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312 headlines found matching 'BEA'
Fri December 15, 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People in Abilene, Kansas can breathe a sigh of relief as a bear associated with a candy factory there has been found
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Human warfare dates back about 10,000 years, and though we tend to harbor romantic thoughts of the "Noble Savage" and peaceful agrarian existence, the sad truth is that ancient farmers were shockingly violent. Case in point: the "Thames Beater"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Now we will never know why the bear was trying to cross the road
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hero two-year-old brother jumps in to beat up his older sister's wrestling opponent after he thought she was in a real fight
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Rob Morgan's acting credits: Daredevil - Guy who gets beat up. Luke Cage - Guy who gets beat up. The Punisher - Guy who gets beat up
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(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
Apple, shall we say, faces problem of iPhone X users not trusting Face ID to work. Marketing confronts it by enlisting Apple-loving hipster to shave lumberjack beard, demonstrating Face ID works great before and after
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
While you've been waiting the past 20 years for your Beanie Baby collection to gain value, this guy just made a bundle trading "crypto-kitties"
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Michael Beasley fouls out after just 10 minutes of play. Had to leave the gym in 26 minutes
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Please minions, think of America's 15 richest families and the burden they'll have to bear when we repeal the estate tax
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I bet all you cynical asshats who said Trump only wanted to shrink Bear's Ears National Park because Obama created it feel really stupid now knowing that he's really shrinking it because the Uranium Mining Lobby ordered him to
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Sun December 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Christmas carols in a minor key are spookier than the originals ... but hauntingly beautiful
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Sat December 09, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientist may have found a way to inject information directly into the brain. It will help you fight Mr. Hand and find Shell Beach
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy was laughing at an old photo of his fiancee at the beach when he realized he was in the background
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bitcoin stock plunges on the news it's basically the new Beanie Baby craze
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Doug Jones is not going to beat Roy Moore, but he might
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Thu December 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Internal DOJ video shows a group of summer interns with zero farks left to give because they were leaving in a month anyway, calling AG Sessions out on his BS; and Jefferson Davis Beauregard getting AWFULLY snippy and defensive in return
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you want to be a mall Santa you have to go to Santa college where you're taught how to always stay in character, how to bleach a beard, and how to find the secret bathrooms inside the malls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Noted economist Donald J. Trump MBA predicts US GDP will grow at a 6% rate after he signs his beautiful, luxurious tax cuts into law
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach walker
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
RememBear is a good password manager for Bearginners. This bears repeating
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation sues Trump over their right to Bear Ears, the often overlooked addendum to the second amendment
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Roy Moore spox congratulates CNN host on her pregnancy while reminding her that Doug Jones would likely rip the fetus right out of her womb and eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
He was a former Commie nudist poet who matched wits with Freud, brawled with Hemingway, and was described by a teenage Carly Simon as "the most beautiful man she had ever met." (And he probably thinks this Fark headline is about him)
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
It's the running of the beasts in new Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom teaser
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The limit on homeless is announced, beavers get pounded, and the dominoes begin to fall. These are your Headlines Of The Week from Sun 2017-11-26 to Sat 2017-12-02
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The Trump administration will never infringe upon the right to bear arms. Bears Ears is fair game, though
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robbie Gould 15, Bears 14
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Sun December 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Week 13 prove unlucky for some teams? Will the Vikings conquer the Falcons? Who will win the pillow fight between the 49ers and Bears? Will the Lions devour the Ravens? Will the Panthers pounce on the Saints? The fun begins at 1pm ET
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman beats out 17,000 applicants to win the Best Job On The Planet
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Back in my day kids read Tiger Beat magazine, played Simon, and watched TVs that were mounted in wooden boxes
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Sat December 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dawgs or WDE? Sooners or Frogs? Can Da Richt beat Dabo? Will the Smurfturfers overcome and can a Badger crack a Buckeye? No matter how you crunch the numbers, CFB Championship day is here - huddle up, the action stats ar Noon ET
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Fri December 01, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bears fans run into Aaron Rodgers in Chicago, somehow didn't break his collarbone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not to be beat out by America's orange cartoon president, Japan appoints cartoon characters as ambassadors
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Apple to design power chips in-house as early as 2018 in its effort to beat Skynet to the punch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren says it's "sick and unfair" that the media focuses on the stupidity and bigotry of Melania Grinch, Kellyanne of Green Goebbels, and The Huckabeast
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Jim Beam is selling a smart decanter that pours whiskey on command. Shut up and take my money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"A strong daddy bear is what a lot of voters want"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS Red Party Tax plan would lead to grad students being taxed on free tuition as if it was income, giving them an income tax head start of $40,000 or $50,000 a year on a lifetime of unbearable debt even if living in mom's attic, eating garbage
