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75 headlines found matching 'Audi'
Fri November 17, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger uses "Dilly Dilly" as an audible. Steelers put Titans in pit of misery
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds car after forgetting where he parked it. Fark: Twenty years later
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pikachu can suddenly speak English now (w/ horrified audience reaction)
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
George Takei's denial of engaging in sexual assault disputed by audio of George Takei saying he engaged in sexual assault
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Sat November 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In case you were doubting that shiat's going sideways in Saudi Arabia: they've also arrested the Chairman of the Binladin Group. Yes, those Binladins
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia calls on sanctions against Iran for supporting terrorism. Also calls the kettle black
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler, on allegations against Roy Moore: "Even if you accept the Washington Post's report as being completely true, it's much ado about very little [girls]"
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Motorist honks impatiently at car stopped in front of him at green light, which turns out to be an unmarked police car, which proceeds to pull him over. Back and forth profanity-laced hilarity ensues (w/audio & video)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia says Lebanon has declared war on it, the baba ganoush has hit the fan
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Medicare cracking down on drug-testing fraud, it's more lucrative than ever: "The audit initially called for repayment of $25 million but was settled in 2016 for less than $7,000, according to the company. Medicare officials had no comment"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actors share their rudest audiences, from the guy that jumped on stage to charge his phone on a fake outlet in the set to the bored girls talking selfies. Discussion time: What was the rudest display you ever seen at an audience?
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi prince killed in helicopter crash near kingdom's war-torn Yemen border. No reports of missiles flying everywhere yet
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hours after Kushner leaves Saudi Arabia, a Russian-back coup launches into effect--the House Of Saud is turning upon itself as Putin chuckles Sovietly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia intercepts ballistic missile over capital. So that peace in the Middle East thing is working out
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Fri November 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue dropping print edition after realizing that their target audience doesn't even know what a print magazine is
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Audi Owner: Hi, I'm calling to check to see if my Audi R8 is ready to pick up from service. Service Manager: Yeah, about that....
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fox gets on the Radiohead hating bandwagon, the ten year-old bandwagon. Don't know why they bother as their 900 year-old audience thinks the Beatles is the latest thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WP: "We've heard you're going to be announcing your foreign policy team shortly... Any you can share with us." Trump: "George Papadopoulos, he's an energy and oil consultant, excellent guy." (1:20 in the audio recording - yes, there is a recording)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
American Bar Association calls audible on Omaha lawyer nominated by Trump for the bench, making him the second Trump nominee to be deemed "not qualified"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is back from his secret Saudi Arabia trip, just in time to be indicted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Okay now Saudi Arabia is gonna let women into sports stadiums. IS NOTHING SACRED??
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's better than winning a sweetheart contract from your Sec. of Interior buddy? Getting that contract to state that the government cannot audit or review your costs or profits
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not only does the Saudi Crown Prince sound more progressive than the POTUS, he may in fact BE more progressive than the POTUS. Still two more months to go in 2017
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez tells law school audience that "the Electoral College is not a creation of the Constitution." Then he bites the head off a bat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia plans to build a $500 billion mega-city. Costs will break down to $1 billion for the buildings and $499 billion for the air conditioning
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi billionaire investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal says "bitcoin will implode one day". So it does behave like a real currency after all
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook will soon extort money from publishers who want to reach an audience
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that archaeologists have spotted hundreds of mysterious, ancient stone structures put there by aliens in Saudi Arabia on Google Earth, but archaeologists have spotted hundreds of mysterious, ancient stone structures put there by aliens
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Actor who auditioned for new IT reveals scene was shot where Pennywise reveals his spirit animal is the dingo
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Actress recounts a private audition with a kimono-clad Steven Seagal. What is it with fat, buttery men assuming all women want to sleep with them?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Is Blade Runner 2049 just too well made and interesting for today's audiences? Or, are today's audiences, half of which voted for Trump, just too damn dumb for smart scifi?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[redacted] bragged on [redacted] about defrauding the Defense Department by selling [redacted] to [redacted] under a contract for [redacted]. [redacted] unavailable for [redacted]
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Instagram star accidentally turns on her phone during sex, then accidentally selects the Instagram app and then accidentally livestreams the audio to her followers for 3 minutes. Oops
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disappointing box office of Blade Runner 2049 blamed on fact that its primary audience consisted of older men who are walking encyclopedias of the Blade Runner universe - in other words, (ahem), NERDS
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When the Saudi king rolls into Moscow, he rolls DEEP, with a 1,500-person "squad," food, furniture, servants and carpets from home, and his own portable golden escalator
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
13 countries voted against a UN resolution to ban the death penalty for homosexuality. Voting "no" were the usual suspects: Saudi Arabia, China, Iraq, the United States. Wait, what?
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Fri September 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well-known Farker gives NPR interview on volunteer radio operators heading to Puerto Rico (LGT The Takeway main page, only link to the audio story)
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Saudi Official fired after a photoshopped picture of deceased King with Yoda next to him appears in textbook
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump will skip the new FBI Director installation ceremony on news that most of the audience is actively working to impeach and arrest him
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I started to ask why anyone should be allowed to publish false information for the express purpose of angering their audience... but Stranahan cut me off. "Hey, I'm walking into the White House right now"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ding dong, Trumpcare's dead. Saudi women can now drive, and Mueller is gearing up to interview WH staff. It's a good day in Farkville, yea? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts tonight at 8PM EDT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia decides to let women drive. Your dad submitted this with a tagline he stole from the 1970s
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Fri September 22, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 117 live from Japan. Ovince St. Preux vs Yushin Okami, Claudia Gadelha vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims start at 8 PM ET on FXX, Main card at 10 PM ET, also on FXX
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman that buys a used Mitsubishi from a Toyota dealer in South Africa demands that Toyota buy her a new Audi after her used POS breaks down, and then it gets really weird
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Snapchat blocks Al-Jazeera in Saudi Arabia. How will fearless reporters send dick pics to fundamentalist Muslims now?
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Amazon to live stream Chicago Bears game with separate audio feed for those unfamiliar with football, such as foreigners and the coaching staff of the Bears
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
VW plans to electrify entire 300-car lineup by 2030, as soon as they can find some way to cheat on the tests
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi auditioned for the role of Captain Sisko, newly unearthed audition footage reveals
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Good News, Everyone: Futurama is returning as a podcast including the original cast and writers. A podcast is an ancient form of audio only video from the ancient 20th century
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Some Hams)
 
