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188 headlines found matching 'BBY'
Wed October 18, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Every state's most important food innovation. Subby's wife was born and raised in South Dakota and has never heard of chislic
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy insults Gold Star families (again), Jefe whines to Judiciary committee about unfairness, and subby has no booze to help with this shiat. This is YOUR MSNBC Evening news thread, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Inter-racial marriage is spiritual AIDS, says right wing religious nut job. on a related note, subby just won evangelical bingo, so there's that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore now tied with his Democratic opponent, according to a poll by libby Fox News
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Tue October 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Subby never knew there was a "Whiskey Bible," but it has announced the best whiskey of the year
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No wonder subby never gets funnied in Fark threads, apparently funny people have higher IQs
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New research shows too much exercise can kill your sex drive. Subby's not taking any chances (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know what you're currently reading, and in true book club fashion, wants to know what you think of it and whether you'd recommend it. LGT what subby's reading (awesome book, highly recommended)
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Dehydrated goat hunters rescued from mountain. Subby usually hunts for dehydrated goat in the jerky aisle
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
TV news report leads man to old shirt, $24 million jackpot. Subby's old shirt just tells him wrong numbers to play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a story about a friend of subby, and the great work he does for children. I urge you all to help his cause
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the UK was hit by its worst storm since 1703. It was a big deal for us as we just didn't get hurricanes 'round these parts, plus the bloke on the telly said we weren't getting one. Subby slept through the whole thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby and his friends are having this big debate, was Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street brothers, best friends, or a gay couple? This could ruin your childhood
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is preparing to compete in an Ironman triathlon. Subby gets winded just walking to the fridge for more beer
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best cars from companies that no longer exist. Subby knows of one person that has one of these
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
17th annual Vermont tractor parade "inspires awe", was "highly anticipated", was "talked about all year". Subby couldn't go, he was too busy having sex with his gorgeous wife, Morgan Fairchild
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What's the most memorable meal you've eaten? Subby's was a baguette, .225 kilo of Pâté de Campange, some fromage and a bottle of beer, eaten on the sunny side of the Seine. What's your story?
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Anand Tech)
 
 
 
Seagate shipping 12TB helium-filled hard drives, with emphasis on consumer market, almost large enough for subby's pr0n collection
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that mass of dust that's located more than 1,000 light-years from Earth known as Tabby's star is not an "alien megastructure"...but it's not an "alien megastructure"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Members of Congress take far more money from Big Pharma than the gun lobby. So do they have blood on their hands from drug overdoses and opioid addiction?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Explosive bursts of methane followed by liquid make Subby question the sanity of a Mars mission
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Krispy Kreme)
 
 
 
Subby just had three Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast. What absurdly unhealthy things have you eaten lately?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How to deal with concern trolls? Subby's activist FB group has an outbreak and needs advice on how to not have to deploy real time moderation. (LGT Fark but Fark is not the subject)
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Sat September 30, 2017
(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll says that just over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive and don't care what other people think. Subby can't be bothered with those numbers as he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wait... they're rebooting Charlie's Angels again? What ever the hell for? (Subby looks at Kingsman's box office numbers) Oh yeah, well that makes sense now
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are ten almost-extinct words we need to start using right away. Subby hopes he didn't embrangle you about that snollygoster
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump describes his tax cut plan as "'giant, massive, the biggest ever". Then again that comes from a man who describes his incredibly tiny hands as 'normal sized' so subby would advise some caution
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Subby pulled this stunt, once, after reading "Steal This Book". Unfortunately, it was at a restaurant all the cops ate at. Detective Doug, thanks for your advice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite soup? Want to share a cup with Subby?
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Wed September 27, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Honest Trailers does 30th anniversary ST:TNG. Subby declares it is the best tribute to the series EVAR, and vanilla vodak is best vodak
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fixer Upper will be Aller Dunner after this season. You submitted this with a busted-down headline, and subby's all-in budget of $5 turned it into the best headline on the Entertainment Tab
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is asking this for a friend, but is anybody really going to boycott the NFL like they are calling for on Facebook and other media sources?
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Tombstones found on power plant property, meaning subby's Walking Dead/Godzilla fan fic mashup is one step closer to reality
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Dinosaur coprolites show they had something in common with Subby's ex: Crabs
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Subby would submit a thread for the NASCAR NyQuil Cup Series' latest Chaseoff race this week, but the prospect of 300 boring laps at Snooze Hampshire's Sominex 300 at 2pm ET on NBCSN has already put him out like a light
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Welcome to Vulcan, Alberta: where the locals have come to embrace the strangely costumed outsiders who appear because of their town's name, if only for the cash they bring. Subby forgets which Law of Acquisition this would satisfy
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation, conservative Catholic leaders are accusing the Pope of heresy. Subby didn't expect that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby wants to get a hibachi grill for his place but needs ideas on how to go about this
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The folks at IO9 are trying to settle an unsettleable argument: which Batman is the best Batman? Somehow, subby's vote for George Clooney keeps getting soundly ridiculed
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(Old Time Candy)
 
