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143 headlines found matching 'Bon'
Sun June 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Editor In Leaf)
 
 
 
Why are Phil "Locker Room Poison" Kessel and Dion "The Human Pylon" Phaneuf still members of the Toronto Maple Leafs? Because the team owes them $6 million in bonus money by July 1, and nobody else wants to pay it
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(43)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West trolls Glastonbury thrice; first, he brings out Bon Iver, then he calls himself "greatest living rock star in the world," and lastly covers Bohemian Rhapsody poorly
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(54)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High-fives all around for 7-year-old Squish who stole the show at Bonnaroo for making it into the Guinness Book of World Records: 2,392 high-fives in one hour
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(11)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Bon Appetit magazine declares the best pizza in America to be located in...no, not there; not there, either. Really? There?
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(155)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pastor steps down from Florida megachurch after admitting an affair. Is it Monday already? (Bonus: Billy Graham's grandson)
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To save the earth from greenhouse gases, British scientists working on breeding "eco cows" that produce beef with less damage to the environment and carbon footprint smaller than salad
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(74)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Space. Remember space? SyFy has. And it's a good thing. (Bonus: Blonde, killer, artificial intelligence included.)
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(55)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For the second time in Major League Baseball history, a boneheaded umpire blows a perfect game
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(119)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Saskatoon man subdues neighbor's attacker by beating him with a bat. Bonus: makes him call the cops himself
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate steals her kids' welfare money so she can get a boob job. Bonus: Boob job was botched, now she wants her health insurance to pay for a repair
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(52)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
If the current All-Star voting stands and eight Royals are voted in as American League starters it could end up costing the Royals a total of $1.25 million in bonuses ... including $500,000 for Omar Infante
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(17)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Dad does what a modern dad does, dresses up like Little Mermaid for his disabled daughter. Bonus: Wins TV station's "Totally Modern Dad" award
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(50)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
The insider's guide to James Bond's drinking habits ... and yes we're talking a lot of drinks
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old & (almost) Busted: Thigh gap. New and WTF: Collarbone Club
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(67)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of shooting into a neighbor's home says he was actually shooting at some snakes and one of the bullets must have ricocheted into the house. Bonus: His mugshot
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Adam West (as Batman) telling schoolkids to buy US Saving Bonds to help fund the war in Vietnam
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(10)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Side-Salad-Showdown .. Which is best? Coleslaw or Potato Salad? Tell us how you make yours. Bonus for pics
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(121)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Bourbon And Bacon Festival Is A Religious Calling." Amen, brothers and sisters, amen
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(30)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Crack (krak) - noun : a potent form of cocaine that is obtained by treating the hydrochloride of cocaine with sodium bicarbonate to create small chips used illicitly for smoking -called also crack cocaine
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(35)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Watch American downhill rider Aaron Gwin win the UCI Mountain Bike World Cup--without pedaling, as his chain snaps just after the starting line. Bonus: vanquished competitor congratulates him with "you mothaf*cker"
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Mon June 15, 2015
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
What happens when the Japanese buy an American bourbon company? You wind up with bourbon and scotch in the same bottle
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(30)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not news: Rick Ross arrested for marijuana possession. Fark: When he finally made bond he bonded out some "real" folks he met while in jail
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(36)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"You cannot tell me that your business model relies on paying people below the poverty line," says restaurant owner who abolished tipping, pays a decent salary plus bonus, and has obviously never ... uh ... ok so he quadrupled his profits
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK emptied the bases with this headline: "Alex Rodriguez* passes Barry Bonds* for 2nd place on the MLB all-time RBI list"
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(0)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Robber's checklist: Walk in to pharmacy with shotgun. Check. Take hostages and ask for drugs. Check. Ask for recliner if you start to get tired. Check. Take a quick power nap. Check. With bonus photograph of robber after his nap
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(41)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Do not try to suck rattlesnake poison from your son's foot, even if you've seen them do that on Bonanza
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(75)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite t-shirt that you own? Bonus: show us
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(368)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez* passes Barry Bonds* for 2nd place on the MLB all-time RBI list
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(71)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The bank you head was fined £117 million for misconduct, so we're deducting £350,000 from your bonus, leaving you with a paltry £2.9 million. Don't you feel chastised now?
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(9)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Bizarre series of events leads to a question: Who bails out the bail bondsman?
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(48)
 
