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183 headlines found matching 'Ben'
Wed August 20, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon Kindle less absorbent than paper
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Why wasn't President Obama's response to James Foley's beheading as forceful as his response to Benghazi?"
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Bench
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(99)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh reveals the truth behind Michael Brown's death: Obama personally ordered Darren Wilson to execute the kid in order to incite race-fueled protests that would distract the country from Benghazi and stop the Republicans from impeaching him
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(302)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT: Benedict Cumberbatch is KHAN. DIFFICULTY: I didn't tell you what movie
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(53)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What's a Benway? Enough to terrify a Marlborough Man
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(28)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the age of incumbency that we're currently in, do we *really* need those silly primary things? I mean we all know that they're gonna win reelection. Isn't that right, Mr. Cantor?
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two girls received $47k in benefits after their father goes missing and is declared dead in 1994. 20-years later he is found alive. SSA: Uh about that money, we want it back
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(134)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Johnny Football will be Johnny Bench for Monday night's second preseason game
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(19)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck says you're entitled to your skepticism over his being cast as Batman, though he doesn't think you're right. I mean, it isn't like he's flopped in his portrayal of any other major superheroes before
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(103)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Economic Policy Institute)
 
 
 
Conservative think tank agrees: Cutting unemployment benefits does not lead to increased employment
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(52)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
In a move sure to invoke civil and well-thought-out reactions from people outside the school, Steubenville High School lets one of the two convicted rapists back on the football team
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal plays a benefit concert for the rebels who shot down MH17. Dumbass tag doesn't seem strong enough
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(184)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
4th string Bengals QB lets us know how he really feels about playing on the Bengals. Fark: also throws 2 TDs
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(14)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not News: Police arrest a naked man on a park bench. News: He's covered in baby oil watching porn. Fark: And leaves behind an outline of his body in oil on the bench
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(29)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption: What is Sean Hannity whispering to Benjamin Netanyahu
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(120)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Compromise, especially when dealing with an unbending ideologue and propagandist like Obama, is no virtue
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(91)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
You might not know, but beneath the EPL lie another three divisions of soccer, packed with overweight players, crazy chairmen and nasty coaches - and the new season starts tonight
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(33)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Breckin Meyer calls bullshiat on Dustin Diamond's sex tape: "Come on, Screech is not packing that. Get the hell out of here. He doesn't have six Beldings beneath him"
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Right-wingers are making their middle names 'Benghazi' on Facebook. The estate of President Ronald Beirut Reagan had no comment at press time
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(192)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde breastfeeds in restaurant (Not safe for work). Did subby mention his thesis? Regarding bacteria as plant pathogens, they can be beneficial or detrimental but less damaging than fungi. Expansion of DNA sequencing would yield less loss
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(138)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
HOA continues to try and remove a therapy pig from their community, thereby destroying the mental stability of a small child and ripping a family apart because in their minds, not even that is worth bending a rule
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Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama's Benghazi conspiracy runs so deep that it has snared House Republicans
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(111)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today, Barack Obama says he's 53 years old. But yesterday, he said he was 52. If we can't trust him saying how old he is, how can we trust anything he says about Benghazi, immigration, the IRS, Obamacare, or even his birth certificate?
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(87)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study finds the benefits of e-cigarettes outweigh their harm. Except for people who smoke them and develop e-emphysema
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(44)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Daily running doesn't have any real health benefits
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(74)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why isn't the media reporting on Hamas' main command bunker that is located beneath a hospital in Gaza City? That was a rhetorical question
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(151)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: workers upset after benevolent CEO pushed out of the job for his money-hungry cousin. News: workers stage a slowdown and encourage customers to boycott. Fark: it's working
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(57)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"The internet lost one of its most famous, influential, and important dogs yesterday. RIP Benny the boxer"
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(40)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
One man thinks Ben Affleck will make a good Batman. That man is Adam West
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(78)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Brand new photo of Ben Affleck looking like the goddam Batman (in color this time)
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(175)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
I was just wondering if anyone knows what the fark is going on with Ben Stein and when did he become such a strange creeper?
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(112)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Obamacare failure continues to grow as a new study by the New England Journal of Medicine finds that 20 million people are now benefiting from the law
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(126)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Attention students of Franklin College: Please stop painting the iconic Ben Franklin statue to look like he's a Colts fan, Superman, or wearing women's underwear
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(33)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists are afraid to talk about the robot apocalypse, and that's a problem, says spokesman Bender Bending Rodríguez
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT feels that humanity could benefit from a couple of extra robotic fingers on each hand
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP releases audio it claims will prove an Obama cabinet member broke the law. Surely, this is Obama's Immigrant Katrina Benghazi Bergdahl Arugula Gate, right?
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(162)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rubenesque Kate Upton falling out of her bikini to the left; quotes about the hideous manatee from Studman to the right
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(181)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't think he deserves his Cumberbiatches
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(45)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
When you get busted for laying completely naked on a park bench masturbating, try not to look so creepy in your mugshot
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(51)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's most deadliest animal is the: A) Great white shark B) Polar bear C) Bengal tiger D) Mosquito
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(151)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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(6)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama administration decides to not try key Benghazi suspect
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(198)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(KTEN Texoma)
 
