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500 headlines found matching 'Ars'
Fri July 11, 2014
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Arsenal signed a player before the season starts and he is a good one, damn I must have been transported to an alternate reality
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(11)
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(83)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Sometimes, your guardian angel appears in a halo of holy light. Other times, he breaks into your home wearing a purple robe and woman's bathing suit.and watches you sleep
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
American tourist endears herself to residents of Scottish village by calling out full marine rescue response to nine-year-old shipwreck sitting in village's harbor
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(YouTube)
 
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A couple of Farkers were cast members in UGA WR Chris Conley's Star Wars fan film - and it's actually pretty good
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(14)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The most famous Baseball player ever started his MLB career pitching for the Boston Red Sox 100 years ago today. Then, he went and got some beers, hot dogs and hookers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fast 7 Furious 7 cuts a racing scene because they didn't want anyone else to die. So to recap, a movie about speedy cars will feature none
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Thu July 10, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Lake Mead (that bunch of water behind the Hoover Dam) to fall to historic low, after back-to-back driest years in a century
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(139)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
For the first time in twenty years, The Simpsons did not get an Emmy nomination
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(67)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For a few glorious years in the mid-1960s, the Green Monster showed the world what six wheels and the engine from an F-104 Starfighter could do
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(18)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
With Chandler Parsons signing a three-year $46 million deal with the Dallas Mavericks, Houston really does have a problem
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, who may have lied about Senator Menendez based on information obtained from Cuban Intelligence, says that Senator Menendez is lying about Carlson lying. We get it, you're both liars
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin says the first men to land on Mars should just stay in that studio
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat woman wears bikini, world doesn't end. Some bystanders did report a brief eclipse, though
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(158)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What good are expensive toys if you can't play with them just for fun? POV video of a fast-rope exercise from a CH-53E helicopter onto the USS Kearsarge
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sirius/XM may stand to lose tens of dollars after Opie and Anthony fans threaten to cancel their subscriptions
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(153)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are against the bipartisan prison sentencing reform effort because getting someone to accept a ridiculous plea bargain by threatening 20 years in jail over a few grams of pot is what makes the American justice system great
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(105)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Jersey Joke: Still funny after all these years. In fact, it's literally older than the state itself
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(118)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
African policeman uses years of training and natural instinct to shoot a wild and aggressive animal that broke into his home. The tortoise was later burned to ash by a local Christian group
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(34)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten cars that could have been great ... but weren't
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Crafting is good for your mental health, which helps explains why the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood who always wears all those macrame earmuffs and scarves at the same time is the picture of sanity
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(30)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY Lawmaker: "I won't get into the debate about climate change but I'll simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeter shows his critics why sometimes good defense doesn't show up in your box scores, WARs, UZRs and FQXs
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
While some SEC football players spend the offseason getting arrested or flunking out of school, others make a Star Wars fan film......and it's pretty cool
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(9)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Britney Spears demo (without autotune) leaks online. It sounds exactly like you might expect, just a bit worse
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(89)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Somehow I lived in Wisconsin for the first 17 years of my life, was a Brewers fan for many of those years, and never realized the old Brewers logo contained the letters "m" and "b" hidden in the ball and glove"
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(49)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crowdfunding effort brings NASA solar probe - abandoned in solar orbit for more than 30 years - back to life
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Navy admits they spent $36 million in the last nine years flying a plane around Cuba every day to broadcast an anti-Castro TV channel the Cubans figured out to block on its first day and whose nickname in Cuba is 'the channel that cannot be seen'
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Canada destroys Kuwait 91-0 in their match at International Federation of American Football tournament. In related news, there appears to be a genuine world championship in the sport of American football
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars, why the Triceratops needed Cialis, and porcupine wheelchairs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/29 - 7/5
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(3)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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(368)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hid your jar full of change a couple thousand years ago and can't remember where, we've got some good news for you
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(42)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Tornado tears through cemetery in Saskatchewan. There were no surviviors
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(39)
 
(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
How airliners are prepared for the scrap heap. Like cars, sometimes they're worth more as parts than as a whole
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After years of futile efforts, the TSA finally finds that shoe they've been looking for
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(28)
 
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Remember blowing into Nintendo cartridges to get them to work? Yeah, 30 years later, it turns out you were wasting your time and believing an urban legend. Here comes the retro gaming science
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(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the 100 most congested cities in Europe and North America. Article is accompanied by some of the nicest photographs you'll ever see of cars not moving
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(138)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Here's hoping Star Wars Episode VII looks half as good as this fake footage
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju the elephant was held in chains for 50 years and abused after being poached in India. He has finally found his freedom after being rescued by a wildlife charity who claim they saw him cry when he was released in to the wild on Independence day
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Disney announces 'Star Wars: Episode VII' production hiatus, buries the news in press release about two actors being picked in open casting call
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Another streetlight on Mars photographed by Curiosity
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(59)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
After criticism that her high speaking fees are taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from suffering colleges, Hillary resolves the issue by donating that money to her own foundation
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(70)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
After 41 years, Steve Walsh has reached the point of no return with Kansas
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(50)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
There is a marijuana shortage, and it seems that Washington and Colorado will learn what drug dealers have known for years: it's dangerous to run out of product, and drug addicts will go to extreme lengths to get their fix
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(162)
 
