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91 headlines found matching 'BIE'
Tue September 02, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(AP)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it just got its dumb ass arrested again
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(89)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
We know corporations are people. So when a dead corporation's name comes back, is it a zombie corporation? Arthur Andersen wants BRAAAAIIIINNNZZZZzzzzz
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(48)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Some celebrity's $3,000,000 custom built ride just arrived in San Diego. Subby is guessing it's Bieber's due to the subtle, understated paint job
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Abercrombie blames political loss on gay marriage, wishes Fitch had left well enough alone
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(32)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & Fitch 2Q sales fall 6% as teens discover that pre-washed, bleached and shredded clothing can also be found at Goodwill
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(15)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Famous zombies in history
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's amazing how much better Nicki Minaj's Anaconda is when you remove the vocals and turn up the ambient sound in the mix
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(47)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Shirtless Justin Bieber sings Ring of Fire. NO. NO. BAD CANADIAN. BAD
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(97)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the world's oldest wombat, Fat Pat from Ballarat, or as the wallabies call him, "The 29 Year Old Virgin"
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(10)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
LAPD's Bieber Squad investigates cellphone-swiping shenanigans during his date with Selena Gomez
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(33)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Canadians hate Justin Bieber so much that Canadian customs officials have to be bribed to let him into the country
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are 10 good things you don't know about Ferguson, Missouri. Well, 9 good things, and the fact that it was the birthplace of Doobie Brother Michael McDonald
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(37)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Why circus camels and babies do not go well together
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Perhaps they will be known as the Pittsburgh Steelers's Doobie Brothers
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(81)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
First of all, you can't pay for your cab ride with a fake $100 bill and second, you can't pay the cabbie by choking him with a phone cord either
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(130)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet ANOTHER 'Human Barbie' emerges: She's 16-years-old, SUPER creepy looking, wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school (w/pics)
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(363)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out not that many people want to smell like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift
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(42)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Headline everyone wishes was 180 degrees off: Bieber beats sheriff
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutors will offer plea deal in DUI case to Canadian terrorist Justin Bieber
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(29)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(23)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Singer Robbie Williams finds tributes to him following his untimely death all over the internet as public confuse him with Robin Williams. Abe Vigoda, who would have been 93 this year, would have sympathized
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(49)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Yet another article proving my theory correct: Babies are farking stupid
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(21)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber thinks Pakistani heroine Malala Yousafzai would make a great belieber
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(54)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber's Florida DUI hearing rescheduled. Apparently it interfered with getting ready for back to school
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(6)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham is selling her clothes online, in case you want your Barbie doll collection to look posh
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(7)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If there's anything that will scare a bear off you when it's mauling you it's a Justin Bieber ringtone. Definitely frightening
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(23)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion was shutting down Justin Bieber long before Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio made it cool
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(64)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The real reason Farkers hate Justin Bieber
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(100)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber thinks he's "hard" for "winning" the "fight" with Orlando Bloom. Celebrates by growing "facial hair"
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(137)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You've heard about the Human Barbie, now here's the human Ken who spent $50,000 on plastic surgery to look like his favorite toy (w/ creepy pics that will haunt your dreams)
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(96)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Change.org)
 
 
 
There is now a petition asking Obama to make July 29 an official 'Orlando Bloom Day' for punching Justin Bieber
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(71)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
We've all fantasized about it but Orlando Bloom actually did it. He almost punched Justin Bieber
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(78)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 12, Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown. Early prelims at 4:15 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 6 PM ET and main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox affiliate
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(263)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not news: A New York man is suing Starbucks. News: Claiming the staff put heroin and Ambien in his Oprah Chai tea. Fark: six months before they even started serving Oprah Chai tea
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(138)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Do you live next to or close to a "zombie house" that's bringing your home's value down? Don't try contacting the bank that now owns it, they've forgotten about them
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(35)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm an advice columnist and need some letters to respond to so I stole yours. Was that wrong? -- Dear Debbie
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(16)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
TSA is prepared to stop zombies from flying
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(34)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Leaving babies in the car. New Hotness: Leaving your mom locked in the car
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(38)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Snowden Ukraine ebay manpad H5N1 wild tunnels lead lined shipping containers NSA TOR Taliban fissile airport onion network Flight 800 AK-47 BIEBER yellow cake silk road
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Tue July 22, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cops have spoken to Justin Bieber's neighbors about the liquor, litter, and drugs left strewn about by the Canadian celebrity and his entourage and are encouraging those same neighbors to put him under citizen's arrest
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The one-legged woman was so into the Robbie Williams impersonator 'Blobbie Williams' that she took her prosthetic leg off and threw it at him. "I want to see the Human League, I might even throw my leg at them if they are lucky"
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(25)
 
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie says "I sound like shiat" and walks off stage after two songs. More tonsillitis than human
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(55)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Shiat. Everyone, delete all your BIE
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(39)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Seattle taxi drivers attend "charm school" to stay competitive. Or as New York cabbies call charm school, learning never point with the middle finger when flipping off another driver
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(11)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
When owning a unique, $8 million dollar supercar isn't enough for you, pimp it zombie apo style
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(23)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Deep-Sea News)
 
 
 
Female crabs found to only eat their babies when they are hungry, which makes it OK then
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(22)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Study finds women intimidated by other women in red-- likely due to all of their evil shadow babies
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(192)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The Smart Set)
 
 
 
