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500 headlines found matching 'CIA'
Sat December 27, 2014
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(The Walrus)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mysterious musicians
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how can you figure out which players will help your team improve? The Milwaukee Bucks will use a facial coding expert to help them improve. Then again, the Bucks will do almost anything to help get better at basketball
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(6)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hundreds of foreign politicians and business leaders shocked *SHOCKED* to discover that their affair with the hot little North Korean translator was really a part of a secret plot to grow an army of western-looking spies, extort money and favors
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(76)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Is it right for gossip magazine to out far-right politician for having gay boyfriend? Is it right for government to fine gossip magazine for outing him?
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chalk up another country Hollyweird has managed to piss off
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(36)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, a very special Boxing Day episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ebola is a U.S. bio-weapon. ISIS is a Jewish-led creation of Israel and the CIA. Get the real story, sheeple
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(102)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Bear that had been foiling Game Department officials for three days captured in suburban Phoenix backyard. Thank good-a-ness for bait pic-a-nic baskets
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(11)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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(179)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Crack can kill you. Especially if you hide it in your crack
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(16)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"When is it okay to racially profile?" Never. Does 'never' work for you? DoJ: "Actually yes it does" Oh....well okay then....carry on. DoJ: "We will"
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(46)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Iowa man sentenced for neglecting his animals, facial hair
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(7)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ikea's special Christmas "Get a gazillion live aphids with every real Christmas tree purchased" promotion does not go over with consumers as well as had been hoped (pic)
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OPEC says it will not reduce output to raise the price of a barrel of oil. Christmas is officially saved
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(19)
 
(Coed)
 
Video
 
Paul Stanley's unaired Folgers commercial from 2000. What the hell did I just type
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Mathematicians make major discovery about prime numbers. Warning: link contains math
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(39)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
One of world's strangest photo archives is devoted to photos of costumed animals partying, including a tiger in tinsel and dogs socialising in a pub
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Calls go out in New York for Racial Healing, Marvin Gaye's lesser-known single
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(79)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Will Quinn finally get Haqqani? Will Carrie kick all sorts of Dar Adal ass? Will Saul be the new CIA chief that we all wanted? Has Season 4 really been the best season? This is your Homeland Season Finale thread (9pm Showtime)
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beijing air quality is worse than ever, as officials either deny there's a problem or else propose ridiculous technological fixes. We'd take a closer look, but our paper face masks aren't up to the job
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(37)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Elton John is officially off the market
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Fire that gutted a town's city hall was "probably arson," what with the fact it destroyed all the city's financial records shortly before a mandatory state audit, claims Iowa's Chief Fire Investigator Ric Romero
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(18)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Christmas edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(151)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this special delivery
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Baghdad has new Western-style shopping mall - one with metal detectors, armed guards, and pat-down specialists, but nevertheless a mall. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a politician and it's discovered that you're following a porn star on your Twitter account, you could shrug it off. Or you could claim your account was hacked and file formal complaints with Twitter and notify the authorities
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Legendary producer, prog-rocker, lyricist, and musician Alan Parsons turns 66 today. Here's The Alan Parsons Project with I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Elian Gonzalez' hometown is embracing the new Communism, aka "socialism with capitalism." In other news, Elian Gonzalez turned 21 two weeks ago and you are old
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(60)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Timber company CEO gives back his $2 million bonus, saying he "doesn't deserve it." Finally, a company official going against the grain
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Social etiquette for threesomes explained to people struggling to manage twosomes
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(45)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A city official saying "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" at an municipal holiday event is never really appropriate under the best of circumstances, but at a menorah lighting to kick off Hanukkah? Yeah, that's a gigantic FAIL
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(99)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
VA lawmaker, recently convicted of having a sexual affair with a 17-year old girl, who he may have impregnated, has announced he will resign his seat in the Va House of Delegates- and then run for the same seat in special election next month
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(111)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A single CIA officer dropped the ball on 9/11, personally tortured suspects, and lied to Congress. They won't release her name but you'll be happy to know they demoted her to General
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to reflect upon the most important events of 2014: that's right, it's the Year in Social Media Outrage over Meaningless Things
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What's so special about Cuban cigars?"
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(10)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Proof that China is becoming richest, most powerful nation on earth: University student amazes people on social media for skipping rope with his butt. "While he's able to skip faster and faster, his callused butt sometimes suffers"
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(22)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Remember when Disney cartoons were thinly veiled nightmare fuel instead of giant corporate feel good commercials? Yeah, good times
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(35)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Replacing a mobility cane with a pool noodle as punishment for an 8-year-old boy should be frowned upon, especially at school
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(114)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Teen creates special Christmas stockings for the homeless, presumably for them to wear
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(14)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Mythbusters' has officially run out of ideas, is now tackling cartoons
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you only read one handwritten love letter from Jerry Garcia to a Vogue cover girl model today, let this be the one
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(32)
 
(Bandcamp)
 
 
 