 
 
So you have a cushy county job with benefits? That's great, unless you smoke
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(112)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man adds "identity theft" to the long list of bad decisions in his life, a list that includes having a Bentley tattoo on his forehead
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(44)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
And so, deep beneath the surface of a small town in the Black Hills of South Dakota, the hunt for dark matter continues
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(14)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
An historic Babe Ruth ball could net millions at auction for the lucky owner, assuming he doesn't play one last game with Benny the Jet, Squints, Kenny and Hamilton that sends the ball over into Mr. Mertle's backyard
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(26)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
Here's why economists should learn C++, aside from the obvious social benefits
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: "Sure, we'll talk about our veterans and their care...right after we get to this BENGHAZI thing"
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Perhaps the biggest challenge for the latest Benghazi panel is proving its work is not a partisan exercise
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(37)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Once again, Cleveland WR Josh Gordon forgets that he plays for the Browns, not the Bengals
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(27)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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(90)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disgraced televangelist Benny Hinn's foreclosed palatial church to be auctioned off on Tuesday. Flying Spaghetti Monster UFIA Revival Center up for grabs
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(70)
 
(Some guy in a white wig)
 
 
 
Dear George, Thanks for getting us started, but we think we can do better. No hard feelings, right? Regards, Ben, John, Tommy and the boys
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(61)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ben Franklin was even more awesome than you thought
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(136)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Judge punches assistant public defender, returns to bench
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(50)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Manufacturing jobs are finally returning to America on news that workers will accept slave wages and zero benefits. All hail, the JOB CREATORS
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(40)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama is caught out in yet another desperate attempt to distract the public from Benghazi
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(109)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for people on the dole: When boasting about the new horse you just bought on Facebook, try not to say you bought it with your benefits money. Just sayin'
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(34)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
People of the world who benefited from the sacrifices of this WW II D-day veterans courage, if you're close by, go to his funeral, please. Somebody?
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(72)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez
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(153)
 
(Blue Nation Review)
 
 
 
