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Thu February 22, 2018
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance sent to Prince Harry. Police are looking for someone who hates royalty, but thinks they're normal enough to open their own mail
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Tue February 20, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Years after appearing on Dr. Phil, parents of dismembered 13-year-old daughter charged with her murder. Detectives were suspicious when they claimed they just wanted to put the pieces back together and move on
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese whale skull fossil identified as world's earliest example of Eden's whale, a species related to and much less delicious than the minke whale
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bine? Weer? Wildly unique, sometimes odd, usually delicious new type of bottled alcohol caters to drinkers who can't decide
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Dad is barely conscious and we think he'll die tonight or tomorrow. We think he has a safe deposit box. How do we find out?
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(Boing Boing)
 
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You thought the White House daily press briefings were torture? Watch this precious snowflake scream and run amok for 8 hours on a flight from Germany to NJ...you'll never complain again
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Mon February 12, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A suspicious letter containing an unknown substance was sent to the Manhattan apartment of Trump's daughter-in-law. Three people were taken to hospital for observation, sources say. Obvious cocaine reference waiting for all-clear update
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Reg E. Cathey, famous for roles on shows like "The Wire" and making delicious ribs on "House of Cards", passes away at 59
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Bootylicious Cumblethrone makes his debut as The Grinch
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, caterpillar fungus soup sounds delicious, but in Vegas it'll set you back $688 a bowl
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza
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Wed February 07, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to Tide: Well, maybe if you didn't make your Tide Pods look so damn delicious, maybe kids wouldn't try and eat them
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Tue February 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WH Chief of Staff says immigrants "too lazy" to sign up for DACA, dissent is treason, another shutdown coming, Bannon won't talk, Dow bounced back, Memo was debunked, and rocket successfully launched. Come be contumacious with us in the Twisted Tuesday MSNBC thread at 8PM ET
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Authorities race to farm to save the cows from vicious tiger that turned out to be stuffed animal. They got suspicious when the "tiger" didn't move for 45 minutes
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Some CSI)
 
 
 
Coffee urn left near Manhattan courthouse by caterers for television show "Law & Order: SVU" caused brief scare after it was mistaken for a suspicious package. *DON DUNN* (TFA is slightly longer than headline)
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you sedate plants, they seem to lose consciousness, but are they really conscious? And if they are, what did they think when Mark Wahlberg talked to that tree?
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Somebody get the salami and cream-cheese and rub it all over his face! He's unconscious! On the ground! With the mop! That's the story!"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Not all sports fans are gracious losers
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Douchebag pro-life centrist Democratic representative will likely win reelection because... the AFL-CIO still supports him despite his stance against raising the minimum wage to $15/hr over the next 7 yrs. GOD DAMNIT I WANT OUT OF THIS SIMULATION
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Government building evacuated because of: A) Suspicious package B) Suspicious backpack C) Bag of popcorn in the break room microwave
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, after nearly 100 years with that name will now be known as the United Airlines Memorial Coliseum. There'll be some upgrades including seating, so get ready for that spacious leg room airlines are known for
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Mon January 29, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The cheese does not stand alone. It's teeming with microbial colonies. Delicious microbial colonies
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Sun January 28, 2018
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cops seizing your suspicious cash. New hotness: cops seizing your suspicious clothing and jewelry
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
I haven't a clue as to what a tacro is. Oh it's a taco made with a delicious buttery croissant taco shell. Here, take my buttered-up pastry money
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Problem: suspicious package at the post office. Answer: well, shiat
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Fri January 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired of your ties always getting tangled up and costing you precious time? Coolest way ever to tie a tie
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your News Dump Friday gets off to an early start, as Deutsche Bank announces it "is looking at evidence that companies related to Jared Kushner may have moved 'suspicious' money" through the bank
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Researchers analyze suspicious Bitcoin trading circa 2013 and determine that a single person was responsible for the $150 to $1,000 price surge
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
"Think how you would feel if your children were trampled with cruelty and viciousness that had no boundaries,"
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Can't resist the temptation of those delicious looking Tide pods? Try this recipe for an edible version
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hunter risks his life to rescue terrified deer trapped on frozen lake. Later tells reporters that it was delicious. (with video)
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tiki Torch aficionado Richard Spencer to the University of Cincinnati: I want to speak at your campus. UofC: Sure, but you will have to pay $11K for the extra security you require. Spencer: how DARE you violate my FREE speech rights? I'm suing
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Sun January 07, 2018
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Infectious cancer has brought Tasmanian devils to the brink of extinction, but the pugnacious marsupial is revolving rapidly as it fights for survival
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Sat January 06, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Happy hockey Saturday, it's ice cold and we start out with the Blues/FLYERS @ 1pm ET. Followed by some petrochemical pyrotechnics @ 3pm ET. Then there's time for a booze run as once again most of the games start @ 7pm & 8pm ET. SILENCIO, PIERRE
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You're not truly a bourbon aficionado unless you're adding a splash of $10 water that's bottled from a Kentucky limestone aquifer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tough guy gets attacked by vicious bob-kitty
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Shaun White sees Carrie Underwood's 40-50 face stitches and raises to 62 face stitches plus a vicious video
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who invented spacious glass hotel atrium moves to cramped wooden box
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Tue January 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Delicious venison, you can either spend lots of money for it in expensive resturants or get it for free at the local food pantry. Here's why
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Mon January 01, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
If you have an iPhone X and are still using Face ID, well... so much for your precious phone security
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wishes his friends, enemies, Fox News, the fake media, and everyone a happy New Year. He thinks he's being gracious, folks
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's some insane video of absolutely vicious beasts turning on a camera man, attempting to devour him completely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brilliant legal team files lawsuit to block certification in Alabama Senate race citing 'suspiciously low' votes for Moore
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Tribune makes Senator Orrin Hatch 'Utahn of the Year' in a delicious burn. Bonus: On Christmas Day
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(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
'Suspicious package' left at Rep. Tom Reed's office turns out to be a stocking full of coal
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Tue December 19, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
It's that time of year for stories of anonymous people dropping precious metals, gems in Salvation Army kettles instead of feeding the poor, reading to the elderly, visiting with family, friends, isolated people because that's hard work
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Asked about what can be done to protect the American people against gun massacres, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says "I'm not aware of anything that could prevent them." Another precious "White House imitates The Onion" moment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roy Moore finally, graciously concedes. Ha ha, just kidding, what's the opposite of that?
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Orcas near South Africa learn how to flip endangered Great White Sharks to make them helpless, then eat their livers. Only about 2000 Great Whites left in the wild. In other news, Great White shark livers are delicious
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Sat December 09, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Right Wingers freak out as the Deep South is invaded by precious Snow Flakes
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Fri December 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has a secret list of officer misconduct to know which officers to potentially keep off the stand. The L.A. Times has a copy of this list. Joe Friday's name suspiciously not on the list
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Either the Russians lied to Congress and burned the Trump family, or Donnie Half Scoop is so dumb he actually asked a foreign power for damning info on his father's political opponent. Which is treason. Which is delicious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sociopaths hate pets, Trump hates pets, ergo Trump is a sociopath
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Mon December 04, 2017
(UK Defence Journal)
 
