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Headlines matching 'Black'
Sun February 12, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(YouTube) Scary This prog rock/black metal mash is sure to wake the great old ones. Ia Ia SHMHC Fhtagn  (youtube.com) (4)
(Westmorland Gazette) Silly What's 9 inches long, black, and frightens British men?  (thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk) (24)
(Some Guy) Asinine Not news: white granddad takes his black 5-year-old granddaughter for a walk in the park. News: nine cops draw Tasers, handcuff him, and take granddaughter in a patrol car. Fark: this isn't the first time this has happened to them  (gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com) (345)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid "Comedian" celebrates Black History Month by putting on blackface make-up and embarrassing BYU students  (dailymail.co.uk) (245)
(Some DAM) Dumbass Pot calls kettle black  (usmagazine.com) (11)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)
(The Sun) Dumbass Today's sexy teacher likes drinking, swearing and 'pulling black man' (w/pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (67)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Black Guy) Video Improv Everywhere introduces Aspen to black people  (improveverywhere.com) (24)
(Some Guy) Florida "I only called that black student 'Chocolate Boy' on hidden camera, while pointing at him because I was handing out candies." Necco, please  (610wiod.com) (163)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BBC) Dumbass Black Sabbath drummer threatens to pull out of band's reunion unless they offer him respect, dignity, and a "signable contract". Guess he's never seen Spinal Tap  (bbc.co.uk) (29)


Wed February 01, 2012
(NPR) Amusing How to be black  (npr.org) (206)
(Salon) Dumbass You're Newt Gingrich's superPAC director. Do you c) respond to criticism of dog-whistling by blaming MSNBC, saying that black people have no role models, and that Democrats abort black babies?  (salon.com) (125)
(MSNBC) Sad Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (249)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Short List) Unlikely News: Martin Scorsese pens angry op-ed piece bemoaning the lack of awards love for an actor from his latest film. Fark: Said actor is a Doberman named Blackie  (shortlist.com) (26)
(Fox News) Interesting New analysis of data from the summer of 2003 in NYC shows rise in deaths were attributed to blackout, not customer heart attacks after receiving Con Ed bills  (foxnews.com) (5)


Sun January 29, 2012
(YouTube) Cool This week's karaoke edition SHMHC brings you the black metal band with the evocative name that evokes goats... and whores. It's Goatwhore, with Collapse in Eternal Worth  (youtube.com) (21)
(Daily Mail) Cool This 6,000 calorie breakfast - 12 slices of bacon, 12 sausages, 14 eggs, 4 black pudding slices, 12 slices of bread, 2 hash browns, saute potatoes, mushrooms, beans, and tomatoes - weighs more than a baby. Get in mah belly  (dailymail.co.uk) (188)


Fri January 27, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Proof that if you're going to get trapped in a well, it helps to be an 18 month-old baby girl rather than a 53 year-old black guy  (myfoxdc.com) (25)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Gawker) Interesting Nancy Pelosi has dirt on Newt says he will never become President. I know what it is, just let me see what these guys in black suits at my door want  (gawker.com) (69)
(Gawker) Interesting Black market IT  (gawker.com) (64)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Boston.com) Amusing What a coincidence "No Name Calling Day" and "Give kids who wear black a wedgie" are the same day  (boston.com) (13)
(Abc.net.au) Cool Researchers discover that flying dinosaurs had black feathers like ravens, believe that they still couldn't hit a 32-yard chip shot  (abc.net.au) (13)


