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407 headlines found matching 'BEA'
Thu November 27, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: South African ventriloquist beats gagging order
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
According to the Billboard charts, One Direction are officially bigger than the Beatles
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(19)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says she's portraying the villain in the Paddington Bear movie, denying reports that the bear is actually the terrifying villain in this year's darkest horror movie
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Loosen your belt and relax, as it's a feast of football today, kicking off with Bears at Lions (12:30 ET, CBS), followed by Eagles at Cowboys (4:30 ET, FOX), and then the NFC Championship Rematch of Seahawks at 49ers (8:30 ET, NBC)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Matkot is like hacky sack if it was played on the beach with paddles. "Matkot is not a competitive sport, it's a sport of togetherness"
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(23)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Colorado man captures beautiful flying jellyfish-like critters with trail-camera: "Drew is not convinced that the pictures contain live creatures, but he believes there could be something to the mystery" (w/pics)
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Wed November 26, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey, that bear looks hungry. I think I'll take a picture of it
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Salmonella in ten states linked to raw bean sprouts. Food industry experts shocked that there are Americans who eat bean sprouts
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(17)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
University of Maine fans fail to beat record for most flannel worn at an event, hope to overtake the Association of Lesbian Lumberjack Grunge Fans next time
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(16)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Researchers give GPS units to hunters and correlate the data with movements of grizzly bears.Turns out bears routinely track hunters, staying downwind and listening for gunshots, hoping to scavenge carcasses, gut piles or, if nothing else, hunters
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Drew Brees be able to beat the Ravens for the first time in his career or will Joe Flacco and the Ravens tell them Ain't no way. It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30 eastern on ESPN
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to encourage men to grow mustaches and beards during the biggest eating season of the year?"
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(143)
 
(Newlaunches)
 
 
 
You can now buy a wristwatch that shoots balloon-popping laser beams, Mr. Bond (pics)
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When I was young, I remember watching an anime that had a boy, driving a Model-T with a bear, dog, mouse, and fox. And there was this witch that used a machine to turn children into harpies, and I thought it was just a dream. IT WAS REAL
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Sun November 23, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If Facebook is to be trusted, everyone loves the Packers, know about the Bears and the Vikings, and have never heard of the Lions outside of Michigan
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(15)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Dallas be able to remain unbeaten on the road, will the Giants have to settle for playing spoiler and trying to snap a five-game losing streak and can Tom Coughlin keep his job. It's your SNF thread on NBC at 8:25 ET
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(1300)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(56)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(djkfunk)
 
Audio
 
Subby's buddy is live streaming some GOOD breakbeats - on turntables - and doing it proper. See you in the chat. 8pm Eastern, 6pm Mountain
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(7)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bus driver: "He came out of nowhere, like somebody just beamed him down." This defense only works if the deceased was wearing a red shirt
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sales of beard nets soar as marginally-employable hipsters increasingly enter the food service industry
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(57)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(The Score)
 
 
 
Patrick Kane beats two defenders and a goalie in three moves
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder of meth
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(55)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have demonstrated a plug-and-play solution capable of operating in a high-electric-field environment with a high-quality electron beam
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(7)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Feminist' condom design beats stiff competition
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(85)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Happy Beaujolais Nouveau Day, Fark wine snobs. For everyone else, here's everything you need to know about it
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(20)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney was told that if he walked sexy and grew a beard he could have been elected president
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(100)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After much online ridicule, British film censors pull their collective heads out of their arses and remove the sexual content warning from the new Paddington Bear movie
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(29)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Saudi women under investigation after the kingdom's morality police bust a beauty pageant in the holy city of Mecca
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(40)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jury awards $638K in disabled S&M case. You can't beat that
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New risqué British film rated for innuendo, sex references, due to the wild cross-dressing escapades of . . . Paddington Bear?
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Stanford beats UCONN in women's basketball. FARK: The 47-game winning streak for the Huskies was snapped
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman wears 50 different mustaches. John Travolta still stuck with just one beard
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(23)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson finds one thing he won't beat this year
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(176)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"It's so clear, it's so concise, it looks like Jesus. I'm not saying it's Jesus. It's definitely a bearded man"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Distinguished colleagues, it is in the opinion of this physician that the patient's needs would best be served by an ass beating"
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Remastered GTA V called "a thing of beauty" on new generation of consoles
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(65)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Florida State Seminoles are the new No. 1 team in college football, while Alabama climbed to No. 2 after beating Mississippi State
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(58)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"No suspicion of criminal activity" against Palestinian bus driver found "beaten all over his body" and hanged in his own bus. In other breaking news, that Ferguson kid probably capped himself
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(55)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sean Bean set to star in new six-episode series based on the Frankenstein mythology. No word if Bean's character will survive past the first episode
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
48 years ago, Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations" reached #1 on the UK charts. Here's a look at how this recording was made
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(19)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Korean women launch fashion revolt, say there will be no more beating around the bush
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, John Lennon's Whatever Gets You Thru the Night became the ex-Beatle's only solo #1. The tune featured Elton John on piano, and the two performed the song live at Madison Square Garden. Here's that performance
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida State Seminoles bet the spread... er... beat the Hurricanes after trailing by 13 at the half
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(22)
 
(Galveston Daily News)
 
 
 
