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393 headlines found matching 'BEA'
Wed October 01, 2014
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Yeah, don't panic, but the world's coffee beans could all go extinct at pretty much any moment
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Since no one asked where the walruses have gone, here are 35,000 of them. On one beach in Alaska
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(33)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
A study/map of dreams reveals which states dream about sex the most and which dream about choking lions or South Dakota beauty queens
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Why did a pack of twentysomethings beat up a gay couple?" Because even though my generation is far more accepting than your generation, we still have the occasional pack of wild assholes
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beast from the east and his release
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(26)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
WWF says animal populations have taken a beatdown, and are on the ropes
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson asks Viking teammates to beat their opponent. Really whip their butts
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Happy that you used your metal detector to find a few quarters at the beach? Meet the amateur who just found a hoard of 22,000 Roman coins
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(37)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
And in Wyoming, the score is Black Bears 1, Bowhunters 1
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(89)
 
(PackersNews)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers: "Punts? We don't need no stinkin' punts"
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(44)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Another beautiful weekend in Chiraq sees thirty wounded and three dead in another weekend of gun and gang violence
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(180)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Let the NFL Thread Gredunzas begin. Bears/Pack 12:00 EDT, Eagles/Niners 4:00 EDT and Saints/Cowboys 8:30 EDT headline week 4. So what if your team is on the bye week?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hipster Mormons protest BYU's mandatory student contract that forbids beards
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(122)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When you go skinny dipping with Bear Grylls there's always a chance he's going to pull something out of his ass and propose
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(62)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Student body to fill Beavers's holes for Tinkle
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(8)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bear wandering aimlessly around Vancouver neighborhood described at "fat and lazy," answers to the name "Luongo"
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As a Bears fan, I should be used to Aaron Rodgers making me cry. But not like this
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(14)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans are just like you and drive Priuses, grow beards and get tattooed
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(219)
 
(BBC America)
 
 
 
"Bolting-hutch of beastliness," "Filthy bung," "Dissembling harlot," "A fusty nut with no kernel." Shakespearian insults or Fark handles?
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(25)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Most common note Canadians get from their postal carrier explaining why their mail isn't being delivered anymore? "Bear At Door" (pic)
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson joins the cast of Ted 2, where he will hopefully threaten the foul-mouthed bear and whichever Wahlberg that is over the phone
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(26)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Watch, as the Beavercreek OH police dept kill a kid talking on his phone in Wal-Mart for picking up a BB gun somebody else left lying around. Righteous shoot? You judge. Video is synched with entire 911 call
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Wed September 24, 2014
(ESPN Media)
 
 
 
ESPN has suspended Bill Simmons for three weeks due to comments he made about Roger Goddell in his most recent podcast. For those keeping track, that's a longer suspension than Goodell initially gave Ray Rice for beating his wife
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(195)
 
(Here Is The City)
 
 
 
"Speed runners impress and bewilder me - I don't understand why they play through games in order to complete them in the fastest time, but to each to their own. The latest news is a speed runner beating everything in GTA III in under 7 hours"
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(46)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Jay Cutler and crew continue to not show up until the second half? Will Marty Mornhinweg shoot New York in the foot again? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Jets on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM EDT on ESPN
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the quirky world of MLB, Jerome Williams has pitched for three different teams this season ... and has beaten the A's with each team
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(6)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Colin Kapernick used racial slur on the field. At least he didn't threaten to beat the Bears with their own children
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons team suspended after video emerges showing savage beating of Tampa Bay, MIT researchers trying to imagine what a real breast is like, and man takes 1d8 damage from short spear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/14 - 9/20
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Sun September 21, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Cena overcome the odds? Or will BrrrrrrrOCK LESNARlay another epic beatdown on him? Will Dean Ambrose come in to save the day with SSRR out? All this and MORE on the WWE Night of Champions PPV, 8pm Eastern, 5pm specific
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"In a land of melting ice-creams, sandy feet and fluffy bears, how could anyone be fearful of terrorism?" 'Terror doodles' prompt removal of Australian man from commercial airline flight
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it OK to hate hipsters? "They can be crass, attitudinal, have offbeat ideas about the rights of way a fixed-gear bike is afforded in traffic. But they're just as often culturally engaged, self-reflective. I mean, come on, we were all young once"
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(124)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Residents in beach town complain about girls standing around in bikinis
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(174)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble assures toothpaste customers that even though the microbeads can get embedded in your gums, can trap bacteria, and can lead to gingivitis, they are still perfectly safe
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(26)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
James Harden and James Harden's Beard get facial hair advice in their newest commercial
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(9)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And in Canada, the current score is Black Bears 1, Hunters 0
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you're a Tampa Bay Buccanners fan, as bad as last night's beatdown at the hands of the Atlanta Falcons was, we hate to have to inform you that the worst is yet to come
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From December 6, 1986. Siskel and Ebert review Little Shop of Horrors. "Has an almost unbeatable combination of gruesome humor, slapstick sight gags, and really funny acting"
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(5)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The entire Atlanta Falcons team has been suspended under the NFL's domestic violence policy after video surfaced of the merciless beating they placed on Tampa Bay
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
2014 Ig Nobel Prizes in weird science revealed: Bacon-stuffed nostrils, polar bear costumes & the science of dog doo
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(4)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The iPhone 6 means that everyone will be filming the latest LAPD beatdown in HD for your viewing pleasure
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(92)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You Catholic school kids who had nothing to do with the gay hate crime beating in Philly can leave now. Not so fast, "coach"
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(64)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How dare the media get all hysterical over beating women
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(199)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick fined $11,025 for the swear word he didn't say to a Bears defender Sunday night
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of senators call for resignation of NFL pro football player; wait did I say 'NFL pro football player'? I meant federal judge accused of beating his wife in an Atlanta hotel room last month
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Crist was beat, Crist has risen, Crist will be beat again
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(35)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
How to beat the Seahawks, in four simple steps
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings have switched their decision on Adrian Peterson, sending a blow to his ability to play and guaranteeing that it will be difficult to beat those little saints this weekend
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(75)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
To mark National Cupcake Week, here are 12 of the cupcakes that you would NOT want to eat, including meat loaf, Mountain Dew and Doritos and a Marmite-flavored beauty, which is a failure as a cupcake but successful as an affront to god
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Tue September 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The most beautiful, artfully tinted picture of contagious DISEASES THAT WILL KILL YOU ON THE SPOT. Mostly
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(17)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Estonian online store sells $11.50 beard combs made from scrap vinyl records, which some customers will undoubtedly claim they've already listened to
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(28)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A female grizzly bear in Alaska's Katmai National Park adopts an abandoned cub and raises him as if he was her own. Disney lawyers sue for copyright infringement
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(15)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Slothed)
 
