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182 headlines found matching 'Better'
Mon October 23, 2017
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Let's spin the "Kaepernick Would Be Better" wheel, and we have another loser
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After roller coaster season of 2017, Cubs fans demand better beer prices at Wrigley, where a small Budweiser goes for $10 and up. "In here, you almost feel like you have to have a beer. It's punitive"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tom Price's wife didn't actually suggest that HIV+ people be put into quarantine, she just didn't have a better word for the type of long-term homosexual concentration camps that she was thinking of
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Sat October 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ICE agents enter private property without warrant or permission and arrest an individual. Yes, you better believe some people have a problem with that
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
With unemployment at near record lows, it turns out that employers may have to actually offer more money and better working conditions in order to fill vacancies. What a concept
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, we check in with Bill "The One Nerd To Rule Us All And In The Darkness Bind Us" Gates for his science book recommendations. Think you can do better than the Dark Lord of Microsoft?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Taco Bell couldn't get any better
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly is literally attempting to dance for better ratings
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police officer tells Patrick Stewart that after seeing some horrible things, a couple of TNG episodes have the power to make him feel better about the future. Probably not Code of Honor or Angel One though
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Thu October 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy should have known better
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Wed October 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Great, the future is Canada. Everyone, better get used to maple syrup, hockey, Rush, and the taste of moose cock
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, you want to treat women better? You can start by doing these things
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Yeah, well you'd still be better off showering in Flint than at Penn State
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG to Trump: Meet me at the gym, fat boy, and we'll see who is in better shape
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Mon October 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Story is not quite as Fark-ready as headline implies: "Pony evacuated in back seat of Honda accord." The picture is better though
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The dollar stores are betting that we are going to have a permanent underclass in America, based on the concept that the jobs went away, and the jobs are never coming back, and that things aren't going to get better in any of these places"
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Better stock up people - the cost of moose turds is about to rise...wait. Why would people keep moose turds?
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the 2017 MacArthur Genius Grant Winners. Yes, they're better and smarter than you, but could they take you in Elite: Dangerous? I think not. I think not at all
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones wants better hookers
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"Hey Siri, how much better is Google Assistant than you?" "I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't answer that question"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Chefs are playing better than they have in almost 50 years, and look to be on their way to the Souper Bowl
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And I'll get us a better deal on NAFTA
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of songs that should be permanently retired and never listened to or played for any reason ever again. Yes, that one's on there. That one, too. Oh yeah, you'd better believe that one made the list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait. *Only* 1,318 "false or misleading claims" in 263 days? Someone better double check the math. I think they might've missed a few
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Recent Google search trends definitely won't make you feel any better about the country
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
ESPN might be okay with posting negative things about the President, but if you go after their cash cow and its advertisers, you better believe that's a suspension
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New guidelines published to improve diagnosis and treatment of when House was wrong
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good news, folks: Better times are on the way
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Fri October 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Fresh, never frozen since 69. Trying to cop that mixtape, better get in line. Grabbed a couple wings now you're trying to fly. But nothing gets 'em dipping like a Frosty and fry"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You will age better than your parents and here are 50 reasons why. 50 may be the new 30 after all
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Ways to make Columbus Day better
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Over half of new cancer drugs 'show no benefits' for survival or well being. Of 48 cancer drugs approved between 2009-2013, 57% of uses showed no benefits and some benefits were 'clinically meaningless'. Happy Breast Cancer Month
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chloe Lattanzi posted on Instagram that Stephen Paddock is not responsible for the Las Vegas shootings but something much 'darker' was at play. I for one will sleep better knowing Detective Chloe, PhD, is on this case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar power is the fastest growing energy sector. It's almost like the sun is beaming down on all of us about 50% of the time we're on this earth resulting in life as we know it. How could that be better than old fossil deposits?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Republicans say, they don't care if everyone in America dies from gunshot wounds because that would be better than getting on the NRA's bad side
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're a CEO on Undercover Boss and promise on-air to pay for an employee's wedding, you better not get cold feet
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Tom Petty not dead yet -- though reports of him saying, "I'm feeling better" may be just rumors
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The suspect science of Star Trek: Discovery makes for a better plot device than for believable science fiction
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plus-size pregnant woman shares body-positive images of her and her fiance on Facebook, to great acclaim and support from friends and family. You better believe that's a firing
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Top reasons why prostitution is better than nursing
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Fri September 29, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You better sit down for this: The Trump administration just confirmed that they are actively trying to undermine Obamacare. Yeah, that wasn't shocking to me either
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia has a secret Anthrax island. UK scoffs, says their Iron Maiden Isle is better
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow announces plans to trap Russian cyber spies by setting up a fake website dedicated to secession. Usually traps work better if you don't publicly announce them
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark wants to make the World a better place. Let's have a teacher's support thread. What makes you work as hard as you do? What makes you facepalm?
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not handing over your pin? You better believe that's a terrorism charge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does this man not have anything better to do?
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Two high school students in Kansas are running for governor there. Mostly because serving as governor would look slightly better on a college application than "worked at Walmart"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sometimes, a puppy's just gotta howl...but what happens when a puppy hasn't quite figured it out yet? Better get some insulin ready
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will no deal still be better than a bad deal? Will Brexit still mean Brexit? Will Theresa May threaten the EU with total destruction if they don't agree to terms? This is your Brexit speech discussion thread. (speech begins around 9.15am ET)
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Wed September 20, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria
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Mon September 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maybe the Republicans would fare better trying to court the vote of the college student if they weren't spending so much time trying to suppress the vote of the college student
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Ryanair's plan to cancel hundreds of flights spontaneously to "improve punctuality" leaves hundreds of Dutch stranded at Netherlands airports, making the world a better place
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Sat September 16, 2017
(FIA WEC)
 
