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500 headlines found matching 'Art'
Tue September 26, 2017
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Oh those wacky hackers. Participants at DerbyCon 7.0 hold a memorial for a cockroach found in a milkshake
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rapper and flat earth truther B.o.B. is starting a Go Fund Me to try and prove a logical fallacy is true
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Mon September 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows plastic nanoparticles may be causing brain damage in fish, leading to a high number of school dropouts
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Darth Vader is really watching/playing
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's still in the dark, saber rattling with the Norks intensifies, everybody's got a private email server, and Trumpy hates Chad for reasons nobody understands. This is your MSNBC evening news thread, fun starts at 8PM EDT
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
And you thought Goldman Sachs employees just helped out political lefties of the world, here meet one of their former economists who just led Germany's far right party to victory
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Much like Philip Rivers' quarterbacking, Chargers move to L.A. continues to be a disaster
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Pharma-Bro" Martin Shkreli is finally where he truly belongs: Locked up with the general population at the Metropolitan Detention Center in New York City. Bonus: No internet
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street party people: Can you believe that drunken loser is spitting on people from that balcony? Karma: I got this
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson, apparently under the impression that "deGrasse" translates as "Debbie Downer", tears apart the science of Game of Thrones
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What happens when your professor starts giving you a more intimate form of mentorship?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
79% of Republicans approve of Trump's party leadership
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Sun September 24, 2017
(IMSA)
 
 
 
The season is winding down, but there's one more sprint race to go. IMSA heads out to Laguna Seca for the penultimate round of the season, the America's Tire 250. Coverage starts at 5pm ET on FS1 and IMSA.tv
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most sought-after job in America pays $110,000 a year - if you have this skill. And the best part about learning this skill? It's free
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you are contemplating selling your 100 shares of GE, Mark Zuckerberg starts cashing out of Facebook. Today's total? 75 million shares worth $12.8 billion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The scariest part of the most recent polling is that one out of three Americans consider a preemptive nuclear strike against North Korea a good idea. Is it too late to emigrate somewhere safer...like Mars?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Two high school students in Kansas are running for governor there. Mostly because serving as governor would look slightly better on a college application than "worked at Walmart"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series playoff starts at Kentucky in the igotcrabsatmyrtlebeach.com 300 at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock University professor finds that smartphone-addicted teenagers have less real social interaction, and don't do the fun things teens in the past did
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst town hall goes off the rails after voters in the liberal bastion of Iowa City started chanting for single-payer health care. She involved the police, lots of people left, and her breadbag shoes were ruined
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party - 90 day performance review
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Cow farts (yes, really) are a leading cause of global warming. So, instead of trying to get people to give up their burgers and steaks, scientists are trying to design a more "climate-friendly" cow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top college games for Saturday include Georgia at Mississippi State and Missouri at Auburn. And there are many other games for you to watch. Will your team do well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫One day Zecora came down with swamp fever - Fluttershy swore she'd be the one to save her - no cure exists and the zebra is not immune - but they wouldn't kill off a character on a kid's cartoon♫ My Little Pony Saturday Discovery Family 11:30 am EST
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I say again, North Korea has NOT tested a hydrogen bomb. That 3.4 scale earthquake on the heels of threats against the U.S. is a complete coincidence and certainly NOT any sort of bomb
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Start stockpiling Hortons' doughnuts immediately
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Morrissey has done the unthinkable and has turned the insurmountable criticism surrounding his music into something just as good as notoriety and sales: martyrdom. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A former US Drug Czar with a Medellin cartel contract on his head traveled with a security detail of two. Current EPA head Scott Pruitt needs 18 because Mother Nature doesn't pussyfoot around like the cartel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's it. This time it's for real, seriously It's dead this time. Really It's time for the Chris/Rachel love in, tonight's hero Senator John McCain. Starts 8pm EDT
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 117 live from Japan. Ovince St. Preux vs Yushin Okami, Claudia Gadelha vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims start at 8 PM ET on FXX, Main card at 10 PM ET, also on FXX
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like putting two NFL teams in Los Angeles was a huge mistake. Bonus: Colin Kaepernick isn't being blamed for the terrible attendance
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang Clan rips Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli a new one on diss track 'Lesson Learn'd'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller start dropping bombs? Will Donnie Two Scoops start dropping bombs? Will Facebook and Twitter drop the ads that swung the election? THIS is the Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation Friday news dump thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart tries delivering groceries direct from the store to your fridge with workers who can access customers' homes and put the purchases away. Yeah, this should turn out well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's OSIRIS-REx to slingshot around Earth in pursuit of asteroid. Expected to wind up in 1968 to stop launch of nuclear missile with aid of agent Gary Seven any moment now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a good start, but if they can get it to stop Tweeting at 3 in the morning, then they'll really be onto something
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has a big heart
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Trix® is back with all its artificial fluorescent colors, because we like it that way, man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Man with Palantir considered for position on intelligence council. This is not a repeat from the Third Age of Middle Earth
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see, Mueller is requesting additional Air Force One convo records, the healthcare bill sucks hardcore, and new sanctions have been announced against North Korea. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When Betsy DeVos travels for work, not only does she use her own personal jet instead of a chartered one, but she doesn't charge taxpayers for any of the operating expense
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tonight on Thursday Night Football the Los Angeles Rams travel north to take on the San Francisco 49ers. Will the Rams be able to beat them or will the 49ers win, or for that matter will the 49ers score a touchdown? Game starts at 8pm ET on NFL
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of sea bed, causes magnitude-6.1 earthquake off coast of Japan east of Fukushima. Fukushima nuclear plant wonders if he'll be coming for breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's richest woman dies peacefully at home, moments before every vulture in her life starts killing each other to be the person to inherit it all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So remember yesterday when news broke that Paul Manafort offered "private briefings" to a Russian oligarch? Well Putin's having a little get together today in the Kremlin with said oligarch and other businessmen. Time to start tying up loose ends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partially responsible for two deaths in plane crash. Three if you count Goose
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fast food restaurants unable to stay open without artificially low wages, working conditions
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart
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(Independent)
 
