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500 headlines found matching 'CIA'
Sat January 20, 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shiathole shutdown is officially on
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Road trips can be a hoot, especially with an owl stuck in the grille. With bonus "Who YOU lookin' at, bub?" picture
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New Japanese dictionary edition updates "otaku" entry to omit part of definition that says otaku lack common social intelligence. The parts about lack of basic hygiene and abnormal level of knowledge about anime characters remain
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The U.S. Special Forces community doesn't understand ladders
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Day Zero' is the date when the Cape Town, South Africa reservoirs run dry and it officially runs out of water. As of today, Day Zero is expected to occur on April 22nd
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In the year 2075, boobs will come in all shapes and sizes. Artificial breasts have been developed. Men too will have boobs. YouTube and war will still exist, The Koreas will unify, and Okayama will be the new capital of Japan. IN THE YEAR 2075
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alabama student "feels horrible" about being expelled over her racist social media rants. Stay classy, Alabama
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Thu January 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's your annual "The majority of Americans are good and truly farked in the event of a minor financial emergency" article. Sleep tight
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a not exactly subtle move by Mick Mulvaney, $0 requested for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's budget
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Wed January 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Official. Superb Owl will end in controversy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Side effects of Propecia include anger, depression, self-harm and erectile dysfunction. Do not use Propecia if you are President of the United States
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you're kicked off a train by the police, don't try to jump back on when it starts moving again. Especially if you're about 50 pounds overweight
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Glenn Frey's widow refuses to take it easy, files wrongful death lawsuit against hospital and physician that treated him
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Department of Justice wants to start arresting state and local elected officials. Let that sink in
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Former CIA Officer, accused of supplying China with information that led to the arrest or execution of 20 American agents, arrested flying into New York
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Tue January 16, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another Olympic gymnast accuses former Dr. Larry Nassar of molesting her while he was physician for USA Gymnastics. Russian judge still giving her low score
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman complains to social media when restaurant enforces ban on outside food
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Republican politician apologizes for shiathole countries remark. No, not that one. How could you ever even think it was that one?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you haven't already, it's almost time to officially ditch your New Year's resolutions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What does "Fake News" actually mean, though? According to 88% of Republican voters, "accurate news stories casting a politician or political group in a negative light" are by definition fake
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"The party has died long ago and they are just dragging their corpses through the graveyard trying to pick up as many pennies from the tax cut and kill as many social programs as they can on the way to the political grave"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A special place in hell awaits: Parents charged after 13 abused siblings rescued from California house after 17-year-old girl escapes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Bullitt is possibly the most boring film to ever get not just a cult following but total and enduring mainstream adoration. The pacing would best be described as glacial, and even the highlights are difficult to sit through"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Health care is better in the United States. Because unlike government-run socialist health care in Europe, a private health insurance company would never get in the way of a patient getting a hideously expensive drug
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over 1000 kids charged with distributing explicit material by sharing video clip on social media of two 15-year-olds having sex in very conservative state of ... Denmark?
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Green-eyeshade conservative Tom Coburn: "And if there is one thing I learned during my time in Congress, it is never to underestimate the dumb things politicians will dream up to spend other people's money on"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Google, Facebook, Twitter are bad. In fact, they are worse than Hitler according to great historian, Alex Jones. You see, social media is latin for concentration camp. A lot of people don't know that
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Pennsyltucky Baptist church decides that the day before MLK's birthday is the most appropriate time to hold a special service thanking their community's civil servants
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Score)
 
 
 
Surely after last weekends officiating boondoggle, the NFL would make certain that this weekends refs were up to par, right? Right?
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Study: Two thirds of American consumers want their favorite brands to take a stand on contentious social and political issues of the day. #JusticeForMcRibs, #IBelieveAlexa, and #NeverHydrox coming soon to your feed
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moby's CIA friends urged him to use his prominent social media presence to share details of Trump's dirty dossier, which would be concealed in mass of repetitive electronica and vegan propaganda that 45's toadies would never inspect
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Still plenty of commercial time available for the Super Bowl. Ads run for the low price of just $167,000 per second
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(The United Methodist Church)
 
 
 
