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500 headlines found matching 'Ars'
Thu March 26, 2015
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Three years a tandoori restaurant slave
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(10)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Creators' Syndicate drops Dr. Ben Carson, noted neurosurgeon and possible token black GOP presidential candidate, as a columnist. Apparently they finally got around to reading one of his columns
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(35)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA Curiosity rover finds traces of nitrates on Mars, hopes to find hot dogs soon
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(12)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
POTY candidates have their mellow harshed by buzzkill son
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(22)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
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(13)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Well men do. Also if you do men, don't go near author Fran Lebowitz, she'll rip your friggin' head off
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(92)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After 10 years in MLB, Prince Fielder gets the first bunt single of his career. Pretty shifty hitting
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You put ketchup on your mac and cheese and think "God , it sucks to be this poor"; Warren Buffet thinks, "now that's a GREAT idea for a corporate merger that will make me a billion dollars"
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(62)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerburg is the new William Randolph Hearst. I can't wait to get lied into a war against Twitter and Buzzfeed. REMEMBER THE LAYOUT
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson is tired of Ted Cruz getting all the attention on the Fark Politics tab
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(185)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brazil finally admits that next years Olympics are going to be a giant shiatshow
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(125)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Advertisers will spend a half TRILLION dollars in 2015. Of course this doesn't affect you personally, since you purchased your Ford pickup, Nike tennis shoes, iPhone, and Cialis after careful consumer research, not because a commercial told you to
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(60)
 
(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
Turns out Mos Eisley is a wretched hive of scum and villany as ISIS uses "Star Wars" Tunisian sets as terrorist way stations
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(90)
 
(Greenfield Recorder)
 
 
 
Easter egg hunt cancelled over fears that people would transmit bird flu to birds, who presumably call it human flu
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(21)
 
(Natural News)
 
 
 
The news that California wine contains toxic levels of arsenic was junk science bunkum
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(102)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not even three years old yet and she can probably give you an arrow to the knee at 50 yards
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(21)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
And you thought Bruno Mars was evil
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(60)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Losing is never fun, but the Leafs ownership has a rare situation in which the team could lose every game for the next 10 years and still find a way to sell out the building"
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(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Amazon, recently ordered to start collecting sales taxes from Massachusetts residents, gets millions of dollars of tax credits from Massachusetts for its own taxes. Taxes
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(12)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Smuckers, the yellow mutt, dug up a Purple Heart medal in his family's backyard. Ten years later, it's returned to the family of the veteran who earned it
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Face of Jesus appears in South American landslide. Local land owners immediately start charging people to see it, just like Jesus would have wanted (w/pics)
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(54)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chocolate bunny sculpture with diamonds for eyes goes on sale for £33,000 and it contains 548,000 calories. OK but what about the ears?
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Forget refrigerators and Obamaphones, now the government is giving poor people swimming pools and wine cellars
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(338)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"A U.S.-built premium electric motorcycle could stimulate demand in the US and Europe in the same way that Tesla has made electric cars aspirational with the Model S"
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(38)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Toronto still setting NHL records that will never be broken: the Leafs are so bad that for the first time in more than 40 years, Hockey Night In Canada did not show their Saturday game
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(42)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. military families: Could you do something about the radioactive radon gas way above EPA limits in the homes you assigned us? Military: Maybe in a few years, or not
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(80)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Only one percent of students in the US get a full-ride academic scholarship - it's the holy grail of college funding. Only seven percent win private scholarships at all"
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(12)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what are the stars from Baywatch doing nowadays? Subby still fantasizes about being saved by Pamela Anderson
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(3)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
This rare ugly-ass mammal has been photographed for the first time in 20 years
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(60)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman, tired of her neighbor's dog defecating in her yard, gets into a heated argument that ends when she smears dog feces all over the neighbor. Seems reasonable
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(173)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Arsenic in your cheap California wines? It's more likely than you think
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA spent $2.5 billion sending a spaceship to Mars to find fat and alcohol. It would have been a lot cheaper to drive to Walmart
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(11)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Metallica's last several efforts have lost tons of money. That explains why Lars Ulrich is always bargain hunting
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(186)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
North Haverbrook and Ogdenville in heated eBay battle over the Walt Disney World monorail, which was originally purchased by Lanley enterprises five years ago
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(23)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Science has found that kids whose ears stick out are cuter"
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(37)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
The first update to the nation's rules on toxic chemicals in 39 years and... [spoiler alert] and it was drafted by chemical industry lobbyists
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(47)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here are 10 of the scariest cars ever built (not counting that POS you drove in high school)
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"I'm not a bad person. I haven't put a hit out on anyone for seven years"
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(20)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox host finally says out loud what they've been pushing for years: "Only certain people should vote" which is hilarious because the person that said it has only been allowed to vote since 1920
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(135)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate accused of chaining her children to a washing machine with dog collars, forcing them to sleep on the floor and perform demeaning chores
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(29)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Remember, looking at the eclipse is dangerous because polar bears
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
1792 penny, one of the first pieces of U.S. currency ever minted, to bring $2 million. Which shows that Ben Franklin was right that "a penny saved is a penny earned" ... at least after 223 years
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(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After 13 years, the 1,640th victim of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attack on the World Trade Center is identified. Finally family gets a small amount of closure
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(54)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What did that half a billion dollars that Google invested in Magic Leap produce? Here comes the demo
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(64)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Father kicks out son's friends for smoking pot, friends summon club-wielding mob to mellow him harshly
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(105)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Little boy breaks into tears upon meeting his heroes. Fark: Garbage men
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(93)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Nvidia introduces a $10,000 computer that can teach cars to drive by themselves. Or you could just use that money to hire a chauffeur
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, March 2010: "If [Obamacare] passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How do you take your coffee? I take mine milk, four sugars, no stabbing
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(25)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The modern parent's dilemma: I want my child to experience unbridled joy in nature, but I also don't want him squishing caterpillars and stepping on delicate plants
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Pretty Woman" stars reunite after 25 years. Fun fact - Leading roles were originally offered to Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Daryl Hannah ... and Sylvester Stallone
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(31)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Alexey Leonov performed the first spacewalk. Now see it in 3D
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(5)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Wednesday in the Keys without a man trying to sell three live, duct-taped iguanas hanging on his handlebars to woman for dinner
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(25)
 
