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500 headlines found matching 'CIA'
Fri July 11, 2014
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you're pregnant and in Tennessee, you now officially have no rights over your own body
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(Time)
 
 
 
Contained in a recent study that surprises absolutely no one, 42% of Millennials describe themselves as being "socialists". Also contained in the report which surprises even less, only 16% of them know what "socialist" means
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Belgian World Cup fan A) Lands in jail for public drunkenness B) Holds up racially charged sign causing international outrage C) Beats Brazil by 4 goals D) Lands modeling gig
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(70)
 
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72° in your head. All the time
 
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chair of House Judiciary Committee angrily demands Obama send message to parents of child immigrants that Obama sent to parents of child immigrants two days ago
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(51)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider's new webisode comedy features product placement of...'boba viagra'? The Carrot Growers Association must be kicking themselves
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the first thing you think of as a favorite food from growing up? Special treats or meals that you look back fondly on... it's nostalgia time. Show us your happy food memories
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(299)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting
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(73)
 
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Retiree without school-aged children doesn't want to pay school taxes. I have a job and don't want to pay Social Security taxes
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(234)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brazilian street musician plays Sultans of Swing
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(30)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The speed of writing data to storage is about to explode, if you believe these scienticians' spin
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany expels CIA station chief after NSA spying. Also finds out he was rooting for Argentina in World Cup final
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(127)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was 'Tripping Balls,' according to police report. With blurry dashcam goodness
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(76)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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(33)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian politician: "Someone broke in my house and stole $800." Police: "Uh... We caught the thief and he had like a quarter million in cash and gold on him"
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Douchebags who take photos of their food for social media are pushing chefs to put more effort into visual appearance than taste
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(94)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Making an official complaint to Boston police about a taxi driver is as effective as writing an angry letter to Consumerist or leaving a one star review online, but less emotionally satisfying
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Confederate flag is removed from an east coast college, and officials apologize campus for using slaves in the past. Sadly, a lot of people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ah summer, the official silly season when it comes to news. As the financial community takes a well-deserved break the hunt for news can often become a desperate one. Ideal conditions for the savvy press officers out there"
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(6)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The CIA goes on Twitter and confirms they do not know the whereabouts of Tupac Shakur
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(49)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
Here's why economists should learn C++, aside from the obvious social benefits
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(77)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The shocking thing about the financial collapse is not that Wall Street excesses pushed us into the worst economy crisis since the Depression. It's that most of the aftermath happened while a Democrat was in the White House
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(43)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
10% of Americans are politically disengaged. Makes you appreciate Tea Baggers
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(40)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Majority of Canadians' financial strategies boil down to "inherit some money from someone at some point"
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The US Army's Project TALOS is developing the ultimate robotic exoskeleton for soldiers. On the front lines of the project are the true experts: the Oscar-nominated special effects team behind the onscreen suit in Iron Man"
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Magic Mountain roller coaster riders get the special "tree branch on the track" experience
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who was the greatest mathematician of all -- Newton? Gauss? Archimedes?
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Mon July 07, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a view to help develop an appreciation of cricket...from a GoPro on the batsmen's helmet
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars, why the Triceratops needed Cialis, and porcupine wheelchairs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/29 - 7/5
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some pipsqueak British politician says discriminating based on height is as bad as racism or homophobia. Well, men of his stature ARE in ... short supply
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(168)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What company should be the one liberals love the most, for being socially conscious, paying amazing wages, etc. That's right the Hobby Lobby
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beer: full of vitamins, high in fibre, good for your hair, social lubricant...what can it not do?
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HOW tiny will LOLTNT make the race during its "commercial-free" coverage? HOW awful will the start be with the usual bottom four qualifiers somehow qualifying in the top four? It's the Firecracker 400, live from Daytona, 7:30PM ET on TNT
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(142)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian special forces evacuate from the city of Sloviansk. Looks like the big bad bear may not be as fierce as once thought
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Selfies" officially linked to narcissism and mental illness. Make some popcorn and post this one to your Facebook feed. Watch your millennial relatives try to deny it
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(69)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police shut down a multi-million dollar theft ring that specialized in stealing expensive: A) electronics; B) cars; C) baby formula
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(61)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten best musicians to emerge from Canada. Naturally, Rush, the country's greatest contribution to culture, is number one, because no other--wait, they're at number two? And they were beat out by--NO THIS ATROCITY CANNOT STAND
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(172)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sihk and you shall find...THE ELVIS '98 COMEBACK SPECIAL
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is what happens on the 4th of July when your social media manager was born after 1986
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(155)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix's Wall of Dust season has officially begun. Bring on the haboobs
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Thu July 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
From the CIA Twitter feed: Remember reports of unusual activity in the skies in the '50s? That was us
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(69)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FIFA official has never watched a soccer game in person
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(30)
 