The evangelicals might still be supporting Trump, but the Methodists who actually read their Bibles from time to time are officially tired of his racist shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump is getting his first official physical exam from the doctors at Bethesda Naval. What are the odds we get an accurate account, instead of a Best-Korea-esque hagiography?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump: "We want more immigrants from Norway". Norwegians: "We have health care, free college, a living wage, and great social services. Why would we move to your shiathole of a nation?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I'm tired of PC politicians and their BS excuses. I'm a fighter pilot and I talk like one - That's why I told Washington Republicans to grow a pair of ovaries and get the job done"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario's government controlled liquor stores have concerns with craft brewer's new brew logo, saying it could leave shoppers with the impression that the beer has special healing powers. Wait, it's beer. It doesn't??
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(Some Mom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this social media mom
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
White House official on shiatholegate: "This is fine"
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
In response to Oregon letting people pump their own gas, Officials tell Oregonians no more sex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We've had a lot of speeches lately from politicians resigning after sexual harassment allegations but very few where they admit to crying on the floor and vowing revenge
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one...former president of a truck stop chain caught on tape spouting racial epithets and playing racist country songs at corporate meetings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Senate candidate expects that talk radio and Fox News will soon begin airing commercials about how to invest by buying commemorative coins made of 99% pure coal
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uber has special software called "Ripley" which lets them remotely log off computers and dump their data to frustrate law enforcement agents serving a search warrant. Paul Manafort wants to know why the selfish bastards haven't shared
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What If Everyone Got a Monthly Check From the Government? is it ZOMG Socialism? Or is it market-driven subsidies to businesses who are automating their ex-employees out of being able to afford their products? Finland goes there, sort of
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Congressman Pete Hoekstra (R-MI), 2015: "There are no-go zones in Holland; cars getting burned, politicians getting burned." US Ambassador to Holland Pete Hoekstra, 2018: "I never said that. Fake news. I also never said 'fake news'. SMOKEBOMB"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II's official bra-fitter loses her "Royal Warrant" after publishing a book about her work. There. now try to get THAT image out of your head for the rest of the day
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Wed January 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The CIA arranged an affair for a king with an actress that produced a dwarf, and then things got all Game of Thrones
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, owner of Cypress-based company Surf Horizons Inc, apparently just got around to reading a copy of the indictments against Paul Manafort, immediately files suit against him and Gates for financial fraud
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama's presidential library will be "socially regressive" and "privileges cars and people that can afford them" while failing to "improve train lines and public transportation infrastructure" according to 100 professors at the University of Chicago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Socialite accused of antisemitic assault, says she's not an antisemite, she's just an asshole
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
State's largest coal fired power plant on fire. Officials hope to have it under control sometime in 2056
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"All signs are pointing" to Matt Patricia's douchey hipster beard being named next New York Football Giants coach
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
MLB owners are colluding to keep player salaries artificially low. This is not a repeat from 1880-2017
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Not officially a traitor (yet), but #1 with traitors
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
There's an official recipe for Luke Skywalker's tasty green milkshake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dems: So, how can we troll the GOP in the Senate Judiciary Committee the best way possible??? Mmmm, what about putting Cory Booker and Kamala Harris on it? That oughtta piss them off all right and proper
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of having someone hide your illegal guns may be overheard by police, especially if you're talking about on the phone from your jail cell
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The KickStarter campaign launched to buy back Gawker has officially failed. Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh brother
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fern afficianado Sean Spicer says Oprah shouldn't run for President because she lacks experience. That's the joke
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scienticians say they've discovered the molecule that could revert cellular aging, sustain cold fusion, and be the basis for your flying car. Notice the lack of "get you laid"
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland's top officials say it's OK for police to go through your garbage as it becomes 'public property' when you throw it out. Local rag decides to go through garbage of Portland's top officials to see what they throw out. Hilarity ensues
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL officiating was a trump show this past weekend
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Zimbio)
 
 
 
L'Oréal commercial compares Winona Ryder's career to damaged hair
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", the best of 2017 Japanese commercials
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Always log out of your social media account when you leave the computer especially if you're at the Apple store
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle wonders what's the motive of ESPN, an "Official Partner Of The NBA", running the anti-Lakers ranting of "blowhard loudmouth" LaVar Ball as news
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Social media explodes in protest after Kendall Jenner walks the red carpet at the Hollywood Golden Globes, apparently forgetting her amazing work in a Pepsi commercial
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Hollywood is full of drug-taking sweatshop-running age-discriminating executives who are really only slaves to their financial overlords. Wait, did I say Hollywood? I meant Silicon Valley
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Sun January 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Socialist Democrat NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio says the wealthy love New York City sooooo much they'll never leave if taxes are raised on them to pay off the city's screw ups. Non-socialist Democratic New York Governor Cuomo: Yeah, about that
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ingredients: enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, palm oil, sugar, artificial flavor, color, sugar, yeast, pieces of plastic that fell into the production line, salt, malted barley ... wait, what?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winning $570 million Powerball ticket sold in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Officials will monitor the situation to see if the ticket is valid
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
While the Titans are celebrating their playoff win, they should really be thanking referee Jeff Triplette and his crew for one of the worst officiated playoff games in recent memory
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A special edition of Fire And Fury for mentally stable geniuses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A fire breaks out in Mathematics building. Mathematicians unimpressed as this problem has been solved before
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(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
Christian school officials open to punishing naughty Hooters girls
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Great news, fans of hipster nonsense: Flight of the Conchords will be back for an hour-long special
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Longest-running commercial has lasted 41 years, many tired of it
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's judicial nominee: "Gay judges shouldn't hear LGBT cases." Well that's fine just so long as straight judges don't hear straight cases. Clearly we need more gay judges
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Ah, Tang, the official drink of astronauts and Ramadan. Wait, what?
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. has a serious rat problem that needs to be eradicated, besides the politicians
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Best Korea accepts offer to officially meet with Worst Korea on January 9th giving Trump a mere 4 days to screw things up
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember earlier this year when Congress voted to gut Obama Administration regulations protecting workers from sexual harassment? Yeah, the Republicans REALLY wish you didn't, especially this November
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
He is officially Max Headroom
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The anonymous tipster attacking the racial makeup of the Russia Investigation grand jury was probably Trump himself
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US voter ID laws are indeed racially discriminatory. Here comes the science
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember when the Chicken Littles said that the tax cut would lead to the end of Social Security and Medicaid a decade down the road? Donald has decided that he's not waiting
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google: "Still using our old calendar design? Well aren't you special"
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(New Maine News)
 
