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500 headlines found matching 'CKE'
Sat October 01, 2016
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hacker gives commuters a thrill with porn video on digital billboard. That commute is so long and hard, it's always slow down and speed up, until you finally finish on the offramp
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: "My 3am Twitter insults mean I'll be ready if America's attacked"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Product warning stickers we really need
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the pages of the Bangor Daily News: Man uses cardboard frozen-food container and sharpie to fake his state auto inspection sticker
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Thu September 29, 2016
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
A Dodge Neon was clocked doing 146 MPH on I95 in Connecticut
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Can Team Europe stay alive? Can Team Canada can-can their way to a championship? Can Tim Hortons FINALLY get Subby's order right? World Cup of Hockey championship round Game 2 @ 8 PM ET (ESPN2, CBC, TVAS)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
2600 offers $10,000 bounty For Trump's Tax Returns. "That derogatory 400 lb hacker remark was our tipping point BTW"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign picked up $18 million in post debate donations. Most of those earmarked for NyQuil to rid him of those sniffles
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Sister fast-food chains Carl's Jr and Hardees tweet image of same double cheeseburger, except one chain photoshopped their pic to make sandwich look taller, thicker, shinier and juicier. You can tell from the sesame seeds
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Thieves who stole $3,000 of champagne and one box of fried chicken clearly have this whole life thing figured out
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Your grandfather was mysteriously murdered in 2013, You were the subject of a manhunt in 2011, and your mother mysteriously falls overboard from your boat, the Chicken Pox, and disappears? Seems legit
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Research proves it. Middle Management is a net drag on the economy and on shareholder value. Let's call Musk's Mars rocket the 'B' Ark and load that puppy up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson is saying that those nuggets you are eating may not be chicken after all
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Tue September 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Benoit (balls) tears calf during scrum against Yankees. *snickers* I'm sorry. I was laughing at his name
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
When your favorite amusement park closes, you might save a ticket stub or a map. If you're a little more ambitious, you buy a ship that took people there for eight decades
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Yahoo finds convenient excuse in 'state-sponsored' hackers
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Inside the Pakistan national baseball team, who picked up sport primarily from VHS videos and found themselves in NYC playing in World Baseball Classic qualifying round. Evidently the videos were not by Tom Emanski
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Will Canadians be satisfied with anything less than a sweep? Do people finally understand what the hell Team Europe is? It's Canada/Europe Game 1 @ 8pm in the World Cup of Hockey's best of three championship round (ESPN, CBC, TVAS)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
35 years worth of pictures of Elvira, mistress of the... Hey, you clicked it before I could tell you it's probably not safe for work
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
SpaceX just passed a major milestone in its quest to get to Mars. No, not launching a rocket that doesn't blow up
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Mon September 26, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Private Investigator: Hello, Verizon, I need a phone number for Joe Blow at 123 Main St. Hackensack. Verizon: Sorry, sir, that number is unlisted. PI: Here's 20 bucks. Verizon: Yes, sir, that number is 201-555-1234
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Guess the team: invites kicker in for workout, doesn't have time to work him out before leaving for a game, signs him day before the game, doesn't see him kick until warmups, kicker then misses 3 40+ yard FGs during game
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customs officials stop woman who had packed dead husband's intestines in a suitcase. Would that qualify as carrion luggage?
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Start of Canadian hockey season being delayed by intermittent arena fog
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(Some World Cup Guy)
 
 
 
It's the World Cup of Hockey sudden death Semi-Final pt II - Sweden v. Team Europe - Puck drops at 1 PM ET. Europe has looked better every game, but can they solve King Henrik? Can Europe's bigger older D contain Backstrom or the Sedins? Game on
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bidding for the rare T206 Honus Wagner baseball card is now up to $1.8 million. Your 1986 Topps #329 Kirby Puckett card is still only worth $0.69
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VI (c) 2016. You are inside Walmart and sitting on a scooter. The craft section surrounds you. In your pocket is a lighter. What do you wish to do?_
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to buy a house complete with a baseball diamond, basketball court, locker room, weight room, and theater, Cal Ripken, Jr. wants to talk to you
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(Some World Cup Guy)
 
 
 
It's the World Cup of Hockey sudden death Semi-Final - Canada v. Russia - Puck drops at 7 PM ET. Will it live up to 1972's Summit Series? Will 2005's Crosby/Ovi rookie rivalry get back to being a rivalry? Does Russia have a snowball's chance?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Former NFL linebacker has quite an adventure accidentally solving a murder case and, thanks to CTE, will treasure those memories for the next 3.5 hours
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TNT Stream unblocker - watch the streaming services you subscribe to when you're traveling or living in areas that have location blocks. (Sponsored Link)
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(Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
"Wayne Neal has exited his rickety old body, having lived twice as long as he expected and way longer then he deserved." And it just gets better
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
"Give me an S!" ...*crickets*
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
That's about as useful as a hockey stick to a dachshund. Oh. I stand corrected
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The AV Club revisist I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, noting: Tucker and Drew could have grown up in concentration camps and I still would have a hard time feeling sympathy for them
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Assemblyman: Sure, this law could certainly be used by the cops to pull over and ticket anyone for any reason at any time, but there's no way that would ever happen
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says the new SpaceX rocket has the capability to go "well beyond Mars." Where it will then promptly explode
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
One of the candidates may already have locked up the extraterrestrial vote
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Rocker is at it again. Wait, did I say John Rocker? I meant Seattle Mariners backup catcher Steve Clevenger
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Stockholm hipsters declare war on killer badger after it attacked and killed beloved neighbourhood cat, leading to number of sarcastic comments from other Swedes. "Sweden's Harambe"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Seven-month-old baby found dead after being left in car at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center. People, it's not rocket science
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(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds that words actually mean something, even in contracts, and rules that since the St. Louis Rams made season ticket holders buy "personal seat licenses", the LA Rams owe them either tickets in the new stadium or a refund of their PSL
