Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'BMI'

Headlines matching 'BMI'

Tue February 07, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face (politico.com)	(7)

Sun February 05, 2012

	Six trees older than human civilization. You submitted this with a "your mom" joke (mentalfloss.com)	(168)
(Some Guy)	Is Facebook addictive? Of course not. That's just stupid... being addicted to a website. Like that could ever happen. Now, I have to go refresh TotalFARK a dozen times per minute to see if my latest submission was greenlit (hlntv.com)	(34)
	In development since 1994, self cooling cans may finally hit the market. You submitted this with the [cool] tag (gizmodo.com)	(57)

Thu February 02, 2012

Pro-tip: If you're going to submit legislation given to you by a shady, secretive lobbying group, then it may be a good idea to remove said lobbying group's mission statement from the legislation text first (dailykos.com)

(52)

Tue January 31, 2012

(Some Guy)

This just in: Fat doctors less likely to tell you you're fat (medpagetoday.com)

(41)

Mon January 30, 2012

Find out what your animal name is. This link submitted by Flopsy the Laughing Rhino (buzzfeed.com)

(258)

Sat January 28, 2012

Yet another example that Canada is cool: Dwarf-tossing event to take place, despite objections from busybodies and naysayers. You submitted this with a shorter headline (foxnews.com)

(52)

Sun January 22, 2012

Redlight greenlight i dont care- John Legend and The ROOTS- Shine. i need to pick a topic.its a video, duh, you stupid submission thing box (youtube.com)

(7)

Fri January 20, 2012

(UFC)

Can Melvin Guillard win a fight that matters? Will Jorge Rivera win his retirement fight? Can Pat Barry not get submitted? Its your UFC on FX thread. (6:00 ET for prelims on Fuel TV, 9:00 on FX for Main card) (ufc.com)

(365)

Thu January 19, 2012

Now you can get throttled by Virgin too. Submitter had to pay extra for that back in the day (gizmodo.com)

(13)

Wed January 18, 2012

(GigaOM)	Now that iPhone is finally available on all three major carriers, iOS marketshare in the US has just jumped from 25.1% in October to 44.5% in December. See, they didn't need to sue everyone into submission after all (gigaom.com)	(41)
	The good news: we really aren't getting any fatter. The bad news: we really aren't getting any skinnier, either (reuters.com)	(27)
(Some Hero)	I will not be submitting a link today, because I don't want to participate in this shameful and desperate display of greenlight greed (urbandictionary.com)	(25)
	I can has first submission approval evar? No not yours (youtube.com)	(13)
	Uh-oh...Drew is promising to greenlight everything. LGT main page thread NOT EVERTHING JUST STUFF SuBMITTED BY TOOLS (fark.com)	(105)
	What is this submission thingee? (en.wikipedia.org)	(33)
	Does everything here have to be submitted in triplicate? This is now a discussion about dodgeballs YOU SAID BALLS (fark.com)	(23)
	ALRIG/ht GODDMN IT YOU KNOWWHAT? PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME WY I SUPPORT SOPA AND WANT ME TO DELETE POLITICS QUEUE GOTOHELL UM GONNAAPPROVE EVERYTHING THEY SUbMIT UntiL IU PASS OUT (fark.com)	(lots)

Sat January 14, 2012

Mena Suvari is back on the market. This is not a repeat from 2005. Line forms behind submitter (upi.com)

(85)

Thu January 12, 2012

Eels always look like they just submitted a link and are waiting for mods to greenlight (buzzfeed.com)

(32)

Mon January 09, 2012

(Some Guy)

In response to Georgia plan to drug-test welfare recipients, state lawmaker submits bill to require drug testing for state legislators. Hilarity ensues (onlineathens.com)

(509)

Sat January 07, 2012

Fidel Castro begins writing column to prove he is alive. Submitter is Richard Nixon and I approve of this message (miamiherald.com)

(29)

Thu January 05, 2012

What's over 590 lbs, smells like fish and recently made almost $750,000 by selling its body in Japan? Besides submitter's mom (cbc.ca)

(73)

Thu December 29, 2011

(News 25)		Women arrested for submitting false injury claims in Indiana State Fair stage collapse. Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $7,500 (news25.us)	(50)
		Banks submit proposals to be allowed to profit off the collapse of the housing market, presumably under the you break it, you bought it rule (huffingtonpost.com)	(13)

Sun December 18, 2011

(Penn.edu)

Social programs fail because they're not social programs: they're bureaucracy-perpetuation programs. Subby would explain more, but you didn't fill out essential subform 26(r)[7]{d} or submit your credentials in septuplicate (upenn.edu)

(202)

Sat December 17, 2011

Should I have submitted this with a Futurama reference in the headline? Now I'll never know. And it will haunt me for the rest of my life. MY MANWICH (sciencedaily.com)

(32)

Tue December 13, 2011

(Some Out of Work Tour Guide)

So you want to operate a mule drawn carriage and make up stories about The French Quarter? We'll just need you to pass a history test, submit to a criminal background check and pee into this little cup please (wwltv.com)

(39)

Mon December 12, 2011

Adding "in space" to any concept makes it automatically better. This article was submitted in space (io9.com)

(69)

Wed December 07, 2011

		Protip: When submitting a bigoted political campaign video to Youtube, remember to disable like/dislike ratings for the video (youtube.com)	(432)
(Some Manatee)		Family Guy writer's account of being arrested at Occupy LA. The Manatees submitted this with a funnier headline (myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com)	(478)

Sun December 04, 2011

I heard the admins like to slather chocolate on themselves and greenlight a few repeats before printing out the submission queue and using it as toilet paper (scientificamerican.com)

(10)

Fri December 02, 2011

(Some server monkey)

Good news overworked, sleep-deprived IT workers Kay Hagan submitted a bill making it so you can't get overtime pay, thinks that money would be better spent on hookers and blow for the MBAs (standalone-sysadmin.com)

(383)

Thu December 01, 2011

(Jezebel)	The secret daughter of Loretta Young and Clark Gable has passed away. In honor of Judy Lewis this submitter will not be revealed for 31 years (jezebel.com)	(29)
	The psychology of nakedness. -Submitted naked (wired.com)	(32)
	Carlos Mencia is attempting a comeback. You submitted this headline two years ago and it was way funnier then (slate.com)	(53)

Sat November 19, 2011

Think the zombie apocalypse is as bad as things can get? Any second now the global coffee supply is going run out. Submitter will be in his bunker brewing hoarded espresso (forbes.com)

(133)

Fri November 18, 2011

Next to Fark headline submitters, galaxies are the ultimate recyclers (sciencedaily.com)

(6)

Thu November 17, 2011

		Wait, what was I going to submit? Fark it, probably wasn't important (iheartchaos.com)	(16)
		SABMiller shares weak and watered down in Europe (reuters.com)	(4)

Sun November 13, 2011

Favorable market for lamb has farmers flocking to sheep. Ewe submitted this with a better headline (indystar.com)

(18)

Thu November 10, 2011

(Some Guy)		Man who submitted online petition to stop Nickelback from playing at a Detroit Lions game is shocked when it received 50,177 signatures in a matter of days (annarbor.com)	(104)
		Whoopsie-doodle. What the diddly? How could those gosh-darned admins keep redlighting my submissions. God bless them. Stupid sexy Flanders (chicagotribune.com)	(90)