A Little Bit of Charity hopes to raise funds for the Animal Welfare Institute, by taking a group of professional musicians and remixing songs from My Little Pony. These are non-bronies covering MLP songs. Sounds cool
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(68)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
U.S. lobbyists, researchers and politicians begin campaign to raise the legal drinking age to 25 in all 50 states
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(169)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Megatron is disappointed in your pathetic generation's attempts at social networking
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
550 actors and musicians answer the question: Lennon or McCartney?
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(125)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen claims nitrous oxide made him grab a dental technician's boob and threaten her with a knife. #GRINNING
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(30)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"So when I said torture was okay, I meant like, little 't' torture, not Torture Torture"
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(112)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
David Koch says he is a social liberal. Read it as many times as you like, it won't change
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(193)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In what may be the most interesting baseball video of the year, here's a fascinating behind-the-scenes look at how instant replay works between MLB's headquarters in New York and the actual game, a crucial call in Game 4 of the World Series
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(23)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Karl Rove: Although the Japanese form of waterboarding was indeed torture, CIA interrogators made a slight tweak that rendered the procedure legal and humane
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(146)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Country musician John Rich is upset at Marvel Live because his 3- and 4-year-old sons began crying shortly after the show started because they were "scared by all the loud explosions and aggressive audio"
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(40)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Pot-dining in Colorado is currently illegal, but have hope: Foodies interested in marijuana dining insist the law eventually will change. "The drug pairs well with food and acceptance will grow once people stop associating pot dining with brownies"
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(73)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Make no mistake, this isn't any ordinary chili. It's most appreciated for its subtle mole flavor, Three Bean Mole Chili is both hearty and nutritious
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(17)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Someday the mushrooms that we eat might be grown in special labs and thrive on plastic waste, making you long for the good old days when they only grew in cow poop
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(26)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who doesn't like a little lingerie to get a dirty old rat in the mood... especially when you're showing tail?
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's official: Irish consider the Euro 1c and 2c copper coins just as worthless as the American penny, and amass them in jars and piggy banks just like the Yanks
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(49)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How to update Xperia Z3 with Android 5.0 Lollipop via unofficial CyanogenMod 12 ROM. Or you could like, just go outside for just once
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(22)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Student develops social media reader that lets you track the moment your paranoid uncle starts to post unhinged rants, so you can unfollow before major damage has been done
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(12)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The Great Socialist State of New York makes it illegal to discard your electronics in a trash can
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(160)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy may not necessarily owe tax money to Philadelphia, but he can't challenge it in court. Fark: City officials admit they routinely send out completely fabricated tax bills
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's that time of again where politicians start sending out holiday cards. Photoshop Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukah / Krazy Kwanzaa / Festive Festivus cards that you'd like to see them mail out. LGT inspiration
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(23)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Alleged 9/11 conspirator says he "holds no grudge" against CIA for torturing him. Then adds "that's what you wanted to hear, right? Please, don't hurt me"
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(84)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This Christmas, buy that special person in your life a $200 box of Nothing
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Astrobotic, a private spaceflight company, is offering a new service whereby people around the world can fly their special item to the lunar surface. This service has been termed MoonMail"
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(32)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Tonight the future is here, or at least a better Special Event than you're going to see this coming Sunday. NXT R:Evolution Tonight on the 999 7:30ET pre-show, 8ET the future begins
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(185)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We traced the source of the attempt to remove the 'torture' reference from the Wikipedia article on the Senate's CIA torture report and it's coming from INSIDE THE SENATE
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(86)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Socialism works....for a couple of years, then DAMN does shiat get really bad
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(101)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tennessee is getting socialism in its stocking this year
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Executive action doesn't actually help reunite immigrants' families. Gracias, Obama
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Selling your breast milk for Christmas may not be a good idea, especially to people who want to drink it straight from the container
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What is shocking is the continuing claim of the CIA's leaders that torture worked. And that is a damnable lie, a devastating deceit and a self-deception that poses a danger to the agency and the American people"
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(180)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cheney: "Torture? It was the only way to save Padmé"
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(306)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
News: Prominent lawyer calls for a full pardon for Bush and the administration officials who authorized the torture program. Huh?: He's the head of the ACLU. Ahhh: because that way there at least would be an acknowledgement it was a crime
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(186)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Magician performs his greatest trick - using a Rubik's cube to get out of a speeding ticket
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit emergency manager determines financial emergency will end when city exits bankruptcy. (No need to click, that's the entire article)
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(29)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
"Are much lower oil prices good news for the U.S. economy? Only if you like collapsing capital expenditures, rising unemployment and a potential financial implosion on Wall Street"
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(67)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart takes both Bush and Obama by the ears, slams their heads together over the CIA torture report
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(99)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photographers are angry that Yahoo is making money off photos they put under a creative commons license allowing commercial use. With picture of what an angry photographer might look like
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(102)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Toys are more divided by gender than they were fifty years ago, when social gender lines were much more rigid
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(261)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox New's conclusion from CIA torture report:"The United States of America is awesome"
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(339)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Official Bottle Buggy
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(16)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA under Bush tortured some folks. A lot of folks
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(688)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Days without a racially-questionable police shooting in the United States: 0
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(147)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bar offers special "Michael Brown Shot" special. No word on whether it's served in a Hulk Hogan glass
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will there be military backlash? Will the full extent of George W. Bush's war crimes be revealed to the world at large? Will the Democrats gain votes for 2016? It's your official Torture Report Discussion Thread
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(573)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will John Cena win Superstar of the Year? Will John Cena win the Social Award? Will John Cena take home Feud of the Year? As long as Mizdow gets a duplicate award trophy, we'll be happy. Raw presents the Slammy Awards 8pm EST
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(1369)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face. No, seriously, I was shocked and now my face is like this
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(142)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Words you never want to see together in a headline: "Swinger Parties," "HIV," "Wichita," Especially that last one
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(61)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
In latest triumph for the cruise industry, passengers on a luxury liner off New Zealand confined to their cabins to prevent what is officially being called "norovirus pukefest"
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(37)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If American politicians were hipsters
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research says obesity is as bad as cigarette smoking for life expectancy. Especially if you like to light up after eating an eight course meal
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(102)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof explains why Paul McCartney wasn't a good enough musician to be included on Band Aid singles
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know what's funny? NY politicians are taking full advantage of a dismissed ethics panel. Okay, less funny "ha ha" and more funny "uh oh"
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(14)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
So, if 2014 has proven anything, it's that liberal policies pass while conservative politicians succeed. This conundrum means that liberal groups are going balls to the wall in an initiative drive for 2016 that will make states more socialist
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(97)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, your new $1.2 million McLaren P1 will depreciate as soon as you drive it off the lot. Even more so if you crash it on the same day
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(91)
 
(University of Glasgow)
 
 
 
