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Tue April 23, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FAA makes it official: Google now has its own air force
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rub'n'KraftTug video is coming. Arguably the worst Kraftwerk album ever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
...of course, the downside here is that Trump may conclude that his best defense is to simply never leave office
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Mon April 22, 2019
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Dow Chemical donates $1 million to Trump. Of course they have asked for absolutely nothing in return. Absolutely nothing indeed. Right?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Jonesing for some hot woman on woman action? CBS Sports has you covered with a multiple year contract with the WNBA
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
You think YOU have a tough job? Try being Notre Dame's insurance adjuster
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed news editor gets heat from Fox News after saying the truth
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida woman fights Florida man, gets Easter Bunny as backup
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Sun April 21, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
I see you changed something... New haircut? No, new shoes? You're the Blue Angels, so it must be the new plane
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Sat April 20, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's FDA is about to legalize fake cherry pie. My, my
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Fri April 19, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news, gang: the Notre Dame bees survived
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pieces of Paul Revere's handcrafted silverware now on display in Florida, including a coffee pot, soup bowls, beer mug inscribed "To my drinking buddy Samuel Adams"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Best to slow down in this "SCOHOL" zone
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Thu April 18, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Living on the high seas sounds fun, unless it's like this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook teams up with Daily Caller for fact checking initiative. Is that the joke?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite Trump repeatedly calling reports that he was going to appoint Ivanka as head of the World Bank "fake news", Ivanka now claims that Trump DID offer her the job, but she turned him down
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Congress will get the Mueller report and 12 free hours of AOL on CDs
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Wed April 17, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Step 1: insert coal. Step 2: make diamonds. Step 3: trade for drugs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump adds to his resume for The Nobel Peace Prize
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Tue April 16, 2019
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light, feeding the town and feeding right, in the evening It's pretty pleasing. Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam, swimming in sherry, out in Detroit Land
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(Journal Record)
 
 
 
NRA sues longtime ad agency. Questions about eyeballs for NRATV. Ghost of Charlton Heston screaming incoherently in the background
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Notre Dame could be rebuilt in part by A: Generous donations? B: Volunteers? or C: Assassin's Creed?
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Mon April 15, 2019
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man fires gun at Ceiling Cat and misses
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(The Week)
 
Weeners
 
OK I'm just gonna leave this headline here: "Mike Pence is reportedly as big a Trump suck-up in private as in public"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This gay, black, conservative, Republican Christian wants you to know that Mayor Pete Buttigieg doesn't have any idea just how awesome and accepting Mike Pence truly is
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President of Seychelles makes plea to help save the World's oceans. Text of speech: "Glub glub, blub, splash, glub, glurb, bluuuuurrrgle"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ah those annoying robocalls. Why do we get so many of them and how do we stop them?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
This is becoming the worst timeline, so why not: glaciers that trapped decades of radioactive fallout are now melting
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Sun April 14, 2019
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado Lotto won't pay winner full amount even though the other two winners cheated. Now he hopes to win big in court
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pelosi wants to beat the hell outa the youngins
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fat ugly-ass rhino baby born in Iowa. (with video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fuct clothing brand refused trademark since it sounds like something else. Lawyers say he's probably farked
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Fri April 12, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MLB will now wait on robot umpires and a longer mound distance. Although pitching underhand to Chris Davis still being considered
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
British police had to arrest Julian Assange carefully to keep him from pushing some kind of mysterious "panic button" that could destroy Ecuador or something
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Goodnight, Slutman
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Mon April 08, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
In an alternate timeline, Donald Trump goes to El Salvador to learn more about the conditions refugees are fleeing from. In this one, it's California Governor Gavin Newsom
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Sun April 07, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader says the Boeing 737 Max "should never fly again." Although it might just be a plug for his latest book, "Corvairs With Wings"
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Sat April 06, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Men's Final Four round from Minneapolis. Can the Virginia Cavaliers tame the Auburn Tigers? Can the Texas Tech Red Raiders make the Michigan State Spartans history? The fun begins at 6 PM ET on CBS
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson is made an honorary citizen of Bosnia, in thanks for his solo performance there during the 92-95 war. Up the Irons
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
WV mom with gun stops Egyptian man from kidnapping her daughter in mall. ummmmmmm Correction: WV mom arrested for reporting event that never happened
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times
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Fri April 05, 2019
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Decision to withdraw Ronald Vitiello as ICE head in favor of someone getting the agency "in a tougher direction" was pushed by Stephen Miller. Obvious tag locked up in cage at southern border
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Businessman takes a run at Rick Scott's state record for Medicaid fraud, but comes up about 3/4 of billion dollars short, managing only to steal a measly $1 billion
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump withdraws his nominee to head ICE, or maybe he didn't and the withdraw paperwork was a "clerical error that had been rectified", or no, wait, perhaps "Vitello's withdraw was final". Depends on who you ask, nobody's really sure
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Did Pat Robertson really equate feminism with child murder, witchcraft and lesbianism? Snopes: That's a bingo
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(The Root)
 