 
 
Ham radio operators have already activated the Hurricane Watch Net. If you don't have a shortwave receiver, you can click the link to the left for live streaming audio
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Mon September 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump some goofy, ridiculous gifts to buy his loyalty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man creates site requiring you to pay him a dollar in order to see how many other people have paid him a dollar. Sounds dumb, but hey.... Trump was voted in. There appears to be enough of an audience for this
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Trump administration hires former DeVry University official as new head of Education Department unit meant to police fraud. Why yes, DeVry recently settled a $100 million case with the FTC for defrauding students, why do you ask?
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Mon August 28, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Forty years later, audio from the gold-plated copper record sent on Voyager 1 and 2 is now available on vinyl
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi kid arrested for dancing the Macarena in the street. C'mon, how can you arrest a kid who looks like that dancing the Macarena in the street?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Six weeks before auditions start, American Idol only has one judge under contract
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Moore takes his whole Broadway show audience to Trump Tower for a protest. No word on if he also gave the audience milk and cookies
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Mon August 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Question: What are Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien, and THC? Answer: The five drugs that Tiger Woods had in his system when he was arrested for driving under the influence last May
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
Audio
 
Farker is heading on a 15 hour eclipse viewing road trip with his 10yr old daughter and looking for good audio book recommendations that will entertain both
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Fri August 11, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tweakerville now has its own television show as business owner streams the 'North Everett Tweaker Cam.' Next step will be deploying a drone for live audio and potentially hiring a news anchor to compete with Fox News
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC DMV closes Raleigh license plate agency after audit finds 'operational and performance deficiencies'. Inefficiency at the DMV? Someone fetch my fainting couch
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Thu August 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi singer arrested for.... *shakes magic 8-ball*.... dabbing
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Tue August 08, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
When the last remaining pockets of civilized humans huddle in dark caves and the ruins of our cities as gangs of barbarians hunt us for sport, and we try to figure out where we went wrong, the phrase "Audiobooks for Dogs " will come up a lot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VW wants to come clean, offers serious rebates in Germany to trade in dirty diesels
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
I think someone needs to actually read his Bible, and prepare for a tax audit
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Sat August 05, 2017
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Celebrity rants on Facebook about people who don't take enough pride in their work, wonders if they're just working for the money. "Monetary rewards are great and all, but I know I get fulfilment when audiences love what we create for them"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Start spreading the news / I'm leaving today / I want to be a part of it, New York, New York ♫ (not safe for work audio so keep the volume down)
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Leaked audio from Jared 'I have no idea what I'm doing' Kushner
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When Saudi Arabia and the UAE effectively declared war on Qatar by blockading it, they expected a quick victory because America was on their side. Since then, they've learned that Trump's support is not the same as the U.S. government's support
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here it is, your moment of zen. The senate audibly gasps as McCain kills the bill
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Porsche hits the brakes on their LMP1 program in favor of Formula E
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Thu July 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tragedy averted as Canadian Supreme Court backs Inuit hamlet. Inuit Claudius and Inuit Gertrude await sentencing
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Wed July 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fun with NASCAR in-car audio, as mics capture Clint Bowyer blasting teammate Danica Patrick after crash: "[expletive] her" Ricky Stenhouse: "why yes, I am, and it's really quite good"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
By doing this, Saudi Arabia hopes to head off future offenses
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