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72 headlines found matching 'Britain'
Sun November 19, 2017
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you were planning to savor a delicious raspberry torte during your next trip to Vienna, there's bad news. The raspberries have Brexited
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The hunt for the Rojo Octubre?
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Thu November 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having finally decided he's mature enough, Queen Elizabeth delegates the Remembrance Sunday wreath-laying ceremony to Prince Charles, age 68. *SNIFF* They grow up so fast
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
A British landlord who writes childrens books and Nazi-occupied Britain-themed erotica won't rent to "coloureds" because of the curry smell is your sentient mad lib of the week
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
6 in 10 EU companies planning to move parts of their supply chains out of Britain after Brexit. Wait, you mean there's only 10 EU firms trading with Britain?
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU lets Britain know it's living in a fantasy land if it thinks Brexit will be routine
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I need to call a colleague in London tomorrow, as soon as she arrives at the office, but they's already changed from DST. When do I call? I'm so confused. I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain could lead the world's 'fourth industrial revolution' if it embraces robots and technology. If only there was a marketplace where they could sell their goods, possibly their neighbors. I'm sure they'll figure something out
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For today's lesson in the propaganda power of lowered expectations we consider the headline: "Britain's economy is BOOMING: Brexit joy at GDP boost" as Britain's economic growth exceeds forecasts. Now see if you can guess that growth rate (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Superstar F1 driver Lewis Hamilton is going vegan for health and ethical reasons, hopes to set example for other athletes that you don't need meat to be elite
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brian causing CHAOS in Britain. "Dozens of chairs were blown over by the strong winds, and locals were seen helping men in high-vis jackets to pick them up"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New law in Britain may require people to get off horses if they're deemed too fat
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan taking a break from Good Morning Britain in order to spend more time with his head up his own ass
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In news-to-nobody, cell phone companies happy to keep charging you monthly for a device you already own
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Britain prepares for the wrath of Brian. IT'S NOT A HURRICANE
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump writes a tweet linking Britain's crime rate with radical Islam that ends, "We must keep America Safe." Conservative MP Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson, shows the smackdown gene is inheritable, replying, "then fix gun control you daft twerp"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man with Britain's smallest penis lands job with slogan appropriate for his notoriety
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Can you be too fat for prison? An attorney is trying to keep his 273 lb. client out of it with this argument
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Headline: Brexit talks will remain deadlocked unless Theresa May stands up to...wait, why are you laughing? Oh, right, Theresa May standing up to someone, yeah that is a funny idea
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK has turned a £469 billion capital surplus to a £22 billion deficit
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Slowly but surely, Theresa May's repeated threats that Britain could walk away from Brexit negotiations with no deal are generating the pressure needed to cause a game-changing shift in the talks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not helping, Madam Secretary
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People are outraged Richard Branson said Brexit will be reversed when all the Leave voters die (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeremy, Britain's beloved sinestral snail, has passed. At times like this our thoughts turn to Escargots à la Bourguignonne
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After exposure to cosmic rays, EU declares clobbering time on Britain's financial sector
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to be laughed at
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good news, folks: Better times are on the way
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Sat October 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So Trump is starting a trade war with Canada and Britain, so we have that going for us now, which is nice
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Thu October 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook's UK tax bill hits £5.1m, Zuckerberg says no problem, our new Russian marketing division will cover it
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain says good morning as host drops a C-bomb. Bonus: his cohost's face (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun September 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lost Rubens found after 400 years, though I'm pretty sure 400-year-old sandwiches aren't good anymore
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
How successful was Theresa May's Brexit speech? Well, Britain's credit rating was immediately downgraded due to a loss of confidence in their ability to secure a deal
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And yet even more rich white people problems: Marilyn Manson blames Columbine shooting for destroying his career
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Despite March 2019 already being set as the date for Brexit, Britain's exit bill is curiously and repeatedly unspecific about the exit date. It's almost as if they might be having second thoughts
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Britain will have to spend nearly a billion pounds on new customs officers and border stations. Wow, who would have thought this Brexit thing would cost money?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson still insisting Britain will get back £350m a week after Brexit. What is it about politicians with absurd hair that drives them to make blatantly false promises?