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
What to wear when playing profession basketball in Iraq? Former Ole Miss star Marshall Henderson makes an interesting choice, a bold USA T-shirt which read: Back to Back World War Champs. Keep being you Marshall
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(30)
 
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it appears that the people behind an online marketplace specializing in illegal drugs and identity theft have absconded with all the bitcoins
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(29)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 wraps up as Monaco hosts Arsenal, and Atletico takes on Leverkusen on Tuesday, with Barcelona vs City, and Juventus at Dortmund on Wednesday. All matches 3:45 ET
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(258)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
One weird trick to get 100 years of free heat
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(37)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
St. Patricks day drunk eludes police, crashes into two occupied cars before his bursts into flames. Nobody seriously hurt. Ah the luck of the Irish
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Even the finalists for the first one-way voyage to Mars are talking about how hopelessly flawed the plan is
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(119)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Nine years ago, Crichton, Alabama spotted a lepre-crackhead
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(24)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jordan Vogt-Roberts in talks to direct Alfred Bester's "The Stars My Destination". Please don't let this suck
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin stars in the best Stonehenge photo ever taken. And we have that photo
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(32)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Flying cars 'could be on sale in two years.' FINALLY
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(24)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Paper Millennium Falcon took four years to make, but she's got it where it counts with lights and can still make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 11 years, Adidas breaks up with the NBA, takes its uniforms and goes home
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(16)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Some of Star Wars' best ships have been recreated as awesome drones
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mayor Muriel Bowser hates the homeless... ness problem that plagues DC, wants to end it in 5 years
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets 15 years for trading 3 shots for a beer
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(14)
 
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Man sentenced to two years in jail after posting an online advertisement for his bar showing Buddha wearing headphones
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two traffic judges dismissed 24,000 pending red-light camera ticket cases Monday, ruling that the program violates the law, putting an end to millions of dollars in easy revenue for the state
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(53)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the release of 'Jagged Little Pill,' Alanis Morissette gets inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame
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(105)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As the Barclay's Premier League winds down, the battles for the Champion's League spots and the relegation fight are in full swing. Liverpool wants to overtake Man U, Arsenal is hoping to keep form, and Tottenham hope to score upsets
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(556)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Using a key from history, scientists fly kites on Earth to study Mars
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(2)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"In all my 21 years at this newspaper, we've never had a porn film shot in the town centre in broad daylight"
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(41)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Hot sex-ed teacher gets 2.5 years for tutoring student. No word on whether he got an A
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(192)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cyclone flattens islands of the Vanuatu archipelago, causing tens of dollars of damage
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(50)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Jessica Lange confirms she's finished with American Horror Story. Too much life on Mars
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(76)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Hertz puts cameras inside their rental cars. Company executives say they NeverLost customers faster
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(131)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying China makes weird cars, but they just created one with a fish tank in the middle of the back seat
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(30)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy takes a terrible half court shot for a million dollars at ACC tournament. Video goes viral. Here's the story of why it was such a bad shot, and why the guy doesn't care that he missed or that the internet is laughing at him
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(28)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Tool finally settle legal issues, get to work on their first album in 9 years. Finally tag, anyone?
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(81)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
A look at what Todd McFarlane's "Spawn" means to the future of Image Comics. In other news, Spawn is still going strong after twenty-three years
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(49)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle accelerator? Hint: No superpowers resulted, unless the ability to survive your brain slowly burning away over a period of years is a superpower
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(42)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series hits Phoenix today, where yet another Cup regular will most likely win while Crayons and the Chase Elliott blow-up doll fight for best of class among the regulars at the Axalta 200, 4 PM EDT on Fox
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, on March 15, 1985, a small computer company in Massachusetts registered the very first ".com" domain. Fourteen years later, there was Zombo
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge gives man who fatally punched a soccer referee 8-15 years, after the widow holds up a red card
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(93)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Citizen Kane plays at Hearst Castle's private theater. Each showing reportedly comes with a complimentary sled
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is starting to understand what Benedict XVI was going through; says he might only have a few years left
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(44)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Researcher posts pics of strange hand print on his vehicle, claims it's from a Yowie: "The images show a palm and fingers printed on the dusty window. At the end of each of the fingers there are also what appears to be five long claws" (w/pics)
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(41)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Uber to supply their drivers with a fleet of electric cars. But don't worry, they're still totally not a taxi company. Would a taxi company charge their drivers $200/week for use of their cabs?
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(57)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Police shoot your dog for barking on his own property? All good. Stab a police dog in self defense in your own home? 44 years for you
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(219)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This Jedi Holocron quiz toy knows more about Star Wars than you do
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(19)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
So like, the fascist pigs have identified the guy who majorly harshed a bunch of peoples' mellow yesterday, at least one fatally, at the Rainbow Family Gathering in the Apalachicola National Forest, but nobody yet knows what his trip was
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(36)
 