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd to release first new album in 20 years titled 'Endless River'...apparently a reference to the amount of money they expect to generate from sales
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(68)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Work would be so much more bearable if your boss would give you an enclosed, coffin-like work space that allows you to hide from your co-workers all day as you can curl up with your favorite bourbon uninterrupted and watch Star Wars
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad news everyone, Courtney Love is planning on assaulting our ears once more. This time in a duet with train-wreck and former child star Miley Cyrus
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The future has finally arrived -- we got our flying cars. Now we need to work on those sex bots
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(25)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Talley, Remember when we told you that you were the oldest living American at 115 years old? Well, there's been a change
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amazing behind the scenes pictures from Star Wars IV thru VI. Who needs CGI anyway?
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne celebrate 32 years of marriage which is like 52 years in 'Hollywood years'. So if you can't respect either of them for anything else, respect them for being able to put up with each other for so long
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(21)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago this week, Seinfeld made its debut on NBC. Can you name the 25 future stars who appeared on the show? Yes, they're spectacular
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks, "Are American cars are going extinct?" If you can answer that, you should be able to answer "Is are children learnding?"
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(152)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the achievements America has made over the past two hundred-plus years, only one thing would make Thomas Jefferson proud: the advent of craft beer
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, Lou Gehrig was the luckiest man alive
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(22)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police shut down a multi-million dollar theft ring that specialized in stealing expensive: A) electronics; B) cars; C) baby formula
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(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts: in 10 years, every human on the planet will have internet access
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, you bought hundreds of dollars of fireworks. You have the clay tubes...the blowtorch, and the safety glasses. Now, what do you have on your playlist?
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(135)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
That web browser you stopped using 10 years ago is the most popular browser in the world by far
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits lament the eight foods they wish the Americans hadn't given them like they were smallpox-soaked blankets. List includes spray cheese, pop tarts and Hershey bars, so it's not without merit
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(159)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
How long would it take to try 25,000 different beers? Couple takes 35 years to sample each on a case by case basis
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr, hockey's Abe Vigoda, outlasts another one: Alexei Kovalev calls it a career after 24 years. In other news, Kovalev was still playing. Somewhere. Allegedly
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're 84 years old, THIS is how you troll America's Got Talent
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(20)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB's wacky season continues as Rick Porcello becomes the first pitcher in 25 years to throw a 9 inning shutout without walking or striking out a single batter
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(13)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony is "basically imprisoned," assuming you think of having an apartment, working a 9 to 5 job, being able to eat what you want, and not having to live behind steel bars with gun wielding guards as "prison"
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(125)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Over 100 rare Bob Dylan acetates discovered after 40 years. No, they aren't all scratchy and warped sounding... that's just what he sounds like
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(73)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
New class of stars are totally metal--go all the way to 11
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Group refused service at Atlanta restaurant because a member of the party's sleeveless t-shirt violated the "gentleman's dress code" for the establishment. The fact that he was 4-years old did not sway management to make an exception
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first all-electric Formula E championship kicks off in Beijing on September and will allow racing fans around the world to thrill as they watch electric race cars plod around a track trying to limp to a finish before they run out of charge
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(38)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
USPS takes 83 years to deliver a letter 150 miles. That sounds about right
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(60)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After sixteen years of marriage, Jewel is back on the solo-yodeling circuit again
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(82)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years
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(351)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NASA signs deal with Boeing to build the most powerful rocket EVER, will be able to take us to infinity and BEYOND. Okay, maybe to Mars
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(58)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
These urban explorers see one infiltration of Neverland Ranch and raise it by a mothballed fleet of warships and two US rocket testing sites
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(51)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Screw going to Mars. We should be shipping out to Venus. It's Mediterranean temperatures and sea-level barometric pressure plus breathable air provided you stay 30 miles above the ground
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman finds class ring. FARK: After 60 years and it was discovered in a dried-up lake
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to build cars in Thailand to be sold in China as Fiats for Chrysler. Chevy still building cars in America for recall
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(11)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Want to see 25 leaked photos from the set of Star Wars: Episode VII? It's either the genuine movie set, or a bunch of folks are about to have the world's largest pig roast
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(57)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama is the worst president in 70 years
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(228)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of.......well, no one really ..... DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair from several museums shows that the hair comes from bears, wolves, and other furry animals
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(44)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Besides safely carting your drunk ass home, have we really figured out what it is we want driverless cars to do?
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It took Triceratops a million years to get its horn. Don't wait that long; ask your doctor about Cialis
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(38)
 
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, the US Navy finally figured out what to do with a drunken sailor. They took away his alcohol
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Feds investigate Nissan cars for unwanted acceleration. As opposed to their investigation of Chryslers trying to find any acceleration
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(22)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode VII made Kevin Smith cry
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(92)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM recalls another 7.6 million cars, because apparently there were still GM cars that had yet to be recalled
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(48)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Dog pukes up wedding ring lost for five years after eating a popsicle "Friends have said, 'I want a dog that throws up diamonds' Who wouldn't, right?"
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(43)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Arsenic has been found to be 17 times more carcinogenic than previously believed. The EPA wants to tighten exposure standards. Naturally, a single Republican congressman has been able to derail everything
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(97)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a Sears or KMart store of your very own? Well, now's your chance
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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(241)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will the Supreme Court set back contraceptive rights nearly five decades? Will they strike down Unions? Find out today as the Supremes take on two of the biggest cases in years. It's your official SCOTUS Discussion Thread
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(1245)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Nothing says All-American Bar crawl like stripping naked in a pizza place, stealing a car, running from the police, driving the wrong way down a one way street, crashing into two parked cars and getting tazed while still naked
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Englishman in New York wants USA World Cup run to end. "Costa Rica's progression to the very last stages of the World Cup would be incredibly romantic. The USA's would be deeply troublesome. They don't deserve it, not for at least another 48 years"
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(47)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum will keep the sinkhole that destroyed several cars. It's the first bottomless pit associated with Corvettes since gasoline went over $3 a gallon
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(39)
 
