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Fri September 22, 2017
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No one cares about the iPhone 8
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salute, the U.S. Marine Corps prepares to welcome the first female infantry officer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yoko sues company over John Lemon lemonade. I hope nobody cares about my new coffee shop, Ringo Starbucks
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artist/tavern owner declares "MY town won't suffer from that blight of elementary school art projects"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Texas legislator Farenthold (R-Butthurt) declares that wearing a mask makes your cause invalid, leaves an exception for white hoods. Also vows to refer to Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee as "that girl"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now, Trump cares about people who were captured
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub bares her first baby teeth at 3 months old. ROAR
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Genetics Society of Japan goes unexpectedly PC, declares "dominant" and "recessive" invalid terms for genes because their Japanese renderings are prejudiced against possessors of so-called recessive genes, advocates "overt" and "latent"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Katia, jealous of her big brother, declares she's a big girl now, too
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel declares Chicago a Trump-free zone. Chicagoans were kind of hoping for a gang-violence-free zone or a corruption-free zone, but they'll take it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pilot shares selfie of himself leaning out of cockpit while over Dubai. Apparently, some idiots think it's real: "Why you acted so dangerous that you might risk of falling and endangered all the passengers? Duh wth is wrong with you"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irma prepares to bring its Cone of Uncertainty to Florida. Stores are clear of all but the vegan food. Hopefully everyone has their bleach, water, and generator. Check in here, stay safe; it may hit land. It's your Hurricane Irma Discussion Thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FL Gov Rick Scott declares state of emergency in advance of IRMAGAHD
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Fri September 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenya's Supreme Court declares election null and void...Wait a minute, ours or theirs?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dana Bash said Trump spent his Hurricane Harvey tour talking about himself because that's all he cares about
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Les Halles, NYC brasserie best known as place where Anthony Bourdain got his start as head chef, declares bankruptcy and closes last remaining restaurant
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
In a statement guaranteed to start arguments, Engadget editor declares that the best game of Gamescom was "Duck Season"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Your 8-year-old son has just found what appears to be a gun in a dressing room. The best thing to do is A) leave it where it is and report it to the store manager, B) take it to the nearest counter, or C) pull the trigger to see if it's real
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Black Mirror creator's thought process: Guy screwing a pig? Fine. Existential nightmares? No problem. An 80s-themed love story? Maybe that's going too far
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon "columnist" sees Nazis cancel 67 protests, pauses mid-glue sniff, and declares that counter-protesting doesn't work
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sears posts loss in second quarter, sending shares into "blue light special" condition
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Loudoun Times)
 
 
 
Virginia GOP shares fake news story on Facebook about Rosa Parks' daughter being a Trump supporter. Difficulty: Rosa Parks didn't have a daughter
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Imagine a mansion designed by a '70s Indianapolis pimp known as "Mr. Big" by the police and see how your fantasy compares with his reality
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Dearest Martha, My diploma is lost. The college cannot overcome my opposition to equality. Pray for me, my reckoning is here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk Bannon declares war on Gen. McMaster, who killed the most people in modern history with his tactics. Proceed, drunk redneck
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
If anyone cares, the NASCAR Xfinity Series is running the Food City 300 at the pale shadow of Bristol at 7:30pm ET on NBCSN. Shrub is in the race, though, so you may want to watch someone play NASCAR Heat with the AI set to 90% instead
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News host boo-hoos over the fact that no-one cares about the good Nazis
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite a softer outlook, Dick's Sporting Goods shares head for the anus
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After managing the near-impossible feat of striking out in his last three plate appearances, President Trump finally manages the political equivalent of hitting the T-ball off the tee, and declares "racism is evil" and Neo-nazis "un-American"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Mike Godwin declares criticism of Charlottesville alt-right protesters exempt from Godwin's Law
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Annabelle: Creation scares up $36 million for #1 at the box office, Dunkirk a stalwart #2 with $10 million. The Nut Job 2 is #3 with $8.7 million. The Dark Tower crumbles to #4 with $7.5 million, Spider-Man: Threeboot thudding to #7 with $6 million
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft has a cow after Consumer Reports pans and de-recommends Surface PCs for industry-worst failure rates, declares Surface the greatest PC of them all and HUUGELY popular with its customers and fans. Thanks, Donald
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump declares opioid abuse a 'national emergency'. I'll drink to that
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka compares North Korea crisis to the Holocaust. After all, the most horrible thing about nuclear war with North Korea is that it will never happen and anybody who says it will is in league with the Learned Elders of Koryo
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congratulations America, just 200 days into Donald Trump's Presidency, "Hawaii Prepares for Nuclear Attack" is a front page news story
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Piece of dental braces removed from woman's intestine after 10 years. Happy early-teen nightmares
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sinéad O'Connor says she's suicidal and living in a motel in New Jersey. Nothing Compares 2 This
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article declares mommy war not to be over. In related news: Apparently there is a mommy war
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Senate, with no other pressing matters, declares September 25th to be National Bug Day
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Syria prepares for 72 hour ceasefire. Oh, wait, sorry. *Baltimore* prepares for 72 hour ceasefire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the loyal engineers overseeing the Voyager probe as its mission winds down and it prepares to merge with a cloud and become V'ger
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nearly every one of Trump's cabinet attends bible study sessions with a pastor who regularly compares Trump to biblical heroes
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists going to explore 8th continent. Dr. Banzai prepares to go back to 8th dimension
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anthony Scaramucci compares GOP's Obamacare repeal effort to Lincoln's abolition of slavery
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow gives us all nightmares discussing how Trump can eliminate the Russia investigation
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani declares he's no longer on the short list to replace Sessions
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Pentagon study declares American empire is collapsing
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Well-adjusted sports fan is sending snailmail to ESPN SportsCenter anchors that critiques their diction and dress. He cares about the details, at least
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Wed July 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
St Pete mayor candidate declares that Obama was reparations and African Americans need to go back to Africa. In Pinellas County, this is known as the ultra-liberal position
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(The State)
 
