Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'BEA'

Headlines matching 'BEA'

Sun May 19, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		"But show me a woman with grace and charm, sensibility and righteousness -- goodness and beauty combinedǃ This woman, this angel, this gift of God to men -- may she be adored, and not just adored, but protected by all menǃ" ¯\(°_o)/¯ dyurrrp source: americanthinker.com \| share:	(61)
		Back when Subby was a kid, we didn't have robotics competitions in school. Nor did we have robotics-nerd girls who went on to win beauty pageants. Damn, you kids nowadays are lucky source: midweek.com \| share:	(15)
		Puerto Rico faces its lowest coffee production ever according to recent figures from government bean counters source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(4)

Sat May 18, 2013


		Only one game in the NBA, and it's going to be a doozy: Knicks look to survive to play another day, but have to beat the Pacers in Indiana. Will game six be the trick? Find out starting at 8pm EDT on ESPN source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(119)

Fri May 17, 2013

		In spite of being broke, Detroit was still able to spend $22,000 to send 4 people to a Hawaiian beach resort this weekend. Well there's your problem source: freep.com \| share:	(172)
		"A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment" source: myfoxtampabay.com \| share:	(53)
		Bengals James Harrison says he spends $600,000 a year on his body, beating previous record held by Demi Moore source: espn.go.com \| share:	(25)
		Accused "busy" hooker 'Leslie the Bombshell,' age 50, busted -- with bonus beauty makeover mugshots source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(31)

Thu May 16, 2013


		Tased and confused: Would-be home invader gets the once over from his "victims." Complete with priceless beatdown aftermath photo source: on.flatoday.com \| share:	(261)
		Which one of you dirty rich farkers bought the topless painting of Bea Arthur for $2M? source: nypost.com \| share:	(91)
		After beating the Thunder, Marc Gasol would like you to know that it's not time to start sucking each others' dicks yet. No, really, that was his message. Check the last few lines of the story source: espn.go.com \| share:	(34)
		Larry Flynt sells Hustler HQ for $89 million to some consortium of beaver hunters source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(10)
		Brian Wilson? Al Jardine? Mike Love doesn't need those talentless hacks in the Beach Boys, not when he can have the musical wizardry of JOHN STAMOS source: omaha.com \| share:	(38)
		Gym members in Miami Beach learn the hard way that armed bounty hunters have more rights than police under Florida law source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(89)
		How to beat the insanely addictive Google Maps guessing game. Subby is not responsible for your lost productivity. You have been warned source: slate.com \| share:	(90)

Wed May 15, 2013

		Will the Bulls have enough players healthy to play? Will the Grizzlies bear down and silence the Thunder? It's double-elimination Wednesday NBA playoffs. Games at 7 and 9:30 EDT on TNT source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(433)
		You've been outbid on that "Bea Arthur Naked" painting (Not safe for work) source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	(24)
		Life in Bangladesh forecast to continue to illustrate the "And then it got worse" trope as a cyclone bears down on them source: cnn.com \| share:	(23)
		FARK PART'EH June 8 in Toronto, Canada. Baseball, Beer, Beavers, we have it all source: fark.com \| share:	(85)

Tue May 14, 2013

		Polar-bear expert advocates greener living and slower speeds as ways to save the bears, by making us more delicious and easier to catch. With helpful pic of what a polar bear catching a polar bear expert may look like source: dispatch.com \| share:	(49)
		Virginia is for lovers, but South Carolina ain't for walking around nekkid on the beach source: postandcourier.com \| share:	(27)
		Three 'will eat your face off someday' bear cubs rescued after mother found dead source: wtkr.com \| share:	(7)
		Woman who hired beater hoping to get off easy source: dailyitem.com \| share:	(4)
		So, what do you get when you combine Charlie Sheen, a beach full of dancers and a couple of mermaids who lose their tops? (w/video) source: carsguide.com.au \| share:	(8)
		Star Trek XII - Set phasers to beaming and embrace the franchise's new prime directive: Make it smart, keep it moving and don't sweat the past source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(146)
		Four youths accused of attempted murder after beating man with their skateboards. Gnarly source: myfoxla.com \| share:	(44)

Mon May 13, 2013

How bad are the Pirelli tires in F1 this year? Well, GP2 cars are running about 3 seconds a lap quicker. That's like a Miata beating a Veyron in a drag race

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Sun May 12, 2013

Game of Thrones won't stop for Mother's Day, and tonight's episode, The Bear and the Maiden Fair, is written by George R.R. Martin himself. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO

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Sat May 11, 2013

Pennsylvania has some beautiful farm land, but don't take any pictures because that's about to become a felony

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Fri May 10, 2013

		Miami Dolphins CEO announces that if team is given a new, free stadium in Palm Beach County, they are "open-minded" about relocating source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(44)
		Police throw the book at wife beater who pulls gun on three deputies. Looks like it hit him in the eye source: blog.al.com \| share:	(57)
		Parakeet sings and beatboxes. Bird to your mother source: youtube.com \| share:	(27)
		So, what if the Beatles had stayed together into the 70s? Probably something like this source: youtube.com \| share:	(59)
		The 1960 Plymouth XNR concept car with a 170-cu.in. slant-six engine built to NASCAR specs is beautifully asymmetric source: archdezart.com \| share:	(75)

Thu May 09, 2013

		Best Korea gives a "Hero of the Republic" medal, to an unknown female beat cop, meaning either she can write one HELL of a parking ticket, or more likely foiled an assassination attempt on Kim Jong Un that was disguised as a traffic accident source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(48)
		Fireman in bear costume run over by fire engine source: thisisnorthdevon.co.uk \| share:	(16)

Wed May 08, 2013

		Sideshow Bob to plead insanity. By Lucifer's beard, we will all live to regret this source: kpic.com \| share:	(88)
		A bear ate my monkey is no longer a euphemism source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(20)
		Best beard ever ... or optical illusion? source: news.com.au \| share:	(19)

Tue May 07, 2013

		HSBC's shares rise as profits beat expectations, terrorist attacks source: cnbc.com \| share:	(7)
		New hipster e-moped will do 27 mph. Fast enough to feel the wind in your beard hair, but not so fast it will overdry your 'stache wax source: wired.com \| share:	(79)

