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500 headlines found matching 'CIA'
Tue June 28, 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire who financially backed Brexit loses £400m in the British stock market meltdown following the vote, insists he doesn't mind the taste of them apples
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tour de France officials will utilize thermal cameras to detect so-called "mechanical doping," or hidden motors on bicycles. Who knew Lance Armstrong made bicycles?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see a Scottie Pippen sub shop commercial from 1989? Of course you do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Merkel: Yeah, Boris honey, you can get into my single market, but if you want to enjoy access to my goods you gotta do exactly what I tell you. No special favours. Now get on your knees and beg me for more migrants
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Street magician makes woman's bikini non-magically disappear
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow may have not been a good NFL quarterback, but he's proven to be something special in the air
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
Weeners
 
ITEM TOO SMALL, please contact service associate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Barclays, RBS suspended from trading due to the financial chaos caused by the Labour party
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Sabermetrician and true-crime buff Bill James discusses our fascination with true crime in media, notes there are "40 channels on your TV doing crime stories, whether true or fictional. If you look at the Bible, there's a crime story on every page"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Breaking news, 1972: New Products Usually Beneficial to Consumer. Viz, various flavors of Jell-O for just 9 cents a package
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"To test whether social media indeed functions as an echo chamber that supports budding skeptics and reinforces their odd ideas, researchers surveyed several Facebook groups that peddled conspiracy theories. And then they started messing with them"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell reserved for the guy who robs a Habitat for Humanity re-store at gunpoint
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So, while Trump is all over the news showing his total lack of understanding of the Brexit and its financial fallout, Hillary has gone completely silent. This is not an accident
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio wants to add flags to inmate uniforms because he couldn't think of anything dumber - in his quest to win America's Dumbest Public Official
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that many of the cars you see in commercials are actually dune buggies with lots of CGI
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ball Python may have escaped after commercial building fire, will become plot of next Bruckheimer film
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Bravo to air its own awards show "The Bravos" this July, celebrating pop-culture excellence as specified by 13 categories including Cutest Couple, Most Socially Driven, and The Susan Lucci Award for Best Performance in a Reality Show
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sleep-inducting physician Ben Carson urges Donald Trump to lay off attacks on Hillary Clinton's faith
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Chinese company trying to ban the iPhone is virtually bankrupt. Well that goes without -- oh you mean financially, not just morally
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines take advantage of gap in TSA security screening by charging "expedited security fee" to elite flyers that isn't for TSA PreCheck or special screening, but for putting them at front of regular TSA line. "It's all about who has the money"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's long-lost brother will make a public apology if Britain suffers financially for withdrawing from the EU
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Demonstrating the cutting edge social media savvy that's made them so effective, ad agency blasts a "No Fat Chicks" email invite. This went about as well as you'd expect
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Disney sues three different companies associated with Chinese animated movie "The Autobots", alleges they pirated characters and images from a certain car-related Disney film franchise. Defendants reply that their movie lost money so who cares?
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC no longer recommends the nasal spray flu vaccine, citing lack of effectiveness over the last 3 years. Tag is for the kids getting shots again, and pediatrician offices who have to order millions of shots as the free market jacks the price up
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Wed June 22, 2016
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
In the current environment it was probably inevitable: politician runs on slogan "Make America White Again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mom reveals to 15 & 17 year-old kids that she's a CIA spy; worries that kids will resent her for lying about her work for years. I guess they were really mad about Santa Claus
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tricia Helfer becomes much more dangerous than a cylon. She's now Lucifer's mother
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't file an official report about suspicious activity with the police, because they hate that
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(LongIsland.com)
 
 
 
Product placement has gone too far, as New York State Office of Parks & Rec excitedly names Tommy Bahama as official outfitter of lifeguards at Jones Beach
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If your company shows up in any Trump financial documents, you can expect some roving independent "journalist" libs to come around harassing your mother-in-law while she babysits your kids in order to prove that THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The accidental politician: New Jersey man writes in his name on primary ballot as a joke, wins a spot
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Lebron has officially replaced Jordan, who couldn't be happier
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This handy guide will tell you just how much the NRA spends trying to keep your elected representatives in office [GOP only] or getting them thrown out in favor of pro-NRA politicians [Democrats only]
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Soros says pound fall after Brexit would be bigger, more disruptive than 'Black Wednesday.' Especially if he has anything to say about it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chia now sports a Chia Hillary and a Chia Trump. I am now officially done
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Godzilla officially becomes citizen of Japan after 61 years
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, lady, I appreciate your protest but bears really don't want to hug you
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Soon to be former ESPN colleagues to braying human-donkey hybrid Skip Bayless: "Bye, Felicia." Literally, in at least one case
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
You know it's hot in Phoenix when a commercial airline pilot decides to turn his plane around mid-flight and go back to Houston
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alicia Machado, Miss Universe 1996, is a Venezuelan who has been living in the U.S. since 1996. She was once called "Miss Piggy" by Donald Trump, and now she's securing her U.S. citizenship so she can vote against him in the fall
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
"Swing and a miss. The count is at 0-2, the bases are loaded, and socialism might look good on paper but never works in reality I mean just look at the socio-economic history of South America"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alright, stay with me on this one: Alex Jones thinks the Muslim Brotherhood and secret government agencies have joined forces to blackmail Obama and Clinton over their secret gay pasts. And Obama and Rahm Emanuel are secret gay Muslim lovers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even the National Rifle Association is calling Trump's remarks how armed clubgoers would have stopped the Pulse nightclub shooting ignorant and irresponsible. The National. Rifle. Association
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey look, Gary Johnson actually made the news for something he said. Isn't that special?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell reserved for the person who popularized salad cakes
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Sat June 18, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
Conservatives are going to have to build a better internet, because they're losing in the free marketplace of ideas on social media
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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Fri June 17, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 6 of the Euro 2016 has Italy and Sweden starting at 9am ET. The noon match is Czech Republic vs Croatia. At 3:00, Spain vs. Turkey. Copa Amercia has Peru vs. Colombia at 8:00. This is your Friday Futbol Discussion Thread
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(Country Rebel)
 
