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149 headlines found matching 'BBY'
Wed October 22, 2014
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Subby finds the ONE article on the whole internets that treats Renee Zellweger with respect concerning her aging
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Tue October 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL week 8 power rankings are exactly as they should be. Reasons why subby is wrong to the right
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now time for subby to fill out his ballot. Colorado candidates for governor. Republican: Bob Beauprez. Democrat:John Hickenlooper. Green:...oh you have got to be trolling me
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two Ohio schools have closed because an employee flew on a Frontier Airlines jet that may have previously carried an ebola patient. By the same logic, subby has probably slept with Kate Upton. Score
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(150)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rate of mass shooting has tripled since 2011 according to long-term scientific study. Good news though, according to subby's study, mass shootings are down 1000% in the last 72 hours
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Tue October 14, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists say plants absorb more CO2 than thought. Subby says Halloween is a good excuse for a dry ice party
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(34)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Thief throws dagger at homeowner. DOBBY, NO
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(56)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How to reduce your odds of being given a ticket during a traffic stop. Whining, cringing and sniveling not on list, but subby's not ashamed to admit to them
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Sat October 11, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vote for your favorite 2015 Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame nominees. Subby likes Lou Reed, The Smiths and N.W.A
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(94)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Flickr feed of all the vintage Halloween masks you'll ever need. Subby supposes you could print and wear them, too
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(2)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "how does a spider decide where to build its web?". Surprisingly, "by finding a guaranteed spot where subby is going to run into it face first" is not the answer...but should have been
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(49)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
People with tattoos and piercings lobby Canadian government to make it illegal for employers not to hire someone just because they have a snake tattoo and eight pounds of metal in their face: "You can't just remove your tattoos for the day"
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cheers to those we have lost. Subby's uncle just died. He was an awesome guy willing to pick you up 100 miles away if your car broke down at 3am. Subby has been asked to hold off heading to the hospital, so sharing the pain
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Wed October 01, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Hot sexy bare bellies and sweaty hairy chests, this NYC Cabby pinup calendar for 2015 has them
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby for one is shocked, SHOCKED I say, that LaRon Landry has been suspended for PED use
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(12)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Tetris movie is in the works... that's bad....made by the guy who made Mortal Combat... that's worse.... aiming to be "a very big, epic sci-fi movie"...*subby withers on floor in pain*
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(73)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fresh after saying the students protesting the conservative white washing of AP history should leave the US, Gretchen follows up by blaming liberals for all the censorship. Frankly, Subby thinks she can go @#$% off
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Thu September 25, 2014
(France 24)
 
 
 
Putin foe Khodorkovsky 'ready to lead Russia'. Subby ready to ride his unicorn through Narnia on the way to his polygamous marriage to Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jessica Rabbit
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out the senator who told Gillibrand he "liked his girls chubby" is deceased. Degree of difficulty: not Ted Kennedy
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(126)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Subby has 3 days left with his beloved dog. After that the Xwife is taking to parts unknown.. Need recomendations on how to enjoy the time left with my pet before I never see it again
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(73)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Remember when great cars were as important as the stars in the movies? Subby adjusts his belt onion, shoos the neighborhood kids away from his lawn, and remembers the glory days of Hollywood car culture
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Fri September 19, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a tough one: What's more important to a beer...water or hops and barley? Don't worry, the lobbyists will sort it out
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(57)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know if the hipsters will like or dislike the news that a Russian firm is acquiring iconic American brewer Pabst
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A LA attorney faces a possible six-month suspension for posting more than 50 photoshopped pics on her firm's website that portray her mingling with big-time celebrities. Subby's seen quite a few shops. I can tell by the pixels that they're fake
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that subby and TFA author apparently know the same "formerly rich" guy living in a cardboard box in the park. Small world
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(19)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Evil mega-corporations, which are totally not people, are engines for positive social change...in the NFL. Subby is so confused on who to hate now
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(58)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You may have taken your metal detecting hobby too far when the bomb disposal robot turns up at the door (with awesome Man Cave pics)
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(63)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds that Boston Bruins fans are the most foul-mouthed in sports. Subby thinks that this survey is a bunch of BS, that the farking moron who conducted it can EABOD
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(62)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Hobby Lobby decision, answering questions from the government about labor practices now qualifies as violating someone's sincerely held religious beliefs
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
At that rate this is all going, how much longer before Europe returns to a city-state map and just forgoes all attempts at maintaining geographical-based nation states? And yes, subby studied political science, how can you tell?
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bible-pushing Christians open the door for Satanic activity books in Florida schools. Wow...Dick and Jane sure have changed since subby was a kid, and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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(129)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now you can turn the tables on Tech Support Scammers. Subby just prefers the time-honored technique of seeing how much of their time he can waste
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(23)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that a wife's happiness is more crucial than her husband's in keeping marriage on track. Geez, after 39 years of marriage, Subby would've told them that for free
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(43)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(SFist)
 