Less than a month after 4 pit bulls break into a neighbor's yard and kill a 10-year-old beagle, a lawsuit has been filed... by the owner of the pit bulls
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(125)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 means things are getting real in CFB. There's Bucks-Gophs, Ultra Maroons at Crimson Tide, TCU @ KU, Dawgs-WDE, Free Shoes at Da U, Horns-Cowboys, Sparty v. Terps, OU at TT, Devils-Beavers, and more. Polar vortex? Check the tag
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(1444)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chief of Viacom says the Nielsen ratings company is outdated. Apparently too many viewers' diaries still have "Leave it to Beaver" in the top 20
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(21)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Why I'm in love with this *flick* *flick* *flick* beautiful piece of paper I don't know"
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(7)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
A 4-year-old part-beagle named Buddy didn't wait for an invitation to see his 85-year-old master at a Texas hospital, he hitched a ride on the ambulance. Give that dog a steak
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cuddly the Koala Bear toy is cute. Cuddly the Koala Bear toy knows it, motherf*cker (language warning)
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm having seizures and I don't know where I am. Please send police to beat me up and arrest me," said no one, ever
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(291)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Sacramento Kings squandering a 26-point lead. Worse: Losing with a lapse of defense on a buzzer beater with 0.3 seconds remaining
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(8)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Jay Cutler's Future with Bears Suddenly Uncertain": Year Six
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(42)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bears are so bad they Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky
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(46)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Matchday 4 of the 2016 Euro Qualifiers begins today with Poland at Georgia at 12 EST. Scotland will then try and keep dreams alive against Ireland, while Germany hopes that they can at least beat Gibraltar at 2:30
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(84)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears fans go crazy after Jay Cutler declares punter to blame for Bears' woes...in an interview with The Onion
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(47)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Life is an obscure hobo bumming a ride on the omnibus of art. Poet tells it like it is in the opening scene of Roger Corman's beatnik-goes-bonkers classic, "Bucket of Blood." Where are John, Joe, Jake, Jim, Jerk? DEAD DEAD DEAD
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(5)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested in Cocoa Beach bank robbery, is reportedly cuckoo for Cocoa Banks
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(16)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bears aren't the only Chicago sports institution being demolished this fall: Wrigley Field bleachers are officially gone
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(44)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beary delicious treat
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(10)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Virginia woman turns 111 on 11/11 and the two cans of baked beans with faded labels, yeah, they're for exercise
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(30)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears cut ties with Santonio Holmes. That'll fix it
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(79)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bear has surgery to repair ACL. Coach expects him to maul Aaron Rodgers by next season
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(4)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Creators of comic book movies have adopted San Francisco and Golden Gate Bridge as their setting of choice, particularly for beautiful set pieces with lots of fighting and asplosions
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Celebrities with beards
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(35)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Either the scariest Teddy Bear Shih Tzu or the cutest, you decide
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(8)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The best use case for Apple AirDrop or Android Beam involves sloths, because people whose phones are configured to accept file transfer requests from nearby strangers' phones should be grateful that it only involves sloths
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(23)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Former pro wrestler CM Punk to write a story about over-muscled men in spandex who like to beat each other up for ill defined reasons
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(27)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lock-picking parrot jimmies two car doors in bid for freedom. With pic. Beautiful plumage
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(40)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Stephen Harper urges Chinese to take up hockey during official visit to Asia, presumably in hopes of getting a couple of NHL expansion teams in Guangzhou or Hangzhou that the Leafs could probably beat
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(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman whose heart stopped beating for 45 minutes during childbirth brought back to life; husband expects never to hear the end of THIS one
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Marc Trestman "extremely disturbed" by the Bears' record loss to Green Bay. Well, maybe that's because he could be out of a job
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(162)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan once proposed making an album with the Beatles and Rolling Stones. Either that, or he said he preferred bagels, likes eating rolls and scones
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(18)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can Aaron Rodgers and the Packers remain unbeaten at home or will Cutler along with the Da Bears defense drill some more holes into the cheeseheads? It's your SNF thread starting at 7:30 eastern time on NBC
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(1578)
 
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
Because of injuries and a player suspended for domestic violence, LA Kings fielded only five defensemen Saturday because they were $160 short in salary cap space. FARK: Still beat the Canucks 5-1 and allowed only 18 shots
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(14)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Who'll try to beat Brad Keselowski like a government mule? Will any other drivers try to stomp mudholes into the competetion in their quest for the Cup? Its the Quicken Loans Race For Heroes 500, live from Phoenix at 3PM ET on MRN and ESPN
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(678)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Baylor derail the Sooners? Dawgs recover at the Cats? We got D'Ohmers-Devils, Husky Beavers (NOT porn), K-State and the Frogs (NOT a band). Dux-Utes, and *ANOTHER* SEC "Game of the Century." It's home stretch CFB, catch it now
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(989)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Grand opening of L L Bean store surprises onlookers when owl attacks hawk. Folks, you cannot imagine the planning behind this sort of viral marketing
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(44)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's worse than a boatload of West Africans with fever landing on a beach? A boatload of West Africans with fever landing on a beach covered in old, fat, naked white guys (Not safe for work)
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(29)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The Beatles never existed and Obama can control the weather: the internet's craziest conspiracy theories (deslidefied for your convenience)
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(86)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Intruder at large. Suspected of taking a shower and feeding children. Believed to be in Pebble Beach
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brett Favre was the Farrelly Brothers' third choice to appear in There's Something About Mary, after Drew Bledsoe and Steve Young. However, he was always number one at showing off his frank and beans
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(14)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
Much like naked fraternity brothers, hummingbirds like to duel with their beaks during mating season
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bears now forming themselves into basketball teams to attack groups of hunters in the deep wilderness. Uh-oh
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(42)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach sentinels
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While all eyes were on the high profile national races, the voters in AL voted to ban Sharia law, ME considered a ban on bear-baiting and AZ voters passed a "why the fark not?" law allowing terminally ill patients to use non-FDA approved drugs
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(70)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
"I will NEVER impose my religious beliefs on my children," says guy dressing baby in Chicago Bears onesie
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(24)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Looking to take a few days off from work? Choose from these offbeat November holidays
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(2)
 
