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161 headlines found matching 'BBY'
Mon January 23, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
You're about to see a lot more of Bobby Brown: New Edition is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and their six hour TV biopic airs this week
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
White House real estate value now estimated at $400 million. It would be worth more, but being near Congress and the K Street lobbyists puts it in an undesirable location
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last NHL Saturday before the All-Star break, and Subby's too hungover to come up with anything that remotely approaches clever. 11 games today, the action starts with Blues/Jets @ 3PM ET and ends with Sharks/Avs @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whoever is the first non-TotalFARK member to correctly guess Subby's age wins a month of TotalFARK membership on Subby. Guess away
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Fri January 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 65th birthday to Paul Stanley of KISS. To celebrate, (and keep your mind occupied today) crank up one of their albums and rock out. (Link goes to subby's personal favorite)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With the inauguration of Trump mere hours away, what should be the theme song of such an auspicious event? Subby will give away a month of TF (Or a donation to a charity of your choice) to the top 3 best suggestions
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Subby will be too busy slithering through a misty bog, attending a culling, and summoning new tentacled appendages to watch the inauguration of Donald Trump. What will you be busy doing tomorrow?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's 'free the six pack' law to take effect this week. Subby's six pack went free-range years ago and hasn't been seen since
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(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The history of one of LA's oldest still-operating restaurants, Philippe's, and the city's signature sandwich, the French Dip. Subby is hungry for roast beef and au jus now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump:"NATO is obsolete and the Russians are our friends." On an unrelated note, subby just got extremely interested in prepping for doomsday
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dog escapes from a yard and finishes 7th in a half marathon. Meanwhile, subby set a PR in dashing to the fridge during commercials this week
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Man cleaning his desk discovers his million dollar unclaimed lottery ticket and just in time, 8 days before the expiration date. Still not enough to get subby to clean his desk
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lawyers warn students to think twice about having sex with drunken women which pretty much eliminates having sex while in college. At least that was subby's experience
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Behold the "the near-magical properties of earwax". And subby thought it was only good for flavoring jelly beans
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
ASU basketball coach Bobby Hurley clarifies his "farking Tucson" locker room comment in advance of rivalry game with UA, says he was trying to motivate his players the way Coach K taught him
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Tue January 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The woman who broke the story on the start of World War II passes at 104. Subby is happy he could get out of bed and drop his kids off at school
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Quiz time: Who has been arrested more for sexual misconduct in bathrooms: Transgender people or GOP politicians? (Subby grabs the popcorn and gets comfortable)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do married hipsters stay cool? Subby would tell you but you've probably never heard of it
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Subby's only racing cousin announces retirement. So long CORAAALLL
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The health insurance lobby isn't fighting the Obamacare repeal because they're afraid of Trump
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Ugly ass pygmy slow loris twins born at Moody Gardens in Galveston, Texas. Yeah, subby had to look that species up too
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
IBM secures 8000 patents in 2016. Subby's pretty sure he violated at least 30 of them by submitting this, moving his mouse, farting in his office chair cushion, and blaming it on the dog
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Buzzcocks re-release original vinyl ep - 40 years later. Subby feels old, remembers buying original when it came out
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bobby Rainey's brutal kickoff blunder proves you can take the player out of Cleveland, but you can't take the Browns out of the player
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Iranian President Rafsanjani has died. Subby isn't sure if 2017 is angry yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal explains how the GOP should repeal Obamacare quickly without replacing it
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Sun January 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beer + pretzels + dice + a WWII board game and it's NOT Axis & Allies? There goes subby's weekend
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Fri January 06, 2017
(News24)
 
 
 
Germany sends out fake news story warning after Breitbart fake news story, which is every story on Breitbart, last Subby looked
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Thu January 05, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
67 year old Ric Flair could dead lift a couch with your flabby, cheese-gobbling chins laying on it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's hubby's car just bit the dust and we're considering an electric car. Can anyone share their experience with electric cars? (Additional Info: His commute is less than 50 miles and he rarely travels out of town. )
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The Navy)
 
 
 