(Printed Firearm)
 
 
 
The future is now. Presenting Imura Pistol v2.0: A plastic 8 shot 3D printed revolver in .22 Long Rifle. Bonus: It looks like something out of a science fiction movie
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(154)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Goodbye, Mr. Bond
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(22)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
Because the location where the bones were found is so remote, deputies are treating this as a suspicious death. The fact that they only found half a skeleton has nothing to do with it
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(27)
 
(Fox 14 Joplin)
 
 
 
Bourbon County Sheriff's Office may sell its treasured Tommy gun to interested civilian in order to raise money for modern guns. If this story sounds as if came from flyover country, it did
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(56)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazing camouflage artist makes himself invisible in unlikely places. Either that, or he's actually a Predator and we're all boned
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(54)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative outreach continues as... Ah fark it, this isn't even funny anymore. Actual headline: "There's no 'gender pay gap', but here are 11 reasons why there should be". Bonus reference to men's "pole tax"
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(289)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi sent his son to the best school ever
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(11)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest two women running a risky business near high school. Unclear if large numbers of savings bonds were also found
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(64)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like Bono, so what we did, is we got a Bono impersonator to go to a U2 show and sing with U2, so that you could see a fake Bono sing with U2 while the real Bono played piano, because we heard you like Bono
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
2,400-year-old 'bongs' used to smoke cannabis and opium are dug up in Russia. Willie Nelson thinks they might be the ones he lost
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(33)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
ISIS offers its fighters $1,500 bonus if they get married. Apparently they want their soldiers to settle down, start a family, hear the tiny footsteps of little jihadists running around the house
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(66)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bono mourns loss of tour manager, threatens to write song about it
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A rookie mistake many first time drug dealers make is arranging sales via Craigslist (Bonus: This is your mugshot .... ON WEED)
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(16)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Marine who fought in Iwo Jima gets back a Japanese regiment flag he captured in the battle. Bonus: Subby's first kiss was with his granddaughter
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(53)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
I've got the weirdest boner right now
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(11)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark foodies, here's what you need to know about cast iron. As an added bonus, some myths busted
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(150)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
East Final game 3 from Tampa, Can Nash find the net? Will St. Louis punish the Bolts for trading him? Will there be triple bonus hockey like last night? Can you sneak away from your desk for a nap? Puck drops @8ET
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(1091)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pedro Avarez becomes the 3rd player at PNC Park to hit a home run which reaches the Allegheny River. Bonus: On the fly. Into a boat
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(20)
 
(Some Biker)
 
 
 
So, about that biker fight in Waco? It's starting to appear that a parking lot bar fight led to police shooting into the crowd, killing all 9 of the deceased. Conveniently, all 170 witnesses are incarcerated with $1 million bonds
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars - Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout - 3rd edition, coming in July. Now with extra bourbon aging
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Throughout history, regardless of sociopolitical system, technological progress, or individual income, we are linked by a common bond: we all want to commute 30 minutes each way
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(60)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Public safety ads in the UK during the 1970s were terrifying. Bonus: Darth Vader and Doctor Who appear in one
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(22)
 
(Behance)
 
 
 
As Late Show with David Letterman enters its final week, here's a look at how its branding was produced 22 years ago. Bonus: Originally intended name for the program revealed
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(15)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Revealnews.org)
 
 
 
