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140 headlines found matching 'Bon'
Fri April 29, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bono wants Christian Rock to stop simply replacing "Baby" with "Jesus"
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(Violinist.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot refuses to let concert violinist bring her 1742 Guarneri violin on board "because I say so." Sad trombone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're a top NFL prospect, try to avoid Tweeting pictures of yourself wearing a gas mask connected to a bong right before the draft
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Key and Peele go to an animal shelter and proceed to give the residents names like Mr. Higgabonton Crumplier III, Cat Licksyrussel, Purrhuggz N' Harmony, and FluffyTail WhiskerFace
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Wed April 27, 2016
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Trom-bones... get it?" "Jesus Carl, a man is dead"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Trans South Carolina teen files Title IX lawsuit after being suspended for using the boys' bathroom. Bonus: teacher followed kid into bathroom "to make sure he used the right one," yet is not under arrest
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(Life News)
 
 
 
"In response to the nationwide Planned Parenthood protest, members of The Satanic Temple of Detroit crashed the event dressed in bondage fetish wear, baby masks and diapers and engaged in group flagellation"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CBS News)
 
Video
 
"Bottles of older scotch, bourbon or rum can cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars, but a South Carolina man is changing all that with an invention he claims can produce the equivalent of a 20-year-old spirit in less than a week"
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(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Today is John James Audubon's 231st birthday. Time to go shoot one of those feathered lizards and paint the little bugger - for science
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fight over the sea monkey fortune has everything: an old bondage actress, X-Ray Spex and the Aryan Nations. With picture of a sea monkey gate
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Some Porterhouse)
 
 
 
Texas man purloins steaks, has beef with cops leading to high-speed chase. Police use flanking maneuvers and attempt to T-bone suspect before he's finally cut off. Strip search reveals evidence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bond film director Guy Hamilton, 93, who helmed multiple Connery and Moore movies including Live and Let Die, .... well, in this tab, we used to say live and let live
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Sat April 23, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man redefines street crime by stealing the street (with video and bonus Super Mario Brothers theme tune)
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Everybody ready for water-buckey-balloon fights? Chemists make smallest water balloon possible, 70 carbon atoms and one molecule of water
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
There's stupid, and then there's "trying to pay your bond with counterfeit money" stupid
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Look at your cable bill lately? Disney is pulling in $6.60 per subscriber to hear the talking heads at ESPN. Oh, and reruns of "Bones" are not the reason that TNT gets $1.65 a month
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Think you can tell the difference between bourbon and rye? Think again
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Chabon, Brian K. Vaughan, Akiva Goldsman, and Nicole Perlman will develop an on-screen connected Hasbro universe featuring G.I. Joe, Micronauts, Visionaries, M.A.S.K. and ROM
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Harvard law student's erudite question for Middle Eastern politician: why are you so smelly? Bonus: efforts to cover up who asked question well underway
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(KEYC Mancato)
 
 
 
Need to give your employees a bonus but don't want to pay cash? Obviously, the clear choice must be meth
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
AOL wants to make the 'world's largest 360 degree and VR news network'. Bonus: by acquiring a company founded by guys called Mooser and Darg
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Trees have an internet, but it's just a series of carbon tubes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When furnishing your lair inside a hollowed-out volcano in which you intend to capture and imprison Mr. Bond while you execute your plan for world domination, why not consider, as your primary seating solution, this chair made from a 737 jet engine?
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Some Mahalo)
 
 
 
"You get a job. And YOU get a job. EVERYBODY gets a job". Bonus: Hawaii
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bondic® Pro Kit. Like welding, but with liquid plastic and the same kind of UV activator that your dentist uses. Works better than super glue in a lot of circumstances. Now hold my beer while I try this. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue April 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The 100 best (worst?) movie one-liners post-kill. Come for Schwarzenegger, stay for James Bond
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Uni Watch)
 
 
 