Mon May 06, 2013

Rare Vintage Beach Photos. Hubba Hubba

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Sun May 05, 2013

Moon landing enthusiast? Well it's your lucky day. You can bid on a electrocardiogram of Apollo 11 Commander Neil Armstrong's heartbeat while he was on the moon

source: wmur.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

		In survey of Food Network Magazine readers, 86% would go shopping with Food Network chef for beauty and fashion, 90% would ask Food Network chef for home décor tips, but only 75% would ask Food Network chef for tech advice source: thebraiser.com \| share:	(17)
		In 1903 residents in Van Meter, Iowa claimed to have seen an eight-foot winged creature with a forehead horn that cast a blinding beam of light. 110 years later the creature and mystery remain unsolved source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	(82)

Fri May 03, 2013

		A movie script has been bought for A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, a film about Mr. Rogers. The important question is: Who should play him? source: uproxx.com \| share:	(138)
		Students complain after their track coaches make them do bear crawls. Awww, did the precious little snow.... HOLY FARK source: wthr.com \| share:	(298)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Does a wild bear sh*t in the truck? source: blogs.sacbee.com \| share:	(25)
		The Daily Beast fires Howie Kurtz for not being a reliable source, leading some to speculate CNN is going to drop him too source: deadline.com \| share:	(16)
		Cop fired for 8th time for leaving AR-15 with friend. Previous firings for beating juveniles, stealing from suspects, falsifying reports, conducting unauthorized car chase where four people were killed & calling in sick...from Cancun source: rawstory.com \| share:	(118)
		If the Kentucky senator is the Republican Party's standard bearer in 2016, it is not inconceivable that he could destroy the party source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(121)
		Reagan would not have supported gay marriage: as the only divorced President, he insisted on teaching youngsters the beauty of a lifelong relationship between husband, wife, and ex-wife source: townhall.com \| share:	(101)
		If you're looking for a summer job, Norway is looking for polar bear spotters source: mnn.com \| share:	(38)

Wed May 01, 2013

		Usually folks aren't smiling in their mug shots. Unless they're arrested for having sex. On the beach. In the morning source: wpbf.com \| share:	(96)
		PepsiCo pulls recent Mountain Dew ad because apparently some people had a problem with the inclusion of a badly beaten up blonde white woman, black men in a police lineup dressed in thug gear, and a goat source: shine.yahoo.com \| share:	(40)
		If you are going to install a webcam to watch an elderly person, do not do anything stupid like beat her in front of it, someone might be watching source: thetimes-tribune.com \| share:	(54)
		Time Warner beats estimates on news they apparently don't suck as hard as Kabletown source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(2)
		NYC elementary school goes full veggie, will offer nothing but tofu wraps and bean everything dishes for your soon to be "growth stunted" kids source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(230)

Tue April 30, 2013

		Will Markey get Lynched? Will Gomey beat out Sully or will Winslow mess with everyone? This is your MA Senate primary fight thread....because it's election day somewhere and who doesn't love an election? source: politico.com \| share:	(31)
		The trick to photographing naked people at the beach is to use a big, old box camera on a 25 pound tripod so everybody sees you're an artist and not a voyeur source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(49)

Mon April 29, 2013

		Russia: home of the great bear, the great vodka and the great air-dropped inflatable church & parachuting priests source: planetivy.com \| share:	(25)
		Russia: Okay which side in this Syrian civil war wants to tangle with the bear after firing two ground-to-air missiles at one of our passenger planes? source: inserbia.info \| share:	(128)
		1 WTC is almost complete, but they're waiting until later to install the beacon to ward off aircraft source: masslive.com \| share:	(73)
		How Samsung is beating Apple to the core source: wired.com \| share:	(40)
		Longstanding chart record held by The Beatles beaten by some guy with awful hair source: nme.com \| share:	(54)

Sun April 28, 2013

		The best of the best beards at the International German Beard Championships. Nothing but pure stash awesomeness with this group source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(34)
		Meet Kermie, a cancer stricken dog, who beat the odds and lived long enough to see her sailor owner return from deployment. Boy the salt water stings your eyes here source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(24)
		Owner of music store stops man beating his wife with a club dead in his tracks with a gun. Discuss rationally source: wtae.com \| share:	(360)
		Remember Justin Bieber's pet monkey that had to be quarantined in Germany a few weeks ago? He left it in an isolated cell with a teddy bear and has absolutely no intentions of ever picking it back up. "Mally is lonely" source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(69)
		As if we needed anymore reasons to dislike vegetables: Woman finds a frog in a can of green beans source: ksdk.com \| share:	(50)

Fri April 26, 2013

		"Dear God, why did you make me one of the most beautiful women on earth? YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD" source: omg.yahoo.com \| share:	(166)
		"Whether the cops in your town patrol in Crown Victorias, Ford Tauruses, or Dodge Challengers, make no mistake: the Seattle Police Department has them beat" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	(120)

Thu April 25, 2013

(Some Guy)	The Beatles' "The End" isolated tracks. Mind blown source: thatericalper.com \| share:	(116)
	A woman told police the suspect was masturbating "so hard that his whole body was shaking." Apparently, that's inappropriate behavior on a beach source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	(81)
	Mila Kunis, Sean Bean, and Channing Tatum don't quite look like themselves while filming upcoming movie source: elystandard.co.uk \| share:	(47)
	Rescued black bear cub reacts to his pain medication like subby's son does to eating vegetables source: wtkr.com \| share:	(7)
	Video shows UNC successfully executing QB protection plan they developed after watching the Bear's O-Line block for Cutler the past couple seasons source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(21)

Wed April 24, 2013

		Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine source: cnn.com \| share:	(187)
		Missouri mom goes on trial for beating up her son's heroin dealer. Difficulty: Defense has trouble seating impartial jurors source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(88)
		Florida lawmakers want to end life-long alimony payments, make alimony and child custody laws more fair. Naturally, some people have more sand than Daytona Beach in their vaginas over this source: foxnews.com \| share:	(156)

Tue April 23, 2013

Mon April 22, 2013

		Woman beats anorexia, piles on weight to become a smoking hot plus-sized model (w/pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(214)
		United Arab Emirates to impose ban on women wearing bikinis on beaches, punishable by fines. But on the upside, they're also banning guys from wearing Speedos and banana hammocks source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(142)