 
 
And now the RAF is on high alert over suspicious cargo flights out of the Arctic. Merry Christmas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gronk attempts to apologize for his vicious intentional helm- GRONK SMASH
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Thu November 30, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate suspicious death of man in truck near Sweet Home. Officials suspect victim may have taken it off a Sweet Jump
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
From The Last Jedi, see Benicio Del Toro in character as an "underground slicer." So, Ginsu Calrissian?
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Officers called to a suspicious incident in the 600 block of Steamboat Boulevard. A five gallon bucket was propped against the door and the water ran out
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Found it on Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cigar aficionado
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunks can at least take pleasure knowing there are four addictive substances in the world worse than their precious alcohol. If that's any consolation
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Thu November 23, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Are you having the most delicious dish of green bean casserole this Thanksgiving? Thank this New Jersey woman for inventing it
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Wed November 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Science experiment at all-girls Catholic school causes multiple students to burst into flames, suspiciously just like witches. Why, yes, alcohol was involved
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So it's like this: Conservatives know liberals are stupid and vicious, so they set Al Franken up, knowing liberals would be too stupid to just let it go and pretend it never happened the way they should have. Those bastards
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
In seeking the authorization to search the properties, police wrote that they became suspicious after internet searches that described "massages with happy endings"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What I learned when I tried to make a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving - I'm a raging tool suspiciously absent
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
You might not know this but those delicious green beans you serve every Thanksgiving might not be a vegetable after all, but a fruit at least according to a botanist
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Sun November 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you were planning to savor a delicious raspberry torte during your next trip to Vienna, there's bad news. The raspberries have Brexited
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Sat November 18, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 121, live from Sydney. Fabricio Werdum vs Marcin Tybura, Bec Rawlings vs Jessica Rose-Clark. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30pm EST, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8pm, FS1 main card at 10pm
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vicious two-horned giant dung beetle
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Inc)
 
 
 
If you drink coffee you're incredibly healthy. Here comes the delicious science
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lunching ranger discovers species lost for 40 years. It was delicious
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to move up the socioeconomic ladder? Whoa, not so fast there poor people
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Kyoto invents the Japanese coffee. "The Sake Caffé Latte has an alcohol kick that belies its unassuming appearance, and the use of local Kyoto-made sake lends a deliciously refined atmosphere to the experience"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Slashdot user asks what a Mac user should know before buying a Windows laptop. "Welcome to the real world, jackass" suspiciously absent
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Did you remember to salt your coffee this morning? No? What are you, some kind of sociopath?
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most suspicious character on the remake of 'Murder On The Orient Express' is Poirot's moustache
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Secret Service apprehends person for suspicious activity in front of White House. Suspicious activity inside White House still under investigation
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
That's a rough 31, Mrs. Unconscious Woman of Walmart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louisiana Supreme Court, who are apparently BIG comma aficionados, rule that when a suspect said to cops "just give me a lawyer dog" it wasn't clear whether he was invoking his right to counsel or thought he was in a Disney movie with talking animals
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Today we celebrate the greatest Halloween candy of them all. That's right; it's National Candy Corn Day, and the delicious treat should be enjoyed by all at least once on this special day
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surely that won't arouse any suspicion
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