Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Britney Spears ends romantic relationship with agent Jason Trainwreck... uhh, I mean, Trawick  (contactmusic.com)	(28)

Courtney Love wants to reconcile with her daughter's inheritance  (contactmusic.com)

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If Wendy O Williams were alive today she would smack everyone of those biatches for having a femm-hawk  (omg.yahoo.com)

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New video by She and Him has the breathtakingly lovely Zooey Deschanel dancing around like the single cutest schoolgirl since a young Britney Spears  (music-mix.ew.com)

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(Some Cheap Whores)

Because scientists don't want to unleash a strain of Super AIDS, Britney Spears cannot have contact with Lindsay Lohan  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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Britney's boyfriend hates her music, has taste  (news.com.au)

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Ke$ha slams Britney Spears for "miming". Britney responds, "who the fark is that?"  (starpulse.com)

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(Some Guy)

Harrison Ford said he wants to make another Indiana Jones film as he promotes 'Extraordinary Measures' in Berlin  (bild.de)

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Without a personal trainer, professional stylist, expert make-up artist, or full-time airbrusher around, Britney Spears isn't that good looking  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy rapping  (entertainment.nerve.com)

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How did the Kardashian family become "an inescapable cultural and commercial force" so quickly and without one-tenth of the talent God gives the middle-school lead in a production of "The Music Man?"  (latimes.com)

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Britney Spears, who was hittable, then not hittable, then hittable, then definitely not hittable, is hittable again  (dailymail.co.uk)

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(Some Steve)

Apple does its part: Al-Qaeda operatives, dodging drone attacks while listening to Britney Spears songs downloaded with iTunes, are in violation of the terms and conditions  (concurringopinions.com)

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(Two Overrated Ladies)

It was bound to happen: Lady Gaga is recording a track with Britney Spears  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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		What the stars were wearing at the Grammys: The good, the bad, and the Gaga (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(53)
		Scott Brown's first task as Senator? Get Simon Cowell to put his daughter Ayla back on American Idol. Really  (eonline.com)	(48)

We can dress real neat from our hats to our feet, you can act real rude and be totally removed, you can turn the lights up bright and we'll boycott the night S-A-F-E-T-Y D-A-N-C-E  (pennlive.com)

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Kirstie Alley: "I JUST ATE A side of beef, 2 kindergarteners, a hot tub of linguini, 3 Dalmatians, and a big plate of doughnuts"  (celebitchy.com)

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(pop Crunch)

Heidi Montag: "I put every dollar I have into this. I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album." Copies sold in its first week of release: 658  (popcrunch.com)

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Britney Spears missed her court date due to misunderstanding. I mean, sure, I like Genesis as much as the next guy, but it's a lame reason for missing your court date  (contactmusic.com)

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		Reality show dimwit Heidi Montag releases a CD entitled "You Get Dumber By Listening to This"  (people.com)	(26)
(Some 538)		Statistics show that gay marriage bans destroy the sanctity of hetero marriages  (fivethirtyeight.com)	(262)

		Even being 25 metres above sea level won't protect you from Australia's exciting sea life  (news.com.au)	(129)
		Doctors investigating the case of the girl who spontaneously bleeds for no reason at all, say it's one of the strangest things they've ever seen. Period    (news.com.au)	(85)

It's a pity party and Britney Spears is bringing the Cheetos  (thesun.co.uk)

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"Is Zoe Saldana the new Kate Winslet?" Such a question can only be answered with a Fark thread full of their pictures  (mtv.com)

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Not content with pointlessly scrutinising every minutae of celebrities lives today, media moves on to examining what they might be like in 10 years time  (dailymail.co.uk)

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New form of rebellion against the older generation includes "not doing drugs, not sleeping around and not getting divorced."  (cnn.com)

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(Popeater)

Listen kids. If you're going to pose nude, the pictures will end up on the internet, and they will be there forever  (popeater.com)

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		Dave Matthews Band was the top-grossing concert draw of the decade. ♫ Flibbin' flobbin' flib ♪ for a long, long time ♫ Glibben globben glib ♪ for a long, long time ♪  (denverpost.com)	(65)
		Britney Spears would just like to make it absolutely clear that she doesn't eat squirrels, just in case you cared  (smh.com.au)	(38)

(Some Guy)

Sarah Jessica Parker naked Christmas tree tradition may spark other and you've stopped reading this because you're trying to clean up the puke on your keyboard  (usmagazine.com)

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With 32 million albums sold, Eminem named top-selling artist of the decade. Jesus wept  (pastemagazine.com)

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Pamela Anderson wants to give everyone a taste of what Britney Spears will look and sound like in 20 years  (starpulse.com)

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		Looking at actual music sales instead of bald assertions by white male hipster critics, this decade's top musical influences were reality TV smash hits, novelty records, charity singles, cover versions, manufactured pop, and Kylie Minogue  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(166)
		"The annual Google search results show Australia to be a nation in love with vampires and the AFL, concerned by swine flu and the prospect of an Oasis break-up, and after croquembouche recipes or Pink tickets"  (theage.com.au)	(11)

(Some Guy)

Adam Lambert defends gay kiss, simulated fellatio, ghastly haircuts and similar Bowie-ripoff antics as attacks on the post-AIDS lesbian hegemony  (ktla.com)

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