Sun April 21, 2013

		Dodgers place Billingsley on DL. Beaumont, Dow, Mathers all expected to return this week source: espn.go.com \| share:	(11)
		Can Hinchcliffe avoid hanging out on the course again? Will the invocation be as wacky and as memorable as last year? It's the 39th Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach (4 PM, NBCSN) source: indycar.com \| share:	(145)
		Royal Caribbean to attract customers to its cruise ships with soaring glass observation pods like the London Eye, skydiving attractions, virtual balconies on interior cabins, and of course, norovirus source: blog.sfgate.com \| share:	(27)

Sat April 20, 2013

		Today is 'National Lima Bean Respect Day' source: foodbeast.com \| share:	(61)
		Sharp-eyed busdriver catches robber who beat woman with a hammer: "I don't care to be in the spotlight, I was hoping someone else would find him and I could 'hurray' him" source: pe.com \| share:	(27)
		Viewers continue to flee from Nicki Minaj, resulting in a repeat of The Big Bang Theory beating American Idol in the ratings source: variety.com \| share:	(45)

Fri April 19, 2013

		How not to pick up 14-year-old girls at the beach: floating on your back in the water with your shorts around your ankles. Especially if you're a 69-year-old man source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(35)
		Rihanna beats down reports she is pregnant with Chris Brown's child source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(18)

Thu April 18, 2013

Dove Real Beauty Sketches - Men

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Wed April 17, 2013

		High school team beats another high school team by a score of 65-0. The sport they were playing was: A) Football. B) Basketball. C) Baseball. Hint: That was the final score after only three innings source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(55)
		The ACLU files a complaint with the FTC accusing major wireless carriers of deceptive practices for not updating customers Android phones to the latest version of the OS. Who knew having Jelly Bean was a basic civil right? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(48)
		You thought kudzu was bad? The bugs that live on kudzu are even more invasive and may threaten significant segments of the US soybean crop source: labspaces.net \| share:	(33)
		Target's new plush tiger dolls bear more than a passing resemblance to a certain "Calvin and Hobbes" character source: dinosaurdracula.com \| share:	(52)

Tue April 16, 2013

		California still thinks that laws, rules, and wishful thinking beat engineering and market forces source: detroitnews.com \| share:	(41)
		Jezebel thinks men should wear makeup, it makes them look beautiful. Because, Patriarchy source: jezebel.com \| share:	(214)

Mon April 15, 2013

		The fat and lazy were out 15,000 strong at a Cape Cod beach. DIfficulty: It wasn't a Kennedy reunion source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(27)
		State of Nevada provides proof that Greyhound is full of mental patients. As Nevada is the ones buying the tickets for them. Obvious beats Asinine for touching his stuff source: sacbee.com \| share:	(26)

Sun April 14, 2013

Group of the "popular girls" forced other high school girls, some as young a 13, into prostitution and beat them if they didn't go along. Subby always knew the Popular girls were evil

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Sat April 13, 2013

		Lumpy Rutherford no longer leaving it to the beaver source: tvseriesfinale.com \| share:	(29)
		Meet the Tardigrades. You might know them as waterbears or moss piglets. I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm in the 5th grade all over again source: youtube.com \| share:	(24)
		Ron Howard, Tony Basil, and Beau Bridges star in Village of the Giants from MST3K season 5, a mess of a film that Mike, Servo, and Crow eviscerate to hilarious results. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the breasts" source: youtube.com \| share:	(4)

Fri April 12, 2013

		You know, it's not really a proper holiday camp performance of children's favourite "Jack and the Beanstalk" unless someone gets their nose bitten off source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(5)
		During a previous coaching stint, Rutgers' basketball-thrower Mike Rice had been hospitalized after a fellow assistant coach threw a fist at his face. Bonus: two weeks before that another fellow assistant coach also beat him up source: blogs.buffalonews.com \| share:	(13)

Thu April 11, 2013

		A lion, tiger and bear are living together and have become friends. Be afraid, VERY afraid source: calgary.ctvnews.ca \| share:	(25)
		Huh, who knew that Putin had found total enlightenment? Bear wrestling must be part of the Noble Eightfold Path source: en.ria.ru \| share:	(15)
		Coming to DC as a tourist? Great, glad to have you. Remember there's no White House tours, but hey: the cherry blossoms are in full bloom right now. Beautiful, aren't they? Why yes, that is a body floating in the tidal basin. It happens sometimes source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(95)

Wed April 10, 2013

Tue April 09, 2013

		Wouldn't it be nice to own a lost treasure trove of Beach Boys lyrics, music and photographs? God only knows how much it will sell for source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(18)
		Miriam, 49, who sprouted full beard after son's birth says she is looking for love and has never felt sexier source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(122)
		Turns out Hooter's waitresses aren't supposed to have shaved heads and big scars. Clearly this isn't the Myrtle Beach Hooters source: gma.yahoo.com \| share:	(59)

Mon April 08, 2013

Did a murderer use the Confession Bear internet meme to reveal his crime? Skeptical Hippo is not so sure

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Sun April 07, 2013

		Finally: The government is handing out ass-beatings for kids lookin' like a fool with their pants on the ground. Oh, wait: Not in the USA source: upi.com \| share:	(110)
		WILL C.M. Punk be the 1 in the Undertaker's 20-1? CAN John Triton beat Roadblock for the WWE Title? IS TONIGHT "Game Over" for HHH's career? LIVE from New Jersey, THIS is YOUR WWE WrestleMania XXIX Discussion Thread (7pm ET on PPV) source: wwe.com \| share:	(3040)
		The world's 20 most beautiful living spaces that nobody can afford to actually live in source: stumbleupon.com \| share:	(94)

Sat April 06, 2013

		The many deaths of Sean Bean. Poor guy source: liveleak.com \| share:	(35)
		Mexicans fined in Canada for trying to export: A) Guns, B) Drugs, C) Polar bears? source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(27)
		Great ready for the next bear market source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(10)

Fri April 05, 2013

Looking to donate large amounts of money to politicians with beards? There's a PAC for that

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Thu April 04, 2013

(Blank is Blank)	Jim Morrison interview from 1969 reveals Doors frontman poetically rhapsodizing about mashed potatoes and beauty of getting fat in college. "I felt so great. I felt like a tank, you know. I felt like a large mammal. A big beast" source: blankonblank.org \| share:	(76)
	The most beautiful libraries ever built...in Minecraft. Yep source: bookriot.com \| share:	(36)
	Behold, the most beautiful McDonald's in the world source: shortlist.com \| share:	(37)
	Turns out Scotty was shot six times while storming Juno beach on D-Day. Sniper Mr. Rogers is impressed source: todayifoundout.com \| share:	(88)

