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96 headlines found matching 'CEO'
Fri June 24, 2016
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is securing key endorsements from high-powered Republican executives
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Ventura County Star)
 
 
 
Former Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo won't face fraud lawsuit by federal prosecutors. Bernie Madoff: What's that lawyer's number?
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blockbuster didn't disappear because of Netflix, it died because their CEOs didn't understand the business was entertainment, not retail
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Fri June 17, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Goodwill employee can't recall exactly what he stole, but thinks it may have included 3 swords, 50 lbs of jewelry, 3 fur jackets, 4 drums and a nightstand
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CEO of a tech company is moving his operations, from Kansas to Missouri, saying "Nowhere has there been as thorough an implementation of Laffer's policy recommendations (as in KS)- and nowhere has there been as dramatic a failure of government"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Top Facebook exec predicts that FB communication will be entirely video-based in five years, with no need for typing, reading, or basic literacy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg: "I am not a lizard." That's exactly what a secret lizard person would say
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Livemint)
 
 
 
Advice for globetrotting CEOs when asked about that Trump guy include "Ya got me", "pfft, who knows?" and "LOL we're all screwed"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Being found sleeping at work. Very bad: By the CEO. Very very bad: Who takes a selfie with you and posts it to Twitter
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Larry Page has secretly spent $100 million of his own money building flying cars. Yes, everyone needs a hobby
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When doing a voiceover recording saying there is a gun, make sure it is in a recording studio instead of out in the open in the building it is being recorded at
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Dropbox's CEO definitely thinks his company is worthy of its 10 billion dollar valuation, which reassures investors about as much as their mom saying they're handsome
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the worst restaurant you've ever been to?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people who brought you stack ranking, aka "rank and yank," have come up with an equally innovative solution to the problem of the annual raise in a low-inflation environment. GE: We bring good things to the CEO's life
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kimbo Slice has fought his last fight
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A dinner between Intel's CEO and Donald Trump was abruptly cancelled after the invitation was leaked to the press on Thursday and the company issued a press release stressing the CEO is not endorsing anyone for president
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My dad is retiring, says I can take over the cult he founded. Unfortunately, I haven't paid much attention to all that religious mumbo-jumbo. Any advice?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons named CEO of Siemens, promptly builds a robotic army of NOPE to attack Tom Selleck
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean has naked sex cruise available for couples only. No sex with the crew or in the dining room
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ryanair cuts down its 108 separate baggage fees ( yes, you read that right ) to just six. CEO: "We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Sharks player claims that the Penguins are winning because Sidney Crosby cheats on faceoffs. No mention of when the Sharks are actually going to start shooting the puck
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Thu June 02, 2016
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California pension fund CEO sentenced for bribery. Financial profession shocked - There are still people who have pensions?
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Oil CEO's are overpaid because they get compensated based on production, not profit. That's kind of like paying a pitcher based on how many pitches he throws, regardless of how many are strikes
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I get bored listening to music while I run, so I thought of a new idea: a playlist of great movie trailers which get you pumped. Recommendations?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Staples CEO steps down after failed merger with Office Depot. Guess it wasn't so easy after all
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
CEO falsely claims to be a lawyer, fakes documents, fabricates lawsuits, conjures up a non-existent judge, gets caught, pays victims a half-million settlement and blames it all on an unnamed co-worker. Ta-da
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company is banking that millennials with cash to spare will willingly ingest charcoal
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"A new study suggests that Americans don't believe the AI revolution is quite here yet, with 54 percent claiming to have never interacted with such a system"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Disney CEO gives Bernie Sanders a big ol' mug of STFU
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Chevron says that 2016 will be a tough year because of the crude oil slump. CEO admits he'll have to give up his personal trainer just to keep being able to pay the salaries of his chauffeur and butler
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yahoo spends $500,000 on security for CEO Marissa Mayer to protect her from possible stalkers, potential terrorists, stockholders opening the annual report
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How's that minimum wage working out for everyone?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New data indicates 33% of American malls are doomed to shutter permanently
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
AMC orders 'Heroes And Villains: The History Of Comic Books' series from 'The Walking Dead' creator Robert Kirkman
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's something about this that's so bad, it's like how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad. Zero stars from Charity Navigator. Mr National Vietnam Veterans Foundation... zero... point... zero
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
To underscore the value of a better job, a worker who moves from minimum wage to an average salaried job will cut their pay gap with the CEO from 819x to a paltry 335x
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising is when you are a self-defense store CEO and you demo your stun gun and pepper spray products on yourself
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Fri May 13, 2016
(640K of ram)
 
 
 
