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362 headlines found matching 'BEA'
Fri March 24, 2017
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The dreaded Baby Boomers have teamed up with the Silent Generation and are laying a vicious beatdown on GenX, but wait... Bah Gawd King, that's The Millennials' music, what are THEY doing here?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second day of the Sweet 16 round. Will Butler kill another giant in UNC? Cocks or Bears? How about Drew's team going up against the full-of-tradition UCLA? Will Wisconsin badger the Gators? The NCAA Men's Tournament resumes at 7:09 PM ET
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
With a human organ shortage in the world, we ask ourselves "Is it time to treat a human-pig chimera as a person?" Manbearpig wants to be part of this as well
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley will beat Skip Bayless to death on national television if he ever becomes terminally ill
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fortune magazine names Theo Epstein as the greatest world leader, beating out heads of state, tech CEOs and even Pope Francis. Epstein: "Um, I can't even get my dog to stop peeing in the house"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Can soundwave replace erectile dysfunction pills for men? Does Laserbeak record it?
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Less hassle than editing autoexec.bat and config.sys back in the day, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What games are you waiting for? What games have you been playing? What games sit in your library taunting you that you've never beaten them?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears: "This is fine"
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
I'll see your bear cavalry and raise you dinosaur infantry
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
New York hospital releases a playlist of 40 songs with 100 beats per minute that can be used for CPR
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's weekly visits and wasting of taxpayer funds, West Palm Beach has become the newest center of power and money
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vision of beauty
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Inmate who beat up Jared Fogle now receiving tons of fan mail. "I am writing this letter to thank you for your service," said one little boy, who also sent $2
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The forbidden love of Tad and Elizabeth continues to be misunderstood. Next, on the Bold and the Beautiful and the Illegal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Women are spending tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to get the "natural beauty" of Ivanka Trump. That's the joke
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the world's most dangerous beaches, ranging from an attack from Jaws to ravishing dingoes
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Labrador retrievers are again #1 in America's most popular dog breeds, narrowly beating out German shepherds, golden retrievers and meth labs
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's always embarrassing to lose a fight but when you get beaten up by Eeyore it's downright shameful. Good thing what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Monday is International Day of Happiness. Note - the beatings will continue until morale improves
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Timeless tale of Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Beast is #1 with $173 million, Kong: Skull Island #2 with $25 million, Get Out #4 with $12 million, Christian propaganda The Shack #5 with $5.8 million, The Belko experiment a soft #7 with $3 million
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Conservative boycotts over LeFou being gay in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" prove to be a success as the film is set to bow with a paltry $170M+ opening weekend, one of the top ten of all time
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Sat March 18, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says she's 'ready to come out of the woods'. Subby can't help but wonder if her beard is going to be as awesome as Al Gore's
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiffany shines as 4Q profit beats expectations. Debbie Gibson slightly jealous
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Thu March 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Want to compare the new "Beauty and the Beast" to the old one? Be our guest. But we kinda like them both
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, because of his big bushy beard, David Letterman keeps getting mistaken for a rabbi. Oy
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Elderly woman describes bread aisle beatdown at Walmart. In related news bread aisle beatdown is subby's new heavy metal bread cover band name
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the guy whose supposed to get the bear with a tranquilizer dart gun gets you instead"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Our Heavenly Father is delinquent on his council rates, the deadbeat
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Looking back on the beautiful, long, messy, tragedy that was Peter Jackson's King Kong
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Cincinnati restaurant owner will buy every Northern Kentucky undergrad a free steak. But there's just one catch - Northern Kentucky needs to beat Kentucky on Friday
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's hiring the Bear Stearns economist who promised the economy was fine right before it went bankrupt
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch who purchased Trump's Palm Beach mansion for way above market price, admits his plane and Trump's shared a tarmac in North Carolina days before the election, but totally did not meet or anything, trust him
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
"Jump Around" by House of Pain just turned 25 and it's still the greatest Irish rap hit ever, beating out such competition as "Straight Outta Cork" and "C.R.E.A.M. (Craic Rules Everything Around Me)"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't throw away those old mascara wands. They can now be used to treat injured wildlife in shelters. Excluding bears
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC GOP House: You know, not a single NCAA tournament game will be played in our beautiful state this year. That's why we are repealing the latest HB2 repeal effort
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like all that controversy over Josh Gad's character's sexuality in Beauty and the Beast did nothing but help the movie break the record for advanced ticket sales
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Former Colorado State House member and conservative Christian talk show host recently said demonic spirits are using the new live action Beauty and the Beast film to "recruit children into sin"
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan hunters told to stop baiting bears with chocolate. Surely, a master baiter wouldn't need chocolate to get a bear
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
Video
 
