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Sun September 14, 2014
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Sunday MLB Baseball thread, the games start at 1:35 and who really cares, but there are still games left and Indian Summer isn't over
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
What scares The Doctor? Listen, and you may find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Two solar flares have sent magnetic fields to our planet -- and scientists aren't sure how they're going to impact each other. Here's everything you need to know about the coming end of the world
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama has now lost the New York Times editorial page: "Nothing attempted by his predecessor, George W. Bush, remotely compares in imperial hubris"
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS declares war on Twitter: Whoever loses, we win
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: US prepares for global warming. The bad news: By coming up with euphemisms for it
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Mon September 08, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Earlier this year, the community of SeaTac, Washington raised its minimum wage to $15/hr, which is why it is now a smoldering ruin where no one dares venture
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Fri September 05, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Hot young blonde reporter at Fox Sports reacts to allegation by sideline reporter Pam Oliver that Fox Sports only wants to hire reporters who are young, blonde and hot, declares she is blonde by choice, "not bc my boss told me to"
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(37)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons declares rock music "officially dead." OH WELL THEN
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(140)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The worst things Americans say while traveling abroad include: "Do you speak English?", "I love your accent," and "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
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Tue September 02, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Social media is the new Bush as President declares: "Things aren't that bad and I'm doing a great job. It's that darned Facebook messing with your head if you think otherwise"
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(345)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Communist bloc cloud yeller Fidel Castro compares NATO to Nazi Germany's SS and warbles on about some mouthpiece named John McCain, adding Che Guevara's image makes for better useful idiot T-shirts than Sarah Palin's
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(55)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Neighbor secretly takes pictures of firefighters doing something other than their jobs, shares it on Facebook and now suddenly the firefighters are heroes
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(123)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California declares waiting period for gun purchases unconstitutional
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(137)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(115)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
After years of painstaking research, Italian professor declares he can't find the G-spot. Will have to repeat experiment
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with 100 pound scrotum prepares for surgery. That takes balls
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(50)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
To compete with Google and Chromecast, Microsoft prepares to unsheathe new dongle and hopes you'll be impressed by functionality of such a small package
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(44)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boko Harum declares northern Nigeria as the Islamic Caliphate, just like ISIS has done in Syria and Iraq, and since Caliphates are kinda like Highlanders in that there can be only one, you know what that means: CALIPHATE FIGHT
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Sun August 24, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For the third year in a row, nobody cares that the Arizona Rattlers are the Arena Bowl World Champions
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(15)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Oil prices to rise drastically..who cares? They always fluctu...What? OLIVE oil prices? Nooooooo
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(67)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nixon declares curfew in Ferguson
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(1229)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New Hampshire governor declares state of emergency because real pot is illegal in New Hampshire
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(34)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
With release of major August updates to Windows 8.1 and Internet Explorer, Microsoft declares Patch Tuesday obsolete, humbly asks you to consider one Tuesday per month as "Update Tuesday"
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It should be obvious that if you catch your ex in the backyard shed banging your German Shepherd you probably shouldn't eat any food she prepares
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(94)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FWS declares butterflies endangered to stop new Walmart
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(24)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Rosanna Arquette, who is NOT the subject of the Toto song and hates when being asked if she is, but no one cares because the much hotter Cynthia Rhodes stars in the video. BONUS: Patrick Swayze is the dancer in the red jacket
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Sat August 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite recent stock market correction, Tesla shares are on fire
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(23)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Pre-Season Football Thread. Oh, who the Hell cares?
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to ban flights of European airlines over Siberia, causing a drop in the shares of their own carriers, which would lose fees paid for the use of these routes. Ta-Da
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Columnist belatedly discovers Minecraft, declares it the best computer game since "Elite" in 1984. Whatever that was
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(103)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Standing room only sections on planes could result in lower fares. Most U.S. passengers immediately qualify to be reclassified as "cargo"
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(39)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The Book of Love says that after calling your new girlfriend by your ex-wife's name you should promptly throw her pet raccoon against the nearest wall
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(55)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton prepares for the Democratic primaries by not visiting Iowa for 2,401 days and not visiting New Hampshire for 2,397 days
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Wed July 30, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Poker nightmares are made of things like this, second only to a thread full of "why is this on the sports tab?" questions of course
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia declares McDonald's to be "unsanitary and unhealthy"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tooth Fairy declares bankruptcy
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(34)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Stephen King calls on conservatives to treat immigrant children with decency and respect. Angry Tea Party demands to know why he won't let them sleep on his lawn if he cares so much. Truly a horror story
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Joy Behar compares Sarah Palin to Vanna White. Apparently one was paired with a rich, white ultra-conservative. The other was a candidate for Vice President
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ericsson shares jump on news of someone buying one of their phones
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(10)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
As Colorado's Supreme Court prepares to rule on same-sex marriage, let's visit the first clerk to issue a marriage license to a gay couple...in 1975
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Wed July 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann calls immigrant children 'invaders,' compares them to rapists like those kids she and her gay husband Marcus adopted
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(229)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
An animated day in the life of a New York taxi, showing where individual NYC taxis picked up and dropped off their fares. It's more compelling than it sounds
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(21)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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(6)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Creepy sports mascots: The stuff nightmares are made of
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(25)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Games Industry International)
 
