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500 headlines found matching 'CKE'
Mon January 26, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you are flying to Hawaii and run out of fuel and parachute into the ocean and get into a life raft and get picked up by a cruise ship. And it's not everyday that the Coast Guard gets the whole thing on video
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(56)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran offers Noel Gallager tickets to his performance at Wembley, where Sheeran will try to set the Guinness World Record for Most People Napping in the Same Venue
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(7)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
1.25 billion chicken wings to be eaten during the Super Bowl. Once again, it's the only day of the year that Buffalo is ever mentioned on Super Bowl Sunday
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(125)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gold-plated switchblade wielding, ex-Florida alternative newsweekly journalist Marilyn Manson makes you want to have a beer with him: "Not cyber bullying--I got it kicked the old-fashioned way, in person"
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(27)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Like World Cups? The World Cup of Hockey will return in 2016
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(25)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jovial jockey
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What can you make by using a pocket knife to put 10 small cuts in a piece of wood? If you're a master carver, a working set of pliers
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(26)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cops respond to elder abuse claims at the home of Richard Simmons, find him tickety boo and sweating to the oldies
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(24)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Mickey's Measles is in Oregon now, and is in a county where the highest exemption rate is a school that has 49% of students missing one or more vaccinations
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(132)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
In news that will no doubt shock the world a billionaire invested over $100 million into a casino chain and was shocked to find out he had become involved with the mafia
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An explanation of how much airlines owe you if you get bumped off an overbooked flight. Bottom line: Did you volunteer to get bumped? SUCKER
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is a Palin-Nugent ticket in the works for 2016?
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(154)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs has been throwing down a lot of money lately on investments that would seem to violate the "Volcker Rule," a key Dodd-Frank reform. It's almost as if they know something already about the fate of that rule in the new Congress
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Budi the baby orangutan has urge to cross roads after being holed up in a chicken coop all his life, needs better direction in life to make it known he's an orangutan and not a chicken
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(17)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Team Foligno vs Team Toews - Who will be picked first? How many boos will Bergman get? What is a Zemgus Girgensons? Will Phil Kessel get picked last, again? Live from Columbus, it's the 2015 NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft, 8 pm et
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(68)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Regaining consciousness & speaking another language fluently. New hotness: Regaining consciousness & believing you're a cricket outfielder
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(7)
 
(KPIC Roseburg)
 
 
 
Man who bought lottery tickets so he can break up a $100 bill ends up winning $10 million
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(42)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
In most Canadian crime of the month, $28,000 worth of hockey sticks stolen from store
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you missed the Miss Universe pageant last night, you missed Miss Canada dressed as a glamorous ice hockey player, complete with working scoreboard and a headdress of ice hockey sticks. And she wasn't even the weirdest one
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(165)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fan hopes for the new Star Wars movie skyrocket as George Lucas complains that Disney's production team "didn't use any of my ideas" for the upcoming movie, and this movie is "not the movie I wrote"
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(222)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
When you give a ride to a man and woman who approach you outside of the Cock Island Bar and Grill you almost expect to be carjacked and left to knock on doors for help
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs fan charged with crime after throwing sweater on the ice during game last night; sentenced to season ticket renewal for next year
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(23)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Littlest Packers fan can't stop crying after Green Bay loses game, Michael Bennett taunts them on bicycle
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(33)
 
(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Years after the big financial crisis, guess which state kicked off the new year with a bank going under
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(26)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Cats and chickens living together, mass hysteria
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Judge says tricked out stud-finder may violate the Fourth Amendment
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(110)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia driver gets ticketed for eating a cheeseburger behind the wheel, but it could be worse - imagine if cars were outfitted with numerous receptacles for beverages. That would truly be a grievous hazard
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(184)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
As if pulling in inveterate gamblers wasn't enough, lottery launches $1 bacon-scented scratch ticket
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(24)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Edgy" game developer is SHOCKED that their "mass murder simulator" will be rated Adults Only by the ESRB
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(298)
 
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
You can now get a GPS luggage tracker that can tell you with absolute certainty that your bags are in Newark when you've just flown from San Francisco to Boston
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(43)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX plans to blow up as many as 17 spacecraft this year, including the most powerful rocket since Saturn V
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(22)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The woman simply walked into the store, picked up the packaged TV, placed it between her legs and walked out along with an accomplice." With super classy video
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(67)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tracking devices given to drivers by insurance companies are inherently insecure and could allow a hacker to hijack cars or take over their steering and braking systems
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Why is it so difficult to land a rocket?" ask a bunch of people who aren't rocket physicists and who have never landed a rocket
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating curry "can erase bad memories." Like that time you spend 36 hours on the toilet with a bucket on your lap after eating at the Diarrhea Dragon
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(60)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The reason that the U.S. government knew almost immediately that North Korea was behind the Sony Pictures hack is because the NSA has been tracking their hacker unit via malware for the past five years
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Green Bay Packers biggest mistake was not respecting the throwing arm of the punter from Saskatchewan. A classic blunder indeed
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(162)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Aaron Rodgers lead the Packers to the Super Bowl or can Russell Wilson and the Seahawks be the first team since 04 to have consecutive Super Bowl appearances. It's YOUR NFC championship starting at 3pm ET on FOX
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(3109)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's always a good day when Mark Knopfler releases new music. Here's a taste from his forthcoming album "Tracker," the album's first single, "Beryl"
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(25)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen won't be in X-Men: Apocalypse, so there's really no reason to bother seeing the film now
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(56)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"What to expect from Lifetime's Whitney Houston biopic, which airs tonight at 8PM ET." I bet we can expect an awful movie and it won't even have Whitney in a yellow jacket yelling at Bobby Brown "Kiss my ass"
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(16)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is banning the "Seattle sound" ahead of the Seahawks/Packers playoff game. So bad news for all you flannel-wearing Wisconsinites who are still trapped in 1995 and really need to hear Pearl Jam and Nirvana daily
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(117)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, "Star Trek Voyager" premiered. Here's someone who didn't think it sucked
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some slacker in Congress forgot to file their bill to ban abortion and broke the almost week-long streak Republicans had going
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: "I'm Melting" - Wicked Witch of the West. Worse: "I'm Melting" - Police training facility in Afghanistan built by contractors for the U.S. government at taxpayer expense
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(61)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"SpaceX's rocket landing test was a big success, despite the fiery explosion"
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(70)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I'm like, "How are you going to pay all this stuff off?" And he looked at me and goes, "We're not." And I go, "What do you mean you're not?" He said, "We literally just think of the weirdest most f*cked up thing and we're never going to pay it off"
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(76)
 
