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Sat June 25, 2016
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another NASA cover-up, this one involves a city they found on Mars but have been keeping secret from you
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC no longer recommends the nasal spray flu vaccine, citing lack of effectiveness over the last 3 years. Tag is for the kids getting shots again, and pediatrician offices who have to order millions of shots as the free market jacks the price up
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Remember NASA's Juno spacecraft launched in 2011? Well, after 8.6 million miles it's finally approaching Jupiter. Prepare for some BIG photos
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA offers 100,000 free months of Total Fark to anyone who can grow lifelike human tissue for space experiments
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the world has been scammed by NASA and the government again after the "fake" moon landing, this time holding back info that men are already on Mars and have been filmed repairing the Curiosity Rover
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Tue June 14, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA Help Wanted posters. Get your ass to Mars
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NASA to probe Uranus July 4th. Actually it's Jupiter, but that doesn't have the same ring to it
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA describes out of this world data glitch that almost finished its planet hunter
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seagull falls in vat of chicken tikka masala and turns bright orange, earning it the nickname Gullfrazie. Some would call that korma
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Wed June 08, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex-shuttle astronaut charged with murder in crash. Man, you ding one of those things and NASA doesn't screw around
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This former NASA engineer has debunked just about every UFO sighting ever. Thanks a lot, Dr. Killjoy
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Tue June 07, 2016
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Mars rover Opportunity finds surprising evidence of water on Mars. This is not a repeat of every other year since 2004. In unrelated news NASA overcame a computer bug in the rover and continues to take pretty pictures
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Mon June 06, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis police have shelled out $4.7 million in secret settlements to various families that certainly isn't mysterious or designed to disguise police malfeasance
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Astronomer wraps his whole body in tinfoil to shield himself from the "second" sun, then rises with the first sun and goes full KOOK by exposing NASA's coverup... or something
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Just days after apologizing for Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Obama apologizes to Japan for Pearl Harbor
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
NASA releases numerous patents into public domain. HELLO WARP DRIVE
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
IS THE SUN DISINTEGRATING??? NASA: Uh...no
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
NASA proud of their new blow job
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Wed May 25, 2016
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA astronomers said they've discovered a planet that they believe has a 100% chance of having life on it and it's relatively close to us, just in our cosmic neighborhood
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
NASA satellite arrives at bizarre location, which appears to be populated by mysterious creatures who behave irrationally, defying scientific explanation
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Former-LucasArts designer offers to buy Monkey Island IP from Disney, accuses them of fighting like a dairy farmer
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
NASA: Yeah, let's 3D print an entire moon base
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
While NASA sticks with robots and comet landers, Elon Musk plays target practice in the Pacific, and Richard Branson pushes orbital tourism, Lockheed Martin wants to send humans to Mars
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Last surviving member of the Casablanca cast dies at 92. Rick told her he doesn't make plans that far in advance
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX might be able to land their cute little firecracker on a boat, but 43 years ago today, NASA launched the 100 ton Skylab space station into orbit using their 7.6 million pound thrust Apollo rocket
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The difference between how Japan and the U.S. remember WWII: The Japanese ignore everything before Hiroshima and the Americans ignore everything after Nagasaki
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
You know a volcano is pretty isolated when it erupts for days and NASA are the only ones who notice
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Wed May 11, 2016
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Yarrr, here be Dragons: watch live as the SpaceX/Dragon CRS-8 Cargo Craft says "Fark You, You're Cool, Fark You, I'm Out" to the ISS and heads back home. NASA-TV coverage of release starts at 9am Eastern/6am Pacific
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Tue May 10, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's big announcement from today? The Kepler mission has now verified 1,284 new planets - the single largest finding of planets to date
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huge trove of fossils found in Antarctica, including remnants of plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, a Siberian husky, multiple humans, and a detached head with eight spindly legs
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the world is on the brink of being told aliens exist by NASA, but the world is on the brink of being told aliens exist by NASA
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Life on Mars, you can run but you cannot hide on the Martian surface ... because you will have a harder time hiding from NASA's new rover that will be replacing Curiosity
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Have you finally left the Stone Age and moved your business to The Cloud? Silly techno-peasant, don't you know "The Fog" is where it is at now? Or at least, it will be until we can make up a new nonsense word to confuse you further
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA looks for long-lost Beagle 2 lander on Mars using super-resolution image restoration. The target area is only two meters wide
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Mon April 25, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Another pleasant afternoon by the pool Floridized
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(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA looks to Roy Trenneman to save Kepler space telescope
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I've been thinking about becoming a monk, a DeLasallean actually. Worth pursuing? Cons: chastity. Pros: work with kids for the rest of my life, and I'd have a good measure of spiritual fulfillment. What do you think?
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out NASA really does want to grow potatoes on Mars. Gee...wonder where they got that idea from? Oh, right...Lord of the Rings of course
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA take to Facebook to fight global warming denial. Relationship status: It's complicated
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
NASA funding research to turn asteroids into gigantic spaceships
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(EWAO)
 
 
 
Why did NASA drop a 2-ton kinetic bomb on the Moon? Well, I'm not saying it was to destroy an Alien base but... it was probably to destroy an Alien base (w/pics)
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
NASA has released audio of what space sounds like and it's really spooky and available in a 24-hour stream
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
BB-8 visits NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab and the results are suitably adorable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you live in the safest areas, eat the healthiest food, and have access to the best health care, that you will live longer than mere peasants
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA's Kepler spacecraft enters emergency mode 75 million miles from Earth. EVERYBODY ASTRONOMIC
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Following NASA's high-altitude, heavy-lift super pressure balloon test, Internet asks what would happen if you dropped 1,000 cats from altitude, and how many would land on their feet
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Mysterious Planet Nine is giving NASA's Saturn probe a tug job
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chettinad Mutton Blood Masala
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(Chowhound)
 
 
 
Chicken tikka masala
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quasars found to be breaking physics
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google announces Fiber Phone, a home phone service based on Google Fiber. In related news, NASA is designing a horse-drawn Mars rover
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Corporate Profits fell in Q4 2015. Executives call for the immediate public execution of five lowly workers per state. "105% increase in productivity simply isn't enough for us to build houses made of cash, these peasants need to be taught a lesson"
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Wed March 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NASA's Dawn spacecraft gets an extreme close-up of the bright spots of Ceres. I'm not saying it's not aliens, but it's not aliens
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA is launching a Atlas V Cygnus supply rocket tonight that they hope will catch fire after delivery (in a controlled manner). Coverage starts at 10pm EDT with a launch window at 11:05pm EDT or so
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, NASA has recorded a Supernova 1.2 billion light years away
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"UFO hunters believe they've spotted an alien megastructure in a NASA image, which they claim proves the sun is hollow"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Watching Ted Cruz speak in any capacity isn't pleasant, but as soon you notice this one odd, slightly nauseating little tic, watching Ted Cruz speak gets so, so much worse
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Correction: "An earlier version of this article misspelled in one instance the name of a village in India where the family of Sri Srinivasan once lived. The village is Mela Thiruvenkatanathapuram, not Mela Thiruvenkanathapuram"
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta 16 featuring two title fights, Ayaka Hamasaki vs Amber Brown and Vanessa Porto vs Jennifer Maia. Streaming live at 8:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is freaking people out with an image suggesting a major earthquake in southern California is imminent
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Tue March 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA will begin production of a new commercial airliner that will make the Concorde look like a piece of junk
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Quasar placed an incredible five billion light years away tests our faith
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"A video has emerged which it is claimed includes a genuine recording of an alien reply discovered by NASA in 2012"
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