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Most pointless fact of the day? Venezuelans put the most Os in GOOOOOAL World Cup celebrations on social media
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the one hand you'd be able to put "iCup Technician- Apple Inc." on your resume. But on the other that'd mean you were the flunky who got everyone's coffee for them
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year investigation to find out how much U.N. officials pay themselves results in discovery that nobody in the U.N. knows how much they're paying themselves. Strongly worded letter to follow
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
19-year old smoking big-game hunter is fighting back against critics who are petitioning the social media network to have her page removed
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(352)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rioters surround bus full of traumatized children. Local Official: "When people are scared and don't have all the information, they have a right to react"
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(324)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The Donald steps in, says Americans should prepare for 'financial ruin,' a life without or with very little bacon
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Indian politician threatens to rape rivals, still expected to win Republican primary
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(11)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It took Triceratops a million years to get its horn. Don't wait that long; ask your doctor about Cialis
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(38)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New tenants put 1 World Trade Center at over 50% full. The terrorists have officially lost
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(55)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Most people think that yesterday's Hobby Lobby decision was a big win for social conservatives, but maybe they shouldn't start sucking each other just yet
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My sister's boyfriend's aunt's brother-in-law once told her that urban legends propagate because they contain social and survival information
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(57)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will the Supreme Court set back contraceptive rights nearly five decades? Will they strike down Unions? Find out today as the Supremes take on two of the biggest cases in years. It's your official SCOTUS Discussion Thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first person in the West to hear of Joseph Stalin's death in 1953 was a) Eisenhower b) CIA head Allen Dulles or c) Johnny Cash
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Sun June 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When hiking in the Arizona desert in daylight hours during one of the hottest days of the year, don't wear a speciality waistband designed to deplete water from your body
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(80)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
President Obama officially states he will not run for a third term, though he never said he wouldn't usurp one
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(102)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Want to have a dog but none of the responsibilities associated with it? This apartment in the DC area comes with a communal dog
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(40)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum will keep the sinkhole that destroyed several cars. It's the first bottomless pit associated with Corvettes since gasoline went over $3 a gallon
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(39)
 
(Some SoCal Six Stringer)
 
 
 
Can the internet find a guitar? TFer's Best Friend, a real live and a really good working musician, and a First-Class Good Guy, had his guitar stolen while loading out in Newport Beach recently. The Power of Fark compels you. LGT details and photos
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(27)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A year ago: 19 Hotshot firefighters lose their lives fighting a major wildfire. Politicians took photo-ops. Investigations were conducted. Promises of change. Today: MEH
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(44)
 
(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
"Google+'s referral traffic on its network was 10 times less than social bookmarking site Fark"
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(75)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
What do Irish ninjas and shampoo commercials have to do with each other? There is only one way to find out
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(22)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter boards Romerocopter, reports that World Cup is extremely trending topic on social media, and may be biggest social media event ever. Time to rush home and watch CNN to see what people on Twitter think about this news
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The official definition of a 'heavy drinker' will most likely shock you, make you wonder how Drew is still alive and Farking, make you go out for a drink to calm your nerves
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(166)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A field guide to urine color - especially handy when you're out peeing in a field somewhere
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard study confuses 'ready' with 'financially capable'
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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(36)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk out of your mind in your underwear in some random apartment is no way to go through life, officer...especially when the mayor just gave you an award a few hours ago
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(45)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of incompetence to fail at running a gun store in TEXAS, about the same level it would take to blame Obama for the bank's decision to foreclose now that you've been in default on your loan for more than a year
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(192)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It is highly important to preserve the collection in unadulterated form as a socially valuable work." Is this quote about a) A Shakespeare first folio, b) A handwritten collection of the Federalist papers, or c) The Soviet union's secret porn stash
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(33)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mattress king Michael Fux has his rare Ferrari Enzo damaged when a dealership technician wrecks it on the highway. Police say that for some reason, Mr. Fux kept repeating his last name when asked about the car's driver
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(74)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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(102)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Porn kills, especially if you're some poor bastard having a heart attack in jail while the police are watching it
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(16)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Science confirms musicians are "sexy." Except drummers; they will always be confused for homeless people
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(102)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman bemoans the loss of her special needs snake. "This has been really difficult for me"
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(72)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Landslide threatens Alaska Pipeline, highway. Fark: The landslide is moving a few inches a week, and officials are considering doing something about it in 2017
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wimbledon tennis officials are determined to keep the tournament all white
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(15)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever flown Air India, you will appreciate this honest in-flight safety video of what the stewardesses would really like to tell passengers. If you've never flown Air India, make a note to never do it
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(52)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the US can't just deploy special forces soldiers to Iraq to solve the country's problems on the cheap: "What are they going to do? Host a dinner party? It's 300 guys to stop ISIS from taking over Baghdad"
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(115)
 
(KX News)
 
 
 
There is drunk, and then there is the special kind of drunk reserved for people who drink and drive, fall out of their own vehicle, then run over themselves
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(46)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Texas wants to eliminate medical licensing for 18 healthcare positions, including respiratory therapy, X-ray technicians, and medical physicists who calibrate MRI machines and other radiologic equipment
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(126)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
US Naval War College professor and former NSA intelligence analyst suspended after pictures of his warhead make the rounds on social media
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(48)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to new study by university ethicists and pediatricians, you do not need to know that your wife is a total slut and the poolboy is the father of your child
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(408)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British Medical Association votes on whether or not tobacco should be made permanently illegal for all people born after 2000. "If you are 13 or younger now, you will never be able to buy cigarettes in your life"
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(115)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Hillary was pissed about the Benghazi lie
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(131)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
John McEnroe thinks tennis can restore its popularity by getting rid of officiating and letting the players make their own calls. That's the joke
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(26)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
MH370 pilot practiced landing on remote island strip on his computer and had no social commitments scheduled after the flight
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(168)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Spike Lee's 1989 masterpiece "Do the Right Thing" turns 25 this week. Still a fresh and relevant snapshot of a racially charged era. "Yo, Radio Raheem"
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(73)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
North Korea has officially condemned Seth Rogen and James Franco. Hey. They're just like us after all
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(54)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amateur magician wows the crowd with his closeup magic tricks. It's still real to me
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Do not try to rob a convenience store that is owned by a Special Forces veteran. Study it out... next time
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(40)
 
