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484 headlines found matching 'CIA'
Thu July 30, 2015
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(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Join the Fark Furry Friend Fund in helping Pasha. The FFFF kicked it off with a $500 contribution. If anyone else can chip in a few bucks it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks your FFFF team
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(2)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
South America facing a financial crisis not seen since the 1980s. Only needs the CIA to depose a few countries' leaders to really get that authentic '80s flavor
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
As a company, it's nice to offer an earthquake-proof house. Especially if it's a 3D-printed house and it's been built in just three hours
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Dark money conservative group wants makeover" Cause who wants to be associated with "dark", I mean you always come off as evil and sinister. We don't want to let the rubes know that *before* they donate, only after we get into power
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(30)
 
(Americablog)
 
 
 
"Bernie Sanders is electable" See, I told ya. Didn't I tell them Floyd? I said "You know, Sanders is like totes legit," and you were all "Naw, dawg. He be a socialist dude. No one likes that shtick"
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(280)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prisoners to get financial aid to take college courses while behind bars. As opposed to college students who take courses while in between bars
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(169)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Fresh off his gig as Hedwig in the Broadway revival of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" Michael C. Hall is set to play the lead in "Lazarus" a new "sci-fi musical" written by a relatively unknown but up-and-coming musician named David Bowie
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(14)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Local politician repaints town's faded crosswalks on his own with his own money, will be charged with defacing public property because we can't have nice things
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(67)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obamacare officials gleefully stroll through the big-government big-business revolving door: "Simply put, the ACA represents the biggest transfer of taxpayer resources to the private sector since Gilded Age railroad barons were beneficiaries"
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(206)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Greek finance minister has solution to financial problems: hack own ministry's systems and create separate economy
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(38)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The scary stories about artificial sweeteners were unsubstantiated: New science (at least until next Tuesday): Artificial sweeteners are better for you than the added sugar in foods like soda. Peaches still safe to eat
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(117)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Walmart employee celebrates his 103rd birthday with special party, hopes to save enough to retire by 105
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(22)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
East Portland unhappy at being locked out of 'Portlandia' world of flighty white hipsters, wants representation for their non-cool diversity. "There's a magical line around the city, and the core gets all the money and all the special stuff"
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(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police have been called after a senior British Parliamentarian was pictured snorting cocaine with two prostitutes and pleasuring himself. Authorities have confirmed he is a high wanking official
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(86)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal officially gives up on his 2016 run
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(84)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
We all woke up this morning never expecting to read a sentence that contained the words "artificial-semen suppositories," and yet here we are
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(48)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Do we really want to watch this match? Does El Tri have the fix in? Do the Reggae Boys even stand a chance? It's Jamaica vs. Mexico for the CONCACAF Gold Cup, Live from Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia at 7:30 pm. Tune into FS1
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(123)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
"Anyone unwilling to engage in productive, open, mutually critical conversations with people they disagree with under the moral protection of liberalism and social justice...are not social justice advocates...they are social justice bullies"
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(766)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police would like the public to know they have the lion situation well in hand and they would appreciate it if people wouldn't shoot dogs they think are lions
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(57)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Attention men - If you're looking for that special girl, quirkiness can often trump beauty. You'll never smile more, or laugh harder
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember that Greek bailout deal that was struck several weeks ago to avert financial disaster? Yeah, about that deal...
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(92)
 