"Scientists have taken an important step towards the possibility of creating synthetic life with the development of a form of artificial evolution in a simple chemistry set - without the use of DNA"
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(73)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need the perfect Christmas gift for someone special? How about one of the 250 bottles of Stolichnaya Elite vodka? Yours for only $3000
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I guess we all knew that someone would take the paperless office idea to the next step, and they have. So here's the workplace of the future, and there is absolutely no paper of any kind. No letter-size, no legal and especially no toilet
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(25)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if someone took a box of crayons to a classic sitcom? Then look no further than the colorized I Love Lucy Christmas special at 8 PM on CBS. Hm, I never knew Fred Mertz was black
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN headline: "Bush has special name for Hillary Clinton." Before you click, predict what this "special name" is
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(154)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Run someone in the Democratic primaries against Hillary who is a socialist and even older then she is
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(122)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says something stupid and racially insensitive
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(224)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia Zoo celebrates birth of ugly-ass prehensile-tail porcupine. Zoo officials still wonder how porcupines are able to have sex
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(17)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
CBS listens to its aging audience who loved CSI, CSI:NY, and CSI:Miami, and would like to see more CSIs set in what their kids call cyberspace. Voila: "CSI:Cyber" starring Patricia Arquette will debut in 2015
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(72)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Upon realizing they look like assholes, considering their own recent past with racially-charged shootings, St. Louis County PD would like to apologize for what they said about the Cleveland shooting
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(79)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's "Why the FARK is this news?" is that a breakfast between Kobe Bryant and Rajon Rondo is simply just a social gathering
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(13)
 
(Emory University)
 
 
 
'Mother Lode' of mathematical identities discovered as mathematicians unlock numerical secrets behind the Rogers-Ramanujan identities. Duh
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(38)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ferrari unveils $3.1 million car. Officials hopeful that it will sell now that the price of gas has dropped below $3 a gallon
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(16)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Contrary to myth, Japanese film industry is healthier than ever, especially for three types of movies: (1) big-budget productions starring pretty young boy-band idols (2) big-budget family anime franchises; (3) porn
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(56)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Who will flub their lines? Will Allison Williams' Peter Pan fall to Christopher Walken's Captain Hook? Has NBC learned their lesson that live musicals are a bad idea? Find out tonight at 8PM ET. It's your official Peter Pan LIVE discussion thread
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(90)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
According to Nielsen, Grumpy Cat Christmas movie special on Lifetime likely had more tweeters than viewers
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While everyone was outraged about the "White Christmas" meme image, everyone missed on the even more heinous shiat that school official from Texas posted
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(137)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"We are definitely not living in a post-racial society, and I can imagine there are a lot of people out there wondering how much of a society we're living in at all"
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(206)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"If you want to know how socially conservative Britain still is, go to a restaurant"
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The true war on Christmas: ABC has been cutting out parts of Charlie Brown Christmas to make room for more commercials
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(111)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Another great musician you've never heard of, playing for bands your parents or grandparents may have listened to dies at age 69. RIP - Ian McLagan of the Small Faces
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(33)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
London may officially panic now as ISIS announces possession and intent to deploy a nuke there
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(144)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleveland cops who fired 137 shots at two unarmed black civilians in 2012 have filed a federal lawsuit saying they are victims of racial discrimination. Yes, Subby checked to see if this story was from the Onion too
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(199)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
CIA condemns Katherine Heigl's awful new show State of Affairs, says that isn't how the organization or the president conducts business. A CIA spokesman said they tried to consult with the show but Heigl was impossible to work with
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still wondering what to get that special someone? How about some art? Check out this farker's art website
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science suggests intermittent fasting may be a better way to lose weight, especially for those who only have intermittent paychecks
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House unanimously passes bill, stripping Social Security benefits from illegal immigrants. Subby did not see that coming
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Economist: I've crunched the numbers, and the American Dream is dead. "America has no higher rate of social mobility than medieval England or pre-industrial Sweden"
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(358)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Construction worker caught pouring his special concrete mix (contains heavily-pixelated not-safe-for-workness)
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(29)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Stephen King beats out John Grisham, Patricia Cornwell, Clive Cussler, and Anne Rice to claim the #1 best-selling novel this holiday week. This is not a repeat from every year since the 1980s
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(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After Arby's forgot to include Pepsi in a commercial this year, it apologizes with one that's all drink, no meat
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(37)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mama June added to no-fly list, dwarf twins for Christmas, and a victory for the Association of Lesbian Lumberjack Grunge Fans: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/23 - 11/29
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(6)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The total costs of the things associated with the 12 days of Christmas is now at $116,273, a modest 1.4 percent increase from the totally made up figure a year ago
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Warning: Nutmeg could make you higher than injecting 10 marijuanas, and leave you with loose morals and an appreciation for Jazz music (link fixed)
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(91)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"He suspects English taste buds will never be sophisticated enough to appreciate 25-layer pig intestines"
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(41)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brewing company admits that it wasn't prepared for the backlash regarding the slogan for its Bavarian Black Lager. Apparently, they didn't think telling people it will make them a "SLAVE to the flavor" is racially insensitive
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(246)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens - Special Edition
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(34)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Is your tipping etiquette "a minefield of awkward handshakes, rudimentary mathematics and social blunders"? Here's a starter guide for the approaching holiday season
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(34)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Magicians hope to restore Houdini's gravesite after decades of watching it disappear
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(15)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Discovering that Indians have little appetite for doughnuts or coffee in the AM, Dunkin' Donuts India now specializes in chicken and veggie burgers, just like McDonald's and Burger King
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(11)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
MLS's Philadelphia Union hope more hipsters attend their games in 2015, announce Dogfish Head as their official craft beer and Musselman's as their official applesauce
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(12)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents of Reading, Pennsylvania complain that the town's 50-foot Norwegian pine Christmas tree that was topped with a lighted pretzel is ugly. So instead of getting a new one town officials embrace the ugliness to recreate Charlie Brown's ugly tree
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DNA pioneer James Watson puts his Nobel Prize up for sale. Experts call it the 2nd most famous item associated with DNA since a certain blue dress became known
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(28)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Doctor Who Christmas Special will address the issue of Jenna Coleman as Peter Capaldi's chemistry-lacking sidekick
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(87)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
According to the Billboard charts, One Direction are officially bigger than the Beatles
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today would have been Jimi Hendrix's 72nd birthday. As we give thanks, let us remember one of rock and roll's greatest musicians, taken from us too soon
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(49)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Facing severe financial difficulties, Burt Reynolds is auctioning off personal effects for cash. Maybe we can get the airboats from Gator
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Official police story about a shooting isn't supported by video, which shows a 12 year old with a BB gun being shot within 2 seconds of cops arriving, not being told multiple times to put his hands up as claimed
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(949)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia, where saying politicians and judges should be randomly tested for drunkenness at work is a reasonable suggestion
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(22)
 
