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69 headlines found matching 'Asa'
Mon May 04, 2015
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter suggests royal baby will cheer everyone up after 'doom and gloom' of Nepal earthquake .... because one entitled princess trumps 6,000 peasant deaths
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most unpleasant survey ever conceived reveals that one third of London men are too fat to see their own genitals
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Thu April 30, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA can't decide what those bright lights are on Ceres, so they started a poll
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Mon April 27, 2015
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
We're one step closer to Star Trek: NASA announces discovery of warp drive technology
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The greatest view of our own galactic center from NASA's great observatories. Because three space telescopes are better than one
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA launches 'unprecedented' search for alien life - and it wants your help
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop NASA's new mobile launch platform
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
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(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
NASA: "What a nice little Mars mission you have there. [cracks knuckles] Be a shame if anything happened to it"
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(36)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Cats aren't just for crazy cat ladies. More pet households own cats than other animals, according to the Humane Society. Cats rule households and now they rule the internet. So learn how to speak fluent Cat to make Caturdays more pleasant
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(1018)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA reveals it may use sparkling dust to find fabulous alien life - or vampires
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Why NASA will absolutely be responsible for triggering the inevitable zombie apocalypse
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(7)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bears guard and facial hair aficionado Matt Slauson ranks the NFL's top 10 beards. "Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant"
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(18)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
First color photos back from NASA's New Horizons probe that's visiting Pluto are in and they're ... well they are blurry
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(45)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Headline: "Statue of Liberty-sized ASTEROID on collision course to hit EARTH." Actual news: "NASA's Asteroid Watch said there is no chance the asteroid will hit Earth"
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(29)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
To keep bugs off airplane wings, NASA is trying out anti-stick coatings. Gremlins immediately protest to the FAA, seek immediate injunction
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Sun April 12, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The best places for flan in Los Angeles. That hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant by your casa and your abuela's not on the list
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Fri April 10, 2015
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
...while the shiat-on-a-shingle they serve on Mondays is palatable if not pleasant; but the *real* neighborhood gem is over on E block in CC's cell, a well-known secret among the locals made famous for his fruit-cocktail pruno and skills with a blade
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA scientists reveal 2018 plans to send a spacecraft into the upper atmosphere of the sun, probably at night when it's cooler
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Wed April 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
"With only a few weeks to live, NASA's MESSENGER spacecraft has been capturing some of the most detailed images we've ever seen of the Solar System's innermost planet. Here's the latest batch of Mercury porn"
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(34)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NASA chief scientist: We're not saying it's aliens now, but in 20 years it's aliens
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(50)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
New NASA plasma rocket could take humans to Mars in just 39 days
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(108)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
NASA's MESSENGER probe has discovered where Indiana state legislators will go when they die
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Tue March 31, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
NASA suggests flying saucer technology for manned mission to Mars
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(13)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Not so long ago, Rainbow Court mobile home park was a peaceful, pleasant community of senior citizens. Today it is a Mad Max, dystopian landscape of broken and abandoned trailers"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA can't wait to try out its new "over the shoulder boulder holder" technique to save the earth from massive asteroid impact. Actually, like geeks everywhere, they're *really* looking forward to figuring out how to unhook the damn thing
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(16)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finally gets around to testing out Einstein's twin theory regarding general relativity
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Thu March 26, 2015
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA Curiosity rover finds traces of nitrates on Mars, hopes to find hot dogs soon
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Tue March 24, 2015
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In worst invasion of Japan by alien species since Megalon, yellow-legged hornets from Korea are killing native honeybees in Nagasaki. "Concerns are rising that they will spread throughout the nation"
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers want you to come up with a list of names for features on Pluto that we won't even see until a NASA probe gets there in July, but there must be SOMETHING there that needs to be called Uniting Friends In Astronomy
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Sat March 21, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here's NASA's cutting edge experimental plane wing, proving just about anything can be made to fly if you just keep attaching propellers to it (pics)
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(54)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bacardi introduces "Tang," a liquor made from distilled green tea. Finally, an explanation for how NASA was able to get astronauts to sit on top of a rocket and be shot into orbit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA spent $2.5 billion sending a spaceship to Mars to find fat and alcohol. It would have been a lot cheaper to drive to Walmart