 
 
Twelve-foot, 800-pound NOPE caught in SC lake. (with pic that may haunt your nightmares)
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mueller gives the go ahead for the Senate Judiciary Committee to interview Diaper Don and Manafort, popcorn shares explode
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan rushes back to Wisconsin to milk up that sweet flood crisis publicity... I mean, to console residents and show how much he really cares
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"We must stop ignoring left- wing extremism" declares Merkel's party after Reichstag fi... I mean G20 protests
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nevada declares 'state of emergency' after legal weed supplies run out in just one week
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle stares in horror at the sky as it approaches a month with no rain at all
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Wed July 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Britt McHenry fired from political network ESPN for being a conservative hottie. Fox News prepares a formal welcome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Auto Parts retailers' shares collapsing as investors realize you can't fix a damn thing yourself anymore. ORLY
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rarest sighting these days on college campuses? The liberal arts major
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Climate Central)
 
 
 
CO2 level continues to rise, no one cares
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no limit to how long humans can live. Other than the proximity of how close they live to the nearest Taco Bell
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Corey Taylor compares Chad Kroeger to KFC
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Iraq declares that ISIS has fallen and can't get back up
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(WYMT)
 
 
 
McConnell's healthcare bill will cause a loss of more healthcare jobs in Kentucky than anywhere else in America, proving once again that he cares more about party than his constituents
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Canadian court makes play for world domination, declares itself emperor of the internet
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds shares pic from first day of shooting 'Deadpool 2'
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Oroville dam now hit with lamprey invasion - "the stuff nightmares are made of"
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
World's third Dark Sky Sanctuary announced as New Zealand's Great Barrier Island. Australia's Great Barrier Reef prepares for influx of confused stargazers
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
At Iowa rally, Trump tried to sound a bipartisan note by stating that he would like to work with Democrats, and thought that what he was saying might make it harder to work with them. Then he proclaimed, "who cares." Well, at least we know he tried
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sears Canada shares drop on news it's preparing to seek court protection. SELL MORTIMER SELL
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Some Saul Goodman)
 
 
 
TV Academy declares "Better Caul Saul" actor ineligible for Emmy. No, not him. Not him, either. *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* Yeah, him
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
Boobies
 
Lea Thompson declares her ass as the first Marvel Queen. Thanks, George Lucas
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A year after $55M worth of Ethereum Classic was stolen and a majority of users decided to roll back the transaction and move to New Ethereum, nobody on either side of the debate knows who did it, and nobody cares. tl;dr: Smart contracts aren't
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Sat June 17, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball team unveils haunting new mascot to fuel your fishy nightmares
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Starbucks shares sink to 8th-straight loss after getting burned by yet another analyst
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Tue June 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sleep-tracking Kickstarter hit collapses, leaving all who invested plenty of nightmares
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Just an FYI, but Apple and Tesla shares are two of the biggest shorts in the world right now
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "Who cares what I think?" [crickets]
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
State police declares all Florida drivers to be hazards, making flashers redundant
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm back from my hiatus. New house. New job. New TF subscription. Nobody cares though. I don't even care. Yay Friday
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Godzilla VS Kong snares a director in Adam Wingard, best known for really low-budget horror films. So clearly, a blockbuster monster film is right in his bailiwick
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Tue May 30, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Amazon shares are now worth twice as much as the people of Walmart
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you ever try to play a board game but the instructions weren't included in the box? That's how the president of Hasbro compares the trade policies of Donald Trump
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