(KXRO Newsradio)
 
 
 
"Is that a 30-inch TV under your jacket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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(8)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
3 million dollar winning lottery ticket found in dog's stocking, raising the question: what kind of sick bastard makes a dog wear stockings?
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Back in MY day you had to memorize a lot of Monty Python, attend a lot of Star Trek marathons and buy a lot of Mountain Dew before you could recruit a hacker to do your dirty work. Now, you just go to website and put the job up for bid
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(17)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ever want chicken and biscuits so badly that you would order it at a restaurant two blocks from the bank you just robbed?
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(34)
 
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Rockets GM admits gynecologist joke was in bad taste, just like his wife *rimshot*
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(22)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This Hillbillies Vs. Mobsters film starring Liam Neeson and Patrick Swayze is more redneck than the whole cast of Duck Dynasty smuggling moonshine in a jacked up truck while the kid from Deliverance plays the banjo. I love it
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle suburb bans cheese before the Seahawks playoff game against Aaron "Noodle Leg" Rogers and the Packers
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(162)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Lopez on Erik Estrada: 'I'll F*ck That Motherf*cker Up.' Apparently he has had quite a chip on his shoulder for some time now
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(36)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Like other NFL teams, the Green Bay Packers wisely spend their time during the week learning new plays, running drills, playing Settlers of Catan- wait, what?
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(59)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Robot Chicken animator mods Nintendo Power Glove to craft video of Bill Gates in hot tub with Shigeru Miyomoto. (Man. Subby loves writing Fark headlines.)
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Policewoman run over outside of French President's home. What Angie Dickenson was doing in France is anyone's guess
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(23)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Take your electronic gizmos off grid with this gas powered, pocket sized, power plant. Can a fusion model be far behind?
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And for the first hockey fail of 2015 - College player clotheslines himself with his own stick
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(27)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Interested in the physiological effects of consuming 50 Chicken McNuggets© in one sitting? Here's a subjective account of the ordeal
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(108)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Hackers post off-color humor on Crayola's Facebook page (not safe for workish)
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(9)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Wow. Mark Twain really hated Jane Austen, but probably not as much as James Dickey hated Robert Frost
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(137)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans are wetting their Dockers as Billy Dee Williams returns as Lando Calrissian in Disney's animated series Star Wars Rebels in an episode entitled "Idiot's Array," airing next week
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(73)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Picked on' fish tires of keeping an eye out for bullies
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(23)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: I didn't watch it, but the Cowboy/Packers game was fixed
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(30)
 
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
Remember when a 29-year-old Texas man was arrested for stealing $18,000 worth of cookies and crackers? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Central Command twitter account hijacked by IS. I'd feel scared, but I'm not sure why the US Central Command has a farking twitter account
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(68)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"SpaceX wants rockets to be more like cheap beer and less like cocaine" (Some Not safe for work content in article's comment section)
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Are you a liberal? Are you an American? Congrats, you're more terrorist-y than the terrorists that attacked Charlie Hebdo
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(318)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packer fans take to Twitter to mock Chris Christie after the humiliating, hilarious loss handed to the Dallas Cowboys by the refs
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(106)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mobile payment systems are never going to catch on as long as stories like this guy's "I accidentally overpaid $10,000 on a $30 parking ticket" are still being written
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(27)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Is America ready for herbicide-resistant wheat, or if you're a glass half empty type, for gene-hacked frankenwheat that will crawl back up your gullet at night and KILL YOUR FAMILY? And what's the deal with corn sugar?
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD officers told they can't take vacation time or sick days until they stop their work slowdown and issue more tickets
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(148)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Tony Romo and the Cowboys be able to shut down the Packers or can Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay destroy Dallas? It's Ice Bowl II starting at 1:05 EST on FOX
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(2449)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pringles jumps on the disgusting potato chip bandwagon with chicken taco and cheeseburger flavored chips
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News outlet attacked for reprinting Charlie Hebdo ca--
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(208)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando Airport is Orlando's new place for: A) Spotting Mickey & Minnie, B) Getting molested by the TSA, C) The homeless to hang out and panhandle
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(38)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
How can Apple regain its reputation for cutting-edge consumer products? By remaking the PowerBook Duo. Which was introduced more than 22 years ago and sucked as hard as any Apple product before or since
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(38)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
What do George Clooney, Clint Eastwood, Ben Affleck, Mark Zuckerberg and Eva Longoria have in common? Well, you may be calling them all 'senator' before the year is out
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair, and remember that Scott McKenzie would have been 76 today. (Bonus: live performance - Monterey 1967)
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(8)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz is giving us the team-up we never knew we wanted: Ian McKellan and Anthony Hopkins
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(13)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News's Bob Beckel has uncovered the real reason behind terror attacks in Europe: Interracial dating
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(151)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Finally something Americans can truly be proud about is getting the global recognition it deserves. Let's hear it for the Buffalo chicken wing
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(97)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
He battled the Soviets on ice, played in 890 NHL games with 5 different teams and was a hell of a hockey dad. Good game, Mr, Parise
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to everyone's favourite Olympic gold medallist, hacker, and Nobel Peace prize winner, Kim Jong-un
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC parking tickets drop 92% as a result of police work slowdown. So, leave your car anywhere. It's a virtual free-for-all
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(84)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"The weak spot is pants" says topless driver (w/pics of said person driving topless and you clicked long before I could disappoint you with "sfw")
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(25)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Branson mom shocked when her baby is born with two front teeth, says, "She's already got one up on most of my neighbors"
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(30)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
First we checked out the best diners in every state, now let's do each state's most iconic restaurant
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(98)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cook County sheriff's deputy who attacked a prisoner will get one year to try it again
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: The economy's getting better. Bad News: ...which will directly cause a million unemployed poor and disabled people to get kicked off food stamps
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(107)
 
