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202 headlines found matching 'Automobile'
Wed October 18, 2017
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dammit, are you the one responsible for putting this crossing guard in my way?"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Some Niche)
 
 
 
Volvo announces yuppie lesbian competitor for the Tesla Model 3
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Somewhere, in the distance, Kevin Kline is seen murmuring to John Cleese, "You named your daughter after a car?"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maltese reporter who broke Panama Papers stories and was reporting on links between Malta's president and Azerbaijani passport ring killed in car bomb attack
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman is enjoying a nice relaxing retirement by skydiving, swimming with sharks and wing walking, insists stunts are 'no more dangerous than crossing the road when a car is coming'
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Probably not the craziest thing a person's ever done for their fandom, but... o_O
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Why yes officer, my truck is in A+ mechanical condition and I'm as sober as a nun
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently, the exhaust fumes are supposed to go OUTSIDE of the car. Apparently no one told the engineers at Ford this was how it was supposed to work
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
How does a 3-year-old child get left alone in corn maze after family goes home? Polygamous father explains, when you have so many kids, it's easy to miss one or more
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(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein lets the paparazzi know he's got their backs; "I've always been loyal to you guys, not like those farking pricks who treat you like shiat"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2017 will go down in history as the year the internal combustion engine died
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Wed October 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Arby's, we have the venison and the elk
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NVIDIA unveils next-generation platform for fully autonomous (no brake pedal or steering wheel, etc.) cars in its own bid to beat Skynet to the punch
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Mon October 09, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cruise buys Strobe for lidar for autonomous vehicles which, to your grandpa sounds like gobbledygook, which is ironic because he's the one we want off the road
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God may be your co-pilot, but don't pay attention to Jesus when he tells you to tailgate that cop
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Sun October 08, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Alicia encounters a lone survivor as she searches for supplies. Ofelia fights for survival as she gets split from Madison and Strand. Has Junkie Depp lost his conscience? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Car plows into pedestrians outside the Natural History Museum in London. Police responding
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind riding stolen motorcycle with revoked license notices the cops have his roommate pulled over in another stolen car, figures he may as well stop to ask what's going on
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Thu October 05, 2017
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Have you ever said, 'I wish I could find a Rolls-Royce knockoff with the style of a Toyota, including cheesy cloth seats'? Well, today is your lucky day
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Anchorage Police say they don't have the resources to chase car thieves, but if you do it yourself they do have the resources to charge you with reckless driving
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after crashing into five parked cars, all owned by the same family. Nothing suspicious about that
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, the officer didn't actually say "Stop having sex in the back of the vehicle"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
GM announces plans to go all electric over the next few years. Might be time to take some profit from those XOM shares your grandfather left you
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Sun October 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS continues their reign of terror, with an attack in... Edmonton?
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Fri September 29, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How many steering wheels do you expect a self-driving car to have?
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your cop uncle is out of town. Do you 1. Wear his uniform to impress your girl | 2. Take his patrol car and pull over people | Spoiler Alert: Both
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're running late for court, using fake police lights on your car while trafficking ecstasy and meth is a really bad idea
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Russia...
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who was too cheap to pay for airport parking parks her car in front of a man's home before she goes on vacation. The man decides to wrap her car in thick cellophane
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you've had too much to drink, call an Uber to drive you home. Not an 8-year-old girl
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia threatens to make Takata airbag recall compulsory, noting that nation is already full of things jonesing to kill you, and that defective airbags need not be one of those things
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
2017: You can now ride an electric scooter that is powered by a treadmill the rider walks on
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
18-year-old Illinois man steals bulldozer, runs over squad car, leads police on chase and ends with a faceplant on the pavement. Tah Dah (with video suitable for Yakety Sax)
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man being pursued by state police breaks off chase to fill out job application
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
69 diesel-gate Volkswagens stolen from purgatory
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Mon September 18, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Few things qualify as more hoonigan than doing a burnout in a car being towed on a trailer
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Koala survives 10-mile ride clinging to four-wheel drive axle. CRIKEY
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Court asks if donkey at fault for mistaking orange sports car for carrot
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Wed September 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tesla over-the-air software updates might introduce minor problems, such as the brakes not working
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Man disguises himself as car seat. . . FOR SCIENCE
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Tesla: We meant to do that
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rejiggered traffic cams help catch Phoenix wrong-way drivers. The rejiggered cams alert controllers to call police. Completely rejiggered cams will flash the driver. I just like saying rejiggered
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Not News: Nebraska traffic engineer tests driverless car technology. News: The system uses electric coils in the pavement and only costs $500. Fark: In 1960
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: NTSB finds Tesla autopilot played role in deadly crash Article: clearly this family has been paid off in the millions
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to design cars so that drivers with suspended licenses can't drive them?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
VW plans to electrify entire 300-car lineup by 2030, as soon as they can find some way to cheat on the tests
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Other than your mom, what can go from zero to OH MY GOD to zero again in under 42 seconds?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dude, where's my flying car? Updated 2017 edition
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
This is why when your kid wants to go to the park, you take your kid to the damn park
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China moves to phase out internal combustion engines
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You've got your Mustang in my Corvette." "No, you've got your Corvette in my Mustang." Two great tastes that taste great together
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Fri September 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I can fly... I CAN FLY... *wham*
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Fauquier)
 