 
 
Subby saw a local store taking their Halloween stuff down and putting Christmas stuff out. While there's still time, what candy should he stock up on and which should he avoid?
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just scored a new electric pressure cooker from a thrift store for $12 and is super excited. On the left you see an example of the unit. On the right, I'd like some Fark Foodie ideas to try out in this baby. DIT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should we be celebrating my mom having sex or slut shaming her? Subby thinks it's great she has more sex than the pol tab combined. But they seem to think moms must be celibate
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
17 Nic Cage movies you didn't know existed. Subby admits to having seen 10 - how did you do?
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby's Geocities website is finally vindicated as Avril Lavigne is revealed to be the most dangerous person on the planet
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sterling K. Brown won the Emmy for Best Actor in a Drama series in an historic win. His speech was epic, his speech was motivated by political--[MUSIC PLAYS OFF SUBBY'S HEADLINE]
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(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Subby is just now starting episode 1 of "The Walking Dead." In honor of this, please post all those awesome pics of that guy yelling jokes at the kid
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan joins Gorilla on commentary for a match with Andre the Giant vs Macho Man
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
How soft serve ice cream, or as subby prefers to call it, "air cream," has slowly taken over the restaurant world
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Screaming Hairy Armadillos: Not just subby's Limp Bizkit cover band, but also a great way to vicariously express your angst
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Senators introduce a bill to make credit freezes permanently free. They must have read subby's post about Equifax
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's been forty years since subby bought the first Talking Heads album and then saw them with Elvis Costello opening
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(Institute for Canadian Citizenship)
 
 
 
Subby became Canadian citizen today, got free admission to Canadian museums for a year. Help him decide where to go. LGT list of participating museums
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(Metro)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Nutmeg the Tabby...World's oldest cat dies at the age of 32 (that's 144 in cat years) of heart failure. At least he lived a long good life and was spoiled rotten
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Much like subby's socks, Mars has a porous crust
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
There can be no coexistence with evil. Yes you are right, subby totally denounces you and all you stand for. If subby is going to hell so be it, at least subby won't be spending eternity with you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Analyst thinks there's a scenario that could cause iPhone X intenders to buy Samsung phones. Subby thinks that it might rhyme with gold head glands
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese robot dog can sniff feet and "faints" if they're smelly. In subby's case it would most likely just short-circuit and blow up
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
You are never going to guess what Equifax was lobbying for right before they got hacked. No, not that, you perv. Gutting regulations, but I liked your idea better
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump attacks people who write books about him despite having no direct connections to him. Subby wonders if that includes his "Art of the Deal" ghost writer
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
How James Dyson created a $3 billion vacuum empire, and how Subby had an old headline pun that was just collecting dust
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Tim Murphy (R-PA) just got busted wide open in a sex scandal involving a woman half his age and only 2 years older than his daughter. Subby is sure the media will treat this with the same scrutiny as Anthony Weiner
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Sat September 09, 2017
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
If music makes sex better, subby has been doing it wrong all this time by playing 'Yakety Sax'
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
So, this house exploded right down the street from subby. Unfortunately, it was occupied
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Thu September 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can't believe it but subby agrees with a Republican, Sour Patch Kids are disgusting. Candy should be sweet. But it seems he is wrong about everything else
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Little girl tells InfoWars reporter he's a "farking idiot." Subby blames today's parents, chemtrails
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bribery 101: Charge exorbitant amounts of money for a "golf membership" so "friends" and CEOs can lobby the president in person while watching him slice another bogey
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For you French Farkers: Subby's friends are visiting Paris. What are the best places to hit for food, drink, and culture?
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Rajah)
 