High school basketball coach's young son notices mascot sitting alone and sad atop the bleachers, watching his team lose. Sometimes you just gotta go in and hug a sad bear
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Sun March 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Interested in experiencing the Real Florida? Try Cayo Costa State Park, a barrier island only accessible by boat, with miles of undeveloped beaches, mangrove estuaries, turquoise waters. Tent camping, cabins available
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Like a regular everyday Joe, George Clooney hauls his own luggage through the airport. Like a regular everyday Joe movie star married to a beautiful and glamorous European human rights lawyer
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Sat March 11, 2017
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
A Gamer's dilemma: for the same price as the Core i7-6900K alone, you could pick up a $330 Ryzen 7 1700 CPU and Nvidia's beastly new $700 GeForce GTX 1080 Ti and still have $20 left over for a large pizza
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Behold, beautiful, high-res images of the TRAPPIST-1 system
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Shocking everyone who associated them with authenticity, Metallica collaborates with Urban Outfitters to hawk Metallica fashion collection consisting of five short-sleeve T-shirts, one long-sleeve T-shirt, a pullover hoodie and a beanie
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan; "Trump will never win a beauty contest." Wait, what? Oh, Trumpcare will never win a beauty contest. Coulda went either way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Christian family cancels trip to Disney World to protest gay character in Beauty & the Beast...letting Disney keep the $6,000 they already paid. Disney's response: Be our guest
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bird-in-Hand man accused of tax fraud saying using a Social Security number is like Mark-of-Beast
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An Alabama theater that banned the showing of Beauty And The Beast because of a gay character accidentally schedules a film about drag queens, thinking that the movie 'Fierce' was about dragons
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Romo head to Mile High? Will Alshon Jeffrey leave the Windy City? Will AP beat the other running backs to Oakland? It's YOUR official day one NFL free agency discussion thread
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After losing the first match 0-4, Barcelona beats PSG 6-1 to move on in Champions League. Golden State Warriors and Atlanta Falcons seen hugging PSG players, knowing that feel, bro
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Wed March 08, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
While Trump had you chasing Russia stories, he quietly hired 400 lobbyists and members of the far-right media as "beachhead teams" to be his eyes and ears at every level of government
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Mars probe dodges a small moon and its tractor beam thanks to the Mars rovers and other Bothans
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Tue March 07, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials report that high rate of speed contributed to mountain biker's crash, resulting in broken wrists, shoulder blade. Wearing helmet, unfortunately, did no good against enraged grizzly bear he ran into
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Octogenarian learns to code, develops elder-friendly iPhone game where player must correctly arrange set of 12 dolls for Hina Matsuri on a four-tiered stand. "I will be happy if elderly women beat their helpers, feeling a sense of superiority"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Japan: raw meat birthday cakes "made from luxury cuts of raw steak, pork or fish piled up and turned into all kinds of beautiful shapes"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Castor bean and polonium futures surge as Trump Dossier author Christopher Steele emerges in London eager to return to his position as head of Orbis Business Intelligence. Something tells me we're about to see an extremely busy news cycle
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First underwater footage of beaked whales captured. When asked to comment on their elusiveness, the creature responded "Meep"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach business owners are going broke because someone keeps showing up at Mar-A-Largo for vacation every weekend instead of running the country
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Officer, I swear I always beat mannequins staged to look like homeless men with a hammer. Doesn't everybody?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Russia weighs decision to be as progressive as Alabama over Beauty and the Beast
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporter beats off hockey mask-wearing attacker on live television
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Time to fold, humans: poker-playing AI beats pros at Texas Hold'em 100% of the time
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hunter Pence makes a clean start to 2017 by shaving off his legendary beard. All good things finally come to an end
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Would You Rather, LeFou edition. Beauty, or the Beast?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Taj Gibson drills a 70' rainbow hail-mary buzzer beater. Take that, Steph
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada expecting record numbers of people to flee the United States and seek asylum. Hardliners demand that the Canadian government deploy their crack bear cavalry and moose chuckers to secure the border
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Weird and beautiful life forms found on latest deep sea dives
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(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
Do you love clock beating length-of-the-court passes and hate the University of Michigan? Then this is the clip for you
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies have featured zombie pirates and human/octopus hybrids. But sharks with elongated rib cages? That's a bridge too far
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty is still confused about Sunday, other days ending in "Y"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Wild Turkeys circled dead cat because they're dumb, not because they are performing an ancient ritual to summon a demonic turkey beast from beyond the ether, as some had proposed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long, Trump administration goes from defending Sessions as a victim of a partisan witch hunt to "hey, we didn't know he met with Russians until we turned on the TV this morning". Oh, Beauregard, we hardly knew ye
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(Variety)
 
 
 
