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154 headlines found matching 'Bon'
Sun April 26, 2015
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(38)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After hitting a 5-year-old boy with her car, woman does the logical thing and tries to hide from authorities by crawling into a shallow hole and covering herself with dirt. (Bonus: 'Eyebrows by Sharpie' mugshot)
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Thu April 23, 2015
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
US to announce plans to reduce agricultural carbon emissions, first step includes not giving so much fiber to farm animals
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(7)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fartbongo is plotting to become President of the World
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(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify male dinosaurs by studying their bones. They're just now figuring that part out?
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(14)
 
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
The top 10 drinking songs of all time. "Night Train" by Guns N' Roses? Check. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker? George Thorogood would also be acceptable. "Tequila"? We got ourselves an evening
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Kentucky bourbon thieves swiped 'more than one person could drink in a lifetime'" Drew: "Challenge accepted"
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(55)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
An interview with Ireland's greatest musician not named Bono, Van Morrison
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(72)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Is America ready for marijuana moguls who can light their bongs with $100 bills?
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(42)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Baseball Reference)
 
 
 
Well, after two weeks of the MLB season, let's check how the new game-length rules are working: average game length is 3 hours, as opposed to last years' 3:08. Bonus: Without Yankees/Red Sox it's 2:58
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(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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Thu April 16, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nippon Ichi-ban: Japan becomes leading holder of U.S. Treasury bonds over China
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
In only their second home game of the season, the Red Sox already have one miracle win under their belts (with bonus picture of David Oritz's best "have him bathed and brought to my chamber" moment)
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Tue April 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Crazy liberal wants to slash CEO's pay by more than 90% and raise company's minimum wage to $70,000. Bonus: This person IS the CEO
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(253)
 
(Some Scanner)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but medical labs offer bonuses to doctors for running unnecessary tests. On second thought, you may want to lie down for this and hold very still
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(42)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Back in Czechoslovakia, our printers had no ribbons, our plotters were made from perforated metal sheets, our data was stored on cassettes and recorded by data recorders, and all our computer mouses had BIG Ping-Pong BALLS
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bundesbank tells bond creditors to expect to lose half their Scheiße because of Germany's exposure to Austria
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(23)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods said he had to pop a bone back into his wrist mid-round. "I just put it back in"
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Sun April 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
61 years ago today, Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock," teenagers to see many happy days ahead (bonus: intro by 31-year-old Dick Clark)
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(16)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone is giving Jon Bon Jovi his own reality television show
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(21)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
China, where driving a Buick and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon are signs you've totally made it
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(14)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over James Bond. Melissa McCarthy is here to become our next super spy hero and prove that body image ain't nothing but a social construct that has no bearing on actual super spy ability
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(96)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look at what it's like to be a child actor in the Star Trek franchise. Of course it mentions the train wreck trajectory of Brian Bonsall; how could it not?
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(38)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
May seventy-six trombones welcome the Church of Gay to Indiana
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Tue March 31, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manhattan woman fatally walloped by flying plywood. Bonus: Article actually uses the phrase 'fatally walloped'
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roger Moore says London born Idris Elba isn't "English-English" enough to play Bond. You know, not like those Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and AUSTRALIAN-English guys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Bond-themed swinger party at $5 million mansion canceled at the onset after guest drowns. The Aristocrats
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(59)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
This is why you and your wife should avoid breaking into the home of a female weightlifter. "He hit me, so I socked him in his eye." (Bonus: His & Her mugshots)
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Sun March 29, 2015
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"Laser weapon extraordinaire Patrick Priebe has unveiled his latest project, a Bond-inspired laser watch, featuring a rugged metal body, carbon fiber face, a salvaged LED watch module and the most important part, a 1500milliwatt laser"
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says marijuana tax revenue is blood money: "I experimented with cannabis once in college. I got so hungry I wound up eating a family of four. Bones, hair, clothes, everything"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
World's oldest evidence of breast cancer found in 4,200-year-old Egyptian bones. And you thought your HMO was slow in getting back with your diagnosis
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(10)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you think of a southern classic dish to serve family and friends, what comes to mind? Show us your recipes that'll make our arteries clog up yet we still want to go actually make the food. Bonus points if it's healthy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Speaker at Melbourne disability summit had to be carried onto stage due to lack of wheelchair access. Bonus: the venue's disabled toilets were used for storage
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Wed March 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Sir, please keep your arms, legs, and boner clear of the doors
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(22)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Costa Mesa Daily Pilot)
 
