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19 headlines found matching 'BMI'
Thu February 26, 2015
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Linguistic experts consider dumbing down the English language to make spelling easier for Fark submitters
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Thu February 19, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
♫ Who lives in a dungeon that's under the sea? Ball-Gagged Squarepants. . . Submissive and handcuffed and ass-whipped is he. . . Ball-Gagged Squarepants ♫
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(12)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"How real is middle child syndrome?" Sigh. It doesn't matter. People only care about the youngest. Anyway, this would only get greenlit if the eldest submitted it
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(78)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Brooke Pancake, who recently signed a sponsorship deal with Waffle House, leads Bahamas Tournament after opening round. You submitted this with a batter headline
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman blames obesity on fecal transplant, doctors suspect she's full of shiat
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(50)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Just a high school student submitting a 37 page mathematical proof of a quantum computing concept. Nothing to see here, move along
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(35)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Dogs save factory worker's life after he falls into coma. Submitter wants a job where there is so little supervision that he can fall into a coma without anyone noticing
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Mon January 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers submit a bid of $898 million for a controlling stake in Presidency of the US. Sheesh, for that price you could buy two European Prime Ministers, a Chinese Politburo member and get a tin-pot 3rd world dictator thrown in for free
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British supermarkets have their own private-label, store brand single malt whiskys which are exactly the same as expensive brands but a fraction of the price. That's it - submitter is moving to Britain and running for governor there
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(25)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote a novel about Mycroft Holmes. Surely you submitted this with an Airplane reference
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(22)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
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(45)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Tech enthusiasts throng CES Expo." Woah, submitter mentally dropped the only 'r' in that sentence and pictured a convention of bearded dorks in banana hammocks. Now you can too
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Submitted only because the phrase "Stinky Brits" is so funny
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when senior citizens become trapped in their houses for weeks because of heavy snowfalls. Submitter's elderly neighbor is OK, all her newspapers are out on the porch and he can hear her scratching at the walls again
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(31)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hey baby, on LinkedIn, I've been endorsed for my skills in Horizontal Directional Drilling and Tender Submissions
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five British women of varying drinking habits submit to Daily Mail test designed to prove they shouldn't drive after one glass of wine. "I didn't realise I was such an old soak"
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The House GOP has submitted a $1.1T spending bill, and it's mostly good. I mean, once they got rid of that "Every Congressman must kick Obama's dog" provision, it was palatable
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Sun December 07, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
And a late submission for the coolest controlled demolition of a cooling tower this year
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Fri October 31, 2014
(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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