Are you a 3D printer hobbyist? Have you ever thought that you'd love to 3D print grenades and other explodey things? Want to get paid to figure out how to do that?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Diego Luna shares a sweet Rogue One fan-related story. Subby really needs to clean this damn dusty computer keyboard
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bowden once slept in a recruit's bed all night to guarantee the kid would sign. "His momma cooked me breakfast. I knew I had him. That was back when you could do that. You can't do that anymore"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
This story has it all: the bomb squad, sex toys, a day care. Help subby think of a funnier headline
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Bieber canyon Fjaðrárgljúfur, separating Heiði from Holt, is for sale, and no, Subby is not having a stroke
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Some people's trip of a lifetime involves bikini babes at St. Barts. And, some people want to meet the child they've been sponsoring for nine years and help build a school. Subby's still leaning towards the first option
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The humble children's picture book is under attack by nature experts who lobby for scientific accuracy, discouraging abominations like penguins and polar bears living together, cats in hats, and butterflies emerging from (gag me) cocoons
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Don't run a marathon. It is potentially harmful and a complete waste of your time." Subby is way ahead of you there, buddy
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels Tennesse Honey and Black is on sale at subby's grocery store. Are either any good enough to buy?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar becomes Gundam Central for middle-aged men making plastic models of Battle Suit Gundam characters. "Casual drinks at a place where they can share their hobby will allow them to enjoy them both in a comfortable manner"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What exactly is the perfect breast? Subby would have gone with "dangling in my face" but would have been wrong. Here comes the science
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ultimate D&D gaming table. OK, Subby might need one of these. (Skip to 8:30 for the reveal)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Columnist collects his 30 favorite tweets of 2016. Subby's: "Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo headline: "Simone Biles Shuts Down Body-Shamers In One Perfect Tweet". Subby looked at the tweets in question and determined the "trolls" are thirty-somethings with a muscular women fetish, and were hitting on her. Going at it all wrong, dudes
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Wed December 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police suspect Social Media in mall violence in at least nine states. Subby hopes they will get that guy before he strikes again
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Ace Showbiz)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne is releasing her sixth album next year. Subby lost count after zero
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 25 ingredients that everyone still uses, but shouldn't. Subby would like that pizza with a little extra sausage, please
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Thu December 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's current earworm: The Foggy Shores of Home
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
More and more pregnant women are smoking weed. That's ok. Subby's mother smoked weed when she was pregnant with him and subby turned out...like...wait, what was I doing?...typing is hard...hey, are those chocolate chip cookies?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Subby has almost 100 Altoids tins in his desk drawer, what should he do with them?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Well subby just heard the news today, and don't take this the wrong way, but Assassin's Creed movie review scores won't be taken any higher, and is likely bound and tied for failure
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Here are some cool art discoveries that you didn't make in 2016. Subby found an awesome cast brass Giger alien-devouring-a-woman ring at a swap meet yesterday for $7. So what unexpected treasures did you discover this past year?
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Sun December 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is in the thrall of the gun lobby
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
You may not know this but Ivanka Trump is already in the East Wing of the White House phoning Republicans in Congress to lobby for child-care legislation. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just broke a nine-year boycott on the retailer that fired him (deservedly) at 16. What companies have you stayed away from for reasons other than price/convenience/quality etc. and for how long? Have you given in?
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is looking for dramatic music... kinda classical with an orchestra. Think 7th guest intro. Suggestions?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby is concerned for New Yorker's journalist Richard Brody. It sounds like he had a massive stroke while he worked on his "Star Wars: Rogue One" review
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the most nauseating thing you've ever eaten. Subby's is lamb tongue in a curry sauce - bet you can't beat that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds that more than half of us remember things that never even happened... like that time subby's headline went green
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
With such an important post as Ambassador to Japan to fill, Donald Trump thinks Bobby Valentine might be the best man for the job
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sea ice the size of India has melted at the poles - and scientists don't know why. Subby suspects temperature is involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easiest greenlight ever for subby: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Wardrobe Malfunction (Not safe for work)
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Tue December 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officer charged with slapping the bunny at work. Subby can't keep up with the slang kids are using these days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is suffering from a head cold that came out of nowhere...any home remedies?