(Some Guy Named Soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from December 12, 2012. Enjoy a little Christmas in July, with a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(13)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
A Pinellas County Environmental official warns a man about keeping the BBQ aroma on his own property (w/video)
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(133)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
That "$10 billion net worth" Trump reported on his FEC financial forms? Yeah, that's really more like a guideline, and it might be more like $1.5 billion
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(127)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, fire departments actually do rescue kittens from trees, especially on Caturday
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(892)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 204th mass shooting in the US this year happened on the 204th day of the year. Mass shootings have become an endemic local health hazard which, for deep-rooted cultural, social, economic and political reasons, the US is incapable of addressing
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(400)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
Newly released photos of Bush Administration officials on 9/11/2001. Conspicuously absent are pics of Dick Cheney toasting to evil
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(316)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another sign of the United States' steady slide into socialism? Small plate dining, in which the contents of each person's plate supposedly belong to everybody at the table. "Touch my plate and feel my fork"
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(247)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hy·poc·ri·sy - When Harry Reid rakes in more than a millon dollars from one special interest by criticizing another special interest group as the worst example of the corrupting influence of special interest money in politics
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(37)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
WWE cuts all ties and mentions of Hulk Hogan. Rumors abound that it's either due to the sex tape, racial rantings, or what he did 14 years ago
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(242)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think your boss is bad? Vladimir Putin just fired 110,000 Russian officials
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Officials: Sandra Bland died from injecting too many marijuanas
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(450)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush in 2005: 'We need to abolish Social Security.' Bush in 2015: 'We need to abolish Medicare'
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(100)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FactCheck.org: Don't let that raving socialist Bernie Sanders tell you that income inequality is a thing. The top 1% holds a mere 42% of the nation's wealth
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(94)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former associate of the man who had 1200 guns and died mysteriously says he was a human/alien hybrid secret agent sent to save the world. Police now looking for associates who AREN'T high on drugs
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(66)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about what being born into a wealthy family means for the future financial security of a child is wrong. No wait, check that. Is right. Everything you thought you knew about that is right. Sorry
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(54)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Politician trolls the very people who are complaining about her taxpayer-funded expensive helicopter travel with Facebook cover photo
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(31)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Special Olympics in Los Angeles kicks off with thousands of athletes forced to sleep on the floor at a gym and in cardboard boxes. Because everyone participates in the Skid Row Hurdles Event
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(19)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Today's special: fried chicken or jerk chicken. Would you like some flan for dessert? It's USA vs Jamaica at 6:00 pm EDT, followed by Panama vs Mexico at 9:00. It's the CONCACAF Gold Cup Semi-Finals live from Atlanta
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(462)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With Sharknado 3 imminent, statistician finds that MLB teams with aquatic reference in their name (Mariners, Marlins, Rays and Pirates) have 56-34 record following SyFy premiere of Sharknado films, while rest of baseball is just 283-305
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(5)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB pitcher always remembers giving up his very first home run. Especially if it's to the opposing pitcher
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas officials admit the Sandra Bland video was not their best effort, and they're working hard on a properly edited version
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(254)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee uses the fifth anniversary of the passage of the Dodd-Frank Act, the ONLY banking reform legislation passed after the 2008 financial crisis, to demand its total repeal
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(16)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Delta moves to capitalize on its recent run of improved performance and passenger satisfaction by making its SkyMiles program about as transparent as a politician's financial statement
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Gymnastic flips are never a good idea for a wedding entrance - especially when you misjudge the landing and knock out a bridesmaid
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(15)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
National Review calls Jewish socialist Bernie Sanders a Nazi
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(94)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two crappy musicians decide they are tired of pretending to enjoy each other's music
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(41)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
In a sure sign of journalistic decline "The Associated Press inaccurately converted hectares to square miles"
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(32)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At least one bank has now been prosecuted for their role in the 2008 financial crisis. I mean sure, it was a tiny bank trying to do the right thing, and the jury cleared them on all 80 counts, but hey
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(54)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Five mega cool home gadgets you never knew you needed - especially if you like breakfast cereal and/or hot tubs
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(48)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles' Chris Davis is robbed of three home runs in two weeks. O's assemble a special task force to investigate air speed, wind currents, the paranormal
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(5)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee middle school officials get told their mascot is racist, immediately remove it. "It was a cartoon caricature of Robert E. Lee; there was no confederate flag, but we needed to err on the side of caution"
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(162)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your government is data-mining for every little piece of data they can find out about you as part of its new database. But don't worry--it'll only be used for "racial and economic justice"
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(88)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(Mic)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to calculate the tuition of a fictional school, it might be a good idea to actually ask the author that created it what it might be. Especially if it's JK Rowling
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Magician matches pop music lyrics with card tricks. Unique and clever choreographed sleight of hand, if you can get past all the screaming
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(17)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Which movies get artificial intelligence right? "Legally Blonde" suspiciously absent
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood president, "We would like to apologize for our tone deaf official in the video. And for you idiots misunderstanding it"
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(296)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student blows through $90,000 and blames her parents for not teaching her financial responsibility
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(224)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's a star-powered, special effects-laden movie, and every film of its kind since owes it a debt of gratitude. It's "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow." Wait, what?
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(87)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
In a move surely to mend racial tension, the mayor of Kansas City addresses La Raza, says he's proud of a plummeting white population
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(133)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
The Democrat party's Partisan "investigation" into Scott Walker has been axed by Wisconsin Supreme Court: "the special prosecutor's legal theory is unsupported in either reason or law"
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(139)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walker: What? Nooooo, I didn't mean gays would harm boy scouts. When I said we needed to protect them, I meant from politicians like me, because you can't trust them.....ah crap
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(43)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Troll jailed for trolling would really appreciate it if people would stop calling him a troll and just let him get on with his trololo life. Troll
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(141)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how aerodynamic a GoPro is? Specialized just put one in a wind tunnel
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(20)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Sen. John McCain is getting competition in the primaries next year. Fark: from a racist sympathizer who believes commercial aircraft are spraying chemtrails
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(42)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Not only did the lyrics sexually humiliate all women of Korea, but it also defamed Korean women's health, as well as the 4000 obstetrics and gynecology doctors registered in our association"
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(68)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oklahoma GOP continues outreach by comparing poors to animals on their official Facebook page
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(154)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
PETA claims they've been infiltrated by a deep-cover special operative from SeaWorld, as the shadow war heats up, loyalties are tested and no one really knows who Shamu works for
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(68)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your financial advice of the day: "The last check you write before you die should bounce"
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Teen who survived plane crash and trek across wilderness being hailed as "Miracle Child", soon to burdened with lightning bolt-shaped scar, social stigma, and oppressive foster parents
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(45)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"What a woman president should be like." Bascially, she needs to be Angela Merkel in the stateroom
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(28)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The latest social media stupidity? The shotgun challenge
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(147)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
"So, is this a coup? Has the Greek government surrendered its national sovereignty to a group of foreign politicians? The short answer is yes"
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(146)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Couple decides to participate in confederate flag parade that goes through predominately black community, is shocked, absolutely shocked, by the response. "The racial slurs are really what hurt me"
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(579)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former Liberty star player makes history by becoming the first woman to serve as head coach during NBA summer-league team. Players praise her no-nonsense attitude, stern character, incessant demands ... especially after the first period
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(33)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Morrissey hates snooze musicians Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran. So, point to Morrissey
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(43)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why do politicians keep using music without the artists' permission? Do they want to look as ignorant as Ronald Reagan?
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(96)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NBC unleashes the first official Heroes: Reborn trailer. Link to the left, guesses as how they'll screw it up this time to the right
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(81)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Colorful Rubik's Cube magician fools Penn & Teller from all sides
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(20)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
By backing Bernie Sanders, Americans have proven they're ready for a Socialist president. Wait, don't we already have one of those?
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(421)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James signs a $47 million deal to stay in Cleveland. Official announcement to be on a one-hour TV special called "Who Cares?" (autoplay video)
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(34)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
No one's coming to Trump's rally in Phoenix today. What's that you say? They've had to move it to a bigger venue due to overwhelming response? Oh, and the special guest is Sheriff Joe. Good times
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(329)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
California prison officials want to know who sawed an inmate in half after prison riot in May
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(92)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
It takes 300 officials to ensure Comic Con cosplay guns can't hurt people
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(37)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Frothing socialist Bernie Sanders fights back against gun activist, arguing in favor of . . . common sense?
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(336)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Psychotic jailed murderer gets hold of razor blades, carves the word "satan" into his forehead, then cuts his tongue like a snake. And prison officials don't know how he got the blades
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(55)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't smoke a cigarette in an airplane bathroom, especially if you're in possession of some illegal pills. Bonus protip: If you do smoke a cigarette and get caught, don't make things worse by trying to bribe crew members with $20
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(35)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Sherlock' releases first preview of Victorian-era special. So put that in your pipe and smoke it
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(69)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
$40 is too much for a haircut, especially in Detroit, even for hipsters
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's official, the End Times are upon us. Today's featured auction item: American Pharaoh's "stall shavings"
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(8)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Pressure to tour is messing with musicians' creativity"
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
35 people test positive for tuberculosis at an El Paso school. Officials were just happy to be able to say there were that many passing grades on any Texas school test
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(66)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A surprising study shows most people would prefer temporary social embarrassment over long-term financial ruin
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A special gift for you, conspiracy theorists: Jade Helm 15 will launch next week without any media being allowed access to cover it
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(143)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's industry destroyed by those selfie-obsessed, social-media-using Millennials: Greeting cards
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(44)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Musician plays national anthem on electric guitar, then is promptly arrested for breach of peace. Police chief says "Out of respect for the national anthem, they let them finish the national anthem,"
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(61)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Payday lenders, sensing a unique business opportunity, successfully petition the Wisconsin legislature to allow them to make poor people poorer- er, offer financial advice to low income families
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(63)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Texas officials will pay company $146 million over the next 20 years so Facebook can have a data center in Texas
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(80)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Company named after a Nazi sympathizer announces it has removed a statue of Bill Cosby from its properties as it no longer wants to be associated with a guy like that
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(137)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Gov. Brownback issues order protecting religious liberty in KS. Still no cure for Kansas financial cancer
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(126)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Peace Prize hosts top Vietnamese Communist official, and pay no mind to those human-rights violations and labor exploitation behind the red curtain
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(90)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
80% of 500 doctors, nurses, and physicians assistants surveyed admit going to work with communicable diseases because their employers don't provide sick leave
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(95)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Strange: prominent government official shows up to a cattleman's ball wearing a shirt with a Confederate battle flag design. Fark : wins a "best dressed award". What the fark? This all happened in Australia
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(39)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Canadian politicians slapped with C&D by Trent Reznor over Nine Inch Nails campaign shirts (pic)
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(48)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gives an in-depth interview, discusses his vision for America. Shockingly, he doesn't say anything about the end times cometh with his socialism
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(708)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Musician carried off stage after playing for seemingly forever, is immediately signed by Phish
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(31)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Iran nuke talks are good for the brothels, as even when politicians are trying to avoid war they still feel the need to screw somebody
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(14)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Australians continue to elect politicians crazier than shiathouse rats just so they can enjoy soundbites like, "Australia cannot allow gay marriage. It will damage cattle exports"
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christians launch 'sin-free' social network FaceGloria where "sexy selfies and images of drunken debauchery" are forbidden; plan to offer TotalFaceGloria Discussion, where that's pretty much what people do all day, every day, for $5 a month
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(64)
 
