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80 headlines found matching 'Bad News'
Wed May 24, 2017
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
But, but, but... where did everyone go?
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Good news: Eighteen cable companies promise to support net neutrality. Bad news: None of them will put it in writing
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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Fri May 19, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So, Trump's big speech on Islam that he's giving in Saudi Arabia? It's being written by notorious islamophobe Stephen Miller. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, millennials, but looks like you may have to surrender your trophy for "Most Entitled Generation" to the baby boomers. Don't worry, they'll be dead soon. You can have it back then
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the 'Cow Poop Bingo' has been cancelled at North Andover's 45th annual Sheep Shearing Festival this weekend
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European courts level a series of trade rulings against Britain that will be imposed upon Brexit, creating a massive political minefield for Theresa May to maneuver
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's is selling curly fries again
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need some more bad news? The probability of an asteroid hitting the Earth is 10 times higher than we thought, and NASA is still 10 years away from a reliable defense system
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
House of Cards' stars say, unfortunately our show cannot out-crazy Trump. I mean, we could have Spacey do hand-stands on the White House lawn in a tu-tu and that would seem tame compared to Trump and his antics
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you bought some gold bars from a couple of teenagers in Oregon, I have some bad news for you
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
From the "We hate to say you've been doing it all wrong but...you've probably been doing it all wrong" file comes the brushing and flossing edition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It may sound counter intuitive, but sometimes having too much experience on your resume can hurt you. Here's exactly how many years of work you should reveal
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The governor asked me, 'I'd like you to burn more coal.' Well, we don't have any more coal plants. We're not going to build any more coal plants. That's not going to happen"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you recently moved from Florida to Alaska hoping to avoid giant baby-eating snakes, we have some bad news for you
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The good news is that Sean Waltman hasn't relapsed. The bad news is that Sean Waltman is now selling drugs
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Think you're underpaid at work? Here's how to know
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's 100 days have been bad news ... for Obama
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well the White House Press briefing is over for the day, and the good news is that Spicer managed to get through it without defending Hitler, even once. The bad news? He DID praise Kim Jong Un for "managing to lead a country forward at a young age"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
The bad news about arresting zombie chicks is they can do life sentences standing on their heads
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
Good news: We gave our government agency employees pay raises to be competitive and reduce turnover. Bad news: We didn't really have the money to do that, so we are laying off and furloughing those employees
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Top 25 films people have seen more than 5 times. The good news: Not a slideshow. The bad news: None of the ones you've seen 5x+ are on it
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan
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Sun April 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas warns residents about largest outbreak of mumps in over two decades. If only there were something, say a common vaccine, that could have prevented such an outbreak
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Sat April 15, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Consumer prices are dropping. Bad news: Consumer prices are dropping
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Your brain's ability to make random decisions peaks at age 25. Roll 1D6 for each year over 25 to find out how bad
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Thu April 13, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Should schools provide children with free lunches? It will definitely help out quite a few but bad news for the big kid who eats more than one school lunch in a single day
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Are you a Destiny player looking forward to Destiny 2? Have I got some bad news for you
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Thu April 06, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news: It looks like we might have found a way to give the F-35 more air-to-ground firepower. Bad news: The F-35 still can't hit a moving target on the ground with any weapon
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Tue April 04, 2017
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Soccer pussyfoots out on franchise name winner "Footy McFooty Face", due to purported trolling by 'L.A. Galaxy' fans
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Looking to stop biting your nails? Edible prosecco-flavored nail polish won't help
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Trump's approval ratings have dropped so hard that not even IBD can polish this turd
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is bad news... for a llama
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the next generation of RAM, DDR5, will reportedly be twice as fast as this generation's DDR4 technology. Bad news: you ain't gonna see it around anytime soon
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(Which?)
 
