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169 headlines found matching 'Bon'
Sun January 21, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Koch brothers gave Paul Ryan a $500,000 bonus for passing the tax bill, but don't dare call it a bribe
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Sat January 20, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bong...Bong...Bong...Aargh
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just in case you weren't already impressed with the chameleon's ability to change color, it also has glow-in-the-dark bones
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Road trips can be a hoot, especially with an owl stuck in the grille. With bonus "Who YOU lookin' at, bub?" picture
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Entire James Bond filmography shaken, not stirred, into a single film, pitting each version of Bond against each other in a fight to the death
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont believes if at first you don't succeed in suing AMC over royalties, try again
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(YouTube)
 
Weeners
 
Why don't humans have penis bones?
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Try not to cream your pants too hard when you read what was revealed in the Glenn Simpson testimony. Bonus: More mobsters than Godfather1/2/3, Goodfellas, Casino, and that crazy Russian one with Viggo Mortensen. Combined
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In a bid to curb copyright infringement, the Intellectual Property Office creates a series of cartoons aimed at 7-year-olds, featuring Kitty Perry, Justin Beaver and a dim sheep called Ed Shearling. Bonus: Article includes 'Charlie Says' reference
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/17): White Supremacist Dystopia comic #472, James Bond medical history, Nick Wilson former superhero, and the Ice Cream Man delivers a variety of individual stories like some kind of roaming delivery person
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bon-Ton may file for bankruptcy, much to the horror of the five people who shop there
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Tue January 16, 2018
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Counterfeit money used to buy winning lottery ticket. Bonus: Not Florida
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bonnie and Wide the Walmart bandits turn themselves in, and are 'deeply sorry'
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the deputy Chief of Staff for the office of Drug Control Policy. He's 24, has no government experience, and his family business was busted for processing illegal Chinese steroids. Bonus: his stepfather is Alec Baldwin's cousin
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Subby just learned about poop knives. Does your family have something similar? Bonus: website name checks out
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, now that everyone has their basic cable "sh*thole" boner taken care of, let's lay back and relax. Come on, baby, you can still say "sh*thole" just like Anderson Cooper while you take the Fark Weird News Quiz, 12/30-1/5 sh*thole edition
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again: Altered Carbon Trailer
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
President Shiathole Bonespur brags about always being the best athlete when he was young, which explains why he got multiple deferrals from the draft during the Vietnam war
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know how you always see those sports pictures of athletes triumphantly crossing the finishing line and running through a white ribbon? It's like that, only... heavier
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prize for cyber security contest inadvertently contained bonus question
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is my rifle, this is my gun; this one's for fighting, the other's a joke that will land me in hot water for sexual harassment. Bonus for appropriate, yet wildly inappropriate name
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Walmart closes stores across the country now that everyone is distracted by the $1000 bonus and pay increase
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you had "within 48 hours" in the "how long will it take the head dildonians to declare war" pool, come on down... bonus: includes already threatening the local sheriff
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Proof we are IN "The Upside Down": "Walmart is boosting its starting salary for U.S. workers to $11 an hour, giving a one-time $1,000 cash bonus to eligible employees and expanding its maternity and parental leave benefits"
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I love my new $12 wool blanket. What's your favorite cheap-ass item? Bonus points for knock-off appliances
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forget baby showers. How about baby bonds?
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Mon January 08, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's word of the day: "Brumation." (Bonus: alligators sticking their freakin' SNOUTS through ice to breathe)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
For the first time since the Civil War, a majority of the work on a Presidential construction project will be done by minorities. Bonus: This time they're getting paid
