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Headlines matching 'Audi'
Thu February 02, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS 4 Denver) Dumbass Employees taking stacks of cash from a bank vault for an auditor to count, forget to remove the ones with the exploding dye packs  (denver.cbslocal.com) (50)


Thu January 26, 2012
(UPI) Followup That Demi Moore overdose? Turns out it was nitrous oxide. Perhaps she was just rehearsing for her Fast & Furious 6 audition  (upi.com) (79)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Ironic Saudi driver who defied driving ban on female driving takes her protest to the next level, defying ban on female fatal car accidents  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Jim Carrey's daughter got her golden ticket to Hollywood after auditioning for American Idol in San Diego. There is one serious flaw that could spell doom, she's the spitting image of Miley Cyrus. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (99)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Atlantic) Amusing Newt's algorithm for gaining support. Step 1: Figure out who the audience hates. Step 2: Convince the audience you hate them too. Step 3: Repeat  (theatlantic.com) (95)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Fark) Amusing American Idol season 11 begins now. Lets talk about all the horrible auditions  (fark.com) (38)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Bloomberg) Spiffy New York Giants-New England Patriots Super Bowl matchup would be the most-watched show in the history of U.S. television, as audiences long for a Brady going against a Manning  (bloomberg.com) (120)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Will Jericho troll the audience? Will Kane beat his Libertarian platform into John Cena? Can somebody call Brodus Clay's mama? Why will Perez Hilton be appearing? All this and new Tag Team Champions on WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (1453)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Deadline) Scary Rachael Ray will continue to terrify audiences through 2014  (deadline.com) (70)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Short List) Cool The 50 coolest books ever require a smug reading face, an ironic pipe and an audience of on-lookers to impress/annoy  (shortlist.com) (155)


Fri January 06, 2012
(AlanCross.ca) Interesting How did the special audience lyrics in Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" originate? Seriously, people, this is an important anthropological question that needs an answer  (alancross.ca) (166)
(Denver Channel) Dumbass High school drama teacher charged with giving curtain calls to an underage student. (With "you'd give her a callback after an audition" pic)  (thedenverchannel.com) (108)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Some Neutral Party) Interesting Fifty years ago today, the Beatles auditioned for Decca Records--and were turned down. Flame on  (rockabillynblues.blogspot.com) (82)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Century-old colour photographs that were taken around the world are to be shown to mass audiences for the first time thanks to a BBC Documentary (One NSFW photo)  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)


Fri December 30, 2011
(News Tribune) Spiffy The News Tribune (Tacoma, WA) says: "...sometimes individual stories on our website take on a life of their own and attract a much wider audience, especially when they are linked to by a big aggregator like FARK " (1st paragraph)  (blog.thenewstribune.com) (3)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Google) Silly Lurker appreciation thread. Thanks for being the studio audience  (google.com) (292)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The American Interest) Interesting French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (83)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Starpulse) Interesting Rooney Mara beat off competition from Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman to get the coveted lead in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by getting drunk and auditioning while hung over  (starpulse.com) (218)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Strange Saudi Arabia still accuses women of practicing witchcraft. Hey, maybe we could have Christine O'Donnell be our ambassador to Saudi Arabia  (foreignpolicy.com) (66)


Sun December 11, 2011
(The Raw Story) Sick Watch as this conservative GOP audience cheers for child labor, as Upton Sinclair spins in his grave  (rawstory.com) (300)
(Comics Alliance) Amusing Al Jaffee, the 91 year-old artist who has drawn Mad Magazine's fold-ins for years and done the Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions feature, took stupid questions from a live audience and gave some damn snappy answers (w/video)  (comicsalliance.com) (42)


Thu December 08, 2011
(io9) Cool Nichelle Nichols reveals that the role of Spock as originally written was gender-neutral. How does she know? She auditioned for the role. What other roles would have been interesting if the gender had been flipped?  (io9.com) (108)


Tue December 06, 2011
(WFTV) Florida New county auditor locates $30,000 just in time to give himself a $30,000 pay raise  (wftv.com) (28)


Mon December 05, 2011
(C|Net) Unlikely How to make your LPs sound better than ever. I'm sure that "warm" sound will be enhanced with $12,000 of speaker wire and pro audio equipment  (news.cnet.com) (244)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Amusing If the Muppets auditioned for other movies. Statler and Waldorf in "X-Men" for the win  (buzzfeed.com) (60)
(Telegraph) Stupid Saudi Arabian religious council says that allowing women drivers would be the end of virginity. I think they misunderstand the purpose of the stick shift  (telegraph.co.uk) (84)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Magazine) Followup Michele Bachmann says she's "fully aware" we don't have an embassy in Iran; she was just applauding the Brits. Or something  (nymag.com) (71)


Sat November 19, 2011
(YouTube) Obvious It wouldn't be ESPN College Gameday without Lee Corso dropping an F-bomb (NSFW audio)  (youtube.com) (31)


Thu November 17, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Saudi women with sexy eyes may be forced to cover them up. (w/ you may need to cover something else up after looking at it pic)  (myfoxdc.com) (415)


Mon November 14, 2011
(SeattlePI) Interesting Microsoft and Duke team up to develop a phone that will allow users to verify if photos, video, or audio have been altered; suck  (seattlepi.com) (7)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Deadline) Weird Meanwhile in Norway, television audiences can't get enough "Pan Am"  (deadline.com) (63)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) AudioEdit Create an audio version of an email hoax. Write your own or follow link to hoax archive  (hoax-slayer.com) (13)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Register) Unlikely Sales of audio CDs will effectively end in 2012  (reghardware.com) (201)


Wed November 02, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely Russian and Chinese companies most likely to bribe. In other news, Unlikely tag seen driving a new Audi R8  (bbc.co.uk) (12)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine Apparently the test for sorcery in Saudi Arabia is beheading. If you live, you are innocent. If not, then you weigh more than very small rocks  (dailymail.co.uk) (210)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Pumpkinhead Squirrel auditions to be FARK's official Halloween mascot  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)


Sat October 29, 2011
(NewsBusters) Spiffy Bill Maher's audience is finally turning on him  (newsbusters.org) (119)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Bloomberg) Interesting For leading VW to world's top automaker position, VW board approves Third Peich term  (bloomberg.com) (17)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sick GOP debate crowds: Applauding the execution of an innocent man? Old news. Cheering the death of an uninsured person? Meh. Booing a gay soldier? So last week. Blaming the unemployed? The new hotness  (huffingtonpost.com) (162)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing "Look, we saw some amazing people. Scarlett Johansson was great. It was a great audition, I'm telling you. But the thing with Scarlett is, you can't wait for her to take her clothes off"  (huffingtonpost.com) (62)
(LA Times) Sad Sue Menger, Hollywood super-agent, dead at 79. How she cleaned up her office after The Aristocrats audition, I'll never know  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (13)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Short List) Fail While Craigslist is still suitable for hiring sexual slaves, promoting auditions for movies that don't exist and selling human skulls, it's still not a great way to buy pot  (shortlist.com) (50)
(Canoe) Followup Saudi Arabia says Iran will "pay the price" for that trying to kill their ambassador thingee. Hey isn't the penalty for attempted murder beheading? How would they behead an entire coun-- oh  (cnews.canoe.ca) (137)
(CBS News) Followup Iran: Oh, we just plan to blow up ONE Saudi diplomat in the United States and now they're trying to turn the whole world against us  (cbsnews.com) (154)

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