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165 headlines found matching 'Beer'
Tue January 16, 2018
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The history of why all beer once tasted like smoke
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study concludes that drinking more than a third of a pint of beer a day impairs people's response time. I wrote this headline hours ago but forgot to click Add Link
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Want proof that Guinness was started by Farkers? Look no further than the company's Managing Director Hugh Beaver, who founded the now-famous Book of Records to settle bar arguments
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the 3 best-selling beers in America are light beers. Don't people realize they have less alcohol?
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Finally, a headline that is relevant to all our interests: "If we ever get to Mars, the beer might not be bad"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Each can of beer comes with a discount code worth up to 60 percent off a consumer's next Lyft ride to encourage drinkers to get home responsibly after a night out"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I demand that the word shiat be unfiltered. If our President can say it, so can we. Also, I don't have TF so green this shiat so I can register my outrage
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Continuing shiathole fallout, Mueller sets trial date for Manafort and Gates, and there is Stormy weather ahead for Two Scoops. This is the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Get your beer and popcorn and join in at 8PM EST
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have anything in your past that you're irrationally proud of, even though in fact the details aren't really all that stupendous?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario's government controlled liquor stores have concerns with craft brewer's new brew logo, saying it could leave shoppers with the impression that the beer has special healing powers. Wait, it's beer. It doesn't??
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Wed January 10, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"After stuffing the feminine products down his pants, he grabbed a cold beer, which he did purchase, according to the Sheriff's Office"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin unveils million-dollar ad campaign designed to lure millennials from Chicago after learning 'how young out-of-state residents viewed Wisconsin as beer, cheese and little else.'
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
For less than $20,000, you can purchase a robot that will get you a beer from the fridge
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Tue January 09, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Barefoot young man steals police car for beer run. All that for a 40?
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Nothing perks you up more than a "Princess Urine Sour" alcoholic enzyme drink from Japan. Wait, do we have a translation error?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After Colts' season, Indiana Senate to consider allowing retail Sunday booze sales
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel: Our processors suck and they have security holes out the wazoo. AMD: Hold my beer
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man finds good use for his frozen pool
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Some of the strangest unsolved mysteries of all-time. Strangely absent is who drank Subby's last beer
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold my beer and watch this
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Restaurant charging $15 for Bud Light in effort to get customers to try exotic beers like Stella Artois instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL owners to Al Davis in 1996- you bastard, nobody will ever make us this mad again. Marc Davis in 2018- hold my beer
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars risking neon vomit by selling teal beer, burgers, and ice cream for playoffs
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Homeless Basement Sleepover just happens to be the name of my band. We'll be playing down at the Oasis next Tuesday evening, where the beer is cold and the cover charge is only $5
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
A Montana brewery is celebrating a conservation milestone with their "Million Acre Amber." Rumor is they will offer a new brew in 2020 called "I Wish Government had Maibock"
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
OK so everyone here participating in Dry January or "Drynuary" or the "Dryathlon" raise your hands... *looks around*.... Hellooooo, anyone? Bueller....Bueller, Bueller. Anyone? Anyone? (*crickets*)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
4 beer accessories you don't need to purchase
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
"I lived on nothing but beer for a week, and survived." Not exactly "Weasels ripped my flesh"
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
California could make more money from THC than beer
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Sat December 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear United States: We need to talk about your drinking problem
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bartenders reveal the drinks you should never order at a bar. Oddly enough, a beer is number 7
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Airlines: "We drag passengers off our planes." Alaska Air: "Hold my beer and mukluks"
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Thu December 28, 2017
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
18,000 hot dogs, 65,000 beers, and 1,000 volunteers: What it takes to feed more than 90,000 fans at Rose Bowl Stadium on January 1
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hope for America: We're no longer drinking as much Icehouse, Miller Lite, Bud Light, Busch, Natural Ice, Budweiser, Natural Light, Miller High Life, Keystone Light, or Bud Light Lime as we did when we were in college
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
For the three of you that don't already do this; drink a beer with breakfast because it's good for you or something... tl;dr... anyway drink up
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Wed December 27, 2017
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
Semi crash spills hundreds of cans of beer on West Virginia highway. But don't worry it was only Coors Light and Miller High Life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Typical Farker: "I am the world's biggest procrastinator." Congress: "Here, hold my beer in a few minutes"
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Design News)
 
