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67 headlines found matching 'British'
Thu July 27, 2017
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Remember the British pensioner who started going to McDonald's every day after his wife passed away. Remember how the staff feted him on his birthday? Well, here is the El Paso, Texas version, courtesy of Whataburger
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
British police post photo of attractive young officer. Sexist comments have gotten so bad they've upgraded their official response from "Oh, I say" to "Wot's all this then?"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British cooking soon to benefit from the use of traditional American ingredients like chlorine, petroleum, acid and hormones
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
British boffins at NHS advise doctors to only prescribe real medicine and stop prescribing £90,000 a year in placebos
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Fri July 21, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
Let's see, whom to leave on the "Dunkirk" cutting-room floor...I know, how about Churchill? It's not like he was a big part of the British war effort
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The most cringe-worthy moments ever faced by the British at work
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit, British demand for Irish passports is through the roof. Here's a quick guide for Britons on how to pass for Irish
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson plans to play the British Open without a driver. Which could be a mistake considering the decision to not use a driver caused major problems for Tiger Woods
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spicemaker McCormick & Co beats rivals Unilever and Hormel, successfully purchases British condiment business responsible for French's and Frank's RedHot. At $4.2 billion, the cash must flow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Released from the oppressive yoke of British rule 20 years ago, Hong Kong is now enjoying the freedom of living as part of China
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton has the pole as he looks to win at home with Kimi alongside followed by Vettel and Mad Max. Rain is in the area which can really change the strategy of the race. This is your Formula 1 British Grand Prix discussion thread at 8am ET on NBCSN
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Thu July 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elderly American woman tells young British woman to get off her lawn in convincing fashion
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. website finds food even the British don't want to claim credit for. Happily, New Zealand is there to pick up the slack
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: "Pirate Keeps Taking Over British Radio Station to Play Masturbation Anthem"
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Hey, look -- British conservatives are racists too
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Complaints arise from the British Army targeting poorer working class young people for recruitment. Good thing this demographic has never been exploited by armies previously
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The UK Embassy made a joke on Twitter about being British on 4 July
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
France considers surrendering to the UK, allowing British tourists to drive on the left hand side of French roads
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Sat July 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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Sat June 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British surfer treks 300 miles round the UK coast with his board, looking for a break. Talk about the Endless Bummer
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Fri June 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK loses UN vote over 50-year-old territorial dispute with Mauritius, as Europe ends support for British overseas claims. Brits outraged nobody informed them that isolationism might result in isolation
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's British hair twin steps on his Johnson yet again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boys at stuffy British school told dress code forbids shorts, and if it's too hot they can wear skirts like the girls. Boys: challenge accepted
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British English. It's not all codswallop. Balderdash to the left. Wazzocks to the right
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British tourists find out they can't claim 'food poisoning' from the resort's buffet after ordering 109 drinks while on holiday
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A "hard Brexit" will irrevocably damage and crash the British economy, warns the meddling IMF IT'S UNBELIEVABLE WHOA
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May was only 786 votes from winning a majority in Parliament. Meanwhile, over fourteen million British voters didn't bother getting to the polls because it's not like a handful of votes ever changes anything
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver encourages Theresa May to name her challenger Lord Buckethead as Brexit minister, stating "Is it an absurd idea? Yes; but it would not even be close to the stupidest thing you've ever done"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Been wondering what US militia groups have been up to since the election? They're still guarding the Republic from the British and anyone else who poses a threat to Constitutional law. Trump heard laughing hysterically from the White House
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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Thu June 08, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Awright guvna, it's time for the chesup warblin votey votey electiony thingamabob. Will the Tories pull enough to make it a split Parliament? Or will enough knobs show up for a Labour majority? It's your British election howsthisworkagain thread
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
British PM Theresa May: Human rights laws can't stop me from chasing terrorists if I eliminate the human rights laws first