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Small business optimism in the economy declines. Especially the small businesses that used to be big businesses
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(6)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Lasorda's Lair)
 
 
 
Dodgers reward fan who films himself catching home runs and has a popular YouTube channel by making him an official Dodgers correspondent. Just kidding, they shut him down
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(15)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Our founding fathers - especially Adams and Franklin - had a thing for extraterrestrials
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(28)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will NBC provide the same excellent coverage for NASCAR as they do for IndyCar or be Nothing But Commercials? Will fans abide by NASCAR's request to not fly the Confederate flag? It's the Firecracker 250, live from Daytona at 7 PM ET on NBC
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(466)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Official Charts reveals the top selling albums of 2015, and the top three are Sam Smith, George Ezra, and Ed Sheeran, all of whom specialize in singing hipster lullabies
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(37)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans introduce budget bill that would make nearly all records created by state and local government officials, including bill drafts and communications with staff, no longer subject to Wisconsin open records law. Nothing to hide
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(134)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide by jumping in front of carnival ride. Officials say he just kept jumping in front of the horsie every time it came around until it worked
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(60)
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
The value of Manhattan real estate is officially bonkers
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(83)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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(31)
 
(Brain Decoder)
 
 
 
Science figures out how men's hormones affect financial markets: "If I take a subject and I shoot him with testosterone, I know that his investment is going to be more risky"
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(14)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi officially changes her party affiliation to Wells Fargo
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(37)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Meditation retreats can trigger anxiety and depression, especially when the people realize they paid $300 to just sit and think for ten straight hours
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(14)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After moving investigations of corrupt politicians to the Texas Rangers and prosecutions back to each's home town, AG Ken Paxton finds himself being charged with first-degree felony corruption by the Texas Rangers in his home town
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(41)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Do NOT get high on marijuana and go to Burger King. Especially with your 5-month-old baby (w/mugshots)
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(68)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't post a picture on social media of a woman pushing a 1-year-old in a stroller while carrying a 5-year-old in a baby carrier if you value your job
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(82)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that kindness can be a social lubricant for socially anxious people - so lube up, people
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(11)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Look lady, I don't care if you're a social worker. We simply can't have you doing welfare checks on abused and neglected children. There are case files that need losin'
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(81)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today in slang: 'Lower than a snake wearing snowshoes' refers to A) a dirty politician, B) a cheatin' ex, or C) a Canadian potato terrorist
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "SCOTUS is too political, so I want to instate judicial retention elections." Megyn Kelly: "Won't those elections make the court more political?" Ted Cruz: "You're a little racist"
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(324)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice is having an all-out meltdown over the gay marriage ruling: "Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous"
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(205)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Special Surveillance Court allows the U.S. Government to resume bulk data collections. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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(53)
 
