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44 headlines found matching 'CEO'
Thu May 28, 2015
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's CEO to customers: Come check out our new buns
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Problem: McDonald's has reported 11 straight months of declining sales. New CEO's Solution: Stop reporting monthly sales. Ta Da
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media CEOs are "the highest-paid executives in America." Man, those $5 bills sure must pile up every month
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Thu May 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators, whose shares dropped 62% this year after a 60 Minutes expose on the high level of formaldehyde in its flooring products and a criminal probe for illegal lumber importation, says it CEO just resigned "unexpectedly"
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oklahoma U geologists: Fracking injection wells are causing the 500-fold increase in earthquakes. Oil company CEO to OU dean: Have these people fired
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Oh, it's just some liberal rag ranting about "Vampire CEOs" sucking value from the economy
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Eater)
 
 
 
Guess which company has the highest paid CEO in fast-food? Trick question- there are two co-CEOs tied at #1
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Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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Mon May 11, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Cable companies do too good of a job scaring people about Net Neutrality, must now calm down investors before they drop their stock price even more
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina, GOP presidential candidate and former Hewlett Packard CEO: "I believe in states' rights. They're within their rights to legalize marijuana, and they're conducting an experiment I hope the rest of the nation is looking closely at"
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CEO rids Zappos of manager roles, job titles and... hey, where is everybody going?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Note to future POTUS Clinton: When talking up a trade deal and how it's good for the US labor market, don't use the CEO of a major outsourcer of jobs to help talk the deal up
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
SurveyMonkey CEO died of A: Self inflicted gunshot wound, B: Electrocuted in a freak swimming pool accident, or C: Falling while exercising?
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Twitter posts 1Q loss of $162 million. CEO spreads the blame around to 140 different characters
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Caché employees, The bad news: We are bankrupt. The good news: I can assure you that I'll be fine. Toodles, your Caché CEO
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: CEO Chris Ruddy, who has given over $1M to the Clinton foundation, defends the charity and the Clintons' ethics, dismissing the new book "Clinton's Cash" as a paid conservative hit piece. What the Fark?: He is the CEO of Newsmax
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Sat April 25, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The annual salary for the CEO of Wal-Mart dropped 24%. Now he's only getting $19.06 million a year
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Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
GE boss Jeff Immelt: No, we won't be releasing the emails detailing our purchase of shares in Amalgamated Hillary Clinton, Inc
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Fri April 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angie's List CEO to step down. Company says he performed well on financial issues but was unable to delegate. Overall, they would probably use him again
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Wed April 15, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Female CEO says she will move to Canada if a woman is elected President
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Tue April 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Crazy liberal wants to slash CEO's pay by more than 90% and raise company's minimum wage to $70,000. Bonus: This person IS the CEO
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
CEO of medical marijuana company who was suing the state of Illinois unexpectedly dies. No word if it was an overdose on his own wares
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Help us, Carly Fiona, you're our only hope
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO behind forcing Christians to stop believing in Christianity and learn to start loving the gays, at least in Indiana
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Fri April 03, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
After two years of collecting $8.8 million yearly salary, RadioShack CEO assesses new merger and sprints out the door
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz drops the mic
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Sun March 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America cuts CEO pay by 7%. Which is exactly the same percentage of people with home mortgages who still haven't gone through foreclosure
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Starbucks was always going to end #RaceTogether cups after a week, claim company officials, who went on to note that we've always been at war with EastAsia
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Gen Con)
 
 
 
GenCon CEO sent a sternly worded letter to Indiana Governor Mike Pence over SB101
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Mon March 23, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
A taco stuffed with chili and wrapped in a Fritos shell will be launched in a few test markets this year, Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol said: "I always joke with people that the Fritos' destiny was to be in a taco,"
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Thu March 19, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"49ers CEO: Team 'got away' from 'core strengths' under Jim Harbaugh." What, losing?
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Tue March 17, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO David Wells has a moment of clarity a couple of weeks too late
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
2,600 Target workers find out that the bulls eye drawn on their back is not just the store logo
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In the future, SkyMall will once again grace the passenger seats of your airline. In an interesting twist, the new CEO promises that it will offer products "that people actually want to buy"
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Sat February 28, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears loses $159 million in the 4Q, but CEO sees hope in the smaller declines. Which is like the Cubs manager praising the team for only losing a game by 5 runs
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Sat February 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's racist, hateful comments about President Obama have resulted in his no longer being welcome at Starbucks
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Sun February 08, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns pen companies to expect a lot of red ink
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Sat February 07, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
CEO steps down - to focus on her freshman year in high school
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is resisting calls for him to run for the White House, although he says the idea has been percolating for quite a while
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Fri February 06, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO admits he sucks at dealing with trolls, most likely because he doesn't want to alienate the majority of his users
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The CEO of Gallup admits that the unemployment rate touted by every president in modern history is just a big, fat lie. And, of course, Obama does it WORSE THAN ANYBODY
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Fri January 30, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Franken to Natural Gas CEOs: You better farking believe you didn't build that
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