 
 
Wife of Trump Organization's ethics attorney arrested for having a tryst with an inmate. Which makes sense, since clearly her husband is a figment of her imagination
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BMW continuing to become the Ultimate Charging Machine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Texas woman goes full Thelma and Louise after getting arrested for shoplifting. Never go full Thelma and Louise
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists introduce new material to store hydrogen. While they don't want to rush things, it's no secret they hope to be in a meaningful one-on-one relationship very soon
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the home page of the Bangor Daily: Man Driving with Cat Crashes Through Wall of Wok and Roll Restaurant
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Reports of difficulties achieving higher fuel economy are greatly exaggerated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For anyone in Houston who might need a new car, here's a handy guide on vehicle customer satisfaction
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain's car sales are not all right, in fact there's plenty left
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman tries to eliminate witness who was Facebook Live-ing her drunk driving (with mugshot)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Trump economy is a well oiled machine
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Guy reports his car stolen that he himself sold the day before while really drunk
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Another money hungry dumbass falls for one of the oldest scams. Lady hands over $2k to strangers to prove she's worthy to get her share of found money in a parking lot
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Harvey takes out one million cars in Houston. Who needs public transport
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Fri September 01, 2017
(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
But it was the note the suspect allegedly handed to the teller - reading "This is a robbery, give me 5,000 nobody gets shot." - "The opposite side of the note appeared to be a payroll stub," the warrant says
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sunroof Dog rescued during floods. Don't give up, Sunroof Dog
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, Mr. Secret Service guy, my brakes just happened to malfunction while my car was careening toward the presidential motorcade. We cool?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Hazzard County is the only place that needs an air traffic controller for cars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: better car safety features keep older people driving longer. Bad news: better car safety features keep older people driving longer
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
How powder coating works, although we just called it 'antiquing' in college
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Self-driving pizza cars? SELF-DRIVING PIZZA CARS
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If your truck gets stuck in park, don't crawl under it and force it into neutral - especially if you're parked on a boat ramp trying to launch a boat
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese auto suppliers and researchers study wooden auto parts as lighter, stronger, more sustainable alternative to traditional plastic and steel parts. Spruce Goose cited as inspiration
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Shortest DUI pursuit ever
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Sat August 26, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's about to pass a bill that gives a $10,000 rebate if you buy an electric car, which makes it as cheap as gas guzzlers. Another good reason to live in California
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple autonomous vehicle, or Storm Trooper Death Ray roof rack option?
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Driver hits three pedestrians. Guess who's charged with a crime. Difficulty: Louisiana
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM now: A small number of Chevy Bolts face battery issues. GM in a few weeks: We're recalling a million Chevy Bolts
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
13-year-old driver arrested after police find 25 pounds of meth in car, because nothing avoids suspicion like 13-year-old kids driving cars
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even though the girl was crossing a street in a crosswalk, in a school zone, with signs posted all over the place saying that pedestrians have right of way, the media can't get over the fact that she was hit by a car while using her smartphone
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Isolated incident #2 reported in St Louis, driver captured and nobody was seriously injured
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Barcelona attackers were going full Sagrada Família. You don't even think of going partial Sagrada Família
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man tries to carjack three football players. With mugshot goodness
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Come on dude, what's wrong with a little game of butt darts between guys?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio judge ambushed, shoots back. Shooter was the dad of one of the Steubenville football rape guys