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's longest-serving passenger train goes into the twilight after 25 years of service, 1.16 million passengers served, and 470 circumnavigations of Earth
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(35)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nikkei Average finishes above 19,000 for the first time in 15 years, as profits are made in Japan
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(3)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Offshore oil rig workers found to be heavier, taller and wider than 30 years ago, proving it's not just athletes who seem to be evolving really, really quickly these days
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(8)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
How good could the Star Wars XIII and Rogue One films possibly be? And could they ever live up to the originals? The answers are "not very" and "no" of course but it's Friday and no one wants to work so let's debate it here instead
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(70)
 
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Fifty years of the Wilhelm Scream. Hollywood's most over-used but awesome sound effect
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(121)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An army officer whose role was to advocate for victims of sexual abuse has been dishonorably discharged and sentenced to two years in prison for organizing a prostitution ring at an army base"
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(108)
 
(Truthout)
 
 
 
Being a musician now is pretty much the same as it was 150 years ago. Except for the hookers and blow. There was way more of that back then
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has gone missing, just like most of his opponents over the years
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(135)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a photo of a baby cradled in the American flag unpatriotic? It's too early to tell, since the crying bald eagle hasn't yet revealed what his tears mean
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(145)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man serves 2.5 years in jail for the crime of being a witness to a crime
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(86)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Large priceless collection of gold and silver coins dating as far back as 2500 years is found in: A) Greece, B) Rome, or C) Buffalo
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Scots are so parsimonious they can't even host an international sporting event without coming in under budget
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to make it easier to repay your student loans. Critics doubt it will be easier than the current method of just sending in half your paycheck for the next 30 years
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(120)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
On the first day after prison release, man robs same store, same clerk from 14 years earlier. Jail readies the same cell
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(71)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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(223)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
From Ric Romero's Chicago sports desk: the Bears found shopping Jay Cutler in a trade to be 'tough'
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(40)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
A man finally got a bike removed from a lamppost after three years of it making him angry. Someone immediately replaced it with a rusty lawnmower, patch of fake grass and daisies
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(65)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Britain's worst learner driver has been blackballed by almost every driving school in the country: "Driving doesn't come naturally to me. I've had the same problem for the last 14 years"
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tim Burton to direct live action Dumbo movie. Unfortunately, I don't think Johnny Depp's ears are big enough for the starring role
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"California nearly guaranteed to get major earthquake in next 30 years." This is not a repeat from 1985... or 1975... or 1965
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Star Wars gets its first gay character not played by Anthony Daniels
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not news: Some nerd wanders into comic book store looking for new Star Wars issues. Fark: George Lucas
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(22)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cyclist fined for speeding after passing cars at twice the speed limit. He'll be bragging about THAT ticket the rest of his life
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(84)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect ten years probation
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(69)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many years you have to be dead before it's okay to dig you up again?
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(62)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're 21-years-old. You're a minor league baseball player with the Cincinnati Reds. Don't screw it all up by getting drunk, walking out on your bar tab, and then throwing a rock at your girlfriend
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(32)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
You know those people who refuse to walk over those big metal plates and grates in sidewalks? This has the potential to set their therapy back years. "Depths of Hellevator. Going... down?"
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Mon March 09, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Bradford City hopes to keep its Cinderella story alive against Reading, Villa takes on West Brom, Blackburn travels to Liverpool on Sunday, and Monday sees Arsenal traveling to Old Trafford to face Manchester United. It's your FA Cup quarterfinals thread
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(347)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Printing food will be a thing in 20 years time according to Will.i.am
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(62)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apple Watch could cost *puts pinky to mouth* 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Okay, maybe only 8000 Euros, but with the exchange rate, we're close. Right? 1 Million Canadian dollars then?
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(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mars conspiracy theorists say a massive nuclear war scorched the Red Planet lifeless. Now a new photo is being presented as "evidence"
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Harsh East Coast winter may have been caused by China's Weather Dominator
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the going rate for spending 22 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit and catching HIV in the process is only around $9 million
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(91)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Oher will now be protecting the blind side of Cam Newton for two years
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(11)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Applebee's unveils revamped appetizer menu, which appears to have been artfully copied from Guy Fieri collection and slathered with sriracha
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(37)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was forty years ago today that one of the best Doctor Who episodes ever first aired: Genesis of the Daleks
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heavyweight fighter Joe Bugner, the only man in history to go the distance with both Ali and Frazier, reveals what it was like to punch Muhammad Ali in the face 40 years ago
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
District attorney to prisoner: We've taken another look at the DNA evidence in the case that put you in jail 35 years ago and you're now free to leave. Sorry about that
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google launches new web tool to sell car insurance. Apparently it's just protection in case their self-driving cars fly off the road
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How drones and Google Earth are helping archaeologists uncover lost civilizations, "In the end it was two hours of work to find something that I've spent years trying to find"
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(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars giving guys named Ferrari money for cops stealing Ferraris will probably be just enough for this guy to buy a brand new Ferrari. Ferrari
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(43)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The future tech of cars... and idiots
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(50)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
High school is a great place to meet new people and make life-long friends, especially true when one of those friends turns out to be your older sister who was kidnapped from the maternity ward upon her birth 17 years ago
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(32)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Teaser description catches the internet off guard for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' teaser trailer #2. Why was there no teaser for this important information? Where were all the nerds who were supposed to be monitoring this?
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(21)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton to visit Downton Abbey. Carson still not thrilled that a commoner married royalty
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(14)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
For $50,000, you could have had Jimi Hendrix, Blood, Sweat and Tears, Joan Baez and CCR play your little festival in 1969
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(21)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Cardinals' QB Carson Palmer ready to "rock n roll" for next season, which is appropriate, as every season he gets rocked and then rolls around on the ground in agony
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(14)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Nick Hornby has written a new essay detailing where the characters in High Fidelity would be, twenty years after the conclusion of the novel
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A Ferguson judge accused of imposing high fines and harsh punishments on residents who couldn't afford to pay owes the US government more than $170,000 in back taxes. Well at least he wasn't embezzling... so there's that
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(103)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Accident leaves three completely crushed cars littering the highway. But to be fair, they were already completely crushed
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(6)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
This week's "Thousands of dollars worth of panties stolen" story comes from Cheyenne, Wyoming
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Authorities will not bring murder charges against a 15-year-old girl who shot her brother to death apparently after being physically and sexually abused by her family for years, apparently figuring she was owed at least one killin'
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(108)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
It has been 70 years since the death of Anne Frank, and here is her life....in pictures
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans now have a record $248 billion invested in 529 college savings accounts, which is enough to cover four years of tuition for tens of students
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers theorize that, like submitter's mom, Mars was once a WHOLE LOT wetter than she is now
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(29)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A starring role on Storage Wars? That's a thirty-thousand-dollar-bill all day long. Oh wait, $15k? I'm out
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese woman, the world's oldest person, turns 117. Which means if she lived in the U.S. she would be just a few years shy of being able to think about retirement
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(49)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Bush economy finally bears fruit
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(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Even the bears in Russia are alcoholic. Two bears from Sochi to enter rehab
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WLS set to drop Rush Limbaugh after he proves there is an inverse relationship between assholery and advertising dollars
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(144)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
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(50)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's nice, but let me call my brother, he's an expert on cars crashing into pawn shops
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(15)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
One K9, one F-250, and 16 squad cars and a spike strip couldn't stop this high speed chase. Enter one Ford Ranger, chase over
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chris Christie just let Exxon off the hook for $8.7 billion dollars in damages to the state, or about $1,000 per resident
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(69)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"A 2.8 million-year-old jaw bone and five teeth found on a rocky slope in the Afar region of Ethiopia, are the oldest known human fossils, beating the previous discovery by 400,000 years"
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mars rover sidelined by short circuit. NASA trying to contact Fisher Stevens to help fix the problem
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(10)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
SimCity developer Maxis is shut down after nearly 30 years by Electronic Arts
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's where the first group of Mars One settlers will die
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(68)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In order to preserve everyone's sanity, NASA is sending #TheDress to Mars. Thank God
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(7)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If flying cars were real
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(21)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans documentary of rapist's confessions over fears of public disorder, suggests producers of the video should just lie back and think of India
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(134)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
It appears it is actually the Donner party that holds the majority in the House
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(82)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: "Once you go to prison, you never go straight again"
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(241)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break
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(57)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Marilyn Manson will look like in 30 years, today is your unlucky day
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Obama: "Hasn't Bibi been giving this same speech for 25 years? Talk to me when he's come up with something new"
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(114)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics was formed. You may know them better by the modern name, NASA
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(24)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
What one guy learned after crashing Ivy League classes for four years
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CBS sentences Judge Judy to five more years
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your fridge is trying to kill you, lard-arse
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson predicted the correct mass of the Higgs Boson 14 years before CERN
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR's upcoming Kansas race to be called the 'Spongebob Squarepants 400'. Fans say they haven't heard of such a race since Richard Petty beat David Pearson to the line in the Groovy Ghoulies 500
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(39)
 
