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Headlines matching 'Best'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Telegraph) Scary Apparently Best Korean officials are suffering from contagious and deadly "traffic accidents"  (telegraph.co.uk) (59)
(YouTube) Video Happy 68th birthday to Billy Vera and thanks for the best slow dance song ever  (youtube.com) (29)
(The Sun) Unlikely Survey indicates women enjoy the best sex of their lives when they reach 28, men at 33. After that, it's all downhill  (thesun.co.uk) (159)
(Time) Interesting With the seeming inevitable demise of Best Buy, are we witnessing the end of the big box store?  (business.time.com) (131)


Sun May 27, 2012
(CNN) Cool Dario Franchitti wins Indy 500, bestowing upon Fark another thread of hot Ashley Judd photos  (cnn.com) (40)
(Blastr) Silly Hoff disses Samuel L. Jackson, says he's the best Fury ever. Begun the Nicks Fury War has. (Bonus: "Dick Fury")  (blastr.com) (58)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Entertainment Weekly's readers have voted for the best Saturday Night Live host of the past season, and it proves one thing: we should not let them vote in the presidential election  (popwatch.ew.com) (39)


Fri May 25, 2012
(I-Mockery) Cool I-Mockery takes a look back at the best games ever made for the Sega Dreamcast  (i-mockery.com) (71)
(Politico) Fail So, it hasn't been the best three weeks for Obama  (politico.com) (116)
(Haaretz) Dumbass Riot breaks out in Israeli neighborhood demanding the deportation of African refugees. People attacked and windows smashed. Not the best students of history, these guys  (haaretz.com) (215)
(Some Guy) Florida Legoland Florida sets Guinness world record for Dumbest Stunt Performed at a Theme Park Modeled After a Toy  (baynews9.com) (35)
(YouTube) Unlikely Man's best friends best friend  (youtube.com) (18)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Need an excuse to waste more of your time online? Paste presents the 50 best movies on Netflix Instant  (pastemagazine.com) (235)
(Mental Floss) Ironic Hey, YEAH.... Why ARE the best competitive eaters skinny?  (mentalfloss.com) (62)
(My Fox DC) Dumbass After stealing an iPhone, the best thing to do may not be to post your picture on the Facebook page of the girl you stole it from  (myfoxdc.com) (69)
(io9) Interesting Why the 90s was the best time to read Marvel comics  (io9.com) (82)
(Wonkette) Spiffy "I smoked with a cop," said a man who identified himself as Panda, and it was "some of the best [shiat] I've had in a while"  (wonkette.com) (89)
(ABC) Interesting Apple's Sir Jony Ive: "What we're working on now feels like the most important and the best work we've done, which of course I can't tell you about"  (abcnews.go.com) (71)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Obvious The best porn tenderloins can be found--where else?--Iowa  (desmoinesregister.com) (142)
(OWS) Obvious During the best period of economic growth in 100 years, the 1950s & 1960s, the 1% got only a 1/5 of what it gets today  (niemanwatchdog.org) (242)
(Telegraph) Sad Best. Vicar. Ever: four-minute sermons, bring-a-bottle confirmation classes, and if he was too drunk to pronounce "vicissitude" at Christmas midnight mass he'd simply pick up where he left off the next Christmas  (telegraph.co.uk) (36)
(The New York Times) Strange "Mr. Singh said that he had 65 langurs urinating on prominent homes and buildings throughout Delhi." The best part is that they pay him to do it  (nytimes.com) (26)
(MyFaceSpacedIn) Dumbass PROTIP: IF you are a Disney CM stealing an iPhone from a passenger on the cruise ship, best not take pictures of your fellow CMs, especially if the iPhone is loading directly to Facebook. BONUS: read the comments for added hilarity  (facebook.com) (102)
(Short List) Cool China's new 4D roller coaster gives you the best excuse to move there since you learnt their Walmarts sell crocodiles  (shortlist.com) (29)
(YouTube) Video Slinky on a treadmill. Best spring video ever  (youtube.com) (25)
(Google) Spiffy Ok. Best. Doodle. Ever  (google.com) (179)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Rolling Stone readers pick their 10 best beards in rock. There's some stupidity on the list, but anyone who tries to argue with #1 is a fool  (rollingstone.com) (90)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Will House finally kill himself? Can it be Lupus? Should the show have ended after season 5? It's the series finale of House, "Everybody Dies", at 8 PM on FOX. In the meantime, here's a list of the best episodes of the series  (blog.zap2it.com) (366)
(MSNBC) Cool Despite the best efforts from people texting while driving, highway deaths are down  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (29)
(AZCentral) Obvious Sometimes when you're having a fight with your girlfriend, the best thing to do is to immediately remove yourself from the situation. Unless you're in a moving vehicle  (azcentral.com) (7)
(NYPost) Dumbass London Olympic hurdler sets personal best time. Clean start? Okay. Prevailing wind speed? Okay. Number of hurdles placed on the track? Oops  (nypost.com) (22)


Sun May 20, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Can Worst Chicago sweep Best Chicago? Will anyone be watching the Twins and Brewers? Can anyone explain to me how the Orioles-Nationals game is the highlight of the day? Sunday MLB Discussion Thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (73)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Guardian) Amusing The best restaurant review you'll read all day. "Moments of cooking so cack-handed, so foul, so astoundingly grim you want to congratulate the kitchen on its incompetence"  (guardian.co.uk) (87)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing The New York Mets' best pitcher in the 14-5 loss to Toronto was their catcher  (mlb.mlb.com) (27)
(YouTube) Video Adam Savage's quest to build the best replica Zorg gun from The Fifth Element. NERDS  (youtube.com) (102)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail If you are trying to get control of the 300 lb. gator, using a towel is not the best method to do so  (news.yahoo.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Obvious Best Korea says their technology is too advanced and powerful to have jammed the GPS of civilian aircraft  (news.yahoo.com) (17)


