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33 headlines found matching 'Burglary'
Fri September 22, 2017
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mother and son hide in bedroom and call cops as half naked burglar breaks into their Oklahoma home. "No, we don't know where his clothes are. We've been locked in this room"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Burglar jerks off after breaking in. In burglar circles this is known as a whack job
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Would-be pizza robber arrested after other robbers beat him to the punch
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Thu September 14, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
This is Bonnie and Clyde. This is Bonnie and Clyde on meth. Any questions?
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Sometimes after a long, hard day of work it's nice to come home and find a mysterious naked woman asleep in your bed
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing magazine salesman is looking at time, maybe even life
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
For the last time, pal - breaking into the church to get naked and drink the sacramental wine night is Tuesday, not Monday
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Tue August 15, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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Thu August 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We're really going to jail for this?"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Teenage joker's wave of social media pranks curtailed after he's hauled in by COBRA, because Knowing is half the battle
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Wed August 02, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Guy breaks into house, strips, tries to get into shower with woman, and failing at that, goes and does the dishes instead
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Meh: Man breaks into pharmacy to steal cough syrup ... What?: cough syrup that sells for $1k per bottle
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Burglar disguises himself as ghost to make it past security camera, still gets caught. Claims he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a city employee and have been breaking into female coworkers' homes and stealing their underwear, feminine products and toiletries, it's not a good idea to get caught taking pictures up their skirts at work
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Wed July 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
3 undiscovered Bacon works found, proving he was in more than just Footloose
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Mon July 17, 2017
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, drinks brandy, eats muffins, then falls asleep naked in owner's bed. Meth: not even once
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Fri July 07, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
It's game over for master criminals who stole 100 pounds of quarters from a car wash, then checked into a nearby hotel
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Thu July 06, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey man comes home to find his pool gone and reports it stolen. Days later finds out it was mistakenly removed by contractor
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If a police dog wrestling in the street with an escaped female inmate wearing only her bra and panties is your fetish, this story is for you
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Tip: if you're traveling with a load of stolen guns you're hoping to trade for meth, the probation and parole office parking lot is not a wise place to fall asleep in your car
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: when you tent your house to kill termites, make sure other pests can't find their way inside
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Mon June 26, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
The moral of the story - don't break into someone else's house, especially at 2 a.m. California woman thwarts burglary by shooting suspect in the chest
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Thu June 22, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Car burglar doesn't exactly get caught with his pants down...but that oughta hurt
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Roger Stone offers to "debate" an assistant prosecutor from Watergate after said prosecutor wipes the floor with Stone and his alt-Watergate theory. The Cigarette Smoking Man looks away in shame and disgust
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Mon June 19, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding homeowner fends off 5 would-be robbers in what barely qualifies as news in Florida
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you need to get to your local Hooters fast, by all means, call 911 for help
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Judge: "I understand your sexual partner cannot testify today because she's got laryngitis." Defendant: "No, your Honor, I said she's a little horse"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree store robbed. Second burglary in as many days on Stillwater Ave. in BANGOR. (There ya go, Farkers who like to mispronounce 'Bangor'). Police say "It is unknown if he made off with any money." I'm guessing 10 bucks
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Fri May 26, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This might be the weirdest NYC burglary haul ever. Thief scales building to steal 2 toy race cars, fondue machine and milk shake maker
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