(QNotes)
 
 
 
Charlotte, NC city council fails to pass LGBT-inclusive ordinances over fears that child molesters will sexually abuse children, but are unwilling to go into the ladies room without permission to do so
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(45)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Because the fanbase will lap up anything labeled as "new," Disney and Lego are going to retell the Star Wars saga from the perspective of R2-D2 and C-3PO
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Sound of Music turns 50 years old. So, it's time to look back at the secret sex you missed the first time around
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(46)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Actress uses terrible Photoshopping to fake attendance at the Oscars. Cue much more terrible Photoshopping
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS is not only not a state, it isn't particularly Islamic either. In fact according to leading clerics and scholars it represents Muslims' history and culture about as accurately as Nazi propagandists represented Germany's Teutonic past
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(138)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who's prepared to leave wife and kids behind on one-way trip to Mars says his family is "quite supportive"
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(102)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Congressman uses taxpayer money for a private plane flight to go to a Bears game. SCHOCKING
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you 16 or 17 years old and live in Brattleboro, Vermont? You might be able to vote in local elections real soon
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(52)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most awesome pics you'll see today are these Legoland employees taking Lego cars through a full-sized car wash to get ready for park opening
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(5)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(135)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
This week in Republican Science, Ben Carson believes scientific theories should be fact-checked by religion so that they won't be used as propaganda. You're on notice Germ Theory of Disease
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(336)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's an easy Cut & Paste headline for the next 5-9 years if he wins: Media outlets reluctantly retract poorly researched story about Scott Walker
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 108th birthday with his 104 year old wife of 82 years, oatmeal, fruit, tea and a nap. Still doesn't look a day over 103
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(24)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In the past ten years, bear attacks have increased 400%. Clearly, the only solution is to reinstate a statewide hunting season
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(106)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Premier League returns with Man U hoping to regain form against Sunderland, Newcastle hosting Villa, Everton at Arsenal, Liverpool hosting Man City, as well as Chelsea and Tottenham battling for the Capital One Cup
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(240)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guiliana Rancic and Kelly Osbourne are "ruining Joan Rivers' legacy." Wait. Didn't the Oscars already do that?
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CPAC Straw Cap derby results: Aqua Buddha finishes first, with Derelict Cheesehead in second. Punchable Face third, Carson's Token fourth and the betting favorite I'm Not Dubya was fifth. Derp-xacta paid $9.99
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Sat February 28, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lupita Nyongo's missing Oscars dress downgraded from "potentially stolen" to "Oscar night prank"
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(24)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier who lost both legs in Afghanistan has been forced to officially verify his condition to Veterans Affairs every three years to keep his pension, presumably in case his legs spontaneously grow back or something
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conservative spokesperson Dr. Ben Carson would list us all the great failures of the Obama regime but he has to be at the gym in 20 min
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(102)
 
