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88 headlines found matching 'CEO'
Mon January 15, 2018
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airbnb CEO proudly lists some of the shiatholes you can rent through them
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Think that Florida kid who won the $451 million lottery drawing is a big deal? Jeff Bezos has already made $10 billion this year
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Even CEOs in the food industry will tell you it's pretty much safe to ignore all the expiration dates on your foods
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Fri January 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so it begins. Subby would like to remind you that the CEO of Nestlé is on record for claiming that access to water is not a human right
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. Entertainment CEO Kevin Tsujihara finally admits what has been painfully obvious the past five years "We can't do what Disney's done"
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore hospital CEO is profoundly sorry that you were offended by a woman wearing only a hospital gown being dumped curbside on a frigid night. Is also deeply apologetic and begs forgiveness for some bystander recording it on their cellphone
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Thu January 11, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
What has to be the most Atlanta - esque headline ever. Guess the Real Housewives, Hip Hop Atlanta, or Walking Dead crowd was too busy
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(Marriott)
 
 
 
Marriott CEO issues lengthy apology after a survey listed Tibet and Taiwan as "Countries", which prompted the Chinese government to take down Marriott apps and websites
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Even Bill Simmons thinks the Patriots are having locker room problems due to Brady's attitude
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Intel announces new chip immune to Spectre, but not Spooky Action at a Distance
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Chinese don't want to lend money to Trump, either
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Red Robin CEO, who makes 145x the Federal minimum wage, fires all busboys to offset minimum wage increases that voters approved
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sears CEO Eddie Lampert warns creditors that his company "will consider all other options" if they don't agree to renegotiate the company's debt..and by that he means the company's ONE other option: shutting down
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box CEO: My robots can make it even if you unemployed burger-flippers can't afford to order it
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(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Creditors fighting over Gazillion assets in game developer's bankruptcy. Not sure how they went bankrupt if they have a gazillion assets, but the game industry is pretty cutthroat
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sen. Grassley won't release full transcript of Fusion GPS CEO's testimony on the Russia investigation because releasing it could jeopardize the integrity of the committee's work. This, despite selectively leaking parts of it to support his side
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone has created a 'Virtual Reality Gas Pump Training Program' for Oregonians
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
JC Penney CEO warns Sears: we're coming for your appliance business. Sears grumbles, asks if JC Penney can spare a dollar for bus fare
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently the CEO of Intel was very concerned about company's chip vulnerability, so concerned he sold off $24 million in company stock
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
As we step through the Black Mirror, your kids' mobile apps are listening to what is being played in the background such as movies and TV shows to fine-tune advertising. But not voice. Promise
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Fri December 29, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Jets extend contracts for head coach Todd Bowles, general manager Mike Maccagnan because they're really, really good -- at losing
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Thu December 28, 2017
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
This is the reason you don't put a restaurant in every city and town in the country and clog the market (Warning: Slideshow)
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A leaning tower in Pisa? Pretty cool. A leaning skyscraper in San Francisco? Not so cool
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Fri December 22, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but it turns out the CEO of the Miss America pageant may be a misogynist
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Penske buys Rolling Stone magazine. Costanza to organize the file
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Thu December 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon just sold $100 million of WWE shares to fund the XFL sequel. I'd say he's got no chance in hell, but the last time I mocked a McMahon failure, she got a cabinet position
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Papa Johns. Same ingredients. New CEO
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Wed December 20, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick has finally had enough of Tom Brady's snake oil salesman
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Tue December 19, 2017
(The Outline)
 
 
 