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
The Saudi royal family is playing an intricate, long-term game of chicken with the West when it comes to oil prices, and so far the Saudis are winning
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(80)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
AirAsia flight QZ8501 conspiracy theories, including: Illuminati-sponsored government KGB aliens hijacked it in the Bermuda triangle as part of a Zionist plot
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(30)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
"I am dog. Why is the train being delayed, I'm packed and ready to go?"
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(149)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Here's the scientific reason salt melts ice in the winter, for those of you liberal arts grads who still don't quite understand why electricity doesn't leak out of wall sockets when there's nothing plugged in
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(22)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
New Mexico man told $500,000 winning lottery ticket is a misprint, so he gets nothing. Better call Saul
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(112)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX Falcon 9 launch scrubbed again due to malfunction, trying again Friday. For bonus points, will attempt to land the first ever "reusable rocket" on an ocean platform
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Doe, a deer, a wounded deer; Ray, a hunter with a bow; Me, the guy who found the link; Far, the distance to a doc; So, now karma got its wish; Laugh, I hope you will with me; Tee-he-e-e-e-e-e; Dad, the one who was attacked; which brings us back to DOH
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(78)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The ref behind the picked up DPI flag in the Lions/Cowboys game has some HOT POLITICAL TAKES on his Facebook page
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(146)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
That woman who failed to get out of an unlocked closet over the holidays had successfully escaped a mental-health facility and the police in her recent past (w/ before and now photos)
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(74)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Fan kicked out of game for tweeting Steeler running game plan
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she has "exchanged good wishes" with Brad Pitt since their divorce, like wishing Angelina Jolie would be impaled on a picket fence, get mauled by pit bulls, and then die in a fire
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(82)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg starting a book club. Everyone expected to read the first few sentences then randomly flip pages for the next three minutes
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(15)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rich Eisen's tear-filled eulogy to his former broadcast partner Stuart Scott kicked up a whole lot of dust
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(81)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
470: the number of calories in 50 Chicken McNuggets, or the weight of the person who would eat 50 chicken McNuggets?
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(160)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hannibal of Carthage? A rank amateur. Julius Caesar? Whatever. Alexander the Great? Who cares. All of their accomplishments aren't nearly as impressive as how General Tso's Chicken conquered America
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(56)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I see that judgmental look on your face. Oh, what? Like you never attacked the machete-wielding security guard at the dildo store before? Yeah, right
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(53)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres and Sarah Palin post very similar pictures. Guess who got attacked relentlessly
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(218)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey did anybody notice that Chicken Noodle News/The Missing Plane Network/-4,600/whatever they are this week changed their website format? THIS FIXES EVERYTHING
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(132)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man solves the world's largest, most complicated Rubik's cube in 7.5 hours. That's a lot of stickers to pull off (w/condensed video)
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(30)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
These? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in these. These are concept images for the totally wicked ALIENS movie that Neill Blomkamp will never get to make. How about you just look at those STAR WARS teasers again?
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most Americans have been told at least once their consumer data has been hacked: "This figure is so high that consumers now have 'breach fatigue,' meaning they stop worrying about cyberattacks because they are in the news so often"
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(22)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The low gas prices are great. Unless you live in rural Alaska where the price is locked in based on how much oil cost last summer
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(61)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your special-needs child needs to be with you on a flight, perhaps you shouldn't buy her a ticket in coach while you and your husband sit in first class
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(176)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most metal detector users are happy to find a few coins, quarters and dimes if they're lucky. This guy found over 5000 coins dating from the 10th century in a lead bucket
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(49)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-Ready headline: "Man faces assault charges in Ho Hum Motel incident." Subby always stays at the Meh-Hotel, where they always leave the ice machine unlocked
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(10)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's your standard slacker career path: knock around a bit, end up as a surfing instructor in Costa Rica, hear "god's call" to go to Iraq to join the Peshmerga and fight ISIS in Syria, you know, the usual
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(40)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Eerie and overlooked pictures from National GeoOMGWTF IS HAPPENING TO THAT CRICKET?
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(24)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The "selfie stick" isn't a gag gift from your Mom and Dad and should get more respect, says writer who suffered through day at Disneyland among guests who blocked every view with their bulky tablets held high
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(70)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Today is the only day you'll see left-wingers and right-wingers in Washington D.C. working together towards a common goal: The 2015 NHL Winter Classic featuring the Chicago Blackhawks at Washington Capitals, 1 PM ET. Maybe. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(180)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spending the winter as a ski patrol member in Colorado is cool until you realize 'attacked by moose' is a surprisingly frequent workplace injury
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(25)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where that turn signal lever ended up when you wrecked your T-bird in 1963?
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sony hackers threaten to attack CNN. CNN laughs, say they've already damaged their brand beyond all hope of repair in 2014, so what more could some hackers do to them?
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida couple trapped in unlocked closet for two days are arrested for trespassing, stupidity
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doug Baldwin to Jim Harbaugh: "Go Buckeyes"
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the new year, two managers sacked and the transfer window opens. The silly season has truly started. Will Chelsea pull a Spurs for the 2nd game in a row, can the Manchesters catch up and who is next to get fired? All this and more
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(311)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Six-vehicle crash releases 50 to 60 live chickens onto freeway. Witnesses describe the scene as poultry in motion
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(60)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Blind Seattle couple kicked off of bus because the disabled section was full. They definitely didn't see that coming
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(76)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember how after Sony was hacked the FBI came out and blamed it all on North Korea? Yeah, about that
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(158)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
California's chicken welfare law may raise egg prices up to 40%, since the lazy chickens don't actually have to lay eggs to get paid anymore
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(66)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Apparently letting your child eat an artery-clogging, calorie-packed, lard-drenched, nutrient void meal from a fast food restaurant right before a test is a bad idea
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(19)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jockey breaks into a woman's apartment, masturbates, breaks into a another apartment, gets shot, and police still have a hard time subduing him. "I would have bet you 100 to 10 that the kid never smoked a joint"
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(47)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
For New Year's Eve, Guy Fieri raises ticket prices on Times Square American Kitchen & Bar VIP dinner to $999/couple, which for second consecutive year will not include appearance by Guy Fieri
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(98)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera spent her birthday at Disneyland, where she promptly got into an argument with Mickey Mouse, whom she ultimately called an asshole
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys $650 worth of tickets to The Interview with hopes to scalp them, demands refund after discovering the movie is streaming online at half the price. Theater manager still heard laughing in the back room
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(70)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Daughter shocked, SHOCKED over dismal Christmas "meal" of a piece of bologna, a piece of salami, a bun and some "watery macaroni salad" that was served at father's nursing home, but it still looks better than what subby had (w/pic of meal)
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(233)
 