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British PM reaction to Trump's public guessing about London attack: "STFU Noob"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Sovereignty: Brexiteers keep using that word, but it does not mean what they think it means
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage goes on barely coherent rant about Jean-Claude Juncker's vision for the EU, saying Britain should be thrilled it's breaking off and becoming a third-world country (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well, now that you mention it, I do feel a little flushed
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Tue September 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Come on Aileen, let's hit Britain with all you got. COME ON AILEEN
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
MY GOD THE PRICE OF BEER IS ABOUT TO SKYROCKET; WHAT CAN--oh, wait, just in Britain. Carry on, then
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The UK's faith in a 'sweet Brexit' isn't just deluded - it's dangerous." So, full steam ahead then?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Like the finest 'Made in China' US flagpin, Britain's new 'look at us, we're independent now' blue passports may be manufactured with a sense of irony
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Conservative government too preoccupied with infighting to govern effectively. What an utterly surprising and unprecedented scenario that is
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain's car sales are not all right, in fact there's plenty left
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what all are you doing on this fine Labor Day Weekend?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now is the winter of Britain's healthcare discontent
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: another unexploded bomb from WWII found in Germany. Fark: 1.4 tonnes of explosive. Great reporting: "The HC 4000 bomb is assumed to have been dropped by Britain's Royal Air Force during the 1939-45 war." Bonus - photo of squirrel near bombsite
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
As you most surely know, Queen Elizabeth owns many of the swans in England. So what do you do if you're 5 years old and want one to keep in the tub? You write to the queen, of course
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
The rudest place names in Britain. Come for Sodom, stay for Cockplay
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Britain: Hey, rest of the world. You know those trade deals you guys signed with the EU, you're cool with copypasta versions with us too, right?
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron begs for compromise in EU trade deal (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists are worried about a stunning drop in the insect population in Europe, and Britain in particular. Of course, nobody cared about this until somebody noticed their windshield was unusually clean this summer
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what do you like on your pizza?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are a ton of white people in Britain
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Sun August 13, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Britain had a Star Trek comic book before the show ever aired, featuring the adventures of brave Captain Kurt and bloodthirsty Mr. Spock
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Britain celebrates 50 years of pirate radio, presumably with a bottle of rum
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain will soon be facing an onslaught of super-fleas with giant penises. Well... 'giant' relative to Britain, anyway
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hard Brexit? Soft Brexit? Theresa May ponders a third option, presumably marzipan (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
At street food conference, Anthony Bourdain says he's tired of chicken tikka masala, exhorts Britain to find new national dish that expresses true Britishness and can spark a real street food culture
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'One of the nastiest sea creatures to have ever inhabited the Earth' has been named after Motorhead frontman Lemmy
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Mon August 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brexit negotiations "have not begun well" with Britain being "a bit absent". Adjusted for British understatement, this translates as 'a raging dumpster fire conducted by people who don't know what the fark they're even arguing for'
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sales down, investment cratered, supply chains at risk and trade deals set to disappear. Brexit not really bringing those joy-joy feelings to the UK car industry
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Two House Intelligence Committee Republicans decided to go on a top secret spy hunting mission in Britain. How secret was it? Neither Robert Mueller's special counsel or fellow Democratic House Intelligence members knew
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey, Wladimir Klitchko. You're fresh off two ass kickings. What's your next step? Oh, retirement
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Tue August 01, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
61% of those polled are fine with buggering up the national economy just to score political points. These folks are: A)Brexiters B)Elderly C)Idiots D)All of the above
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Fri July 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania to make solo trip to Canada for Invictus games. Maybe she can bring First Lady Ivanka along if she wants a little competition for the affections of Pretty Boy Justin.. Will be free of need to swat away Tiny Hands
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels can block Britain's trade deal with USA, claims the EU trade minister
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Chest with Nazi gold found. They know it's Nazi gold because each bar has a little mustache on it
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hitler's secret invasion dossier for his plan to invade Britain reveals what he was most afraid of for his troops: Slovenly English housewives, as well as those "small and dark" people of Wales
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