(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to have Mark Emmert Fan Appreciation Night: "During the game, fans will be permitted to move from their seat location designated by their ticket, subject to a one inning waiting period, if they desire a different view"
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(9)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Monty Python had a special version of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ready for England's elimination
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England have a 72-strong entourage with them in Brazil, including a psychiatrist, nutritionists and a turf specialist. The only thing they do not have are any World Cup points
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials at JMU expel three male students who filmed and posted a video of their sexual assault on a female student. But first, here's your diploma
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(189)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mortician forced to store corpse in her car overnight when body is determined to be too fat for the morgue
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2006, the CIA hatched a cunning plan to convince the children of Pakistan that Osama Bin Laden was actually a Dark Lord of the Sith. Or something
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(28)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Investigative reporter discovers if you fight your red light camera ticket in the city's special red light camera court you might not get a fair trial, even though the city attorney spends several seconds considering your case
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(93)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
England face Uruguay in their bid to avoid catching an early flight home to old Blighty, while Colombia takes on the Ivory Coast for the top spot in Group C and Japan and Greece fight for survival. This is your official World Cup Day 8 thread
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(1472)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So what type of idiot thought it would be a good idea to place a total of $100 billion in liens on homes of federal court officials? [clicks link] Oh...yeah, duh
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(100)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The best survival show PERIOD. Ex-military Joe Teti and primitive survival hippie expert Matt Graham battle hot, humid temperatures in Vietnam. Discovery Channel 9PM eastern - Season 2 Episode 9: THIS is the OFFICIAL Dual Survival discussion thread
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James is uncertain about where he will be playing basketball next season. Perhaps he can get another hour-long special called The Decision II to help him figure it all out
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A closer look at the very special breed of suburbanite who spends $160 a month to rent chickens
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(59)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's important to be able to distinguish an opossum from a porcupine - especially if you intend on slapping it
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(65)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uruguay fans blame World Cup defeat to Costa-Rica on confiscation of dulce de leche by Brazilian officials
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(12)
 
(KWHN 1320)
 
 
 
During NBA Finals Game 5, fans in the arena used more then 182GB of bandwidth, including 394,000 social media posts. Did anybody actually WATCH the game?
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(47)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Subbette's baby nephew was just diagnosed with cancer. Spiritual and/or financial support for his young parents appreciated
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad group's ads calling bad politicians who voted for Obamacare baby-killers, and bad, were all good for unanimous Supreme Court; Amnesty International unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Epic Rap Battles of History: Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye (Featuring special guest star Weird Al)
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Boy in special-needs school points rolled-up paper "gun" at classmates. You can guess what happens next
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(86)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky town, tired of higher gas prices than surrounding areas, turns to the only obvious solution: socialism
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(51)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King Philippines unveils Four-Cheese Whopper. Cheeses include American, Swiss, mozzarella, and "special cheese sauce" which I'm pretty sure isn't a cheese, but what do you expect for 199 pesos?
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Artificial Vaginas to become a thing soon, finally making the AV Club a cool thing to be a part of
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(27)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Officials in Tucson, Arizona figure out how to save the city money by designating it as a dry seaport and shipping all the recycled paper goods to China
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One in seven people now work from home, and they're finding it's not quite the no-pants-wearing paradise they expected it to be. Share your stories abut working remotely here. Keep the smug to socially acceptable levels
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The Grey Poupon commercial you've been waiting for since you were six
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(37)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can EY retain his title against MVP in the big steel cage? Will Bully Ray continue to make the Carter family bleed? LIVE from Dallas, Texas, this is YOUR official TNA Slammiversary XII discussion thread (8:00PM, PPV)
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(316)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT
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(479)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians and bands that have had some of the worst luck ever seen. Yes, Badfinger is represented
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(85)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Malaysia Flight MH370 will never officially be declared lost. CNN executives seen popping open champagne bottles
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(28)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all receive honorary doctorates for being the greatest musicians in Canada
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(48)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Mateo County, CA. announces first sighting of endangered California Condor since 1904. County wildlife officials promise the public they will do everything in their power to kill the bird once again
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(24)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Newseum)
 
 
 
Front page of Toronto newspaper summarizes provincial election results in a professional, unbiased manner
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(58)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Aaron Paul's Xbox commercial is accidentally turning on people's consoles. Xbox on, biatch
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scienticians shocked to discover that cities with bike share programs have seen a rise in head injuries
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(92)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Eric Young's World title reign will last longer than Daniel Bryan's. That's the joke. TNA Impact tonight at 9 PM eastern on Spike. That's also the joke, and the official discussion thread's right here
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(226)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ
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(12)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
As predicted, hipster beekeeping in Brooklyn is not making friends in the neighborhood, especially when the bees aren't properly secured
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Catholic bishops decide they ain't listening to no socialist, even if he IS the freaking Pope
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(135)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
When caught making a racist statement, most people would apologize instead of saying it's their honest personal opinion. This politician is not most people
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(263)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Jurassic Park Turns 21: A Look Back at How It Revolutionized Special Effects
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(110)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Hi I'm Cameron and I'll be mixing up this special sauce for you. Would you like to hear the specials or should we just skip straight to sending your credit card number out for sale on the Internet?
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(12)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hey Dan Snyder, "We call ourselves Chiefs, We call ourselves Indians, We don't call ourselves ____" Commercial calling for a name change airs during the NBA finals
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(147)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(88)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How Robert Heinlein changed from committed socialist to spittle-flecked, right-wing lunatic almost overnight
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(235)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: School censors Arizona high school year book. News: School officials make students carry out the censorship. Fark: By hand, with duct tape
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(62)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
It's official: Yankee legends Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui will participate in annual Old-Timers Game at Yankee Stadium. Ask your grandpa how good they were back in 2000-dickety
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(23)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Attention people of Florida: Please stop mailing unmarked envelopes filled with artificial sweetener to the local schools and courthouses. They're making some of us nervous. Thank you
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Provincial election in Ontario on Thursday could be decided by World Cup soccer game in Brazil 4,000 miles away
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(43)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
As part of FARK's Official 30th Anniversary Celebration of the June 1984 release of the Karate Kid, we bring you Wax On, fark Off. (Not safe for work language)
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore consulate tells its citizens it will not get involved in cases such as them being unhappy with sexual services received from overseas prostitutes, racially-motivated buckets of fried chicken or to translate phrases for new tattoos
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(21)
 