20 years ago this week, a minor character from 'Beavis and Butthead' debuted her new show on MTV and the world was never quite the same. ♪ (la la LA la la) ♪
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And now we have a running list of people demanding Jefferson Beauregard Sessions resign and leave the Confederacy in disgrace after it was revealed he spoke with Russia illegally
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie has ghost sharks. No word on if they'll come with frickin' laser beams attached to their head
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
They say life is cheap for some, but still, beating a man to death for a buck fourteen seems a bit excessive
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The live action Beauty and the Beast movie has gotten a little bit gayer. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the first Spring Training game played at their new shared facility in Palm Beach, Nationals beat the Astros thanks to a ninth-inning play at the plate and a walk-off home run. Perfect way to break in a new ballpark
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hard hitting piece of journalism from the New York Times: A man's struggle on his trying to grow a beard
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions dismisses Justice Dept reports on Chicago and Ferguson police as "anecdotal." Or so he heard; he admits he didn't actually read them
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Tue February 28, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego received 2.34" of rain on Monday, which beats the 2.19" average ... the MONTHLY average
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary nominee says his candidacy was destroyed by "a tsunami of fake news" which is apparently what we are calling "a videotape of your wife on the Oprah Winfrey show talking about how you beat the shiat out of her" now
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Web-connected teddy bear toys leak 2 million private voice messages and other private data
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Cullinan had spent the night snapping photos of celebrities and posting them on social media, including one of Stone moments before Beatty took the stage." Dude, you had one job
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty tells this funny story about the Oscars that you just have to hear
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This bears repeating: Do not drive your car with your window open at wildlife parks
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Joe Cocker remains the only artist who ever performed a Beatles songs better than The Beatles themselves did
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tourists. please don't ply the Bahamas beach pigs with junk food and alcohol - it kind of kills them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what was the motive for Mama June to lose so much weight? How about get revenge on Sugar Bear? Well eating a lot of Golden Crisp cereal will make you big
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Sun February 26, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Why Russia may have stuck its bear claw in the 2016 U.S. election
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Some suggested reasons for limiting gun ownership: 1) Past, violent convictions 2) Documented proof of substance abuse 3) Neckbeard
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass newborn polar bear cub takes its first steps at Munich zoo
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Sat February 25, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
One researcher went to the Chinese factories that make Mardi Gras Beads and spoke to the workers who believe the beads will be given to royalty
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Remember the third guy shot by the racist in Kansas? "I was just doing what anyone should have done," Grillot told the newspaper. "It's not about where he's from, or ethnicity. We're all humans." (Hero beats followup.)
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Australian Navy is way more badass than you realize. Well, sure, they'd have to be to survive all the sharks, venomous eels, spiderfish, aquatic drop bears in the ocean down there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New campaign to save England's red squirrels sees 5,000 volunteers monitoring squirrel populations, educating children about the issue and beating invasive grey squirrels to death in parks
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his beautiful balloon
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Panda bear at the Washington, D.C. zoo has been shipped to China on a plane in a crate with snacks of bamboo shoots, apples and sweet potatoes. Or as United Airlines calls that, the new "basic economy" flight
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia overtakes Saudi Arabia as the world's top crude producer. Although when it comes to crude it's tough to beat Hollywood with films from Seth Rogen, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Beans.. they aren't just for chili anymore. Show us to the right how you make beans work in your meals, appetizers, and more
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jame's O'keefe's latest "bombshell", the "CNN Leaks" project, is a couple of recordings with low-level staffers from 2009 where one called Rassmussen a bad pollster, another said climate change is "undeniable" and a third called Fox news "unbearable"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kids found playing with unexploded WWII bomb on beach. As opposed to playing with exploded bomb
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays' Colby Rasmus an early contender for 2017 Worst Beard in Baseball award
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Wed February 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
During the unbearable black hole of February, sportswriters need to entertain themselves. So with no further ado, I present "In a world without stats, who'd be baseball's best player?"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears to NFL: hey everyone, Jay Cutler is available for a trade. Why is everyone laughing?
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
We're trying to get excited at the thought of not Pamela Anderson, but rather Dwayne Johnson, jogging down the beach with his massive pecs bobbing along in slo-mo. We're failing miserably
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How Madden beat Montana to become the global synonym for football video games among both ordinary gamers and NFL players. BOOM
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(Some Weather Guy)
 
 
 