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
"It'll be years until Elon Musk's Hyperloop vision is realized, but one startup could build a five-mile track as early as next year between San Francisco and Los Angeles"
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British people imported wheat for 2,000 years before they figured out they could grow it themselves
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(15)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears loses $159 million in the 4Q, but CEO sees hope in the smaller declines. Which is like the Cubs manager praising the team for only losing a game by 5 runs
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The chances that an armed air marshal will be on your flight is dependent on the amount of fuel on the aircraft, if there's any important passengers, or if a female air marshal wants the D
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(85)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Peeps to debut new mystery flavor, say it may even taste like a real marshmallow
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(11)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Britain at turn of 20th Century was jealous of Eiffel Tower, and engineers wasted months if not years trying to recreate it in London while slamming original as vulgar garbage. "Haters, as the saying goes, are going to hate"
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
He puts the "Hell" in "Hellenic". He strikes fear into the hearts of the Germans, who started two world wars (and almost won them). He's 100% awesome. He is V for VAROUFAKIS (not safe for work)
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(20)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Sit back, relax, and enjoy this compilation of Mike Tyson in his glory years. And by "glory years" I mean viscously punching people in the face until they hit the floor
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(80)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Leonard Nimoy gets his chance to ask what God needs with a starship :(
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(880)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman whose Corvette was stolen 40 years ago learns it has finally been found. So she gets it back now, right? Of course not
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(58)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
Thief uses brick to smash the windows of sports cars, gets knocked the fark out by the rebound. Owner: "I seen this guy lying flat on his back with blood pouring from him. I thought the poor bloke had been knocked down by a car" (pics)
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(36)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jodeci are returning to music with their first album in twenty years
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(19)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Suspect in murder trial believes he's been a werewolf for 20 years, likes Chinese food, and his hair is perfect
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oregon police stumped after entire house disappears: "This isn't a motor home, this isn't a mobile home, this isn't a home on wheels, it was on a foundation" (pics)
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It turns out Pimp My Ride didn't so much 'pimp' cars as 'massively fark up'
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(96)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
NY to game-preserve owner: you have to kill all your boars in case they get loose, but if they get loose you can't kill them
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been almost two years since Pope Benedict resigned to go spend more time with the Empire. Time to find out what became of him
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
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(111)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hhmmm...give a recovering drug addict $25 million a year for 5 years, whatcha think would happen?
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jihadi "John" identified, which clears up the mystery of how ISIS has been making money
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(131)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Mars rover takes its most impressive selfie yet
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sea levels along the Northeast coast rose nearly 4 inches over two centuries. Wait, scratch that. Two YEARS
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(317)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
30 years ago this month, Steve Jobs gave an interview to Playboy. If you missed it the first time around, here are 15 awesome and prophetic highlights
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting tired of dealing with your old, decrepit body? Good news- full body transplants are just a couple of years away
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(32)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant might have done something maybe bad on camera possibly a few years ago. Of course, that no one can find the tape and there's only rumors from "unnamed sources" isn't stopping the sports "journalists" from "reporting" on the video
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Regular Joe' from Illinois wins $127 million in lottery. Over/under for when he blows it all is four years
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(84)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 continues this week, with Man City facing Barca and Juve hosting Dortmund on Tuesday, while Bayer Leverkusen hosts Atletico Madrid and Arsenal hosts Monaco on Wednesday
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia: "Okay Texas, we'll see your execution of a mentally disabled man and raise you a woman who didn't actually commit the murder. And for good measure, we'll parole the guy who did do it in 8 more years"
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Tue February 24, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LinkedIn agrees to pay premium subscribers whose passwords were leaked three years ago. So, how will you be spending your $1?
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(11)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
To brew and serve proper British-style 'cuppa,' you need more science and physics knowledge than the combined team responsible for launching a Mars mission
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(108)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian soldiers used to drink this before every successful battle, which explains why they haven't made it in 1500 years
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Poe (R) claims Obama administration is more aggressive toward conservatives in the U.S. than it is toward ISIS. In their defense, the conservatives of the GOP have done more damage to the U.S. in the last 14 years than ISIS ever could
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(94)
 
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas officials underestimate impact of massive income tax cuts. This is not a repeat from any time in the last two years
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(68)
 
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
New manager introduces the "Diamondbacks Way," which is basically the same mediocrity their six fans have witnessed for the past several years
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama passes the Exploding Rail Cars Assurance Act of 2015
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(341)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Animal behaviorist builds a rat paradise with beautiful buildings and limitless food. He introduces eight mice to the population. Two years later, the mice had created their own apocalypse with frightening similarities to our current situation
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(86)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim cereal cafes too mainstream, are now taking their talents to pop-up owl bars. "The owls have been trained to interact with the public, who will be joined by professional falconers during the event"
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winston Churchill said he had nothing to offer but "blood, toil, tears and sweat". Well, one of them is now up for auction
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Sam to appear on Dancing With The Stars, will most likely get cut from the show after the first round
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(59)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mercedes recalls 147,000 cars because snuggling in front of a fire on a cold winter night should not be from a roaring blaze in your engine
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(16)
 