Weeners
 
Netflix pulls kids cartoon because of some dick
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Powerball winner says money won't change his heart. Bad: Pedophile
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activists demand that racist Native American tapestry be taken down. Pawnee city officials say that it's part of their history and it should remain up
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis business owner speaking out after violence, threats, and harassment are thrown his way -- by the St. Louis Police Department and its union
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN the "Hicks from Mud Lick" stop reDRagon? IS Fenix the only man who can hide his own Easter eggs? I'M soaking wet, I need something to drink. Hey, you. Stupid. Get me something to drink. "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Four University of Utah students spray paint BYU cougar statue in front of football stadium. And they would have gotten away with it too, if they didn't come back for selfies with their artwork
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Luther Strange owns part of a company selling visa access to wealthy foreigners. "You've heard of a green card? Well, this is called a golden card because it takes a half-million dollars, or $1 million dollars, depending on where they're going"
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The "giant crack" at Mexico City's Estadio Azteca (where the Patriots and Raiders will play soon) is an engineering design that protects the structure from cracking during an earthquake (with video of it in action during an earthquake)
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
"The Greene County Sheriff's Office wants to let the public know to not call them about a particular Halloween display on Chuckey Pike"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this artist is really painting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Mets pitcher Matt Harvey was being called "The Dark Knight" and considered one of the best pitchers in the league. This year he is having the worst season ever by a Mets starter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the wake of Maria striking the Island, Puerto Rico is without power. Not, "some cities in ", not "parts of", but the WHOLE ISLAND
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overzealous Photoshop adds a couple of inches to one of Alicia Vikander's body parts in new Tomb Raider movie poster. And no, it's not the parts you're thinking of
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wisconsin should prepare for disappointment and realize they may be part of a Foxconn con
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Matthew Vaughn wants to make a new Fantastic Four movie to apologize for his part in the last one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What if that huge asteroid had missed the Earth and the dinosaurs hadn't died out?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger. The squat and pop runner. The ol' drop and dung. The stop and shart. The crouch and crap. OK, I'm done now
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC: Thunderstorms can turn into particle accelerators and produce radioactive lighting. CALM THE FARK DOWN: The radiation exposure is less than a dental x-ray
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Two major earthquakes in Mexico in a short time span. Will the San Andreas fault line have a massive earthquake? Could that set off Yellowstone?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you're on a mobile device with predictive word suggestions, post the first 50 or so words, starting with Bacon, and let things go from there
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
For anyone interested, here is round 3 of the English Carabao Cup. Notable matches include Liverpool at Leicester, Huddersfield at Palace, Sunderland at Everton, Man City at West Brom. Matches start at 2:45pm ET Tue & Wed
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The video for Leonard Cohen's "Leaving the Table" is a work of art and a fitting epilogue to a great career
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to know where the best caviar is sourced from nowadays, celebrity chefs agree that it's China. Bow to Kaluga Queen, Earth's biggest producer of delectable fish eggs
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
More than half those polled in California have considered moving out of the state due to housing costs...maybe earthquakelandslidefires too...but definitely housing
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(The Real Deal)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank is NYC's #1 loan originator in Q2 2017. See kids, it's good to network - Like with Russian money launderers, Kushner's real estate firm, Trump & his business partners, federal & state investigators. You're reading this while in debt
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving explains why he left Cleveland about as well as he explains the circumference of the Earth
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chris, Rachel, and Larry should have plenty of thoughts on the Rocket Man speech. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you delete all the evidence for refugees contributing $63 billion to the economy, will the refugees go away? Thanks to the Trump administration, we might just find out. Yeah, I stole this tagline from another thread. That makes me smart
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ever the pro, Dolly Parton didn't say anything about any White House occupant & please visit her Dollywood Amusement Park in red Tennessee; "How about a shout out for Dabney Coleman out there? I'm just here to have a good time tonight"
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mexico City commemorates the anniversary of the catastrophic 1985 earthquake with a catastrophic 7.1 magnitude earthquake
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Not feeling pessimistic about Star Trek: Discovery? Here's an article where the lead boasts about being "the first black lead of a Star Trek"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The latest thing killed by Millennials: Articles about things killed by Millennials
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Astronomers announce they found a new planet orbiting the Sun. Obvious: It is just another dwarf planet. Geek: Weird-ass resonance. Comments: XKCD cartoons