 
 
Hyperextreme nipple glaciation is apparently something to worry about in Maine
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The story behind the Calgon commercial
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Tunnels under the Playboy mansion are used by the CIA to smuggle sex slaves to Google
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
16,000 words on what it is like to cover the C.I.A. when the government (and your bosses at the Times) don't like what you find
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Famous songs about every state. Do you like the song associated for where you live? What other songs would you suggest?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Er... Jeopardy contestant loses $3200 for the wrong pronunciation of 'gangsta'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eating ketchup may cause Crohn's disease, especially if you swallow the little foil packet whole
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2017 was the first year that nobody died from commercial air travel since its invention
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump says the Justice Department--which is headed up by his own special Muppet Jeff Sessions--is part of the DEEP STATE
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Certain activities should be avoided while drinking. Throwing a hatchet sounds like one of them, especially at a downtown bar
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Instagram)
 
 
 
In a world where social media pressures everybody to be uniquely the same, we bring you The Sh*t Gardens of Melbourne Australia
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Inmate claims drugs hidden in his rectum were not his, judicial panel says GTFO
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's talk financial strategy, Farkers. You've got your $600 weekly paycheck to invest. Powerball has the better odds *and* a bigger prize. But Mega Millions' purse would push winnings to almost a billion. Do you go all in for Powerball or diversify?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President of the United States just took personal credit for commercial airplane safety
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood has officially been replaced by a replicant
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Social media manager for Newsweek magazine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chief Justice John Roberts says he wants to look into sexual harassment within the judicial system. He also wants to know why Clarence Thomas left a can of Coke on his desk
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Working class whites will gladly vote against their interests because their psychological wages of keeping the people they hate down makes up for their loss of real financial wages
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which New Year's Eve special are you going to watch? Which celebrities performed the best? Where are you on this evening as we b-b-bring in the New Year? It is your New Year's Eve thread. Happy New Year everyone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Increase your drinking quota? Decrease your fapping quota? What do YOU hope to accomplish this year? It's your official New Years resolutions thread
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
It's officially Happy New Year 2018 in New Zealand and let's check in to see...wow are they ALL Farkers over there?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's official - In some parts of the United States, it's actually colder than it is on Mars
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Sat December 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone got a very special Christmas present. 1:45 of terminal cuteness to the left. Haters ranting about vertical phone videos to the right
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Barack Obama also demanded a loyalty oath from the Federal officials he appointed. So take that, libs
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Marketers beware: your attempts to motivate and inspire social media influencers via swag won't work in 2018. This isn't 2014, they're on to your tricks. Try thought leadership or proactivity
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity apparently has cards that insult various racial, religious and other groups... I just thought you should know
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy said a lot of crazy incoherent nonsense to the NYT without anybody knowing, Jones is officially a senator, and subby gets to enjoy a three-day weekend. HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYBODY MSNBC Primetime thread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump appeared to know little, if anything, about international trade deals during an exchange with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in March this year. White House officials reportedly characterized the talk as "humiliating"
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Thu December 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian Hacker, currently jailed in Russia on charges of treason because he alerted the CIA that Kaspersky Labs products were compromised by the FSB says he can PROVE he was the one who hacked the DNC servers, because he left a "calling card" behind
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not only is corn Illinois' official state vegetable and popcorn the official state snack, but soon it will also be the official state grain and thus, will finally unite the three Houses of Corn. Corn
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Mueller is now questioning ЯNC officials
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's official
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
Who says Al Franken shouldn't resign? Minnesota voters, that's who. Especially women
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More people watched the Queen's Christmas speech than the Doctor Who Christmas special
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kushner's financials being investigated. Difficulty: not Mueller
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Bernie to swear in DeBlasio for his second term as NYC mayor, thus briefly raising the number of honest Democratic officials in the city to 1
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Wed December 27, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Remember that old commercial where the old lady throws the tire through the window of a Discount Tire store because she was unhappy? Well this is exactly like this, except it's a guy and he drives his truck through the dealership window
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If there was collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, it likely included coordination between Russia's and Trump's Digital Ops team of online ad buys, social media efforts, data etc. Guess who Mueller is talking to now?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
And the financial outlook for AccuWeather employees is very sunny
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott is not happy about Blade Runner 2049, will soon announce plans for a remake which will be the definitive final super special director's cut
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Tue December 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your official nfl Week 17 Hot tAke poweR rankinGs thReAd From espn WHere the numbers ARe Jokes And the Klowns havE huge shoes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So much for social progress, a new survey shows that 55% of white Americans now think they're under attack and are being racially discriminated against
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The same social media company that saw no signs of Russian election influence quickly suspends account of guy with dying wife due to all the attention it's getting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania special election, the Republicans are running a studly Marine and the Democrats a spudly crank. Wait ... reverse that
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Injured 8-year-old dog gets rewarded with special Christmas bone-us at work for a job well done
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to know if you've interacted with Russian agents on social media, then today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gordon %*$#@ Ramsay stays true to form by swearing 54 times in Christmas special. Apparently 'tis the season
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the officials reappear after six months, it means they've been "re-educated." But if they are edited out of videos, it generally means they're no longer of this world
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's new mission? Protect America from the dangers of "burdensome regulations"
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Fri December 22, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fark the Poor Act officially signed into law, IRS has no idea how they're going to implement any of it with reduced staff and budget. HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYONE MSNBC Primetime Block, festivities start @ 8pm EST