Worried that all these warm days in February means summer will be unbearable? Worry no more. Unless you live in Columbia SC where it is just miserable regardless
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police shoot and kill Beaverton man waving a gun around on a roof near an elementary school. Authorities say the shot was not gratuitous
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Value meal of Whopper, Poutine and Red Beans and Rice
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach beauty
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Pelicans: "We got rid of Buddy Hield and are adding Demarcus Cousins to our lineup." The Kings: "Check out these magic beans we got"
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Sun February 19, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Emma Watson says Beauty and the Beast is not about Stockholm Syndrome
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(USA Hockey)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in America, which kicks off Hockey Week Across America. Will the number of "Shut up, Pierres" beat the over? Will a fancy hat party interfere? Coverage starts at noon on NBC, first game is Caps/Rangers @ 12:30pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The "Tiny Trump" meme is a thing of beauty
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Why the vitriol against Ivanka Trump? Much of it can likely be boiled down to jealousy. Left-leaning journalists and feminists won't admit it, but she is everything that we all aspire to be: smart, beautiful, and successful"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In Australia, if the dropbears don't get you the catgaroos probably will
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Navy veteran beaten for trying to protect turtle from torture
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seal Beach faces renewed flooding threat from looming storm, fills 600 sandbags, could get a little ... crazy
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Miss Beazley and Sven get cooking in the kitchen, and the Westminster Dog Show penalizes Hot Dog for using underinflated chew toys, tonight on Riverdale CW 9PM EST
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how Weird Al would cover The Beatles? Well, he did and here's you chance to listen to it
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roy Orbison's son has acquired rights to the film, The Beatle Who Vanished, all about when Paul McCartney could turn invisible
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The mass beaching of whales in New Zealand in recent weeks was not just some ordinary tragedy, it was a warning that a HUGE earthquake is coming soon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU parliament backs free trade deal with Canada, guaranteeing access to moose and beaver for all
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"We are all Mia the distracted beagle"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar will no longer beat the crap out of people in MMA
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Tue February 14, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's big inauguration orgy cost over $600,000 and feaatured The Beach Boys
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
You can now purchase the Dark Tower trailer theme song from Spotify. Trailer itself is still somewhere in the distance, follow the beams
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadian master class in how to beat the jerky handshake. Bully boy just wants some love
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alanis Morrisette burglarized for $2 million in jewelry. No word if they got the cross she bears that was given to her by that guy from Full House
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft Azure beats supercomputers for scientific number-crunching
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A whopping 26 million people tuned in to see Adele beat out Beyonce and Bowie beat out everyone else at the Grammy Awards
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Has China beaten NASA with an 'impossible' warp drive engine that will get humans to Mars in mere weeks?
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wingtips on the beach. Jogging shorts. Mom jeans. And now long ties. Truly our great nation has fallen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sugar Bear, ex-boyfriend of Mama June and father of Honey Boo Boo, weds 45-year-old girlfriend in tender Georgia backyard ceremony full of sketti
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aren't school beatings something we should just mind our own business about? As long as the public can't hear the screaming, what's the big deal?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
For those who took the "we're five weeks behind" quote from Belichick seriously, he's been off golfing at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what washed up on the beach
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump issued the following critique after meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: 'His hands were slightly larger and stronger than my tremendous bigly bear paws, and I consider this a direct threat to our national security'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Beauty and Lord Voldemort
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're missing a £50,000,000 stash of cocaine, it has just washed onto beaches in Norfolk and authorities are holding it for you
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(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
"The message contained in Sainsbury's latest Valentine's product, a pair of hugging bear mugs, isn't 'Happy Valentine's Day, here is a cute bear with a gigantic farking schlong' but it might as well be"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's official: bears prefer Obsession by Calvin Klein. "I'm sure they don't mind the smell of Britney Spears either"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The brave Republican warrior who Trump was considering for the job of arguing his cases to the Supreme Court has withdrawn his name from consideration because a rubberstamp Congress that would approve Satan is just too much to bear
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With winter finally arriving to parts of the country, being stranded on a New Zealand beach would sound good to a lot of people right now. Not so much for 416 pilot whales
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Jellybean and Hot Dog start a detective agency as Jason Blossom patiently waits to be resurrected by Sabrina, tonight on Riverdale CW 9PM EST
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old and busted: sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads. New hotness: B-52s with frikkin' laser beams
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
After eleven years, Chili's ends their ban on The Office's Pam Beasley
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France's Macron seen beating Le Pen in presidential runoff. I don't speak French, but isn't that headline a bit explicit?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1986, Spud Webb, who at 5'7" was one of the shortest players in the history of professional basketball, wins the NBA slam dunk contest, beating his Atlanta Hawks teammate 6'8" Dominique Wilkins
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana plans to go after deadbeat parents where it hits them the hardest--their rights to huntin' and fishin'
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight on Comics TV: Iris continues to poke the bear on "The Flash" (CW 8EST) Later, Rip takes extreme measures to stop Trump on "Legends of Tomorrow" (CW 9EST) Finally, Coulson and Mac meet Tony Stark's LMD on "Agents of SHIELD" (ABC 10EST
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you want to know a secret? This day in 1964, The Beatles arrive in the United States
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(Politico)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean CEO goes behind President Trump's back, tries to undermine US safety
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's bad when thieves use metal shears to cut the corner of your license plate that bears your registration renewal sticker. It really sucks when your HOA declares your now "unregistered" vehicle a violation and boots it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The butthurt, it's beautiful
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony spotted at anti-Trump protest march in West Palm Beach
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Sat February 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Even the bubble wrap washing up on the beach in Australia is deadly
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Fri February 03, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Heard of the 'Don't flash your headlights at high beams' urban legend? Not an urban legend anymore
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bearded man tosses explosives into a Pasadena CA Cheescake Factory. Penny Hofstadter thankful she no longer works there
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Madden NFL 17 predicts the Patriots will beat the Falcons 27-24, John Madden only six minutes to completely finish two plates of ribs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Texas is one of the most culturally and socially conservative states in the US but it wasn't always. Just 20 years ago, Planned Parenthood was named the most trusted special interest in the state, beating the runner-up NRA by over twenty points"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The spitting archerfish is an assassin that can tell your face apart from every other single human in a heartbeat
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Thu February 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State once again tops Michigan in recruiting. Yes it's a bit meaningless, but is there ever a bad time for the Buckeyes to continue beating the Wolverines?
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Topless women leave Buenos Aires beach peacefully but state "To make the tit-phobes happy, we're leaving this fascist beach, but we'll be back another day and there will be many more of us" (Not safe for work video in article)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yoelkis Cespedes' defense in the Caribbean Series ought to make his brother Yoenis proud. Apparently, all Cespedeses are good at baseball
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Y'ever have one of those days where you feel like crashing your truck into your old workplace, beating up your ex-boss, then keeling over?
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Check out the futuristic Renault Trezor that just won the award for most beautiful concept car of 2016 and has nothing to do with NIN
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 613: "Frickin' Laser Beams". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Massacre was no Sunday Night Massacre, which was an exquisite thing of beauty. But don't worry, Trump still has time to match that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Batman is the real monster: He routinely beats the mentally ill, circumvents the law, and eats hamburgers with a knife and fork
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Enforcement of the Civil Rights and Voting Rights act is now close to being in the hands of Jefferson Davis Beauregard Davis III
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
Billy Joel will play Lambeau Field in Wisconsin, marking the first time he's ever been in a building where he has fewer DUIs than the average person in the crowd
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan beats off bus attacker with cane. Well, it's always nice to give someone a hand
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Sun January 29, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Royal Rumble be won by the Beast or the man with a Jackhammer? Will John Cena beat "That Guy From Atlanta" to tie Ric Flair's record? How will we Remember the Rumble? Find out on WWE Royal Rumble, 7 PM ET on WWE Network
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan to test new space-debris removal technique on used ISS cargo spacecraft. It involves earth's magnetic field and extensible electric tether, with no assistance required from giant beasts or robots
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
16-year-old girl wins X-Games snowboarding gold with historic "double cork" maneuver. BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS
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Fri January 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian Parliament votes 383-3 to give men one freebie a year when it comes to beating their wives so long as they don't inflict SUBSTANTIAL bodily harm
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Remember Trump's big day forever with this beautiful commemorative plate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Human-pig hybrid embryo created. Human-bear-pig embryo soon to follow
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
To the nations of the world -- we are more than happy to welcome your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. But if it's all the same -- you can just keep the deadbeats and reprobates -- and the people who want to blow us up
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1986, the Bears beat the Patriots in Super Bowl XX. Ah ... the good times
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Pub owner named Pat Mustard, caught masturbating at barmaid, claims patron beat him up with baseball bat. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Father Ted
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to be served food by a beautiful woman wearing a rabbit outfit? The Playboy Club is reopening
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey spotted at gun store applying for concealed weapon permit, presumably to make sure she has a fair chance at stopping the next beating she takes in a UFC ring
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Using sunscreen is better than an umbrella at the beach. Although the best way to completely avoid the sun's rays is to just sit in the shade created by a group of tourists from Canada
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in the beaker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Chinese app that claims it can "beautify" any photo found to just be applying yellowface filters to all the faces
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's speech reminds me of Slobodan Milosevic's "You'll never be beaten again," that set off the mess in Yugoslavia
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Mpora)
 