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
I hope you did not bet any money on Miami beating Clemson in the ACC championship game
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists test 9 "yeti" DNA samples and discover they are actually from bears. Loch Ness monster tests still ongoing
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Mon November 27, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Marshal Dillon will have to leave his six-shooter back at the condo when he goes clubbing on Miami Beach
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
What do Ned Beatty in Deliverance and Michel Flynn have in common?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hello, this is polar bear. Can you give me a ride to the next pic-a-nic basket?
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
CAN the Stampeders avenge last year's championship loss? ARE the Argonauts headed for their 7th CFL title? HOW many points would either of these teams beat the Cleveland Browns by? HERE it is - your official 105th Grey Cup thread (6pm EST)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Beavers pounded harder than ever before by the D, eventually give up 69
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Shoulderblade charged in deadly beating. Humerus finds nothing funny about this
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In America you bear arms. In Russia you arm bears
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Fri November 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Terminally ill Australian woman being transported to hospice by paramedics says she wishes she could just be at the beach-so they take her there. The beach turns into a very dusty place
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Thu November 23, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Are you having the most delicious dish of green bean casserole this Thanksgiving? Thank this New Jersey woman for inventing it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Warnings for LA beaches: Low tides, high temperatures and also watch out for the thousands of stingrays hidden in the sand. CRIKEY
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mother attempts to ban story about woman who falls in love with man who kisses her because she never consented. Facepalm: "Sleeping Beauty" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach N.Y., pleaded guilty to illegal disposal of refuse. This is a repeat from November 29, 1965
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The problem with your son-in-law might be that you feel your daughter could do better; maybe he's an asshole or a deadbeat. Or maybe he urged you to fire the FBI director because he worried if you didn't, your house of political cards would topple
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Turns out Rand Paul got the beatdown because of the way he mowed his lawn
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Tue November 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man accused of beating his roommate to death over stolen beer told investigators he confronted his 58-year-old roommate about the Keystone Ice and fought with him, then left him lying on the floor and went to bed
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trump administration can't even beat one judge. Order cutting funding to sanctuary cities permanently blocked
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There are plenty of gorgeous islands in the Caribbean. Like Tortola, St. James, Guadeloupe, Virgin Gorda, that garbage island over there, Sint MaaWAIT WHAT?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Love won't say what exactly Manson did to his cousin Dennis Wilson; "Let's put it this way: I didn't send flowers" In other news, even The Manson Family threw off the Beach Boys for The Beatles
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
A headless body was found severely beaten, and the police have chosen to investigate it as a possible homicide. [nicolascage.youdontsay.jpg]
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You might not know this but those delicious green beans you serve every Thanksgiving might not be a vegetable after all, but a fruit at least according to a botanist
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
How much none will Brock want? Will Raw's part-timers beat SDL's part-timers? Will James Ellsworth get beaten up by 10 different women? Can the Usos and the bar raise the level of competition? Survivor Series PPV/WWE network 5pm EST preshow, 7pm main card
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Creepy long-legged teddy bear freaking out online buyers. "I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Vikings conquer the Rams? Will the Lions defeat the Bears, oh my? Will the Patriots silence the Raider Nation? It is your NFL Week 11 thread, kickoff is at 1pm EST
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Fri November 17, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Fresh Hell Friday. Trump blasts Franken (and Huckabeast justified it), Moore is still in the race, the House is screwing over the little people. Dear god, we need booze. It's your MSNBC thread, starting at 8PM EST
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller give us a reason to be thankful? Will Flippapotamus spill more beans? Will pressure mount for a Pence resignation? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm EST news dump)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Congresswoman Betty McCollum says she once had to use a rolled-up newspaper to beat off a congressman who tried to corner her
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beautiful berries
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Rep. Greg Gianforte (R-Montanassault) basically paid for an election system that allowed him to beat up a news reporter and still win office
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Move over Cleveland Cavaliers, the Boston Celtics are the new Beast of the East now
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Smile Now, dammit If you're a woman, it can get like that. Men, you don't know how lucky you are not to be told that garbage. We women just have to grin and bear it
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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Tue November 14, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A whole lot of crack can be seen at this Florida beach
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
The Flat Earth Convention 2017 showcases robust theories such as the "gut feeling" theory and the irrefutable "I went to the beach and held a straight edge up to the horizon" theory
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today in eggheads overthinking if it's racist: Cuphead. Black-colored Satan licks his thick lips in glee, shoots 6,000,000 flaming dancing daggers in an 88-degree-arc from his beady eyes in three-fifths of a second
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Sat November 11, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suddenly, bears
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Fri November 10, 2017
(SILive)
 
