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72 headlines found matching 'Audi'
Mon July 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "Impending Visit by the Secret Service," we consider a think tank analyst who informs a sympathetic audience that drawing and quartering President Obama would be "too good for him"
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz AND Louie Gohmert will be in the same place on Saturday. Let's see what kind of audience/protest/time-space rift erupts
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Its defense business flagging, Boeing strikes back (Featured Partner)
 
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman pleads not guilty in $20 million Saudi sheik extortion plot, will be charged with attempting a high stakes sheik down
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP releases audio it claims will prove an Obama cabinet member broke the law. Surely, this is Obama's Immigrant Katrina Benghazi Bergdahl Arugula Gate, right?
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(162)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The House GOP slashes the enforcement budget of the IRS by 25%, plans to make them spend the other 75% finding lost hard drives of auditors who tried to actually do their jobs and investigate tax cheats
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(120)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences went bananas over Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, which took the #1 spot at the box office with $70 million. Transformers 4: Explosions and No Plot is a distant #2 with $16.7 million and Tammy tumbling to #3 with $12.7 million
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Andy Sidaris, the man who invented the the practice of panning a sporting event's audience with his camera and zooming in on all the hot babes. AKA, the "honey shot"
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(46)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Audi finds slapping a badge on a VW Jetta and raising the price over $10,000 is a bad business plan. Just kidding. Audi can't keep its rebadged Jetta in stock
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(113)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Government audit finds ObamaCare "can't ensure" enrollees are eligible or that they're getting the right subsidy
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(73)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
Since you have seen every single optical illusion on the web, here is an audio illusion
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(48)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Entertainment Tonight painfully tries to explain Guardians of the Galaxy to its audience
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(62)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Like audiobooks? Want a free one? Audiobook narrator and Farker has a deal for you- pick a title from the list in the link and it's yours for the asking
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(15)
 
(LiveFreeBlog)
 
 
 
Libertarian VP Candidate wants to shut down "Book of Mormon" musical, because the Mormon protagonist who fights AGAINST child rape is somehow offensive to Mormons. "The audience even cheered. But not me. My values got in the way"
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Leading scientist thrown out of classical music concert by audience after trying to crowd-surf during "Hallelujah Chorus" for the first time since the 18th Century
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
England vs Uruguay World Cup match scored the biggest UK TV audience since the 2012 Olympics. Awkward
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(30)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus shows off her little Miley to audiences in Spain, is basically reduced to doing porn onstage (Might be not safe for work, definitely not safe to see if you've eaten in the last twelve hours)
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Sun June 15, 2014
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Here's why HBO passed on an 'American Gods' series. Was it because Neil Gaiman isn't as great as his outspoken fanboys claim and the show would have been a failure with real audiences? I bet that's it
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Thu June 12, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix to reboot The Magic School Bus for modern audiences. No word on whether Miss Frizzle will be having a relationship with one of her students
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(45)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 will open alongside Snowpiercer, which is described as the opposite of the giant robot film, being called an "intelligent tentpole made for a thinking audience who likes their thrills with smart." So, that will bomb heavily
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(77)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
UN bypasses North Korean concentration-camp boss, Saudi minister of adulterer-stoning and Zimbabwean mass-grave supervisor, chooses human-rights leader for top human-rights post
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Sun June 08, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
George Strait shatters the Rolling Stones' concert attendance record with 105,000 audience members in Texas. That's a lot of ex's
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Audible.com)
 
Audio
 
June is Audiobook Month, so TFarker Cyclometh is giving away a bunch of audiobooks that he's narrated. There's something for everyone so come on by and request one for yourself
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brad Paisley used an audience member's GoPro camera to play his guitar. The resulting video might make you just a wee bit dizzy
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(16)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Psychic mistakenly makes contact with live audience member. "The hall erupted in laughter. She was unable to get the audience back"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What's a metal singer do when he spots the audience groping a teenaged crowd surfer? Stop the concert, of course. "If I farking see that shiat again, I swear to God I will point you out in the crowd and have everyone around you beat your farking ass"
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Thu May 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's tiny MMuseumm may have world's weirdest collection, ranging from shoe thrown at George Bush's head to censored Saudi Arabian pool toys. Curator: "If an item does not completely and utterly blow our minds, we don't even consider it" (pics)
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft challenges the FBI...and wins. Shame about all the audits and deportations, though
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Mon May 26, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Audience throws beer at Macaulay Culkin's band after they took the stage at Nottingham, and the crowd's boos were loud enough that the band fled the stage
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Awesome: Last week was the first time an amputee, a Pakistani woman and a Saudi Arabian woman scaled Mount Everest. Don't Wanna Live on This Planet Anymore: Also the first time someone did the Harlem Shake on the summit
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Tue May 20, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not-so-Super Tuesday Wonks nationwide are on the edge of their seats awaiting the results for auditor, comptroller, and state land commissioner
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(16)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
How do you make your servant bring coffee to you more quickly? Well, if you're Saudi Arabian, you pour a bucket of boiling water on them (Warning: Graphic image)
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Turns out the Godzilla audio track matches the Jurassic Park trailer frighteningly well
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(18)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
STFU Jason Whitlock. I know you're tired of hearing that, and we all wonder why you're given an audience, but, seriously, STFU
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Thu May 15, 2014
(SciFi Now)
 
 
 