Wed April 03, 2013

		Apparently this bears repeating: If you're going to rob, decapitate and dump the body of a famous celebrity, DO NOT get in a car crash on the way to her house. If you do, get rid of the detailed written instructions of your well-thought-out plan source: twincities.com \| share:	(82)
		How funny can a television show be when a concept from a five-year-old beats out professional network brainstormers? Answer is: pretty damn funny source: uproxx.com \| share:	(52)
		North Carolina decides to stop beating around the burning bush and introduces legislation declaring an official state religion source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(250)
		Florida man discovers that moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(80)
		Online Dating Horror Story 1,043; San Dimas guy tries to impress chick on their first date by crashing into car ahead of them & attacking the driver...who bearhugs guy, then lets him go source: dailybulletin.com \| share:	(83)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Historical paintings of women updated to represent today's standard of beauty. Still below studman69's standard (Artistic nudity) source: nsmbl.nl \| share:	(140)
		From being one of Paul "Bear" Bryant's Junction Boys at Texas A&M to The Astrodome and the "Run and Shoot" offense, football legend Jack Pardee has played his final down source: chron.com \| share:	(19)
		Dancing sea lion proves animals can keep a beat. Rapping penguin to prove white guys still can't dance source: natureworldnews.com \| share:	(10)
		Pics from a zoo in Argentina where you can go to get nuzzled by a lion, licked in the face by a brown bear, or you can scratch a tiger's belly. What could possibly go wrong? source: grindtv.com \| share:	(39)

Mon April 01, 2013

		Obvious: children like brownies and gummy bears. Bad: In Colorado, many of those are filled with THC, increasing the number of children in the ER for pot poisoning since 2009 by infinity source: denverpost.com \| share:	(209)
		Research reveals that the beatles were homosexual source: blogs.scientificamerican.com \| share:	(14)
		Louisville beats top-tier basketball team in NCAA tournament. This is not a repeat from a few hours ago source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(29)
		Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini and hits the beach for Easter Sunday source: popoholic.com \| share:	(173)

Sun March 31, 2013

		"Police deeming it perhaps unsafe, could find no statute to cover a bear driving, since all state laws applied to humans only. They shrugged and did nothing" source: doorcountyadvocate.com \| share:	(60)
		Farker selling beautiful hand carved sculpture to help pay unexpected medical bills. Thanks for looking, God bless (LGT sculpture) source: ebay.com \| share:	(6)

Sat March 30, 2013

		If you have the striped skunks beating the golden-mantled ground squirrels in your brackets and the bighorn sheep beating the ravens, you'll be in a good position to win this year's Grand Canyon's March Madness source: azcentral.com \| share:	(11)
		As the Craft Brewers Conference of 2013 wraps up, lets take a look at some of the best epic brewers beards the conference had to offer. Fark: Farker and brewer Cerebral Knievel leads in the tag line source: inthecapital.com \| share:	(8)

Fri March 29, 2013

		In observation of Good Friday and remembering God's message of forgiveness, here's beatboxing Jesus and the Prodigal Son source: youtube.com \| share:	(6)
		Apparently,(Penis) the Colorado Avalanche (Penis) have hired Beavis and Butthead (Penis) as studio analysts. (Penis) source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(19)
		Adult fans of My Little Pony abuzz about Build-A-Bear's newest product source: stltoday.com \| share:	(268)
		Another Senator leaves the closet: Welcome to the light, Miss Murkowski. You'll get your rainbows and bears later source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(28)

Thu March 28, 2013

		Winter is coming...to dinner: Khaleesi's Deviled Dragon Eggs, Take The Black Bean Dip, Dothraki Blood Pies and other recipes for hosting your own Game of Thrones premier party at home source: blogs.houstonpress.com \| share:	(66)
		Will AJ Styles finally speak for the first time? Which member of the Aces and Eights will Jeff Hardy call out for open fight night? Has Kurt Angle recovered from his beating last week? Will Sting show up? It's TNA Impact Live 8 pm source: impactwrestling.com \| share:	(233)
		Sarah Palin releases a promotional video suggesting that she is single-handedly reshaping the future of the GOP. "Also, there's a bear at the end. It's neat" source: ktar.com \| share:	(32)

Wed March 27, 2013

		Lady Tigers beat the Lady Lions. Guess who they play next... Oh my source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(22)
		It's the 50th anniversary of 'Please Please Me', the debut album of The Beatles. Their good albums, however, are still only 45 years old source: entertainment.time.com \| share:	(69)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot source: arlnow.com \| share:	(143)
		"So, Bob. Didya getcha a bear?" "Nope, but we got two deputies, one sheriff, a highway patrolman and one ATF agent" source: blogs.idahostatesman.com \| share:	(36)
		Gabby Gifford's husband pulls a mauling dog off a baby sea lion at a California beach. Despite his heroic efforts, the sea lion still died. This never would have happened if he had been armed source: azcentral.com \| share:	(187)
		Every Beatles song broken down by instrument source: spinner.com \| share:	(69)

Mon March 25, 2013

Larry Robinson, "Things to Come" guitarist, now local music store guy, beaten to death for a red Les Paul Studio guitar in a hardshell case. Robber still on the loose

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Sat March 23, 2013

		Ugly ass polar bear cub to get ugly ass playmate source: wgrz.com \| share:	(20)
		Month-old bear cubs left in a box by the road were reunited at a rescue facility source: abcnews4.com \| share:	(34)
		Want to buy a rare copy of Sgt. Pepper, signed by all four Beatles? You'll need a little financial help from your friends source: nypost.com \| share:	(93)
		The Beach Boys unplugged. No autotune, studio musicians, excess reverb source: youtube.com \| share:	(37)

