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73 headlines found matching 'CAD'
Sat December 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans are desperate to burn everything down since this will be their last chance for decades
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Cadavers in the banquet room
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Fri December 15, 2017
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Battle flags captured during the obscure Korean-American war of 1871 discovered hidden at U.S. Naval Academy. Americans may have forgotten about the war but:North Korea claims it was started by Kim Jong Un's great great grandfather
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Space News & Reference)
 
 
 
Geologist responsible for Apollo landing site selection to receive lifetime award for science and ethics. It's about time, considering that he had one of the Enterprise-D shuttlecraft named after him 2 decades ago
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Sat December 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the annual Army-Navy game, one of the most storied rivalries in college football. Which academy are you rooting for? Will Ahmed Bradshaw do it all for Army? Or will Zach Abey steal the spotlight for Navy? Kickoff is at 3pm ET on CBS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California avocado crop destroyed, millennials forced to buy extra lattes to stay broke
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A look back at some of the most popular Christmas presents over the decades. In 1943 it was the Slinky, in 1978 it was Hungry Hungry Hippos, and in 1998 it was Furby
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More than a decade ago, Portugal decriminalized all drugs. Let's check in and see how things are going there now... oh, wow... that's interesting
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Avocado hand" injuries are such a problem in England that Marks & Spencer is now selling seedless avocados
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Gop is following up the Fark the Poor tax Act of 2017 with the Screw You Middle Class, Screw You Right in the Eye Education Bill that eliminates the program that forgave student loan debt when people worked a decade or more in public service jobs
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
In 72 hours, Donald Trump has undermined everything the GOP has claimed to be about for decades
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben McAdoo no longer has a working keycard
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you believe Dowd was responsible for that Tweet, then you have to believe a man who has been practicing law for decades didn't know the past tense of "plead" was "pleaded," not "pled"
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's motorcade greeted in NYC by hundreds of protestors chanting "New York hates you, lock him up" (w/video)
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Decades of research, trial, error, fortunes made and dashed, and here we are, in 2017, the enlightened era of digital information, lightening fast speeds, and HD clarity for you to enjoy Despacito, as preformed by a rubber chicken. You are welcome
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Sun November 26, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when Florida Man comes across a presidential motorcade? Just remember that these are the same drivers who cut off funeral processions and lane block ambulances for sport
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Thu November 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A medical-marijuana dispensary will bring undesirable elements. Army vets with PTSD, you know, just give me a break, they can get over it. Women with breast cancer. They all have that cadaverous look and they wear those ridiculous turbans"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Escaped macadamia nut captured in Northern California
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Rat captured on camera dragging an avocado half - no pit - down Brooklyn subway tracks. "Hope he finds some toast"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Since it looks like his rule is all but over, let us look back at the Zimbabwe that was and the three decades of Mugabe rule. Come for the "Mugabe falling" photoshops, stay for the trillion dollar bills
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Circadian actin dynamics drive rhythmic fibroblast mobilization during wound healing. Well duh, everyone knows that
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Thu November 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get your Aquanet and spandex ready, after decades living as a recluse, Punky Meadows is back
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
To protect itself from being killed, Wells Fargo unveils millennial-friendly banking app that features new account creation and avocado-cronut budgeting features. $elfie$
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Wed November 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giants coach Ben McAdoo says he hasn't lost his defensive backs. He is certain they are around here somewhere, maybe under the couch cushions or fallen behind the dresser
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Orioles sink the annual Naval Academy game
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from decades of painful nosebleeds? Maybe you have a tooth growing in your nasal cavity (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Heroic Virginia woman flips off Trump after chasing down motorcade on bike
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Fri October 27, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are the 21 most promising jobs over the next decade. Do you agree with the list or do you think your field will thrive?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A leading neuroscientist explains how we can best deprogram Trump's cadre of truth-denying supporters
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Science Care is the McDonald's of the cadaver supply business. Would you like flies with that?