 
 
Members of the Drag community, rappers and showbiz folk irked by Facebook's mass deletion of "fake name" accounts. Subby hopes they never sniff out 'Eduardo Winklevoss'
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(60)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Other than anesthetized, the 10 best states to have babby
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(45)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
20 years later, Bill Clinton's major crime bill is a complete failure. Take *that* libby libs
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(107)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Okay Mr. Presidentin' smrt guy. How do you plan on beating ISIS without sending in troops? You'd need some sort of flying machine that can be controlled from all the way over here and still blow them up. Check and mate, Lib lib libby lib lib
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's lawyer invents a new meaning for the word "hypothetically." Subby is hypothetically a millionaire cowboy astronaut playboy
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Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 4.7 million jobs available. Subby is still holding out for management
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(154)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Blaze reports, I kid you not, that Kirk Cameron's website has been hacked by Muslim terrorist hackers. There's so much derp clogging the tubes, Subby can't breathe
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"I hear people crying when I'm showering," so does subby, but subby doesn't live in Susan Powell's old house. She of course, was never found
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(79)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Washington lobbyist running for Senate in NH demands that people stop calling him a Washington lobbyist, even if he is a Washington lobbyist
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(35)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's friend is swimming the English Channel today to raise money for charity. Please help spread the word to raise a bit of money for a good cause
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(2)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Blind, deaf cyclist breaks leg after being struck by car. Maybe it's time to find a new hobby
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(63)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you can afford airfare to South Africa, you can go visit a site where scientists are digging remarkably complete skeletons of man's early relatives. Subby can't, but he can excavate australopithecines denying evolution in the right link (Not safe for work)
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't read the article just yet. First, enter the thread, and write down the very first most iconic shot in movie history that comes to mind. For subby, it's a Lockheed Electra on a foggy runway in Casablanca
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(97)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Subby and friends did another 48 hour film contest. We won a couple of awards for it. Our genre was science fiction, but also ended up making it a rock opera just for the hell of it. Any feedback would be appreciated
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(18)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Officials investigate why, for the second consecutive September, somebody fell several stories during a party at an MIT fraternity. Subby is betting on gravity again
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(34)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Navy builds a 12 million gallon indoor bathtub for playing with model ships. Subby's inner six year old is ecstatic
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(60)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Hey kids, want an extra week of summer vacation? Then get an amusement park to lobby the governor by telling him that tax revenues will suffer if the kids are busy, like, learning
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(66)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(87)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby's voices tell him to drink beer with his cat and that Drew Curtis is around every corner wanting to borrow five dollars
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(38)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Some celebrity's $3,000,000 custom built ride just arrived in San Diego. Subby is guessing it's Bieber's due to the subtle, understated paint job
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(107)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What songs do you like despite the fact their lyrics are awful? Subby thinks that most of Rush's work would fall into this cateogry
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(173)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an '80s Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(13)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Subby has never seen "The Notebook," but I'm sure as hell that it wouldn't inspire me to have sex with my half sister after watching it. In a parking lot. For the third time
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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(101)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pissing and moaning can be more beneficial to a workplace than a good attitude. This makes Subby the most productive worker ever
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
12 words native speakers say can't be translated outside their native tongue. Subby says that's an inaccuracy represented by excrement from the male of the bovine species
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(170)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for getting your kid to enjoy fine dining: consider employing bread as a vehicle for other foods, such as caviar or foie gras. That's the joke, because subby is poor
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(76)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(115)
 