 
 
Can a car run on beer? And would it prevent the thirsty from drinking and driving?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The craft beer trend of fruity beer must stop
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Some Canuck With a Lot of Beer)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine cans of beer in the case, ninety-nine cans of beer. Take one oot and pass it aboot, ninety-eight cans of beer in the case
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ten beers of the world you must try before you die. Probably best to decide on a case by case basis
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Fri December 22, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finally, a silver lining to the Republican tax slash and burn: excise taxes have been halved for microbreweries
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Thu December 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunkin' Donuts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA refs and players to have a beer summit over the All Star weekend to hash out their differences. Joey Crawford seen making a stop sign gesture and muttering "I don't have time for this shiat"
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Hold my beer. I'm gonna be the first person to drive across the lake this winter
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Left Hand Brewing Company seeks damages from yeast infection
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Beautiful Japanese bikini model films herself drinking 1,500 beers, trolling everyone on Fark's Politics Tab
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Ballpark Digest)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox dump Bud, name Sam Adams official ballpark beer partner for 2018. This is how revolutions begin
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Finally a list we can get behind: Ranking the 103 best Christmas beers and wines
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Tickets for Broncos, Colts game in Indianapolis selling for as low as $5
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
$10 beer pong bet turns into $15.6 million settlement
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Mon December 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just another Sunday in snowy Buffalo has a Bills fan shotgunning a beer on the roof of a car before jumping and performing a flying elbow on a hot grill below (w/video)
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Sun December 10, 2017
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese cabby does what any quick-thinking hero would do to save a suicidal man, he gets him drunk
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
"We don't cure cancer. It's just a farking beer," says man who makes beer, doesn't cure cancer
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Thu December 07, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hole in the wall basement bar famous for bringing you and your table companions each a case of beer and an opener to close after being the nation's longest running continuously operated pub
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Wed December 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Caseload: abortion, gerrymandering, the complete collapse of the American political framework. SCOC Caseload: how much beer can a man buy at a discount?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Within 5 years, we could be driving cars fueled by beer. In other news, Drew spotted buying up gas stations all over the country
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Whiskey: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Seattle Hipster
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut is testing out beer and wine delivery along with their pizza, as you need to be drunk to consume their food
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Mon December 04, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Y'all know what time it is. Grab your popcorn and beer and pizza and get ready to cheer for Roman Reigns. This is your discussion thread for ʬ Monday Night Raw, which begins at 8pm ET on USA Network
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's New Yorker for "Hey, ya'll, hold my beer"?
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you use Android, Google is giving you more beer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: Well Roy Moore may be an utter debacle, but at least he's the worst possible Senate candidate we're ever gonna see. Coal baron Don Blankenship who was convicted of conspiring to violate safety regs at a mine where 29 miners died: hold my beer
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Tue November 28, 2017
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Walmart wants to serve free beer and wine samples in its Ohio stores. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Look every Canadian likes tipping back a few beers to watch the Grey Cup. But if you plan on stealing a truck do it after you go to the bar
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
MLB revenues exceed $10 billion for the first time. Yankees' beer concessions still holding steady at $1.7 billion
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Beer company shows us how it's done when local complains about being kept awake by the light from a new billboard
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer" said the newest entrant into the Alabama Senate race, apparently unaware of the punchline's actual meaning
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Horse stops off for a quick pint before checking into Ottawa hotel
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Bourdain: There is no such thing as "manly" foods or "manly" drinks, and I regret being linked to bro cuisine. Drink all the whiskey, Scotch, bourbon, beer, or cosmopolitans you want, no matter your gender
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Thu November 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Women increasingly making wokely named artisanal cheese. "Compared with the bro-centric field of craft beer, where female brewers have struggled to get respect and recognition despite significant contributions, cheese making is a relative haven"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
California state craft home-brewer of the year is... Corona?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Australian men's soccer team coach was wavering about whether to continue on the job after guiding Socceroos to 2018 World Cup. Five beers later, he used his liquid courage to decide -- "a stereotypically Aussie scenario"
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Take my beers and that's not nearly all, Oh tainted yeast
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Corporation with big plans for any water found on Mars sending experiment to International Space Station on next resupply mission. Fark: It's Budweiser, and you better believe they have a mission patch
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Feel mellow sipping a glass of wine? Discover untapped talent in singing and dancing when drinking tequila? Feisty after a rum & coke? Here comes the science
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Hey, I got a great idea. How about this: during Sunday's game, beer is free until the Packers score. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man accused of beating his roommate to death over stolen beer told investigators he confronted his 58-year-old roommate about the Keystone Ice and fought with him, then left him lying on the floor and went to bed
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her legs after someone spiked her drink and left her on train tracks has a pretty good comedy act on Tinder
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman was cooking Thanksgiving for 18 people and then her husband went out for beer, and then I sort of just tuned the whole thing out, but it sounds like she's upset about something. Who knows. Anybody up for a beer run?
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Mon November 20, 2017
(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
Home mechanic be like... I think it is fixed... hold my beer while I go for a test drive
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"There are 5,000 craft breweries nationwide that produce a staggering 775-million gallons of beer. All that brewing creates billions of pounds of waste that often just gets thrown away, until now"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cass is "maybe the worst beer in the world"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Drinking is a luxury" in Wyoming
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(CraftBeer.com)
 