 
 
Legendary studio musician, Mike Chapman, has passed away
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sometimes you see a headline you just can't improve. This is one of those times: "A lab mouse experiment showed that anti-social behavior can be caused by high-fat diets, then cured by eating healthier poop"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP Civil war officially declared
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Emaciated mirror universe female Skeletor Ann Coulter calls Donald Trump "our only hope." But for what?
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
"If it wasn't for The Rock and Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence would have been arrested for impersonating a comedy"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA interrogation manual: "One possibility is to threaten to place stinging insects into the cramped confinement box, but instead place harmless insects." To bee, or not to bee, that is the question
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fresh on the murder of an MP, Britain First threatens all Muslim elected officials
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials suggest a bird carried severed fingers across state lines, perhaps an African Swallow
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been one year since Donald Trump declared his candidacy. Let's check in on his poll numbers. You might need to use his "special" magnifying glass for this
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"The greatest threat to our homeland security today is the National Rifle Association"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adonis Garcia pulls a Vlad Guerrero, singles on a pitch that bounces before the plate. Is this cricket?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty Minutes of John Oliver on the "Financial Advisor" industry. Cliffs notes: they're worse than sports touts, televangelists, or your brother-in-law Luca
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 6 of the Euro 2016 has Wales and England starting at 9am ET. The noon match is Ukraine vs Northern Ireland. At 3:00, Germany vs. Poland. Copa Amercia has USA vs. Ecuador in Seattle at 9:30. This is your Thursday Fútbol Discussion Thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Musician who once gave away tracks so his fans could remix them now rails against YouTube. Way to bite the hand that feeds you, Trent
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Wed June 15, 2016
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Not news: mommy blogger complains about restaurants not allowing her to bring special food for her picky young son. Fark: son's name is Titan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Creating diversity, Washington NFL team hires NFL's 1st female head physician. She's not a Native-American, though
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Fabled "Stupidest Man On the Internet" states after Orlando, "We Are All Gay," including him. Especially him. Specifically him
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"I recognize fully that I am a balding, youngish, middle-aged straight, white, male, Republican, politician... with all of the expectations and privileges that come with those labels. I am probably not who you expected to hear from today"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Toho Productions have made it official: It'll be the third time that Godzilla has attacked Japan for the first time
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Estately)
 
 
 
If your state is ranked the worst in America it's probably because you're an aspiring magician who eats egg salad sandwiches at Nickelback concerts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in hockey has been officially announced
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who supports Trump? Not racists but people feeling "racial anxiety"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Subby was just shown this terrible ad for a NYC law firm. Share some bad commercials you've seen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marcia Clark rips Judge Ito for O.J. trial becoming a 'circus'. Maybe time doesn't heal all wounds after all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Contrary to Bernie Sanders' and Donald Trump's claims that the media is biased against them, studies show they were the beneficiaries of the most favorable coverage by the press, while Hillary Clinton received the most negative coverage
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(GameInformer)
 
 
 
New God of War, Batman VR, Xbox Scorpio, and more- it's your official E3 Day Two recap thread. What are you most excited for?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Just like you can't say "bomb" at an airport, don't say "shoot up the school" at a school. Especially if you're the janitor
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CIA chief believes 9/11 documents will clear Saudi Arabia, mostly because █████████ and that ██████ thing, not to mention ██████ and ██████ and boy, was that funny or what
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
It's official. As of August 5, those two creepy guys still using Yahoo Messenger PC software to chat with each other will have to switch to some other app
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Do the Warriors close it out tonight or does the NBA's nefarious plan to extend the series by suspending Draymond Green come to fruition? Here's your official Game 5 NBA Finals thread. 9PM ET on ABC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The accumulated filth of the Trump campaign will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us"... and the media will whisper "no"
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
ISIS hacks the Arkansas Library Association and leaks employee info. That's some excellent work there guys
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL finally changes the coin toss rule. Also, thanks to Tom Brady officials will check the financial pages for any threat of monetary deflation
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(White House)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to get President Obama to award posthumous Medal of Freedom to guy who single-handedly almost halved the losses on 9/11. Would appreciate every Farker's help. DIT
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
For the last ten years a musician has donated tips to The Jimmy Fund. Fark: $200,000 worth of tips
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile makes a special stop to pick up the 'Hot Dog Princess'
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials discover "super bacteria" at Olympic venues in Rio, causing many to wonder if this is a sporting event or the unfolding plot to a bad SyFy Channel movie
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Fri June 10, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Politicians want their names baked into your mind. Baked onto your windshield, not so much
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(Harper's Bazaar (UK))
 
