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500 headlines found matching 'Bill Clinton'
Sat March 25, 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge Andrew Napolitano tells his friends he's not worried about being canned by Fox because Trump promised him the next Supreme Court seat
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Arkansas reconsiders giving drunken sports fans guns, or as Andy Griffin would say, "Sometimes even a blind squirrel can catch a peacock"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who run Congresstown? Who... run... Congresstown? Freedom Caucus runs Congresstown. FREEDOM CAUCUS RUNS CONGRESSTOWN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: We've spent so much time being the party of "no" that we've forgotten how to govern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The businessman president, who sold himself to tens of millions of disillusioned voters last year as the outsider who could tame a broken capital, ended his first confrontation with lawmakers overmatched, outmaneuvered and ultimately empty-handed"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's how President Trump's impeachment will go down ...if it does
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman: Since the President claims he works while golfing at Mar-a-lago, shouldn't he be publishing the visitor's log so that we know who is influencing him? Oh yeah, while we're at it, let's demand the White House log as well
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The best way for Trump to do something is to do nothing. Finally, a political strategy we can rally around
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(Info Wars)
 
Fake
 
Backpedaling on a scale never seen before, Alex Jones recants and renounces Pizzagate. OMG, the lizard people got to him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressman: You know, it might be a good idea to pause the President's legislative agenda until the investigation into his possible collusion with the Russian government is complete
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump Lives in Washington, Works at the White House, But isn't an Employee Subject to Federal Ethics Rules. Ta da
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will he announce his resignation on the heels of a crushing defeat? Will he blame the Democrats? Will he blame Trump and Pence? THIS is your Paul Ryan "seppuku" press conference (4pm start)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Trumpcare debate and vote at 3:30 EST. Watch it become Failcare
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentleman our Treasury Secretary: "Well, I'm not allowed to promote anything that I'm involved in, but you should send all your kids to 'Lego Batman' " - which he produced
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And just when it looked like all hope was lost for Obamacare, twin roosters tails of dust were spotted on the horizon accompanied by the throaty roar of a Trans-Am's engine going full out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The healthcare vote hasn't even happened yet and already Republicans are accusing each other of epic blunders, drinking fetus smoothies, and loving communism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Trump campaign hanger-on Paul Manafort offers to perjure himself in front of the House Intelligence Committee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes tries to justify his betrayal of principles and duty by stating he had an "obligation" to run and tell Trump he was f*cked
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After CNN reports that Trump aides are being investigated by the FBI for collusion with Russia, Roger Stone sends a ranting letter saying he was defamed and will "spank" his accusers "like little children". Difficulty: he wasn't named in the report
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is taking on The Freedom Caucus. Whoever wins, we lose
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's look at the idiot behind Pizzagate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC admits paying "security firm" to spy on Clinton during campaign. Let's just check the roster: ex-CIA, ex-CIA, ex-KGB, regularly performs espionage work on Americans for Russian companies...eh, is just coincidence, America comrade friend
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Thu March 23, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian backed despot issues terroristic demand to U.S. government
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Manafort V3.0: Going from campaign manager, to "played a very limited role for a very limited time", to "Really guys, he wasn't even here long enough for us to check his references"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein says the GOP won't investigate Trump's Russia collusion as "There's a cover-up going on here." And if anyone knows about a conspiracy and cover-up, it's Carl Bernstein
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi calls House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes "a stooge" for the president, though, observing traditional rules of legislative decorum, she declined to say WHICH stooge, but it's pretty clear she means Shemp
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans delay Trumpcare vote after failing to garner enough votes for passage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New poll indicates that 60% of Americans find Trump dishonest. The 40% who find him honest are either his family or board of directors
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time for the daily disaster that is Spicey's Spintime. White House Press Briefing starts at 1:30... or whenever Bullshiat Spice decides to show up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are 553 administration positions that require Senate confirmation. 20 are filled. 36 waiting confirmation. 497 waiting for Trump to stop golfing and actually name someone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George W. Bush's ethics lawyer says FBI is "uncovering evidence of treason" by far right US news websites over their links with Russia. In other news, Bush had an ethics lawyer. Who knew?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House intel committee head apologizes for his actions yesterday, saying, "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge to Exxon: Save those emails of the Sec. of State. Thanks
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake asks Neil Gorsuch if he would rather fight "one horse- sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses." At least that explains how the Senator ended up with his last name
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and pals just rewrote the Trumpcare bill to appease the right-wingers and you'll never guess what happened to the support from the moderates
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Wed March 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump feels "somewhat vindicated" about his "wire tapping" allegations. "Somewhat vindicated" is in quotes meaning not actually vindicated at all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort Drafted a Plan in 2005 to Influence American and European Politics for Putin's Benefit, which incidentally is how we ended up with Trump as President
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes thought he was putting out the Trump Tweet Tapp fire. Only he reached for gasoline instead of water
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton is set to receive a lifetime achievement award for some reason
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Democrat Adam Schiff calls for independent investigation after Chairperson Devin Nunes decides to throw protocol out the window and brief the President that shiat is hitting the fan faster than anyone expected *DUN DUN*
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Dave Brat goes into a conspiracy theory meltdown live on the air after Katy Tur asks him a few simple questions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is having the worst week of his Presidency, but he can still turn this thing around. All he has to do is figure out intelligence, patience, humility, empathy, and wisdom over his morning coffee today