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
It's official. Uber literally doesn't give a shiat about ethics
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(81)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Those silly conservative Republicans and their belief that Thanksgiving is the pilgrims' rebuttal of socialism
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(131)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
University of Maine fans fail to beat record for most flannel worn at an event, hope to overtake the Association of Lesbian Lumberjack Grunge Fans next time
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(16)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A Chinese SUV that looks like a copy of the Range Rover has angry officials claiming intellectual property theft. "The fact that this kind of copying is ongoing in China is very disappointing"
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(86)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's official: Local St. Louis judge has fitted Officer Darren Wilson with a ball and chain
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(253)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Latest conundrum facing politicians: what do we hate more, the environment or the poor?
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(92)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here are the best artificial Christmas trees for 2014. You people that like real trees that drop needles and always have a vague smell of cat piss lingering on them can start your own thread
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(11)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Senior aggression now becoming a common problem in nursing homes. Especially on Friday when the tartar sauce starts to run low
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(29)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Beth and Carol escape? Will Carl and Daryl come charging to the rescue? Find out tonight in "Crossed." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC (Spoilers in link)
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(438)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a veritable "Who?" for the 2014 American Music Awards, with people named Azalea, Legend, Pharrell, and Lorde getting the most nominations. Will anyone watch? It's your official AMA discussion thread. The music starts at 8PM ET
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(86)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dean Ambrose shows how unhinged he is by battling Bray instead of Seth Rollins. Will the Authority hear voices or will John Cena be fired for more than 1 day this time? Alicia Fox is a face tonight, update your cards. Survivor Series PPV 8pm EST
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(1149)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A fish to haunt your nightmares, especially for what happens to the male
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Being one in two million is unique and special ... unless you happen to have a cancer so rare most oncologists will never see it in their lifetime
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(33)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
All in the Family may be rebooted next year with a Latino family, without the ability to comment on any social issues since it would offend too many people
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(77)
 
(Formula E)
 
 
 
After a month of recharging their batteries, Formula E is set for a second race in Malaysia. Will there be clownshoes? Who will get the Tweet to pass? Will they still play club music at awkward times? Live 1 AM ET on FS2. LGT free official livestream
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(86)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House Intelligence investigation on Benghazi comes up with information so earth shattering that its findings are released by Republicans on the Friday before Thanksgiving
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(214)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA reviewed some books about Snowden. Shockingly, the spy agency was not impressed with "Snowden's broken family life, his half-finished education, his political beliefs, and his devotion to the Internet"
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(95)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your official Emperor Obama immigration speech discussion thread (LGT livestream)
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(704)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart finally agrees to help employees cover expenses during the holidays - by holding a canned food drive for "needy associates"
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(228)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jason Isbell, former Drive-By Truckers member and current Americana Music Association "Artist of the Year," receives email from an NBC talent scout asking him to audition for "The Voice"
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish women's group campaigning to have a word for female masturbation officially recognized - and are inviting people to make suggestions for what it should be. Fark has been summoned, folks. Let's solve this one
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The age of the big supermarket, like that of the battleship, may limp on, but the glory days are over. One in five supermarkets needs to close, Goldman Sachs said this week, especially the gigantic ones"
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(60)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Reporter's November 1978 review of The Star Wars Holiday Special. "For the most part the special was [an] inventive diversion that stood on its own merits. "
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(69)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Tim Duncan loses his mind in new commercial. May have blinked TWICE
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with filibustering their own bills, Senate Republicans block their own judicial nominees
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(56)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Officials say deceased hair salon patron did not have Ebola, she simply curled up & dyed
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(30)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian government proudly announces 100 rural villages are "open defecation free." Then a government official went for a walk around in a brand-new pair of sandals, and the number was quickly dropped to 20
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(52)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Netflix cancels Cosby special
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(143)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
US heavy metal star, deported from Norway after drugs find, claims immigration officials fed him bread and water and would not let him pen songs from his cell
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(25)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Grumpy Cat was the "special guest host" of last night's Monday Night RAW (with hilarious backstage photographs)
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
School official responds to mixed-race couples in Homecoming picture with tweet "every white father's worst nightmare". Was that wrong? Should he have not done that?
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(304)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
According to a tweet I saw on Facebook by a friend I haven't seen in 40 years, and which had a cool photo of a cat with it, people trust social media less than any other form of communication
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(22)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Distinguished colleagues, it is in the opinion of this physician that the patient's needs would best be served by an ass beating"
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another log on the FIFA fire: two female whistleblowers against Qatar WC bid who gave info to corruption investigators upon assurances they would remain anonymous say they were accidentally on-purpose deanonymized in official FIFA summary
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(22)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Turns out moderate drinking isn't that beneficial after all, which explains why Farkers don't take any chances with getting their fRDA of liquid refreshment
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British police quiz grandmother over 'racially offensive' knitted gorilla in window. They certainly made a monkey out of her (pic)
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(103)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Financial institutions phasing out mother's maiden name as a security question because an increasing number of customers have two dads
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently someone at Sprint's corporate offices finally saw one of their own "framily" commercials. In related news, if you have marketing experience, we know of a company looking for a new Chief Marketing Officer
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This may come as a big ass shock, but not a single champagne company wanted to be associated with Kim Kardashian's recent Paper magazine photo shoot (Not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
DMV demands men change their names back after they change them in a different state. If only there were a clause in the Constitution detailing how states should deal with the public acts, records, and judicial proceedings of every other state
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(34)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
The Dynamic Duo of Carol and Daryl search for Beth. What else will they find, other than undead? Tune in tonight to find out in "Consumed." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(361)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ferguson official: 'I know the witness says it's Darren Wilson, I know the police report says it's Darren Wilson and I know the video shows Darren Wilson, but it's not Darren Wilson arresting a man on his own property for recording Darren Wilson'
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(236)
 