 
 
You and your white friends were painting anti-semitic and racist graffiti? Is 9-18 weekends in jail lenient enough?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Eight of the surviving Apollo astronauts got together for a portrait, and the wardrobe of a certain second man to walk on the moon/noted pugilist stole the show
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas becomes the 69th best team in the country
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Thu April 04, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After a third person has died falling into the Grand Canyon, park officials remind visitors to stay away from the edge of the canyon. Because gravity
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NCAA president says recent court ruling supports the contention that NCAA athletes are students, not employees
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who stands in front of truck gets tired
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R) calls Donald Trump's claim that wind turbines cause cancer "idiotic". Subby is sure the President is going to take this rather harsh criticism with the kind of grace only a very stable genius is capable of
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Wed April 03, 2019
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Your more progressive states pass laws to ban plastic bags. Your not so progressive states pass laws to ban the banning of plastic bags
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Acuña Matata
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No. wait. stop. don't go. pleasszzzzz *snore* *cough* wha? What was that you said? Oh. Well, bye
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a complete surprise, NJ wants a piece of NYC's congestion pricing action
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Mon April 01, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Aren't corpses a kind of property?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new federal study gives people with rare cancers new options other than "GFY," LOL," and "Ha-Ha"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
President resigns and turns powers over to Putin
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Sun March 31, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, over in the Women's Tournament, if you picked all the top seeds to advance to the Elite Eight, your bracket is looking pretty good
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Today's perfect headline: "Busted spa owners often got off easy"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Our investigators ... concluded with high confidence that the Saudis had access to Bezos' phone, and gained private information. As of today, it is unclear to what degree, if any, AMI was aware of the details." MBS: So, no collusion?
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Sat March 30, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tonight in Utah, for the first time since '73, you can go get yourself some without running afoul of the law
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently people do not like the L.A. Coliseum changing its name
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Fri March 29, 2019
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General investigating San Antonio for blocking A) Immigrants from seeking asylum? B) Measures to legalize certain drugs? or C) Chick-Fil-A?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Gorsuch and "I like beer" on different sides of an issue. Fark: Whether to allow a Buddhist spiritual advisor at a condemned man's final moments
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Thu March 28, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns guard Devin Booker scores 50 points but the team still loses. This is not a repeat from Monday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First Trump went back to catch and release of illegal migrants. Now Trump is threatening to close the US-Mexico border
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Wed March 27, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Two letters by inventor Nikola Tesla surface, neither of which include "F U Edison"
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Tue March 26, 2019
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Arby's: We Have the Murder
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Mon March 25, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Harvard researcher finds that 23 and me confirms that she is human
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Stolen hot air balloon found at hot air balloon festival. Because where else would it be?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Family that owns Krispy Kreme, Keurig, and Panera were Nazi supporters and used Nazi slave labor. Much of global business has adopted a similar employment model
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Sat March 23, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Privacy fence dispute upgraded to security fence issue after mannequins kidnapped from yard
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Subby had gay babysitters so he approves this headline. Michigan takes it one step further and say NO to discrimination against LGBT couples in tax funded adoptions
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Fri March 22, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Shaq Diesel heading to Miami for music festival as DJ Shaq. "Performing to me is my Game 7. Game 7, down by one, the city needs you, everybody needs you, the crowd's going crazy.... Sports and music relieve stress, and I happen to dominate both"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NY Mets announce that for the first time since the end of the 1963 season they will no longer be playing home games at the corner of 126st and Roosevelt Ave
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine judged by Fox for second week, found to be wanting
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Thu March 21, 2019
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Finally cable companies are starting to get it - all we want is a bunch of channels bundled together for one price
