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358 headlines found matching 'BEA'
Wed September 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Bears make move to strengthen Tampa Bay's defensive backfield
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(21)
 


Tue September 01, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Out of nowhere, there's this high-pitched screech from high above, and suddenly a rabid beast from hell is trying to devour your right ear. Yep Australia
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(47)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"And someone's been sleeping in my bed, and they're still here" cried Little Bear, unaware his room had been rented on AirBnB
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(67)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Reporting from the beach in San Diego .....whoa WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA. AAAAAH, what's that?"
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(18)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Newly released 'beautiful' New Zealand banknotes once again point out the crude deficiencies of our grade school designed currency
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(25)
 


Mon August 31, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
You can poison yourself if you eat undercooked beans; poison everyone else if they're done
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(46)
 


Sat August 29, 2015
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Confederate flag? Check. Pick-up Truck? Check. Driving in a 'black neighborhood'? Check. Running over a 4-year-old child? Check. An angry mob coming to beat the crap out of you? Check (Some not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Fri August 28, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists 3D print a new beak for a toucan mistreated by a couple of fruit loops
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Thu August 27, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
People of the world need to learn a little about culture from the people of Beijing, because having fake bean sprouts grow out of your head is now a thing there
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(35)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
U.S. children outweigh those in Canada. Although we may fall behind in the classroom, apparently we still beat Canadian kids when it comes to the cafeteria
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(97)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Comment card from Yellowstone Park visitors: "Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears"
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(147)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Morovians may be raving more than usual after Moravian Tourist Board uses Google Translation to create a multi-lingual website: Visit the guilty basements of the beautiful town of Unwanted Pregnancy. Like that
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(22)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The ten most sampled drum beats in history
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(58)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a real pick-off: "Chicago Bears unveil George Halas statue, which is immediately signed to help out the Bears' secondary"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Keiffer Beach says he never had any problems flying his Confederate flag outside of his Silverleaf Drive home until last week when someone took it and then burned it
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(169)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Graham: Why I do believe, if ever in all my days did I see the end of a party, surely it would be with the nomination of Mister Trump. I prefer the parties that end with a visit from Colonel Beauregard. Oh my, I seem to coming over faint *swoons*
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slightly unusual teddy bear
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bears tight end Martellus Bennett has some very astute analysis of how the team played last season: "We just sucked. Everybody sucked. Coaches, players, everybody"
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(36)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having a bad day? Trolls getting you down? OK, here's a grizzly bear barrel rolling down a hill. Enjoy the smiles
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Late Steve Irwin's daughter Bindi selected as celebrity contestant in new season of "Dancing with the Stars". No word on if her partner will be a tiger, a bear or a crocodile
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Mon August 24, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists reprogram cancer cells back to "normal". Why stop there? Turn that lymphoma into laser-beam eyes
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man uses puns to make a trip around Ikea even more unbearable
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(10)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears unveil George Halas statue, which is immediately signed to help out the Bears' secondary
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(10)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida has lots of beautiful places to take selfies: the roof of a Maryland Fried Chicken, for instance
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson vs paparazzi. One of those beautiful stories where everyone is awful
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(40)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not content with beating the Rockies 14-9 on Friday, the Mets do it again on Saturday. 14-9 trifecta in play
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(9)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Forget pandas. New grizzly/polar bear hybrids called Pizzly bears on the rise in the Arctic
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(61)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Nelson Cruz's mammoth 483-foot home run this year has just been beat ... by 10 feet
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World champion boxer known for beating up women steps up to accept Ronda Rousey's challenge
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(20)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Fort Lauderdale beach, be alert for the mass of mating manatees
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(36)
 
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Winners don't browbeat game developers into putting propaganda into arcade games. Which is why the bootleg ROMs were better than the originals
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(26)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jared the Subway Guy was busted by Bear, a black Labrador police dog trained to sniff out incriminating electronics such as the 16 smartphones, 10 flash drives and six laptops in his house
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(60)
 
(CarsGuide (Australia))
 
 
 
Admit it, you would commit moving violations just so you can get pulled over by this beauty
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(59)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's the dust filled moment when a group of 38 beagles saw the outside world for the first time after they were saved from laboratory testing. Snoopy come home
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(29)
 
(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
On a train bound for France, two Americans stopped a man that opened fire on passengers. NewsFlash tag beats out Murica tag by a micrometer
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(451)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're having a bad day, these polar bears rolling in a field of flowers should cheer you up
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
John McEnroe tells Jimmy Kimmel that he could beat Serena Williams. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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(70)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not to panic or anything, but Hurricane Danny is headed to the Caribbean ... and being followed by three more developing storms
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(44)
 
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach walker
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(31)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump regarding the 2 brothers who beat a homeless Hispanic man in his name: "I will say that the people following me are passionate. They love this country and want this country to be great again"
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(306)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I've had a bad day. So here's a Kangaroo hugging a teddy bear
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal rights activist beaten with a duck. Dethspicable
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(62)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Treasure hunter "just living the dream" hauls up 350 gold coins worth $4.5 million from Spanish galleon in shallow waters off Vero Beach, Florida. Fark: He's under contract and doesn't do it for the money
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary big brown bear gets run over by a Jeep, then "OH FARK FARK FARK FARK" ensues
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Wed August 19, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
In case you were wondering if Jackie Chan has still "got it", the answer is yes. And by "got it" I mean he is still able to beat the fark out of us in a fun/acrobatic way
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(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
We've all seen stories about bears taking a swim in residential pools to beat the heat. But how many then go have a relaxing soak in the adjacent hot tub?
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(30)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish beaver leaves thousands groping wildly in the dark
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(25)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton is rooting for Jeb to win because "he's easy to beat." For the same reasons, Fox is hoping for Hillary to win, Jeb is hoping for Sanders, Sanders is hoping for anyone and Trump is hoping to get kicked out of the GOP
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Mon August 17, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom says he's returning for Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Assignment Miami Beach because he needs the cash
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(93)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Do bears get freaked out by drones?
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(13)
 


