: Iraqi refugee family in Albuquerque NM attacked in their home by a ski-mask wearing man who tore up their US citizenship papers and shouted anti-Muslim epithets at them. Ironic:They live in the US because they are Catholic and had to flee Iraq
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(184)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Website puts mechanical pencils through torture tests to determine which one is best. Unfortunately there is no advice about which one would look spiffiest with your plastic shirt pocket protector
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(33)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That unknown Tea party guy who knocked off Eric Cantor in the primary? I'm sure you will be shocked to learn that he is a " Christian Dominionist" who thinks the federal government is trying to turn us all into serfs
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(336)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons star linebacker Sean Weatherspoon goes on a jog with medical staff. Will now miss the entire 2014 season
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(25)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The 2014 College World Series brackets are out. There are 3 teams from Texas in the 8 team field.Try to avoid the 2 and BBQ, guys
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(25)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
So I want some fresh eggs....let's go to Rent The Chicken
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How Robert Heinlein changed from committed socialist to spittle-flecked, right-wing lunatic almost overnight
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(235)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
It's official: Yankee legends Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui will participate in annual Old-Timers Game at Yankee Stadium. Ask your grandpa how good they were back in 2000-dickety
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(23)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
School principal cancels entire summer reading list program, because it contains a book that has a "positive view of questioning authority" and "lauds hacker culture." Pick up that can, student
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(79)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you left a Lamborghini on fire in New Jersey, please come and sit in it before the police ticket it for being unoccupied
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(24)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Simple geography shows that long before Scottish rockers "The Proclaimers" walked 500 miles, much less 500 more, they would have bloody well drowned
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(68)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple working on Maps feature to help you find your car. Image also shows work on new feature to find hockey pucks
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(20)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Young's Twitter account was hacked and filled with porn, mostly of Southern Men and Cinnamon Girls
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(20)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney almost kicked Linda out of Wings but decided against it for some odd reason
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore consulate tells its citizens it will not get involved in cases such as them being unhappy with sexual services received from overseas prostitutes, racially-motivated buckets of fried chicken or to translate phrases for new tattoos
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(21)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Packers can finally get married, one screwed driver, and no one expects the Spanish Abdication: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/1 - 6/7
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(6)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pope prays for peace in the Mideast. Subby's praying for a three-way with Christina Hendricks and 1980's Teri Garr while wearing a chicken costume. Let's see which one happens first
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(77)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What a $10 million Stradivarius sounds like. Answer: better than most fiddles and would burn quicker than an accordion
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(56)
 
(Oregon Sports News)
 
 
 
The World Cup starts in a few days, and while a few insane soccer nuts could tell you the save percentage of the second string goalkeeper for Croatia, the rest of us could use a pocket guide. Fark has you covered
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(118)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan's chickens continue to come home to roost as terrorists launch sustained attack on airport in Karachi
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Say, we know that you're a Democrat and all, but if you'd help us keep Obamacare out of our state, we'll make sure you and your daughter get really cushy private jobs. Oh no. This is not a bribe. No not at all *snicker*"
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(87)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Irish boffins discover new Indonesian bird species, the Wakatobi flowerpecker. All in a day's work for a bird boffin
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(19)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bow tie enthusiast Tucker Carlson defends truck driver who critically injured Tracy Morgan and killed Jimmy Mack. Because sleep driving isn't always reckless, you guys
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(213)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can the nervous system be hacked? If so, let's just hope it doesn't use OpenSSL
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Girl tries out for football team as kicker. New hotness: Girl tries out for football team as defensive back. Redundant statement of the day "She doesn't take no very well"
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(31)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan negotiated with terrorists, just like Barack Obama. Unlike Obama, however, Reagan sucked at it
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(278)
 
(Portland Intelligencer)
 
 
 
City of Portland braces for filthy, disgusting, sickening naked human bodies. On bicycles. Lots of them
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former tennis champion's lawyers may argue it was love, but accusers find fault with him, claim girls he coached were too young to be good matches for him, and the racket where they played with his balls was clearly over the line
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Freebie and the Bean, 1974 - Two bickering cops (Arkin and Caan) need to bust a mobster while also protecting him from a hit. Trigger warning: 70s fashion
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(9)
 