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Bears Legend William "Refrigerator" Perry may be rolled out to the curb
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Large object discovered buried 20 feet under the sand on a New Jersey beach. Difficulty: Not Jimmy Hoffa
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(41)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
For sheer early-music-video WTFness it's hard to beat Hall & Oates' clip for "She's Gone," released 41 years ago today on the Abandoned Luncheonette album
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(19)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The AP Poll ranks three SEC teams in the Top 5. Therefore, when LSU beats Alabama next week, the SEC will still have three teams in the Top 5. Well played, SEC Bias
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(70)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, sue 'em. Washington Redskins suing 5 Native Americans who filed trademark petition against the team. Next logical step: use lawyers on the field to improve team's awful record
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(153)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frenchman dies after downing 56 shots, beating the bar's previous record of 55. "He swallowed around 30 glasses in the space of a minute." Pffft amateur
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
CAN Miss St beat the Hogs? WILL the other Miss topple the Tigers? CAN West By God Virginia stop the TCU express? WILL Arizona or UCLA conquer out West? Oh, and what about THAT cocktail party in Jacksonville? It's YOUR College Football thread
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(527)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What does the world's hottest chilli pepper and an orchestra have in common? When one eats the other they make beautiful hot music together
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(26)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man rowing across Atlantic attacked by pirates of the Caribbean, claims he only managed to survive once the pirates were attacked and killed by Disney copyright lawyers
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-violence organizers arrested for beating roommate. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to stab someone with
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(32)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sugar Bear says that his estranged wife Mama June's decision to date a child molester is costing him money because TLC hasn't given him the check for the final season of their reality show
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(82)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Monty Python's biggest fan said earlier this year he wanted to meet a beautiful woman almost half his age who was as fanatical about the comic group as he is. No chance, we thought. But just look what happened
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everyone's allergic to somebody. So, besides Adam Sandler who is the actor or actress you just can't bear to watch on screen?
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(73)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys fan goes nuts on his furniture after bearing witness to The Colt McCoy Experience (video w/Not safe for work language)
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beautiful woman who was bullied at school for having an ass that was too small dies during ass augmentation surgery, and Subby doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
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(145)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I want my face to be clean-shaven... but I really want a beard... eureka
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(94)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach frying pan
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(21)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Twenty-three products that will make waking up in the morning just a little more bearable
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(15)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians with the best stage costumes. No one beats Elton John. No one
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(118)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
Can't beat your cellphone addiction? There's an app for that
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(7)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Two items from the US Forest Service: Firstly, please stop getting close to bears so you can take selfies with them. Secondly...actually that's pretty much it
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why you should get a taste for camel burgers now and beat the rush
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(15)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hunters in Maine are baiting black bears with donuts. Mmmmm ... bear donuts
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(115)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The next time your frat brothers want to do shots of Jim Beam or Jose Cuervo, challenge their world-notions and suggest doing shots of Cachaça or Feni
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(55)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Construction worker who is 'too busy to shave' ends up winning Sweden's best beard contest; forced to stay home from work to deal with new celebrity status
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(36)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bears defensive end injures himself celebrating meaningless sack during blowout loss to Patriots. If only he had played as hard as he celebrated, maybe the Bears wouldn't have lost quite as badly
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(85)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An interview with the greatest composer of the 20th and 21st century, the legendary Danny Elfman, who discusses his work with Oingo Boingo and how Batman was almost ruined by The Beatles
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(82)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And the disgusting plot thickens: the entire time Mama June and Sugar Bear were married, June kept a box of photographs showing her and the imprisoned child molester she had a soft spot for, and that is what ended the relationship
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(216)
 
(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
How tough is it for a Republican to win a Congressional race in Massachusetts? So tough even an openly gay, married, pro-choice Republican is having difficulty beating a war vet
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(118)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom enters her six-week-old baby in a beauty pageant. 'I knew she was a stunner when I saw the ultrasound image'
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to Florida to be home of the world's most dangerous tree. "One drop of sap can scorch the skin of shade-seeking beach-goers"
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(66)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beautiful morning face
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(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher announces Beady Eye have split up. All six fans inconsolable
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(20)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing says a day at the beach like seeing narcotics wash ashore, especially when it's twenty kilos of cocaine and twenty pounds of marijuana
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(97)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Sergeant-at-Arms is farking hardcore: "In one motion, he dove to the floor around the pillar, at the feet of Bibeau, turning on his back as he landed and simultaneously firing his weapon upwards at Bibeau"
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(139)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
What are your qualifications for mayor? "Well, I was arrested once for beating a drag queen with a tiki torch while dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan"
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(47)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Before removing the mote from thy neighbor's eye, first remove the beam from thine own. But do not remove the beams from the church, because that's a dick move
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(15)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
A bunch of people saw the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer and thought: "Ultron is a sexy beast"
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear cub lost in Rite Aid will be returned to the wild, or at least to an Eckerd Drug store in a rural area
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(19)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What a car looks like after a passing truck dumps a load of cement beams onto it
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(77)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
From epic sideburns to full beards - the history of Navy grooming regulations proves that sailors are the original hipsters
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(50)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unused time-off hits a 40-year high as American workers leave nearly 170M vacation days on the table each year. I'll get back to the beach in a second, but first I need to submit this headline
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(113)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Blunt apologizes for "You're Beautiful," even though Weird Al did get a sweet parody out of it
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TLC is "reassessing the future" of the Honey Boo-Boo show, on news that Mama June is rebounding from Sugar Bear with her ex-boyfriend, aka the guy who may have molested one of her other children a decade ago
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(157)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
You've probably been wondering about how marble is harvested for most of your life. Well this little short will show you just how beautiful it really is. You're welcome
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(58)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall clear the air via text message after the Bears locker room fight
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(18)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Beatles fan who lost out on owning John Lennon's childhood home wins auction for George Harrison's childhood home, admits it's an all-around better house, with solid foundation, great acoustics, no filler, and more enjoyable
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(18)
 