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel throw Paul under the bus? Will Sean create an alternate reality where Trump is a Democrat so therefore the Democrats are working with Russia? Better man a fort, THIS is your Sean Spiceweasel's daily press briefing. (starts 1:30ET)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"If they vote against [Trumpcare] they could face the wrath of a vengeful and combative president. If they vote for it, they risk retribution from the Koch [bros.] and other powerful right-wing players whose money can be pivotal in re-election races"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another aspect of traditional presidentin' that Trump sucks at: he is the first president in well over 100 years that does not have a pet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's it like to have Trump grab you by the pussy?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hours after his SCOTUS nominee scolds President Trump for bashing federal judges, he doubles down and says no one can tell him what to do and he'll continue bashing the judiciary
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
All aboard...... Hahaha...... [Instrumental...] I, I, I, I... [fade] [Instrumental]
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People close to the president say Mr. Trump's Twitter torrent had less to do with fact, strategy or tactic than a sense of persecution bordering on faith: He simply believes that he was bugged in some way, by someone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN political commentator says "Sean Spicer doesn't believe Sean Spicer at this point". Well, duh - that Ghostbusters remake was an atrocity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One thing we know for sure, is James Comey does not discriminate along party lines when he does his discriminating
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Nixon White House Counsel John Dean: The actions of the Trump White House in response to the Russia story seem AWFULLY familiar to me...wait, don't tell me, it'll come to me any second
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, will Spicer manage to spin so much he corkscrews into the bedrock? It's the daily White House press briefing - live at 2:15ish EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While most news outlets reported the twin bombshells Comey dropped yesterday, that Trump lied, and that Trump's team is being investigated; Fox and Friends tweets "you didn't miss much" with a supercut of the questions Comey DIDN'T answer
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Monday's hearing "debunked" Trump's wiretapping tweets, but left his underlying claim intact: that there was surveillance of the Trump campaign; that the results were shared throughout the government - even possibly reaching the Obama White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump threatens Republicans to support TrumpCare or lose their seats. Or possibly grab them by it, one of the two
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reaches his limit with the mighty oak forehead Jeffrey Lord over Russiagate, exasperatedly snapping "OH COME ON"
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The FBI Russia probe will also investigate the Western wing of Russia's propaganda machine, Breitbart and Infowars
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Straight-faced, Bill O'Reilly sheepishly admits Trump "would be wise to embrace only facts from now on"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI investigation...could hamper [Trump's] political agenda for months, if not years, to come." HA. Years?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Questions on Ivanka Trump products can now be sent to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. -- and that includes classified data too
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
For all their denunciations of 'fake news,' the Trump administration has become a leading purveyor of it, and most of that seems to come to them via Moscow
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The age of open government is ending
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Comey testified before Congress today. For in depth analysis, let's watch Rachel Maddow together at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your SpicerFact for 3/20/17: Trump golfing is better than Obama golfing because Trump uses golf to solve the world's problems
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(The Daily Caller)
 
Fake
 
Even the Daily Caller is calling out Trump: Remember when you used to be against a President spending time in the golf course? We do
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Establishment Democrats aim to adopt the anti-Trump movement", perhaps consider becoming liberal again but not too soon because they wouldn't want to rush into standing for something, or winning elections, or anything scary like that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So we've ALL been thinking it, but credit goes to former Rep. David Jolly (R-FL) for being the first to come out and say it publicly: President Donald Trump isn't "intellectually qualified" to be president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pretty much, the only way today could have gone worse for Trump is if PornHub added a "presidential watersports" category to their search engine or Melania was revealed as a victim of "the Fappening 2.0"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Wait until the hearing is over before you mischaracterize someone's congressional testimony, Mr. President, or you run the risk of being corrected in real-time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
James Comey answers the least suspenseful question in recorded history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Democrats find their collective spines and be able to repel the nightmare of Conservative extremism that is Neil Gorsuch? Will we be reminded of the GOP's obstruction? It's your Official Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing Discussion Thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicer going out live at 1:30 for the "NO YOU" counterpunch against Comey on The Hill
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Intel offers no evidence of Trump Tower spying. To be honest, I always suspected AMD
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Comey reveal that Trump is a puppet? Will the pee tape come to light? Will Trump demand Comey's head after the hearing? THIS is your House Intelligence Committee Hearing on Russia-gate thread (hearing starts at 10 AM EDT on C-SPAN)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump: Russia story is 'FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Circumstantial evidence" regarding collusion between Russia and Trump campaign. The seven or so Trump surrogates who had many meetings with Russians notwithstanding
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If Neil Gorsuch isn't a legitimate SCOTUS judge, then I understand the Senate has ways of shutting that down
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ryan goes all in on Don'tCare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And today Comey throws Trump under the bus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just the administration placing aides in government agencies to monitor for loyalty to the President
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake news delivers new fake polling numbers for Trump showing only 37% approve of his job performance and a fake 58% of fakers disapprove of his job performance
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
This weekend, you paid Trump the approximate cost of 500,000 Meals on Wheels for a "Veterans Affairs meeting" in Mar-a-Lago. Only it seems he forgot to bring the VA secretary. Or even to schedule the meeting