(The Hour)
 
 
 
Man arrested after going into auto body shop lot and locking unlocked cars
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 68th birthday to rocker Edgar Winter, whose long, storied career has seen him work solo and alongside such luminaries as Todd Rundgren and Ringo Starr. Here's his classic tune Free Ride
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Have you checked to make sure none of your Christmas presents are spying on you yet? Yeah, might want to do that
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(6)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Football player using Jeter's locker kicks game-winning PAT in Pinstripe Bowl. Apparently Jeter's powers transcend all sports
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(16)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dec 26, 1776, his Lordship Lieutenant General Charles Cornwallis visits Trenton, New Jersey and gets his butt kicked. Trenton, New Jersey still very much the same today
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A bar in Detroit is offering to comp patrons their entire bill if the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Either way this cannot end well
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(13)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a momentary break from their relentless pocket-lining, backstabbing, incompetence and graft, NY and NJ legislatures unanimously pass measure to de-sleaze the Port Authority. Naturally, Cuomo and Christie are vetoing it
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(46)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
It's almost time for the Winter Classic. Here's this year's 'convert an outdoor stadium to a hockey rink in 30 seconds' video
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hundreds of foreign politicians and business leaders shocked *SHOCKED* to discover that their affair with the hot little North Korean translator was really a part of a secret plot to grow an army of western-looking spies, extort money and favors
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(86)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Night: The NHL is back from the Christmas break with 13 games tonight, 6 @7ET to kick off the night.. Also for the dedicated fans, World Junior's @1, 4, 5 & 8ET and Spengler Cup games for the 3 or 4 of you waiting for your pond to freeze
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(213)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Crazy spinning giant Thai rocket. Crazy spinning giant Thai rocket. Crazy spinning giant Thai rocket
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(19)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Toll booth worker hands out ticket with #icantbreathe handwritten on it. Now #hecantwork
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(105)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Robin Thicke ended this year the same way he began it: getting drunk with a teenager"
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(170)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail would like to remind you that of all the dumb shiat you do this Christmas, don't drunkenly burn down the house heating up your Hot Pockets
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(29)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
You exercise to tone your muscles? SUCKER
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(43)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Keep clucking that chicken
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(25)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police determine suspicious 'Secret Santa' gift is actually Nickelback CD, immediately destroy it
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(20)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
T. Boone Pickens says the world was a better place when everyone paid way too much for oil
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(37)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony is now threatening to sue Twitter because some Twits posted information leaks. Keep f*cking that chicken, Sony
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(14)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Looks like key members of the Bush administration just crossed Germany off of their travel bucket lists for good
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(173)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This insane fried chicken cheeseburger waffle is three burgers at once, because who needs arteries anyway
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(36)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Joe Cocker not feeling too good himself, reunites with John Belushi
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(268)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen teaches Cookie Monster about self-control, how to levitate things with his mind
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hackers have taken over South Korean nuclear plants, storylines from crappy '80s movies
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(74)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If anything could sum up the awfulness that was the Minnesota Vikings' 2014 season, it was losing against the Dolphins in the last minute because of a blocked punt in the end zone
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(43)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay Japan unveils plum and cream cheese tortilla chips for the holidays. I wonder how it goes with KFC Christmas chicken
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(20)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family facing foreclosure on home they built themselves rescued by skydiving Santa with a check. I'm sure he kicked up a lot of that stupid dust metaphor
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(23)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Fark Foodie Question: Chicken-fried steak with cream gravy: abomination unto the Lord or the essence of all that is good and true?
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(143)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Discussion Thread night in Farkistan. First puck drops in Los Angeles @1pm local (4ET) last one in San Jose @7:30 local (10:30ET) Also featuring 10 other games not in California... Come cheer for your team
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(115)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a politician and it's discovered that you're following a porn star on your Twitter account, you could shrug it off. Or you could claim your account was hacked and file formal complaints with Twitter and notify the authorities
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Best Korea would like to help the U.S. find the real hackers. OJ nods approvingly
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Legendary producer, prog-rocker, lyricist, and musician Alan Parsons turns 66 today. Here's The Alan Parsons Project with I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You
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(27)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Awwwww. Does anyone have a red light camera to record the tiny violins that are playing for all the towns in New Jersey that were feeding their budgets with them? *crickets*
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(82)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The cold medicine industry is nothing but a giant, sniffley racket
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World's largest canned tuna company gets even bigger as Chicken of the Sea buys Bumble Bee. Sorry, Charlie
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(14)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The electric company's billing office is a place you expect to get shocked, but not by a complete stranger
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(10)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Volcker Rule has just been....revolcked
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are these destinations on your bucket list of places to see? Don't bother, they're not worth all the hype
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(10)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption this North Korean hacker
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(65)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sucker pays more than $33,000 for a pair of shoes some guy with two first names already wore out
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We apologize again for the fault in the showing of Team America. Those responsible for sacking the people showing Team America who have just been sacked for showing The Interview have been sacked
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(154)
 