 
 
The FIA World Endurance Championship comes to America for the 6 Hours of COTA. The greatest sports cars in the world will be on track starting at 1pm ET, but you won't see them on FS2 until 2:30. I wonder why this race isn't better known
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Wed September 13, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City leaders look to legalize the building of 'mother-in-law apartments' which sounds much better than 'sister-wife stash house'
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This adorable Super Mario Cat shows that animals can rock cosplay better than us
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Tue September 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
AP: I was just telling coach how to be a better coach, and he took my advice
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
You are never going to guess what Equifax was lobbying for right before they got hacked. No, not that, you perv. Gutting regulations, but I liked your idea better
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, looks like Hurricane Harvey washed out all the mind-control chemicals in Texas. Better send the industrial-sized chemtrail planes
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Seth MacFarlane's Star Trek homage The Orville hit its marks, or will it be like Enterprise? Can Fox make a show without dick jokes? Does Penny Johnson Gerald deserve better? Will there be laughs? Find out at 8pm ET on Fox
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After exhaustive analysis of financial records, NYTimes concludes Trump's businesses in red states are doing better than ones in blue states
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upstart vegan fast-casual chain is hoping to challenge McDonald's as dining destination, says vegan CEO. "Today's consumer is more mindful and aware that eating a diet made up primarily of veggies, fruits, grains and nuts is better for you"
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
If music makes sex better, subby has been doing it wrong all this time by playing 'Yakety Sax'
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Thu September 07, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lititz Teens come forward about their "It" Prank. You better believe there is a Skyler and Brianna in the group, too
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major banks' commodities revenue hits an 11-year low as they figure out easier, better markets and methods to screw people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump to citizens of North Dakota, "I didn't know they had droughts this far north. Besides, you are way better off than those people affected by Harvey." Also, they have more electoral votes, so you don't get any disaster relief
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
German Election debate tonight, with Merkel expected to do better than her opponent Schulz; mostly because she doesn't have to worry about American POWs sneaking around and sabotaging her performance
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Sat September 02, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
62-year-old recalls swimming in something called the "Highlands Acid Pit" back when he was a kid: "My daddy talks about having bird dogs down there and to run and the acid would eat the pads off their feet. We didn't know any better"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Think your heavily regulated city would have fared better than footloose and fancy free Houston? Let's superimpose the rain data and see
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Refuse to take blood from an unconscious patient without a warrant? You better believe that's a out-of-control arrestin'. Bonus: the victim RN was an Olympian
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course, stealing a $250,000 stamp collection has no better justification than the owner's a "mean" woman
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
A nurse following a policy the hospital lawyers and police department agreed to regarding blood draws? You better bet that's an arrest. Hero tag is for the nurse
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Thu August 31, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not sure if this will make you feel any better, but the tiny balls of goo being found in Lake Superior are actually a microscopic crustacean and not pollution
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House "Freedom Caucus" leader: the leadership had better not put lifting the debt ceiling into the Hurricane Harvey relief bill, because that would make my caucus look like HUGE dicks if we voted against it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're a decorated Marine veteran and a US citizen? You better believe that's a deporting
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: better car safety features keep older people driving longer. Bad news: better car safety features keep older people driving longer
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Clinical trial shows success in using Ecstasy for PTSD treatment. Because seeing glittery unicorns and hugging random strangers is a helluva lot better than driving your car into crowds
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pipeline pumping raw sewage direct from the USA into UK homes closed at 1600 BST today, and the country is instantly a better place
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Son of TV's Frank, better known to some of you as Patton Oswalt, has a new standup special coming to Netflix on October 17th
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Because if you're going to produce a Broadway play about Albert Einstein, it better have puppets and lots of them
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Mon August 28, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
2017 Challenger and Charger owners better heed the recall before they get hosed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas GOPer explains why he voted against Sandy aid: I knew better than the people in New York and New Jersey what the real needs for the region were
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bannon's back, baby. Tillerson, you better watch your ass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Because the time is always right for a supremely cruel restaurant review: "It's a restaurant predicated on one idea: that a single really expensive ingredient will make your life better. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it won't"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mother worries her drug-addicted son is better served by prison than by being released
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Otis the wonder mutt was better prepared for the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey than many hoomans were. Your dog wants MREs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how do you get butter to be room temperature so you can consume it better?
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we first learned that some plumbers drive better than others and that turtles on the road are not your friend
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Instead of making better clothes or charging more reasonable prices, obviously the way get more customers in your store is brand new fancy fitting rooms
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Thu August 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What better way is there to care for a kitten than giving it its own rat
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Connecticut rescue poodle doing better, but will need a new reason to renew his medical marijuana card
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Wed August 23, 2017
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Texans, your weekend plans had better involve a boat because you're getting two to four feet of rain
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Ferrari unveils new entry-level convertible that you'll NEVER be able to afford. (pics)
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's plan to harm Obamacare may actually make it better
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giancarlo Stanton is hitting home runs at a fantastic pace this year, but he's going to have to do better if he wants to beat the record of the REAL Home Run King - that's right, Dave Kingman
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, a group of guys stand on a railroad track to film oncoming train. As a reward for his bravery, one 18-year-old gets a helicopter ride
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Some History Guy)
 
 
 