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Wing 'chaos' as Trump seems 'hellbent on squandering' any gains by his administration: report
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton devotes her life to assisting American refugees
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Texas Representative Steve Stockman (R) accused of spending money meant for charity on himself. And, according to Stockman, he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for the meddling deep state and its dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deputy Director of the NSA calls Trump's UK spying allegations "just crazy", "arrant nonsense". Then insinuates Trump is ignorant and stupid. Why yes, he is retiring shortly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Barack Obama is probably lying
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Donald Jr. run daddy's businesses and are continually Tweeting about his policies while trying desperately not to violate various ethics laws. More than they already have
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everybody loves Bernie Sanders - that is, except the Democratic party
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don Lemon summarizes Bullshiat Spice's latest word salad by comparing it to Billy Madison. Does he have a Fark handle?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Obama White House comedy headed to the big screen. What should it be called?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer is increasingly becoming like one of those robots in a logic puzzle: You can NEVER admit your Boss lies, But your Boss NEVER tells the Truth, and you have to explain what he really means
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump claims he is holding a big meeting on how to overhaul the VA at Mar-a-Lago because it was "the most convenient place" and "everybody wanted to go there". Also, Donald? Stop trying to make "The Southern White House" happen. It's embarrassing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House: All VA Hospitals directed to put up portraits of cheetos
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reporter quits over Obama conspiracy theory story published by his employer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Inside internet hate site: "We're not a hate site"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cognitive dissonance sadly not covered by the ACA. Thanks, Obama
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"He's doing everything that he promised he would do - working to secure our borders, took us out of TPP, has the best cabinet that has never been assembled in history," says GOP congressman who gave Trump an A for his performance. Hilarity ensued
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump lied a bunch. There, I saved you five minutes
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Enjoy Sean Spicer's latest Melissa McCarthy impersonation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted in writing a children's book
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has toned down his voter fraud accusations, and for some reason Congressional Republicans appear relieved about it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's response when Fox News' Tucker Carlson confronts him on the devastating impact repealing Obamacare will have on those who voted for him: "Oh, I know"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's official: Obama did not tap that Ass
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So it turns out that more people voted in the 1026 Presidential election, than did when President Obama was reelected in 2012
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The failing, rigged, fake New York Times article used the word wiretap which makes me smart
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since Trump can't be bothered, here are Obama's NCAA tournament bracket picks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New overnight poll puts Donald Trump's approval rate at 46%. Which is exactly the same percentage who show no concern about health care, the environment, the economy, race relations, labor issues, foreign policy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Isn't it time we normalize President Trump? If it can even be done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: "If Democrats want to fix healthcare, they should offer their own bill." That's the joke
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Breitbart loves trolling Paul Ryan. Well who wouldn't?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may as well call him President Midas, because everything he touches turns to Goldman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's agenda hinges on the fate of Trumpscare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a Chinese government-connected corporation brokered a NYC real estate deal that netted Jared Kushner $400 million because of its ridiculously favorable terms, the head of Chinese Intelligence front buys a $15 mil condo in Trump Towers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline: "Donald Trump is more normal than you think"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing else to concern himself with as President of the United States Trump tweets about "failing" Snoop Dogg. Could this be the beginning of a new West Coast-East Coast rivalry?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump defenders are starting to sound like English Lit professors at a Joyce seminar: "So now you have to decide, are you going to take the tweets literally? And if you are then clearly the president was wrong. But if you're not"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is planning on cutting the NWS, EPA, Medicare and Medicaid, but you can bet your tax dollars he's going back to Mar-a-Lago this weekend
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Homophobic pastor Wayne Allyn Root says Donald Trump is "like a wife who makes passionate love to you every day, seven days a week." Even on the Sabbath
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says Snoop Dogg should have been more careful about pretending to shoot a Trump clown in a video because "presidents have been assassinated before"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Remember when Bill Clinton asked for the resignations of all US attorneys DURING the transition:? Pepperidge farms remembers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paranoia seizes Trump's White House. This is not a repeat from Jan 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd etc
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow's big Trump tax reveal was a big letdown, according to Twitter
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Morning Joe" host Mika Brzezinski looks into camera and says directly to Trump: "It's a very serious allegation. And it questions everything that you're about. And it questions whether we can ever believe you, and whether Americans can believe you"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTFA: In what can be described as journalistic malpractice and a gross dereliction of duty, the alt-left radical propaganda press continues to insist there is some nefarious connection between President Trump and Moscow. Evidence? They don't need any
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's prosecutorial purge will harm the GOP in the long run
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Welcome to Politics 2017 - The Year of the Walk Back
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump White House on CBO report on Trumpcare: unbelievable, fake news. Our own analysis shows that by 2026 twice as many Americans will lose health insurance as the CBO report. So there
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Breitbart begins sharpening some very long knives