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Sun January 07, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Here's a little video of a father and son bonding, with a rope, on a frozen river, to rescue a deer
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Sat January 06, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man spends seven hours filling up shopping cart with thousands of dollars worth of products, then while wheeling it out the door it gets stuck in snow and tips over. Bonus: He drops his wallet running away. Double bonus: 'Yeah, I'm an idiot' mugshot
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You're not truly a bourbon aficionado unless you're adding a splash of $10 water that's bottled from a Kentucky limestone aquifer
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Fri January 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Undefeated UCF will pay $325,000 in national championship bonuses to their coaches and staff. Which is almost as much as they paid their best players this year
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Head of the Trump campaign's digital wing throws Kushner to the wolves. Bonus: Gives the wolves a complementary "And I'm Eric" chaser
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gallery of weird/rude things found in charity shops. Come for bondage teddy bear, stay for the most amazing salt and pepper shakers ever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I decided to try out bondage. He tied me up blindfolded to the bed, then left to see how long I'd stay there. He's marriage material, right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Billabong wipes out as Quicksilver drops in. Dude
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Thu January 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
I don't pretend to understand bonobos' little quirks / Just one thing I know for sure: bonobos dig jerks ... yeah
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Just Dismissed. Bonus: peeps
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
China is planning to go to the dark side of the moon, will bone up on Floyd in preparation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's bonus edition of, "No, that's not real," we present the New York Daily News front page
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Wed January 03, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire department says smoke alarms are paramount during this cold weather. Adds that carbon monoxide alarms are touchstone and burglar alarms are sony picture studios
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
In the days before millennials killed radio, stations could afford to own their own traffic helicopters. Reporters patrolled the skies during rush hour to notify listeners of backups, then pitched hamburgers, breath mints, sitcoms, and boner pills
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Tue January 02, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the top 100 RPGs of all time gets the top 10 right. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans Hospital in Oregon turns away patients in order to score higher hospital rankings. Hospital Director also received a bonus for improved rankings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok you business tab prognosticators, chicken bone and tea leaf readers; get in here and give us your Dow prediction for 2018. Any other sage advise you feel like doling is welcome too
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Fri December 29, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Driver finds a suitcase filled with human bones in woods on the side of a remote Georgia road, is initially reluctant to report it because, hey, free bones and a suitcase
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When asked about the possibility of a female or minority James Bond, producer Barbara Broccoli says "anything is possible"
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Thu December 28, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Do not leave your debit card at the scene of the robbery you just committed. Bonus: Mighty forehead, maybe fivehead mugshot goodness in article
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bono: "Music has gotten very girly." Yeah, well, U2, buddy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bono claims he nearly died during production of U2's latest album, referring to incident as "extinction event." The recording equipment and mics, alas, were in perfect health
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cities of the future could be built from a) concrete, b) carbon, c) mushrooms
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bongo born at Audubon (pic)
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Tribune makes Senator Orrin Hatch 'Utahn of the Year' in a delicious burn. Bonus: On Christmas Day
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That $1000 bonus for AT&T EMPLOYEES..Yeah, well some of you won't be getting that
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Injured 8-year-old dog gets rewarded with special Christmas bone-us at work for a job well done
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's the world's first, best and only sock puppet metal band doing a Christmas parody song featuring Santa and Krampus. (Bonus: Phil Anselmo)
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Thu December 21, 2017
(WUWT)
 