(Times of Oman)
 
 
 
"One of California's largest newspapers has asked reporters and other employees to help deliver papers on Sundays, according to a memo obtained by Reuters, the latest sign of the toll that financial woes are taking on print journalism"
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(46)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Finally, a worthwhile Twitter Q&A; Canada's greatest musician, Geddy Lee, answers fan questions
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(23)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio woman's cremated remains lost by USPS found in Michigan mail processing center. Postal officials reportedly very ash shamed
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(19)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Sears has a clever commercial. Mike Myers, his brother works there
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(21)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Third grade teacher doesn't understand why parents have a problem with her going on a conservative internet talk show to complain about Muslims on food stamps having the nerve to ask for specially prepared food. And also she's hot
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(157)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
New poll shows that 81% of Democrats and 85% of Republicans are in favor of "net neutrality." So, with that near unanimity of public opinion, why are so many elected officials against it? Well that'$ a my$tery we may never $olve
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(97)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Feds ask Louisiana officials to keep a close eye on $14.5B in FEMA grants for post-Katrina repairs. Louisiana: Wait, what? We were supposed to what now? Hell of a party last night, I can tell you that much. Vitter broke out the diapers again
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study says if you have trouble swallowing pills you're probably doing it wrong. Especially if it's a suppository
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's official- parents in the U.S. are responsible for taking care of their kids until they turn 26. Judge orders parents to pay their 21 year old's college tuition even though she doesn't want them in her life
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(271)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Ceremony finds woman in a white dress, the man in a tuxedo, an officiant, guests and champagne is served. A wedding? No, no, in China, that's how you break up with someone
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(32)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
It's official: NYC is now a downscale suburb of Manchester, England. Or Chapel Hill, NC. One of these, it's hard to tell. Either way, it's an outrage
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In decades of court-watching, I have struggled - sometimes it has seemed against all odds - to maintain the belief that the Supreme Court really is a court and not just a collection of politicians in robes"
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(108)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Secret Service reveals there were 40 White House fence jumping incidents over the past five years. However, most were officials in the Obama Administration
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(49)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
After seeing Bill Cosby's social media debacle, Dr. Oz decides to ask Twitter for health questions
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(31)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a place for you to share your horror stories, financial and otherwise, from unpaid internships
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Broadband internet providers must be regulated as common carriers and held to net neutrality standards" according to noted dirty pinko Commie socialist Justice Antonin Scalia
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(121)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The GOP alternative to Obamacare has finally arrived. It increases liberty and choice, while decreasing costs and Socialism
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(265)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This little kid pulls off the best spoof of the the Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials you'll ever see: "I've been driving a Power Wheels long before anyone paid me to"
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Proofreading is critical, especially if you're peer reviewing a piece for a journal and that piece happens to slam one of the sources it cites
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bears aren't the only Chicago sports institution being demolished this fall: Wrigley Field bleachers are officially gone
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(44)
 
(UW Imprint)
 
 
 
