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46 headlines found matching 'BMI'
Sat August 19, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will the Glorious one stop a 3MB revolution? Will Asuka keep the streak alive? Will the Authors of Pain restore some Sanity? Oops, forgot to submit a thread, NXT Takeover 8pm WWE Network
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Fri August 18, 2017
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
iOS 11 will include a "cop button" that will allow you to submit to fingerprinting without giving authorities the ability to unlock your phone, and hopefully lessen the likelihood of criminals stealing your thumbs
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police search for kernel of truth to what caused massive corn cob spill. You submitted this with a butter headline
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Hillary wants to preach." Submitter wants to care
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this just so you can see a rare sight: a Donald Trump claim rated by Politifact as "Mostly True"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
People in every industry should be concerned about robots replacing us. AI submitted this with a beta headline
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago would really like to hire Real Americans, just as long as they pay attention to a postage stamp-sized want ad that only ran twice, buried in the back of Palm Beach Post, and submit their applications by facsimile machine or ye olde post
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Regret helps children make better decisions, live as adults. I shouldn't have submitted this
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Tucson brewery is going to create a beer made with recycled sewage. No word on a name yet; submitter thinks they should call it Number Tucson
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Eskimos have many different words for "snow". The new fatness: Americans have many different words for "overweight"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Half Scoop cower in his Manafort during his testimony? Will Kushner lie his ass off and then have to go back and resubmit his testimony? Will Donnie Two Scoops catch heat? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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Sun July 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Froome wins his 4th Tour de France. You submitted this with a doping joke
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Only the Best People" file: Sen Sheldon Whitehouse has submitted a formal complaint to the Oklahoma Bar Association seeking the disbarment of former OK Attorney General and current EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt for lying to Congress
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dominatrix invites medical students into her bondage dungeon to whip them into submission about the sex industry (not safe for work pics in sidebar)
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cops help administer CPR for over 30 minutes, saving a man's life. Almost submitted this with a snarky headline, but everyone's hard work deserves better
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all you Eve Online Farkers: Five years ago, submitter posted a tongue-in-cheek post requesting the devs add the ability to clothe in-game corpses. The post has continued to grow in his absence. Grossness to the left, condemnation to the right
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope Francis announces a new path to sainthood. No, submitting a Fark Headline of the Year still won't cut the mustard
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rule No. 1 when joining the Mile High Club: Don't get caught sneaking out of the plane's toilet
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists provide support for retrocausal quantum theory, where the future influences the past. This means you submitted this yesterday in the future today. It didn't go green then, but did now, which is the future for yesterday. My head asplodes
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iranians hold "Trumpism" cartoon contest in which hundreds of participants were invited to submit artwork mocking the Orange Cheeto
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Sun July 02, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fruit of the Loom says Fruit of the Tomb ain't their jam, submits briefs seeking pearmanent injunction
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like the swallows to the monastery at Capistrano, so have the whales returned to the casinos of Macau. Odds are you submitted this with a less metaphory headline
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what a "Baby Driver" or an "Ansel Elgort" is, but it was getting a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes when this headline was submitted
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Do you think these home trends should make a comeback? Submitter used to have an apartment with a sunken conversation pit. That apartment was super tacky. LGT trends
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pun-masters duke it out in Brooklyn at the Punderdome, still can't get their lame submissions greenlit
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain is so dissatisfied with his party for hiding their Trumpcare bill, he's submitted his "Yes" vote nine days early
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Black minister submits resolution for Southern Baptist Convention to condemn white supremacy, alt-right groups. Oh Lordy, hilarity ensues
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news for those with Tourette's syndrome. You submitted this with a more jangly headline
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
'Making a Murderer' lawyer of Steven Avery submits brief, charges ex boyfriend of killing Theresa Halbach...."yeah"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
TV in children's bedrooms increases the risk of obesity. Especially when their bedroom also has a refrigerator, hot plate and microwave
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Sun June 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has filed an extension for submitting his 2016 1040 form. Apparently completing it on time was just too taxing
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Preschoolers who recognize snack food brands more likely to be obese. Especially when they also say their role models are Ronald McDonald, Wendy and Colonel Sanders
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Thu June 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is 43 today, and it's like submitting You Oughta Know instead of Ironic
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You submitted a better headline from a little maze of twisty passages, all alike
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Tue May 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We're missing the daily Rachel Maddow Show discussion submission, so here it is in time for 9pm EDT on MSNBC
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're fat and happen to like swallowing balloons, this study is for you
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Wed May 17, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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Sun May 07, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
What is more shocking: A teacher dragging a pre-schooler through the hallway, or that she was fired almost immediately? Tag for the teacher, because Fark won't let us submit two tags at once
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
How to submit a comment to the FCC regarding their attempts to revoke net neutrality. This would make regular fark into totalfark, and totalfark would be all-encompassinglyfark, except it'd cost more for the same thing
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Please submit your account information in the link to the right to learn how to avoid this dangerous phishing attack
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon man submits resume for Benghazi investigation
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron and his sister's creepy 'Christian' marriage tip: Wives must 'submit' to their husbands
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