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Mon March 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg finally addresses the problem that no one else will speak of: there's too much clown shiat going on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SHOCKING CONFESSION: In his own words, Obama admits to wiretapping Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refined Gentleman that he is, President Trump lets it be known via the Twitter machine that he is distempered, nay, downright appalled, at the rudeness and lack of civility the uncouth media is displaying towards his designated liars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
WTF in Chief Donald Trump warns republicans that by repealing Obamacare they are "putting themselves in a very bad position"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NBC Reporter: "Can we trust that what the President says is real?" Bullshiat Spice: "If he's not joking, of course"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trump 'doesn't really think' Obama personally tapped his phone. Last five words completely unnecessary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CBO will release their score for Trumpcare at 4 PM, to be followed by Presidential toilet rant on twitter at 5 AM
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer Says: Trump wants the White House Press pool to decide where he donates his salary. I'm pretty sure they all read Fark so let's give them some suggestions
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicer will finally reveal the wiretapping evidence against Obama- or implode. (Live at 1ish EST)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump voters to be hardest hit by Trump's health care plan. Clinton voters still set to suffer debilitating cases of schadenfreude
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Human-pug hybrid Kellyanne Conway pulls another alternative fact out of her rectum, says the Trump campaign was monitored in other ways
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee set today as the deadline for Trump to provide evidence he was the victim of an Obama "wiretapp." Will Trump follow through? What will happen if he fails to provide the evidence? Either way, things will get crazy today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has hired two Florida fundraisers. Nudge nudge, wink wink
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The FBI is fully cooperating with the Russia investigation
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
All power to deflector shields
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Sun March 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee requests that Trump FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: over his evidence of wiretapping by Monday
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP wants you to know that Keith Hall is a liberal hack who isn't fit to be CBO director
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman claims Obama stayed in DC to run "shadow" govt. We get it, he's black
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Virtually the entire White House tweets about February's job stats, minutes after the official numbers are released. This is in direct violation of Statistical Policy Directive Number 3, which prohibits Federal employees from doing so
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Fri March 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
174 year-old Senator Orrin Hatch (R-eally Old) announces he will run for another term of office so he can shout more crazy things at cameras
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats are suddenly concerned about the price of Presidential trips
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: "I had no knowledge that Michael Flynn was working as a paid lobbyist during the campaign" Elijah Cummings: " Here's the letter I sent you on Nov. 18 warning that Flynn was a paid lobbyist" Pence: "Can I get a smoke bomb over here?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump: Jobs report is a lie, fails to account for huge number of unemployed. Sad. President Trump: Would you look at that Jobs report? Shows America is once again Great Again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
White House: Ethics laws do not apply to the executive branch. U.S. Ethics official: Um, yes they do, dumb asses
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
National Security advisers are bracing for this weekend's Trump Tweetstorm so they can manage the fallout from his rage. So just remember your tax dollars are being used to prevent wars starting because the president is biatching on social media
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Robert Reich says Trump has given four grounds for impeachment, the fifth coming soon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So Trump's lawyers took Conway's illegal plugging of Ivanka's shiat a bit more seriously than Trump did
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Could Breitbart grow rogain on Trump? Wait, go rogue on Trump. They need couples therapy
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Thu March 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicy talks about how the giant tax breaks for rich people and higher insurance premiums are good, OK? But you people keep writing your stories to make us look bad
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
White House finally responds to growing questions about Wikileaks CIA dump, Trump's wiretap accusation and connections to Russia...by canceling all press events
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brexit backer and Trump supporter Farage stops by Ecuadorian embassy housing Wikileaks' Julian Assange. Asked by reporters what he was doing there, he replies that he doesn't remember. Not suspicious at all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Much like the average Farker trying to give up drinking, Republicans are finding it hard to give up obstructionism after their 8 year long addiction
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumpy Spice: "Every member of the House and Senate will be able to have their opportunity to have amendments (on TrumpCare) offered through the committee process and on the floor," GOP Leadership: The Hell you say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spicer: "Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone." Fox reporter: "No, he didn't" Spicer lackey: "There are multiple reports that Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
New York Times wants you to forget one of their narratives. Forget, forget, deep breath now, forget. Please standby to naively accept the next installment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grandpa Munster says the Trumps were "gracious and warm" during dinner at the White House and everything was fine, just fine, and there is no reason to suspect otherwise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bar has now been set for "stupidest thing said during the Obamacare repeal debate." " Rep Jason Smith (Slow-MO) decrying Obamacare's tax on tanning beds, If Democrats are concerned about skin cancer "Why haven't they put a tax on the sun instead?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AG Sessions: "Khorosho, ya sdelayu vse, chto vozmozhno, chtoby vosstanovit' nezavisimost' i professionalizm Ministerstva yustitsii"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Very concerned for your privacy. Well not necessarily yours, but someone's
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Please call the atrocious Republican healthcare plan "Trumpcare". Because the White House doesn't want you to call it that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has smashed, destroyed, and otherwise perverted the Presidential Code
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Republicans are unable to come together and get their own healthcare reform passed, Trump has a simple solution lined up: Blame the Democrats
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Wed March 08, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Something is straining the relationship between President Trump and President Obama. They used to be BFFs; I'm not sure what happened
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions: I never met with the Russians. Okay, I met with the Russian ambassador twice. Did I say twice? Sorry, I meant three times. My bad