Tue January 24, 2012
(TMZ) Sad Porn star Tori Black arrested for domestic battery in a dispute over breast milk. Police are still investigating how she beat the husband off  (tmz.com) (199)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Leather-clad vampiress defeats black airmen  (empireonline.com) (107)
(BBC) Interesting Birdwatchers flocking to see rare white blackbird before it moves to better neighborhood  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy In a sure sign that 2012 is truly the end-of-times, Rick Santorum gets behind ACLU effort to make it easier for blacks to vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Thu January 19, 2012
(CJDS) Obvious "Three co-sponsors of the bills... announced their shift in support in light of a viral campaign... that included the voluntary blackout of Wikipedia, Reddit, Fark and thousands of other websites." Behold the power of Fark   (criminaljusticedegreeschools.com) (12)
(The Raw Story) Followup The result of Wednesday's SOPA/PIPA blackouts: Republicans rush to renounce bills, but Democrats hold on tight  (rawstory.com) (174)
(UPI) Interesting Researchers say black doctor community better at unspoken language, frowning on your shenanigans  (upi.com) (55)
(Chitika) Interesting Kindle Fire already generating one-third more web traffic than the BlackBerry PlayBook, and 50% more traffic than either the Motorola Xoom or Samsung Galaxy Tab. To put it another way, 1/40th as much as the iPad  (insights.chitika.com) (97)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Daily Kos) Cool The Daily Kos gives props to Fark for participating in Anti-SOPA Internet Blackout Day  (dailykos.com) (2)
(WebProNews) PSA Porn sites black out in protest of SOPA. EVERYBODY PANIC  (webpronews.com) (130)
(Toronto Star) Amusing Blackout, shmackout: The IV drip is named after Henry IV -- and other fun fake facts without Wikipedia  (thestar.com) (95)
(Gizmodo) Dumbass Sounds like the RIAA may be bitter/illiterate about this whole "blackout" business  (gizmodo.com) (82)
(TheOatmeal.com) Amusing Out of all the SOPA blackout messages, the Oatmeal probably has the best one  (theoatmeal.com) (36)
(LA Times) Amusing The Los Angeles Times shows what Fark's been up to during the SOPA/PIPA blackouts (2nd-to-last item)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (0)
(Mediaite) Spiffy Mediaite's survival guide to January 18, 2012′s internet blackout includes the action/reaction of FARK (1st section)  (mediaite.com) (0)
(WebProNews) Cool WebProNews gives Fark.com a shout out to their humorous approach to the SOPA Blackout  (webpronews.com) (0)
(Fark) Survey If we can somehow squeeze in a thread NOT relating to blackouts and SOPA and PIPA (dang, she's cute...), who is/was your favorite "Law and Order" character? Mine was Lenny. I would have liked to have a beer with him  (fark.com) (89)
(Network World) Spiffy Network World gives FARK lots of credit during the SOPA blackout by telling its readers "As is generally the case, they're marching to a different beat over at Fark" (update 3)  (networkworld.com) (0)
(PC Magazine) Ironic MPAA: SOPA, PIPA Blackouts Are 'Abuse of Power'  (pcmag.com) (147)
(Forbes) Asinine Forbes: Reddit's SOPA blackout meaningless unless more important sites like facebook follow suit  (forbes.com) (88)
(Beyond cool) Cool Something no one imagined: Zombo.com has blacked out their home page to protest SOPA  (zombo.com) (76)
(YouTube) Caturday Kitten and baby deer come together for caturd... I mean internet blackout day  (youtube.com) (39)
(Gizmodo) Fail The MPAA doesn't like these 'blackout' protest shenanigans at all...Nope, not one bit *pulls out world's tiniest violin* Fail tag trumps Ironic tag due to the sheer stupidity of it all  (gizmodo.com) (232)


Tue January 17, 2012
(MainStreet) Spiffy How to survive the SOPA blackout day? Main Street suggests FARK (last section)  (mainstreet.com) (18)
(Salon) Sad In last night's Republican debate in South Carolina, on Martin Luther King's birthday, Newt Gingrich mocks Juan Williams for being black and having a Spanish first name. *sigh*  (salon.com) (335)


Thu January 12, 2012
(TMZ) Amusing Rihanna: "To hell with the People's Choice Awards. I'll go the Clippers game and have my OWN awards show with blackjack and hookers... you know what? FORGET THE AWARDS SHOW"  (tmz.com) (38)


Wed January 11, 2012
(NPR) Stupid Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "The Supremes vs. America," where the Black-Robed Cabal declares arbitration clauses are people, too  (npr.org) (107)
(Life.com) Interesting Rare color photographs from Germany in the 1930s discovered, but inept film developer appears to have emphasized almost exclusively black, red, and white in all the shots. Some people can't get anything reich  (life.com) (75)
(Yahoo) Obvious Michelle Obama says she's she tired of being tagged with the "angry black woman" stereotype; and that she just MIGHT have to break a foot off in somebody's ass if they don't knock it off  (news.yahoo.com) (409)


