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102 headlines found matching 'Bad News'
Sat August 20, 2016
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas's July jobs report is in, and Gov. Brownback's economic policies must have hit rock bottom by now...right?
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a long time, now I'm...writing this tome. I've been away now, oh how, I've missed this home. Wait...THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread "Antici-"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, concerned Republicans. Trump announces a major shakeup to his campaign, adding two top new people. The bad news is that the campaign's new chief executive is the guy who heads up Breitbart News
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Bad news: 100,000 people will soon lose their jobs to robots. Good news, those people are lawyers
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
From the horse's mouth: latest poll results are bad news... for Hillary
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(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Google expands "Critic Reviews" feature, will allow vetted restaurant critics and local business critics to show their reviews on search-results page alongside places you google for. Sorry, Yelp and TripAdvisor, you need to do some extra work
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Bad news: Southern California is having its worst smog in years. Good news: No one has seen Pacoima since June
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Fri August 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live in Fiji and expect anything to get accomplished today, we've got some bad news for you: chances are the only reason the country isn't completely hungover is that half of them (at least) are still partying
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The trailer for Bad Santa 2 is here. Bad news: no Lauren Graham. Good news: we get an upgrade to Christina Hendricks. Bonus: the red band trailer is linked in the video; and is Not safe for work like you wouldn't believe
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Thu August 11, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
We apologize for the fault in our ad blocker. Those ads that Facebook managed to slip through have been sacked. Mynd you, Facebook ads Kan be pretti nasti
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bad news, Libertarians: the "Never Trump" movement is also the "Never Gary Johnson" movement and here are the reasons why
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Even though every critic said the Xbox One S was a blatant cash grab by Microsoft and a console no one needed, the company just sold all of them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary's lead in the polls is going the way of Monica
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists think they have an all-natural way to clean up oil spills. Bad news: The method requires fire tornadoes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analyst sees major stock market crash ahead
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
While the US Economy is flying high, the once strong Canadian economy isn't just stumbling, it's on life-support
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
9 different signs to distinguish the men's room from the ladies' room
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
L.A. Rams cancel "Rams Legends" game because of poor ticket sales. Apparently it was the first time fans heard the words "Rams" and "Legends" used together in the same sentence
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Wed August 03, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla posts $150 million Q2 loss, may miss 2016 delivery targets. When did Elon Musk adopt Chrysler's business model?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Skip pancake mix to avoid partially hydrogenated oil; try these more healthy, from-scratch recipes. Such as bourbon-maple syrup on egg nog pancakes or Rice Krispie treat pancakes with browned butter syrup. Mmmm... pancakes
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
There's something strange about this campaign ad, but I can't quite put my gun on it
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Clickbait article of the day: Hoosiers is the worst sports movie ever. The Bad News Bears Go to Japan seen smirking in corner
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The F-35 fired its gun pod for the first time. Bad news, everyone: The aiming software isn't ready yet
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Sun July 31, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Apparently, people in Canada still think the "travelling gnome prank" is funny
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Politifact)
 
 
 
PolititFact checks Michelle Obama's statement that the White House "was built by slaves." You better believe they received a lot of hate mail
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson to make it past 15% any day now, please oh god please...PLEASE. Sorry when you feel the Johnson there aint nothing else like it
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Wed July 27, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kardashian vagina maintenance tips? There's an App for that
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Following embarrassing week of bad news, Trump plummets to 7 point lead
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Tue July 26, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know who else killed himself in Berlin after getting bad news?
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Moore goes into depressing detail on why Trump will win and let's all hope he's wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TFer just launched his first book on Amazon, an epic high fantasy adventure. To celebrate, $5 Total Fark sponsorship for the first 20 people to download it Details in thread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In China, iPhonies are now as functional as iPhones while costing far less, which is bad news for Apple. "There is also a sense of pride of being a Chinese phone user and owning a Chinese phone"
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Meet your newest Tour de France champion (for the next six months until the doping scandal is revealed)
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
The good news - he'll soon be able to fap, for the first time in three years. The bad news - he'll be using someone else's hands
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone. Scientists have not only linked booze to sudden late night thread deletion, but also to seven different kinds of cancer: mouth and throat, larynx, esophagus, liver, colon, bowel, and breast. CHEERS
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The NFL has a brilliant plan for how refs can deal with the incredibly complex rules regarding when a ball has been caught: if you have any doubt, just call it incomplete
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Murderer's Row of top American historians (McCullough, Burns, Caro, Leuchtenburg, Chernow, Wilentz, et al) start Facebook page to take down Donald Trump, explain why he is so historically dangerous to the Presidency
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Shocking new poll reveals Trump trailing Hillary by a million percent in the Hispanic population. His favorable ratings were negative one billion percent, while Hillary had a 25 percent negative rating
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Fri July 15, 2016
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Governor Brownback's approval ratings are so far underwater he could be drowned in a bathtub
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only days after downing two liters of whiskey in a minute, attention whore drinks a bottle of glue. Bad news, ladies; he's already taken
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Mon July 11, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your GoPro about a year ago in a U.K. lake, then there's good and bad news. The bad is that the camera has been found, but it's toast. The good news is the that SD card is intact. Bonus: You have a new bestie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Muslims, the bad news is that only 42% of Republicans have a favorable opinion of you, the good news is everything else
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest thing that could kill you and the ones you love? Cooking with aluminum foil
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad news: One winning ticket for the $540 Million Mega Millions lottery was sold in Indiana. Good news: The total net worth of Indiana just doubled over the weekend
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla Masterplan Phase 2: ?
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Oh yes Republicans, yes Hillary just announced the expansion of the Affordable Care Act and your heart attack. Enjoy
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Mon July 04, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical storms Agatha and Blas form in Eastern Pacific. Good news: they currently pose no threat. Bad news: Who names these storms, anyway? Agatha? BLAS???
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bookies pay out bets after journalist successfully trolls everyone with his awesomely outrageous ties
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The science is in: Exercise won't help you lose much weight
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why would anyone coach kids sports nowadays?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Good News: ESPN the Magazine's upcoming 'Body Issue' to feature nude athlete on cover. Bad news: It's 325lb Vince Wilfork of the Houston Texans. (Yup, there's a pic)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you like your bagels: Plain, with cream cheese, or peanut butter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're in an Asian restaurant. Do you use the chopsticks provided or do you ask for a fork?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's bad news for any athlete when an injury includes the phrase "crushed like a grape"
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Watching Gravity. Two things I've noticed: Sandra Bullock at 47 looks better than all the women I dated from 25 until now and I had some lookers, and the Soyuz is a Starbug from Red Dwarf
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
More bad news for Da Bears fans: the Fridge is now a penniless 450-lb man who spends all day drinking in his car. "I'm home and I'm happy"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't cross the streams
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news for the British parliament: Somebody would still like to be their friend after the Brexit.The bad news for the British parliament: It is the GOP's presidential candidate Donald Trump...asking them for money
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know those Bernie voters that would flock to Trump since Hillary got the nod? Well, not so much
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Thu June 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The quest for time-travel has gone all pear-shaped
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Wed June 22, 2016
(9 News)
 