(Free Thought Project)
 
 
 
Subway performer: "I gave my love a cherry..." NYPD: SMASH SMASH BEATDOWN BEATDOWN...sorry (with video)
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Go Beavers. Trojan rates Oregon State as the college with the best sexual health
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(35)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Law & Order: SVU will tackle the controversial topic of NFL players who beat their children and spouses
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the Royals continue their unbeaten streak during the post-season or will the Giants knock them off of their pedestal? It's time for the World Series game one on FOX starting at 8:07 PM ET
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(589)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Wasabi Ginger somehow beats Bacon Mac & Cheese in Lay's chip flavor contest. Oh and F*CK YOU Cappuccino flavor
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(80)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China steps up to the plate in the right to bear arms. Or at least arm bears. Or maybe just give bears arms. Either way, don't stick your arm in the bear cage
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We'll soon power the world with that painful stuff you got in your crotch from last summer's trip to the beach
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spectacular views, breathtaking scenery .... Yes, it's the top 10 nude beaches in the world (one photo borderline SFW)
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(7)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look inside the archives belonging to the world's greatest Beatle, George Harrison
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(32)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Alabama Crimson Tide jump up three places in the college football coaches poll to No. 4 because they beat Texas A&M. If three of the Top 4 teams' biggest win is Texas A&M, maybe it's not that big
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
FSU can't find evidence that Winston got paid for his signature, and now that he beat Notre Dame, they're going to stop looking
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(29)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Michigan state legislature has spoken regarding Tesla: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em
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(55)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
This pair of headphones is so advanced it might as well take the garbage out for you - and by garbage we mean Beats
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(109)
 
(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
Don't feed the bears. Seriously. You could be fined $500
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(30)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now time for subby to fill out his ballot. Colorado candidates for governor. Republican: Bob Beauprez. Democrat:John Hickenlooper. Green:...oh you have got to be trolling me
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(56)
 
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong admitted to doping as early as 2011 AND BEAT CANCER SO LEAVE HIM ALONE
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(58)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
The jumbo-trons of the Chicago Bears and the Miami Dolphins address that age-old question: "How could a bear defend itself against a dolphin''s blowhole-triggered bazooka attack?"
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(30)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Many children in Canada to have indoor Halloween trick-or-treating because there are so many polar bears wandering around at this time of year in Canada that it's not really safe to go outside at all
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(54)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Church caretaker calmly explained to a burglar the merits of a pious life. Just kidding, he broke a golf club across his body then chased him down and beat him
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Original MST3K host Joel Hodgson and co-star Trace Beaulieu return to TV, but only as far as the 22nd Century this time
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(49)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Javier Bardem in talks to portray the villain in Pirates of the Caribbean 5: The Franchise Continues
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(48)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Polar bear breaks into Alaskan home. No word on the quality of porridge, chairs, or beds
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Joseph Randle, you just helped the Dallas Cowboys beat the Seahawks. What'll you do now?" "I'm gonna go shoplifting"
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family of bears
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(22)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Couple discovers builders constructed their beautiful, ocean-view, $680k house exactly as they envisioned it. But on the wrong lot
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(166)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
*It's probably dumb to expect a little more maturity out of people who would allegedly beat up someone for a cellphone, and yet here we are
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vatican: Gays bring ''gifts and qualities" to the Catholic table and are welcome to bring their own green bean casserole too
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(102)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Size eight lady becomes the first one to beat the monster 8000-calorie breakfast
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(35)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Remember that trade back in 2011 when the Astros sold Hunter Pence to the Phillies for some magic beans? It's starting to look like the Phillies were the dumb party in that deal
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(30)
 