Know your audubon: The National Audubon Society, which protects birds, and the Audubon International, which sanctions killing birds if they harm a golf course
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(62)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Aaron Rogers drops the F-bomb after missing Daily Double question on Jeopardy. Bonus: Alex Trebek does the discount double check
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(39)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's story time with national treasure Vin Scully. Today's subject: Satchel Paige, Whitey Herzog, and a bottle of bourbon. Another Scully classic
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(15)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Boner pills could halt malaria by 'stiffening' infected cells
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(8)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo construction workers unearth Edo-era human skull fragments, 300 other animal bones at building site that used to be graveyard. Face still lost
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truly, is there any other better Mother's Day gift than knowing that the holiday falls on the birthday of the single greatest musician born in the past sixty years? That's right, Bono turns 55 today. Here's U2 with The Sweetest Thing
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(24)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man freed on bond while facing trial for attempted murder runs afoul of someone more successful with murder
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(30)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your cat goes bonkers after taking a dump? Well, here comes the science, just in time for Caturday
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(821)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Southern Maryland Newsnet)
 
 
 
Mom, why does this milk taste like feet? Maryland woman arrested for putting dead skin shavings in her family's milk. Extra bonus: She's been arrested three times in the past nine days
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(59)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Nine stunning swimming pools that are probably owned by rich assholes that would never invite you over, even if you knew them back in school. BONUS: Not a slideshow
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(42)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Idris Elba may be James Bond, not in the next movie, but in real life, as he breaks the UK's 88-year old land speed record--while driving a Bentley
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(188)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state"
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(90)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of Senate environment panel complains: No one ever talks about the benefits of carbon pollution
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(157)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Snoop Dogg goes back to his roots, makes music video with references to more '60s and '70s movies than you can shake a stick at. Bonus points if you can count all the references. Subby stopped at 10, but Subby also hasn't had coffee yet (not safe for work content in video)
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So what do Tom Brady*, Barry Bonds*, Mark McGwire* and Lance Armstrong* have in common*?
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(233)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government watchdog finds that 1,580 IRS workers evaded taxes over a 10-year period - some even receiving promotions and bonuses after they were caught
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(147)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovering a cache of newspaper articles written by 29-year-old Mark Twain while he was drinking heavily and contemplating suicide is "like opening a box of candy." Bonus: link to full text of said articles
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(24)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Come on who wouldn't want to have a house that used to belong to the Hoff? Bonus: You'd have Kim Kardashian as your neighbor
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(12)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Super secret mal++=#&$_/+?;:_#@5&6) carbon crack attempt. Failed_
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(22)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The family that vandalizes parks together, stays together. With bonus picture of family standing proudly by their vandalism
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(154)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
If you wanted to be truly inspired you can buy Ed Wood's old studio, bonus rehearsal spot for The Doors, Hendrix & G n' R
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(11)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buzy sportsday Hockey Farkers.. But not for you. Only one today AND IT'S EARLY as the Rangers hope for "Controller Disconnected" Ovie to show up @12:30ET. Even with some bonus hockey there's lots of time for ponies & old man fights after
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(562)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cinnabon thrives in era of "healthy eating," to no surprise of Cinnabon president. "There's no hummus chain sweeping the nation right now.... Moreover, the Chipotles and Five Guys of the world - these are some of the hottest concepts out there"
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(106)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Texas school decides it's 1890 and demands that brazen 5-year-old hussy cover her... shoulders? BONUS: They made her put jeans on under her floor-length dress (link replaced)
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(135)
 
(The Hofstra Chronicle)
 
 
 
Public Safety responded to the room, entered and found three students, a bong and a hamster
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(46)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jon Bones Jones stripped of title; suspended fron UFC indefinitely following hit and run
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(42)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(40)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After hitting a 5-year-old boy with her car, woman does the logical thing and tries to hide from authorities by crawling into a shallow hole and covering herself with dirt. (Bonus: 'Eyebrows by Sharpie' mugshot)
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(73)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
US to announce plans to reduce agricultural carbon emissions, first step includes not giving so much fiber to farm animals
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(7)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fartbongo is plotting to become President of the World
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(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify male dinosaurs by studying their bones. They're just now figuring that part out?
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(14)
 