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton plays with her bunnies on Captain Kangaroo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things are so bad we now have a non-partisan group that will educate people on the dangers of Russian interference
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the Emmys are just "a remarkable triumph of identity politics over art and entertainment." Apparently, it hasn't seen a single Emmy broadcast before
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese zoo penguin heartbroken after temporarily losing his 2-D cardboard cutout waifu to typhoon threat
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see what is in the news today... 3k troops are going to Afghanistan, Trump is campaigning for some Strange in Alabama, and his lawyers discussed the Russia scandal in front of a reporter. It's your MSNBC nightly thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer says he has started watching Fox News in an effort to understand Trump, and whatever the heck is going on over there
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(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Subby is just now starting episode 1 of "The Walking Dead." In honor of this, please post all those awesome pics of that guy yelling jokes at the kid
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's be honest with ourselves: Tony Romo has never really been what you would call a quarterback, or even a football player
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Showing they really took that "de-escalation" training to heart, St Louis cops in riot gear shout "Whose streets? OUR Streets" after dispersing protesters angry over the acquittal of an officer who murdered a suspect and planted a gun on him
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bengals players are reportedly wishing for the front office to choose between a no-talent quarterback with a lot of baggage and Colin Kapernick
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump, both the Republicans and Democrats are finished as political parties
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Happy 308th birthday, What the Fark Am I Reading Guy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clearly, the smartest thing for insurance companies to do during an opioid crisis is to restrict access to less addictive and powerful drugs
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Elvira turns 66 today. Link goes to her twitter, which is full of "Yes you farking would in a heartbeat" pics
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
How many times has Morty's mind been blown? Will someone other than Roiland collect a paycheck this week? It's your Rick and Morty discussion thread. Morty's Mind Blowers starts at 11:30pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Atlanta Falcons open up their new stadium with a win? Or will the Green Bay Packers crash the party? Who will out-duel each other between Matt Ryan and Aaron Rodgers? It's Sunday Night Football, kickoff at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artist/tavern owner declares "MY town won't suffer from that blight of elementary school art projects"
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The championship 16 have to be rock steady as they bebop along toward the championship when The Chaseoffs begin as the NASCAR Mutagen Cup Series points the party wagon toward Chicagoland for the Tales of the Turtles 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Patriots be able to get their first win down in the Big Easy, can the Browns beat the Ravens, who will win when Dallas takes on Denver? It's your Week 2 NFL Sunday football thread starting at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship battle continues with Vettel grabbing the pole after kissing the wall with Mad Max along side. Hamilton and Bottas are starting in row 3. Rain is a possibility for the Formula 1 Singapore Grand Prix at 8am ET on NBCSN
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why does the smart mirror in the change room keep laughing and recommending the tents in the camping section?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
St. Louis Police lay siege to a Synagogue housing peaceably assembled demonstrators as Trump Supporters start a Gas The Synagogue social media campaign. Bonus: Little old lady beaten with riot gear, trampled, and dragged by police
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair to cancel 40-50 flights per day for six weeks. Starting now. Like, right now. Might want to check if this includes one of your bookings before you go to the airport
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(FIA WEC)
 
 
 
The FIA World Endurance Championship comes to America for the 6 Hours of COTA. The greatest sports cars in the world will be on track starting at 1pm ET, but you won't see them on FS2 until 2:30. I wonder why this race isn't better known
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top match-ups for Saturday include Tennessee-Florida, Clemson-Louisville, and Texas-USC. What other games will you be watching? Is your team doing well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sure, the NBA's new "smart jerseys" are cool and all, but the real fashion change will be when players stop wearing culottes and start wearing actual "shorts" again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TrumpWorld wannabee Carter Page sues Yahoo over an unflattering 2016 article. Fark: He's representing himself, filed a 400+ pg complaint, and likes to call himself "Dr. Page"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what all those numbers stamped on the end of an egg carton really mean? Well wonder no more
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ decides police departments have been scrutinized enough
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Amsterdam art
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WE'VE MADE IT TO ANOTHER FRESH HELL FRIDAY Here is your MSNBC evening block live thread, festivities start at 8PM EDT
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After a court orders the Trump administration to release the names of all visitors to Mar-a-Lago, the White House claims that the only people to visit in the last year were all part of the Japanese president's entourage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most boring article with the term "clitoral hood" you'll read all day
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(ESPN)
 