(Small Business (UK))
 
 
 
Why small businesses are afraid to go online: Bad reviews, malicious comments and damning social media posts cost the average business $100,000 a year, and one in five say their entire online strategy is "firefighting" against trolls
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(44)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When BP and Anheuser-Busch are worried about the effects of being associated with you will have on their reputation, perhaps it's time to reconsider your position
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(39)
 
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon can officially be crowned "King of Late Night TV." This is why we can't have nice things
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis fires all five directors of the Vatican's Financial Information Authority. Subby would make a Godfather Part III reference here but holy hell was that movie a piece of crap compared to the other two
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(38)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but Kansas officials might have distorted the truth as to the source of their budget woes. Thanks Obama
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(73)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Wildlings reach the Wall. Jon Snow and Night's Watch stand ready in the penultimate episode of season 4. It's your official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(318)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi makes overtures to buy the Buffalo Bills and move them to Canada, so the city of Buffalo decides to ban Bon Jovi from setting foot in their town. Tag is for Buffalo city officials
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(90)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
People making up their wills urged to consider including who will get their passwords to various social media sites after they die
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chargers Softball team. It's official, Rivers throws like a girl
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(7)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Battlestar Galactica creator says show was a sophisticated political and social satire of American life in the 1980s rather than just a no-budget Star Wars knockoff for TV
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tech writer, having never seen the Politics tab threads, imparts advice on proper social media etiquette
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the ultra cool Dean Martin - Tonight with his special guests Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Carson, all performing live with the Count Basie Band. Required viewing for all of today's entertainers
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(9)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We can neither confirm nor deny that the CIA has joined Twitter
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(28)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Operation Choke Point" is an effort by the feds to put pressure on the banks that provide financial services that make sleazy, predatory, and illegal, businesses possible. Which explains why payday lenders are suing to shut it down
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Aisha Tyler mentions her new special edition beer with Stone Brewery: "I did brew a special-edition beer with Wil Wheaton and Drew Curtis (creator of Fark.com) called Stone wOOtstout 2.0, which we'll have at the San Diego Comic-Con in July"
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marijuana may make men less fertile, which proves it has yet another beneficial medical use
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(26)
 
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Apparently the key to getting financial aid in Kentucky does not involve knowing how to spell the name of the state
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia officials to Uber and Lyft: You have not paid sufficient bribes ... er, sorry, obtained official permits ... and are therefore no longer allowed to operate within the state
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And. Here. We. Go
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(485)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
I was a tennis pro for the CIA
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(14)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Tea Party official enters a county courthouse through a propped-open door hours after closing and ends up locked in. The courthouse also contained "election material," but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
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(186)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
America recovered all jobs lost during 2008 financial crisis with room to spare last month. I blame Obama
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the lady who ran campaign ads asserting that her main qualification to be a US senator was her experience castrating hogs? She is now the GOP's official candidate for the US Senate seat in Iowa
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(63)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proper training helps reduce pet shootings, though officials concede that is still no justification for a cocker spaniel owning a fully automatic assault rifle
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(54)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville after realizing they probably needed to listen to everyone talking about it on social media
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's official, we've gone from Benghazi to Bergdahzi
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(241)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Politicians scurry to delete tweets expressing happiness at the return of an American soldier held captive by the Taliban
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(266)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what it was like to be Indiana Jones between the movies, it involves Cialis and laundry
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(14)
 
(NextGov)
 
 
 
The Secret Service wants to be able to detect sarcasm when combing social media. Pro tip: Just have your agents spend a few days on Fark and they'll be well schooled, for free
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(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember that girl from the 5-hour energy pink lemonade commercials? Well turns out her name is Allison, she's pretty down to earth, and she likes singing Taylor Swift in her bathroom. In fact, here she is now
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(45)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"If I'm at the store, I might have a shopping cart filled but I will walk out. The worst is when I'm at the dentist, because I cannot escape. I want to grab the drill and shove it into my eardrum." One musician's view on "Piano Man"
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle NBA investor Chris Hansen still optimistic he will get a team after rejections by Sacramento and Milwaukee and after Steve Ballmer bailed out, believes NBA greatly appreciates his willingness "to be patient and endure through this"
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mathematician calculates the best time to arrive at the airport. Read without delay and be surprised
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(30)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Wall-E is a brilliant, yet subtle, denunciation of capitalism. New Hotness: The World Cup theme song is a brilliant, yet subtle, denunciation of the World Cup
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(22)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Well it seems like moose like handicraft classes
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: did the social-media, assisted-suicide, save the world, armed and dangerous with explosives type guy being hunted by the FBI once work for the Republicans or the Democrats? Or is the answer always C?
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(24)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Oliver's show should officially be called, "Watch this immediately to become smarter and better at cocktail parties all while laughing"
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(227)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Debate stirs over US/Taliban swap" Democrats praise finally getting all our boys home. Republicans pissed that we negotiated with terrorists and then there's this one chin-weepy CIA analyst who thinks he's really a sleeper cell to kill Biden
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(64)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Man walks into Dunkin' Donuts, a tired ambulance technician wearing a carbon monoxide detector walks out a hero
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(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
♫ Tall and short and cute and cuddly, the dogs from Ipanema need (special) feeding ♫
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(8)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Desperate to convince the world that it's not in bed with U.S. intelligence agencies, does this company: C) buy a CIA-funded start-up?
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(11)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
FIFA officials implicated in bribes over Qatar World Cup bid. Old news is so exciting
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(151)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
June is officially fabulous. Thanks, Obama
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(45)
 