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Tirek is devouring souls while Discord and Sailor Moon are trying to wreck him. Will the day be saved or will there be a Part 3? It's Sailor Moon meets My Little Pony Part 2 Christmas Hiatus Special on YouTube RIGHT NOW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 2017 Fark The Poor Act is now officially law
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wave of officials leaving EPA after realizing that the Trump administration has no interest in protecting the environment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Bye, Felicia': Joy Reid mocks humiliating failure of Trump and Haley's Jerusalem threat
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (12/20): Quantum & Woody return again, the Curse Words Holiday Special, Batman & Catwoman on a double date with Lois Lane & Superman, and some guy at Marvel tries to work through 50 years of X-Men baggage. Good luck with all that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former CIA Director John Brennan makes his second-ever tweet, and it's a doozy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"There is an organized effort by Republicans, in concert with Fox News, to spin a false narrative and conjure up outrageous scenarios to accuse special counsel Mueller of being biased," Maxine Waters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"American liberalism has slipped into a kind of moral panic about racial, gender and sexual identity that has distorted liberalism's message and prevented it from becoming a unifying force capable of governing"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats choose constitutional law expert and attorney who successfully fought Trumperdink's NY redevelopment efforts as ranking member of the judiciary committee in the house for some reason
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Kyoto mathematician finally proves infamous brainteaser known as the ABC Conjecture, having tortured colleagues for years by posting initial solution based on Inter-universal Teichmuller Theory, which obviously simplified his proof
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Poland goes through with its move to change its judicial system. But don't worry, a rise of the far right has never negatively impacted Poland before
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Someone is projecting the 7 words Trump officials banned onto the side of Trump's hotel
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Rudolph, Santa puppets from 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' classic TV special listed on eBay for $10 million
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Silly Trumpettes. The FBI doesn't do assasinations. That's the CIA
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you lost a emaciated, balding dog with a mysterious tattoo then San Antonio Animal Care Services would like a word with you
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sailors at sea aboard the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford get special screening of The Last Jedi, demand to know why the ship's namesake was killed off in the previous movie
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
After Neil Gorsuch stated that Trump's attacks on the judiciary were disheartening and demoralizing, Trump wanted to withdraw his nomination to the Supreme Court, so WH staff "found" a note from Gorsuch praising Trump and that made him feel better
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Before you take out that zero-interest loan, remember: An adorable puppy can still bite you. Flowers can give you allergies. It's possible to die from laughter. And you need a better financial adviser than the idiot who wrote this article
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's word salad starts early this morning as he sits in his boxers, watching Fox News; "Stocks and the economy have a long way to go after the Tax Cut Bill is totally understood and appreciated in scope and size"
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Not only does the "Corker Kickback" scandal raise red flags and threaten the success of the Republican tax reform effort, it forces Americans to consider who, under what circumstances, should receive special treatment under the US tax code
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Christ exasperated at Pac-12, calls out conference officials for TV-dominated sports scheduling that harms student-athletes, excessive spending on central office, moneychanging at temples
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Judicial nominee Matthew Petersen withdraws his nomination; plans to spend time at home doing legal research to find out what battery is and if he claim it against Sen. Kennedy for tearing him a new one
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Area dad and Steelers fan upset with officiating during Patriots vs. Steelers (w/not safe for work language)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body? Well, nothing according to London's Metropolitan Police artificial intelligence software
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Star Wars Holiday Special is the worst TV show ever. FOX: 'Challenge Accepted'
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Putin phoned Trump to give him his next orders- uh, thank him for CIA tip
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
You have your gender identity mixed in my racial heritage. No, you have your racial heritage mixed in my gender identity
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Alabama Republicans may have disenfranchised thousands of black voters in the Special Election
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Ballpark Digest)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox dump Bud, name Sam Adams official ballpark beer partner for 2018. This is how revolutions begin
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The final Boeing 747 U.S. commercial flight happens this week. Farewell, big guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chris Christie can't take being the butt of a joke, especially when it's coming from a Democrat
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
White House special counsel Ty Cobb denies rumor that Trump plans to fire Mueller before Christmas. "As the White House has consistently said for months, there is no consideration of firing the special counsel"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, the reason Mueller has the GSA emails in the first place? Because Trump's hand-picked lackey forgot to lock them down before he died. Bonus: he was a Giuliani business associate
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Sat December 16, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Another nation full of those evil Democratic Socialists has voted to treat drug addiction as a medical issue instead of a crime. Won't somebody think of the prisons?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pentagon shut down a mysterious secret streetlight identification program in 2012 that never officially existed and probably still doesn't exist
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Apparently low calorie sweeteners are making Americans artificially obese
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The owner of the DC townhouse listed as the primary residence of a certain "Steve Banon" requests a security fence. DC officials respond promptly: How about "no"? Does "no" work for you?
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Omarosa: Trump is raciAL, not raciST. C'mon people there's a difference...of two letters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news (unfortunately): Politician drops out because of sexual harassment claims. News: Politician is a Democrat. Holy crap: It's a woman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People in Abilene, Kansas can breathe a sigh of relief as a bear associated with a candy factory there has been found
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The dark side of YouTube family bloggers who exploit their children for financial gain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Millennials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression (Warning: the first page might give you a seizure, scrolling through the article may give you finger cramps)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian politician wants to treat ordinary innocent people who put peanut butter on their genitals in the general vicinity of a golden retriever the same as criminals who have intercourse with dogs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In bid to enhance their workers' financial planning capabilities, Walmart to begin offering payday loans directly to employees
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Thu December 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, it's a good thing Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller is not running for re-election or this poll might actually mean something
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In response to CHIP and other social safety nets being cut Ohio moves to ban abortions on fetuses with Down Syndrome. Once again proving the GOP is only pro birth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yes, yes, new New Star Cores thingy. Before you head off to stand in line for 8 hours in a silly costume to see Jar Jar fight the Klingons and a couple of hundred walking toy commercials, take the Weird News Quiz 12/3-12/8 Merchandising Edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Intelligence officials avoid briefing the president on one of the most serious threats to our national security because Trump refuses to accept it's real as it reflects badly on him and he flies into a rage and derails briefings when it's mentioned