 
 
It's official: British offices are the ugliest and coldest in the world
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
Google and Oxford researchers are now studying ways to stop Artificial Intelligence systems from misbehaving, other than just pulling out the plug
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Western Lacrosse Association makes BC senior team post a $25,000 bond to stop them startng line brawls at the end of every game: "When a win is assured - how shall we say it - all hell breaks loose" (w/ vid of hell breaking loose)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Suggest a cool song for me to learn on my acoustic guitar. Difficulty: Especially fingerpicking
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Hope for the future: People are spending less time on social media apps like Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Onion)
 
 
 
'I'd Like You To Post Long, Aggressive Rants On Social Media,' Says Bernie Sanders In Supporter's Interpretation Of Speech
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Movie written by algorithm turns out to be hilarious, intense, full of artificial intelligence
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad officially lands PG-13 rating. Man, DC can't even do R-Rated films right
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Hillary and the State Department have shown hackers the names of CIA agents. Good jerb
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Self-funding campaign specialist seeking cash donations
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NBA referee union is asking league to stop publishing 'Last 2 Minute' reports evaluating quality of late-game calls and non-calls. "Transparency encourages anger and hostility towards NBA officials"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
South Africa's commercial fishing industry down to one guy in swim fins floating on a giant inner tube
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clinton officially wins California with a 13 point lead and 96% reporting
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
People's social circles shrink after age 25, as they go from 6 face to face companions to 5,000 unknown Facebook friends
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A Trump presidency would be a global financial disaster
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump supporters think Clinton is a typical lying politician who would say anything to get elected, and don't expect a single promise to be kept. Oh wait, no. They think that about Trump
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
It's official: there are no more 'untouched' places left on Earth
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family physician "afraid" of vaccines, says it's all about the colon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you a Republican politician looking for guidance on how to react to Trump's outlandish statements? Here is a simulator to help
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Palmerston, the official cat of the UK Foreign Office, is learning Japanese and wants to know if there are any mice in Japan, tweeting in Nihongo via "DiploMog" account
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Newspapers not going bankrupt without looking like idiots first: Newspaper Association of America files FTC complaint asking agency to ban ad blockers, proxies and anything that allows readers "to evade metered subscription systems and paywalls"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anytime you see the words experimental, Japanese, test tube, chickens, in the same article, you know you're in for something special
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New Star Trek to be an infomercial for HP. No word on whether demon sheep are the new Ferengi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Today's politicians don't drink enough"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC: For f*ck's sake, Donald. Stop shiatting all over Latinos. WE NEED THEM YOU PROVINCIAL PUTZ
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Do you have your bleach? Are the windows boarded? How good are your DSL and cell phone connections? Will Colin have the strength to become a hurricane? It's your Official Tropical Storm Colin Discussion Thread. Stay safe, Farkers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hobart and his "Funnies" - the specialized tanks that helped the Allies blast their way through Hitler's Atlantic Wall 72 years ago today
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Piracy hurting DVD sales because of artificial release delays, lack of 20 minutes of unskippable crap before the movie
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Addiction specialists and psychologists in Algeria have opened a private clinic to deal with the growing problem of Facebook dependency in the Arab world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Clinton projected to win today In Puerto Rico, Old Man Sanders has already cried foul. Because a broke US territory cutting back on polling stations must be a CONSPIRACY! This is your official Puerto Rico primary thread with 60 delegates in play
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Some Guy with an Umbrella Drink)
 
 
 