Fri March 22, 2013

		Is Bowser unbeatable? Only if she runs against MARIOOOOOOOOO source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	(10)
		Hip replacement reduces heart failure, depression, and diabetes risk. Still no cure for Bea Arthur's coquettish sexuality source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	(21)
		Millions of dead prawns was up on beach in Chile. Well they're already seasoned, let's put them on the grill source: natureworldnews.com \| share:	(56)
		While everyone else in the Bay Area got to enjoy dancing bears, the prisoners on Alcatraz got to trip out on glowing millipedes source: treehugger.com \| share:	(11)
		Former NFL player did a Super Duper job of beating, knocking his teenage son unconscious. Twice source: nfl.com \| share:	(57)
		VCU beats Akron by a can of whoop ass to advance to the SECOND round. HAVOC lives in the 5/12 record books now source: wtvr.com \| share:	(39)
		FARK's Drew Curtis appears on Bloomberg Television's "Money Moves" and tells how to beat patent trolls at their own game source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(43)
		Do cookies really taste better when dipped in tea? Here comes the science old bean source: npr.org \| share:	(66)

Thu March 21, 2013

Wed March 20, 2013

		Beat it Tom Hanks, being an eccentric old kook is Bill Murray's turf source: eonline.com \| share:	(43)
		No matter how sexist the gender wars get, you'd think nobody would ever have the audacity to straight-up say that women are just "there to be beautiful objects." But then, maybe you don't read "Esquire" source: gawker.com \| share:	(231)
		San Francisco 49ers recognize going to live football games is nigh-unbearable, so they're offering free unlimited WiFi to anyone who shows up source: arstechnica.com \| share:	(79)
		Wisconsin will shut down one of its most popular nude beaches after struggling for years to curtail sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods. In other news, there are nude beaches in Wisconsin source: myfoxdc.com \| share:	(98)

Tue March 19, 2013

		Falcons beat the Eagles in spring training game source: scores.espn.go.com \| share:	(11)
		In reality, Chuck Norris still has his beard; it has simply become too awesome for us mere mortals to view source: tmz.com \| share:	(85)

Mon March 18, 2013

		Season 3 of Game of Thrones will have the ultimate enemy: bears source: kotaku.com \| share:	(97)
		Apart being, you know, bears source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	(21)

Sun March 17, 2013

		Not news: Russians addicted to sniffing aviation fuel. Fark: Russian bears source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(28)
		Bears RB Matt Forte not happy with NFL proposal that would ban running backs from lowering their head to initiate contact source: nesn.com \| share:	(53)

Sat March 16, 2013

Mr. Rogers was the greatest American ever and here are five moments that prove it, because he always made it a beautiful day in the neighborhood

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(91)

Fri March 15, 2013

		♫ Spider beard, spider beard, does whatever a spider beard does ♫ source: io9.com \| share:	(40)
		You can win a basketball game in many ways, Charlotte made eight free throws in the last five seconds to win 68-63 to beat Richmond, who committed three technicals in the game to lead to that situation source: espn.go.com \| share:	(19)

Thu March 14, 2013

		Google set to merge Android with ChromeOS to beat Ballmer at his own game: Destroying Microsoft source: theverge.com \| share:	(54)
		Kevin Smith takes on the Burly Beaver, a Canadian sandwich with 21,430 calories and 2,540 grams of fat. Did he finish? Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(88)
		Dyson test their products by getting their strongest colleagues to beat them up source: humansinvent.com \| share:	(17)
		Man found guilty of Shake Weight beating - surprisingly not a euphemism source: wlfi.com \| share:	(15)
		Brian Urlacher figures the best way to piss off the Bears organization is by talking with the Vikings source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(124)
		Jim Beam CEO's salary cut to $8 million, still continues to make more money than his Old Grand-Dad source: articles.chicagotribune.com \| share:	(22)

Wed March 13, 2013

(Some Guy)

Which polar bear cub is the ugly assiest polar bear cub?

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(28)

Tue March 12, 2013

		If you're going to go wrestle sharks on an Australian beach, you might not want to be out on sick leave back in Britain. Footage of your shenanigans travels across the world quickly source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(79)
		Czech out the newest contender for WTF video of the year. With captivating lines such as "Don't wanna work, want to eat pork. Go to beach, drink beach drinks" source: youtube.com \| share:	(45)
		Wait, does one of those thieves look like Beavis? source: pennlive.com \| share:	(48)
		Throwing garbage on the beach? That's a face bitin' source: ramblingbeachcat.com \| share:	(14)

Mon March 11, 2013

Sun March 10, 2013

Self-taught photographer Mike Brodie rode with America's impoverished youth for thousands of miles on freight trains. Beautiful images provide portrait of curious sub-culture which remains alive a century after it came to prominence

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(115)

Sat March 09, 2013

Photoshop this beach ballerina

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(37)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Justin Bieber gets all potty mouth with paparazzo, threatens to beat the fark out of him. Good thing his bodyguards were there to hold him back source: latimes.com \| share:	(59)
		After last summer's several shark sightings and even a few close encounters on Cape Cod, one town invokes the "No such thing as bad press" theory in the design of this year's beach permit source: capecodonline.com \| share:	(52)
		Texas high-school girls plan 'Operation Beautiful,' a day without makeup to show everyone their natural beauty. High-school boys, receptive yet confused source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(134)

Thu March 07, 2013

		Wanna date with a wealthy, beautiful person? Try Newark Airport........srsly source: nj.com \| share:	(84)
		Fans storm the court after Huskers beat unranked Minnesota in last game at the Devaney Center. But hey, when you win zero NCAA tourney games, zero regular season conference titles and one conference tournament in 63 years, you take what you can get source: btn.com \| share:	(28)
		Male Russian soloist ballet dancer offers defense for having orchestrated acid being thrown in artistic director's face: "Look, I just wanted someone to beat his ass, I didn't tell anyone to throw acid" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(36)
		The 50 best Hollywood beards. Yes, list fails without Kelly Preston, etc source: shortlist.com \| share:	(48)

Wed March 06, 2013

WWE wrestler Daniel Bryan challenges Oakland A's player Josh Reddick to a beard-off. You bet it's real to them, damnit

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(15)

Tue March 05, 2013

	Teen skier survives 2 nights on Maine mountain and credits Bear Grylls with his survival. No word if he drank his own piss source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(78)
	"Gummy bear" breast implants for eye candy, CNN's pimp name, and the difference between a panda and a drunk guy from Missouri: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/24 - 3/2 source: fark.com \| share:	(4)
(Lido Beach)	Farker is headed to Sarasota for business in April, specifically Lido Beach. Wondering if any local Farkers to the area can suggest some good local restaurants or bars or other attractions worth visiting while I'm there source: lidobeachresort.com \| share:	(29)

Mon March 04, 2013

(Dispatches from the Culture Wars)