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
There is another. Carrie Fisher's daughter joins the cast of Star Wars Episode VII
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry over Hillary's fee to speak at UNLV, students argue they should be paid for her speech instead. "$225,000 is enough to award 225 students scholarships of $1,000", or 22,500 students a joint and large pepperoni pizza
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(197)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's been 16 years since The Undertaker bah gawd broke Mick Foley in half in a Hell in a Cell match. Here are 22 moments from the match where Foley proved he was tougher than shoeleather in that environment
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(37)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many unnecessary penalties will be handed out today? Will the minor changes from last year's edition prevent the appearance of flying cars? It's Race #1 of the Shell/Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(156)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you're the asshat that dumped asbestos tainted with DDT, lead, and arsenic in the Deer Park wetlands on Long Island, the DA would like a word with you
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(42)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Beach town fire department is getting tired of people who keep turning their cars into crispy hulks because they don't know how to drive on the beach
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kill it, KILL it with fire gets woman arson charge after trying to light up a spider
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(39)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police sing their hearts out to the tune of OneRepublic's "Counting Stars" to coax teens out of gang activity. Pretty sure the teens aren't the ones committing a crime here. (vid)
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that religious couple who hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween? Apparently the bible wasn't clear on if it's wrong to beat your children and keep them chained in a basement dungeon for years
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(92)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL to remove $675 million cap on concussion injury claims. Apparently they figure in a few years most the players will forget about it anyway
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(11)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man goes on driving rampage smashing into neighbors' cars, garages and porches. Picks up too many wanted stars
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
30 years later, someone completes Super Mario Bros. in under 5 minutes
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(31)
 
(The CW DC)
 
 
 
Mark "Don't Call Me Marky Mark" Wahlberg stars as Cade - the only Texan in the world who sounds like he was born and raised in South Boston
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(67)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
No one gets their teen years right, so what advice would you give your 13-year-old self?
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(477)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels is shaping up to be shoo-in for the 2014 election cycle's Sen. Bluto Blutarsky Memorial "What? Did you say 'over'?" Award for Poor Sportsmanship
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(96)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eleven years, over one hundred thousand lives, and $1.7 trillion later, the Iraq War looks a lot more like Vietnam than most of us are willing to admit
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(265)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airline CEO says the search for flight 370 could take decades. In related news, CNN announces its programming lineup for the next ten years
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(26)
 
(Richard Dawkins)
 
 
 
UK is running out of farmland and by 2030, may have to import nearly all its deep-fried Mars bars, Cornish pasties and spotted dick
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(27)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hokey religions and Star Wars popsicle molds are no match for a good Blizzard at your side, kid
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(22)
 
(Accrington Observer)
 
 
 
Crime is so bad in parts of England that people are stealing things from burglars before the burglars are finished robbing houses
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(19)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hover cars. That is all
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(18)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work...Arizona issues drivers' permits with the wrong photos on them
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(57)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curiosity celebrates one year on Mars. Sure feels like longer
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(81)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN Body Issue is back, featuring athletic hardbodies of Michael Phelps, Marshawn Lynch, and...Prince Fielder? (Not safe for work)
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(28)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Not news: Man going behind bars for stealing AC units. News: Federal prison. Fark: Because he violated the Clean Air Act
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(86)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An app that lets you auction off the public parking spot you're currently occupying to the highest bidder who wants it? Yes, it appears that San Francisco does have a problem with that
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(138)
 