 
 
CPA John Moorlach, the guy who correctly predicted Orange County's bankruptcy back in 1994 and then presided over rebuilding its bond rating, just became a CA State Senator. His mind is pure machinery
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Sat March 21, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California's drought progression in five photos, or, How to tell you're boned by looking at Half Dome
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philippines starts demanding touring rock groups sign a bond that they won't smoke pot in the country
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Local sportscaster Dale Hansen sets the Dallas Cowboys on fire for signing Greg Hardy. Bonus - he calls Roger Goodell "the NFL's Barney Fife" (video)
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow says she's like the common woman in that--well, both are carbon-based life-forms, I guess
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Wed March 18, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Chemical weapons banned since 1997 are finally being destroyed in the unstable third world dictatorship of Colorado. Bonus: Kentucky plans to get rid of theirs sometime in 2023
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Tue March 17, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's slow news day features $1000 reward for stolen $949 motorized cooler, with bonus sexy raccoon picture
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(29)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
For portraying Mexico as something other than a crime-riddled cesspool ruled by drug cartels, producers of the James Bond film Spectre will receive $20 million
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Chicago Now)
 
 
 
"If you are still a wing-nut in your 40's, you are a bonafide wing-nut. It's not the easiest thing to see 'the look' in people's eyes as it dawns on them that they are talking to a bonafide wing-nut. But"
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why the FCC's net neutrality rules will be a bonanza for lawyers. Just like absolutely everything else
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New report says the average Wall Street bonus for 2014 was $172,860. As opposed to the rest of the country that considers it a bonus that they actually have a job
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(26)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Kentucky police recover five barrels of stolen Wild Turkey bourbon from a man's backyard. Drew?
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(40)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
We will soon have a shortage of bourbon because people in the '90s had shiatty taste in liquor. Thanks O'Douls
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(36)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a good Bon Jovi tattoo, but some are worse than others
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(45)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Inspired by SyFy, Baskin-Robbins names Snacknado its Flavor of the Month: "salty caramel ice cream with chocolate-covered potato chips and pretzels, swirled with candy pieces, chocolate fudge, and salted pretzel ribbons"
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Sat March 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Video uses a cloud chamber to show exactly why you should get your basement tested for radon. Bonus visual support for atomic and nuclear theory
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(24)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"A 2.8 million-year-old jaw bone and five teeth found on a rocky slope in the Afar region of Ethiopia, are the oldest known human fossils, beating the previous discovery by 400,000 years"
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
He's young, conservative, thinks Obama hates America, and was kicked off of Facebook for being underage. He'll make a great GOP candidate in 2040. Bonus: Thinks his booting off FB was a conspiracy against his conservative rants
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(194)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Conservative political party celebrates International Women's Day at men-only club, because where else would they do it? With bonus pic of Australia's Minister for Women in a fetching blue tie (autoplay video)
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3-D bone scans allowing museum workers to digitally recreate Sophie the Stegosaurus' mass, they know better to ask her weight
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(4)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Every James Bond movie, ranked from worst to first. Subby agrees with the worst one, that's for sure
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(200)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of last night's Chilean volcanic eruption you will see today (with bonus video goodness)
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Idaho GOP, we can now add Hindus to the list of things Republicans hate. Bonus quote: "They worship cows!"
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(126)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trombone player
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(17)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Gun group offers to pay $15,000 for a 3D printer that makes carbon fiber copies after the only company that makes them refused to sell it one, "citing terms of service that disallow private citizens from using the machine to make firearms"
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Mon March 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker, who's on his fifth marriage, pens letter to judge arguing against same-sex marriage for the usual "destroying the sanctity of marriage" reasons. Bonus: Wrote to the wrong judge
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(239)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Apparently having a similar, but not matching, name to a sex offender is enough to be arrested and charged for child pornography in Michigan. Added bonus: City refuses to have the correct person arrested
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(123)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Will Smith's Focus is #1 in this corner of Earf, bringing in $20.2 million. Kingsman: The Secret Chav is #2 with $10.8 million, and Fifty Shades breaks free of its bondage and slides to #3, narrowly edging out Pet Semetary remake The Lazarus Effect
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(49)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists observe temperatures warming in response to increased carbon dioxide but, of course, no one even cares anymore. At least no one in a position to do something about it, sadly
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(61)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sam Mendes opens up about why wanted to direct the upcoming James Bond film SPECTRE and surprisingly doesn't list "crap tons of money" as one of his motivations
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the movies, a James Bond-style retractable bumper to hide your license plate is cool. However, using one at the toll booth on the George Washington Bridge, is not
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak, even though you just gave him a t-bone two minutes ago
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(3)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The cream-filled Cinnabon Delights at Taco Bell not rough enough for the roof of your mouth? Company decides to coat them with Cap'n Crunch. Happy now?
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(10)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Tesla's Model S has a secret James Bond mode: Tapping in 'T007' on the dashboard 'transforms' it into submersible spy car"
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(29)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Awesome picture of the USAF airplane boneyard in Arizona. Bonus: You can zoom in for a really close view of the rotting corpses
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(50)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's giant hole opens up and swallows buildings is brought to you by St. Petersburg. Bonus - it swallowed a building called 'The Underground'
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(32)
 