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Who's behind the elusive 'Counter 3 . FIVE . VII' restaurant coming to Congress Avenue in Austin, TX? Subby's wife's cousin, that's who. If any Texas farkers wants to try it out, I may be able to get you a discount $$$
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(7)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article: you've been slicing cheese all wrong. Subby: I'm pretty sure I know how to cut the cheese
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(16)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
60% of Democrats are concerned about losing their current coverage and being dumped into the exchanges for ACA. Subby thought ACA was supposed to be the greatest thing since fire, the wheel, and agriculture
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(330)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now the gov't wants your car to text with other cars... this should end well. Subby can't wait to hack it
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(142)
 
(Leaving Fundamentalism)
 
 
 
Subby was raised in a hyper-strict fundamentalist school. If you're asking yourself 'I wonder if this ACE system is good for my farkling,' have a read of what it was like for Subby
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(16)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is preparing a hippie playlist for a "summer of '69' party". Difficulty: doesn't know of any hippie songs to use. Please help me
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(86)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The Sega Genesis turned 25 years old this week, and here are 25 reasons we still love it. Bonus: Subby de-slided it for you all to enjoy
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(140)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Subby hates to be the bearer of bad news but Sand Worms are a real thing now. Watch one in action here
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(95)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Its August, time for the annual "Is Moore's Law going to run into the laws of physics" article. All the usual suspects are mentioned, but subby is going to stick with Gordon Moore and his 49 year winning streak
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(65)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Because so many associate the name "Internet Explorer" with buggy, bloated software, Microsoft considers renaming it. Subby suggests "Gremlin," but has never been a marketing guru. Anyone have a better suggestion?
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(156)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Engadget)
 
 
 
New commercial imaging satellite holds the promise of Google Maps showing details as small as ten inches. No more naked sunbathing for Subby
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(43)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you brave enough to test your IQ and post the results? Subby got 162, but wasn't really trying
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(316)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Google is working to create an email encryption system that could resist government and hacker intrusion. Yahoo is mentioned as well, but subby just assumes they're just there to get the coffee
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(66)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hands down, this is subby's nomination for Mugshot of the Week: the guy accused of stabbing his son with pliers
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(43)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks GOP figures are a lot like '90s rock bands: Ron Paul is like Nirvana, Rand Paul like Pearl Jam and Ted Cruz is like Stone Temple Pilots. Subby thinks Fox News is a lot like Milli Vanilli
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(137)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adult musical chairs is all fun and games until you steal the chair from the chubby girl (w/video)
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(34)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Some people think it is cruel to strap iPads on tortoises, but subby still would like to see it
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(33)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Okay people it's time to confess that one meal you make when you had a shiatty day or you're really drunk or you did really well working out all week, etc. How do you do it up meal wise? Subby likes cheeseburger subs and guacamole
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(293)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde breastfeeds in restaurant (Not safe for work). Did subby mention his thesis? Regarding bacteria as plant pathogens, they can be beneficial or detrimental but less damaging than fungi. Expansion of DNA sequencing would yield less loss
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(138)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stabby kind of guy
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(21)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another reason to lose weight: "The more a man's fattening belly grows outward, 'the more it eats their penis.'" Subby hasn't seen his own penis in five years, but he's got a really confused boner right now
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(84)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Scientific study shows that people who read Harry Potter books are more likely to be open minded to other cultures. Subby puts on his Vulcan ears and storms off while quoting the Prime Directive
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(41)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Subby consumes twice as many fruits and vegetables as necessary, unless beer only counts as half a fruit, in which case he's right on target
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby fires pregnant employee who requested time off so she could give birth
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(320)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple plans to use Hobby Lobby decision to exempt women from anti-abortion laws. Hail Satan?
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(221)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How Google became our closest online confidante, which is why millions of people turn to it every day to answer personal questions such as "Does he love me?", "Why won't he have sex with me?" and "How is babby formed?"
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(21)
 
