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88 headlines found matching 'Britain'
Sun May 22, 2016
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Grab your eyeliner & fishnets. It's World Goth Day
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Other than Lost and possibly X-Files and Fringe, are there any other tv shows that have a complicated plotline?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Day Britain is back for a second year so on June 15, raise a pint glass of barely alcoholic, room-temperature lager that kinda tastes like dollar store pilsner spit into your mouth by a dog to whatever we were talking about
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump says he's been invited to visit David Cameron; David Cameron says otherwise
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's Express wants to get ahead of CNN, immediately says Egyptair Flight MS804 was "swerving erratically" and was "probably attacked by terrorists"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk calls Boris Johnson's Hitler comments "absurd." DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME AAAAAAAAAAYE YAAAAAAAY EEEEEEEEEE JUSTTELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME TUSK
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Britain's biggest rechargeable battery is a mountain
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's own composite of Cruz, Rubio, and Trump, has reversed course on immigration, saying it's a huge plus to the economy and that migrants make an "amazing contribution" to the country
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Argentina taunts Britain by saying if the country goes through with the Brexit, they will immediately reclaim the Falklands, officially paving the way for New Order's Blue Monday '16
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's most expensive sheepdog sells for £15,000 worth of steak
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Worst. Robot. Ever.
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not a great day for those with friggatriskaidekaphobia - of course not to be confused with kjahfjkajklhfbalsfbaphobia which is the irrational fear of falling asleep on your keyboard
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The ultimate guide to deep-fried British food, "undeniably one of the most joyful parts of Britain's cookery landscape." Everyone knows fish & chips and the Mars bar, but have you sampled the squibs or chipshakes?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The queen confirms stereotype of Chinese politicians, but China takes it in stride. Just kidding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' is a smashing, floating success
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Mon May 09, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Surely no-one will have a problem with this
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain allegedly has talent with Star Wars Stormtrooper dance troop
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Fri May 06, 2016
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is Boaty McBoatface
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ally of Jeremy Corbyn, the racist insane head of Britain's Labour party and the country's answer to Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, gets suspended for her ant-Semitic views. Views which Corbyn himself holds and values
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Extremely rare 1,100 carat diamond to bring $70 million at auction, or in Los Angeles Lakers terms, approximately four courtside seats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's cheapest house goes on sale for £1. Bring tools
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Wed May 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Using a metal detector in England seems a lot cooler than it does in the USA
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kit-Kat launches what is already being hailed as most disgusting flavor of all time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Local councils in Britain found to be collecting £20 million a year from the littering tickets they hand out at the rate of nine per hour because public safety
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain celebrates five years of tweeting about Balls
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Britain... "Could have been worse, officer. It could have dropped down from the sky in a bizarre piece of animation and stomped you flat. Just be glad it's a car. This time"
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Thu April 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Austrian Bishop refuses country border fence on his land. Why would you need a border fence if your country is literally surrounded by water anyway?
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(Belfast Newsletter)
 
 
 