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My friend Amy made a new friend, Mary, who is in a different financial situation that us. I can't stand her, and Amy keeps bringing her as a plus one. I am having a Christmas party; how can I ensure that Amy doesn't bring Mary?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore shares a very special Christmas message with the godless sodomites that dared to elect a Democrat. Guess who's going to hell?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Keaton Jones Update; bullied boy has facial scar because he was born with cranio-facial tumor. In a touching move, Keaton's dad shaved his own head as a display of support for his fellow neo-Nazis
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're the one who gave Lil Peep the drugs that killed him it's not a good idea to brag about it on social media because the DEA just might want a word with you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man in charge of keys to Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem: "I absolutely refuse to officially welcome the American Vice President Mr. Mike Pence at the Church of the Holy Sepulchere and I will not be physically in church during his visit"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World Health Organization says medical marijuana has no public health risks and should not be withheld from patients, World Health Organization officials
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC covers the CIA's guide for office warfare. Now, you too can be a saboteur though inefficiency, complaining, and potentially hiding behind the copy machine with a makeshift garrote constructed from office supplies
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Last Jedi screening to be held in space. Astronauts will likely not be impressed by the special effects. Also, the popcorn here just pops up and never comes down
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Artificial electric eel organs may soon be surgically implanted in humans to provide steady reliable power for pacemakers, insulin pumps and villains who shoot electricity from their hands
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (12/13): X-Mas specials from The Wicked + The Divine and Archie, Squirrel Girl launched into space, Booster Gold helps Superman with his daddy issues, Da Vinci and his giant wooden bodyguard, and the further adventures of Judas
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A special type of worry for special people: Rapture Anxiety
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No matter who wins the Alabama special election tonight, it's Mitch McConnell's loss. Fark: and fault
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Bitcoin has officially surpassed tulip-mania to become the biggest financial bubble in human history
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions won't say who he voted for in today's Alabama special election. Most likely because he cannot recall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin: "We see Donnie's tweets as official statements. Is pravda. Yes. Including the ones we feed him"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump pushing for second special counsel to oversee the Russian special counsel. Next, will set up 3rd special counsel to oversea the 2nd special counsel. Counsel
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Marvel's First Family comes home: Disney's acquisition of FOX complete, will be officially announced on Thursday
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police use amusing social media posts to help catch criminals. "Jorts-wearing suspect" not amused
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Embattled politician praised for his poignant invocation of his historical inspiration
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
PSA: Looting houses in empty, fire-evacuated neighborhoods is sure to draw someone's attention. Especially if you're doing it while under the influence
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Mon December 11, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
The biggest flaw with "Justice League" is that it arrived too early thus lacking crucial character development for members of the team that were never able to be fleshed out
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles officially opens distribution center in Romulus, Vulcan is green with envy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The official Vladimir Putin 2018 calendar is out
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Actors, athletes and politicians may not agree on everything. But they all say bullying needs to stop
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
The Eagles' season is officially over
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"ALEXA, ARE YOU CONNECTED TO THE CIA?" Alex Jones shows his meds aren't working
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Former Verizon executive and current FCC Chairman Ajit Pai does a knee-slapping skit at the FCC Bar Association where he and a Verizon exec hatch a plot to corrupt the regulatory process by installing a "Manchurian candidate" - Pai- at the agency
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not everyone who bought into Bitcoin early are celebrating, especially the morans who forgot to write down their passwords
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Navy found who was responsible for cutting up and leaving racial slurs on a sailor's bunk. Hint: It wasn't a construction worker or cop
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Social scientist who studies liars perplexed at the lying sack of sh*t occupying the White House right now
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Fri December 08, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Finally, a politician not being accused of sexual harassment - just good old fashioned corruption and graft like a normal politician
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether they are facing questions about extra-judicial murders, religious genocide or gassing their own people, Dictators from the Philippines to Myanmar to Syria all now follow Trump's lead and brand the questions "fake news" and just ignore them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is it scary or comforting knowing that Australian politicians are as stupid as those in the US?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you happen to find the perpetrator of one of the largest Ponzi schemes in U.S. history, the Federal Bureau of Prisons and U.S. Marshals Service would appreciate a note about where he might be. And yes, they already know where the White House is
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missourah Governor sees nothing wrong with conducting official state business on an app which deletes the messages after being sent. Alternate headline: Greitens for President 2024
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who wasn't invited to Trump's official White House Hanukkah party this year? Go on, guess
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Now that you mention it, 'Rudolph' is actually a very dark and depressing holiday special
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It's official: The Justice League is (another) box office disappointment for Warner Bros. and they finally have taken the hint and are planning a complete shake-up and restructuring of the DC Extended Universe
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom official trailer wishes it was meaner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And the latest celeb/politician fired for sexual misconduct is...Morning Joe regular Harold Ford Jr
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Marcus Aurelius made an excellent point why you should put internet trolls onto your ignore list. That's especially impressive if you consider that Fark wasn't even around 2000 years ago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, it turns out Trump's infrastructure plan is to screw over his financially struggling supporters by shifting the burden to their local governments. Gosh, who could have seen that coming?
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Apparently not even hiding what side they're on anymore, Pakistan issues order to shoot down US drones targeting terrorists
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration asks Israel to temper any official excitement because the administration doesn't know the full impact of their Jerusalem decision. This is usually something you work out before making a decision, but here we are
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
GOP tax bill causing unintentional consequences, like giving more freedom to influence politicians to Church of Scientology, Satan
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nun walks in on priest sexually abusing 8-year-old girl, so she A) calls the police to report him, B) notifies church officials, or C) calls the girl a whore and breaks her arm
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(Politico)
 
