Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		NBC making some big changes to the casting of "Parks and Rec" and "The Office", which you'd be concerned about if you actually watched either of those shows  (examiner.com)	(114)

(Politics Daily)		Life of US soldier in Baghdad saved, thanks to a concerned roommate and a stolen firing pin  (politicsdaily.com)	(178)
		Apparently the actual reporters at Fox News have become concerned that working for a network headlined by a ranting lunatic crybaby might be why no one takes them seriously as journalists  (washingtonpost.com)	(272)

With health care finally coming close to passage, Republicans resort to concern trolling House Democrats  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(251)

		Drive down Route 1 and take your pick of tribute bands covering the Beatles, because they're awesome but they're gone, U2, because they're around but expensive, and the Dave Matthews band, for no discernible reason  (boston.com)	(15)
(Some Dog Loving Guy)		Judge to rule if the case against vicious 10 year old dachshund should proceed or be dismissed. Vet tech "only concerned he might bite his owner or someone else" and in no way is seeking revenge on the animal  (coloradodaily.com)	(117)

Stop me if you heard this one before: Mets shut down SS Jose Reyes due to health concerns  (nj.com)

(20)

Former DWTS champ Apolo Ohno is concerned that Pamela Anderson may be too top-heavy to properly shake things up on the reality show  (bittenandbound.com)

(35)

(Some Guy)

Television journalist asks if being pulled underwater by a 12,000 pound whale is a cause for concern  (freedomedium.com)

(23)

(Some Guy)

Police officers are trained to discern the subtle clues that a driver may be intoxicated. Lane drift, slow reaction time, an entirely missing wheel  (m.cumberlink.com)

(31)

John Bolton is concerned that Obama's recent successes in Afghanistan are sending a signal of "weakness"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(185)

LHC to be switched on again last week    (news.bbc.co.uk)

(1718)

(Some Concerned Citizen)		Florida Concerned Citizens For Better State Government request you join them in a short state wide survey of how you feel our state government should progress. I see what they did there  (gulf1.com)	(39)
(Some Guy)		After openly admitting they have no idea if it's a valid concern, California politicians decide to slap radiation hazard labels on cell phones  (sanluisobispo.com)	(33)

(Some Guy)

Europe's LHC to run at half-energy, tightening race for Higgs. In related news, scientists across Europe have begun stockpiling crossbows    (blogs.sciencemag.org)

(34)

Woman finds love on Facebook after finding her playmate from first grade. He thinks she's great, but is still really concerned that she is still a carrier for cooties  (abcnews.go.com)

(103)

		Everybody's been so concerned about the writing on Palin's hand that they missed the stupid about 3 inches further down her arm  (dailykos.com)	(265)
		Federal Reserve concerned that economic growth maybe be coming back; making preparations to combat this worrisome development. Yes, really  (nytimes.com)	(36)
		Few species of photograph are as purely, simply awe-inspiring as those taken of-or from-the outer reaches of space. Case in point? Apollo 17 astronaut Eugene Cernan takes a ride on the moon, fulfilling dreams of nerds everywhere  (life.com)	(86)

New research finds that beer is good for your bones. In a related study, researchers concerned that Farkers are damn near indestructible  (abcnews.go.com)

(62)

		Everything you could ever want to know about time travel, at least until Dr Dan Streetmentioner finally publishes his handbook  (discovermagazine.com)	(75)
		Obama has a (carefully scripted) Q&A with (hand-selected) Democrats (who are in tough reelection races) to address their concerns (and give them lots of soundbites for their upcoming campaigns)  (blogs.wsj.com)	(134)

Ethics concerns may keep Bachmann from attending Tea Party convention, once someone tells her what 'ethics' means  (thehill.com)

(28)

Obama is disconnected from the concerns of the people, in much the same way Saturn's moons are disconnected from Madonna's nipples  (online.wsj.com)

(221)

(WLFI)

Haiti was warned in 2008 about the fault under Port-au-Prince, but the impoverished nation took little action, concerned about other major threats. Like, you know, famine  (wlfi.com)

(218)

(Miami Herald)

Free ID found, sold. Free convict uses Free ID for 32 years, worry free. Convict now no longer free or Free, while Free concern free. See?  (miamiherald.typepad.com)

(58)

Dutch court considers removing young girl sailor from her father's custody, concerned about her rudderless upbringing  (abcnews.go.com)

(40)

(Politifact)

A revisit of what Obama campaigned on concerning healthcare. Single-payer, death panels, unicorns notably absent  (politifact.com)

(79)

Philosophy professor concerned that the Simpsons may have affected the public's perception of nuclear power  (cbc.ca)

(150)

(wigantoday)

Elf and safety concerns at Santa's Grotto sees children turned away in tears  (wigantoday.net)

(56)

Nike unconcerned with Tiger's infidelities, note that he's living up to their "Just Do It" slogan better than ever  (guardian.co.uk)

(61)

'Frack' process to unlock fuel raises environmental concerns, possibility of Cylon attack  (chron.com)

(45)

Remember all the talk about the CERN Collider creating black holes? You don't? Well last night, Norwegians sure as hell did  (dailymail.co.uk)

(688)

In other news, grassroots movement seeks to establish secured detention facility in China for convicted Wall Street criminals due to, uh, let's go with "security concerns."  (theregister.co.uk)

(29)

Japan's huge stimulus package to be unveiled next week, amid concerns it will look so small in comparison with gigantic American stimulus package    (google.com)

(60)

After reading his ludicrous ideas on ways to reverse climate change, the Union of Concerned Scientists suggests Freakonomics author Steve Levitt should stick to writing about economics  (npr.org)

(68)

Concerned citizens of San Francisco: People are having sex outside at the leather fair. Leather men: Then we'll put up "sex tents." City supervisor: Sounds good to me  (sfgate.com)

(264)

		LHC power failure: "Maybe it was a birdy bread-bomber from the future"  (theregister.co.uk)	(55)
		"The annual Google search results show Australia to be a nation in love with vampires and the AFL, concerned by swine flu and the prospect of an Oasis break-up, and after croquembouche recipes or Pink tickets"  (theage.com.au)	(11)

(Some Large Hadron Collider)

Future LHC unsuccessful in sabotaging present LHC  (press.web.cern.ch)

(52)

		Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI DRUNK?) barred from communion over views on abortion rights, concerns that he'll drink all of the wine  (cnn.com)	(165)
		Countdown rounds up the best late night talk show laughs concerning Going Rogue, you betcha  (youtube.com)	(257)

		Just in case the LHC doesn't create a super massive black hole and ends the universe, here's what scientists are planning next  (newscientist.com)	(48)
		What nerd porn may look like  (boston.com)	(49)