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Sun August 20, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Volkswagen is bringing back the '60's style Microbus. Arlo Guthrie approves
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Band of bobbies in Merseyside UK hit the big time with a fab drug bust, nabbing £530,000 cash and 12kg in gear
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL mother arrested for using her iPhone in school's child pick-up line. For snorting cocaine
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your local McDonald's is out of ice cream. Do you: a) write a bad Yelp review, b) take your business elsewhere or, c) pull your AR-15 rifle out of the trunk?
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine all the way back to January of 2017 when The Daily Caller published a compilation of video clips of cars plowing into crowds of liberal protesters captioned "Study the technique, it may be useful for the next 4 years"
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
On today's episode of caught having sex in public, do they go with: A) The sucking out the poison defense B) The just sitting on his lap defense, or C) The easing back pain defense?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter on Charlottesville: What about when people protested one of my speeches? It was like a Leftist-Nazi attack on my feelings
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chinese automakers are reportedly considering buying Fiat Chrysler, build quality and reliability are expected to slightly improve
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police officer famous for filming himself traveling at 140mph, pulls over car and is surprised to discover duck wearing a tie, a dog and an old man inside. Unclear if the man's last name was Barbera
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In a world seemingly gone mad, some people have still maintained a sense of perspective. Just kidding, they sued Porsche for sunglasses because their light-colored dashboards caused too much glare
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Fri August 11, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC DMV closes Raleigh license plate agency after audit finds 'operational and performance deficiencies'. Inefficiency at the DMV? Someone fetch my fainting couch
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Ever see a vehicle fall 7 stories from a parking garage hitting a car on the ground below ... with no one getting seriously hurt?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Flaming meteorite "found in yard" by man who does not realize meteorites are cold when they hit the ground
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Apparently, if you abandon your car in a traffic jam and start walking through a tunnel, the only thing you're guilty of is trespassing
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't bring a knife shaped like a gun to a gun shaped like a knife fight
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla envisions autonomous semi-trucks "moving in platoons". No word on if the prototype model will be provided by Western Star, and sport a Green Goblin hood ornament
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Don't be an idiot and ride with your feet on the dashboard. The airbag could force your knees through your eye sockets
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just stomping a baby, as you do
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VW wants to come clean, offers serious rebates in Germany to trade in dirty diesels
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
So all these lefty Euro countries that can afford to do so are banning gasoline powered vehicles by 2030, like Norway, Germany, France, the Netherlands, India.....maybe Washington....wait....what?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mazda creates Homogeneous Charge Compression Ignition motor. It's like diesel without the diesel
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Mon August 07, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Self-driving van" spotted in Arlington was actually being driven by a researcher disguised as a car seat
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested twice in 3 days for drunk driving. Since this happened in Wisconsin, she will soon be presented with an award in court
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Well, I'm stranded in the desert. Better drink my own beer
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford UNLEASHES THE DRAGON
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Fri August 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Okay, first question: how did he get them on top of his car?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You mean that it's not okay to drag your wheelchair-bound friend behind your car?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber is a "disruptive" company that is redefining the personal transportation sector by not letting itself get bogged down in "old economy" concepts like obeying taxi regulations, labor laws, or vehicle safety recall notices
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(Trend Hunter)
 
 
 