Grab some rum, this is your official Democratic Virgin Islands caucus thread. In 2008, it was Obama's best "state". "No One" won this year's GOP caucus. SPF 30 recommended for Berners as Hillary is predicted to win
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Charles Koch is on a $200 million quest to establish a "Republic of Science" in America. As long as, you know, science says that regulations, taxes, unions, fair wages, overtime, health care, and social safety nets are evils that must be destroyed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google has developed a 'big red button' that can be used to interrupt artificial intelligence and stop it from causing harm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arrests are soaring after Britain criminalized Internet trolling: "During 2015, more than two people were arrested in London every day for allegedly posting messages which fell foul of social media posting rules"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The scandal is less that our politicians are for sale, but how low their prices turn out to be
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Thanks to all the failed economic policies, corruption, social upheaval, crime, visitor restrictions, and prospects of a military coup, Venezuela is now a perfect destination for tourists on a budget
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro has gunned down a 'Sicario' sequel for everyone
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
British Airways flight from London to Newark parked in a special area of airport due to threat. TSA will be re-screening carry-on and checked bags. Re-screening the bags after they have already reached their destination. And gotten off the plane
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
UCLA shooter was a former PhD student who accused his advisor of stealing his computer code, and had been waging a smear campaign against him on social media for several months
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Mathematician spent her life studying flying snot to understand how sneezing works: "The videos reveal a violent explosion of saliva and mucus spewing out of the mouth in sheets that break up into droplets, all suspended in a turbulent cloud"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A tradition unlike any other, this is your 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It's really quite amazing how many people could beat the shiat out of a 450 pound gorilla according to their social media accounts
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Prince's official cause of death finally revealed. Sign o' the times
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California pension fund CEO sentenced for bribery. Financial profession shocked - There are still people who have pensions?
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
There has to be a special place in hell for nurses who steal the pain meds of dying patients and replace their hydromorphone with saline. Until then, prison will have to do. "This is a breach of trust on stilts. The harm she caused is indescribable"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mookie Betts is now the first player in MLB history to homer in each of the first two innings of consecutive games. His totally absurd home run pace (5 in two games) is keeping statisticians up at night
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Court adjudicating Sheriff Joe's racial profiling case takes long time to mull punishment, so protestors blow him up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In a post-Sanders world, Obama wants to crank the socialism up to eleven
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What song is difficult for you to listen to because of bad memories associated with it? LGN
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals rules that your phone is now officially a government tracking device, noting that if you didn't consent to be tracked you could always just not carry around something that did exactly that 24/7 like it was your third nut
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Tue May 31, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pluto may not be a planet, but now it and the spacecraft that zipped by it have their own postal stamp -- right alongside the official planets of our solar system
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary realizing her 'excuse' regarding how she handled her e-mails wasn't working decides to change what she previously stated to: "She believed she was following the practices of other Secretaries and senior officials,"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Politician records himself burning traffic tickets he disagrees with because, duh, he's a lawmaker not a law-follower
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea creates social network superior to Facebook for all three of its internet users, and the rest of the world. No word if Kim Jong-Un coded it in an hour on his day off or not
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mathematicians have discovered a truly marvelous demonstration of the boolean Pythagorean Triples problem that their 200TB margin is finally wide enough to contain. Suck it, Fermat
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shark snacks on boy swimming in ocean, officially kicking off shark attack season
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals sweep White Sox, reclaim first place in AL Central, drive sabermatricians to suicide. All is once again right in the world
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anyone else think that people who call themselves "introverts" are just socially awkward whiners who can't deal with life?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cleveland police and city officials have yet to actually make any security preparations for the RNC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My bff has a wonderful husband that she is suspicious of and doesn't appreciate. She just called and 'forbade' me from meeting him for lunch. What do you do when someone you care about starts to self-destruct?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Presidential dogs Bo and Sunny not only have official White House schedules, but they're way busier than you are
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Like the ACA, President Obama's Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has proven to be another victory for the little man
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
The DAO causes the people to be fully in accord with the ruler. We didn't steal your money with a technical attack, we stole it in a social attack. So who was the real attacker? You were. Dharma's a biatch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At introductory press conference, The Special One encourages MU fans to do as he does, and forget the last three years ever happened. "Giant clubs must be for the best managers"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Daniel Ricciardo for Red Bull has the pole followed by team Mercedes. This is your opening leg of the Iron Butt 1261 featuring the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco. Coverage begins at 7:30am EDT on NBC with the lights going out at 8am EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Politician says students shouldn't recite the Declaration of Independence because it was "conceived in time of slavery"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Unofficial rules to epic levels of bike rider douchebaggery per the Seattle PI. Includes such suicidal gems as racing cars
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Sat May 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The revelations could mean that all of Russia's athletes will be banned from the Rio games. An International Association of Athletics Federations task force is deliberating that question right now." Apparently, the checks haven't cleared yet
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Tigers accidentally helped the A's turn one of the strangest double plays you'll see. Thoughts and prayers are with the official scorekeeper
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Brexit would send Germany into dire financial chaos
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(Sci-Tech Today)
 
 
 
Turns out, we don't pay attention to the hollow promises and platitudes politicians seduce us with; we only pay attention to the tone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Most of you have probably already left the office, but for those of you who can't, we have a very special slightly early edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need another example of how times have changed? Check these 10 "Friends" storylines they couldn't get away with now. It's the one with political / social / sexual / correctness
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(War History Online)
 
 
 
Just when you thought nuclear weapons could not get more stupid, here is the USAF official tactic of dropping a nuke while doing a loop de loop in a bomber
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bad news: If you bought an Xbone, you're officially the Jim Cramer of gamers
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You're a special kind of alcoholic if you use a front-end loader to break into a liquor store before leading police on a low-speed chase
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this special relationship
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Socialist Party guys to politician: "SELLOUT ZIONIST CAPITALIST MANIPULATIVE SCUM." Fark: The politician is Bernie Sanders
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Proof that Trump cooked the books on several financial deals in order to avoid paying taxes on $50 million in transactions. With scanned documents, photos of signatures, etc. Donald to deny in 3....2
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Tiger Woods is seriously considering retirement. Which should give him plenty of time to hit the early-bird specials at Perkins
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trouble growing a full mustache or beard? A facial hair transplant might be the answer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders has returned to the Senate a more powerful man. Twisted, and evil. He's more politician than man, but he can wield unyielding power. His only weakness? Cats. Have you seen how he loves them so?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senators block Obama Administration rules making financial advisors put customers' interests first because the elderly don't really need retirement savings
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Memo to French Open officials: If you're going to announce the career retirement of a player, you might want to check with her first
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie appointed visiting professor at the London School of Economics. Officials feel students could learn a lot about money from someone who will have to pay for college for six children
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
FIFA fires its financial director for taking millions of dollars in "irregular" bonus payments. Or as most people refer to that process, "embezzlement"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the NRA thought having a washed-up country musician in a ridiculous outfit spouting rambling threats would actually intimidate Iran. Let's watch, shall we?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
You're a special kind of alcoholic if you smuggle different instruments and ingredients onto an airplane so that you can try to create the perfect cocktail while in mid-flight
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mathematicians say they've developed a model that can effectively predict how human skin will react to almost 30,000 chemical compounds, end animal testing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My partner and I are women and have made plans to marry and start a family. We agreed to have one child and that I'd get artificially inseminated and carry the baby. But she cheated on me with a man and is pregnant. What do I do?"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's Trump "I have the best X with Y, they love me" MadLib utter bullshiat is brought to you by 'Financial Relationships' and 'Large Banks and Wall Street firms'
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you Berniebros head to the polls to vote yourself free stuff from your socialist benefactor, read the tale of two countries
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(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Real Talk: Tesla is financially run like a ponzi scheme
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man not indicted for stealing a trailer. News: Man's wife is a state representative and he is the head of state dairy association. Fark: Man is named Stan Butt, husband of Sheila Butt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While you were waiting shoeless in an airport line for hours, the top TSA official was hauling in $90k in bonuses. The terrorists have won
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee offers GOP voters and politicians the complete history of how Republicans manufactured the abortion issue
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Mon May 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover dogs don't trust you when you're angry - especially if you're an angry researcher. Your dog wants out of this study
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(Fox)
 