 
 
Congratulations - Meet the woman who defied the odds by getting hired as a NYC sanitation worker. Very cool: She's a former NYC beauty queen
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher wants Mr. Bean to play Noel in an Oasis biopic. Not Rowan Atkinson, but Atkinson in-character as Mr. Bean
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RT finally registers as a foreign agent rather than having their assets seized. Russia promises retaliation. "We're not a foreign agent" argument takes a severe beating
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man known for barging in on half-naked teens in beauty pageant dressing rooms confident that Roy Moore will "do the right thing" if allegations of underage sexual harassment are true. Followup tag whips out its wang and beats Unlikely tag with it
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
"Some of them are exceedingly luminous - 100 times brighter than ordinary supernovae. So they're not just wrinkles on an old theme; they are beasts"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Woop woop that's the sound of the kitty. Woop woop that's the sound of the beast
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news for anyone hoping for another remake of "On The Beach": North Korea apparently underestimated the amount of radiation that would escape from their recent tests (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon to sell diapers under the Mama Bear brand. Let me guess, Sarah Palin will promote them and they'll already come full of shiat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And here we have Sister Beatrice wearing a lovely habit with a black serge tunic, a cotton coif and wimple plus a wool cincture. Isn't she gorgeous, folks?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman faces murder charges after ex-boyfriend who she doused with acid euthanizes himself not able to live with unbearable pain. Her defense is that she thought it was water
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Two years ago, archeologists dug up a bead. Now it's been cleaned up and holy fark how the hell did they carve that?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender woman beats senior citizen
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After learning of Mila Kunis's donations to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name, Republicans are boycotting Jim Beam and making donations to pro-life groups in her name
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hopes and prayers won't help the Bears; be practical and don't bawl for Harbaugh
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
India's "Cow vigilantes" might be extremist Hindus that are willing to beat Muslim farmers to death for raising beef cattle out of religious fervor, or they might be cattle rustlers who've figured out a way to get tacit government protection
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Some Blue Meanie)
 
 
 
Spiffy: The Beatles' Christmas fan club albums are finally being reissued officially. Fail: Available only as a vinyl box set for an inflated price
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ I think Trump's alone now, the beating of his heart is the only sound ♬ ♬
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Sat November 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clemson takes on NC State, Oklahoma tries to beat Oklahoma State, South Carolina takes on Georgia and LSU will try and defeat Alabama. It's your NCAA college football thread starting Saturday at Noon ET
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Fri November 03, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Being a pallbearer at a person's funeral doesn't make up for murdering that person, does it? I'm asking for a friend
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hot "Full Beaver Moon" pictures nowhere near as sophomoric as you hoped
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon's agent: Josh is in such good shape, he could pound a case of the beast and still drive home
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Thu November 02, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Cozy Bear & Fancy Bear were definitely Russian sponsored. No word on Papa bear or cubby bear
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
FBI to Flippopotamous - "The jurors will hate you no matter what. I will not accept any deal from your attorney after today, and when the time comes for your trial, I will beat you like a seal pup on a sheet of ice and watch you bleed"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Five ice creams flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods. No word on beaver anal glands
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the Full Beaver Moon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D2S: Huge, beautiful, biggest in US history TAX CUT. Reality: About that
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Wed November 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter Mike Stark arrested and beaten for refusing to bend the knee
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Da, only on Fark.ru will you see great Russian bear beat small American turkey with cock. You watch, I show you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fox gets on the Radiohead hating bandwagon, the ten year-old bandwagon. Don't know why they bother as their 900 year-old audience thinks the Beatles is the latest thing
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(Some beaver anal gland lover)
 
 
 