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
DARPA finally perfects a hacker-proof computer code ...but if they showed you they'd have to kill you
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious illness overcomes 11 students at Fort Rucker Elementary School after exercise during recess. Could it have been ... playing outdoors?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The seagulls are huge, they were fully grown adults and they just swooped down and attacked. It could have had my eye out. It was horrible. I was too scared to go outside of my house for three days"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays go back-to-back-to-back as part of a four-homer fourth inning. Yankees shocked by the power surge
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York DMV figures out they can still charge parking tickets to license plates that they have destroyed. Previous owner would like a word
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative hate skeleton and journeyman Baba Yaga takes a break from sucking the marrow from the bones of minority children to say "Donald Trump just busted a large liberal Muslim protection racket"
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Paul loses Big Brother to Nichole? WTF?? Any Farkers out there as upset as I am? [I know... queue cricket sounds]
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I despise my sister-in-law but tolerate her because my brother adores her. She hates me too. I adopted some shelter dogs, and when she heard their names she accused me of stealing names she picked for her future kids. What the f*ck?"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man mugged at an ATM returns minutes later and hits the robber with his car, takes his money back from out of the thief's pockets and leaves the bloodied suspect lying in the street. Behold the power of a Chevy Cobalt
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Wed September 21, 2016
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Turns out that Energy Star sticker on your TV is exactly as honest as VW's emissions ratings
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the best tweet about the World Cup of Hockey belongs to Phil Kessel, who isn't even there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News presenter 'attacked by massive wasp on live TV'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In a move that totes won't result in Seoul being destroyed in a biblical hail of rocket and tube artillery fire, the South Korean government is developing a military plan to remove Best Korea's leader from power
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Bourdain rocks Reddit AMA with takes on beer and chicken. "Please notice that Nashvillians themselves don't eat the extra-hot fried chicken. They know better. Unless you've got three or four days to spend in a bathroom, I really advise against that"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Team USA explains its flop at the World Cup of Hockey. Yeah, you guys suck at hockey, we heard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago to add almost 1,000 police, reportedly looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hello, you must be going: Trump can be impeached for fraud and racketeering before he even takes office
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Both "what the hell are these teams?" teams are in action today at the World Cup of Hockey. North America v. Sweden @ 3pm (ESPN, SN, TVAS), Europe v. Canada @ 8pm (ESPN2, SN, TVAS)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada: We support free expression via internet freedom *waves flag*. Internet watchdog: Uh, you are aware you're helping censor a middle east country, right? Canada: *crickets*
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, fooling around with a prostitute while on duty is all fun and games until she later gets picked up for an unrelated charge and spills her guts about what the two of you did in hopes of getting a lesser charge
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch in awe as Rangers' Nick Martinez makes a no-look, behind-the-back catch on a comebacker up the middle. How? Cat-like reflexes
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A bra with pockets. BRILLIANT
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'll see your rat head in Popeyes fried chicken and raise you with dog paws in an order of spare ribs--according to woman who apparently has never seen cartilage before
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Most Canadian serial killer ever tracked down by his Canadian Tire hockey bag
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
World Cup of Hockey action starts with the Gulf of Bothnia Gutpunch. Then, the main event, Team USA looks to stave off elimination when the brothers from the same mother country meet. FIN v. SWE @ 3pm, USA v. CAN @ 8pm (ESPN, SN, TVAS)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a naked, drunken Swede covered in blood
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Team USA vs Team Canada. Talk smack and make bets here. Free tissues will be provided for all US hockey fans
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Mad food scientist invents macaroni and cheese sausages. Never before has this much hot creamy goo been packed into a semi-rigid tube-o-joy
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Did you know that big rig truckers have to use both hands to shift? Now please tell me how the hell they text
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson's knee injury may have revealed a flaw in the Minnesota Vikings's new stadium, since when do you have to go through a restaurant to go to the locker room?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The only problem with this MAME cabinet is remembering which pocket you put it in
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Sun September 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns have a tremendous 1st Quarter, then remember they are the Cleveland Browns. (including giving up the ultra-rare 2 points on a blocked extra point returned for a touchdown)
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will the Packers scuttle the new Vikings stadium's coming out party, or will the Pack's defense get run-through by Adrian Peterson? Find out tonight on an NFL Norris Division collision. Sunday Night Football starts at 8:30 ET on NBC
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Today's hockey action starts with the Battle of the Baltic, and then a Game Without a Clever Name. Russia v. Sweden @ 3 PM ET (ESPN/SportsNet/TVAS), North America v. Finland @ 8 PM (ESPN2, SportsNet, TVAS). It's your World Cup of Hockey Day 2 thread
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Sat September 17, 2016
(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
As it turns out, urban hipsters aren't the only one that enjoy organic, free range, hormone free chicken for supper
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
The opening puck for the World Cup of Hockey drops today. First up, Team USA v. Team Europe @ 3:30 PM ET on ESPN2 & SportsNet. Later, Czech Republic v. Canada @ 8 PM ET on ESPN News & SportsNet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg, who spent $30 million to make a family compound by demolishing surrounding homes, finds out that the Palo Alto architectural review board is not very neighborly
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So 42 years after Evel Knievel's nationally televised fail, a guy jumped the Snake River Canyon on a rocket bike
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
NYPD: We're going to arrest you for having a pocket knife. Oh and your $18,000 has to come with us too, under civil forfeiture laws
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Doctor/pot dispensary owner charged with threatening prosecution in trial of his patient, including "You Christians are the same as Muslims" & labeling Assistant D.A. "stupid white cracker". If only there were some way he can mellow out
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That time the Air Force fired 208 rockets trying to take down a drone over southern California
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CDC warns Americans to stop kissing chickens, AGAIN
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
On his 100th birthday, Roald Dahl should be remembered for wickedly twisted short story endings as much as children's fiction