 
 
The British version of Consumer Reports tests the battery life of laptops to see which live up to their advertising claims. Can you guess whose gormless boffins know bugger all about their jobs, the bloody tossers?
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news: craft brewery numbers are up. Bad news: some have 'tasting room ambassadors' instead of bartenders
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump can learn about the press from Dubya
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Americablog)
 
 
 
Trump's supermarket mouthpiece, The National Enquirer, has branded disgraced General Michael Flynn a Russian Spy. The End Is Nigh
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Fri March 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So grey hair and stress go hand-in-hand, huh? Yeah, about that
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Thu March 23, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Study shows most cancers are random, are unavoidable. Science to the left; calm, rational discussion on the right. Choose your side carefully
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The bad poetry of Donald Trump
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Mon March 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor, can you keep the money? Short answer: no. Long answer: 10 years in prison no
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Sun March 19, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The times of your life are still ahead of you ... well maybe some of you
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Cheerios is giving away 100 million wildflower seeds to help honeybees
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, creepers be creeping
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The rich history of vandalizing property belonging to Donald Trump
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The FBI is fully cooperating with the Russia investigation
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're a reptile breeder you can try and produce additional healthy species, or you can spend 8 years to create a snake with a pattern of emoji smiley faces
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Patriots' wheelings and dealings net them the the Saints' 4th round pick. NFL: Not so fast Bill, we're not done with you yet. But hey, thanks for playing
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans phoned in nearly 2 billion takeout orders last year, as we continue to not get near the stove or off the couch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news NASCAR fans, there will no longer be two boring races in New Hampshire. Bad news NASCAR instead of adding a road course, there will be a second race in Las Vegas
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop the CIA from turning all of your electronic devices into spies that will steal all of your secrets. Assuming you have any secrets anybody cares about
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Fri March 03, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Tourists to the Moon will face constant vomiting and the need to pee. In other words, it's basically like a weekend frat party
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Science covered in the news is more likely to be overturned. FAKE SCIENCE
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Tue February 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The best and worst retailers in America
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Mon February 27, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Relaunched $52 Nokia 3310 is back in the market, and far more popular at Mobile World Congress with millennials than the latest and greatest smartphones. Phone features more rounded curves, brighter colors, most of the 3310's DNA
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While "Radioactive Boars" would make a great name for a grunge band, when they are found roaming close to Chernobyl, it can be frightening
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Wed February 22, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The good news is that YouTube's unskippable 30-second ads will go away. The bad news is that it won't happen until next year
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but...
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Atari's Swordquest returns. You still don't have a clue how to win
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Early 2020 poll indicates Trump is trailing "UNNAMED DEMOCRAT" but is leading "Elizabeth Warren"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump's economic plan calling for 25 million new American jobs in the next decade and four percent annual growth only works if everybody in America works 80 hours a week until they're 90 because no immigration. Here comes the demographics
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news: brain cancer can be stopped. Bad news: with rabies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In two years, people will be so sick of Trump's shiat that Democrats will win back congress in the midterm elections and 30 seconds after that, begin impeachment proceedings
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Seagulls do not support Brexit
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is struggling as shoppers discover they can buy healthy for much less than a whole paycheck
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: you didn't die from MRSA. Bad news: you smell like you died from MRSA
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Good news: Controversial protest at UC Berkeley succeeds. Bad news: At driving pre-sales of Milo Yiannopoulos's new book through the roof
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
The good news: Uber just came up with a streamlined new process. The bad news: It's to help people quit Uber. Honest-to-God item on Uber's roadmap: Engineer our own demise
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Attention, Liberals, this poll should make you feel good and hopeful
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal the dismal conditions during the dinosaurs' last days, nearly 5,000 years ago
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Good News: Your steaks this year are going to be cheaper. Bad News: You cheap farkers are putting ranchers out of business
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Train trips can be comfortable enough to fall asleep on. This is bad news if you are the driver
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but Trump's nominee for U.S. treasury secretary has been accused of being untruthful with the Senate during the confirmation process #alternativefacts
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Good news: Kyocera unveils new phone that can be washed in soap and water. Bad news: It's a Kyocera
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although it's a cool band name, Dessert Without Bees is actually pretty depressing
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Some say the British Parliament is like Congress with a 2-drink minimum. Well, the Belgian Parliament is literally like Congress with an open bar
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