American history is messy, complicated, controversial, and all too often misunderstood. The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know what books you recommend to better educate us on our past and future
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Flora became depressed after losing her beloved feline companion of many years, but is doing much better now as she is fostering four adorable kittens on Caturday
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
How was your night? Manny Machado's was better ... with 3 home runs, including a walk-off grand slam
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Arnold, who had actual Nazi ancestors, knows how to denounce Nazis better than Trump. Now that I think about it, Trump also had Nazis in his family. No wonder he's so sympathetic
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Data that nobody could have possibly predicted pulled from Virginia's annual Standards of Learning tests, or SOLs, shows that students from rich families perform better than students from poor ones. In other news, Virginia calls its test the SOL
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work, unless a drunk woman bites your lure and swims away (with mugshot)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
University of Florida denies Nazi Richard Spencer permission to hold event, possibly because even Florida Man knows better at this point
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump demonstrates he's the opposite of Batman by ignoring the North Korea situation, thus making it better
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Saving the Earth's ozone layer went even better than expected - proof that we can come together as a planet and make a positive global difference
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Pantone creates a new color in honor of Prince named "Love Symbol #2", which is admittedly better than Subby's suggestion of "Royal Purple"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Intimate, one might say selective, crowd of 21,000 diehard Chargers fans enjoy team's first game in StubHub Center, mostly because it smells better than Qualcomm
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish band triumphs at the World Bagpipe Band Championships, gets roaring drunk in celebration, sounds a whole lot better. Maybe. I mean, why not? Who can tell?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Either three corpse flowers are about to bloom or DC is starting to smell better
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Applebee's and IHOP shutting down as many as 160 locations so if you want to plan on eating at a nice place in the future, better count on Olive Garden, Cracker Barrel, and Golden Corral
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Thu August 10, 2017
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Google robots are better at tech than humans, because humans are more concerned with relationships, less concerned with oxidization, and more likely to "pee"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump takes break from starting WWIII to share Twitter poll suggesting he was a "better President" than Barack Obama
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Tue August 08, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
66 years ago today, closing time in Texas became SO much better
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
RNC spokespuppet Kayleigh McEnany is wrong about many things, but worst of all are her opinions on pizza, and she claims Domino's is the greatest pizza in existence, better than New York Style pizza. But, at least she despises Chicago-style casserole
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
How do you manage your energy use, if at all?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kevin Conroy giving Batman's speech from the end of Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight" is even better than you imagine
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State defensive coordinator Greg Schiano says that the Ohio State defensive line is better than any NFL line he coached. That's the joke
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Well, I'm stranded in the desert. Better drink my own beer
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Sat August 05, 2017
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
If you plan on driving to a better location to see the upcoming solar eclipse, you might to leave a bit early to avoid expected traffic jams. How early? Oh, about two weeks ago
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Fri August 04, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Man released two years ago after serving 30 years for two murders he did not commit. Better: Alabama Senate committee unanimously approves $1.5 million compensation. Bad: full Senate fails to approve payout before going on vacation
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those that identify as Christians are more than twice as likely to blame poverty on a lack of effort. Makes sense as Jesus was a poor man with nothing better to do than walk around jawing his gob to individuals of his socioeconomic class