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Thu March 19, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hi i wud lIk 2 apply 4 d job @ ur firm pls wb asap LOL
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Sun March 15, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mr. Cruz, your chart showing a drop in space exploration spending tells you that we now get into space far cheaper, and that Earth science spending you criticize helps us understand the need to explore space. Sincerely, NASA
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Fri March 13, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NASA running out of plutonium for future space missions
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
NASA wants to build a greener, meaner and leaner passenger aircraft for the future
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Wed March 11, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you stopped to pick up one of the twenty-one bales of marijuana tossed from a suspect's car during a police chase in Casa Grande, Arizona, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office would like to speak with you
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Fri March 06, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NASA's Dawn probe now in standard orbit over Ceres with shields raised in case of, you know, aliens
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's old timey space fun when Connie Radar takes on NASA in this short about the first woman to make it to the moon. Come for the robot with a brain for a head, stay for the Thompson machine gun space fight
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Giant robots brought in to direct traffic in Kinshasa: "People don't respect the traffic police," said one Congolese taxi driver. "We should respect the robot" (pic)
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"With the aid of NASA's orbital Chandra X-ray Observatory, astronomers have discovered that the speed of expansion of galaxies containing supermassive black holes can be retarded by a phenomenon they've dubbed cosmic precipitation"
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mars rover sidelined by short circuit. NASA trying to contact Fisher Stevens to help fix the problem
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Wed March 04, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In order to preserve everyone's sanity, NASA is sending #TheDress to Mars. Thank God
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Tue March 03, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics was formed. You may know them better by the modern name, NASA
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Mon March 02, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
They should have had the lasagne
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Pro Hockey Talk)
 
 
 
Patrick Kane possibly out 6-10 weeks. Someone get Jay Cutler in bubble-wrap ASAP
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
NASA delays spacewalks after spacesuit problem. Discouraged astronauts now feeling hot under the collar
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the five coolest NASA missions that have never happened. Subby would have liked to see a giant moon truck be a reality
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(17)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
UFC 61 thread. Will Frank "Bonesnapper: Mir conquer Easter Island or will he burn up on reentry to THE octagon ? Will ..uh...ugh...let's hope the rest of the card turns out to be a pleasant surprise from the unheard of fighters. FoxSports1, 8PM ET/prelims 5PM ET
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kasabian call One Direction "five no-ones who won the lottery"
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
NASA says the Eastern U.S. looks like it's in a deep freeze. Here's the photo to prove it, from 200 miles up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be pleasant to wake up because your girlfriend has taken your penis into her mouth. You'd think
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Sat February 14, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NASA marks the five year anniversary of the Solar Dynamics Observatory with the release of a video to help you forget it's -5°F outside
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Joe Biden predicts that the 2016 election would cost up to $2 billion per candidate, or one NASA space launch
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(51)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
May the Geek be with you: Astronauts dress as Jedi for NASA Expedition 45 portrait
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS claims Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh was sedated when he was burned alive. Well then, that changes everything
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Mon February 09, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
New NASA footage shows complete dark side of the moon. But there is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun
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Thu February 05, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA updates Pluto's tagline from "speck of light" to "white smudge"
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Sat January 31, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
CNN food celebrity Anthony Bourdain ventures into Camden, NJ, devours two legendary Donkey steaks. "He was very pleasant. And very hungry"
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(38)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
NASA spent the week launching rockets into the northern lights in Alaska, and damn the video is beautiful
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(25)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In another sign of NASA efficiency, Opportunity has now taken 11 years to perform its 90 day mission
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sensational NASA photo proves once and for all, beyond all doubt, that life exists on Mars
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(100)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
NASA is developing a Martian helicopter
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(17)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has a close encounter of the third kind
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(20)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nice 80-year-old lady takes her Cadillac CTS for pleasant drive from Manatee County over Sunshine Skyway Bridge to St. Petersburg in southbound lanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NASA releases an awesome set of travel posters for newly-discovered exoplanets. Jokes about Uranus may be made to the right, as is the custom here
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(18)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
NASA throwing robots into volcanoes to study volcanic acti ... look, they're flinging Marvin the Paranoid Android over here into lakes of lava because they CAN. You'd do the same (pics)
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(6)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters slammed for promoting inner thigh gap. No word on whether they plan to fill it
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