Why do some languages sound more beautiful than others? German speaker says his native tongue isn't ugly, but Danish certainly is, and sticks up for American English especially when spoken by likes of CNN anchor Bobbie Battista
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(81)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pothole Barbie and friends
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Some of the children crossing into the U.S. illegally brought gifts with them. Gifts like scabies, measles, chicken pox, TB, chiclets
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(208)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a... zombie Superman?
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(26)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Layies n gnmen bfr leavin sbwy cr hv a lk arnd n mk sre yu hv yr bgs, glases, phn's n bbies. This is the Bronx bound #1
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(30)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"So Johnny Manziel, Floyd Mayweather, Tyga, and Tyrese Gibson are at Justin Bieber's house..." So begins the douchiest story ever
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(65)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(TV.com)
 
 
 
Will Big Jim successfully hang Barbie? Will Joe and Norrie have virginal love against the dome? Will the Dome have more baby domes? Why is Stephen King still attaching his name to this show? Under the Dome Season 2 premieres at 10PM
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(31)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All babies can be taught to swim and save themselves from drowning, so I think it's safe for us to leave them out here by the pool while we go inside and drink margaritas
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(52)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember how in the good old days if you wanted to get elected you just needed to shake hands and kiss babies? Now you have to portray yourself as the last line of defense between voters and a militaristic and out-of-control total surveillance state
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(55)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
"We would therefore also like to make it clear that the statement attributed to Iggy Pop that he believes Justin Bieber is the future of rock and roll does not represent Iggy Pop's personal opinion"
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(22)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
If the Redskins logo is too offensive for the government, why did they ok "Dago Swagg," "Boobies Make Me Smile," and "PornHub"?
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(568)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fitness instructor's $8,000 over-sized breasts explode. It happens sometimes. Boobies just blow up. Natural causes (Not safe for work photo of aftermath)
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(90)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber and Chris Brown collaborate in the studio for a new song. There were no survivors
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(37)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buffalo zoo's rhino calf conceived using dead rhino's sperm. Great, now we're going to have zombie rhinos
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but apparently it has found God and just got baptized by a pastor inside a hotel bathtub
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(85)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Toronto Fark Part'Eh, Saturday June 7 at Madison's - Baseball, beer, and no Biebers NOW WITH UPDATED INFO GOODNESS
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Freebie and the Bean, 1974 - Two bickering cops (Arkin and Caan) need to bust a mobster while also protecting him from a hit. Trigger warning: 70s fashion
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(9)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How would I Love Lucy be different if it were filmed today? Well, for one, it would be just another zombie show since the last main cast member died in 1989
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(60)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In two years, we could have "3 person babies," which are created from two chicks and one dude, but not in the sexy way, as God intended
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(39)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activists who lobbied government to require abortion doctors have hospital admitting privileges are now lobbying hospitals to revoke abortion doctors' admitting privileges
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(129)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
These Korean babies can dance better than you or anyone you know, and they don't even have to be drunk to do it
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Zombie apocalypse. New hotness: Underground network of vampires (with helpful picture of what a vampire might look like)
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(67)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for suspicion of being Justin Bieber
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't fancy walking home naked & covered in blue paint? Pay the cabbie then
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(25)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you believe that Jesus, Buddha, Krishna and Confucius were all from outer space? Do you follow a man named George King, a cabbie who was told to climb 19 holy mountains by "cosmos intelligence"? Then this is for you (Not safe for work images at bottom of page)
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(48)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody left baby raccoons at a health department building in upstate New York. The center said that person should check themselves for rabies and besides that, who wants one of these fine raccoons?
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(32)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber gives $545,000 to charity. Surprisingly, 'charity' wasn't a stripper
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(29)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to make a hamburger patty from stem cells? Well, sorry, but it's a lot harder than you think. And you also really need some new hobbies, dude
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(12)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Mattel conducts in-home study to show how girls play with Barbie dolls, claims it's just a toy and not a tool of the patriarchy. "There's less hair / makeup / boyfriends than you'd expect, and more superheroes / gymnasts / veterinarians"
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(132)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Internet seems to have lost its way after parents take Sharpies to their babies eyebrows and post them online
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(30)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Zombie products that have risen from the grave of business history and are hiding on store shelves everywhere
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(37)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The US government has a plan to battle the zombie apocalypse, whether they are brain-eating zombies, chicken zombies, or vegetarian zombies
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(46)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Huntsville Al Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind you that "baby back" ribs do not actually come from babies
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber posts video of himself riding his skateboard, while clinging to a vehicle at high speed. TMZ: Hey, what do we have here? Ooh, looky... It's a video taken from a different camera, showing the actual speed
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(41)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The mysterious origins of Scooby-Doo and his gang. Turns out they were pretty much a Dobie Gillis ripoff with Shaggy subbing for Maynard. Well zoinks
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Justin Bieber is booed by everyone. News: When they show him on the Jumbotron at a Clippers game. Fark: That he took his mom to for Mothers Day
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(105)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retailers that cater specifically towards teenagers--like Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale and American Eagle--are losing business because mothers don't approve of their inappropriate clothing
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(44)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber responds to Seth Rogen calling him a dick in a dickish manner
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(57)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
How do you top being charged with outrageous bribes to public officials? By posting bail in rubies and diamonds or course
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(23)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen: "Justin Bieber is a good example of someone who you meet who you think you are going to hate, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought"
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