The Pirates try to bring some fun to baseball with bumblebee throwbacks. Bonus pics of the announcers going full Anchorman
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New investigation conducted by The Ric Romero Institution for Journalism Institute discovers the majority of teachers in one state who receive bonuses teach in affluent areas
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
1986: The year Bon Jovi ruined everything
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Fri April 15, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has been helping people start families for decades, and now it's completing the circle by giving employees up to 16 weeks of paid leave to bond with them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz stopped by The Tonight Show, doing a skit where Jimmy Fallon portrayed Trump and tried to get Cruz to laugh off his New York Values comments. But Ted Cruz does not have a comedic bone in his body
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Thu April 14, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Only your one true love would tell you to get back into the truck. So you could keep inhaling the carbon monoxide so you can finally commit that suicide you've been talking about
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"We need to fight ISIS with comedy; when you laugh at them when they are goose-stepping down the street, you take away their power" says noted human rights activist Bono on his solution to combat terrorism
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Tue April 12, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Badass grandma survives 9 days in wilderness, kills elk to fashion "help" sign with its bones ... presumably from picture, anyway ... article's kinda long
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
David Letterman turns 69 today. Let's look wayyy back to February 1982 and his very first late-night broadcast. Bonus points for glimpsing beardless Chris Elliott
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian admits she's a member of the Mile-High Club. Membership in the Gormless Attention Whore Club, Rusty Trombone Club and DVDA Club yet to be confirmed
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Author who made her name detailing her swinger's life and loved threesomes, foursomes and bondage tells why she is happy to lose her sex drive." Sounds more like she burned it out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC Sports expects ratings bonanza for NHL playoffs this season, thanks to all-American Stanley Cup field with zero Canadian teams to threaten viewership
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian foodies unimpressed by inflammatory French video demonstrating one-pot recipe for pasta alla carbonara with creme fraiche and onion. "We're open to all kinds of variations on the carbonara, but this goes too far...désolé"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What exactly is the public etiquette of wearing VR headsets in public? And, how do bystanders deal with these entitled boneheads?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day in 1974, Hank Aaron becomes the undisputed home run champion. No asterisk needed. (bonus: One of the greatest moments in MLB history is called by Vin Scully)
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas Online says that the 'satirical website Fark.com' hits one out of the park with this headline: "Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cop t-bones school bus, injuring 3. Cop says the bus just suddenly cut in front of him, and nobody could possibly have stopped in time, even if he had been paying attention and following traffic laws
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Blue Jays manager John Gibbons: "Lighten up, Frances"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Insects found to be capable of repairing their bones just like humans. Unknown if original bone breaks also began with gambling debts, the way it did in humans
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Using infrared satellite images, notable space archaeologist discovers Viking settlement site on the southwest coast of Newfoundland. Bonus: Space archeologist reads Fark, and is a friend of Drew's
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian rugby games are still a great place to kick back in the sun and drink an entire quart of bourbon
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Your day's pretty much a total bummer when, after you've been kidnapped, beaten, rescued by cops, and treated for broken bones and other injuries, the cops arrest you for outstanding warrants
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Sun April 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a continuing series of things you can crush with a hydraulic press ... a bowling ball and pin. (with surprise bonus crush at 2:45) (also, some slightly Not safe for work audio commentary)
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"It's a bourbon. It's a rye. No, wait, it's....both"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Fark, behold your new snack overlord: Fried bourbon-soaked Twinkies
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Hey, could a living creature be as big as a galaxy? **long bong exhale** And if both our brains and our neurons were 10 times bigger, does that mean we'd have 10 times fewer thoughts during our lifetimes?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach tells his team if they win two more games, they can name his baby. Bonus: Team says if they win two more games, they're going to name the baby Benjamin Smalls
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer could get $37 million if the company is sold. Mostly just as a bonus from investors for actually getting someone to take it off their hands
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
PSA: Never leave your grocery list lying around unattended or your 6-year-old son might add a few items. Bonus: Future Farker
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bourbon tourists could soon start sipping cocktails during distillery tours thanks to Kentucky lawmakers
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Tue March 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CEO who caused a gas leak that devastated a California community gets a nice, hefty $3 million bonus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa Congressman: Washington DC needs a recession. DC Bar owner: fark you, I'm going to raise money for your opponent. BONUS: With a $20 all the beer you can drink event
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sterling Archer comes clean on all 24 James Bond flicks. That's a lot of phrasing
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is thanks to that bone marrow transplant, you're leukemia-free. The bad news is the woman who donated the bone marrow was allergic to kiwi and now so are you
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Fri March 18, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Japanese beverage maker unveils soda that tastes like potato chips. Because nothing quenches your thirst better than a potato, cooking oil and salt put into a bottle with carbonated water
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds defeats Giancarlo Stanton and Christian Yelich in a Marlins home run hitting contest and doesn't get a swelled head over it
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Tue March 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In what will surely go down as a scientific breakthrough on a par with splitting the atom and discovering gravity, scientists have worked out the physics of ribbon curling
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man allowed to wear a fox hat in his driver's license photo in order to honor his spirit animal. Bonus: Driver's license photo included in article
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Dildonian defendant says he only "borrowed" government truck, didn't steal it. Bonus: says the feds have no authority, God is his lawyer, and he's never won in court
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street bonuses in 2015 totaled $25 billion. To which executives are saying it is justified since they stole it all fair and square
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Tue March 08, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of threatening a school bus monitor with a gun descends into the high stakes world of bongo theft
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Bonjour Paris
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're going to look at child porn on your cell phone, you might want to remember to grab it before leaving Starbucks. Bonus "This guy seems harmless" mugshot
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Learn how all the candidates stand on animal rights issues. It's not great for the GOP. Bonus pics of Cruz's kids doing the Christie hostage face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women are paying $1,700 for bone broth cleanse where they consume nothing but the liquid beloved by Paleo devotees for 5 days. Sounds like a load of bouillon
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
When not body-slamming photographers, Trump's campaign is giving media credentials to white nationalist radio hosts who think "interracial sex is white genocide." Bonus: They scored a 20-minute interview with Trump Jr. that they will be airing soon
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
The school bus is late picking up your snowflake. Do you C) barge into school, throw a hissy fit, and resist arrest. Bonus: bring along your crack and pipe
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Parents rent drug-sniffing dogs to search teens' bedrooms. Your dog wants a trenchcoat, a straight shot of bourbon, and the rotten truth
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top British bonsai artist grows miniature versions of the hornbeam, Chinese elm, Scots pine, and the larch. "Trott's work requires monkish care of his leafy charges, which he intersperses with attendance at rowdy horticultural shows"
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Bones has been renewed. Fark: And cancelled
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just releases super-secret climate science equation that explains how the world can lower carbon dioxide emissions "down to zero." Science points out formula didn't do that when it was discovered 14 years ago
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Fri February 26, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The 100 greatest movie quotes of all times, as chosen by Hollywood insiders, actors, directors, and grips. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois's Republican governor says not using email to correspond with staff "improved his life dramatically." Plus, it had the added bonus of leaving no paper trail
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(Lake Country Now)
 
