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91 headlines found matching 'Audi'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold, Carly Fiorina's audition tape for "Maleficent"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg turns to robots to deliver its news. Audience braces for the return of Ted Koppel
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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Wed April 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ironic tag flips over the desk, throws a chair and says, Fark it, I'm outta here. The audience shouts "Jerry, Jerry, JERRY JERRY"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato cancel North Carolina shows. That's OK, Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels and Ted Nugent need all the work they can get. Same audience, right?
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim possibly auditioning for 'White Chicks 2'
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Mon April 25, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Go home, you're drunk (Not safe for work audio)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Springsteen opened his concert Saturday night with a cover of "Purple Rain." This Youtube user stitched together footage from 12 different smartphones, stabilized the video, and cleaned the audio for this awesomeness
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the second week, The Jungle Book took the #1 spot at the box office with $60.8 million. Audiences chilled at Huntsman: Winter's War, which debuted at #2 with $20 million. Barbershop 3 was #3 with $10 million while Batman V Superman thuds to #6
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Fri April 22, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC auditioned the lead singer of an AC/DC tribute band before settling on Axl Rose. And we do mean settling
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Modern gasoline engines found to burn cleaner than diesels, if you can trust the data
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
VW finally puts the blame for its emission cheating software squarely where it belongs: on Audi
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Clinton and Sanders think we should be able to sue Saudi Arabia for 9/11. Why not throw in Boeing, United Airlines and every president from 1972 onward?
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Great news: Gas to stay cheap because Saudi Arabia and Iran hate each other more than they love money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia gives Congress 750 billion reasons why they shouldn't pass a bill making them liable for 9/11 lawsuits
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here are three of the most effective ways to tell the IRS that you would like to be audited this year
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Sat April 16, 2016
(107.5 The River)
 
 
 
Where should we leave the baby during the strip club audition? Hot car in the sun? Yup. Let's go with that
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Anti-Media)
 
 
 
Saudis and Israelis working together, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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Thu April 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
Audio
 
The audio of the racist rant that Hulk Hogan sued Gawker to keep hidden has finally been released
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
NPR was a communist experiment that sold out, and now deserves to die. Good grief, this article is long, isn't there an audio version?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
German sports cars are known to be the best in the world. Therefore, the best selling sports car in Germany last month was....the Ford Mustang?
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
NASA has released audio of what space sounds like and it's really spooky and available in a 24-hour stream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saudi soccer referees crack down on stupid soccer haircuts
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Sun April 10, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Egypt, Saudi Arabia building a bridge over Red Sea; that whirring sound you hear is Moses
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Alaska Folk Festival)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Livingston Stapler Company Presents will be preempted by the annual Alaska Folk Festival tonight. LGT festival site where live audio/video streaming is available
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Thu April 07, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Hold me Foster's mate and watch me hand-feed this giant goanna lizard (not safe for work audio)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
FFRs detected in auditory cortex. Presumably in two brains
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Groupon to start working with Comcast. Because when you want to turn around a coupon company, it just makes sense to partner with a cable company that's more hated than Monsanto
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Sun April 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a continuing series of things you can crush with a hydraulic press ... a bowling ball and pin. (with surprise bonus crush at 2:45) (also, some slightly Not safe for work audio commentary)
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Realizing that fossil fuels are a depleting resource, Saudi Arabia to set aside $2 trillion as rainy-day fund for post-oil era - big enough to buy Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Berkshire Hathaway while leaving room for dessert
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Let off some steam, Farkers, and finish the week off right with this list of the 100 greatest one liners in movie history (not safe for work audio)
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Wed March 30, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know who else really hates ethnic diversity on American television? International audiences
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Tax Filers Beware: Audit shows the IRS isn't protecting your personal information
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
And the 2016 World Car of the Year is the _____________
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Wed March 23, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is a devastated family that wants to save football from itself, and they want Roger Goodell to be in the audience
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News and the GOP share the same audience: old people
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Long before King Abdullah kissed Bush, Saudi Arabia had already wooed its way into Washington's heart
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One Direction face One Tax Audit
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Keyless cars are absurdly easy to steal
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(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
OPB releases audio of January 9th meeting in Burns between disgusted local leaders begging everyone to GTFO and pro-Bundy legislators/lobbyists saying LALALALALA
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Like A Farking BOSS. All female flight crew make their maiden flight in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner to Saudi Arabia. You know, the place where women aren't even allowed to drive
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudi embassy paid Italian mafia to bust Turkish president's son out of jail, then flew him out on a diplomatic passport. Globalization
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sunday school teachers demanding another five days per week and captive audiences
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Remember the UK street beggar who finished his shift and then climbed into his $70,000 Audi? Well, let's hope he has comprehensive glass coverage
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And today's "street beggar who finishes his shift and then climbs into his $70,000 Audi" story comes to you from the UK
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
It's frustrating when "bad audio" causes a Zepplin song to come in fuzzy over the radio, or when it makes you unwittingly endorse the KKK
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Sat February 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Two problems with Trump's claim he can't release his tax returns due to an audit: 1) You can release returns during an audit; and 2) If the IRS actually is auditing him every year, they probably suspect he's up to something shady
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Romney: I did think of that, and an audit is no excuse for not releasing tax returns. Seriously, my dad really screwed us rich folks on that one
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Taking a page directly from the single page Cruz Playbook: Trump tells everyone that his strong Christian faith is directly responsible for his current audit by the IRS
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Robots working on the S-Class assembly line are losing their jobs to people. Thanks, Obama
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's one nation on the planet where dieselgate has been followed by record sales for VW. Guess the nation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Maserati debuts its first SUV, promises to keep grocery bags upright during banked hairpin turns
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
"We're in a society now where everyone thinks you need an audience" said Dr. Phil...the guy who isn't a doctor and needs an audience like plants need the sun
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Funker530)
 