 
 
George W. Bush's top tax official on reading the new GOP tax 'reform' bill: ""The more you read, the more you go, 'Holy crap, what's this?'"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Our Committee has credible allegations that Trump's NSA sought to manipulate the course of international nuclear policy for the financial gain of his former business partners"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Analysis of Trump's retweets proves social media is bad for democracy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince really did propose a secret police force allied to Trump and only Trump, confirms U.S. official, countering the White House's denials that such a proposal even took place
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
CIA officer who broke the story about child sex slaves on Mars now says Hillary was going to legalize Roy Moore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was married for three months when my husband died. His family never liked me; more so when they learned I was his sole beneficiary. His sister wants our wedding rings--they were his grandparents' rings. Do I have to give them back?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May's social mobility team gets mobile
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Tue December 05, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Turns out John Mayer isn't bigger than his body, especially not his appendix
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man forced to cut Honduran vacation short after overbilling Social Security half a billion dollars
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artificially intelligent robot learns like a baby through interactions with toys, would like a playdate with Sarah Connor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A dyslexic man developed and created a special font designed to make it easier for dyslexics to read, and it works
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's get a special council to investigate the DOJ and FBI
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Pursuing teenagers is not a violation of social norms; Roy Moore did nothing wrong," claims Breitbart columnist
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
What the country needs right now is secret police loyal only to Trump, run by Erik Prince and Oliver North
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Special Russian agent, code-named "Mental Gymnastics", to testify before the House Intel Committee and explain his connections to WikiLeaks, noted GRU intelligence distributer
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Phase 1 of Cards Against Humanity's plan to stop Trump's border wall is complete as they have purchased a land along the border and retained a law firm that specializes in eminent domain
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's probably never a great idea to steal someone's shoes, especially if you are on the jury and the shoes belong to an attorney who works at the court
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Important tip: your use of social media can negatively impact your career, even if you aren't using it at work, especially if, say you are a police officer and your comment on a video of a car attack on a crowd of protesters is "ha ha I love this"
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Sun December 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons of Glasgow elects its first female leader in its 418 year history, steadfastly draws the line at updating its waiting room subscriptions
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't even know how to write a good "this might come as a shock" headline anymore that hasn't already been covered so I'll just get to the point: Trump is pretty much only appointing white men to lifetime judicial positions
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer was officially fired "for cause" which is bad news.... For Matt Lauer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump had NO IDEA those videos came from a British hate group. So just the POTUS re-tweeting through his official account random stuff he found on the Internet without vetting it in any way? Well, that's alight then
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's Seth Ambramson to break down in excruciating detail what the Flynn Affair means in the bigger Mueller picture (Warning -- long twitter thread)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After news of Mike Flynn's plea deal breaks, the President's lawyer, Ty Cobb releases a statement calling him "a former Obama Administration official." Yes, Really. No, this NOT from the Onion
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Senator Rubio: GOP tax plan is designed to cause deficits that will force cuts to Social Security and Medicare
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It turns out some tattoos still look pretty damn good 40 years after the original inkings when they're old enough to join AARP, collect social security, and yell at clouds
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Democratic fundraiser creates new minority outreach effort including racial slurs and lots of gunshots
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate suspicious death of man in truck near Sweet Home. Officials suspect victim may have taken it off a Sweet Jump
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anyone remember when Republicans got triggered and hysterically accused Obama of hurting the "special relationship" between US and UK due to him removing a Churchill bust from the Oval Office? Oh how times have changed
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(ABC)
 