Two incidents involving suspicious person at university were "cases of an individual being socially awkward"
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(85)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nintendo says that the preorders for Super Smash Brothers has broken sales records for the Wii-U, which isn't that special when you consider the previous Wii-U preorder record was 500 units
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(94)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ottawa Senators work to create soccer-fan culture in their fan base to liven up staid gameday atmosphere. So more singing, beer-drinking, racial abuse of players, and urine bombs? Good to know, eh
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An uplifting story about the first black senator from the South since....nope, its a racial hit piece. Thanks Scott
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(146)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for the kind of person who would ransack a free community library
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(42)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Evil Dead" TV series starring Bruce Campbell officially greenlit by Starz network. Groovy
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(83)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Stephen Harper urges Chinese to take up hockey during official visit to Asia, presumably in hopes of getting a couple of NHL expansion teams in Guangzhou or Hangzhou that the Leafs could probably beat
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mennonite Committee revokes the credentials of a retired pastor that officiated at his son's wedding back in June. Committee says they would have acted sooner, but word travels a lot slower by carrier pigeon
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(22)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Former SEAL Team Six member ROBERT O'NEILL, says it doesn't matter who actually shot Osama Bin Laden, saying the mission was a team effort, which is why ROBERT O'NEILL will star in a one hour Fox News special as "The Man Who Shot bin Laden"
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(79)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Father and daughter dances are so sweet, especially when they're held inside Federal Correctional Institutions
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Officials deny that Obamacare has deportation panels
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(29)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How far will Eugene, Abraham, Glenn, and Maggie make it? Just who are Abraham and Eugene? What will become of Beth? Find out tonight in "Self Help." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. The slaying begins at 9PM ET
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(521)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"The upcoming cold snap is not a polar vortex. The polar vortex is something that's always been around, but it gained legs last winter as a new, scary-sounding way to describe cold weather on social media"
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(127)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
One major beneficiary of the recent GOP wave: the A-10 Warthog
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(136)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Hellish, post-apocalyptic landscape meets high-tech artificial intelligence. Better check it out before Fox picks it up and cancels it mid-season
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(34)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
The Jobs era of thinking is officially obsolete as it becomes apparent that Apple is now willing to settle for substandard parts to save money
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(49)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Photographer captures Northern Lights, Milky Way and erupting volcano - in one photo. Yeah, landscape photography is now officially done
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(38)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Commercial break is when TV news anchors can grab a cup of coffee, or prepare for the next segment, or in some cases have a one-man dance party
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(25)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Realizing everyone was running out of AC/DC-related puns, officials drop procuring murder charge against Phil Rudd
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(32)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a cat, you have one job in the house, kill stuff, especially spiders. Now lets see Kitteh vs Spideew
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wildlife official kills moose for being too friendly, posing for photographs
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(81)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Olympic officials: "Hell no we are not moving our dates for the 2022 Winter Olympics because of the whole World Cup thing in Qatar"
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(76)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tired of the violence associated with the Baltimore Ravens, 47-year old ex-cheerleader tries to spread the love, one 15-year-old boy at a time
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(135)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Insurance companies look to fleece space tourists with special, super-expensive flight insurance because normal flight insurance included in life policies wouldn't make them enough money
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(5)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It took two previous convictions for corruption and the Republican and Democrat working together, but Providence finally managed to defeat a Buddy Cianci mayoral bid
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(20)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Donald Trump once again lowers the bar on the definition of "celebrity" as the cast of Celebrity Apprentice season 14 is officially announced
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(49)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Repealing Obamacare isn't the only thing we Republicans care about. We also care about repealing Dodd-Frank, repealing the Clean Air and Water Acts, repealing the Voting Rights Act, and repealing Social Security and Medicare"
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(166)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence is smarter than your average High School senior
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(60)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pediatrician to parents: Vaccinate your kids - or get out of my office
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(149)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
An unsung race going on today is between the Democrat and Republican mayoral candidates teaming up to defeat 2-time felon, ex-mayor Buddy Cianci. "Beloved by the people. Corrupted by the mob. Buddy Cianci"
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(19)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here's a mug shot that will stick with you. Especially if you're a magnet
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How many Polish officials does it take to mock the U.S. for not arresting Roman Polanski? Just one
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(30)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Good ways a school board can spend $157,000: 1) Hire more teachers, 2) A shiatload of chalk 3) New computers. Bad ways: 1) Hiring an ex-FBI agent to monitor the social media activity of students to find reasons to expel the black ones
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(100)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Research Institute of Obvious Studies comes a report that the majority of Americans like their guns. And they do NOT like anyone getting in between them and their guns, especially politicians
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(44)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox's year-long "social experiment" Utopia collapses after only two months
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(88)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Who was in the woods with Daryl? Will the group head to Alexandria? Will they find a pacifier for Judith? Find out tonight in "Stabtown." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. Brain chomping starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(516)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember how you were always told that Socialism works in theory but not reality? Yeah, about that theory part
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(297)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After twenty years on the run, a former New York drug kingpin gets arrested in Oregon after filling out paperwork for Social Security benefits
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Typically, when an inmate escapes from jail, prison officials immediately notify law enforcement. Typically. Some days, you just wait until the escapee has a seven hour head start
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(36)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has $9 million in his campaign fund, but it may not be enough to defeat Jesus 'Chuy' Garcia - because Chicago just doesn't like Rahm anymore
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(66)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
To minimize risky human contact, top US experts are working on robots to help care for patients of deadly Ebola-and even "robot morticians"
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(31)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
New York Yankees officially reinstate Alex Rodriguez, as he now falls under the league's new "12 strikes and you're out" policy
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(27)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nichelle Nichols detained at LAX after her companion was caught with meth. Officials say she tried doing a fan dance to distract them, but to no avail
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some people have problems with over 60,000 US veterans receiving VA disability for service-related injuries, military pensions for serving honorably, and Social Security after paying SSI taxes while serving. You know, Republican people
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(236)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'll see your Paul Lynde Halloween Special and raise you with Alice Cooper on the Muppet Show. Signing your soul away not required for viewing, but it can't hurt
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's the 1976 Paul Lynde Halloween Special, with Betty White, Donny & Marie, Tim Conway, Florence Henderson, Witchie-poo AND the Wicked Witch of the West, plus KISS and Billy Barty
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(36)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Security guard who shielded politicians by barricading their door during the shooting last week in Ottawa rewarded with free beer, because Canada
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(45)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Starbucks tells its employees to go right ahead with the full facial tribal tattoo but leave the engagement ring at home
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man given anti-social behavior order banning him from falling over and pretending to be ill
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(32)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A clear winner in the annual "Who Asked For THIS?" contest are new toys that allow babies to upload photos to social media sites. Really
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(41)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Now it's official: IRS says Ebola is a qualified disaster
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having facial hair can be beneficial for your health
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center demands Obama to reveal name of top-level official who called Bibi Netanyahu a "chickenshiat," which should make it easier to buy the man a drink
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(90)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
School police officer charged with "official oppression," which is a fancy way of saying he would pull drivers over and ask to smell their feet
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(51)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta business owners would really appreciate it if MARTA would reopen their restrooms, because they're getting tired of people peeing on their showroom floors and overdosing in their restrooms
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(57)
 
(Georgia Newsday)
 
 
 
The Georgia Bulldogs are the No. 11 team in the official playoff rankings. I'm sure Todd Gurley would sign off that
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(67)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
North Carolina now has their own elite commando force with a worldwide power-projection capability
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Costco CEO: "Our employees work especially hard during the holiday season and we simply believe that they deserve the opportunity to spend Thanksgiving with their families"
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(281)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America is now officially bored with Ebola and doesn't want to hear any more stories about it
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(121)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians with the best stage costumes. No one beats Elton John. No one
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(118)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Social experiment: A week after an attack on the capital by a Muslim extremist what does it take to get the average Canadian to react violently to a Muslim trying to ride a bus?
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(39)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Inventor of the game "Operation" now needs an operation himself. Wants a specialist, but can only afford twitchy, giggling kids
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(35)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
ESPN research specialist with an amazing memory recites the last out of each World Series dating all the back to 1954. See how many you actually remember
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(28)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Can Father Gabriel be trusted? Will Gareth have his revenge? What will become of Daryl and Carol? And where the hell is Beth? Find out tonight in Four Walls and a Roof. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(476)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii officials warn of possible lava evacuation. No word yet on where they plan to evacuate the lava to
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last operating MD-11 takes its last commercial flight
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(55)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston columnists wonders why Boston fans don't hate Chicago, given that they are tightly-wound little balls of socially degenerative hatred towards New York, Montreal and just about everybody else really, even Vancouver
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(1)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(American Live Wire)
 