Sun August 16, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
How do you de-oil a polar bear? Very carefully
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ceiling cat. New hotness: Cat door bear
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(62)
 


Sat August 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China denies it made a nearly identical copy of Chicago's "Bean" sculpture, claiming that the original version reflects the sky, while theirs reflects the ground
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(82)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC actually has a secret topless beach. Well, not any longer (sfw)
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(32)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's a man in a bear suit who's been harassing bears feeding on salmon in Alaska. Authorities would like to talk to him, but admit it's probably going to be a self-correcting problem in the end
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(51)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cape Cod beach closed after shark spits seal out on beach. If the water makes the seals taste that bad, you shouldn't be swimming in it
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. And Cover Girl makeup. Easy, breezy, beautiful, the Force and this eyeliner shall free me
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(29)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado Springs woman arrested for "serial bear feeding," which sounds silly if you aren't one of her neighbors dodging the six bears who won't go away now
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Thu August 13, 2015
(LAist)
 
 
 
Go to the upcoming Go Topless Day, you never know if you'll get beamed up by sexy extraterrestrials who will force you to join the Raëlian Movement
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(34)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these well-equipped beachgoers
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(19)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Oceanographers solve mystery of beach explosion, say it wasn't bad clams
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(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: swimming at the beach and being bitten by a dog. Worse: dog bite is in the groin. Fark: Man discovers the hard way that a penis can be "de-gloved"
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(87)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Our beaches are disappearing because of climate change. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(29)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, a sword wielding MP candidate flies into the federal election riding a goose, killing dragons and blasting robots with his laser beam eyes
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy steals a pickup truck from a car dealership and beats up a 74-year-old man, all in less than 26 minutes
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(32)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
The cool thing about being an old person is you can beat politicians around the head with your cane while making a point and you don't go to jail
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Science teacher drops 60 lbs. eating only McDonald's, but wait until you hear how he beat cocaine
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(72)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a polar bear's hair ... on weed?
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns have discussed signing Ray Rice, so they can have at least one person that can beat somebody
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(32)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Families on their holidays at a popular beach in England are at risk of being covered in slime and sewage. A huge hole has opened on the beach and it is erupting like a volcano and sending showers of snails flying everywhere" (pic)
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(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets actually improved with that sucker punch, as Ryan Fitzpatrick and his giant homeless nutcase beard are both better QBs statistically than Geno Smith
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(45)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lead singer of Five Finger Death Punch's wife files for divorce after he beat her within an inch of her life. Which is no where near as shocking as the fact he makes $66k a month
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(75)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather: When Ronda Rousey makes $30M in 30 minutes, call me. Rousey: Come at me, bro. I'll beat you too
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(175)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Parents forget three-year-old daughter at highway rest stop on beach trip. It's cool, though, as they had two spare kids handy
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(54)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Drive-by shooting claims teddy bear"
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan, when asked whether, in his prime, he could have beaten LeBron James 1-on-1: "No question"
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(69)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The most insane views of Mars from Curiosity... like being on the most terrifying beach ever
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(38)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"I thought 'crickey, it's a tuna' and so I went off my buggy and into the water. I got hold of its tail but the fish beat the shiat out of me"
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(24)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In case you didn't notice, Japan is restarting its monster homing beacons
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(21)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(Box Office Mojo)
 
 
 
How bad is the new, new, new "Fantastic Four" movie doing? Put it this way, "Howard the Duck" is still beating it at the box office if you adjust for inflation
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(232)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Small town mayor convicted on embezzlement charges, does prison time, and is then re-elected. Then it gets weird- geriatric sex tape and beatdown weird
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(34)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's a dead heat for #1 as the box office as Mission Impossible 5: Assignment Miami Beach and Fantastic Four--worse than the Corman version--are locked in a $28 million battle while The Gift is a strong #3 with $10.9 million while Pixels falls to #9
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bear kills hiker at Yellowstone after brief struggle over picnic basket
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(98)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First set pics of "Star Wars Anthology: Rogue One" show original trilogy Stormtroopers and an imperial shuttle on a tropical beach
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for performing a sex act on himself on a beach, Fark login not released
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(43)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ravishing beauty
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(26)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most beautiful plane never flown is only weeks from its maiden flight - 76 years after it was built
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(94)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Residents of one town say that in order to keep them safe from bears and drug dealers, they need streetlights, people up and down the boulevard, their shadows searching in the night
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(34)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Maryland mansion fire that killed six in February ruled accidental according to THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that feeling when your dad beats you at something you thought he was much too old to do? Yeah that's kinda what this is like
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(67)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Woman mauled by a female grizzly bear in Alaska. Hikers are once again advised to stay away from cubs, travel in groups, never pull into Sarah Palin's driveway with an Obama bumper sticker
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(40)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To the rest of the world, the devastating Japanese earthquake of 2011 is but a distant memory. But not to the beaches of Alaska where debris from the tsunami keeps washing ashore
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(50)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Stupid people who can't believe that The Berenstain Bears were always called "The Berenstain Bears", not "The Berenstein Bears", attribute the fact to alternate universes or a giant internet conspiracy
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(55)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(Google)
 