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hackers are trying to find the Internet's off switch, get out of awkward work outings
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you get locked out of your 10th floor apartment you have two choices - either call a locksmith or climb all the way up to the window. Yes, one option is clearly better than the other
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New York's WiFi kiosks are open for busi ... nope, the homeless started watching porn on them, they're closed. Quickest tag ever
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox broadcast booth (Dennis Eckersley and Dave O'Brien) needed an intern to save them from a foul ball. Well, Eck, it looks like the student has become the teacher
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Just in case your Thalassophobia hasn't kicked in lately, scientists drop microphone 7 miles into Mariana Trench just to hear what sounds it might pick up
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There is something oddly fitting yet entirely disquieting about the Brexit path being laid out by a man named Juncker
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Woman receives $114 ticket from traffic cop, not for speeding, but for partially obscuring state's URL with license plate frame
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russian hackers find Simone Biles tested positive for Ritalin. But it's okay, she was taking it becaus--SQUIRREL
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders flops hard on CNN while trying to claim Trump isn't chickening out on Dr. Oz
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Someone should start to market the product, "Basket of Deplorables" - A steak, pulled pork, BBQ, a six-pack of Lone Star beer, and a Trump sticker
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Attention Yankees fans - David Ortiz just tied Mickey Mantle on the all-time MLB home run list
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chipotle customer sickened by the food turns out to be a glutton for punishment, as well as burritos
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
CIA director's AOL account hacked. In his defense he wanted to upgrade to Netscape, but it was deemed too new to be secure
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Cricket fans still debating pros and cons of playing under lights and whether it disturbs the sleep of players or spectators more
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Only 45% of voters believe Clinton's campaign's version of events following illness at memorial event. How could that be?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
To nobody's surprise, the Packers move up to the top spot while the Browns drop to the bottom spot with some interesting changes in between. It's your Week 2 NFL Power Rankings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conspiracy nut Republicans insist there has to be an alternative to Hillary ready to go onto the ticket in case her terminal brain dementia and ankle cancer put her into a coma before election day. Oh, wait. It's the former DNC Chairman saying that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and child-eating ghoul Ann Coulter revels in alienating a substantial swath of the American public--Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, leftists, fact-checkers--basically, everyone but Donald Trump and his deplorable supporters
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
You remember that weird-but-cool band with the spiked hair face logo? The one your stoner college roommate had a spare $5 ticket for that one time? Yeah, that one. Well, good luck finding a spare ticket this time around, pal
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Polls-Plus forecast on FiveThirtyEight was "tightening" because the algorithm "became skeptical", which is a nice way of saying "Trump's poll numbers sucked so much last month that the computer couldn't believe it"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Burger King unleashes an absurd new weapon in the fast-food wars, because apparently the subservient chicken and 'Where is your god now' King weren't absurd enough
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
'90s rocker gives his thoughts on the Britpop era of Blur and Oasis: "It left a generation who still walk like their socks are wet"
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Hey Lockeed Martin, we managed to get the same computers into a F15 and its about as stealthy as your F35
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Sat September 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary calls half of Trump's followers "deplorables," and the press pounces. Trump insults the military, blames rape victims for their assault and praises a dictator -- ALL in ½ an hour and... crickets
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 203 with heavyweight champ Stipe Miocic vs Alistair Overeem, Fabricio Werdum vs Travis Browne, and 0-0 CM Punk vs 2-0 Mickey Gall. Fight pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri September 09, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Trump lauded by Russian, mocked by Cuban
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Home genetic tests to predict a child's sporting ability called 'snake oil' by scientists, who say it's impossible to test for who might have fast-twitch muscles like a sprinter, long-twitch muscles like a triathlete or no teeth like a hockey player
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
20 years ago today, an orange Australian picked a fight with a fat Italian plumber
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you wish you could still play with one of those baby toy dashboards with random knobs, dials and buttons, without looking like a complete crazy person. 50,000 backers on Kickstarter show you are not alone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The untold story of the man who'd checked in the September 11th hijackers
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Here's the important rule differences between the NHL and the World Cup of Hockey, in case you were wondering what could possibly make North American fans care even less about ice hockey being played before the summer Olympics are even over
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strokes found to be triggered by vomiting, sneezing, turning your head or hickeys. Especially hickeys
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pier 1 posts weak 2Q sales as consumers no longer find wicker placemats and napkin rings essential home items
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need some more lazy Farkers for a free hockey pool. Sixth year in and our numbers have dwindled from 20 to 7 and want to refill the league. Rotisserie, lazy format with no bench slots. No experience or effort required
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump continues to act like a crazy person and, instead of sending in the guys with strait jackets, we just might elect him President of the United States. Congratulations all you people who've lost your minds
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Here's why cricket is more like dancing than sport: "It is exactly like playing music, only the ball is the groove"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In order to bolster his position as the sane person on the ticket, Mike Pence to formally renounce birther views
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Discover)
 
 
 
Paleontologists announce the discovery of prehistoric turducken
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Norfolk City Hall wifi SSID named "Con Public". Other rejected names included "Citizens Are Suckers" and "Pimp Y'all Grubers"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
It's early to start bandying terms such as 'white elephant' to describe white elephant that is the Quebec City hockey arena. "Quebec is becoming the exhibition-game capital of the world. That's great, but what we want is the Nordiques"
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
How drug traffickers have been instrumental to America's global misadventures for at least a century