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Digital Dream Door)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is trying to put together a list of the best novelty songs of all time. Subby holding out for "Disco Duck" at #1
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Fri December 02, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Man starts crying because weed is too good. Subby is over here waiting for his reaction when he reaches the bottom of a bag of Doritos
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby is making a playlist for Fark, LGT 1st song on it. What would you put on a Fark specific playlist? Difficulty: No Rickrolls
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Wed November 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bicyclist dies of embarrassment after hitting box turtle. Darwin puts bicyclist in this year's top ten list. Trump's on the list because of his hair. So, now the hair and the tortoise are on the list. Smooth, subby, smooth
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 40 charming American towns that you have never heard of. Subby has been to two of them, how many have you been to? Would you recommend going there?
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby plans to visit Vegas and never gambled before. Which are the good games and bad ones?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeless man who has a better freeway underpass than subby becomes internet hit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC makes case for shooting politicians into space. Subby would rather read about them in the sun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's brother and long time mug shot round up photoshopper extraordinare, Mini Ditka passed away on 11/20/16. Please join me in raising a glass in his honor one last time. He will be very missed
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
1. What other people are saying about him; 2. What other people are thinking about him; 3. His bank account. *Reads article* Damn, subby guessed right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former steel town has become major porn and dating hub. *subby books trip*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How long do you have left to live? Check your work with this online life expectancy calculator. Apparently subby died a week ago Tuesday
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What can be done for white liberals who have to deal with their conservative relatives this Thanksgiving, now that Trump has won the election? Subby suggests bring a Muslim friend and open carry, but subby's a little confrontational
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Just because dangerous toys may have been recalled from stores doesn't mean they're still not for sale online. Subby still trying to find a Bag O'Glass but no luck
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Tue November 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So why is everybody obsessed with the NES Classic system? Subby still wants one himself, and is wondering who within FARKland has one to tell him about it?
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Sun November 20, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
It took Connor McJesus 64 games to do what subby did in 3 games on NHL 96
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since David Petraeus is being considered for Sec. of Defense, Bill "You Can't Explain That" O'Reilly says that while not being careful w/classified info is a grave sin, it's okay if you intentionally give it away. Subby can explain that
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
There is a fan club for those who like soft rock. Subby was going to scoff, but Sailing mellowed him out
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Fri November 18, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Despite there being video proving otherwise, "Trump has never advocated for any registry... that tracks people based on their religion." and that's when Rachel Maddow loses it and, to be honest, so is subby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jurassic Park might be a reality soon, so who wants to see the big dinosaurs with Subby?
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Thu November 17, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Suck It Up, Buttercup" lawmaker/and potential University of Iowa Fiction Writers Workshop wunderkind Bobby Kaufmanm leads by example by hanging up on a journalist and curling into the fetal position
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Due to a quirk in the new California recreational marijuana law, medical marijuana is tax free until 2018. Subby thinks he knows what was going on at that initiative drafting party
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man turns to ID theft after wife leaves him for an Elvis impersonator. No, Subby is not having a stroke
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to find one of these discontinued never-to-be-minted-again coins from Dead On Paper. Anyone have suggestions on where to look besides eBay? Coin forums seem to be mostly interested in currency only
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know shiat's farked up in Washington when even the lobbyists have no clue what's going on
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent? "Superfetation is extremely rare. It is a medical phenomenon so rare there are only 10 medically documented cases of it in the world"
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby asks: "Is there a spell that works to turn me into a mermaid? I'm looking for serious answers only, so don't come in here claiming mermaids don't exist. I don't need your negativity"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for that great unknown singer or band that should be a lot more well known. (Link goes to subby's favorite, who even has Unknown in his name)
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
79-year-old father (who's battling cancer) says it's time for assisted living. What should subby be on the lookout for when visiting various places? All tips and advice welcome
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Fri November 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not quite the White House, but Barack Obama's new digs post-presidency aren't too shabby
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Donald Trump's transition team is assembling like a super-lobbyist Voltron." Presumably this is the triple humping robot version that never made it stateside