Scammy startups are paying writers in shady cryptocurrency, aka Shiatcoin
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Erotic shopping empire is strapped for cash and needs cash to plug leaking bottom line
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Thu December 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: an op-ed in the Washington Post urging lawmakers to take immediate action on DACA and grant legal protections to "Dreamers". Fark: Jointly written by Apple CEO Tim Cook and GOP mega-donor Charles Koch
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Isn't the state and local tax deduction on federal taxes basically a subsidy of the higher-tax states by the feds?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Soylent founder steps down as CEO, looks to bring in new people to make the product better
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want some good news about the GOP Tax Bill? According to the CEO of one of the largest coal mining companies in the US, the late Senate revisions to the bill will destroy the entire coal industry. Congrats, coal companies - you played yourself
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
What does the CEO of Walmart do to earn his pay? Renaming Wal-Mart Stores inc to Walmart Inc
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Mon December 04, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump ally calls Mueller investigation 'existential threat to Trump presidency,' offers insight into wetness of water and the pain of playing Roshambo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State makes a commitment to play to win the game
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg surveys CEOs, who claim that tax cuts will trickle down...into their stock dividends
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle founder steps down as CEO and then takes another step, and another, and then runs for the bathroom to spend more time with his E. coli
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US Federal Reserve is considering starting a digital currency. That's the joke
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Tue November 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arkansas cuts off Medicaid funds to Planned Parenthood after court says they can
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
On January 11th, 2017, less than ten days from Trump's inauguration, "The Dark Prince" met with the CEO of a Russian investment fund to establish a back channel between Putin and Trump
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
MLB revenues exceed $10 billion for the first time. Yankees' beer concessions still holding steady at $1.7 billion
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Wed November 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon says Dems need to find a pro-rich candidate to run in 2020 and hints that he might be available, delusional
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Take my beers and that's not nearly all, Oh tainted yeast
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Female Hewlett Packard CEO to step down. No, not that one. This one took a steaming wreck of a company and turned it into something salvageable
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yes, you unwashed cretins, you can totally trust CEOs to invest in the economy more with their tax cuts -- the same CEOs you can't trust to say whether or not they will
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like a heart attaaaack, at a Heart Association conference. It's needing a stent, when you're AHA President. It's being a cardiologist, but needing one yourself. Who would have thought it, tickers
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Top Trump economic adviser: "Put your hands up if you're going to increase investment when you get your tax cuts." Room full of CEOs: *crickets*
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Virtual nation has launched itself into space
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a rather unconventional PR move Keurig CEO decides the best way to move forward amidst their Sean Hannity's Fox News program advertisement controversy is to piss off everybody
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Equifax CEO to Congress: "I have no farking clue if your personal data on our servers are encrypted"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I'll see your silly Ferrari and raise you a self-healing Lamborghini
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Cretaceous shark spotted swimming off the coast of Portugal. Cratunkulous shark still missing
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Sat November 11, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Highest paid federal employee gets a raise. No not him
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch is totally uninterested in buying CNN, which is why he met twice with AT&T's CEO to discuss it. Also, this has nothing to do with the government blocking the merger between AT&T and Time Warner unless it gets rid of CNN
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank CEO: Robots are going to take your jobs, especially those of accountants. Please, will somebody think about the accountants
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the proposed T-Mobile, Sprint merger? Well, both companies have just hung up
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
CEOs get to fly in cool biz jets, but the really cool guys have spare jets along just in case
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Thu November 02, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: "Coding should be a required course in all schools." I agree, I had to learn Visual Basic in elementary school and that has never failed to impress
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Wed November 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Papa John's CEO cites NFL protests as cause for declining sales and not the greasy-haired CEO who keeps creeps up the commercials
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Tue October 31, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Geoge Takei responding to Kevin Spacey allegations: gay or straight, a dick's a dick...err wait, that didn't come out right
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Mon October 30, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corona beer owner set to buy into world's largest cannabis grower. Every time you huff a blunt, a Corona gets its lime
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Google's CEO promises to drop everything and fix: A) Search engine algorithms linking to fake news; B) Misogyny on Google Plus; C) A cheeseburger emoji
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Billionaire pharma CEO who funded anti-cannabis campaign charged with bribing doctors to prescribe opioids; will probably still receive lighter sentence than some guy busted with a dime bag
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical CEO arrested for opioid kickback scheme
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
AI is learning human behaviour from watching Youtube videos. God help us if it starts reading the comments
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Company in charge of Puerto Rico cleanup acts all "Presidential", then thinks better of it and later apologizes
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Wed October 25, 2017
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
New survey says 7 in 10 seniors are targeted for fraud. The other three have not yet signed up for Medicare
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Tue October 24, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In yet another blow to the retirement planning efforts of lower and middle class Americans, the cost of a Mega Millions lottery ticket is about to double
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Nye says his climate change education efforts have failed
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Mon October 16, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Proving he's still learned nothing, Pharma Bro trolls the press
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Sat October 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why does the CEO of Pinterest take an ice bath everyday? 1. Because he officially has too much money? 2. He doesn't want to have any more kids and he doesn't have the balls to tell his wife? 3. Some sort of new age nonsense? Yes, it's #3
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Sun October 08, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In an attempt to have repeat customers, a rehab CEO allegedly tried to sell heroin and fentanyl to the addicts the facility was designed to heal
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Awkward: borrowing money from your boss. Failure: borrowing money from your CEO just to keep the doors open. Fark: ...again
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're a CEO on Undercover Boss and promise on-air to pay for an employee's wedding, you better not get cold feet
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man charters company plane to bring emergency supplies to Puerto Rico. Hero tag trumps Florida tag, just this once
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Air CEO says they'll "never lose money again", now that the four remaining airlines can collude and charge for everything short of cabin pressurization. For now
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
'Hey, hey, hey, it's me, Equifax. Honestly, honey, it's you I've always loved. Won't you give me another chance? Please? I swear I won't cheat on you again.' - New Equifax CEO
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Wed September 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Equifax CEO has unfurled his golden parachute to the tune of $18.4 million
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Equifax CEO decides now would be a perfect time to retire
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People have realized the Big 4 tech companies can be a threat, and it's about f**cking time
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Sat September 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pruitt's EPA: I agree with my mining CEO buddy over here: these farking salmon have had it too easy for too long
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ryanair CEO thinks flying a plane is easy, and that's true. Anyone can fly a plane, but it takes a certain set of skills to land (safely)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin ain't worth the paper it's not printed on
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Thu September 21, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The last honest pizza" sells out
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Panera's founder and CEO challenges CEOs of McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King to eat every breakfast, lunch, and dinner from their own restaurant's kids' menu for seven days
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