Tue January 10, 2012
(CNN) Sad A Hard Road Ahead: Black Sabbath guitarist diagnosed with cancer, and while Every Day Comes and Goes, nobody wants an Electric Funeral or to Die Young  (cnn.com) (43)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely If they can actually stay on target, the BlackBerry PlayBook might just become functional for its six users this February  (crackberry.com) (21)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Amazing black and white New York subway photos from the 1960s show how some things never change. Wait, where's the graffiti?  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Sat January 07, 2012
(BBC) Spiffy Mae Jemison, America's first black female astronaut and famed for her cameo on ST:TNG, named to head DARPA's 100-year starship project  (bbc.co.uk) (65)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Followup After Black Keys drummer Pat Carney accurately called Nickelback "shiat," Nickelback responds exactly how you'd expect the shiattiest "rock band" in the world to respond, "Thanks...hehe"  (rollingstone.com) (121)
(National Review) Unlikely Rick Santorum didn't say the word "black" when referring to welfare recipients, he said "bligh," obviously referring to welfare queen ship captains against whom we must rise up in mutiny  (nationalreview.com) (410)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Hill) Dumbass After getting into a frothy mess over his "Not wanting to make Black people's lives easier" line, Santorum connects the dots and concludes people must be angry because he said "black" and not "African American"  (thehill.com) (300)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass "Johnson allegedly concealed 17 cans of baby formula, two douches, three toothbrushes, one bottle of K-Y lubricant, one bottle of shaving gel and one Lysol refill into a black diaper bag"  (rn-t.com) (163)
(Some Guy) PSA Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish  (wfaa.com) (264)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ABC) Obvious The eleven most intriguing missing persons of 2011. Eight are pretty white girls, with a token black girl, a white boy, and one ugly girl  (abcnews.go.com) (92)


Sun January 01, 2012
(ABC) Strange Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Several hundred blackbirds, Falling from the sky. Scientists are puzzled why, They're falling from the heavens. All they know is that this ain't A repeat from 2011  (abcnews.go.com) (34)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely Wall Street expected to finish the year back in black. Have a drink on me, you bastards. Enjoy your trip on the highway to hell  (finance.yahoo.com) (23)
(CNN) Interesting If you're watching Netflix on your Xoom because the PlayStation Network and your BlackBerry are both down again, you'll love this article  (cnn.com) (19)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Nola.com) Dumbass Mother of the Year competition sees last-minute entry, as Louisiana woman leaves her foster children outside while she plays blackjack at a casino. On Christmas Eve day  (nola.com) (38)
(Deadspin) Asinine Tulsa columnist calls former OU coach a "Slapdick" who was hired "because he was black," doesn't realize he's being recorded  (deadspin.com) (41)
(Huffington Post) PSA Ron Paul's one black friend is sticking up for him and saying Paul is not a racist  (huffingtonpost.com) (55)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup "I'm still depressed over the fact that my mom ordered the white iPhone 4s instead of the black one for me." And other ungrateful tweets  (dailymail.co.uk) (324)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine European auto insurers are looking to use black box data to get around the coming ban on rate discrimination against men  (insurancejournal.com) (95)
(PC Magazine) Stupid Blackberry maker Research in Motion (RIM) turned down a sale to Amazon this past summer, saying they can fix their own problems. Stock price 1 yr ago: $60 -- this summer: $30 -- today: $12  (pcmag.com) (59)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Huffington Post) Asinine University of Texas College Republicans President tweets: "My president is black. He snorts a lot of crack." Is our children learning, indeed  (huffingtonpost.com) (283)


Sun December 18, 2011
(io9) Spiffy NASA has discovered the tiniest, most pathetic black hole in the universe  (io9.com) (29)
(Huffington Post) Sad Legendary black songstress dies after long illness. No not that one. Not that one either  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Fri December 16, 2011
(WISHTV) Dumbass Semi truck of Blackberry Playbooks stolen. Police thought about looking for suspects, but figure they'll all be returned once it's realized they don't work  (wishtv.com) (26)
(The Register) Stupid Rebecca Black was the most popular Google search in 2011. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come  (theregister.co.uk) (84)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Boston Herald) Followup Police defy order to release black box data from politician's wrecked car, saying public would be misled by facts  (bostonherald.com) (160)
(YouTube) Spiffy Not impressive: a cover of War Pigs by Black Sabbath. Impressive: On a piano  (youtube.com) (39)