(Luton & Dunstable Express)
 
 
 
Are 'No Dalek' signs on a Luton busway the most pointless notices ever? Bonus: does this tagline break the question-mark-means-no rule?
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(91)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut will restore highway tolls now that modern toll collection technology comes with bonus vehicle tracking
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Posts publishes an article that basically boils down to the meme "I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time." BONUS: the story starts off with CPAC people confusing two of their African American leaders with one another
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(36)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For rent: one Hungary village. Bonus: You get to be the deputy mayor of it
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(21)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Bobby Bonilla turned 52 today. The New York Mets are still paying him over a million dollars a year and will continue to do so for another 20 years. He hasnt played for the Mets since 2000
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(68)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian Stonehenge replica can be yours for $5 million. Bonus: Life-size, so as to not be in danger of being crushed by a dwarf
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(15)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of fish rescued from leaking canal in Britain by the kind of people who'd give a hamster a bone marrow transplant
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(8)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Internationally, Fifty Shades of Grey has rocketed past the $400 million mark and Kingsman: The Secret Service has officially become bigger than James Bond
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(39)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
UFC 61 thread. Will Frank "Bonesnapper: Mir conquer Easter Island or will he burn up on reentry to THE octagon ? Will ..uh...ugh...let's hope the rest of the card turns out to be a pleasant surprise from the unheard of fighters. FoxSports1, 8PM ET/prelims 5PM ET
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(178)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered "Bourbon virus" linked to Kansas man's death. Paging Dr. Curtis, Dr. Curtis to the ER, stat
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(43)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Supercompressor)
 
 
 