 
 
Those 3 Jade Helm nutters' foolproof plan to take out the military included coffee cans full of gunpowder and ball bearings. Acme Ball Bearing Company suspiciously quiet
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(117)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This explains why Jim Beam Rye whiskey has jumped from $14 to $19 a bottle and Fark is looking for waterproof servers
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why almost every national poll has Sanders beating Hillary and the GOP clowncar
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(223)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Wolf-dog escapes from petting zoo during flood. Owlbear, drama-llama and piranha-lobster still safely locked up
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(65)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
How do we fix our market share where were getting beat almost 2 to 1? I know, turn on the feature we held back in case of something like this
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(65)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a hot bear in the Arizona sun
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(13)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Emerging as the clear front runner for "most strained analogy of 2015" Bloomberg says it would take a Lambeau Field half full of Scott Walkers to equal the net worth of one Donald Trump
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has some "doozies" planned for the Republican debate, including gotchas like "Which one of you loves America more," "Will you allow Obamacare to bankrupt America," and "How many Democrats could you beat in a fight?"
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Mon August 03, 2015
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of the creepily-dressed "robot" that beat Napoleon in chess, and helped inspire the computer
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(9)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mission Impossible 5: Assignment Miami Beach is #1 at the box office with $55 million while Vacation is #2 with $14 million. Ant-Man slides to #3 with $12.4 million while the lifeless Pixels plummets to #5, hopefully ending Sandler's career for good
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(114)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In today's episode of First World Problems, we learn how unfair it is that one town allows driving on the beach and the next town does not
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's not such a beautiful day in the gayborhood
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(58)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Never mind unimportant stuff like where they stand on issues - what would presidential candidates look like with beards?
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(65)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last year, Hitchbot crossed Canada in three weeks. Two weeks into a similar attempt to cross the U.S., he made it as far as Philadelphia where they beat the crap out of him
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(243)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Explore)
 
 
 
It's your annual bear sushi party Live Brooks Falls webcam
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(20)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If your friend beats you to death with a metal dumbbell was he ever really your friend to begin with?
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(17)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney says there are dozens of lost Beatles songs, but he and John forgot to write them down
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(21)
 
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Publix, the Walmart of the south, will soon offer at-home delivery so your chances of being shot, beaten, or assaulted at the store are greatly reduced
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(70)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Some dork gets worked up about a dog being left in a ventilated car for 5 minutes in 70 degree weather. Also-- Jennifer Beals is one crazy hot 51-year-old woman
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(53)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
First it was the sharks at the NC beaches. Now? Oh the huge manatees
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(27)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Ex-NBA giant blew $100 million, now works at Starbucks with a surprisingly upbeat attitude
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(33)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Another reason child beauty pageants should be outlawed: They just crush the feelings of the little snowflakes when they think they've won and haven't
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Old rich guy will continue to browbeat his daughters long after he's dead
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(102)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1971, Ann Rule, the best-selling author credited with re-inventing the 'true crime" genre was a 40-year old ex-cop and local crime beat reporter who volunteered at a suicide hotline. There she became friends with co-worker Ted Bundy
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Conquest Knight XV is a rare beast. It weighs twice as a much as a GMC Hummer and it can stop a bullet from an AK-47. And it's made in Toronto. By hand"
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(30)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Ekaterina Juskowski and her friend do a hot modeling shoot on Miami Beach then... wait... wait for it
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(137)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: We can't beat net neutrality, so let's defund it
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(66)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roaring beast
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(33)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Attention men - If you're looking for that special girl, quirkiness can often trump beauty. You'll never smile more, or laugh harder
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(23)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thinking that you should vote for Clinton because she's a surefire thing? Whoa, not so fast there, skippy. Sanders is beating her against the GOP in swing states
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(217)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are da Bears da worst team in da NFL?
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(68)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Lexus has built a car with a human heartbeat
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(29)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
F-35s arrive at the Oshkosh airshow, are immediately beaten in a dogfight by a Rotax-powered homebuilt
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Analysis of vocabulary used by 99 of the biggest-selling artists finds Eminem and Kanye West ahead of Bob Dylan and the Beatles for number of words used. No details regarding number of words used correctly
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(50)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The "Facekini": creepy fashion "trend" for beach-goers, coming to the United States. Difficulty: Not from Japan
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(66)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally, a kitchen gadget that takes eggs; things of beauty, a symbol of life, nature's own perfect food, and exudes them from a hot orifice in the form of a sulfurous, steaming, flaccid cylinder. Enjoy
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(206)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deal reached to keep Spruce Goose in Oregon aviation museum until such time as Yogi Bear and his friends decide to take it for a joy ride
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(64)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot babes soon to be banned on Brighton Beach
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(140)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
It's never a good day when a horse beats the hell out of your car and leaves without so much as a written "I'm sorry" note on your windshield
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Nothing divides people into two different camps quite like the issue of: A) Abortion B) Religion C) Does chili need to have beans in it in order to be considered real chili
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(141)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman breaks MLB's fastest to 500 strikeouts record. Not impressed? Well, he beat the previous record by more than 100 innings (25%)
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(40)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
A log encrusted with barnacles can be a cool thing to spot on the beach...until it explodes
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(31)
 