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
Charlie Daniels starts unhinged anti-Obama rant with "Dear Mr. President, This letter is not written in a spirit of hate, disrespect, nor is it motivated in any way by racial bias" and you can guess how it goes from there
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(249)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Boston officials reintroduce 2024 Olympic bid, hoping that if they dress it up in affordable-housing drag, nobody will notice the mountains of corporate welfare and plain old Masshat corruption going on
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(70)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So if I understand Cruz correctly, and Lord knows I don't try, he would accept gay marriage, like interracial marriage, if we fought a bloody civil war over the concept of enslaving gay people
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The overall objectives of Financial Fair Play remain the same. We are just evolving from a period of austerity to one where we can offer more opportunities for sustainable growth" is a nice way to say, we are loosening the rules for bigger clubs
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hyundai replaces GM as official automotive sponsor of the NFL
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(120)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Katy Perry now in legal battle with nuns. God appreciative of nuns' service, but torn because he also likes titty sprinkles
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(82)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL posts an opening for a "Director of Investigations." The position requires candidates know how to control social media, archive computer programs, read an air pressure gauge
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 - 6/27
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(1)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bloopers from behind the scenes of the December 17, 1978 television special 'Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas' as director Jim Henson attempts to literally try for a drum roll. "He likes them all, he just wants to see the drum roll through the door"
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(16)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught living with his mother's corpse for months so he could collect her Social Security check. Police believe Norman may have something wrong with him
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Alcohol is associated with cancers elsewhere and there is generally no safe level of exposure to booze. That is the new game changer"
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(78)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says the supreme court ruling was the right decision and calls the politicians against it girly men
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(71)
 
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Rapper Bobby Shmurda didn't realize you could get arrested while in prison. Especially if you're holding a shank. Prison officers don't take kindly to anyone with a shank
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(25)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
So, all those grassroots special interest groups trying to get the death penalty reinstated in Nebraska? Yeah, they're all funded by Governor Ricketts, who really just needs to kill somebody, guys. Just like ten people. COME ON
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(133)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The tiny nation of Pitcairn Island also legalized same-sex marriage this week, with officials saying it was the Christian thing to do
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(45)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
NASA to use holographic glasses on the International Space Station. Astronauts can now pretend to be somewhere other than inside a tiny room above the Earth along with several other socially awkward nerds
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(14)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫ They came from far Yakyakistan / To see why friendship's in demand / And to expand their social group / But Pinkie's feeling Party Pooped / Yakety yak (Pinkie's back) ♫ 11:30 ET, Discovery Family
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(169)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Florida public health officials say there's nothing to panic about over flesh-eating bacteria outbreak. In other words, Florida is suffering an outbreak of FLESH EATING BACTERIA SO RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joy Division launching official website to promote the release of their back catalogue on remastered vinyl. Ian Curtis must be turning in his grave at this point
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(20)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"They don't deceive, they remain loyal, they don't criticise - all things that are hard to achieve in human interactions. We know that having a dog makes us healthier and widens our social circle; it's a win-win relationship"
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(35)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
BLM officials: You know what Burning Man needs? A VIP laundromat
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(77)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us stab you in the face
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(28)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to tell me that signing up for a timeshare program might possibly put me in a financial hole I can't dig myself out from?
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(69)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
And the next financial bubble waiting to pop is *throws dart* ...biotech
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(19)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A flamingo in a Brazilian zoo gets an artificial leg, still no cure for cancer
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(9)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Sound waves?? We've officially run out of things to make coffee with
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(49)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the Queen responds to her official gift like you've given her a punch bowl with a turd in it
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(119)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Three things you will take away from this insightful interview: 1) At least 15 members of the Senate are total idiots; 2) Senate subcommittees do not appreciate the subtlety of the "Curly"; 3) Al Franken laughs like Fran Drescher
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(68)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Behold, possibly the worst social media campaign ever
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(45)
 
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
After teen is attacked in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, wildlife biologists euthanize wrong bear. Officials admit the mistake, but say it was only a small Boo Boo
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(32)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
EPA head: "Climate deniers' aren't normal people." No they're not, they're what we refer to as 'special'
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(175)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
More than two dozen churches worldwide have installed the "Churchix" facial recognition and tracking system so they can monitor which members of their flock are attending services regularly and which are going to hell
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(45)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
17 year old invents an ingenious way to instantly stop the bleeding, is immediately contacted by physicians, hospitals, Philadelphia Phillies
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(132)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Other people having corner offices makes Millennials feel like they're not as special as they know they are, so nobody should be able to have corner offices anymore
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(147)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Sitting down for too long is linked to anxiety. Especially if it's in a seat on a Malaysia Airlines jet
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(5)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New York prison officials angry about that viral video showing a bag being raised by rope over prison walls. "Ropes to hoist lunches, carry-out food and other supplies to guards working long shifts is a long-standing tradition at Clinton-Dannemora"
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
General Mills to remove artificial flavors & colors, as well as taste and low prices from its cereals
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(96)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Space. Remember space? SyFy has. And it's a good thing. (Bonus: Blonde, killer, artificial intelligence included.)
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(55)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Today is the Summer Solstice, the official start of summer and the "longest day of the year" for folks in the Northern Hemisphere. How do you plan to celebrate the day?
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(127)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Take down the Confederate flag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor Charleston victims." - notorious social justice warrior Mitt Romney
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(314)
 