With Benghazi and IRSgate tapped out, it is time to turn to the scandal that will bring down Obama ... Beanpot Dome
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(150)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will South Carolina burn? Will we get other GOP incumbents booted by a wave of radicals? Will the Cooch help blue-ball some Mississippian Coch? THIS....is your Tuesday Primary/Runoff day. Get ready for some break-ins
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(51)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Hillary was pissed about the Benghazi lie
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(131)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Six-foot-tall Lego Bender keeps beer cool in his chest, forgets the blackjack and hookers
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann thinks Benghazi should disqualify Hillary Clinton from the presidency
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(149)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA working on ways to prevent Armageddon, would like to shoot Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, and Aerosmith into the sun just to be on the safe side
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(20)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bender's head causes security scramble and massive delays for Connecticut suburban rail commuters, wants you to come to Foxwoods for BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS
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(30)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift named her new cat "Olivia Benson" in honor of Mariska Hargitay's character on Law and Order: SVU, says she was going to get a second cat and name it "Serena Southerlyn", but had to leave it at the pound because it was a lesbian
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(63)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
McCarthy, Scalise promise change after House leadership election. Even MORE votes to repeal Obamacare, more hearings on Benghazi, and hey, anyone up for an impeachment?
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(38)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good: There is a cure for science denialism. Bad: It involves massive amounts of the population living in iron lungs because of polio. FARK: Will also involve Florida slipping beneath the ocean
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to distract from his distraction from Benghazi, Obama takes custody of one of the guys who killed a border patrolman during Fast and Furious, which in hindsight was also a distraction from Benghazi
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(49)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's finally come down to this: Fox News invites NFL analyst and renowned geopolitical and counter-terrorism expert Terry Bradshaw to weigh in on Benghazi and Hillary Clinton (w/video)
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senators: This Benghazi suspect needs some quality time at GITMO, maybe let him play in the water a little
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Benghazi suspect blows his chances of becoming Secretary of State
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(131)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out, everyone has rhythm. But that doesn't mean they won't dance like Elaine Benes in The Little Kicks
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(29)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did anyone really think that a Benghazi summit held by the Heritage Foundation wouldn't turn into a complete hatefest?
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(169)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Capture of Benghazi suspect is a distraction from Benghazi
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(218)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Among first states to fully embrace Obamacare, Washington residents reaping the benefits, though getting people to pay is an issue, the website is glitchy, access to care isn't great and money is running out. But good stuff otherwise
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George Will suggests future republican candidates take foreign policy positions somewhere between Obama and Bush, also Benghazi
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(31)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Spurs win title in five, further cementing the narrative that the NBA rigs its playoffs to benefit large-market teams, unlike the Stanley Cup finals where Los Angeles beat New York City
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(180)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Wade show off more of his defensive prowess? Should the Spurs start their bench just to make things fair for a half? Hopefully Miami's had enough rest to play a whole game. This is your Game 5 NBA Finals thread (8pm EDT)
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(617)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything Obama does is a distraction from Benghazi. Wait a minute. Strike that, reverse it
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(81)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The guy who beat Eric Cantor in Virginia thinks the Benghazi conspiracy goes all the way to the top... of the Republican Party. Bonus: Also, Christianity isn't compatible with paying taxes
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(157)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former congressman and "Dukes of Hazzard" star, Ben Jones claims it was the 'Cooter Factor' that sunk the weasel Cantor
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(74)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who came up with the administration's "blame the video" strategy after the Benghazi attacks? You might be surprised to find out it was the current Democratic presidential front-runner
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(95)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Northern Gwinnett News)
 
 
 
