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102 headlines found matching 'Australia'
Sun October 22, 2017
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from the Australian desert after a heavy rain. They're immediately captured and sold into the dark world of Sea Monkey black market
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Qantas have stated they will pay US citizens passport fees if they fly to Australia. That's nice of them but Houston to Sydney is still 19 hours
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Somebody wake up CNN, the search for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 has resumed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Australian frogs are dangerous, well at least to snakes
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian women are ditching boob jobs and opting for bum enhancements to copy 'booty queen' look flaunted by the stars. Also known as the Iggy Effect. (NSFW)
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A transgender player is blocked from playing in the Australian Football League women's division and for once a transgender activist believes that was the correct decision
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And the new hot item that white people can't wear because it's somehow cultural appropriation is *spins wheel* hoop earrings. Really?
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian mall owner to invading bees: I see you've played buzzy-stingy before
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Wed October 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You see a shark fin cruising in the pool while you swim. Do you A) Pull the fake fin off your joker husband, B) Run screaming from the pool or C) Grab the shark and carry it to the sea to release it? (Hint: Australia)
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Tue October 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to concussions and mini-strokes Frankie Muniz doesn't remember Walter White is his father
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Contrary to what cherry pickers claim, gun control works
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian game developer releasing a game where you're an asshole goose (redundant) (w/video)
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Some drunk guy)
 
 
 
4,055 items were lost and found at this year's Oktoberfest, including a set of dentures, a pair of crutches, a license plate, a drinking horn, a pair of leather pants, and a luxury ladies' watch. Hopefully not all by the same person
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Here's why Australians will never understand the US obsession with guns
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Would you like flies with that?"
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Sun October 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not sure what is more amazing: a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania got fined $95 million for hiring illegal immigrants or that a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania had $95 million in the first place?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Forget about spending hundreds on a bottle of wine from France or Italy. The world's best bottle comes from Australia and it's $30
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The nation that designed and built the Avro Arrow will now be looking to bolster their front-line Air Force fleet by scrounging for secondhand American aircraft from such military powerhouses as Australia and Kuwait
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Elon Musk details his plan for colonizing Mars. Show begins at 12:30 AM ET
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Thu September 28, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Anybody here got a brain cloud and want to do something heroic?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
New Australian space agency is the butt of jokes
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Tue September 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Nye walks into an elevator full of bikini babes; hilarity ensues
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Mon September 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia announces plans to flee to space to escape the horrible fearsome wildlife that infests their country
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Fri September 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Abbott claims head-butt has nothing to do with gay marriage
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia threatens to make Takata airbag recall compulsory, noting that nation is already full of things jonesing to kill you, and that defective airbags need not be one of those things
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Margaret Court sticks her neck out to say that "...there will be no Mother's Day, there will be no Father's Day, there will be no Easter, there will be no Christmas" if marriage equality passes in Australia
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Australia mails out gay marriage vote ballots with best bar code ever
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Inspired Swiss company to market bottled air to polluted cities in China, India. $21 for about 10 minutes worth of air
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Australia the mosquitoes might be transmitting flesh-eating bacteria
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Mon September 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bicyclist inspired by Jules Verne's Around the World in Eighty Days completes round-the-globe bike ride, beats Verne's competitors by a whole day
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Koala survives 10-mile ride clinging to four-wheel drive axle. CRIKEY
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Migaloo the white whale sighted off Australian coast. Ishmael sighted running away muttering "not this time"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rebel Rebel, you won your suit, Rebel Rebel you're getting the loot
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Mon September 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia is spending $100 million to hold a vote on a non-binding resolution. Also, the voting booth can probably kill you
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Comcast sues for the right to provide crappy internet service as a monopoly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM in hot water after a photo of him holding his grandchild and a beer posted to social media
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie didn't know that the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding debacle actually happened
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Fri September 08, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australians turn in 26,000 guns during amnesty campaign. Americans ask if that's one guy, one family or in one small town
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Netflix has looked at the data, and the ten most often re-watched Star Trek episodes all belong to Voyager
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
You can now add "Mothers with slotted spoons" as yet another thing trying to kill you in Australia
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Tue September 05, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig's obviously not very familiar with Australian wildlife
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Sun September 03, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Michael Hutchence documentary "will make headlines all around the world" by causing millions of fans to choke up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. anti-vaxxer denied entry to Australia. Subby claims triple bonus points for using the name "Heckenlively" in a headline
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Fri September 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When choosing someone to perform elective surgery, it's generally not a good idea to pick a tourist who has only been in your country for four days
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian judge rules it's not offensive to call former prime minister a see you next Tuesday, overturns activist's booting punishment
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australian surfer punches 'massive' shark before riding wave to shore. Then probably threw a bunch of shrimp on the barbie and cracked open a Fosters. Or as they say in Australia, 'Tuesday'
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
There are still people being fooled by 419 scammers, but it takes a special fool to import $2m of cocaine for them
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will get cracking on reducing McAntibiotics in its global McChicken supply