Thu May 17, 2012
(CSMonitor) Cool ATTENTION DC FARKERS: Betty White will be at the National Zoo tomorrow. Line up and take your best shot, boys  (csmonitor.com) (41)
(Food and Wine) Cool The best part of waking up is "coffee tincture made by infusing grain alcohol and rum with cracked coffee beans "  (foodandwine.com) (25)
(Kotaku) Amusing If you are French, and your man is making more love to the new Diablo III game than you, you may be eligible for a free vibrator (Not safe for work pic of woman's second-best friend)  (kotaku.com) (122)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Uh, North Korea, just a little tip? When there is only one country in the whole world that will even speak to you, it's probably best not to hijack their fishing boats and hold their crews for ransom  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Wed May 16, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Scary "Limited availability of penis surgery is not due to risk but because there is no formal training for it..If I cut too much it'll be like that," Dr Viel says, drawing a drooping outline, "not the best for sex"  (nzherald.co.nz) (17)
(The New York Times) Sad Carlos Fuentes is no mas. He was the first Mexican author to write a best seller north of the border, an idealistic diplomat, and a brilliant wordsmith in two languages. Subby can't even write a coherent headline in one. Adios, maestro  (nytimes.com) (34)
(National Geographic) Spiffy Slideshow of National Geographic's "Best Night Sky Pictures of 2012"  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (11)
(NewsBusters) Obvious Rachel Maddow: I hate when politicians don't read bills before passing them, unless it's Democrats doing it, then it's the best thing ever  (newsbusters.org) (193)


Tue May 15, 2012
(io9) Cool 10 best time travel movies of all timelines  (io9.com) (337)
(SlashGear) Followup Siri: I'm sorry, did I say that the Lumia 900 4G by Nokia was the best smartphone? I'm sorry, I misunderstood your question. My mistake, won't happen again  (slashgear.com) (64)
(MSNBC) Asinine MSNBC therapy column tries to explain why women don't like nice guys. Meanwhile, Twilight BDSM fan fiction continues to be a bestseller thanks to women living out their fantasy of....bad writing  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (287)
(Washington Post) Hero The filibuster is unconstitutional, and the best lawyer in America is suing to get the Supreme Court to abolish it  (washingtonpost.com) (181)
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup The Season 7 finale of How I Met Your Mother was probably the best episode of the series yet (Warning: Spoilers)  (tvrecaps.ew.com) (126)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy The best llama haircuts you will see all day. Bonus: one looks suspiciously like David Spade  (thestar.blogs.com) (67)
(Some Guy) Spiffy The Lincoln Journal Star bestows praise upon not one, but two Fark sports headlines (4th section)  (journalstar.com) (0)
(Daily Mail) Interesting New book on the CIA and their techniques. Bonus: Best Koreans will betray their country for a copy of Hustler  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)
(Daily Mail) Amusing "Man's best friend" can also be "World's best photobomber" (with pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)
(Blogmaverick) Interesting Mark Cuban calls bullshiat on the college credentialing racket: "I want people who can do the job. I want the best and brightest. Not a piece of paper." Duke is about to suck more than it has ever sucked before  (blogmaverick.com) (115)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Best photo gallery of Manchester City drama you'll see all day, and it isn't a slideshow  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool In celebration of Mother's Day, here's a list of nineteen of TV's best moms and, for some reason, the insipid Roseanne  (ew.com) (35)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Time) Fail Time magazine fails in their list of the 10 greatest detective shows of all time by missing the best one. What's the matter, Time? Did you forget to leave your number after the beep?  (entertainment.time.com) (177)
(Daily Mail) Obvious At 41, Denise Richards in a bikini reminds everyone why Charlie Sheen is the dumbest man on the planet  (dailymail.co.uk) (172)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Wall Street Journal) Amusing Toyota CEO repeats Charlie Chaplin quote to reporters, saying his best car is "the next one." Japan's population of Chaplin experts heatedly claim their hero never said it  (blogs.wsj.com) (12)
(Examiner) Ironic IPhone user: 'Siri, what's the world's best smartphone?' Siri: 'The Nokia Lumia 900.' Wait, what?  (examiner.com) (75)
(io9) Cool The best Airship pictures you're going to see today  (io9.com) (34)
(Yahoo) Cool Possibly the best bear cub video you will see all day, "Let's all do the conga"  (news.yahoo.com) (14)
(HitFix) Hero Both Community and Cougar Town were renewed yesterday. This is the best timeline, and Abed is Emperor of the Universe  (hitfix.com) (118)
(SFGate) Cool 1980: Best. Summer. Movies. Ever  (blog.sfgate.com) (148)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing This video of a naked man on a unicycle brought to you by the Houston PD, and the makers of Cheap Liquor™. Cheap Liquor™, providing impaired judgment for the best and the worst times of your life  (blog.chron.com) (29)
(Fark) Advice Subby isn't sure if Fartbongo or Romomama has my best interest at heart. Bill O'Reilly sends me signals through the TV, so I think I have to marry Rachel Maddow. Wat do?  (fark.com) (123)
(Slashdot) Fail Having conquered all problems at home, Best Korea spends its days jamming GPS signals in Not-Best Korea  (news.slashdot.org) (74)


Tue May 08, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Firefighters rescue 9 ugly-ass ducklings from storm drain: "When somebody needs help, you got to try to help them as best you can, even if that somebody is a duck." Florida tag ducks out in favor of Sappy tag today  (tampabay.com) (30)
(YouTube) Spiffy Best stop-motion animation I've seen in a while, and the music's not bad either  (youtube.com) (41)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA When accused of child molestation "I do a lot of stupid shiat when I'm drunk" may not be the best defense  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (40)


Sun May 06, 2012
(SaveOnBrew) Spiffy Best baseball parks for craft beer. Lord knows you're not going to watch the snoozeball  (saveonbrew.com) (50)
(Seattle Times) Interesting Seattle Times Sideline Chatter column picks FARK's clever Red Sox headline as their best of the week (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Major League Baseball) Unlikely Stop me if you've heard this one before --- It's the first week of May and the Baltimore Orioles are tied for the 2nd best record in MLB  (mlb.mlb.com) (30)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Neatorama) Video Who was the best Obi-Wan? Alec Guiness? Evan McGregor? Then you haven't seen the Redd Foxx interpretation. Bonus: Marie Osmond as Leia and Paul Lynde as Grand Moff Tarkin  (neatorama.com) (56)
(Short List) Spiffy The new Spider-Man trailer confirms that it will definitely be the summer's third best superhero film  (shortlist.com) (101)