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Is it really that damn hard to beat Bobby Flay? Conclusion from non-scientific study of Iron Chef America and Throwdown: "He gets a nice home boost, but on a playing field that sways against him, he folds like an apple turnover"
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It took 18 innings to do it, but despite having 25 men left on base, the New York Mets beat the St. Louis Cardinals
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(10)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The bizarre world of instructional LPs includes such gems as "'that shirt's a peach', 'hark at that beat', and 'always remember to link to the previous thread'"
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(16)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You have been sentenced to one hour in the bear cube. God have mercy on your soul
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(18)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Even bears don't like rhubarb in their pies
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(35)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Beaver born via C-section
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While you are sweating in this unbearable heat, cows in Italy are relaxing by the AC
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(16)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
We shall ban you on the beaches, we shall ban you on the landing grounds, we shall ban you in the fields and in the streets, we shall ban you in the hills; we shall never surrender
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(252)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Okay, sir, can you describe this 'mouse' that robbed you?" "Oh jeeth. It wath HUGE. The biggetht rodent you ever thaw. Thikth feet tall with beady eyeth." "Oh, father. What will I tell the other children? Oh, the shame of it all"
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(47)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Did a half-ton of steel and concrete beat Sputnik into space, or did your uncle find it on a cow?
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(47)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
A former CEO of Reddit says that the "racist-sexist neckbeards" celebrating the ouster of Ellen Pao will be the first to go in the purge the new CEO is about to carry out
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(201)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China struggling with crackdown to beat bad meat
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(34)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(LIGHTYEAR.FM)
 
 
 
Take a musical tour 110 light years into the past and hear the tunes we beamed into the cosmos
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(39)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the beach." (w/vid)
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(57)
 
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Here's why so many men have ginger beards, regardless of their hair color
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad and child support delinquent DMX will get to spend six months in jail for failing to pay the mother of his child, though he claims he doesn't have the money because the bicycles aren't selling like they used to
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The ratings are in for Miss USA and they're enough to wipe the smile off the face of even a beauty pageant contestant
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(124)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Civilians will soon take over HAARP's Alaskan facility, beam messages into your brain
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(10)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
No matter how much you've always hated your ex-girlfriend's stupid teddy bear, you can't set it on fire and burn her house down
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trying to beat down your ex-husband's door while dropping off your kids, shaking your bare breasts at him, then demanding to be arrested is no way to go though life, state delegate
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russian TU-94MS Bear bomber shows off ground direct attack capability
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(73)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Domain.com (Australia))
 
 
 
Suburban Sydney hipsters are aghast that their slummy but offbeat hoods are being invaded by youthful movers and shakers who ignore "traditional trust fund enclaves of Paddington and Rose Bay"
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(15)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Would you like to take a beautiful tour of Spain's Cíes Islands? Let's ask this rude seagull with a stolen GoPro to take us
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(12)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Eight people rescued from three airboats in the Everglades after their attempted remake of Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach went awry
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Oh great, yet another cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. Huh? Whoa... wow... damn, that is beautiful
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(14)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(Argunners)
 
 
 
This gallery of a World War 2 airplane graveyard is both beautiful and haunting (not a slideshow)
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Beach yoga man injured when his ball explodes"
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(30)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Some Bearded Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beard-sterile environment
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(15)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Canadian Game Warden rescues two adorable orphaned bear cubs, receives commendation. Just kidding, he's suspended without pay for not shooting them
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(29)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
There's no point in beating a dead horse, but if you really want to do it, there's one tied up outside this lady's home
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(33)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
So, you're just on the beach having a great day enjoying some water and sun when suddenly it's Mama June in a Baywatch swimsuit
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(112)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Welcome to Japan. Please enjoy your stay and our beautiful manhole covers
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now it makes sense. Subby is a panda bear trapped in a man's body
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(38)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Dammit; I am very sad to report that our own scruffy1 has died after his long battle against intestinal cancer - he was kind, generous, funny, and an all-around decent human bean... he will be missed (LGT gofundme scruffy1 started to pay his funeral expenses)
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(161)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
* knock knock * "Excuse me, sir, but have you heard the word of Black Bear Jesus?"
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(25)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The terrifying tale of a young, bearded hipster who tried to escape the shackles of his white privilege by taking a low-wage job in a falafel shop -- and ended up even more white privileged than before
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(301)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Looking to take a little time off from work? Just celebrate one of these offbeat holidays in July
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(1)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bathing beauties
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(15)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Good Samaritans go to the aid of a woman being beaten. However, no one saw the knife coming
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(63)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Forget about the hordes of bees, flies and spiders, it's the hordes of drunk fornicating teens you have to look out for at the beach
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(59)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is the pilot. If you look outside your window you'll see the lights of beautiful downtown Chicago, just beyond our flaming engine
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(60)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Beach lifeguard flies LGBT flag from his stand, is immediately swarmed by supportive beach-goers. Just kidding, people thought it meant he would only rescue gay people
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(150)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC cop off beat for beating off
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(49)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Judge to kids: Go have lunch with your father. Kids: No, because he beat our mother. Judge to kids: Ok, then stay in juvie until you're 18
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(341)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
There are lots of names, followed by "bandit" that you can be. "Gummi Bear" should not be one of them
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(54)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Since we don't have any unicorns blowing rainbows out of their arses, here's a humpback whale blowing a perfect rainbow off Newport Beach, California
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(6)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Women's World Cup Final was watched by 26.7 million Americans, beating the old record for a women's soccer TV audience by approximately 26,500,000
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(57)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Christie beats off Cruz for failing to get off Trump. You're welcome
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(110)
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classic beauty
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The great bear rebellion we have all feared has begun
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(28)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Can John Cena no-sell jet lag? Did Brock Lesnar leave any survivors in Japan? Does anyone give a crap about Ryback/Big Show/Miz? Live from Chicago, it's your post-"Beast in the East" Raw thread (8 PM ET, 9.99/pre-show 7:30 PM ET)
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(1374)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Florida man faces sentencing today for having sex on the beach. Serves him right for not ordering a man's drink like gin and tonic or scotch on the rocks
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(73)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Nintendo needs to hurry up and make these amiibo fast before the Beanie Baby bubble pops
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(34)
 
