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Tue July 29, 2014
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Corporate America gets told that since everyone only watches first five seconds of YouTube preroll ads, they shouldn't simply rerun TV commercials. "It's like we're NASA and we're only using the Hubble Telescope to look at our neighbor's boobs"
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Fri July 25, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA would like humanity to know that on July 23rd, 2012 a massive solar flare nearly destroyed Earth's entire electrical infrastructure, which would have plunged the world into total chaos. Have a nice day
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Tue July 22, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A flock of 400 quail, 21 pheasants, 19 partridges, seven chickens, two pigeons and a parrot sounds delicious until you realize they were being kept in one house
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(39)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA names building after Neil Armstrong, has plans to name a conference room after Buzz Aldrin, a quonset hut for Michael Collins
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Mon July 21, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
In order to expand knowledge of the outside world in North Korea, activists will download Wikipedia onto thumb drives and attach them to helium balloons. Finally, the starving peasants will have access to critical analyses of "Joanie love Chachi"
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As we near the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing, here's what NASA was planning in case a lunar lander malfunction had left Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin stranded on the moon
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA says alien life will be discovered in the next 20 years or so. ALF and Kang unavailable for comment
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Tue July 15, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
US patent office tells Apple they can't patent a fingerprint sensor just because they don't want anyone else to have a more pleasant UX. In other news, Android phones soon to come with a fingerprint sensor that's worth having
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Mon July 14, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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HE GREAT WIPE HYPE: Iowa Town Urges Citizens To 'Wipe Local.' As In Their Butts. With Toilet Paper.
 
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
On July 14th, 2015, NASA's New Horizons craft will arrive at Pluto. And boy, is it gonna be pissed to learn we demoted it
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Tue July 08, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Neat: nasal stem cells used to grow new nose for woman. Gah: in her spine where the cells were supposed to repair her spinal cord
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(15)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crowdfunding effort brings NASA solar probe - abandoned in solar orbit for more than 30 years - back to life
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(22)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA successfully launches satellite that they believe will end the CO2 debate once and for all. Oh, those naive dreamers at NASA, they probably still think we actually landed on the Moon, too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have a keen sense of smell and want a challenging yet vital job? Apply to be a NASA sniffer
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(10)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NASA signs deal with Boeing to build the most powerful rocket EVER, will be able to take us to infinity and BEYOND. Okay, maybe to Mars
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(58)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's OCO-2 is set to launch at 5:56 a.m. ET (launch attempt #2). Link goes to live feed
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Tue July 01, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
NASA chief visiting California rocket factory today in theatrical bit about how the US is supposedly serious about sending people to space again
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best lightning storm you'll see from space all day thanks to NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman
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(3)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Softbank CEO Masayoshi Son comes out as pro-robot, plays tongue-twister game with emotion-sensing robot on stage at shareholders meeting. "This is a robot that can love"
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spacewalkers install new antenna outside International Space Station. Apparently due to budget cuts NASA had to drop cable
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's what NASA thought future space colonies would look like when they planned them in 1970s. Nice suburbs
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Fri June 20, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA working on ways to prevent Armageddon, would like to shoot Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, and Aerosmith into the sun just to be on the safe side
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(20)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA bolsters Pluto-bound spacecraft for 2015 visit
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Wed June 18, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Fark NASA. I'll put humans on Mars in 2026" Well I'm sure bits of humans will rain down on Mars, maybe even Jupiter too
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to advertising executives to try and improve the lives of Colombian peasants by giving them their own off-grid refrigerators designed to keep their Coca-Colas cold
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, NASA has invented a smell-o-scope
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's harder to work at an Arkansas P.F. Chang's than it is for NASA
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Fri June 13, 2014
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
NASA explores faster than light travel with designs for a trip to Alpha Centauri in only two weeks. Which is a pretty amazing since after 45 years we still can't get back to the Moon
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA seeking public's help in designing a permanent base on Mars for humans.. If anything was up Fark's Photoshop alley, it's this. Let's all get helpful
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Wed June 11, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
To be fair, lasagna often leaves a big mess
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fight rages on over what kind of rotgut swill deserves to be called "Tennessee Whiskey." Fine Kentucky Bourbons sit back to watch the peasants fight
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA designs a real life Starship Enterprise that can travel at speeds faster than light without breaking Einstein's theories
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Tue June 10, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"
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Sun June 08, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"We're very happy to have collaborated again with NASA's experts to celebrate the two year anniversary of Angry Birds Space"
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Either President Obama just got smacked down by the House GOP on the NASA budget, or President Obama just brilliantly trolled the House GOP on the NASA budget
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(Medium)
 