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Vandal cuts power to Tucson residents. Nobody notices for 4 years
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(24)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Six bears housed at closed game farm forced to suffer the humiliation of being rescued by Styx and REO Speedwagon
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
33 Best Beer Bars in America, or a compilation of the last 10 Fark Parties
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: Nags Head, N.C. government environmental study predicts that their region will be 39 inches underwater by 2100. Solution: Make it illegal for environmental studies to look more than 30 years ahead. Taa-Daa, problem solved
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(160)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise denies rumors he will be in Star Wars: Episode VII. "I wish I could just romp. But I can't. We (scientologists) are the authorities on The Force, and when we see the Dark Side, we are the only ones who can do something about it"
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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(134)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
George Clooney checks what his ride will look like in 25 years, even though he'll have a new model in less than 10
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(29)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
And the new Star Wars museum will be located in... Chicago?
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(80)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
All thirty films of Keanu Reeves, "one of America's best and weirdest movie stars," listed in order of performance quality. Whoa
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(102)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars introduce "variable pricing" for tickets to home games, will charge from 20-40% more when good teams are in town, figures fans are willing to pay a premium to see what actual professional football looks like
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(50)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In what could have been the greatest, or most unsettling, movie ever made. David Cronenberg turned down an opportunity to direct one of the Star Wars sequels
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Solo gets out of jail in less than 12 parsecs
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(101)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents who waited 18 years to have the house back, I have bad news: "Boomerang kids" are not leaving anytime soon, and if you wait for them to just "figure things out," they'll just outlive you
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(399)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More than twenty years after he was secretly videotaped smoking crack, Marion Barry still says he never smoked crack. "Never smoked crack - as simple as that"
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CDC reassigns director of the anthrax mishap to another lab, hopefully to have a SARS mishap, or maybe VX. Anyone up for some mustard gas?
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert who has been happily married 25 years offers advice to make long-term relationships work, and it's slightly more constructive than your strategy of 'marry someone you hate and buy them a house'
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(53)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A charity rappelling event has been delayed amid fears that seagulls would dive-bomb the fundraisers"
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(33)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Researchers find new cancer-causing activity. If you had 'sitting,' get off your arse if you want to live
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(47)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
A look at the world's toughest auto race: the Nurburgring 24h. 'Over 200 cars, ranging from a Mk3 VW Golf GTI up to 200mph McLaren 12C GT3s, share the same track for 24 hours. Accidents are a given"
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(23)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I see here on your resume you spent 17 years on Mars protecting five human colonies from Martians. Well, thanks for coming in; we'll be in touch
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(89)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Six years ago today, the world lost a legend. In remembrance, here are five great George Carlin bits that everybody should know
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(87)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which driver that rarely wins during the season will take this race? Can the rest figure out their cars turn right as well as left? It's the Toyota/Save Mart 350 in Sonoma (3:00 PM ET, TNT)
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(463)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Sheriff Joe Arpaio is closing in on the person who forged Barack Obama's birth certificate." Keep shooting for the stars, WND
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(87)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's lawyer says she did not assault her family members, and wishes people would stop making all these stupid Star Wars jokes before she has to smack the taste out of someone's mouth
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(62)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Have you ever said to yourself, "If only there was a way to help a fellow TFette in her battle against cancer"? Well now you can. Hero tag is for the 14 years she has been waging it
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(30)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Homeowner confronts burglars, catches one and makes him cry. "I taught him a lesson"
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(11)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's biggest haggis unveiled, and at more than a ton, weighs more than many small cars. That's just offal (pics)
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(43)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After 25 years, it's time to forgive Ghostbusters II: "It's every moviegoer's right to be miserable and treat sequels like dirt. But 25 years on, Ghostbusters II holds up far better than you might remember"
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(171)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you play the video game League of Legends? If so, you could be eligible for a scholarship
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(38)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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(34)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Forty American performance cars found in a Canadian barn. No word if a red Barchetta was found
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain's tourism minister says wannabe vacationers trapped in the country due to huge passport backlog take "staycations", under the motto "when life gives you lemons, you can always trust the government to come and shove them up your arse"
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(88)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Fast-food breakfast wars escalate as Jack in the Box unveils "Monster Breakfast Taco," which is nutritionally worse version of its regular Monster Taco
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even hot girls like the one pictured can't open bank accounts if they bounced a few checks years earlier. so NY State is going after the much abused use of ChexSystems by banks. Because somebody has to protect hot girls, like the one pictured
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mission Creep: President Obama got you smiling and nodding in agreement when he said only U.S. Military Advisers were heading to Iraq? Pssst, dirty secret, U.S. Military Advisers have been fighting for years
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(95)
 
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists use 17 skulls from 430,000 years ago to demonstrate the early evolution of what would eventually become the Neanderthals. In other news, this headline lacks any jokes but don't worry there will be plenty of jokes to the right
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(28)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is 25 years-old .... and it still sucks just as much as it did 25 years ago
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(164)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures unveils the next two years of releases. Michael Bay fans everywhere rejoice
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paxman broadcasts final show after 25 years, signs off with "ewewewewewew wop wop"
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(5)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently when paying off a debt, Star Wars figurines are not considered legal tender
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN and FoxNews both breathlessly promote their "exclusive interview". With the same person. Who's been interviewed on both networks many, many, many times before. I mean, it's not like Hillary has been living under a rock the past 20 years, ya know
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(24)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Researchers want commuters to trade in their cars for a personal mini-helicopter to reduce traffic congestion in citi ... look, you had me at 'mini-helicopter' (pic)
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(23)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The best sales week for a vinyl LP since they started keeping track was __ years ago, breaking the former record set __ years ago. A) 20, 40 B) 10, 30 C) 0, 20
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(24)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
NSW ends 8 years of Origin frustration
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(12)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Fark NASA. I'll put humans on Mars in 2026" Well I'm sure bits of humans will rain down on Mars, maybe even Jupiter too
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(82)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
An unusually poignant photo gallery of the aging motels of Barstow, California will bring back memories of the kind of places your dad always made you stay when you took family vacations
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(107)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's nice to know your hard earned tax dollars are paying for cops to film themselves lip-synching Katy Perry songs and uploading them to the internet. "See...we really are no different from anyone else"
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(47)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
How cheating in video games has became a business worth millions of dollars a year
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(111)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman graduates high school at 111-years-old. Hopefully won't go streaking to celebrate
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(16)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
30 years later, people are still finding glitches in Super Mario Bros. like this newly discovered infinite lives glitch (w/video)
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(29)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Remember that 1953 movie, "Invaders From Mars"? Yeah, well about that
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(77)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We may not have our starships, flying cars, or personal jet packs; but at least we now have Smell-O-Vision
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Darth Vader, but not as you remember him. Star Wars meets Pulp Fiction...and wrestles with the question of where are the goddamn plans
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear and cubs steal kids' lunch boxes from day camp. Yogi and Boo Boo described as bears of interest and wanted for questioning
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(10)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR story is 11 years too late
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Blossom' cast reunites after 20 years. Whoa, Six
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frenchman found guilty of ordering kidnapping of the guy who murdered his daughter. Thirty years ago. Liam Neeson nods in approval
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(50)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The classic BBC cartoon Danger Mouse is getting a reboot, 33 years after it premiered
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(63)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A tiny portion of Detroit is making a comeback, featuring bars, boutiques, and a distillery. Why yes, hipsters are involved, why do you ask?
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(58)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
After Obamacare goes into effect, Obama's own annual physical is 2.5 years late
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(45)
 
