Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'CEO'

Headlines matching 'CEO'

Fri May 18, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		If you choose a CEO with no qualifications beyond "a guy you met kite-surfing in Malibu," the government might realize you're running a scam. Or Yahoo (sec.gov)	(12)

Tue May 15, 2012

	Goodwill gets a new CEO. Early reports suggest she was lured in by an extremely generous used sweater and broken TV compensation package (jsonline.com)	(28)
	Ousted Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson will not receive any severance package for being forced to resign, and will have to make do with only the $7 million in cash and stock options he got paid four months ago (money.cnn.com)	(35)
(Some Guy)	"Investor" is planning on putting his daughter's entire $25,000 college fund into Facebook IPO. "If it goes the Google route, I'll be in good shape" (businessinsider.com)	(217)
	JPMorgan CEO Jamie "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" Dimon stripped of his board chairmanship and smug-ass grin (latimes.com)	(58)
	You won't BELIEVE what we packed into this video. CEOs Gone Wild. Watch in horror as old white men do lines of coke off a hooker's ass (cnbc.com)	(3)
	Forbes names "the worst CEO of a large publicly traded American company today," and four others who should already be fired. Subby suggests firing whoever split this into 3 pages (forbes.com)	(22)

Mon May 14, 2012

Chesapeake CEO says he'd welcome Icahn, has cheezburger (ajc.com)

(7)

Sun May 13, 2012

Your Yahoo search "CEO" yielded no results (chicagotribune.com)

(21)

Fri May 11, 2012

		Toyota CEO repeats Charlie Chaplin quote to reporters, saying his best car is "the next one." Japan's population of Chaplin experts heatedly claim their hero never said it (blogs.wsj.com)	(12)
(AP)		Yahoo CEO says he couldn't have put false information on his resume because he never gave Yahoo a resume (enterprisenews.com)	(29)

Wed May 09, 2012

		In between dinner with Fortune and foreclosing on troops, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon finds time to claim credit for everything good in the world, blame Occupy Wall Street for everything bad, and say CEOs are victims of discrimination (huffingtonpost.com)	(41)
		Disney is wasting no time cashing in on the Avengers thrill ride. Actually, it's not a ride. It's more like over priced hats and tee shirts, but you get the idea (bloomberg.com)	(10)
		War on CEOs™ claims another victim as Shareholder's Spring gets into full swing (huffingtonpost.com)	(13)

Sun May 06, 2012

AT&T CEO to its customers: Stop using data, you are costing me money (bits.blogs.nytimes.com)

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Sat May 05, 2012

RIM announces it will still include physical keyboards, rotary dials on its new line of wireless phones (finance.yahoo.com)

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Fri May 04, 2012

		After being completely ignored because of Wednesday's 3OT game in Washington, both Nashville & Phoenix agree to do the smart thing & be the only teams playing tonight. Faceoff @ 7:30 Eastern (tsn.ca)	(318)
		Chicago radio station finds that Rod Blagojevich has a face that can stop traffic (upi.com)	(5)
		Yahoo admits it made error regarding CEO's background. They should have Googled him (forbes.com)	(36)

Wed May 02, 2012

Pfizer hoping their new Alzheimer, blood thinner and arthritis drugs will pillage the competition (bloomberg.com)

(17)

Tue May 01, 2012

What passes for "reform" on Wall Street. Proxy advisory service: It's okay to pay the CEO of JP Morgan $23 million/year, but you really should cut his job responsibilites in half (cnbc.com)

(9)

Sat April 28, 2012

(Some Guy)

Last year, GM awarded its CEO $7.7M in compensation - and used its proxy statement to complain that the government kept them from paying even more (ksdk.com)

(60)

Thu April 26, 2012

If you're a CEO telling your employees the company needs to mature, it might be a good idea to ease up on the beer (news.cnet.com)

(30)

Wed April 25, 2012

Even Ericsson's CEO doesn't understand why they are still in business (marketwatch.com)

(7)

Mon April 23, 2012

Top Comcast executives agree to salary cut, fewer stock options, their homes downgraded to basic cable (latimes.com)

(30)

Sun April 22, 2012

How did Wal-Mart expand to be Mexico's largest employer so rapidly? (reuters.com)

(69)

Fri April 20, 2012

Obama's anti-business agenda has gotten so bad, CEO pay rose to 380 times average employee income last year (dailykos.com)

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Wed April 18, 2012

		Citigroup shareholders make history by becoming the first Wall St. shareholders to reject the executives' compensation packages (marketday.msnbc.msn.com)	(150)
		Us: Yippie ki-yay, motherfarkers (finance.yahoo.com)	(7)

Mon April 16, 2012

		North American predator loss leaves Aliens unchecked, Santorum pulls out, and Best Buy CEO bones something other than his company: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/8 - 4/14 (fark.com)	(8)
		Last minute deal to save Hostess goes stale (nypost.com)	(35)
		How the CEO of Starbucks makes coffee at home, a necessity since his coffee at work sucks (businessweek.com)	(175)

Sun April 15, 2012

		Big trouble in Riverdale as Archie Comics' two CEOs fight each other for control of company (nytimes.com)	(47)
(Bye Buy)		Like the former CEO's staffer, here is a list of Best Buy stores that are getting boned (pr.bby.com)	(122)

Thu April 12, 2012

Former Best Buy CEO Brian Dunn may have resigned for boning something other than his company (startribune.com)

(36)

Tue April 10, 2012

YA HO O (chicagotribune.com)

(16)

Sat April 07, 2012

Treasury freezes pay for CEOs at Ally Financial, GM, AIG. Congress' automatic pay increases still on track, of course (news.yahoo.com)

(33)