 
 
Can Captain Harvey and the GCPD storm Arkham in time? Will Ben McKenzie take Tatiana Maslany's Emmy? Or will Lucius Fox hold the door for young Master Bruce? Aw, hell, it's better than The Price is Right Special, so watch Gotham at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surely my husband's own vice-president will endorse me over that socialist. Uh, no
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bayer officially extends offer to buy Monsanto for $62 billion, paving the way for GMO aspirin
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Sun May 22, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand plot a way out of the mansion? Will Sea Coral do something incredibly stupid? Or will Alicia be the one to set up the cliffhanger? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Midseason Finale Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chilean man decides to commit suicide by stripping naked and jumping into a lion's den at a zoo. Two lions proceed to maul him, but zoo officials shoot and kill the lions before they can finish the job
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue editor appointed new editor in chief at Architectural Digest. Immediately begins working on a cover story detailing the new custom home specially built for Malibu Barbie
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like any great Socialist, Bernie Sanders is a little too good at spending other people's money
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Fri May 20, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
If the mods could green this link, that would be great. Especially for my migraine
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(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NRA officially endorses Trump because if Clinton is elected "we'll all be kissing our Second Amendment freedoms goodbye." Wait, haven't we heard this before?
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Thu May 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican Party of Texas just stated in its official party platform that homosexuality is ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our Founding Fathers, and is a lifestyle shared by most Texans
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Dumbass tag was invented for accused Florida shoplifter Prolancia Aquila Turner
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(Lubbock Online)
 
 
 