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
SpaceX will not be blowing up a rocket this Friday
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood to Sony: "You just let the terrorists win, you lily-livered chicken-shiats"
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(489)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Keeping Googling that chicken
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to win favors like getting fast-tracked into the US after being denied? Donate heavily to Democrats like Robert Menendez (dirty jersey), and the Obama Administration will pull some strings
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
♫Neigh bells ring, are ya listenin'? In my mind, gay marriage sickenin', It's a beautiful slight, I'm happy tonight. Watch me as I marry my mare♫
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
True sportsmanship: Tiny little league hockey player helps her fallen rival off the ice
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(20)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Elderly adults are having so much sex on cruises that STDs have skyrocketed. Now try to get that image out of your head
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(76)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That anti-"net neutrality" majority in the second round of FCC comments turns out to have been the work of a couple of Kochs, suckers
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(22)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Helicopter parents are shocked to discover that when amped up, professional sports players may utter a bad word or two
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(39)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The 15 best Bill Walton quotes; just missed at #16: "Bill, what do you think about Houston [Rockets]?" "Too close to New Orleans"
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady buoyant, Packers plummet, Titans toppled. Will the JAKE go to McCown or Cutler? Will the GRAF even be legible? Find out here, in your Week 16 ESPN NFL Power Rankings thread
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(235)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, I sure do wish someone would put a rocket engine on a porta potty and launch that sucker," today's your lucky day
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So which is worse, spending 1.7 cents to create each penny, or 8 cents to make each nickel? U.S. taxpayers still say either ore
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(78)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ronnie Wood performs with One Direction on X-Factor, though he was shocked to learn it wasn't an off-brand Viagra product with free samples
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(16)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gawker during the Fappening: We won't show pics the because releasing hacked content is wrong. Gawker now: Hey everyone, here's the climax of The Interview we got from the Sony hack
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(83)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio: Selling untaxed cigarettes is a minor offense, so pay no mind to this huge racketeering lawsuit we're filing over selling untaxed cigarettes
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(111)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Russian rouble skyrockets in value after Comrade Pootie jacks interest rates to 17%. Just kidding. The rouble has lost nearly 1/4 its value since yesterday. In other news, Russia may not make it to 2015
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(123)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The true meaning of Christmas isn't about chopping down a living tree and displaying its bedecked and decaying corpse in your living room
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In June, NASA finished building a test tower in Mississippi, even though the rocket program it was designed for was scrubbed in 2010. Even empty, it will cost about $700,000 a year to maintain
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(44)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
30,000 people ordered the Black Friday "Bullsh*t" box from Cards Against Humanity, shocked to discover an actual box of feces was sent to them (Not Safe for Work video of fecal matter)
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(107)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In addition to the mumps epidemic in the NHL, there is another reason why you shouldn't let your kids play hockey: Poisonous Zambonis
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(12)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down, but a team has accused the New England Patriots of cheating. The Patriots cheat? I'm shocked, shocked to find that cheating is going on over there
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(63)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two months before the race even starts and Brian Vickers is already out of the Daytona 500. Because he has a damn hole in his heart. Again
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(32)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Has Dean Ambrose added 'TV repairman' to his resume? Which YouTube video will the production crew watch next? How badly is the NXT locker room laughing at Vince? Find out on RAW (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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(638)
 
(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
While whacked on Suboxone, daughter visits mother in hospital. "Nurses stated (that) Ms. Key appeared groggy and unsteady when she was there but then tripped over her mother's catheter tube and dislodged it,"
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Santa's sleigh slapped with ticket for illegal parking as he is out collecting toys: "Santa was absolutely shocked. He said the traffic warden should be put on the naughty list and get a lump of coal for Christmas" (pics)
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(21)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
PetSmart taken private for the price tag of $8.7 billion. That's a plethora of platinum-plated porcelain pocket poodles
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(16)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Naked cyclist ticketed by police for not wearing a helmet
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Excuse me oldtimer, but did you know you don't have a current inspection sticker on your car? Prepare to be tazed, you violent scofflaw"
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(198)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The always-rational Aaron Sorkin says the media is the cause of the Sony hackers because they keep helping the attackers by sharing all the leaked information
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(52)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Friday "Crosby tested negative for mumps and is skating with the team." Sunday "Crosby tested positive and has a day left of being contagious." Reporters "what about the teammates he's exposed?" Pens *crickets*
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mavericks' Tyson Chandler finishes the game with 11 points, 12 rebounds, 1 blocked shoe
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(7)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
How's your fantasy team doing? Are you in the playoffs? Are you still in the winners bracket? Are you saying you still have a chance? Insights to the left, last-minute advice from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ to the right
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(82)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering why the freeway was backed up today, there was a minor fender bender with a tie fighter. Go ahead, ask to see Vader's insurance
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(23)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony hackers promise to deliver large "Christmas Gift." Wanna bet it's just a regifted fruitcake?
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(53)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Memories for the price of a ticket
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(59)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How the Facebook Oculus will either change your life or make you look really stupid as you sit in your mom's basement with a bucket over your head
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(33)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The US Navy has created a robot tuna. Rumors say it tastes like armored chicken
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(11)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two nooners kick things off at 1 PM ET, then the heavyweights go to work at 7. Ducks & Hawks look to extend their win streaks while the Pens look for a virologist. Plus, Girgensons continues his quest to be the greatest of all time. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(101)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg gives a big thumbs-down to installing a "dislike" button on Facebook
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Gas stations have been intentionally slow to pass along their savings to customers
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(31)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The city of Ferguson is having some budget woes right now... so they plan to make up the revenue by having the cops write more tickets. What could possibly go wrong?
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(66)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Upon further reflection, maybe you shouldn't have picked up Kurt Warner off the waiver wire in your fantasy football league
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cowboys CB makes a wish come true at Children's Hospital, if that wish was to get your ass kicked by a professional football player at Madden
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby siamang debuts at Virginia Zoo, immediately gets picked on by older sister
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(9)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Citizen, good job of recording abuse by the Denver Police. Say, it would be a shame if the incident was erased off your tablet and we found a couple of traffic tickets that we're not going to let you bond out on
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(93)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
"A strange Christmas tradition comes to us from the Japanese who, thanks to a very successful marketing campaign in the Seventies, eat Kentucky Fried Chicken for Christmas dinner"
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is Ugly Christmas Sweater Day in the UK, but they don't get to have all the fun. Post your own. We know you have one tucked away at the back of the closet
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(6)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to make a rocket launcher out of aluminum foil and a match. Use this knowledge only for good
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cardinals beat the Rams 12-6 in an action packed game featuring no touchdowns, six field goals, 14 punts, five cheerleaders treated for narcolepsy
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(129)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Blackhawks are an unstoppable force right now. Will Chara's return make the Bruins an unmovable object? We'll find out. 9 games tonight plus the Original 6 match-up custom made for Fark hockey threads. Puck drop at 7 PM ET... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(66)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's the place you want to clicky clicky for your clicky conservative clicky-bait.. you liberal clickers will *clicky clicky*? Yes, the derp will flow (subby can't believe he just used the word "derp"... farking libbys)
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
♫ Chickity China, the Chinese chickened. You have a drum circle but the police ain't killin', build a tent village but it's all gone, with arrests on, I hope I get to make it out this one ♫
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman shocked onlookers in the Afghan capital of Kabul after walking through the ultra-conservative Muslim city with her bare legs on full show" (pics)
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(122)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Retailers keep sending Americans catalogs because no one has said "Enough" and set up a van outside the post office, protesting junk mail and putting a bucket on the head of a mailman dummy to show how blind we are to their tyranny
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(60)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel waitress gets her old beater replaced with a newer beater
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(127)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Magician performs his greatest trick - using a Rubik's cube to get out of a speeding ticket
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(47)
 