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Seafaring raccoon rescued while swimming in Sarasota waters"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ichiro retires from the Seattle Mariners after the Japan Series, the last player active from their last playoff team from 2001
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Wed March 20, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In what is probably a presidency-imperiling scandal in a better timeline, NYC's investigation shows the Kushner company is illegally renting out apartments in nine buildings in the city that don't have the required Certificates of Occupancy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings: "We are up by 25 to the Brooklyn Nets, we are going to win comfortably, right?"
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Walker Lindh set to be released after serving a 20 year sentence for fighting in a war that's still going on. Is this what winning looks like?
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Mon March 18, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Dotard tweeted a bunch of stupid things, almost none of which were about the Christchurch massacres, and an Australian nazi got an egg cracked on their head which should be super concerning to us for some reason. MSNBC thread, fun starts 8pm EST
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Tacko Fall too big to play in the NBA?
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Sat March 16, 2019
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Giant South American lizards moving into Georgia. I for one welcome our new redneck lizard overlords
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
If you're already apologizing for things you did in your teens and how you treat your wife in public just two days after you launch your presidential bid, you may have slightly overestimated your chances
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Fri March 15, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un: *strokes 3rd chin* On second thought, maybe we SHOULD have nuclear weapons
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL players will receive $188 million in performance payments for 2018. As much as $42.50 of that is earmarked for the Raiders
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
New Zealand Mosque Shooter: Were/are you a supporter of Donald Trump? As a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose? Sure. As a policy maker and leader? Dear God no
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A terrorist training compound in my Murica? It's more likely than you think
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Thu March 14, 2019
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Active shooting at New Zealand mosques. Jesus H (UPDATE: four suspects in custody)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
6th Circuit Court of Appeals: Bird, Bird, The Bird is a word...and as such protected by the 1st Amendment
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Wed March 13, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
How to keep body cam footage from an officer involved shooting from the public? Simple, just refuse to punish the officer - as if you ever would - then say the video can't be released because he could still potentially face disciplinary action
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Accusation of dipping testicles in customer's salsa is no laughing matter, judge incorrectly tells defendant
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Mon March 11, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mosley had his hands in the air shouting 'hands up, don't shoot,' was taunting security guards with his superior educational background, and was using profanity toward officers." But that's not when things went south
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News goes with the "people have been desecrating Bibles for a long time" defense
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
With robo-journalism increasing, does that make Fark the mother of all botnets?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
R Kelly says 'We're going to straighten all this stuff out.' Even OJ spotted rolling his eyes
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
New video emerges allegedly showing R. Kelly abusing young girls. Difficulty: "some guy" found it while cleaning out his old VHS collection, has no idea why he had it, and his lawyer is Gloria Allred
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Sun March 10, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Houston voters demanded that firefighters be paid as much as police. Step 1: Fire ten percent of fire fighters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Explorers to send the first ever live video feed from deep below the ocean's surface. It's technology that's just hard for most people to fathom
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Who needs small town newspapers when you've got Facebook
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Sat March 09, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke confirms loss at UNC tonight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While the rest of the country freezes to death, California enjoys "super bloom" of colorful wildflowers
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Fri March 08, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New report finds foreign leaders gave Donald Trump $140,000 in gifts in 2017, not counting McDonald's gift cards
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Daddy, I need 100 million for my fake initiative that I plan to launder money to all my buddies through.... Grifters gonna grift. Imagine Clinton setting up Chelsea this way
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Will he be the black Yao Ming or the black Shawn Bradley?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Well Duh, you always want to keep killing civilians a secret
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama, where if y'all want food stamps y'all better piss clean
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Thu March 07, 2019
(Mashable)
 