Wed December 14, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Small blob of white pixels heads towards small blob of black pixels, representing imminent destruction of object three times as massive as Earth  (bbc.co.uk) (36)
(Some Guy) Scary For the latest round of "Real Story or Syfy Channel Movie?" we have black widow spiders infesting a navy warship  (connecticut.cbslocal.com) (63)
(Gawker) Sick Gawker finally gets a response to the Freedom of Information Act request they put in four years ago for documents on Blackwater. Here are the lowlights. Anyway, has anyone figured out what those Occupiers are upset about?  (gawker.com) (223)
(Starpulse) Obvious Black Keys won't sign up for streaming sites because it's not fair to the suckers that actually paid for music  (starpulse.com) (91)
(Fox News) Scary Al-Queda seems to have an image problem, so it pulls a Blackwater and renames itself Ansar al Sharia so it can have a fresh scary slate  (foxnews.com) (49)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Prisoner given bipolar medication even though he's not bipolar, causing him to go blind and have all of his skin blister, blacken and slough off. Now he's going to need some anti-depressants too  (startribune.com) (124)


Tue December 13, 2011
(YouTube) Video First official trailer for Men In Black 3 looks better than expected. If nothing else it proves Josh Brolin does a damn good job of channeling his inner Tommy Lee Jones  (youtube.com) (277)


Mon December 12, 2011
(The Raw Story) Stupid Tea Party compares Obama to a skunk: "It is half black, it is half white, and almost everything it does, stinks." But don't you dare call them racist  (rawstory.com) (381)
(Washington Post) Scary Living on a former US Army chemical warfare testing range is great up until your feet turn black  (washingtonpost.com) (50)
(The Local Norway) Interesting Butter priced at $515 a pack on Norway's black market as demand soars. What's smør, people are willing to pay for it  (thelocal.no) (111)
(Washington Post) Stupid Blackwater, which renamed itself Xe Services, is changing its name again to Academi, and from now on will be known as "Blackwater"  (washingtonpost.com) (132)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Amusing NFL Blackout? What NFL blackout?  (news.cincinnati.com) (59)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Uproxx) Obvious Rick Perry's popularity level on the internet right now sits somewhere between Rebecca Black and cancer  (uproxx.com) (157)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Putin pulls 99.48 percent of the vote . . . in Chechnya. The other .52 took a long car ride in a black unmarked vehicle and were never seen again  (monstersandcritics.com) (85)


Tue December 06, 2011
(MacWorld) Stupid Apple gives Samsung some helpful advice on avoiding patent infringement: don't make your tablets rectangular, black, thin, with rounded corners or flat fronts, or clean in appearance. No, this isn't from The Onion  (macworld.com) (202)


Sun December 04, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Man caught lurking in the trees dressed all in black with a hooded sweatshirt and armed with a flashlight and a machete and nursing a spider bite tells cops he was walking to the store to buy his lady some smokes  (nwfdailynews.com) (38)


Fri December 02, 2011
(New York Daily News) Ironic Black college student sparks debate by hanging Confederate flag in dorm room, says "I know it's kind of weird because I'm black"  (nydailynews.com) (111)


Thu December 01, 2011
(USA Today) Hero Good news, everybody: Black Friday proved that Americans have recovered from their temporary fear of credit cards and are once again charging like the True Patriots we've always known they are  (usatoday.com) (59)


Tue November 29, 2011
(C|Net) Cool The BlackBerry PlayBook has finally been rooted using something called DingleBerry. Of course, this following the near wipeout of RIM has caused subby to feel a bit tainted  (news.cnet.com) (14)
(Motherboard.tv) Interesting Evolution explains why you went mentally insane on Black Friday  (motherboard.tv) (43)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sad Shoppers step over dead man's body in mad rush for Black Friday bargains. Hey, a deal's a deal  (huffingtonpost.com) (106)
(CNN) Cool $52.4 billion spent on Black Friday. Suck it, Occupiers  (money.cnn.com) (326)


Sat November 26, 2011
(CNN) Sad CNN does a summary of the Black Friday incidents. Bonus quote: "most of the reported incidents [happened] at or near Walmart stores." Tag is for humanity  (edition.cnn.com) (70)
(Mediaite) Amusing Local TV newscast apparently not aware of the meaning of "Black Friday', goes with "Black Holiday Shoppers" instead. Close enough?  (mediaite.com) (47)
(Reuters) Asinine If you liked starting your Black Friday at midnight, the retailers did too and plan on continuing it. Thanks, America  (reuters.com) (224)