 
 
A mystery is brewing in Atlanta as someone stole a whole lot of beer there. Fark party to be announced soon
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Tue June 21, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
More bad news for the disaster that is Obamacare as healthcare costs have skyroc... Hold on, who put this chart on its side?
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canada approves assisted suicide for those facing imminent death. The bad news: If you're suffering intolerable pain from an untreatable condition you're not covered
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"The 2016 European Championships are giving Irish pubs and off-licences across the land plenty to celebrate as Irish fans back their country by drinking as much as is humanely possible"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Remember when Justin Lin announced Paramount was going to drop its lawsuit against Star Trek fan filmmakers and everyone was going to live happily together in universal peace? Yeah, about that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
1st round at rain soaked Oakmont continues, I'd keep playing I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for a while. Streaming at usopen.com, FS1 begins at 10:00am EDT
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The good news: Cures for the Zika virus are now available online. The bad news: They are all bullshiat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may secure coveted ISIS endorsement
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg (assets))
 
 
 
Granted, polls this early, particularly national polls, should be taken with a truckload of salt. Even so, the latest Bloomberg poll is really bad news for Trump. LGT to the data instead of "informed" analysis, so you can draw your own conclusions
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Sun June 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
First the good news: automobile crashes are no longer the leading cause of accidental deaths in America. Bad news: because we've drugged ourselves to the point where we can't even get in the car in the first place
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news: John Williams will be providing the score for Indiana Jones 5. Bad news: Indiana Jones 5
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump is not yet pulling enough white votes to be competitive
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Wed June 08, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
So you say RG3 can't hit the side of a garage, huh?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Toll bridge in Boston will swing both ways
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's how to stop your computer from overheating by stacking copper coins on it
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Chris Evans calls the new Top Gear a "hit." Think he's missing an "s" somewhere
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Sun May 29, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you live in the OKC area and don't relish the idea of standing in line at the airport, I have some bad news for you
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bad news: If you bought an Xbone, you're officially the Jim Cramer of gamers
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Miss Cleo of investing, says it's time to buy stocks in the "most hated" sectors
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Are you being sent to jail by a racist robot?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wait a minute, they are making figurines based on the The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game from 1989? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY QUARTERS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As Baby Boomers are approaching their twilight years, they are less healthy than seniors of previous generations
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that Bernie is through, and has been for a month or two, Hillary's poll numbers should start going back up, right?
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones director admits there may be a new romance in the show. And yes, it's the one you're hoping for
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Nile crocodiles will eat the Burmese pythons but Florida won't get cold enough in the winter to kill mountain gorillas. You fools
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver statistically isolates the effect of Bernie Bros. This is bad news...for Clinton
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Google might have to dig into their pocket changes as the EU is set to fine the company €1.1 billion, the equivalent of $3.4 billion in real 'Murican money
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Sat May 14, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's grosser than gross? Finding rat DNA in your hamburger. What's grosser than that? Also finding human DNA in your hamburger
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
After cancelling fan favorite "Nashville," ABC just goes ahead and cancels the rest of its lineup except for "Grey's Anatomy," which they didn't realize was still running
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Why sticking two elevators in one shaft isn't just a good idea, it might be the greatest idea ever
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have discovered the ultimate pesticide that kills unwanted bugs without harming humans, pets, birds, fish and beneficial insects. Now the bad news: You have to harvest it from the venom of the deadly funnel-web spider
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Libertarian" billionaire backer of mass surveillance software endorses Trump
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Sun May 08, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If all the vultures went extinct it would be hard for the ecosystem to carrion
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I have good news and bad news, DC Farkers. The good news is that there's finally a plan to fix Metro. The bad news is that it's going to require "sacrifice from all of us." Mainly you, though
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(Bidness Etc)
 
 
 
In a relationship that had about as much of a chance from the beginning as Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, AT&T ends its partnership with Yahoo
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The good news is that Daesh has been wiped out in Ramadi. The bad news is so have the buildings
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Mon May 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Taking a break from discovering unmeltable chocolate & how herring communicate, scientists actually make a major breakthrough in determining the cause of breast cancer
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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Fri April 29, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil apologises for having received $305 from Ole Miss coaching staff to pay his mother's utility bills, discrediting the NCAA
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Defense Tech)
 
Video
 
Good news: Skynet is here. Bad news: In Russia
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