6 horrifying foods you've probably eaten, including maggot sauce, beaver anal glands, and McDonald's Shamrock Shake
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Power knocked out to about half of Saskatchewan after beaver chews down power pole. This is the most Canadian thing you will read today
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Team Smackdown given an encore performance of last week's Raw beatdown? Has Braun Strowman freed himself from that trash truck yet? Who will Asuka struggle to beat now that Emma is gone? WWE Raw tonight at 8pm ET on the USA Network
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The knee injury Bears TE Zach Miller sustained yesterday is worse than expected. As in "he could seriously lose his leg" worse
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Please responsibly recycle your bear cubs; don't toss them in the dumpster
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Sat October 28, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
An article about Washington offering free bacon. Wait, no, sorry. It's an article about Washington Free Beacon funding the dossier. No free bacon
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jefferson Davis "Nancy" Beauregard Sessions III has found a solution to the deadly opiod abuse crisis that is currently facing the nation: "People should say no to drug use." See? Problem solved
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Heartbeats matter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recent hurricanes erode beaches, whole communities ....Trump's job approval ratings
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Wed October 25, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Who would burn a 15 ft teddy bear to the ground? Canadians. EVIL Canadians. Probably drunk evil Canadians, too
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a Thailand penalty kick shootout, Crossbar makes a great save only to be beaten by gravity, the ground, and topspin
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The Miz will beat Lesnar for the universal title at Wrestlemania 34
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bear has surgery to remove massive 3kg tongue, worries he'll no longer be as popular with the lady bears
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Weinstein assistant breaks NDA, spills the beans
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
'Fantastic Beasts' creators reveal which new character adult nerds will cosplay as next
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Corgi-Con takes over California beach
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
GF sets fire to ex's home because if she can't have the teddy bear, then nobody can
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Stamos engaged to someone who never suffered through an episode of Full House or his time with the Beach Boys
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's hard to beat the old "put the fox in charge of the hen house" argument
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Sun October 22, 2017
(411Mania)
 
 
 
