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500 headlines found matching 'Art'
Tue January 17, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Puzder is suddenly second guessing his decision to become Labor Secretary, possibly after realizing the department requires actual humans and paperwork to run
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
L.A. community college pays $28,000 to free itself from ransomware, will hope to recoup the money after one new part time student enrolls
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hemp company launches 'cannabis for dogs' product to soothe stress and help relieve arthritis
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff's Department to begin using drones to respond to bomb threats, hostage crises, doughnut deliveries to squad cars
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
German automakers tell Trump to go fark himself. What's Trump gonna be carted around in? A Chevy? Does Trump even know how to drive?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to lead the HHS department invested in a drug company, then introduced a bill a week later to help that same company
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(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The Rev Dr. Martin Luther King's letter from a Birmingham jail cell to other clergy continues to be far too relevant. It's long, but worth the read
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The Arthur C. Clarke Geostationary Highway
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Note to Tesla owners: Don't rely on a phone to start your car in the middle of the desert
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Help old school UltramegaFarker Wookiemonster (730 greenlit links) get his short film Kickstarter over the hump and greenlit. It's a pretty big hump right now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How the Democratic party can do to Trump's SCOTUS nominee what Yertle did to Obama's nominee
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you really think about it, Martin Luther King Jr. was a conservative
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It is considered an honor to be invited to Selma with John Lewis; he has taken members of both parties with him over the years. But Lewis said one person he will never ask to join him is Donald Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
UKIP MEP demands May scrap the Schengen agreement. You know, that thing the UK isn't part of and never has been
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mapping out TrumpWorld: the Crappiest Place on Earth
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you wear underwear to bed? Uh yeah, about that (Not safe for work pic in article)
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Canada having trouble assembling team for World Baseball Classic this March. Freddie Freeman and Russell Martin are set at 1B and SS, but pitching staff will include Ryan Dempster and Eric Gagne, and washed-up Justin Morneau will DH
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to be happy for the rest of your life? Move to the "happiest place on earth," Costa Rica
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Remote African tribe laughs when they see a cartoon for the first time, because the humor created when a cat loves lasagna is universal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EPL returns, beginning with Baggies at Spurs, followed by the big group of 6 matches, finishing with Chelsea at Foxes. Sunday shows Citeh at Everton, climaxing with Man Utd and Liverpool. Kickoff starts 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"They are the opposition party. I want 'em out of the building" Trump officials floating idea of kicking the press out of the White House. Well, except for that Breitbart guy
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 21, with Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet for the interim featherweight championship. Also Pannie Kianzad, Aspen Ladd, and Andrea "KGB" Lee. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, which is free this weekend
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
With Jennifer Holliday canceling on Trump, his inauguration would currently rank as only the 4th best Super Sweet 16 party of all time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for round two of the NFL playoffs with the battle of the birds, Seattle at Atlanta starting at 4:35 ET on FOX, then the Texans try to beat the Patriots against all the odds at 8:15 ET on CBS
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Major General Errol Schwartz isn't being fired, he tendered his resignation as is protocol, and the timing is his choice: The Trump administration asked him to stay on a few more days to smooth the transition, and he refused
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Darth Trumpius: "You can't win, Lamestream Media. If you even attempt to strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess who tweeted that John Lewis is all talk and no action days before Martin Luther King day?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's another hockey filled Saturday, starting with PHI/BOS at 1pm ET plus two provincial battles: TOR/OTT at 7pm and EDM/CAL at 10pm. Should be a good Rock'em Sock'em Hockey Day
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It doesn't text. You can't check your email. And it's meant to be used as little as possible. Say hello to the anti-smartphone
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to Jakarta for a good time when the night gets late, randy Indonesians get busy, especially the Muslim ones because it's so naughty
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If you go the "tiny house" route, don't forget to add theft insurance to your fire, flood and earthquake policies
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Article asks the obvious question: 'why people hate U2 so much?'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does it still count as a Samurai death if you're killed with your own sword by a guy who started with a wrench?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Germany says it's OK to burn a synagogue as long as you are criticizing Israeli policy by doing so. So, if you have something against U.S. policy, it's OK to torch a Walmart? (assuming they have Walmarts in Germany)
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(Some Zippy Zebra)
 
 
 
Ever find a blast from your past? One of those things you remember from days of yore, that pops up in an unexpected place? Eat your heart out, Kool-Aid Man
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justice department says Chicago PD is racist, practices unconstitutional policing. Well duh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like working alone? A part-time job of being a hermit is available in Austria
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Here's why Mars is the best planet in the solar system for us to explore: "It's like The Man in the High Castle for Earth's history" (good read)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mexican border city of Juarez is considered one of the most dangerous in the world due to cartels trafficking black market drugs, jewelry, Krispy Kreme doughnuts
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Channel your inner Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert..I need a sign slogan for the Women's March on Washington
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Not that there's any reason to panic, but vampire bats have started living up to their name
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart to eliminate up to a thousand jobs before the end of January, saving the company literally hundreds of dollars in salaries
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Mets to Tim Tebow: "Thanks for playing. You've been a great contestant. Please pick up some lovely parting gifts on the way home"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not to panic you at all but there's a star on a collision course with our solar system that will bring MILLIONS of asteroids hurtling towards Earth
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Subject in winning photo in this year's Ocean Art Photography contest is a poisonous sea creature from Australia. I know that doesn't really narrow it down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, Nintendo will reveal details about their Switch console. But being the Internet sharks we are, let's start our speculations now
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Announcements of U.S. fourth-quarter earnings begins Friday, and for the first time ever Alcoa will foil the tradition of being the first to report
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to panic about, just a huge hole that has opened up on the surface of the Sun and is blasting Earth with solar winds
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about what I'll put up next Christmas," says man whose Satanic display in a public park to combat the Jesus stuff drew criticism, applause
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night means a few big games tonight with the Panthers-Islanders, Canadiens-Jets, Penguins-Capitals, and the Sharks-Flames, with the fun starting at 7:00 PM ET
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Seven crazy parts of Trump's press conference. The next four years should be interesting, in the Chinese proverb sort of definition of interesting
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Art of Russian Hacking: A Primer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Gary Busey's nephew apparently built a sex party house called "The Sausage Castle" Fark: It just got cooked
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(CBC)
 