(Cornwall Free News)
 
 
 
After bankrupt owner stops paying players, fans of a Canadian lower-tier pro hockey team are now passing buckets around at home games to make sure the team is paid SOMETHING
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(68)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hacked emails reveal Marvel tried to get Spider-Man for Captain America: Civil War but Sony refused. And they wonder why the world hates them
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(190)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Some people object to Sons of Anarchy due to its gratuitous violence, but one woman objects due to its atrocious rootsy sincere-rocker-guy soundtrack. "In all fairness, bikers like terrible music"
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(51)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's releases video about how McNuggets are made, show them being freshly carved from the chicken's mcnugget area
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(71)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I certainly didn't post that.... A child must have stolen my iPad and posted it... while I was teaching Sunday school. Uh yeah, that's the ticket
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(123)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
You might want to get your eyes rechecked if a man in a canoe looks like a trophy deer
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(53)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a BATTLE of division LEADERS tonight as Aaron Rodgers and the Packers take on Matt Ryan and the Falcons. The Falcons, of course, hardly have the credentials of being a division leader. It's your MNF thread at 8:30 eastern on ESPN
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(1294)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artistic licker
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face. No, seriously, I was shocked and now my face is like this
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(142)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
"We were a bit afraid, but we sucked it up and did it because of the drought," says farmer whose fun new side job is collecting tarantulas
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(28)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Woman has newborn taken away after hospital calls CPS because... she checked herself out early, so therefore she must be on drugs
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(231)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Most of the people who frequently win lottery prizes are...envelope please..Lottery ticket retailers. I bet no one saw that coming
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(94)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For many fantasy leagues, the playoffs kicked off the week. Are you positioned for a run at the title, or do you need some assistance from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™? This week's breakdowns to the left, opinion and advice to the right
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(64)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos sign kicker Brandon McManus, which is surprising because he's already a Saint
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(9)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The secret history of the modern chicken
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(30)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
And to my niece, Karen, I do bequeath the entirety of my photobucket, my iTunes, and the contents of my dropbox
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(58)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police officer attacked by woman armed with razor escapes after close shave
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(29)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"The fight broke out after Bears fans got upset that one of their own said some nice things about the Packers"
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(29)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sens @ Pens and Blues @ Isles kick off your Saturday hockey at 1 PM ET. Then it's Flyers @ Kings at 4 ET. The puck then drops nine times this evening. Nine times. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mr. Farker. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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(51)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Korea flexes their vice-like grip on reality by warning Sony if they haven't learned their lesson after being hacked and still release the movie, Best Korea will be forced to hire Predators and Aliens to assassinate Sony employees
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(40)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
If you live in Northern California, hopefully you've stocked up early on brass knuckles, shivs, and throwing stars in time for this weekend's match up between the Raiders and the 49ers
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(26)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
News: Man robs a shop owner. Fark: By hypnotizing the shop owner into a trance and then going through his pockets to look for money
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(18)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian cricket team "in good spirits" after teammate suddenly turned into a spirit on the pitch
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You too can jump into the Batyacht for a cool £16 million... life jacket with cape extra
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(25)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
If karate is little too complicated, you might try puking on your attacker
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(39)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Vatican's new finance minister says the Holy See's finances are in much better shape than he thought after he found hundreds of millions of Euros "tucked away" in accounts that oddly, seem to have been accidentally omitted from the balance sheets
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stupid Secret Santa Christmas gifts we should stop giving each other. Come on people, it's not rocket science
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(8)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when Mariah Carey could effortlessly sing multiple octaves, with breath control and flawless pitch? Well, here are her isolated, unedited vocals from her Rockefeller Center Christmas performance. Hold on to those old memories
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(87)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Protected by cops, tens of thousands of clueless suburbanites flock to the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting despite being surrounded by angry mobs of disenfranchised NYC residents who are tired of not being protected from the cops
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(110)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penn State wants Jerry Sandusky to renew his season tickets
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Designers create tweed jacket that naturally smells like whiskey for people who find whiskey not sweet enough to drink
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the 12 gadgets nearly every amateur cook has bought and then tucked away in the back of a drawer after using it once. Fark chefs, add your own
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, it wouldn't be Christmas in NYC without the annual tree lighting at Rockefeller Center ... and Mariah Carey showing up three hours late
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(50)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Woman keeps her dead husband's corpse locked in their bedroom for six months while she and her six children wear black robes and pray to God for his resurrection. SPOILER: It doesn't work (brief hate speech from Kirk Cameron near start of video)
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(28)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rubberneckers
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(12)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
All eyes on the goalies for Rivalry Night as the Blackhawks lose their red-hot starter while the Blues sign some senior citizen from Jersey. Plus, Habs @ Wild, Oilers @ Winnipeg, and Flyers @ Ducks. First puck drops at 7 PM ET. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(78)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What happens when the passenger seated next to you kicks the bucket in mid-flight? Well since the FAA doesn't have an answer at all, pretty much every airline is on their own to deal with the stiff
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(84)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man charged with simple domestic assault for attacking wife with McChicken sandwich, would have been charged with aggravated assault had he made her eat it
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A hockey player, both on and off the ice, Jean Beliveau, a classy man who won 10 Stanley Cups has died at 83. May your path to the heavens be cleared with a Zamboni
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(37)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Foxboro's hottest new club is called "Optum". Opened in 2015 by serial comedian John Wayne Brady and located in former season ticket holders' seats, this place has everything: high rollers, human jellyfish, Furkles and a midget Offensive Coordinator
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's closest allies and backers are privately worried that a dark Horse Democratic primary challenger could come out of nowhere and de-rail her inevitable march to the White House. But c'mon, how likely is something like that?
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(160)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleveland cops who fired 137 shots at two unarmed black civilians in 2012 have filed a federal lawsuit saying they are victims of racial discrimination. Yes, Subby checked to see if this story was from the Onion too
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(199)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami to Bogota: Plane ticket - $1300. Baggage fees - $100. Bad joke about a bomb in your luggage - $89,000
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 65th birthday to Mickey Thomas, whose storied career has seen him sing for the likes of Elvin Bishop and Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and Starship. Get caught knee-deep in the hoopla with this #1 Starship hit
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(52)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember kids: If you accidentally get locked out of your home, call a relative or go to a neighbor's home. Do not try to get back inside via the chimney
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(14)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Darnell Dockett live tweeting jury duty is probably the funniest thing you will read today (Not safe for work language in comments)
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(50)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sony employees decide to make things easier for hackers this time around, by storing passwords in word documents
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women's fashions over the last century in one minute. Duck lips make their presence known, get their ass kicked by '40s pin curls
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(27)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen thinks there may be more Middle-Earth movies coming precisely when they mean to
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(153)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did Disney block God? Is Mickey Mouse a pawn of Satan? I'm just asking questions here
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(256)
 