 
 
It's the second greatest holiday special with the absolute best soundtrack. Relive your childhood with a jazzy hip swing. It's A Charlie Brown Christmas (8pm, ABC)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Blessed are the cheesemakers". "Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?" "Well, they helped preserve local traditions and undermine the industrial policy of dictator Francisco Franco"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
By rejecting Roy Moore and the GOP tax bill, citizens and politicians have an opportunity to restore some truth and integrity back to the US. Well, we're boned
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
WH pairing with Eric Prince to outsource the CIA
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Google reveals the top "why do" searches in every state -- and some of them are pretty special
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reza Zarrab testified yesterday. About moving money around, bribing Turkish officials, violating US sanctions, how 2 Trump administration officials tried the political route to get him off. Mike Flynn was watching
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Is the period dead? How social media has killed the period well, it's a good thing Fark doesn't remove periods from the headlines that would be awkward
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Wed November 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP senator John Kennedy (R-La.), who will soon feel the wrath of the Trump Twitter tweet, says he'll vote against one the president's most controversial judicial nominees
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky's quick and dirty review of TV special on Clinton impeachment: It sucks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Surprising tattoos. Difficulty: No politicians
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NBC fires Matt Lauer for sexual misconduct; wearing miniskirts during every Halloween special
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The hostile takeover of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau continues. Too bad there's no Protection of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Bureau to stop this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian electrician sacked for using potato chip bag as Faraday cage to skip work for two years without employer noticing
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"The rise of the "micro-unit" indicates that politicians have given up on affordable housing." This just in: No political party gives much of a fark about the poor or the at-risk; market forces uber alles; praise social darwinism
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Tue November 28, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cracks in Oroville Dam's brand new spillway are "expected and pose no danger" say Calif State Officials who evacuated 200,000 people last spring
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A complete timeline of all the meetings between Trump Associates and Russia from 2013 to now (that we know of)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence creates a lullaby. Sleep tight
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo caught in yet another financial scheme that looks an awful lot like fraud. Good thing we have the CFPB to step in and deal with situations like this
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maddites, if you're around, bombshell about to drop. Chatter is level RED. This is not the official thread for this evening, this is the 'is anybody around, I need someone to talk to' thread
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In addition to the Doctor Who Christmas Special, BBC plots a League of Gentlemen revival and Alan Partridge to save Christmas
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Mon November 27, 2017
(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Texas A&M officially fired Kevin Sumlin on Sunday afternoon, but don't shed a tear as he is still owed $10.4 million. And he will get all of that, within the next 60 days regardless of whether or not he ends up getting another job
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Sun November 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns are now officially eliminated from the playoffs
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(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
CAN the Stampeders avenge last year's championship loss? ARE the Argonauts headed for their 7th CFL title? HOW many points would either of these teams beat the Cleveland Browns by? HERE it is - your official 105th Grey Cup thread (6pm EST)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
With the holiday season officially upon us, the Sunday Morning Music Club is getting in the spirit. What's your favorite holiday album, and what's the most unusual one you've ever heard?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that Trump and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau have locked horns, let's see if the Justice Department can actually read and understand what the law says. Short answer: nope. Quelle surprise
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(Wired)
 