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
According to FBI Director James Comey, taking the time to plan and carry out a racially-based church shooting where one yells "you rape our women and are taking over this country" is not considered terrorism because it wasn't "politically motivated"
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(267)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Thankfully, the misery of watching another boring and properly officiated game of baseball was omitted. Finally the ump gets to shine. Attendees polled after the show lamented only the lack of a chairshot
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(11)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Former CEO of red light camera vendor pleads guilty to fraud and bribing politicians
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(108)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The sixth mass extinction on Earth has officially begun; make sure you know where your towel is
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(72)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook continuing to strive for "authenticity." Facebook. Interwebs. Social Media. Authenticity. Thatsthejoke.jpg
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well it's official. Comparing Congress to Baboons is an insult to Baboons. Hail Science
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(25)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that a judge committed unethical acts as an attorney and never should have been elected. Of course there would be one state that actually has judicial ethical standards
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High School bans valedictorian from graduation ceremonies because he talks back to his teachers. School officials say they're glad they got to press the independent thought alarm just one more time on this kid
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(145)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What to do when a judicial election threatens your conservative agenda? Simple, do what the North Carolina Republicans have done and cancel the election
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(94)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Russian official, Vladimir "Crazy Ivan" Markin, says the U.S. wants to declare themselves overlords of international football affairs and are just slandering the good name of FIFA officials because of the movie "Capricorn One"...or something
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Diego officials shocked that giving away $1 billion in taxpayer funds turns out to be difficult
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(20)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mindy Kaling wants you to know that she loves filming sex scenes because sex is awesome and she loves sex, especially when she's rolling around simulating sex and getting to know someone while filming sex scenes. Also, she's got a book for sale. Sex
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(170)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Eliot Spitzer, tacky politician. New 1%ness: Eliot Spitzer, tacky real-estate mogul
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(27)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just another night in MLB - For the 1st time in 19 years a Red Sox player hits for the cycle, The Orioles hit a club record 8 home runs in a 19-3 win, and two different position players had to pitch in blowout games. Other than that, nothing special
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(37)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Senate votes to stop torturing people and go back to torturing the Constitution instead
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(70)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
Relax, artificial intelligence won't produce a SkyNet that'll kill us all; it's just going to take your job. Feel better now?
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crowd rental company admits that politicians -- primarily Republicans and including at least one presidential candidate -- are using their service
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(97)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bowe Bergdahl apparently didn't desert. It's more like "dessert"
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(159)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wanted: 533,000 commercial pilots. Apply: Asia
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb vs. Hillary proves that there are no new ideas anymore. Sanders nods his head, goes back to discussing Scandinavian socialism
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Official Trailer for "South Park: The Stick of Truth" sequel: "The Fractured but Whole" in full 1080p HD. Sequel to the game? More like playable prequel to one of the best episode trilogies
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(66)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Cool: John Oliver debuts an audio book read by Helen Mirren. WTF: It's the CIA Torture report
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First they came for the socialists, and I said, "Wait, I thought the Nazis were socialists." Then they came for the trade unionists, and I said, "What? Really? I'm starting to think I have no grasp of history whatsoever"
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers has had enough with Peyton Manning fanboys, in or out of the media, who insist Pey Pey is super special because he calls his own plays - "Peyton doesn't do that. Nobody does that"
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(27)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Children banned from doing handstands, headstands, cartwheels or generally doing anything associated with being a child
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(83)
 
(E3 Expo)
 
 
 
E3 kicks into high gear today with Sony and Microsoft conferences following the announcement of Fallout 4 and DOOM. Discuss it all here in your Official Fark E3 Thread
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(185)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It's very unusual to be banned for life playing rugby. Especially when you're 11
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(13)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(HypeAngel)
 
 
 
Guy creates an artificial intelligence that learns how to play and beat a Super Mario Bros. level
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(50)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Six hour rally to be held this weekend in South Carolina to "pray and fast" for America. Mostly because going six hours in South Carolina without eating is officially designated as a fast
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(48)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"It was just a coincidence. Trust me, I'm a politician
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(67)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
For all your airliner servicing and repair needs, contact THE Bruce Dickinson. His team of knowledgeable and helpful technicians will get your sick aeroplanes soaring like an eagle once again
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(37)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're trying to frame a politician and need to lie to the FBI, it's probably not going to be worth it
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Young people are drinking less so they don't look like idiots on Facebook." And here you thought there was no upside to social media
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(24)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California oil spill cleanup cost reaches $62 million. Officials at Plains All American fear being billed for three hours of profits
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paleontologists slam "Jurassic World" for its scientific inaccuracies, especially the part where the T-Rex and velociraptor are involved in a high speed car chase
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(150)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
High school senior's clever yearbook quote comes as a surprise ... especially to his parents
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(84)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders believes that every American should get at least two weeks paid vacation. Geez, you'd think this guy was a socialist or something
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(175)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Finally some judicial overreach we can get behind: IA Supreme Court affirms right to be drunk on front porch
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(75)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The FCC's new Net Neutrality rules officially take effect today after a judge refused to stay them. But don't worry too much about your favorite cable company or telecom, the House is working on a bill to block the FCC from enforcing them
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(46)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's boobs to replace Kate Upton's boobs in Game of War commercials
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(123)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Follow up to the OPM breech last week. Turns out the hackers stole the Social Security numbers of EVERY Federal employee
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(141)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to new research, sauerkraut, yogurt, pickles, kimchi, and other fermented foods alleviate social anxiety symptoms of socially awkward people
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon, noted CEO of JPMorgan and one of the perpetrators of the financial meltdown in 2008, wants to mansplain the global banking industry to Elizabeth Warren, a noted financial law professor and creator of TARP and CFPB
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(107)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Poor people make better business and financial decisions than the moderately wealthy or wealthy. For instance, you never see them wasting their money on giant yachts
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(216)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This is a waste of precious federal resources, especially when multiple states and jurisdictions have already legalized marijuana. It is time for the federal government to stop making marijuana use or possession a federal crime"
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(77)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The National Park Service will not object to Alaska officially changing the name of Mount McKinley to Denali. Thanks, Obama
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(65)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Desperate California politicians step towards the third rail
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(81)
 
