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500 headlines found matching 'CIA'
Fri May 22, 2015
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Today's crucial question: what actually is belly button fluff?
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(12)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
For the first time, Gallup's poll of social views of Americans find that the number of social liberals equal social conservatives
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cooperative gaming makes you more social, more likely to teabag a stranger
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(22)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There ain't nothing that makes a politician's teeth itch like money just sitting there doing nothing. Or, God forbid, helping people
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(13)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Woman pranks boyfriend with real wedding ceremony. He forgives her when The Rock shows up to officiate the ceremony
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The AP had a chance to review the security video of the Waco "biker brawl." Seems the official version may have a few more holes in it than all those dead bikers put together
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(325)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're building a sandcastle and a big bully kicks it down? Especially when you want to use that sandcastle to intimidate your neighbors?
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Road & Track)
 
Video
 
Was Charlie Brown's first TV appearance A: "A Charlie Brown Christmas?" B: "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?" or C: "A Charlie Brown Ford Falcon commercial?"
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(45)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a good reason the CIA destroyed those "enhanced interrogation" videos: "I was told, if those videotapes had ever been seen, the reaction around the world would not have been survivable"
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(334)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Paypal slapped with a $25 million fine by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau for not acting like your buddy, pal
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(12)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you borrowed a Rembrandt selfie from Boston Public Library last year, officials want you to return it now that they finally noticed
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(27)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You would think a bi-partisan sexual abuse education and prevention bill would have no trouble passing in Alaska. Until a social conservative from Wasilla steps in
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(39)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I'm the most scrutinized politician in America" (w/ vid)
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(102)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New guide to help Brits survive in jail published: "Prison is much safer than your average provincial high street on a Friday night"
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(40)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Nearly every team shuffled into a new position this week, especially in the bottom 20 - see where your team fell in this week's MLB Power Rankings
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(23)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has collected his facial hair shavings in a bag for the past seven years"
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(18)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawyers in shock jock case use sexy paralegal to trick opposing counsel into getting a DUI. Even in Florida, the bar association has a problem with this
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Special Forces kill Mighty ISIS leader. Search for Jabberjaw, Speed Buggy goes on
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(178)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Ben Carson (R-eally loony) said he would not rule out military force against Russia and that the President is obligated to enforce the laws made by congress but not "judicial laws" that emanate from courts
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(149)
 
(KIIS 101.1)
 
 
 
Behold the power of this fully functional Social Network to shame a "creepy" dad taking picture in public of... himself?
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(154)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Michigan and borrowed from Western Sky Financial, the bad news is you are an idiot. The good news is MI's AG is forcing them to drop the interest rate on their loans from 169% to 7% the max by law in the state for unlicensed lenders
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(98)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker shows appreciation to a war vet, buys him a house. Tag is for the veteran
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA declares Washington, D.C. a "no drone zone." Apparently no FAA official has ever attended a congressional hearing
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(99)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State social services takes custody of two sisters after they told their teachers that their parents. A) Starved them. B) Beat them. C) Banned them from watching the Telly
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(44)
 
(Total Rugby League)
 
 
 
New Zealand All Blacks officially become best team in world for first time...at least in rugby league. They'd probably be mid-pack in rugby union
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(25)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska lawmaker rankles colleagues by using a racial slur during a testy debate on drivers licenses for undocumented workers. Was that wrong? Should he have not said that?
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(85)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Constantine's cancellation proves social media cannot save crappy shows
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(110)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush was the official GOP frontrunner for 2016. WAS. For like two minutes
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exotic facial massage
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's Tom Sawyer thinks Ayn Rand is cool and its all your fault you socialist tool
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri House Speaker John Diehl (R) exchanged inappropriate text messages with an intern, wanted to leave her "quivering." I don't know if his wife and three children will appreciate that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Children as young as 10 are smoking cigarettes, consuming energy drinks to prep for exams. Which works, especially when it makes them sick enough to miss school on test day
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Social Security has been overstating forecasts by billions of dollars and will run out of money years earlier than currently stated according to some chicken little, whack-job at Harvard
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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(28)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Magaluf dwarf filmed spanking Brit stag dressed as woman as official party season gets underway
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yes, rappers do carry wads of $100 bills, especially to surprise young kids on their birthday
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(7)
 
(T3)
 
 
 
Apple Watches banned from university exam halls after school officials call them "the choice of cheats"
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: Fine, if you want to call me a politician then you're a disingenuous asshole who's claiming to help America by throwing the last of the middle class to the wolves
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One million miles. Eleven accidents. Google's self driving cars have a better driving record than you ever will. Especially since it's the dumb human behind the wheel that caused the accidents eleven times out of eleven
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Politician resigns from post after election defeat. Fark: Politician resigns from resignation after resignation defeat
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politicians won't have the middle class to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, it doesn't exist
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(78)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greek politicians say there is no "Plan B," despite 43 previous failures to reach agreement, insist that Grecian Formula 44 must be accepted if Europe doesn't want to end up looking old and decrepit
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama: "Warren is just a politician like everyone else." Dude, low blow
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(49)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirteen television shows with overlong spoken word introductions. Even from the opening narration, it was clear Babylon 5 would never be anything more than a cheap Star Trek Deep Space Nine ripoff with bad special effects
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(147)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's official: Fox is finally putting 'American Idol' out of its misery
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It turns out the ancient Egyptians were big fat scammers. Especially when they ran out of dead cats
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(48)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Sansa marry Ramsay? How will Daenerys deal with last week's tragic loss? Does Jon Snow finally learn? Find out in "Kill the Boy." It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The swordplay begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest blunder in socialist medicine from deprived Scotland: Hospital elevators have no buttons inside
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truly, is there any other better Mother's Day gift than knowing that the holiday falls on the birthday of the single greatest musician born in the past sixty years? That's right, Bono turns 55 today. Here's U2 with The Sweetest Thing
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(24)
 