(Uncut)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says downloaders are "killing the next Elvis and The Beatles "
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(129)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(30)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's the 4th of July edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(229)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Michael Eisner on Feminism: "Beautiful women aren't funny, and funny women aren't beautiful"
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(122)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Chile beats Argentina 0-0 to win the 2015 Copa America
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(44)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert with Sakhalin Research Institute of Fisheries says giant creature with beak and fur is a dolphin. Also says you are Brad Pitt, or Kate Middleton, or a flying trout lizard
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(74)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What a great day at the beach, Olga. Did you remember where you put the baby?
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(32)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
America the Beaut[COPYRIGHT NOTICE]
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(36)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bear
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(16)
 
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
In-depth look at the genius who Yoko Ono called "the most influential Beatle." Paul McCartney: "'I remember the moment, standing there and looking at John and then looking at George, and the look on our faces was like ...what is this?"
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(130)
 
(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Sony successfully ensures lost Beatles concert movie stays lost. The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
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(35)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
After two years of trying to get his two black labs to fetch with no results, man finally realizes they're two black bears
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A day at the beach
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii state rep, who goes around smashing homeless peoples' shopping carts with sledge hammer, gets beatdown from homeless guys he was harassing
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(234)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some people consider having blue eyes to be a beautiful thing but it also means they may be more dependent on alcohol due to genetics. Here comes the science
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(25)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A seventh shark has attacked a North Carolina beach
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(101)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're going to travel outside the UK you're going to need to know how to fight and defeat bears so here's a handy guide
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(31)
 
(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Since nothing brings communities closer together than a big beach ball
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(21)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Facebook's Zuckerberg says you'll be able to share emotions virtually "one day" ... and yep, he's talking about telepathy. Up next, buying out a Vegas hotel and growing a really long beard
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(17)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The last time America beat Germany this badly, we passed the Marshall Plan to repair the devastation we left behind
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(115)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Six creative directors, 20 minutes to design an airplane wrap live on stage, 1000 spectators, 1 beautiful troll
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(51)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(WVOW Radio)
 
 
 
Thugs follow you home and beat you senseless because you: (a) owe a drug debt, (b) owe a gambling debt, or (c) are behind on the water bill
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(47)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
It's the WTFark series finale and one last chance to tell them they suck. Oh, and it's about a vagina beauty contest (not safe for work)
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(157)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 - 6/27
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(1)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Explore)
 
 
 
Alaskan brown bear salmon cam livestream up and running again
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(33)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
You might have had wild stories to tell from college parties, but has a bear ever crashed one?
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(22)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hope Solo continues to beat people
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Transit cop shoves and beats fare jumper, and it was all caught on video. Even the part where the fare jumper was holding his infant child through the whole debacle
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(52)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Beaver? Dam
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(31)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lake Mead water level reaches a new record low. Casino deadbeats finally don't have to worry about being knocked off until there's enough rain to raise it another six feet
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. The girlfriend, not Molly
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(110)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hustlers Convention, released in 1973, is regarded as one of rap music's great forgotten classics, influencing hip-hop artists from Chuck D, Ice T and the Beastie Boys. But few people have heard it and most don't even know it exists"
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"That's when it really hits you. You're looking at the beauty of the Rocky Mountains in the backdrop. When you get inside, that is the last time you will ever see it"
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(49)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Sure waterfalls are beautiful and cool to witness their flowing freshness of nature, but have you ever seen a waterfall that was made out of fog?
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(12)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How does your country/state rank when it comes to how cops can beat on you according to international standards? Find out here before you go for your beatdown
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(24)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
$1.3 million House for Sale: 3.5 baths, hardwood floors, granite counter tops, beautiful garden, good school, close to mass transit, deranged psycho who will send you threatening letters from the day you move in
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(173)
 
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
After teen is attacked in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, wildlife biologists euthanize wrong bear. Officials admit the mistake, but say it was only a small Boo Boo
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(32)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain facing 'Little Ice Age" of the sort that led to the River Thames freezing 300 years ago. Try to keep a stiff upper lip, old bean (not safe for work images in preview bar)
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(119)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You think fighting wildfires is tough in your state? In Alaska you do it while fighting off bears
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(47)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Between 250 and 300 people were kicked out of the Kenny Chesney concert at Lambeau Field Saturday night -- which is more than were ejected from all 8 Packers home games this last season
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(98)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If this van's a rockin', it might be filled with bears
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(12)
 