Thu May 03, 2012
(io9) Strange "Christian horror" flick features a demon-possessed box of porn. This could be the best comedy of the summer  (io9.com) (60)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Straight man's Facebook status: "I am gay, I'm coming out." Friends and family: "OMG" Best Buy employee who exchanged his broken cell phone: "Trollololol"  (huffingtonpost.com) (240)
(Gamma Squad) Obvious 10 years, 200 episodes and counting. Why Mythbusters is *STILL* the best nerd show on TV  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (107)
(Short List) Video Apparently Newcastle United scored one of the English Premier league's best ever goals last night. I scored one like this once. On the Playstation  (shortlist.com) (33)


Wed May 02, 2012
(truTV) Stupid 10 #dumbest #celebrity #tweets. #notaslideshow  (trutv.com) (56)
(CBC) PSA Protip: If your lawsuit claims 'chronic pain and diminished ability to enjoy life' it's probably best to keep those vacation pics off facebook  (cbc.ca) (52)
(Seattle Times) Cool Seattle Times Sideline Chatter column bumps FARK's headline about Rajon Rondo up to the top as the best of the week (2nd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Tue May 01, 2012
(LiveLeak) Cool Best dog ever guards his owner's bike  (liveleak.com) (31)
(E! Online) Fail Jessica Simpson gives birth to 9lb, 13oz baby. Gives it the best porn name ever: Max Johnson. Fark: It's a girl  (eonline.com) (136)
(Some Guy) Video Best. Farking. Rain Delay. EVER  (klkntv.com) (60)
(Deadline) Sad Composer Joel Goldsmith, best known for his work in the Star Trek and Stargate franchises, died yesterday of cancer  (deadline.com) (32)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting The Great Woz has spoken. The new Windows phone is the best smart phone OS out there. Jobs rolls over in grave  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)
(Baltimore Sun) Cool The Orioles are one of the best teams in baseball? Well played, Mayans  (baltimoresun.com) (45)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Telegraph) Asinine Swan porn? That'll be a bestiality charge  (telegraph.co.uk) (97)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious NBC pulls its newest sitcom. No, not that one. Or that one. Something called Best Friends Forever  (hollywoodreporter.com) (81)
(New Musical Express) Cool The 100 best songs of the 1980s. Amazingly, they pull off the #1 choice  (nme.com) (269)
(YouTube) Spiffy One accordion might sound lame. But four accordionists playing old Italian tunes sounds amazing -- or so thinks the subby. For your listening pleasure: I quattro fisarmonicisti di Montenerodomo, Abruzzo. Jump to the 6:40 mark for the best tune  (youtube.com) (23)
(Multichannel News) Asinine Problem: Your network's ratings are down because so many people stream your shows on Netflix. Solution: Pull your best shows from Netflix  (multichannel.com) (95)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Best Korean parade honoring country's founder is visible from space  (dailymail.co.uk) (85)
(ESPN) Followup Will Andrew Luck and Coby Fleener be reunited in Indy? Will the Seahawks continue to do their best Stretch Armstrong impression? Will Ernest Borgnine go to the Browns? NFL Draft: Rounds Two & Three (7 PM ET)  (espn.go.com) (564)
(NYPost) Dumbass Dumb: Getting drunk and picking up a prostitute. Dumber: Passing out in a hotel room in the company of prostitute. Dumbest: Passing out in the company of a prostitute while in possession of $500K worth of diamonds  (nypost.com) (49)


Thu April 26, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Best Australian Grandmother's rendition of a Black Keys song played on spoons you'll see all week  (youtube.com) (21)
(Yahoo) Amusing Best place to enjoy a good book? A) Late night in bed. B) Sitting on the beach. C) Behind home plate at a Kansas City Royals game  (sports.yahoo.com) (24)
(CBC) Unlikely Best Korea unveils glorious new mobile missiles that are absolutely, positively, definitely NOT phony mockups pieced together from various other systems and stuck on a random launch vehicle  (cbc.ca) (191)
(Time Out NY Kids) Interesting Suck it, childless hipsters: here's the 25 best bands for kids and (aside from TMBG) you haven't heard of a one of them. Hang your bedhead in shame, nonbreeder  (timeoutnewyorkkids.com) (115)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Aggrogate) Amusing The 5 best actors who were in the worst movies. Yes, half of them are video game movies  (aggrogate.com) (226)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Daily Mail) Silly The best way to mark the Queen's 60 years on the throne is with. A) A huge party. B) A statue. C) A commemorative can of beans  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)
(Forbes) Cool Writer of "Star Trek: The Next Generation's" best episode talks about why he's releasing the sequel online. Pick up your space flute and play along  (forbes.com) (241)
(Yahoo) Interesting Inside the GOP's anti-Obama "war room" where the best minds of the party wrestle with how Obama can be a Communist AND a Fascist, and whether he's a secret Muslim or a devoted Follower of the Rev, Wright  (news.yahoo.com) (40)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Onion AV Club) Cool The twenty-five best snare drum intros. Who knew there was just more than Zeppelin's Rock & Roll?  (avclub.com) (130)
(BBC) Video Winner of Best New Chef 2011 award is former vegetarian who learned how to cook animals nose-to-tail and is now devoted carnivore with all his heart, liver, and tongue  (bbc.co.uk) (18)
(Gizmowatch) Strange How some of the best optical illusions baffle us  (gizmowatch.com) (33)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool List of America's best doughnut shops not named Voodoo Doughnuts  (travel.yahoo.com) (184)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you're planning to rob a bank and begin to feel like you may need medical attention it really isn't in your best interest to hand the teller a note demanding cash AFTER you've had them call 911  (wdtn.com) (11)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing The best--and worst--political appearances on Saturday Night Live. Remember George McGovern and Steve Forbes?  (ew.com) (47)
(Food and Wine) Cool Where to get the best steaks in the US. What, no Sizzler? (warning: slideshow)  (foodandwine.com) (233)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The 20 best places to visit, but god help you if you live there  (dailymail.co.uk) (128)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Fan) Spiffy Best football coach of best college football team gets 5 year, $11.7 million dollar contract. Duke sucks  (ktvb.com) (59)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Unlike Best Korea, India is able to keep it up and perform. Bonus: they call it the "China Killer"  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (77)
(Telegraph) Amusing How do you stop Christiano Ronaldo and Real Madrid? Steal the best player's shoes right before the match, that's how  (telegraph.co.uk) (11)