(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
To be fair to the voter in question, a good number of politicians are dicks
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
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(11)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Japanese bankers wear special suits so they don't strain their backs when moving stacks of cash
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(22)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Officials clamp down on tourists fondling statue's breasts
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Both parties are delighted with the Court's decision and are working harmoniously to ensure Krissi receives the best possible medical care. We are appreciative of the manner in which Judge Jeryl Debra Rosh handled this matter"
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well at least you posted it on Facebook, because in this world of our social media enlightenment, it makes murdering easier to understand
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"If you can spell 'BLATANT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION', I'll give you a cookie"
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(147)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Anthropologist discovers Hillary Clinton also has a time machine, has been sowing the seeds of socialism for smillennia
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(20)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"This is very special. We normally don't recognize the horses. But Dakota, he's been there with us for 20 years, and he's one of the more recognized horses"
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listen up, you slugabeds. Stop your fudgeling and flirting with the callipygian younkers so you may deliciate on this list of archaic words we should still be using. Cromulent
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal law prohibits smoking on Greyhound buses, even in the baggage compartment. ESPECIALLY in the baggage compartment
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites
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(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The US gained 223,000 jobs in April and the unemployment rate fell to 5.4%, the lowest rate since May of 2008, which, you may recall was right before the financial equivalent of an "extinction level asteroid" hit the US economy
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(234)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well...guess what?
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(328)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer and Chris Rock are teaming up for an HBO special
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(77)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Panera to drop 150 artificial ingredients from its food. Or as most people know 150 artificial ingredients, the Taco Bell dollar menu
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(27)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the Acting Witan of Mercia to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, a look at some of the world's most unique micronations
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(25)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Politicians deride Uber, then ride Uber
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(29)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Having moved into full "straw-grasping " mode, The Baltimore FOP is demanding Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby appoint a "special prosecutor" for the Freddie Gray case because one of her deputies is dating a local news anchor
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For some reason Britain's Daily Mail deems it perfect time to re-run a Naomi Watts tampon commercial from the 1980s when she was just another struggling teenage actress with 80s hair
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says social media plays a big role in divorces, because you're only as faithful as your options
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(161)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
For those that really don't know what a "socialist" even means anymore you'll get a change to see a real one in action when Bernie Sanders challenges Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination
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(149)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
That marathon running woman who kissed a guy at the start line and liked it and started a social media campaign to find him? She finally got a reply. From his wife
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(119)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese hotel offers "crying rooms" for women, Includes special selection of tear-jerking films. Still working out what kind of jerking films to offer in upcoming promotion for men
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(28)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse... especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot
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(95)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta Votes 2015. Will Alberta experiment with Democracy, or stay a One-Party State? Will there be an Orange Revolution? Will Wildrose be both the provincial flower and government? Or will one of the Almost-Dead rise up?
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(174)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guinness Book record for the world's largest facial busted in China
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(36)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(181)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern to appear on David Letterman's farewell special, because Dave wants another old, humorless, out of touch guy who needs to retire there by his side
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(71)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Government found financially liable for people who decided that living below sea-level was a good idea
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an article which most Farkers can appreciate
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
James Brown would have been 82 today. Singing a duet with Luciano Pavarotti? Yes, it happened and it was amazing
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(21)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program officially enters the annals of gaming history netting a 96 on PCGamer, comparable to the likes of Skyrim, Half Life, Portal 2 and Minecraft
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(122)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Must be a day that ends in 'Y' because another New York politician is being brought up on corruption charges
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(24)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
How do you become the most popular (Republican) politician in one of the most deeply Democratic-leaning states in the nation? You actually keep your head down and run the state
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(62)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Special needs school bus drives through shooting that leaves bullet holes in the bus and students cowering on the floor. Naturally the school waits till the next day to notify parents
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Prime Minister wants Japan to learn from Silicon Valley. Subby agrees, especially Erlich Bachman is a rich source of inspiration
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(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A little bird #tweets about Twitter's earnings miss. Then LinkedIn lays an egg. I'm not saying social media's for the birds, but their stocks sure are dropping
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(23)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"You wouldn't download a car, would you?" Department of Energy would, especially if it's an electric Shelby Cobra
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(20)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One third of Americans have no financial plan for the future. The other two thirds figure that's why they bothered to have kids
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(75)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'll be damned. I never knew until now that Obama's "Beer Summit" was actually meant to fan the flames of racial tension in black communities. Thanks, Ted Cruz
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(204)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In 1979, an amateur filmmaker created a three-minute short for Disney with big special effects and a small budget. This is the story of "The Wizard of Speed and Time"
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets fire their social media manager for posting quite possibly the funniest NBA related tweet ever
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(43)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
While Boulder officials were still debating how to handle the explosion of non-native goldfish in a lake, migrating pelicans decided to eat them
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beijing to build the world's largest airport terminal. Officials hope to hire numerous Chinese checkers
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(11)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dolphin-free labels on cans of tuna "are a fraud cooked up by special interests." Plus they never give you a free dolphin no matter how many labels you collect
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(49)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Baltimore riots raise many questions on social media, such as "Should Cleveland be burned down?"
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine. Especially not one that got depth charged by the Finns as a "warning"
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(82)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why the New York Times is naming names when it comes to who at the CIA is ordering the drone strikes that kill civilians
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(119)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Even before it opens in the U.S., Marvel Studios announces special Blu-Ray extended edition and alternate ending for Avengers: Age of Shut Up and Take ALL My Money
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(76)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: the hipster has become mainstream in the UK. "Rather than hipster haters, the proliferation of craft beer, pop-up restaurants and ethically sourced coffee suggests that we are now instead a nation of counter-culture conformists"
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
3 top seeds all try to close out their series tonight, as the Hawks face the Nets at 7PM ET, Bulls meet the Bucks at 8PM ET, and Grizzlies square off with Portland at 10:30PM ET. It's the official "the first round is still going on?" NBA playoffs thread
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Before he cofounded Black Flag and became a spittle-spewing firebrand for social justice, Henry Rollins was manning the counter at a Häagen-Dazs in the most adorable fashion possible, as these photos can attest
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most amazing fact about the CIA's ex-counter terrorism director is that he is a convert to Islam
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army investigators looking into the the deaths of three special forces soldiers in Mali in 2012, conclude they made one critical, but fatal mistake: Letting the guy with the nickname "Whiskey Dan" drive during their all night hooker and bar crawl
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal may have helped break up the marriage of big business and social conservatism, which is fine, because God Himself condemned that sort of marriage in the Old Testament
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(63)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledges to put air conditioning on the outside of buildings to deal with global warming and fit airbags to the stock exchange ready for the next crash if they win the next election
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sid Tepper, who wrote songs for musicians like Elvis Presley, has been reunited with him
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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Sat April 25, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of this story is never attempt to rob the same bank twice. Especially when the detective assigned to the case is there doing followup work
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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(167)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Weller is the latest musician to be irate that British Prime Minister David Cameron enjoys his music
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(21)
 