Britain's exit from the EU was foretold in the Bible, apparently
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea is taking over Britain, but will it show up in 'Captain America: Civil War'?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wanted: Social media manager for HM Queen Elizabeth II. Successful candidate will receive competitive salary, free lunches, title of the Duke of Face and the Earl of Tweet
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Now that oil is basically worthless, Britain has found a whole bunch of it
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Tiny-dicked Trump painting generates death threats from someone in a tall building in Chicago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thanks to mild winter, Britain and its closets are OVERRUN by moths, and gouge-minded pest controllers are charging thousands of pounds to eradicate them
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Seems you can't stick a shovel in the ground anywhere in Great Britain without turning up something
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Inspired by American coffee rebels, Britain is undergoing a tea revolution. Goodbye to soggy teabags and fusty tea shops, hello to sencha fukamushi, bubble tea, lychee kombucha, and ricotta tortelli served in a lapsang souchong broth
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Mon April 11, 2016
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Who cares if a swallow can carry a coconut all the way to Britain? The important question is if an eagle could deliver a pizza to an airliner in flight
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Naked Rambler puts on some clothes for once (pic)
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Invisible shiat sandwich
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
School children launched a stuffed animal into space. It's basically become Sandra Bullock in 'Gravity' (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Town in shock after an entire KFC meal was tragically abandoned on the streets of Cheltenham. Reporters launch a high-profile appeal to reunite it with its owner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Britain to all of their banks: "We're going to need a list of all your ties to the Panama Papers law firm and every fake shell company they setup. By the end of next week"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's stupidest criminals include the thief who left his wig at a crime scene to the robber who tried to pay for a packet of crisps with cheese
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Mon April 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What we can learn from the most boring man in Britain, besides how to get more sleep
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Argentina goes all 'Arnie Schwarzenegger' on Britain, says 'We'll be back' in chilling warning over 'defenceless' Falkland Islands
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S., Britain to stage cyberattack test on nuclear plant, exchange nuclear waste. Yeah, this should end well. Nothing to worry about. Not a thing could go wrong. Sleep tight
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Search and rescue doesn't mind going and getting you if you climb a mountain and get stuck in a blizzard. Unless you're wearing shorts and the only thing you brought is a selfie stick
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents accused Britain's Channel 5 of "traumatizing children" by airing Watership Down on Easter. "We thought we were watching a fun kid's movie about rabbits. They started killing each other." Good thing they didn't stay up for Night of the Lepus
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English Easter - the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new sound: the roar of a single motorcycle attempting to break the world Wall Of Death speed record
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Old and boring: Brexit. New and exciting: Frexit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain proposes solving nation's drink problem by selling only light beer. And light wine. And light cider. And light liquor
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Actor who plays tanktop-wearing gardener on BBC kids' TV show is being hit on by every mom in Britain: "There have been letters. Rather fruity letters. And Valentine's cards. Maybe a few marriage proposals. And one lady knitted me a lovely turnip"
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain has new favorite fast food chain: Five Guys Burgers and Fries. USA USA USA
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's Easter weekend forecast: A bit ratty
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain to pull the plug on tampon tax
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Britain decides it would be a great idea to let the internet name its new £200 million polar research ship, so yeah, meet SS Boaty McBoatface
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Fri March 18, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Young people think the internet is more important than daylight...running hot water. Welcome back, hippies
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"America would never accept restrictions like what the EU has in place, so why should Britain?" Wait, you're taking advice from the colonies now?
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Thu March 10, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves, Exposed
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Shields Gazette)
 
 
 
Britain's national cookie shortage crisis is finally at an end, thanks to two planeloads of cookies
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is one sure way of getting over the finale of 'Downton Abbey' and it involves wine. Lots and lots of wine
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain tells Britain the moment after the "Brexit," they will immediately seize control of Gibraltar
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brit awards to be more diverse in 2017. Will finally include talent
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Sun March 06, 2016
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
World's biggest aircraft about to begin test flights in Britain: "It's not an airship. It's a mix between an aeroplane, an airship with a bit of helicopter thrown in"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's alt scene finally outlawed
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain invaded by poop-eating mussels that can crawl into your toilet
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
War, murder, rape, pillage, extortion are not enough for Islamic State as it takes it down another notch with its move into international banking
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Raspberry Pi becomes best-selling British-made computer in a field of one
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In Britain, The Office remains more documentary than comedy, according to diaries of these five anonymous office drones
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Tom Hardy gets more and more menacing with each new role
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's business leaders seek to remain cozy in the EU while London's raging Johnson wants to pull out. What a spot of bother
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ford builds the world's most pot-holed road to test new models of cars. Why didn't they just drive thru Chicago?
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: What light through yonder window breaks?
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Please clap (or I shoot the puppy)
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Mon February 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ikea unable to assemble proper tax forms, left a few important pieces out
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Forget Zika, shiat just got real
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Rare Nazi propaganda board game that encourages German children to invade Britain and there's no possible way to lose for sale at British auction. Still a better game than Monopoly
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
By the second trimester, you can distinctly make out a baby's facepalm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Star Wars producer charged by police for trying to kill Harrison Ford. George Lucas still unpunished for creating Jar Jar Binks
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here hold my shopping bag while I fall 60ft off this balcony onto a display bed
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Tue February 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even though Jihadi John is no longer with us, we still have to worry about Jihadi Paul, Jihadi George, and Jihadi Ringo
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This guy is making a fortune selling bottles of fresh air to the Chinese
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Thu February 04, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Come April, Britain will kick out all foreigner workers who make less than $50,000
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Wed February 03, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Flooding has caused a Ginger Nut and Custard Cream biscuit shortage in the UK. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
80-year-old TV chef wows Britain by trying farmer's garlic beer, having very British reaction to it
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Fri January 29, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Darth Vader's son takes control of Sky, begins construction of Death Star that can only move further to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New findings in the leaked documents provided by terrorist mastermind Edward Snowden reveal the US and Britain spied on Israeli jets and drones by hacking into their systems
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