Wed April 18, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious Web 2.0 in one sentence, "The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads"  (theatlantic.com) (124)
(Wired) Amusing Best Korea spends upwards of $15 to launch its powerful presence on the Interwebs  (wired.com) (128)


Tue April 17, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious And in this corner, taking on Thin Crust and Deep Dish, is Montanara Fried Pizza. Calm, rational discussions about which is best over to the right  (nytimes.com) (124)
(Some Guy) Weird WTFark is this "mothership" UFO reappearing at night over St. Petersburg, Russia? If it's a hoax, it's the best one ever. Oh, those Russians. Once again their legendary sense of humor blows up the world. Wait  (news.gather.com) (75)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog North American predator loss leaves Aliens unchecked, Santorum pulls out, and Best Buy CEO bones something other than his company: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/8 - 4/14  (fark.com) (8)
(Mother Nature Network) Unlikely It turns out the best way to cure your crippling arachnophobia is to let virtual hairy black-and-red spiders run around on your desk all day  (mnn.com) (150)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Best picture of a praying mantis riding a bicycle that you're likely to see all day  (buzzfeed.com) (133)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times Sideline Chatter column picks FARK's hard hitting headline about kickoff returns as the best of the week (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Bye Buy) Followup Like the former CEO's staffer, here is a list of Best Buy stores that are getting boned  (pr.bby.com) (122)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing The Google BBS terminal. Fire up your 14.4 modem and search the "web" for all the best Usenet posts  (masswerk.at) (44)


Fri April 13, 2012
(KRDO) Spiffy Comcast does its best to increase customer service ratings by broadcasting porn in the middle of Good Morning America  (krdo.com) (78)
(ESPN) Followup Maradona to Pele: "Maybe Neymar is the best player in the world, but only if you say that Messi is from a different planet." BURN  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (37)
(ABC) PSA The best and worst jobs of 2012. Subby's excited to see he has the third-best job on the list  (abcnews.go.com) (275)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Kotaku) Spiffy The best stop motion beaded art animation you're going to see today  (kotaku.com) (11)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Followup Former Best Buy CEO Brian Dunn may have resigned for boning something other than his company  (startribune.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Amusing L.A. Kings drop the best hockey troll since the kid with the "Chelios, you're uglier than Ricci" sign  (twitter.com) (125)
(Some Guy) Obvious And now for something completely different: An impartial, unbiased, and thorough article by ExxonMobil concludes that petroleum is the best fuel for cars  (exxonmobilperspectives.com) (34)
(WRCB-TV) Stupid Vote down jobs bill that benefits women, blame President for female unemployment: it's not just the best of both political worlds, it's the sort of "logic" we'll have to get used to for the next several months  (wrcbtv.com) (161)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Ballpark Digest) Amusing Myrtle Beach Pelicans sign stadium naming-rights deal with Ticketmaster wannabe, proclaiming them "pioneer company that represents the best in American ingenuity" at charging extortionate fees for ordinary products  (ballparkdigest.com) (5)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Examiner) Asinine The Three Stooges are hosting WWE Monday Night Raw, because that's the best way to follow up the return of Brock Lesnar. Hopefully, Bret Hart will smack Will Sasso around again and tell him to quit pretending to be Curly. 9 PM on USA  (examiner.com) (1687)
(CNN) Followup AOL stock surges after investors forget that, as they are trying to make money, it is best to avoid AOL. Follow-up tag barely beats Sick tag due to the first greenlight on this story  (money.cnn.com) (27)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Why it might be best to simply avoid strangers dressed in bunny costumes  (dailymail.co.uk) (48)


Sun April 08, 2012
(OC Weekly) Interesting Generations of stoners can thank Disneyland for the best selection of rides on LSD....and the invention of Doritos?  (ocweekly.com) (47)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Wired) Cool The best precious snowflake art of space you're going to see today  (wired.com) (23)
(Quad City Times) Cool Now you can get the best spicy mustard in the world, delivered right to your doorstep  (qctimes.com) (60)
(YouTube) Video The best highlight of the Orioles' opening day victory? The Batman streaker being chased by 9 cops. (bonus: spiffy policeman open field tackle)  (youtube.com) (52)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Mother Jones) Amusing Showing that the Senate has not dulled his sense of humor, Sen. Al Franken sends out the BEST. FUNDRAISING LETTER. EVER  (motherjones.com) (139)
(Indecision Forever) Unlikely The 56 best things about Michelle Bachman (sponsored link)  (indecisionforever.com) (24)
(Great Falls Tribune) Followup Judge not, lest ye be judged. Especially if you're a judge who used your work computer in your chambers to send sexist, racist joke about Barack Obama's mother engaging in bestiality  (greatfallstribune.com) (141)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Huffington Post) Asinine Bad: Kid doesn't have class picture permission slip. Good: They let him take part in the class pic anyway. Fark: They cover his face, sort of.... (click to see what may be one of the best uses of Farktography ever)  (huffingtonpost.com) (155)
(Major League Baseball) Cool Opening Day is Best Day: It's your official MLB Opening Day thread  (mlb.mlb.com) (411)