 
 
College president offers to buy year's supply of textbooks for any student that beats him in Madden NFL
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(21)
 
(Ashe Mountain Times)
 
 
 
Bean counter predicts dreaded Black Squirrel Winter, which means lower temperatures, property values
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(83)
 
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Some Rutgers fans wear "Beat Ped State" shirts during their first Big 10 game. Penn State fans wish the Rutgers fans had kept those shirts covered up. For 14 years
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(110)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elderly couple moves to Florida next to wilderness areas, complain about bears, coyotes, snakes, noisy tree frogs, panthers. "I don't understand why you environmentalists don't just move the panthers to public land"
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(171)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to appeal his indefinite suspension, looks forward to beating it
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(99)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Bears survive without their top two wideouts? Will the 49ers strike gold? It's your better late than never Sunday Night Football thread, 8:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overhead beach view
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(12)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Robin ups the ante by offering a milkshake with caramel, bacon, and Jim Beam maple bourbon
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Eegah, a film starring the late Richard Kiel as a lovestruck caveman terrorizing a lovestruck teen. Joel, Servo, and Crow deliver a top-ten episode. "I've heard enough, I'll go beat him senseless"
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rockstar teases GTA V for XBox One and PS4 and this may be the game that makes people buy the next-gen consoles even if they've already beaten the game on the current models (vid)
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(39)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Stanford researchers develop an ant sized radio, perfect for playing Beatles music
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(13)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Noted relationship guru and domestic violence sociologist Chris Brown says Ray Rice should really, really try to stop beating women
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
List of ten dead horses TV networks keep on beating
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(103)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seven bears target woman's home for a nice meal. To be fair, Goldilocks started it
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(15)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Woman accuses husband of cheating, beats him with metal pipe then runs over family dog. Yes alcohol was involved. (tag is for dog)
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(67)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FTA: What's more impressive than sharks with laser beams? Dolphins with nuclear missiles
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was a beautiful, sexy woman; men wanted me. My husband ravished me. And then, I got pregnant. Now I look like a troll. Is it right to blame my child for this?" Certainly we have no problem believing you're a troll
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(227)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Okay Mr. Presidentin' smrt guy. How do you plan on beating ISIS without sending in troops? You'd need some sort of flying machine that can be controlled from all the way over here and still blow them up. Check and mate, Lib lib libby lib lib
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, Hurricane Dora smashed into Florida's east coast, leaving five dead and thousands without power. And then the Beatles showed up
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(13)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Truck spills thousands of oranges across the road and it's BEAUTIFUL
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(35)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to convert beams of light into solid crystal. You know it's important research because it's described as "super awesome" right there in the scientific paper
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(27)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom rumored to return for Paychecks of the Caribbean 5
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(26)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indigenous tribe in Amazon, tired of waiting on Brazilian government to take on illegal loggers, take matters into their own hands. Round up loggers, beat them with sticks, confiscate weapons, burn equipment and steal their pants. w/pics
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(150)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Make Me Beautiful" #2: Biracial woman asks media around the world to Photoshop her. Algeria FTW
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Beans and farts. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(17)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The AP poll released their new rankings. Oregon Ducks move ahead of Alabama for the No. 2 spot. Virginia Tech rises into the poll for the first time. Both teams beat Big 10 schools
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(63)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Really crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane into a wilderness of flaming bears and hungry trees
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(52)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Leaning quietly against a stoop when the cops get a noise complaint? That's an arrestin'. Asking why you're being arrested? That's a punchin', kickin', beatin', pepper-sprayin'... and a droppin' of all charges later by the DA
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(158)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of its being World Beard Day 2014, let's look into why it's so awesome to have one
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(108)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption these bears
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(41)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy opens dog-only beach. Your dog wants sunscreen
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(38)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Three words to make your weekend: Gummy Bear Sangria
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(28)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Illegally logging in the Alto Turiacu Indian territory? That's a beating, and a stripping, and a dragging and a truck burning. Look, basically, you're farked dumbass
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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(51)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
University of Arizona football fan redefines the term 'douchebag' when the crowd begins batting a beach ball around
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(64)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you have the Phoenix Mercury beating out the Minnesota Lynx to advance to the Finals in your WNBA brackets, things are looking up. And also you filled out a WNBA bracket
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(25)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity invites long-bearded extremist onto his show to discuss radical Islam
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(103)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Skipper arrested on DUI suspicion after boat runs aground at Venice Beach. Assault charges may be added as witnesses claim he struck his first mate several times with his hat after the incident
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(48)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls' "The Island" gets season renewal. Will toast occasion by drinking his own pee
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(20)
 