(KRMG Tulsa)
 
 
 
USGS announces Oklahoma's earthquakes caused by wastewater injection, clears shakeweight users
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(81)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Begun, the debt wars have
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(235)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Bobby Bonilla turned 52 today. The New York Mets are still paying him over a million dollars a year and will continue to do so for another 20 years. He hasnt played for the Mets since 2000
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The family tree of your laptop. 27 years of portable computers displayed in one morphing GIF. Subby still owns the first two
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(63)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, Bobby Knight lost a debate with an empty chair
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Union membership is on decline in all fifty states and has been for the past fifty years, as shown by this new handy map that shows unions are going the way of the dodo
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(156)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris's stint as Oscars host was as disappointing as the How I Met Your Mother finale
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(51)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Oscars are over. Now let's take a moment to celebrate the Stunt Coordinators and Effects Supervisors whose work pays the bills in Hollywood by watching the 10 Best Action Sequences of 2014
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Iqaluit paralyzed after multi-vehicle accident destroys both the town's cars (pics)
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(42)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The man who wrote "Puff, the Magic Dragon" swears it's not about drugs
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(73)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
The reaction to Jason Bateman not clapping for American Sniper at the Oscars is pretty much the butthurtfest you are expecting
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(216)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest error made in the 2015 Oscars? The In Memoriam segment left out Joan Rivers
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(157)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Leave it to John Travolta to provide the most cringeworthy moment at the Oscars
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(148)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British server defeats seven other finalists in grueling multicourse competition at London hotel, wins Gold Service Scholarship to become Britain's top restaurant waiter. Also-rans settle for handshakes, schtupping slutty waitresses
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(8)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to watch the Oscars online tonight, and why you probably can't
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(9)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
CGI actors deserve Oscars too
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standup Barbie TV reporter diagnosed with skin cancer after using sun beds for 10 years
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(73)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when a $400,000 McLaren supercar smashes into a Saab. The Saab suffered dozens of dollars of damage (pic)
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(28)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Humble, Texas would like to tell the jerk who slashed the tires of 46 cars to kindly knock it the fark off
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo will be going on a diet after an intervention over health fears. No more sketti and butter for her
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(31)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
50 years later, X marks the spot
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day 35 years ago, all Americans got to believe in miracles
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(48)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While you're digging out from under Snowmageddon, spare a prayer or two for the poor celebrities who might have to brave a 30 percent chance of rain to go get their $160,000 worth of freebies at the Oscars
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(31)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the 87 years of the Academy Awards, only eight baseball movies have earned nominations. Have you seen them all?
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(38)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rare planetary alignment of Venus, Mars and the Moon expected to end the world tonight. Or not. Check in tomorrow, we'll see how things went
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elderly New Jersey man facing up to ten years in prison after 300-year-old flintlock pistol found in glove box of his car. "He has no chance of parole, because New Jersey's modern handgun law includes antique handguns" (pics)
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(152)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Suburban Chicago police department pays $500 in Bitcoin to a hacker who seized one of their computers and all its pertinent files. If only there were some arsenal they had access to in order to track down and arrest the hacker
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why are American cities obsessed with building trams? Err, STREETCARS as the Yanks like to call them
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(49)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
While most Bostonians have faced 4-hour MBTA commutes and struggled to dig out their cars, these guys and girl dug a 40 foot tunnel through a snowpile that was blocking their bike path
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(51)
 
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
A 16 year old has run his own music label for 2 years, and has already signed a dozen gorups, including Macaulay Culkin
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"When Porn Stars Attack" porn star attacks
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After six years of absolute gridlock, Charles Krauthammer is finally ready to get rid of the fillibuster
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(153)
 
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Meet a genuine hero who has icewater in his veins, ears and probably a few other places, too
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(36)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Mother hears her 14-year-old son's heart beat for first time two decades after his death
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(42)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Newsletter with appearance identical to that of local newspaper "unlikely to confuse", swears politician
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(29)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
WWE's ringside doctor is suing CM Punk and Colt Cabana for 2 million dollars in damages. That'll buy a lot of Z-packs
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(39)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You're so vain, you probably take selfies in stolen cars, don't you, don't you, don't you?
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(27)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Blur releasing their first new album in twelve years, which will be enjoyed by GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Porn stars do a whole lot of things on camera. But can they cry? No, like, on purpose
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(85)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Guess which state's tax dollars helped pay for Wrestlemania, "Magic Mike," and "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Volvo: Remember our 2008 prediction that our cars would be "fatality free by 2020"? Well, let's reword that
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(26)
 
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Wyoming judge sentences man to life plus six to ten years
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(37)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo's birthday tribute to 25 years of Photoshop incudes Fark's 2007 computer masterpiece
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Military genius Ben Carson thinks there should be "no such thing as a war crime"
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(82)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The wonderful spring weather the West has been experiencing is great, except for all the grizzly bears that are coming out of hibernation early
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yes, married couples have less sex as time goes by, but then they have more sex after 50 years when they can't afford hookers and nobody else will touch them
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(67)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Candy bars may never be the same again. It's been sweet
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(166)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Now that Dana White has made his gabillion dollars in UFC, it's time to act contrite, responsible and bring down the law
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A look at how ten countries spend the tax dollars they collect. Come for the bloated military budget; stay for the education and healthcare* (*Offer may not be valid in all locations)
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(104)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Little Caesars tests the theory that there is no such thing as too much bacon by making a pizza pizza with a bacon bacon crust
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(103)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
For the first time in 20 years, Publix is not America's favorite supermarket. Their deli subs are still the best, though
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(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists say 70,000 years ago, a dwarf star missed hitting us by less than a light year, or in other words, 0.026 of the distance it took Han to make the Kessel Run
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(37)
 