(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
It's official: in bid to become just another basic cable network, WGN America will dump all broadcasts of Chicago sports including Cubs, Bulls, and White Sox. Holy cow
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(33)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling is now filing a billion dollar lawsuit against the NBA to seek damages that resulted from him being a racist idiot that nobody wanted to be associated with
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that most assuredly won't result in any visits from Secret Service, Joe the "Plumber" posts a screed about how guns are "mostly for hunting politicians"
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(351)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why haven't the Republicans in Washington inquired as to why liberals who claim they don't like it when guns kill people seem fine when socialized medicine does the killing?
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(127)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Odds of finding MH370 have now officially dropped to somewhere between Amelia Earhart and the Loch Ness Monster
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(45)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Official Fark Thread of the unveiling of SpaceX Dragon manned Spaceship. Link goes to livestream beginning at 10EST/7PT
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(84)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chinese banker discovers that police really don't like being taunted, especially about his drunk driving exploits
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(9)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The American Family Association directs its members to refuse mail bearing the new Harvey Milk stamp. THAT'LL SHOW 'EM
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(172)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia demands western governments press Kiev to stop the fighting in Eastern Ukraine to avert "a catastrophe". And by "catastrophe" they apparently mean "our special forces getting their asses kicked all the way back to Moscow"
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(125)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago Public School officials say it is a COMPLETE coincidence that the name of a fictitious government official making anti-immigration comments to a "conservative journal" in a 7th grade critical reading assignment was "Arie Payo"
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(73)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out that the lonelier you are, the more you overshare on social media. Like that one time I ended up completely naked in the back parking lot of the 7-11 after drinking an entire bottle of... oh, wait, nevermind
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(30)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
The 10 best songs about losing your virginity. What song was playing when you got your V-card stamped / popped your cherry / parked the pink pony in Poonerville / finally found that special someone who was aroused by desperate failure?
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(35)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The Weed Fairy is leaving free pot lying around Seattle, making Tooth officially the lame older sibling of the Fairy family
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(73)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Indian court asked to rule whether Hindu guru is dead "or just meditating" from the commercial freezer where his body has been stored since January
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prosperity requires not just investment in economic capital, but investment in social capital
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Financial Times: Our expert here says your lefty hero is a fraud. Expert: No, I don't
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(9)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Summer is officially settling in over Arizona, so that means: A) A local television station will film somebody frying an egg on a sidewalk B) The men shave their heads C) You can get dehydrated at your desk D) All of the above
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(81)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals fans, keepers of the flame and deciders of who plays the game The Right Way, official decide Derek Jeter is "classy enough 2 be a Cardinal"
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(38)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the same store twice in one week, you should wear a mask. Especially if you work there (no clue how it's even possible to rob a Dunkin Donuts with all the cops in attendance)
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(22)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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(392)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
TV reporter who gave us the bogus story of paramedics laughing it up at an accident scene, says people on social media are hurting her feelings and that's what's important here
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(112)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't care about your sympathy. I don't give a shiat that you feel sorry for me. Get to work and do something. I'll tell the president the same thing if he calls me. Getting a call from a politician doesn't impress me"
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(401)
 
(Mail & Guardian (S Africa))
 
 
 
Sex shop attempts to open next to Parliament, unaware that politicians don't need sex toys, they're experts that are capable of screwing millions with just a couple sheets of paper
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study purports to prove that drinking diet soda can indeed help with weight loss. Not so sure: Study funded by the American Beverage Association
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(40)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Eastern Conference Finals Game 4 thread. Are the Pacers dead? Will Miami take a commanding 3-1 lead? Will there be complaining about officiating? ESPN 8:30pm
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(122)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will this be the week Daniel Bryan is stripped of the title? Is Alicia Fox going to be a heel or a face? Has Zack Ryder been demoted to permanent bunny duty on this hustle, loyalty, and respect filled Memorial Day WWE Raw? (8 PM on USA)
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(1583)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
ObamaCare has officially ended the yearly 10%+ health care premium increases. Thanks a lot, Fartbama
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(100)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House mistakenly unveils top CIA officer in the most public way possible
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(287)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phrosties, a boozy slushie sold and delivered over social media, have become an under-the-radar hit in NYC: "After the first sip, you're loving the sugar. After the third, you're thinking how pretty the colors look and why can't you feel your lips?"
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(60)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(South Pole Station)
 
 
 
MacGyver: stops terrorists with gum and bailing wire. McMurdo: only physician on base performs appendectomy on himself with a mirror and electrical wire. Flight back required extra fuel due to two giant stones on that guy (graphic photo)
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(20)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
When you ride the slingshot ride that is set up in the parking lot of the Crazy Horse Saloon you almost expect to be stuck up in midair with snapped cables, severe facial injuries and having to be extricated from the ride using a bucket lift
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(15)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Father of UCSB shooting victim: "Chris died because of craven, irresponsible politicians and the NRA"
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(633)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Your official NBA Eastern Conference Finals concussion thread. You know where you are Paul George? You're in the jungle or your bed or maybe in a car. You can't know. Heat v. Pacers, 8:30 tip off on ESPN
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(188)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
We have officially come full circle with offensive receipt stories
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(140)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Brooklyn Based)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim food trucks OVER, are now into the appreciation of "art trucks" that stage short plays and exhibit upcycled illustrations from back of rental truck as part of so-called "mobile art movement"
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(66)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
So apparently it wasn't "social conservatives" objections to Las Vegas that scuttled holding the 2016 RNC there but Vegas itself saying "Look mobsters and gambling addicts are one thing, but Republicans? C'mon even we have standards"
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Latest evidence that our society is doomed: "With the rise in 'belfies' (where people take photographs of their asses and post them on social media), one New York spa is now offering 'bum facials' to get that rear looking picture perfect"
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(94)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
NewsFlash
 