(Popehat)
 
 
 
"Metaphorically speaking, I hope there is a special place in hell reserved for that horrible public official on whom I am entitled to comment, purely as hyperbole, on a matter of public concern under my First Amendment rights to free speech"
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(153)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GMO-free is a marketing gimmick, although your social-media friends who post lots of stock photos of people doing yoga accompanied by inspirational sayings believe otherwise
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(261)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In Japan, births hit record low as national death toll hits record high. Officials wonder how they can solve this dilemma with robots
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(72)
 
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
Seniors at Kahuku High School (Hawaii) officially blow every other graduation tradition out of the water
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones to release official colouring book
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(50)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Those "artificial" and "natural" flavors you eat are safe. Really. Trust us. Cross our hearts. Oh, and some are made from the secretions of a beaver anus gland
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(49)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sam Brownback to Kansas Supreme Court: "Nice judiciary you've got here, it'd be a shame if something happened to it"
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(153)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Campaign finance rules aren't being enforced, says official whose job it is to enforce them
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nothing special, just Steph Curry hitting a shot from the tunnel before Game 2. Check out the net result
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(11)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's attempt to create an artificial reef goes as well as you would expect it to go
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(50)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Parents of the year candidates are arrested after their older son reported to school officials that his two younger brothers were locked in a room at home with no food or water while their parents worked during the day
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(67)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pedo sting nets workers from Disney, Sea World, Universal, and a youth counselor who showed up to the sting thinking he was about to have sex with a 12-year-old. He arrived in a vehicle with a specialty licence plate reading: "Invest in Children"
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Monkees aren't just fake Beatles, they're actually closer to being the Motown of rock. But in all honesty, The Monkees weren't about music, Marge... they were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval
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(80)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Odds are almost even that the officials will throw a mysterious caution to end the race when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is at Texas Motor Speedway this week for the WinStar World Casino & Resort 400, 8:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(148)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
I'm a politician, I'm thick skinned, but I won't tolerate being called a b*****d by a parking machine
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama continues to stonewall confirmation of his judicial nominees
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(56)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
And our first official look into the Star Wars post-episode VI universe is...a phone game?
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not brushing your teeth can trigger dementia. Especially when you spend three hours trying to remember where you left your toothbrush
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ex-FIFA official Chuck Blazer (The GRRM lookalike reject) admits he may have taken a bribe to give South Africa the Cup
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(68)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mom ODs on heroin and facial warts while cooking kids dinner
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(108)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Godzilla given official citizenship by Japan - shame he's still not allowed into the US after that unsavory incident in 1998
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(89)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beard Cap cuts 'facial hair-drag' for hipster swimmers
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(20)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists manage to successfully grow politician brains from stem cells
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(11)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meditating 'energy healer' discovers that everything in the cosmos is interconnected, especially the lake and her Hyundai since she didn't set the parking brake while meditating
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(32)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll see your 'college students build free artificial arm' and raise you 'high school students build artificial arm.'
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(25)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Patriot Act has officially expired and NSA phone spying is dead at least for a couple days. Who are you going to call on Phone Freedom Day?
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(188)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Man who designed the MLB logo dies at age 82, is the first person to be associated with professional baseball past the age of 81 since Jamie Moyer
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(20)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
College says Dennis Hastert's name is no longer associated with its Center for Economics, Government, and Public Policy
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The French conservative party UMP, whose members are apparently are just about as bright as American conservatives, officially change their party's name to "The Republicans"
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS recruiters on social media losing all kinds of cred when they reveal they don't speak Arabic, sort of a prerequisite in a job where you're quoting Allah at people all day
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(29)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress has officially adjourned with no vote on the Patriot Act extension. As of midnight EST, feel free to resume sending your dick pics
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(225)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
China is developing an ATM with facial recognition technology
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(35)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not News: Government worker caught watching porn at work. News: He's a politician. Fark: During a debate
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Nazis received $20.2 million in Social Security benefits
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(46)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"As it turns out, both elephants and Joba Chamberlain never forget a friend" ... especially a 7-year-old Tigers fan
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(2)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Never spit in the street in Singapore. Especially not near the hotel where the U.S. Secretary of Defense is staying
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(33)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
16 things you didn't know about the Brady Bunch. And yes, Marcia really did take a football to the nose. In one take
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(56)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
B-roll footage of San Andreas compares scenes before and after special effects were added. Behold the movie magic (w/video)
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(36)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Not news: A musician gets kicked out of the band for his behavior. Fark: An oboist for the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra
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(87)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ahh, junior rugby league competitions. Abusive and violent incidents with police, players, parents, officials and spectators who may have had makeshift weapons. Just like I remember it
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(5)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter pulls the "hate campaign" card, suggests arrests of FIFA officials may have been attempt to hijack organization
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(67)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Man rams his SUV into his mom's house and nearly killed her over a financial dispute. Like that is going to help him become her favorite son
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(8)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father charged with child neglect after his baby was found crawling around the street in the nude, the family's loyal pit bull in tow. "Dogs don't make the best babysitters. Especially those dogs"
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(67)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff and students' social media accounts. Orwell's "1984" noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(84)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Republican NC governor promises to sign bill allowing state employees to opt out of officiating weddings on religious grounds... And when I say 'sign', I mean 'veto'
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(63)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A double steal is always cool. Especially when it involves home plate
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(10)
 