(Archery Wire)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept. of Natural Resources asks that you don't shoot collared bears. Crew neck bears are all right, though
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(51)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(87)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(196)
 
(Cairo Scene)
 
 
 
Video footage shows beautiful wedding aboard a Nile felucca in what is the first documented gay marriage in Egypt. Other than the guy who supports gay rights but suggests killing them, local social media seems supportive
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We'll beat anyone's price... or your french fries are FREEEEEEEEEEEE"
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worker beaming with pride on a box well carried
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunning satellite images show the Arctic ice cap is growing, and Al Gore is actually living as a snow-encrusted man in his vast private ice kingdom, with his own freeze-ray and a diet of nothing but polar bear meat and icicles
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(174)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coalition calls for porn production to halt in the wake of a pornstar being diagnosed with HIV. Pornstars still performing are encouraged to either take precautions or beat it
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie League football game descends into brawl during post game handshakes, with both players and spectators beating each other and themselves
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(31)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Reporter: So why's my son's medicine $15 sometimes and $30 other times? CVS: Beats us, ask the insurance company. Insurance company: Farked if we know. Federal government, throwing 30,000 pages of regulations on the table: Oh hai - we gots this
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(91)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh hey, let's pass through this rainbow on our flight so we can see how beautiful it is and try to spark a lightning hit while we're at it
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teen comes out to his family that he's gay. They support his deci... aw, who am I kidding? They beat the crap out of him and toss him out of the house because Jesus
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(75)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A handcrafted, $7,500 yurt that's far cooler than your house. Or your beard. Or your tats. Or your choice of local-sourced coffee and gum. Or your highly refined post-punk, '80s-centric ironic sense of fashion. Or the name of your start-up. Or you
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(41)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Islamists beat moderates in the Middle East because they have better PR
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(27)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
New stick for beating the "legalize it" dead horse: "The result was the THC reduced damage to the heart in all cases"
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(96)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
You may want to pre-order your tickets for Full House: The Movie, with Bob Saget and John Stamos so you beat the rush
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(45)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Town where entire population is made up of beautiful young women makes appeal for single men." You've been waiting for this your entire life (pics)
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(233)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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(33)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The good news: American farmers looking at bumper crops of corn and soybeans. Fark: There's a major silo shortage
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(38)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bear heads stolen from remote Maine cabin. Bear heads stolen from remote Maine cabin
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man accused of having sex with a mattress apparently just really needed his Beautyrest
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(23)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Betcha can't beat just one
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(43)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Sometimes a tool comes along that's both deeply simple and beautifully complex - like this one
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(33)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
2.2 million bean bag chairs recalled over shocking .00009% fatality rate
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BP to spend $9 billion on Australian gas stations, exploration of new oceans and beaches to foul
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next time you're at Lambeau Field, order the Horse Collar-- a 22-inch kielbasa that will give you a heart attack just looking at it
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(122)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
From today's 'Only in Alaska' files: Store evacuated after forklift driver accidentally punctures a can of bear spray
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(39)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
David Yates in talks to write the Harry Potter spin-off novel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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(24)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Man beaten to a pulp with oranges
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(48)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Leaving your 3 young kids in a car for 4 hours while you drink beer and then try drive home with them after getting sloshed? Even your fellow drunken reprobates are gonna draw the line there and give you a beatdown
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good mother helps her daughter lose weight before a beauty pageant. Not typically by feeding her tapeworms, but it's the thought that counts, right? (Not safe for work image in sidebar)
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(108)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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(70)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina: Maximum sentence for beating a dog: five years. Maximum sentence for a first-time domestic violence charge: 30 days
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(352)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two arrested and charged in connection with the beating of a park ranger. The suspects say they weren't involved, police have made a boo boo
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(44)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Bild bearbeiten Yul Brynner
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(37)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to make Disney's mascots "creepy." Dude, Walt Disney has you beat there for DECADES
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(26)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cutsiebears
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(16)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
When adaptations deviate from the books and cause unbearable smugness
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(42)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ohio State may be easier to beat now this season
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(47)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that BROCK LESNAR conquered the 15-time champ at Summerslam, who will step up to the Beast Incarnate? How will the Bellas' split affect Total Divas? It's WWE RAW, live from Las Vegas (8 pm EDT on USA, 7:30 on 9.99) Pre-show 7:30 pm EDT
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(1570)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(121)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TMNT once again beats Guardians at the box office showing why we can't have nice things
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(104)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bulls, hawks, and doves warned of bears at Jackson Hole, WY Fed meeting. Meanwhile your IRA just had another dead-cat bounce
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(8)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(92)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(45)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the one made of glass to the one illuminated by bioluminescent phytoplankton, here are some of the world's coolest beaches that you've probably never heard of before
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(40)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Bears place TE Zach Miller on IR after injury to his Trapper Keeper covered in rainbows and sparkling unicorns
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(28)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Subby hates to be the bearer of bad news but Sand Worms are a real thing now. Watch one in action here
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(95)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez and that angry Canadian beaver have gotten back together. This is not a repeat of last month, of the six months, of the past year or any of the other billions of other times they've been on and off since 2011
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because there are just too few beat box bassoon and theremin duets performed in Revolutionary War garb
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(4)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A strange addiction: Woman named Teddy Bear Paradise can't stop threatening to assassinate presidents
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(44)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
After kicking Garrosh Hellscream's butt, he goes back in time to get his dad to beat you up as the final boss of the next World of Warcraft expansion pack. In other news, World of Warcraft has run out of ideas
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(52)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Real good dude" gets 20 years for beating his infant child
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(52)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Mark Hamill has a beard, not that there's anything wrong with that
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(48)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Headline everyone wishes was 180 degrees off: Bieber beats sheriff
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(19)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Say, what would you do if you had a pile of raw chicken skins? Sew them together and make a gimp suit? I'm afraid someone's beaten you to it
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(22)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Giant panda sex expert explains how hard it is to get panda bears to have sex with each other
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(32)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's fastest camera takes 4.4 trillion photos a second. Instagram is going to be unbearable
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Market Basket 'a rare case of people not beaten into submission by billionaires'
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Muppets/Beastie Boys mash up is "so what'cha want"
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(13)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why pay rent in an upscale apartment complex when you can live by the beach in a 1985 Volkswagen Westfalia camper van?
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(100)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Scientists say two-headed dolphin carcass found on beach must have served a dual porpoise
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are pictures of Gisele Bündchen in a bikini and then there are pictures of Gisele Bündchen doing yoga in a bikini on a breathtakingly gorgeous beach and you're no longer reading this headline
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
While most of us vacationed at a beach or a theme park this summer, Bill Gates was living it up in his 450-foot long luxury yacht
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(236)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Seven bands whose labels said they were "the next Beatles" but wound up being more like Badfinger
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(141)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Being arrested for wearing an "extremely realistic penis keyring" on your groin, pretending to pee in taxis, and beating up people at a bar is no way to go through life, son
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(40)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Woman breathes life into her bearded dragon. No, that's not a euphemism
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(26)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Awesome: scientists perfect tractor beam. Not So Awesome: it only works on water
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Abbey Road's famous zebra crossing to get traffic control officer. Beatles fans, tourists, say let it be
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(34)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears owe Cook County $4 million in amusement taxes. Apparently the county started charging after watching Jay Cutler try to move the offense
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(44)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday, Smokey Bear. Hey, did you ever notice that he and Sam Elliott are never in the same room?
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(30)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you can't get laid on one of these beaches there's really no hope for you
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(74)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Michael Sam plays in NFL game, single handedly almost beats New Orleans Saints
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(75)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Philadelphia Eagles)
 