 
 
"Hidden on Vancouver Island sits one of the most beautiful skate spots in the world. Built single-handedly by boarder Jamie Collins, who died in a cliff jumping accident after finishing it, it's a spot that's been seen by few and skated by fewer"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Anything can be beautiful if seen at a sufficient distance, and for Detroit that distance turns out to be low Earth orbit
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Man has a dream where his wife cheats on him. He then wakes up and beats up his wife. She has him arrested. Can this relationship be saved?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson warns European leaders "not to give Britain punishment beatings" as it tries to exit the EU. Wow. Apparently politics are a lot kinkier and fun on that side of the pond than this one
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
At her confirmation hearing, Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos said we need guns in school to protect us from grizzly bears. Stephen Colbert nods in approval
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Tue January 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm not exactly sure where the Ice Cream Killer fits on the hot/crazy scale, but she's sure gotta be WAAAAAAAY up there on the crazy side. Scary tag only very slightly beats Sick tag (Not safe for work images in sidebar & below article)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
And today's last-second steal and game-winning buzzer beater which makes national news comes to you from Seven Lakes High School in Texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the beating that Vegas sports books received on the BCS title game? Good thing that was a once in a lifetime...oh, dear
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sign a long-term deal with the maker of Jim Beam, as officials reward the company for always being there for the fans for 108 years
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember Real Madrid's 40 game win streak, the longest unbeaten streak in Spanish soccer history? Well, about that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman receiving benefits claims she can't get a job because she's too beautiful
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(AP)
 
 
 
Keeping with their owner's "winning with class" strategy, 49ers interview wife-beating, girlfriend-beating, and assistant-beating Tom Cable for next head coach
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One reason we don't have better data on how fast Arctic ice is melting is that scientists who go there to check get eaten alive by polar bears, if the mosquitoes don't eat them alive first: "My face looks like a sheet of bubble wrap"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Steelers HC: The Cheatriots are a bunch of assholes and we're going to beat their asses and make them cry. Now make sure not to do anything stupid, like post this speech on social media. Antonio Brown: No worries, Facebook isn't social media
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Sun January 15, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Yes, it was 50 years ago today the Packers beat the Chiefs 35-10 in the very first Super Bowl. Each member of the winning team collected $15,000: the largest single-game share in the history of team sports
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers beat KC or will the Chiefs stop them in their tracks? This is your SNF thread kicking off at 8:20pm ET on NBC
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett to reporter: "You [expletive], What adversity you went through?" Reporter: Does beating Hodgkin's Lymphoma count?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump tweet: "Buy L.L. Bean." Ethics committee: "Uh, PEEOTUS, about your tweet"
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Sat January 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for round two of the NFL playoffs with the battle of the birds, Seattle at Atlanta starting at 4:35 ET on FOX, then the Texans try to beat the Patriots against all the odds at 8:15 ET on CBS
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"X-Men: Phoenix Is the Franchise's Salvation". Unlikely tag beats out Facepalm and Stupid tags
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German zoo welcomes new ugly-ass male polar bear cub
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Fri January 13, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Nine greatest Hollywood beards, not including Katie Holmes or Kelly Preston
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Philly Uber driver arrested for beating passenger bloody. Uber driver claims that he was provoked by the passenger's demands to be driven to New Jersey
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Black motorist tackled and beaten for "stealing" his own car, remains polite & cooperative anyway. Cops immediately find out that the car is registered to him but decide to throw some resisting arrest and disobeying an officer charges at him anyway
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(Grind TV)
 
 
 