(Bournemouth Echo)
 
 
 
Pro tip for electricians: Check the wiring in your cannabis farm before it sets fire to your roof
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
YouTube now has an $80 billion market valuation. This 30 second commercial is sponsored by Google
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(20)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Oh sure , why the fark not? There's ALWAYS room for one more: Former NY Gov. George Pataki adds a little retro flair to the 2016 election season by announcing that he too is officially running for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination
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(108)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The most irrational man in America is a tenured professor at Duke, suffered burns on 70 percent of his body when he was a teenager, and officiates the weddings of strangers
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(48)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I believe that, like me, the people behind these robberies are extreme athletes, using their skills to disrupt the international financial markets, and they don't care who gets killed in the process"
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(72)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Telegram)
 
 
 
What's a Grecian urn? Probably not enough to pay for this
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(44)
 
(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
B.B. King's last public appearance was in a Toyota commercial
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(21)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
"Old brake pads. An unfamiliar circuit. Sub-optimal fuel and aero. And yet somehow, the Koenigsegg One:1 hypercar has managed to set an (unofficial) lap record for a road car around Suzuka" (in-car vid)
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(9)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here are photos of the arrested FIFA officials, a dream team of subjects for caricature artists, photoshoppers and captioners
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Pilot of MH370 was on his way to buzz the tower at Diego Garcia when plane went missing
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(60)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas earthen dam failure damn "imminent". Link goes to live feed(Update: officials now say dam will hold)
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(468)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy politician
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(35)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(WWL)
 
 
 
Last week: Bobby Jindal issues executive order on "religious freedom." This week: Louisiana tourism officials have a real problem with that
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(100)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twelve special occasions when it's permissible - no, obligatory - to drink. Hey, sun's out. You don't see THAT every day
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(49)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook status updates reveal low self-esteem and narcissism, while desperation for greens is likely to be associated with orange fingertips, basement dwelling, and a reverence of Travis Bickle
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hipsters look away now, because your facial thatches have just been well and truly trumped at the 7th Kunsag Beard Festival in Hungary" (pics)
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(41)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this specialist and his specializations
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(24)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
This is Time Warner Cable. We're calling to confirm your appointment. Your technician will harass you between 9 and 1
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(7)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Apparently it was legal to add one's special sauce to a meal before
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(41)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Today's crucial question: what actually is belly button fluff?
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(12)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
For the first time, Gallup's poll of social views of Americans find that the number of social liberals equal social conservatives
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(121)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cooperative gaming makes you more social, more likely to teabag a stranger
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(22)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There ain't nothing that makes a politician's teeth itch like money just sitting there doing nothing. Or, God forbid, helping people
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(13)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Woman pranks boyfriend with real wedding ceremony. He forgives her when The Rock shows up to officiate the ceremony
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The AP had a chance to review the security video of the Waco "biker brawl." Seems the official version may have a few more holes in it than all those dead bikers put together
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(325)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're building a sandcastle and a big bully kicks it down? Especially when you want to use that sandcastle to intimidate your neighbors?
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(31)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Road & Track)
 
Video
 
Was Charlie Brown's first TV appearance A: "A Charlie Brown Christmas?" B: "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?" or C: "A Charlie Brown Ford Falcon commercial?"
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(45)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a good reason the CIA destroyed those "enhanced interrogation" videos: "I was told, if those videotapes had ever been seen, the reaction around the world would not have been survivable"
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(334)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Paypal slapped with a $25 million fine by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau for not acting like your buddy, pal
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(12)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you borrowed a Rembrandt selfie from Boston Public Library last year, officials want you to return it now that they finally noticed
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(27)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You would think a bi-partisan sexual abuse education and prevention bill would have no trouble passing in Alaska. Until a social conservative from Wasilla steps in
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(39)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I'm the most scrutinized politician in America" (w/ vid)
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(102)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New guide to help Brits survive in jail published: "Prison is much safer than your average provincial high street on a Friday night"
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(40)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Nearly every team shuffled into a new position this week, especially in the bottom 20 - see where your team fell in this week's MLB Power Rankings
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(23)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has collected his facial hair shavings in a bag for the past seven years"
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(18)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawyers in shock jock case use sexy paralegal to trick opposing counsel into getting a DUI. Even in Florida, the bar association has a problem with this
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Special Forces kill Mighty ISIS leader. Search for Jabberjaw, Speed Buggy goes on
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(178)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Ben Carson (R-eally loony) said he would not rule out military force against Russia and that the President is obligated to enforce the laws made by congress but not "judicial laws" that emanate from courts
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(149)
 
(KIIS 101.1 (Australia)
 
 
 
Behold the power of this fully functional Social Network to shame a "creepy" dad taking picture in public of... himself?
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(154)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Michigan and borrowed from Western Sky Financial, the bad news is you are an idiot. The good news is MI's AG is forcing them to drop the interest rate on their loans from 169% to 7% the max by law in the state for unlicensed lenders
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(98)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker shows appreciation to a war vet, buys him a house. Tag is for the veteran
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA declares Washington, D.C. a "no drone zone." Apparently no FAA official has ever attended a congressional hearing
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(99)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State social services takes custody of two sisters after they told their teachers that their parents. A) Starved them. B) Beat them. C) Banned them from watching the Telly
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(44)
 
(Total Rugby League)
 
 
 