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
77 year-old man fondly recalls the good old days when you could take a little nap in your backyard without being awakened by a farking bear biting your ankle
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(26)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Once again, Jay Cutler dashes the hopes of Chicago Bears fans
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A goat beauty pageant? That's a baaaad idea
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(30)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The most expensive part of Beats headphones to make? The packaging they come in
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(104)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Becky beats Apple, dies a day later. Don't beat Apple
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(70)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Mom shocked, SHOCKED at the sight of the Teddy Bear christening cake bakery made for her (Not safe for cake decorators)
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(107)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Saskatoon man subdues neighbor's attacker by beating him with a bat. Bonus: makes him call the cops himself
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(43)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jean Grey will possess archery skills in the next X-Men movie. Also, Beast is a velociraptor and all the X-Men have direwolves
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(67)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
The internet 2015: Video of good-looking ass being shot with gummi bears gets 2 million clicks. And no it's not Rylander (not safe for work)
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(76)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Overbearing profanity-spewing HS baseball coach fired, spurring defense from player who says coach molded him into better person... just kidding: "This man is not mentally there. He is a bully who is not mentally able to coach young men"
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ladies, do you have lovely labia? Is your vulva visually enchanting? Have we got the beauty contest for you
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(183)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-Democracy lawmakers beat off reforms from Oligarchy. Bernie Sanders does a victory comb-over
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago defeats Cleveland 17-0. Bears over Browns? No the Cubs over the Indians actually
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(36)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Police apprehend cock-hungry beaver
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(21)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin', Hittin', Chokin', Beatin'
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(43)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man spends his days running through beach homes naked, saying "I just can't help it"
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(26)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Alien UFO fires energy beam over U.S. Capitol, lands at secret ET base beneath White House"
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(58)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Let's give it up for your 2015 Stanley Cup Champions, the Chicago Bears
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(27)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish island hit by first crime since the '60s after beauty products, small sum of cash and six wooly hats taken. Cops hunting moisturized and exfoliated Vikings with cold heads
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(24)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sleeping Beauty found? Archaeologists have found a 2,000-year-old skeleton in Ethiopia gazing into a mirror
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(43)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apple users will now get their own internet. A bearded, trendier internet, away from the rest of us
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(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone; raccoons are not using alligators as beasts of burden and are not teaming up eradicate humanity. Yet
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(44)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Gas prices rose 17% in May. Economists peg the increase on the arrival of summer, more day trips, oil company executives needing a new beach house
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(21)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan says he could still beat anyone on Charlotte Hornets in game of one-on-one. Given the state of the Hornets, The Sisters of the Poor could probably beat them in 3-on-3 round robin tournament
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(24)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(HypeAngel)
 
 
 
Guy creates an artificial intelligence that learns how to play and beat a Super Mario Bros. level
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(50)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Here is something that sounds like it came from a horror movie but did not: Giant purple sea slugs invade beaches
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(41)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Iranian women are protesting by showing off their hair. Long beautiful hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
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(169)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Panama City Beach is banning what most spring breakers go to Panama City Beach for
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(77)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Indiana loses its collective mind after the state saw its first black bear in 144 years
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(55)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Native New Yorker: I understand that bodega cats are sort of a treasured little oddity in New York, but I have terrible cat allergies - Can I tell bodega cat to beat it, or should I just keep my mouth shut?
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(194)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Polar bears are starting to eat dolphins, which is further proof of climate change, just how freaking awesome polar bears are
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(72)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Great news, Bears fans: Jay Cutler's wife, the nutjob insane anti-vaxxer Kristin Cavallari says Chicago is "not home"
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(46)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Former NWA Champion "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is dead at age 69, will now forever wine and dine with kings and queens, no longer sleep in alleys and eat pork and beans
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(158)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"The beard trend is over and done"
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(161)
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you mix coke and molten lead. It's beautiful
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(40)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Rockstar Spud beat Kurt Angle for the TNA World Title? WHO will Samoa Joe kill in his NXT debut? WILL we have seizures trying to keep up with all the wrestling? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with ROH on Destination America @ 8pm ET
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(386)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Not content with beating Holland and FIFA in the past month, Team USA decides to stun number 1 Germany while they are at it
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(87)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Game 4: Can Bishop stand on his head again? Hell, can he even stand? Will Oduya play? How will the Hawks fill his minutes? Will anyone have shaved their playoff beard for Lazarus? All this & hockey when the puck drops @8ET... GAME ONNNNN
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(873)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls takes time out from drinking his own piss to give a turtle CPR. No word on whether the turtle needed a breath mint afterwards
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(16)
 
(Spear's Magazine)
 
 
 