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(US News)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton says that she can't remember what a 'c' in brackets stands for... See, that is her signature. With a 'c' in bracket right there... Thousands of examples where she herself has used a 'c' in brackets by herself"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Think your bucket list is impressive? This guy got a 2,000 km ambulance ride from Victoria BC to Moose Jaw SK so he could die in the house he built and be buried in the cemetery he established
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kick a NYPD cop in the nuts because you're selling 'nutcracker cocktails' at a public event? That's a tasing
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's how to watch NFL football after you've kicked your cable box to the curb
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea's Fearless Leader has done it again. He has banned sarcasm. No word on if he has troops carrying portable rocket launchers to punish violators
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nashville held its annual National Beard and Moustache Championships this past weekend. Top prize included a tube of Brylcreem, a one-way ticket to Brooklyn, and a copy of the Village Voice
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC officials shocked and dismayed that there were shootings and stabbings at this year's J'ouvert festival, even though they posted fliers asking very nicely for people to not shoot or stab anybody
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Bottom licker locked up after attack". Hehehehehe, "bottom"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The "no, really, comrade, I'm not" Russian hacker Guccifer 2.0 has released hacked DCCC emails directly to the newspaper owned by Trump's son-in-law
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
So, what you're saying is, Egypt needs female genital mutilation because Egypt is full of limp-dicked men who can't please horny women?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Steph Curry's summer of defeats continues at an event in Taiwan when a 17-year-old blocked his shot .. giving the kid a moment to remember forever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
While Americans debate abstinence vs. condom over bananas in public schools, the French have a 3D printed clitoris for their classes. SFW as you wouldn't recognize it if it smacked you in the face
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Tue September 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nick Saban continues his strategy of collecting fired USC coaches. Paul Hackett seen anxiously waiting by his phone
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police arrest 17-year-old after they catch him choking the chicken at a local campground. Literally. Also, several pigeons
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Hope your end-of-the-world insurance is paid up because Nate Silver has picked the Cubs to win the World Series. This is happening people
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Tuesday: OMV announces that car license plates can now be cancelled online by providing three easily obtainable pieces of information. Wednesday: Hackers cancel every car license plate in the state
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Clumsy family that keeps losing pocketknife regards it as miracle
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"Trump made a tramp out of me," Woody Guthrie laments in another newly unearthed song, denouncing his landlord Frank Trump, who barred black families and pocketed federal funds
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Batman vs. Superman cake-kicker arraigned in previous ice cream parlor assault. Unknown if she'll be sent into The Phantom Zone or committed to Arkham Asylum
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder's prime new Redskins stadium location is immediately north of Dulles Airport's 11,500 ft runway 1C/19C, because no other county in Virginia is willing to give him a nickel for funding, much less a fark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cambodian town invaded by tarantulas eats their enemy: "They are said to be similar to chicken or cod but, take heed, it's only the legs that should be consumed"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nose before wicket
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Facebook-hating UFO intentionally blew up the SpaceX rocket
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You Tube: the place where you can choke your chicken to make it go viral
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump is suing the Mail over Melania's escort story is Trump doesn't want to be seen as Melania's mark, her ticket out of Slovenia to the penthouse of the Trump Tower
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German car maker Daimler coming out with at least six different electric car models. Extension cord stocks skyrocket
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Loosely known as 'right to repair', its advocates say the ability to tinker with products you own is a basic property right, and one increasingly blocked by manufacturers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hackers beef up resume of Trump campaign surrogate
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
L.T. sacked for D.U.I
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romo tells player who injured him "See you in the playoffs." Also asks how much a post-season ticket in Seattle tends to go for
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts of anti-vaxxers, chickenpox cases in the US are down 85%
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Virginia Republicans put a Never Trumper on the GOP ticket
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Fri September 02, 2016
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
As a welcome distraction from this political season, I-mockery's annual two months of Halloween is upon us
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Hipster mini-mart opens in Portland, featuring midcentury fonts and Helvetica on signage, craft taps of microbrew and kombucha, Jones Soda at dispenser, and craft "hot pockets." Don't ask clerks what bands they like, they'll talk your ear off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jets QB Christian Hackenberg's stat line from last night's game: 11 out of 31 passes for 54 yards. Yep, that's a whole 1.7 yards per pass attempt
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Apple issues global security alert for Mac laptop and desktop users after hackers think different
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(n+1 Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's why there are no small pick-up trucks any more: "With no foreign competitors bringing them into the American market, and American manufacturers still unwilling to produce them, the chicken tax has all but wrung the neck of the compact pickup"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
What do those TSA scribbles on your boarding pass really mean? "Sometimes I just wrote a smiley face on the ticket... In my younger days I scribbled my phone number on a beautiful woman's boarding pass" -Former TSA agent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'My friends died,' heckler shouts. 'So did my son,' Uncle Joe shoots back. (Crickets)
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen: "Gay men are more masculine than straight guys"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman gets upset when finds her male co-workers are using an app to tell them when she is menstruating. Obviously picked the wrong time of the month to tell her
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
First full-length video (complete with sound) of the SpaceX rocket explosion is a powerful reminder of the dangers of flight
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Thu September 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg's satellite lost when SpaceX rocket explodes hours before its scheduled launch. It must suck having something you poured resources, time, and creative effort into, taken away from you just before it really took off
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Wilson of the Beach Boys once saw Charles Manson murder a man, claims Mike Love in an attempt to get you to buy his new book and maybe a ticket to the latest faux-Beach Boys county fair tour
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Split ticket voters are as rare as moderate Trump supporters
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Browns preseason tickets are cheaper than high school football game tickets