Fri November 25, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Followup Like Robin Broadhead at the control of a Heechee ship, Death Star prepares to jettison large part of T-Mobile to escape regulator's black hole  (businessweek.com) (14)
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass 'Electro-oversensitive' man in mobile phone blackout threat. In related news 'Electro-oversensitive' is the new PC term for 'nutjob'  (thelocal.se) (42)
(Cops gonna cop) Sick Sticking that video game in your waist band while trying to prevent your grandson from being injured in a Black Friday mob? You better believe that's a beating  (myfoxphoenix.com) (102)
(Fark) Obvious Fark's Weird News Quiz, the dreaded Black Friday edition. Elbow your way to the front and have at it  (fark.com) (26)
(MSNBC) Cool Yes. Yes. Probably not. No. Let's hope so. It's your Black Friday NHL thread. Game starts at 1pm EST on NBC  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (190)
(CBS News) Amusing Woman pepper sprays other shoppers to "gain an upper hand" on Black Friday. Guess which store? No, really - guess  (cbsnews.com) (354)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Man purchases venomous black mamba snake at an interstate exit in South Georgia. What could possibly go wrong?  (ajc.com) (79)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Mediaite) Strange Pat Robertson asks Condoleeza Rice, "What is this Mac and Cheese, is that a black thing?"  (mediaite.com) (227)
(The Consumerist) Followup Kohl's Rebecca Black Friday ad has annoyed just about everyone, and will hopefully cause a Kohl's boycott  (consumerist.com) (190)
(TwinCities.com) Stupid With "Black Friday" firmly entrenched, and "Cyber Monday" thrust upon us, the media is trying out "Small Business Saturday"  (twincities.com) (97)
(Cracked) Interesting Five Black Friday myths the media wants you to believe before this week's ad venture  (cracked.com) (79)


Tue November 22, 2011
(EITB) Unlikely Spanish King suffers black eye, bruised nose after 'walking into a door'; elsewhere in Spain, domestic violence is down  (eitb.com) (23)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing John Cleese's stand in for The Black Knight scene was Richard Burton, and 19 other things you didn't know about Monty Python, most likely because you're so very stupid. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time  (pajiba.com) (82)


Sat November 19, 2011
(MSNBC) Hero The only winning Black Friday game is not to play  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (61)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Life.com) Interesting Classic cool: Carlos' and Smith's Black Power salute on the Olympic podium in 1968. Forgotten cool: Aussie silver medalist Peter Norman proudly wearing a human rights badge in solidarity with their protest  (life.com) (27)


Thu November 17, 2011
(The Consumerist) Florida Woman decides to line up outside Best Buy for Black Friday deals...nine days before it happens  (consumerist.com) (49)
(WorldNetDaily) Ironic Lobbying scandal leaves a black mark on Newt Gingrich's campaign, leaving him in a kettle of trouble, according to a pot-shot taken by Jack Abramoff  (wnd.com) (54)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Newt, on his $1.8M Freddie Mac payday: Um... I have no idea, really. I've got many clients. Let me think... Freddie Mac... black comedian, right?   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (139)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Atlantic) Asinine Reporter: Hi, I'm a reporter, this is my press pass, and I'm here to cover OWS. Police: You are under arrest for defying the media blackout *whack, whack, whack, whack* (with video)  (theatlantic.com) (360)
(Some Guy) Asinine When shopping online you can usually choose to see the item in a different color. Clicking to see it in "Black" on this store's site might surprise you though  (ballston.patch.com) (182)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Fox News) Sad As Blackberry fades into obsolescence, a look back at some other once-ubiquitous tech firms that crashed and burned  (foxnews.com) (130)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Science Daily) Sad In case you forgot the lesson taught by the extinction of the western black rhino, here are some African elephants to remind you that people suck  (sciencedaily.com) (16)


Fri November 11, 2011
(NME) Followup In News That Would Have Been Welcome in 1975, Black Sabbath are reuniting  (nme.com) (53)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing "(The Immortals) wasn't historically accurate," grumbled a woman in the elevator after the sneak preview. "I guess that's what we deserve for using free tickets we got at a Blackhawks game"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (78)


