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Headlines matching 'British'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(NBC 10) Amusing Fan of British sitcom "Red Dwarf" escapes Philadelphia Police custody. Last seen wearing handcuffs and green jumpsuit. Answers to "Smeghead"  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (89)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sick British swingers club may be forced to close because your mom can't keep her gangbangs at a reasonable noise level  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Telegraph) Interesting Keira Knightley claims Brits are 'obsessed with spanking'. Giggity  (telegraph.co.uk) (59)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Famed British actor Ian Abercrombie dies at 77, his seven Seinfeld episodes imbedded his unique character in our memory forever  (washingtonpost.com) (63)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Amusing British band The Heavy order Newt Gingrich to stop using their song How Do You Like Me Now. "We'd like you to know it had f*ck all to do with us and we are trying to stop it being used"  (rollingstone.com) (71)


Thu January 26, 2012
(UK Huffington Post) Asinine This week in British nannystating: Labour MP calls for rehab for gamers  (huffingtonpost.co.uk) (20)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Digital Spy) Interesting British porn star has a 640,000-pound penis  (digitalspy.com) (73)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Woman born without arms due to Thalidomide becomes the British Paralympic team masseuse. I love happy endings  (dailymail.co.uk) (62)


Tue January 24, 2012
(BBC) Amusing British government insists it has a totally innocent explanation for why it bought twice as many Olympic tickets for beach volleyball as for athletics  (bbc.co.uk) (68)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Short List) Amusing British TV announcers have been deliberately mispronouncing The Simpsons for years. This would never happen with Downton Abbey  (shortlist.com) (32)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Telegraph) Ironic British Prime Minister accuses Argentina of colonialism  (telegraph.co.uk) (28)


Mon January 16, 2012
(BBC) Interesting British scientists have positioned equipment that will dig deep into Antarctic ice next summer and unleash a horror that will destroy humanity  (bbc.co.uk) (23)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Space) Silly Lord British creates the first sci-fi movie filmed entirely in space, but NASA won't let him show it to anyone. Someone summon Shamino and Iolo  (space.com) (80)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Think Progress) Scary I, for one, look forward to serving under President British Petroleum  (thinkprogress.org) (141)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Unemployed geology major suing British government for making her serve two-week retail internship to keep her benefits, says stacking shelves is a violation of her special snowflake rights  (dailymail.co.uk) (381)


Mon January 09, 2012
(BBC) Sad British record store chain reports Christmas sales slump. In related news, apparently Britain still has record stores  (bbc.co.uk) (7)
(Illiterate Brits) Cool Lenovo outs Ice Cream Sarnie telly, or why I hate British headlines  (reghardware.com) (40)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Survey finds two thirds of British drivers are confused by basic road signs, 100% still drive on the wrong side of the road  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ABC) Interesting British doctors suggest not flushing toilets to reduce the spread of diarrhea along with not brushing teeth to reduce spread of cavities  (abcnews.go.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Interesting Apple infuriated that the British crown has the balls to knight a citizen of the UK and not the late Steve Jobs  (news.techeye.net) (63)


Sun January 01, 2012
(BBC) Interesting British government considers limiting subsidized housing to people making under $150,000 per year  (bbc.co.uk) (33)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Tanker) Cool Alert Alert There are Soviet tanks in the Bay Area ( and German and British and American ones too )  (mvtf.org) (63)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Canada.com) Obvious British lawmakers blame police tactics for severity of August riots. Police outraged, insist they used no tactics whatsoever  (canada.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Interesting What do Apple, Oracle, Microsoft, eBay and British Telecom have in common? Probably lawyers and certainly a hatred for all things Google  (fosspatents.blogspot.com) (18)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Reuters) Strange Top British sprinter offers his body on eBay in bid to compete in 2012 Olympics, raises $50,500  (reuters.com) (6)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Mediaite) Amusing "Fox News' brash, snarktabulous star of Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld... divulged his secrets on how to keep people awake, his love of British pop culture, affinity for sludge metal and predilection for the news aggregator site Fark"  (mediaite.com) (13)


Thu December 15, 2011
(BBC) Cool Not news: man barred from wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt to work. Cool: He's a member of the British Parliament  (bbc.co.uk) (55)
(Some Guy) Silly Lord British: "I'm working with EA on a new Ultima". EA: "Don't listen to him, he's lost in space"  (shacknews.com) (80)