(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Fark food thread: Known as the foodies Oscars, the 2015 James Beard Award semifinalists have been announced. Is one of your favs on the list?
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(64)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Virginians: You may be able to legally break out your trusty brass knuckles or throwing stars for your next gang fight
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The academic discipline of comics studies has burgeoned in recent years. New journals and conferences supporting the subject area have emerged, a comics laureate has been appointed and the first-ever master's program has been established"
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(25)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A peek into the life of South Korea's food porn superstars
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson, former neurosurgeon, claims that if the GOP Congress fails to fund the Dept. of Homeland Security then Obama is committing treason
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted robbery with a snooker cue. It's the most exciting thing to happen to snooker in years
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Egypt seeks UN backing for air strikes against Isis, two thousand years after worshiping her
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(51)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Elderly driver sets what one Fark headline writer is calling a new world record after hitting ten parked cars while trying to maneuver out of a grocery store parking lot (with video)
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(175)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After 19 years, Orioles fans finally have a chance to get a little piece of Jeffrey Maier
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(16)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Humans and sea anemones had a common ancestor at least as long ago as 600 million years." No word on when enmity towards our new anemone enemies amended our biochemistry
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(38)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe the teacher promoting the school's medical technology program shouldn't have given children M&M's stashed inside prescription pill bottles. "And it's like gosh, that's one thing we've been trying to prevent for years"
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(12)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apparently the NSA has backdoored your computer and everyone else's through your HD firmware for years
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(135)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Arabian Business)
 
 
 
Two Dubai residents shortlisted for manned mission to Mars on 'B' Ark. No word on whether they are hairdressers or telephone sanitizers
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA fears Russia may be able to control the weather, which of course means the East Coast Snowpocalypse is simply Putin making the place more livable
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A hacker group known as Carnaback is believed to have stolen a billion dollars by turning ATMs into zombies. That's like a week of banker's bonuses
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(52)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Years after Arizona tried to get rid of day laborers with the passing of the controversial HB 1070, the law is gone but the day laborers remain
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(38)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At last, the drone wars may proceed
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(28)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Well step aside my friend / I been doing it for years / I say, sit on down, open your eyes / And open up your ears / Say, put a bag of Horse in your butt / Put 9 more in your butt / Put a baggie of talk in your butt / Put 49 rocks in your butt
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hasbro to launch a Star Wars shut up & take my money kit
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(62)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Fans, for the past two years you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the sorriest man on the face of this earth"
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(42)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
NHTSA says that 64 million vehicles were recalled in 2014. No one had any idea that GM had the capability of making that many cars in just one year
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(8)
 
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Can Grant Enfinger pull of back to back season opening wins? Can Bobby Gerhart dominate Daytona once again? Will the brakes on these cars finally work? It's the Lucas Oil 200 live at 4:15pm on Fox Sports One and MRN
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(165)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Be sure to mark Wednesday, Aug. 5 on your calendars. The Nationals are giving away a Jayson Werth Chia Pet with a growing beard
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(3)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen appears to have aged 30 years in the last two and doesn't sound like he's quit smoking
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has Homer Simpson actually been in a coma for the last 20 years - or is it just these diehard fans?
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(65)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How Marvel went from bankruptcy to billions - in 20 years
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US eases restrictions on many Cuban goods... but not cigars, guns, classic cars, or anything remotely resembling fun
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(58)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live adds Billy Crystal, Bradley Cooper, and Miley Cyrus to the stars participating in its 40th anniversary special, bringing the grand total to 59. Because 60 would just be excessive
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(65)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jazz guitarist Pat Metheny: It took 10 years to master the 42-string guitar
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(43)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons have the easiest 2015 NFL schedule. The only way it could be easier is if they could play the Jaguars and Titans twice
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(42)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Send your Valentine in Denglisch, and find a love that lasts a 1,000 years
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina prison sentences inmate to 37 years solitary confinement for using Facebook. Seems reasonable
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(77)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The most annoying husband in the world has written his wife a love letter everyday for the last 40 years
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(49)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Meet Lauren Singer, a 23 year old who hasn't produced any trash in two years. How's your environmental footprint, slob?
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(201)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Def Leppard, Styx, and Tesla announce the upcoming "Twenty Years Oh God Where Has My Life Gone" summer tour
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(84)
 
(The Red Ferret)
 
 
 