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The guy who designed the F-16 tears calls the F-35 a turkey. Proceeds to tell the kids to get off his lawn
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most influential movie of the last 25 years was made in 1989, starred Michael Keaton and more people hated it at the time than loved it: "On June 23rd, 1989 Batman arrived and nothing has ever been the same since"
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Porky's - best described as "the Star Wars of smut-tinged coming-of-age comedies" - finally gets a Blu-Ray release more than 30 years after it was made
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
20 years ago today in NYC: Following the Rangers Stanley Cup victory parade up Broadway,thousands of Knicks fans in bars around the city lose their shiat as TVs show a slow moving white Bronco in LA in lieu of Game 5 of the Finals
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(44)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Senator Vitter (R-LA): If you elect me to replace Bobby Jindal as governor...I may just be open to expanding Medicaid for the state. Just ignore the fact that I fought Obamacare tooth and nail for 5 years and this'll make much more sense
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Case for Doing Nothing in Iraq" Either way, we're getting bit in the ass 15 years from now
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(28)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The last few years have regrettably made the phrase 'Republican pollster' less a job title than a punch line. With fewer and fewer people picking up the phone to bother talking to the pollsters in the first place, getting it right is HARD"
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(27)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"It's been argued for years that some of the best music of the modern era has come from video games. One of the best additions to this grand collection is Portrait of a Plumber, a Super Mario 64 Remix album by OCremix'
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(121)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
If you didn't get the message when they bombed two Ugandan nightclubs four years ago, al-Shabaab reminds us that they really hate people who watch the World Cup
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(44)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM recalls another 3.19 million cars, bringing the total number of recalled vehicles to approximately eleventy brazillian
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(86)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Man inserts himself into Britney Spears... video. Hilarity ensues
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un emerges from his lair, predicts six more years of brutal totalitarianism
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(86)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Bears observed engaging in oral sex. Now we know why Yogi kept Boo Boo around. (Maybe Not Safe For Work, if your office considers bear sex off limits)
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(32)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
"Welcome to school, student with a learning disability. Instead of learning math or science you'll wash the teachers' cars and mend clothes for the play"
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(79)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, the Chicago Cubs traded a light hitting outfielder named Lou Brock to the St. Louis Cardinals
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I believe that the current limits on press freedom and excessive government secrecy make it impossible for Americans to grasp fully what is happening in the wars we finance..." - Chelsea Manning
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(102)
 
(All Access)
 
NewsFlash
 
His feet are off the ground, and he has finally reached the stars. Casey Kasem dies at 82
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(271)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton is the most admired President of the past 25 years. Wow, that's like being the one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
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(99)
 
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Hospice patient was former forest ranger, but hasn't been able to go outside for several years, because of his illness. Firefighters decide to take him on one last hike in the forest. Dust, dust... it's everywhere
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(35)
 
(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
(checks date) Seven Years Running. What would you say to your Dad today if you could?
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(329)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Vandal sprays walls of police station with 'DUMB COPS' and 'KINGY BOYZ RULE' graffiti before fleeing on child's scooter. Fark: Suspect is 63 years old
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(27)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
44 years ago Dock Ellis no-hit the Padres high on LSD. "I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire"
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(41)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mars ain't the kind of place to send your introverts, in fact it's dull as hell
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(47)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Interleague MLB game played 17 years ago this week. Here's a handful of Interleague trivia for your next bar bet
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(27)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
It took a startup 7 years to make a cup. Inflation must have driven the price to $199
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(67)
 
(Cigars International)
 
 
 