 
 
To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Nearly naked man found trapped inside New York City apartment wall. I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos ruined Michigan's education system. Are you prepared to see the same happen to the entire Department of Education?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Will Donald announce he's getting out of the real estate game? Will he be dogged the entire time with Russia questions? Will he even bother holding the press conference today? THIS is your Donald Trump Press Conference thread (11am start time)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Top Republicans say the Department of Justice will "no longer be obsessed with this civil rights issue" under Jeff Sessions
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Should bartenders be allowed to drink on the job? "Although I want everyone to have a good time at work and enjoy work, maybe you're in the wrong line of business if you're doing that work because you want to get drunk at work"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA will be where George Lucas almost blows Episode 1 of his new museum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine Walmart and Florida? Here's one of the many possibilities
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin gives his annual vaguely hopeful yet realistically downplaying-it update on when The Winds of Winter will be finished
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Nasdaq just had its best start to a year in more than a decade. This means something. Or nothing
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Frozen waterfalls look pretty from up close, until the 20ft long icicles start falling on you
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Is it art if you send glass boxes via FedEx to see what they look like afterwards? Yes, yes it is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The woman who broke the story on the start of World War II passes at 104. Subby is happy he could get out of bed and drop his kids off at school
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
30 years of Showtime knockouts compressed into 13 minutes of pure punching power. Come for the artistry, stay for the "DAAAAAAAAMN, you got knocked the Fark out"
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The caricuture artist you saw at the summer fair apparently works for the Toronto Police in the winter
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This $830,000 horse links Samsung and a South Korean president in the second-most surreal political carnival taking place on the face of the Earth right now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It was -22 degrees in Moscow, Russia. Did they stay inside? No they partied hardy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Continuing his uninterrupted streak of appointing the worst possible person to every department, Trump asks anti-vaxxer Robert Kennedy Jr to lead vaccine commission
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do they put in these things anyway? Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, Yellow Dye No. 5, and salmonella. Just everything a growing boy needs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even North Carolinians are starting to question some of their recent political choices
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg writes a heartwarming letter to an 8 year-old who dressed as her for Superhero Day at school
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
That 'mystery element' at the center of the Earth is probably just silicon
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Brits found to be throwing away £13 billion worth of food every year. The article calls it 'edible' but that's a pretty lofty claim to be making about British food even before it hit the bin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So what's the deal when Jerry Seinfeld can't get into Obama's farewell party for a half hour because his license has his legal name Jerome on it, and not Jerry?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Ghost in the Shell" will return to theaters in February and then strip naked and disappear from theaters
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the cure for cancer, cold fusion, and interstellar travel at warp speed figured out, scientists turn to the Last Great Question: which animals fart?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is now cheaper to live on a cruise ship than in an apartment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's pen_is finally starting to measure up
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott gives a horrible gift to Taiwanese President, but gives a great gift to the art of facepalming
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos, is starting to look so toxic for the position that even Senate Republicans are willing to postpone her hearing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter goes nuts after unearthing vacuous vapid talking point airbag of hate Tomi Lahren's old Tweets. There are some true doozies here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party grows a spine and names it "Cory Booker"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So is it time yet to start talking about the potential upsides of cannibalism?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To the left, a list of what the article's author believes to be the best sci-fi and fantasy books due out in 2017. To the right, a civil and cultured discussion of said author's parentage and alcohol/pharmaceutical consumption
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is literally the worst article ever written about the word literally
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Aging Baby Boomers have the nerve to actually want to spend their final days living in a roomy home in a quiet cul-de-sac in a safe suburb when they really should all be crammed into a downtown apartment high-rise
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, yes, this is exactly how things started against the German Jews in 1934
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Could we please start a Twitter war between Donald Trump and the Cherokee County School District? Pretty please?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer article written by head of the Cleveland Clinic is promoted, then disavowed, then taken down, then put back up, then disavowed again sort of. And now here it is promoted again. It's a veritable circle of Cleveland
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Asteroid the size of a 10-story building slipped quietly just past the Earth today, twice as close as the Moon. And we didn't see it coming
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"A neighbor said she got a random text message from the homeowner about a cat an hour or two before the fire started"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Clemson turn the tide against Alabama or will Nick Saban and the Crimson Tide win five titles in eight seasons? Starting at 8 p.m. ET on ESPN
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a Charter Schools is it has greater accountability, such as accounting for why 40% of its graduates didn't have enough credits to graduate
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
IBM secures 8000 patents in 2016. Subby's pretty sure he violated at least 30 of them by submitting this, moving his mouse, farting in his office chair cushion, and blaming it on the dog
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Got a quarter million dollars to spend on stuff you want? Not if you have a kid, you don't
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida Panthers dress a sales accountant as a backup goalie when their starter was hurt. Apparently the front office misunderstood when he said he wanted to work with the team's net
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Slacktivists devised a plan to destroy Breitbart and it's already working
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Under Armor launches Tom Brady line of pajamas aimed at people who still believe that an NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel goes to bed every night wearing pajamas
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that you're spending too much time listening to what Donald Trump says instead of examining what's truly in his heart
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Rare snowy owl draws crowds in Pennsylvania, carries note requesting Yuengling delivery to Hogwarts
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez, 44, decides that his baseball comeback should start in Japan as a member of the Kochi Fighting Dogs. Announcers immediately begin working on their "That's just Manny being Manny"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Theranos starts 2017 by firing 40 percent of its staff
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(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
"I also want a vibrant two-party system where both parties are competitive in their appeal for hearts and minds of citizens. Oh, fark it, who am I kidding? I only want a one party system"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sabrina the Teenage Witch to be remade into a darker version and be part of the Archie verse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts suggest solving nation's housing crisis by repurposing and renovating abandoned office space as affordable apartments. Just don't touch the red stapler
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not-actually-a-Democrat Bernie Sanders wants to revitalize the Democratic Party to 'create a damn government that represents all of us'
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Could you climb every 4,000 foot mountain in New Hampshire? In a month? Could you do it all over again the next month? 12 months in a row? Or would you rather sit inside and read this article?
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(BBC GoodFood)
 