Officer gives woman benefit of the doubt by allowing her to expose her breasts multiple times before deciding she has, in fact, committed indecent exposure
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(52)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Obama Administration's narrative on the Bowe Bergdahl release has changed more often than the admin's narrative on ... you know ... BENGHAZI
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(268)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
The US Army owes Bowe Bergdahl over $200,000 in back pay and benefits, which should cause no controversy whatsoever
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(81)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
You knew it was coming: "Could Benghazi have been a Bergdahl Gambit that Went South?"
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(156)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Last month's Obama faux pas: Benghazi. Last week: Berghazi. Today: Gumghazi, brought to you by ... the French
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(132)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 42, Former lightweight champ Benson Henderson vs Rustam Khabilov. Early prelim at 7:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Televised prelims at 8 PM ET and main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(187)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley: "When I saw him [Benedict] again, I said, 'Did you punch a journalist?' and he was like, 'I f***ing did.' Everybody needs a friend like that"
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marijuana may make men less fertile, which proves it has yet another beneficial medical use
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(26)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Whose bench will have the biggest impact? Which stars will shine brightest? Legacies are on the line as dynasties collide. Heat vs. Spurs tips off at 9:00 PM on ABC in a NBA Finals rematch
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(423)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
We've gone from Benghazi to Bergdahlzi, and Fark is there people. No, right there in the Washington Times, jeez
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(9)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The only thing that could make this story absolutely perfect for the cable news nets were if Bergdahl were to be on a plane that went missing while on a flight to Benghazi
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(190)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's official, we've gone from Benghazi to Bergdahzi
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(241)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Imagine 30 million Americans standing in front of the White House yelling "Benghazi" That's what the few actual members of Operation American Spring were doing until they were dispersed by police
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(158)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's deepest hole lies hidden beneath a rusty metal cap. But enough about your mom. This borehole the Soviets in the Cold War drilled a third of the way through the continental crust is really fascinating
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(122)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's spend a night on the world's most haunted island. Don't mind the thousands of bodies beneath you
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(55)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals, last in home runs, bench their hitting coach
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(72)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 5 years and 1565 plate appearances, Ben Revere hits his first career home run. Tim Lincecum (0 for 520 plate appearances) you're up next
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(43)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
When intelligence has all but left Republicans, we have but one savior to fight back the tsunami of Derp. When the Benghazi-signal goes up, we have one man to put Issa in his place. Behold: Common Sense Man
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(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Porn star Nikki Benz runs for mayor of Toronto on slogan, 'Trade in your Ford for a Benz' and platform that would make National Masturbation Day a civic holiday (SFW)
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Tue May 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is skeptical about the benefits of flossing
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(72)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke takes six-figure speaking fee from the very banks and hedge funds he was in charge of regulating as Chairman of the Federal Reserve. "Say it ain't so" trifetca in play
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(57)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Unopposed incumbent gets zero votes
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The focus of the Benghazi investigations is proving to be more about epic butthurt over losing an election than any actual wrongdoing, which is pretty much what everyone figured anyway
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(115)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Congress's approval rating sits at 11% so obviously 100% of the incumbents running this year have won their primaries
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(140)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth
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(24)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi picks her Democratic Benghazi Dream Team
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(286)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tom Benson hospitalized overnight and tested for concussion after fall at NFL meeting. If only there were some device he could wear on his head to have minimized his injury
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(11)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