Rev. Ray "Banana Man" Comfort tells us how in the Old Testament slavery was not really slavery because it was only temporary and for dead beats who could not pay their bills. Here comes the Leviticus which he hopes no fundy actually reads

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Sun March 03, 2013

		Submitted for your consideration: The greatest high school playoff basketball buzzer beater of all time? source: youtube.com \| share:	(78)
		The Bible on the History Channel gets rave reviews for its: A) Production values. B) Accuracy. C) Beautiful actors source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(42)

Sat March 02, 2013

		Would you eat a fish that you found dead on the beach? How about if you found thousands of them dead and have no idea how they died? Would you eat them then? source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(61)
		Apparently everybody's favorite beauty queen/amateur porn star also has some outstanding warrants source: wboc.com \| share:	(87)
		Smiling polar bear cub shatters "ugly-ass" meme. Get that kid a Coke source: google.com \| share:	(19)
		Coach K furious at Virginia fans after they stormed the court after the Cavs beat Duke. If only there were something Duke could have avoided doing to prevent this source: latimes.com \| share:	(41)
		Gum, black jellybeans, and Raisinettes seem like the type of candy that should be wiped off the planet forever, but the other sixteen are damned delicious source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(124)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Fallout: Beantown? Apples, how I would like them source: idigitaltimes.com \| share:	(76)
		Ugly ass polar bear cub needs money for new home source: wivb.com \| share:	(24)
		If you really want that top cookie seller Girl Scout patch ready for your upcoming beauty pageant, aw Honey, don't make this Boo Boo source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(45)
		Come live in Florida, where the sun is bright, the beaches are warm and the SINKHOLES SWALLOW YOU WHOLE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING source: wptv.com \| share:	(127)

Thu February 28, 2013

Man beats his wife with an iPad. Retina? Damn near killed her

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(26)

Wed February 27, 2013

		The world's nerdiest marriage proposal. Trust me, whichever one you're thinking off, this one beats it by a mile source: popsci.com \| share:	(56)
		Romanian gangster Nutzu the Pawnbroker rode away from prison on a black stallion, after serving one year on a 13-year human trafficking and pimping conviction. He kept four lions and two bears at his estate. Romania, the Florida of Europe source: hypervocal.com \| share:	(37)
		Survey of travelers finds America's top ten beaches are in the states of Hawaii, Florida, Florida, Florida, Hawaii, Hawaii, OMG Ponies, California, California, and Hawaii. Wait, what? source: utsandiego.com \| share:	(128)
		Samsung asks Australian court whether Apple can patent beauty and elegance. Subby suggests Elle McPherson as prior art exhibit A source: appleinsider.com \| share:	(9)
		New satellite launched to hunt for harmful asteroids, space junk, anything beaming back NBC programming source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(4)
		"Swimmer mauled to death by Great White Shark in front of hundreds of tourists on New Zealand beach as armed police opened fire on the animal at least 20 times." Sonofabiatch. Landshark source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(133)
		Take the Beatles, a little early cowboy music, add some punk and a large amount of pantomime, steam-punk, and Sci-Fi/Fantasy gaming and you get these guys (w/video) source: kryptonradio.com \| share:	(17)

Tue February 26, 2013

Mon February 25, 2013

		Will Brock Lesnar save Paul Heyman from a Vince McMahon beating? Is the Undertaker really back? Who will make fun of Glenn Beck? Will #weedthepeople trend worldwide? Find out tonight on RAW, 8pm est source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(2211)
		Barnes & Noble chairman wants to take the company private so that the public won't know how badly they're being beaten by Amazon source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(99)
		FDA approves new "gummy bear" silicone breast implants. Perfect for women who want to become eye candy source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(32)
		Renowned songwriter Diane Charlotte Lampert, whose songs were recorded by Brenda Lee, The Beatles, and The Lettermen, has died at 88 source: spinner.com \| share:	(11)

Sun February 24, 2013

		Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(185)
		Britain's thriftiest MILF beats recession by recycling tea bags three times, stealing toilet paper from public bathrooms and making her kids watch telly in the dark (w/pic) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	(137)

Sat February 23, 2013

The 10th Circuit Court of Appeals: the 2nd Amendment right to bear arms does not mean you have the right to carry a concealed weapon in public. Rational, erudite, dispassionate, level-headed, civil and cogent discussion to the right

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(177)

Fri February 22, 2013

Thanks to the artists at Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio, the so-called "World's Worst Tattoo" has been crafted into a thing of beauty (link fixed)

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(189)

Thu February 21, 2013

		Come to beautiful Lake Tahoe....the clear, azure waters, the snowpacked mountain vistas, the luxurious pine forest ringing the lake, the giant 1.5ft, 4-lb goldfish source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(90)
		Five-year-old boy, asleep at home causes huge police search with sniffer dogs and a helicopter. Did anyone check under the bean bag? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(31)
		No matter how horrible your girlfriend treats you today at least she didn't beat you with a Furby source: 961kiss.com \| share:	(36)
		In a move surely nobody will have a problem with, Royal Caribbean to begin charging passengers $12 per day for gratuities source: freep.com \| share:	(58)

Wed February 20, 2013

		Switzerland's only wild bear killed by wildlife rangers, because it could pose a threat to humans source: theaustralian.com.au \| share:	(46)
		Pub landlord who beat off four muggers while holding fish and chips fined by police when they decide it was just codswallop source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(50)

Tue February 19, 2013

	Beautiful women seduce men into giving them nudes on Facebook, use the nudes for blackmail source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(52)
	Remember that story about the whales trapped in the ice and the humans who rallied to save them? This is just like that, except instead of humans, they're polar bears. And instead of saving them, they eat them source: cbc.ca \| share:	(37)
	Curses ... beaten by the dreaded "five feet offside" play source: cbssports.com \| share:	(19)
(Missouri House)	Missouri House member introduces bill that makes it a felony for any member of the general assembly to proposes legislation that further restricts an individual's right to bear arms source: house.mo.gov \| share:	(199)
	"Two women got into a fight over the sale of beauty products during a game of bingo for seniors..." So, getting old is just like posting on the Politics tab? source: seacoastonline.com \| share:	(11)
	NY senate leader: my duties require me to do constituent service at liquor stores in West Palm Beach. Haters gonna hate source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(14)