 
 
Five things never to say to your child about food. "You have to finish off that third double espresso before you start on that case of Pixy Stix" conspicuously absent
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
QUIZ: As winter settles in, brushing up on your snow survival skills is a smart idea
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(Some Union guy)
 
 
 
Let's see, we've got our attacks underway on Obamacare, Medicare, Medicaid. Social Security? Yeah, that, too. Civil Service? That, too -- liberals pushed that through in 1871, starting this nation's decline
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Council cancels Meals On Wheels because it's too expensive, starts feeding prison food to the elderly instead
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, can we start tuning out the Trump enablers? Will that work?
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you insist on starting the New Year by abstaining from alcohol for the month, but do you have to make it worse by calling it 'Drynuary?'
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Science says the black hole at the center of our galaxy is farting Neptune-sized gas balls at 20 million miles an hour. Sorry to get all technical-talky on a non-specialist sort of forum
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2016-17 NFL playoffs begin today with the #5 Oakland Raiders at the #4 Houston Texans starting at 4:30pm ET on ABC/ESPN then we get the #5 Detroit Lions at the #3 Seattle Seahawks starting at 8:15pm on NBC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL gives us a dozen games today. The action starts with Lightning/Flyers @ 1PM ET. Later, we've got Habs/Leafs, the eternal rivals, and The Battle of the National Capitals @ 7PM ET. Sharks/Wings wraps up the day @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: a dusting of snow has shut down your entire Southern city, leaving you stuck at home bored out of your mind. Answer: milk and bread party
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(MSN)
 
 
 
J. C. Penney may be the next department store to go belly-up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Smart ass leaves gate open
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Guess what partisans, millions of Americans don't agree with you, in fact they don't side with either political party
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This cold weather is actually good for you. Just look at how healthy and robust all the homeless people gathered around the alley barrel fire behind your apartment are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer. But hey, we're a quarter of the way there
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(News24)
 
 
 