Collection of famous last words in underestimating the competitor. "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share," said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in 2007, speaking to the USA Today. "No chance"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Drew talks about Facebook trending, news aggregation, and how a website could manipulate the system to fix elections. (Link goes to commercial-free raw audio)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Continued losses at Lumber Liquidators are eating away the company like a cancer
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare reveal trailer gets a record 450,000+ dislikes in a few days, Activision CEO responds with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a multi-billion dollar robotic ghost town under construction in New Mexico where autonomous schools, cars and buildings will be the only residents
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's merger idea - Apple should buy Tesla ... and make Elon Musk CEO
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
34% of San Francisco residents are ready to leave because of traffic and housing costs. The other 66% want to stay because they finally got used to putting on a heavy coat before going out in the middle of summer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're stuck in a rut, you've got a pet duck, your story is lacking, but all you hear is quacking. Welcome to the Fark Writers Thread, where all your dreams get turned into terrible, awful, not-very good slash-fic. THIS is Fark's Writers Thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not News: "I would go out there and make their life miserable. I would do whatever it took to make them leave." News: This is what passes for "bringing a nuanced conversation." Fark: What the CEO of Invoca said about fruit vendors
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Persistent fraudsters not quite ready to give up on the CEO they've targeted twice a month for the past two years
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Priceline CEO learns the hard way there's no fishing in the company pond
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
RadioShack imports a new CEO from Australia in hopes of bringing the company up from down under
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Wed April 27, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando Citrus Bowl renamed Camping World Stadium. It's a legitimate strategy
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Tue April 26, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
The CEO of Ferrari just drove a Tesla, and he was so impressed with self-driving electric cars that the company will consider developing one. Just farking with you, he called it a crime against cars: "You'll have to shoot me before we ever build one"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tunisian Company develops a blade-less wind Turbine based on the design of ancient Carthaginian ships that surpasses the Betz Limit of 59% efficiency that windmills are limited to. When reached for comment, the CEO of Exxon said "Cathago delanda est"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Barbie gets political and meta
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
CBS CEO Les Moonves has his pay cut to $56.8 million. To make ends meet he'll just have to come up with yet another show hosted by his wife Julie Chen
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Thu April 14, 2016
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Legal marijuana in California will precipitate a green rush, according to the CEO of ArcView Group, which "represents 500 high-net-worth individuals who have invested $70 million in the cannabis sector"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
When betting on which company will win the electric car war, always remember which CEO also launches and lands one million pound rockets in his spare time
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VP of Jet Pack International critically injured after falling 10 feet during demo at Go Fast energy drink company
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday profits
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Iceland's bankers start using their get-out-of-jail cards just days after the Prime Minister supporting their incarnation resigns. Because fark you, that is why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of General Electric has a few things to say to Bernie Sanders about his company "destroying the moral fabric of America"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich people time
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Governor Pat McCrory: "Nobody would actually kill jobs in North Carolina over our bigoted anti-LGBT law." PayPal CEO Dan Schulman: "Challenge accepted"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana dispensary wants to buy naming rights for Mile High Stadium and rename it "Native Roots Field at Mile High." No word on why they passed on "Eight Mile High Stadium"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biggest obstacle self-driving cars face is the crappy condition of US roads, according to Volvo CEO: "It can't find the lane markings. You Americans need to paint your bloody roads"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Now you could win several million dollars from playing video games
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer could get $37 million if the company is sold. Mostly just as a bonus from investors for actually getting someone to take it off their hands
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Tue March 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CEO who caused a gas leak that devastated a California community gets a nice, hefty $3 million bonus
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Stop complaining about income equality. Get some more education, work hard, put in the hours, and by the end of your career you'll be making more than the CEO did when you started. Because of course the CEO wages remained stagnant over that period
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Movement continues to grow among states' rights advocates for a convention of states that would allow them to bypass Congress and amend the Constitution. And by "continues to grow" I mean Fox News just wrote another article about it
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Sun March 27, 2016
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
New study suggests that an encounter of the solar system with a giant molecular dark cloud could have driven an environmental catastrophe leading to mass extinction in the last 8 million years of the Cretaceous period
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The National Enquirer's CEO, David Pecker, has provided Trump's presidential bid with glowing coverage. It turns out that Trump is is a big friend of Pecker. Pecker
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Thu March 24, 2016
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Some chocolate makers apparently decided to use Flint water to make this year's Easter candy
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Tue March 22, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Raymond Moore now riding the coattails of the unemployment office
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Mon March 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Soon-to-be-ex CEO of Indian Wells Tennis Club, who is seemingly unaware of the fact that Venus and Serena Williams are probably the only tennis players casual fans can actually name, says women's tennis rides on the "coattails" of the men's game
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Apple CEO says the company's fight with the FBI is "about the future." Which is hard to believe since the FBI's technical skills are somewhere between the Victrola and the rotary phone
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr CEO to replace employees with machines
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Wed March 16, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CBS CEO finally wakes up and realizes the terrestrial radio business hasn't been relevant since the days of "Fibber McGee and Molly"
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Mon March 14, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor speaking at Trump rally: Bernie Sanders needs to find Jesus
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark throws one right down the middle with this headline: "Goose Gossage to Jose Bautista: 'Quit flipping your bat on my lawn"
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Sun March 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff threatens to arrest "rascally" Apple CEO Tim Cook for his loyalty to terrorists and not America
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good looking yet confused about your Tinder dry-spell? Perhaps your ex has hacked your account and been creative with your bio
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Looks like the CEO and COO of Wounded Warrior Project are gonna need to find a new cause to pretend to care about
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilots to CEO: 'We're tired of apologizing to our passengers for your crappy airline'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina gives Ted Cruz's campaign that 'HP magic.' Is it possible for a presidential campaign to declare bankruptcy?
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Seagate employee falls for the old CEO email scam of "Send me all past and present worker's W-2 forms"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You would think that if your company is under investigation by the SEC you would avoid doing anything that looked suspicious. Well it's thinking like that is why you're not the CEO of a multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical company
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey you Farking writers: What's one song that helps you find your dark place?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit against billionare CEO of Marvel Entertainment Group alleges he is less Tony Stark and more Kingpin
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Old-timey ads for new products
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO of Chesapeake Energy who was indicted on federal conspiracy charges yesterday will most definitely not be serving any jail time
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Tue March 01, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett to offer a new March Madness challenge, this time promising $1 million a year for life
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR CEO Brian France endorses Donald Trump for President. NASFARK announces search for new sport to follow
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rubio has sewn up this crafty endorsement from a well known religious Lobby
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Sun February 28, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO email scam costs companies $2 billion. It's now the most money ever associated with email since the congressional investigation into Hillary Clinton's private server
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