New Zealand All Blacks officially become best team in world for first time...at least in rugby league. They'd probably be mid-pack in rugby union
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(25)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska lawmaker rankles colleagues by using a racial slur during a testy debate on drivers licenses for undocumented workers. Was that wrong? Should he have not said that?
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(85)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Constantine's cancellation proves social media cannot save crappy shows
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(110)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush was the official GOP frontrunner for 2016. WAS. For like two minutes
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exotic facial massage
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's Tom Sawyer thinks Ayn Rand is cool and its all your fault you socialist tool
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(133)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri House Speaker John Diehl (R) exchanged inappropriate text messages with an intern, wanted to leave her "quivering." I don't know if his wife and three children will appreciate that
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(115)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Children as young as 10 are smoking cigarettes, consuming energy drinks to prep for exams. Which works, especially when it makes them sick enough to miss school on test day
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(23)
 
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Social Security has been overstating forecasts by billions of dollars and will run out of money years earlier than currently stated according to some chicken little, whack-job at Harvard
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(246)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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(28)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Magaluf dwarf filmed spanking Brit stag dressed as woman as official party season gets underway
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yes, rappers do carry wads of $100 bills, especially to surprise young kids on their birthday
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(7)
 
(T3)
 
 
 
Apple Watches banned from university exam halls after school officials call them "the choice of cheats"
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: Fine, if you want to call me a politician then you're a disingenuous asshole who's claiming to help America by throwing the last of the middle class to the wolves
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(158)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One million miles. Eleven accidents. Google's self driving cars have a better driving record than you ever will. Especially since it's the dumb human behind the wheel that caused the accidents eleven times out of eleven
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(223)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Politician resigns from post after election defeat. Fark: Politician resigns from resignation after resignation defeat
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politicians won't have the middle class to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, it doesn't exist
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(78)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greek politicians say there is no "Plan B," despite 43 previous failures to reach agreement, insist that Grecian Formula 44 must be accepted if Europe doesn't want to end up looking old and decrepit
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama: "Warren is just a politician like everyone else." Dude, low blow
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(49)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirteen television shows with overlong spoken word introductions. Even from the opening narration, it was clear Babylon 5 would never be anything more than a cheap Star Trek Deep Space Nine ripoff with bad special effects
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(147)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's official: Fox is finally putting 'American Idol' out of its misery
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It turns out the ancient Egyptians were big fat scammers. Especially when they ran out of dead cats
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(48)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Sansa marry Ramsay? How will Daenerys deal with last week's tragic loss? Does Jon Snow finally learn? Find out in "Kill the Boy." It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The swordplay begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(342)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest blunder in socialist medicine from deprived Scotland: Hospital elevators have no buttons inside
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(170)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truly, is there any other better Mother's Day gift than knowing that the holiday falls on the birthday of the single greatest musician born in the past sixty years? That's right, Bono turns 55 today. Here's U2 with The Sweetest Thing
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(24)
 
(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
To be fair to the voter in question, a good number of politicians are dicks
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
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(11)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Japanese bankers wear special suits so they don't strain their backs when moving stacks of cash
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(22)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Officials clamp down on tourists fondling statue's breasts
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Both parties are delighted with the Court's decision and are working harmoniously to ensure Krissi receives the best possible medical care. We are appreciative of the manner in which Judge Jeryl Debra Rosh handled this matter"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well at least you posted it on Facebook, because in this world of our social media enlightenment, it makes murdering easier to understand
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"If you can spell 'BLATANT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION', I'll give you a cookie"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Anthropologist discovers Hillary Clinton also has a time machine, has been sowing the seeds of socialism for smillennia
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"This is very special. We normally don't recognize the horses. But Dakota, he's been there with us for 20 years, and he's one of the more recognized horses"
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listen up, you slugabeds. Stop your fudgeling and flirting with the callipygian younkers so you may deliciate on this list of archaic words we should still be using. Cromulent
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal law prohibits smoking on Greyhound buses, even in the baggage compartment. ESPECIALLY in the baggage compartment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The US gained 223,000 jobs in April and the unemployment rate fell to 5.4%, the lowest rate since May of 2008, which, you may recall was right before the financial equivalent of an "extinction level asteroid" hit the US economy
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well...guess what?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer and Chris Rock are teaming up for an HBO special
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Panera to drop 150 artificial ingredients from its food. Or as most people know 150 artificial ingredients, the Taco Bell dollar menu
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the Acting Witan of Mercia to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, a look at some of the world's most unique micronations
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Politicians deride Uber, then ride Uber
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Having moved into full "straw-grasping " mode, The Baltimore FOP is demanding Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby appoint a "special prosecutor" for the Freddie Gray case because one of her deputies is dating a local news anchor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For some reason Britain's Daily Mail deems it perfect time to re-run a Naomi Watts tampon commercial from the 1980s when she was just another struggling teenage actress with 80s hair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says social media plays a big role in divorces, because you're only as faithful as your options
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Tue May 05, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
For those that really don't know what a "socialist" even means anymore you'll get a change to see a real one in action when Bernie Sanders challenges Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That marathon running woman who kissed a guy at the start line and liked it and started a social media campaign to find him? She finally got a reply. From his wife
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese hotel offers "crying rooms" for women, Includes special selection of tear-jerking films. Still working out what kind of jerking films to offer in upcoming promotion for men
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse... especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta Votes 2015. Will Alberta experiment with Democracy, or stay a One-Party State? Will there be an Orange Revolution? Will Wildrose be both the provincial flower and government? Or will one of the Almost-Dead rise up?
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guinness Book record for the world's largest facial busted in China
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern to appear on David Letterman's farewell special, because Dave wants another old, humorless, out of touch guy who needs to retire there by his side
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