The FDA wants to jack up the price of your cigars. You can submit a comment on the regulation but they probably won't listen anyway
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(49)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich accepts Will Ferrell and Chad Smith's drum-off challenge, will partake in the experiment after he goes bargain hunting
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Daytona International Speedway wants to host a Jacksonville Jaguars football game, says they're used to guests coming in, spinning their wheels, going around in circles
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(12)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
NASA explores faster than light travel with designs for a trip to Alpha Centauri in only two weeks. Which is a pretty amazing since after 45 years we still can't get back to the Moon
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(79)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan is now worth an estimated *pinkie to corner of mouth* ONE BIILLLIIIONNN DOLLARS
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(27)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oyster Farm: Hey, Feds, we'd like to finish out a 40-year lease on your land to run our business. Feds: OK, but we're not going to renew it when it's over in 7 years. Is that OK? Oyster Farm: Yup, totes cool. *7 years later* ENTER LIBERTARIANS
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(229)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Earth and Moon may be way older than we thought. Possibly up to 7000 years old
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The hottest view of Mercury transiting the Sun, taken from Mars, you'll see all day
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gary Larson was right
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(19)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA seeking public's help in designing a permanent base on Mars for humans.. If anything was up Fark's Photoshop alley, it's this. Let's all get helpful
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(36)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
12 reasons to watch Edge Of Tomorrow. The best part? It's all videos. Shhh, no tears, only dreams now
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(112)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
James Franco swears he would rather saw his arm off with a rusty penknife than have sex with Lindsay Lohan, so he wrote a story about it. Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference
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Wed June 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Casey Kasem can finally take his feet off the ground and reach for the stars
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(89)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sony unveils a new PS4 video game trailer that is pretty much guaranteed to be played on all cable news networks every time there is a mass shooting incident in the next five years
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(78)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson illegally gave the governor of PA a million dollars, for which the Democrats are completely at fault
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(63)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA designs a real life Starship Enterprise that can travel at speeds faster than light without breaking Einstein's theories
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(109)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's lonely and paranoid final years are revealed
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(22)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Parents: Our daughter has been randomly tested for drugs five different times in three years and it always comes up negative, so we're not letting it happen again. School: Fine. We're kicking your daughter out of Honor Society
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(189)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not unusual: man wonders if Vermeer might have "cheated" his photorealistic paintings. Unusual: spends years to conduct the experiment, even recreating the 17th century furniture in the room
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(104)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Chess was once deemed a menace to society. That seems a bit harsh, it wasn't a great musical but it did give us "One Night in Bangkok"
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(51)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
What happens when you apply for an immigration visa for your daughter to enter the U.S. the correct way? She waits on line for 21 years only to get turned away for being too old
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(143)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How Thomas Kinkade, America's 'Painter Of Light' is more successful than ever, two years after he drank himself to death
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(206)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tesla tries to make its cars more appealing to British market, presumably by adopting traditional British car features like electric systems that short out in a heavy dew, biodegradable bodies and transmissions that just fall off the car on highways
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(41)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
While performing surgery for an ulcer, doctors accidentally leave scissors in patient's stomach. He suffers shear agony for nine years
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(25)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jaguars hope to increase attendance by allowing fans to do a lot of things other than watch the Jaguars play
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(22)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Armed suspect disappears after jumping roofs in North Hollywood, schools on lockdown, police asking for assistance and caution from public. UPDATE: Suspect arrested after barricading himself in North Hollywood home
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(197)
 
(Adirondack Express)
 
 
 
The bears have figured out how to open your car doors, people. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(72)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Billions of years of the evolution of the universe, viewed in time-lapse of less than 6 minutes
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(85)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
OG hipster cafe in Brooklyn to close after 15 years due to 70 percent increase in rent. Employee speculates landlord wants to "gouge some naive entrepreneurs for their life savings, and they'll close in a year and a half"
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(91)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Fault in Our Stars soars past the competition at the box office, taking #1 with $50 million while Maleficent stays strong at #2 and Tom Cruise's latest derivative science fiction film bombs, thudding at #3 with $28 million
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(171)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Government rules cheese can't age on wooden boards - and that Americans can't import cheese from Europe that was aged on wooden boards in methods used for thousands of years
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(285)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian government target Snowden six years ago as a target to convince to defect. This continues the saga of the man who to complain about government abuse went to Russia
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(131)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Police on trail of gang breaking into restaurants and clubs bring down ring of pregnant burglars. No word on what they were expecting
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(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you can lose an object worth $10 million in your closet for 25 years, you've got too much damn money
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(34)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, two or three black bears get spotted and suddenly the county decides to offer $180 "bear proof" trash cans to residents
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(57)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Axl Rose says Guns N Roses has completed two albums that might get released sometime in the next thirty years
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Battlestar Galactica creator says show was a sophisticated political and social satire of American life in the 1980s rather than just a no-budget Star Wars knockoff for TV
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the ultra cool Dean Martin - Tonight with his special guests Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Carson, all performing live with the Count Basie Band. Required viewing for all of today's entertainers
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(9)
 
(Fame 10)
 
 
 
Fifteen '90s stars you'd still love to disappoint
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(112)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Question: Why we don't have flying cars yet? Astrophysicist: Because gravity
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(66)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill Is preparing for 'Star Wars: Episode VII' by having lightsaber fights with Mickey Mouse, apparently
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
At 81, Willie Nelson still has it. Here's his new album Band of Brothers in its entirety, his first in 18 years containing all-new material
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
From Slate intern to selling a start-up for $25 million in just a few years. Hey, but you got a few greenlights last month, you rock
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(66)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Apparently, Mike Myers hasn't spent the last decade collecting jars of urine in rural Canada
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's legacy after five years: no significant legislation, a government shutdown that cost billions, an ironic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham," and a bunch of old white guys that shout at clouds
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can you spot the whale in this painting? If not, don't feel bad, it took art lovers 150 years to find it
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(65)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve survey says the U.S. economy is showing improvement. In related news, GM builds perfect cars and your cable guy will arrive between 9 and 1
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(46)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Grown ups should not read young adult fiction," claims pretentious asshole who has never known the joys of reading Coraline or The Fault in Our Stars
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(123)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did you know Ronald Reagan has been dead for ten years? Okay, smartypants, did you know Nancy Reagan still isn't?
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(43)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So the real unanswered question from all the Star Wars films is how did a character with four lines in two movies get such a huge fan base?
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(141)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Researchers discover species that they thought went extinct 124 years ago, do exactly what you'd expect them to
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(42)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Whose bench will have the biggest impact? Which stars will shine brightest? Legacies are on the line as dynasties collide. Heat vs. Spurs tips off at 9:00 PM on ABC in a NBA Finals rematch
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(423)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the simplest terms, I am trying to teach the computer how to diagnose cancer," says Nobel Laureate. Oh sorry, says 19-year-old who has already won a $50,000 Google scholarship and been invited to the White House to showcase her research
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(17)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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(75)
 