Thu November 10, 2011
(BBC) Sad Your last chance to see one has passed...the western black rhino has been declared extinct  (bbc.co.uk) (121)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Science Daily) Cool NASA develops super-black material, can't make up their minds if they want to name it Dolemite or Shaft  (sciencedaily.com) (137)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Ozzy Osbourne is leaving cryptic messages that suggest Black Sabbath might reunite for a tour. Then again, pretty much everything Ozzy says sounds cryptic  (heraldsun.com.au) (27)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Huffington Post) NewsFlash Black man found guilty of killing white man  (huffingtonpost.com) (233)
(Some Guy) Florida New bill would end NFL blackouts. In related news, TV stations will now be forced to suffer through broadcasting Dolphins games  (wjrr.com) (63)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Secret Service: Watch Out For 'Black Money' Scam. Also, Mr. Rogers wasn't a Marine sniper. And that email from Nigeria? Yeah. Delete that  (wmur.com) (41)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Den Of Geek) Spiffy A new trailer for Underworld: Awakening is out, it's got Kate Beckinsale in tight black leather, so...yeah  (denofgeek.com) (84)


Wed November 02, 2011
(LA Times) Sad City of Compton finds itself in full financial meltdown -- despite being solidly in the black only a few short years ago  (latimes.com) (99)
(Uproxx) Ironic Donald Trump says Jon Stewart is a racist for making fun of Herman Cain. Bulldozing housing for poor black families to make way for gaudy glass towers, however, is not racist at all  (uproxx.com) (251)


Tue November 01, 2011
(MSNBC) Ironic 'It's outrageous the way liberals treat a black conservative' - Ann Coulter. Oh that is rich Ann... RICH  (msnbc.msn.com) (161)
(Wired) Interesting Why do fingernails on a blackboard sound so god awful?  (wired.com) (41)
(NYPost) Asinine And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D  (nypost.com) (19)
(Huffington Post) Interesting White people occupy Wall Street *like this,* and black people occupy Wall Street *like this*  (huffingtonpost.com) (47)


Mon October 31, 2011
(MSP Business Journal) Interesting Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas  (bizjournals.com) (164)


Sat October 29, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary As if turning your hands and mouth black and tasting like a retread tire isn't bad enough, black licorice will also seriously fark up your heart  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (171)
(some lucky cat) Caturday Spooky, a black cat named by the vet staff caring for her after she was hit by a car, has been reunited with her family just in time for the Halloween edition of Caturday   (westminster.londoninformer.co.uk) (926)


Thu October 27, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing Oh, no room for Oklahoma, huh? Fine I'll go build my own network, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the network and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing  (espn.go.com) (19)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Officer, I've been shot by a stray bullet. Yes, ma'am. We'll get you medic ... oh, you're black? Handcuff her to the wall for five days boys  (nydailynews.com) (361)


Wed October 26, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing What's black and white and red all over?  (youtube.com) (30)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Life.com) Misc What do you get for the Black Panther who has everything and who has been acquitted (barely) of felony murder and who is destined to write a cookbook but just doesn't know it yet? That's right. A really nice sweater  (life.com) (37)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting As BlackBerries turn out to be lemons, people start switching to Apple  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (53)
(Huffington Post) Silly Rick Perry: Herman Cain is like a brother to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it  (huffingtonpost.com) (135)


Wed October 19, 2011
(BBC) Sappy Zottel the racist Swiss goat is safe. Well, as safe as he can be now that he's black  (bbc.co.uk) (57)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Knight profit rises after some basic modifications, convertible top, sassy black character, and that farking truck with a ramp  (marketwatch.com) (7)


Tue October 18, 2011
(JSOnline) Dumbass Porcelain fountain damaged in drunken black-out. When drunk, you're supposed to worship at the porcelain temple, not desecrate it  (jsonline.com) (28)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting RIM introduces new QNX-based Blackberry BBX operating system, even though Blackberry BBW was more popular with focus groups of chubby-chasers  (businessweek.com) (31)


Mon October 17, 2011
(ESPN Scrum) Cool All-Blacks dominate Wallabies in Battle of Tasman Sea, prepare to take on Les Bleus next week in winner-take-all clash. If you don't speak rugby, scroll on by  (espnscrum.com) (42)

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