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32 headlines found matching 'Australians'
Mon July 07, 2014
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out Australians have their own version of the Northern Lights. They call them the Southern Lights and because they're in Australia, they're upside down and can kill you (pic)
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris convicted of having young girls tie his kangaroo down
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts fear "selfie" may be the last Australian slang word to make it to global English, as modern Australians are much more businesslike and apt to adopt American slang instead of creating their own
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Time)
 
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
And so the federal government confiscation of private banking accounts begins... but only in Australia, so don't you worry because it's 'over there'
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Australians to break new ground in drunk driving with the first-ever arrest for operating a motorized beer cooler under the influence. Crack the tubes, right
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Tue June 03, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Police investigate theft of $9000 worth of Lego - so, that's like 5 big sets, right?
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Tue May 27, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"It's huge. And it's vivid technicolour purple. Can you imagine anything more amazing than a school of meter-long purple jellyfish with long oral arms?" If you guessed 'Australian link', have a cookie. Give it to the jellyfish if you don't want it
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Mon May 26, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Senator brings bomb to committee meeting to prove security is a "joke." Great punchline
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman reveals he had to wear a cocksock during the filming of his nude scenes for the latest X-Men movie, because his penis kept popping out and going 'SNIKT' at the most inopportune times
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Thu May 15, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that in Australia even the people in charge of the schools are foul-mouthed
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia pleaded with the NSA to help them spy on Australian citizens
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Big Frog 104)
 
 
 
An Australian wedding photo shoot turned into a rescue and ended with groomsmen photographed in wet underwear
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Thu May 08, 2014
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Australians named 'happiest people on the planet', presumably because the ones able to fill in surveys have gone another day without being killed by everything that walks, flies, swims or crawls in their godforsaken country
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Australians discover a way to deliver grilled cheese sandwiches by parachute. Not to be outdone, Americans are now working on a Macaroni and Cheese tactical strike drone
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not to worry people of Perth, Australia, there's a huge great white shark 'patrolling' the waters right off your beaches making sure no one is leaving leftovers swimming around
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Wed April 30, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When trying to commit the perfect murder, don't write about how you would commit the perfect murder
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Mon April 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to find horse's head on the hood of his car. "I'm not involved with any gangs; it was left by my ex-girlfriend. She's a bit crazy"
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Sat April 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Australian pizza is now officially the best in the world. Wait, what?
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Last weekend: "One ping, one ping only." Mid-week: "We have multiple pings." Today: "Um...anyone heard anything recently? No? Oh well...I think we're going to be out here for a long time"
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Searchers for missing plane now "confident" position of the black boxes is somewhere within the known universe
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Australian man attempts to integrate Vegemite into iconic Philippine dish of pork adobo. "Besides, what could go wrong - I've been fortifying my Mexican chilli con carne with Vegemite for years"
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Sun April 06, 2014
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Malaysia and Australia vow not to give up until there is closure on the missing Malaysia Airlines jet. CNN to continue its place as the Crash News Network
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Tree camera captures a "young Yowie", also known as the Australian Bigfoot, creeping around in the woods at night. Sleep tight Australian farkers (w/creepy video)
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Sat April 05, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian groom banned from getting married because he showed up to the wedding drunk. If this happened in the US, there wouldn't be a chapel left in Las Vegas
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After 60 years, Philip Morris closes Australian cigarette plant. 180 workers given second hand stock
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Royal Australian Mint relasing triangular $5 coin which will be handy for pyramid schemes
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Australians and Chinese spot possible plane wreckage, this is not a repeat from any point in the last 2 weeks
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Sun March 23, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Arizona Diamondbacks flew about 15,000 miles round-trip to play three games in Australia and lost all of them
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's opening day of the 2014 MLB season. The Dodgers have already defeated the Diamondbacks 3-1. In Australia
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Fri March 21, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most MLB teams playing an exhibition match in a foreign country have a good time and win the game handily. Then there's the Diamondbacks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, yeah, um, that debris we saw...we can't find it now. And, um, did you know that airplanes are made of materials that sink?
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Australian woman finds giant python in a dog house with a dog chain hanging out of its mouth, asks where her little fido might be
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