 
 
Will reigns get fed to the inCenarator? Will anyone care of Enzo and Gable? Can subby manage to type this with no typos on his phone? It's your live Raw thread Starting at 8pm eastern on USA
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Sun September 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Being married alters your brain and personality forever, just ask Subby's wife about how Subby went from independent radic....coming honey, sorry, I'll do it right away...gtg folks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. anti-vaxxer denied entry to Australia. Subby claims triple bonus points for using the name "Heckenlively" in a headline
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mueller is looking at Donnie's tax returns. Subby is typing this one-handed
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Thu August 31, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some see a man selflessly giving shelter to those in need. Subby sees a man who knows how much money is going to be spent on new furniture in Houston in the coming months
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Wed August 30, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Bobby Roode get revenge on Roderick Strong? CAN the Temple withstand Son of Havoc and Son of Madness' continuing feud? WHAT is the fate of the NXT Womens' Title? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka claims Trump wants him to support his presidency "from the outside". Subby approves and would like to point out great strategic outside support positions: Bermuda Triangle, Congolese jungle, South Pole, North Korea
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby is funding the plundering of Palestinian cultural heritage, possibly by digging it up and putting glitter on it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's tax reform plan prioritizes American voters, not lobbyists: An editorial written in crayon by Corey Lewandoski, lobbyist who will benefit from said reform plan
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Some Reading Guy)
 
 
 
Subby stuck with small children in the house, needs recommendations on what picture books to read to them. It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, babysitter edition
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado: More drivers in fatal accidents are testing positive for high levels of THC. The local marijuana lobby: There's no proof of a connection, man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has his Fantasy Football draft today. He goes 2nd overall in a 10-team league, and the first person is thinking about David Johnson of the Cardinals. Should he draft Le'Veon Bell, Antonio Brown, or someone else?
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here's how much the top TV hosts get paid. Where can Subby sign up to be one?
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Now that Game of Thrones is approaching its conclusion, what sci-fi or fantasy series would you like to see next on the small screen? One that the author has finished writing, for preference. LGT subby's choice
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Guy boasts about lasting 13 minutes with Kate Upton. Subby would have made it that long, but had to stop because of a paper cut
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones stars Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner (okay) impersonating Ned Stark (subby interested) singing Sir Mix a Lot (annnnd sold)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans 'triple talaq' law, in which a man could divorce his wife simply by saying 'I divorce you' three times, further derailing Subby's plans to stand outside Trump tower and say 'I impeach you, I impeach you, I impeach you'
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Sun August 20, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man being investigated for actual voter fraud. That man happens to be Attorney General Josh Hawley, best known as the attorney in the Hobby Lobby case
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis tarred and feathered. Check that. Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway monument tarred and feathered. In Arizona. Because subby still had some sanity left, and that could not be allowed to continue
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your age can predict how much sex you should be having each week and over a year. Hmm... according to these calculations, subby must be around 110
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Gencon starts today, a sold out show for its 50th anniversary. Are you headed to the best four days in gaming? Subby will be running some RPGs this weekend
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Rando Music Site)
 
 
 