 
 
Birds visit Soldier Field for 1st 2014 preseason game vs Chicago Bears
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(15)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Accused child molester beaten to a pulp by victim's dad pleads not guilty. Also, he looks a lot better now
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British police raid pub after pub owner's twin sister mistakenly lights the Grail-shaped beacon
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(36)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Argument over golf rules involving "casual water" leads to a beat down with a 3-wood, a golf course melee, and two dumbasses in jail
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(70)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
This is why New York City can't have nice things: Beautiful and bizarrely artistic street signs featuring skulls, spires, coat hangers and other strange icons from the DOT that were placed around Manhattan are being stolen by quasi-satanic hipsters
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"That means the world to me, everything I went through," says Ray Rice of pre-season applause from fans. And by "everything I went through," he means "beating my girlfriend unconscious and dragging her limp body out of an elevator"
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Move over Bloody Mary with a cheeseburger slider, make room and get ready for the "Chicken Fried Bloody Beast." An epic masterpiece of a Bloody Mary that comes with an entire fried chicken on top of it, courtesy of a Milwaukee bar
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has his parents for dinner. Fark: With some fava beans and a nice chianti
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(68)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planet of The Apes. New Hotness: Planet of the Bears. I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
11 things you probably didn't know about the Beatles, like how their concerts were full of incontinent women and that George lost his virginity while the others watched
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West: "I am the smartest f*cking celebrity you've ever dealt with." Given that he said this to a paparazzo he was beating up, however, undermines his ludicrous claim
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(73)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why can a grizzly bear eat nothing but bacon, sleep all winter, and not get diabetes like we do? Man, life sucks
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(35)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If there's anything that will scare a bear off you when it's mauling you it's a Justin Bieber ringtone. Definitely frightening
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Safes stolen from eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, a big, fun summer festival in Wales
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(8)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces plans to begin personalizing each shopper's experience, so if you'd like to see a few more obese ladies in gym shorts or meth freaks in wife beaters and baseball caps, get online and let them know
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(37)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Slim Charles from The Wire stabbed and beaten inside DC nightclub. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town of Llanelli hosting its sixth eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, they're having a big, fun summer festival
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Married couple finds photo of themselves playing on the beach as children ... 11 years before they met
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(87)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Video shows mystery beast roaming the streets of Los Angeles suburb: "And I heard about it and I was like...what? And I've been thinking about it...I was afraid to go outside. It looks like a dog, but has pointy ears that lions have...I don't know"
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(84)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
A group of 11 black men drove a truck through the front door of KY Fashions and stole dozens of hair extensions before fleeing the scene. Police said to be on the lookout for 11 black men with beautiful hair
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(41)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Feeling the summer doldrums? Here are 14 offbeat holidays you can celebrate in August ... probably alone
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(3)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mother of five who was mocked for her stretch marks while on a public beach takes a pregnant pause and then responds to her critics
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(230)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's the question men have asked since the dawn of time: Should I go to the beach or build a swimming pool in my living room?
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Killers lyric "Are we human or are we dancer?" named the weirdest song lyric ever written, beating out everything written by Frank Zappa
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(146)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bear removed from billboard. *Correction* Bayer removed from billboard
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(22)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
MSNBC finally beats Fox News in something, uses term 'impeachment' more than four times as often in July
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(49)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
So you're being beaten down by a group of five and everyone is just recording it on their phones instead of helping, when suddenly Ray Rice joins the fray
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(42)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
How do you get revenge for a 14-1 loss? You sweep the rest of the series then exactly one week later beat the other team 14-1
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(31)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Agoraphobics on disability because they can't leave the house shouldn't post photos of their beach vacations to Goa
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who lost his hand to fireworks says he will stay upbeat and keep grabbing life by the throat, though not with both hands as before
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(47)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
When robbing a beauty supply store and the till won't open, do you A) Take the till with you B) Leave, or C) Give up and take the hair extensions
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(20)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pilot who never heard of Sully Sullenberger attempts Florida beach landing
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(105)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, Frankenstein's Monster is a freakish hellbeast from subterranean earth who frequents cockroach-ridden ramen restaurants and battles Power Rangers in his spare time
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(8)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic beachgoer
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(5)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill sporting his contractually obligated beard
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(75)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Good News - Christoph Waltz joins the 5th 'Pirates of the Caribbean' Movie. Bad News - There's going to be a 5th 'Pirates of the Caribbean' Movie
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(49)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chuck Knoblauch's inductions into the Twins Hall of Fame canceled after he's arrested for beating up his ex-wife. Too bad you didn't play in the NFL, dude
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(39)
 
