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60 headlines found matching 'CERN'
Thu August 10, 2017
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Google robots are better at tech than humans, because humans are more concerned with relationships, less concerned with oxidization, and more likely to "pee"
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't worry, governor, I'm sure Trump is *really* concerned about the safety and well-being of Alaskans. Believe me
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As he tours his disaster-struck home district Speaker Paul Ryan faces a variety of questions from concerned constituents such as: Why do you suck? How could you suck SO badly? and, of course: Are you ever going to NOT suck?
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
People in every industry should be concerned about robots replacing us. AI submitted this with a beta headline
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Sun August 06, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Should we be concerned that diehard K-pop fans give pacifiers as thank-you gifts to their favorite female idols, who proceed to suck on them?
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Remove your news article about that hacker or your website will be DDoSed even harder." "Are you that hacker?" "What? No, why would you think that, I'm just some anonymous concerned citizen, now remove it or I will bomb you"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In today's NSS survey, 98% of UK businesses oppose a no-deal Brexit. The other 2% were apparently concerned a deal might spoil second Brexit
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo sounds concerned, very concerned
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since humans don't seem too concerned about it, the plants have taken it up on themselves to reduce global warming by absorbing more carbon dioxide while consuming less water
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ethics concerns fueled after Justice Department officials get a White House briefing
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Maryland brewers concerned that the state may be lagging in hop production, which would in turn force them to actually craft a variety of quality beers instead of just thinking up quirky plays on the word "hop" for their labels
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two senators from opposing parties caught talking about Trump on a hot mic: "He's crazy." "I'm worried." On concerns over the Budget Control Act hitting the defense budget: "I don't even think he knows there's a BCA"
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN concerned and confused over Trump's use of the English language, admitting it makes no sense and they're waiting for him to say "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois schools close for safety concerns... that snowflakes will stare at the sun during a solar eclipse
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
California will go its own way concerning dealing with climate change during the Trump Administration, requires solar panels on all homes and windmills on all farms. Why yes, Clownhall has a problem with this
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alaskans more concerned about local wildlife than North Korean missiles. Mynd you, møøse strikes Kan be pretti nasti
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Which side incites more violence concerning our national discourse, President Trump and the GOP or the progressives? Why not both?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Life and Style)
 
 
 
George Clooney moves himself and his family back to the United States because of security concerns
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The CERN Data Centre passes the 200-petabyte milestone. It hurt like hell, but had to be done to keep things moving
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Fed is concerned that the stock market is behaving irrationally. Perhaps Wall Street should take a cue from the president and be more... uh, never mind. Bad example
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Lawyer who reported Bernie and Jane Sanders to federal authorities concerning bank fraud now admits it was all hearsay, argues that hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Intergalactic illegal aliens, the true dreamers" These are the aliens we should be concerned about
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Mon July 03, 2017
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hovercraft linking Niagara to Toronto will likely be nixed due to noise concerns, eels
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP is into the politics of Erasure sometimes, not always. And they're not concerned with the drama they cause or how they may break the chains of love, not realizing if they showed us a little respect it doesn't have to be like that
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
To discern what fruit was ripe now for plucking? / Or if a fight wasn't worth getting stuck in? / Science has solved / That our color sense evolved / To tell if her blush meant she's ready for... something
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sony to start making records again 30 years after abandoning vinyl as demand for format surges. No word yet concerning 8-track tapes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NSA Director Mike Rogers is frustrated that Trump continues to believe the Kremlin over US intelligence agencies in their assessment that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Also concerned that Trump keeps muttering witch hunt under his breath
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Seattle's minimum wage hurting low-paid workers? Yeah, they're actually doing quite fine, thanks for the concern
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Symmetry Magazine)
 
 
 
At first I was like: "Wow. Howie Mandel has his own day now." Then I was like "WTF is a Howie Day? Then I was like "Cool: he must be brilliant or he wouldn't be performing at CERN, where Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented HTML and thus the web"
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Thu June 22, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists finally note a minor spelling error in the name of one the most important particle accelerators in hundreds of scientific papers. *nerd laugh*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is concerned that the DNC isn't sad, angry OR depressed about Ossoff's loss. So. Very. Concerned
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"American healthcare is at a crossroads. Where is the Democrats' bold vision? Beyond Sanders and Warren, no [D] seems especially concerned with articulating a rationale for the party, a reason millions of Americans should continually vote Democratic"
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The #1 concern on Mars is the same as on Earth. No, this isn't about beer
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Theresa May couldn't meet with Grenfell Tower victims due to security concerns. The Queen: "Hold my crown"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of rounds fired in attempted thrill killings leave some neighbors concerned about violence. You don't say
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Sat June 03, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Conservatives are gravely concerned about the message Elon Musk is making by stepping down from Trump's advisory board on climate change. Just kidding. They're calling him a hypocrite for flying in private jets
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This news is sure to cause some serious Hadrons in the Geek tab
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Age is just a number, but 12 of MLB's 30 stadiums were built before 1995 and are now raising structural safety concerns
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security Advisor says he "would not be concerned" if Kushner pushed for covert communication links with the Russian government. Let that sink in for a moment. National. Security. Advisor, my ass
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At Buckingham Palace, the Changing of the Guard ceremony was cancelled over security concerns. So... those guys just have to stay out there then?
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Tue May 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan: Trump needs to be removed from office. While in agreement, subby is also concerned about the coming zombie threat
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's time we take the cute gloves off concerning White House pets and rank them for how cool or weird they really were. Subby's going to bow to Satan, President John Adams' mixed-breed dog
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Wed May 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Da Bears announce one of their big concerns with their new QB is that he sells enough Bears jerseys
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans concerned
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes takes a break from whining about being an oppressed white Christian male to voice his grave concerns about fat-shaming women
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's most pressing concern after learning Comey got fired by President Trump? "We need a fair and timely confirmation process to fill the FBI director's position"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Clapper, on whether he ever found a situation where Trump business interests in Russia gave him concern: "Not in the course of the preparation of the intelligence community's assessment". Which is a somewhat different answer than "No"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Handheld screen use by toddlers now linked to speech delays. Parents should become concerned when their child's first words are "Super Mario Brothers"
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Daily Fail columnist tells Fox and Friends that she was very concerned about the amount of diversity at Macron's victory rally
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wikileaks (in no way affiliated with Russia) is concerned that 4chan's fake news attack on the French Election is in reality an attack on Russia
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Thu May 04, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie tries to white knight President Trump over Stephen Colbert's jokes about the commander in chief. "My concern is: Where's the outrage?"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Athletic commission might remove some old track and field records because of doping concerns. MLB puts hands in pockets, walks away whistling
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Leader of the Free world raises concerns with Vladimir Putin over persecution of gay people in Chechnya
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Republicans are very, very concerned about Stephen Colbert's possible use of a homophobic slur
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Tue May 02, 2017
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYPD drill atop the Brooklyn Bridge sparks concern from onlookers, Gwen Stacy
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Fri April 28, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
North Carolina lawmakers vote to protect drivers who run into protesters, ignoring a colleague's concern they would appear a bunch of 'dumb rednecks'
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents concerned after more than 100 vultures start hanging out on elementary school grounds. Then again it's Robert E, Lee Elementary, so maybe it's just karma
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the mainstream media's headline is reading like a Fark headline there might be cause for concern
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
President Baby Trump brings his largest bathtub toy to South Korea as China agrees action MUST be taken concerning Kim Jong-un and his nuclear toys
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women express concern over the rise of "stealthing," a new trend in which men remove their condom mid-intercourse without the woman's consent. And by "new trend," of course, we mean someone online heard of someone doing this once
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