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were given their very own prom, treated to a gourmet lunch and makeovers, all donated. "I never knew these kids didn't go to prom"
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(33)
 
(Catster)
 
 
 
Freeway the cat, injured and trapped on a busy highway median, is rescued by a good samaritan who was frustrated by the lack of response from official channels. The Caturday tag respectfully requests that the Hero tag join us this week
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(1011)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
The first official image of Jared Leto as The Joker revealed. Do you know how he got those scars?
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(177)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
B'Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama just did his signature "Socialist Slam"
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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(104)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember those kids who bullied the bus monitor a few years back? They've moved on from making old ladies cry to making special needs kids drink pee
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(101)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's nice when the court rules that you should get your deposit back. Especially when it's $2.75 million
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(11)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prominent politician calls for doubling government spending on science funding. Wait...which one? Seriously? Am I drunk?
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(62)
 
(Lego)
 
 
 
Vote for Drew's friend Nathan to have one of his Lego sculptures become an official Lego product. Kali Ma... Kali Ma... KALI MAAAAAA
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(57)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Harry Reid has officially entered the 'Doesn't give a f*ck' phase of his career"
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(60)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
A second CIA torture center in Europe has been admitted to by Romania
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(94)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans who can't speak English qualify as disabled for Social Security. Even if they're still in Puerto Rico
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(82)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Kate Upton's boobs wanted to quit social media after nude photo leak
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(186)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh describes a private business owner setting wages for his employees at above normal market rates without government intervention as "pure, unadulterated socialism"
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(129)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Solar panels can be a great way to show your love of conservation, especially if you are the Green Party. Don't let the fire they start discourage you
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(58)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Serbian government jet carrying country's president and top officials nearly plunges out of sky after engine shuts down. Investigation rules out 'terrorism', concludes 'spilled coffee'
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to take the new laser facial procedure in NYC? Not a problem after you sign the coroner's release, funeral information, organ donation waiver
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(8)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How social media is killing branding
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(11)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It's now illegal to have sex with cows in Denmark. Officially
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"An Islamic extremist with an arsenal of loaded guns was only prevented from opening fire on churchgoers because he accidentally shot himself, French officials say"
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. The Tebowcalypse is upon us
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(31)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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(96)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Social media could be a powerful tool in tracking tornadoes and other natural disasters, except for one critical problem: Trolls
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut posts awesome Star Trek selfie from space. Trekkies immediately take to social media to criticize choice of undershirt, incorrect stitching on hem of tunic
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(53)
 
(Alpinist)
 
 
 
Climbing one of the "Six Great North Walls of the Alps" is a major mountaineering achievement. Climbing all six is amazing. Climbing all six solo is freakish--especially if you climb them all in a single winter, and half of them for the first time
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(26)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will the Night's Watch endure? Will Arya choose destiny or family? Will Sand bury the Lannisters? How deadly is Prince Doran? Find out tonight at 9PM ET. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. LGT recap of last week's episode
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(193)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
You'd think that spending a ton of money on Kate Upton to pimp the Game of War app in television commercials would be a terrible move. You'd be wrong. Oh, so very, very wrong
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(116)
 