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Chris Christie tries to be cool by going to a Bruce Springsteen concert, but fails by wearing a tucked in business shirt with rolled up cuffs and he's all sweaty from attempting to dance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, Floridian Farkers; Tropical Storm Hermine is headed your way. Have you stocked up on water, dog food, cat food, human food, and, most importantly and inexplicably, bleach? It's your Official Not Quite a Hurricane Discussion Thread
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One in five people say they picked the wrong name for their kid. How'd yours work out? Met anybody whose dog has the same name as your child yet?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign hackers access voter registration records in Arizona and Illinois. Which is no big deal since half the people registered to vote in Illinois are dead, and for half the voters in Arizona it's just a matter of time
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Breakfast ramen, vegetarian ramen, peanut butter chicken ramen, and other unusual ways to eat ramen that you wish you knew about in college
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' revolutionary force ends up consisting of one beheaded chicken
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost millennial: "I'm a Bernie backer and I refuse to support Hillary"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
For Sale: 1 Rocket, used once. Original owner
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The MI6 agent who was found in a sealed bag after he committed "suicide" had hacked into secret data on Bill Clinton
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Subway prankster asked for understanding but all she got was crickets
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Undrafted rookie linebacker Myke Tavarres does the fastest backpedal drill in the history of the NFL after realizing cuts are coming in the next few days
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maine's Governor Swearingen says he's considering resigning, you c*cksuckers (Not safe for work audio)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There is a cricket in my office. It is the loudest thing here. It is stuck behind a filing cabinet. The only other ambient noise is the cars that drive by. I am all alone. I am so very annoyed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you noticed the stock market making new daily highs? It's because they've already picked the next U.S. president
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' InfoWars website hacked, 50,000 users info stolen. So, for unscrupulous types wanting a list of easily gullible people willing to give away money for just about any reason, it's like Christmas morning come early
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Mon August 29, 2016
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
What are the hot dogs at Toronto FC home games made out of this year? *crickets*
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
#TheZuckening is the next stage in meme pages' crusade against Facebook
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
'Iceroad Truckers' star Darrell Ward killed in plane crash while traveling to begin filming a pilot for a new show involving the recovery of plane crashes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sunday storm in Manitoba brought hail the size of nickels, loonies and even eggs, three acknowledged forms of measurement when it comes to precipitation
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Caption what Zuckerberg is thinking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is the definition of bigotry because she's biased against racists." That soundbite and disconnect from reality came courtesy of Trump advocate Scottie Nell Hughes, best known for being mocked on SNL
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tybee Island police shocked to find beheaded voodoo doll outside their station. They know its a real one because it has a label that says "Voo Doo" right on it. Bonus disfigured lizard adds to the mumbo jumbo mojo
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Sun August 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chicken is retiring, leaving some people to cry fowl
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones descends into a spastic frenzy after learning Jimmy Kimmel mocked him for the pickle incident
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Okay team, we need a lazy "Women be like" meme we can stretch in a two page listicle. Does it have to be funny? Hell no, we're Cracked, have you read us in the past few years? Okay....go
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rednecks get a polite Canadian welcome when they attempt to cross the border with a rocket launcher in their car
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
High school teacher shocked, shocked I tell you, after being attacked by a student with a stun gun
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 160, with former UFC Lightweight Champ Benson Henderson vs Patricio Pitbull. Also Bubba Jenkins, Saad Awad, and A.J. McKee. Prelims stream at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Spike TV
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Cool Tag: Story of a guy who grew up a Packers fan in Green Bay getting a shot to play for his team. Obvious Tag: And then you learn just how deep his family connections to the team go
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that time when Donald Trump couldn't name any of his "handpicked" Trump University professors that he professed to know? Yeah, forgetful times
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Turns out horsemeat tastes more like beef than chicken
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter's five stages of grief. Though they left off the sixth stage, which is flying in her mortar while waving about her pestle in order to return to her chicken-legged hut so she can plot her return
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Thu August 25, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crazed woman releases crickets and worms into a NY subway train car at rush hour after being bullied by teens. Then things get weird
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bruce Arians says Bill Belichick is a "Bad coach." In other news, the Cardinals have had the network cameras on their practice field hacked, without realizing it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Break's over. Everybody back to looking for nickels"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"The Kremlin really likes that type of tactic: posting fake documents among real hacked documents"
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Man returns insect book he checked out 60 years ago...when he was 8. Fine was $436.44 and becoming an entomologist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is shocked by Washington Post (owned by libby lib Jeff Bezos) because art critic imagined the arts under authoritarian Trumpian rule. Let's just say, it involves lots of gold and Chuck Norris movies
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
China's new ambitious space program to include rovers on Mars that will be sneaking up on US and European rovers by 2020 to pinch them in the arse and rub them in the sprockets while hacking their data
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two Orlando hospitals will cover out of pocket expenses for Pulse victims
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols definitely knows that he's never gotten a hit against knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. So, after 0-for-13 lifetime against him, he tips his hat out of respect
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kidnappers-for-hire. Runaway teens. Chemical straitjackets. Abusive authority figures. It's not the latest hit in young adult fiction, it's the status quo in young adult mental health treatment
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Wed August 24, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Toe Jam & Earl, the hip-hop and funk-loving alien slackers that starred in insane Sega Genesis games in the '90s, are coming back with a new game for the PC and consoles
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I'm shocked, SHOCKED; my best friend suggested a menage a trois
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump says Clinton's celebrity backers "aren't very hot anymore" -- losers like Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Beyonce, not superstars like Chachie and that one dude from Duck Dynasty