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Impersonate Trump while singing in a British punk band on tour in Germany, and then try to go to the USA? You better believe that's a deporting. Where is your First Amendment God now? (Complete with video of Punk Trump)
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
What better way to appreciate the awesome majesty of a total solar eclipse than a mall-sponsored one-minute fireworks show when it gets really dark
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House forced to admit that Trump made up those phone calls from Mexico and the Boy Scouts. I guess it's better than admitting he's hearing voices in his head
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The National Security Council has a job opening for somebody better than Ezra
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
What are the chances of breaking a dozen double yolk eggs in a row? Better than you think
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The plutocracy is doing better than ever. SUCK IT MIDDLE CLASS, AH HAHAHAHAA" - The President
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
R.E.M. versus U2: In your heart you know who's better
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Fri July 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish Hydraulic Press guy decides that if the explosion created by crushing a single sheet of paper was spectacular, then crushing 1500 sheets will be even better, and besides, they may attack at any time, so we must deal with it. VAT DE FAKK
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Regret helps children make better decisions, live as adults. I shouldn't have submitted this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to fabricate grounds for an anti-pot drug raid, your target better not be a pair of former CIA agents with kids, an understanding of the 4th amendment, and the means to see it vindicated in court
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Kid Rock will certainly be better than the status quo, and who knows, he could be just what Republicans need to take back Michigan"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative media: How can Democrats be offering a "better deal" when we're already offering the bigliest and most bestest deal there is?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Democrats don't need a "Better Deal". They need Bernie Sanders
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which beverage is better to perk you up, coffee or tea?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Fair Deal, Square Deal, New Deal. New hotness: Better Deal. Deal me out
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the Spiceman cometh for your mini-fridge, you better give it to him
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
33-year-old grandfather and Mike Tyson fan... wait, it gets better
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you were looking to buy a Buick LaCrosse, Cadillac CT6, Cadillac XTS, Chevrolet Impala or Chevrolet Sonic, better hurry
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Boston Strangler, Patty Hearst and OJ now working a Better Call Saul practice above a hair salon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When your anonymous "sources" are telling you Trump and Bannon will face the death penalty for espionage, maybe it's time to get better sources. And tinfoil. Lots of tinfoil
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nano-technology breakthrough allows console graphics to render as fast as a last generation PC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pulitzer winning author says Trump is an inveterate liar, and the country deserves better. Trump voters: but we want exactly what is happening, we deserve it, and libtards deserve it even more
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trigger a massive, fleet-wide, multi-country "man overboard" drill because you ducked your watch? You'd better get down on your knees and thank your creator you are only standing in front of the Admiral's Mast and not a firing squad, sailor
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dude, how were you "blindsided"? The writing has been on the wall for the better part of two months. Even the blind and deaf dumbass you live with could see this a mile away. But enough about Eric
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just what is a hate group?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Will Dougie Jones finally snap out of it? What's the deal with Diane getting texts from Evil Bob Cooper? Is Bobby gonna cry again? Where's Audrey and who is Jerry Horne's foot working for anyway? You better believe it's Twin Peaks Sunday again, 9pm ET on Showtime
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A year after the failed coup in Turkey, government celebrates anniversary by firing 7,400 police, soldiers and other public servants. Yeah, that should make things much better
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Medium)
 