Bryan Singer explains how to deal with X-Men movie continuity errors since he started them in 1999. "Some of these I hope the audience will forget about"
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to run a high-end vehicle chop shop, it's probably best not to taunt the cops with a set of 'S2OLUN' vanity plates on your Audi. Or you can be an idiot. Like this guy, for example
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Audi is first to market with a car that has friggin lasers for headlights
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Nine fictional mothers who should have eaten their young and spared audiences from the agony of annoying children. Why yes, a certain doctor from the USS Enterprise is on the list
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Fri May 09, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In bid to attract millennial audience, ABC greenlights "Selfie" the series. Loosely based on My Fair Lady, John Cho attempts to teach Karen Gillan how to live life offline
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why Fark in Saudi Arabia wouldn't be such a good idea: Drew would be constantly caned, and half of Farkers would be labeled as terrorists
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Wed May 07, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Google exec invites himself to speak at tech expo, then leaves in a snit thirty minutes before the talk because the audience is too small
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(Uncut)
 
 
 
Monty Python release new, previously-unheard song. It's not How Sweet It Is To Be An Idiot, but it'll do (links to audio)
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(18)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Anti-fraud county auditor candidate gets indicted for...wait for it ... fraud
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(14)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Wars cantina band auditions
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Globe Theater audience members faint during violent Shakespeare play. This is not a repeat from 1590
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(18)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
In a move that cannot possibly end badly, Saudi to let the internets complain directly to king. Link in article
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Wed April 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Male model doing 80mph in a 30 zone totals house and Audi. Then annoys police by only being concerned about his looks ahead of fashion shoot. Oh yeah, his name is "Storm Burger"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia takes a break from oppressing its citizens to criticise Norway's human rights record
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Thu April 24, 2014
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested trying to flee the country after raping girl. Fark: Saudi exchange student who raped 16-year-old daughter of his host family. What the Fark: He was having an affair with his host mom, and she tried to help him escape
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan to guide hopeful audiences to a miserable ending by being the narrator of "How I Met Your Dad"
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(48)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Audiences? Puddle of Mudd's lead singer f*cking hates them
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Sun April 20, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
And now for your auditory pleasure, here are 40 minutes of instantly recognizable sound effects from classic Warner Bros. cartoons
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has confirmed seven new cases of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, adding up to 36 infections in five days, a sudden increase of a disease that kills about a third of the people infected and has no cure. الجميع الذعر
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Sat April 19, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the 2014 World Car of the Year is the _____________
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(49)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged that their high school students would be exposed to the filth contained in the musical 'Rent' that includes but is not limited to a woman mooning the audience. "We sent a letter of concern"
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Tue April 15, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
News: Principal diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Spiffy: His students, faculty and staff flooded auditorium stage to shave their heads to show their support. This is how you deal with it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams loses any semblance of his street cred by breaking down and bursting into tears on Oprah Winfrey's sofa in front of a national audience
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(88)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Of course you are filling out all your tax forms correctly and not taking any dubious deductions. But just in case you make a teeny little mistake, the good news is your chances of getting audited haven't been this low since the '80s
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Newsday)
 
 
 
No pressure, kids: that guy in the back of the auditorium watching you perform Billy Joel songs is Billy Joel
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(55)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Forget #cancelcobert, Jon Stewart said racist jokes and cursed me out on set. Well...the comedian who warmed up the audience said something I found to be rude, and Stewart used the F word, but not directly at me. Oh, and this was in 2008
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Wed April 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Based on his recent appearance on Fox News, Ben Stein is clearly auditioning to take over for John Hodgman playing the "Deranged Millionaire" character on "The Daily Show"
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(64)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
How many government agencies does it take to change a light bulb? Recent GAO audit determines that it takes somewhere between 10 and whothehellknows
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(151)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Wild turkey and Audis don't mix
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(26)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman accused of defrauding a 93 year-old man out of $1.3 million, though she insists he was fine giving up the money in exchange for her company
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(25)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good girls do, thanks to God's loophole (Not safe for work audio)
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(35)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia declares atheism and free thought as equivalent to terrorism. US fundies look on jealously and ask "why can't WE have that?"
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(112)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's biblical nonsense Noah floods the box office, taking the #1 spot with $47 million, knocking Divergent to #2 with a modest $27 million. And audiences couldn't stand Schwarzenegger's Sabotage, which bombed, tanking to #7
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(60)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Perv learns a truck mud bogging event at a motorcross park is a bad place to be caught molesting one of the audience member's children. "I guess you would say, 'country justice' out here in Elizabeth City." Tag is for what happened next
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(60)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With no other crimes requiring their attention, two police officers remove diabetic movie theater audience member, guilty of the crime of bringing in outside fruit to keep his blood glucose levels in check
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi princesses want President Obama to rescue them, though the President is hesitant to provide aid, fearing that once he is near the end of this task a little mushroom man will pop out and tell him the Princesses are in another castle
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(20)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A&E tosses its low-rated drama Those Who Kill to LMN so it can burn off the remaining episodes after realizing audiences keep confusing Chloe Sevigny with Sarah Jessica Parker
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(32)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How many hours will Triple B+ beat Daniel Bryan this week? Is Arnold Schwarzenegger going to defend the big eagle he received in 1999? Will the audience have to be as high as Shaggy to deal with Scooby Doo on WWE RAW at 8 PM on USA?
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