Mon February 18, 2013

		Boeing tries to win back dissatisfied 787 customers with quick fix for fiery battery problem. Fix includes heavy-duty titanium or steel containment box around battery cells, high-pressure evacuation tubes, and complete set of used rosary beads source: seattletimes.com \| share:	(53)
		Tony Sheridan, only non-Beatle to be the lead singer on a Beatles track which charted as a single, finally reunites with John and George source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(36)

Sun February 17, 2013

		Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest dude of all. "Miss" Lyon County Beauty Contest is not what I'm usually into, but hey, it's for charity so it's cool, right? Right? source: lyoncountyreporter.com \| share:	(1)
		A Good Day to Die Hard is top at the box office, though Identity Thief is close behind, ready to steal the top spot on this long weekend. The latest Twilight clone, Beautiful Creatures, bombed as expected source: deadline.com \| share:	(47)
		Bad: You get shot to death. Worse: After being stabbed repeatedly. Fark: After being beaten with... a coconut? source: dnaindia.com \| share:	(50)

Sat February 16, 2013

Fri February 15, 2013

		Look, I admit these guys beat someone up to steal and use their credit card. All I'm saying is, why should they be punished for it? I mean, they're good at football. What more do you want? source: espn.go.com \| share:	(98)
		Just another day, another middle school beat-down caught on camera. Kids these days source: wtae.com \| share:	(123)
		The US is beating domestic violence source: csmonitor.com \| share:	(28)
		This slideshow of airlines that no longer exist will make you long for the days when beautiful Trans-World Airlines stewardesses would offer you some of their famed TWA Tea source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(59)

Thu February 14, 2013

		Illinois Senate to vote today on Chicago bears source: cnn.com \| share:	(36)
		Are you from Tittybong, Australia or perhaps Wet Beaver Creek, Arizona? Well here's a map that reveals some of of the world's most suggestive place names source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(105)

Wed February 13, 2013

		In a decision that is sure to have the district's lawyer beating his head against the table, Jackson, OH school board votes 4-0 to keep up the picture of Jesus that's hanging in the high school source: wcpo.com \| share:	(201)
		Polar bears may require feeding by/of humans because of ailing ecosystem, researchers say source: thestar.com \| share:	(23)

Tue February 12, 2013

		Good News: the invading super-colonies of Argentine ants who have displaced most native species of ants in the southern US, are finally being beaten back. Bad News: by invading colonies of Asian needle ants source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(38)
		Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage) source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	(3250)
		If you're going to carry an illegal loaded semiautomatic firearm in NYC, it is probably best to not press your luck by trying to beat a $2 subway fare source: nypost.com \| share:	(215)
		Nothing says "I love you" like a cute teddy bear stuffed with crystal meth source: wcvb.com \| share:	(23)
		British man beats off 4 attackers without letting go of his fish and chips source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(33)
		Brian Wilson shoots down idea of a new Beach Boys reunion source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(31)
		Conservatives try to beat down the Violence Against Women Act: "It's unfair to men" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(213)
		The IOC drops the thoroughly unhistorical sport of wrestling so that it may continue to bring you such quintessentially Olympic events as horse dancing, ping pong, beach volleyball, and ribbon-twirling source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(111)
		♫ You did me wrong ♪ 'Cause I've been through stormy weather ♫ And the beat goes on ♪ Just like my love everlasting ♫ And the beat goes on, you'd better believe it ♪ Still moving strong on and on ♫ source: officer.com \| share:	(6)
		Because life hasn't been good to him so far, former congressman Joe Walsh (R-Deadbeat) wants a reduction in the child support he hasn't been paying to begin with source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(97)
		Brooklyn fathers who started hipster dad magazine "Kindling" baffled that anyone could possibly label them hipsters or their project hipster-ish, deem term an empty demarcation. With pics of them playing with their beautiful boys Amon and Phoenix source: cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com \| share:	(59)

Mon February 11, 2013

		The unbeaten (in regulation) Blackhawks take back the #1 spot. Where did your team land? Week 4's NHL Power Rankings are out source: espn.go.com \| share:	(131)
		Will Spurs beat the French Foreign Legion? Can City close the gap on United? Can Liverpool finally beat a team in the top 10? Is Rafa trolling Chelsea supporters at this point? All these questions and more will be answered in this week's EPL thread source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(229)

Sun February 10, 2013

Remember "Watson," the computer that beat everyone at Jeopardy? Scientists are using its logic to enable it to make medical diagnoses better than a doctor can. Bonus: the computer is the size of a pizza box

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(54)

Sat February 09, 2013

		Pittsburgh Steelers' Brett Keisel shaves his iconic, massive beard for charity. This is the biggest loss of a beard since Katy Holmes left Tom Cruise source: nesn.com \| share:	(20)
		I guess when you're smarter than the average bear you can sue a gym employee for "losing your zen" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(71)
		Leader of Amish beard cutting ring gets 15 year sentence in luxury resort with plumbing, electricity and telephones source: katu.com \| share:	(43)

Fri February 08, 2013

		Hiker in New Zealand finds new use for emergency beacon source: news.com.au \| share:	(36)
		"It's easy to get soft looking skin using inexpensive unusual items" says beauty expert Kitty Litter source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(9)
		Japanese men responsible for surge in purchases of Valentine's Day insurance in which they are guaranteed to receive chocolate on February 14 with "personal message from self-professed beautiful lady, Rieko" source: japantoday.com \| share:	(37)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Terrify the girl of your dreams with a zombie teddy bear source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(35)
		No sense in beating a dead horse-farker source: thisisnottingham.co.uk \| share:	(14)
		Some things are too beautiful to live: witness the 24 hour existence of Shia LaBeouf's verified Twitter account source: mediabistro.com \| share:	(34)
		Mr Bean crashes car in to tree. Tree survives, repairs to car cost $1,400,000 source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(48)
		Paul Tanner, the last surviving member of the Glenn Miller orchestra has died at 95. Oh yes, and he invented the electro-theramin. That would be that space age sounding instrument you heard on the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(49)

Wed February 06, 2013

		Sean Bean will be killed next in the Wachowski's 'Jupiter Ascending' source: boomstickcomics.com \| share:	(42)
		Kidnapping and sexual assault suspect arrested after unsuccessfully trying to escape by beating his way through a brick wall with his face source: gazette.com \| share:	(15)
		How farked up is Maine? When the governor said he was angry about domestic violence the legislature broke out laughing. To be fair, subby gets a good laugh thinking about wives beating up their husbands, too source: sunjournal.com \| share:	(57)