Time for a midweek music argument. What's the best album, start to finish, taken as a whole. Subby's vote is for Nick Lowe, "Jesus of Cool/Pure Pop For Now People"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A scale for racism and how it is a mental illness to the left, vehement whataboutisms in response to the right. Huh, Subby just noticed how appropriate those directions can be sometimes
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Pantone creates a new color in honor of Prince named "Love Symbol #2", which is admittedly better than Subby's suggestion of "Royal Purple"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's a metaphor here, but subby's too busy laughing to bother with anything clever
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Thu August 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Technology exists to eliminate nearly all table saw accidents. Fark: The power tool industry has been lobbying against implementing it for 14 years
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While Hawaii is bringing back duck and cover drills, Washingtonians discover that it is against State law to prepare for a nuclear attack. It's a good thing Subby only lives 6 miles from Joint Base Lewis-McChord, so it will be quick and painless
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Drew McIntyre and Bobby Roode come to blows? WHO will move to the semi-finals of the Cueto Cup? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
70% of all condo purchases at Trump-branded properties are all-cash transactions with hidden buyers. Which is a common way drug lords and kleptocrats launder their dirty money. But that's perfectly legal thanks to intense lobbying by the RE industry
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Peel P50 is but he WANTS one ..just as soon as he can sell his 4 wheel whatever the hell it is for £90,000 (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Subby predicts 17 named storms, 6 hurricanes, and 2 major hurricanes, neither hitting the US. Place your bets, and let's see how it turns out. $5 ante to participate
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mormons excommunicate one of their leaders for the first time in decades and no one will say why. Article to the left, betting pool to the right. Subby is putting his money on "goat stuff"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just bought a ticket for his first ever WNBA game (Dream/Sun). What should he expect?
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Afraid Trump and Pruitt will bury the EPA's climate report, someone accidentally drops a copy in the lobby of the New York Times
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Alt-right activists call for Google boycott after employee is fired for anti-diversity paper. Subby welcomes the idea and would like to encourage them to boycott the entire internet since women and minorities are using it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Developers in Dubai planning underwater mansions. Subby meantime stuck with underwater mortgage
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this just so you can see a rare sight: a Donald Trump claim rated by Politifact as "Mostly True"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Subby uses a VPN when surfing the web (you should too) and gets surprising ads on certain sites. This link from WaPo served me Russian ads
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are myths that you probably think are facts. Now, where is Subby's Viking helmet?
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
CCA threatens to close a NM for-profit prison unless it gets 300 new inmates in the next 60 days. Subby reckons they haven't thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Seven ways beer is good for you on your left, to the right people telling how they're improving their health. Subby just opened a Session lager himself
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby, for one, is glad to see that someone recognizes the cultural importance of one of the best films ever
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Associated Press' weekly roundup of fake news stories, which of course is just an attempt to divert attention from the AP's own fake news stories. You can't fool subby, AP libtards
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Subby excited to learn that his social security number, along with everyone else's in his county was "accidentally" emailed to the GOP today
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Trump supporters lining up early to attend Trump rally in West Virginia. Subby's Mom lives in Huntington, and he just called to ask if she was attending. She called him a dirty word
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Everybody gets a nickname, right stinky?" - All nicknames have merit, except for "subby"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but according to DHS, Stephan Miller was lying about legal immigration being at an all time high. Someone, please fetch Subby his fainting couch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If President Duterte thinks that 'Kim Jong-un is a chubby-faced maniac playing with dangerous toys', then perhaps we should really worry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House waives environmental laws to allow border construction. Subby wants to know if he can "waive" public intoxication laws
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom almost goes blind from holy water, which seems counter to all the holy water stories subby has heard previously
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: White House wants to investigate universities for reverse racism. Not News: Subby still can't bring himself to type "Trump" and "Administration" back to back
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Banks moving jobs from London is now so repetitive a tale, subby likely needs a good joke in the headline for a green: three bankers walk into a bar in London and the barman says 'Sorry, we've closed down. Lack of custom. Take your joke elsewhere'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, While my wife was in the hospital on life support I started having hot sex with my mother-in-law and... sorry, subby has to go barf. Just click to the left (Not safe for work)
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
Did the Right Wing capitulate on the culture war? Nickelodeon has a cartoon with actual gay parents and a lesbian teen and Subby hasn't heard a call to boycott
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out all the kerfuffle over the Keystone XL pipeline may be a moot point, as TransCanada just realized oil prices aren't going up anytime soon. Also, spellcheck changes "kerfluffle" to "kerfuffle" and now subby is very confused
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Fri July 28, 2017
(United Nations)
 
 
 