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Administrators in one southern California school district have been receiving extra payments from a secret "profit sharing" fund for decades, and no one seems to know why. Not even the people receiving them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US intelligence community broadens surveillance...on US citizens...without Congressional, or executive oversight...with help of decades old law. Sleep well citizen
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Sec State Tillerson: Sure the Taliban would be welcome as part of the Afghan government, why not? I mean it's not like we spent a decade and a half at war with them and vowed to wipe them from the face of the earth or anything
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a chance to buy Elvis's pink Cadillac, Hugh Hefner's '73 BMW, JFK's radio, Jacqueline Onassis's nightgown? Simple ... just bring your checkbook
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After decades of holding out as the rest of the nation slowly succumbed to the monolithic retail juggernaut, Vermont has finally fallen
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Cross defends racist comments toward actress by saying he was "doing his asshole racist redneck character". Bill Cosby last seen frantically calling his publicist to let it be known he's just been doing his serial rapist character for decades
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Full moon shined on Trump's motorcade yesterday
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The last time someone was this burnt by Tapper, it burnt down an entire arcade
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades
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Mon October 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"The group that counts among its current members Roman Polanski, Bill Cosby, and Mel Gibson has found the one guy who treated women badly and kicked him out. So, congratulations, Hollywood," John Oliver says of Weinstein's expulsion from the Academy
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Does the world really need diet avocados?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Remember the Oscars that Harvey Weinstein won? Academy reveals that they are subject to revoke and recycle
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Thu October 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA is releasing its report on North Carolina's academic cheating allegations tomorrow on Friday the 13th, nothing ominous about that
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is shocked, shocked to find that Harvey Weinstein may have taken a few liberties with his female stars. Shocked that such a fine industry could be rocked by allegations of impropriety. Shocked
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Respected British film academy BAFTA suspends Weinstein for being a very naughty boy. Weinstein responds that he'd BAFTA them all night if they watched him shower first
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Wed October 11, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
'ICU Grandpa' has cared for babies and children for over a decade now, and loves everything about it
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Now that film-industry mogul and major Democratic donor Harvey Weinstein has been accused publicly of having sexually harassed women for decades, the institutional Republican party has decided that sexually harassing women for decades is very bad"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
In 1975, only three cities had over 10 million people. Now, there are 31 megacities with at least 10 million people, and 10 more are expected to reach that mark in the next decade. No word of when the Judges will begin to patrol them all
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Eat chicken, steak, and avocado and you'll lose weight because of brain cells called tanycytes - which detect nutrients in food and help make you feel full. Almonds and pork shoulder also do this. I've heard of worse diets
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Fri October 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
We tried the new grocery store frozen avocados so you didn't have to...and you should be thanking us for this every day for the rest of your life. The horror, THE HORROR
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're ready to indulge, what do you make for yourself? A favorite decadant dessert? Aged steak? Expensive booze? Show us what living the high life (as much as a Farker can) looks like to you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aside from the fact they're awful, what's the big problem that's been plaguing Tom Cruise's movies over the last decade?
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three Americans win Nobel prize in medicine for work with circadian systems. You submitted a headline earlier, you farking morning person
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Larry David returns for the ninth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm after nearly a decade hiatus. The return of the funniest sitcom on television is finally here. It's your Curb Your Enthusiasm Discussion Thread, 10pm ET on HBO
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit in any form poses major risks to NHS, academics say. Pfft, experts, what do they know anyway? If it isn't written on the side of a bus, it isn't worth knowing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Superintendent of the U.S. Air Force Academy to racists: GET OUT
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Can a sock give you the perfect avocado? Perhaps you should ask the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics' first guidance document on tattoo and piercing safety to the left. Pictures of your saggy and wrinkled teenage regerts to the right
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Tue September 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants coach Ben McAdoo on Eli's bungled play where they didn't get the snap off in time: "Usually the clock goes from 3 - 2 - 1 - 0." Time - how the f*ck does it work?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Millennials spend over $96 billion a year on avocado toast
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Fri September 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Academics uncover 30 words 'lost' from English language such as CompUSA, Korvette's, A&P, Oldsmobile, GeoCities
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Millionaire opens his $30 million home to dozens of foster kids displaced by Hurricane Irma after they were evicted from their shelters. Bonus: arcade games everywhere
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Sun September 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No, Mom, we did not barricade ourselves naked inside the church because we were 'fearless'. It was spice, I mean spicy food. Thats it. Now bail us out
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Quantum Mechanics wasn't too solid to begin with, decades of patches have turned it into a hodge-podge of spaghetti code, and now needs to be rewritten from the ground up
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out Betsy DeVos may be the SANE Prince: Blackwater/Academi/XI founder Erik Prince is urging US to adopt the British East India Company model in Afghanistan: install a "Viceroy" backed by a mercenary army-which he just happens to have ready
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Thu August 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, Mr. Secret Service guy, my brakes just happened to malfunction while my car was careening toward the presidential motorcade. We cool?
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student loan balances have jumped 150% in just the last decade
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Fri August 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
I don't know what a "Guru of Bling" is but he sure looks like took his inspiration from the Idiocracy Motorcade. Oh and he was just convicted of rape
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. T has a problem: she's single and in her 20s, and frustrated that her younger sister, whom she's always been academically and athletically superior to, is getting married. Ms. T can't stand losing and wants to know what to do. I pity the fool
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Wed August 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study by Harvard researchers of Exxon-Mobil's internal research and public statements makes it VERY clear that they were aware of climate change, and humans' role in causing it for decades, but deliberately misled the public about it
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've bought avocados on Facebook, they were probably stolen. In other news, people buy produce on Facebook
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you would bring any fad back from any decade or year, what would it be?
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