Video
 
The Texans Deshaun Watson now holds the record for the longest rushing touchdown for a QB in their first start with his 49-yard score on Thursday against the Bengals. The record was previously held by Tim Tebow with a 40-yard rushing TD in 2010
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(Institute for Canadian Citizenship)
 
 
 
Subby became Canadian citizen today, got free admission to Canadian museums for a year. Help him decide where to go. LGT list of participating museums
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "These bones unearthed in the 19th century are female." Reporters: "Viking warrior was a woman." Viking Historian: "Reporters are idiots"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the International break, the EPL gets an early start for the weekend. The Cherries are still looking for their first points of the season at home while Brighton hope to win on the road. Kickoff at the Vitality Stadium is at 3 pm EDT
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(Metro)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Nutmeg the Tabby...World's oldest cat dies at the age of 32 (that's 144 in cat years) of heart failure. At least he lived a long good life and was spoiled rotten
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Giant pen is dragged across Utah
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ever had a staff meeting where the boss becomes unhinged partway through and starts screaming at you in front of your peers, calls you an idiot, and demands you quit? Jeff Sessions has
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump tours Irma damage and shows off his big boy hands, North Korea is still crazy, and Donnie's DACA dealing dumps his defenders. MSNBC prime time lineup starts at 8PM EDT
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(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady: I don't worry about concussions; they're part of playing football. Would you like to ride with Batman?
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Visa and Mastercard report that hackers have pilfered 200K credit cards accounts from Equifax. Fark: starting last November
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Amazon and Apple, planning second headquarter campuses, have a message for the American cities hoping they'll pick them. Fark you, this is about us, not you
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Why was Jimmy Carter flying a pirate flag? Skullduggery, of course
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Guess which headlines are from Breitbart and which headlines are from 1920s KKK Newspapers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez's heart wants what it wants. Her excretory system wanted a new kidney
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you own an Amazon Echo or a Google Home and you saw last night's South Park, you were an unintentional part of the joke
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The iPhone X hasn't even hit the stores yet and already they're selling gimp masks to prevent your partner from unlocking your iPhone X while you sleep
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White Supremacist Skipper Tomi Lahren says republicans will "start turning off the TV" if black people like Jemele Hill keep saying accurate things about Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer on the infamous press briefing about the size of the inauguration crowd: "I don't think it was probably the best start"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff: When the routine bites hard, and ambitions are low, and the resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow, and we're changing our ways, taking different roads, then Russia, Russia, will tear us apart, again
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City leaders look to legalize the building of 'mother-in-law apartments' which sounds much better than 'sister-wife stash house'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What's old is new. Alex Smith to quarterback the 49ers next year
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(Some Strings)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic quartet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller sets sights on Flynn's son, the FSB has weaponized Facebook, another Trump nominee goes bye-bye, and I'm wearing a funny hat. It's your MSNBC Evening Block. Festivities start at 8pm ET
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Are bosses dictators? Submitter's not sure about the 'tator' part
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Middle school students receive history lesson on remembering 9/11 on its 16th anniversary. Will have as much meaning as "Remember Pearl Harbor," "Remember the Maine," "Carthago delenda est"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will go out first to eat up time? How horribly condescending will all her answers be? Call me, Sarah. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, approximate start time 2:30 EST)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kmart Will Now Refer to Its 'Plus-Size' Clothing as 'Fabulously Sized.' OH, MY
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Mr Mayor, an earthquake has destroyed half the town, a tsunami is headed for shore, terrorists have seized the tv station, and a meteor is about to kill us all...what do we do???" "Woof" *licks balls*
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jim Schwartz is trying to pull a Jim Tomsula
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey folks, it's the annual "people offended by Halloween costumes" article (possible not safe for work content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a second-generation American. I met someone and we started dating. Eventually, we realized we're distantly related -- third cousins -- and it's common in our culture, but Americans view us with disgust. How do we explain it?"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor who started a "Fight Club" at his parish arrested for trying to start Grope Club
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... ♫ Disney legend who helped Walt bring the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion rides to life (and who also wrote that song), has passed away, age 98. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New smartphone app in Japan helps lonely women find ... other women with whom to become friends, have lunch and drinks, and travel platonically as they did in their schoolgirl years. Sorry guys and lesbians, no dates and no date requests. NOT YOURS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stuart Smalley discuses Medicare for All bill: "It's good enough, it's smart enough, and doggone it, people like it"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach: so yeah maybe I was "imprecise with my language" when I wrote that Brietbart column alleging that New Hampshire had been "stolen" because of "illegal votes" because all those votes were perfectly legal under state law
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The American household income report has us partying like it's 1999
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two things that naturally go together: Alcohol & ax throwing. "[P]erfect for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties or just a fun night out with friends"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: NTSB finds Tesla autopilot played role in deadly crash Article: clearly this family has been paid off in the millions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Justice Department to RT: You are nothing but a Russian propaganda machine. Time to register as a foreign agent and reveal your funding