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe want revenge for getting his farking head kicked in? WHO is next to challenge the "Empress of Tomorrow"? CAN Johnny Wrestling show the Urban German who's boss? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(The Awl)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes with pro wrestling refs: they have a lot more responsibility than you think. Then again, they also get drunk with Hulk Hogan, get the crap kicked out of them, break up real fights, and get babybirded with earthworms
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a move that is clearly not pandering, Pence gets hair cut at a black barbershop. Trump plans to eat fried chicken and watermelon and tweet "I love the Blacks"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why Trump picked Kellyanne Conway as his new campaign manager, perhaps this helps: She was formerly the campaign manager for Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin, and the one who (belatedly) told the GOP to STFU about rape in 2012
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chick-Fil-A was financing groups that supported discrimination, fans flocked to it to support their right to finance discrimination. When Chick-Fil-A removed the spicy chicken biscuit from their menu, well that is an outrage worthy of a boycott
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Galaxy Note 7 is packed with the latest and greatest tech. Too bad it gets smoked by the comparatively ancient iPhone 6s
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Times said to be hacked by Russians. It was first noticed when motto on first page switched to "All the news that fits our viewpoint, we print"
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
New episode of Oprah's wildly popular series "Where Are They Now?" investigates whatever happened to celebrities like rocker Sammy Hagar, track star Suzy Favor Hamilton, comedian's daughter Rain Pryor, and Real Housewives cast member Jeana Keough
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cricket tortillas, anyone?
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Look, if you won't allow your friends to sledgehammer bricks stacked on your crotch, maybe YOU'RE the weird one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Former mortgage funding CEO finally gets smacked on his Fannie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Having your mugshot posted after you get arrested for a DUI can be embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as having your mugshot published after you get arrested for a DUI wearing ribbons in your beard, pink mesh hose, a skirt and locked chastity belt
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
The next time you smell Kentucky Fried Chicken on the beach, there's a good chance it's the person next to you lathered up with KFC fried chicken-scented sunscreen
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(The Register)
 
 
 
At this point, naming anything "Clinton" will put you in the crosshairs of Russian hackers working for Trump-Putin
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Sun August 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rocker Jeff Beck doesn't think much of self driving cars, probably because he owns a bunch of classic antique cars, all of which require humans to drive
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Burglars break into iconic Brady home; police say current resident scared them off. Probably with a machete, if he hadn't had a Snickers lately
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Dept: Bail rules that keep poor defendants locked up because they cannot afford to purchase their freedom are unconstitutional. John Oliver raises a Bud Light Lime in salute
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A pair of criminal masterminds find themselves locked inside a cellphone store as onlookers laugh at them
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump beats Paul Ryan's "helping" record by a country mile and then some, after managing to spend a whopping 49 SECONDS unloading a truck in flood-stricken LA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We've all been playing checkers while Trump has been playing 3D chess. He doesn't want the presidency; he wants Trump TV to happen. And it will
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Swimmers attacked by shar... make that otters
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Punt KOs Philadelphia Eagles kicker Caleb Sturgis...before the game
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Eddie Bauer found malware in their POS terminals ... cold hard cash still hacker free
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your criteria for choosing friends when your best man fails to book flights and accommodation for the stag party, pockets the money and pretends to have terminal cancer. Bonus: you don't find out until you're at the airport
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Zoo shocked to discover that female Komodo dragon who died a month ago had hidden a nest of eggs, only realizes when two babies hatch and crawl into the exhibit
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Thu August 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need relief from the Fark Politics tab? Let Cracked show you how
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Of all the internet crazes you've witnessed, which is the absolute worst? Planking? Harlem Shake? Ice bucket challenge?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Some genius Rickrolled the NSA hackers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wait for the dirt on the Clinton Foundation to come out any day now ...it seems they've been hacked
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Naked Donald Trump statues erected in multiple cities. In other news, eyebleach sales have skyrocketed (Not safe for work)
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jared Leto feels tricked by what was promised with Suicide Squad. So do we, Jared. So do we
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Attempts world's highest bungie jump with a GoPro, records his iPhone falling out of his pocket
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Senior citizens in Fark's favorite state face skyrocketing rates of STD transmission. Two in the pink, one in the wrink
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds removes child fitness trackers from Happy Meals as it turns out that children who eat at McDonald's are allergic to fitness
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Medals are on the line in badminton doubles, canoe sprints, men's field hockey, women's platform diving and the decathlon. Also, the triathlon for men is held. It's day 13 of the Rio Olympics and maybe we won't have problems today (6:30am start)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will include fatness tracker with Happy Meal purchase. Whoops, make that fitness tracker. Yep, that's sure to curb childhood obesity
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe and Nakamura's last face-off before Brooklyn end peacefully? CAN Tony Nese overcome THE Brian Kendrick? IS SOMEONE getting their farking head kicked in? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
In news NO ONE could POSSIBLY have foreseen, hackers have successfully hacked the NSA and are now making their software and intrusion tools available online to the highest bidder
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gold medal for Olympics ticket scalping goes to Ireland
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(Some News Site)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wears diapers, according to the fine hackers at wikileaks. Hey, look at that - Leaks and Diapers in the same headline
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Convicted cake kicker indicted in ice-cream incident
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 007 worst James Bond rip-offs in history. From pocket-sized Filipinos to Sean Connery's plasterer brother to The Swedish Bikini Team
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Thank you Russia for completely delegitimizing any actual scandal that could've come out of the hacked emails. You guys are tops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Interest rates are now so low you're losing money by keeping your money in a bank like a sucker rather than investing it in bullion, freeze-dried food and ammo for the Trump administration's first term. Sucker
