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Headlines matching 'CERN'
Sat February 04, 2012
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(E! Online) Silly Joe Francis sends Madonna cease and desist letter concerning her "Girls Gone Wild" song. "Mr. Francis has worked tirelessly for an excess of two decades to build his brand and to protect his trademark Girls Gone Wild"  (eonline.com) (92)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Mitt Romney says he "Mispoke" when he said that he "wasn't concerned about the very poor" and that what he meant to say was "I want to grind them up and use them for foodstuffs, no..wait..do over"  (washingtonpost.com) (138)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Reuters) Scary Crackers recalled due to egg allergen concerns, white people problems  (reuters.com) (49)


Wed February 01, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Repulsive gravity, previously thought by physicists to only emanate from your mom, may be key to understanding dark matter  (physorg.com) (55)
(LA Times) Followup Romney clarifies his position. It's not that he's not concerned with the poor, it's just that he's not going to do anything to help them. There. That makes it all better  (latimes.com) (350)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney follows up his decisive Florida primary win with another shot to the foot: I'm not concerned about the very poor...that's what the Democratic party is for  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (291)


Fri January 27, 2012
(IndyStar) Obvious Jim Irsay: Peyton's a politician who should keep his concerns "in house." Translation: Peyton's done in Indy  (indystar.com) (94)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine If you were planning on going to Olympics this year but were concerned that there wouldn't be enough infants and screaming babies present to make it a truly enjoyable experience, I've got some good news for you  (moms.today.msnbc.msn.com) (55)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Think Progress) Sick In a stunning display of rational discourse, Arkansas conservatives hold a productive town hall meeting with a local Democratic campaign manager about their concerns. Just kidding; they kill his cat and scrawl LIBERAL on it (warning: graphic)  (thinkprogress.org) (497)


Mon January 16, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Now that it's becoming obvious that the guy with the great teeth and fantastic hair is going to win the nomination, all those "concerns" over his religion are disappearing faster than a bowl of potato salad at a Baptist picnic  (wrcbtv.com) (258)


Tue January 10, 2012
(SFGate) Strange Outgoing Mississippi governor notes the lack of news stories concerning Southern Governors doing crazy things. Fixes that problem the only way he knows how  (sfgate.com) (95)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Stupid Can Obama win re-election as a mere-mortal? Or must he regain immortality and run again as the Messiah? Can he be the same Messiah, or a different Messiah? Someone sounds concerned  (washingtonpost.com) (101)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Amusing Displaced hoser tries to discern meaning of Canadian Christmas by listening to 12 straight hours of Canadian artists' greatest holiday albums and songs. "Why didn't anyone prepare me for how awful Rita MacNeil is?"  (avclub.com) (40)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Sappy Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(BBC) Interesting Japan decides to upgrade F-4 fleet to F-35's, citing the concerns over China, North Korea, Mothra  (bbc.co.uk) (120)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Ah, the old "my cousin is concerned about the size of his penis, let me see your penis" trick  (malvern.patch.com) (32)


Fri December 16, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Last month "OMG GLOBAL COFFEE SUPPLY ALMOST GONE." This month: Coffee prices plummet on over-supply concerns. SELL, MORTIMER, SELL  (businessweek.com) (34)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Discover) Interesting Results from CERN got you all Higgsed up? Here's an explanation that will hand your mass to you  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (49)
(Live Science) Interesting Physics geeks' blue bosons are aching as Higgs discovery remains juuust out of reach  (livescience.com) (34)


Thu December 08, 2011
(BBC) Interesting CERN reports having seen glimpse of Higgs boson next week. With classic picture of mad scientist from central casting  (bbc.co.uk) (50)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Turns out there's a good reason Republicans are so concerned about election fraud   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (127)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Space) Obvious Why hasn't the LHC found the Higgs boson? Aliens  (space.com) (42)
(New York Daily News) Followup "According to NFL Senior VP of public relations Greg Aiello, the league has no policy concerning players urinating on the sidelines"  (nydailynews.com) (38)
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Oddly enough, the ol' "Call colleges your daughter is applying to, pretend to be a concerned nurse, and warn them that a rival girl applying for acceptance is a lesbian with an untreated STD" strategy somehow backfired  (stuff.co.nz) (19)
(profootball talk) Sad In an age of concern over concussion and brain injury, the Pittsburgh Steelers are still 3/5's of a person   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (38)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Maybe neutrinos aren't traveling faster than light, says competing team. NERD FIGHT  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(Mother Jones) Silly Conservative blogger concerned that secret-Muslim turkeys may be eaten all over America this year  (motherjones.com) (270)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Increased use of GPS tracking devices: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Ubiquitous presence of surveillance cameras: Mild concern. Unfettered growth of license plate tracking cameras: Meh  (washingtonpost.com) (103)


Fri November 18, 2011
(BBC) Followup Neutrino experiment repeat at CERN finds the same results, though we all knew this would happen before they even hit the switch  (bbc.co.uk) (72)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sick Concerned Ohio conservatives provide helpful robocalls reminding Democrats to wait until after the election to vote  (huffingtonpost.com) (296)
(Fox News) Stupid All the world waits in anticipation, forgetting the crisis in Greece, throwing aside all concern over a nuclear threat from Iran, and we wonder--does Courtney Strodden have fake boobs?  (foxnews.com) (85)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Remember when the TSA rolled out those nude x-ray machines and glossed over cancer concerns? Yeah, about that  (mnn.com) (163)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Dallas News) Interesting Cowboys owner not concerned by loss: 'There is absolutely no alarm in me'. Apparently Jerry has no mirrors in his house  (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com) (64)


Thu October 27, 2011
(SNY) Silly Listening to concerns that their losing is due in part to their deep outfield demensions, the Mets respond by changing their outfield walls to blue. World Champions. 2012. Book it. Done  (metsblog.com) (27)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Time) Obvious Libyans have listened to the carefully voiced concerns of the world's bleeding hearts, have deliberately weighed the ramifications of their actions, and have an answer: We don't give a flying fark how Muammar Gaddafi died  (time.com) (212)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man reports UFO to police and points out that he isn't drunk or crazy, just concerned "it might be aliens or something"   (fairfieldcitizenonline.com) (32)


Mon October 17, 2011
(CNNGo) Ironic Concerns over the Taj Mahal's foundation have no foundation, says foundation  (cnngo.com) (42)
(CBS News) Followup Las Vegas Indy 300 drivers had safety concerns. Specifically, fiery crashes  (cbsnews.com) (104)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Einstein to CERN: BOOYA BIATCHES  (tech.mit.edu) (66)


Wed October 12, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting In surprising new study 80% of teen boys used a condom the first time they had sex. What's more surprising is why they were concerned about catching an STD on their hand  (cbsnews.com) (40)

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