Germany sends out fake news story warning after Breitbart fake news story, which is every story on Breitbart, last Subby looked
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Media: "Russia hacked the DNC." Trump: "This hacking thing is a partisan witch hunt against me." Media: "We didn't mention you yet. Telling"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shadow Puppets win art prize, presidential election
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every citizen in France automatically registered as an organ donor, unless they opt out. Although due to the French lifestyle of fatty foods, wine and cigarettes, doctors shouldn't count on finding many healthy kidneys, lungs, hearts or livers
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The party at Buffalo Wild Wings stops this year, Thanks for the good times
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Chickens are scumbags who trick their partners into sex
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Never count your chickens before they hatch. However, if this becomes a problem, you might want to start buying fresher eggs at the grocery store
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for "fake news"? (a) Spy Magazine, (b) Jon Stewart, (c) Comedy in general
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"2017 you are off to an AMAZING START OMG So excited ..." tweets first male model hired by Maybelline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking at CES in Vegas, Part 2
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders complains that the Democratic Party is out of touch with the sort of misogynists who support him and Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump has begun attacking Toyota over their Mexico ties, and now Nissan is starting to panic as the president-elect is just pissing everyone off at this point
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Department stores must change--or die
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Seventeen TV shows to look forward to in 2017, starting right about today
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2017 is off to a quick start. Bollywood and Hollywood star Om Puri dies at 66
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Thu January 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Highlights of World Darts Championship final include stage invader, yes, but there were also an insane 42 ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTIES, a new world record for one match
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With no other products to export, Zimbabwe starts shipping its elephants to China. Presumably in trunks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with arch enemy Graydon Carter of Vanity Fair, and he's doing it in Graydon's office. Looks like someone has the upper hand on the short fingered vulgarian
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We need a proper cookie thread for one last hurrah after the holiday season. Did you try any new recipes? Used a tried-and-true recipe to win every party? Show us the good stuff and why the best cookies always have raisins in them
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
What we continue to be shocked by is how out of touch the entire Democratic party appears to be. Had we understood just how clueless they are, the election result might not have been so shocking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
109 Kmart stores and 41 Sears stores slated to close by the end of March, shocking many who didn't realize there were that many still open
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Drew Curtis Memorial Library NEEDS a Rare Books section, starting w/ this entry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News names Megyn Kelly's replacement. Jon Stewart, you're our only hope
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The right has learned to love the fine art of trolling ...after learning it from the left. Thanks, Obama
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans who've never heard of the internet say they will bring back 'war on pornography.' Trump looks up from his 1990 Playboy where he was on the cover, nods, goes back to 'reading articles'
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Up to 3 inches of snow predicted for parts of the Carolinas this weekend. Milk and bread distributors spotted smiling, high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
From the Department of Obvious: Charlie Manson was not a 'model prisoner'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear State Lottery Officials, I better start winning the lottery, or I will kill all of you. Signed, Lottery Loser Lady
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Alexa, will my Ford start this morning?' 'HAHAHAHAHAHA NO'
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Dead Taiwanese official gets "happy departure": 50 scantily-clad ladies pole dancing atop jeeps for his funeral
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Top 5 Games of 2016 a.k.a The "No I just 5 more minutes and we can go to the party I just need to show these middle schoolers whose boss" list
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Need something to give you hope for our politics in our nation? The Republican governor of Arkansas says the state should stop honoring Robert E. Lee on the same day as Martin Luther King because "it's the right thing to do"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Florida man chases Florida Walmart woman, 12,533 BC edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone has been leaving bizarre poems, advice, and weigh loss tips on food items at one particular Tesco
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Here are five little-known diseases that might kill you in 2017, from Elizabethkingia to Leishmanias. It's not too early to start worrying now
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"As NFL ratings have recovered from steep losses, the league and TV networks can thank one team in particular for helping to salvage the season: the Dallas Cowboys"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Credit repair companies found guilty of overcharging customers. No word if they have to wear pirate costumes, sing bad songs as part of punishment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When moving out of an apartment, take your creepy Mandy Moore tile mosaic with you
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Firefighters call fire department to put out fire in their fire station. Fire
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy proves that even an unvaccinated clock is right twice a day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bartender sees man drop date rape drug into date's glass, so he swaps their drinks
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In an act to encourage bipartisanship, Trump calls Democrats "Schumer clowns"
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Tar Heels try to avoid their second straight loss to start conference play. The Clemson Tigers will try to force Roy Williams into mid-season surgery in big home game
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Why do we dial 911 and Europeans dial 112?' and other pressing questions that hopefully can be solved in 2017 which really should start on the fall equinox or Inauguration Day
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Monopoly, a.k.a., If I'm not the car, I'm not playing" - A breakdown of the classic game, and the long lost art of the family board game
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
After January 20, 2017, the EPA is gutted, and every American car manufactured from that day forward will start exactly like this Russian train
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Small' anaconda pulled out of toilet in Virginia apartment. Not a euphemism
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
A buddy of mine in Utah has the script, made the trailer, and is putting all his heart into making this awesomely cheesy 'Whiskey Western'. Give it a look and see what you might want to do. Thanks - Roof
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dems organize against GOP ethics scandal. Media covers story. Trump sends out a tweet. GOP caves under public pressure. Media gives full credit to Trump. Media then writes articles like this one wondering how Trump got all the credit
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Tue January 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebooks bans photo of Neptune sculpture for being "explicitly sexual". Also bans photos of Uranus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Texans decide to lose the first round playoff game against Oakland by starting Brock Osweiler
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Party at Sessions' place
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Newspaper article from 1917: Coal? Don't worry about it, they'll be using something else 100 years from now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The fine art of defacing landmarks
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yes it's your daily GIANT 7.2 magnitude earthquake hits Ring of Fire sparking a tsunami warning PANIC story
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Majority of Democrats believe that the Russian Hack of the DNC was really Russia hacking the election results and fixing the election as part of a Trump conspiracy. And they wonder why they lost
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA warns of two massive asteroids hurtling towards earth. Still likely to do less damage than the Trump administration
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(Some guy from the 90's)
 
 
 
Trent Reznor just comes out and says it: yeah, we're basically done and going to start retreading our mid-90's stuff. This link is not sponsored by Hot Topic
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Two-year-old figures out way to move fallen dresser off of twin brother by himself, will be known as the smart one for the rest of their lives (with scary video)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wild raucous crowd at the 2017 World Darts Championship doesn't disappoint as a fan rushes the stage and steals the trophy
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Obama is trying to accomplish what Hillary Clinton failed miserably to do: Start a nuclear war with Russia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can spot some subtle clues if you watch Sherlock closely. Like how Watson's blog is actually a .jpg in Windows 10 Photo viewer. This means Moriarty is alive and Lestrade is the killer
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
And the most ferocious insect on Earth title goes to the tiger beetle who hunts down its prey and tears it to pieces with its massive jaws
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Some people's trip of a lifetime involves bikini babes at St. Barts. And, some people want to meet the child they've been sponsoring for nine years and help build a school. Subby's still leaning towards the first option
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(AndrewGelman.com)
 