 
 
"If Silicon Valley green tech giants have their way, real meat will become an unaffordable carbon taxed luxury item eaten by the very rich. The rest of us will have to eat "meatless meat" - meat flavoured mashed vegetables, lab grown tissue cultures"
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(Chico Enterprise Record)
 
 
 
California's carbon cap helped reduce emissions by five percent, thanks to non-renewable energy
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
President Trump's Christmas cards are so big that he himself can't hold them in his small hands. Bonus: Either Melania Trump's handwriting is strangely similar to her husband's, or the President decided to sign for the First Lady as well
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Here's the story of a cute little girl who made Satan get a job as a vegan barista even though it made him vomit explosively. Bonus: Narrated by Patrick Stewart (some mildly nsfw language)
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Carbon isotope ratios confirm world's oldest fossils not members of Congress
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, the reason Mueller has the GSA emails in the first place? Because Trump's hand-picked lackey forgot to lock them down before he died. Bonus: he was a Giuliani business associate
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Gabon now certified as polio-free. Afghanistan and Pakistan, time to get your medical shiat together
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In celebration of 'The Last Jedi' it's time to assemble a baseball team out of Star Wars characters. (bonus: 2 starting pitchers)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news Everyone: we're 1% less boned than before as the Senate Parliamentarian rules that the repeal of the Johnson Amendment- the law prohibiting chruches and non-profits from engaging in politics-can't go into the Tax bill
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Nazis over at the Daily Stormer have a writing style guide: "the tone of the site should be light...the undoctrinated should not be able to tell if we are joking or not." Bonus info: they pay $14.88 per article
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Watching a Hallmark Christmas movie where Angela Lansbury is Mrs. Claus and gets involved in women's suffrage and it's a musical. Why is this not a gay icon?" Bonus Fark Handle: Red Jesus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Aaron Rodgers's collarbone. Wait, I may have that wrong. Breaking news: Aaron Rodgers's collarbone has healed and he is cleared to play
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Mon December 11, 2017
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
What do you do with a drunken sailor? 10 1/2 pounds of Meth said the jailer? Bonus PSA - never look up spiced rum on Urban Dictionary
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Sun December 10, 2017
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
That time when the US Postal Service teamed up with the Navy to deliver 3,000 letters via a Regulus guided missile launched from a sub. Bonus: Trolling the USSR by sending them one of the commemorative letters
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Fri December 08, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pastor who created the Creation Festival apparently tried to procreate with minors. Bonus: He looks just like Santa Claus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's your monthly "Trump approval rating hits new low" article. Bonus: His approval rating has even fallen among Republicans and GOP-leaning voters
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bankrupt Toys Я Us execs to employees:"$16 million bonus Я Us, nothing Я you"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bud McFarlane, Reagan's National Security Advisor who sold arms to the contras and pleaded guilty -- was in the middle of the Mayflower Hotel meeting Mueller's investigating. And so was Mike Flynn, so it was like a double criminal NSA bonanza
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Wed December 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers test bone fragments suspected to be Santa's, plan to issue warrant for elves
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have found a way to eliminate carbon dioxide from fossil fuel fumes. Difficulty: By turning it into carbon monoxide
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The president gets 5 of the 11 most popular tweets of 2017... President Obama that is. Bonus: And none are Trump
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino is developing a Star Trek movie, which is expected to consist of 10 minutes of blowing shiat up, 5 minutes of Uhura slicing some poor green dude to ribbons, and 90 minutes of Bones and Scotty cursing
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump speed-running the Nixon presidency has the bonus of super-charging the pace of Mueller's investigation
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix's sci-fi drama 'Altered Carbon' gets insanely expensive looking NSFW trailer
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Sat December 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you want to play guitar solos like The Eagles but your Russian parents made you learn piano. (bonus: adorable dog at 1:43)
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
You're an aspiring rapper out on bond for illegal possession of a handgun, so might as well pose in front of a cop car with an assault rifle