 
 
"Oh look, the El Kabong restaurant." KABONG
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The real time counter of how much CO2 the earth is churning out is a real gas. Behold the carbon clock
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
Weeners
 
Weedlord Bonerhitler might want to rethink that last name
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Taiwanese Animators' latest update: Trump rides a RINO to victory, Zombie Jeb gets whacked, Cruz and Carson in a closet, Hillary takes Reddit from behind. Bonus: no Kasich as he wasn't worth their time for a CGI model
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 83, with Donald "Cowboy" Ceronne vs Alex "Cowboy" Oliveira. My money's on Cowboy. Early prelims at 5:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1. Bonus: No Kimbo or Dada
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Salisbury Cathedral moves huge sculpture because people keep walking into it while they're texting. Bonus for use of word 'gobsmacked' to describe situation
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Bobby Labonte is back in a Joe Gibbs #18, Ryan Reed hopes to 'beetus the field again, and Morgan Shepherd already wants a nap as the NASCAR Buschfinitywide Series season begins at Daytona with the Powershares QQQ 300, 3:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri February 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil company cuts 25,000 jobs. But the CEO got an $18 million bonus
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Yes getting old sucks, but when an old bedridden dog and a young puppy meet and bond, it just makes your day. Every day ends with a happ{y}
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former Treasury Secretary says it's time to get rid of the $100 bill, saying it would make life tougher for criminals. Except for the fact that most big criminals do all their dealings through stocks, bonds, commodities
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas mayor arrested again, adding resisting arrest, assault, and disorderly conduct to the previous corruption charges. Bonus: New charges arise because of calls for his resignation
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dad was gone only two hours before returning home to find his 24-year-old daughter naked and passed out from swilling Capt. Morgan, with the 2-year-old she was supposed to watch playing beside her. Bonus: McKayla Maroney mug shot
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Mon February 15, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bone-chilling temperatures did not prevent Valentine's Day bandit from striking again this year
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lita Ford tells all about the '80s in her new biography: "She claims Bon Jovi vomited while they were in bed, Eddie Van Halen jumped out a building to escape her ex and Dee Dee Ramone gave her crabs"
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Thu February 11, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland marijuana dispensary puts up a mural of an ape in a space suit smoking from a bong. Some people have a problem with this
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Wed February 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google CEO awarded a record $199 million stock bonus. News of the award was found by Googling "ridiculous waste of corporate money"
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Mon February 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After the bank posted record losses last quarter, the CEO of Credit Suisse announces that he has asked his Board to significantly slash his bonus payment. In response, the CEO of other major banks were seen slipping bars of soap into socks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The worst Super Bowl TV commercial of the night? This local spot for a boner clinic
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Sun February 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Damnboni
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
According to Republicans, tree burning is carbon neutral
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Sat February 06, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Modern-day Bonnie-and-Clyde crime spree comes to an end. "Clyde" is killed, "Bonnie" in custody for robbery and kidnapping... OF MY HEART
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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Thu February 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Union representation has been so damaging to GM, most of its hourly workforce will be receiving $11K bonus checks this month
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You've heard of mortgage-backed securities, so how about some Parmesan-backed bonds?
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Scientists think they've found a long-lasting, non-addictive, natural painkiller. Bonus: your body creates it
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Sun January 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz sends out a mailer threatening the people of Iowa with fake voting violations unless they go out to vote this Monday. Bonus: He won't apologize for a blatant lie
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Punk Rock isn't dead but it has reached middle age as one of its prime movers celebrates his 60th Birthday. Happy B-Day Johnny Rotten. Bonus: He's now eligible for a bus pass
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Thu January 28, 2016
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Construction crews unearth ancient mammoth bones beneath Oregon State football stadium end zone. Experts believe they were stomped to death by ancient ducks during some prehistoric civil war
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Tue January 26, 2016
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
A levitating Bonsai tree to pimp out your coffee table? It's more likely than you think
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You know the government's getting desperate for votes when they send a cat an electoral enrollment form. Bonus: the cat is named Chairman Meow
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Sun January 24, 2016
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man dies from carbon monoxide poisoning after snow plow traps him inside car
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The leak has put out the equivalent of 2.1 million metric tons of carbon dioxide - more greenhouse gas than 440,000 cars emit in a year"
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Slightly Warped)
 