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Wed August 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You've probably already put on your pair of airplane approved Depends underwear for your belly landing if your flight path looks like this
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Miss yesterday's fun? Here's a map of all total eclipses until 2040 and some good news for Australian Farkers
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
A five-foot long poisonous NOOOOOOOOOOPE gets removed from a child's Lego set in Australia
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Despicable Me franchise has just become the highest-grossing animated feature of all time
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Sat August 19, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
No Australian citizens are allowed to be members of Australia's parliament
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Australians have found MH-370. Again. CNN issues Full Blitzer Alert
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Australian marine engineer 3D-prints an "insanely accurate" 1/72-scale model of the Titanic; sells it to Titanic exhibition after plan to sink it fails
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian deputy PM could lose his seat because of dual citizenship, contravening Oz constitution. Bonus: this is the guy who wanted Johnny Depp's dogs Pistol and Boo euthanised as unwanted foreign pests. Twitter waits for Depp's reaction
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Australian flower
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Thu August 10, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian army does something so progressive that American Liberals wish they could copy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Canada building a refugee camp for everyone fleeing the U.S. in favor of a non-idiotic country (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Luxury cruise, worrying about pirates, basically turns off all the lights for ten days. Sounds very luxurious
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Wed August 09, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before... A koala walks into a pharmacy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hooray, scientists discover potential new treatment for life-threatening blood clots. Fark: An Australian scientist milks Komodo dragons for venom. Bonus: Cute pic of scientist "bonding" with Komodo dragon, and scary pic of milking venom
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Australian voice recognition English proficiency test flunks Irish applicant. Huh, I bet she was from Cork
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Mon August 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: crackpot woman posts insane 9/11 rant. Fark: she's an Australian citizen, running for US Senate in Alabama (with bonus bad LSD trip swaying walls)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Special bonus and completely unpredicted lunar eclipse tonight. Special glasses not required or recommended
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Living blanket, water diviner, wild pet, infant population regulator. A cultural history of the dingo (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Teen goes for a dip in the ocean, returns with bloody legs after small creatures tried to EAT HIM ALIVE. Yes, Australia. (Graphic images)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan cafe charges an 18% "man tax" to address the gender pay gap (some not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Australians can't stop laughing at Trump's dickswinging session with their PM
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexico paying for the wall was a "hollow promise" which is rich people talk for "big lie"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Australia's PM slowly realizes what 65 million Americans knew months ago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post received and published transcripts of the president's calls with the leaders of Mexico and Australia. Let's see what he told th-OH LAWD
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but according to DHS, Stephan Miller was lying about legal immigration being at an all time high. Someone, please fetch Subby his fainting couch
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Thu July 27, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Problem: Brisbane commuters need a new rail link to get them across the river. Solution: Move Brisbane
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Antivaxxers in Australia find a pricipal caught sayof and use this one weird trick to get their movie screened as an organic food documentary
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Tue July 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This just in: Boomers are sick of Millennials' political correctness
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Thu July 20, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After digging down under, archaeologists uncover new evidence showing Australia was colonized far earlier than previously thought
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Wed July 19, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby wombat born in Australian nature refuge
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China beats economic growth expectations, dissidents
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cop who killed Australian yoga instructor shot her after being startled by a loud noise. I said, COP WHO KILLED AUSTRALIAN YOGA INSTRUCTOR SHOT HER AFTER BEING STARTLED BY A LOUD NOISE
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Fri July 14, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia." - Australia's Prime Minister
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand's cunning plan to take over the Australian government has been foiled - for now
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australian man has toe transplanted to replace missing thumb, after doctors were unable to reattach it in spite of the most Australian efforts possible, including chilling it in a case of beer
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists create golden-orange-fleshed bananas rich in pro-vitamin A that could save the lives of hundreds of thousands of children who die from vitamin A deficiencies each year. Ray Comfort and Jesus unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Move over grammar nazis & make way for the punctuation police
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's battery is very important to our plans to keep Australia free of blackouts, says Australian dude in charge of such things
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Police shoot unarmed man dressed as the Joker at Batman-themed sex party in Earth's thunderdome, Australia
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Carlos Sainz says he's "surprised" how bad Gene Haas' first year American F1 team is. Which is funny, as Haas F1 is nearly tied with Carlos' team for the season
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anonymous claims Australians may have to wrap their $100 bills in tinfoil soon
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you want a PhD, Australia is handing them out like candy
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Farkers beware. The Australian police are onto you
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scary ghost kangaroo photographed. Rooo-oooo-oooo. (that's what ghost kangaroos say)
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There may not be 101 of them, but this Dalmatian gave birth to 18 puppies, setting the Australian record and equaling the world record
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Boxing fans tweet reports of a robbery in Brisbane
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
A small bottle of Canadian whisky that was hidden on an Australian warship for 35 years has finally been discovered
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Wed June 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The most Australian video you'll see today
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Don't look for Evangelicals to turn on Trump anytime soon, he is still keeping them safe from gay Muslims
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Congressman Chris Collins (R-NY) has been pushing a small Australian biotech company to his colleagues, bragging about how many millionaires he created. Yesterday, the stock tanked 90% after a small drug trial failed to demonstrate effectiveness
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Sun June 25, 2017
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Summer of Soccer Day 6. Group play wraps up with two simultaneous games. Chile vs Australia and Germany vs Cameroon at 11am ET
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