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Fri December 01, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bears fans run into Aaron Rodgers in Chicago, somehow didn't break his collarbone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Billabong gets $150m takeover bid. In other news, Billabong still exists
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In a lifetime of boneheaded moves, Trump is about to make his most moronic decision: To declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel. This would be a historic mistake
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Thu November 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
By rejecting Roy Moore and the GOP tax bill, citizens and politicians have an opportunity to restore some truth and integrity back to the US. Well, we're boned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
WH: We never got any message from the State Dept. that Trump's anti-Muslim tweets would be harmful. State Dept: WE LITERALLY F*CKING TOLD YOU SHIATGIBBONS
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that lightning has nuclear reactions in it. It causes the creation of radioactive isotopes. Bonus: Gamma rays. Bigger Bonus: Matter-antimatter annililation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John McCain's backbone to once again perform its incredible vanishing trick
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sigh, *another* croc attack story from Australia. Good news: she survived. Well, it was only a small crocodile. Bonus: meme-worthy photo of bleeding wolf tattoo on her leg. Discussion: should she have the tattoo enhanced?
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Mon November 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romelu Lukaku won't get in trouble for bogarting the Bong
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
After GWAR guitarist diagnosed with bone-marrow cancer, thousands sign up for bone-marrrow donor registry, chance to be slain and devoured
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Sun November 26, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arkansas parents name their baby after their favorite restaurant. Bonus: not Ronald, Jack, Carl, Wendy, Bubba, or even Cracker
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Bourdain: There is no such thing as "manly" foods or "manly" drinks, and I regret being linked to bro cuisine. Drink all the whiskey, Scotch, bourbon, beer, or cosmopolitans you want, no matter your gender
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Wed November 22, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida women refuse to let a traffic jam make them late for twerk. Bonus: traffic jam caused by Trump's arrival at Mar-a-Lago
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
I know there's really no such thing as "a new low" for the Trump administration, but their pick to run the 2020 census might just be that low. Bonus: Wrote how "competitive elections are bad for America"
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Mon November 20, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pets.com, Jawbone, Juicero, R.I.P
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara investigates a sunken ship. J'onn undertakes a bonding exercise and Samantha seeks answers (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, a mole makes life difficult for the mutant underground, an x-terminator may be needed (FOX 9ET)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yammering bag of bones, Kellyanne Conway, indirectly endorsed Roy Moore on Fox and Friends. By now, she's become fond of the taste of her own foot in mouth
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The sequel to Mad Max: Fury Road is in jeopardy as director George Miller is suing Warner Bros claiming he is owed a $7M bonus
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Aussies vaccinating their kids against HPV has had the bonus effect of just about eradicating recurrent respiratory papillomatosis in babies
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
DC "fans" start petition for Zach Snyder's original 'vision' of Justice League to be released; will continue handing over money and escalate to holding their breath until their demands are met. Bonus: they also want Danny Elfman's score kicked off
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young reunites with Bon Scott
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headline: Senators introduce bipartisan gun background check bill. Actuality: Would require states and agencies to produce plans for sending records to the NICS and "try" to hold their bonuses if they don't do their job
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bon-Ton now with a Ton less Bon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us employee: I need a holiday bonus. Company: I'm sorry, we can't afford that, due to our pending bankruptcy negotiations and lackluster sales. Executive: I need a holiday bonus. Company: Of course, here is $16 million
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Senator Lisa Murkowski (AN-WR) just had her vote for the tax bill bought and paid for. That leaves McCain, Collins, and Johnson to save America. Yeah, we're pretty much boned
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Legal analyst appears on Fox News and says she believes Moore's accusers. Sorry, she believes most accusers are lying. Bonus: She's demoted at her law firm
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Some Double-O Critic)
 