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
The new fashion for men's beards has slashed £72 million from the sale of razors, foam and other shaving accessories for men: "Driven by hipsters and men in their 20s and 30s, beards, moustaches and stubble are everywhere"
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Man on tracks gets intense physical training, Ferguson police participate in #tbt, and bare bones burglar bones bear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/5 - 10/11
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(0)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Andy Reid regrets not giving his All Pro running back the ball more after a loss. In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning, and there have been reports of bears defecating in wooded areas
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(18)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
You're out in the wilderness on a hunting trip. You come across a fellow hunter being mauled by a grizzly bear. What do you do hot shot, what do you do?
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(132)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jar bearer
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(20)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Banning peanut butter isn't enough for some school officials; now they're banning a completely safe soybean-based substitute
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(120)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Another SEC team has moved into the No.1 spot. This time Mississippi State jumps the Seminoles for first place. Florida State has won 21 straight games, but they didn't get a chance to beat an overrated SEC team
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Truck flies off the highway, rolls down a hill, lands on the beach, driver walks away unharmed. Ta-da
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(8)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber beats one of his many criminal charges due to "lack of evidence"
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(27)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(197)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bare bones burglar bones bear
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(23)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
80-year-old woman beats off attacker with vacuum cleaner. Bonus: strangest police sketch ever
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the sweet carnage of last weekend, what's next? Dawgs already got bit. Can UT hook OK? There's UDub at Cal, the I's have it in Ames, Duke sucks at GT, Frogs at Bears, USC @ AZ, can the Misses strike again and lots more. CFB - flame on, baby
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(580)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Inmate in solitary confinement who claimed that prison guard threatened to "beat the hell out of her" dies after accidentally suffering blunt trauma to the stomach. Obvious, Asinine tags unavailable because they know that snitches get stiches
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(57)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC cancels nearly all of its reality programming in favor of more scripted shows. 600-pound tattooed dwarf trucker beauty pageant queens with unusually large families concerned at this trend away from reality shows
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(103)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Andrew remain Lucky tonight and beat the Texans or will Ryan (Grizzly Adams) Fitzpatrick be able to get the bulls to stampede over the Colts? It's your TNF thread on NFL/CBS at 8:25 Eastern
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(1138)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are some things you don't do in life: You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the wind. And you don't harass and antagonize the bears in the Yukon by pouring water on them
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(39)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coffee beans hit highest price in nearly three years, raising fears that Peak Latte is upon us
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(25)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
IKEA's new furniture assembles in five minutes with no tools. Otherwise known as bean bag chairs
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Smokey the Bear is getting his own drone. Stephen Colbert tried to warn us, but we didn't listen
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted virologist, reality show star, duck call manufacturer, and beard-yeast cultivator Phil Robertson claims you can't get STDs from "Biblically Correct Sex"
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(96)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's in a name? That which we call a beach by any other name would smell as salty; so Sandy Beach would, were it President Barack Obama Sandy Beach call'd, but 'tis not to be
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A truck bearing the slogan "We Fit" tried to drive under a railroad bridge, obvious hilarity ensued
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(49)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Beijing Beatles are bigger than Confucius
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(11)
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
SEC fines Ole Miss $50,000 for beating Alabama
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(47)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Just how in the what did a dead bear cub make its way to Central Park in the middle of Manhattan?
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The W hotel in Miami's South Beach is offering a luxurious "Million Dollar Wedding" package for guests. Difficulty: That's the ACTUAL PRICE, not just a catchy name
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Meet the non-profit law firm that's making religious freedom sexy again. So sexy I need to beat myself over the back with a leather belt for such impure thoughts about getting it on with my religion, freely and without restraint. Oh god
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(64)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Driver hits 3 bears on a foggy I-91, no injuries. Well, no injuries to people that is
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(42)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not only are the ice caps melting, but now the polar bears are shrinking
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A supercut of cinema's greatest zoom shots - it's enough to make Dramatic Beaver look like a damned amateur (Video has some Not safe for work content)
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(35)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Bengals stay unbeaten against the Patriots or can Tom Brady get his revenge and turn them back into the Bungles? It's SNF on NBC starting at 8:30pm ET
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(1300)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL bans beats by Ray... er, I mean Beats by Dre
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(32)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Looking for an excuse to take a few days off from work? No problem. Choose from these 15 offbeat October holidays
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(3)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can Arizona remain unbeaten as they visit Denver, which Romo will show up to the Texas shootout and will the Jaguars ever win. It's your week 5 NFL thread, games start at 1pm EDT
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(2777)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beatles producer George Martin: "When The Beatles 'Love Me Do' was released, on Friday the 5th of October 1962, it was the day the world changed"
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Perhaps the best cover ever. Come for the beauty with the silky smooth voice, stay for the awesome solo finish on the upright bass. bonus: you'll never see a cooler drummer anywhere
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(52)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do crocodile dung, weasel testicles, pig intestines, fizzy cola, and moonshine mixed with ground beaver testicles have in common with each other? The answer might turn your stomach
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(17)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Getting in drunken bar fights and being beaten by the local cops is no way to go through life. ESPECIALLY, if you're a Highway Patrol officer
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Black bears got to bathe too ya know, now who's going to hand him the soap and a beer?
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two men named Johnny decide to mastermind a heist in The Rebel Set from MST3K season 4. Joel, Servo, and Crow turn this Edward Platt-starring beatnik movie on its head. "Kazan wants me for OnThe Waterfront 2: Electric Boogaloo"
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(4)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain labels the Bronx a hipster-free foodie paradise, insists he is not trying to troll hipsters by luring them into hellhole to be beaten and robbed
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Son of the Lord is now reported to be beardless, repeat, the Son of the Lord is now believed to be beardless
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(107)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You've hit the Family Guy fight scene nexus. All of the Family Guy fight scenes you can ask for. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. It's everything you've ever hoped fight scenes could be
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(30)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's more than you ever cared to know about why people used to think that beavers would bite their own testicles off
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(15)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Road crew battles persistent beaver, will continue trying to snatch it up and put it in a box
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(43)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's leader's daughter banned from Facebook after posting: "This is actually a beautiful necklace bought at Lane Crawford, yes - funded by all you HK taxpayers"
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount moves forward with Baywatch movie, may have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's prodigious manboobs bouncing in slow motion across the beach
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(31)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Imma let you beam up, but these are the top 100 Star Trek episodes of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(106)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polar bear storming the barricdes
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(16)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It sucks when the doctor helping you on your journey as you beat cancer gets put away in prison for ten years
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(41)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Yeah, don't panic, but the world's coffee beans could all go extinct at pretty much any moment
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Since no one asked where the walruses have gone, here are 35,000 of them. On one beach in Alaska
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(33)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
A study/map of dreams reveals which states dream about sex the most and which dream about choking lions or South Dakota beauty queens
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Why did a pack of twentysomethings beat up a gay couple?" Because even though my generation is far more accepting than your generation, we still have the occasional pack of wild assholes
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(129)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beast from the east and his release
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(26)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
WWF says animal populations have taken a beatdown, and are on the ropes
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson asks Viking teammates to beat their opponent. Really whip their butts
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Happy that you used your metal detector to find a few quarters at the beach? Meet the amateur who just found a hoard of 22,000 Roman coins
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(37)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
And in Wyoming, the score is Black Bears 1, Bowhunters 1
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(89)
 