 
 
World's second-last Blockbuster closes, leaving just one store left in Bend, Oregon. It's right next to the world's last VCR repair store
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A Florida police officer who fatally shot a man for the crime of 'being stranded while black' has gotten a promotion and raise. Nah, just kidding. He's looking at life in prison. Florida tag too busy being shot at
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Wed March 06, 2019
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
R. Kelly taken into custody in handcuffs again according to this three sentence article quoting a one sentence tweet
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Tue March 05, 2019
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is that a $ 4,000 bottle of Remy Martin liquor in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
And the country breathes a sigh of relief
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Mon March 04, 2019
(The Root)
 
 
 
Flint Michigan needs pure drinking water. Jaden Smith steps up
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Northwest Arkansas has become a literal garbage fire
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Sun March 03, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It never looks good when your unfaithful wife dies under mysterious circumstances and police find the phrase, "what happened to cheating spouses in historic Aztec tribes" in your browser's search engine
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Sat March 02, 2019
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember how every news outlet reported smaller IRS tax refunds? Well, about that
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
America's weirdest tourist attraction just happens to be a place called "night court" in Manhattan
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
There's driving drunk and hitting a car, but you're really upping your game when you hit 41 cars. In a row
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No deposit returned
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Wed February 27, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hide 'N Seek overachiever found alive after five hours buried under snow - in her car
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's pitch to North Korea is that if they denuclearize, investments from all over the world will flood in and make them a prosperous nation. He seems to have forgotten a law HE signed that forbids exactly that because of their human rights record
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Utah might raise their alcohol levels so they can be like any other U.S. state
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Russian flooding makes California town an island. Whatever, just stay out of our elections
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Make sure you're sitting down: Nigeria's President reelected amid widespread irregularities, including higher voter turnout in war-ravaged areas and a one-week, last-minute delay for "logistical reasons"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Police inform suspect arrested for DUI that warrantless roadside blood draws are mandatory. Courts: The police were mistaken, but we'll let it slide and allow the evidence since their hearts were in the right place
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Tue February 26, 2019
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un took a 2 1/2 day train trip across China, and then drove another thousand miles to reach the summit location in Hanoi, because he didn't have an air-worthy plane that could make the trip, and was too embarrassed to borrow one from China
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm taking my national guard troops and I'm going home
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Mon February 25, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration: "We need some advice on how to deal with Best Korea at summit." Trump: "I know the BEST person who can help"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
You know that time you had a make out session to Barry White? Yeah, but not in the back of a police car
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Sun February 24, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dude, stop talking. Just...stop
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Tennessee governor: "I'll see your blackface and raise you one Confederate uniform"
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Sat February 23, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man steals rare coins worth over $33,000, fences them through local change machines for face value, after modest service charge
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Newman impressed
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Fri February 22, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
So, you're not going to believe this, but Robert Mueller's long awaited, much anticipated Special Counsel report will not be turned over to The Department of Justice next week. So, let's all continue to shiver with antici
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Thu February 21, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to House Dems and GOP: Goddammit everybody better get on board our Stop Trump's Emergency bill tomorrow ...or we'll have a real emergency
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Wed February 20, 2019
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
State's Congressional delegation members propose new US Space Force HQ be located in Florida since Starfleet Academy already set in San Francisco
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Houston Police will no longer use no-knock warrants on drug raids. Will trick drug dealers into opening their doors by dressing as Girl Scouts or singling Christmas carols, depending on the season
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Mon February 18, 2019
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ghost town owls. O RLY
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Flybmi collapses leaving passengers GroundedSOL
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Sun February 17, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While not disclosing any terms of the confidential settlement agreement, Kaepernick's attorney predicts that some NFL team will sign him within the next two weeks
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Sat February 16, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Curious about where the status of the investigations related to President Trump stand? The Associated Press is here to help (and be sure to check out the "Related Topics" list for a deep dive down the rabbit hole)
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta attorney says it's time for musician R. Kelly to face criminal charges
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(Today)
 
 
 