 
 
Some poll lists Daniel Craig's Casino Royale and Skyfall as the top two James Bond movies of all time, and of course people on the Internet take it like they've been hit in the nutsack while tortured in a seatless chair. Your Bond picks to the right
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Good news everyone. "People will die" if we keep talking about the Trump-Russia treason dealy. Bonus: The president made that prediction
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The next person on Mueller's chopping block might just be senior Trump advisor Stephen Miller. Added Bonus: Miller might very well drag Sessions down with him
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Fri November 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
$12/hour really doesn't cover this. With bonus mugshots
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
US Senate to require senators to have sexual harassment training, as if they weren't good enough at it already (bonus: picture in the article is of the Italian senate chamber)
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
A 10-year deferred sentence was given to daughter for marrying her birth mother. Sick tag has the weirdest boner right now. (Bonus matching shirt mug shot goodness)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's time to play 🎼Where in the world was George Papadopoulos?🎼. Subby just hopes that he doesn't get the map of Africa in the bonus game
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Tue November 07, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Bat Boy steps up to the plate and urges prayer, not action, to combat mass shootings. With bonus 'are you freaking kidding me' side eye from a reporter (pic)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman being bounced from bar earns a blue ribbon for her weapon of choice. A whole case of it, actually
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Every time Bono claps his hands, he secretly invests in an overseas tax haven
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi's attempts to buy the Buffalo Bills were brought down in a blaze of glory by none other than Donald Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That woman who flipped off His Orangeness from her bike? Yeah, she was fired for violating "social media policy." Bonus: A company senior director had recently posted "You're a f****ing Libtard a**hole" in response to BLM. Yes, he still has a job
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Sun November 05, 2017
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Courtroom video feed mysteriously stops working just as GOP state senator's bond hearing for drunk driving begins
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: For the outdoorsy Farkers, what are your favorite camping/campfire recipes to satisfy your grubby little campmates? Bonus points for sharing tools to make campfire dining successful
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A secret sex dossier is out there and scaring politicians. Bonus: British politicians. Maybe the sheep can finally catch some undisturbed sleep now
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort's password was: A) Password, B) P4$W0|2|), C) Bond007, or D) Pen15land?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How does a body make a hormone? One way is bone
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Sure your Halloween costume may be cool, but is it " Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box from the movie Se7en" cool? Bonus: Costume worn by Gwyneth Paltrow (pic)
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Sat October 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's nice to donate body parts to the sick or invalid, but he really could have used a collarbone instead
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Jim tracks a cop killer who uses pig heads as his signature. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Kord industries loses something lethal while Ollie and William bond on a zipline roadtrip. (CW 9ET)
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone know of a place that still develops 35 mm film at a reasonable price? I found several rolls in a box that were never developed and want to see what is on them. Bonus for you creative people: What's on the rolls?
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
New Discovery provides evidence that humans hunted woolly mammoths with spears tipped with mammoth ivory and bones. Dude, that is SO Metal
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. McCain discusses Vietnam: "One aspect of the conflict, by the way, that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur"
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Are those three T-bone steaks in your shorts or are you just happy and oddly shaped?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's Amazon order comes with a little bonus surprise of 65 pounds of weed, so of course the first thing they do is call the cops
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Jamie "Can Head" Keeton has a "superpower." Can you guess what it is? Bonus: He holds a Guinness world record for it
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Sunburst shows up for a visit and finds he has more in common with Twilight than Starlight. Will there be wacky shenanigans? Murder? A threesome? Find out on My Little Pony - Uncommon Bond this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: a bong, a thong, and a song
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
NHL week 2 power rankings. Son I am disappoint edition with bonus up down arrow goodness
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rodgers' broken collar bone, it may soon be illegal to touch the QB in the NFL
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 top-secret menu items you need to try. Bon appétit
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want the most unique shopping experience in America? Forget Rodeo Drive or Fifth Avenue. Head for Columbus, Ohio. Bonus, they still have White Castles
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Fri October 13, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
400-lb marble bust of Napoleon Bonaparte has been sitting in NJ town's Borough Hall for 85 years. Someone finally decides to crawl behind it and find out who the sculptor was
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small-town baker defends his cream doughnut, saying sugary sodas are worse. Fark: 1-kilogram doughnut (that's 2.2lbs) with bonus photo
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic carbon dioxide scrubbing system turns CO2 to stone, prompting Jeff Lynne to sue for copyright infringement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weird Al to announce 2018 tour dates tomorrow. Bonus: The new tour format will keep all of the riff-raff away from the shows
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share the funny bon mots you contributed to Fark threads way too late in the discussion to get votes. Claim what is rightly YOURS
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Ken Bone has finally made a decision regarding Trump and he's not very happy about it
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
US companies might use tax reform profits to invest in automation, experts say. They might also use it to mete out a few bonuses to the bigwigs, settle a harassment case or two
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Brandy, Bourbon or Rum? Difficulty: Infused fruitcake
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why does barista-brewed coffee taste different from home-brewed coffee? Here comes the materials science: "There's a good chance you don't know the bicarbonate concentration in your own tap water"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson confesses he smoked a bone, riff on that to the right while considering the sad state of shock value in 2017
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another Cabinet Secretary caught using government planes for travel. Bonus: This one has a turtle fetish
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Sears Canada exec reneges on 40% of the court-approved Hardship Fund that was to be set aside for destitute laid-off workers. Fark: Because he's personally keeping the money as a bonus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists regrow broken bones utilizing nano-particles in new laboratory tests. This won't get out of control
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS gives fraud protection contract to...*drumroll*...Equifax? Oh for fuc-*sad trombone*
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New article discusses writing the building blocks of solar tech with lasers, something any half-assed Bond villain had mastered 50 years ago
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
ICE detainees think they're paying $400 a month toward their $10,000 court bonds, but they're really paying $400 a month just to rent their ankle monitors
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Fri September 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eleventy-one plus bourbon
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Technology from James Bond causes suspect to have to post bond. Behold, the dart-borne tracking device
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain says good morning as host drops a C-bomb. Bonus: his cohost's face (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Tillman's wife kindly and eloquently asks that her husband's memory not be politicized, then adds to no one in particular to get his image off your Twitter feed you divisive orange-skinned shiatgibbon
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(The Root)
 
 
 
PA Fire Chief: I guess Mike Tomlin is a niBONG
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Army reservist owes thousands for court costs, bond after he was wrongfully arrested in burglary cases
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Continuing their quest to become James Bond villains, Russia may be behind a string of oil tanker disappearances. *poof*
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So did you hear about how David Bowie had to hide under a table to escape the boring stories of James Bond? Or something?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Pharma-Bro" Martin Shkreli is finally where he truly belongs: Locked up with the general population at the Metropolitan Detention Center in New York City. Bonus: No internet
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street party people: Can you believe that drunken loser is spitting on people from that balcony? Karma: I got this
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