 
 
Not only can Herpes ruin your social life, it can affect your, wait, what was I talking about again?
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(25)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing says a day at the beach like seeing narcotics wash ashore, especially when it's twenty kilos of cocaine and twenty pounds of marijuana
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(97)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
JK Rowling will give Harry Potter fans a special treat this Halloween with a new short story surrounding the most despicable, evil villain in the series
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(76)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Locked down during shooting on Wednesday morning, Canadian politicians trapped on Parliament Hill sharpened the tops of flagpoles and were preparing use them as spears against the gunman firing outside their door
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(82)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's official: Ted Cruz is still Canadian and can't run for President
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(116)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Official says the only real epidemic in the U.S. is fear. Well, maybe obesity, too. But mostly fear. Definitely not Ebola
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(78)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Artificial milk developed in the lab. The hard part was squeezing those firm silicone udders
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(32)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
National Science Foundation's "Project Truthy" awards its first grant to monitor speech in social media. What could possibly go wrong?
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(208)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gamer celebrity Felicia Day speaks out about #GamerGate and their campaign of harassment and Doxxing, #GamerGate responds by immediately posting her home address online
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(949)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New L.A. Clipper causes stir by asking to wear old-style nut-hugging shorts for 2014-15. John Stockton unavailable to lend his out, so team had to place special order
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian federal politician writes to International Criminal Court, accusing Australia of crimes against humanity. No, this has nothing to do with Vegemite. Or Hitler
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(48)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People quarantined for possible exposure to Ebola might be granted special voting privileges not available to the general public. Those lucky duckies
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(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Over three thousand students at the University of North Carolina, many of them athletes, took fake classes over a period of years. Naturally, top college officials knew nothing about this
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(245)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon church comes clean on their special underwear; say it's not magic, it's just supposed to keep you from playing with yourself
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(198)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mo'ne Davis stars in a Spike Lee directed commercial, and it's a monetary grand slam (w/video)
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
My father invented a social network at an all-girl's school in the 1930s, but you've probably never heard of it
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(19)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Miami officials vote to add new Fark tag
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ebola Czar officially starts his job today. No word on when the Influenza Chief or Meningitis Sultan will begin their respective posts
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(161)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Amusing: Premier League team's official account tweets insult of opposing player. Absolutely Hilarious: that player then scores against them a couple minutes later
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(12)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption these politicians
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(25)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Latest nail in the coffin for traditional taxis: minorities prefer Uber and Lyft because they don't racially discriminate against them
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(223)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Religious financial guru: You shouldn't believe that Christ guy about rich people not being able to get into heaven. I mean, who the hell does he think he is to make that kind of call?
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(324)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Boring musician Ed Sheeran upset that Isle of Wight Festival organizer labeled his boring music boring, manages to put the person interviewing him to sleep mid-comment
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hasbro working on My Little Pony movie for 2017, assumes Bronies will still be socially awkward enough at that point to make it a hit
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(253)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama house speaker indicted on 23 felony counts of acting like an elected politician
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(50)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Finns to come up with a death metal cough drop commercial
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(27)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
National park officials dumbfounded as to why steel structure has rust colored stains
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(43)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's won't rename its "Hazed and Confused" flavor after a hazing victim's mother complains about it, but they may rename Cherry Garcia since there are no actual chunks of Jerry Garcia in it
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(50)
 
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
South Korean official apologizes for an accident at a rock concert that killed sixteen people, and by "apologizes," we mean he killed himself
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(87)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
After the events of No Sanctuary, Rick and his group must restock their supplies and move on. Will they find Beth? Who is Father Gabriel? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your official Walking Dead discussion thread
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(448)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cruise ship with "potentially" Ebola-infected health care worker docks in Texas, which is now officially America's Ebola colony
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(130)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Colombian sex trafficking ring busted up with the help of... Laurie Holden from The Walking Dead? Wow. Guess Andrea really was a bad ass
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(75)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Never ask a computer technician to wipe off all the porn from your laptop but under no condition should he view any of the photos stored behind a special partition written into the hard drive
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(163)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Used car prices predicted to fall. New car leasing to become easier. Naturally, financial experts forecast disaster if anyone can actually buy a car without going into debt for decades
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(106)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
Conservative talk radio is dying not only because its listeners are dying, but because shows have up to 27 minutes of commercials an hour to pay extortionate fees demanded by big-name syndicated hosts. B-b-but greed is good
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(210)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama appoints an Ebola Czar, choosing a highly-esteemed medical professional specializing in the containment of contagious diseases. Just kidding, he's a lawyer
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(186)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
German satellite TV provider to offer a 24 hour Star Wars channel for the holidays. Difficulty: Will not air Star Wars Holiday Special
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(26)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And the official New York State snack is: A) Buffalo wings and blue cheese dip B) nachos and salsa C) yogurt
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(65)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google posts lower 3Q earnings, troubled officials search for an answer
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(8)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Hey, we found some people that won't "b-b-b-b-Bush" everything: The senate intelligence committee releasing a report on CIA torture
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(52)
 
(SB Nation)
 
Video
 
The five most insufferable commercials of the baseball postseason. Good thing I WAS BAAAAWWWN FREEEE and can use a remote mute button
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's start diagnosing our children with a new social media-inspired "disorder" called FOMO. YOLO
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(51)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Pundit Press)
 
 
 