(PackersNews)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers: "Punts? We don't need no stinkin' punts"
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(44)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Another beautiful weekend in Chiraq sees thirty wounded and three dead in another weekend of gun and gang violence
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(180)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Let the NFL Thread Gredunzas begin. Bears/Pack 12:00 EDT, Eagles/Niners 4:00 EDT and Saints/Cowboys 8:30 EDT headline week 4. So what if your team is on the bye week?
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(2937)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hipster Mormons protest BYU's mandatory student contract that forbids beards
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(122)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When you go skinny dipping with Bear Grylls there's always a chance he's going to pull something out of his ass and propose
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(62)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Student body to fill Beavers's holes for Tinkle
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(8)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bear wandering aimlessly around Vancouver neighborhood described at "fat and lazy," answers to the name "Luongo"
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As a Bears fan, I should be used to Aaron Rodgers making me cry. But not like this
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(14)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans are just like you and drive Priuses, grow beards and get tattooed
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(219)
 
(BBC America)
 
 
 
"Bolting-hutch of beastliness," "Filthy bung," "Dissembling harlot," "A fusty nut with no kernel." Shakespearian insults or Fark handles?
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(25)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Most common note Canadians get from their postal carrier explaining why their mail isn't being delivered anymore? "Bear At Door" (pic)
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(34)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson joins the cast of Ted 2, where he will hopefully threaten the foul-mouthed bear and whichever Wahlberg that is over the phone
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(26)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Watch, as the Beavercreek OH police dept kill a kid talking on his phone in Wal-Mart for picking up a BB gun somebody else left lying around. Righteous shoot? You judge. Video is synched with entire 911 call
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(703)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(ESPN Media)
 
 
 
ESPN has suspended Bill Simmons for three weeks due to comments he made about Roger Goddell in his most recent podcast. For those keeping track, that's a longer suspension than Goodell initially gave Ray Rice for beating his wife
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(195)
 
(Here Is The City)
 
 
 
"Speed runners impress and bewilder me - I don't understand why they play through games in order to complete them in the fastest time, but to each to their own. The latest news is a speed runner beating everything in GTA III in under 7 hours"
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(46)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Jay Cutler and crew continue to not show up until the second half? Will Marty Mornhinweg shoot New York in the foot again? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Jets on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM EDT on ESPN
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(1175)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the quirky world of MLB, Jerome Williams has pitched for three different teams this season ... and has beaten the A's with each team
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(6)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Colin Kapernick used racial slur on the field. At least he didn't threaten to beat the Bears with their own children
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons team suspended after video emerges showing savage beating of Tampa Bay, MIT researchers trying to imagine what a real breast is like, and man takes 1d8 damage from short spear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/14 - 9/20
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(4)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Cena overcome the odds? Or will BrrrrrrrOCK LESNARlay another epic beatdown on him? Will Dean Ambrose come in to save the day with SSRR out? All this and MORE on the WWE Night of Champions PPV, 8pm Eastern, 5pm specific
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(1067)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"In a land of melting ice-creams, sandy feet and fluffy bears, how could anyone be fearful of terrorism?" 'Terror doodles' prompt removal of Australian man from commercial airline flight
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it OK to hate hipsters? "They can be crass, attitudinal, have offbeat ideas about the rights of way a fixed-gear bike is afforded in traffic. But they're just as often culturally engaged, self-reflective. I mean, come on, we were all young once"
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(124)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Residents in beach town complain about girls standing around in bikinis
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(174)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble assures toothpaste customers that even though the microbeads can get embedded in your gums, can trap bacteria, and can lead to gingivitis, they are still perfectly safe
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(26)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
James Harden and James Harden's Beard get facial hair advice in their newest commercial
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(9)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And in Canada, the current score is Black Bears 1, Hunters 0
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you're a Tampa Bay Buccanners fan, as bad as last night's beatdown at the hands of the Atlanta Falcons was, we hate to have to inform you that the worst is yet to come
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From December 6, 1986. Siskel and Ebert review Little Shop of Horrors. "Has an almost unbeatable combination of gruesome humor, slapstick sight gags, and really funny acting"
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(5)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The entire Atlanta Falcons team has been suspended under the NFL's domestic violence policy after video surfaced of the merciless beating they placed on Tampa Bay
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
2014 Ig Nobel Prizes in weird science revealed: Bacon-stuffed nostrils, polar bear costumes & the science of dog doo
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(4)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The iPhone 6 means that everyone will be filming the latest LAPD beatdown in HD for your viewing pleasure
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(92)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You Catholic school kids who had nothing to do with the gay hate crime beating in Philly can leave now. Not so fast, "coach"
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(64)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How dare the media get all hysterical over beating women
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(199)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick fined $11,025 for the swear word he didn't say to a Bears defender Sunday night
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of senators call for resignation of NFL pro football player; wait did I say 'NFL pro football player'? I meant federal judge accused of beating his wife in an Atlanta hotel room last month
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(35)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Crist was beat, Crist has risen, Crist will be beat again
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(35)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
How to beat the Seahawks, in four simple steps
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings have switched their decision on Adrian Peterson, sending a blow to his ability to play and guaranteeing that it will be difficult to beat those little saints this weekend
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(75)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
To mark National Cupcake Week, here are 12 of the cupcakes that you would NOT want to eat, including meat loaf, Mountain Dew and Doritos and a Marmite-flavored beauty, which is a failure as a cupcake but successful as an affront to god
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(11)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The most beautiful, artfully tinted picture of contagious DISEASES THAT WILL KILL YOU ON THE SPOT. Mostly
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(17)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Estonian online store sells $11.50 beard combs made from scrap vinyl records, which some customers will undoubtedly claim they've already listened to
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(28)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A female grizzly bear in Alaska's Katmai National Park adopts an abandoned cub and raises him as if he was her own. Disney lawyers sue for copyright infringement
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(15)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Slothed)
 
 
 
College president offers to buy year's supply of textbooks for any student that beats him in Madden NFL
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(21)
 