Mom, Hobbes is using markers on the seats and the ceiling of the car. That's OK Calvin, he's being quiet isn't he?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BMW leaving rivals in a cloud of diesel, ultimately driving for an electric road ahead
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
The Tesla Model 3 has a secret camera that watches the driver -- and they won't say why or what is done with the video
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Wed August 02, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Judge tosses evidence after camera records cops brainstorming story to justify traffic stop
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Mon July 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
$590,000 worth of iPhones stolen from a moving truck. Apple has blocked the full dozen IMEI numbers
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 vs. Tesla Model S vs. Chevy Bolt
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Who holds back the electric car? We do
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Thu July 27, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When stealing a car, make sure it's not a police car with a police officer in it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Today, in media fearmongering: spontaneously exploding sunroofs
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
To prevent another Snowmageddon worsened by dumbass drivers, Vancouver considers fining motorists who aren't using snow tires in wintry conditions. The presumed alternative is to revoke their Canadian card
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Car found wrapped in plastic and buried 16 years after owner reported it stolen in insurance scam. Kids were using it for a dirt bike jump. Why yes it has Oklahoma plates
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.K. to say goodbye to the internal combustion engine - and the freedom to burn old dinosaurs - by 2040
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(Green Car Reports)
 
 
 
Today in weird automotive stuff: guy puts a Prius drivetrain in a 1946 Chevy truck
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"The Michigan Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that sitting in a car in your own driveway while drunk constitutes drunken driving"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"My future is bright. No drugs in sight." Yeah, wrong on both counts
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: You're trapped upside down in your car. Worse: Train tracks
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Guy driving the car with no doors, no windshield and an ax in the roof may not have been totally sober
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman stumbles upon bicyclist being beaten with a small club by a man driving a truck, who promptly drives away. Difficulty: Canada
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Holy crap video of janitor sparking massive fire with his walk behind floor scrubber
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you were looking to buy a Buick LaCrosse, Cadillac CT6, Cadillac XTS, Chevrolet Impala or Chevrolet Sonic, better hurry
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Wed July 19, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Six cars of a freight train have gone off the rails in southwest Pennsylvania. Cars holding wheat, flour, and flammable materials overturned, proving that nothing good ever happens in Lower Turkeyfoot Township on the Hogback Road
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Mon July 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Ford Fusions in Ohio are discovered to be fully equipped with the spare marijuana
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly claims autopilot made his Tesla tip over and sink into a swamp, thankfully he was rescued by Sir Lancelot and plans to try again
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter goes all Britney Spears "Shaved head" crazy. Also, damn dude, what the hell? Aren't you supposed to be, like, 30? And a neck tattoo? Really? Are you trying to scream "Meth addict" to everyone around you?
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Jesus, Jesus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police help man escape his obsessive girlfriend, so she chases the police car that's taking him somewhere safe
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The important thing I think when you're caught in a drug deal is that you stare really intensely into the camera when you're booked, whether you're an insane Seth Green type or a fat Ray Liotta type
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Sorry I'm late. I had to pull someone from a burning car"
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(Business Today)
 
 
 
Why every big car launch has a woman next to the vehicle. You'll be shocked to hear that it's because sex sells
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Vandals toss firecracker into a classic restored 1970 Mach 1 Mustang, destroying it. Car was restored as gift from grandfather to 7-year-old grandson who is confined to a wheelchair due to a rare genetic disability
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio has himself a progressive primary challenger, who must be making an impact since the NYPD is already jerking him around
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"But Mom said it was okay"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
1991 Pontiac Grand Prix listed for sale at 50% off, which is somewhat appropriate
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Another good guy with a gun goes to jail. SAD
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen plowed by car after Gucci backpack sale goes wrong at Denny's
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man trying to sell his Skoda gets inquiries from Lewis Hamilton, Matt Le Blanc, Olly Murs, Brian May and even President Donald Trump. Must be some car (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which cars use the most American parts?
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When will electric cars drive down mainstreet America? Probably sooner than you think thanks to new technology and lower prices
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hey, it's kind of warm in the back of this cop car ... do you mind turning up the A/C?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive one step closer to reality
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Sat July 08, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Gallant writes honest car reviews. Goofus takes an electric car with a 238-mile range, drives it for 56 miles with both the A/C and seat warmers on, ends up with 202 miles remaining, then refuses to drive it any more due to range anxiety
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Do you think a 1984 Toyota Carina II GL Auto would make the perfect getaway car? This guy did
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The National)
 