"Wine can complement food, help with social interaction." Good to see that West Texas is finally catching up with the ancient Greeks
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Given the motivation to do so, do you think you could manufacture a successful trending "social outrage" type story? You know, the kind that seem to exist solely to be shared and get reactions on social media? (LGT Such a story)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I both have Facebook, and I use it more than him. it would make me feel special if he'd write a post about me; it would mean a lot. He refuses because he say doesn't need to put those things on Facebook. Is he wrong?"
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
If you're a reporter, you want to cover the news, not make the news. Especially if you make the news because you've just been arrested for taking a dump in somebody's yard while on a story
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Wed May 18, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Release the JUDGES'. Of course Dems/Libs will somehow associate this with hate speech, racism or misogyny
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Aviation nerds travel around the world to fly on specific planes News: special trip to North Korea due to the old age of their soviet aircraft
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Officials try to get a handle on wayward shopping carts (w/SFW pics)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People please don't leave your teaching aids lying around in parks, especially if it's a severed foot
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Tue May 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When it comes to creativity, Indian political commercials put American ones to shame
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Like piranhas fighting over a cow corpse, Prince's siblings are airing competing TV specials to profit off the Velvet Pancake's death
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, a Florida politician calls out the stupidity of North Carolina with a well reasoned argument bordering on satire
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Kentuckians head to the polls to choose between Presumptive Nominee Hillary Clinton and Presumptive Sore Loser Bernie Sanders. Remember, they elected Bevin. It's your Official Kentucky (and Oregon) Primary Discussion Thread. Polls open at 6AM and close at 6PM
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The CIA Inspector General has destroyed a report alleging on torture conducted by CIA agents. But the Inspector General wants you to know it was just an accident
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DNC is starting to openly worry about what havoc Bernie Sanders supporters, who've already demonstrated a penchant for violence, may wreak upon the convention after their candidate's failure is made official
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you've never seen a colony of ants cling together to form a living raft during a flood then you could never appreciate the amount of rehearsals and choreography that go into something like that
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump predicts refugees with ISIS phones will commit 9/11 size attack in the U.S. You know those special ISIS phones. You get them at the store next to the Obama phones
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most road rage incidents happen around 6:00 pm on Friday. Especially in Los Angeles, where people tend to get angry after not moving from the same spot on the 405 since 10:00 am on Wednesday
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Apparently identity thieves are the only ones who want to be associated with Alabama
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Forget about asking celebrities and politicians, Seahawks QB Russell Wilson is our new favorite commencement address speaker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Record holding musician, who held record by playing the longest with a single orchestra, puts a period and an exclamation point on that record by dying on stage
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FEZ Vaporizer. Interesting. NOT a specialized device for a Shriner's convention. (Sponsored Link)
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
U.S. Social Security Administration: "You're dead." Nebraska man: "No, I'm not"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For years, RNC Chair Reince Priebus has been laying the groundwork for this year's presidential election, coming up with lines of attack against Democrats and especially Hillary Clinton. Problem: they work even better against Donald Trump
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
But of course Beyonce's new line of socialjusticewear is made in a Sri Lankan sweatshop
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why yes, the CIA did help South Africa arrest Nelson Mandela. It also was behind Bill Buckner's bobble
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Argentina taunts Britain by saying if the country goes through with the Brexit, they will immediately reclaim the Falklands, officially paving the way for New Order's Blue Monday '16
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn to code a social network. Beyond Facebook. What's your favorite less popular social network? (Sponsored Link)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Maybe Trump is a lying egomaniac, but other politicians are worse 'cause they are, OK?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Donald Trump on the board for "First Modern Republican to use a racial slur on live national television," you're out a few bucks
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"After decades of being told white workers would never support socialism because they're racist, we're now told that they support the socialist candidate because they are racist. Yes, this is where liberals are in the year 2016"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Specialized summer camps across the US are introducing children as young as nine to practical shooting, a controversial sport that mimics combat situations, and some people have a problem with this
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates, the NASCAR Xfinity Series will be at Dover today for the Ollie's Bargain Outlet 200 at 2 PM ET on Fox, since there don't seem to be any bad movies, infomercials, TMZ, or synchronized fly fishing events to show instead
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Long time political party battles for its soul in a face-off between an establishment elected official and an unhinged billionaire outsider. This is not a repeat from the past 365 days
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hey yo, forget about everything you think is important today, right now New Jersey is torn apart by a Taylor ham vs. pork roll debate in the Legislature for the state's official state sandwich
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Chuck Norris: "I was bitten by communism once. After 3 excruciating days of terrible pain ... it died"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spanish soccer team CD Palencia unveil their new k.... what in ever living fark is that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Ripa let Strahan leave without attacking him? Will the banter be more stilted than Ripa's acting? Will Regis drop by to make it worse? It's your official Live with Kelly and Michael Discussion Thread: The Final Show, 10AM ET on ABC
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anonymous congressman admits"'most of my colleagues are dishonest career politicians who revel in the power and special-interest money that's lavished upon them. My main job is to keep my job, to get reelected. It takes precedence over everything"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Um, could everyone who read the news story about the woman's torso found behind a butcher's shop please forget the news story about the woman's torso found behind a butcher's shop? We appreciate your cooperation
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(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Drew talks about Facebook trending, news aggregation, and how a website could manipulate the system to fix elections. (Link goes to commercial-free raw audio)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Well, it's official: babies are little monsters who will put anything in their mouths just to mess with you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina governor Pat McCrory would really really appreciate it if Congress could fix the Civil Right's Act juuuuust a smidgen. Just a small change that's not at all related to that pesky Justice Department lawsuit
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado city's social media exercise fails massively by accidentally tweeting to the public about the fake train carrying toxic chemicals that didn't crash into the school
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Wed May 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marissa Meyer spent $22 million on "goodwill" last year and officially got nothing for it. Really. It's in Yahoo's regulatory filings
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Official Civilization 6 launch trailer & date announcement. Begin placing time off requests now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The queen confirms stereotype of Chinese politicians, but China takes it in stride. Just kidding
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ender Inciarte uses the Deke of the Century to pull off an 8-3 double play. We see what you did there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The trailer for the latest Call of Duty has received a record number of dislikes on YouTube. The figure currently stands at 1,689,649, a hate benchmark that social scientists are calling "well into Justin Bieber territory"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand officials: Stay away from Mount Doom
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have discovered the ultimate pesticide that kills unwanted bugs without harming humans, pets, birds, fish and beneficial insects. Now the bad news: You have to harvest it from the venom of the deadly funnel-web spider
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge on social media says the gang-rape of babies, girls and women was seen as a "pleasurable" pastime and that rape was part of the culture of black men. Some people have a problem with it
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Tue May 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Haven't you always wanted to watch a commercial narrated by John Lennon in which Ringo Starr lands a flying saucer on the roof of Capitol Records? If you haven't, you do now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Voters in West Virginia and Nebraska head to the polls; will both states submit to Trump, or will there be opposition? Will West Virginia select Sanders or Clinton? Polls close at 7:30. It's your Official Semi-Super Tuesday Primary Discussion Thread
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Now that Ted Cruz is out of the running, his former financial backers are pouring millions into Donald Trump's campaign. Wait, make that into Hillary's campaign
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From NS Sherlock Monthly: new study reveals that Americans are a bunch of uptight religious kooks, especially when compared to the rest of the world
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An artificial skin can be placed in front of your own skin to reduce wrinkles and treat skin conditions. A 'fore skin' if you will
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(Google)
 
 
 