Wed April 04, 2012
(SeattlePI) Obvious "We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night"  (blog.seattlepi.com) (37)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Hero Church school forces high school seniors to listen to talk where homosexuality is compared to bestiality and adopted kids are called "sociologically unstable". Seniors give school history, decorum lessons  (startribune.com) (344)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Is 'the Machete order' the best way to watch the Star Wars movies? And do you think George would approve?  (denofgeek.com) (124)
(Daily Camera) Fail University of Colorado officials decide the best way to keep students from lighting up on 4/20 is to give them a free Wyclef Jean concert  (dailycamera.com) (52)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Best sign at a sporting event EVER (not safe for work)  (intobolivian.com) (59)
(Paste Magazine) Cool The twenty best songs written for movies  (pastemagazine.com) (183)


Mon April 02, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine In what universe are the Yankees the best team in baseball? In ESPN's universe, of course  (espn.go.com) (78)


Sun April 01, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy The best cover of Hall and Oates 'I Can't Go For That' that you will hear today  (youtube.com) (64)


Sat March 31, 2012
(The New York Times) Cool The best proof that there is a God -- the NYC pizza price war  (nytimes.com) (78)
(Huffington Post) Silly The best root beers. Dr. Brown demands a do-over  (huffingtonpost.com) (205)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Adam Sandler must have one of the best wives ever. Looks great in a bikini and can put up with his films  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool It's Wrestlemania weekend, the best weekend of the year. WWE Smackdown on Sci-Fi at 8PM ET, ROH Showdown in the Sun at 8PM ET at GFL.tv, DGUSA Open the Ultimate Gate at 8PM ET at WWNLive.com  (411mania.com) (185)
(YouTube) Cool Best hipster-ish cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean you'll see this week (bonus: cute girl sings well)  (youtube.com) (91)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Interesting Best Bye  (courant.com) (88)
(YouTube) Spiffy Best orchestral arrangement of Portal 2 music you'll hear today  (youtube.com) (13)
(Politico) Amusing The ten best pro and con Obamacare health care quotes. "If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I'd be dead"  (politico.com) (262)
(LiveLeak) Amusing Best cover of Bohemian Rhapsody you'll see today, compliments of some drunk in the back seat of a cop car. Bonus: He actually knows all of the lyrics  (liveleak.com) (59)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Facebook's most lurid confessions by its dumbest people  (happyplace.com) (73)
(The Sun) Fail PSA: If you are sleepy and decide to take a nap then you should know that a narrow concrete ledge five floors up is not the best place to do so  (thesun.co.uk) (23)
(CBC) Obvious Trailer loaded with coins collides with trailer full of candy. Quite possibly the best crash of all time  (cbc.ca) (44)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Six of the top twenty best-performing cities are located in one state, including the top city. Wave your rainbow colored bandana and rejoice  (businessinsider.com) (174)
(YouTube) Cool Bike parkour is the best parkour  (youtube.com) (46)
(Mental Floss) Amusing The 18 best excuses athletes have ever given to explain a positive drug test, including a vanishing twin that was absorbed in utero, thirty four years earlier  (mentalfloss.com) (52)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad If you were to ask 1,000 Farkers to name the best thing about Women's Beach Volleyball, 999 of them will give you the same answer. The other one sits on the Olympic Wardrobe Committee  (sports.yahoo.com) (84)


Mon March 26, 2012
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Unlikely What happens when an openly gay Kansas City DJ visits the Westboro Baptist Church? If you said "Welcomes him with open arms and becomes best friends," you would be correct  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (117)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail If you've got a toddler who likes to jump up and down on your bed, hiding your handgun between the mattresses isn't the best idea  (suntimes.com) (56)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Obvious Now is the best time to visit Yellowstone Park. As long as you don't mind all the snow and bears  (cleveland.com) (38)
(LA Times) Spiffy Duuuuuude. This is the best house EVER. I just wish they had also built it out of Doritos  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (78)


Sat March 24, 2012
(New Musical Express) Sad Damon Albarn reveals he almost recorded the best album ever but decided against it  (nme.com) (46)
(Fark) Survey Would you date your best friend's ex?  (fark.com) (256)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool The best video of an 800lb, 98 ft long paper airplane you'll see all day  (mega949.com) (26)
(Discover) Interesting Which Wine Goes Best with Semiconductors? A 2009 Beaujolais, Apparently   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (10)
(GBTV) Stupid One of the dumbest discussions you will ever witness: Glenn Beck and Jerry Boykin discuss how "Kony 2012" is a Soros-backed effort that will turn Kony into a Che Guevara-like figure  (web.gbtv.com) (78)
(Discover) Spiffy The best picture of 200,000 galaxies you'll see today  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Stupid After a man was murdered on a dark stretch of a bike trail, city council decides it's best to add: A) Lights B) Police patrols C) A memorial bench  (dailytidings.com) (41)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Gizmodo) Spiffy This version of Iran Nuclear Weapons is the best yet  (gizmodo.com) (12)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops Daily News picks FARK's clever Randy Moss headline as one of the best sports laughs of the week  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (1)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Some Traveler) Spiffy Here's a list of the world's best airport bars to relax in after you've been thoroughly groped  (amog.com) (128)
(The Daily Beast) Followup "I'm not homophobic, some of my best friends used to be gay before coming to their senses. Hey, would you like a chunk of my birthday sandwich?"  (thedailybeast.com) (274)


