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Tue May 23, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASA scientist posts schedule for the visit of five asteroids over the next year. One of them is coming within 0.15 lunar distance which is the space equivalent to your driveway. So we are clearly all going to die within a hundred years give or take
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Israel: Marine One is too heavy to land on top of the ancient Masada fortress. Previous Presidents: OK, I'll take the cable car then. Trump: F that, I'm canceling my trip
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA: Curiosity Rover, please follow these commands. Curiosity Rover: I'm sorry Rob, I'm afraid I can't do that
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Mon May 15, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anybody want to try this one-million-calorie lasagna with Subby?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need some more bad news? The probability of an asteroid hitting the Earth is 10 times higher than we thought, and NASA is still 10 years away from a reliable defense system
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA wants to send astronauts to the moon for a whole year as part of their Mars plan
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Tue May 09, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran will finally be knocked out of the #1 spot on the UK charts by whatever Kasabian is
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Fired-up planetary scientists lobby NASA to launch new Pluto orbiter mission, ignore critics who point out that Pluto ain't a planet
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Network World)
 
 
 
Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pols to Amtrak: Fix NYC's Penn Station ASAP. Amtrak: Ok, we've devised a plan where we can take six weeks to do major work over the summer while commuters are on vacation. Pols: AUGH. The disruptions
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three candidates competing for District G spot in Pasadena, giving credence to the nickname, Pasa-Get-Down-Dena
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Sat April 29, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's Nerd Prom time again. Will Donald Trump live tweet the festivities? Will he send Hasan Minhaj to Guantanamo? Will everyone be watching Samantha Bee instead? This is your 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner thread, 9:30PM ET on C-SPAN
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Venus is secretly being used as a base by both aliens and NASA ... but Venus is secretly being used as a base by both aliens and NASA as an intergalactic outpost
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NASA has developed an inflatable greenhouse for Mars astronauts so they won't have to farm in Matt Damon's shiat
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Tue April 25, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Author says NASA photo of Mars shows ventilation roof of underground city. Fark: He also claims to have seen a squirrel, ground hog and monkey hanging out on the Martian surface
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
NASA claims no one has ever engaged thrusters in space
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When the Opportunity rover landed on Mars in 2004, NASA managed to hit a hole-in-one. Here's a new image from the orbiter that shows it
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Having your tooth pulled at the dentist is often unpleasant enough without worrying that your doctor will perform a procedure while riding a hoverboard
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL Network reporter recalls Aaron Hernandez being pleasant with him in locker room, swapping numbers, joking "If you need anything let me know, I will help you out if I can. But I just want you to know, if you fark me over, I'll kill you." Ha ha ha
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA is going to do something they are really good at
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Wed April 19, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's season finale of SyFy's 'The Expanse,' Bobbie becomes Avasarala's only chance for survival after Errinwright's move. Venus rises.The Rocinante picks up an unexpected passenger and it's no more nice Ms Naomi. It's Caliban's War, 10PM EDT
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Words you like to hear while walking along greenway: Peaceful, serene, pleasant. Words you don't like to hear while walking along greenway: Snake mating ball
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA astronaut's space treasure map sparks hunt for Caribbean wrecks. Cursed Aztec gold now available for the courageous
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft discovers possible evidence of alien life on one of Saturn's moons -- then promptly runs out of fuel. See, guys, this is why you fill up *before* the needle hits E
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Thu April 13, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Live NASA conference on oceans in the Solar System, hosted by that cute woman with the squeaky voice
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
NASA says Martian atmosphere is more metal than we thought, right before throwing up the horns and biting the head off a bat
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Wed April 12, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Jules-Pierre Mao comes out from under his rock. Ganymede continues to cascade. Naomi & Amos go it alone. What's Crisjen Avasarala's next move? Find out in tonight's penultimate episode of SyFy's 'The Expanse.' 10PM EDT
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NASA announces mysterious press briefing for April 13. I'm not saying it's aliens, but yeah, it's aliens. Maybe
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA says earth is a liter. OK then, the first earth in this thread that makes me laugh gets a month's worth of TF
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's some of the awesome stuff NASA is thinking about doing
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia to NASA: "Screw you guys; we're going to build our own Space Station. With hookers and the Chinese"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA has created a video to show us what Cassini's final moments will look like when it smashes into Saturn's atmosphere on September 15th
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Wed April 05, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Gunny Draper learns a truth that changes her life. Mei wants to go home to Daddy. What's growing on Venus...and in the tunnels of Ganymede? Avasarala moves against Errinwright. Here There Be Dragons, tonight at 10PM EST on SyFy's 'The Expanse.'
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA sending probe to center of solar system. The Sun is there
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
NASA Mars probe completes 50,000th red planet orbit, now qualifies for frequent flier miles
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So I fed my dog some Cesar's Meat Lasagna dog food. It smelled quite good, and doesn't taste bad at all. What surprised you today?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA reports a cataclysmic event has occurred in space, but has no idea what it is
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Tue March 28, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA. Online. Searchable. Image (and video). Database
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA to slam a spaceship into an asteroid for practice, so they'll know what will happen when they inevitably do it accidentally
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 22 with a rematch of the bizarre title fight between Tonya Evinger and Yana Kunitskaya. Also current atomweight champ Ayaka Hamasaki vs former stawweight champ Livia Souza. Fight start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA says claims of UFOs near the ISS are just a bunch of garbage. No, really
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASA almost sent a motorcycle to the moon, but they probably figured that if they did none of the astronauts would get any work done
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
NASA developing laser tech for high-speed space internet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good: NASA resolves data error in the Space Station's radiation sensors. Awesome: Thanks to the analysis of a 17-year-old student in Britain
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Wed March 22, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In this episode of SyFy's, 'The Expanse': Gunny Draper gets a new BFF. Crisjen Avasarala clangs her big brass ones. We learn that Dr. Meng likes specifics and that Dr. Strickland is a bad pediatrician. Tonight at 10PM EDT
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Lunch Lothario strikes again, ditching a woman after ordering steak, Caesar salad, side of shrimp, glass of Pinot and a baked potato at BJ's in Pasadena: "He's not out there. Is this a first date?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to use Sun as a magnifying glass to spy on alien planets
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Thu March 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump's NASA budget includes Mars mission and little else. Budget for movie The Martian was bigger
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA is pioneering new heights of robot explorer adorableness
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
NASA still asserts no 205 mile high club members
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Fri March 10, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dramatic NASA photos show the effects of recent California storms in alleviating drought. The state is now 83% drought free
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town desperately trying to get the town's Google default image changed: a picture of State Representative Al Baldasaro (R) at his wedding with all the bridesmaids holding shotguns
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite can predict lightning strikes, offering the promise of saving millions of clock towers and powering flux capacitors worldwide
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yankees catcher Kyle Higashioka learns his ancestral language to better communicate with ace pitcher Masahiro Tanaka. Still can't make sense of anything Yogi Berra ever said
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA asks the internet to name its seven new planets. For a bunch of rocket scientists, they're not very good at figuring out where things are going to go
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ashgar Farhadi boycotted the Oscars over Trump's Muslim ban, but he sent a proxy to deliver a speech in case he won--Anousheh Ansari, the first Iranian-American in space, and Firouz Naderi, ex NASA director. Farhadi won, and his speech was powerful
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
NASA developing new material for stronger vehicles to withstand Mars habitats, aliens' acidic blood
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
NASA would have discovered TRAPPIST-1 long ago if they had played Elite:Dangerous
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can now see the effects of Antarctica losing 50 billion tons of ice every year because of NASA. Those bastards
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Wed February 22, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA press conference regarding major discovery outside our solar system coming up at 1pm eastern
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Tue February 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pluto, once a planet, then not a planet, to become a planet again under new NASA guidelines. What a mickey mouse operation
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Here's everything we know about NASA's major exoplanet discovery that will be announced on Wednesday. The truth is out there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA to host major press conference on 'discovery beyond our solar system'
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronauts are strictly forbidden from getting drunk in space, but NASA admits that several have shown up for launch completely ripped, with booze hidden all through their spacesuits
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Sun February 19, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What would it be like to land on the dwarf planet Pluto? Wonder no more thanks to NASA
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Wed February 15, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Why is the Protomolecule into EDM? What does Miller find on Eros? Does Chrisjen Avasarala go too far with Jules-Pierre Mao's 'friendly' interview? Angry Mormons? Tonight: 'The Expanse.' SyFy at 10PM EST Be here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA rewards five members of the public for their creative ideas on how to pinch a loaf in a spacesuit
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Mon February 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pleasant walking path
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
U.S. born Citizen? Check. Employee of NASA's JPL? Check. Member of GOES? Check. Foreign-sounding name? You're not coming the U.S. until you give us your phone password so we can copy its contents
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Has China beaten NASA with an 'impossible' warp drive engine that will get humans to Mars in mere weeks?
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exciting NASA wind tunnel project
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Follow up to our favorite Farktographer and radio host's car accident and how you can help. LGT original thread. DIT asap
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Big Think)
 