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nordstrom experiments with stores that carry no merchandise. Kmart/Sears: Trust us. It doesn't work
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA coverage of the old(est still flying) school Soyuz launch to the ISS goes at 5:17pm ET from Launch site No.1 at the Baikonur Cosmodrome. Broadcast coverage starts an hour earlier with coverage of the Astronauts launch day prep. Vse sistemy idut
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of remains found in Swedish Viking Age grave reveal the warrior was female. Brienne of Tarth nods approvingly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump attacks people who write books about him despite having no direct connections to him. Subby wonders if that includes his "Art of the Deal" ghost writer
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man who started Utah wildfire apologizes to neighbors with jars of jam. Wait, what?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What happens when the Sec. of State from Kansas comes to New Hampshire to accuse voters of fraudulently electing their popular senator? Well let's just say a lot of chickens get plucked and for some reason the natives start tapping the pine trees
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phrenology is back in vogue. This article has the brainpan of a stage coach tilter
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers negotiating to appear in Bryan Singer's Queen biopic "Bohemian Rhapsody." Party on, Wayne
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Republican Party is rapidly becoming the both the anti-labor party as well as the political party of the working class
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise, but Trump has yet to offer his condolences to Mexico following Hurricane Katia and their massive earthquake
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Clinical trials are often unregistered and unpublished, according to the Cherrypicking Department of the JAMA
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead was heavy on comparisons to Trump's America and really highlighted the fact none of the main characters are smart enough to go on living because they keep doing stupid things [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming| Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running| Didn't make sense not to live for fun| Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb| So much to do, so much to see| don't forget 9/11
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Irma's still blowin' stuff down, Trump tweeted a 9/11 tribute entirely about himself, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. show starts at 8pm EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is back live tonight (8PM EDT) and ......the swing through the alphabet ENDS with 2 hours of songs beginning with Y or Z (part 2)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials face life after college, experience 'quarter-life crisis.' Corvette sales expected to rise
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The dystopian Citadel of Ricks seems a lot more interesting after last night's Rick and Morty episode, especially with return of one particular Morty. No, not Cowboy Morty (Warning: SPOILERS)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
State leaders from around the nation will gather in Arizona this week to plan what would be the first Article V convention in American history. Brought to you by ALEC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's where Amazon should put their giant new headquarters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wait -- you mean we're supposed to hold farts in?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Crystal Palace sets a record by firing a new manager after just 4 games. For you NFL fans, that's the equivalent of being fired as head coach after 6 quarters
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So they held a beer festival at a zoo and the bobcat got loose and it wasn't even a Fark party
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's been weeks since Trump has sided with a Nazi or had a piece of legislation fail spectacularly. Time for his approval rating to start moving up
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason other than it's Van Morrison, here he is covering Count Basie's classic "Goin' to Chicago"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In what is becoming a rite of September, the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys will face each other on Sunday night to open the season for the third straight year. Game starts at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Male escorts reveal the hardest part about their jobs"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad: Hurricane evacuee died in the shelter, with "no place to remove the body to." Worse: and he could be there for a few days. Fark: The building currently has no power or water, and food supplies are already starting to dwindle
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Racist Iowa footballers update: Some considering lawsuit, one's parents apologize, and how the team's black quarterback is handling it
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Football is back ... and the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are back as well. Who to start, who to sit, who to fill a last second hole in your roster ... you have questions, we have answers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman calls out Leadership Candidate for Canada's New Democratic Party, who's of Mid-Eastern descent, for trying to invoke Sharia law. Difficulty: A little farther East
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IRMAHGERD, it's here. Key West has started its hurricane-force winds. Stay safe everyone and good luck south and west Florida
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi auditioned for the role of Captain Sisko, newly unearthed audition footage reveals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upstart vegan fast-casual chain is hoping to challenge McDonald's as dining destination, says vegan CEO. "Today's consumer is more mindful and aware that eating a diet made up primarily of veggies, fruits, grains and nuts is better for you"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Vampire Weekend singer Ezra Koenig is made an anime cartoon for Netflix and it will star Jaden Smith for some reason
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Go ahead and charge me. This is just a damn Walmart, and I'll be presiding at my own trial
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Instead of hiring an 'expert' when you need an answer to a complex question, assemble a human swarm. The wisdom of the crowd beats the best smart fella
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(RedState)
 
 
 
For you procrastinators, it might be a good time to start preparing for Hurricane Irma
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is able to get supporters behind his policy proposals by (A) crafting a message that resounds with a misunderstood and forgotten demographic (B) combining business savvy with values from the heartland (C) showing them pictures of black people
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(CBC)
 
 
 
