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56 headlines found matching 'BSO'
Fri September 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Navy announces plans to retire four aging and obsolete ships, bringing the size of its navy down to -4
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(62)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do children learn when their parents hit them? Absolutely nothing
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(416)
 
(Push Square)
 
 
 
Just one year into its technological life cycle, Sony admits that its PS4 technology is already obsolete
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(86)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. Unions are out there. They can't be collectively bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until the economy is dead
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(141)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight (not valid if our driver crushes himself)
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hardcore conservative Grover Norquist goes to Burning Man and absolutely loves it. "The demand for self-reliance at Burning Man toughens everyone up. There are few fools, and no malingerers"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Atoms superradiate light because superabsorption. It's not news, it's quantum
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(7)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing at stake for his cellar-dwelling team and nobody paying any attention, A.J. Burnett strikes out 12 in dominant performance
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
According to Oxford researchers a quantum effect in which excited atoms team up to emit an enhanced pulse of light can be turned on its head to create super-absorbing systems to make the ultimate camera. I could have thought of that
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Have Red Bull and Ferrari used the summer break to find some speed? Did Mercedes figure out where the gremlins preventing absolute domination were residing? This is your Belgian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 7:30am EDT
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, sons of biatches confirm that "hair of the dog" is absolutely the best hangover cure
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon Kindle less absorbent than paper
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(19)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None
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(81)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Phoenix, Arizona in absolute chaos as water fell from the sky. "What is this new devilry?"
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update causing BSoD on Window 7 machines. Microsoft urges everyone to just buy Windows 8 already
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(86)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists absolutely certain the Earth is either warming or cooling
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(101)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
With release of major August updates to Windows 8.1 and Internet Explorer, Microsoft declares Patch Tuesday obsolete, humbly asks you to consider one Tuesday per month as "Update Tuesday"
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Tue August 12, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Design team builds windowless aircraft that looks like it has a transparent skin when you're inside it because you needed your mind absolutely blown today
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Sun August 10, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey dropped by his record label, which should surprise absolutely no one, considering he just publicly blasted them for failing to support his newest album
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(38)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant's decision to withdraw from Team USA is because of fatigue, and is absolutely in no way at all due to OkC looking at Paul George's horrific leg injury and saying "Yeah, you're pulling out of that shiat"
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
You should understand that the absolute best thing about 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is Megan Fox
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why is there so much outright fraud in stem cell research, and should we take this as absolute proof that we can't trust scientists to tell us the truth about anything?
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(60)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
We've absolutely no farking idea if you're one of 1.2 billion users who had their ID stolen by Russian hackers, but hey, we set up this new company where we'll let you know if your accounts appear in hacker databases for only $120 a year *wink*
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Although absolutely nobody watched the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, here are the 10 weirdest moments from the competition. Who knew table tennis players were the best at victory celebrations?
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newspaper that brought down a President publishes a self-absorbed column on motherhood featuring the words "powerful pregnancy crotch sweat." Somewhere Woodward and Bernstein are rolling over in their graves
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As weird as it is with the music, the video for Turn Down for What is absolutely terrifying without the music
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(23)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently using your own property how you see fit is absolutely horrible and should be stopped at all costs. Yes, it's in San Francisco, how did you know?
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(228)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists are now absolutely certain that they don't know if Antarctic ice has increased or decreased, or why there is a problem with the method of determining this
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Wed July 23, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Undercover operation submits fake Obamacare applications to test the system's verification procedures - and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, nearly all the fake applications were approved
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Je crois que non, certainement pas, absolument pas, non et non, non non non non non
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(84)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Modder turns Crysis 2 into third-person shooter. "The result is absolutely terrifying"
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Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama absolutely the most transparent president ever, White House spokesman joshed in earnest
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no-one, Tea Party economic policies are destroying Kansas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia dad claims abandoned African region of Bir Tawil, establishes absolute monarchy, just to make his 7 year old daughter an actual Princess
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know those "Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president" bumper stickers the VA GOP disavowed all responsibility for? Well for something they had absolutely nothing to do with, they certainly have lots of them to give out at their HQ
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The VA GOP would like you to know that it is absolutely NOT behind all those 'Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President' bumper stickers appearing all across the state
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(Time)
 
 
 
Contained in a recent study that surprises absolutely no one, 42% of Millennials describe themselves as being "socialists". Also contained in the report which surprises even less, only 16% of them know what "socialist" means
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Thu July 03, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Since 2009, when the annual budget deficit reached a peak of $1.5 trillion, it has fallen steadily. This is an absolute disaster and President Obama's single greatest failure
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"So Johnny Manziel, Floyd Mayweather, Tyga, and Tyrese Gibson are at Justin Bieber's house..." So begins the douchiest story ever
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton are absolutely, positively, without any measure of a doubt, crushing the right-wing in a) morals, b) scruples or c) book sales. (wait, really? We're putting this as an option?)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Those who said Hillary Clinton would be shot have been sacked. The sackers of the guy who said Hillary would be shot have also been sacked. We put this new GOP Llama in on very short notice and absolutely no budget
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Wed June 25, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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Sun June 22, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
66% of consumers wrongly believe that when food is lableled "natural" it actually means something. "Under federal labeling rules, the word natural means absolutely nothing"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Williams break through after taking the front row? Will Mercedes solve the mechanical issues that are stopping absolute domination? This is your F1 Austrian Grand Prix Discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30am EDT on NBCSN
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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(36)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Honey Boo Boo is a monstrous brat
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(53)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That white blood cell is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
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(29)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"This is absolute crap that I am cited and fined for having saggy pants. I am appealing this"
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(252)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You should sit down for this absolutely shocking news: the Las Vegas shooters were known for spouting white power propaganda, bragging about their extensive gun collection, and joining Cliven Bundy in his standoff against the BLM
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Thu June 05, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
Obsolete technology has given our language lots of things, aside from Clippy jokes
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The only thing that could make this story absolutely perfect for the cable news nets were if Bergdahl were to be on a plane that went missing while on a flight to Benghazi
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
To absolutely no one's surprise Maureen Dowd is really bad at getting high. "I felt a scary shudder go through my body and brain. I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me"
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(181)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The absolute worst music videos of the '90s make us long for the good old days of Billy Squier and Wham
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(83)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Pulptastic)
 
 
 
22 photos where we have absolutely no idea what is going on
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(55)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yasiel Puig goes to the top of the leaderboard with the absolute best outfield catch of the year, without breaking an arm or wrist
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