Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Formula one discussion. First race of the year, live from Bahrain. Will Schumacher show everyone how it is done?  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(58)

(Some Guy)

Australia may lower the blood alcohol limit for motorists to .02, meaning they'd returned to the good old days when 98% of the residents were prisoners  (couriermail.com.au)

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		Today's "child stuck in a vending machine" story comes to you from Perth, Australia  (dailymail.co.uk)	(97)
		France adds Australia to the list of "internet enemies", surrenders. (With pic of what internet censorship might look like)  (news.com.au)	(13)

(Pharyngula)		Really weird Australian courtship rituals. w/video Aussie "goodness"  (scienceblogs.com)	(10)
		Zombie elephant growing larger and stronger by the day and clueless Australian authorities are doing nothing to stop it  (abcnews.go.com)	(55)

Australian craft brewery numbers triple over past decade as increasingly educated consumers look at USA example, realize Australian beer doesn't have to be pale, watery, flavourless Foster's  (theaustralian.com.au)

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Watch as downtown Melbourne, Australia is transformed from a city experiencing a hailstorm to the middle of the Amazon River in mere minutes  (liveleak.com)

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"A red kangaroo that is goaded into fighting a human clown is the star attraction at a festival in the US designed to celebrate Australia"  (news.ninemsn.com.au)

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		Australia is not likely to jeopardize its supply of Matzoh balls over a few measley cases of identity theft  (csmonitor.com)	(15)
(Some Guy)		Huey Lewis and the News may no longer be working for a living as professional musicians after they cancel their Australian tour. If this is it, it will surely crush the heart and soul of their fans  (heraldsun.com.au)	(60)
		If you're going to tell a guy the vivid details of how you had sex with his ex girlfriend, make sure he's not back together with her. In related news: The Australian term for smashing a glass in someone's face is "glassing"  (news.com.au)	(74)

In Malaysia, women can be whipped if they drink a beer in public or have sex out of wedlock. But only Muslim women. Infidel women can be drunken sluts to their heart's content  (theage.com.au)

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The scene resembled a teenager's bedroom, except for all the naked women  (myfoxdc.com)

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Dear Australia: Thanks for Paul Hogan, Fosters, and that weird koala-rat thing. Here's our response. Sincerely, USA  (mtv.com.au)

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(Some Guy)

Australia declares "permanent terror threat," will introduce face scans and fingerprints to prevent any criminals or convicts from entering the country  (timescolonist.com)

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		Australian employee sacked for repeatedly breaching safety rules awarded compensation after judges rule that he's too stupid to find another job  (news.com.au)	(51)
		Australians warned to avoid Bangkok because of political threat. And also because it really hurts  (smh.com.au)	(51)

Australia discovers a new weapon in the fight against the marauding cane toads: cat food  (news.com.au)

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Gamers have overtaken biker gangs as the most feared group in Australia  (news.com.au)

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Australian PM Kevin Rudd thinks young women getting Ph.Ds is an "excuse" to avoid starting families  (smh.com.au)

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Anti-immigration politician shows just how anti-immigration she is by emigrating  (smh.com.au)

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		Australian research paves the way for pig lung transplants. This is bad news for Jews, Muslims, and pigs  (physorg.com)	(35)
		Shark bites woman in the Whitsundays. In related news, Australians have some odd terms for human anatomy  (news.com.au)	(27)

		Australian farmers should use dynamite to control the rabbit population, according to top scientists at the ACME Institute  (foxnews.com)	(65)
(Some Human)		The Killers forced to cancel Australian shows after illness scare, undoubtedly related to the aftereffects of listening to The Killers  (spinner.com)	(22)
		60% of Australians have never looked at Internet porn, according to the latest figures from the Institute of Gullible Social Researchers  (news.com.au)	(101)
		Australia launches new investigation into naval sex ring. People will really do anything with their piercings these days  (news.com.au)	(50)

Australia investigates foil roof insulation that works too well, keeping people warm via electrocution  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Australian court hears that man accused of having sex at a petrol station was asleep until some time after the act had started. In legal circles, this is known as the "English defence"  (news.com.au)

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Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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		Men At Work lose plagiarism case in Australia, which would mean they obviously didn't work hard enough  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(41)
		Scientists studying deadly Australian snails in hopes of finding new painkilling drugs. If only there were a phrase to describe the pace at which their research is proceeding  (news.com.au)	(14)

Australian scientists invent new "spider-feet" device, estimate that with just a little more work they may one day be able to attach a small cat to the ceiling  (stuff.co.nz)