As part of the conditional discharge, the teens were told that they were banned from accessing Internet pornography. It's a court mandated condition that the teenagers should have no problem following
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(10 News)
 
 
 
The Hep-A outbreak in San Diego is so bad that the city plans to start hosing the streets with disinfectants
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim aliens on at least nine planets beyond our solar system could see Earth, suggest keeping your curtains drawn when exiting shower
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Antonio Cromartie is a fertility god
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four Texas representatives put party before state, voting 'no' on the Harvey disaster aid bill
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
IT'S FRESH HELL FRIDAY Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread, show starts at 8PM EDT
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Mom refuses to evacuate her five kids because, when they moved to FL, they "knew that hurricanes were just part of the deal." Mmmmm, Coral Gables, ten miles inland with 13-foot elevation? Possible Cat-5 hurricane? Amateur Floridian, I see
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Pak Song Il, the North Korean tasked with interpreting Trump's tweets: "He might be irrational - or too smart. We don't know"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Losing last night at home was all part of Belichick's master plan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast lost 100,000-150,000 subscribers last quarter due to competition. It's like you have to please your customers or something
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins-themed restaurant goes bankrupt, assets go to auction. Plethora of football clichés in article not included
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Powerpuff Girls will be a quartet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that airport on Saint Martin that's approach required Jumbo jets to fly a few dozen feet over the heads of bathers at a popular beach? After Irma, it's not there anymore. The airport OR the beach
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Patriots had been 150-0 when leading at home in the fourth quarter. They didn't plan on Alex Smith
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Magnitude 8.2 earthquake hits off the coast of southern Mexico prompting a tsunami watch for Mexico, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Panama and Ecuador, because why not
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
High School football players learn that wearing hoods, burning a cross, and waving a rifle are not ways to increase your chances of starting in Friday's game. At least not in Iowa
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
From software to staffers, Tesla and SpaceX share more than Musk. This includes positions, digital acumen, and a selfless drive to help their partners reach their goals
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Thu September 07, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Thanks to the MASSIVE solar flare yesterday, there's a good chance of a bright Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Papaya Salmonella is the name of my Ricky Martin tribute band
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
Drag queens are taking on the far-right Alternative for Germany party, and it is every bit as beautiful and ballsy as you would think
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Breitbart contacts FBI about a DDoS attack. FBI investigates, finds it's a malfunctioning ad network on Breitbart. Damned globalist ads
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops said that a military response for NK is not preferable, Diaper Don claimed he just wanted to verify Clinton's "fitness" in his testimony, and DeVos is still a witch. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
WILL the Patriots inflate their record to 1-0 to start the season? CAN Alex Smith game manage his way to an upset? THIS is your NFL regular season kickoff thread as the first game of the year starts at 8:30pm ET on NBC. Welcome back, Farkers
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the Rick Wilson prediction come true? Will 3 different articles about Trump team meetings with Putin drop? How about a nice helping of kompromat? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation news dump thread (~5pm drop)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Make Art Great Again: Border wall installation erected by the 'French Banksy,' which is probably the stinky, surrendering version
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember, when a hurricane wipes out everything you know, you can start over in a new place with a new life. Just, uh, that new place probably shouldn't be 'in the path of the next hurricane'
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: it is now legal to fart on Berlin Police
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Six charts to help Americans understand the German elections" needs a seventh that helps them give einen Rattenarsch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Pharma Bro", supervillain and all-around weasel Martin Shkreli auctioning off only copy of Wu-Tang Clan's album 'Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.' "At any time I may cancel this sale and I may even break this album in frustration"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Possibly realizing there's no more soul to be sucked out of Seattle, Amazon plans to open a second headquarters somewhere else
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"I believe that was already covered during the trial" and other smart arse answers not covered in the linked article about what to say when the job interviewer asks you to tell them about yourself
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
This article lies when it says old West theme parks lie about the past. We all know from history the old West had rickety wooden buildings between steel beams of xtreme roller coasters and saloons that served $10 dollar funnel cake and $8 Coke
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why are South Koreans such cool cucumbers if the North Koreans are about to start World War III? Hint: Life goes on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: For republicans Trump FINALLY crossed a line that may cause the party to abandon him. Fark: The unforgivable line Trump crossed was making a deal with the democrats
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe your last fart using only a movie title
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops went to North Dakota to discuss tax reform because it's a safe space for him, Facebook sold ad space to Russian bots, and Irma looks super ugly, to boot. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHAT is the future of the Empress of Tomorrow? CAN Hideo Itami make Kassius Ohno Go To Sleep? WILL Joey Ryan use "the most illegal move ever" against his former partner Cortez Castro? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bi-partisan group of Senators introduce a resolution condemning "hate groups, including white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan," and since Jeff Sessions is no longer in the Senate, it might not get filibustered
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
WFAN morning host Craig Carton arrested on federal charges of doing a second-rate Chris Russo impersonation
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you think those idiots on the other side of the aisle are gonna wake up and be smart like you any time soon, you got another think coming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says that the US is the most heavily taxed nation on Earth. Europe: "Hold my beer"
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Professor wants you to have sex with Earth. Seems like you should at least buy it a drink or fertilizer first
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Katia joins the party
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After Irma came ashore on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin, the four "most solid " buildings on the island have all been reportedly destroyed
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Who done farted on live TV during a newscast? The weatherman
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma is such a mean biatch she's causing seismometers to detect earthquakes
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man only drinks 3 beers, blows a .255 BAC, gets 6th DUI. Farkers immediately begin search for that particular brand of beer
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Notorious 'Pharma Bro' douchebag Martin Shkreli is begging people to steal Hillary Clinton's hair to prove she's a murderer
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Meet the real Jorge Salcedo, the man who helped take down the Cali cartel from the inside and whose portrayal is at the center of Narcos season 3
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Virgin Islands starts seizing guns
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The worst part about living in the dorms is when a stranger walks into your room and asks for a band-aid to cover his stab wound
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Because Japan only has French maid culture, not actual maid culture, Prime Now-type startup believes it can succeed in managing smartphone-equipped Tokyo freelancers to shop for groceries at supermarket and deliver them to clients
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The best part of being a senior executive in the military industrial complex is all the cool toys you get to have at your desk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: There's a party in my pants
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tasmanian genes helping to rebuild Victoria's bandicoots. No matter what else may happen, we get an awesome video game or cartoon character out of this
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man trapped in his 5th floor apartment after UPS delivers right to his door
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's new book claims that Sanders treating her with kid gloves caused "lasting damage" to her campaign and disrupted the Democratic party before going on to use Republican talking points to disparage Sanders
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Investigators say that aman suspected of killing a 22-year-old PA student killed her at his apartment, stuffed her body into a storage container and then called Lyft to drive it 100 miles away. In response, Uber CorpseDisposal expected to launch soon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor who took part in Trump inauguration now realizes that no one is safe from face-eating leopards
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Center-Left think tank Third Way says Democrats can win the next election by sucking up to big business, ignoring minorities, and definitely not adopting any policies from the left-wing of the party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary's wife Louise Linton: Let me apologize whole-heartedly for my suggestion on Instagram as to the eating of cake. If any of you filthy peasants were offended let me just say...wait, let me start over
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Congress has twenty-five days to avoid an economic disaster. Considering how productive they've been so far, let's all just start day drinking now
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Burglars break into local GOP headquarters, no doubt looking for the party's direction
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are states that are literally falling apart ranked. It isn't a good day in paradise after all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lego to break apart 1400 jobs and throw them in the garbage
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What started with a report of stolen leaf blowers and a pickup truck getaway vehicle ends with a stolen truck crashing into a house, a woman throwing her kid into a random passing car, and the male driver swallowing a bunch of heroin
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Rajah)
 