(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
"Scientists believe that if there is life in the Solar System, they will find it in the next 25 years." But to find it, we'll have to ignore the monolith's directive regarding Europa
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(18)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
In recent years people are throwing more and more coming out parties, more and more divorce parties, and more and more pet birthday parties, proving one thing: Americans will celebrate anything if it gives them an excuse to eat more cake
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(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spend 25 years walking backwards for world peace? You may just forget how to walk forwards
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(44)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The owner of the Oakland A's is reportedly close to making a deal that would keep the A's in Oakland Coliseum for another ten years. Making this the worst decision made by the A's since they traded Carlos Peña
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(53)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Today's Brass Balls story is of this man who scared vandals that were shooting at cars with a BB gun into calling 911 on themselves
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Colonel Edward Shames of Easy Company is still a badass 70 years later
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(13)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
If this is what a budget "victory" looks like for NASA, no wonder we'll never go to Mars
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(68)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Corey Hart now wears his prescription bifocals at night
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(41)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
All is finally quiet on the Twitter battlefield, two enormous arseholes have made up: Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan post peaceful Twitter picture
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(22)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I heard you like stars, so I put a star in your star
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(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of debate, the NFL decides to ditch 'Super Bowl L' in favor of 'Super Bowl 50'. But only for this one game. Because 'L' somehow looks silly, but 'LI' doesn't
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(73)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams responds to the leaks around Star Wars Episode VII in the coolest manner possible
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(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the U.K., the number of people living 100 years or more has doubled every decade since the 1950's. Most centenarians today die of a common cause. You guessed it: heroin overdose
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The fire hydrant gets its first major makeover in 100 years. Your dog is not impressed
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(88)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
50 years ago the world was given a vision of the Future at the New York World's Fair. Then the corporations found out they could make more money destroying the future than building it
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(55)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
The Cubs, assumed to be leaving WGN-TV after this season, now have also bolted from WGN radio after 90 years on the air
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(75)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Canadian government bars meteorologists from mentioning climate change. Apparently the image of Canadians walking around in shorts and tank tops was disturbing to children
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(38)
 
(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Pennsylvania lawmaker predicts US will have a gay president in the next 10 years in latest boost to Hillary Clinton's unending campaign
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(94)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Mandela' screenwriter believes his movie failed because '12 Years A Slave' sucked up all the free floating black guilt that normally would have driven people to see his film
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(52)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
ACLU: We can haz ur surveillance records plz? Police: Um, I guess, sure. US Marshals: YOINK
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(84)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Cleveland Indians "Ten Cent Beer Night" goes horribly wrong. "Fans threw rocks on the field, stormed the field, attacked the opposing team. Texas was awarded a forfeit." Ah, the good times
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(28)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How songwriters are screwed in the digital age: "Forty years ago, co-writing a song with Ringo Starr would have bought me a house and a pool. Now, estimating 100,000 plays on Spotify, we guessed we'd split about $80. I was way too optimistic"
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(295)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the finalists for the one-way Mission to Mars contest is a comedian who really wants to go to Mars but her entire video application is a joke. "I wear my helmet everywhere I go and I expect to wear that helmet in space"
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Noted hydroscientist Gwyneth Paltrow says you should watch your language around your water, or you might harsh its mellow
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(90)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wachowski Starship's "Jupiter Ascending" moved from July to the killing fields of February 2015
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
To celebrate YouTube's 9th birthday they invited some of their favorite performers to star in a mashup of memorable musical moments from the past 9 years (featuring The Gregory Brothers, Tay Zonday & many more)
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(22)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just what is Queen Elizabeth's new Diamond Jubilee coach made out of? A little of Sir Isaac Newton's apple tree, a little of Lord Nelson's ship, a little of Henry the VII's warship the Mary Rose and a whole lot of history
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(72)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In two years, we could have "3 person babies," which are created from two chicks and one dude, but not in the sexy way, as God intended
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(39)
 