In between the 60th vote to repeal Obamacare and the 8th Benghazi investigation, the House will allot a whopping 10 minutes to debate repealing the post 9/11 Military Authorization law
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(149)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Benghazi is not an outrage. The IRS snafu is not an outrage. Health Care Reform is not an outrage. But the VA scandal? Yeah...that's pissed a lot of people off and is definitely into outrage territory
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican's fixation on Benghazi means they have gone cray cray and Obama is still a doodyhead
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(72)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Benghazi: Why Clinton's record as Secretary of State scares the bejezzus out of the GOP. Probably because their Secretaries of State tend to advocate war
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libya orders Islamist-led militants to the capital, presumably to reenact Benghazi in honor of the House committee starting this week
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(11)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
And so it Benghazis
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(264)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Meet the men behind the Ben & Jerry's flavors. Subby is still waiting for Sriracha surprise
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(46)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea Party supporter shows his commitment to its conservative principles by breaking into a nursing home to record incumbent senator's comatose wife because freedom. Bonus: Supporter has connection to incumbent's primary opponent
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(117)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Michael Fassbender talks about 'X-Men,' 'Assassin's Creed' and the painful groin injuries of flying harnesses
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Brown (R-Mass--er, NH) says he wants to "grandfather in" people who've benefited from Obamacare when it finally gets repealed
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(106)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what Yao Ming has been up to now that he's no longer playing basketball, he's currently being sued for exaggerating the benefits of fish oil capsules
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(9)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Liberal columnist agrees with Benghazi theory. We're through the looking glass, people
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(55)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Obama apparently used Big Bird to distract Americans from Benghazi, according to idiots
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(133)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Why do book banning crusaders care only about the sex in books and not the violence?" Because they're Puritanical witch-hunters hellbent on ruining all our fun? Btw, you still coming to the orgy tonight?
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Malik Bendjelloul, Oscar-winning director of Searching for Sugar Man, dies suddenly at age 36
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(30)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) turned the tables on the media and asked them questions about Benghazi. The silence was deafening
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(212)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
You thought Fox linking Boko Haram to Benghazi was bad? Politico ups the ante by actually trying to make a case for the connection. Your move, Birthers
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(50)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Benghazi is a prisoner's dilemma, and the GOP sucks at game theory
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(74)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's remember who was the first person to politicize Benghazi
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(290)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the first "Wag the Dog" accusation against Obama gets hurled by none other than former Congressman and war criminal Alan West who says "There is something fishy" about those girls getting kidnapped right before the Benghazi hearings
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(159)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman loses her son at birth and sells his crib to a man who makes chairs out of cribs. Man learns the significance of the crib and turns it in to a memorial bench and returns it to the woman. Damn it's dusty in here
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rand Paul cannot imagine appointing someone to the federal bench who thinks American citizens can be killed without trial for a crime other than being seen exiting a liquor store with $50 in change while exercising his 2nd Amendment rights
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(221)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Because smoke don't leave bloody handprints: Journalist Eleanor Clift insists Ambassador Stevens wasn't murdered in Benghazi but rather perished from smoke inhalation
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(138)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow explains Benghazi flap by way of Monty Python: 'Burn the witch! Burn her!'
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(375)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
When the Pope speaks, libtards hear "time for you plutocrats to bend over" and derpublicans hear "aaaack here come teh soshalizms," but the truth is closer to "get off your koolaid drinking asses and give of yourselves first"
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Fri May 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Postal Service Reports $1.9 Billion Quarterly loss. Ben Gibbard distraught
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(118)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
This is what happens when we don't focus on Benghazi enough
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Salem): If the Benghazi hearings are a witch hunt, that must mean there is a witch somewhere
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(118)
 
