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Thu April 17, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Defense One)
 
 
 
WAR. Huh, good God: What is it good for? Absolutely four things, say it again
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(135)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The absolutely most amazingly beautiful photos of snails you'll probably ever see today
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(23)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: I positively, absolutely, indubitably, understandably, irrevocably, was never, ever, an FBI informant. This is slander of the gander, a noose that's on the loose, a reprobate in my prostate, a revolution in devolution
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why the GOP, and particularly Mitch "Our top priority is to make Obama a one-term president" McConnell, will absolutely, positively, without a modicum of doubt, hate this week's New Yorker cover
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(120)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
$3.99 Android app shoots to the top of Google Play sales charts despite having absolutely no functionality at all
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(53)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He described it as "a Pre-Constitutionalist Community that offers those who seek True patriotism and are looking for absolute Freedom by doing the Will of God"
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Mon March 31, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
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AMATEUR VIDEO: Female walking through Tuscon NCAA riots is absolutely blindsided by a Tuscon police officer. Contains lots of profanity from bystanders
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Good news: Author says lawyers will be obsolete soon. Bad news: Because law will be controlled by bitcoin technology
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(67)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I started off laughing, but the ending left me absolutely speechless
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(25)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The report on Christie's role in Bridgegate, put out by his lawyers, says that Christie is absolved of all sins, Bridget Anne Kelly is an emotional woman and that Christie is really quite a swell guy once you nominate him for President
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To the delight of absolutely NO ONE (except scientists), the Chinese Winged Snake is apparently not extinct after all
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(38)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So after Christopher Nolan's CinemaCon appearance, we still know absolutely nothing about 'Interstellar'
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(19)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Minnesota Twins play hilarious March Madness prank on Wichita State alum Mike Pelfrey. Shockers? Absolutely
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(15)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The origins of 8 nearly obsolete phrases. Don't touch that dial. Film at 11
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for trying to sell purloined boat parts, will get a stern lesson in the law
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft should just rename Internet Explorer to something else because the latest browser is absolutely nothing like the shiatty ancestors that share the same name
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(137)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In news that should surprise absolutely nobody, Qatar bribed FIFA officials to get the World Cup
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(47)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The high school dance is becoming obsolete, with these damn kids today preferring to just drink and fark without all the needless pageantry and expense
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"4 bands we wrongly hated when they tried to change." Reasoned analysis to the left, "Bargains imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute savings." GIF's to the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Buy MH370.com today and we'll throw in youregoingtohell.com absolutely free
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Alaska, even the Derp. Meet Joe Miller the Tea Party primary candidate for AK Senate who accuses of Obama of instituting "religious apartheid" and believes in the absolute right of private employers to practice discrimination
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats failing to win a special election in Florida, for a seat that they haven't held in 21 years, is absolute, unabashed, unbiased proof that they are totally and irrevocably screwed in 2014. Book it. Done
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Mon March 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Right-wing talkers celebrate new-found hero Matthew McConaughy. Glenn Beck: "I absolutely love this guy. Where has he been hiding?"
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Wed February 26, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study shows that late-night use of your smartphone saps your work productivity the next day. Which makes absolutely no sense, as subby uses his every night and *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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Tue February 25, 2014
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Bathtub sex - "a good idea on paper but an absolute disaster in practice"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney warns that Hagel's proposed cuts to the Army are "absolutely dangerous" and would cause long-term damage to the military. And if anybody knows about causing long-term damage to the military, it's Dick Cheney
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"There really is a God. I was shot at and my Bible absorbed the bullets"
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(122)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(Catster)
 
 
 
