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Sun May 27, 2012
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(BBC) Interesting It's the most open F1 season for over a decade with Alonso dragging an ok car to points, Vettel showing he can race, McLaren finding new and inventive ways to lose points and Williams making a blazingly fast car  (bbc.co.uk) (119)


Fri May 25, 2012
(bend bulletin) Unlikely President Obama tells graduating cadets that the military will withstand budget cuts. Promises to keep it down to just one war at a time  (bendbulletin.com) (132)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Topless Robot) Fail The twelve most idiotic video game boycotts of all time. Remember when you were forbidden to play Mortal Kombat at the arcade?  (toplessrobot.com) (124)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Washington City Paper) Scary You're the nation's capital. How do you dispose of personnel files? A) Retain, then dispose of securely, B) Retain indefinitely, or C) Cram an abanoned car full & set it on fire. And some dumpsters. At the fire academy  (washingtoncitypaper.com) (16)
(Google) Obvious Big Ten Network, which debuted with promise of showing up to 60 hours per week of Big Ten-related academic programming when not televising sports, shifts course, will show 60 more hours of sports instead  (google.com) (39)
(TechEBlog) Cool A rare look at the blueprints for the machine that would go on to revolutionize arcade gaming  (techeblog.com) (25)


Thu May 17, 2012
(11 Alive) Amusing After decades of being largely ignored, Atlanta's sizable group of transvestite prostitutes have decided to start group muggings to get themselves back in the spotlight  (11alive.com) (52)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Stars and Stripes) Sappy Haitian immigrant, rescued at sea by the Coast Guard as a 6-year-old boy, will graduate from the US Coast Guard Academy 18 years later  (ap.stripes.com) (43)
(Coming Soon) Cool Brian De Palma to direct Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace in "I'll Be in My Bunk: The Movie"  (comingsoon.net) (61)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Fiscal Times) Fail Economists now predicting a "lost decade" in the U.S., characterized by high unemployment, sluggish growth and rising inequality. Welcome to the Obama Economy  (thefiscaltimes.com) (399)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Some Spary) Dumbass Apparently, it needs to be said. Do Not bring your weed to class. Especially if your class is with the state police training academy  (wcax.com) (41)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Goodwill Industries shows their good will and returns what might be may be 1,000-year-old Native American artifact to the Caddo Indian Nation  (news.yahoo.com) (56)


Tue May 01, 2012
(The Atlantic) Followup As Romney keeps saying that even Carter would have killed bin Laden, let's remember that Carter is a graduate of the Naval Academy who served for 10 years. That's 10 years more than the cumulative service of the Romney family  (theatlantic.com) (222)


Mon April 30, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious College professor plans to study stress, alcoholism. Which may be the most ingenious way to get a research grant for writing a personal diary anyone in academia has ever come up with  (wrcbtv.com) (11)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine Parents sue because their snowflake was kicked out of an honors English class after he was caught cheating. Fark: He had signed an Academy Honesty Pledge which warned that cheating was grounds for immediate removal from the class  (dailymail.co.uk) (200)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Salon) Sad Academia is supposed to permit and encourage the challenging of one's assumptions and beliefs... Unless we're talking about Israel  (salon.com) (166)
(Canoe) Weird Doctor finds G-spot in cadaver. Time to crack open a cold one  (cnews.canoe.ca) (41)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Space) Spiffy For decades, rugged industrialists and Heinlein fans have pushed for the privatization of manned space travel. Coming as soon as 2015, Boeing could make those dreams a reality  (space.com) (44)


Sat April 21, 2012
(New York Daily News) Spiffy What secret is Princess Cadance and Shining Armor hiding from Twilight Sparkle? Did Pinkie Pie plan the wedding reception? Will Derpy bring muffins? It's the Royal Wedding season finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 1 pm on The Hub  (nydailynews.com) (154)
(Fox News) Interesting Self-driving Cadillacs may be coming by the middle of the decade. Unfortunately, they will only want to drive themselves to the Old Country Buffet and through the middle of crowded farmer's markets  (foxnews.com) (37)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Hey hoser, why can't we get some of that Clintonville booms publicity action up here in McAdam, eh? We'll need a new angle though. How aboot throwing in ball lightning? Skookum  (news.gather.com) (19)