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
The top 10 drinking songs of all time. "Night Train" by Guns N' Roses? Check. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker? George Thorogood would also be acceptable. "Tequila"? We got ourselves an evening
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(180)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Kentucky bourbon thieves swiped 'more than one person could drink in a lifetime'" Drew: "Challenge accepted"
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(55)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
An interview with Ireland's greatest musician not named Bono, Van Morrison
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(72)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Is America ready for marijuana moguls who can light their bongs with $100 bills?
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(42)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Baseball Reference)
 
 
 
Well, after two weeks of the MLB season, let's check how the new game-length rules are working: average game length is 3 hours, as opposed to last years' 3:08. Bonus: Without Yankees/Red Sox it's 2:58
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(33)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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(51)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nippon Ichi-ban: Japan becomes leading holder of U.S. Treasury bonds over China
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(29)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
In only their second home game of the season, the Red Sox already have one miracle win under their belts (with bonus picture of David Oritz's best "have him bathed and brought to my chamber" moment)
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(20)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Crazy liberal wants to slash CEO's pay by more than 90% and raise company's minimum wage to $70,000. Bonus: This person IS the CEO
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(253)
 
(Some Scanner)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but medical labs offer bonuses to doctors for running unnecessary tests. On second thought, you may want to lie down for this and hold very still
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(42)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Back in Czechoslovakia, our printers had no ribbons, our plotters were made from perforated metal sheets, our data was stored on cassettes and recorded by data recorders, and all our computer mouses had BIG Ping-Pong BALLS
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bundesbank tells bond creditors to expect to lose half their Scheiße because of Germany's exposure to Austria
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(23)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods said he had to pop a bone back into his wrist mid-round. "I just put it back in"
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(94)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
61 years ago today, Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock," teenagers to see many happy days ahead (bonus: intro by 31-year-old Dick Clark)
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(16)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone is giving Jon Bon Jovi his own reality television show
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(21)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
China, where driving a Buick and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon are signs you've totally made it
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(14)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over James Bond. Melissa McCarthy is here to become our next super spy hero and prove that body image ain't nothing but a social construct that has no bearing on actual super spy ability
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(96)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look at what it's like to be a child actor in the Star Trek franchise. Of course it mentions the train wreck trajectory of Brian Bonsall; how could it not?
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(38)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
May seventy-six trombones welcome the Church of Gay to Indiana
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(84)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manhattan woman fatally walloped by flying plywood. Bonus: Article actually uses the phrase 'fatally walloped'
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(69)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roger Moore says London born Idris Elba isn't "English-English" enough to play Bond. You know, not like those Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and AUSTRALIAN-English guys
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(179)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Bond-themed swinger party at $5 million mansion canceled at the onset after guest drowns. The Aristocrats
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(59)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
This is why you and your wife should avoid breaking into the home of a female weightlifter. "He hit me, so I socked him in his eye." (Bonus: His & Her mugshots)
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Sun March 29, 2015
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"Laser weapon extraordinaire Patrick Priebe has unveiled his latest project, a Bond-inspired laser watch, featuring a rugged metal body, carbon fiber face, a salvaged LED watch module and the most important part, a 1500milliwatt laser"
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says marijuana tax revenue is blood money: "I experimented with cannabis once in college. I got so hungry I wound up eating a family of four. Bones, hair, clothes, everything"
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(110)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
World's oldest evidence of breast cancer found in 4,200-year-old Egyptian bones. And you thought your HMO was slow in getting back with your diagnosis
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(10)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you think of a southern classic dish to serve family and friends, what comes to mind? Show us your recipes that'll make our arteries clog up yet we still want to go actually make the food. Bonus points if it's healthy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Speaker at Melbourne disability summit had to be carried onto stage due to lack of wheelchair access. Bonus: the venue's disabled toilets were used for storage
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(46)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Sir, please keep your arms, legs, and boner clear of the doors
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(22)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Costa Mesa Daily Pilot)
 