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Lack of sleep may lead to increase in risk of false memories, though subby swears the jello-wrestling bout with Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Wilde really happened, pinkie swear
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(56)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Godzilla 2 will pit the "King of the Monsters" against Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah. In other news, Subby just creamed his pants
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(60)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Muscle memory gets some fancy scientific validation. Subby even typed this without thinking
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(34)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: Chubby Checker, HP settle penis size app trademark suit
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(9)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The economy is so terrible that political staffers are having a tough time finding a job as a lobbyist after their boss loses an election. Thanks Obama
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(37)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Student designs new treadmill that washes your clothes, which is an upgrade from subby's treadmill which is just used to store clothes
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(12)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin: "God wants to impeach Obama." Well, that settles it. Subby will never vote for Obama again if it means avoiding eternal damnation
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(234)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Eye movements reveal differences between love and lust, explaining why all the women in Subby's life just roll their eyes at him
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet Jadav Payeng, the man who has single-handedly planted a forest larger than NY's Central Park. It now has visiting elephants, tigers and rhinos. Subby questions his life completely
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(24)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
What happens when you blast a diamond with lasers, compressing it as much as if you had dropped a large planet on it? Subby is betting she calls off the wedding
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby family: Our $800m D.C. Bible museum will save U.S. from 'very scary' future
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(220)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans respond to the Hobby Lobby decision by introducing a bill to decriminalize the purchase of birth control
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(186)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Does the Hobby Lobby ruling mean that individuals can refuse to pay taxes on anything they don't like, because religion?
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(148)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Siberian Mammoth calves yield trove of insights, validating subby's maxim that you can tell a lot about a woman from her calves
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(35)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Here are 27 television actors you may not have known were gay. Subby was going to mock this list, but didn't know Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter was gay. You win, list. You win
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(145)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three top billionaires write op-ed castigating Congress for "shortchanging America" and telling them to "get your act together on immigration reform." Of course, that would be libby-libs Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and ― WTFark? HIM?? REALLY???
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rolls Royce sales are up 33 percent worldwide. Subby plans to buy one right after his upcoming marriage to Candice Swanepoel
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(19)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
20 misconceptions about sex: Subby is shocked to learn that his 10.5 inch long EEE wide penis doesn't correlate to his shoe size
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(115)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Woman stops to take photo of a sweet little deer hanging out in front of a liquor store and fails to notice its scabby little head and the cute green foam frothing from its mouth
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(49)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
GM has found another 28,789 vehicles they haven't recalled yet. Subby lost count how many trifectas this would make
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(10)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hobby Lobby ruling may have been terrible in that it set a precedent for giving companies the religious freedom to freely shove religion down your throat, but the Democrats see this as a way to save their asses in November
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(392)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Florida DOT sign explains how babby is formed
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(81)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FOF (Friends Of Fark) Bret and Mary's travel blog is competing in a USA TODAY top 10 poll. Normally subby wouldn't troll here for votes, but they're currently in second place, and only the power of FARK can make the difference now
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(18)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Most beautiful babby of all time about to be born, stalked by paparazzi
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(59)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Family Research Council blames American Jews for undermining Israeli Jews by supporting marriage equality in the US. Subby is confused too
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(199)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
11 brilliant household tips from subby's cleaning woman. May also be handy for those of you who have to do your own cleaning
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(11)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but following the Hobby Lobby ruling, some religious organizations are openly campaigning to make it legal to openly discriminate against gays. The good news is their next target is the reinstitution of slavery
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(320)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
US National Weather Service graphic, showing tornado probability this week. The ten year old version of Subby is laughing hysterically
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(30)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(WYTV Youngstown)
 