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(Some Guy)		Drunk man arrested for kissing a police dog in a bar. Yes, he was Australian  (rouse-hill-times.whereilive.com.au)	(60)
		You must now publish your full name and postcode when commenting online about stupid South Australian election full of bullshiat artists. -- Mark Hardon, 5001  (news.com.au)	(129)

		Far be it from us to cast aspersions on the quality of the US education system, but while your kids are competing in spelling bees, Australian children have a contest which tests their knowledge of advanced neuroscience  (news.com.au)	(128)
		Photoshop this Australia Day dag  (online.wsj.com)	(38)
		Australians say they'd rather give up sex, their car and their friends than lay off alcohol for a month  (news.com.au)	(79)

		Australia found to be the most sinful country in the world. Well, they did give us Hitler and all  (news.com.au)	(152)
		Ah, Australia, where if you manage to catch a shark and get it onto dry land, you still have to defend it from hungry crocodiles  (ntnews.com.au)	(27)

		Mexico is the new Australia, (in)mates  (news.yahoo.com)	(103)
(Brisbane Times)		Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn. D'oh  (brisbanetimes.com.au)	(213)
		Not news: politician's nephew is arrested. News: He was protesting dressed in KKK robes in front of the Australian Open. Fark: his uncle is the Prime Minister of Australia  (news.com.au)	(58)

		Australian government officials are worried that the latest method of cane toad extermination--suffocating them in bags filled with CO2--may cause suffering, so they order exterminators to go back to clubbing them with sticks for now  (abcnews.go.com)	(65)
		Australian Navy announces it has only one working submarine left in its fleet, asks you don't mention this to China and Indonesia  (theaustralian.com.au)	(106)
		Australian soccer player facing charges of playing ball before the pitch was properly prepared  (news.com.au)	(51)
		Australian TV legend says it's time to ditch national flag and its ties with Olde England, replace it with something more identifiably Australian, like an image of a koala or a beercan  (news.com.au)	(62)

Australia opens its first video-game nightclub. Reports say it's packed with men, your space is invaded, and it will create a battle zone with all the tempest there  (news.com.au)

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		Killer spiders invade Australia, little buddy  (huffingtonpost.com)	(68)
		Australians outraged by champion Russian ice dancers' insensitive portrayal of aborigines during their skating routine (pic)  (independent.co.uk)	(22)

A slideshow on the origins of some popular brandnames. Submitter's favorite: "Australians have worn uggs for decades. Folklore has it the term is short for ugly". You don't say  (abcnews.go.com)

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		Man planning to fly an ultralight from the UK to Australia wastes no time crashing into the ocean  (guardian.co.uk)	(86)
		In the last 22 months, a man's ashes have been taken to Nepal, the Australian Outback, the Chinese-Mongolian border, a Rwandan volcano, Iceland, Benin and the waters off Zanzibar. Meanwhile, subby went to New York. Once  (azcentral.com)	(66)

(theaustralian .com.au)

Watch Fight Club, go to jail - Australia has just banned R-rated movies  (theaustralian.com.au)

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"Art is not porn," according to article demonstrating that Australia's pornography laws are just as insane as the rest of the world's  (smh.com.au)

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Even being 25 metres above sea level won't protect you from Australia's exciting sea life  (news.com.au)

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"Clearly the seas off southern Australia were a cradle for the evolution of a variety of tiny, weird whales that seem to have lived nowhere else" (w/pic of 25 million-year-old mud slurping dwarf whale)  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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		Tens of thousands of Australian washing machines to be recalled after a series of shocking complaints. Generally you don't see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance  (news.smh.com.au)	(100)
		Australian hottie swimmer Stephanie Rice wants a new boyfriend for Christmas. Any Farkers wanna help her out? (with pic)  (themercury.com.au)	(318)

		Hugh Jackman named hottest Australian hunk. Well duh, mate  (starpulse.com)	(30)
(Wet Paper News)		Australian government internet filter expected to be 'great, glorious success'  (wetpapernews.com)	(81)

The Great Firewall of Australia given the green light  (theage.com.au)

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		"A small number of very zealous gamers trying to impose their will on society," says man who single-handedly bans games from sale in Australia due to moral objections  (gamepolitics.com)	(141)
		Full bodied, with hints of blackberries and oak and a subtle overtone of blackmail  (smh.com.au)	(11)

Australia on collision course with giant iceberg. Crikey  (telegraph.co.uk)

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		Massive robotic dinosaur is on the loose in Mexico. Submitter can't really think of anything more friggin' awesome than that (pic)  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(41)
		Australia bans new AvP game, possibly on the grounds that they don't need any more alien species scaring their population  (wired.co.uk)	(41)