If you can carbonate water why can't you carbonate whiskey, tequila or vodak?
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(95)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
America: The number one cyberattack target, worldwide. Fark Bonus: shiat your pants as you click one link further and watch in real-time the barrage of attacks with pew pew laser effects
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(45)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Jim Beam becomes the latest bourbon company sued for "deceptive labeling." Next up, Budweiser in the dock for not being the royal leader of all lager
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(80)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why do you want to stuff your face with munchies after you've done 20 bong hits? Science has the answer as to why marijuana fools the brain's feeding system
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(101)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Sex helps us to fight off serious diseases, say scientists researching the benefits of bonking"
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(18)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The spectre of injury continues to hover over the set of the latest James Bond film
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(16)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A hacker group known as Carnaback is believed to have stolen a billion dollars by turning ATMs into zombies. That's like a week of banker's bonuses
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(52)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Another work week approaches, another massive snowstorm takes aim at New England. Bonus: This week, we get the introduction of the "snow hurricane" forecast
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(73)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Hip replacements have skyrocketed among younger adults. Apparently we're getting so fat that even our own bones are cracking under the stress of all that weight
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(49)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman drives car off bridge. Car falls 60 ft and lands upright. Woman and her passenger are taken to hospital with minor injuries. TADA. With helpful picture of what a car may look like after falling 60 feet. Bonus: Hackensack
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(86)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Good: Your company finishes testing its latest project. Great: Celebratory pizza party at a bowling alley. Sad Trombone: During party, company VP hands out pink slips to everyone
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(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian MySpace party douche Corey Worthington is back at again, now with bonus neck tattoo
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(26)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judas camels help thin the herd by leading shooters to feral groups in the Australian outback, say they look forward to managing Omaha Cinnabons when this is all over
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(52)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Gambon to retire due to Obliviate spell
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(31)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul breaks all preexisting cable viewership records. No word on the impact it has had on Cinnabon franchises
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(136)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Roger Moore offers to sub in for Daniel Craig on new James Bond movie after Craig hurt his knee shooting a fight scene: 'I'm available to step in if needed'
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(52)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Mets' Single-A affiliate Brooklyn Cyclones will have a "Saved By the Bell" night, with SBtB themed jerseys and events. Bonus: Anyone named 'Johnny Dakota' is banned from the game because we "Say Nope to Dope"
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(5)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Employee of the year bonus. New hotness: Employee of the year boner
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(25)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
It may be time to trade in your pink cancer awareness ribbon for one with tobacco stains
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(27)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Can I haz a bong hit?
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(11)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Employees feeling unhappy and suffering low morale? Forget the raises and bonus, don't even think about a pizza party. Real solution? Make them work harder
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(48)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Remembering Frisco's Hippo Cafe, where the gourmet burger was born: "Bourbon Burger was good, until the cook started to drink all the bourbon"
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(42)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While "Cats in the Cradle" is a touching song, and fits the father-son bonding theme of Nissan's Superb Owl commercial, you'd think SOMEBODY at Nissan's ad agency would remember Harry Chapin died in a horrific car accident
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The gruesome secrets skeletons reveal about our ancestors. Like how they were all made of bones yet walked around and stuff
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(19)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think you're a true vegan you also probably think there is no way your sugar could contain bone char from cows
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(128)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Old: Car jacking someone at 4am. Florida: Carjacking a police officer for their cruiser. (w/bonus mugshot of how well that turned out for him)
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(37)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
This Zamboni DWI was brought to you by the city of Fargo
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(42)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Fark's Science News You Can Use™, Friday edition: "Can you get a boner in space?"
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr catches 33 footballs in a minute with one hand. Bonus: Drew Brees ran out of footballs at one point, so Beckham had to throw the ball back
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(33)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark pro-tip: Don't propose to your fiance on the edge of a cliff. Pro-tip Bonus: Don't jump for joy on the edge of a cliff
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(43)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip way back in time to the early '90s and a show called James Bond Jr, which was about the nephew of James Bond because of course that makes sense. How about a '90s cartoon roll call? Personally, I got Biker Mice From Mars FTW
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(115)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just four photographers left who have covered every single Super Bowl. Bonus: one of them is definitely old school - no digital cameras and no computer
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(11)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ catches John "Papa John" Schnatter eating someone else's pizza. Bonus: with a fork. OH THE HUMANITY
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(137)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Handy chart for always knowing just who is behind each character's voice on the Simpsons. Bonus: South Park chart thrown in
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(44)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG ID's one of those Texas thieves who took selfies with a stolen iPad that sent images to owner's iCloud account. Bonus: He has the word "Brilliant" tattooed across his chest
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(36)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin visited a military research institute outside Moscow and was shown Russia's cutting edge combat robot. Here's what he saw. With bonus facial expression at the ~30 second mark
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(56)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Family reunited with lost dog that was stolen and sold on Craigslist. With bonus outtakes of reporter trying to get a playful Husky to sit still
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(26)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Some people find oil. We were lucky to find mastodon bones"
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(31)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont backs out of directing Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth in The Huntsman. That man just can't find any project he wants to commit to
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(13)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
High School basketball coach suspended for winning game 161-2, not handing out participation ribbons to the losing team as he dried their tears and took them for ice cream sundaes
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(133)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pencils down, close books, finish bourbon, and remove pants: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(24)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
In summary, the best bourbon comes from KY, where the water comes from doesn't matter, Jack Daniel's is special bourbon, NDPs are as old as American whiskey, and Elijah Craig didn't invent diddly squat
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(44)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
Uh oh. We're boned
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
How to properly grief a game where you can't team kill. Bonus: background music is awesome
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(28)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Calif. man speeds through car wash at 40mph on his way to the farmers market. (with video bonus)
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bonnie and Clyde 2015
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(67)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible private jets owned by private citizens. Bonus: Boeing convinced a customer that his plane has "the same" missile avoidance system as Air Force One
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(132)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Bonding moment
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(23)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pot-infused sexual lube set to hit market, so you can make your bong a dong for a song
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(59)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(MMA Frenzy)
 