(Ashe Mountain Times)
 
 
 
Bean counter predicts dreaded Black Squirrel Winter, which means lower temperatures, property values
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(83)
 
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Some Rutgers fans wear "Beat Ped State" shirts during their first Big 10 game. Penn State fans wish the Rutgers fans had kept those shirts covered up. For 14 years
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(110)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elderly couple moves to Florida next to wilderness areas, complain about bears, coyotes, snakes, noisy tree frogs, panthers. "I don't understand why you environmentalists don't just move the panthers to public land"
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(171)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to appeal his indefinite suspension, looks forward to beating it
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(99)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Bears survive without their top two wideouts? Will the 49ers strike gold? It's your better late than never Sunday Night Football thread, 8:30 pm ET on NBC
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(1684)
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overhead beach view
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(12)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Robin ups the ante by offering a milkshake with caramel, bacon, and Jim Beam maple bourbon
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Eegah, a film starring the late Richard Kiel as a lovestruck caveman terrorizing a lovestruck teen. Joel, Servo, and Crow deliver a top-ten episode. "I've heard enough, I'll go beat him senseless"
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rockstar teases GTA V for XBox One and PS4 and this may be the game that makes people buy the next-gen consoles even if they've already beaten the game on the current models (vid)
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(39)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Stanford researchers develop an ant sized radio, perfect for playing Beatles music
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(13)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Noted relationship guru and domestic violence sociologist Chris Brown says Ray Rice should really, really try to stop beating women
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
List of ten dead horses TV networks keep on beating
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(103)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seven bears target woman's home for a nice meal. To be fair, Goldilocks started it
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(15)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Woman accuses husband of cheating, beats him with metal pipe then runs over family dog. Yes alcohol was involved. (tag is for dog)
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(67)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FTA: What's more impressive than sharks with laser beams? Dolphins with nuclear missiles
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was a beautiful, sexy woman; men wanted me. My husband ravished me. And then, I got pregnant. Now I look like a troll. Is it right to blame my child for this?" Certainly we have no problem believing you're a troll
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(224)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Okay Mr. Presidentin' smrt guy. How do you plan on beating ISIS without sending in troops? You'd need some sort of flying machine that can be controlled from all the way over here and still blow them up. Check and mate, Lib lib libby lib lib
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, Hurricane Dora smashed into Florida's east coast, leaving five dead and thousands without power. And then the Beatles showed up
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(13)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Truck spills thousands of oranges across the road and it's BEAUTIFUL
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(35)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to convert beams of light into solid crystal. You know it's important research because it's described as "super awesome" right there in the scientific paper
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(27)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom rumored to return for Paychecks of the Caribbean 5
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(26)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indigenous tribe in Amazon, tired of waiting on Brazilian government to take on illegal loggers, take matters into their own hands. Round up loggers, beat them with sticks, confiscate weapons, burn equipment and steal their pants. w/pics
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(150)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Make Me Beautiful" #2: Biracial woman asks media around the world to Photoshop her. Algeria FTW
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Beans and farts. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(17)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The AP poll released their new rankings. Oregon Ducks move ahead of Alabama for the No. 2 spot. Virginia Tech rises into the poll for the first time. Both teams beat Big 10 schools
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(63)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Really crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane into a wilderness of flaming bears and hungry trees
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(52)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Leaning quietly against a stoop when the cops get a noise complaint? That's an arrestin'. Asking why you're being arrested? That's a punchin', kickin', beatin', pepper-sprayin'... and a droppin' of all charges later by the DA
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(158)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of its being World Beard Day 2014, let's look into why it's so awesome to have one
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(108)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption these bears
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(41)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy opens dog-only beach. Your dog wants sunscreen
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(38)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Three words to make your weekend: Gummy Bear Sangria
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(28)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Illegally logging in the Alto Turiacu Indian territory? That's a beating, and a stripping, and a dragging and a truck burning. Look, basically, you're farked dumbass
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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(51)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
University of Arizona football fan redefines the term 'douchebag' when the crowd begins batting a beach ball around
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(64)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you have the Phoenix Mercury beating out the Minnesota Lynx to advance to the Finals in your WNBA brackets, things are looking up. And also you filled out a WNBA bracket
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(25)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity invites long-bearded extremist onto his show to discuss radical Islam
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(103)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Skipper arrested on DUI suspicion after boat runs aground at Venice Beach. Assault charges may be added as witnesses claim he struck his first mate several times with his hat after the incident
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(48)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls' "The Island" gets season renewal. Will toast occasion by drinking his own pee
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(20)
 
(Archery Wire)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept. of Natural Resources asks that you don't shoot collared bears. Crew neck bears are all right, though
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(51)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(87)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(196)
 
(Cairo Scene)
 
 
 
