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Tue January 17, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov Paul LePage declares that John Lewis should be more respectful of white people and needs to understand Civil Rights history. Seriously
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is actually a 29-year-old mayor of a 964-person upstate NY town. He compares politics to 'Game of Thrones' and makes a salary of $3,600
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN discovers spine, dares Trump to call their bluff
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Macomb County declares state of emergency over Fraser sinkhole. Apparently there's not enough tossed salads and scrambled eggs to fill it up
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
T.J. Watt declares for the NFL Draft. The Watts are now the Plumlees of the NFL
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wendy's tweets white nationalist frog meme, for some reason. Nihlist Arbys prepares military response
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Diego Luna shares a sweet Rogue One fan-related story. Subby really needs to clean this damn dusty computer keyboard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova in a 'tiny black bikini' vacations in .... Oh, who cares where she vacations?
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Five outdoor NHL game matchups we'd like to see -- and none of them involve the Chicago Blackhawks (glares at NBC hockey coverage)
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Boomer whines about new-fangled auto safety features. Here's a nickel, call someone who cares
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter announces 360 degree live video streaming. Which means when Trump declares nuclear war we will be able to see him and the mushroom cloud at the same time
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
Dillon Brooks' 3-pointer put the Oregon Ducks back on the map. It also caused Grayson Allen more nightmares
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
President Obama declares Cliven Bundy's cows a national monument
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Lebanon prepares for bologna drop
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is there a better way to explain the differences between AWD, FWD, and RWD than using vintage rally cars? Probably, but who cares?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Game that no one cares about anymore comes to device that no one is interested in anymore
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Child sitting alone at his inauguration declares that he didn't want any of the cool kids there anyway
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germans selling VW shares because now English is VW's official language. Huh? What? Car companies can have official languages?
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor declares 2017 'The Year of the Bible.' Drew continues to declare every year the year of beer and boobies
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Nintendo shares its original hand-drawn Zelda maps
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country. Especially if he is a Southern Baptist leader who dares to criticize his fellow leaders for blindly promoting Donald Trump, and now faces losing his position
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Financial Times declares Trump person of the year. "What Trump doesn't know could fill an ocean - he has literally never read a book, including the U.S. Constitution," says associate. Apparently, person of the year is not always a good thing
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've just embezzled $6 million from your employer. What is your next move, hotshot? A) hightail it to the nearest country with no US extradition laws, B) wire it all to a Swiss account, or C) spend $1.34 million on in-app purchases for Game of War
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman prepares the Seahawks' excuse for upcoming loss to Rams on Thursday
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NORAD prepares to track Santa Claus, though Trump will probably get Tim Allen to head it up next year
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
And here we see Rick Santorum telling an undocumented immigrant protected by DACA--who spent the better part of a decade pursuing an advance engineering degree and following the STEM path--"Go to any other country right now and apply those wares"
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Flight Global)
 
 
 
USAF prepares to draft RFP for Huey replacement. Objective is 84 helicopters with capacity of 9 troops each, acquired at the highest possible price in order to keep contractor financially flush and America strong
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UNESCO declares Belgian beer culture a treasure of humanity. Admiral Ackbar declares, "It's a Trappist"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the human lightning rod but stay for two of the rarest poker hands to appear in the same game
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Wed November 30, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
FBI declares possible explosive device safe after officials, responding to illegal burn in backyard, found missile lying next to fire. "I'm just glad they got it gone"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, As Oliver Queen prepares for his wedding with Laurel Lance he can't help but notice that something's not quite right. Meanwhile, the Dominators true plan to wipe out Earth's dairy production is revealed. (CW 8ET)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Felicity Jones of "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" shares what she thinks what various Star Wars characters' yearbook quotes would be
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's already violating the constitution and committing crimes, but who cares, he's tweeting stuff
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman whom you never want to be behind in the checkout line shares how extreme couponing means she never pays for groceries
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Crossing a wild Caracal and an Abyssinian cat, yields a Caracat. Want to own the world's rarest feline? Have you got $23,000?
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Wed November 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican congressman compares white supremacists to Black Lives Matter
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pudsey the bear bares his pud, see?
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump declares himself President until 2025
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway angrily demands to know why CNN cares so much about Trump's Tweets. Guess we should just be happy he knows how to use a smartphone
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The election is over and the interesting hosts are gone, which means no one cares about Saturday Night Live anymore
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Sat November 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
That guy in the Black Eyed Peas that no one recognizes or even noticed before shares his ongoing battle with testicular cancer to raise spirits of other sufferers. Cancer sufferers, not music lovers, to be precise
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Boston prepares to receive its annual $250,000 gift from the taxpayers of Canada. Merry Frickin' Christmas eh
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Dearest Leader: I will immediately remove 2 to 3 million illegal immigrants with criminal records. Difficulty: There are probably less than 1 million of those
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Sat November 12, 2016
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial for former Cincinnati officer who killed driver in traffic stop
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arizona finally declares a victory for Donald Trump days after the election when the truck delivering the state's returns arrived with its turn signal flashing the entire trip
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia. Man using VR goggles declares "Wow that car looks real" and "close"
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Fri November 11, 2016
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins shares his opinion about Trump winning. "The veil of civility has been shredded and maybe it's about time"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Self-propelled Russian garbage fire in Mediterranean moves to war footing, prepares to roll coal in Aleppo's general direction
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Mon November 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
T.I. tells Lil Wayne to "stop embarrassing himself" with his Black Lives Matter comments. No word why calculator manufacturer Texas Instruments cares about rap
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In 2010 a woman scamming immigrants offered to pay $1.2 million to her victims to avoid prison. As of 2016, the state has $200,000, her victims have nothing, she's not paying, and nobody cares
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Government prepares for Giant Meteor's hypothetical 2020 campaign
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Sun November 06, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Is there really such a thing as the "perfect album"? This week on "In Search Of"...er, we mean the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for that rarest of musical accomplishments
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Fri November 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GoPro camera goes off a cliff. Oh wait, make that GoPro SHARES go off a cliff
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Thu November 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a Flying Spaghetti Monster, then he's probably composed of 'su filindeu,' the rarest pasta in the world, made by only three women on the planet
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares." Choose watching the "T2 Trainspotting" Official Trailer
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Mixing energy drinks and alcohol causes brain changes in mice. Mostly by causing them to come out of the walls and challenge the nearest cat to a fistfight
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Wed November 02, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
The FDA wants to know how much Nutella you eat. Just round it off to the nearest jar per day
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Princeton University)
 