With Roman Reigns out, who will give the Shield 2.0 enough Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence to beat the Awesome Big Red Monster Bar? Will AJ Styles dress as Sister Abigail against the Pumpkin Spice Demon King? WWE TLC at 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
God attempts to smite OK Governor Mary Fallin but gets distracted by the Beach Boys
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Watford beat Chelsea at the Bridge? Can Palace get another win? Can Burnley slow down Citeh? Will the Gunners backfire? Can Spurs beat 'Pool in Wembley? This is your EPL Discussion Thread. Matches start 7:30am ET Saturday, 8:30am Sunday
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Sat October 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mile High Club with stewardesses provided for first class. Economy class still provides complimentary beatings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will the Cowboys rope the Longhorns, how many points will the Crimson Tide score against Tennessee, will UCF beat Navy and can Michigan beat Penn State? It's your week 8 college football thread starting Saturday at Noon ET
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, change the rules
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Fri October 20, 2017
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
GREAT TITS... are evolving bigger beaks due to bird feeders
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch goes full Beast Mode on a referee
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Remember Google's all-conquering AlphaGo AI? It just got spanked by a new version that taught itself Go from scratch. Fark: after just 40 days, it beat the prior version 100-0
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft's new Surface Book 2 is a beast. Once again Microsoft is schooling Apple on what a modern laptop should be"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down on his lies, Hawaii judge shoots down the latest travel ban, and Rachel makes a guest appearance with Ari on The Beat. This is YOUR MSNBC discussion thread. (Special start time of 6PM EDT)
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Your bear wants steak
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eagles beat Panthers and the refs for 5th win of season
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty highest watched comedy show in September, beating out SNL and Big Bang Theory. ::cough amongstmillenials cough::
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Family of muggles stranded in Scottish highlands rescued by the Hogwarts Express. Last seen being herded off to a castle by a bearded half-giant, and preparing for 7 years of twee adventures followed by torture and death. Sweet
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neckbearded hiker who was captured in Afghanistan refused to board plane to fly home. Perhaps it's because his previous wife was a suspected terrorist
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Beautiful bird, the Humboldt penguin. Lovely plumage
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
JFK Airport guards might not catch many terrorists, but nobody has them beat for forced sex voyeurism
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Saw: before the sequels jumped the reverse bear-trap, it was a terrific mystery about two guys trapped in a bathroom
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A collection of poorly thought out movie posters. Yes, the Yogi Bear movie is included
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ALCS is like a nursery rhyme. Just see the photo in the article of Jose and the Giant Beanstalk
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Wed October 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday's LDS games: The Nationals and the Cubs try to beat each other as well as Mother Nature at 4:08pm ET on TBS while the Yankees try and beat the Indians tonight at 8:08pm ET on FS1 in two go home or move on games
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NVIDIA unveils next-generation platform for fully autonomous (no brake pedal or steering wheel, etc.) cars in its own bid to beat Skynet to the punch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Video of Dutch soccer player who beat the goalie and had a completely unguarded net to score on. Fail tag 1-0 Dutch player
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The monthly Chili argument, recipes and screaming about beans on the right, link to last thread on the left. Best chili takes beans and corn, come at me bro
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Trump suggests he'd beat Tillerson in an IQ test." "IN," not "WITH." Either way, Donnie still loses
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The black man who was severely beaten by a pack of neo-Nazis in a Charlottesville parking garage has now been charged for defending himself (bloody image warning)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reaction to Pence's publicity stunt, the Corker-Trump feud continues, and Puerto Rico is still struggling mightily despite receiving those beautiful towels. Join us tonight for the MSNBC discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Vikings, Bears, and oh yeah... the new Last Jedi trailer at halftime (OH MY). This is YOUR Monday Night Football thread as the longtime NFC North rivals kick off at 8:30pm ET
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Total maniac beats all bosses in the notoriously difficult game "Cuphead" using a DDR dance pad instead of a controller (w/video)
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Hurricane Nate smashes pumpkins across Mississippi beach. Linus inconsolable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Belinda Carlisle has a new album of yoga chants out and really still has the beat, even at 59
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Search for downed plane in Beaver Lake called off. No word if they used man in a canoe
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Sun October 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Kareem Hunt run over J.J. Watt and the Texans? Or will Deshaun Watson and his bunch beat the last undefeated team and the 1972 Miami Dolphins can pop the champagne? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With both Boston and New York in 0-2 holes, the Beasts/Leasts of the East will try to stave off elimination today. Astros/Red Sox @ 2:38pm ET, Indians/Yankees @ 7:38pm ET. It's your Sunday ALDS thread
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Buffalo continue to win and beat the Bengals, who will win in the Chargers/Giants hall of shame game? Will Seattle beat the Rams & can the Packers stop Dak Prescott and company? First kickoffs at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tldr; beaches turn people into jerks
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump on his Puerto Rico visit: "They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels.... I was having fun, they were having fun. They said, 'throw 'em to me Throw 'em to me Mr. President" Before you ask, yes, it's a real quote
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ubergamer takes coveted Nintendo world championship crown ... after beating a Super Mario Odyssey Level nobody had ever seen before
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Sat October 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
When you don't pay attention to the speed bumps, the speed bumps take you down. Iowa State beats #3 OU for the second time in a half century
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Governor Jerry Brown, always an advocate for clean air, vetoes a proposed ban on smoking at beaches and parks, says "If people can't smoke even on a deserted beach, where can they?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nose hair extensions are the next hot beauty trend everyone needs to try (w/ pics) (possible NSFW content on page)
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Those must have been some really talented hackers to beat Equifax's data encryption... oh
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Converse man arrested for allegedly beating children with belt, 'switch'. Someone should kick him in the head with some Chuck Taylors
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, deliver 5 gallons of mayonnaise
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean sued for using trademarked word "Outsider"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