Portland officials tell residents to boil water to remove its taint
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(126)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know you've officially broken your babysitter when she points a knife at you and says, "Have fun and do whatever you want in the house," before leaving
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(26)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Technician who wore mariachi outfit to work claims CNN fired him 'for being gay'
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(87)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
As Ukraine gets set for the presidential elections on the 25th, other former Soviet states - especially the Balkans and Kazakhstan - wonder whether Putin will come and 'defend' Russian-speaking minorities there as well
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lots of people have failed their driving test the first time they took it, but it takes a special kind of stupid to flunk it by savagely beating their instructor halfway through the road test and then stealing his car. Meet that kind of stupid
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(17)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's official: South Carolina believes in mammoths
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(60)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
In hockey, fights are all part of the game. Well, at least until you decide to fight an official
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(120)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Philadelphia City Paper)
 
 
 
Philadelphia closes its last polling station inside a bar. Turnout plummets as voters can't take the edge off of voting for Philadelphia politicians anymore
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(16)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Unilever says ciao to its Ragu and Bertolli pasta sauce business
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(51)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In the distant year 2010, two alien invasion movies battled to see which could be the worst film ever paired with cutting-edge special effects. Only one glowed red enough for a sequel
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(108)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
John Madden says that even NFL Broadcasters are hopped up on painkillers, especially the ones who have to work with him
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(17)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Far-right French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen says France's immigration issues could be solved "in three months" by an Ebola epidemic in Africa
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Socialist healthcare is all well and good until your stomach bursts into flames during surgery
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(55)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's grandkids are fighting over a $400 million fortune. Come for the accusations of conspiracy, mental incompetence and financial misconduct, but stay for the insinuations of kidnapping and incest
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(51)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Thunder slow down the Spurs offense? Will Westbrook pull a Westbrook? Will Tim Tim give the refs a bug eyed stare? It is your official NBA Western Conference Finals thread. Game tips at 9:00 PM on TNT
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(81)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
After finishing an appetizer of earwax, Florida Rep. Joe Garcia orders a main course of foot
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30% chance of a sharknadoes in Washington DC today (with official National Weather Service pic)
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
U.N. official says that junk food is just as bad as cigarettes. And twice as hard to keep lit
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(21)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Well, well, well, we really feel special about ourselves, don't we? Talking in the third person about ourselves about being #22 on the most disliked list. Could it be because we're...I don't know...SABAN?"
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(12)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School cancels special night for honors students so that the future middle management of America doesn't get sad. Please grab a participation trophy on your way out
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(213)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
It's your official NBA Game 2 Eastern Conference Finals discussion thread. Predictions to the right, highlights from Game 1 Pacer's stomp to the left. Will the real Heat please stand up? Stand up? Stand Up?
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(421)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
If the glass is filling up with U.S. spending on social welfare programs, why is the glass that's going to the poor getting less and less?
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(60)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at the incredible collaboration between the greatest rock band in history and the greatest blues musician in history
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(122)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC wants you to stop picking on business mergers, especially if they're foreign and could probably produce a monopoly
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, the CIA director issued a memo in 2013 indicating the agency will stop using fake vaccination campaigns to gather intelligence. Similarly, they will no longer seek to obtain or exploit DNA acquired through such programs. Wait, what?
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(94)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
AT&T to US regulators: tell ya what, if you let us merge with Direct TV to become a nigh-monopoly, we'll promise to uphold Net Neutrality* (* special promotional offer. After 3 years, offer expires and we can do whatever the fark we want)
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Us DOJ files criminal charges against 5 top Chinese military officials for massive industrial and cyber espionage against US companies. China says they'll get right on slapping some cuffs on these villains, then makes wanking motion
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(49)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to learn you can't bring a hungry kid to the National Restaurant Association trade show
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(180)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How politicians can win Millennials. Assuming they can turn away from their iPods and Instagrams and Miley Cyruses and ecstasy
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(170)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New agitpropumentary "Fed Up" shows the seamy side of agribusiness with 89 minutes of "corporations are teh evil" and 30 seconds of HFCS subsidies steered to Iowa by politicians who are against such horrors now that they're retired
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(177)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Your official thread for game one of the 2014 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Indiana Pacers. Miami Heat. Book it. Done. 3:30 p.m. ET, ABC
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(205)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The oil shale boom in the US and Canada might make us independent of OPEC oil but you didn't think that would stop oil companies from using OPEC's artificially high prices did you? Ha ha
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(121)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Early episode of Japanese kiddie TV show "Zyuranger," best known as source for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stock footage. Admire eye-rolling special effects, robot T-Rex, and space shuttle missile
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(7)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In response to drug smuggling at Texas fracking sites, Border Patrol sets up "Integrated Frontline Resources Awareness Campaign". That's right, I-FRAC
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(6)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The California Highway Patrol has rolled out their new 'Click-It or Ticket' campaign by doing what? A) Going to schools to teach seat-belt safety. B) Producing a commercial or C) Releasing a hip-hop song to promote safe driving habits
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(21)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
WH Official: VA official Robert Petzel was forced to fall on his sword
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(60)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The world is full of crashing bores. Especially ones who make fake Twitter accounts and pretend to be Morrissey
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(19)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Nixon pays National Governors Association dues with money intended for foster care and other children's services. Should I not have done that?
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(66)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Yeah. There are obituaries and pictorials. But subby offers you "Gigerotica." Best freakin' non-commercial, school project, documentary on the life and work of H.R. Giger you'll ever see
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(17)
 