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Tue August 16, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A few years ago we lost our beloved Blockbuster Video, with a little help from some pranksters who invaded their corporate conference call and tricked a few locations into closing early
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Black Hat hackers give props to Windows 10 for not being as easy to bust as Win7 or XP
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford Field introduces the four-pound donut for $15. Because when you're a Lions ticket holder, you're not exactly known for making good decisions
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
A bankruptcy court judge visits a criminal court in the Bronx and is shocked. Well, she's shocked. The rest of us aren't actually shocked
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
City Treasurer: Mr. Mayor, the city is completely out of cash. Mayor: No problem, have the police write an extra 30,000 tickets
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
VC-T just kicked in, yo
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Officials despair at deterring 83-year-old pickpocket "Auntie Sato, the basement thief" from continuing her lifestyle. "It takes amazing ability to enjoy pocket picking at age 83. The only way to make her stop is through closer human relationships"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"I know ... let's hide nuclear weapons in Iceland ... *snicker* ... and not tell them"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venezuela raises wage by 50%, making it easier to save towards buying a ticket to get out of Venezuela
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor Fyvush Finkel dies at 93. You might remember him from such projects as "Picket Fences," "Nixon" and "The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter"
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's day 10 in Rio and it starts with canoe/kayak racing and the women's 10k swimming at 8am ET. Later; we have women's field hockey quarterfinals, boxing finals, finals in the women's 400m, and the swimmers puking after swallowing lake water
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Confucius say... Man with unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion
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Sun August 14, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Ah, Key West High School. Come for the Conchs cheerleaders, stay for naked man showering off with garden hose next to girls' locker room
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most ticketed car in America is ____________ (Hint: a pricey and older sedan )
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the most recent dump of data by DNC hackers, it's the big chance for that special breed of guy who has been waiting for his chance for phone sex. With Nancy Pelosi
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
One-way ticket and lots of cash? You'll end the trip minus the cash if the DEA has any say in the matter
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Humans need to f*cking swear, you c#cksucker
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
In latest rural craze, bored Irish teens discover the chicken game. "There is no other way to describe it than utter madness and we would appeal to young people not to engage in this activity"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
NASA's slow motion solid rocket test video was good, but SpaceX responds with awesome slow motion footage of Falcon 9 mission footage
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate 44 pounds of psychedelic mushrooms found inside a home under a giant toadstool surrounded by dryads and centaurs locked in a timeless battle with fire-breathing llamas ridden by digital leaf people burrowing out from your mind's eye
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We go inside Elvis Presley's dire battle with diet and drugs, and how his lover Linda Thompson saved him from drowning in a bowl of chicken soup
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
The Perseid meteor shower sucked. Wasted the goddam night, drunk, floating in the pool, looking up at the sky, and saw NOTHING. OK, the floating and drunk parts weren't so bad
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Spice Girls reunion could be wrecked after Sporty Spice turns into Litigious Spice
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(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
Golfers at the Olympics hiring pro hockey players as caddies
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
PETA wants to erect a tombstone at the site of chicken truck crash
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
We apologize for the fault in our ad blocker. Those ads that Facebook managed to slip through have been sacked. Mynd you, Facebook ads Kan be pretti nasti
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since it's never too early to start prepping for your fantasy football draft, here's a strategy guide for drafting kickers
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
You would sing too, if you were a professional fudge packer
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clandestine video shows Tyson workers choking their chickens on the job. Awkward
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin, home of voter restrictions, Paul Ryan, the Packers, and other Republican wet dreams, has given Hillary Clinton a double-digit lead over Donald Trump
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Power Rankings: Packers too low, Cheatriots too high. Who else is miss-ranked?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump, running out of things to say, says Obama founded ISIS and used his time machine to elect Hitler. Well, now his poll numbers should skyrocket
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Wed August 10, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Iran executed an American spy only after they learned of his activities through Hillary's hacked emails and not media reports from seven years ago when he defected
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees owner considers Alex Rodriguez being honored in Monument Park. Not as a player, but for his skills as a negotiator in suckering the Yankees to pay him $27 million a year
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(Geekologie)
 
Video
 
Drunk Kentucky couple crash their Geo Tracker into power pole, then proceed to get stung by hundreds of bees. But the real story here is the eyewitness testimony given by local resident and possible Fark admin
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Military has some new tech toys, pocket drones, mini robot tanks...the usual
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Tickets for Alex Rodriguez' final game on Friday have now gone up in price by 600%. Which is almost exactly the same percentage that the Yankees are overpaying him
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Anti-LBGT Nebraska legislator apologizes to God for getting caught having cybersex on his state issued computer with someone other than his cancer stricken wife
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man charged with making up bear attack. The man was actually attacked by vampires and werewolves but he knew that would not be believable so he created the bear attack
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Yuri van Gelder kicked off of Dutch Olympic team for consuming alcohol, bending spoons
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Say, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just... *BLAM* ...Okay, a gun it is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
At investors meeting, YUM shareholders press Yum Brands to enforce stricter antibiotics policy, note that KFC "chicken" and Taco Bell "tacos" are not sufficient antibiotics by themselves
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. police looking for carjacker for hours find and arrest him. Also find another guy laying in a yard, roust him and kill him. See, he could been the carjacker and in the car and armed, except he wasn't, wasn't, and wasn't
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook is turning off your adblocker. So now it's time for someone to develop the adblock-block-block
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Throwing out a fast runner from third base is difficult enough. Even harder if you have to dodge a flying cracked bat to make the play