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(The Root)
 
 
 
President Trump misses fantastic opportunity to stay logged out of his Twitter account and keep his mouth shut on International Women's Day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It looks like the most effective way to save Obamacare is simply to label whatever awful "replacement" the GOP comes up with as "Trumpcare" and sit back and let the Narcissist-in Chief do all the heavy lifting to kill it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ted and Heidi Cruz to dine with Trump tonight, and Ted's moonlighting as the Zodiac Killer won't even crack the top ten most awkward factors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House claims that Trump's allegations that Obama tapped his phones is evidence of wrongdoing even if it turns out to be false
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump tries, fails to be Presidential. This is not a repeat from every hour of every day for the past 47 days
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Trump: Our wonderful new Healthcare Bill is now out for review and negotiation. Kellyanne Conway: TrumpCare? Oh, hell to the no
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out a warning label as its solution to fake news. Or they could just tell people not to use Facebook as an actual news source
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Obama is "engaging with domestic terrorists" to take down Trump. Wait, domestic terrorists typically support Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing like a sitting president threatening a bloodbath if his health care bill doesn't pass
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This timeline of how Trumpcare went from fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to putrid shiatbiscuits in just 24 hours is a perfect example of how the Trump administration is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mr. President, about those wiretapp allegations? Yeah... well, we're sorry sir, but this time you're on your own
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember back when Republicans were concerned about the president taking too many vacations? Good times, those were....GOOOOD times
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Tue March 07, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota Governor signs law to allow Sunday liquor sales, paving the way for my Mojo Nixon themed church service "Are you drinking with me Jesus?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Gerald Ford was not eaten by wolves. Not news: George H.W. Bush was not eaten by the Japanese. Fark: But he came close
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right-wing House Republicans not happy with slow progress of Obamacare repeal so they're gonna build their own ACA repeal bills. With blackjack. And hookers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton hopes a 'wave of young women' run for office. Bill Clinton eagerly agrees
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump surprises kids on White House tour because everyone thought he was at Mar-a-Lago again
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(The Raw Story)
 
Fake
 
Fmr. NSA analyst: Intel sources say White House 'targeting journalists' with 'help from Russian intel' - Nothing to see here, move along comrade
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(Politico)
 
 
 
8 tricks for defending Trump on the left. More tricks on the right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump approves of RINObamacare 2.0, setting the stage for a Derpstitutional Crisis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrats will come to regret a probe into Russian election hacking as it will likely unearth Hillary Clinton's 30,000 lost emails
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We're only 46 days in a perpetual state of crisis and the Trump administration has yet to deal with a major foreign policy challenge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
122 "vicious" Gitmo detainees released by Obama have gone back to terrorism, tweets the Trump. Give or take 113 who were released by George W. Bush
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicer will be live on video for his press conference today, this is apparently news as it is not a gaggle nor is it audio only as yesterday's press thing was
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leave it to curmudgeonly Iowa republican Chuck Grassley to oppose a special prosecutor over Russia
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin admits he doesn't know how much more people can take of his Trump imitation, ergo he may retire his SNL impression
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headline: "DHS head: Trump has 'convincing' wiretap proof". Story: DHS head, who apparently was in a coma for the last year, says that since Trump made that claim, he MUST have some pretty good evidence; he wouldn't just make something like that up
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FBI Director Comey doesn't want to stay under the bus OR fall on his sword for Trump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Harvard grad and Constitutional lawyer who clerked for the Supreme Court on Trump's wiretap tweets: "Yeah, he pretty much stepped on his own dick big league, and should be shiatcanned." Well, he said it a little more eloquently, but you get the idea
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Park Service releases hundreds of ground and arial photographs of President Trump's inauguration and yup, looks like we can expect an incoming tweet storm
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's new strategy is to make up a conspiracy to deflect from the seriousness of the Russia ties. Yeah, we've been over this, CNN; you're late to the party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Sen. "Tehran Tom" Cotton isn't willing to hop aboard Trump's latest crazy Train
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everyone in the Trump campaign was rewarded with appointments they were unqualified for--except for Deputy Campaign Manager David Bossie, who was left in the cold. Probably because he never talked to Russia
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people showed up for "March 4 Trump" rallies across the country, if you count maybe 150 people total as a lot of people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the post-truth presidency
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meet the five new Democratic party power centers, same as the old ones
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Spicer get his wires tapped by the press corps at 1:30 EST(audio only today)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
America's most senior diplomat just left government service, and after serving six presidents is now able to speak his mind publicly: "What the fark, man?"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Trump has 26 million Twitter followers but is only following 43 people and businesses. And most of those businesses are his own
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Levin: "There is overwhelming evidence the Obama administration wiretapped Trump before Trump was sworn in as president, and Democrats are trying to cover that up" Press: "What evidence?" Mark Levin: "OVERWHELMING evidence"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Although the law provides a great deal of leeway for political speech, that protection is not all encompassing. And because of the way Trump has leveled unsubstantiated accusations at Obama, he may have libeled his predecessor"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so you know what that means: Trump's own agencies have told him that he's wrong about his weekend conspiracy rant, but he doesn't care and still believes his own derp
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When you have access to the most powerful intelligence and spy agencies in the world and you get your information from Infowars and Brietbart, people are going to start thinking you're a little deranged