 
 
Glorious gallery of servers and cable routing done right. Bonus: not a slideshow
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Time to dust off your old black trench coat and blast "Sisters of Mercy" on your stereo; Netflix has announced a new original series based on the classic cyberpunk novel "Altered Carbon"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning to get a $2 million bonus if Denver makes it to the Super Bowl. Not from his contract, but from his sponsor if he changes his audible call from "Omaha" to "Papa John's"
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Wed January 20, 2016
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Higher employment and income figures have resulted in an historic rise in bourbon consumption. This problem will solve itself
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Since 2000, Cincinnati taxpayers have spent $920 million to support Paul Brown Stadium. Although to be fair, most wasn't for the actual building, but rather to cover the cost of Bengals team bail bonds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say chickens were first eaten by humans 2,200 years ago. Evidence confirmed after carbon dating a recently found bucket with the inscription "KFC"
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that little snowflakes are subjected to a puppet show featuring a "beautiful" princess. Bonus: Response from puppeteer includes "entitlement up the wing-wang"
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs punishment for its role in the financial meltdown is so harsh that bonuses may be affected
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican Tea Partier says that President Obama is " using the Christian tradition and trying to bring about compassion by bonking Republicans over the head with the Bible"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
These are just the "better" genes, so maybe we can create a baby that will not break his bones, and will never have heart disease or dementia. We can literally do that at this point. So what's stopping us?
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Wed January 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
First trailer for a movie every Farker can related to: "Eddie the Eagle", featuring Hugh Jackman and a bunch of '80s tunes in the soundtrack. Bonus: Walken
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox wants its Bones profit lawsuit moved to arbitration so it doesn't have to worry about losing
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Sun January 10, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
TNT to cut its commercial content and add another 8-10 minutes for each program hour, bringing the total viewing time of Bones to a mere 16 hours a day
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Man files lawsuit against Ronda Rousey for being a man, doing steroids with Barry Bonds and having a sex tape with Jon Jones. Oh, and being Ron Jeremy's child
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's good to be a bailbondsman when your dumbass client has a lottery winner girlfriend, and bail gets doubled each time he uses your services
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Well there's shrimp slavery, shrimp toxins, shrimp cruelty, shrimp fraud, shrimp carbon, shrimp MRSA, shrimpicillin, shrimpecoli, shrimpruptcy, shrimplesterol, shrimpophosphates, shrimpestrogens, and shrimp sandwich. That's - that's about it
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Tue January 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude that vitamin D supplements, used by many people to strengthen bones and prevent fractures, actually increase falls and fractures
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Christoph Waltz wants to return as Blofeld, but only if Daniel Craig returns as Bond. Kind of a win/lose situation here
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(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Reporters tried to scare us with a bourbon shortage in 2015? Well I never
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greece defaulted on $37 million in bonds today, is $70 BILLION in debt and the government wants to declare bankruptcy. Did I say Greece? I meant Puerto Rico
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Mon January 04, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man arrested for assault with glass marijuana pipe. BONG
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
I don't want to live in a world where you can't chew on chicken feet and spit the bones on the floor of the Shanghai subway
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Fri January 01, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
First he came for our guns, now Fartbongo is taking our plastic microbeads. WHARRGARBL
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Thu December 31, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you were on Grafton Street on Christmas eve, those buskers you ignored were Glen Hansard, Hozier, The Script, Kodaline Imelda May and a guy they called Bono
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peach Bowl is already going, with the Orange Bowl later today and the Cotton Bowl tonight. This is your live college football bowl thread. Bonus: you're already drinking anyway
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