15 of the grossest things you are eating. Big Macs did not make the list, but beaver anus did. Not sure which is worse
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Flew 35 missions as WWII B-17 tailgunner. Lived long, happy life, with lots of family & friends. But, at 92, liver cancer got worse. What to do? Sing one last song with chorus friends at own wake. Died this morning. Hero beats Sappy & Sad
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Protip for crazies if you're going to hold a hostage at gunpoint when you burglarize them: Always get your beauty sleep first
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar power is the fastest growing energy sector. It's almost like the sun is beaming down on all of us about 50% of the time we're on this earth resulting in life as we know it. How could that be better than old fossil deposits?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his munificent beard
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman claims her dog found intact human penis and testicles on beach - although 'intact' might be a stretch
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns even need a Shield reunion to beat the Miz-tourage? Does Macho Woman Mickie James stand a chance against Alexamania? Will anyone miss Michael Cole? With a heavy heart for the Vegas victims, this is the WWE Raw thread, 8pm ET on USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Da Bears make da QB change
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Sun October 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Rams be able to beat the Cowboys, who will win in the battle of the winless teams from Ohio, will the Eagles claw the Chargers and can the Raiders beat the Broncos at Mile High? NFL Week 4 continues at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's Real Headline or The Onion test we have this head-scratcher: "Dark web drug dealer arrested headed to beard competition"
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Sat September 30, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling slinging jokes, Jay-Z dropping beats, and SNL airing live in all time zones. Season 43 of NBC's Saturday Night Live premieres tonight 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
SoCal beaches stink
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This bears repeating, polar bears really REALLY like a beached whale carcass party
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After last night, Bears evaluating everything, including QB, fans, pizza thicknesss
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Taking a knee puts players on their toes and the President's foot in his mouth. Then, asshat Bears player turns heel with head-first blow to the chin of Packers sure-handed receiver. Peoples' elbow being demanded for said cock. No deflated balls tho
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Much more successful than that owlbear petting zoo, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Dungeon Siege 1 to 3 (with DLC) for $3.99 USD. What have you been playing? On a side note is there an older game you tried recently and love? Tell us
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean cruise line gets the hero tag?
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Thu September 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
57 years ago the Chicago Bears, who were coached by the legendary George Halas, beat the Green Bay Packers, who were coached by the future legend Vince Lombardi, 17-14. Tonight it's John Fox vs Mike McCarthy. It's TNF on CBS & Amazon Prime at 8:25pm ET
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge denies 'stand your ground' defense in Florida beating death, because apparently it's not a complete get out of jail free card
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Wed September 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Madonna says she stays beautiful by using a $600 mask on her butt. Wait, what?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Maria is still a thing and she's laying mines on NC beaches
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British train operator wants people to stop leaving stuff on their trains after collecting 10,021 items during their first six weeks of operation. Shark, ironing board, barrister's wig, false teeth and leather chair - check, Paddington Bear - not yet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans mayoral candidate faces charge of exposing himself in Santa Monica in the backseat of an Uber car. Says he thought he was doing the proper thing after the Uber driver said he was being paid in magic beads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beauty, beauty, beauty beauty contestant, watch out for that pool
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Train conductor demands legless man prove he's disabled, so the guy beat him with his wooden leg. Well, he should have
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Church that beats the gay out also keeps slaves and helps members commit unemployment fraud, as long as they kickback, excuse me tithe
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Science says we're about to have a Kodiak moment. The moment where the Kodiak bear changes his diet and then death and destruction rains down on us all. And it's much worse than the recent death and destruction
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Sun September 24, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Thanks to controversial non-call in NBA playoffs that tanked Spurs' chances to beat Warriors, league enacts "Zaza Pachulia" rule that lets ref whistle dangerous closeouts as flagrant fouls
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada announces sanctions against Venezuela, cutting their leader's access to moose and beaver
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Sat September 23, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series playoff starts at Kentucky in the igotcrabsatmyrtlebeach.com 300 at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian out Canadians everyone by politely telling bears to leave his property
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Outdoor apparel manufacturer L.L. Bean runs full-page ad that can only be read in sunlight
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Fri September 22, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protestors beaten at Erdogan speech in NY. This is not a repeat from the last time this has happened
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More rich people problems: Attempting to beat your Hamptons riding horse before it's dead during a competition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland shortlisted as one of the next cities to get a Major League Baseball team, their mascot said to be named "Hairy", the bearded hipster
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Maria destroys Caribbean islands, strips them of vegetation. CNN: "US mainland not out of the woods yet"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tonight on Thursday Night Football the Los Angeles Rams travel north to take on the San Francisco 49ers. Will the Rams be able to beat them or will the 49ers win, or for that matter will the 49ers score a touchdown? Game starts at 8pm ET on NFL
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
District attorney indicted for perjury during lover's divorce proceedings beats rap by marrying key witness against him
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember in May when Turkish bodyguards beat up protesters in Washington D.C.? Trump has apologized to Erdogan saying both sides were bad
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"The credit-reporting industry is a rapacious, unaccountable corporate beast that sucks up, stores, and sells our secrets whether we like it or not, and seeks to avoid any liability should anything go wrong"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bicyclist inspired by Jules Verne's Around the World in Eighty Days completes round-the-globe bike ride, beats Verne's competitors by a whole day
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The cruise ship industry and US Govt. really missed the boat not coming to the people that were stranded in the Caribbean islands and Houston They could have helped dammit. No food or water doggonit . How does money work?
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Elvira turns 66 today. Link goes to her twitter, which is full of "Yes you farking would in a heartbeat" pics
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(Time)
 