Wed April 18, 2012
(LA Times) Cool After two decades of limited public image, PiL release new LP  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool This is an obituary worthy of FARK. "He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died," Cause of death? "stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades"  (hlntv.com) (112)


Mon April 16, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool The elusive Majorana Fermion may have been found after decades of searching; the subatomic particle (which is its own antiparticle) was first theorized in 1937  (msnbc.msn.com) (72)


Fri April 13, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida The Presidential motorcade is a highly trained and organized unit designed to keep the Commander In Chief safe....unless there are speed bumps. They're highly susceptible to speed bumps  (mysuncoast.com) (51)
(LA Times) Followup Remember the kid who built an arcade out of cardboard? The internets just got him $100k+ to go to college  (latimes.com) (57)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Ann Romney tells Fox News that she "knows what it's like to struggle", adding "sometimes I can't decide which Cadillac to take to the gourmet grocer, or which fois gras to buy -- it's sheer agony"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (540)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Boing Boing) Cool Nine-year old makes cool carnival arcade out of cardboard boxes, but has no customers. Someone decides that's not right, and...Where'd all that dust come from?  (boingboing.net) (72)


Tue April 10, 2012
(ESPN) Followup Miami Marlins fail to realize that the cold war ended decades ago. Suspend Ozzie Guillen for pro-Castro remarks. Guess the Marlins support the brutal military dictatorship of Batista and old system of racial serfdom instead  (espn.go.com) (271)


Sun April 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Texas teen to become first American to graduate from the Bolshoi Ballet Academy  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Houston Press) Cool The AstroDome still stands and hasn't been touched in close to a decade. Here is what it looks like now. (Not a slideshow)  (desli.de) (167)
(Guardian) Fail Spain's economy craters after enacting most severe austerity in three decades. Clearly, more budget cuts will solve their problems  (guardian.co.uk) (207)


Tue April 03, 2012
(JSOnline) Spiffy Abracadabra  (jsonline.com) (11)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Cool Mmmmmm, deviled Cadbury creme eggs and 12 other creme egg recipes  (buzzfeed.com) (46)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting After decades of snobs dismissing them as too plebeian, more and more wine aficionados are saying screw you to corks  (huffingtonpost.com) (93)


Thu March 29, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Autism rates up 78% over the past decade, most likely due to children receiving their vaccinations  (us.cnn.com) (194)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Fark) Sick Cadbury Cream Eggs are vile. That is all  (fark.com) (316)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Guardian) Unlikely Extreme weather events increased over the past decade, research group notes in a report that should be received calmly and civilly  (guardian.co.uk) (81)


Sun March 25, 2012
(io9) Interesting Why do cicadas know prime numbers? Anyone? Anyone? *crickets*  (io9.com) (47)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine A road opening in 1949 was not registered properly at the city's courthouse. Do you: c) claim ownership and put up barricades? "I'll tell you what--if they want it back, they know where the court house is"  (kwch.com) (106)


Wed March 21, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Oh, to tread the hallowed halls of academia, to continue the ancient tradition of Universitas, to get wild-ass drunk and smash an Oldsmobile  (youtube.com) (29)
(HelenaIR.com) Scary Because guns don't kill people, defective Remington safeties do. For decades  (helenair.com) (142)


Mon March 19, 2012
(CNN) Hero States lower taxes for first time in a decade. Suck it, Libs  (economy.money.cnn.com) (140)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Reuters) Obvious A decade after everyone else, Malawi gets tired of Madonna  (reuters.com) (26)


Tue March 13, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting College philosophy professor wants to launch Campaign for Renaming Academic Philosophy (CRAP)   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (140)


Mon March 12, 2012
(New York Daily News) Interesting The right wing hath no fury like George Soros' five-decades-younger ex-girlfriend scorned. With "damn, you old hound" pic of the couple in happier times  (nydailynews.com) (151)
(The American Interest) Fail Liberals have been running Detroit for decades. How's that working out for them? "It's hard to think of many social experiments that have more disastrously failed"   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (404)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Huffington Post) PSA Starbucks to join last decade, will sell a single-cup coffee machine starting in the fall  (huffingtonpost.com) (29)