Seattle socialist group pushing $20/hr minimum wage is hiring a web developer--at $13/hr
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(100)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Parents and town officials are shocked, SHOCKED that a scavenger hunt for local students would list things like driving 100 mph, defecating on someone's doorstep, running a red light, dance on a grave and steal a mailbox
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(98)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you're a Republican running for office, it's okay to host a fundraiser where guests get to fire off a variety of firearms. Just don't call it a 'Machine Gun Social.'
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(281)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Politician slips up, mistakenly says out loud that disabled persons should be exempt from minimum wage requirements "because they're not worth that much." Bonus: His name is Lord Freud
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(156)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New software scans social media photos for facial expressions and company logos and uncovers gems like this: Adidas discovered that 13% of its customers are also Beliebers
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(33)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mugshots you have to see again, and probably have many times already. Bonus: Fark's favorite paint huffer makes a special guest appearance
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(89)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Rock will host Saturday Night Live and Prince will be the musical guest on this special episode from 1995
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(44)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Republican elected official from Missouri meant "no ill intent toward the president" from calling for military coup of "our domestic enemy" or calling him "supposedly the commander in chief"
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(92)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When you rob women of their cell phones you might want to make sure that you don't take any pictures before checking to see if they are automatically uploaded to the owner's account. Especially posing with the weapons you used in the robbery
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(31)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's official: Florida state attorneys are free to call you a crack ho on Facebook
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(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Williams, the former radio guy turned homeless panhandling addict turned Internet success story, has burned through all his money & is on the verge of financial ruin. Damn you, Internet
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(124)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Deer population on Staten Island (NY) goes from 24 to 800 in just six years. Politicians now hoping to come up with a game plan
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(89)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Would you like to see my special endoscope?"
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can your moles tell your fortune? A Daily Mail very special investigation
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(33)
 
(Black Sports Online)
 
 
 
Cops looking for female Eagles fan who stole a man's prosthetic leg at Lincoln Financial Stadium
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(42)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Banning peanut butter isn't enough for some school officials; now they're banning a completely safe soybean-based substitute
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(120)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Officials evacuate Harvard Vanguard Medical Center citing Ebola protocol. And so it begins
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(242)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when 17-yr old struggling actor Seth Green did that "Cha-Ching" commercial for Rally's hamburgers, and the New Orleans Saints adopted "cha ching" as their catchphrase, and flew him to a game to perform it live? Good times
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(35)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Are you a Brogrammer or Millennial Martha? Research firm offers 12 unique classifications of the millennial generation to help marketers distinctly target your weakness for niche areas of expertise and social oversharing
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(42)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to raise socially and financially responsible children. Step one: Be Liberal
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(171)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Luciano Pavarotti, "King of the High C's," would have been 79 today. Singing a duet with James Brown? Yes, it happened and it was amazing
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(15)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Magic, 1978 - If you want to see Hopkins do unhinged, check out his portrayal of a magician ventriloquist. Hannibal Lecter's comparatively tame
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. travel industry is now worried that Ebola will alter holiday vacation plans. Especially for families who have booked a carefree week of fun and frolic in Sierra Leone
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(21)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Thief gets stuck in a chimney after an attempted restaurant break-in, as Australia's flue season officially begins
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Canadian Health Minister: "We are asking Canadians living in Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia to consider leaving by commercial means while they are still available"
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Fri October 10, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boston mortician charged with taking work home from the office at least 278 times
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(44)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The best worst travel commercial you've ever seen
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(26)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
CNN to lay off 300 workers, making their workforce officially smaller than their audience
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(21)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Federation American Scientists)
 
 
 
It's official: The NSA officially can't say officially what its officials already officially said, because that's classified
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(63)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Alex Trebek: "I'll take 'Regretting I did an infomercial' for $500"
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cronut inventor finally reveals the official recipe. Warning - it's 6 pages long
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(27)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Stanford research has found that Americans are increasingly divided along political party lines - and those sentiments are stronger than racial biases
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mortician on fantasy vs. reality of running a crematorium: "And there's so much of it that it can, when you're taking it out of the machine, get on you and get into strange little places that you didn't even know you had"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wisconsin attorney general candidate says he would've defended the ban on interracial marriage. Welp, there goes the north Milwaukee vote
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Governor Brownback: "Kansans wouldn't dare listen to those judicial activists telling us to let gay couples marry." Kansas judge: "Challenge accepted"
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(108)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Turns out college students learned financial acumen from college administrators
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(24)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Soccer legend Roy Keane says team lost crucial game because players wanted to dance to Abba in the dressing room rather than play: "They were going out to play a match, testosterone levels were high. Farking Dancing Queen. It worried me"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Everyone keeps talking about Ello, but this social network has actual buzz (Not safe for work)
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not just commercial airliners vanishing into thin air in southeast Asia, now they're losing oil tankers too
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(19)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
A new documentary sets out to explore the link between gaming and drone warfare. No word on what special bonus you get if you preorder "Invasion of Iran" from Gamestop
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(40)
 
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
The 20 top standup specials of all time. A list that is so wrong, it's almost funny (bonus: not a slideshow)
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(235)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Former CIA insider Robert David Steele warned during a September 18 appearance on the Alex Jones Show that a staged Ebola false flag attack was on the horizon two weeks before the first case was confirmed in the United States"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to Ted Cruz, the Supreme Court NOT ruling on a case is "judicial activism at its worst"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Supermarkets vow to dumb down prices after shoppers complain they can't deal with the weekly specials, the managers' specials, triple-coupon days and multi-buy sales all at once
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
DEA: "We can take pictures off your phone and create a phony social media account in your name"
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Mon October 06, 2014
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Spawn: The Recall. Completely fan-made, including the special effects
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who had the bright idea to show a huge picture of a 15-year-old schoolgirl in a bikini from her Facebook page in front of her whole school assembly to illustrate the dangers of social networking?
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Sun October 05, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Senior Taliban official denies being in Pakistan after failing to realize he had "location enabled" on his Twitter app
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(42)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
"Amelia dresses like a accountant, is patient and clear, and is cheap to hire. And she can learn anything to an expert level in less than a minute. Amelia is an AI. She exists in commercial form today. And she wants to take your job" (pic)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A new study suggests that humans have a special spider-sense that makes us exquisitely attuned to the presence of the crawling critters, even when we're paying no attention to our surroundings"
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(22)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Us vs. them: What's wrong with you people? The fault, dear Fark Politics Tab, is not in ourselves, but in the architecture of our social media
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