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Headlines matching 'Ares'
Wed April 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brazil declares no country should rule the internet, presumably during some of the free time they had left over from not actually contributing to the development of it
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old News: Crimea River, don't get involved in a land war in Asia. What's Hot: Red River, US Prepares to invade Texas. Don't mess with Texas
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(287)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol finishes filling out his latest Mad LIb and declares a Clinton/Petraeus ticket for 2016
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(89)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's poll numbers reach a six-year low. Which is bad news for...well, I forget, who is it bad news for now that no one cares about Obama anymore?
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(137)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hannibal sees an increase in viewership while Kitchen Nightmares sees a sharp decline after viewers realized they could see decent drama and terrifying cuisine on NBC
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(34)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
Doritos Japan to roll out Gourmet Bacon & Mustard Tortilla Chips, prepares to shut up and take your money
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(9)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin declares another emergency for propane and propane accessories
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(35)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares returned to Amy's Baking Company, and if you thought they would have learned something about business after a year, boy, would you be wrong
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(147)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: A highly classified government program that confirmed that $5 is the precise amount at which a normal person becomes more attractive
 
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Hank Aaron compares Republicans to the KKK. Of course, to Hank Aaron KKK means three strikeouts
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(27)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Town declares Sriracha a 'public nuisance;' world feeling much the same way about that town
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(112)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Tech editor declares "Apple's iPhone 6 Will Demolish Android" because it will have a bigger screen than the iPhone 5
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(109)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican state senator continues outreach to women, compares getting abortions to buying new carpeting. No word on if he cares whether the carpet matches the drapes
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(208)
 
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Columnist who has obviously never heard of Antenna TV, MeTV, Retro TV, This TV, or seen the shelves of DVD sets at box stores declares the classic television rerun to be dead
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(53)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When the cronuts you get from the local bakery are this good, who cares about a little mouse poop?
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(11)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida tag shares honors with Tennessee: Man convicted of 13th DUI -- after being charged with 14th DUI
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British ideologue declares climate change over. Thank goodness
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(52)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
"Jesus never had a toilet" declares reverend as he announces plans for 1,000-year-old church to get its first ever lavatory, much to the quite literal relief of elderly congregation
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(24)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Casting for the new Star Wars film is almost complete, and some filming has already begun, though the lensflares won't be added until principal photography is wrapped up
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(89)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(The Dish)
 
 
 
Gay columnist heralds Eich's resignation. Just kidding, he "is disgusted" and compares gay activists' fanaticism to the religious right
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(492)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the comments, you haven't, the SMU Mustangs are playing in the NIT Finals against some other school nobody cares about. Coverage is 7:00pm EDT ESPN
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon gubernatorial candidate compares homosexuality to murder, citing the Bible's sixth and eleventh Commandments
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(151)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
After a few beers, who really cares if she is a neanderthal or a homo sapiens? It's all good
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(55)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Strongly-worded-letter writers work overtime as Putin prepares to invade the rest of Ukraine; meanwhile in Washington, Obama's been spotted practicing his Neville Chamberlain peace-in-our-time paper flourish move
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(141)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ian Darke prepares for the World Cup by narrating a first date. Steve McManaman is available for bar mitzvah color commentary
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(4)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia declares atheism and free thought as equivalent to terrorism. US fundies look on jealously and ask "why can't WE have that?"
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(112)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
German politician compares Putin to Hitler. GOP increases support for Putin
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(24)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republican senator John Barrasso declares that the Obama administration has "cooked the books" on Obamacare numbers. What's that? You want to know his proof? Ha, you're cute
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(190)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Venezuela says that subliminal clues in crossword puzzles are inciting people to protest. Government immediately declares a jihad against Will Shortz and Merl Reagle
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(26)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: WSOF 9, with Rousimar "Oh, Did He Tap?" Palhares vs Steve Carl for the welterweight title. Prelims stream free at 6 PM ET, main card on NBC Sports Network at 9 PM ET (and also streaming free on NBCsports.com)
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old space probe wakes up, prepares to screw comet
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(23)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Volunteer sex assistants serve needs of disabled in Spain. "In 50 percent of cases there is no intercourse. Many users just want to see or caress a naked body. That is an amazing experience"
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(45)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
As the Supreme Court prepares to hear the Obamacare/birth control case tomorrow, its conservative justices are faced with a dilemma: support the religious right, or support laws which shield corporations from liability?
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(256)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DJ Tiësto bumps his head before the gig, declares that Flipmode is the greatest
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(19)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Estranged ex-wife of star rugby player Andy 'Scrumbag' Powell says she's pregnant with his ... who cares. The pertinent fact here is that there's a rugby player who has the best sports nickname EVAR
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(20)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Nations declares March 20 'International Day of Happiness' in transparent political attack on 'Steak & BJ Day'
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul compares the GOP to bad pizza crust that makes even that Chicago pizza look good
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(89)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man shares room with Member of Parliament, wakes up to surprise buttsex
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(50)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Thank you for choosing Arby's, please pull into the nearest window
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(7)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You think your neighbors are bad? Get a load of these anti-social neighbors from hell that would give anyone nightmares
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(92)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention leader declares that the terms "zygote" and "embryo" are used to "oppress unborn people" suggests replacing them medically with "precious little baby that only a hell-bound slut would even THINK of aborting"
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(432)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Israel ain't fallin' for no banana in their tailpipe, prepares for possible attack by hijacked Malaysian jet
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(101)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's female teacher/male student sex article dares you to click that link
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(109)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
After his outfit gets made fun of, man shares a beer with his friend
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(11)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
California gubernatorial candidate compares Obama to Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Il, King George III, Klingons, Vader, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Pol Pot, Ma Kettle, Hugo Black, Caligula, Nero, the Borg, and...Methodists
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(40)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bill Gates reclaims the title of the World's Richest Person. Apparently he's completed trading in his old Microsoft stock for shares of Apple
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(3)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
It is also going pear shaped: Ukraine mobilizes it troops and calls up the reserves, large crowds demonstrate in Moscow demanding Russia invade, the Ukrainian Navy Chief declares loyalty to an "independent Crimea"
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(431)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Ukraine declares general mobilization after Russia approves use of military force in Crimea
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(218)
 