(Times Press Recorder)
 
 
 
Bear wanders past baseball game which evidently failed to hold his attention. Park officials hope to trap him by staging soccer game that will bore him to sleep
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixty years after school segregation was struck down by the Supreme Court, as many as 90 percent of students are in segregated schools, especially the dusky-hued ones in the South. Take that, Brown v Board Of Education
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(103)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
No beer is worth killing over, especially not a Natural Ice
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jason Priestly: "I regret quitting 90120. Now, can I start you off with an appetizer or would you like to hear about our specials?"
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan loosening reins on military? European politician annexing large portions of neighbor? Why does this feel familliar?
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(150)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
The needle on the housing market craziness meter officially reaches "batshiat nuts", and is heading for "2005"
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(69)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Corrupt politicians, bad doctors and child molesters flood Google with requests to take down information about themselves in wake of European court ruling
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(85)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama's compromise with GOP over judicial picks lets the GOP pick judicial nominees. Thanks, Obama
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Liberal columnist agrees with Benghazi theory. We're through the looking glass, people
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(55)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Please step forward if you have a job that will not be taken over by robots. Not so fast, musicians
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(60)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
It's your official NBA Playoffs discussion thread. Will Lebron outscore all other players combined or manage an assist? In the Western Conference we have Duncan and the Spurs vs a bunch of guys wearing the Trailblazers uniforms. TNT at 7:00pm
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Family Association offended that Mississippi businesses aren't offended by what offends American Family Association
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(129)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
There just might be a link between fracking and earthquakes if government officials in Texas feel like it's worth investigating
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(46)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's official: JJ Abrams has selected his protege, Roberto Orci, who has no experience directing movies, to direct Star Trek III: The Search for Lensflare
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(99)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Summer hasn't even officially started yet, but the competition for biggest fail while jumping off of a cliff and into the water has gotten off to a smashing start
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(36)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth
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(26)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese author specializes in collecting odd examples of WWII domestic propaganda, such as pics of school principals working naked to show their toughness and patriotism. "Most readers enjoy them. Many have said, 'Oh, this is just like North Korea'"
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(30)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Pacers close it out at home or will the Wizards say Nene? Will Oklahoma blow another 16-point lead, or will Chris Paul fail to deliver? It's your official NBA Playoffs Game 5 and uh, Game 5 discussion thread. First game starts at 7PM ET
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(113)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Applebee's has officially created the worst social media app EVER
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(72)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New facial recognition doorbell conveniently identifies anyone who comes to your door, posts their photos and logs their arrival in an ultra secure format called a "web page"
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(10)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
After conservative group Judicial Watch sues the DOJ for denying their FOIA request that would "out" any not-openly gay employees at the US Department of Justice, a US federal judge cordially invites Judicial Watch to go fark themselves
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(153)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
...so here's Rep. Joe Garcia (D-FL) mining for ear wax and eating it on live TV
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Stevie Wonder is 64 today. Here he is blindsided by Phylicia Rashad's considerable singing talent on The Cosby Show
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(55)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Much of the photography we collectively associate with nuclear destruction was taken at one test site in Nevada. A test site you can still tour today
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit directs an eHarmony commercial, which is the first time Limp Bizkit and harmony were ever used in the same sentence
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(51)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
A shocking percentage of people do not understand basic financial concepts. Subby scoffs at those morans as he stops at the check-cashing store to buy some more lottery tickets
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(116)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Sacré bleu, Channing Tatum is officially Gambit
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(81)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Far-right UK politician comes up with way to increase voter turnout at general elections: take away the right to vote for everyone and just give it to the people who deserve it. Brilliant
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(29)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The best parts of the just-released infomercial for the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos (w/video)
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tim Geithner reveals in his new memoir that Obama wanted him to use "dog whistles" to spread propaganda to the Left. It was "a phrase I had never heard before...a code to the Democratic base, signaling that we intended to protect Social Security"
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(92)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
For politicians, there are worse things than slipping in the polls
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(53)
 
(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
Do you have any idea how much of a financial toll the world has had to endure from Godzilla's 60 year reign of destruction?
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(16)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to feed your girlfriend a "special cake made with special seasonings," make sure she doesn't feed it to her kid, because the ER doctors are going to ask a lot of questions about how the child ingested marijuana
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(51)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Artificial kidney produced by 3D printer, meaning you probably won't wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice with a throbbing pain in your side after a one-night stand. Again
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(53)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Because smoke don't leave bloody handprints: Journalist Eleanor Clift insists Ambassador Stevens wasn't murdered in Benghazi but rather perished from smoke inhalation
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(138)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Hypable)
 
 
 
It's Westeros's Trial of the Century as Tyrion stands accused of murder. Will his innocence be proved? Will Yara rescue Theon? How will Daenerys wield power? It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET
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(217)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Lung Association of Florida hosts pub crawl, American Liver Foundation outraged
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eric Burdon is 73 today, still trying to get out of this place. (bonus: backup by Paul Shaffer and CBS musicians)
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you hate the commercialism of Mother's Day. It's okay, so did its founder
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(15)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Unreality TV)
 
 
 
BBC says Peter Capaldi shaping up to be "the best Doctor Who ever," especially among people who have never heard of Tom Baker
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(87)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Politicians love chowing down on French fries, burgers, and pastries for photo ops because it demonstrates to voters that they are just like you. That explains why Rob Ford is the man of the lumpen proles
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(60)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Trying to live up to its name, Discovery to air two-hour special that actually attempts to discover something. Naturally, it's whether the Russian Yeti killed nine college students in Dyatlov Pass incident
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(40)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You know those incredibly strange campaign commercials that always pop up this time of year from fringe candidates in obscure races? This is basically one of those, except from the front-runner in the GOP primary for TX Lt Gov
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(14)
 