 
 
While we are being collectively stupid about emails, the climate is changing. And nobody cares. Only in America
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro has a plan designed to reverse its current death spiral: Reduce service and raise fares. In all fairness, though, they're planning to have fewer passenger deaths and train derailments, so it's a win-win for everybody
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial in NASCAR driver Mike Wallace's Rascall Flatts beating case when he realizes two other witnesses were sitting in open court as first one was on the stand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In clearest hint yet that he plans to run again, Trump tells GOP they will have no chance of winning the next election either
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NATO will press allies on Wednesday to contribute to its biggest military build-up on Russia's borders since the Cold War as the alliance prepares for a protracted quarrel with Moscow
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Fri October 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Richard Branson shares his terrifying encounter with Trump wherein he recounted his revenge fantasies. With bonus must. not. photoshop picture
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hillary campaign chairman seems to have 75,000 shares in a Russian company which also slides his daughter nice checks. Bonus: Why yes the company is Putin connected
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Sweeeeeeeeet Implooooooosion: Talk about things that nobody cares ♪
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Thu October 20, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Government announces new steps to protect airline consumers. Travelers hope it will cover deceptive air fares, unfair inflight fees, lost baggage, overcharging for meals and snacks, long flight delays, unannounced cancellations
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed fact-checks partisan Facebook pages and finds that most truthful posts have the fewest shares
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Carville declares the Trump campaign dead in a fundraising email, then asks if people want tacos or enchiladas
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Thu October 13, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Genuine clown issues warning about killer clowns. You could cause a child to have a heart attack. Let's not forget nightmares and bed-wetting. Then there's the issue of no erection unless your date wears a Bozo mask. Maybe that's just me
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Trump gives up on defeating Hillary and declares war on the only party he can bring down
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hannity VS Kelly: Whoever wins, No one cares
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nobody cares about who "wins" VP debates, so the Clinton team's strategy was to have Br'er Kaine goad Br'er Pence into giving certain soundbytes for ads they had already written, even as the media praised Pence for tossing Kaine in the briar patch
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Wed October 05, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
After realizing that inducing nightmares is not a good way to impress prospective students, St. Louis University has sent their new mascot back to the drawing board
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple Maps now shows Amtrak routes across the country. Not so much to indicate where the trains start and end up but to plot out the nearest locations of trauma hospitals
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf shares set photo of him portraying John McEnroe in new film "Borg/McEnroe," which is on par to be the worst Star Trek film since the Abrams reboot, though the scene were McEnroe fights off the Borg Queen with a Prince racket is good CGI
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania gets out in front of recent spate of clown scares with a 'clown threat bulletin'. Threat levels range from white face paint to red noses. Yellow-stained balloon trousers mysteriously missing
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Mon October 03, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and Skeletor's sister Ann Coulter takes some time out of hunting down illegal immigrants with her mortar and pestle to say that "no one cares" about Donald Trump's taxes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Thinking he is still relevant to this day, David Duke declares victory. Duke sucks
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R) compares Senate race to "knife fight in a phone booth". Explanation for our younger Farkers: A phone booth is a small structure that resembles a TARDIS but it is exactly as big on the inside as the outside
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe compares the differences between Donald Trump and Lord Voldemort, says Trump is nowhere near as "ideologically pure" as Voldemort
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Aleppo's 'Cat Man' cares for hundreds of cats abandoned in Syria's war: "I'm going to stay with them no matter what"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
The Big Ten's most explosive offensive player is out for the season and nobody cares
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study compares the proposed health care plans of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. In other news, Trump has a health care plan
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business declares the estate tax a "crime against mankind"
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Sat September 24, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures prepares to lose $115 million on a movie that hasn't even been released yet
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New video of Hadrian's Wall shares some fascinating information about the site, including the the little-know fact that while it was built to prevent Roman expansion into Britain, Hadrian actually got the Romans to pay for it
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