New high-tech avocado seed sprouter promises you'll never buy another avocado again as you wait four to six years for your new kitchen tree to bear fruit
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(26)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Problem: You've hated AG Eric Holder for 6 years and have a chance to get rid of him. Bigger problem: You're not a fan of his replacement. Solution: Delay the confirmation vote because reasons
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nintendo tried and failed to secure the exclusive rights to J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter franchise in 1998, a franchise they could have milked for the last 20 years and you'd all own a Wii by this point if they'd won
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(31)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Frontline explains the rise to power of young KGB agent Vladimir Putin and how he keeps it. See, Republicans, THIS is why you pay tax dollars for PBS
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(53)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Anyone who says Eddie Murphy wasn't Saturday Night Live's biggest star is making a racist argument," says one of the show's weakest stars
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(130)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To avoid getting wrinkles, woman hasn't smiled in 40 years. She must hang out in the Fark Politics tab
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In these tough times many people are cutting back spending on little luxuries to save a few dollars. Fuel for your airplane should not be one of those cutbacks
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(31)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia captain gets 16 years in the brig
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(81)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you're struggling through your boring existence for a few hundred dollars a day, here's a bull who earns $3000 per ejaculation
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(90)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It has been nearly 12 years since Mr. Rogers died, and here are his departing words to us kids who grew up with him in the neighborhood
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(70)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
AL Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore says he is blocking gay marriage in his state out of fears that allowing same-sex marriage will lead to "father-daughter marriage," which, to be fair, might be a real concern in Alabama
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(308)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi historian claims U.S. women drive cars because they don't care if they're raped. Which leaves us to imagine why Saudi men drive
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(201)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Three weird tricks that helped the Bank of Japan borrow $9 trillion dollars practically for free. A fourth weird trick involves selling ad space on articles likely to be read by the Greek finance minister
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(13)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The Muslim Brotherhood came to the White House this past week. Subby thought the Muslim Brotherhood came to the White House a little over six years ago
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(133)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boston-area transit, schools shut down Tuesday after record snowfall. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(52)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Pretty soon, non-turbocharged normally aspirated engines will be an automotive novelty, like cars that still have stick shifts and crank-down windows
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(98)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists claim earth's inner core may have an "inner inner core" with a distinct structure formed at the very instant of the planet's birth 6,000 years ago
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
University of California increases its vaccination requirements for 2017. Still no immunity to 20 years of student loan debt
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(13)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You're damn right the GOP sees a conspiracy in the FCC reclassifying internet as Title II and they will spend millions of tax dollars to get to the bottom of it
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(234)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
One of the wildest police chases in years just ended in Los Angeles, four major collisions on the first vehicle, carjacked a second until car wedged in, suspect shot while attempting another carjacking (with video recap)
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(75)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Manager of a Whole Foods supermarket makes up robbery story in an attempt to make off with 34,000 organic, free range, gluten free, locally sourced dollars
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huckabee: "Muslims are the only group to give Obama undying support." Which is funny, because a lot have died by Obama's hands in the last six years
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(156)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Adam Silver not done fixing the NBA. I thought the NBA had been fixed for years
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(80)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Society gave Seventies rock stars a licence to behave badly"
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(44)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Plane missing for 54 years found in the Andes. Yeah, it's always the last place you look
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(70)
 
(Anime News Network)
 
 
 
Master of horror Takashi Miike signs up to direct "Terra Formars," a manga-adapted live-action film dealing with man's bloody fight against human-sized cockroaches on Mars
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Sun February 08, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nigeria postpones election over security fears, say they need you to give them $2,513 USD to help them hold their elections
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(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
City spends a quarter of a million dollars to launch a human rights office. After one year of operation, human rights office has received zero cases
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lays out timeline for considering thinking about whether there should be a debate as to the chances that he might be suitable to start a committee to fund a SuperPAC to study the idea of running for President in 2016
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
ACLU: "Solitary confinement is an expensive failure that doesn't work." Apparently spending 24 hours a day in a 12'x7' cell for 8 years is not a cost effective lesson
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Jose offers free dinner, movie in exchange for ideas on resident's favorite places. Which in San Jose is either a Star Wars memorabilia show or a Star Trek convention
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: Create a cube out of a series of complicated gears that are able to rotate in unison and still maintain their cube shape. Solution: Just watch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Arsenal fire or will Tottenham be crowing and what side of the Mersey will the failboat dock? It's derby day in the Premier League. With the leaders looking to extend Villa's goalless record and an City looking to keep up the pressure
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sir Paul's collaboration with Rihanna and Kanye, "FourFiveSeconds," is sitting at #15 in the charts, making it his biggest US hit in 30 years (that would be 1985's utterly forgettable "Spies Like Us")
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(CSN Chicago)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher wants his daughter to one day coach the Chicago Bears. If last season's Bears are any indication, she's probably ready right now
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Van Halen to release first live album with David Lee Roth, 30 years after you'd actually want to hear it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs named the most hated U.S. company. Apparently people still remember that whole bad mortgage, home foreclosure, crashing the world economy thing they did a few years ago
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Five years after canceling it, NBC is thinking the original Law and Order may not yet be DONE DONE
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Fri February 06, 2015
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
A new contender for stupidest comment by a politician this week appears. Finance Minister "I haven't met anyone who is against a tax hike"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The first Norse temple in northern Europe in a thousand years is currently under construction in Iceland. Hammer of the gods
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Please dress up for Harry Potter, Batman, and Star Wars movies. Please do not dress up for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Husband who pretended he was putting up a shed builds a brick cathedral as a present for his wife. Who didn't notice this goddamn cathedral, with a steeple, buttresses and seating for 12 going up in the back yard for three years (pics)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"And the Jets and Bears are neck-and-neck for the lead in the Team Dysfunction Race, with the Niners looking to overtake here at the corner, but oh my GOD HERE COME THE BROWNS OUT OF NOWHERE"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That traffic jam you're stuck is going to be much worse in 30 years. Hope you get home by then
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Air Chief Marshal Foo Foo, the pet poodle of Thailand's crown prince, has been cremated after four days of Buddhist funeral rites. And then the story gets really weird
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(DW Akademie)
 
 
 
The world has run up $57T more debt than we had before the financial crisis seven years ago. Paul Krugman assures us nothing can go wrong this time and if it does it's Bush's fault anyway
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