 
 
CPA John Moorlach, the guy who correctly predicted Orange County's bankruptcy back in 1994 and then presided over rebuilding its bond rating, just became a CA State Senator. His mind is pure machinery
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Sat March 21, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California's drought progression in five photos, or, How to tell you're boned by looking at Half Dome
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(129)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philippines starts demanding touring rock groups sign a bond that they won't smoke pot in the country
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Local sportscaster Dale Hansen sets the Dallas Cowboys on fire for signing Greg Hardy. Bonus - he calls Roger Goodell "the NFL's Barney Fife" (video)
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow says she's like the common woman in that--well, both are carbon-based life-forms, I guess
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Wed March 18, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Chemical weapons banned since 1997 are finally being destroyed in the unstable third world dictatorship of Colorado. Bonus: Kentucky plans to get rid of theirs sometime in 2023
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Tue March 17, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's slow news day features $1000 reward for stolen $949 motorized cooler, with bonus sexy raccoon picture
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(29)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
For portraying Mexico as something other than a crime-riddled cesspool ruled by drug cartels, producers of the James Bond film Spectre will receive $20 million
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(42)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Chicago Now)
 
 
 
"If you are still a wing-nut in your 40's, you are a bonafide wing-nut. It's not the easiest thing to see 'the look' in people's eyes as it dawns on them that they are talking to a bonafide wing-nut. But"
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why the FCC's net neutrality rules will be a bonanza for lawyers. Just like absolutely everything else
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New report says the average Wall Street bonus for 2014 was $172,860. As opposed to the rest of the country that considers it a bonus that they actually have a job
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(26)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Kentucky police recover five barrels of stolen Wild Turkey bourbon from a man's backyard. Drew?
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(40)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
We will soon have a shortage of bourbon because people in the '90s had shiatty taste in liquor. Thanks O'Douls
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a good Bon Jovi tattoo, but some are worse than others
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Inspired by SyFy, Baskin-Robbins names Snacknado its Flavor of the Month: "salty caramel ice cream with chocolate-covered potato chips and pretzels, swirled with candy pieces, chocolate fudge, and salted pretzel ribbons"
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(19)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Video uses a cloud chamber to show exactly why you should get your basement tested for radon. Bonus visual support for atomic and nuclear theory
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(24)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"A 2.8 million-year-old jaw bone and five teeth found on a rocky slope in the Afar region of Ethiopia, are the oldest known human fossils, beating the previous discovery by 400,000 years"
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
He's young, conservative, thinks Obama hates America, and was kicked off of Facebook for being underage. He'll make a great GOP candidate in 2040. Bonus: Thinks his booting off FB was a conspiracy against his conservative rants
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(194)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Conservative political party celebrates International Women's Day at men-only club, because where else would they do it? With bonus pic of Australia's Minister for Women in a fetching blue tie (autoplay video)
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3-D bone scans allowing museum workers to digitally recreate Sophie the Stegosaurus' mass, they know better to ask her weight
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(4)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Every James Bond movie, ranked from worst to first. Subby agrees with the worst one, that's for sure
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(200)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of last night's Chilean volcanic eruption you will see today (with bonus video goodness)
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Idaho GOP, we can now add Hindus to the list of things Republicans hate. Bonus quote: "They worship cows!"
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(126)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trombone player
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(17)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Gun group offers to pay $15,000 for a 3D printer that makes carbon fiber copies after the only company that makes them refused to sell it one, "citing terms of service that disallow private citizens from using the machine to make firearms"
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Mon March 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker, who's on his fifth marriage, pens letter to judge arguing against same-sex marriage for the usual "destroying the sanctity of marriage" reasons. Bonus: Wrote to the wrong judge
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