Boobies
 
You can tell who's a better mother just by looking at the tits
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cops help administer CPR for over 30 minutes, saving a man's life. Almost submitted this with a snarky headline, but everyone's hard work deserves better
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Modern day battle of the sexes: Are men or women better at following IKEA instructions
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Fri July 14, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to the Sierra-Nevada this summer, better call ahead
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus for President ...he can do a better job than the current one
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Let's drop in on this U.S. Navy seminar to see how F-35 flight testing is going.... Could be better
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds women who show more cleavage in the workplace make better bosses, are seen as more powerful, say 'my eyes are up here' more often
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aw, jeez, we're back to a full work week. Why didn't I request my vacation time for now? This sucks. Maybe it'll be better once I take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Dancing improves physical rehab. Physical rehab improves your life. You better get busy dancing or get busy dying
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After Putin's meeting with Trump, the question remains, who speaks better English? Bigly
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Better turn up the AC
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lack of growth potential causes GE's stock to fall towards 21-month low. Analysts conclude they need a better idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats roll out a new slogan for 2018: "Have you seen the other guys?" C'mon, Fark--we can do MUCH better than that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Shkreli worker testifies about his growing depression. Testimony works better with world's tiniest violin as soundtrack
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
G20 protestors: 'Welcome to hell.' G20 attendees: "We're stuck in here with Cheeto Boy. You guys are nothing but a breath of fresh air. With better hair cuts"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Online study says Olathe, KS, is a better beach town than Miami Beach and Florida is not amused. Sorry Florida, but it's an online study. It's official
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gains in Artificial Intelligence are making better sex robots
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Which is better on a hotdog, ketchup or mustard? Here comes the science
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy. With a straight face. Gotta hand it to her, she stays on message better than her boss does
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Choose Your Own Adventure, Trump Foreign Policy Edition: North Korea fires a missile. Do you: A) Deploy a naval destroyer; B) Pledge strength with China and Japan; C) Mockingly Tweet to Kim "Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Craigslist is better than Facebook at deleting shiatposts
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
What better way to wrap up Canada's 150th birthday then with a football game between two prairie arch rivals. Blue Bombers at Roughriders. Kickoff @ 9pm ET
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(Bored Panda)
 
Boobies
 
I can't think of any better way to poke out my eye. SFW except if you work for the Southern Baptist or Mormons
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will WaPo one up the WSJ and drop the story they've been sitting on? Will Trump have an even better Twitter meltdown? Will we have a happy mood going into the weekend? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (5pm shoe drop)
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Powerball and Mega Millions odds just got a bit better as those living in Illinois forced to spend extra money for gas to get their tickets
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
US: If only we had another country, where Russia interfered in their democracy, so we could see what was done, and how to better determine if the same was done to us. Ukraine: You guys better sit down for this one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What better place to get creepy advice about sex than your own parents
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fairfield Citizen)
 
 
 
If someone gives you your own counterfeit bills as a refund, perhaps it's better to keep quiet about it
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
AMC decides it's all good, man. Better Call Saul renewed for Season 4
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"If there is one thing we should all know by now, it is that whatever takes the place of a toppled regime is frequently no better and often even worse than the government that has been overthrown"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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