(Berkeley Lab)
 
 
 
Berkeley Labs makes major advance in artificial photosynthesis. Take THAT, stupid plant kingdom
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(22)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to know how a heavy marble headstone made for a U.S. Army veteran buried in Oklahoma ended up in an alley in downtown Bakersfield, Veterans Affairs officials would like to have a word with you
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(29)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
An interview with Ireland's greatest musician not named Bono, Van Morrison
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(72)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
It's official: Cubs phenom Kris Bryant sucks, in Cubs fan's expert opinion
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(36)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Senate kills bill to make the Bible the official state book. Opponents say that designating a state book could lead to more government intrusion, like being forced to build some libraries
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(72)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angie's List CEO to step down. Company says he performed well on financial issues but was unable to delegate. Overall, they would probably use him again
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's official: Welfare recipients in Brownbackistan can no longer go swimming. *wipes hands on pants* See, *that's* how you solve poverty, people
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(535)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(83)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(25)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"Missile parts." "Those aren't mine." "One invoice: 'missile parts, Best Korea' signed by Ayatollah Khameini" "I don't even know what this is" "One handwritten note: 'Thanks for order. Enjoy your ballistic missile parts. PS, burn this note. -K-JU'"
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(63)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Israel's secret nuclear program was so secret" This also started a long tradition of the CIA being caught totally unawares of things the rest of the world knew and saw coming
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(38)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bears guard and facial hair aficionado Matt Slauson ranks the NFL's top 10 beards. "Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant"
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(18)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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(99)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Clearly, the best thing to do for your city manager of three years who got your city out of bankruptcy and sparked a massive financial turnaround is to fire him
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(66)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The numbers are in, and the college football playoffs are officially better than the old system in the only way that really matters
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(17)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado launches nation's first radio station dedicated to coverage of the legal marijuana industry, attracts advertisers and hundreds of followers on social media: "Most people don't get a response like this on radio, let alone for an AM station"
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(25)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
It's now official: Generalissimo Francisco Franco was a dictator. In other news, he's still dead
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(21)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
American teens are more stressed today than adults. Especially trying to figure out how to eventually pay off $100,000 of college loans with only minimum wage jobs
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(228)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hipster lullaby musicians Mumford and Sons are upset Jay-Z didn't ask them to join his new streaming service, says they "wouldn't have joined anyway" because the "smaller bands should get paid more than the famous acts." Keep strumming that banjo
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clorox raises the white flag after racially offensive advertising campaign
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UPS included picture of Dick Butt in special badge for Chinese Grand Prix
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(27)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Who said it: politician or professional wrestler?
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(33)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Soccer official claims team lost because they watch too much porn. Then again, you don't use your hands in soccer
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(3)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(106)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The typical home now remains in the same hands for 23 years - three times as long as in the 1980s, according to an analysis of transaction data carried out by specialist mortgage lenders. Fark: because no one can afford to move
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(62)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Legendary musician Brian Wilson is asked about his feelings on punk rock movement of the '70s: "I don't know what that is. Punk rock? Punk? What is that?"
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Buehrle is quietly setting his case for him to be a Hall-of-Famer, especially after earning his 200th win
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(61)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Christie vows he won't be a vanilla politician, says he will have sprinkles and nuts and crumbled Oreo pieces and chocolate sauce and... mmm... chocolate sauce *drools*
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(35)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin is the dumbest politician in the country. Kathleen Kane: Challenge accepted
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(29)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you get into a traffic accident, you should never leave the scene before police get there. Especially if the other driver is clinging to the hood of your car
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(23)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Prosecutors looking into possible sleazy dealings involving 1 WTC observation deck contract awarded to Jerry Jones with help from Chris Christie, and by "possible" they mean "shriekingly obvious to anybody except a New Jersey politician"
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A leading facial surgeon repeatedly punched a patient in the face to try and correct a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard. The doctor later wrote that the patient's face had been 'digitally manipulated'"
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(34)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"More than six percent of American synesthetes, especially those growing up in the late 70s or 80s, have color associations that perfectly match a particular Fisher-Price fridge magnet set"
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(60)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Worried that the NSA is watching you type in your underwear? Then you need RAND PAUL'S Official NSA Spycam Blocker
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(83)
 
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
A Chicago auctioneer is hoping to get $50,000 for a chair the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia once sat in
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why doesn't your butt fall through your chair? Especially given how unbelievably large your butt is? Here comes the science
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Why politicians should never be photographed while eating
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(34)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(42)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy ever trust Chuck again? Will Mike draw him into the criminal underworld? Will we meet Saul Goodman? It's your official Better Call Saul season finale thread, 10 pm on AMC
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(147)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Indonesian officials to 300 fishermen on a remote island: Okay anyone here who is being held here against their will as a slave and wants to go home, raise your hand...*hands* Sooo, that would be ALL of you then?
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women of the CIA lash out at Hollywood for portraying them as crazy sexy superagents who take down terrorists sexily and handle their PTSD with tons of booze and pills. "We don't look like that"
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(82)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Netflix says House of Cards season 4 is "officially happening"
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(66)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
They say that "fake it till you make it" is good advice when trying to learn on the job. This, however, is not good advice when working in law enforcement. Especially if you aren't really a cop
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
For centuries, dancing and loud music have been banned in Germany over the Easter weekend. If only there was someone, someone with fabulous hair and an insouciant grin, who could do something about this
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(42)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I never ever would have thought "British Politician" and "Sexy" would go together, but here we are
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(12)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
Which state leads the nation in criminal politicians? Fugetaboutit
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(18)
 