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
If you've ever used your credit card to pay for parking anywhere in the United States, better start going over those monthly statements because the biggest parking lot operator in the US just got hacked
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(27)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Porta-potty engineering isn't exactly rocket science. Well, usually
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(17)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kirk Herbstreit releases his top four college football teams and drops his beloved Buckeyes out of the running
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(32)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before you take a big, smug bite of your cricket taco, ask yourself if there's really an ethical difference between eating insects for protein and traditional farm animals?
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(133)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Cricket ball to the face now leads by two wickets. That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if they go for the trifecta
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils subconscious menu backed by "incredible software" that uses eye tracking to suggest a pizza for you to buy. Still no cure for heart disease
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(20)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own 100 acres of land? Have $250,000 burning a hole in your pocket? Willing to die walking around the property where former owners left explosive booby traps hidden in the grounds? Then this may be for you
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(102)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
All stuffed with turkey and beer? Got all the shopping done? Good, now reward yourself with an all-day hockey feast. The Broad Street Bullies meet the Rags in New York at 1 PM ET. Then 11 more pucks drop starting at 7 PM ET. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(183)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Need some Clean, Old Fashioned Hate? Egg or Iron Bowl? Land Grant Trophy? Who takes the Old Oaken Bucket, Blinged Shillelagh, Governor's Cup, or Paul Bunyan's Axe? There's FSU-UF, Ducks-Beavs & more. CFB Rivalry Saturday - this time, it's personal
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(1439)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Discovering that Indians have little appetite for doughnuts or coffee in the AM, Dunkin' Donuts India now specializes in chicken and veggie burgers, just like McDonald's and Burger King
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(11)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Google makes it all dusty in here with their response to the death of Australian cricketer Phillip Hughes
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(6)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, now it seems that Walmart stole Christmas and hijacked politics
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(58)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke won his boxing match against the 29-year-old boxer with a record of 1-10. In other news, Rourke has either made a deal with the devil or he knows where to get the really good HGH
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(39)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In the UK, there's a 70% chance that the supermarket chicken you bought is infected with a deadly bacteria. Fortunately, boiling everything they eat removes both the taste AND the bug
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: A man at a hockey game goes in to cardiac arrest. Fark: And the goalie who happens to be a paramedic when not playing hockey rises to the occasion by helping to save the man by performing CPR until the paramedics got there
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(28)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I know. Let's start selling lottery tickets online"
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(56)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Add cricket to the list of things in Australia that will kill you
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hockey analytics translated into plain English - does more hitting lead to an NHL team winning more games?
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(19)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school considers cancelling a field trip to watch the Nutcracker ballet over concerns that some parents may be offended that it shows a Christmas tree
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(109)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
On this eve of Thanksgiving, we contemplate the things in life for which we are grateful. I am grateful for hockey. And I am grateful the NHL scheduled 9 games for Rivalry Night. So get an early start on your drinking, IT'S THANKSGIVING HOCKEY TIME, 7:30 PM ET
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(103)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI says that last year, 512 guns sales slipped through the cracks of their system and a person was able to purchase a gun without having their background checked for prior felonies or history of mental illness. 512 PER DAY or 186,000 total, that is
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(414)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Who amongst us hasn't installed a camera in our ex-wife's shower to film our chickens?
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So apparently the whole westward expansion of the US was nothing more than a plot by railroad companies to sell more tickets
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(44)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
"In the wake of Gamergate, some intrepid Twitter users have set up auto-blocking apps to free your timeline of harassment, and everything is rainbows and unicorns again. Just kidding. Now people are mad they've been blocked"
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(517)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again when hockey fans speculate on which coach will lose his NHL job first, and there are a lot of good candidates
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Denver Broncos have given kicker Brandon McManus the boot
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(66)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Want to have $5 million burning a hole in your pocket? Just solve NASA's cube challenge, brainiac
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Salmonella in ten states linked to raw bean sprouts. Food industry experts shocked that there are Americans who eat bean sprouts
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(18)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fran Tarkenton: Vikings doctors gave me a horse painkiller now banned in the US for human use just so I could play on Sunday. The painkillers in NFL locker rooms today are even more dangerous
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(18)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Is anyone even shocked or surprised by anything Miley Cyrus does anymore?
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(120)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer uses 3,500 year old Bronze Age ceremonial dagger as a doorstop for years, unaware of its "incredible importance" until a friend says he should get it checked out by archaeologists - then sells it to a museum
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(59)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If, like me, you've been wondering if Napoleon Bonaparte is responsible for Nutella-related crimes skyrocketing worldwide, you're right. In related news, there's a worldwide Nutella-related crime problem
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(18)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Robot discovers that Antarctic ice is thicker than we thought, freezes its shiny metal ass
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(14)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Because you care: Mickey Rourke loses 15kg in preparation for his upcoming boxing match. Fark Bonus: A pic that'll ruin your day
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(50)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Obama's amnesty speech? Well WaPo fact checkers gave it 3 Pinocchios. Well it was four until HotAir mentioned it, so they downgraded it, but hey, at least this time they didn't make up excuses for him
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(46)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Playboy mansion resident shocked to discover how she was expected to pay the rent
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(156)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Legendary hockey coach Pat Quinn down for the count at age 71. Bobby Orr nods knowingly
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(23)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ryan Mallett of the Texans is knocked out for the season before he could even get a Delhomme rating
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(9)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Yale kicker gives the best pump-fake to avoid a blocked punt you'll see all season
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(8)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man called 911 and made fake gunshot noises in order to escape traffic tickets
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(33)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If Facebook is to be trusted, everyone loves the Packers, know about the Bears and the Vikings, and have never heard of the Lions outside of Michigan
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Johnson of the Columbus Blue Jackets learns the hard way that you never give anyone, including your mother, full power of attorney
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tongue sticker-outer
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(34)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fans of the Rangers, Jets, Ducks and 'Nucks - you're out of luck 'cuz they ain't playing today. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS. 13 games today including two Original 6 showdowns. First puck already dropped, but 12 more drops coming... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(100)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Was Hillary Clinton's reckless Tweet in support of Obama's reckless immigration action so reckless it may have recklessly wrecked her chances to become president? Reckless
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(74)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why the Part 1/Part 2 "Mockingjay" split makes a mockery of the book
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers believe they've detected the first black hole to have been kicked out of its galaxy
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(9)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Here's a first-person look at what it's like to skydive into a packed football stadium
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just as we feared, crime rates have skyrocketed to a 20-year low under the bleeding heart administration of Bill de Blasio
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(72)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Ever play Three-card Monte with someone on the street? Ever make a climate deal with the Chinese government? Same thing... sucker
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(130)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jason Isbell, former Drive-By Truckers member and current Americana Music Association "Artist of the Year," receives email from an NBC talent scout asking him to audition for "The Voice"
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(70)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
George Orwell was wrong: Big Brother *won't* be watching you. But Little Hacker Brother certainly will
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(33)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So far, the 2016 field of presidential candidates is the biggest group of losers since the Columbus Blue Jackets held their alumni night
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(302)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Monty Python has ceased to be. Bereft of life, they rest in peace. They've kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed their last, and gone to meet the great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky
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(56)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Nickelback writes song inspired by unrest in Ferguson. Finally, I know what feels to have, bro
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(23)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Residents of Minden, Nebraska are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would put up a sign reading: "Aids, Ebola, Obama, Thanks Africa"
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke decides it is time for some more plastic surgery
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(10)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Come on out to Ralph Wilson Stadium this week and help shovel 220,000 tons of snow and get free tickets to watch Orton/Manuel & the Bills take on Geno/Vick & the Jets. Also we'll pay you. How about a free frogurt?
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some of these cars were lemons, some were total flops. Others were wildly successful and are still on the market today. But every last one is packed with sex appeal. The 50 hottest cars of the past 100 years
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(223)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Rivalry Night in the NHL and there's two great tilts on tap: Flyers head to New York to meet the Rangers while Vancouver visits the Oilers. Pucks for both drop at 8 PM ET. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(50)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Carpenter helps out elderly neighbors during Buffalo's megastorm by shoveling five-foot drifts off their sidewalk, clearing their furnace vent, giving them his phone number and asking if they're okay. Carpenter is actually Bills kicker Dan Carpenter
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(18)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 things you (probably) didn't know about Full Metal Jacket but then you probably don't know anything you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shiat
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(121)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas Jayhawks rocked and chalked by the Kentucky Wildcats. Duke still sucks
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(30)
 