Sun December 11, 2011
(BBC) Spiffy Blur to be awarded for their contribution to British music. WOOOHOOOOO  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Fri December 09, 2011
(BBC) Video A view from the exceptionally hot British luge champion Amy Williams' helmet cam. Personally I'd have preferred a view of Amy Williams from MY 'helmet' cam...but this is almost as good  (bbc.co.uk) (35)


Thu December 08, 2011
(The Register) Interesting Welcome to Scoonthorpe, British "eTown of the year" and edge case for the fark filters  (theregister.co.uk) (27)
(The Register) Amusing Greenplum previews unified Hadoop biz-intel stack BRITISH-LIKE TYPING DETECTED  (theregister.co.uk) (22)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Guardian) Asinine The British government has had enough of these lazy cancer sufferers, says if they're so sick and cancery they better prove it  (guardian.co.uk) (86)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Guardian) Amusing News: Iran steals allies' invasion plan from British Embassy. Fark: the invasion of France  (guardian.co.uk) (61)


Sat December 03, 2011
(USA Today) Cool The Ultimate Fighter 14 Finale Discussion - Live on Spike -- Can Mayhem Miller make good on his threat to give Bisping a "bully beatdown," or will the British bad boy send him back to MTV?  (usatoday.com) (290)
(CNN) Sad Upper house of African country's legislature passes bill to lock up all gays for 14 years. No, it's not Uganda  (cnn.com) (97)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Telegraph) Sad Cool: Telegraph obit of WWII vet with the usual giant clanking British steel balls. Bonus: "Leading his company in a dawn raid, he surprised the local mayor, who was sharing his bed with several attractive companions"  (telegraph.co.uk) (32)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Former Spin Doctor slams British media, the two princes who adore them  (finance.yahoo.com) (9)


Tue November 29, 2011
(BBC) Strange British coastguard alert ships in Bristol Channel to avoid a two-door compact car last seen bobbing up and down off the pier at Mumbles. Alert cancelled this morning when car discovered washed up on beach at nearby Raised-Eyebrows-on-Sea  (bbc.co.uk) (31)
(CBC) News Iranians storm British embassy, but are only able to find a bunch of guys with Canadian passports  (cbc.ca) (136)
(The Local (Germany)) Scary British bombs require evacuation of half a German city. This isn't a repeat of WWII, just an echo  (thelocal.de) (65)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine PBS starts up a channel in England. At last, British people will finally get an opportunity to see Monty Python, Doctor Who, and Fawlty Towers  (nytimes.com) (117)


Thu November 24, 2011
(BBC) Cool The absolute best British band on Earth to compose the 2012 Olympics theme. No, not that one. Or that one. Not them either. No, still wrong. Closer, but wrong. Yeah. Those guys  (bbc.co.uk) (123)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The New York Times) Weird FARK's favourite Generic Stammering Englishman testifies in mobile hacking probe  (nytimes.com) (9)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Caturday British PM defends civil servant described as lazy, eats too much, sleeps on the job, and would rather spend time with ladies than carry out official duties. Caturday: Model gov't employee is a tabby named Larry  (globalpost.com) (lots)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Followup It's official: the Golden Globes will be uncomfortable, British, and unfunny  (avclub.com) (73)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Followup There may or may not be a Doctor Who movie, but there will definitely be British jokes  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (41)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Telegraph) Ironic Today's high-powered business computing age was pioneered in 1951 by British caterer who simply wanted teashops to be adequately supplied with buttered scones and tea  (telegraph.co.uk) (23)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Remember, remember, the high-budget Hollywood production loosely related to an event that the British government used to keep its population in line  (news.yahoo.com) (213)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Telegraph) Amusing Chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts and toffee onions: The British version of Halloween "treats"  (telegraph.co.uk) (67)
(Yahoo) Sad Famed British broadcaster Jimmy Savile, first DJ in the world to use two turntables, finally scratches  (news.yahoo.com) (24)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Celebslam) Obvious Britney Spears has been helping herself to British cuisine. Specifically, all of it  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (106)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool British Landscape Photographer of the Year - slideshow but worth it  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (12)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine British car makers forced to redesign vehicles to adapt to the population ... wider and heavier  (dailymail.co.uk) (21)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Lord British's castle up for sale. Buyer must possess eight virtues  (escapistmagazine.com) (81)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently the British phrase "little eyes need to avert" translates to "you might not ever have an erection again" in American English  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Short List) Amusing Strip-search demanded as tile goes missing at World Scrabble Championships. 'G', I sure hope there's no hard feelings  (shortlist.com) (66)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Metro) Spiffy It's Royal Ascot day, and you know what that means: Slideshows of British ladies in silly hats  (metro.co.uk) (29)

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