(Space War)
 
 
 
Norway's panties are in a wad after they find Russian warships docked at a crucial abandoned NATO base. Fark: A base they sold to Russia. Fark Double Dumbass: After a failed sale on eBay
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(10)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to work as a valet parking attendant, it really helps if you know the difference between the gas and brake pedals, especially the ones in a $600k Ferrari GTO 599
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(51)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
We understand that jail can be boring, but you should probably find ways to pass time that don't include attempting to extort politicians
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(18)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to US military officials, the reason US air strikes were needed to re-take Tikrit is because the Iranian forces previously spearheading the attack sucked at coordinating attacks and their artillerymen couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russian fishing trawler sinks; dozens of electronics technicians feared dead
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(69)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over James Bond. Melissa McCarthy is here to become our next super spy hero and prove that body image ain't nothing but a social construct that has no bearing on actual super spy ability
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(96)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Cribs claim "old school dinosaur bands" have kept them from becoming a bigger band. When reached for comment, actual musicians said "Who the f*ck are The Cribs?"
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Multiple aborted landings and touch-and-go's at Düsseldorf airport at 55KT crosswinds, or how to turn a commercial airliner into a STOL aircraft. On an unrelated news, local retailers record an unprecedented surge in underpants sales
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(114)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Legally blind woman given license to drive after special glasses help restore her eyesight. And now she can see that you all drive like MORONS
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(14)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
In case you forgot, an April Fool's Day roundup 2015 for those who appreciate English humor
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(19)
 
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Officials determine that substantial number of signatures on forger's petition to be on the ballot might be forgeries
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(8)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kid receives a joke "cry baby" certificate from his youth centre basketball team, and predictably, social media goes nuts. Not so predictably, the kid is fine with it and his mom says everyone needs to relax
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Malls across new Hampshire hosted a special event for special-needs children in an effort to provide seasonal trauma for all
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(50)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Speeding tickets are down nationwide and fine-dependent courts are having financial trouble
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(131)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"While high-profile units like SEAL Team Six and Delta Force get most of the media attention, the number of specialized troops in the U.S. Army National Guard is quietly growing"
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(60)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Paramedic recalls saving physician's life after car crash...who was the same doctor who saved his life as a child
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(57)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After one final gig at a local race track, the Drama Llamas have officially retired from all public appearances
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(30)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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(31)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(112)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's important to know the difference between clay and organic kitty litter. Especially if you're using it at a nuclear waste facility
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"While the group is concerned that people might be reluctant to use coal that was once feces, satisfied customers say there's no odor and they don't give a sh*t about the association"
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(20)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I have no idea what a Timofey Mozgov is but this local commercial is a masterpiece. *throws dishes off table*
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds goes full Burt in first official Deadpool promo shoot
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(77)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
School to special-needs student: You may be special, but you're not special enough to wear a varsity jacket
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(303)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Politicians denounced Rep. Klingenschmidt's comments about a baby being ripped from a mother's womb as "disgusting" and "reprehensible." And that's just the Republicans
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(89)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes a GIF is all you need as an official 'no comment' statement to a reporter
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(154)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self Proclaimed "God of the MRA's" who was removed from class for laughing at rape victims has upped his game by screaming racial epithets at fellow students
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(655)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Google: New smart watch will play a crucial role in future healthcare systems and help doctors to keep better track of patients' health. Doctors: Meh
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(39)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thailand Officials to journalists: Either report what we tell you to, or we will kill you
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude hipsters use flamboyant facial hair to attract women, repel job offers
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(13)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When running from law enforcement, do not send out social media messages pinpointing your location. It makes the job for law enforcement a little easier to find you
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(32)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Yemeni president flees as Yemeni rebels take base abandoned by US Special Forces. Yemen has a president? The hell you say
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(65)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Starbucks was always going to end #RaceTogether cups after a week, claim company officials, who went on to note that we've always been at war with EastAsia
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(65)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Advertisers will spend a half TRILLION dollars in 2015. Of course this doesn't affect you personally, since you purchased your Ford pickup, Nike tennis shoes, iPhone, and Cialis after careful consumer research, not because a commercial told you to
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(60)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Proving he ain't all that smart after all, Neil DeGrasse Tyson slams Florida for banning the words "climate change" in official state communications by saying, "I thought as a nation we were better than this"
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(163)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese officials say they will introduce guidelines to regulate surprisingly contentious Chinese square-dancing: "In 2013, Wuhan residents made headlines after they showered feces on a group of boisterous 'dancing grannies'"
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While every day is always a bad day to be a Cubs fan, it's especially a bad day to be a Cubs fan holding season tickets for the bleacher seats, because your tickets are worthless since construction is behind
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(49)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz actually isn't the first official presidential candidate of 2016, he's the 195th and will have fierce competition from candidates including "Santa Claus," "President Emperor Caesar," and "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks"
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(41)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Let's recap: artificial banana flavor that doesn't taste like bananas actually tastes like a banana that tastes like it's artificially flavored. Are we clear now?
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(35)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian politician responds to British criticism by suggesting London "should take a break, have a Twix." Also, warns London "nobody better lay a finger on my Snickers" and claims "only M&Ms have the answer"
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's official: Ted Cruz for President
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(173)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Deanna accept Carol's sympathy? Will paradise crumble? Will Glenn keep going to bat for Alexandria? It all comes to a head in the penultimate episode of season 5. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. It all starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(581)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Petition to have a real musician headline Glastonbury reaches 100,000 signatures
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(33)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says that artificial intelligence could grow to be more intelligent than humans. Especially the ones who think they're going to get a computer to work properly on Windows Vista
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(59)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tourism officials concerned about rising number of people traveling to Phuket to commit suicide, as sales of Phuketall shoot up
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(66)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Magician David Copperfield's rooftop pool bursts, soaking the apartments below him. Let's see him try to make all the lawsuits disappear
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Patrick met Stevie, a blind senior cat that no one wanted, she was at the Animal Care Society of Cork in Ireland. After a few adjustments to help Stevie navigate his house both of their lives are forever enriched everyday, especially Caturday
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(1028)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
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(196)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Someone showed the House Judiciary Committee how to post .gifs on a website. Behold, the Buzzfeedification of Congress
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(147)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will New Zealand follow fellow co-host Australia to the semis or can the Windies manage the win in the last quarterfinal? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, match starts at 9PM EDT
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to session musicians and sound engineers who have worked at Paisley Park, Prince's legendary "Vault" containing thousands of unreleased songs is real, and it is spectacular
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(81)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Arizona politician is big on workers' rights for We The People, especially the We The People Who Married Her Daughter
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(19)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ACLU claims TSA's screening tool is 'a waste,' surprising many TSA officials who find it just as effective as everything else they do
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(49)
 
