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44 headlines found matching 'Bad News'
Wed October 15, 2014
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: Federal Judge blocks WI election law. Bad news: The one that prohibits coordination between candidates and outside money groups on TV ads
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Mon October 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
S&P downgrades Finland's debt rating from AAA to AA+. Which would be bad news if there was anyone in the world who actually knows what that means
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The good news is that Nebraska police have curtailed home-grown meth. The bad news is that Mexican cartels are filling the void
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Thu October 09, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: marijuana-infused soft drinks exist. Bad news: they're exploding on the store shelves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: We're living longer than ever before. Bad News: We're living longer than ever before
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Wed October 08, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
7th Heaven trifecta of bad news in play as actress who played Sarah Glass dies in her sleep
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Thu October 02, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good News: The current head of the Secret Service is stepping down after several fiascoes. BAD News (for all of us): The new head of the Secret Service is from Comcast's Cyber Security Department
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Good news: FCC unanimously dumps the NFL's TV blackout rules. Bad news: Raiders, Jaguars, and Rams games will always be televised
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Sun September 28, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
It's official: "The Mentalist" will end in 2015 after seven seasons. This is bad news... for your grandparents whose dial is stuck on CBS
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Eating a deep-fried Mars bar found to increase your chance of having a stroke before you've even finished the thing. This is more bad news for Scotland
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Good News: Rumors of the Undertaker in bad shape untrue. Bad News: Rumors of Fred Durst still performing are true
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Tue September 16, 2014
(World Science Festival)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Freedom Hacker)
 
 
 
If you transferred all your nude pictures to Google we've got some bad news for you
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: US prepares for global warming. The bad news: By coming up with euphemisms for it
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
I'm afraid that I have some bad news for those of you who raced out to pay $200 for an Amazon Fire Phone. Beyond the fact that you're using an Amazon Fire Phone, I mean
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trial is set in US court over the DOJ lawsuit seeking to strike down TX's voter suppressi-excuse me, voter ID law. Bad news for the defense: the trial is before US District Court Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos
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Wed August 27, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Bad news for Hello Kitty fans: Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that the rat poison deployed in Central Park is killing off all the rats. The bad news is that it's also killing off all the dogs, cats, great horned owls, golden eagles and foxes in Central Park as well
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Good news: only 10% of the chemicals in fracking fluids are toxic to mammals. Bad news: there's another third whose toxicity is completely unknown
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Mon August 18, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone drinking Corona. Also, there might be glass in your beer
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Sat August 16, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Subby hates to be the bearer of bad news but Sand Worms are a real thing now. Watch one in action here
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The good news Britain is that your invasion of giant barrel jellyfish hasn't been that bad. The bad news is lethal Portuguese Man-of-War jellyfish are invading because of tropical storm Bertha
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The good news: we can cure Hepatitis-C with only 84 pills. The bad news: each pill is $84,000. The tragedy: that's enough to power Total Fark for 1,400 years
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Wed August 06, 2014
(The Enlightened Redneck)
 
 
 
Good news: some states give "safe points" on your driver's license for not having any infractions. Bad news: cops in other states can't tell the difference between "safe points" and the regular kind
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: Obamacare is *still* more popular than Congress. Bad News: It's as popular as Obama
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The good news is that you probably don't have celiac disease. The bad news is you're a hypochondriac
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Good News - Christoph Waltz joins the 5th 'Pirates of the Caribbean' Movie. Bad News - There's going to be a 5th 'Pirates of the Caribbean' Movie
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
New mini-lasers can detect explosives anywhere: Great news for humans, bad news for bomb-sniffing dogs
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for CNN: They still have a viewer, and he wants to buy them. Bad news for CBS: It's their president
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad news for chocolate lovers: the price of Hershey's chocolate is going up. Worse news for chocolate lovers: Hershey's is still considered to be chocolate
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good News: Danica McKellar is engaged. Bad News: Not to you
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For California death row inmates we have good news and bad news. The good news is that the death penalty in California has been found unconstitutional. The bad news is it's because they aren't executing you quick enough
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Sun July 13, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Good news: We have mercifully made it to the end of TNT's Sprint Cup coverage. Bad news: Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson are your front row starters. It's the Camping World RV 301, live at 1pm ET on LOLTNT
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Unemployment drops to 6.1%. This is bad news, for Obama
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Good news on the global warming front as scientists announce Earth has lived through it before. The bad news is last time the oceans rose 18 feet. So unless you're a plebe that can't afford vast ocean front property, you're screwed
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Mon July 07, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Bad news, honey. Hackers remotely turned off my birth control chip and now I'm pregnant"
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad news everyone, Courtney Love is planning on assaulting our ears once more. This time in a duet with train-wreck and former child star Miley Cyrus
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you thought the Air Force's worst boondoggle in recent memory, the F-35, couldn't get any more boondogglery, well we've got some bad news for you
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Good news: ISIL no longer exists as an organization. Bad news: Because it dropped the "IL" and anointed its leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as Caliph of the Muslim world. This should end well
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The good news: You're not going to jail. The bad news: Because you died
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Tue June 24, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents who waited 18 years to have the house back, I have bad news: "Boomerang kids" are not leaving anytime soon, and if you wait for them to just "figure things out," they'll just outlive you
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