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Thu July 10, 2014
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pierpaolo Piccioli joined together in Paris to show their fall/winter haute couture line for Valentino. The collection, as a whole, was gorgeous, regal, sensual ... and very, very transparent. (Not safe for work, but classy)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your food probably contains delicious, tasty wood pulp
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There's only ONE option to take the place of an airheaded anti-vaxxer beauty queen *and* an avaricious flat-earther on "The View," you betcha
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(Fark)
 
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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Sun July 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What company should be the one liberals love the most, for being socially conscious, paying amazing wages, etc. That's right the Hobby Lobby
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Thu July 03, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover consciousness on-off switch, eager to test it out in Washington, DC
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"You mean you ate bug poop bee vomit honey?" my husband asked incredulously. "Yes, yes I did," I replied, "And, it was delicious"
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Chile's Mauricio Pinilla gets tattoo of last-minute-crossbar-hitting shot vs Brazil
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Mon June 30, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fresh calls to lift US ban on that most delicious of foods, chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach
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(83)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious when they discovered a stripper pole in the middle of the barber shop
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(55)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Why you should feed your children organic food. Having a far lighter wallet is suspiciously not listed
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine of the most expensive things you can find on Amazon. Monster Cables suspiciously absent
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Sat June 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Symantec's chief operating officer, Stephen Gillett, has an impressive resume that includes executive stints at Starbucks, CNET and Best Buy. He's also a level 70 paladin and priest with a particular focus on healing abilities"
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police arrest 25 people against goodness and normalcy at suspicious, drug-fuelled ceremony
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Article reminded subby that it's time for Florida's long overdue revamp of its state flag to the silhouette of a man bearing down on two pit bulls with nun-chucks as the dogs viciously attack another man
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan and Dan Savage agree: Antigay activists are 'worried that dicks are delicious'
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Metal: "Fark the world." Punk: "Fark the world because we disagree with your underlying socio-economic and political policies that are screwing-over the average human"
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Sat June 14, 2014
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches one in 30 million delicious yellow lobster
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Tue June 10, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for sexting police officer after initially calling about suspicious vehicle
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(Small Business (UK))
 
 
 
Why small businesses are afraid to go online: Bad reviews, malicious comments and damning social media posts cost the average business $100,000 a year, and one in five say their entire online strategy is "firefighting" against trolls
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Mon June 09, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're two 19-year old kids with a stolen credit card, it might arouse suspicions if you use that card to rent a $240,000 car and a $12 million vacation home
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie: Should I tell my dates that I'm a sociopath, or is that a discovery they should make on their own?
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(167)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven traits shared by wealthy people. Investment in TotalFark account suspiciously absent
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(51)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seven things you never knew about Fawlty Towers, including how Manuel the waiter was actually knocked unconscious and set on fire by John Cleese during filming and why Basil the rat didn't appear with any of the real actors
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Why you should be watching a show about mutilated bovine, sociopathic families and otherworldly phenomena. And yes. Mr. King is involved
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The most popular opening chess moves. Queen to queen's level 3 suspiciously absent
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(32)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"My precious, my precious, I am burglarizing this tobacco store to search for my precious"
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(11)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for suspicion of being Justin Bieber
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure the world's glaciers might melt, but they have enough iron locked inside them to prevent global warming from becoming a problem when they do. Here comes the glaciology
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(76)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Real 'Merican GOP House candidate: The gay element in America is plotting to recruit and sodomize your precious kids
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(153)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers reveal studies on new humpback whale species, claims it's delicious
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Mon May 19, 2014
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass yet delicious looking rare pig born at Chester zoo
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Fri May 16, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Family whose son was attacked by their neighbor's vicious pit bull but rescued by his cat will not sue the owners of the dog in a rare moment of common sense
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Two women decide to swap places after a sheriff pulls them over for suspicion of drunk driving. It seemed like a great idea since both women were drunk and the cop got two for the price of one
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Spain follows Germany's path on bank account spying. Transactions over 1K€ will be labeled suspicious while 3K€ transfers will get you your own personal spotlight. Stay dilligent, all four of you Spaniard Farkers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's that delicious time of year again, National Burger Month. What do you like on YOUR burger?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Depending on who you talk to, the infamous Black Mass that was to happen at Harvard was either called off because no one would host it, or looked suspiciously like a normal bar playing Black Sabbath
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Step 1. Have friend sucker punch dude that looks like a bouncer from down the street; curb stomp once him once he's unconscious. Step 3. Tell Rutgers to find a new QB, because you're about to be charged with murder
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Mon May 12, 2014
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep. Drinking yourself unconscious not an option, despite the fact that it does usually work. Share your own tips
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Casa de Logo)
 
 
 
Why would you pass a law that resulted in a record-number of bankruptcies in this country? Bank money, of course. Delicious bank bribery money
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Sun May 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In New York City, the dedicated officers of the NYPD pursue vicious felons who are intent upon using their smartphones as weapons. By filming the dedicated officers in action. These are their stories. *doink* *doink*
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Free, open source software is cheaper to adopt than big, bad, greedy Microsoft, right? Think again
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this suspicious abandonment
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuelan ex-intelligence chief shot dead in a "suspicious manner." At least they didn't shoot him in a blatant manner or anything
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(Komo)
 
 
 