Oh noes Toto: National Weather Service in Cleveland issues a "small dog warning" due to 50-mph winds
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now the AAF is colluding to keep Colin Kaepernick from playing
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Thu February 14, 2019
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Another tape of R. Kelly with underaged girl leaked. And this one somehow involves Michael Avenatti
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wife says Chicago officer assaulted in Connecticut prison. Subby wasn't aware Chicago's jurisdiction extended that far
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
America's biggest meat producer will soon offer vegan protein, IYKWIMAITYD
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Airbus A380 production line to be shuttered after airlines cancel all future orders
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Wed February 13, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Did you ever notice how even the most hated comedian of the 2000s can make a comeback? Isn't that weird? Huh
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Tue February 12, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks invited to spring training with the Pittsburgh Pirates. Well, he can't be much worse than what they have now
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Sun February 10, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Between stifling creative freedom and nonsensical award choices, numerous top-selling artists are now declining to perform at the Grammys
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Smoking can kill, but usually not this fast
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Fri February 08, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner: I am not El Cheapo
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Sun February 03, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Project: Lesser baby flamingo rescue. Nine hundred thirsty baby flamingos airlifted to safety in South Africa. Bonus pictures of hundred of grey fluff balls with orange knobby knees included
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump: Americans want the wall. The numbers don't lie. Numbers: LOL yeah he lyin'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The day after Trump announces U.S. withdraw from landmark Reagan nuclear pact, Putin says in testament that Russia will pull the threads and design new intermediate-range weapons because of course he does
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Fri February 01, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Martha McSally accepted $270,000 in illegal donations in order to lose Senate race but then still get appointed anyway
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump says State of the Union address will focus on unity
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Wed January 30, 2019
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to year in jail for attempting to feed crocodiles
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Tue January 29, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
FBI issues report on the motive for the Las Vegas shooting: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The problem is Trump is stuck on stupid
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Thu January 24, 2019
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Rapper BlocBoy JB sues Fortnite 'over 'Shoot' dance. At this point the game's next update will be called 'White Man's Overbite'
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
SNL Drunk Rudy opening in 3...2..1
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Tue January 22, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump has no plan following the Syria withdrawal
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Sat January 19, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe shuts off the internet to stop the spread of false and malicious reports about a violent crackdown by their benevolent security forces
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Fri January 18, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
For once, Duke DOESN'T suck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Subby got some GREAT deals on the last summit's coins. Hoping for a financial windfall from the second one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Due to sexual assault allegations, Sony Records drops R. Kelly like a bass
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Netflix refuses to pull scene with Lac-Megantic rail disaster from Bird Box, arguing the movie can't afford to lose the only scene with a tiny dose of realism (SPOILER IN ARTICLE)
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Key West to ban straws... er wait, sunscreen?
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawyers for the man accused of kidnapping Jayme Closs says that his confession "makes it hard" to come up with a defense
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman shoots boyfriend while taking Snapchat photo. NRA declares them NRA couple of the week
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Roberts is trying to preserve what Trump wants to destroy
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Tue January 15, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Air Traffic Controller Union to Trump: That's some nice air travel you've got there; be a shame if something happened to it
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix announces its biggest price increase yet, impacting all U.S. subscribers, smugly confident we'll continue to pay whatever for its nonstop firehose of content
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
¿Qué es eso, Lassie? Timmy se cayó un pozo?
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Sun January 13, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that one of the guys who co-discovered DNA is kind of a dick
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Fri January 11, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently the withdrawal of US forces in Syria has begun. Possibly. Maybe. Sort of. No Comment
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Thu January 10, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand looking at Troy, "The Armpit of" New York, for her 2020 campaign headquarters, because no one else wants her as a tenant
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
If Texans won't give up their land for the wall, the US should cede that land to Mexico, says this article showing how many backflips are necessary to continue supporting this wall nonsense
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Wed January 09, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
S#$t's on fire yo, so come and toast some marshmallows with us in the MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8pm EST. Bring a helmet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
When was the last time you admitted you were wrong? Difficulty: Politics Tab?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When 62 out of 100 is pretty damn good
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Tue January 08, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of Senators re-introduce bill to protect Robert Mueller from being national emergencied
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
George, the last achatinella apexfulva, has died at the ripe old age of 14
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Mon January 07, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fiberglass beacon, meet Lake Michigan
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Protip: If the guy you met on that dating site hasn't responded to your first 158,999 texts, the 159,000th probably won't bring him around. Also, "I'd make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones" is probably not a turn-on
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Sun January 06, 2019
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump administration is now saying troops will withdraw from Syria WHEN we defeat ISIS. That's what Trump meant all along. What, are you guys stupid? Why would we just leave?
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Sat January 05, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother approved?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Forbes develops AI that writes first drafts of articles. That's nice, but can it come up with a HOTY worthy Fark headline?
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Vox)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about Brazil's new far-right Trumpian president, Jair Bolsonaro, but were afraid to ask because he might send hit squads after you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover House Bolton
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Wed January 02, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer has coached his final game. His wife will make sure of that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ All is quiet, on New Years Day. We fire tear gas and scare them away. And we're gonna do it night and da-aay. Nothing changes, on New Years Day ♫
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Tue January 01, 2019
(Independent)
 
 
 
Being a douchebag rich guy yelling nonsense on Twitter does not make sitting board members happy. Surprisingly, not a story about Trump
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Mon December 31, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
HueHueHue
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Female Republican lawmakers in Kansas become less Republican
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Aspen Daily News)
 
 
 
So it only took the guy a screwdriver to steal $800,000 in jewelry? That's some solid security there, Lou
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"We may remember 2018 as the year when technology's dystopian potential became clear, from Facebook's role enabling the harvesting of personal data for election interference to unending series of revelations about Silicon Valley's ethos"
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Tue December 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gun buy back collects 509 handguns, 273 rifles, 245 shotguns and one rocket launcher
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russians, after spacewalk reveals mysterious hole in the Soyuz capsule docked to the ISS was drilled from the inside: "We're not saying it was aliens, but"
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