(The Republic)
 
 
 
If you are a parent, don't beat up your kid when he does not do his chores. He may call the police on you
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(129)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Shine your shoes, wash your face, and put on your drinking panties because Hop-Con 2: The w00tstout 2.0 launch festival is finally here tonight at 7PM PST in beautiful San Diego
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(87)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Cheeseburgers are the coal of the food world, with externalities in spades; in fact it's unlikely that producers of cheeseburgers bear the full cost of any aspect of making them"
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas city's 'Toilet-To-Tap' program begins. Bear Grylls seen shopping for homes in the area
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people
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(161)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
While there is no cure for ebola, doctors insist they can beat back the disease and prevent some people from bleeding out of every single orifice and dying a dessicated husk of meat and bone
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(19)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists studying the garbage patch in the Pacific Ocean discover an island emerging from all the floating plastic complete with beaches, a rocky coastline, an underwater mountains, reefs, and a Club Med opening in 2016
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(56)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's a bumper year for jellyfish in just another reason to stay the hell away from the beach. This year, nature has her hate face on
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(26)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the A) Bull or B) Bear or C) Crazy Chicken descend on Wall Street this week?
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(9)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grimaces, duck lips, and a fake beard all in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(57)
 
(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Canadian bear tries to eat a Danish, Danish left unimpressed
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(14)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nude dude who dumped his wife off jet ski onto sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after she claimed to see him blowing some dude is now prime suspect in her murder
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(90)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Meet Wally Collins, a Phoenix restauranteur who beat out 130 other men, including his own son, to win Key West's annual "Papa" Hemingway Look-Alike Contest
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(34)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney admits that, three months before a tourist had several fingers lopped off on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, a twelve year-old boy also had four fingers chopped off on the same ride. But that incident didn't make the news
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(109)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Palm Beach authorities would like to speak to the person who decided to recycle a perfectly good human body
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(54)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco join Tinder to meet beautiful women, using quite possibly the greatest pickup line in Tinder history
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(22)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Butt maker beats estimates on backs of European ass-hats
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(3)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Online petition to move "world's saddest polar bear" to Winnipeg. Apparently, petitioners have never been to Winnipeg
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(28)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
When giving a bear hug to a 14-month-old child, make sure it doesn't turn into a python hug
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(4)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The three most disgusting words you will read all day: Gummy Bear Bratwurst
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech realizes that it's dismissed the only player who knows how to beat anyone; reinstates Nigel Bethel II with three-game suspension
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after her husband dumped her in the ocean from a jet ski after she claimed to see him blowing some dude at the nudist swingers beach.... Man, that was a mouthful
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(81)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Explore)
 
 
 
Once again it's time for brown bears vs salmon. LGT live cam action from Alaska's Brooks Falls in Katmai National Park
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(92)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's most deadliest animal is the: A) Great white shark B) Polar bear C) Bengal tiger D) Mosquito
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(151)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ But the bear came back the very next day. Yes, the bear came back. They thought he was goner. But the bear came back. He just wouldn't stay away. ♪ ♫
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(31)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish beach chosen to hold UK surfing championship. The UK has a surfing championship? And Scotland has a surfing beach?
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(14)
 