Thu March 08, 2012
(msnbc) Cool Ever wonder what the final minutes of a 68.5-hour long video arcade session looks like? Well, today's your record breaking day  (ingame.msnbc.msn.com) (27)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Aggrogate) Cool A new coin-op arcade opens. Appropriately, it opened in Minnesota, where it's still 1992  (aggrogate.com) (100)
(Jalopnik) Cool 10 most advanced cars of their decades  (jalopnik.com) (64)


Mon February 27, 2012
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Video Best Actor winner Jean Dujardin shouted "fark" live during the Academy Awards. TV censors apparently didn't give a merde  (nbclosangeles.com) (17)
(YouTube) Followup All the movies from the 84th Academy Awards "Best Picture" category edited into one giant swear/profanity/curse reel (language Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (4)
(Guardian) Sad First entry in next year's Academy Awards "In Memorium" segment  (guardian.co.uk) (12)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Will Billy Crystal bring dignity and humor back to The Oscars? Will The Artist silently dominate? What will Ben Stiller dress up as this year? It's your Official Academy Awards Discussion Thread, 7:30 PM on ABC  (ew.com) (lots)
(Some Guy) Interesting This essay analyzing and deconstructing the Death Star's trash compactor is lucid, thoughtful, well-reasoned, and will have geeks arguing for decades  (mcsweeneys.net) (78)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Cracked) Dumbass Ha ha, what if the entire crew of a naval destroyer were secretly replaced by the cast of Police Academy and asked to escort the President to a secret meeting? Great movie? No. It happened. And hilarity DID ensue  (cracked.com) (102)
(Buzzfeed) Dumbass People think you're a rich, out-of-touch politician who can't connect with the middle class. Do you: (c) brag that your wife drives "a couple of Cadillacs"?  (buzzfeed.com) (355)


Thu February 23, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Scary Scientists reveal list of foods that are essentially useless, including pretty much everything you've eaten in the last decade  (3news.co.nz) (163)


Wed February 22, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy Not to alarm anyone, but there may be a new Barrymore coming soon. Tabloid journalists look forward to several more decades of great headlines  (thedailybeast.com) (25)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Life.com) Interesting Recently discovered photographs suggest that, decades ago, Mardi Gras was a refined, subdued, elegant affair ... uhm ... can someone ask those obviously hammered dudes in bras and garters to move it along?  (life.time.com) (81)


Mon February 20, 2012
(USA Today) Unlikely Gallup poll finds that picking the two best Presidents of the past four decades is about the same as picking the two greatest players in the history of the Charlotte Bobcats  (content.usatoday.com) (114)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Why does Rebecca Romijn have "Wilford Brimley" diabetus cadaver feet?  (pics.wikifeet.com) (75)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy The BAFTA winners have been announced, giving us a preview of the Academy Awards  (insidemovies.ew.com) (26)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The top 50 foreign language films of the last decade, which you've never heard of because the actors don't speak American  (denofgeek.com) (160)


Wed February 08, 2012
(SFGate) Strange Man barricades himself in apartment after concluding that someone stole and ate his chicken meal  (blog.sfgate.com) (33)
(Daily Mail) Sad Wolfman family in India seeks help for their rare genetic affliction, hopes to enlist the aid of Tom Cruise, who has decades of experience dealing with beards  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Mon February 06, 2012
(The Hill) Fail Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes  (thehill.com) (271)
(Washington Post) Obvious Academic experts release 200 page paper showing that online dating doesn't always go well  (washingtonpost.com) (293)
(News.com.au) Hero Three-year-old defeats claw machine, shares his victory with everyone else at the arcade  (news.com.au) (104)


Sat February 04, 2012
(E! Online) Silly Joe Francis sends Madonna cease and desist letter concerning her "Girls Gone Wild" song. "Mr. Francis has worked tirelessly for an excess of two decades to build his brand and to protect his trademark Girls Gone Wild"  (eonline.com) (92)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BBC) Asinine As you can see. A completely ordinary Greek debt. Now, if I just cover it with a handkerchief & say, "Abracadabra".... Hey presto All gone  (bbc.co.uk) (70)
(Telegraph) Weird Long lost Indonesian twins run into each other three decades later in Sweden living 25 miles from each other. Bonus: After viewing pic, you would wish you were a couch pillow  (telegraph.co.uk) (71)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Coming Soon) Spiffy Academy Award nominee John Hawkes + Elmore Leonard's "The Switch" = pure awesomeness  (comingsoon.net) (5)

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