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a farm girl and my boyfriend is a city boy. Last month, I went to repair my electric fence, he was helping and turned the fence on to shock me as a joke; I kicked him out. My friends say I made a mistake; do I take him back?"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're in a locked bus for 20 minutes alone? You record it, narrate it in a foul-mouthed rage
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Good: Donald Trump already doing great at keeping jobs. Bad: Fact-checkers
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(Runner's World)
 
 
 
12 years ago, Brazilian marathon runner was attacked by a man who wore a placard with the message, "The second coming is near." (video) He got to light the flame this year
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
GOP leaders to down ticket candidates: All hands to the escape pods, prepare to abandon ship
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
German field hockey player Linus Butt found his perfect match (might be Not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New world's record for the longest whip cracked, breaking the 11 year mark by Margaret Thatcher
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative pastor warns that Donald Trump is a "vicious, vengeful, foul-mouthed war president." Well, at least someone... oh, wait, "Who was sent by God." So much for thinking someone was being critical of the Chickenhawk Cheeto
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
American journalist covering Olympics in Brazil shocked, shocked to find that Brazilian women dress sexy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Latest Republican excuse for Trump's nomination? 'Liberals said mean things.' Sure, go with that. There's no way that will backfire into online mockery
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Sat August 06, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl: 'I don't feel like walking down all those stairs, I'm going to take the chimney, it'll be quicker'. Guy: 'Hey that's a good idea' (Not safe for work content below article)
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a couple of chickens going grocery shopping
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Immigration attorney says Melania Trump had a green card in 2001--from her first marriage. Which means she was married to someone before Donald became her anchor husband. The idiotic plot thickens
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New York sportswriter thinks retiring Mark Teixeria deserves consideration for the Hall of Fame. As what, a ticket-taker? Maybe the guy selling funnel cakes in the snack bar? Do they have an opening for a parking lot attendant?
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
"Cement family shocked to find 14-foot python." Concrete evidence still awaited up and down the block, family promises mortar come
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The Apple Watch is the most anxiety-inducing piece of technology I've ever owned. It's a reminder that a worry is like a notification, which left unchecked, can consume you"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FBI: "We have no basis to conclude she lied to the FBI." Fact Checkers "So what, we're calling her a liar"
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Sharks could help humans regrow their own teeth. This is good news for hockey players
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Sentencing adjourned in "bizarre" case of carjacker who threatened mum with toddler. Why he couldn't threaten her with a gun or a knife remains unanswered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ejects audience members from rally after holding offensive documents. Difficulty: pocket copies of the Constitution
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Upcoming Perseid meteor shower to be clocked at 200 MPH (meteors per hour)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens kicker says in ideal conditions, he can make a field goal from more than 80 yards out. Of course, that would be with no opposing rush, no wind, and off a 100 yard cliff
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be summer, but that doesn't mean we still can't see an awesome hockey goal like this Russian player who uses his stick like a javelin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I am guessing "every farking thing they have said for the last 15 years". Fail tag was to busy googling an image of Mal talking about chickens coming home to roost
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Much like his father, Eric Trump cannot handle criticism of mockery, so he demands an apology from Samantha Bee. She did apologize for her "incorrect Tweet;" she then released a series of corrected Tweets that still savaged the Young Trump
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
L.A. Rams cancel "Rams Legends" game because of poor ticket sales. Apparently it was the first time fans heard the words "Rams" and "Legends" used together in the same sentence
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Actual headline " 'Crazy' 3-day wait at State for Carrot Top tickets ends well. " Considering the tickets were for Carrot Top I'm not sure how well it actually ended
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
The takeaway from a pro football player working out while wearing three different fitness trackers is... I honestly don't know I got tired just watching how hard that workout was and now I need a snack
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Millennials are putting off sex. As a Millennial himself, subby was quite shocked by this revelation
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now getting mocked by the Palin Family
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Ever see an actor and think, hmm...where do I know him from? Don't do this if you're a cop assigning red light tickets
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
They're back - Car hackers take control of Jeep's steering and braking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It's a shame we don't have a fictionalized version of the photon rocket, but there are powerful reasons why the design wouldn't work, even if we could somehow ramp up antimatter production to fantastic levels and store and manipulate it efficiently"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Reasons to replace your cell phone: A) You cracked the screen. B) You left it in the sun. C) You dropped it in a nuclear reactor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Buffett: Hey Farkface von Tinyhands, where are your tax returns? Are you too chicken to release them?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Human breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken dog. News: Dog breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken human
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you picked "less than 24 hours" for a "Cpt. Khan was actually a double-agent for the Muslim Brotherhood" conspiracy theory to go from the internet to the Trump campaign's mouth, step up and claim your prize
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell chefs double-down an ordinary taco, create Naked Chicken Chalupa with slab of fried chicken serving as taco shell
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whoever picked 'Olympic Sailing Ramp' as the first structure to collapse, please step forward to claim your prize
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Cowboys QB Tony Romo arrives to training camp in great shape... for a linebacker
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Sun July 31, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The latest state to get smacked down by the courts over blatantly-unconstitutional voter suppression laws: Wisconsin
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
One thing that Muslim gentleman, whose son died serving America, has done: make a best seller of the pocket constitution. A Muslim man makes a bestseller of the U.S. constitution. What could be more American than that?
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Sat July 30, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
This was probably not on his bucket list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign: "Hack? What hack? We haven't been hacked. Who told you we'd been hacked?"
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(Reverb Press)