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Ian McKellen: "Caption this." Challenge accepted
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(53)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kid who played a young Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights arrested for going 80 mph in a 35 zone and causing a multi-car wreck. Well, like the late-great Colonel Sanders said: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
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(19)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Just in time to be attacked by the liberals during the war on Christmas, it's the Duck Dynasty Bible
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(123)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Packers can finally get married
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(244)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill Is preparing for 'Star Wars: Episode VII' by having lightsaber fights with Mickey Mouse, apparently
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCain earns the rare and coveted "Upside-down Pinocchio" from the Washington Post fact checker for going Berghazi
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(88)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Senate to ease truckers' 70 hour a week work cap to 82 hours. Or, as Senators call 82 hours of work - a pretty good year
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(107)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi sheriff would like you to know that it's completely legal to be "locked in" a courthouse with a bunch of uncounted votes when you happen to work for one of the campaigns
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(92)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Dude makes, then somehow manages to eat, 12 lb monster burrito packed with over 9000 calories. In some parts of the world, this is also known as "food for a year"
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(21)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
PBS sold out to big business ages ago but we have to keep them clamped on the government teat because Mister Rogers said so back in 1968 when your dad's black-and-white TV picked up four channels
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(55)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of three arrested for drunk driving had three alcoholic jello shots in her pockets. There's always room for Jell-O
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(44)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
This five-minute short about a drug called "Mech" is already being developed into a full-length film, and submitter will be standing in line for tickets as soon as he clicks "Add Link"
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(29)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
The reviews are in for Kylie and Kendall Jenner's young adult novel and you'll be shocked... or not
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(43)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Either President Obama just got smacked down by the House GOP on the NASA budget, or President Obama just brilliantly trolled the House GOP on the NASA budget
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(46)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman's ticket to Hell upgraded to First Class
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Price of NY Rangers playoff tickets at Madison Square Gardens reaches $8,600. Yankees fans say that sounds about right if you include two hot dogs and a beer
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(49)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Tea Party official enters a county courthouse through a propped-open door hours after closing and ends up locked in. The courthouse also contained "election material," but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
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(186)
 
(Some Oreganja)
 
 
 
Honors student wrestler kicked out of prom & banned from graduation for being 'high' when he wasn't will get his own prom from radio station to go with his life lesson in Kafka
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(49)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Two months of intense, in your face, give it everything you've got hockey has brought us to this point. Will the Rangers bring The Cup home for a 20th anniversary party? Will the Kings have to play a full 28 games? The SCF start tonight @ 8pm ET
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(1061)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
State Rep. John Becker (R-Ohio) wants to ban IUDs because he considers them a form of abortion. "This is just a personal view. I'm not a medical doctor"
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(128)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proper training helps reduce pet shootings, though officials concede that is still no justification for a cocker spaniel owning a fully automatic assault rifle
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(54)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Mandela' screenwriter believes his movie failed because '12 Years A Slave' sucked up all the free floating black guilt that normally would have driven people to see his film
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(52)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Cleveland Indians "Ten Cent Beer Night" goes horribly wrong. "Fans threw rocks on the field, stormed the field, attacked the opposing team. Texas was awarded a forfeit." Ah, the good times
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(28)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dinosaur trafficker gets three months in prison where he will regularly confront the one dinosaur he doesn't want to meet, lickalotofass
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(12)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Yum Brands testing new banh-mi restaurant concept in Dallas, serving classic Vietnamese cuisine with same respect KFC gives fried chicken and Taco Bell gives tacos
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(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It is cheaper for Rangers fans to fly to LA and buy scalper tickets there than ponying up for Madison Square Garden games
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FBI scores a bogey against Phil Mickelson
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(18)
 
(Distractify)
 
 
 
You know when I first clicked on this link I was like "*sigh* here we go" but you know what? There are some positively awesome pictures in this collection. Seriously. Check it out
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(58)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Catholic Church comes up with novel new defense by saying one of their Priests wasn't "on duty" when he molested young boys. Police across the country are shocked they didn't come up with this first as a way to cover their asses when cops screw up
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(109)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
$170,000 Banshee from Grand Theft Auto goes up for sale, car-jackers turn to eBay
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(26)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
With a couple tweaks to an algorithm, Mark Zuckerberg could tilt an election-and the public would never find out
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(47)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
To help ease your hockey withdrawal until Wednesday check out this excellent Hockey Night in Canada montage featuring Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence." Come for the classic folk-rock, stay for the Henrik Lundqvist crazy eyes
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Family attacked by swarm of bees in Beeville
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(32)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
EPA plan for power plant emissions means Obama is making good on a campaign pledge. Unfortunately, it's the one where he said "electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket"
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(105)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maleficent has a magnificent showing at the box office, taking the #1 spot with $67 million. X-Men: Continuity Cleanse gets knocked to #2 with $32 million, and A Million Ways to Die in the West was flaccid at #3 with $16 million
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Park badly in Russia? Have a big sticker on your windshield
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(26)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seven things you never knew about Fawlty Towers, including how Manuel the waiter was actually knocked unconscious and set on fire by John Cleese during filming and why Basil the rat didn't appear with any of the real actors
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(41)
 