 
 
"10 peanut butter beers you'll crave"
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Thu November 16, 2017
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Connecticut state education official Stephen Wright arrested for violating probation in drunken driving arrest. When asked for a comment, he said, "24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb declines to take a position on Sunday beer sales and whether citizens need a permit for a firearm. Medicinal marijuana? Not on your life
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Are Mormons the new conscience of the GOP? Joseph Smith: Hold my root beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian surfer shows a shark who is boss
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Pol finds majority of state's residents want to be able to buy beer on Sundays. It's it A: Mississippi? B: Alabama? or C: Indiana?
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Mon November 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's not you, it's me. I'm falling in love with good beer"
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
This is actually a real photograph of Andre the Giant holding a puny beer can
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"In the history of spaceflight, no casualties due to falling space debris have ever been confirmed." China: Hold my beer and watch between 43°S and 43°N
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Thu November 09, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on lawnmower. On the bright side, he wasn't smoking grass
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
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Wed November 08, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Experts claims that cutting back on alcohol consumption can prevent cancer. The unpopular experts who never got invited to parties, one would assume. Bunch of farking killjoys
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Ric Flair documentary explains the secret to his success: 15 drinks per day and sex with over 10,000 women
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Who needs a beer keg when you can get yourself a Hidden Valley Ranch keg?
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The Church of Fark
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pepsi's tone-deaf commercial with Kendall Jenner is one of the worst commercials of all time. Coca-Cola: hold my beer
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Though oft-maligned by music critics and snobs, country music is not all rednecks, beer chugging and pick-up trucks. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for the country albums every rocker should own
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Fine Art America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old beer truck
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Chariots of Fark
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Male mammoths died in more stupid ways than females, usually after trumpeting, "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man tries to open his beer bottle with a pepper spray canister. Since this is Fark, you can probably guess how it all turned out
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Beer is not a metaphor for tax fairness
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Our city has become a giant attraction park" due to terrible phenomenon of beer bikes
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Despite magic underwear, more Utah high school seniors drinking alcohol
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So do you prefer beer from a bottle, a can, or from a keg?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Hey, you want a beer?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Samuel Adams just released a $200 beer that's illegal in 15 states"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beer festival in China has German roots, but no lederhosen. Lots of awesome pictures
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Ireland has a 'massive' alcohol problem
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Harpoon acquires Clown Shoes Beer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corona beer owner set to buy into world's largest cannabis grower. Every time you huff a blunt, a Corona gets its lime
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Sun October 29, 2017
(I4U)
 
 
 