(Stupid Hackathon)
 
 
 
NYC hackathon unites hardware ninjas with growth hackers in an effort to totally disrupt the legacy startup paradigm. Come for the organic telepresence robot, stay for the 3D printed Bitcoin pasties (Warning: Some content Not safe for work and/or graphic)
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(7)
 
(New England Patriots)
 
 
 
I don't think Bill Belichick knew there were cameras present in the locker room as he looked almost human
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(34)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County, Florida's weirdest write-in votes from Election Day, including nearly 300 for Mickey Mouse, and 1 for "My Cat Would Be Better Than Scott or Crist"
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Tue November 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Danish citizen Torbjørn C. Pedersen, 35, has been traveling since October 2013, with the goal of visiting every country without stepping on an airplane and surviving on just $20 a day. Pedersen has already ticked 65 countries off his list"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If everybody hates Nickelback, then how come they keep selling albums and performing in sold-out arenas?
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hackers have attacked the U.S. energy grid 79 times this year already
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(11)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Ayn Rand went from a derided, mocked hack writer who sucked on the welfare teat when she was alive to a derided, mocked hack writer who sucked on the welfare teat when she was alive beloved by Conservatives
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(169)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Frat bro shocked to discover urine won't put out an electrical fire
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(53)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks to his team: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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(49)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Ft. Lauderdale -- the city that made headlines for citing a 90-year-old man for feeding the homeless -- has budgeted $25,000 to purchase bus tickets for homeless people who would like to leave town
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Imprisoned hacker reveals how he broke into emails of Colin Powell, George Bush and others. DNS Spoofing? Password cracking? Brute force attacks? Nope...just password guessing. Maybe Barney123 wasn't such a great password after all
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Gordie Howe's son confirms his recovery chances are poor and he's "headed in the wrong direction", may get picked up by Maple Leafs
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(21)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Cincy fan who got ball-jacked during Saints game given replacement ball. Still no cure for NOLA douchebaggery
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Sun November 16, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Raiders have been eliminated from playoff contention. This is my shocked face. It has been almost a full year since they last won a game. This is my happy face
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(38)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Let us prepare another eulogy for hockey's enforcers, as the brief A.D. (After Domi) resurgence comes to a close
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DEA raids six NFL locker rooms
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(44)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Porn star Belle Knox writes article about prostitution and you already clicked
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