Post-lunch pronunciation survey: sammich, sandwich, or sangwitch?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This woman thing has gotten way out of control," says Jan Brewer, who demands fewer female political candidates because it's no longer making her special
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals did not have an official at-bat Sunday against the Chicago Cubs, not because he was benched but because he was walked 7 times
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and Travis escape the pirates? Will Junkie Depp and Strand get more than five minutes of screen time? Will Madison continue to take charge? Why was this renewed? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's special offer: 5% discount if you order in a Dalek voice
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Artificial turf is no match for Kevin Pillar's latest jaw-dropping catch. Maximum effort, all the time
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Bundy wife: ZOMG, they're wasting away in jail. They're skinny and frail. Bundy lawyer: ZOMG, they're emaciated. Jail records: They've gained 10 and 20 pounds
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump just threatened to cause an unprecedented global financial crisis"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: " After presiding over bin Laden raid, CIA chief in Pakistan came home suspecting he was poisoned by ISI." Article: there's no evidence that the CIA chief in Pakistan was poisoned by ISI
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Jealous of Obama's weather machine, United Arab Emirates considers building artificial mountain to create rain
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Alabama Gov's affair, and his mistress's cushy job have shone the spotlight on something far more immoral and indecent: the ability of anonymous donors to create 501(c)(4) "foundations" that are essentially slush funds for powerful politcians
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Hawks got beat so bad, their official Twitter account gave itself the Cryin' Jordan treatment
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man buys repossessed three-year-old Ford Mustang at auction looking to flip it for an easy profit. What he did not know was that he purchased the rare Cheech & Chong special edition
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Starting a new job can be scary the first day, especially when you fall into a wood chipper
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh no this leading investor didn't just call out Corporate America's recklessness concerning short-term financial gains. That would be 'reckless' and uncorporate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the move from a one child policy to two, China's population police, who enforced fines and abortions on families with multiple children, are getting retrained as social workers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The human body was never designed to withstand the horrible strain of posting on social media 12 hours a day
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Remember to always wear your life vest while out boating, especially if you are a Jack Russell terrier
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New footage emerges proving that top UK politician is actually a lizard
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Tue May 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Indiana student gives Ted Cruz a "Too Slow" handshake ahead of crucial Indiana primary by pulling his hand away when the candidate goes to shake it
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
We find unfinished works by artists, musicians and writers so compelling becau
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're on Social Security, Barack Obama *IS* coming for your guns
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin seeks to clamp down on social networks in Russia, evidently by emitting powerful beams of blue energy out of his right eye
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pets are great, but they can ruin stuff. Especially when they wander into frame when you're trying to make a sex tape (Warning: Not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, if you want to share your voting experience on social media, you'll have to find some way other than taking a photo in the voting booth
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former FBI official admits to using confiscated drug money on cars and plastic surgery
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Aéropostale officially files for bankruptcy. Retail clothing industry envisions a huge GAP
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Mon May 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seahawks' GM appreciates wide receiver's input and is glad he wants to help distribute jersey numbers
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Note to Mike Pelfrey: Umpires making 'out' calls are not actually offering fist bumps. We appreciate the player-umpire diplomacy, though
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Okay, killing Osama bin Laden now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Once known as "Nerd Prom" for DC's famously wonky press Corps, the White House Correspondent's Association has morphed into "DC's Oscars," mostly because the line between news and entertainment has been completely erased
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Edge makes history by becoming the first rock musician to play at the Sistine Chapel
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Seeing no epidemic of men entering women's restrooms at Target, the American Family Association decides to create one
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand keep bonding? Will Sea Coral do something dumb? Will Alicia ride a bike? Find out in Blood in the Streets [THEY'RE ON A BOAT. STREETS, NOT WATER?] It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you do this weekend? Pics appreciated, since the rest of the queue is a little odd today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In a statement that many Farkers can relate to, man tells police he makes inflammatory social media posts to help blow off steam
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're a special type of drunk when you start trying to make the ultimate wine slushie
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines apologizes to concert musician for preventing her from bringing her violin on board, says next time she will be allowed, with no strings attached
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
It's really dangerous to have guns in the home if kids live there. Especially if you're a burglar and you break into a house when an armed 11-year-old kid is there
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Marvel's 'The Punisher' officially gets own Netflix series starring Jon Bernthal. Is it too much to hope that he guns down all out all the other Hell's Kitchen heroes?
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
When Clyde "The Funky Drummer" Stubblefield found himself 90K in the hole with medical bills due to cancer, local Madison musicians stepped in and raised 10K for him. Prince raised the other 80K
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Melania Trump, the possible next First Lady. "She's smart for the things she's interested in, like jewelry. She's not stupid, she's not a bimbo, but she's not especially clever"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's been a rough week but we made it... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Conquering the galaxy in Master of Orion? Dying in Dark Souls III? Perhaps finding that special someone in Stardew Valley? Let us know
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently it's good to be a top military official in North Korea under Kim Jong-un, what with the Pleasure Squad of 2000 North Korean girls servicing them
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has built a 'gym' to train artificial intelligence. Uh, guys, remember what happened when Tony Stark created Ultron
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(AP)
 
 
 