Mon March 19, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Student suspended for shaving his head. FARK: in support of his best friend who is battling leukemia  (myfoxdc.com) (120)
(Deadline) Cool The Walking Dead has cast what will become the best character on the show (warning: spoilers)  (deadline.com) (440)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail It's probably best not to criticize the president's record on promoting human rights in China when you have substantial holdings in a Chinese video surveillance company that helps their government constantly monitor its citizens  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(MSNBC) Hero Utah Gov. Gary Herbert (R) vetoes anti-sex education bill: "I am unwilling to conclude that the state knows better than Utah's parents as to what is best for their children"  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (183)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail You're Mitt Romney, and you find yourself in the home of the best cheesecake in New York city. What do you do? Well, buy a cupcake of course. (w/video lulz)   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Roger Ebert gets serious and asks: "Who does video boobs best? PS3 or 360?"  (blogs.suntimes.com) (64)
(WTSP) Florida Perhaps pawning the computers that she just got from the rent-to-own store wasn't this young lady's best idea  (winterhaven.wtsp.com) (46)
(Rolling Stone) Cool The ten best concert films of all time  (rollingstone.com) (211)
(TheChive) Spiffy Sometimes art is at its best when it's completely screwed up  (thechive.com) (24)
(YouTube) Cool Coolest time lapse video you'll see all day. Yeah, it's a couple months old, but I'm pretty sure it'll be the best two minutes you've ever spent watching something other than porn online  (youtube.com) (25)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times Sideline Chatter column picks FARK's clever Randy Moss headline as one of the best of the entire week (2nd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Thu March 15, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy The best remix of Willy Wonka you will watch today. And I'm not talking about Burton's steaming pile of crap with Depp. I'm talking Willy Farking Wonka  (youtube.com) (35)
(The Weather Channel) Silly I think this is proof that our national obsession with putting everything into a bracket and determining what's best has gone too far. The Weather Channel asks, "What's the best weather song of all time?"  (weather.com) (108)


Tue March 13, 2012
(New Musical Express) Cool The ten best "yacht rock" songs  (nme.com) (80)
(The Consumerist) Spiffy It's time once again for The Consumerist's own version of March Madness, The Worst Company in America. And up in the first round is Target VS Best Buy  (consumerist.com) (177)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you're on parole for having sex with a student, it might be best if you don't have that same student in your closet when your parole officer stops by for a visit  (necn.com) (52)
(Mental Floss) Sappy 11 of the best customer service stories that will make you realize how angry and petty the Consumerist really is  (mentalfloss.com) (30)
(Bloomberg) Sad Rich guys always want what's best for everyone  (bloomberg.com) (60)


Sun March 11, 2012
(YouTube) Cool The best used car television commercial in the history of ever  (youtube.com) (44)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool This record-breaker could be the best steak sandwich in the world  (suntimes.com) (61)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Rotten Tomatoes) Fail So how are movies faring, right after the Oscars where we celebrate the best of the artform? Of the top 10 movies at the box office this week, all 10 have a "rotten" score on Rotten Tomatoes  (rottentomatoes.com) (44)
(TSN) Fail Atlanta vs. Atlanta for the title of best failed Atlanta team  (tsn.ca) (61)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida "Eight reasons why Peyton Manning and the Dolphins are a good fit." Missing from the list: even with a neck injury, he'd still be the best player on the team  (sun-sentinel.com) (40)
(Stylist) Weird Women 'best at spotting snakes after ovulation'. Men best at running away  (stylist.co.uk) (59)
(Entertainment Weekly) Dumbass Bill O'Reilly does his best to get NBC's "Parenthood" renewed for another season  (watching-tv.ew.com) (40)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop theme: The best practical joke  (img.sparknotes.com) (18)
(Washington Post) Spiffy New fully-operational Death Star given green light to fire at will at anyone. Whoever is manning the helm of this thing must have the best job in the world  (washingtonpost.com) (22)
(Reuters) Unlikely US envoy said to be 'confident' Best Korean food aid will go to those who 'really need it,' like those impoverished, starving generals and members of the inner circle of government  (reuters.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Pro Tip: When calling in a fake bomb threat to get out of a test, it's best NOT to use your own cell phone  (kptv.com) (17)
(YouTube) Scary Cyriak does Spiders. Best watched full screen with the lights off  (youtube.com) (28)


Wed March 07, 2012
(SlashFilm) Cool Topher Grace edited the 'Star Wars' prequels into one 85-Minute movie and it is probably the best possible edit of the prequels given the footage released and available  (slashfilm.com) (102)
(YouTube) Cool The best Adele cover by an Iranian girl you'll see today  (youtube.com) (24)
(What is Black White Black?) Cool 100 years ago, the Oreo was introduced to Hoboken, New Jersey. Happily for us, the Oreo forgave its manufacturers for that introduction and it went on to become the best black and white confection avaliable  (theindychannel.com) (100)


Tue March 06, 2012
(News.com.au) Cool The best video of an iceberg losing its cool you'll see this millennium  (video.news.com.au) (19)


Mon March 05, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Put on your best knees: "Manos" to be re-riffed by Rifftrax  (youtube.com) (153)
(Mother Nature Network) Fail Donald Trump learns that before building a mega golf course, it's probably best to check the proposed offshore winds  (mnn.com) (45)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Hero A real Mother of the Year Candidate, Julie Jones takes in her best friend's 5 orphaned children after she dies, works 40 hours a week and has refused benefits. Sweet  (dailymail.co.uk) (122)


Thu March 01, 2012
(YouTube) Cool The best version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow you'll hear today  (youtube.com) (91)


Wed February 29, 2012
(NYPost) Stupid 1200 page fictional best seller about bondage and seduction quickly becomes newest turn-on for sex starved upper East Side wives (with obligatory photo of hot blonde reading)  (nypost.com) (41)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass If you're going to steal a smart phone, it's probably best not to show your victim the unique tattoo on your abs just before assaulting him  (chicagotribune.com) (15)


Tue February 28, 2012
(WPTV) Florida "Sir, step out of the America's Best Value motel room with your hands in the air and the weapon of mass destruction on the ground." (w/Breaking Bad Easter egg)  (wptv.com) (10)