Tue April 03, 2012

"I'm the most underpaid executive in the history of executive payment," says CEO who's about to cash in $125 million worth of options after driving his stock price down 75% (forbes.com)

(28)

Thu March 29, 2012

		Augusta National refuses to invite women for membership. Augusta National always offers the CEO of IBM an invitation of membership. IBM just hired a woman as CEO. Hilarity to ensue in 3...2...1 (sports.yahoo.com)	(73)
		Amazon CEO wants to raise sunken Apollo 11 engines from Atlantic Ocean sound stage (sfgate.com)	(30)
		Last year, Bank of America's CEO made nearly 10x the national average salary - on just his corporate aircraft reimbursements (msnbc.msn.com)	(51)

Wed March 28, 2012

Far from over, gold should rally to nearly $2,000 (cnbc.com)

(21)

Sun March 25, 2012

Starbucks CEO flays Washington for not creating jobs. After firing 26,000 employees from his company (theatlantic.com)

(58)

Fri March 23, 2012

This means Mark Cuban automatically becomes owner and the Padres payroll balloons to $60 mil. Right? Right? Oh God it's hard being a Padres fan (nbcsandiego.com)

(33)

Thu March 22, 2012

McDonald's CEO to follow the same fate as the McDLT (reuters.com)

(34)

Wed March 21, 2012

		Founder of C-SPAN stepping down as CEO. Has plans to start another similarly exciting network tentatively called The Paint Drying Channel (content.usatoday.com)	(24)
		In these difficult economic times, you'll be comforted to know that more CEOs than ever have surpassed the "earning more than $50 million per year" mark (usatoday.com)	(155)

Thu March 15, 2012

		Goldman Sachs loses $2.2 billion market cap after NYT Op-Ed piece (businessweek.com)	(184)
(Some Guy)		Lubbock Planned Parenthood CEO arrested for taking his little Richard out to play at the park (kcbd.com)	(101)

Wed March 14, 2012

In banking terms, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon just told Ben Bernanke to go fark himself (cnbc.com)

(37)

Thu March 08, 2012

Chrysler now worth $7.5 billion, a 56 percent gain from its 2010 value of $4.8 billion. CEO declines salary and bonus for second straight year (reuters.com)

(32)

Wed March 07, 2012

		Worried about your 10 shares of Merck losing a point or two during yesterday's market sell off? Well, the 20 richest people on the planet lost a total of $11.3 billion (businessweek.com)	(25)
(Some Guy)		CEO realizes Asus makes zero profit on $799 UltraBooks. Suggests slashing price to $499 to better undercut the MacBook Air, and making it up on volume (theverge.com)	(44)

Wed February 29, 2012

		JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, who made $23 million last year, thinks journalists, who average $43,780 per year, are ridiculously overpaid (huffingtonpost.com)	(161)
		Netflix CEO says the service will become more and more like a cable channel. They've already gotten off to a great start by alienating most of their customers (hollywoodreporter.com)	(53)
		L.A. Kings' Dustin Penner drops the gloves, heads to court for faceoff against wife (tmz.com)	(15)
		If you're a Chase customer with less than $100,000 in your account, they really don't want your business because you're no longer profitable (bloomberg.com)	(77)

Tue February 28, 2012

Have a heart, the banks are the real victims here (bloomberg.com)

(26)

Fri February 24, 2012

Into the Gap (finance.yahoo.com)

(29)

Thu February 23, 2012

Six months after the raid, Feds still haven't charged Gibson Guitars with a crime, and no competitors using the same woods in union states have been raided (reason.com)

(169)

Wed February 22, 2012

The CEO of AT&T is--...take a whopping pay c--...failed deal to ta--...T-Mobile (huffingtonpost.com)

(19)

Tue February 21, 2012

		Gen Y is coming to the rescue. No this is not an OWS article, it's a CEO article (finance.yahoo.com)	(66)
		Not news: Fast food CEO works a shift at one of his restaurants for an episode of "Undercover Boss". Fark: He's so shocked by the abusive behavior of the shift manager that he breaks cover and confronts him (w/photos & video) (dailymail.co.uk)	(290)

Thu February 16, 2012

Nobody wants to be a CEO anymore, just get paid like one (businessnewsdaily.com)

(15)

Wed February 15, 2012

Apple CEO Tim Cook announces plans to improve conditions at his slave shop. Wait a second, didn't he say just a week ago that nothing was wrong with them? (cnn.com)

(81)

Sat February 11, 2012

Grower payment scandal claims jobs of Diamond Foods CEO and CFO, leaves farmers wanting to cut their nuts off (reuters.com)

(8)

Wed February 08, 2012

RIAA CEO, in a thoughtful op-ed on SOPA opponents, fairly points out that they were probably all criminals (nytimes.com)

(585)

Sat February 04, 2012

Sunoco CEO steps down after company posts $660 million loss. An oil company losing money? It's almost as inexplicable as a cotton candy stand in a carnival going broke (washingtonpost.com)

(35)

Fri February 03, 2012

"Cry me a freaking river," says Komen's new CEO about totally coincidental new policy to defund groups beginning with 'P' and rhyming with "bland parenthood" (jezebel.com)

(147)

Thu February 02, 2012

		They've managed to make a trailer for The Phantom Menace that makes the film look even worse than it is. Check out the voiceover work on this one (denofgeek.com)	(148)
		Zynga CEO says they didn't copy another company's game, they just evolved it "in revolutionary ways", like changing the color scheme (blogs.reuters.com)	(24)
		American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees (upi.com)	(9)

Wed February 01, 2012

Skyrim: The Andy Richter voiceover reel (youtube.com)

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Mon January 30, 2012

CEO of government-owned bank decides he doesn't need that £963,000 bonus after all, would rather not go through life with everyone in the country hating his guts (bbc.co.uk)

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