(Wall Street Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Seven teams that could win the Super Bowl next year. And the Bears
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(91)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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(22)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
A hailstorm pounds people at a beach in Siberia. In other news, there's a beach in Siberia
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(64)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Which kind of slapstick is best? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE (to beat it into the ground)
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains American income inequality as only a Brit who has had the optimism beaten out of him by an oppressive class regime could
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(181)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga grows a beard. For art (some images are Not safe for work)
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen something like Rick Perry beating a Central American child before? What the? Is that Rand Paul's music playing? My god King, he's got the steel potato in his hands!
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(86)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Raelians are determined to take the swastika back from the Nazis, and if that requires them to fly a banner over a crowded beach, so be it
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(103)
 
(The Smart Set)
 
 
 
Why do some languages sound more beautiful than others? German speaker says his native tongue isn't ugly, but Danish certainly is, and sticks up for American English especially when spoken by likes of CNN anchor Bobbie Battista
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
See pictures of the most uniquely beautiful places in the world, otherwise known as the Sci-Fi film producers' list of shot locations
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(21)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: "I can beat Hilary Clinton." Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder
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(61)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
"Bing Beats Google" showing at 12:20, 3:25, 7:35, 10:10
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This is not madness... this is BEAUTY"
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(98)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tourist leaves a few tips for Disney employees after getting on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
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(75)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Old news: Trendy hipster chicks putting crown of flowers in their hair. New yuck: Trendy hipster dudes putting crown of flowers in their beards
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(56)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida man caught feeding Florida bear in Florida neighborhood where Florida woman was mauled by a Florida bear. Of course, Florida
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(32)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to get laid? Try this new vagina lipstick or these other stupid Internet beauty products (possibly not safe for work images in article)
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(70)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Belgian World Cup fan A) Lands in jail for public drunkenness B) Holds up racially charged sign causing international outrage C) Beats Brazil by 4 goals D) Lands modeling gig
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(71)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Five reasons Argentina will beat Germany to win the World Cup
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(21)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Five reasons Germany will beat Argentina to win the World Cup
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And in a photo finish, Seagull nips ahead by a beak to take second. How much does that trifecta pay?
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(7)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mass murderer, Neckbeard the Hutt, apprehended on his way to kill, and evidently eat, more relatives
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach brawl
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(25)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Crack investigative minds on the Myrtle Beach, SC police force figure out that woman set to appear in court on fraud and identity theft charges did NOT actually conveniently get swept out to sea and drown two days before her trial
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(32)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Most beautiful babby of all time about to be born, stalked by paparazzi
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(59)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
City of Virginia Beach still believes in the 'If you build it, they will come' theory of stadiums and professional sports teams
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with going to the beach, finding a comfy spot, smoking a little dope, and staring off at the ocean all afternoon. Unless you're a lifeguard
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(45)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
"Seven beagles leave lab for outdoors and family" Lab said to be inconsolable. Last seen sleeping with the cat
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(27)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
For $88 million, I'd leave South Beach in a minute. Little does he know, Miami wants him to leave also
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to save that cute black bear? Do you have a giant claw lying around?
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(29)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There's only ONE option to take the place of an airheaded anti-vaxxer beauty queen *and* an avaricious flat-earther on "The View," you betcha
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(82)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
John Cena is champ again. Our bearded underdog announced his retirement. I guess it is 2011. Luckily for us, CM Punk's contract is nearly up so this will build to an epic...wait, where is he? Time for Raw's Plan B (8:00 pm EDT)
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(1491)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Work would be so much more bearable if your boss would give you an enclosed, coffin-like work space that allows you to hide from your co-workers all day as you can curl up with your favorite bourbon uninterrupted and watch Star Wars
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(111)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stranded baby dolphin rescued on Florida beach. Faith in humanity: restored for approximately 1 day
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(28)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're a newspaper photographer and you have to work on the Fourth of July, you can always hope the editor will send you to the beach to take pictures of women in red-white-and-blue bikinis
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian special forces evacuate from the city of Sloviansk. Looks like the big bad bear may not be as fierce as once thought
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(62)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Boca Raton, Florida is becoming the capital of the hair growth industry, which makes sense if you've ever seen the backs of the men on the Boca Raton beaches
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(19)
 
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
Albuquerque Police officer's lapel camera has its third malfunction, but this time during a shooting instead of the previous two times where he only beat people up. Coincidence?
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(91)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KeiRRRRa Knightly says she's neveRRRR going back to the 'PiRRRRates of the CaRRRRibbean' fRRRRanchise
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(67)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to recreate the classic Coppertone girl pose with her own daughter at the beach is shocked, SHOCKED that Facebook would ban her for 24 hours and remove the photo saying it was considered pornographic
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(73)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why the beat is in the bass and not in the mix. Here comes da science
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(11)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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(90)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten best musicians to emerge from Canada. Naturally, Rush, the country's greatest contribution to culture, is number one, because no other--wait, they're at number two? And they were beat out by--NO THIS ATROCITY CANNOT STAND
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(172)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Passionate kissing is "over" for couples once they've been married for three months, beating subby's over/under bet on 'three days'
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(118)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The World Cup was so popular in America this year that it beat the NBA Finals and the World Series in TV ratings
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(198)
 
(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Hurricane Arthur not expected to threaten Beaufort County
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(37)
 
(WNCT Greenville)
 
 
 