Mon February 27, 2012
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Video Best Actor winner Jean Dujardin shouted "fark" live during the Academy Awards. TV censors apparently didn't give a merde  (nbclosangeles.com) (17)
(YouTube) Followup All the movies from the 84th Academy Awards "Best Picture" category edited into one giant swear/profanity/curse reel (language Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (4)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Dumb: 16 year old kid takes mom's car to the bank, threatens the clerk with a weapon and demands money. Dumber: Through the drive thru. Dumbest: It works. Bonus: Twice  (ksl.com) (34)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Ben and Jerry's: On second thought, perhaps fortune cookie pieces wasn't the best choice in our 'Lin-sanity' ice cream  (sports.yahoo.com) (112)
(YouTube) Cool Chris Cornell shows he's still one of the best and most powerful voices in music today with his version of "I will always love you"  (youtube.com) (44)
(Paste Magazine) Cool The 90 best albums of the 90s. #5 really should be at #1  (pastemagazine.com) (480)
(WTOP) PSA Washington DC is the best place to go if you're looking to cheat on your spouse  (wtop.com) (47)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Guardian) Cool The best street food on Earth. Not a pretzel or hot dog in sight  (guardian.co.uk) (214)
(Gather.com) Sick What's the best way to ensure you DON'T rest in peace? Get buried with a million dollar necklace in a gold casket. There's a rush on at Newark hardware stores--for shovels  (celebs.gather.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Cool The best use of a Sesame Street sample you will hear today  (pigeonsandplanes.com) (15)
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Measurement of big boson best yet. No, BOSON  (physorg.com) (15)


Thu February 23, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida If you get a speeding ticket, it's probably best not to go to officer's house to discuss things "man to man"  (tcpalm.com) (39)
(Tucson Citizen) Amusing Outside the debate, there were vendors, local campaign folk, a crackpot who claimed to be ex-CIA, and protestors fighting over who has the best reason to hate Romney. Still saner than inside  (tucsoncitizen.com) (4)


Wed February 22, 2012
(WSPA) Amusing Deviant hacker uses Best Buy's wifi to upload porn onto demo TVs causing woman to lie about having never seen such a thing  (www2.wspa.com) (125)
(Forbes) Interesting Billionaire Sheldon Adelson says he might give $100M to Newt Gingrich or other Republican candidate, depending on which one grovels best. Go ahead, just put that right out there in the open like that, a test to see if anybody even cares  (forbes.com) (64)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Gun accident leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou, LHC goes to ludicrous speed, and a bison as a best man, Tatonka very much: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week from 2/12 - 2/18  (fark.com) (9)
(Courier Mail) Weird It's generally considered to be tacky to talk about the perkiness of your wife's breasts with her best friend. Especially at your wife's funeral  (couriermail.com.au) (104)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Rand Paul: "The best way to contain radical Islam is to legalize synthetic drugs"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (94)
(Reuters) Obvious The best way to become an airline billionaire is to become a billionaire, then start your airline. Naming it after your beer is a nice touch  (in.reuters.com) (12)
(miami new times) Florida When teaching high school kids about the severity of a 0.112 blood alcohol level, it's probably best not to use yourself as the live example  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (32)
(Den Of Geek) Scary Eleven moments Disney did its best to traumatize your childhood  (denofgeek.com) (165)
(Thanks but no tanks) Spiffy Thanksbutnotanks.com: "The commenters are the best part of FARK"   (thanksbutnotanks.fr33agents.com) (27)


Mon February 20, 2012
(USA Today) Unlikely Gallup poll finds that picking the two best Presidents of the past four decades is about the same as picking the two greatest players in the history of the Charlotte Bobcats  (content.usatoday.com) (114)


Sun February 19, 2012
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) thinks that FARK had the best Jeremy Lin headline of the week (last section)  (theprovince.com) (1)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange Rancher chooses pet buffalo to be best man at renewal of his wedding vows. "Tatonka. Tatonka very much"  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Fark) Survey The Fark Weird News Quiz is back, so do your worst. No, wait...do your best  (fark.com) (36)
(Yahoo) Silly The 10 best things about being a Royals fan, other than not having a lottery for playoff tickets and always being able to find a seat on the third base line  (sports.yahoo.com) (50)
(SaveOnBrew) Obvious Top selling American beers. We didn't say BEST beers. Founding fathers weep  (saveonbrew.com) (303)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Pictures of the Year) Sad The best photo essay you'll ever see. "Brian Scott Ostrom is one of them. After serving four years as a reconnaissance marine and deploying twice to Iraq, Scott, now 27, returned home to the U.S. with a severe case of PTSD"  (poyi.org) (289)
(Yahoo) Obvious While republicans debate about the best way to use a vagina, Obama is rolling toward a blowout win with over 300 electoral votes  (news.yahoo.com) (171)
(Lifehacker) Obvious Seasoned traveler Anthony Bourdain reveals his trick to finding best food in brand new city: troll "internet foodie elite" with simple declarative statement about area restaurant, stoking their nerd rage  (lifehacker.com) (105)
(WTKR) Hero Daniel Rodriguez fought in two wars and was wounded in one. He made a pact with his best friend, who was killed, that he would play college football and is trying to make the team at Virginia Tech  (wtkr.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Florida Looking at porn on your phone and showing it to those around you may not get you fired from your job unless you are known by your students as the BEST BUS DRIVER EVER  (newsherald.com) (12)
(The Daily Show) Amusing Jon Stewart is the best Joe Lieberman performance artist evah  (thedailyshow.com) (47)
(LiveLeak) Fail Best worst ski jump you'll see all day  (liveleak.com) (31)