(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
Drinkers at an English pub shocked to see their latest guest was none other than Barry Manilow. And not a plastic mannequin
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British academic claims Americans are suckers for conspiracy theories because the country was founded on them. Yeah well, it's not hard to look beyond that mouthpiece and see who's really calling the shots here. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
FBI investigating Phil Mickelson for his hole-in-one stock buying strategies
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(19)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Early Douglas Adams draft of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy found in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'
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(67)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Crazy Cat Lady just unlocked the Get Them Back achievement
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the schools of Newark, NJ burned through $100 million with little to show for it, Zuckerberg and his wife decide to donate their next $120 million somewhere else
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(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Snowden: "I tried to warn them." NSA: "Here's a single email from Snowden that proves he's lying." Snowden: "What about all the other emails I sent?" NSA: (crickets)
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(171)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Police find 67-year-old Vietnam War veteran in broken down scooter. Do they: A) ticket him, B) tase him, or C) push him over a mile back to his home?
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Rangers have a 2nd chance to move on tonite. Can the Habs even it up? Will King Henrik step up and regain his crown? Will P.K. finally master the Back 1½ Somersault Pike? Will the Refs put the whistles away? Puck drops @8ET HOCKEY? OH HELL YEA
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(1107)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
M'athchomaroon. Hash yer dothrae chek asshekh? Just a little Dothraki we picked up with this phrasebook
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of American adults were hacked last year, the other 50% immediately promise to change their pa55word
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia demands western governments press Kiev to stop the fighting in Eastern Ukraine to avert "a catastrophe". And by "catastrophe" they apparently mean "our special forces getting their asses kicked all the way back to Moscow"
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(125)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Tickets to Hillary Clinton's speech are available for 66% off face value
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(26)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that someone broke in to her car and stole a oil painting of her late grandfather and a $50 playpen for her kid, after she left the car parked on a street she did not live on for about a week
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(27)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A opens its first restraunt in Canada. Gay man asked for comment, "Who cares? Chicken, NOM NOM NOM"
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(201)
 
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Police ticket quotas are OK, but denying a promotion for not meeting them? That's a lawsuit
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(68)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Nice: Ottawa unveils memorial to hometown hero who gave hockey sticks away to neighborhood children. Fark: the memorial actually honors a badminton champion from Guelph with the same name
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(50)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
West Final game 5, Can the Hawks pull a Habs and take this series to 6? or Will the Kings keep rolling 7's? Puck drops at 8:00pm ET. Can we have an over/under of 9? Either way it'll be a 10... BECAUSE HOCKEY
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(936)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Samsung shows off their 'Simband' health tracker, and now you're either thinking about sailing or bad comedy
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(29)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian rugby player banned for 56 weeks after sucker-punching opponent and wiping blood on referee. Told you rugby was hardcore
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(9)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane's latest has hookers, fart jokes, Charlize Theron and hallucinogens. And you haven't gotten your tickets yet because?
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(135)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hacker: "give me 27 bitcoins or I sell your private data on the internet." Bitcoin Jesus: "no but I am offering a 27 bitcoin bounty for your ass." Libertarians: "THE FUTURE IS NOW"
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Step 1: Heckle hockey player
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge picked up for DUI. Difficulty: in the courthouse parking lot
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(35)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert De Niro, star of Meet the Fockers, Analyze This, and Last Vegas among other notable films, offers one minute of brilliant acting advice. "It's simpler than you think"
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fiddy Cent might have some of the sickest rhymes in the rap game, but he can't throw the ceremonial first pitch worth a sh*t
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(50)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Rats are much like us: they like to eat and they like to have sex, and they indulge in both as often as they can. Their dietary preference are Bubba-esque, shunning raw vegetables for Elvis-approved fare like mac and cheese, fried chicken and beer"
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(53)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
East Final Game 5, It's do or die for le Habs tonight as the Rangers look to punch their ticket to the Cup. Will le refs let them? If you're in Montréal, bring hot dogs & marshmallows, it'd be a shame to let all those fires go to waste. 8PM ET
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(1114)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: lawsuit filed against Instagram and What's App for violating users' privacy. News: Judge issues a subpoena compelling Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to personally appear and testify. Fark: in Iran
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(28)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apple users targeted by hackers, ransomware that takes their phones and computer hostage, are no longer able to flood online technical forums with smug 'Shoulda bought a Mac' advice
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(50)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris attacked his mother with a bed leg
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(38)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Being a submarine veteran living in the landlocked Midwest isn't as lonely as you would think
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(79)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A six-year-old Chicago boy probably saved his ten-year-old friend's life by helping her get away from a man who tried to kidnap her. "The only way she got away is because I kicked him in the back of the leg and the outside of his leg"
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Sun May 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Having your car seized over unpaid parking tickets. Worse: Having your $900 million cruise liner seized because of unpaid pilot fees
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