 
 
US Marines caught on video mercilessly massacring auditorium full of schoolchildren
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia tells its citizens to go be fat somewhere else
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The world's fastest sled is being built in Germany and it looks like a Formula 1 car minus the wheels and wings
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Fri February 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the spirit of forgiveness, Pope Francis may be granted an audience with Donald Trump
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents upset after students kept locked inside Sherwood Forest Elementary School during bomb threat to school. Officials cite marauding archer and portly sidekick in the neighborhood
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(Hoover Institution)
 
 
 
The Saudis are the problem, not Iran
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Audience member: "Waterboard Hillary" Rubio: Hahahaha ohcrapIforgotthemediaishere *backpedal backpedal*
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia and Saudi Arabia agree to freezing oil output to drive prices up, but only if Iran and other producers agree--and none of them came to the open meeting to discuss it
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Sat February 13, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Audit finds pretty much every traffic court in Missouri is a cesspool of corruption and rights violations
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Sat February 06, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's your favorite audio format: vinyl, CD, cassette, 8-track, FLAC, DSD or MP3? Try not to be TOO much of a snob
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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Wed February 03, 2016
(PEN International)
 
 
 
Our friends the Saudis can indeed be compassionate, and have reduced the death sentence for a dangerous poet to a mere 8 years and 800 lashes
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd stops show in the middle of concert due to: a. bad weather b. poor sound c. lead singer thinks some guy in the audience stole his house
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey Twitter, check out this pic of Megyn Kelly with a Saudi Prince. Saudi Prince: You fell for a photoshopped pic? Want me to bail you out a third time too?
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Sun January 24, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia says it can handle low oil prices for a "long, long time." If nothing else, at least it takes away any immediate worries of the U.S. deciding on a military invasion
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
A woman in Iowa earns herself a lifetime of IRS audits an a reward
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
Renault CEO says the biggest problem for driverless cars are cyclists: "The car is confused by them because sometimes they behave like pedestrians and sometimes they behave like cars. They don't respect any rules usually"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Devo and other formerly cult bands discuss what happened when they went huge. Some good ("Suddenly we were fending off screaming girls"), some bad ("Eventually, the subtleties of our message, the satirical elements, were lost on our audience")
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Thu January 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hardline Saudi cleric pushes a "purity" and marriage training program for 11-year-old girls called "Wake up Sleeping Beauty, worship at his feet." I'm sorry, did I say "Saudi cleric"? I meant "Colorado PUBLIC School District"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning to get a $2 million bonus if Denver makes it to the Super Bowl. Not from his contract, but from his sponsor if he changes his audible call from "Omaha" to "Papa John's"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi grand mufti says chess is forbidden in Islam, beating the bishop even more so
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx auditions for lead in biopic of Cory Booker
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New Top Gear host Chris Evans can't talk and get carsick at the same time
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
War between Saudi Arabia and Iran expected to nudge up price of oil by $500 a barrel or so
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Tue January 12, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard humanity was interested in using 3D printed lunar rovers to get off of this rock, so we're Audi
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Hateful Eight had critics and audiences asking the same question: When is a movie TOO long?
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Tesla S now comes to you when called better than your dog
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Fri January 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You thought Facebook's $16 billion IPO , or Ali Baba's $64 billion offering was big? Aramco, the Saudi state owned oil company that controls 10x as much oil as Exxon and has been valued at $7 TRILLION, or 12x what Apple is worth, is planning an IPO
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Audi's 'Car Of The Future' has more screens in it than a sports bar
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia/Iran quarrel escalates as the Sauds bring in the neighbors to weigh in
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
U.S. Dept. of Justice says it may be a new year, but that doesn't mean Volkswagen can wash its hands of the ongoing diesel emissions scandal. Behold the new $90 billion civil lawsuit
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Mon January 04, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, looks like we're going to be screwed at the pumps once again due to this whole Saudi Arabia-Iran thing
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Sun January 03, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
Lady Edith will continue her Jan Brady impersonation and Carson will scowl disapprovingly at everyone as the sixth and final season of Downton Abbey premieres for American audiences tonight at 9 PM on PBS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has severed diplomatic ties with Iran. This ends well, I'm sure of it
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Sat January 02, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The Saudi embassy in Tehran has been stormed and set on fire in a protest against the execution of Sheikh Nimr
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