 
 
You know that article going around saying North Carolina is no longer a democracy? Yeah, about that
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
"This NFL season was an unceasing fart and Week 17 was its sweet release"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four bowl games with some big-name college teams for the most part. Florida-Iowa, Western Michigan-Wisconsin, USC-PSU, and Auburn-Oklahoma. Have at it with the games starting at 1:00 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There might be college football bowl games on, but how about giving some love for these three NHL games, highlighted by the Winter Classic in St. Louis. So it's Blackhawks-Blues, Bruins-Devils, and Avalanche-Canucks starting at 1:00 PM ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough denies he spent New Year's Eve partying with his best bud Donald Trump
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Bill O'Brien has won the AFC South twice and never had a losing season in Houston despite having to start more QBs than the Browns. So naturally, Houston wants to fire him
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"To suggest that Dick Clark Productions would ever intentionally compromise the success of any artist is defamatory," even if that artist is a bloated has-been like Mariah Carey
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Newly unearthed documents reveal Nixon intentionally sabotaged negotiations that could have ended the Vietnam War in 1968
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Elemental theme of massage business features earth, water and fire truck
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan panel of former White House press secretaries agree: President Trump will be a waking nightmare for the media
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Skins didn't win, so the Lions are in. But a division title is on the line now. It's your SNF thread, Game starts at 8:30pm EST on NBC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You may be feeling just about partied out today, but Scots have just begun their annual three-day national festival of drinking whiskey, setting stuff on fire and jumping in rivers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the art of crafting the perfect running playlist, from Olympic marathoners to beer milers: "Music is fundamental to running. It's a legal performance-enhancer"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One-quarter of all people have absolutely no idea exactly how much they'll have to pay when they take out a loan. Man, that's like 75 per cent
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There ain't no party like a Don Lemon party, 'cause a Don Lemon party don't stop...in which we learn why tequila and live television are two great things that do not go well together
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will end up winning the AFC West, the Raiders or the Chiefs? In the NFC will it be the Green Bay Packers, Detroit Lions or both? It's the final week of the regular season with a lot on the line for a few teams. Games start at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This whole blame-the-victim thing is really starting to snowball
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aren't you supposed to close the back gate of the ferry BEFORE you start the trip?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The new year's eve/day fixtures mean no rest for the EPL with Hull hosting the Toffees to start proceedings & a top 3 tussle tomorrow with Liverpool & Citeh. And can Big Sam's new charges turn a corner at the Emirates on Sunday?
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Sat December 31, 2016
(A Citizen)
 
 
 
Someone made a nice little chart of what is going to get delayed next in Star Citizen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham to be given an OBE from the Queen for her work with fashion, charities, and not taking part in the latest Spice Girls reunion
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
At least 35 killed in nightclub shooting in Turkey. Unclear whether this counts as a parting shot by 2016 or an early start by 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another whale has arrived in the East River, presumably to avenge the death of its cetacean counterpart
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
RATT part of concert canceled over band name dispute; Night Ranger forced to take stage alone. In other news, RATT still tours round and round as two separate bands
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kentucky wire manufacturer General Cable fined $75 million to settle bribery charges. It's the biggest case of fraud against a company with "cable" in their name that didn't involve Time Warner, Comcast or Charter
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news to help bring in the new year: There's now 'overwhelming evidence' that Planet X is going to destroy Earth in 2017
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 122 quarterback takedowns, Indianapolis Colts Pro Bowl linebacker Robert Mathis announces his retirement. NFL players respond with a sack full of tribute letters
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(TSN)
 
 
 
With all the bowl games today, even us hockey freaks have one: The Unsustainabowl. Will Columbus extend their winning streak to 15 games or will The Wild go to 13? That one's at 6pm ET but with 11 games today there's plenty for all. 1pm start time
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Minimum wage increases are starting to increase the pressure on Trump as well
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Weedman is jonesing for a new weedmobile after the police bogarted his old one
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember back when men were men and women smoked fine cigars, we would ring in the New Year's by snorting cocaine off an escort's butt before using a sword to uncork a bottle of champagne? Now the night's all about 'cuddle parties'
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember when we were only speculating on Trump's possible Russian ties before the election, not talking about his actual Russian ties after he won the most powerful position in government and started appointing their friends? Good times
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are now on the brink of bringing back extinct species. Finally some good news for the Democratic Party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn posts video message saying the Labour Party will not stand idly by as Britain tears itself apart via Brexit
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook caps off a dreadful performance (6-19 shooting and 6 first quarter turnovers) with an epic 3rd quarter ejection on back to back technicals
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Can Rhonda Rousey regain her UFC title or will Amanda Nunes just give her a good licking? The main event starts at 10:00 PM ET on UFC pay per view/Prelims @ 7:30 PM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hang on to your silly hats, party poppers, and those stupid-looking sunglasses with the frames cut like the numbers "2017", those haven't looked good since 2009. It's your final Weird News Quiz of 2016
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Artist creates robots to feed the elderly homeless. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Slate)
 