Not only do the polar bears, seals, and otters enjoy a snow day at the zoo, but the Asian elephants seem to enjoy the cold stuff as well
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Thu January 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the world's last public library book mender, who uses no advanced tools to repair beat-up covers, cracked spines, and torn pages. "A computer does not do anything here - it only interrupts"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Larry Steinbachek, keyboardist for 80s synthpop group Bronski Beat, dead at 56
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Behold the "the near-magical properties of earwax". And subby thought it was only good for flavoring jelly beans
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Clemson beat Alabama by 4, but beat Las Vegas by 20,000,000
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Monmouth University to house Bruce Springsteen's archives, narrowly beating out Nebraska, Youngstown and Darlington County
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Porn searches for the Trump family surged after election, because apparently even Rule 34 ends up beaten and sobbing in the corner sometimes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I pledge to protect the civil rights of every American as attorney general," claims Emperor Palpatine lookalike Jeff Sessions, whose record is so white it gets confused for a Beatles double album
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
Boobies
 
At the beach, or in a pew, Pope Francis loves them, yes he do
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
If you've been putting neon green dye in public fountains, the city of Virginia Beach would like you to knock it off
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hot dog enthusiast and professional beard Michele Bachmann gleefully hopes Donald Trump will "end evil gay rights"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just a French girl and a piano and the most hauntingly beautiful 3 minutes of your day
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're buying food ahead of a massive storm that's headed your way, instead of hoarding bread and milk you should be stockpiling beans, peanut butter, and chocolate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Brits have their own Lumberjack Commandos. Meet the Pioneer Sergeants, the only rank in the British Army allowed to wear a beard on parade. Their personal weapon is an axe and among their duties is to kill horses wounded in battle
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson loses his beard on Jimmy Kimmel show. Future guest appearance by Tom Cruise not yet confirmed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Genius beautician comes up with devious plan to keep her driving points down but is foiled when her Facebook post pleading for a patsy is spotted by a cop
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Biden unveils his post-Vice Presidency plans, but we all know he's going to cruise the Delaware beaches in his Trans Am
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
George McCaskey: 'We have no intention of winning..er um.. selling' the Bears
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite readers think Laura Ingraham should replace Megyn Kelly on Fox News, beating out Tomi Lahren, Baba Yaga, and a hologram of Leni Riefenstahl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four people arrested after live streaming the beating of a special needs man on Facebook which included anti-Trump, racist taunts
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
The wedding is probably not going to happen if you beat the groom with a wooden plank over the size of the engagement ring
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Having run out of healthy kick returners on eve of playoffs, Seahawks sign Devin Hester off street, hope he can rediscover his legendary Bears form against Lions
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Tue January 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Someone's been smoking in my bed," said baby bear. "And he's still here"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of holding down and beating a woman following.... what is up with his beard?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ten dolphins rescued from Cape Cod on New Year's Day, sent back to Miami to take their beating
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A look back at one of the worst Bears seasons on record
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(Some Arctic Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sad polar bear
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Jennifer Lopez's recent 'romance' with rapper Drake is as fake as her Jenny From The Block act, and is only meant to sell their new record
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The humble children's picture book is under attack by nature experts who lobby for scientific accuracy, discouraging abominations like penguins and polar bears living together, cats in hats, and butterflies emerging from (gag me) cocoons
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeowners advised to keep their rotting garbage from before Christmas in their freezers until cash-strapped town resumes normal collection. "The council suggests residents turn empty baked bean tins from the garbage into craft projects for the kids"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(The National)
 
 
 