(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
Scientists in Germany regrow Van Gogh's ear...just a few years too late
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment adviser/author of "America's Coming Bankruptcy" says all your dollars are soon to become worthless pieces of paper-which is why he will selflessly take them off your hands and give you gold instead
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(38)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey, sorry your little girl disappeared without a trace in our resort town seven years ago. But would mind awfully not looking for her body for a few more months? It really bums out the tourists. Kthnxby
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(64)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Because the world needed every single word spoken in Star Wars rearranged into alphabetical order
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(39)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Viking Chad Greenway helps rescue two stranded boaters on windswept lake... even though one was a Bears fan. "Good thing he told me that after"
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(18)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cool: 93- year old man planning on Sky Diving. Interesting: into Normandy France Badass: just like he did 70 years ago when he had a screaming eagle sewed onto his shoulder
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Harry Caray spent 288 consecutive days in bars in 1972 and documented all of his drinks, proving that Cubs fandom does drive you to alcoholism. Holy cow
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pixar to release free version of their animation software so you can make something at least as good as Cars 2
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(31)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Millennium Falcon appears to be returning to measure distance in parsecs in Star Wars: Episode VII
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(148)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dan Marino files concussion lawsuit against NFL, says their lack of safety practices over the years is what caused him to forget to hold the ball with the laces out
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 11 vintage toys from our childhoods we still love. Well, not us, but someone who is about 60 years old right now
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered a new class of planet called the "Mega-Earth," which is 2x the diameter of Earth, and over 17x its mass. A mere 560 light-years away
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm wireless broadband can easily reach the moon, maybe even Mars. But Bum-Fark, Idaho? You're still out of luck
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(38)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boring part: Woman spends years searching for birth-mother. Cool part: And discovers there's a 90% chance she's Mark Twain's great-granddaughter
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Until Google gets those self-driving cars on the road, you really shouldn't whack it while driving. You could kill someone
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Our crack team of investigators at the Washington State Department of Transportation are unable to apprehend the bear terrorizing cars on I-90, but at least we are able to release a police sketch of the suspect"
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(33)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Unanswered questions about the release of Sgt Bergdahl remain, such as how did he come to speak the language of his captors of five years and why does he look like he's been living in a cave?
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(324)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Super secret Star Wars set photos including a giant pig thing and a bunch of people in the desert
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(118)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College radio station skips the usual format of hipster dreck and instead resurrects a legendary Memphis radio station that went off the air 54 years ago
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(37)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
67 years ago today, Sgt Pepper taught the band to play
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(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco has been plagued for several years by "rat girl," a 43 year old woman who breeds rats and lets them loose into the city
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(105)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: An Argentinian town that was underwater for 25 years, exposed again. Cooler: Danny MacAskill riding his trials bike around, through and over it
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(23)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Porn stars say you need to pay for your porn before they end up broke and resort to selling themselves for money
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man kidnapped by insurgents tells his girlfriend to move on thinking he is going to die. News: He gets released after 5 years. Fark: She has moved on and now doesn't know what she should do
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(169)
 
(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bill Haley spent his last days drunk, sitting in Sambo's and humming "Rock Around The Clock" so a customer might recognize him. That's why rock stars die at 27
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(79)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut's limited time caramel and marshmallow pizza is only available in the one country where it would be considered normal
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(42)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neighbors' son playing his drums 24/7 and you feel that is lowering your quality of life? Bet your arse that's a lawsuit
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(57)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many stars are in the universe? That'd be a 1 followed by 29 zeros, or a number bigger than the Fark headline field will accept. Now you can go find something else to ponder before science and Fark.com ruin it for you
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(65)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Perpetual dine and dash scammer will get his next 5 years of meals for free
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(13)
 
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Shocking proof that electric dog collars work...on stupid people
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(8)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a dog, the best way to do so is to chase cars. Naked. Well, dogs don't wear clothes, now, do they?
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Feeling left out of Recallapalooza, Ford joins the fun and adds 1.39 million of their own cars and SUVs to the ever-growing list
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(27)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Arsenio Hall show is cancelled. This is a repeat from 1994
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(62)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After getting thrown out of just about every restaurant in Texas, Open Carry Texas decides to take their act to a park on Memorial Day and follow people who were filming them back to their cars. Asinine and Dumbass tags explode
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(361)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
First Washington legalizes marijuana and now a joint has caused a chain reaction on the freeway, damaging cars and shutting down I-5
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(40)
 
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
Need to make a late night run? Do you live near more bars or grocery stores?
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(15)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Diageo plans to build $115 million distillery in KY; Bulleit Bourbon will be made somewhere other than Four Roses several years from now
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(14)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
60% of Canadian teenaged boys are liars
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(55)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The vice president to the guy who sunk the economy into a massive recession and lost two wars says Obama is a weak president
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(170)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson to have a recurring guest role on Sons of Anarchy. This marks his first time as a regular in a weekly series since he was Paul in The Wonder Years
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(55)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
A mere 4 years later, the GOP has come up with an alternative to "Obamacare." Of course part of was recently ruled unconstitutional, and the other part has been proven to be more expensive and less effective than the ACA, but still, it's SOMETHING
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(78)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
US economy shrinks for the first time since 2011. 2011 was 2 years from 2009, which is when Bush left office, so obviously this is Bush's fault
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(156)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer spends 10 years perfecting a suitcase that doubles as a motorized scooter and hell yes, you'd ride one (pics)
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(65)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 5 years and 1565 plate appearances, Ben Revere hits his first career home run. Tim Lincecum (0 for 520 plate appearances) you're up next
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(43)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
GM, Toyota and Ford recall cars to replace things like ignition switches, wiring harnesses or floor mats. Nissan gives you "Innovation that Excites" by recalling cars to replace the whole car
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Valve delays Steam Machine controller to 2015, or ten years before HL2: Ep3 comes out
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(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British Airways used to simply prop up dead passengers in their seats and pretend they were asleep. "It's what we used to do many years ago - give them a vodka and tonic, a Daily Mail and eye-shades and they were like, they're fine"
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(81)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GM looking into recalling the remaining 2 million cars they built that have yet to be recalled because they were built by GM
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(9)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it appears that the WI Judge who dramatically and possibly illegally shut down the criminal investigation into the finances of the Scott Walker campaign during the recall effort, has had a lot of vacations paid for by the Koch Brothers
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