 
 
UbuWeb celebrates 20 years of being one of the strangest and unique websites out there. Feel old yet?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The attempted recount was a good thing. It demonstrated beyond any doubt not only that this was a stolen election but that the laws, the courts, and corporate media are complicit in a bipartisan electoral crime wave of national proportions"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Hey, free artwork. On your car. In mustard (pic)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NBC and Charter continue pissing match over who gets to charge more for shows broadcast for free over the air
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You remember that NYC firefighter who was attacked by a gang of thugs on Christmas Eve who stole all the presents for his family out of his car while he was on his way to a holiday party? Yeah, that never actually happened
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A peek inside an ISIS bunker, which is unsurprisingly roomier than most New York City studio apartments
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
RUN-DMC files lawsuit reminding Walmart, Amazon that they are still alive and defending their trademarks
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to find than that guy in Accounting at the Christmas party, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? What are you waiting for? What did you secretly buy for yourself? This week, Tattletail rolls out (among other games)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
News: Arkansas football player arrested for shoplifting at Belk department store. FARK: His team is playing in the Belk Bowl
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Enjoy once again the top 10 most watched MLB videos of 2016. Don't worry, there's plenty of Bartolo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Connor tries to thwart Skynet by attacking some random naked guy in a biker bar
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(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
University of Florida student faces possible expulsion after run in with the law, transfer to Hogwarts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Drake University assistant women's basketball coach alleges she was forced out of her position after she started bringing her girlfriend to home games, but many doubt her claims because c'mon, homophobia in women's basketball?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You might think it's a good idea to set up a refinery in your apartment to extract gold from old cellphone and computer circuit boards, but that's because you're an idiot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oh, so that's how Doug Martin could rip it up on the field
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
If you really want a good team building exercise, let everyone be bartenders
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security: Bribes Welcome
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FruitBouquets.com: $30 Credit for $15. New Year's arrangements start at $39.99, standard shipping $14.99. If the trains are traveling at 35 and 67 mph respectively, how many soccer balls does Jim save? (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, a priest and a rabbi went to Washington DC to pray at Trump's inauguration. That's the joke. The inauguration part, not the praying
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
ACC basketball gets started with interesting match up between a team that scores vs a team that holds the ball like the end of Hoosiers
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Wed December 28, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Just because you're bombing the crap out of ISIS doesn't mean you can't partake in the Christmas spirit
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that Colorado study that showed that legalizing pot didn't lead to teenagers smoking more of it? Seems as if things are a little different in Washington. Like don't Bogart that joint, man
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon article from 2013: Hugo Chavez's economic miracle. Starving Venezuelans unavailable for comment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When Lincoln talked about fooling some of the people all of the time, he was envisioning the future of his own party
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
From President Obama's pardon of Bill Cosby and Cosby's subsequent suicide, to Cam Newton's arrest for throwing the Superbowl, and Martin Shkrelli being gunned down in a drive- by, this is the year in review as told by Fake news
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Perhaps it is time to reassess our relevance as a society when a major concern is apparently the lack of a hummus emoji on our smartphones
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just how bad has 2016 been? Even George R.R. "Kill 'Em All" Martin is fed up with the body count
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alaska has the nation's highest average credit card debt. Mostly because residents only get one month in the summer to catch up on how much they owe before it's time for the heating bills to start rolling in again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin CEO commits to driving down cost of F-35. Apparently she feels that what they lose on the price of each plane they'll make up in volume with the three wars Trump will be starting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this martial artist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
My God. Todd Starnes may have finally written an article that many Farkers will agree with
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man launches gofundme to help protect Betty White from 2016. If this works and Betty White makes it out of 2016 alive, the money raised will then be used to acquire nude photos of Bea Arthur
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In Arkansas Christmas doesn't officially start until one family member pulls a knife on another
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three people die and five others injured in a four-car pileup in one of New York's seven boroughs that jammed six lanes of traffic for up to two hours. And a partridge in a pear tree
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un warns the party operatives against "whining as if falling into the idea of defeatism." I mean everywhere HE looks things are great. He has plenty to eat, nice cars, a hot wife, what is there to complain about?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The parts of America that love Duck Dynasty, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and Pawn Stars are exactly where you would expect them to be located. Modern Family, Mythbusters, etc are almost exactly the inverse. TFA includes handy maps for comparison
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The year in video game paintings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your farts could even clear out an arena of the most ardent Trump supporters? Here comes the science
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Canada's border guards could throw a weird and elaborate party with all they confiscated at the border in 2016. Booze, shatter, bacon, guns, porn, a horse, a small plane, and $100,000 of gold jewelry were some of the items people tried to smuggle"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN doubles down on their 2016 efforts to rebrand as "Constantly Not News" by starting off the new year with an entire hour dedicated to the history of the band Chicago
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cowboys fans: "Tony, Tony, Tony" Jerry Jones: "No Romo for you" Note: this involves a quarterback who has led his team to all of four playoff losses and zero Super Bowls in 10 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Boxing Day Monday Time for the English tradition that is football The morning starts at 7:30 with Palace at Watford. Baggies at Gunners at 10, as well as other matches, ending with by Citeh at Hull at 12:15. This is your EPL discussion
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Racist C-SPAN caller angrily demands the US start vetting people from Puerto Rico, gets handed a lesson in statehood by an NPR correspondent
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(Kukla's Korner)
 