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demonic hate Muppet Pat Robertson postulates that "maybe the British people want to die" from terrorism
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Mon June 05, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Airways worldwide IT failure was caused by an engineer who inadvertently switched off the power supply, Then compounded the problem by switching it back on
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways: Our reputation isn't as bad as United, but give us time
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways boss who outsourced hundreds of skilled IT jobs to India is blamed for computer meltdown
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The British gave us many things, like Shakespeare, The Beatles, and fish & chips. We gave them sovereign citizens
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Thu May 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Premier League Darts playoffs are here, featuring legendary final four of MVG, Ando, Taylor, and Wright playing semifinals and final at London's O2 Arena. Coverage starts at 7PM British time on Sky Sports 3, 2PM Eastern Time on ESPN3
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student stabs her Tinder date and is spared jail time because she's British hot. With relevant pics of her in a tank top washing a boat
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
British people who register to vote in the upcoming general election will get a free pint of beer. UK Farker voter turnout rate expected to be 100%
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Sat May 13, 2017
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
How the British Library digitized one of the world's largest books (LARGE, as in six feet tall by seven feet wide)
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The British respect one thing above all: British pop musicians; ergo, a Brexit fallout event will feature many of the country's biggest stars, including Bob Geldof and Jarvis Cocker
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Over 50,000 Germans remain displaced after British bombing missions. In fact, this is a repeat from 1944 ... only with less "big splosions here" action (we hope)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
English millionaire builds 10,000 sq ft. mini casino complete with bowling ally and squash courts. Neighbor puts up fence to hide the magnificence. Most British argument ensues. The Sun is there
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau wears mismatched droid socks to meet with Irish PM on "Star Wars Day" and the internet loses its freakin' mind. So then, British=Empire, Theresa May=Darth Vader? Alienated Trek voters vent to the right
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Alcoholic British Baby Boomers Overrunning NHS" is the name of my Godsmack tribute band
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
British food explained. Chips, jelly and pudding with every meal
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You-know-who carries on tabloid tradition of taking trashy photos of trashed women staggering on public streets, scolding them under headline "a depressingly typical British bank holiday"
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers will be the host of a revival of The Gong Show on ABC -- in character as a hacky British stand-up comic named Mike Maitland. If only there were something one could do to indicate that they do not wish to continue watching an act perform
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Thu April 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Traffic shut down near the British Parliament after man arrested on suspicion of "terror offenses" including the possession of weaponized cutlery
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
Worst. British. Pub. Evar
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The "slowed down" trailer for Kingsman 2 shows you all the awesome spy goodness waiting for you in this sequel and is more British than Queen Elizabeth driving a London cab while sipping tea and wearing a Union Jack. It's that British
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force is conducting a low-level, unannounced war against British ponies
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Parliament 'Snap Election? Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong' (or whatever Brits would say, probably something about buttered crumpets)
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
British gouvernment realises that Brexit was a hourrible mistake
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-British lawmaker: Intelligence sources believe tape exists of Trump asking Russia for election help in return for fostering closer US-Russia ties
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a MILLION dangerous cars are on British roads, forever a risk to explode and KILL you and your family because you were too lazy to heed manufacturers' recalls
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kickboxer won 64 gold medals last year, is multiple British and European champion, has been undefeated for 2 years and just bought his first house. He's also 9 years old
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A British DJ samples the Muslim call to prayer during his set in a Tunisian nightclub. Somehow, he did not figure this would be offensive in a Muslim country
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK begins move toward US measurements as part of Brexit, meaning nation types will soon consist of those using metric, those who have been to the moon, and the British
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(Which?)
 
 
 
The British version of Consumer Reports tests the battery life of laptops to see which live up to their advertising claims. Can you guess whose gormless boffins know bugger all about their jobs, the bloody tossers?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says a "dead dog" would have won against Hillary Clinton. What does he think that is sitting on top of Trump's head?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
A lot of Spaniards speaking with a British accent? Blame Brexit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has to change its name in the UK because British people have trouble pronouncing it
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