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what kind of advice would George W. Bush give Donald Trump if Donald asked the former President? What do you think Mr. Bush would tell him?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like there's a big-ass bus barreling towards Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. The well-oiled machine is constantly crashing and everyone - including Trump - is starting to point the finger at him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The serious case for Oprah 2020
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down. In other news, popcorn stocks set to open at record highs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House attorneys scramble to come up with evidence to back Trump's 'wiretap' claims
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's entire staff has no clue where he came up with the wiretapping allegations
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Sat March 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let me tell you, this David guy, OK? He's got a camp, and it's garbage. I mean, just the worst. I'm not the only one saying it, everybody hates this guy's camp, believe me. The door handles are made of wood, there's barns... it's a total mess
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congressman points out to Trump that if his Trump Tower phones were tapped, he's in deeper poop than he imagined because the tap would have required a warrant, which in turn would have required probable cause in front of a FISA judge
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump suffered an outright personality breakdown on Twitter after the wiretap comments, and Twitter has reacted accordingly; "We need to keep him away from the nuclear launch codes today"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to re-build America with American steel." *offer not valid in United States, check local listings for details
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"You know, Mr. President, the Russia stuff is heating up pretty badly. We need something to distract the media. How about...um...I dunno...maybe Obama tapped your phones? Think anyone would believe that?"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The presidential frontrunner in Ecuador has promised Ecuadorians a better economy, fairer trade with the U.S. and an Assange free embassy in London
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Yelp will soon help you find gender neutral bathrooms. On the other hand, anywhere can be a chaotic neutral bathroom if you're crazy enough
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
File this under "It's totes okay when we do it"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump's latest attempt to stop the damaging leaks coming from the White House leaks to the press
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
"As prophesized by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. just shy of 50 years ago, the United States has become a spiritually dead imperialist atrocity." Well, that escalated quickly
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you feel like reading another explanation of how Baby Boomers ruined everything, click on the left; agreement or dissent on the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's time to enjoy one of the Democratic Party's most hallowed traditions: Blaming the youth vote for their latest election loss and announcing a foolproof, can't-miss plan to get them to tear themselves away from Snapchat so they'll win the next one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary Mad Dog is willing to punch Bannon, Priebus and Kushner in the face to get the staff he wants at DoD
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps sensing that Trump's trainwreck tenure has given him a perfect moment to rehabilitate his image, President Bush comes out of hiding to talk about his favorite comedian impersonations, and dating a Nixon. Miss him yet?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats: It's bad for Trump's people to meet Russians. Also Democrats: Sure, the Russian Ambassador can visit the Obama White House 22 times
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember how we joked that all Trump needed to look the part of third world despot was the military regalia? Well, he apparently thought it was a neat idea
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good thing Trump's campaign funds didn't pay for Sessions's visit with Rus--oh
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court rules that there is no such thing as private communications for government officials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Proving once again that Tom Hanks is an A+ kind of guy, he gifted an espresso maker to the White House press corp. He didn't skimp, either, knowing full well how much mileage will be put on it
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Thu March 02, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A much needed reminder that we can totally disagree politically yet it's still possible to be totally cool with each other personally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sessions and other Trump surrogates demanded Loretta Lynch recuse herself under similar circumstances, but that was different because Sessions is a white man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trouble in paradise: Vlad the Putin orders Russian media to stop chumming it up with Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McMaster to NSC: You know what, it'll be like that Flynn guy never happened
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Senator Joe Lieberman (Quisling-CT) says the Democratic strategy of across-the-board opposition to having people's faces eaten off is "thoughtless" and Dems should "compromise". Maybe just let the leopards eat the nose and ears, for example
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long, Trump administration goes from defending Sessions as a victim of a partisan witch hunt to "hey, we didn't know he met with Russians until we turned on the TV this morning". Oh, Beauregard, we hardly knew ye
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What exactly did Jeff Sessions say to the Russian ambassador and when did he know it?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions calls for own removal from office
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WH ordered to keep all information they have regarding Russia. Presumably for the big bonfire they'll have when Putin has a state visit
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump says one thing to journalists and another thing to the public. White House staffers: Uh, we meant to do that
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Of the three bills and two executive orders President Trumpler signed yesterday, guess which one wasn't given a signing ceremony or photoshoot
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President ME has left the building: Trump references self 60 percent less than Obama in first SOTU address. And remember, this is Donald Trump we are talking about
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I actually never thought that was...I never considered the question, even a possibility. But now..." said President Winfrey 4 years before she became the 46th U.S. president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's old friend Eric Holder says that no, Obama is not organizing the opposition to Trump...but if Trump keeps this up, Obama might be, very soon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost as if two adults, who agree on most things, can sit together and work after they compete