		France in mourning after the death of a 146-year old known for his "demonstrative lovemaking"  (guardian.co.uk)	(60)
		Let's go over this one more time: when an Australian man has gone missing without a trace, check every nearby pub FIRST  (themercury.com.au)	(24)

Two contestants on the British TV show "I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here" were confronted by the RSPCA and then charged with animal cruelty for cooking and eating a rat while filming in NSW, Australia  (abc.net.au)

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		"Some Australians are up in arms over a new kangaroo and emu-flavored chip, horrified that people are encouraged to eat the nation's coat of arms which depicts the iconic Australian animals"  (uk.news.yahoo.com)	(60)
(ITWire)		Australians have had the world's fastest cellphone network for a year today. American cellphone networks too busy screwing over customers, crying about each other's ads and losing money to care  (itwire.com)	(23)

Australian diver wears a suit to protect him from dangerous jellyfish stings that covered his entire body except his face. You'll never guess where a tiny jellyfish the size of a peanut delivered its near-fatal sting  (news.yahoo.com)

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(WA Today)

Australian nursing tribunal confirms that "getting stoned and getting laid" is not on the approved list of depression treatments  (watoday.com.au)

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"The annual Google search results show Australia to be a nation in love with vampires and the AFL, concerned by swine flu and the prospect of an Oasis break-up, and after croquembouche recipes or Pink tickets"  (theage.com.au)

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Australians try to breed non-burping sheep to reduce greenhouse gases, develop an animal that won't spoil the romantic mood by belching every 15 seconds  (telegraph.co.uk)

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(Some Angry Atheist)

Atheists: "we're not a religion." Australia: "religions get free money." Atheists: "can we change our answer?"  (scienceblogs.com)

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		Australians gratefully accept gift of pair of giant pandas from China, saying they are thrilled to finally have an couple of animals in Australia that can't kill people with its venom  (iol.co.za)	(27)
		Today's perfectly cromulent headline brought to you by Australia: "World leaders spruik climate deal chances"  (abc.net.au)	(41)

Ana Ivanovic unveils sexy new dress for the Australian Open. Of course, if her recent form continues, she'll only get to wear it for one round  (examiner.com)

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You're a washed-up, has-been, British pop star. Do you: C) shop for property in Australia so you have a good base to hunt UFOs? "He needs to mellow out and chase aliens."  (news.com.au)

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		Every powerful, important world leader needs a War Room. No idea why the Australian Prime Minister needs one  (news.com.au)	(70)
(asahi.com)		Deadly Australian redback spider thought to have invaded Japan, with tangled web of bureaucracy allowing it to enter major cities. Crikey  (asahi.com)	(58)
		The economy is so bad that billionaires are now building their yachts out of crap they picked out of the ocean  (theregister.co.uk)	(7)

		It's official: Toronto's Royal Ontario Museum is ugly  (cbc.ca)	(138)
		Eddie Vedder played a concert in Australia despite suffering from flu. Guess you really can't find a better man than him  (contactmusic.com)	(30)
(Some Guy)		The coolest CG portraits you'll see today  (noupe.com)	(151)

		"Predator" who posed as Australian cab driver jailed, possibly by Lieutenant Harrigan  (news.com.au)	(33)
		Australian politician defends photo taken of her asleep at a NATO conference. On the plus side, she's absolutely certain that there's no holes in her eyelids  (news.com.au)	(21)

Welcome to Australia, where the men are men and the koalas are all dying from stress-induced chlamydia  (washingtonpost.com)

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		Push to raise drinking age from 18 to 19 in Australia to curb supposed drinking problem. Because if there's one thing teenagers love to do, it's respect authority and obey the law. Two things  (theage.com.au)	(61)
		Xenophon vs. Xenu  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(181)
		Australian teenager dies in workplace electrocution. See, this is why you should always ground your teenagers    (news.com.au)	(60)
(Daily Telegraph)		Somebody figure out a way to tell the Australian press that Pro Wrestling isn't real  (dailytelegraph.com.au)	(140)

You gotta take advantage of any chance to FARK a Fail on Tiger (Woods Throws Driver Into Crowd 2009 Australian Masters)  (youtube.com)

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		Australia apologizes for mass child abuse. Nothing yet about Kylie Minogue  (reuters.com)	(92)
		Old and busted: Swine flu. New hotness: Ukranian 'super flu.' EVERYONE PANIC  (dailymail.co.uk)	(81)