 
 
Remember this: when you use a corpse or sex-doll to let you ride in the car pool lane, you're stealing the job of the drugged up baby of a starving Indonesian beggar
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tough guy beats up deaf and autistic guy dressed as Superman. Gets arrested and taken to jail, where deputies say he cried, screamed and gave himself a swirly
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Never drink and drive - unless you're a car
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Thu July 06, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Imagine you're cruising down the freeway at 1 in the morning when all of a sudden you see headlights moving toward you, and you catch it on your dash cam
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin tests his new super limo that he is going to use for his own inauguration ceremony in 2018. It has a minibar and can travel even without tires
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not how most people would perform an Upper Decker. 'But Campbell, apparently, is not most people.' Rare real-life GTA trifecta now in play
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pint-sized and pimped-up, slot cars aren't just things you play with as a child. Meet the men who race tiny cars
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Thief plays Grand Theft Auto for real, smashing several cars after jacking a lorry with a crane on top and making good his getaway after dragging a car down the road this morning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netherlands produces world's first biodegradable car. We have the same thing here in the U.S. although it just takes a little bit longer for Chryslers to completely rust away
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most Caucasian car in the world is going electric. Isn't that what killed Bob Dylan?
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who among us wouldn't take up four parking spaces to avoid dings to our 10-year-old car after spending HUNDREDS of dollars fixing it up?
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 gets regulatory OK for production. If(When) Elon punches it, will it make a sound?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mosque in France attacked in latest not-terrorism incident
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man walks into AT&T store, asks for chicken. Promptly runs into a nearby room full of monsters screaming his name
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
In Idaho, if you get caught behind somebody going 69 in a 70 zone you can speed up to 85 to pass. Use this power for good
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The original Nissan Z car would never have happened without the efforts of this man
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Miami police create "K.R.A.P.P.Y." system to prevent car thefts. Why yes, a Yeti is involved
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What could possibly top a two-state, hour-long car chase you say? How about a police brutality grand finale with Yakety Sax music dubbed over the video?
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Woman, who lost her license due to a DUI, sinks her car in a pond, steals a hotel shuttle and wrecks that too, all while sober. How the hell did she drive when she was drunk?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strangers buy a car, one years' insurance, $500 gas card, and two years of oil changes for man who walks 3 miles to his job in Texas heat
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
New cars are now unaffordable for most Americans. Which is no surprise as they found the same thing about food, rent, utilities, taxes, health care
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Tue June 27, 2017
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"Semi-naked man nabbed after ramming into several cars in Johor"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hertz explores new self-driving partnerships, according to youngest son Dick
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida man sits in jail for 3 months because that's how long it takes Florida to determine if a white powder they found in your car is sheet rock dust or cocaine
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson [R-WI] says people with pre-existing conditions deserved to pay more for insurance because they were like cars that had been involved in an automobile accident
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sheikh of Abu Dhabi said build me a mashup of a Mustang and a Ram 4x4 and Ford farking owned it
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
You can't fight city hall, but you can ram the police headquarters if you're desperate enough
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for suspect who may have jumped into Lake Sherwood. Current reports are that they are not merry men
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2016 video of an officer pulling a car over and beating the shiat out of the driver before ripping him out of his seat. Bonus: video catches another officer turning off the audio mid-beating. Bonus 2: No charges have been filed against the officers
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you lost your car in the Potomac River sometime this morning, police would really like to talk to you. Unless, you know, you died. In which case, sorry, dude
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't buy children on an installment plan
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Doritos' new "Spicy Loco Hit and Run" flavor not a fan with police, Doritos truck drivers
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