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith thinks it's hilarious the White House gave Fox News some "anonymous sources" after Trump just criticized the media for using them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough says he graded Trump on a curve due to his rhetoric, but he gets credit for "not threatening to crush democracy" and seemed "almost normal"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survivor of the Bowling Green Massacre who lost both her legs responds to powerful photo showing her perched on the Oval Office couch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Emergency doctor tells patients with memory problems that Trump is now president, not Jimmy Carter
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Trump supporters in NYC say it feels like they're at the Alamo. Ironic tag because that was the battle where the Mexicans won by climbing over the walls
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
State of the Donald Official Discussion thread-- POTUS entry at 9pm ET
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
It's your official pre-speech discussion thread. Main thread goes live 9PM ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Our military's Commander in Chief just threw the troops under the bus for making him look bad. Maybe try not to die next time, losers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leaving no stone unturned, Trump spokeswoman completely fabricates a "thing we say in the South"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Budget Chief says Trump's proposed budget "sends a very powerful message". And that message, is, of course: We have absolutely no idea what we are doing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In another blow to fake news sources like the NYT, WaPo, CNN and Politico, the Trump administration leaked a preview of Trump's SOTU speech to a source it considers real news...InfoWars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I see your Gorsuch and raise you a Garland
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(AP)
 
 
 
With hundreds of administration jobs unfilled, Trump is tired of the whole thing, and just decides to leave them unfilled. That is some well-oiled machine you got there Donald
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Time to talk Trump impeachment"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer will knot be de-turd
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump: "If we rebuild our military, we don't even need a State department, it does nothing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi King brings 506 tons of luggage on 9-day trip. Subby's ex-wife unimpressed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
These Iowa Trump voters are already regretting their vote... and a little embarrassed. As they should be
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Chairman, who is supposed to conduct impartial investigation into Trump's ties to Russia, says there's nothing there and everyone needs to move along
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts 8th district voters may get to Lynch a little Wu...or is that Wu a little Lynch? Eh, Democrats. They're all interchangeable
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Mon February 27, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Need more proof that Trump is creating American jobs? Just ask these AP writers tasked with fact checking the President
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No Shiat Headline of the Day: Guys, I don't think Donald Trump is going to release his tax returns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Plans for what will surely end up a massive land war in the Middle East have been sent to the White House
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
GWB believes the media is "indispensable to democracy," though, to be fair, he does not know what indispensable means
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The next six weeks are a "Do or die" moment for the GOP as they need to prove they can transform from a "chest thumping opposition party" into one that can be trusted to actually govern. In other words, in six weeks the GOP is done for
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
"No evidence" yet of Trump campaign contacts with Russia. Fortunately, full blown hysteria doesn't require evidence
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Trump, who was physically in Moscow 4 years ago, claims he has not called Moscow in 10 years
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House now calling out our intelligence services for providing the President with fake intel, and seeks alternate facts that are more in line with his world view
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Every man, woman and child in the US will be paying more. To rebuild the military. $169.33 per person, as a matter of fact. Feel safer yet?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Censor Spice gaggles and babbles with the press live at 1:30pm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute says majority of Americans thinks the liberal media is too critical of President Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has inspired encryption on most cell phones in DC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration to drug everyone during his speech to Congress Tuesday in the hopes we all forget the hilarious failure that is the Trump Administration thus far
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DHS chief promises softer stance on the second Muslim Ban
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The media complains about how the president keeps booting them out of press conferences and other events. This won't go green since it's old news. Old as in we're talking about President Obama
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fake news poll underestimating President Trump's yuge support
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The last president to skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner only did so because he'd just been shot in the chest. And he still picked up the phone and called in
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
William Owens says the Trump administration is wrong to say that anyone who questions the raid that killed his son Navy SEAL Ryan Owens does his son a disservice and he wants answers, believing the botched raid to be Trump's fault
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
THAT'S GONNA HURT TOMORROW: Jake Tapper nails Sean Spicer's hypocrisy with epic Twitter burn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald and Ivanka Trump, Nigel Farage, and Rick Scott walk into a bar, at the hotel Trump now illegally owns, while the official WH press pool members were kept in vans outside and not allowed to leave. Sorry, the only joke is that he's president
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants his supporters to hold a mass rally in his support. Y'know, like Hitler used to do
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump says an unnamed person tells him of the evils of the press using anonymous sources
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The first reasonable-sounding thing emerging from the Trump Administration, ever
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact-checking the President's CPAC speech. 6 interns died of exhaustion to bring us this information
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The leaked GOP Obamacare replacement plan is here, and if you or a loved one has a pre-existing condition and you can't pay for your treatment out of pocket, you should start planning your goodbyes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CPAC: Trump tells conservatives he is future of the GOP
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Voters submit petition calling for Barack Obama to run for President. In France. Oui on peut
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Mike Pence given CPAC's 'Courage Under Fire" award for the commitment to his principles over his faith which he showed campaigning with Donald Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Law professors file misconduct complaint against Kellyanne Conway in attempt to get her disbarred. Bonus: She's already suspended for non-payment of dues
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Trump, We got the jobs, we don't have qualified applicants