The fight against hepatitis is still a tough slog, but we're winning. Subby's doing his part with some controlled cirrhosis burns
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Department of Education hasn't approved a single loan forgiveness application since January 20. Subby can't put his finger on it, but he thinks something else significant happened that day
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In news overshadowed by crazy Mooch, Senate committee heard yesterday about Sergei Magnitsky, his murder, Vladimir Putin's billions stashed in the West, and Russian lobbying by the lawyer who met with Kushner and Trump Jr. .. LOUDER, Mooch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls reporters rude, for asking him to clarify his policy proposal to ban transgender individuals from military service. Yeah, subby thought it was rude when my professor asked me to defend my thesis too, but I did it anyway
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP Motown's Bobby Taylor, the man who discovered the Jackson 5, could hit more notes than Patti LaBelle, met 3 presidents and had illustrious backing band members such as Tommy Chong on guitar and Jimi Hendrix on bass
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psychiatric hospital in Belgium is home to one of the world's largest collections of human brains. No word on how many are Abby Normal
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Let's play a game: Post a question that has never, in all of history, been asked. Subby's question: "Who would win in a fistfight? Jennifer Goines from 12 Monkeys or Q from Star Trek:TNG?"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to save the planet, you could eat a vegan-based diet or walk your only child to school every day. But if you really want to make a difference, you should lobby, protest, and innovate for changes that alter society's norms
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Animation of earthquakes in Oklahoma and parts of adjoining states from 2004-16. Size of dots and volumes are proportional to equake strengths. Subby recommends watching all the way to the end
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom at hospital forced to wait three hours with her dead baby in a bag, which was subby's favorite Loudon Wainwright tune back in the day
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(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Sounds like it's just about the right time for subby to hit on Halle Berry
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has $20,000 for a car. Preference is for new or CPO. In that situation, what would you buy and why?
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
♫♫ "Traveling through the town of Dundrum. A knife-welding man, he met a Muslim. He wanted to be stabby, he made him nervous, He calmed him down and made him breakfast" ♫ ♪
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Filing a false police report can result in jail time. Especially when you send fake texts that purport to be from some poor guy who didn't want to date you. Subby's just assuming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just saw an Indian Motorcycle and the license plate said "Squaw" is that sexist, racist, cultural insensitive, cultural appropriation or just a silly thing
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Will Dougie Jones finally snap out of it? What's the deal with Diane getting texts from Evil Bob Cooper? Is Bobby gonna cry again? Where's Audrey and who is Jerry Horne's foot working for anyway? You better believe it's Twin Peaks Sunday again, 9pm ET on Showtime
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can someone please explain to subby what the hell is going on here? Preferably with simple words and maybe a graph or two? Seriously...who the hell is Miles Morales?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever raised an animal for its fur, meat, etc.? Subby is thinking about raising and breeding rabbits for both fur and meat. Any advice to give?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family welcomes first girl born in 137 years. Huh? But then how is babby formed?
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Known liberal lib libby rag The Weekly Standard says that by caving into Putin, Trump has damaged America more than any Russian propaganda ever could
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Wed July 12, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Heavy Machinery break down against the Authors of Pain? WHAT surprises are in store for the 2nd round of the Cueto Cup? CAN Subby make it home in time for "Wrasslin' Wednesday", starting @ 9pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you thought the $3 million fine for Hobby Lobby for naively being involved in single illegal antiquities purchase in 2010 was a bit steep it was because 2010 was the last in a long line of naively being involved in illegal antiquities purchases
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Retail stores run scared as Amazon quickly approaches in the rear view mirror
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Subby accidentally misread this as 'Mel Brooks'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by gator in gatored community. She shoulda known it would happen. Subby appreciates using same joke twice in one week
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gator attacks Florida Man diving for golf balls, further proving Subby's "never mess with an alligator's balls" philosophy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Republicans debate 'Plan B' if Obamacare repeal fails." Hobby Lobby does NOT approve
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is piercing a baby's cheek child abuse while circumcision is not? Stubby doesn't think so but read on
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Sun July 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby is going to a Roger Waters concert this week. Any tips on a way to meet him that don't involve spending tons of money or kidnapping?
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Subby had no idea there were this many Spider-Men. And what the hell was up with "Spider-Cat"? Did they pass on drug testing at Marvel Comics that year?
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases new update to Windows 10, bringing it almost up to date with macOS Sierra. And yes, subby went there
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Fri July 07, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Naked and drunk Florida man arrested in hotel lobby on charges of exposure of sexual organs. Police probably had difficulty finding out his name, as he kept saying he was Long
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby has tickets for "Hamilton." Listen to the soundtrack dozens of times beforehand so I know all the songs, or hear them for the first time at the show?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to find post-Tinder Netflix and chill leads to pregnancy. Subby surprised to find a news outlet thinks that's a story
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Thu July 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
President Shrub turns 71 today...and as much as it pains subby to admit it, we do miss him now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In news that only subby and maybe 3 other Farkers care about; Chris Froome is now in the yellow jersey
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Well, everybody in Western Montana is wide awake now. Subby's a little freaked out. How's everybody else doing?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Hobby Lobby used all that money they saved on contraception coverage for their employees to buy illegal Iraqi artifacts on the black market...you know, the ones ISIS was selling to fund their operations? Yeah, those
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Bobby Roode's title reign reach an un-Glorious conclusion? WHO will advance to the next round of the Cueto Cup? WHICH FARKERS nearly burnt their houses down last night? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article advises parents to give their kids stocks instead of toys. When subby was young he had some sticks instead of toys. They never paid off dividends but they were good enough for him
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The State)
 