Of course you want to see the winners of the annual camel beauty contest in Abu Dhabi
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Hunter barely survives bear attack. Bear didn't survive because, funnily enough, another hunter killed the bear and skinned it. Good times
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
This day in history, December 29, 1974: The Beatles finally break up at Disney World
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Only a few days left in the year - I bet Sean Bean is really nervous
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Senators reassure wary Baltic nations that the U.S. won't abandon NATO once our raspy president also rips his shirt off and wrestles a Russian bear with his little hands
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Carolina rep, who defended the Confederate flag, was arrested for beating his wife and pointing a gun at her, which is what all those old Confederates used to do back in the day when their wives wouldn't listen
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's main road closure due to A) DOT, B) Accidents, Florida) Naked guy jumping on cars and intentionally beating his head on their windshields
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man launches gofundme to help protect Betty White from 2016. If this works and Betty White makes it out of 2016 alive, the money raised will then be used to acquire nude photos of Bea Arthur
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Actual adjectives used by Barclays employees to describe Barclays' lending practices: Craptacular, shiat, garbage, and bearing "the distinct aroma of default"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sleepy bear
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Little boy's teddy bear headstone removed because of a single complaint that it doesn't comply with cemetery rules
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bowl madness continues as four more bowl games are at our lap. So is it Black Knights or Mean Green? Hooters or Deacons? Gophers or Cougars? Broncos or Bears? The games begin at Noon ET sharp
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump says 'no way' Obama would have beat him. And the line is drawn
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
Now that Christmas is over let us remind our Christian Friends that Jesus and all his followers were devout Jews and the term Christian didn't come to many years later, basically today they would be those Jews with the black hats and beards
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Sun December 25, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
There's only two Christmas day games. Will the Ravens be able to beat the Steelers at home? Starting at 4:30pm ET on the NFL Network. For the night game we have the Broncos at the Chiefs starting at 8:30pm on NBC
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Santa to ensure Denver beats the Chiefs 115-0 on Christmas night
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Titans beat the Jaguars to stay in the playoff hunt? Will Cleveland continue its bid for a no win season? And who will win in the Rams vs. 49er's loser bowl? It's time for Saturday football starting at 1pm ET on FOX/CBS
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Fri December 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nets beat the Golden State Warriors by 16 points. Difficulty: At halftime
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
One of the Russian groups who attacked the DNC is known as Fancy Bear. They also hacked Ukrainian artillery units by injecting malware into a phone app used for targeting. Tweets from Trump that APT 28 is in no way affiliated with the GRU are INCOMI-
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Does anyone remember that Disney movie Shazaam? And the Berenstain Bears books?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Scientists say Svalbard Seed Vault is not a secret eugenics lab, just a bigger version of your Grandma's root cellar that happens to be nuke-proof, built to last 1,000 years, and guarded by roving polar bears
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Could a college team beat the Browns? Possibly. It happened before
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Trump may have finally lined up some marquee talent for his inauguration, the Beach Boys. That is if the marquee was from the sixties. Apparently, the Mills Brothers are unavailable and Lawrence Welk is dead
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and his Deplorables are basically browbeating and intimidating moderate Republicans into doing their duty or face unconscionable consequences
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Despite constant criticism by British press for his losing ways and unbearable American accent, analysis of Swansea coach Bob Bradley's media appearances reveals he prefers British words for 9 of 15 contentious soccer-related terms. Jolly good
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah, Trump, you just watch yourself, or we'll respond with Canada's weapons of mass destruction...RABID BEAVERS
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
The Chargers weren't the only thing getting beat on the field
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach site of new Astros/Nationals spring training ballpark is swarmed by scavenger birds who enjoy the nearby landfill and will likely enjoy fans' leftover French fries and hot dogs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Antimatter beamed with laser reveals possible secrets of how the universe was created, and unleashes anti-sharks with frikken pineapples on their heads, because antimatter is weird shiat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It was cold during the Packers-Bears game. How cold was it? It was so cold the players' helmets cracked
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The media would like to remind you that your Christmas tree is a savage beast that will kill everything in the world that you love if you turn your back on it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Force is with Rogue One as it raked in $153 million, the 12th-biggest opening and 2nd best December opening behind The Force Awakens. Moana was #2 with $12 million, Office Christmas Party #3 with $8 million while Collateral Beauty bombed at #4 (Spoilers in thread)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Titans be able to beat the Chiefs, can Cleveland finally get a win over Buffalo and will New England get a win over Denver? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS/FOX
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Opioid addiction and overdoses are at record highs, so naturally the DEA classifies non-psychoactive CBD oil as Schedule 1. Asinine tags beats Facepalm and Murica tags in three falls
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(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
There may be a benefit to come from the "Wakeyleaks" scandal, besides the laughs you get from believing anyone needed leaked plays to beat Wake Forest
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher is confident that the damage he has done to the Rams is so irreparable that even he can coach a team to beat them at this point
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings will make a switch at RB. Peterson will play, hopes he can help beat the Colts
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beachy moment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A bizarre video appears to show a UFO arriving at earth through a bright blue wormhole. The footage, shot at an unknown location, shows a space ship being beamed down to earth via a bright blue tractor beam"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Pitbull pulled down a cool $1 million to talk about Florida's sexy beaches, which is nice work if you can get it
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Thu December 15, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can John Fassel move the Rams offense from middle school all the way to pro level in such a short time frame or will the Seahawks recover from their loss and beat LA? It's your TNF thread live on NBC at 8:30 pm eastern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just went to the store and found a different type of package of gummi bears. 12 different flavors of gummi bear goodness. In your opinion what's the greatest food innovation in the past 1,000 years?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
TSA confiscates huge, sad teddy bear, gives it an even more depressing backstory
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
When the cops find this guy, I wonder what he will look like when they wash off the drawn-on beard
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lists his Palm Beach home for sale. No word if it includes that painting of him meeting Jesus
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
CBS/Paramount casts Sasha from The Walking Dead in the lead role for Star Trek: Discovery. If history is any indication, the show won't get good until she grows a beard, though
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The big threats in Canada: 1) polar vortex 2) polar bears 3) car-licking moose
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aggressive bear rummaging in trash charges off duty-cop & his family, so he shoots it with his service weapon before bear flees. So there's now a hungry, aggressive bear out in La Verne, CA who's been shot
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Congress passes, President Obama to sign "Talia's Law," named after little girl beaten to death by parents on Army base, that will require military officials to report all child abuse to state authorities. Wait, they weren't doing that before?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated forgets the Penguin's Stanley Cup win earlier this year, but who can blame them? I mean, was beating the Sharks really that much of an accomplishment?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Paleoanthropologists discover oldest known evidence of Jesus carrying man on the beach
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the FBI and the DNC both failed to recognize Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear until it was too late. Fozzie unavailable for comment
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theoretical physicist studying tachyon particles develops new theory that not only points to an intelligent designer for the universe, but also provides a way to successfully reverse the tractor beam using a feedback loop on the solar array
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
New test at age 3 can tell if your child will grow up to be an asshole. So you can start the beatings early, I suppose
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Mon December 12, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Congressman and deadbeat dad, and currently ultra-right wing radio talk show host Joe Walsh says Trump's response to reports of Russian election hacking is "almost treasonous". He might not want to take his Maserati to 185 for a while
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The New Day retain the tag team titles and beat Demolition's record? Will the much-hyped premiere of Emmalina be successful? Will Bad Guy Rusev have to defend his wife's honor again from Good Guys Enzo and Cass? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Giants coach Ben McAdoo says he motivated his team to beat the Cowboys by showing them the video of the man saving his dog by punching a kangaroo in the face
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of Hearts Still Beating, the midseason finale of The Walking Dead, which saw a couple of deaths, the disparate members of the core group dealing with chaos, and basically repeating the same formula as the past five years [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the most nauseating thing you've ever eaten. Subby's is lamb tongue in a curry sauce - bet you can't beat that
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Metaphor for Trump election win washes up on New Zealand beach. You see, it was a large shapeless mass covered with barnacles and weird looking hair. It was sent as a warning against fascism by space aliens. There was a note attached
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Sun December 11, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the New York Football Giants be able to pull off a miracle and beat the Cowboys or will Dak and company swat them down like flies? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Moana is #1 for the third straight week, earning $18.8 million while Office Christmas Party debuted at #2 with $16.8 million. Fantastic Beasts and Lost Luggage remains #3 with $10 million, Doctor Strange astrally projecting at #5 with $4 million
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Army beating Navy is about as likely as Trump being elected President
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Sat December 10, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember that film Al Gore made in 2006 that said sea levels would rise 20 feet in the next decade and hurricane activity would double? Well, he used the proceeds to buy a beachfront mansion, but private jets are expensive, so he's made a sequel
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 most unfortunate names in human history. It's great knowing we live in a world where Dr. James Grossweiner could one day marry a woman named Charity Beaver. Then they'd combine their last names into "Grossbeaver" for gender equality's sake
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You probably didn't know that Lucy the ancient ape from Ethiopia got her name from a Beatles' song, may have died from falling out of a tree, and dispensed psychiatric advice for a mere 5 cents
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Coed)
 