 
 
The results are in, and the worst player in the NHL is ... Tyson Barrie. "Barrie has a -34 plus-minus rating over the past year. Barrie is the ice time leader on the Colorado Avalanche. This is a big part of the reason Colorado is last in the NHL"
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What message should we send to the stars? "Greetings from Earth", "Hello", or maybe "Free Humans →"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
So, let's review the 23 science facts we didn't know at the start of 2016. Do you remember them all?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
There's only two Christmas day games. Will the Ravens be able to beat the Steelers at home? Starting at 4:30pm ET on the NFL Network. For the night game we have the Broncos at the Chiefs starting at 8:30pm on NBC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why even Trump-friendly artists don't want to perform at Trump's inauguration. Must be Trump's winning personality
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Texans and backup quarterback Tom Savage tame the Bengals or will Andy Dalton show the rookie how it's done and defeat Houston at NRG Stadium? It's your Saturday Night football thread starting at 8:25pm ET on the NFL Network
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue writer hands Tucker Carlson his partisan hack arse in interview
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Angels will get their wings, ZuZu's petals will disappear and reappear, Jimmy Stewart will make 1930s style violent love to Donna Reed, and you'll wonder just why Pottersville was so bad during NBC's annual airing of It's A Wonderful Life at 8 PM ET
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's Christmas Eve again, so it's time for the yearly Christmas Island red crab migration article
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad-to-be posts heartbreaking picture as girlfriend dies days before Christmas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
ISIS has started to use the internet to spread their propaganda, though considering it's taken them two decades to figure out its uses they're probably on Geocities
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Titans beat the Jaguars to stay in the playoff hunt? Will Cleveland continue its bid for a no win season? And who will win in the Rams vs. 49er's loser bowl? It's time for Saturday football starting at 1pm ET on FOX/CBS
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Although the highly entertaining Home Alone movies are quintessential viewing this holiday period, it's time once again for the annual "Let's find the massive flaws in the plot" article
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US Department of Education: "We understand you're permanently disabled and on a fixed income, so we're going to forgive your student loans" US Treasury Department: "Fark your fixed income BS, that forgiven debt is taxable"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists claim CERN has unleashed 'hell on Earth' in its latest antimatter experiment
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Glitch art: turning malware into scarves you can use to bundle yourself up like a little homeless lady
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter is the only former president to RSVP for Donald Trump's inauguration. Apparently he's excited about the prospect of moving up another notch on the "Worst Presidents of All Time" list
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oregon law professor, who wore blackface at party and intended her costume to provoke discussion, discovers the problems with nuance and the media. The moral of this story is don't do blackface no matter what the reason
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The next Fark Party Japan will feature a very..... unusual way to relax
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jets coach would rather go to the hospital than New England. Smart man
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
One of the Russian groups who attacked the DNC is known as Fancy Bear. They also hacked Ukrainian artillery units by injecting malware into a phone app used for targeting. Tweets from Trump that APT 28 is in no way affiliated with the GRU are INCOMI-
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin tells Democratic Party to stop crying already, and points out that Republicans had also won the House and Senate "Did we do that, too?" *grins*
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania and a handful of other states need to start complying with the Real ID Act or forget about flying anywhere
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bowl season continues with the Popeye's Bahamas Bowl, the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl, and the Dollar General Bowl. Who do you have winning here? Is your Bowl Pool doing well so far? It's your Friday College Bowl thread, kickoff is at 1 PM ET on ESPN
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington call it quits after fifteen years
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Here's how North American police departments are replacing their Crown Vics with cars whose headlights are harder to instantly identify in your mirrors
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two men hijack Maltese plane. No word if Malta's hero, Joe Don Baker, will thwart them
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
You put up the pole, I'll start with the airing of grievances. Today is Festivus, for the rest of us
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"The most important part of the diaper is its urine-activated sensor battery, which essentially turns the wearer's entire nether region into a battery"
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two of the deadliest Police Departments in the U.S. are in California and they're now under investigation. Law enforcement in Kern County killed more people than New York City, with a tenth of the population
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has a close, incestuous relationship with Breitbart
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Ten years ago a senior Bishop went out for a Christmas party. He came back with a sore head and accusations he'd broken into the back of a Mercedes. This is the story of the Bishop of Southwark, one of the greatest morality tales ever told"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart is no longer selling Bulletproof: Black Lives Matter shirts. Says the much more popular, "White Lives Matter a Bazillion Times More than Any Other Lives" shirt is flying off the shelves
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Nintendo shares its original hand-drawn Zelda maps
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cryptic signs warning of something terrible to happen on New Year's Eve in Aurora, Illinois; police not sure if threat is real or just someone's excellent, party time
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(Mic)
 
 
 