Why do lithium-ion batteries explode? I dunno, let's call the linear accelerator people at SLAC to hold our beer while we cryo-freeze one and see what happens
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Fri October 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"While man boobs seems a small price to pay for a couple of drinks..."
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Here, hold mah beer
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
The most Wisconsin thing you'll read all day: "Man locked in Kwik Trip beer cooler stays and drinks"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court rules convenience stores can be sued for selling alcohol to intoxicated customers, cutting their business in half
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later
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Tue October 24, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man can't hold his beer, says watch this
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After roller coaster season of 2017, Cubs fans demand better beer prices at Wrigley, where a small Budweiser goes for $10 and up. "In here, you almost feel like you have to have a beer. It's punitive"
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Jamie "Can Head" Keeton has a "superpower." Can you guess what it is? Bonus: He holds a Guinness world record for it
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
White Sox bar sports the ultimate Cubs flag
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Want to learn a new language? Get drunk
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Thu October 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
No longer confined to the coasts, K-Pop infiltrates the heartland and inflames the hearts of real Americans. "We were within arm's length of people that we idolize. We went from being just fanboys and fangirls to going on beer runs for the idols"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ballpark Digest calls 'Beercheese Poutine' best new food item of 2017
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who hasn't thought, "Gee, this shower feels great, but I sure wish I had a glass of wine right now"
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to learn how to make tiny, exploding hydrogen bubbles? It's like bursting bubble wrap, but even more satisfying ... in a "hold my beer, I wanna try something" way
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist 1: "It's impossible to get grant funding lately you know? You really need a winner of an idea..." Scientist 2: "Hold my beer and watch this"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is preparing to compete in an Ironman triathlon. Subby gets winded just walking to the fridge for more beer
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Wed October 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is why you never accept a drink from a pharmacist you just met on Tinder
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man shocked when his offer of donuts doesn't prevent cops from arresting him (with smiley mugshot)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Racist with poor taste in beer finds that his GED in law doesn't prevent him from getting kicked off of the subway
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to properly store beer you're saving so it doesn't go bad and rob people at knife-point
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Video shows white student throwing drinks on black men for kneeling during national anthem
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why yes, the North American Wife Carrying Championship was this weekend. All aboard
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Sat October 07, 2017
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
So which of you beer-soaked Farkers penned this screed?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here are the states with the largest number of craft breweries. So hop to it and visit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why 'beer bellies' are a myth, and why beer is good for you
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The new season's first NHL Saturday starts with Avs/Devils @ 2pm ET, then a beer run, followed by HNiC and the rest of the games @ 7pm ET. NHL Center Ice is free until Oct. 24th, so you don't have an excuse for not watching. Less Pierre, more Ron
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's a scientific reason campfires are romantic. I'm not reading all that either, probably has to do with beer, smores
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Fri October 06, 2017
(KOAA)
 
Boobies
 
Beer 4 Boobies event saves lives (and boobies). Is there anything beer cannot do?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Currently, there are roadblocks for brewers looking to combine beer and pot, but as marijuana legalization spreads to more states, it's only a matter of time
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What's the most memorable meal you've eaten? Subby's was a baguette, .225 kilo of Pâté de Campange, some fromage and a bottle of beer, eaten on the sunny side of the Seine. What's your story?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The cup still had beer in it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts judge says it's illegal to pay any bars to serve your craft beer unless you pay all the bars to serve your craft beer
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking new study from the Romero Institute finds drinking beer makes you happy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Tennessee: Can't believe we embarrassed our state with that performance out there. Tennessee Titans: Hold my beer
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Huckabee-Sanders: "We can't find anyone to go on television and defend Trump's racism anymore." Paul Ryan: "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Budweiser's help line overwhelmed by people upset about NFL protests. Oddly, no one is complaining about their beer
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Sat September 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big games include Northwestern-Wisconsin, Miss St.-Auburn, Clemson-VT, and OK State-Texas Tech. What games are you watching? Who will have the shutout of the week? What beer are you drinking? College football kicks off at Noon ET
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: if you drink too much at Oktoberfest, the police will confiscate your baby
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yes, professional beer taster is a real job, and this brewery is hiring
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Somebody tried a whole bunch of cheap beers. So which one came out on top?
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Was there a sale on flamethrowers? Because everyone seems to be VERY VERY ANGRY today. Well, I have 2 words for you: Bunny Lingerie. This link was brought to you by Classic Fark, when beer and boobies were more important than politics or even cats
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when getting blotto drunk as a teenager was seen as a rite of passage into adulthood? Not so much with teenagers these days
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Sun September 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired and hot after working outside all day? Relax in your own beer dispensing lawn chair
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Sat September 23, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brew 12,000 gallons of beer in your backyard? Sure, why not
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The staggering numbers behind Oktoberfest. Your move, St. Patrick's Day
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