 
 
Cemetery where subby's grandparents, cousin, father, and assorted other relatives are buried was vandalized last night. What the hell is wrong with people?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Guys, you should throw these things out of your closet, now. But Subby is not letting go of his board-short swim trunks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only lobbying force stronger than the NRA? The American Dental Association
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's July 1, and you know what that means: Canada Day, heading to the fireworks store to buy explosives for the 4th, and Bobby Bonilla collects his annual $1.19 million paycheck from the Mets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how much Donald Trump's personal assistant makes, now Subby wants that job
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Bobby Bonilla Day" - Benjamin Franklin, 1789
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you ever broken up with someone because they did not share your love of a particular piece of pop culture? Subby just found out his wife doesn't like Airplane, but that's not worthy of divorce
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to sell refurbished Note 7s with a new name, the "Fandom Edition." Subby would have gone with the "Phoenix"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Nikki Cross dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow"? WHO is the newest luchador to enter the Temple? WHAT SHOW got Subby to finally purchase Netflix? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
John Romero's old Doom II floppies sell for over $3000. Subby's well-worn stack of ASCII pr0n floppies must be worth at least half that, assuming you can pry them apart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin sues New York Times because they implied her rhetoric may have had something to with Gabby Giffords being shot. It is hard to believe anyone would be incited to do anything by the word salad coming out of Sarah Palin
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally-not-a-lobbyist Corey Lewandowski quietly inked a deal with Venezuela's state-owned oil company Citgo to represent its interests in the US, which may soon include getting the US to okay a sale of itself to Russian oil giant Rosneft
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Man linked to Michael Flynn's lobbying deal is apparently one "Austin Powers"
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what a "Baby Driver" or an "Ansel Elgort" is, but it was getting a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes when this headline was submitted
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In honor of the publication of the first Harry Potter book, "The Philosophers Stone," the NYT has a specially themed crossword puzzle today. Available free for ten days. Subby did it in 15:09
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Windows 10 S promises many good things. It currently doesn't deliver." Subby is shocked....shocked I tell you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Symba - the 35lb "tubby tabby" - has been adopted. He is getting used to his new surroundings and trying to convince his new slaves not to start his diet and exercise programs until after Caturday
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists can now erase specific memories from a snail's brain. Big deal, subby can erase a whole weekend's worth with a gallon of vodak
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's your favorite One Hit Wonder? Subby would say either Turning Japanese by The Vapors or Touch of Grey by The Grateful Dead
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Wed June 21, 2017
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Subby knows a Filipina stripper who can aim, fire & reload
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