In the Caribbean paradise of St Barths, the ultra-rich play Monopoly with real hotels
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(8)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NBC Sports President to NHL: Hey, guys. I think it would be a good idea for marketing if all the players shaved their playoff beards
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(52)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
So you killed the hipster. Great. Now you've created the yuccie, a noxiously smug offspring of yuppie and hipster that will plague your bespoke coffee shops and offbeat touchdown spaces for the next decade. Thanks a lot
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(135)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Those "artificial" and "natural" flavors you eat are safe. Really. Trust us. Cross our hearts. Oh, and some are made from the secretions of a beaver anus gland
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After his case dismissal and release 2 years ago, teen who spent 3 hellish years of beatings and isolation on Riker's without being charged of a crime has made his final escape through the only means possible
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(351)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"I was so amazed. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. One thing I learned is that there are many different shapes of breasts and even genitals"
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(218)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How a ninth-grade dropout, a masseur, and a low-level pot dealer with virtually no experience beat out massive conglomerates to become international weapons suppliers for the Pentagon
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(69)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's an exploit in Witcher 3 allowing infinite money by slaughtering infinite cows. Does CD Projekt RED A) remove cows entirely B) make cow hides worthless or C) unleash a nigh-unbeatable mutant cow defender to protect the innocent bovine?
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(97)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cold brew coffee is now hotter than ever. Cool beans
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(35)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing coffee on Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators outside Beau Biden's funeral. Police won't say if the man will face charges since he vastly improved the smell coming off the demonstrators
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(131)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Rachel beat Scott at Runewars? How does Donnie take to Helena moving in? Does Delphine finally move to 'remove' Rachel and Allison, oh you naughty girl. Tonight it's episode 3X08 of Orphan Black (9pm ET, BBC America)
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(35)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The D-Day landings at Normandy occurred 71 years ago today. Here is the riveting story of two first wave rifle companies on Omaha Beach
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Monkees aren't just fake Beatles, they're actually closer to being the Motown of rock. But in all honesty, The Monkees weren't about music, Marge... they were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval
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(80)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GoDaddy may be using "fat, neckbearded, trilby-wearing Christian" as criteria for denying job applicants an interview. In other news, GoDaddy just got a lot cooler
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(260)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Park rangers to bear: "Eat Shih Tzu and die"
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(58)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert wakes up from his self-induced slumber, shaves his colbeard and gets ready for his new show
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beard Cap cuts 'facial hair-drag' for hipster swimmers
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(20)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Yeah, so one of our cops beat a dude up and now we're out a bunch of cash. Meaning that you, the taxpayer, are out a bunch of cash"
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(102)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
First look at DC Comics' version of Superman, circa 2015. Comic fans will note Clark Kent beat all these guys up on his way to Zod decades ago
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(91)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what it costs to turn your kid into one of those creepy child beauty queens. Price of your soul, cheap
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(29)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto suburb should have paid the $5/week Bear Patrol tax
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(15)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off carjacker, then things get weird
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(25)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Revenge of the Atomic Beagles
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(12)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gay Head icon slid gently along soap-lathered rails, snugly placed in new position on the beach
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(35)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Vice President Joe Biden's son, Beau, has died. Fark cancer
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(400)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Half-black beauty queen tells what it was like to grow up in Japan: "On field trips or in gym class, other students would avoid holding hands with me because they thought my skin color would rub off"
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(61)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Aircraft porn: excellent footage of Bear, Backfire, and Blackjack. In other news, the Putinbots are keeping busy
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(3)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Beatles held the record for most time an album stayed on the Top Five. And then Sam Smith, the boring whiner more depressing than an unmedicated Morrissey, showed up
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(54)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Beach balls have multiple purposes. You can play with them, bounce off them, attack sea lions with them
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You can't keep that bear, you don't have the permits to do so"
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(65)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
That one time Ice Cube beat up a rabbi outside of a casino in Detroit
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(26)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama has a beach mansion for the governor that looks like Osama bin Laden's hideout, only it's in worse shape
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(22)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can The Beard do 45 and fend off elimination a second time? Will the Warriors come out to play on the home court? Will Curry know where he is? It's the Western Conference Final game 5 from Oakland, tip off at 9:00ET on ESPN
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(134)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"The valuations of some recent high profile crowdfunding campaigns have beaten new records. Is the crowd enjoying a great party ignoring the hangover yet to come or is the crowd better than the professionals at valuing businesses?"
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(8)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Finally, someone says enough with baby boomer presidents. DIFFICULTY: It's Bill "Barack Obama is not going to beat Hillary Clinton in a single Democratic primary" Kristol
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(135)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force wants its planes to shoot frickin' laser beams by 2022
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(27)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Ray McDonald breaks the record for shortest time on the Bears roster
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to Brunei - home of beautiful women, super yachts, gold-plated buildings. A place where playboy royals have too much cash to splash, and nobody has to pay tax
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(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Security guards beak up confrontation on Texas House floor between teabagger rep and fellow GOP rep, after female GOP reps join Dems and oppose his anti-abortion bill. "'You gave me your word!' Stickland yelled at Cook"
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(163)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man. Who could have imagined that Chris Brown would be a deadbeat dad
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hipsters look away now, because your facial thatches have just been well and truly trumped at the 7th Kunsag Beard Festival in Hungary" (pics)
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(41)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Ranker)
 
 
 
If you want to spend Memorial Day reflecting on more than barbecues and beaches, here's your all-inclusive list of the Top 50 military movies of all-time. Even if you're a true film buff, there are some you haven't seen, or heard of
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(21)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It was a beautiful mind
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(54)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(334)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Annual list of the top ten beaches in the U.S. includes Coast Guard Beach in Massachusetts. Swimmers overwhelmingly enjoy the three days out of the year it's warm enough to actually go in the water
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(59)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotter great Marques Haynes dies at 89. It is unknown if the pallbearers will do some razzle-dazzle with his coffin before putting it into the ground
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(15)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, "Holy shiat, WTF is that bear doing?"
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(46)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Beard and his fellow Rockets be able to jump out to a big lead and actually hold on to it tonight or will the Warriors and Stephen Curry keep the heat on? It's your Western Conference finals thread tonight at 9eastern on ESPN
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(92)
 