 
 
Would-be pizza robber arrested after other robbers beat him to the punch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Patriots be able to get their first win down in the Big Easy, can the Browns beat the Ravens, who will win when Dallas takes on Denver? It's your Week 2 NFL Sunday football thread starting at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
St. Louis Police lay siege to a Synagogue housing peaceably assembled demonstrators as Trump Supporters start a Gas The Synagogue social media campaign. Bonus: Little old lady beaten with riot gear, trampled, and dragged by police
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Billionaires are snapping up boutique coffee bar chains and exotic bean merchants in an effort to become the king of all coffee snobs
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
In 6th grade and don't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance? That's a beatdown from teacher. (PSA: Don't read the comments, Ray)
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Amazon to live stream Chicago Bears game with separate audio feed for those unfamiliar with football, such as foreigners and the coaching staff of the Bears
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iceland's government collapses due to pedophile. Hmmm, must have been a load-bearing pervert
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The deaf community in Manatee County, Florida may not have been adequately briefed on the impending hurricane, but they were definitely prepared for monsters and bears
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Aspen police: Don't take selfies with bears
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(GOG)
 
 
 
As limitless as your adventures in Dungeon Hack, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Divinity Original Sin II? Ys VII? Duck Season? Hiveswap Act I? Tell us. Side note: what game(s) do you regret never beating?
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
With training camp officially underway, it's time for your first NHL Power Rankings of the pre-season, based on feeling. As opposed to the rigorous scientific method used during the regular season. Unlikely beats out cool tag in a 12 round shootout
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Iron Chef edition - Chickpeas. That's right, Farkers, show us you've got game and present your winning recipes with the one and only.. Garbanzo Bean
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions might change a rule in leak investigations that would utterly decimate the free press
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
"Another bear sighting in SE Iowa: Can Goldilocks be far behind?", asks TV station not familiar with the chronological order of the story
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial French model, 16, who was infamously hailed as the "most beautiful girl in the world" at age 6, is still turning on perverts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: A bean, a gene, and a teen
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma flattened British dad's Caribbean dream home just four days after he purchased it. But all was not lost, his supply of Guinness survived
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
40% of adults sleep with a bear
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... ♫ Disney legend who helped Walt bring the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion rides to life (and who also wrote that song), has passed away, age 98. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
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Tue September 12, 2017
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Sorry ma'am, we can't fix your house right now. That's a load-bearing limousine
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(NASA)
 
 
 
See how Hurricane Irma turned the Carribean from the World Of Balance to the World Of Ruin
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Terrified tourists stuck on the Caribbean Island of St Thomas during Hurricane Irma were left 'stranded' when a Marriott rescue ship refused to allow non-hotel guests to board. They had 200 seats open
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Mon September 11, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: A fight in the stands during the Redskins-Eagles game. Fark: Redskins fans were beating up other Redskins fans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Indians beat a warpath to the top spot while Los Angeles dodges it and drops to number 4. It's your week 23 MLB power rankings
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, a Great White Shark has washed up on the beach. Should we push it back into the water?" "Nah mate, let's put it in a swimming pool instead" *cracks open can of Fosters*
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The announcers are going to beat everyone over the head with manufactured playoff scenario drama while missing the actual racing going on as the NASCAR Specimen Cup series jerks into Richmond for the FAP 400, 7:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Instead of hiring an 'expert' when you need an answer to a complex question, assemble a human swarm. The wisdom of the crowd beats the best smart fella
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to acting legend Kirk Cameron, God sends hurricanes for a purpose. That purpose must be to beat the ever living heck out of us
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Beating off is sexual battery?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mothballed Tonight Show studio in beautiful downtown Burbank to be rebuilt as Blizzard esports arena, where competitive gamers can play popular games like Conan Strike, Chin Attack IV, and World of Carnac
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that airport on Saint Martin that's approach required Jumbo jets to fly a few dozen feet over the heads of bathers at a popular beach? After Irma, it's not there anymore. The airport OR the beach
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's official. Irma is taking her talents to South Beach
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
Drag queens are taking on the far-right Alternative for Germany party, and it is every bit as beautiful and ballsy as you would think
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
This article lies when it says old West theme parks lie about the past. We all know from history the old West had rickety wooden buildings between steel beams of xtreme roller coasters and saloons that served $10 dollar funnel cake and $8 Coke
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well so much for billionaire Richard Branson riding out Hurricane Irma in his luxury Necker Island home in the Caribbean
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Wed September 06, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky bears down hard on its last abortion clinic. Burlington Coat Factory braces for impact
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With Hurricane Irma looming, we can be sure that Florida residents will overcome adversity and work together to . . . oh, wait, they're already beating each other senseless over sheets of plywood
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After Irma came ashore on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin, the four "most solid " buildings on the island have all been reportedly destroyed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is also a liar; let us count the ways he bullshiatted through the DACA announcement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma hits the Caribbean and its cone of uncertainty is headed towards the US, with models predicting greater severity than even Andrew. Batten down the hatches and stay safe; check in with you can. It's your Irma Discussion Thread, day two
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man performed sex act on woman "in front of families and children" at Clearwater beach
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Despite the fact no one wants it, Pirates of the Caribbean 6: City Under Siege might be a go
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The cast of Ally McBeal reunites twenty years later
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Mon September 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Irma might be taking her talents to South Beach. EVERYBODY PANIC AND PAAARTY
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones 5: Assignment Miami Beach will not feature Shia LaBeouf's unnecessary character
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most disturbing people you can sit next to on an airplane, but nothing beats the corpse story
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you address transgendered persons by the gender term they prefer and not the one they were born with and you're Christian, you're bearing false witness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims that eating helped her beat anorexia
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans consider their hatred of the federal government is a point of pride, with the state having sued the feds no less than 48 times in the last 8 years. Yessir Texas has no use for those overbearing bureaucrats...until the rains fall
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Thu August 31, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN beat writers predict every game on the NFL schedule, when their pink slips will be in the mail
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Da, we got email from man wanting to put president's daughter in mighty Russian Bear's lap. We did not respond
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey, at least it's got beans on it now B-b-burrito? DIT
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woman found dead with rosary beads stuffed in her mouth. Police "investigating". Meanwhile, "Earlier in the day, the woman's boyfriend was in the street naked and ranting about the devil"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Science proves what Tom Cruise already knew...beards make you more healthy and handsome
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
So what is this mysterious object crews are trying to remove from the beach?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and thankfully we get along beautifully and are best friends. We have no kids. He thinks we should get a gun in the house; I think it's a dangerous overreaction. What do we do?"
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Tue August 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man casually wears swastika necklace on the NYC subway. Stay tuned for the follow up "man wearing swastika necklace gets beat up" story
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the 4th time be the charm for Sasha Banks to successfully defend her belt? Will Braun Strowman have to settle for beating up Paul Heyman? Is Jerry Lawler going to make an appearance? WWE Raw is live from Memphis on the USA Network, 8pm ET
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Famous 2-legged dog survives horrible car crash, is reunited with family. "It was around 11 p.m. and their teenage son, Beast, was driving"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man Fark Party in Beaufort County, South Carolina. "The man handed deputies a brown bag and claimed it was hallucinogenic mushrooms, at which time he also told police he had recently consumed some"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe on the battle for the soul of America. "We have a President who has emboldened hate groups. We have to do what our President has not. We have to uphold America's values. We have to show the world America is still a beacon of light"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Meet Frederick the Great, the most beautiful horse on the planet. After seeing the photos, you'll definitely remember the mane
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Family's attempt to get uninvited bear to leave their cookout goes about as well as can be expected
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows that caffeine suppresses the brain's perception of sugar intake. Study was not done with free trade Ethiopian Yirgacheffe beans and is therefore invalid. Now where are those donuts?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If Beavis existed in real-life, he would probably look like this guy
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New poll finds Amazon viewed more favorably than Trump. Well, sure, Trump won't deliver that five pound bag of gummi bears you drunkenly ordered at two AM
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"All he knows is how to beat the drum of white grievance, rile up an angry crowd and spread discord. His hate is consuming him, bringing his presidency crashing down before a horrified public"
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
In the race to be #1, Kansas secretary of state Kris Kobach discarded more ballots than Florida, which has a population 7 times its size. Sad tag beats out Murica tag as it watches democracy die
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
It's not exactly a day of fun and sun if you go to one of these ten dirtiest beaches
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
"Comrade Cosmonaut, why do you carry gun into space?" "Bears." The Russian space program's three barreled survival shotgun pistol
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(NIST)
 