Tue February 05, 2013

		√ Bad mugshot √ scaggly neckbeard √ dumb crime √ Fark source: ktvb.com \| share:	(39)
		The Brewery Subby works for is coming on 20 years old now. We have a Documentary film crew following us around for the next year. This is the fund raising video they made to promote the endeavor. Subby is the one with the giant beard source: youtube.com \| share:	(42)
		Scientists reconstruct Richard III's face, only to discover he looks remarkably like a decomposed corpse. Just kidding, he bears a disturbing resemblence to those Guy Fawkes masks source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(64)
		Nevada casinos had $98.9M bet on the Super Bowl, beating the record set in 2006. "Northern Nevada gets swamped with 49er money", says one bookmaker, and Kaepernick played college ball in Reno source: msn.foxsports.com \| share:	(33)
		Teddy bear, Teddy bear, Touch the ground. Teddy bear, Teddy bear,Turn around put your hands on your head you're under arrest source: ktvb.com \| share:	(19)
		Gang of teens terrorize park by beating up kids for their lunch money. Just kidding, they actually thwart a child abduction and beat up the would-be abductor. With bonus mugshot of the perp source: baynews9.com \| share:	(75)

Mon February 04, 2013

Sun February 03, 2013

		13-year-old beats two-time Olympian and former world record holder in the triple jump competition source: patch.com \| share:	(12)
		The 11 most incredible beauties in the history of the Earth (SFW) source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(100)
		When the guy who beat Nate Silver's predictions in both 2008 and 2012 crunches the numbers and says we have a massive gerrymandering problem...we probably have a massive gerrymandering problem source: nytimes.com \| share:	(153)

Sat February 02, 2013

Chris Brown pulled over for speeding, will reportedly try to beat the charges

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(36)

Fri February 01, 2013

Normally this woman sets a bear trap in her house to catch burglars. She forgot to set it the night she was robbed, now the police suggests "she forego the bear trap and find a different way of protecting her home from intruders"

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(54)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him" source: foxnews.com \| share:	(150)
		Clint Eastwood's curvaceous daughter photographed on the beach wearing a bikini source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(125)
		Good news: Google Play now has about as many apps as the iOS App Store, and will probably beat it to the million-app mark. Bad news: Quantity doesn't translate to quality source: readwrite.com \| share:	(87)

Wed January 30, 2013

		Con artist, who pretended to be a beauty queen on Facebook, banned from the internet. Wait, you can get someone banned from the internet? Cool source: thestarphoenix.com \| share:	(74)
		Before he passed to the ethereal heavens on his white steed of freedom and justice, Andrew Breitbart warned us about shows like HBO's "Girls" and its darklord hellbeast Lena Dunham, and how we must be ever vigilant against their demonic possession source: breitbart.com \| share:	(134)
		77-year-old liquor store owner who got shot in the eye during a robbery attempt last week is already back at work, says that The Rock beating CM Punk for the WWE Title was worse than the shooting. Best liquor store owner in the world (video) source: 9wsyr.com \| share:	(35)

Tue January 29, 2013

The classic love story. Boy meets prostitute. Boy hires prostitute. Prostitute get convicted of grand theft. Boy keeps seeing prostitute. Prostitute steals TV and car from boy and beats him with a brick

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(37)

Mon January 28, 2013

		Dutch Queen Beatrix plans to hand the rudder to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander source: philly.com \| share:	(67)
		Chris Brown proves he's not afraid to fight a man, as he and three body guards jump and beat up 150 lb man source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(93)

Sat January 26, 2013

		Growing number of women looking at welding as a career. Jennifer Beals probably available for comment source: aikenstandard.com \| share:	(67)
		Photoshop these bitty Beatles source: msnbcmedia.msn.com \| share:	(25)

Fri January 25, 2013

		Microsoft earnings beat expectations, leading analysts to call them "essentially in line with investors' low expectations," and "the first time in memory we haven't seen disappointment in the Windows line" source: livemint.com \| share:	(30)
		Starbucks 1Q up 13%, pleasing investors, shareholders, bean counters source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(3)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Not news: Catholic hospital chain beats malpractice suit. Irony: By declaring that fetuses aren't people source: rawstory.com \| share:	(129)
		Warren Buffet made a $1M bet that a low-cost S&P 500 ETF would beat out the picks of hedge fund experts over 10 years. Let's check in and see how they're doing source: cnbc.com \| share:	(119)
		Dukie Vitale explains why he melted down during 27-point beatdown of his boys by Miami. "In the end, Duke will use this loss as a teaching moment. Thursday's practice should be pretty intense, my friends" source: espn.go.com \| share:	(40)
		Beautiful aftermath of Chicago's biggest fire in a decade source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(54)

Wed January 23, 2013

		So much for the star power of appearing in the Star Wars prequels. Anakin Skywalker was last seen growing a ridiculous molester beard and frequenting Thai massage parlors source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(124)
		Whale euthanized on NJ beach. Jwoww, Pauly D, and The Situation inconsolable source: dailyrecord.com \| share:	(26)

Tue January 22, 2013

Often angry, frustrated, feel like beating the fark out of someone? Now there's Dammit Doll

source: naplesnews.com | share:

(82)

Mon January 21, 2013

First we hear how NASA is developing a warp engine, and now we find out how tractor beams work. The future was yesterday

source: news.discovery.com | share:

(18)

Sun January 20, 2013

Daily Kos in November 2012: Nate Silver is a brilliant statistician. Daily Kos in January 2013: Nate Silver is a right-wing tool

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(129)

Sat January 19, 2013

		Video of Bulgarian politician nearly being assassinated. Come for the lightning-fast reflexes of the politician, stay for the old man and his umbrella after the assassin has the crap beaten out of him source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(176)
		If you love Casablanca, you'll loathe Overdrawn at the Memory Bank from MST3K season 8. Raul Julia stars in this PBS mess, and Mike, Servo, and Crow give us a great episode. So this is public television. Suddenly I feel like beating up Fred Rogers source: youtube.com \| share:	(43)
		Is Mel Gibson the biological father of Jodie Foster's kids? I guess it's possible. I heard he did good work on her Beaver. I wouldn't know. I haven't seen it source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(61)

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