(The Red Shtick)
 
 
 
Naturally, the company supplying the official footwear of a pageant owned by Donald Trump has a rather racist-sounding name
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The latest socialist to back a minimum wage hike: Williard M. Romney (D-MA)
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(155)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why the official explanation of MH370's demise doesn't hold up to geek scrutiny
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(62)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista has to be special and give his 'cup art' that takes him 40 hours to make, to lucky customers. So che'che'
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two influential metal musicians come out of the closet. "That stuff you're banging your head to? That is some gay, gay metal, man"
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(299)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stop falling for "secret" financial advice scams with this one weird trick
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(56)
 
(Ustream)
 
 
 
The four commercial high-definition video cameras that were installed on the exterior of the International Space Station last month are now broadcasting live views of Earth
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bear attacks and kills worker at Canadian oil sands plant in what officials are calling a grizzly death
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(96)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest indication that North Korea is going into the toilet? You can't find a Choco-Pie, which is both a tasty snack and the country's unofficial currency in Pyongyang ANYWHERE (w/ pic of what Choco-Pies look like)
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(39)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
How do you top being charged with outrageous bribes to public officials? By posting bail in rubies and diamonds or course
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Justice is served as prosecutors dropped cocaine trafficking charges against a man rather than reveal the identity of a "sexy female informant" crucial to the case
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(42)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Yogurt is now the official New York State snack. Apparently most residents can always use a little extra culture
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(37)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Court employee to steal pension, life insurance and retirement benefits from another employee minutes after she dies
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(56)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Subway company officials fear that you can't find one of their 26,000 U.S locations, so they're adding 8,000 more
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(83)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
So, are you also developing a little thing for the actress on the current AT&T commercials? Well, it might be because you've seen her more times than you realize
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(117)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "Nobody would actually try to ban non-Christians from leading legislative prayers before an official hearing." Roanoke, VA Board of Supervisors: "Challenge accepted"
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(143)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Slide show of politicians who had the "steamiest" sex scandals. For those updating your own political perv cards at home the "box" score is (D, R*,D, D, D, D, D, R, D, D, R, R, R, R, D, D, R, R, Ah, D, D, D, R, D, R)
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(36)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A South Dakota politician calls a rival's anal sex position 'hurtful'. Wait, what?
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Britain's vainest man is ...well he's soooooooooooo vain he spends a whopping £100,000 on sunbeds, manicures, waxing and facials. That's pretty damn vain
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(100)
 
(Vital Football)
 
 
 
British Football Association considers allowing 'B' teams into the top league. For you Americans, that's as ridiculous as allowing teams from Phoenix or Winnipeg to play in the NHL. What?
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(59)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man arrested, invited to Jets special-teams minicamp after being caught on camera kicking a cat
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(66)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
May 5 - 11 has been announced as Clitoris Awareness Week, will be followed by Loch Ness Monster Day and then Bigfoot Appreciation Month
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(81)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
States do not have the right to secede from America according to those tyrannical dirty pinko Commie socialists in the Wisconsin Republican Party
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Special troops sent to Odessa to restore order" Ukraine is not weak. Ukraine is strong *pets rabbit*
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(182)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Short film about quitting social media goes viral
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
D.C. strip club evacuated after building collapse. All those poor politicians and nursing students
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(28)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hipster balloon artist and magician creates the Largest. Balloon sculpture. EVER (w/pics)
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(33)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cersei and Tywin have their puppet in place. What is Daenerys's next move? Will Hodor Hodor? Will Jon Snow's new mission finally allow him to know something? Find out at 9PM on HBO; it's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(203)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Farker presents Narrative Time Lapse Video about light pollution and an appreciation for starry skies in the Pacific Northwest
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(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently, promoting a drinking party called "cinco de drinko" with a facebook page showing people in sombreros hopping a fence while border agents look on is considered "racially insensitive" and "wrong"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Note saying "KABOOM Im tired of all the people here. Everyone is going down, the school will b n flames" was written by a disgruntled special education teacher who hoped her grammatical errors and misspellings would fool police
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Sat May 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is going all-out E this year for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. So, here is your official Fark thread, red carpet arrivals starting at 6pm, event coverage starting at 8pm ET, headliner this year is Joel McHale
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Fri May 02, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
From the Raptors and Nets, to the Trail Blazers of Portland, to the Houston Rockets, accept this thread as YOUR Official NBA Playoff Discussion Thread. The night tips off at 7:00 PM on ESPN2
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's newest Socialist? Newt Gingrich
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Should scientists bring extinct species back to life? Nonpartisan politicians heard screaming "YES" from the grave
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pootie calls for emergency UN Security Council meeting upon news Russian special forces, I mean grass roots protesters are taking higher casualties than the Ukrainian army
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
President Obama's anti-colonialist Kenyan death panel socialism is failing big time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good grammar will help you get laid, especially if you have a grammar Nazi fetish
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The bass player on many great hits and TV themes of the '60s was a largely overlooked session musician. From The Beat Goes On to the Munsters theme. And you never heard of her. . . wait, what? Her??
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
This Farker is trying to start a company to bring discounts on premium dog products to you much like GroupOn or LivingSocial does for other stuff. Check it out and, if you love your dog, kick in a little
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Seattle decides to destroy its economy in a move of such socialistic communism that even Frederich Engels would blush
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Social media specialist: "People go on-line to be entertained, and sometimes they see humour in things that aren't politically correct"
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