 
 
"Bones" Jones continues to demonstrate what a superhuman physical specimen he truly is, needing only a single night of rehab for his cocaine habit
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(38)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Transgender woman who injected glue and tire sealant into flats still unhappy with bond
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(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having experience in jungle survival, possessing martial arts proficiency, being a wine and food aficionado. James Bond? Nope. Bear Grylls? Nah. Your friendly flight attendant? Bingo
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(26)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair, and remember that Scott McKenzie would have been 76 today. (Bonus: live performance - Monterey 1967)
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(8)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Reclusive billionaire In-N-Out heiress comes out to personally cut the ribbon on the chain's 300th restaurant, in Anaheim. Post how your local burger joint is better on the right
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(340)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Alabama town decides to give their lawyers a new year's bonus, declare God as the owner
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(164)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
While you're trying to figure out how to 3D print a bong, astrophysicists printed an exploding star system
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(13)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Have an order of eggs and home fries while you check out the best diners in every state. Bonus: Kentucky's is Drew's Saturday morning hangout
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(157)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
New Year's bonfire party are always fun. Until somebody breaks out a machete
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ex-CEO and bond king Bill Gross says 2015 is going to be a farked up year, y'all. BUY SEEDS NOW
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(38)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
The American Shopping Mall Regime is under economic attack as retail is going to hell in a hand basket. Fark Bonus: Dead mall pictures
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX Falcon 9 launch scrubbed again due to malfunction, trying again Friday. For bonus points, will attempt to land the first ever "reusable rocket" on an ocean platform
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(26)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Going home for the holidays is a great time to bond with your mother and then drunkenly attack her with a stapler
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(31)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over: Bono says he may never play the guitar again
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harry Reid broke his ribs and several bones in his face in what he described as an "exercise accident," although authorities are asking Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz for alibis anyway
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(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If this cover of "Stacy's Mom" doesn't get your toes tapping and put a big grin on your face, there's no hope. Bonus:The impressive bass hand-off into melodica solo midway through - authentic 1930s showmanship
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(28)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are a handful of things you should be doing to improve your bond with your dog, no peanut butter required
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(53)
 
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
For your eyes only: James Bond's new Aston Martin DB10
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(21)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eighty-six images from 2014 that were totally fake. You know, pixels and all. With 2015 bonus of not being a slideshow
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(36)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Man takes father-son bonding to a whole new level by calling in a bomb threat to a hospital as a diversion and helping his son pull off the armed robbery of a gas station
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(12)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The top ten biggest civil rights violations of 2014. BONUS: NOT A SLIDESHOW. So there's one civil right left intact
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(137)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
I remember the year the music died; 2014 version. BONUS: Not a slideshow. DOUBLE FARKING BONUS: Songs from those who passed included
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(36)
 

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