 
 
NASA set to explore asteroid with enough mineral wealth to collapse the entire world economy
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Fri February 03, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bearded man tosses explosives into a Pasadena CA Cheescake Factory. Penny Hofstadter thankful she no longer works there
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump threatens decades-old alliance with Australia by going apeshiat on what was supposed to be a pleasant phone call, because of a pre-existing agreement to take in 1,250 refugees
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Mon January 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL's first aboriginal player will be honoured tonight prior to the Edmonton Oilers vs. New York Rangers game. Mynd you, Sasakamoose bites kan be pretti nasti so the players may want to keep clear when old Fred drops the puck
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Illinois men's daring plan to speed away from pursuing Des Moines cops foiled by running out of fuel 40 miles away near Pleasantville. Mugshots nevertheless in full color
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa reviewed: "Compared to a regular Chalupa or taco, it's unsurprisingly, but pleasantly, more meat-forward"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
NASA yesterday: 'We've going to be transparent and let everyone see everything'. NASA today: 'Pay no attention to the object flying in space near the space station.'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
NASA has decided to make all the scientific research it funds absolutely free and available online. I wonder what brought this on. Hmm, I guess We'll never know
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's pretty much the first law of cosmology that you will find the coolest stuff around quadruply-phased quasars if you just look hard enough
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