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Thu May 25, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says that GOP Congressional candidate Gregg Gianforte's assault on a reporter is absolutely unacceptable for a would-be public official, you know, "Unless the reporter deserved it"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics' sales are in freefall. Who's to blame? Absolutely everyone and everything except Marvel, of course
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Thu May 18, 2017
(France 24)
 
 
 
NATO, once vital, then obsolete, then important, is now obsolete again
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Howard Jacobson's new novel is a satire about a truculent, egomaniacal, moronic, and entirely charmless child who ascends to a position of enormous power. It is called "Pussy"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quotes taken out of context "Tom Cruise... wearing subtly hidden knee pads to absorb the impact"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Parents Of The Year give daughter a vodak party for turning 13. She Absolutly blew a .32
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Learning absolutely nothing from history, the SEC approves a quadruple-leveraged ETF for the investor who wants to lose everything but is too poor to get a margin account
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Credit cards, ATMs could now be obsolete in India by 2020. Mostly because they could never design an ATM that could take two chickens and a goat
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Sun April 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The USS Carl Vinson started joint drills with two Japanese destroyers in the western Pacific Ocean on Sunday, according to officials who absolutely pinky-sweared that the aircraft carrier was really there this time
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
15 reasons why this Star Wars film is the absolute worst in the franchise
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
The AI has analyzed your life and attitudes and determined you are at high risk for futurecrime, so I sentence you to an additional 15 years in prison. Is this A) a scene from a Gibson novel B) a nightmare future? C) happening right now?
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Thu April 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was never obsolete, dumbass. Just because you don't know what NATO does or how it works doesn't mean it was ever obsolete. It just means you were an ignorant twit
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Mon April 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump BLM: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Comet TV)
 
 
 
There was a planned sequel to 1999's "Deep Blue Sea," and the script was absolutely more absurd than the original
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
First teaser for the new season of 'Preacher' on AMC will not absolve you
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Mon April 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
High-ranking North Korean Defector: Kim Jong Un is desperate and absolutely would use nuclear weapons at the first sign of an American tank. Sleep tight
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke still sucks, but laundry is objectively the absolute worst thing in the world
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Sun March 26, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
People with absolutely nothing to do in life plan to ban people walking six dogs at once
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists prove that absolute zero is as unattainable as propelling a rocket to the speed of light, or repealing Obamacare
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are boomers sociopaths? I don't know, what else would you call a generation of impulsive, self-absorbed individuals who are stealing from their grandkids and blaming everyone but themselves for their problems?
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why living on the starship Enterprise would absolutely suck ass. The worst reason? Jizz mopper on the holodeck, after Riker's finished "Hot Naughty Nurses Of Rigel XII"
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Turns out you are not absolutely unemployable with your history degree. No, there is *one* job for you
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiffany shines as 4Q profit beats expectations. Debbie Gibson slightly jealous
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing else to concern himself with as President of the United States Trump tweets about "failing" Snoop Dogg. Could this be the beginning of a new West Coast-East Coast rivalry?
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Sat March 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Science. Huh. Good God, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Love, Scott Pruitt
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Fri March 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
US: Yeah, okay, so the Russians absolutely violated treaties by deploying some missiles. Big whoop, who cares? Wanna fight about it?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Maxine Waters: "We know" Trump sex blackmail is "absolutely true." Which is such a coincidence because Max Waters was the name of one of his Russian prostitutes
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Privacy, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. GOP wants to do away with FCC's entire privacy rulemaking to allow ISPs to sell your entire browsing history to advertisers or other third parties without your consent
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother was married to an absolute biatch; he had an affair, tried to work it out, and filed for divorce. He and the other woman are engaged. My mother hates her and banned her from events. Everyone else loves her. What do we do?"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Taj Gibson drills a 70' rainbow hail-mary buzzer beater. Take that, Steph
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Randolph County (Indiana) Sheriff's department would like to reassure you that there is absolutely NO zombie outbreak happening right now. None. Not at all. Nothing to see here, move along
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Wed March 01, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Canada's biggest newspaper chain reverses years of heavy losses with massive, absolutely stupendous profit in last quarter of 2016, rewards shareholders with their first dividend in years in a currency Canada no longer uses
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Budget Chief says Trump's proposed budget "sends a very powerful message". And that message, is, of course: We have absolutely no idea what we are doing
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Mon February 27, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Spokesman for Canadian oil refinery insists that absolutely nothing is going on at the plant and you should ignore any photos of the entire complex engulfed in towering clouds of flame to the contrary
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley say "political correctness" killed any hope of an Absolutely Fabulous revival
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Fri February 24, 2017
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
When you walk into a room and have absolutely no idea what's going on: "Zachary Quinto slams Trump over transgender students at Oscar Wilde Awards." The who did the what over the whys at the where?
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
While everyone is freaking out about Russia, Britain quietly begins the process of absorbing the United States into the British Commonwealth
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 172: All-Time Great Fedor Emelianenko (and the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory) vs Matt Mitrione. Also Patricky Pitbull vs Josh Thomson, Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For absolutely no reason in particular. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) has introduced legislation that all future presidential candidates must undergo a physical and mental health examination by an independent doctor who will publicly release the results
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Q: What's better than a giant image projected in NYC showing Putin lovingly spooning a very pregnant Trump? A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Holy sugartits Batman, Mel Gibson is in talks to direct Suicide Squad 2
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Fri February 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Travel company offering safe, supervised trips for teens to volunteer and learn about local culture is absolutely shocked at revelation that the teens are just getting rip-roaring drunk
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Thu February 09, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Absolutely
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers determine why oceans have absorbed so much carbon. Turns out it was a cabal of cetaceans who are trading big time on carbon credits to the detriment of the mollusks, who are pissed
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists are sending the lethal MRSA superbug to the international space station, in the hope that it will mutate. In absolutely no way can this end badly
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what is absolutely, positively not in any way, shape or form any sort of judgment from an angry god, tornadoes and storms are blasting the bible belt to rubble
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Sat February 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump says federal court order is outrageous. I'm freakin' President and I wanna do what I wanna do. That's why I became President so that I could have absolute power. Did I mention that I'm President? Where's my executive order pen?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New Mel Gibson movie, Passion of the Nightstick, catching a lot of flack even though it's not out yet. Probably a lot of libs making bad jokes, eh?
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When it's time to defend the absolutely indefensible, Sean Spicer is your guy: Asked at a press conference about a 5-year old boy handcuffed by CPB agents at Dulles Airport: It would be "misguided" to think kids "don't pose a threat"
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo pounces on fake news story about official photos being photoshopped to give the current president bigger hands. It's nice to know that WaPo is there to aggressively debunk such stories when absolutely nothing is at stake
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for EU Ambassador is a guy who boasts that he wants to help bring the European Union down, and thinks NATO is obsolete
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
President Emotional Problems absolutely had his hand photo-shopped to look bigger to hang it in the White House. UPDATE: Debunked
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Future astronauts are going to look absolutely fabulous
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
NASA has decided to make all the scientific research it funds absolutely free and available online. I wonder what brought this on. Hmm, I guess We'll never know
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