 
 
A tool for antisocial media? Just the title sounds made for Fark. Votes on which tab is the most antisocial to the right
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it weird when fathers name their sons after themselves? Doesn't that seem a bit egotistical or arrogant? Now your child has to spend the entirety of their life as "junior." On every official form they fill out, ever. "junior" It's bullsh*t
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The official rate for a seat on the Supreme Court rises to $28 Million. Man, inflation is really out of control
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera thinks it's not a big deal if older people like him sexually harass women because they have the special senior citizen get out of sexual assault free card
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Note to Richard Branson: When recreating the motorboat scene from Wedding Crashers, it's better to not actually do it in the woman's cleavage, especially when you don't have consent
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Fri November 24, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Indian politician puts $1.5 million dollar bounty on Bollywood actress' head for having sex in a movie scene, proving not all male conservative misogynists are white or Bible-thumpers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My dad was contacted by his late brother's love child; the claim is accurate. She wants contact via social media, but her Facebook shows a torrent of conservative posts and borderline-racist comments. Can we say no or is that gauche?"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this facial fiasco
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Patreon)
 
 
 
The financial realities of going viral (don't quit your day job)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You can buy the childhood home of America's greatest musician for $270,000. But, it would mean living in Jersey
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jonah, Joel, and Felicia are here to save Thanksgiving with the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon. What movies will be served for our enjoyment? Will Joe Don Baker return? Will there be special guests? The livestream starts at Noon ET. Push the button
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Now ICE wants to monitor the social media accounts of C) Visa-holders
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Wed November 22, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Road sign typo is a real traffic stopper - Especially for folks in a sex offender treatment program
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(Some Holiday Guy)
 
 
 
Kicking off the holiday season of endless TV specials and classic movies, we begin tonight with "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (8pm, ABC) followed by the "Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving Special" (9pm, NBC). And awaaaay we go
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to see the future Ajit Pai wants for America, and what his version of "internet freedom" looks like, take a look at Portugal, where you pay at different tiers for access to email, text messages, social networks, music, videos, etc
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Jef Rouner is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful and is probably a douche
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
University Professor: I remained very neutral. University Official: That's kind of the problem
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Soars past $8000 per, setting a new record having appreciated 700% this year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
State Department officials formally accuse Secretary of State Rex Tillerson of violating a federal law designed to stop foreign militaries from enlisting child soldiers
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Mon November 20, 2017
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Release the Kraken (so it can form an artificial reef)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign village idiot nominee Carter Page also met with Hungarian officials in 2016. That he "can't recall". Go figure
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Mental health in teenagers has been deteriorating over the past five years, and there is one thing to blame: social media, smart phones, and the internet
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know what musicians or bands will still be relevant 100 years from now. How about 500 years? Pull out your crystal balls
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Chance, the Rapper hosts Saturday Night Live. Eminem, the rapper is the musical guest. Can the obscure hip hop musician hold his own against the likes of Leslie Jones and Beck Bennett? Will Baldwin return to mock the Asia trip? SNL, 11:30pm EST on NBC
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The internet used to be analog. You needed one of these to truly appreciate being "online," so to speak. If all you had was a phone book, you were like an AOL user. People with these were like TotalFarkers. They knew stuff, and where to get stuff
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says her time in prison gave her street cred with Snoop Dogg. Especially when she showed him how to use a furniture doily to roll a joint
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