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missouri soybean farmers are using master baiters to showcase lubricants on their rods
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Designers propose solution to create affordable beachfront living with just a little refurbishing. Okay, maybe a lot of refurbishing
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Troubled actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers surrenders to vodak. "The pathetic sight of this beautiful man stopping to pour booze down his throat - and, in the process, over his heavily stained T-shirt - will have sent shockwaves through his devoted fanbase"
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(85)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Husband can't bear to be apart from dead wife so buys ice coffin to keep her body at home. True love never dies
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(40)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Rising sea levels mean that this polar bear has been left to cut a lonely figure as he wanders through the melted wilds of Antarctica"
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(53)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
The latest hipster fad that you aren't cool enough to know about is the "bee beard." And if for some unknown reason you actually want to grow one, never let it be said Fark wasn't here to help you
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves will select first overall in the upcoming NBA Draft, actually beating the Los Angeles Lakers and the New York Knicks at something
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(34)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you like your beach sand seasoned with howitzer projectile boosters, the Jersey Shore is the place for you
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(27)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember Hugh Jackman joining the 1,000lbs club? Well here's a plot twist: The writer of this article beats Jackman by 20lbs in the same challenge. Eat it Wolverine
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(62)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
If aliens do exist, they're probably the size of bears. Or maybe they ARE bears. We don't really know
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(81)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Oakland snaps losing streak by beating Houston. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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(7)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cyborg turtle gets 3D printed beak after propeller injury
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(15)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you're an American, the idea of retiring in a Mexican beach community in a condo sounds like delightful. Until the Mexican government decides to seize the condo and there's nothing you can do about it
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(189)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for road raging for the third time on your way to a union hearing to get your firefighting job back after you lost it for beating homeless people in a park, you might have some anger management issues
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(45)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Community in uproar over adult bookstore's mural of a girl stuffing her beaver
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(127)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Yellowstone park ranger answers the important questions, like who would win in a fight between a grizzly bear and a gorilla
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(114)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Giant Ferris wheel known as the Orlando Eye immediately shuts down due to "irregularity." Which is a fancy way of saying "is so unstable it could roll off its bearings and into traffic"
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(81)
 
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: growing a playoff beard. New hotness: getting the face of a NY Ranger shaved into the back of your skull
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(17)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State social services takes custody of two sisters after they told their teachers that their parents. A) Starved them. B) Beat them. C) Banned them from watching the Telly
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(44)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It appears Green Bay Fans ain't still mad tho: tickets for Brett Farve's induction into the Packer Hall of Fame, to be held at Lambeau Field, sell out in under 8 hours, all 67,000 of them
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(70)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Our annual "lots of people drive on Memorial Day Weekend" non-news story from AAA arrives a week early to beat the traffic
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(22)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Six-year-old chess prodigy beats seven-time Norwegian champion
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(57)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Police Advisory: Only chase bears through the woods if you're SOBER and have a SHARP hatchet. At least, that's what I think it says
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(19)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
School bus driver of the year arrested for driving at .13 BAC with three dozen kids on board, even though a .15 is the minimum needed to make driving a school bus a bearable occupation
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(21)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Judge says to a man convicted of beating and strangling his girlfriend "Don't worry, son, you'll get over her"
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(27)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler's wife pregnant for third time; Bears fans amazed Jay Cutler can hit any target three times
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(22)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hey, look, a mother bear and her three cubs. She's not gonna mind if we stroll right up to her and start taking pictures, right? I mean, we're tourists at Yellowstone, we have rights
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Sun May 10, 2015
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St. Louis Zoo gets their polar bear through FedEx
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders says he can beat Hillary Clinton, find a comb any time he wants to
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
To beat the Atlanta Hawks, Paul Pierce goes to the bank
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Spader is unbeatable, raking in $76.8 million and securing the top spot. At #2 is Hot Pursuit, the female-driven remake of 48 Hours, which pulled in $12.5 million. And somehow, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 remains at #5 with $4.9 million
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Sat May 09, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Wizards beat the Hawks and take control of the series no one cares about (5 PM ET on ESPN)? Can Steph Curry and the Dubs unleash an MVP performance in Memphis (8 PM ET on ABC)? Find out in your Game 3 NBA playoff thread
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Let's try to give the bear the room it needs as it continues its tour of Dunwoody," police posted on Facebook. "Take precautions with your children, pets, and garbage cans and so on"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these little beauties
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Fri May 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In these Game 3 semi-finals will the LeBrons beat the Bulls in the early game and will it be the Beard or the Blake in the late game? These answers and more in tonight's NBA playoffs thread (CHI/CLE 7:00 eastern on TNT, HOU/LAC 10:30ET both on ESPN)
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man says he got infected by flesh-eating bacteria while swimming at the beach, and he's not letting "doctors" or "test results" tell him otherwise (Some graphic images in article)
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another beautiful find of perfectly preserved pre-war automobiles found frozen in time inside a barn, this time in Texas. Let the restoration begin
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
It's open season on beavers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate defends bacteria-filled neckbeards
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