 
 
Father threatens to behead daughter with sword after disagreement over what TV show to watch. Subby never got all the hype for Game of Thrones
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not only are America's nuclear weapons reliant on 8" floppies, security patrols still fly Huey helicopters built before subby was born
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(74)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giant penis declared "monumental in size." But enough about subby, check out this ancient graffiti
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(33)
 
(Lipstick Alley)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby twitter-supporter Holly Fisher posts a lib-trolling picture which backfires when people notice her pose and subject matter seem awfully familiar
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(408)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What company should be the one liberals love the most, for being socially conscious, paying amazing wages, etc. That's right the Hobby Lobby
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(273)
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Not News: Drunk guy uses hotel fire hose. News: Water from hose causes extensive damage with 500 guests evacuated. Fark: Water believed to have sparked fire in electrical room. WTFark: Sci-Fi convention cancelled (subby was there)
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(60)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protesters waste a warm California summer day protesting outside a Hobby Lobby in Cucamonga, dissuading nobody
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(383)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Subby has applied for 276 jobs at the state university that granted him a Masters Degree and gotten less than a handful of applications for his trouble. Can we not label it a "diploma mill" as well?
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(21)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
Need some new tunes for this holiday weekend? Subby's co-worker just dropped this brand new hot jam: It Takes Two (K-Funk's Melodic Club Remix) - Download now for FREE and START DANCING \o/
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(8)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
New study claims kangaroo first animal to use its tail as a leg. Obviously they've never seen subby in the shower
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(11)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision might have inadvertently pierced the "corporate veil" and made it easier for the owners of a corporation to be personally sued for the corporation's debts and other responsibilities
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(158)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Passionate kissing is "over" for couples once they've been married for three months, beating subby's over/under bet on 'three days'
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(118)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years
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(351)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dissent in the Hobby Lobby case is put to song
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(69)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "Nobody would dare use our Hobby Lobby ruling to justify discriminating against gay people." Fourteen anti-gay business representatives: "Challenge accepted"
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(288)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Takei: What if Hobby Lobby was run by Muslims imposing Sharia law on workers?
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(537)
 
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
I see your Hobby Lobby and raise you Maurice's BBQ who refused to serve African-Americans due to 'religious beliefs'
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(277)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
The only reason we still use the stupid penny? Zinc industry lobbyists
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(104)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Great, now we have to revisit the whole "religious liberty" thing since Hobby Lobby is getting us one step closer to violating the establishment clause
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
14 other companies that will compliment your Hobby Lobby boycott nicely. All that's left is that little bodega down the block
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's case is also going to get ruled on by the "Law of Unintended Consequences"
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(198)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Subby is guilty of 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 11, and 18
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(118)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby called out for hypocrisy... by Christians
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(336)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal tries to find Jesus, ends up at Home Depot
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(59)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Most people think that yesterday's Hobby Lobby decision was a big win for social conservatives, but maybe they shouldn't start sucking each other just yet
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(241)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for posting "lewd" photos of the Washington Monument to Facebook. Not safe for work if you work in a church in the 1800s. Subby thinks she looks like fun
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(125)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old hottie who piled on weight after being dumped by her boyfriend goes from flabby to super fit in 8 weeks, says she can't wait to show off her body to a new man (w/before and after pics)
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(98)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you speak Quiche? The Justice Department wants you. Subby's fluent in Quesadilla and Hot Pockets; what do I get?
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(29)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's all over now for Bobby Womack
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(27)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If Scotland get independence, what would the UK be called? The "Former UK" lobby may need to rethink that one
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers develop sensor capable of measuring goosebumps on the human body in real time. Ooh, subby just got chills
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(10)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Break)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, I have a friend but one day I might want to eat him
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(14)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A growing number of cities and states are making it illegal to ask job seekers if they have ever been convicted of a crime, finally relieving subby of having to explain that whole meth-fueled circus midget thing from the 80's
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(160)
 

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