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39 headlines found matching 'Black Friday'
Tue January 20, 2015
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The six most expensive beers brewed in America to the left, that one expensive rare beer you drank that one time to the right
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Shopping app usage is up 174% over last year. Mostly from people still hospitalized from injuries sustained on Black Friday 2013
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Sat December 20, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's Black Friday and Cyber Monday. And now we have Panic Saturday, the Saturday before Christmas where people burn over $4M per minute on crap for others
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Black Friday spread to the UK, and now Russia. Except Russians are mobbing stores to keep from starving as their currency crashes
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Tue December 16, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
30,000 people ordered the Black Friday "Bullsh*t" box from Cards Against Humanity, shocked to discover an actual box of feces was sent to them (Not Safe for Work video of fecal matter)
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Floridians shot themselves by accident at least seven times this year
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Thu December 04, 2014
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
The guy that got busted for pretending to be a soldier on Black Friday was once arrested for impersonating a police officer
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Wondering what to do with all that money you saved on Black Friday? Well, you could go and help fund Rowdy Roddy Piper's new movie project, Portal To Hell, and maybe buy him some bubblegum since he's all out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's Cyber Monday again. A/S/L?
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fewer people took part in Black Friday this year and retailers don't know why. How about the rent is too damn high?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biologist says the planet is on the verge of its 6th mass extinction. Conclusion confirmed after watching the electronics section in Walmart on Black Friday
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Sun November 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On Black Friday the Waltons, utterly aghast, spilled droplets of Goût de Diamants on their Silk Isfahan upon word of a peasant uprising. Describe the situation as a time of sorrow. "It was a pure silk Persian rug that can't be replaced"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Black Friday sales fall, because of some concept called having big sales on Thanksgiving Day
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Sat November 29, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I've never been out for Black Friday before, never bought a TV or an X-box or anything. But here I am drinking beer at 8 a.m"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Black Friday has become a shadow of its former self
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twelve classic toys that are a bargain all year round - probably because they're boring as hell
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Fri November 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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While American shoppers turned into the usual savages today, the adoption of Black Friday in the UK has been more civil. Oh who am I kidding, they're just as barbaric as the Yanks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz: Black Friday edition
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain adopts a great American Thanksgiving tradition: fighting in the Black Friday queue
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Thu November 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are paying others up to $22 an hour to wait in line for black Friday deals only further proving that some people have way too much money or free time
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There is a website dedicated to keeping track of every single death occurring at retailers on Black Friday so you won't get trampled to death by a dozen people wanting the same 50" television
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No Thanksgiving is complete without a snowball fight that ends in a stabbing. Surprisingly, it's unrelated to Black Friday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black Friday: The new beer lovers' holiday
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a terrifying display of ingenuity South American stores attach drones to mannequins to bring Black Friday to the people (video in Portuguese)
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Wed November 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While you're standing in line on Black Friday, slowly filling with consumer rage, remember: Black Friday is one of the busiest days for gun purchases
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As you stand in line at Walmart on Black Friday, look at the bright side: your wait for cheap doorbusters won't be as long as the wait for Walmart to pay fines for people getting trampled to death on Black Friday
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Black Friday takes on a green tinge in Colorado as marijuana sellers slash prices with $1 joints
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Friday has taken the stuffing out of the turkeys on Thanksgiving from farkin... well you get it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble's ingenious strategy to bring customers into their stores on Black Friday? Offer exclusive signed editions of everything from American Gods to Dad is Fat to Fifty Shades of Grey
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Sun November 23, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans will go shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently most have already bought their Christmas presents on Black Friday after Halloween
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Sat November 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kmart tells employees if they don't come in to work on Thanksgiving, they will "automatically be fired"
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five fun facts about Black Friday - including the fact that 55 percent of Americans want no part of it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Create a fake Amazon page. Convince Walmart to price match the item. Profit
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
Looking for a dysfunctional Thanksgiving gathering that's authentically miserable? There's a map for that
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So with 12 days to go, what is the craziest Black Friday moment you've ever personally witnessed?
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Sun November 16, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black Friday is dead. LONG LIVE BLACK WEEK
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Thu November 13, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Black Friday is two weeks away, and yes, there are people already camped out
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Mon November 10, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Black Friday? Pfffffft. Cyber Monday? Amateurs. Alibaba has it all wrapped up with 1111
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