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53 headlines found matching 'BSO'
Sat August 20, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
...which is absolutely none
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Fri August 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sorority girls chanting will absolutely terrify you
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Of all the internet crazes you've witnessed, which is the absolute worst? Planking? Harlem Shake? Ice bucket challenge?
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Tue August 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having put away Tom Brady for not cooperating, NFL sets its sights on four other players to suspend for PEDs. Peyton Manning still absolutely cleared by extremely thorough investigation
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Ruh-roh, Thomas Gibson has hired a lawyer after his Criminal Minds firing
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thomas Gibson pulls a Jeremy Clarkson
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Did you call THAT a wedding dress? In Brazil, absolutely YES
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thomas Gibson gets into a slap-fight with a producer on the set of Criminal Minds, gets suspended for one or two episodes
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Listen to master storyteller Vin Scully give the history behind Boston's 'Beantown' nickname. More proof that Vin Scully knows absolutely everything
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative whackjob David Barton says there are "biblical standards" at play for the President of the United States. He even lists all of them, but Donald Trump meets absolutely none of the requirements. But he still endorses him
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Democrats absolutely, positively, categorically want big money out of politics. Just not right this second, please
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(Wired)
 
 
 
DARPA stealing their ideas from Hackers movie. Honeycombs of colored hexagons represent software services running inside the machines, and various colored beams show data flowing into these services. Hacking the Gibson
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Remember when Jimi Hendrix toured with the Monkees? To the surprise of absolutely no one (then or now), it didn't go over all that well
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I don't bring up the possibility that Trump has already been bribed or blackmailed by Putin because I don't know enough to really discuss it. I will say there are people who continue bring it up as they think it was absolutely bribery and blackmail
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Sun July 24, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Who says you can't rise through a company anymore? Meet the former pizza delivery guy worth an absolute fortune
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Thu July 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not that anyone has ever accused Trump of being a chessmaster anyway, but even by his standards, openly feuding with the sitting Republican governor of the one state he absolutely must win to have any shot at the White House is a real headscratcher
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name three currently existing things which you think will become completely obsolete in ten years
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Sun July 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cleveland police union chief blasts Ohio's open-carry gun laws, calling it "absolute insanity." Especially since the city is going to be full of card-carrying, gun-carrying racist Republicans angered at everything
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Four reasons Mike Pence is literally the absolute worst
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely nobody who wasn't a few grapes short of a bunch, Darryl Strawberry played hide the banana with female fans he picked out of the crowd in between innings in the Big Apple. ...Eggplant emoji
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are toxic workplaces so damn fascinating? To the people who don't work in them, of course. The rest of us are absolutely terrified
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter: Who do you choose, Hillary or Trump? Charles Koch: Why do I have to choose? You going to kill me if I don't? You can try boy, but I've killed so many people I've lost track and I ate my previous victims to absorb their strength
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Mon July 11, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
One thing is for certain: absolutely no one of even slight prominence in the black community thinks that the Dallas shooter is a mart...oh goddamnit
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Wed July 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
TSA and American Airlines announce new venture that could speed up security lines while still doing absolutely nothing to actually make anyone any safer. Just like everything else the TSA has done before. But hey, faster lines
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Tue July 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can you shoot off fireworks from your dock? Absolutely. Should you shoot off fireworks from your dock? Let's ask this guy
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Fri July 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Absolutely Fabulous movie isn't
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Dobson: "When I said Donald Trump had converted to Christianity, I didn't mean Donald Trump had converted to Christianity"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Former Colts RB accidentally kills himself at Mike Riehl's Roseville Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Dealership on Gratiot Avenue, where they have an absolutely huge new vehicle inventory with hundreds of new vehicle models for sale at competitive prices
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a story that comes as a surprise to absolutely no one on planet Earth, Jamie Lynn Spears found out she was pregnant in a gas station bathroom
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Well, I'm about to. Can you absolve me of my sins before I attack you?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It is absolutely true that San Francisco has flipped for Bernie," This was not true
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
"Mr. Cruz, Will you support Donald Trump?" *crickets*. "Mr. Cruz, will you support Senator Rubio?" "Absolutely"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Evangelist preacher James Dobson says Donald Trump "Just accepted a relationship with Christ." Wait, wouldn't that be his fifth marriage?
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have UFO hunters finally found 'absolute proof of life' on Mars? Short answer: No. Long answer: Why don't you go over and play with yourself in the corner while the adults talk among themselves
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Heroes of the day: the 62% of the German population who have absolutely nothing against advertisements showing bare breasts
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Thu June 16, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Because absolutely no one demanded it, Mike Myers is coming back with more Shrek movies. Just slightly better than a Love Guru sequel
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Help Mel Gibson design a poster for his sequel to The Passion of The Christ
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump says he "absolutely would not ban" assault rifles, because Americans need assault rifles to protect themselves against other Americans, who all have assault rifles
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Suprising absolutely no one, Hamilton wins Best Musical. In other news, a new block of Hamilton tickets just went on s... and they're gone
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family's James Dobson says--stay with me on this--"Trans-inclusive bathroom policies violate Levitical prohibition on prostituting your daughter"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson will blame the Jews again with a sequel to 'The Passion of the Christ'. Nailed it
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Absolutely nobody is watching the NHL Finals this year
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How can House Democrats ask to review the GOP's Benghazi report before it is to be released? Everyone knows it contains absolutely no wrongdoing
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Houma Today)
 
 
 
It is absolutely unlawful to recreationally violate shrimping; and international concealment of fish, well that is right out
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Fri May 27, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
People drowning fleeing their homes, absolute batshait nuts election, and this... this is what is deemed newsworthy? Can you flip a bottle as well as some kid did in a high school talent contest?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson reveals he was asked to join the MCU. But what's really interesting is how much the writer of the article dislikes Mel Gibson
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
US Army Laser Chief: 'We Absolutely Blew Lots of Things Up'
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hate UberPOOL? Yeah, you and absolutely everyone else: "Our ridesharing overlords take two separate Uber rides and combine them into a real life exercise in game theory. Nobody has any idea what the hell your experience is going to be like"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
And because he has nothing better to do Mark Cuban says he would "absolutely" consider being Hillary Clinton's vice president
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one on planet Earth, another Kardashian family member sex tape has surfaced
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Mon May 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian court absolves men of bloodcurdling public goat slaughter. To be fair, it's not like they were geologists or anything
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut pays homage to Fark, introduces bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. "The crust is absolutely better than the rest of the pizza"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Finally, the one scandal that will absolutely end Donald Trump: he cheats at golf. In related news, do we call this Golfgate or Golfghazi?
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