 
 
If this is what a budget "victory" looks like for NASA, no wonder we'll never go to Mars
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
In news that will definitely not be misconstrued by conspiracy websites, NASA and US Navy plan to test saucer-shaped Martian vehicle on Tuesday
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hello Senator I am Asad, I mean Bob, yes Bob, from the New Yurk Times. Can you please give me quote about email addresses and passwords you use? This is totally legit story so don't worry
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is going to provide NASA with a new trampoline
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Some Big Government Loving Guy)
 
 
 
Bipartisan vote sends infrastructure modernization bill to President. Not infrastructure you use, peasant, it's for ports that job creators bring in cadmium pet treats and lead toys from China
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
NASA forced to explain why the promised exciting meteor shower was so boring
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Fri May 23, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Before you begin your Memorial day festivities this weekend, why not grab a lawn chair, a couple of cold ones and check out the meteor shower tonight? NASA says it's going to be AWESOME
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's vehicular based lasagna disaster is brought to you by Gaffney, South Carolina
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The next time that you complain that a beer is overloaded with hops, be glad that you're not drinking one of these beers instead. Come for the wasabi, stay for the rocky mountain oysters
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Thu May 15, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Devo co-founder Gerald Casale opens winery. Q: Are we not drunks?
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(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
NASA astronomer explains how every single atom in our bodies came from a star in the moment before its violent death. And that's a pretty damned beautiful thing: "We are dead stars looking back up at the sky"
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA spots black hole in sun, wonders if it will come to wash away the rain
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thieves break into Garfield's tomb, are disappointed they didn't find even one jewel encrusted lasagna pan
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(Independent)
 
 
 
El Niño, which means "the niño," to once again interrupt our recent trend of predictable, pleasant weather
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Tue May 06, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NASA captures huge explosion on the surface of the sun, which can mean only one thing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary shouldn't run because she'll be a grandmother by then and isn't that so much more pleasant than being the first woman President?
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
R2D2 helps NASA stop an attack on The International Space station. May the 4th be with you
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
NASA: micro-organisms from Earth could hitch a ride on a spacecraft and colonize the surface of Mars and trick scientists into thinking they are aliens
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The most influential and ripped off movie ever is not Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Star Wars, or Jaws. Hell, it was never even made
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Fri May 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to Pasadena Public Health Director Eric Walsh, Disney is a "dark empire" of superstition and witchcraft
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Thu May 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
NASA's new futuristic Z-2 space suit design has electroluminescent wire and exposed rotating bearings, as well as putting the underwear on the outside
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA gives William Shatner its highest award for civilians
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
SpaceX can save the government $1B annually. Or about a quarter of NASA's annual budget
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hackers help NASA
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA chef: Eventually our sun will grow cold and go out. it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes, and - all of this - was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(40)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA scientists now say we owe more to really bad Kevin Costner movies than we previously thought
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(14)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA Orion control room
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Tue April 15, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
If you've been looking for code to solve tightly coupled internal/external flows through future-concept short-duct turbofan engines, then NASA has some good news for you
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Mon April 14, 2014
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
While NASA and the Russians continue to squabble over their space programs, SpaceX is ready to launch another resupply mission to the ISS. Launch window is set for 4:58pm EDT today
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know that bright flash of light shooting up into the Martian sky captured by the Mars rover? NASA says it's merely a shiny rock and it's certainly not an alien beacon and just forget you ever saw anything and go back to watching the Kardashians
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to Make Lasagna Without a Recipe, (A step-by-step guide ) Wait, Isn't that exactly what a recipe is?
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(99)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Vote on NASA's new space suit design. Choices are 'TRON' or two rejected Nike patterns
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(19)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Know you're in love with that special someone but not sure how to confess it? Since this is Japan, just fill out this government love declaration form and you're done, and the government hopes you have some babies ASAP
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(14)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Kasabian announced as Sunday night Glastonbury headliner. Sadly, it seems no one is pleased with the news
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Third Rock Radio)
 
 
 
Rock out with your Spock out: NASA's alt rock stream "Third Rock Radio"
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(26)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As if living on Earth isn't crazy enough, some crazy guys from NASA think living on Mars would drive us crazy
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Tue April 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA confirms that the Spirit rover is operational on Mars, hopes that it can complete its 90-day mission without breaking down
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