 
 
Will reigns get fed to the inCenarator? Will anyone care of Enzo and Gable? Can subby manage to type this with no typos on his phone? It's your live Raw thread Starting at 8pm eastern on USA
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker aeonite is doing an AMA on Reddit now (Sep 4, 3PM Eastern Time) to talk about his novel Blackbird, which got its start here on Fark as an online serial
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Patriot Fire" blogger and a few fans decide to "tour" San Diego's historic Chicano Park and its murals and have a "Patriot Picnic"; complain the city "should not fund subversive revolutionary anti-American art on public land"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The party of Lincoln is now the party of Charlottesville, Arpaio, DACA repeal and the Muslim ban, embodying the worst sentiments and driven by irrational anger, and deserves extinction
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Stupidest kickstarter you'll see today, this week, this month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that patient who nearly had his blood drawn without consent? Well, he's also an officer, and his department is hailing the nurse a hero. Get your popcorn ready
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Irma might be taking her talents to South Beach. EVERYBODY PANIC AND PAAARTY
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Seafood company's defense for accidentally releasing 160,000 Atlantic salmon into the Pacific: it was a tide caused by the eclipse. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nickel prices keep plugging along, are the highest they've been in almost 6 quarters
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas A&M is up 44-10 on UCLA mid third quarter. There's no way the Bruins are coming back from this one, Right? Right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New camera can see through the human body, even to your shriveled, black farker's heart. This is not a euphemism
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
For dessert lovers, this part of the calendar year is dedicated to fruit and dough treats
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, America, you want to re-negotiate NAFTA? Fine, let's start with adopting mandatory paid family leave and dumping all of your anti-union bullshiat
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farting: when does it begin? This weekend, after your previous helpfulness/vilification, I've eaten chipotle chilli beef on rice, 2 spicy chicken enchiladas, 2 chilli beef burritos and half-a-dozen jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen insists Hurricane Harvey was "part of god's plan"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Astronaut Peggy Whitson becomes the woman who fell to earth, for the third time, after a record 665 days in space
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An obituary for Sumiteru Taniguchi. He spent his whole life showing others what happens when a highly reactive Fat Man is allowed to destroy lives. (Warning: graphic picture in article.)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump warns that North Korea's leaders are smarter and wiser than he is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark: Big Hollywood actor states that part of his job must be delegated to a lower-paid Mexican. UltraFark: Entirety of comment section agrees on something without devolving into a racist septic tank
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The six big policies the Democratic Party should adopt right now, but won't
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The average American has had 7.2 sexual partners, Farkers ask how that's possible when Rosie only has 5 sisters
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obligatory "flood damage" picture article with houses underwater; delivery trucks flooded; a guy barbecuing; three idiots- wait, go back one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As local officials call for more help, Trump Defense Department sent nearly 5,000 fewer troops for Harvey recovery than claimed
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of the Romans can be charted in their lead plumbing. It's Pb without the jelly
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson : Why would we need a working State Department? Diplomacy? What's that?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese on Jerry Lewis: 'It was like watching a virtuoso pianist at the keyboard'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In Cuba, 16 American and 5 Canadian diplomats have now suffered traumatic brain injuries and central nervous system damage due to ultrasound attacks by an unknown party. Cuba says it didn't do it. Russia says it's "absurd" to blame them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
FARC transforms into a political party. Remember that less than 5% of FARC party candidates are hand-picked for nomination. Want to increase the chances of your candidate being nominated by FARC? Read this
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Army Times)
 