(Register Star)
 
 
 
VA botches colonoscopy, gives veteran hepatitis C, then farks up his paperwork, then denies his benefits. Medicaid: Hey, can we get in on jerking this guy around? VA: Sure, be our guest
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(57)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
In an interesting twist, a heterosexual man files human rights complaint to get the same benefits afforded to homosexuals
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(98)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
House Republicans pass bill today to start new Benghazi investigation. This is not a repeat from yesterday, last week, 2 weeks ago, last month, 2 months ago, 3 months ago, 4 months ago, 2013, or 2012. Oh, that poor, poor chicken
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(252)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
Comparing Benghazi to Watergate is hardly fair to Nixon
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(133)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Boston holds a benefit concert for Keytar Bear, who was attacked earlier by good musical taste
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The chairman of the GOP's new Benghazi committee has three new questions to ask. As it turns out, they're actually three old questions, and they've already been answered. Multiple times
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(174)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Hero: House committee votes to not cut military pay and benefits. Asinine: The DoD has a problem with this
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(110)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, you know what we should remake? "Private Benjamin" But let's have Rebel Wilson as the star for some unknown reason. Sounds like box office gold if you ask me"
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(130)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Runner's World)
 
 
 
The maker of FiveFingers running shoes agree to foot the bill for false and unsubstantiated claims about the health benefits of looking like an idiot
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(53)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Court employee to steal pension, life insurance and retirement benefits from another employee minutes after she dies
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(56)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Global climate change might cause sea level rise that would last thousands of years, or in Fox News terms: Benghazi
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(64)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
How weak is the GOP's presidential nominee bench for 2016? Let's put it this way: In the latest survey Jeb Bush and Rand Paul are tied for first at 13% each, and part-time Count Chocula impersonator Paul Ryan is right behind at 12%
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(125)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The GOP's obsessive focus on trying to make Benghazi a scandal may backfire on them electorally, says noted commie pinko liberal George Will
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(118)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News' Dana Perino thinks the nation's meteorologists need to ask Obama about Benghazi. Seriously, she said that
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(221)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pressure mounts on CBS to discredit Benghazi report. Fox pressures CBS to endorse Benghazi report and end this incorruptable corrupt dictator-in-chief's reign of dictatorial evil and corruption
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Fox News finally admits the truth: That one of our political parties is "Attempting a well-orchestrated strategy to controversialize Benghazi"
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(202)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Viewers were upset by Will.i.am's appearance on Meet the Press, thought it was beneath the dignity of the Black Eyed Peas to sit alongside David Gregory and Kathleen Parker
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(43)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Post-Benghazi, Lara Logan may be too toxic for CBS, just perfect for Fox News
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(108)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mission Improbable: How do we deal with this Benghazi hoopla we've created? Answer: THE CAT
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(91)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When all you've got is Benghazi, everything looks like Benghazi. BENGHAZI
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(289)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In their continuing attempts to make Benghazi a thing, Republicans decide to play a round of "Where In The World was President Fartbongo?"
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(253)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rocco and Moose throw Ben Affleck out of the Hard Rock Casino for being a lousy actor
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(51)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News cuts away from Obama/Merkel press conference, promising its viewers that it will return the moment any Benghazi questions come up. No, really
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
County GOP chairman running for county board in effort to deny same-sex employee benefits. Never mind those "ridiculous" past charges of child neglect and financial woes, we can't be letting the gays get health insurance
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS...wait, we have those?) stands by his comment that Clarence Thomas is an "Uncle Tom" and is completely out of touch with African Americans
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(88)
 
(Some Pie Figher)
 
 
 
Hey, Seattle Farkers We're trying to break the Guinness Book of World Record for most participants in a PIE FIGHT Sunday, May 4, Marymore Park. A Benefit for the Seattle Children's Hospital
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(4)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mercedes Benz recalls C-Class for having a smoking back end
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(11)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Krauthammer: "Benghazi emails are a smoking document" Get the f*ck out of my head, Charles. I'm the Obamanaut, biatch
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(144)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private firm claims to have found MH370 wreckage in the Bay of Bengal. Oh yeah? I just saw Bigfoot in my backyard
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(34)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The fact that former close associates are suddenly slamming Chris McDaniels as a "pathological narcissist" with questionable ethics surely has nothing to do with the fact that he's close to beating incumbent Sen. Thad McCochran in the GOP Primary
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(30)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ian Anderson hopes to record more music, sit on park benches, eye little girls with bad intent
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(23)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Massive gas explosion rocks North Bend. Subby thought that massive gas explosions usually happened a bit further south
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(30)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"He woke up about 30 minutes later wondering what happened and why he was wearing 15 headbands. We just blamed it on Lubin' Ruben"
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(5)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Cyborg announced for Justice League, err, the Ben Affleck movie
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(115)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
No no no Brits, you've got it all wrong. When the government cuts your benefits, you're supposed to be angry, not go out and be entrepreneurs
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(38)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
State College restaurant to erect statue of Joe Paterno sitting on a bench. No word if there will be a Sandusky statue in the men's room
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(18)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for wearing a red thong and no pants on a subway train after making love to a bench while smoking crack is no way to go through life, son
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(42)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Who is Ben Carson?" A doctor, who is extreme enough for the Tea Party despite his views being proven wrong time and time again. But that's not important right now
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(174)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson holds court, clears the bench
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(13)
 

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