 
 
Microsoft prepares for round of massive layoffs now that XBox 360 isn't something they have to support or develop new software for
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Upcoming Neil Gaiman Novel #34: Children's Nightmares Turned Into Photographs
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Sat July 12, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Are you ready for another breathless royal baby watch? Rumors to the left, "OMG Who the hell cares" pics to the right
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Sun July 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR declares that open faced pastries are the work of the white devil
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick
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(75)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
ISIS declares reconquista of Spain
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(149)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Introducing the 4 new Galaxy phones that no one cares about
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(46)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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(99)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The stuff that Jurassic caveman nightmares were made of: blood-sucking giant maggot found in China
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(26)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Jakarta celebrates its 487th birthday and declares "care-free day." That doesn't mean you can wander around on their lawn
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(24)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stephen King responds to author whose 2006 book keeps getting ordered by mistake on Amazon because it shares a title with his 2013 release. "I'm delighted for her, and I'm going to order her book"
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(59)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine Goths fly kites. Like anyone cares
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(42)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman: Who the f*ck cares what a bunch of damn centrists care about?
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(56)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina US Senate candidate comes right out and laments the fact that that blacks and hispanics are overtaking the state's "traditional population." In a related note, shares in dog-whistle manufacturers are plummeting
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Mon June 16, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As militants advance, the US prepares to evacuate Saigon. I mean, Baghdad
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(240)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish city prepares to declare homework illegal
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(64)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Trio of massive solar flares set to hit earth on Friday, June 13. I'm sure everything will be just fi
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(73)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rick Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism. "But I'm not talking about butt-chugging. I know that's different"
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(151)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Nobody cares if you're a 70 year-old woman who likes to watch porn and rub one out in bed. Unless you're a daycare provider and do it while you have a 4 year-old girl in bed with you, then people start to care
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(28)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets - Makers of Nightmares since 1955
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(24)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Top JFK Conspiracy Theorist suing over his right to peddle assassination cover-up wares in Dealey Plaza. Fark: Where DOES Dallas Police Sgt. Gorka fit in among Black Dog Man, Umbrella Man & Babushka Lady?
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(72)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George F. Will accuses Obama of flouting the law and going rogue, then compares him to Nixon for good measure
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(179)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Because Florida isn't weird enough, man declares himself a sovereign state
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(49)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Softball team wins the state championship with the rarest of all walk-off victories: A walk-off inside-the-park strikeout
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(45)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin weighs in on OMG WHO THE HELL CARES
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(145)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The teeth of nightmares
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(39)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
All but worthless junior mining companies send shares soaring as they turn unproductive mines into legal marijuana grow-ops
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(14)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are war criminals, declares Richard Clarke, counter-terrorism czar who worked for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld
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(107)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow compares being a celebrity trashed on the internet to being a soldier at war. Die with your Christian Louboutins on
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(102)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A opens its first restraunt in Canada. Gay man asked for comment, "Who cares? Chicken, NOM NOM NOM"
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(201)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Why is a mystery millionaire hiding cash around San Francisco? Who cares, FREE MONEY
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(27)
 
(Cinematallica)
 
 
 
Before there was the friendly candy-loving E.T., there was the much darker Night Skies, the Spielberg movie that never got made. See what could have fueled your childhood nightmares
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(37)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN compares 'Game of Thrones' to contemporary America. Spoiler alert: Arya is Miley Cyrus
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(54)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Japan declares new national holiday in latest attempt to prevent Japanese employees from working themselves to death. Seriously
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nanny city-state declares 4-foot-1-inch, 66-pound third-grader overweight. You better believe someone has a problem with this
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(133)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Isn't it funny how the government sold all of its GM shares right before GM started its massive recalls? I'm sure the SEC will get right on that
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(99)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung goes Full Derpublican; compares Apple to Muslim terrorists and then says they're about to fail like America did in Vietnam
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(41)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
NewsFlash
 
In response to growing domestic crisis, Thailand's military declares martial law. It's like regular martial law, but with peanut butter
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(68)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NH police commissioner who called Obama the n-word resigns, prepares for 2016 run
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(77)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Home Depot founder who compared Obama to Hitler, then apologized for comparing Obama to Hitler, now compares Obama to Hitler again
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(283)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Benghazi: Why Clinton's record as Secretary of State scares the bejezzus out of the GOP. Probably because their Secretaries of State tend to advocate war
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(74)
 

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