Sat March 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey is 70 today. Who cares
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(28)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines is getting rid of discounted bereavement fares. Your loss is their gain
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(26)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Not news: Mr. Hayes is a model neighbor who pays property taxes, shares from his vegetable garden and fixes up his house. News: He's a squatter
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(65)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who cares if this guy's a decorated Navy SEAL who served his country nobly and bravely. He's gay
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(128)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Not news: Some Tea Party crazy who's running for the Senate compares the President to Hitler. News: It's the President's cousin
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(69)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
European Union declares the US internet to be drunk, must go home and make way for internationalized governance
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(104)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(5readsblog)
 
 
 
FARK's Drew Curtis shares the 5 books that inspired him
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(29)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Will, uh, did the Alpine skiers ski? Was the short track short? What is there to ask about freestyle? Who cares, we'll just complain about NBC. It's your Monday Night East Coast Spoiler Free Winter Olympics Prime Time Highlight Show Discussion Thread
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(333)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Judge declares frozen chicken a weapon - especially when used for battering
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The U.S. Government officially declares the Bermuda Triangle to be harmless
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(74)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joe Biden compares New York's LaGuardia Airport to a Third-World country. He's not wrong, of course, but what does that make Logan Airport? The First Circle of Hell?
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(71)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
In which Rep. Donna Edwards compares working with Republicans to getting a boner
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(29)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Romney declares he will not run for President again. Nailed it
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(97)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals cancel event for fans due to snow. Neither one cares
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Broncos player shares heartwarming text with son after Super Bowl loss. Sappy tag wins MVP
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(8)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona GOP declares war on reading
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(72)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Secret Service arrests hatchet-wielding, rifle-toting nutjob for planning to kill ex-President George W. Bush so he could have sex with Barbara Bush. Enjoy your nightmares, folks
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(104)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Comediante populares en Univision y regularmente en Sábado Gigante Adonis Losada se enfrenta a un juicio por 66 pornografía infantil cuenta. Aye yi yi, esto no es bueno
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(81)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
In search of ratings, Gordon Ramsay to invite batshiat crazy owners of Amy's Baking Company back onto sixth season of "Kitchen Nightmares" to demonstrate that they aren't batshiat crazy
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(74)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares "Winter Storm Awareness" Week, days before a predicted winter storm hits, then claims it was "unexpected"
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(78)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Daww, those are the sweetest nightmares inducing crawlers, ever
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(12)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Warning: Do not stare at this image of two squares of opposing horizontal and vertical black, red and green lines. Ha... you looked, now you're going to break your brain with the McCollough effect
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(85)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada prepares to go to war with USA over who will host FIFA World Cup in 2026, and who doesn't like a good soccer war? "We've hosted almost every other event. I think it's time for Canada to step up to the plate"
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Czech goalie prepares for the upcoming Olympics in Russia
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
VAG office declares gay marriage ban unconstitutional. They're probably tired of taking a pounding over it
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(104)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liberal blogger declares Hillary has already won the 2016 elections because *spins wheel* Bill Kristol said she won't. Actually, that's pretty solid logic
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"With apologies to Karl Marx, if governments embraced competition more robustly, consumers would have nothing to lose but their overpriced taxi fares and high-priced airline tickets"
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(20)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Bio-Bot' that swims like sperm is an "exciting advance" in self-propelled biological robots, never-ending nightmares
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(15)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DEA official says marijuana legalization 'scares us'. It's true, finding a new job can be scary
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(138)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burberry shares pop for a quarter
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(3)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Dogs trained to help soldiers with PTSD: "We're training dogs to wake traumatized people from their nightmares. We don't only help people unable to see, but also those who have seen too much", oh man there seems to be a lot of dust in here
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(84)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Illinois Governor Pat Quinn (D) compares challenger Bruce Rauner (R-elease the hounds) to The Simpsons' Mr. Burns. Excellent
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath & Beyond shares drop after disappointing earnings outlook from their "Beyond" division
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(22)
 
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Watch an Antares-Cygnus resupply flight to the ISS. Live streaming now, launch at 1:07 EST
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(22)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sure, you can no longer watch Braveheart or True Grit on Netflix, but they added classics like Death Race 2000 and Mommie Dearest
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(107)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists develop wall crawling lizard robots because you weren't having enough nightmares
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(6)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Japan's most famous prefectural mascot character, Kumamon, who represents Kumamoto, has broken records in the last two years by generating over 124.4 billion yen in revenue," vivid nightmares
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(50)
 

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