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53 headlines found matching 'CIO'
Sun May 29, 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have we made a massive breakthrough in schizophrenia treatment? Yes we has preciousss
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My bff has a wonderful husband that she is suspicious of and doesn't appreciate. She just called and 'forbade' me from meeting him for lunch. What do you do when someone you care about starts to self-destruct?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to make a juicy, delicious burger this Memorial Day weekend? Use these 5 tips from the pros before even picking up a spatula
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Thu May 26, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are now legally consciously uncoupled
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(Estately)
 
 
 
The bizarre questions each U.S. state asks Google: from "am I a sociopath?" in Texas to "how to open a jar" from North Carolina. Suddenly, so many things make sense
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depending on who you ask, the White House has or has not asked a survivor of the Bataan Death March, who bears a suspicious resemblance to Hank Hill's father, Cotton, to accompany him on his visit to Hiroshima
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
School bans whistles, fearing the precious snowflakes might find the sound 'too aggressive.'
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Fri May 20, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How not to waste money at the grocery store. "Stay the fark out of Whole Foods" suspiciously absent
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Thu May 19, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Delta to hike fares. Also, cheeseburgers to be delicious, Duke to suck, and water to be wet
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study finds that Neanderthals were killed off by bitter cold in contrast to a former theory that Homo Sapiens found them delicious
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman on airplane reports suspicious dark skinned man writing in code on piece of paper. Plane delayed 2 hours while crew figures out it was Italian-born Ivy League Economics professor doing math equations. Dumbass, facepalm, stupid tags collide
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The injured 19-year-old man was reported to be conscious and breathing when the ambulance arrived" I guess screaming is a type of breathing, right?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Sick Chirpse)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme's new Nutella doughnut is so delicious that people have fainted during taste tests
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven new animal species discovered in Bolivia. Researchers describe them as "delicious"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"The CIO of Naughty America says gamers and porn connoisseurs are an overlapping demographic"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Is it considered inhumane to boil a lobster? If so, why does adding butter make torture taste so delicious?
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against "malicious erections." Your inner 5-year-old approves
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicken farm holds impromptu fried chicken dinner after 100,000 birds go up in flames. "It smelled delicious"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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Fri April 22, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman leading Flint water lawsuit murdered. This is also not suspicious or anything
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Flint Water Department employee found dead. That's not suspicious or anything
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Clinton voters overlook money lust, shadowy surrogates, sociopathic policy shifts, horrific overseas record
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Netflix time travel series, created by SG1 series creator and starring Eric McCormack. Characters travel through time by sending their consciousness' into people. Not at all like Quantum Leap. (Just hire Scott Bakula and get it over with)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Invertebrate consciousness: Would you like to know more?
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
On the "Never Suspicious" list of voter suppression: 44,000 Democrats who were moved from active to inactive voter status and 70,000 Democrats removed from the inactive voter list in Brooklyn
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Sappy and delicious headline of the day: Rescued calf becomes companion for blind cow who lost pig best friend
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Sat April 09, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
USS Gerald Ford set to join the fleet in September, when it will be promptly eaten by the USS Seawolf, the Connecticut, and the Jimmy Carter because it is delicious
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Kare11)
 
 
 
91-year-old man is a member of his Texas neighborhood citizen patrol, says his main job is to look for people who exhibit suspicious behavior. Like being out on the streets after 7:30 at night
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
The Court-ordered monitor who is supposed to ensure HSBC is not laundering money..again..is just a wee bit suspicious of the loans it made to a company exporting mini-skirts to Iran, and the customer who used a garbage bag of cash to open an account
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle's 'Man in Tree' charged with malicious mischief and assault: "He's being held on $50,000 bail. If he makes bail he's ordered to have no contact with the tree"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man charged with selling pot from wife's daycare center. Cops became suspicious when the kids giggled all the time but never cried
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Mon March 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities intercept sub heading for the U.S. carrying $200 million in cocaine. Apparently officials became suspicious when another submarine arrived ahead of it carrying a mirror and 15,000 straws
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Hogwarts' new IT guy has a blog. Accio laughter
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Mon March 21, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious trash cans on fire
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
♫ Ring, Ring, a product without clientele / Ring, Ring, an internet-of-things doorbell / Ring, Ring, $60M in capital / Richard Branson's funding so graciously / The investors hold on tenaciously / Ring, Ring, it's flushing his cash straight to hell ♫
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What does a 4-clawed lobster look like? Delicious
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Authorities report suspicious substance found at Ted Cruz Houston campaign office, tests show the foreign matter was deemed to be likability
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Some Hometown)
 
 
 
Drunk man knocks himself unconscious after fight with brick wall
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Feminist glaciology paper leads to meltdown of reason
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You would think that if your company is under investigation by the SEC you would avoid doing anything that looked suspicious. Well it's thinking like that is why you're not the CEO of a multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical company
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Barking Carnival)
 
 
 
"What four grown men, two suspiciously eager women, and a free-range emu consent to do in a San Francisco high-rise is their business"
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Mon February 22, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bacon spill closes highway for 9 hours, 9 delicious hours
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas officials became immediately suspicious of town's water when they realized it was black
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Emily Blunt in talks to star in Mary Poppins sequelcalifragilistic expialidocious
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Mon February 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There may be something suspicious about Scalia's death after all: He was staying in the presidential suite at a luxury resort on a trip with a bunch of "friends" from DC, free of charge
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists x-ray potato chips as part of ongoing efforts to make the world's most perfect snack food even more addictive ... er, delicious
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Wed February 10, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DMX found unconscious in a hotel room, depressed that kids aren't buying bikes like they used to
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Sat February 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What Toyota's mercy killing of Scion means for you
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
Scion later
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
Man at Walmart arrested for assault with a delicious weapon
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