Wouldn't you know it, the Indy 500 now has an official poet
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
Donald Trump is the most popular politician in ... Russia?
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Wed April 27, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Yard work is so boring, especially when you have to wait five hours for the bomb squad to clear out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan's Supreme Court admits illegality of special trials for leprosy patients, apologizes to nation. Dead Justice Scalia dissents, claims Founding Fathers treated lepers like lepers and everyone liked it that way
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
State officials to Hawaii residents: Don't hate the tourist$
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Alberta blames epidemic of gonorrhea and syphilis on social media. FAST CLAP
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Scientology officials are trying to lawyer up to prevent a less than flattering book on the church and their leaders from being published
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS suffering financially. Apparently, the life of a Islamic terrorist isn't as glamorous as it seems
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Maybe robbery with a knife is not this thief's gig, especially if he only netted 7.7 yuan in three separate robberies
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Advox (Global Voices))
 
 
 
Facial recognition service becomes a weapon against Russian porn actresses. Yep that's a facial, that's a facial too
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Character references for disgraced former Congressman and alleged child molester Dennis Hastert (R)...written by politicians: "We all have our flaws but Dennis Hastert has very few." Well one really big one anyhow
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Officials can't decide how to deal with dead beached whale, can't bury it, can't tow it to sea, haven't considered dynamite
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(The Hollywood News)
 
 
 
"Star Wars has an official day, so today is Alien day, a day that celebrates Ridley Scott's sci-fi masterpiece. Why today? Well, the name, or coordinates, of the planet in Alien is LV-426, and if you're in America the date today is 4/26. Simple"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The greatest ever Top Gear car? The Bugatti Veyron? No. The Ferrari TheFerrari? Nope. The Ariel Atom? Not a chance. The Dacia Sandero? Ooh, close, but no
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Today's question bringing social media tubes to a standstill - Do you stand or sit to wipe your bum?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seeking financial security? Then move to the...Midwest?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German town installs ground traffic lights for people looking at their smartphones. Human interaction officially falls to zero
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' is CIA plot to start civil war, claims noted conspiracy theorist and complete nutjob Alex Jones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, you're allowed to swap two living performers to bring back a dead one. Who do you bring back? And who do you place on the sacrificial pyre?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
German minister rejects a plan to raise the retirement age to 70. As opposed to the U.S. where retirement age for most people has been unofficially moved to "dead"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan/GHWB Official: "Trump is a symptom of a disease of rampant stupidity, pandering to morons and bigots and racists and all the sort of stuff that defines today's Republican coalition"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fish-wrap raps officials over rapid fish kill
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Special Edition: Memories of Prince
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Scienticians: We've studied our position on "the benefits of Mindfulness" and have changed our minds
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
This article about physics encompassing all the other sciences (with a special focus on biology) is too long and doesn't really have a point, but it does start off with an almost funny joke
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Lawyer threatens to sue restaurant because he did not get his $2.25 cup of soup. Lawyers deserve their own tag and a special place in hell
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
WHO will be cast as the Doctor's new companion? WILL she be as reviled as Pond? CAN she be as beloved as Donna Noble? OR WILL we be stuck with a dullard like Clara? It's your official Doctor Who Companion Reveal Discussion Thread, 12 PM ET
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who's Roger Daltrey starts off shaming AC/DC for replacing singer Brian Johnson, goes on to insult the entire continent of Australia. Makes you appreciate Pete Townshend for putting up with him all these years
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
I don't expect a green light and apologize for the post if any rules were broken, but I am part of a charity event for a local musician who has cancer. If any Farkers in the Huntsville, Al area wish to attend, information is on the link. Thanks
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(TSN)
 
 
 
If you think NFL officiating is bad now, wait until they forget the 4th down and start awarding rouge points for no reason
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Official Dead or Alive mousepad has Official Dead or Alive jiggle physics
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Bompas & Parr has created a new gin that contains drinkable collagen and is described as "the alcoholic equivalent of a facial"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last week: Russia claims that the Panama papers are a CIA plot to hurt Putin. This week: Pakistan claims that the Panama papers are a plot to hurt their PM
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Harvard law student's erudite question for Middle Eastern politician: why are you so smelly? Bonus: efforts to cover up who asked question well underway
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
First rule of PodShare, a new co-working and co-living space in downtown Los Angeles is: No sex in the bunks. Besides this obvious social rule the place is pretty weird, but not in a culty networking way
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani announces a tour with Eve, followed by an infomercial about feminine hygiene products
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, all it takes to be a "moderate" Republican governor these days is vetoing a bill that would make the Bible your official state book
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A MLB player throwing 105mph is pretty impressive - especially when it's an outfielder breaking the Statcast record
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
New survey finds that only 6% of Americans trust the media. Which is still pretty good considering the much smaller number who still trust the banks, businesses and politicians
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia Port Union official resigns after it was discovered he maintained an unauthorized "slush fund", was imitating the worst season of "The Wire"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wanted: Social media manager for HM Queen Elizabeth II. Successful candidate will receive competitive salary, free lunches, title of the Duke of Face and the Earl of Tweet
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan compares "social justice warriors" to the KKK
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You're going to need an attorney if you're pulled over with a BAC three times the legal limit and an open bottle of vodka and three children in your car. Especially if you ARE an attorney
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Tue April 19, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
People will wait in line for hours for free coffee or free hamburgers because they enjoy the ritual, they want to socialize with like-minded individuals, and it's like getting a gift when it's not their birthday. But not because they're cheapskates
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Mon April 18, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence could be taught how to deal with awkward silences in conversation. The potential for hilarity is endless
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