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69 headlines found matching 'CIO'
Thu April 27, 2017
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' new deputy isn't a malicious bigot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Traffic shut down near the British Parliament after man arrested on suspicion of "terror offenses" including the possession of weaponized cutlery
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Tue April 25, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
A secret brings Elizabeth and Paige together. Oleg's secrets put him under KGB suspicion. The Morozov operation creates an opportunity that changes everything. Claudia's back in charge. See if 'The Americans' make a run for it, F/X 10PM EST
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Obama's use of complete sentences is seen as a vicious attack on Trump
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first scientific evidence of a higher state of consciousness has been found in people tripping on acid. Damn straight, dude, I told you the walls could breathe
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Thu April 13, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian parliament to unveil pot legislation today. Why couldn't they hold this off to a more auspicious date, say, one week from now?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Western Hemisphere at night. Lights in the U.S. suspiciously line up with Blue voting districts
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey dumps younger dancer boyfriend due to his insane jealousy over her ongoing relationship with ex Nick Cannon, plus her "sneaking suspicion" that he was using her for fame
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A restaurant review of surpassing viciousness...for a €600 dinner at a restaurant run by a Michelin-starred chef. For example, the gratinated onions dish: "It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager's party"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Federal committee considers cybersecurity corps
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Tue April 04, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on 'The Americans,' Phillip gets a new beard (not a euphemism). Mischa crashes the Jennings' party. Stan's new girlfriend comes under suspicion and Henry actually gets some real screen time. 10PM EDT on FX
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(Some Back Pain)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Florida market for oxycodone was suspiciously dominated by one foreign manufacturer, and they may escape billions of dollars in fines because apparently everyone is on drugs
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Life of 'Penthouse' founder Bob Guccione to be made into TV series. "The plan is to do it on cable, Amazon, Netflix or somewhere where we can do it uncensored." In other news, this could be the highest rated TV show in history
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Consciousness is an illusion - it's robots, all the way down
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Sat April 01, 2017
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Come show us your pets. Even better, show us your pets with beauty or other filters. (LGT precious angels)
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Fri March 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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Wed March 29, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
It seems New York Governor Cuomo is practicing to be a good Republican, the billions in subsidies he's poured into corporations upstate have produced precious few jobs
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost tourist is saved after nine days in the Amazon rainforest after monkeys dropped food to him from the trees and led him to water. It's a good thing he avoided the Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The dreaded Baby Boomers have teamed up with the Silent Generation and are laying a vicious beatdown on GenX, but wait... Bah Gawd King, that's The Millennials' music, what are THEY doing here?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are boomers sociopaths? I don't know, what else would you call a generation of impulsive, self-absorbed individuals who are stealing from their grandkids and blaming everyone but themselves for their problems?
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Don Trump Jr praised Jimmy Fallon for not being "vicious and pushing a political agenda like everyone else on TV." Wait, who does that?
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Wed March 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad about eating butter, it's not that bad for you. Delicious butter on everything is what life is all about
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff says there is "more than circumstantial evidence" tying the Trump campaign to Russia. This should make for a delicious "The Rachel Maddow Show" tonight on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000 has dropped, and it's deliciously cheesy
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Mon March 20, 2017
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Another tale of executives cashing in while regular employees are on food stamps, this time from those rapacious right-wing capitalist monsters at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reality star found dead at 28. Surprisingly he did not die of shame from being on a show called Jerseylicious
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Thu March 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are few things as vicious as a pack of hungry tortoises, thankfully they don't move very fast
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Fri March 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. Murphy says what many of us are thinking, Wikileaks timing for releasing this info on the CIA is suspiciously timed, almost as if they were trying to deflect attention from something else, but what could that be?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brexit backer and Trump supporter Farage stops by Ecuadorian embassy housing Wikileaks' Julian Assange. Asked by reporters what he was doing there, he replies that he doesn't remember. Not suspicious at all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grandpa Munster says the Trumps were "gracious and warm" during dinner at the White House and everything was fine, just fine, and there is no reason to suspect otherwise
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Please call the atrocious Republican healthcare plan "Trumpcare". Because the White House doesn't want you to call it that
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
122 "vicious" Gitmo detainees released by Obama have gone back to terrorism, tweets the Trump. Give or take 113 who were released by George W. Bush
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A model of the National Archives is found in the basement of the National Archives. No word if it was found in the preservation room with delicious jams and jellies
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Sat March 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ready for the some college hoops action? On the hardwood today: UNC vs Duke(sucks), Kansas at OK State, Louisville vs Notre Dame, Florida at Vandy, FSU vs Miami, the bubblicious Ga Tech at Syracuse, and so much more
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Daily WTF)
 
 
 
Yo man I heard you liked dates so I put dates in your dates so we could double date. So, what atrocious recoding projects are you working on these days?