 
 
Government scientists propose to also study the Pope's religion and the preferred habitat type bears defecate in
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robot bears are coming for your grandparents, Sarah Connor
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Climate change is encouraging bears to eat berries instead of salmon
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a bear get in the house and PUNCH THAT BEAR
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Napa beauties
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giancarlo Stanton is hitting home runs at a fantastic pace this year, but he's going to have to do better if he wants to beat the record of the REAL Home Run King - that's right, Dave Kingman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report, Daily Beast discusses in depth why Justin Beiber unfriended Floyd Mayweather
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headless torso found near topless beach
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eleanor Rigby, died in the church, and was buried along with her name, nobody came... until now when some lucky Beatles' fan can buy her grave for probably around $3,000
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can you still recognize Kyrie Irving even without his beard?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Indians are looking like contenders again, while the Nats haven't missed a beat with Bryce Harper out. The Dodgers are still doing their thing and the Red Sox are running away with the AL East. It's your weekly MLB Power Rankings thread
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Sun August 20, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Lesnar lose his title? No. Will Nakamura beat Mahal? Yes. Will Rusev come out on top? Yes. Will The Shield defeat Cesaro and Sheamus? Obviously. This is your WWE Summerslam thread, the most predictable card of the year. Action begins at 7pm ET
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The AV club reviews nu-Ducktales, but who the hell is Mrs. Beasly?
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Sat August 19, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thousands expected for a "free speech rally" in Boston. Other such events are also planned in other cities around the country. Will words beat fists? Will love trump hate? It's your free speech rally thread
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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