 
 
Either The Walking Dead isn't paying their extras enough, or Myrtle Beach has a big zombie prostitute problem
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats looking to the Senate for the 2020 presidential candidate, though maybe they need to look at someone like Jeff Probst or Bear Grylls since we're electing reality show hosts with no political experience now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why back in the day when we had a hunger problem on the college campus we'd go out and kill a bear for the winter
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Wed December 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual Hershey Bears' hockey "teddy bear toss". This year's total? A record 20,662 stuffed bears
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Finding his belt-busting physique unbearable, Pablo Sandoval now only eats shoots and leaves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio passes abortion "heartbeat" law. Don Johnson unavailable for comment
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pedophile beaten to death with his own trumpet. That is not a euphemism
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"This year, life gave Austin lemons. On Sunday, Austin took those lemons, stuffed them into a sock and beat the Saints with that sock until he juiced the lemons and made lemonade"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ISIS has resorted to recruiting toothless, gray-bearded geriatrics with onions on their belts who tell stories that don't go anywhere
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Semi sweet Bear bait
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you need a little break from things today, here's a beautiful time-lapse of heavy snow falling in Hawaii
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"It's fair to say that at this pace, the Caribbean is running out of coconuts"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 49ers-Bears game was an exciting game, where neither team completed a pass in the first quarter
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Sun December 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will we see a softer side of Negan as he interacts with Carl and Judith? Will Rick continue to be compliant and complacent? Is his fire tempered? Has Daryl truly been beaten? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Moana holds onto the #1 spot with $29.6 million, Fantastic Beasts and How to Mishandle Luggage Holding Them #2 with $16.9 million. Doctor Strange floats to #5 with $6.5 million while newcomer Incarnate thuds at made-up spot #11 with $2.2 million
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Sat December 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iron gate bearing the slogan, "Arbeit Macht Frei" stolen from the Dachau concentration camp may have been discovered in a Norway suburb. Authorities are canvassing the neighborhood asking if anyone has seen Kyle
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vikings ask Trump how he'd handle the Bears
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Fri December 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mongolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There are crying Jordan memes, and then there's Isaiah Thomas holding up a giant crying Jordan head courtside after Indiana beat North Carolina
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what are these strange, squishy objects washing up on the shores of Huntington Beach, California? No, it is not an excited sponge and his oblivious starfish friend
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has some choice words for Trump's crazy Carrier giveaway deal, explains that Carrier just showed corporations how to beat the 'business' President Donald Trump
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beaver walks into a store and trashes the place. Wally, being the older brother, will probably get the blame
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
Meet the guy in the cowboy hat and white beard who held up a sign of unity outside of a mosque in Irving, TX
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Father of the Year tries to drop off child-support payment at McDonald's drive-through window, becomes enraged when ex won't come to window, crawls through said window, beats her
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President who received fawning coverage from MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NPR, Vox, The Daily Beast, WaPo, NYT, Time, PBS, the Daily Show, and Colbert says the reason his side lost was that people were watch the incorrect TV station
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In one of the best NBA comebacks of the season, the Brooklyn Nets rally from 16 down in the 4th quarter to beat the LA Clippers in double OT
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're trying to say, so here's a video of a baby polar bear getting a bath
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Rumored candidate for Secretary of Labor has a history of running ads with beautiful women wearing bikinis and eating burgers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Someone has been sleeping in my bed, said baby bear, and he's still here...and naked
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Killing bears in NJ reduces the chances of bear attacks. Don't worry, a lot of research went into this conclusion
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While you were sitting on the couch digesting your third slice of pumpkin pie, you missed out on a 138 PITCH NO-HITTER. Yes, baseball still continues in the Caribbean Winter Leagues
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)