(CiteWorld)
 
 
 
Ten obscure, highly specialized browsers that will make you forget about Chrome, Firefox, and IE
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(66)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary takes final paid speech, before her announcement, at the American Camp Association. The only place in America where you could get paid $300k for a rousing rendition of "Kumbaya"
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(19)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Investors count on financial institutions to tell them the truth about how their investments are being managed..." the NY Attorney General started to say before bursting out laughing
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(6)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher, there are better ways to discipline a student than by stepping outside of the classroom while other students jump the troublemaker. Especially if the kids are only six
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(39)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will co-host Australia march on or will Pakistan pull the upset in the third quarterfinal? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30 PM EDT
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(31)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(124)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White supremacist arrested for Wednesday's shooting spree in Arizona, facial tattoo crimes
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(112)
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A service Farkers can really appreciate
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(13)
 
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
The CD now officially makes less money than streaming in America
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(55)
 
(University Herald)
 
 
 
Length of a man's finger could indicate schizophrenia risk . Especially for paranoid men who point their fingers at themselves
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(18)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Alaskan army unit allowed to use racial slurs on "Racial Thursdays." Unit also braced for discovery of "Homophobic Mondays,""Sexism Sundays," and "Silly Hat Fridays"
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(62)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
And in the second quarterfinal a battle of neighbors as India faces Bangladesh. It's your official Cricket World Cup Discussion thread, match starts at 11:30PM EDT
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(40)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Leafs playoff hunt officially over. So close
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(31)
 
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it appears that the people behind an online marketplace specializing in illegal drugs and identity theft have absconded with all the bitcoins
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stockbrokers upset at SEC proposal to designate them as "fiduciaries" which would require them to put their clients' interests ahead of their own when advising, saying small customers won't have access to "high quality investment advice"
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(52)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Springfield, IL is now completely infested with Cobras. If only there were a daring, highly-trained special mission force that could help them with this problem
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(43)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You can blame politicians overreacting in the 1970s for the reason you can't include student loan debt for when you inevitably declare bankruptcy
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(120)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World Bitcoin Association files for bankruptcy...That's the joke
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(66)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's elimination time as Sri Lanka takes on South Africa in the first quarterfinal. This is your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, match already underway
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(54)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British roads are clogged with slow-moving tanks. Defence officials want them clogged with fast-moving tanks
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(58)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture
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(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomats have been confronted by Iranian officials over GOP letter. "The Zarif don't like it"
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(167)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Who's more annoying: Parents who share way too much information about their children on social media or the person who started calling this action "Sharenting"?
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(31)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel returns, Rick and company try to adjust to suburbia in the zombie apocalypse, and Carol bakes some cookies. Will there be zombies? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. "Spend" airs at 9PM ET on AMC
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(692)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Duke suck its way to a #2 seed? Will Texas be left out? Does ANYBODY have a prayer of stopping Kentucky? This is YOUR official Selection Sunday thread as the picks are made at 6 pm EST on CBS
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(209)
 
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that a healthy lifestyle can guard against dementia. Especially for Americans who can't remember the last time they saw their toes
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cuban officials arrested after stealing 8 million eggs. It's all ova now
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(52)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
This is it the last day of prelims, UAE takes on the West Indies and then it's Pakistan vs Ireland. This is your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. UAE vs West Indies starts at 6PM EST
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(33)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Agents said they were undetected until a marked car showed up outside for an unrelated incident. At that point, it looked like something out of a movie with dozens of people running away, leaving behind drugs and money, officials said
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(14)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Freedom isn't free. Especially if you're illegally squatting on an abandoned military base that the government wants to sell
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(103)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to a very special Friday the 13th edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let your black cat take it for good luck
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(18)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the the next to last day of prelims as India plays Zimbabwe and Australia plays Scotland. This is your offcial Cricket World Cup discussion thread, India vs Zimbabwe starts at 9:00 PM EST
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(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Active meth lab found in Indiana Walmart bathroom,' officially the most Midwestern thing to ever happen
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(42)
 