You see a suspicious-looking car at 3:30 in the morning in a seedy part of town. Do you C) stick your head in the car to see what's going on?
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Microsoft issues warning of yet another zero-day vulnerability, in all IE versions, that facilitates silent installation of malicious software. Please don't panic, however, as they have given assurances they have no idea when or if it will be fixed
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia university locked down for an hour and a half because of A) a suspicious package B) a bomb threat C) a man with a cellphone in his front pocket
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Thu April 24, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman files $275K lawsuit after vicious pit bull attack because owner knew the animal had "abnormally dangerous propensities in attacking people." Did I say pit bull? I meant duck
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(41)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fairfax County school system in Virginia announces new, "sshh, it's OK, precious snowflakes, you can sleep in as late as you want" policy
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two trains start from the same place traveling in opposite directions. Train A travels 7 mph faster than train B. In 5 hours they are 385 miles apart. Is train A's rate more delicious than ice-cold Pepsi Cola? T F (circle one)
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
30 delicious three-ingredient food hacks you can make right now. Number 23 makes me hungry
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(13)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and according to pop culture, power turns children into little devil-monsters. Obvious tag kneecapped by one of the precious snowflakes (Not safe for work image in article)
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(27)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 11, with #2 ranked heavyweight Fabricio Werdum vs #3 ranked Travis Browne. Early prelims stream at 3:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims at 5 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate
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Thu April 17, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
In a welcome change of pace, American Thinker publishes a birther article which graciously contains citations debunking its own conspiracy theory
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
LSD is closed due to a suspicious package
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(27)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Prison inmate accused of filing 387 tax-credit applications. Authorities became suspicious when all the forms requested payment in cigarettes
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(18)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
When your "chiropractor" tries to help you quit smoking through acupuncture, you probably should be a bit suspicious. When his treatment includes choking people in his bathroom until they pass out, you probably should just run away
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(47)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pigs in SPAAAACE. Delicious, delicious pigs
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(11)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minnesota Timberwolves forward Dante Cunningham, who was arrested last week for suspicion of domestic assault has been arrested again, this time for suspicion of terrorist threats
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(10)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The hazmat team is going to be real busy if they have to be called out every time a suspicious powder in found in a college dorm room
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(10)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Note to liquor store clerks: If a customer asks you to hold up cash for a picture, you should be very suspicious
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael Schumacher having moments of consciousness, first spoken words reported to be "It was the Stig, the STIG"
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(23)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The pangolin: a relatively unknown (to Western world) mammal that looks like a dragon that nobody will ever hear of again. Why? Because it's "delicious"
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(112)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
China experiences "breakup boom" with 10,000 divorces a day. Phrase of the day in fortune cookies is now "conscious uncoupling"
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(20)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are "floating in a pool" of ranch dressing. A delicious, delicious pool that goes great with everything from hot wings to pizza crust to french fries and is even better when mixed with ketchup
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Beer made from kudzu? M-m-m, sounds delicious
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(41)
 
(WGGB)
 
 
 
Report of woman crying and yelling and a man acting suspicious turns out to be just a man with a car full of kids
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(15)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Fox Soccer)
 
 
 
Unconscious and swallowing his own tongue after taking a knee to the face, a Ukrainian soccer player was rescued by a member of the opposing team who cleared his airway. Story to the left, comments of how it was a dive to the right
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(26)
 
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Apparently having a Colorado license plate is all the probable cause needed to get you arrested in Idaho for suspicion of drug trafficking
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(107)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called to Bob Barker's house after suspicious package showed upon the game show host's doorstep, leading some to wonder who was trying to neuter the geriatric celebrity
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(32)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Nearly half of young men say they were coerced into sex; other half want it to be known that they are available for coercion
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(81)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Mmmmmm....This strawberry shortcake is delicious. You can really taste the beaver ass"
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(43)
 
(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
New York college to offer new course on Miley Cyrus. The course will cover sociological impacts of fame, gender, race, class and will be a lot of twerk but students will learn a bunch and stuff
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
First they subject us to Celine Dion. Then they double down with Justin Bieber. Now those dastardly Canadians are after that most American of all things: our precious peanut butter. When do we start bombing?
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Early spanking of children is tied to a vicious cycle of misbehavior. Which pretty much shows how discipline must have been handled in the Lohan household
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(32)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vicious antigay bigot Scott Lively says gays are going to take over the world and impose a socialist, one-world tyrannical government. Which can't be true cos it leaves NO time for shopping
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(115)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Cory Booker: My dinner with Ted Cruz" He was delicious
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(30)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil"
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual conquests expands. Highlights include Benicio Del Toro
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(76)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kid finds apple that is half Red Delicious, half Granny Smith. Somewhere out there in the orchard is its evil twin - half Granny Smith, half Red Delicious. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(92)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
White House pastry chef tells Michelle she can suck his delicious cream filling
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(181)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention leader declares that the terms "zygote" and "embryo" are used to "oppress unborn people" suggests replacing them medically with "precious little baby that only a hell-bound slut would even THINK of aborting"
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(432)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colts owner, Jim Irsay, arrested on suspicion of DUI. See? You have to be drunk to trade a first-round pick for Trent Richardson
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(58)
 
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
The strangeness that is Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 deepens: Diverted to top secret Indian Ocean US military base where several top disease experts are examining "highly suspicious" cargo. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me
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(166)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Petition to stop pitbull from being euthanized gathers 44,000 signatures after 4 yr old boy sneaks into dog's yard and is mauled viciously when he steals the dog's bone. Logic - Boy was trespassing, the dog was just being a dog
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(427)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Serious Scrabble players loathe the idea of commoners adding "fake" words into their precious Scrabble dictionaries. Shame they hate such a cromulent idea
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(46)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
♫ Hello ♫ Dolly ♫ Well hello ♫ Dolly ♫ It's so nice to VAPORIZE YOUR EYES AND SUCK OUT YOUR DELICIOUS IMMORTAL SOUL ♫
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(13)
 

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