Hurricane Arthur expected to threaten Beaufort County
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(7)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years
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(351)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC vegetarian offerings now include cole slaw, beans, fried paper towels
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What was popular in the Summer of '64? Beatles, Bikinis, and bullet bras. It was a simpler era
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of.......well, no one really ..... DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair from several museums shows that the hair comes from bears, wolves, and other furry animals
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(44)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules against 40 year old NorCal Oyster Farm: "Remember that private beach in California granted to some Indian Immigrant VC under the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo? Well you forgot the check in your cute letter to Senator Feinstein, so GTFO"
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(194)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yahoo to air the sixth season of Community, barely beating out offers from Excite, Lycos, and Hotbot
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(55)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Meet Kim-Jong Sexy Beast, the Swedish man who might have the longest name in the world
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(52)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Guess which state crowned the wrong beauty pageant winner because of a voting mix-up?
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(46)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(567)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You can tell when you're at an Alabama beach by all the toilet plungers in the sand being used to keep people's beer cold
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(85)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Run over by the beach patrol while sunbathing on the beach? That's $2.6 million in damage, pain and suffering
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(58)
 
(Some SoCal Six Stringer)
 
 
 
Can the internet find a guitar? TFer's Best Friend, a real live and a really good working musician, and a First-Class Good Guy, had his guitar stolen while loading out in Newport Beach recently. The Power of Fark compels you. LGT details and photos
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(27)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Line up team players, she's at it again: This time the Chilean porn star wants to pull off a two day sex marathon if Chile beats Brazil. After her first romp, sloppy seconds looks even less appetizing
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(21)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy does just what any of us would do after getting fired and flees to a tropical island with Donnie Wahlberg so the paparazzi can photograph her on the beach wearing a smoking hot bikini
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, an awful PBS production starring Raul Julia. Mike, Servo, and Crow make turn this dreary mess into a laugh fest. "So this is public television. Suddenly I feel like beating up Fred Rogers"
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Midsummer Night's Dream, 1935: Shakespeare's comic romance has everything. High culture. Many great quotes. Beautiful costumes. Jimmy Cagney in tights
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(5)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Beach town fire department is getting tired of people who keep turning their cars into crispy hulks because they don't know how to drive on the beach
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that religious couple who hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween? Apparently the bible wasn't clear on if it's wrong to beat your children and keep them chained in a basement dungeon for years
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(92)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kindergarten student in Utah beats entire school in spelling bee. Winning words were: "salt", "lake" and "polygamy"
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(19)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Solar cells with frickin laser beams
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(16)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who drinks his own urine diagnosed with kidney disease. Bear Grylls reported to be looking a bit worried
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(50)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Woman photoshopped by graphic artists from 19 different countries to look "beautiful"
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(164)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swiss zoo kills healthy bear cub, will stuff and display it to teach children that nature can be cruel and humans can be stupid
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(49)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
What's a day at the beach without cooking up a little meth while you're there?
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(8)
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat
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(127)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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(45)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
There is an epidemic of fast food workers beating mothers in front of their children. But thankfully, there are bystanders willing to video this offense instead of stop it
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(186)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're waiting for guests to arrive for your son's birthday party when a black bear falls through the skylight, lands on the living room floor, and starts licking the frosting off all the birthday cupcakes? Yeah, me too
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"
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(60)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Six bears housed at closed game farm forced to suffer the humiliation of being rescued by Styx and REO Speedwagon
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(46)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The tribal drums beat louder: Native American group stages protest demanding the Cleveland Indians change their name and mascot
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(96)
 
(Blue Nation Review)
 
 
 
With Benghazi and IRSgate tapped out, it is time to turn to the scandal that will bring down Obama ... Beanpot Dome
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(150)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you clap your hands and can't keep a beat, a leading neuroscientist says you have a "musical brain disorder" that makes one "beat deaf"
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(49)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most beautiful American car ever made? Well, I wouldn't go THAT far
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(260)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Columnist asks if cities can crack down on smoking e-cigarettes in pubic, then why can't they force restaurants that serve burritos to include a Beano pill with every purchase
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(161)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chilean porn star promises 18-hour sex marathon if her country's team beats Holland, adds that she is even better at lying on the ground while moaning and writhing than any professional soccer player (SFW)
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(49)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
SpaceX, the Amtrak of launch vehicles. Sources upbeat, "Hey, we ain't Metro North anyway"
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once a year, the BBC beams 30 minutes of programming to people stranded in Antarctica on the longest night of the year. As the northern hemisphere deals with heat, humidity, and bugs, give it a listen
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(5)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to make famous characters look more badass? Add a beard
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(48)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know what would make Manhattan greater than it already is? A floating beach built on a reclaimed barge so residents don't have to drive out to any of those poorer boroughs to enjoy a summer beach experience
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end of the hipster: In 2014 we may have reached "peak beard." Could it be that these flat-white-drinking, flat-cap-wearing douchebags will soon cease to exist?
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(127)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NBC's Beatles series is looking more like it will be The Beetlie Bormp Bomp Story instead
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(42)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Starbucks bean counters announce 8% price hike
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(41)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Article reminded subby that it's time for Florida's long overdue revamp of its state flag to the silhouette of a man bearing down on two pit bulls with nun-chucks as the dogs viciously attack another man
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(59)
 
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Sexy models, a beanbag chair, and Project Morpheus. Or, how Conan O'Brien does E3
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(10)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bo Derek turns 57. No beaded cornrows, but still a solid 9 out of 10
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(50)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Who needs sharks with laser beams when you can have drones with laser beams? Autonomous drones with laser beams, at that
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(21)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Can Costa Rica pull a second upset? Do the Swiss have enough magic left in them to beat France? Will we be burnt out by the time Ecuador and Honduras take the pitch? It's Day 9 of the 2014 World Cup
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(1205)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland's new national hero - the soccer fan who traveled to the World Cup in Brazil to root for Uruguay as they beat England
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(20)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out the press doesn't have the balls to beat Congress
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(13)
 