In what must be a crazy coincidence both Trump and Putin announce that their countries should start stockpiling nukes again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich admits his mistake, says Trump still wants to drain the swamp in Washington ...not realizing he's part of 'the swamp'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple who ran a healthy living and investing service blog are arrested after they are found living with their five malnourished children in a car a in Florida Walmart parking lot
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Soccer star "blacks" it up for Christmas party and doesn't understand why he's being called racist. Says, he's seen plenty of Mr. T movies and it seems OK there. Well, at least he has a sensible explanation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant farts on friend's head. Apparently, elephants are just large, grey fratboys
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
70 Employees ill after NM Health Department party
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Wed December 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And in today's Reviews of Public Art™: "A sculpture of a lion with a fishtail wearing a top hat in a town centre has been branded 'cultural vomit'"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will become the number one contender to Shinsuke Nakamura's NXT title? Who will win the Battle of the Bulls tournament? Who is the smarter Bella twin? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey at 8pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday Night Hockey on NBCSN as the Flyers take on the Capitals in a battle of good teams that are in slumps. Oh, and there are the Oilers and Coyotes as well. The action starts at 8:00 PM ET
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's Klan Leader reportedly stabbed Hoosier Klan rep in retaliation for online comments critical of Disneyland rally. Fark: after drinking screwdrivers at North Carolina party celebrating Trump victory
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbarters upset anyone would question Jesus's existence, claim he and other illegal aliens are in front of Home Depot right now
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Two of the remaining 3 FCC commissioners sent a letter to the telecoms, promising to destroy Net Neutrality as soon as Trump is sworn in, so Comcast/Time-Warner can start charging you for using Netflix or YouTube
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Publix under fire for this and that. Honorable Fark mention in the article
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
British porn star gets paid $15,000 to attend Christmas party and causes outrage by stripping naked. Man who booked her insists 'we didn't expect her to do that'
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What better way to warm the hearts of China's northernmost village than to have the national pole-dancing team perform for them at -33°C
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Democrats, the only way out of your clusterfark is to put Jon Stewart in charge of the DNC. DO IT you clusterfarkers
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Detroit's Nick Jensen has an impressive NHL debut, by knocking out both starting goalies
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After an earthquake you have just 20 minutes to retrieve as many precious items as you can from your home. What do you take?
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from Trump energy transition team spells game over for the Earth. Suck it, libs
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(Today)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, when someone cobbles together an article about things you didn't know about It's A Wonderful Life. No, Bert and Ernie weren't the inspiration for the Muppets, yes, Donna Reed was hotter than the fire of a blazing sun
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
An in depth look at one of the most important parts of Rogue One: Krennic's white cape (warning: spoilers)
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Responding to Bill Clinton's criticism, Trump says Clinton "doesn't know much about winning". In related news: Don't miss "USA", the wacky new reality TV game show with your host Donald starting January 20th, 2017. USA - winning, whining, stigginit
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(Emergency Management)
 
 
 
State Farm Insurance: "Hey Washington State hasn't had an earthquake in a while, I think we should raise rates 117% this year." Insurance regulators: "Ok"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says that to be happier, you should spend less time on your smartphone and more time in your many castles frolicking with supermodels
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to the GOP, the price of nearly everything at Wal-Mart will jump 20% or more next year
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Don't look like a criminal. This has been a message from the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles facial recognition department
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Flow chart that shows connections between Trump, Russia and White Nationalists looks exactly like an Escher staircase after a fight with a Xerox machine
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
"Black Lives Matter" gear sold on Walmart.com? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Salon)
 
 
 
After meeting with Trump's NSA pick, the leader of Austria's Nazi-founded Freedom Party has signed a cooperation agreement with Russia, probably for some totally innocent Secret Santa stuff or something
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Darth Vader, in the trash compactor, with the lightsaber
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits he underestimated the capabilities of Russian hackers, partisanship of FBI director Comey, and general stupidity of the American people
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Twas two weeks before the Post Season, when all through the rankings - - Things are starting to settle, from byes to division winnings. - -The comments, to the right, for you to hang your hot take - - In hopes that my qb doesn't get the JAKE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Berlin police discover that maybe grabbing the first swarthy-looking guy you see after a possible terrorist attack isn't such a good idea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber generated about $1.7-billion in net revenue in its third quarter, up from $1.1-billion in the previous quarter, which meant quarterly losses dropped to $800-million, so that's good right?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
North Korea's "nuclear explosion" in 2010 was actually an earthquake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some people are drawing parallels between the assassination in Turkey and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand that started WWI. Fortunately for us, those people don't know anything about why WWI actually started
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's sons offer post-inauguartion private receptions with their father for $1 million charity donors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative Polish Law and Justice Party won their election on a trumpesque platform, promising to make Poland great again. Since then it has been a year so let's have a loOH MY
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally found a cure for prostate cancer. This laser treatment taint for the faint of heart
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Texans name Tom Savage, whose contract includes just over $300,000 guaranteed compared to Osweiler's guaranteed $37 million, starting QB vs. Bengals
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Charter school, Success Academy, is successful at stealing tax-payer dollars. Teaching students? Not so much
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Here are some cool art discoveries that you didn't make in 2016. Subby found an awesome cast brass Giger alien-devouring-a-woman ring at a swap meet yesterday for $7. So what unexpected treasures did you discover this past year?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Feds charge hedge fund partners with $1 billion in fraud, neglecting to pay off right people
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Frying turkeys, screwdrivers at a knife fight, and a Spartan Christmas tree: these are YOUR Headlines of the Week from Sunday, 12/11 to Saturday, 12/17
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