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| 5 features that we already know the Apple Tablet won't have, but really should (wired.com) | (115) | ||
| Mike Abramsky of Fanboi Inc. says the Apple tablet, even though no one has seen it, could earn eleventy hundred gillion dollars a year, extrude hip sandals from a special port, and provide intravenous lattes (news.cnet.com) | (78) |