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Wed March 01, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie's antics as Mayor put him in Vigilante's sights, but his extensive knowledge of Star City's zipline network let him escape. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David deals with a growing suspicion that he's on a TV show (FX 10ET)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Flight from Heathrow to San Francisco cancelled due to a mouse sneaking on board. Suspicions were first raised when passengers spotted a cat running up and down the aisles with a large wooden mallet
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's definitely not a Muslim ban, but here's what you have to do to get back into the U.S. if you have a suspicious name
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perez chosen to lead the DNC. Expected to name Morgan, Bench, Griffey, and Concepcion as deputies
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a live chicken in the bathroom at the Cobourg McDonald's in Northumberland, Municipal Animal Services would like to tell you that unlike McNuggets, it was delicious
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bojangles' restaurants to phase out chicken raised on antibiotics. Sweet, delicious antibiotics
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Tue February 21, 2017
(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
You find yourself homeless after being released on bail. Do you: c.) Live in a hospital closet and steal volunteer smocks to avoid suspicion
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Mon February 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis unexpectedly visits Iraq, says the US isn't there to steal its precious, precious oil
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and Stephen Bannon embrace one another tightly as the setting sun warms the room through the translucent white curtains. "We are one," Priebus whispers gently into Bannon's ear. He replies, "Yes, my precious, we are"
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Harbin zoo blames bad camera angle for making their ferocious tigers look 'chubby'
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
OPD officer who mistook delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze for meth simply disciplined after it was found she was not properly taught to use the notoriously bad issue test kits. No word about her training officer or superiors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that will be met with suspicion, Durex condom owner buys baby formula company
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Tue February 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cannabis farm discovered at Legoland Windsor after routine check. Suspicions were raised after the Nexo Knights were spotted raiding the doughnut stand before passing out in Mini-Amsterdam
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Thu February 02, 2017
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Judge Doody drops the puck on gold digger that smuggled precious metals in his Canadian starfish
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Tue January 31, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
'Ghost ship' found off of Cape Hatteras 96 years ago today remains a mystery, although suspicion currently rests on the six-toed cat
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Mon January 30, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Here, have some 'phoenix claws'. Don't they look delicious?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Election chief says there is no evidence of any voter fraud in Louisiana. Officials only become suspicious of possible inappropriate poll activity when someone actually cast a vote for a Democrat
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Notwithstanding that atrocious De Niro movie about interns, middle-aged mums are re-entering the workforce as part-time "returners" with aim of once again being full-time employees
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Current polling on California seceding? Oh, well, it's only 5%, you're going to have some crazies, right? It's....32%? Holy shiat. And President Cheetolicious hasn't even done anything irrevocably stupid yet
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What will improve my already delicious hoagies? How about deep-frying the whole thing and calling it a Zoagie?
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't stop talking about how he won. Sociopathy is a hell of a thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With the inauguration of Trump mere hours away, what should be the theme song of such an auspicious event? Subby will give away a month of TF (Or a donation to a charity of your choice) to the top 3 best suggestions
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Thu January 19, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO has a sneaking suspicion that maybe Trump hasn't been exactly straightforward about his plan to replace the ACA. Bonus: they are just now realizing he has no plan
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Official Inauguration Poem is out. "Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud, The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod With purpose and strength he came down from his tower To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power"
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Apple planning to produce original shows and movies. They'll be suspiciously similar to other studios' content, but fans will swear Apple produced them first
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub reports searches for watersports-related content skyrockets after Trump salaciousness, follow with stats indicating that northern New England winters are long but holy fark, seriously?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice will convince a naked man to break into your house searching for sesame seeds for his hamburger bun
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after bizarre rampage near Swedish Hospital, gets charged with burglary, auto theft, possession of stolen property, malicious mischief, DUI and hit-and-run. HRRBIE GRRBIE GRRRBIE HRRBIE HRRRR
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
My wife hates fast food - she's very health-conscious, I got my groomsmen to dress up as McDonald's food items
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Empty your gun into a car that's leaving and pump all occupants full of holes because you think they are suspicious? Well, that's fine in the U.S.
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Liberals who want to protect diversity in the age of Trump should expand the concept to include socioeconomic status
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Cambodian police hunt for three men who Photoshopped their king into gay porn: "Gay Cambodians note with a wink that the king is a style-conscious bachelor and former ballet instructor in Paris"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
And the most ferocious insect on Earth title goes to the tiger beetle who hunts down its prey and tears it to pieces with its massive jaws
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