Mercury, a kitten who lost his front paws in an accident when he was only 4 days old, has absolutely no idea that he is supposed to be disabled. In fact, he does the best T. Rex impression you will ever see on Caturday
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Thu February 20, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Perennial losing consultant Bob Shrum thinks that Hillary Clinton is an absolute shoo in to be our next president and that we probably shouldn't even bother having an election in 2016
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Can dogs have OCD? Absolutely. They will obsess over steak
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(14)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Istanbul becoming an absolute clusturducken
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(45)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
The giant black hole of suck that is Comcast is set to absorb Time Warner
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Mon February 10, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC Chairman says the GOP will "absolutely" use the Lewinsky scandal against Hillary; because, frankly a twenty-year old sex scandal is pretty much all they got. Not exactly like they can run on the party's accomplishments,or ideas now can they?
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Sat February 08, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon's final show as host of Late Night hit an all-time high as viewers wanted to make absolutely certain this wasn't some giant hoax perpetuated by NBC
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Fri February 07, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
US magazine sales are in the toilet, which may explain the fact that sub-literate Game Informer and two absolute magazine horrors are among the top three in what sales remain
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Sun February 02, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Two years ago, SWAT teams confiscated wood from Gibson Guitar. The government has returned that wood, and now you can buy a guitar with that wood embellished with an eagle grasping a neck
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Mon January 20, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely no one who's wintered there, Canadians among top users of antidepressants
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Thu January 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to take pictures of smiling, happy babies rather than screaming sacks of meat in absorbant pants, tickle the infants lightly with a warm hair dryer (with photo evidence)
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Wed January 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Only 27 percent of new parents are compulsive, self-absorbed attention whores
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Tue January 14, 2014
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
New study finds 80 percent of people support green products, but almost no one wants to pay extra because labels such as 'green' and 'organic' and 'eco-' have lost all their meaning after years of being slapped on absolutely everything
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Mon January 13, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The secret to enjoying beets. Step 1: Don't eat them, they're absolutely disgusting
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I absolve you of your sins, unless the 49ers win, in which case you're all going to hell
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Central African Republic officials want to emphasize that that there is no cannibalism in militia groups. Absolutely none, and when they say none, they mean there is a certain amount, more than they are prepared to admit
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Sun January 12, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Men are obsolete. Or will be after we get rid of that spider in the tub
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Thu January 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toddler from expletive filled video removed from the home. When asked to comment, the boy replied "I do believe this is a travesty. In due time, the truth will come out, and my loving family will be absolved of any wrong doing." (paraphrased)
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Wed January 08, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There is absolutely no reason for the Colts to show up on Saturday - "this is something of a joke"
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Mon January 06, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans: The War on Poverty. Huh. Good God, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Just say it again
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(io9)
 
 
 
Behold the absolute mind-bogglery of a knuckleball in flight
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(17)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because men who buy Corvette Stingrays have absolutely nothing to prove, ever, GM is adding dashcams to all new models that create a video-game like HUD. On the plus side, our national penis length average is about to go up a little bit
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(157)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What you drink influences how you vote. Like Absolut or Stolichnaya? Yer likely a Democrat. Enjoy Crown Royal or Jim Beam? Yep, Republican. Love Jägermeister or tequila? Just stay home
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(186)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
To further prove that Jahi McMath has absolutely no chance of recovering, Terri Schaivo supporters have taken up the cause
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(171)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Airline CEO predictions: "Google's 'put me there' technology implemented into its maps software renders all airlines obsolete"
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Tue December 31, 2013
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Republicans in Utah are considering drafting a second marriage amendment, this one to absolutely guarantee, for suresies, that churches really would not be forced into performing gay marriages
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Sun December 29, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "I think it was absolutely a mistake for President Obama and Harry Reid to force a government shutdown." The balls on this guy
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(317)
 


Sun December 22, 2013
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
President Putin's spokesman, responding to suggestions Mikhail Khodorkovsky was forced into exile, says he is "absolutely" free to return to Russia. Khodorkovsky: I don't think so, Vladimir
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Fri December 20, 2013
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
At least 12 bald eagles in Utah have died from a mystery illness that absolutely nobody will claim is God's response to today's gay marriage ruling
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Thu December 19, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Apologies in advance to all the people who will be put out by something that has absolutely nothing to do with them"
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