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Subby: "You know what we haven't had on Fark in a long time?" Cat: "Meow?" Subby: "No, we haven't had a tipping thread." Cat: (licks self) Subby: "Exactly. Maybe the admins are distracted and think this is a cat story"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama and Melania Trump met in White House today. Subby hopes she used the opportunity to congratulate her on her wonderful RNC speech
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Subby hates lists, but relented because Trump. Pizza Hut. WWE
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Wed November 09, 2016
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Behold the power of this fully operational play room. Tag is for subby's nephew who is the cancer patient in the article
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Guardians Of The Galaxy" director James Gunn passionately opposes fans "I Am Groot" write-in ballot campaign. Subby's voting for Rocket Raccoon, because he isn't 100% a dick
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pregame is over, the server hamsters are warming up, Subby's on his second pack of smokes and third bottle of gin, and the polls are starting to close. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby thinks we need a thread for funny Election headlines. Because I don't think we will need to write any today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "My nipples have been shamed". Meanwhile, subby anxiously awaits the greenlight email
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Today is our independence day." Subby would prefer if he would just go quietly into the night and vanish already
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just picked up a 24 pack of Widmer Hef to compliment the gin, vodak, rum, and six bottles of whiskey already at the house. What are you planning to drink as the election results come in? (LGT subby's fav store for whiskey purchases)
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Italian priest blames earthquakes on gay unions. Subby is wondering if that is the Teamsters or UAW
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
This is the headline that doesn't end. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some Subby started typing it, not knowing what it was, but he'll just keep on typing it forever just because
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Mysterious "Alaskan Ice Monster" filmed by BLM. Comments say it's maybe a massive sturgeon, a zombie salmon, a wayward shark, a scabby whale, a "beavergator," but it definitely has tentacles. Surely Fark can do better
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The FBI is Trumpland." Subby does not want to take a ride on the Pussygrabber
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
FBI opens internal investigation after the Records Vault twitter account goes rogue. Subby is sure this will in no way turn out like when any other law enforcement agency investigates itself
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R) breaks precedent by not releasing tax returns this year. Subby guesses he's too ashamed to make public how much ransom he had to pay to escape Trump's servitude
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Fri October 28, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Pornhub offers to buy Vine: "Six seconds is more than enough". Subby is relieved
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor on the $1.9 million the city spent on penis pills, "It stiffens my resolve." Subby would have gone with , "At least we didn't spend it on hookers and blow this time"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Breakthrough in Neural Grafting using nano-electrodes will lead to advances in neuroscience, as well as Mind-Machine Interface, if Subby recalls his Alpha Centauri tech tree correctly
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's chances are about the same as losing a game of Russian Roulette. That's about the best analogy Subby has seen this election season
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks perfectly recreates infamous rap from hit movie Big 28 years later. Subby still trying to remember if he was even on the planet at that time
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Indiana basketball player claims Bobby Knight WAS a ball buster
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Comcast and AT&T sue the City of Nashville because their lobbyists haven't had time to grease decision makers
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
As subby continues to disappoint his family by producing 0 grandchildren, a woman in Turkey is up to 415
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Leftist rock band? How square. Subby's going to pitch a dubstep trio of Alex P. Keaton-lookalikes that vote for Gary Johnson
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pokémon developer explains what it's like inside a pokeball. Subby liked Robot Chicken's explanation better
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Think you're safe because you locked down all your ports and scrubbed little Bobby Tables? Linux exploit discovered, and it's a big one
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 162 with Alexander Shlemenko vs Kendall Grove. Also Bobby Lashley vs Josh Appelt. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the 100 worst horror films of all-time. Strangely absent is Subby's favorite- Troll 2
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
MN Supreme Court rules that BB guns are NOT firearms, despite fierce opposition by lobbying group, Mother's of One-Eyed Kids Association of America
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Town of 200 residents told that one of them is a murderer, unable to figure out who it is despite knowing the suspect's age and that they are not in town. Subby thinks he knows why the crime went unsolved for so long
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Mon October 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
US high school graduations reach record high, surprising news as Subby thought he had record high at his 1970s HS graduation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Painkiller addicts don't find babies cute, worrying doctors as well as Subby, who apparently should be taking horse tranquilizers or something
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 16 condiments that are actually not good for you at all. Now can somebody please pass Subby the ketchup bottle?