(Truthout)
 
 
 
Being a musician now is pretty much the same as it was 150 years ago. Except for the hookers and blow. There was way more of that back then
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(14)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama legislature goes full Wallace, passes a bill that allows any officiant or judge to refuse to marry a same sex couple
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(376)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
To kick off the last weekend of the preliminary round, it's Bangladesh against New Zealand. Then England vs Afghanistan in the second match. It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, Bangladesh vs New Zealand starts 9 PM EST
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(42)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Illinois state capital has just given Cobra Commander the key to the city, making him the 175th most corrupt official in the city
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paget Brewster, late of Criminal minds, joins the cast of the Fox sitcom Grandpa, starring alongside John Stamos, late of Greek Yogurt commercials
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google invests in projects to expand the human life expectancy to age 500. Congress immediately looks to raise the minimum age of Social Security to 430
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(107)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Getting an elaborate tattoo to commemorate your favorite team's championship? It's probably best to wait until they've officially won
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(26)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
If South Africa bats first will they score 400, if UAE bats first will they get through the full 50 overs? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 9 PM EST
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(59)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Charlie Rangel's onetime antagonists come to the realization that being only mildly corrupt and mendacious is enough to set him above the usual greasy-palmed intern-groping New York politician
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(11)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Sydney Leathers finds a politician even dumber than Anthony Weiner
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(106)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"France has been told to 'grow up' after the country's officials attempted to block a new €2 coin commemorating the Battle of Waterloo
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Chinese Communist Party leaders are deathly afraid that the Dalai Lama will not have an afterlife. Worried enough that this week, officials repeatedly warned that he must reincarnate, and on their terms"
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drone strikes effective, according to Pentagon officials and... Bin Laden?
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(35)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the time
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(12)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will Sri Lanka keep building or will Scotland pull the upset win? For those up late it's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30PM EST
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Isaac Newton: Physicist, mathematician, spiteful jerk
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(33)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA has been trying to hack your iPhone for the past decade
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist creates world's smallest sculpture - only to have it crushed by lab technicians attempting to photograph it
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(43)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Ireland be a giant killer or will India keep marching on? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 9PM EST
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US places sanctions on 7 Venezuelan officials, thus officially opening the spring 2015 change-of-regime season
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff's mansion on sale for $2.3 million. It comes with large outdoor pool, wet bar, sunken living room with carpet especially made for eating hamburgers off the floor
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"These simple tips will help turn your cover letter from tired to hired." Wait. People still write cover letters and think they are actually read and appreciated by HR? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh that's cute
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(197)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will the group adjust to life in Alexandria, or will they make Alexandria adjust to them? Will Deanna and Rick overcome Nagan? Will Carl get his pudding? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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(536)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new concept in Solar power generation "community solar gardens" could allow people to benefit from solar power even if they don't have the space/funds to install rooftop panels themselves. As if solar power wasn't socialist ENOUGH already
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It is now official: when it comes to swimming naked, no one does it better - or at least in bigger numbers - than Australians" (Not safe for work)
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(54)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Russian tourists film sex video in Giza, Egypt. Officials take steps to prevent any future pyramid schemes
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(55)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
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(189)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will New Zealand romp over Afghanistan? Can Sri Lanka match Australia? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. New Zealand vs Afghanistan starts at 5 PM EST
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(89)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says that crying is healthy and beneficial. Cubs fans rejoice
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(12)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
High school is a great place to meet new people and make life-long friends, especially true when one of those friends turns out to be your older sister who was kidnapped from the maternity ward upon her birth 17 years ago
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2 Chainz smokes the world's most expensive joint using $800 cannabis wrapped in 24k gold rolling paper. And people claim rappers make poor financial decisions
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(60)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Hey Barry, how about you give us a little more leeway in how we implement work requirements for welfare?" "That sounds reasonable." "OMG, you are the most socialist socialist to ever socialize with a socialite"
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(32)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"Specialists in Finland and Germany are hard at work analyzing the chemical composition of 170-year-old beer recovered from the floor of the Baltic Sea in an attempt to figure out the recipe used to make it"
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
North Korea offers condolences over attack on U.S. Ambassador to Other Korea. Haha, just kidding, official state media calls it a "knife-attack shower of justice"
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(47)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Dear Sloopy, You'll soon be Ohio's official rock song. Hang on
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(68)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Politician who never reads Fark tells his constituents they should strive to become "the Florida of New Zealand"
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(20)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quoting a politician in your second language Israeli difficult
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the General Social Survey -- a large, national survey conducted every 2 yrs and widely considered to represent the gold standard for public opinion research -- shows a majority of Americans favoring the legalization of marijuana
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Health officials, anyone else with an ounce of sense, perplexed by anti-vaxxers
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(281)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Terminator 2 where the T-1000 melted apart but then pieced itself back together to wreak more havoc? This is the financial equivalent
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(32)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australians are trolling their politicians to protest a controversial new data retention law
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(5)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can the UAE show some resilience against Pakistan? Can Afghanistan make a stand against Australia? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. UAE vs Pakistan starts at 8PM EST
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(32)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The Godfather quotes quiz. Subby got 14/20...but the official scorer changed it to 19/20 after Luca Brasi stopped by his house
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite conservative artist, John McNaughton, has released an unofficial portrait of President Obama
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(184)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German politician: "Yeah, I downloaded child porn, but then I resigned. Here's €5,000. We good now?" Court: "Sure, bye." World: "WTF?"
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(13)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember that amazing, and supposedly Photoshop-free, photo of Cindy Crawford that went nuts on social media last month? Well, about that
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FWD: FWD: FWD: What difference does it make that Hillary Clinton violated federal law by using her personal email account for official government business?
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(278)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
To show appreciation to the Minnesota Timberwolves fans after he returned to the team and the fact the team flat-out stinks, Kevin Garnett bought 1,000 tickets for them
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese...truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 - 2/28
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(5)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(135)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Some politicians will be remembered as great politicians, diplomats or champions of democracy; some will just be "Britain's Rob Ford"
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(20)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Alexandria offer haven or hell? Are Negan and Lucille on the horizon? Will Rick and company get a moment's peace? Find out tonight in "Remember." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(479)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado sold 17 tons of retail marijuana. You know a product is successful when they use good ol' Murican units of weight instead of those socialist kilos
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British police complain their plan to send drivers caught texting to prison have been blocked by selfish politicians who say their constituents might not re-elect them if they begin sending them all to jail
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(45)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
PSA: It's time to take down your Christmas tree. Especially if it is right beside the fireplace
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Which England side will show up to face Sri Lanka? Can Pakistan hold off Zimbabwe? Will it be another day of crazy matches? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, England vs Sri Lanka starts at 5PM EST
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier who lost both legs in Afghanistan has been forced to officially verify his condition to Veterans Affairs every three years to keep his pension, presumably in case his legs spontaneously grow back or something
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
New measles case linked to Las Vegas restaurant. Officials surprised someone in Las Vegas only caught the measles
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Fri February 27, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the battle of home teams as Australia faces New Zealand. Then can UAE make a go of it against India? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Australia vs New Zealand starts at 8PM EST
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
High school students wear KKK robes to party, have to be protected by police, school officials and their parents from other students who think this probably calls for a beating
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Arizona officials discover an underground tunnel that connects to Mexico. "Now, Mexican authorities are attempting to locate the other end of the tunnel." Yes, I wonder how one would go about finding the other end of a tunnel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is eating out at a restaurant still a special treat or just a way to get out of doing dishes for another day?
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(io9)
 