 
 
You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K's use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they're not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them. That's when the infiltrators started to appear. The Terminators
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Games Done Quick is partnering with Houston Food Bank to raise money to feed all those affected by Hurricane Harvey starting tonight at 8 PM EST for 3 days of gaming goodness
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why Your Team Sucks: Kansas City Chiefs edition. "Your quarterback is what you'd get if mayo and vanilla had a baby"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President Trump to put spike through heart of DACA. Immigrant wife hobbles away on one stiletto
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Tech Dirt cites Drew's patent troll victory in their article about Kaspersky's currently similar case
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
A nurse following a policy the hospital lawyers and police department agreed to regarding blood draws? You better bet that's an arrest. Hero tag is for the nurse
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Democrats don't think Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, the man House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy said he was convinced was on Putin's payroll, should be in charge of the House Foreign Affairs subcommittee on Russia
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Thursday Night MMA: Invicta FC 25 featuring Yana Kunitskaya vs Raquel Pa'aluhi for the vacant bantamweight title. Co-main is Livia Renata Souza vs Janaisa Morandin. fights start at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently calling President Obama's mother a "fourth-rate porn actress" and "whore" has consequences if you're a senior Department of Energy official. Who knew?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ok Fark ghost hunters. Is this guy's apartment haunted?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just poked a fire ant raft and now you have a lot of burning questions? This article's for you
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: New polling shows Trump's approval rating plummeting and most blame him for "tearing the country apart". News: Poll is from Fox News
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The surprisingly interesting career of the cowboy from Village People and his climb back into the charts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson has gratefully accepted Mexico's offer of food, boats and supplies to help cope with the disaster in Houston. For its part, Mexico has promised not to spray paint "Construir una pared fuera de esto, perras" on the aid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, TX flood victims: Starting tomorrow, it'll be harder to sue your insurer for dragging out or simply refusing to pay your claim. BONUS: Even if you win, the insurance company's penalties are reduced too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department to Russia: No U
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: ""You can buy this great 'USA' hat in my online store for only $40. Walmart: "Hold my beer"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CFL team that hired Art Briles said Johnny Football had "too many red flags"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Breitbart calls Pizzagate truther Mike Cernovich up from the minors to challenge the "White House globalists"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best part about looking at vintage Star Wars merch collections is when you get to put on the Vader helmet and badly recite lines from Empire
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My office finally started blocking Fark. I'm stuck using my phone to communicate with you people. You're so tiny now
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Houston's still underwater, Trumpy's still a dangerous idiot, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your MSNBC late night thread. the fun starts @8pm EDT
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: Siblings born a year apart | News: Same day | Fark: Same length and weight (with awwww side-by-side photo)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former NBA star and noted futurist Dennis Rodman claims North Korea is starting to become a '24th century country'
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Trump administration hires former DeVry University official as new head of Education Department unit meant to police fraud. Why yes, DeVry recently settled a $100 million case with the FTC for defrauding students, why do you ask?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ancient whales were actually fearsome predators, not docile behemoths that are smarter than any of us
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Come see which drug-addicted partying rockstars are older than they have any right to be
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Draw a line between Earth and Venus, let them run for 8 years, and you get a pretty cool geometric pattern in GIF form
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's appointee to Department of Energy claims it wasn't him who called Obama's mom a porn actress and whore on website, it was actually result of 'cyber attacks and internet crimes' committed against him
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Rediscovered computer program from 1960 was used to write fiction. Even today, it still writes faster than George R R Martin
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