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants to remove Hillary Clinton's landing strip
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
More fake polls show weakening support for Trump and his major policy initiatives. C'mon people, this isn't a popularity contest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
That day when Newsmax says it's time to tone it down a little
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No matter who wins, Democrats lose
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump is going to build the yugest, most luxurious ice breakers that you've ever seen. You better believe it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that she's not a feminist because feminists hate men and are pro abortion. "I, on the other hand, love getting knocked up by men"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
If you look at the real Presidential Ratings, the U6 instead of the fake U3 Obama used, then you'll clearly see Trump is the best President since George Washington, Jesus Christ, and Walker Texas Ranger
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
That "I quit the CIA because of Trump" guy that lit up the internets? Yep, big Clinton donor. WaPo has to admit it after the internets and even Wolf Blitzer looked it up
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz planning to have his dad visit Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Admiral who oversaw the mission to get Osama bin Laden says Donald Trump is the worst threat to democracy he's ever witnessed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers plan on derailing inquiry into Manchurian President's ties to Russia because of course they do. They do acknowledge that it may make things awkward with their constituents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials subscribing to that "definition of insanity" axiom hoping that Trump's speech to Congress won't be a rambling diatribe of insane racist street preacher thoughts, Prison Planet articles, and tin-pot dictator wet dreams
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Real Mugabe loves Orange Mugabe
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America's monopolies are holding back the economy. Maybe that's because you're following the rules and auctioning properties when they're not bought by the player that lands on them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's ask Santorum about the who is to blame for the rise of Anti-Semitism. Hint, the man was a secret Muslim
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This Florida man salutes a cardboard cutout of Trump every morning because he's a normal guy. Totally normal. Nothing to see here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
REVEALED: The real reason Trump went to the Museum of African American History: He was looking for Obama's birth certificate
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when the President playing golf used to be a bad thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but apparently, Donald Trump doesn't. Must be the dementia
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Mike Pence isn't against AIDS prevention. (Offer not valid for US Citizens)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Melissa cry? Did the rally increase Spicer's spirits? Is this the Ft. Sumter moment as Trump takes aim on enemies of the state? Discuss
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum froths angrily when it's suggested that a rise in anti-Semitism has anything to do with President Trump's relative silence on the matter
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
British lawmakers say a meeting with Trump would embarrass Queen Elizabeth II almost as much as nearly being assassinated by Reggie Jackson. Though it's doubtful Enrico Pallazzo can save her this time
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump month two: talking about things he swore to do on day one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump nominees complain that White House isn't doing enough to protect them from spineless rubber stamp Congress that occasionally asks questions like "why you such a douche, bro?"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 1,800,000 sign petition, British Parliament to hold 3-hour debate on whether to refuse Donald Trump the honor of a state visit due to his "well-documented misogyny and vulgarity." Bollocks. Arsebiscuits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grab your very tiny violins and play a tune - With no night life and a lack of socialization, Trump is experiencing "cabin fever" living in the White House
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough says there is insurmountable proof of Trump's Russia connections and it has already sunk his presidency
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Trump's presidency expected to be the second-shortest in history because no one could be as bad as William Henry Harrison
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump hoping Bannon picks his National Security Adviser soon because he's sick of the fake media asking him about it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why are Democrats criticizing Trump for the amount of golf he plays? "It's ironic that the same people who don't want Trump to do anything complain when he doesn't do anything"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What infuriates the liberal media? "President Trump has a connection with his voters that most politicians don't, and that connection is not anything that anybody else can break"
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fake data
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fifth-tier My Little Pony villain and outcast Keebler Elf Reince Priebus gets put on the spot by Chris Wallace over Trump's declaration the media is the enemy; "You don't get to tell us what to do"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
WH chief of staff wants America to "Take seriously" Trump's threat to the Freedom of Speech
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three - Three FBI probes into Russian election hacking scandal. Ah, ah, ah
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Sat February 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
46
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
State Department? We don't need no stinking State Department
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
All of Washington is using an app called Confide, which allows deletion of messages after reading. Only problem is, it's not legal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Banish Bannon, that has a nice ring to it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's first budget to defund PBS, NEA, NEH, LSC and AmeriCorps. Stop, my penis can only get so erect
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren would pole dance if it would stop these 5 bills in Congress
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trump offered a lesson in public relations by the Aussie PM, quoting Winston Churchill. "You're wasting your time complaining about the media." Twitter meltdown in 3, 2, 1
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For absolutely no reason in particular. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) has introduced legislation that all future presidential candidates must undergo a physical and mental health examination by an independent doctor who will publicly release the results
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Perhaps this Donald J. Trump fellow is not of sound mind," suggest lawmakers over a year too late
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor says they would be covering President Hillary Clinton just as aggressively and energetically as they do with Trump. Except that they would be using pom poms, wine coolers and a Carole King soundtrack
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Libs take the bait in Trump's game of 30-dimensional Hungry Hungry Hippos
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