Wed February 15, 2012
(AL.com) Amusing Perhaps the best college basketball picture of the year  (al.com) (40)
(CNBC) Amusing CNBC analyzes market performance relative to the hair color of the cover model on SI's Swimuit Edition. BEST. MARKET INDICATOR. EVAAAAAR. (bonus: with pics)  (cnbc.com) (12)
(WFAA) Spiffy Firefighters save 200 pounds of Polish sausage in what has been described as "definitely the best-smelling fire we've seen in a long time"  (wfaa.com) (75)
(ESPN) Ironic In 1995-96 Michael Jordan was the best player on the best team in NBA history. 16 years later he's now involved with a team that may end up as the worst in NBA history  (espn.go.com) (81)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Paste Magazine) Fail The thirty best SNL characters of all time. Difficulty: Kristen Wiig  (pastemagazine.com) (177)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you are interacting with a police officer, it is best not to speak with your mouth full...of crack  (timesonline.com) (23)
(io9) Cool The best and weirdest toys from this year's Toy Fair  (io9.com) (38)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Best selling game of 2011 deemed to have best ending of any video game ever. Corrections to your right  (guinnessworldrecords.com) (225)
(some mark) Interesting Can the Welsh Corgi beat the Collie for Best Herding Breed? Will a Pug derp its way into being named Best in Show? Find out who wins at the Westminster Dog Show, starting one hour before WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM Eastern on USA  (wwe.com) (2576)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Best Korea enlists populace to join "Truth Teams" to explain the Truth® to their uneducated neighbors. Sorry, I meant to say "The Obama Campaign." Sorry, carry on Citizen  (news.yahoo.com) (336)
(Uproxx) Dumbass Without question the best thing to come out of Bon Iver winning the Best New Artist Grammy are the flood of "Who is Bonnie Bear/Bony Bear?" tweets  (uproxx.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Dumbass An adult novelty store is not the best place to forget your wallet. Especially when you just pulled out your pistol there  (kens5.com) (24)
(Cracked) Amusing Best note EVER left on a dented car  (cracked.com) (104)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Unlikely Ahmed Best talks about a deleted Jar Jar Binks scene that really would have redeemed his character and made a huge difference in The Phantom Menace  (insidemovies.ew.com) (134)


Sat February 11, 2012
(NPR) Amusing The best "recycled art" you will see all day. Come for Rice-Krispyhenge, stay for "Cauliflower Hindenburg"  (npr.org) (13)
(Short List) Cool The world's 10 best sandwiches. Presented without comment  (shortlist.com) (187)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Celebslam) Interesting Reese Witherspoon wears her best "look at me, look at me, look at me" dress. It worked  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (67)
(TMZ) Spiffy World's best job: Miranda Kerr's wedgie adjuster  (tmz.com) (39)
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting List of Germany's best actors, past and present. Wait until Hitler hears about this  (thelocal.de) (26)
(Topless Robot) Silly The thirty best retellings of Superman's origins. If only there were a color of Kryptonite that could make Superman less boring  (toplessrobot.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Perhaps the thing Samsung has best learned from Google is how to turn everyone into an enemy  (theverge.com) (2)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Topless Robot) Cool The ten best Sierra adventure games. This list will make you want to dust off those old copies of Space Quest  (toplessrobot.com) (157)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Sprint gained, that's right, Sprint gained a net 1.6 million customers last quarter, the best result in 6 years, giving them their highest subscriber base ever. And Sprint lost 1.3 billion dollars last quarter  (techcrunch.com) (36)
(Arms and the Law) Spiffy We couldn't get him to eat his own mother, but forcing Rahm Emanuel to write a check to the Second Amendment Foundation is the next best thing. Your tears, Rahm. Let me taste them  (armsandthelaw.com) (166)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Asinine I don't normally believe in conspiracy theories, but the Labrador retriever, the golden retriever, the dachshund, and the Chihuahua have never taken Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show  (mnn.com) (103)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Short List) Cool Not the best, not the most popular, but the 50 coolest TV shows ever. Nobody made fun of you for watching these  (shortlist.com) (197)
(YouTube) Cool Today would have been the 101st birthday of Ronald Ree-gan. Here is the trailer from his best film  (youtube.com) (18)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "We always get drunk together," says a) a college student about his best friend, b) a bride-to-be about her maid of honor, or c) a mother about her 11-year-old son?  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)
(Wikipedia) Survey What movie quote or song lyric best describes you?  (en.wikipedia.org) (557)


Sun February 05, 2012
(ESPN) News Eli Manning is Best Manning  (sports.espn.go.com) (516)
(Fark) Advice Bacon - Best prepared via pan fried, baked or microwaved?  (fark.com) (396)
(Gothamist) Fail When working as a garage attendant, if you park a $400,000 Bentley it's probably best to take the keys with you. FARK: Bentley was owned by college student  (gothamist.com) (85)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Thank you South Korea for the best Incredible Hulk sculpture ever created...and reminding me to make sure I get enough fiber  (bleedingcool.com) (34)
(The Local (Germany)) Sick Rise of bestiality brothels spurs calls for German legislators to get their act in Gere and ban zoophilia  (thelocal.de) (257)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Amusing Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"  (slate.com) (21)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine 14-year old girl testifying before MD lawmakers tells them that they should vote to deny people their basic civil rights because it would be "my best birthday present ever"  (rawstory.com) (257)
(Globe and Mail) Unlikely "The best thing I can do for today's youth is quit"  (theglobeandmail.com) (67)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy Stocks post their best January since '97. So it must be the Bush recovery. Or the anticipation of a Romney presidency. Or the Jet Stream. Or a celestial convergence. What else could it be?  (thedailybeast.com) (88)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Best interview question ever? "When you're doing fight scenes with Ewan McGregor, did you ever start to think about a Star Wars prequel? You know, 'I could punch him in the face now and it would be called an accident'"  (denofgeek.com) (41)
(IGN) Cool 20 of the best Kung Fu fight scenes ever. So good, you'll want to watch them all again in an hour  (movies.ign.com) (69)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Celebslam) Interesting "Supermodel bikini butt lotioner" might be the best job in the world (w/ photographic evidence of course)  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (74)
(NYPost) Sad Condo board bullies man to euthanize his pit bull - a "betrayal" of his best friend which drove him to suicide. Yep, there are no winners here. Unless you're the f**king condo board that is  (nypost.com) (253)
(UPI) Dumbass If you break into the CNN newsroom, it's probably best not to use their computers to check your Facebook status  (upi.com) (38)


Sun January 29, 2012
(ESPN) Misc Will the NFC defeat the AFC again? With a decent team around him, will Cam Newton prove he's the best in the world? Will this game matter? WHAR TEBOW, WHAR? It's the NFC All Stars vs. the AFC All Stars in the Pro Bowl, 7 PM ET on NBC  (scores.espn.go.com) (807)

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