Video footage shows beautiful wedding aboard a Nile felucca in what is the first documented gay marriage in Egypt. Other than the guy who supports gay rights but suggests killing them, local social media seems supportive
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We'll beat anyone's price... or your french fries are FREEEEEEEEEEEE"
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worker beaming with pride on a box well carried
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunning satellite images show the Arctic ice cap is growing, and Al Gore is actually living as a snow-encrusted man in his vast private ice kingdom, with his own freeze-ray and a diet of nothing but polar bear meat and icicles
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(174)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coalition calls for porn production to halt in the wake of a pornstar being diagnosed with HIV. Pornstars still performing are encouraged to either take precautions or beat it
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie League football game descends into brawl during post game handshakes, with both players and spectators beating each other and themselves
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(31)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Reporter: So why's my son's medicine $15 sometimes and $30 other times? CVS: Beats us, ask the insurance company. Insurance company: Farked if we know. Federal government, throwing 30,000 pages of regulations on the table: Oh hai - we gots this
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(91)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh hey, let's pass through this rainbow on our flight so we can see how beautiful it is and try to spark a lightning hit while we're at it
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teen comes out to his family that he's gay. They support his deci... aw, who am I kidding? They beat the crap out of him and toss him out of the house because Jesus
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(75)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A handcrafted, $7,500 yurt that's far cooler than your house. Or your beard. Or your tats. Or your choice of local-sourced coffee and gum. Or your highly refined post-punk, '80s-centric ironic sense of fashion. Or the name of your start-up. Or you
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(41)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Islamists beat moderates in the Middle East because they have better PR
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(27)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
New stick for beating the "legalize it" dead horse: "The result was the THC reduced damage to the heart in all cases"
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(96)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
You may want to pre-order your tickets for Full House: The Movie, with Bob Saget and John Stamos so you beat the rush
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(45)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Town where entire population is made up of beautiful young women makes appeal for single men." You've been waiting for this your entire life (pics)
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(232)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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(33)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The good news: American farmers looking at bumper crops of corn and soybeans. Fark: There's a major silo shortage
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(38)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bear heads stolen from remote Maine cabin. Bear heads stolen from remote Maine cabin
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man accused of having sex with a mattress apparently just really needed his Beautyrest
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(23)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Betcha can't beat just one
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(43)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Sometimes a tool comes along that's both deeply simple and beautifully complex - like this one
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(33)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
2.2 million bean bag chairs recalled over shocking .00009% fatality rate
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BP to spend $9 billion on Australian gas stations, exploration of new oceans and beaches to foul
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next time you're at Lambeau Field, order the Horse Collar-- a 22-inch kielbasa that will give you a heart attack just looking at it
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(122)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
From today's 'Only in Alaska' files: Store evacuated after forklift driver accidentally punctures a can of bear spray
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(39)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
David Yates in talks to write the Harry Potter spin-off novel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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(24)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Man beaten to a pulp with oranges
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(48)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Leaving your 3 young kids in a car for 4 hours while you drink beer and then try drive home with them after getting sloshed? Even your fellow drunken reprobates are gonna draw the line there and give you a beatdown
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good mother helps her daughter lose weight before a beauty pageant. Not typically by feeding her tapeworms, but it's the thought that counts, right? (Not safe for work image in sidebar)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina: Maximum sentence for beating a dog: five years. Maximum sentence for a first-time domestic violence charge: 30 days
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two arrested and charged in connection with the beating of a park ranger. The suspects say they weren't involved, police have made a boo boo
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(43)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Bild bearbeiten Yul Brynner
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to make Disney's mascots "creepy." Dude, Walt Disney has you beat there for DECADES
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Tue August 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cutsiebears
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(16)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
When adaptations deviate from the books and cause unbearable smugness
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(42)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ohio State may be easier to beat now this season
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(47)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that BROCK LESNAR conquered the 15-time champ at Summerslam, who will step up to the Beast Incarnate? How will the Bellas' split affect Total Divas? It's WWE RAW, live from Las Vegas (8 pm EDT on USA, 7:30 on 9.99) Pre-show 7:30 pm EDT
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(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
TMNT once again beats Guardians at the box office showing why we can't have nice things
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bulls, hawks, and doves warned of bears at Jackson Hole, WY Fed meeting. Meanwhile your IRA just had another dead-cat bounce
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Sun August 17, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the one made of glass to the one illuminated by bioluminescent phytoplankton, here are some of the world's coolest beaches that you've probably never heard of before
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Sat August 16, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Bears place TE Zach Miller on IR after injury to his Trapper Keeper covered in rainbows and sparkling unicorns
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(io9)
 
 
 
Subby hates to be the bearer of bad news but Sand Worms are a real thing now. Watch one in action here
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez and that angry Canadian beaver have gotten back together. This is not a repeat of last month, of the six months, of the past year or any of the other billions of other times they've been on and off since 2011
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because there are just too few beat box bassoon and theremin duets performed in Revolutionary War garb
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Fri August 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A strange addiction: Woman named Teddy Bear Paradise can't stop threatening to assassinate presidents
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(44)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
After kicking Garrosh Hellscream's butt, he goes back in time to get his dad to beat you up as the final boss of the next World of Warcraft expansion pack. In other news, World of Warcraft has run out of ideas
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(52)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Real good dude" gets 20 years for beating his infant child
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Mark Hamill has a beard, not that there's anything wrong with that
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Wed August 13, 2014
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Headline everyone wishes was 180 degrees off: Bieber beats sheriff
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(19)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Say, what would you do if you had a pile of raw chicken skins? Sew them together and make a gimp suit? I'm afraid someone's beaten you to it
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Tue August 12, 2014
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Giant panda sex expert explains how hard it is to get panda bears to have sex with each other
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's fastest camera takes 4.4 trillion photos a second. Instagram is going to be unbearable
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Market Basket 'a rare case of people not beaten into submission by billionaires'
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Muppets/Beastie Boys mash up is "so what'cha want"
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(13)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why pay rent in an upscale apartment complex when you can live by the beach in a 1985 Volkswagen Westfalia camper van?
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Mon August 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Scientists say two-headed dolphin carcass found on beach must have served a dual porpoise
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are pictures of Gisele Bündchen in a bikini and then there are pictures of Gisele Bündchen doing yoga in a bikini on a breathtakingly gorgeous beach and you're no longer reading this headline
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
While most of us vacationed at a beach or a theme park this summer, Bill Gates was living it up in his 450-foot long luxury yacht
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Seven bands whose labels said they were "the next Beatles" but wound up being more like Badfinger
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Being arrested for wearing an "extremely realistic penis keyring" on your groin, pretending to pee in taxis, and beating up people at a bar is no way to go through life, son
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