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
You'd better stock up on microbeads while you can
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clayton Kershaw's beard no-hits the Rockies
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Conservationists push to triple America's grizzly bear population. What could possibly go horribly, terrifyingly, limb-rendingly wrong?
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(61)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baseball game in Alaska delayed by little used rule 1.11a - "Bear on the outfield wall"
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi army finds its balls, beat off militants. First they were coming, now they're going
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(69)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man wearing zebra print hat, Superman tank top and Duck Dynasty beard saves some kayaker from angry beaver
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(32)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you've been shooting birds with blow gun darts in Virginia Beach: A: It's a federal crime and B: What the Fark is wrong with you?
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(25)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada to test rarely used criminal code provision that bans pedobear memes
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear and cubs steal kids' lunch boxes from day camp. Yogi and Boo Boo described as bears of interest and wanted for questioning
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guards at amusement park tell family that they cannot bring their knives into the park. Father and his four kids decide the rules don't apply to them, and proceed to beat up responding officers. Have fun in jail, dumbasses
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Robert Bergdahl's beard is NOT a threat." I dunno about you, but I remember when that beard flew into the second tower and I WILL NOT FORGET
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It can be unnerving to get woken up by an earthquake after a long day of hunting bearded seals
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(23)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Art of Manliness)
 
 
 
For you and your idiot friends who think you can get rid of a tick by covering it with vaseline, alcohol, peppermint oil, vinegar, hydrochloric acid, cream cheese, kerosene, fresh boogers, Reddi-Whip, bear urine, acetone, bacon grease and/or Tab
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Police say a mob beat to death the CEO of an Indian jute factory in a dispute over increasing their working hours. Nervous Wal-Mart executives hoping this trend doesn't catch on
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(62)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man saved from a severe beating thanks to his Scooby Doo onesie
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Bears observed engaging in oral sex. Now we know why Yogi kept Boo Boo around. (Maybe Not Safe For Work, if your office considers bear sex off limits)
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Spurs win title in five, further cementing the narrative that the NBA rigs its playoffs to benefit large-market teams, unlike the Stanley Cup finals where Los Angeles beat New York City
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Sat June 14, 2014
(ATK Feed)
 
 
 
You've been beating it all wrong. Here comes the science
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(17)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Chicago man charged for driving around on a beautiful summer's evening with: (A) his music playing too loud, (B) his muffler dragging on the pavement, (C) his pants off, (D) him pleasuring himself. (Choose two)
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. Hot dogs, not so much
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The last time Netherlands beat Spain this decisively, Philip IV was forced to recognize them as an sovereign nation
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
When a news article needs to remind you that you shouldn't smear peanut butter all over your dog and tie him up outside you KNOW it is bear season in Illinois
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The guy who beat Eric Cantor in Virginia thinks the Benghazi conspiracy goes all the way to the top... of the Republican Party. Bonus: Also, Christianity isn't compatible with paying taxes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Which ancient beast once thought to be extinct can be found thriving across the Alaskan landscape? A) Woolly Mammoth B) Sabre-Toothed Tiger C) Blockbuster Video
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Thu June 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know those little factoids baseball teams put on the Jumbotron? Nothing beats the Houston Astros AA affiliate's "his father Carlos hit HR that bounced off Jose Canseco's damn head on 5/26/93"
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swim ban lifted after shark swarm shut down Alabama beaches. Locals still in shock after seeing a creature with a full set of teeth
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the Coast Guard clear cuts some trees on your property without your permission to maintain a navigational beacon that has been in place since World War II but went out of service in 2009?
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
For only $1.74M, this beautiful haunted dreamhouse can be yours
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8-year-old British girl diagnosed with terminal brain cancer becomes the first person in the world to beat the illness
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The man who beat Eric Cantor likes to talk about how he stood up to the "intellectual elite while at Princeton." Just not *that* Princeton
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, it wouldn't be a normal week in MLB without Yoenis Cespedes firing another laser beam to home plate
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(31)
 
(NBC 40 New Jersey)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex on the beach. Guess they should have stuck with margaritas
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"There are tons of offbeat crimes. Stuff that is puzzling. Stuff that is odd. Few crimes this year will top this recent arrest in Japan - or, for that matter, involve as many potato chips"
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(15)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Taking your daughter out for a walk on the beach is a nice idea. That is until you add the drinking, driving, getting in to an accident and fleeing the scene. All while under probation-ordered house arrest
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(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Remember that hippie traitor with the Taliban beard who encouraged his son to desert? False alarm, it's really a Duck Dynasty beard so everything is OK
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Brown bear in Spanish wilderness faces castration for having too much sex. With representation of what a brown bear having too much sex might look like (SFW)
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Mon June 09, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Tyson to buy Hillshire for $7.7 billion, beating Pilgrim's Pride. After beating Pilgrims Pride, he vowed to tattoo their face after biting their ear off
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(9)
 
(Gigwise)
 
Video
 
Weezer drummer catches frisbee while performing at US gig - without dropping a single beat
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(34)
 
(Adirondack Express)
 
 
 
The bears have figured out how to open your car doors, people. EVERYBODY PANIC
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