 
 
Just in case you like to keep up with these things, Catwoman is now officially bisexual
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Thu February 26, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It seems Rahm Emanuel will easily win a second term despite challenger Chuy Garcia, whom not even Han Solo could help
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(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Police raid Russian lesbians who trolled anti-gay politician, citing the need to collect extensive photo evidence for later review
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Teacher's sudden, extreme vaginal bleeding in class caused by faulty IUD, but school officials think she's lying, and it was just "severe anxiety," so she's suspended, and officials are demanding she see two more doctors and sign a medical release
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Interacial llamas on the llamb, llasoed by llawmen. Thanks, Ollama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China drops Apple, Cisco, Citrix, and McAfee from official list of approved products for government procurement, recommends Ippel, Sizzko, Sitryx, and MacIffy instead
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Understand this, for a politician, the fewer words spoken is probably for the better, but sometimes one word is just enough
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Animals are free of stresses of work, especially gentle giants and WHERE IS MY F@&^*ng COFFEE?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Problem: How to make your toddler feel special even if she's born with large birthmark on her leg? Solution: Both parents get a leg tattoo of the the same large birthmark. See? That was simple
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Wed February 25, 2015
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Sleeping over 8 hours a day associated with greater risk of stroke. Oh-oh
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After he is done with the NFL, Tom Brady is reportedly looking into a career where he won't be accused of cheating...nevermind green screens, teleprompters, body doubles, special effects, stunt men, fake props
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Afghanistan get its first win against Scotland? Will Bangladesh trip up Sri Lanka? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Afghanistan vs Scotland already underway, Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka at 10:30PM EST
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Purina. Dog? Ciao
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While the Hilldog waits, the Obama officiates
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
In case of an accident, having adequate auto insurance can protect you from major financial ruin. Got that, Bruce Jenner?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RON PAUL speaks out about anti-war politicians who annoy him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Much to the annoyance of some of its financial backers like the Koch brothers, a faction of the Tea Party is making common cause with environmentalists to push solar energy access laws. I guess you could call them the Green Tea party
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
57% of Republicans support making Christianity the official religion of the U.S. Wait until they hear about those evil PC thugs James Madison and Thomas Jefferson
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Tue February 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street's argument against President Obama's proposal to make retirement account managers act in fiduciary duty of their clients: "We can only afford to give people bad advice that makes us buckets of money"
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(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas officials underestimate impact of massive income tax cuts. This is not a repeat from any time in the last two years
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 7 seasons, we say farewell to Pawnee; Knope and Change is at an end. Will Tom Haverford find love? Will Ron Swanson--OH GOD, GIVE THAT MAN A SPINOFF. It's your Official Parks & Rec Series Finale Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on NBC
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
New director of the VA regales his service in the Special Farces
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