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Former Giant Bobby Johnson, who was once homeless, reunited with 1986 Super Bowl ring he sold off years ago
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
US in top 10 of empathy. That's good. Empathy is not necessarily a good thing. That's bad. Saudi Arabia also high in empathy. That's good. No, wait, bad. No, good. Subby gives up. That's good, trust me
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
The Tulsa World has a helpful slideshow on the upcoming ballot initiatives in OK. Especially the 'Keep Killin' Em," "Ag Lobby Über Alles," and "Because Jesus" ones. Stay derpy, Okies
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Thu October 13, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Did the Clintons cash in on Haiti's earthquake back in 2010? Subby has his 'shocked' face on
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Wed October 12, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
You knew this was coming. Canada's PC crowd has a problem with the name Cleveland Indians. They want the media to simply refer to them as Cleveland. Subby would suggest the name Hellhole but that may confuse people with Detroit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you and your friends are planning to run up to Canada next year for your 21st birthday and celebrate with some legal marijuana, are you? Subby suggests that you hold off on making your reservations for now
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
At Tokyo air show, top Japanese military and aerospace firms will lobby government to develop $40 billion next-generation stealth fighter for self-defense from China and North Korea. Sure you could use it in a sneak attack, but who would want to?
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Derpbert says he now endorses Gary Johnson, and that all Hillary supporters should do so as well. Subby sees no ulterior motive in this ploy whatsoever
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby would watch the Olympics if their version of cycling would be like this
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby got the bike back out over the weekend and rode for the first time in several months. 48 hrs later he is still very saddle sore. Any suggestions on how to avoid this? Difficulty: only rode 10 miles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rutgers lost to Michigan so badly that the Rutgers band started playing the Michigan fight song. Subby can't decide whether he should laugh or cry
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
So long to Bobby Breen, possibly the most obscure person on the Sgt. Pepper's cover
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that will positively shock, SHOCK I SAY, you: Trump campaign was being advised by a Russian lobbyist not named Paul Manafort
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 most popular Halloween costumes for your pets, for you people that take the holiday much too seriously. Subby will now dress his dog as a barking spider
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do, commas, still, matter,? Subby, is, asking, for, a, friend
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Tue October 04, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Titans fire special teams coordinator Bobby April. Expected to interview candidates Chris Pike and Jim Kirk tomorrow
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Sun October 02, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New book reveals the common foods we're all mispronouncing the names of. Except for subby, who is the kind of food prat you don't ask for dinner twice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times writer received Trump's tax records 9 days ago, notes that it was postmarked NYC with a return address of Trump Tower. Subby doubts Trump knew where his 1995 returns were located. So was it a disgruntled employee or his own campaign?
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
One more olive branch Clinton will get no credit for: Zero lobbyists on her transition team, practically unheard of in presidential politics
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Now that Elon Musk has unveiled his plans to colonize Mars, the real question remains: who gets to go? Subby has his bags packed, just saying
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Fri September 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump deposition video released. Subby's no body language expert, but the Donald is totally on the defensive during the entire thing. I guess it's because he sorta almost kinda acknowledges that he farked up calling Mexicans rapists
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has had some bad luck when it comes to gambling and going on various trips, what's the best way to remove a curse so he has better luck with all of these things?
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Thu September 29, 2016
(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Can Team Europe stay alive? Can Team Canada can-can their way to a championship? Can Tim Hortons FINALLY get Subby's order right? World Cup of Hockey championship round Game 2 @ 8 PM ET (ESPN2, CBC, TVAS)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland admires Julia Roberts for calling off their wedding back in 1991. Subby wants whatever it is that Kiefer is smoking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pretty much admitted to not paying Federal taxes. Makes him "smart." Fine. Now we know you don't pay taxes, so why not make it public? Subby's theory: What's on his taxes is more sinister than not paying taxes
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Wed September 28, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Apple's new London HQ to be located where 30 foot pigs have been known to fly. Subby is pretty sure you can expect a return of psychedelic iMac colors
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The outdated system that waits a day to post your checks is getting an update. Subby posted this after 2pm, so you will see this post tomorrow morning
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are ten food mashups you really should try. Now who would like to try a hamdog with Subby?
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Mon September 26, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Travelling hip-hop group teaches physics. To be fair, that's probably a better idea than subby's failed 'learn computer science with bagpipers and mimes' experiment
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