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60 headlines found matching 'CHINESE'
Mon September 15, 2014
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poll shows that almost half of the richest Chinese businessmen and entreprenuers have one thing in common: They want to get the hell out of China
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Thu September 11, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Countering recent statements by the Dalai Lama that he might be the last incarnation of the Lama, the Chinese government issues a statement saying he damn well WILL reincarnate, and like it
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(World Review)
 
 
 
Gazprom's historic US$400 billion gas deal with China could leave Russia wildly out of pocket. Ironically, Russian taxpayers could end up subsidising Chinese consumers. Still, it's probably worth not depending on European markets, is it?
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Easiest way to learn Mandarin Chinese: coma
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks leaves 11-digit handprint in the cement at the old Grauman's Chinese Theatre; Ron Jeremy: "Meh, it's been done"
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Mon September 08, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old Chinese boy Yang Junxi hits the eleven-year-old boy jackpot by finding a 3,000-year-old bronze sword in a river
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese insurance policies cover against your bride becoming pregnant before the honeymoon, your team being knocked out of the soccer World Cup, burning your tongue eating hotpot or if smog ruins your holiday
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(21)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese supplier of Samsung, Lenovo, denies using child workers, saying they're all back in school now, anyway
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(6)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A Chinese man has handmade a Lamborghini that can reach speeds of 193mph - not as dangerous as it sounds
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(25)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first
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(72)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
♫ Axisymmetric ventilated supercavitations, makes your sub go super fast but watch out for cetaceans ♫
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Mon August 25, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chinese satellite spots biggest marijuana plantation in country, and it is MASSIVE (pics)
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Sun August 24, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(72)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple decides to make life easier for hackers by storing user data on Chinese servers
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's widely accepted that injecting molten metal into your bloodstream will probably kill you, but now Chinese researchers say it might kill your tumors, too. Uh, yay?
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(28)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hallelujah, it's raining knives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even the US' graft market is becoming flooded with Chinese products
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Students at Chinese university so sick of heat in unairconditioned student housing that they have a pool installed in their dorm room
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(20)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Chinese navy invades US waters
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Sun August 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death toll in powerful Chinese earthquake rises to 0.0000109974% of its population
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Thu July 24, 2014
(SILive)
 
 
 
Problem: Need $150 million for your project because US investors see it as a giant failure in the making. Solution: Allow rich Chinese to buy-in through federal program in exchange for green cards
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Mon July 21, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Attention: Dear Leader orders immediate removal from interwebs of Chinese video highlighting his dance moves
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(20)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Going to a Chinese restaurant and don't speak Chinese? You'll just have to order off the English menu...at 10% extra per dish
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
There is nothing to stop the Chinese from messing with Neil Armstrong's footprints on the moon. Except for Clara Moskowitz
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
The best photo of "Happy Chinese tourists" pointing a finger at an apprehended "unemployed bag snatcher" that you will see today...or ever
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In traditional sign that Apple has a new iPhone coming, fake versions of iPhone 6's are already popping up in the Chinese market for $50 or less
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Panda Express is now selling orange chicken burritos, finally bridging two cuisines that have no business meeting: terrible Chinese fast food and terrible Mexican fast food
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You just don't know what you're getting when you buy Chinese produce. For example, this one packet of porcini mushrooms contained three species unknown to science
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Sat July 05, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Like to do things by rote? Think you could last more than a few days on a Chinese electronics assembly line?
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Thu July 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese spies are driving all over flyover states so they can steal GMO seeds out of the ground in what State Department is calling a massive and long-running economic espionage program. So watch where you spill your seed
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If France had had a Chinese auto parts market in 1914 or 1940, the world would have been very different today
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Tue July 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear insert name here, You can add college essays and transcripts to the list of cheaply made Chinese exports
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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Wed June 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US State Department funding bill amendment would rename DC street for prominent jailed Chinese dissident. Guess whose embassy is on that street?
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Chinese recycling tycoon treats 250 homeless New Yorkers to a free fancy lunch so he can "disprove the cliche image of rich Chinese spending money mostly on luxuries"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chinese bureaucrat fired for making employee give him piggyback ride in the rain so he didn't get his shoes wet, in proof that China now has at least SOME labor standards. Of course, the picture of said piggyback ride may have been a factor
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"You may have heard about the metal statue of Marilyn Monroe that is quietly resting in a Chinese scrapheap after a brief time in front of a Guigang mall. But the juxtaposition of Giant Metal Marilyn amid the garbage is only the tip of the weird"
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(Manufacturing.net)
 
 
 
Chinese companies are expanding and creating jobs, in the US
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
FCC issues highest fine in their history against Chinese firm for selling signal-jammers. Apparently the devices work by switching the phone's service over to AT&T
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new cheap Chinese cell phone has it all. Including pre-loaded spyware
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are one of the first thousand who can listen to an eccentric Chinese billionaire sing his own rendition of We Are The World, then you can get a free meal at a top New York restaurant
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chinese media warns citizens not to eat uninspected dog meat during annual summer solstice feasts. With photo of what uninspected dog meat might look like, so be warned
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese World Cup fan dies due to sleep deprivation, because there's no possibility something else might have gone down
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan feels envious of Vietnam as role model, mostly over how Vietnamese stand up to Chinese provocation over territorial claims while Japanese hesitate to confront China
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Chinese spies infiltrate Iowa
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Fri June 13, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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Wed June 11, 2014
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Philippine judge: Ancient Chinese maps debunk Beijing's sea claims. Sorry China, no South China Sea islands for you, it's written in stone
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Fri June 06, 2014
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Managers of the Mall of America are hoping they can entice Chinese tourists to fly all the way to Minnesota to buy a bunch of stuff made in China
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Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese company realizes that since Google Glass is just some off-the-shelf parts totaling less than $100, it can undercut Google by $1,000 and still make a 600% profit
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"I'm a shark, I'm a shark, suck my... wait, I'm a Chinese mini-sub? Well, darn. Let's try that again... 我是鯊魚,我是鯊魚,吮吸我的雞巴"
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(6)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
First 3-D printing company opens in North America. FARK: It displaces jobs held by Chinese workers
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(11)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
After cognac becomes smash hit in China despite increasing obscurity in the West, France hopes even more obscure armagnac and calvados can achieve similar status as Asian status symbol
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Thu May 29, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chinese banker discovers that police really don't like being taunted, especially about his drunk driving exploits
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer spends 10 years perfecting a suitcase that doubles as a motorized scooter and hell yes, you'd ride one (pics)
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are ever a Chinese baby and you fall out off a second-story window, just go real limp, because maybe people will try to catch you because, hey, free baby
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(51)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Us DOJ files criminal charges against 5 top Chinese military officials for massive industrial and cyber espionage against US companies. China says they'll get right on slapping some cuffs on these villains, then makes wanking motion
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