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101 headlines found matching 'Apple'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: an op-ed in the Washington Post urging lawmakers to take immediate action on DACA and grant legal protections to "Dreamers". Fark: Jointly written by Apple CEO Tim Cook and GOP mega-donor Charles Koch
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
Apple, shall we say, faces problem of iPhone X users not trusting Face ID to work. Marketing confronts it by enlisting Apple-loving hipster to shave lumberjack beard, demonstrating Face ID works great before and after
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
If you've got a spare $5,000 burning a hole in your pocket, Apple's latest overpriced workstation will be available this week
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple is buying Shazam. Microsoft seen eyeing Black Adam
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Turns out all the fanbois who gave up on their iPhone 8s too soon chose poorly
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Papa Romano's pizza served with cheese, pepperoni, hepatitis A, and pineapple. Gross, who would want a pizza with pineapple on it?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple cuts a deal on its unpaid Irish tax bill, agreeing to empty its change jar *and* throw in a dozen phones as a sign of genuine remorse
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why is Apple farking up so badly?
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
To the left, the capitalist argument for breaking up Google, Amazon, Facebook, and Apple
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple files for a patent for a flip phone. Apparently there is still a market for those who actually want to have a phone to use just to talk to other people
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(BGR)
 
 
 
DJI drones are NOT spying on you and your neighbors for the Chinese Government. Also, install Kaspersky
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Apple to design power chips in-house as early as 2018 in its effort to beat Skynet to the punch
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Applebee's betting on $1 Long Island Ice Teas all December long to help shareholders, drunkards forget rough 2017
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Heads-up: If you own a Mac running the latest version of OSX "High Sierra", don't leave it unattended. Gaping security hole lets anybody log in by putting "root" in the user name field
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Sat November 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rivalry Week continues with The Iron Bowl, Georgia-Georgia Tech, Ohio State-Michigan, Clemson-South Carolina, the Apple Cup, and many more. Kickoff for this intense College Football Saturday is at Noon ET
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just like that annoying coworker, Google encroaches on Apple Danish
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some people hand out full-size candy bars for Halloween. Others hand out apples and raisins. The Mueller house handed out subpoenas
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently, alcohol infused donuts are now a thing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh god. Seven former female Staffers of Sen Al Franken have come forward to speak out and say ...*cringe*... "he treated us with the utmost respect," *peeks from behind fingers* Really? Well, alright then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pentagon retweets, retreats
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"So yes I do accept that apology. There's no reason why I shouldn't accept his apology. No reason to get congress involved. We're good. No big deal. You good? I don't see why we need to keep talking about this. I mean who brought this up anyway?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Celebs call for Franken's resignation. Notables include Tom Arnold, Antonio Sabato, Jr., and...Kathy Griffin?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We've now reached peak phone technology ... as more people are switching from smart to dumb
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple could invent Google Glass as soon as 2020
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
🍆 ?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sure, some of Apple's behavior is unethical, but I can't live without my iPhone and they don't violate iMorals, so it's all good, right?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not Siafe for Work (article is safe for work, link in article is not)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tim Cook's secret bolthole revealed. Snert
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The entire semiconductor manufacturing industry is estimated to be worth about $300 billion worldwide. So Broadcom's $105 billion hostile takeover attempt of Qualcomm is a pretty big farking deal
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Apple l0s 11.1 [?]sers ann[?]yed by [?]ser [?]nterface change that replaces three v[?]wels with [?]
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says if you can afford good coffee every day, you can afford the $1,000 Apple iPhone X
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Poop emoji: serious business
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Thu November 02, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: "Coding should be a required course in all schools." I agree, I had to learn Visual Basic in elementary school and that has never failed to impress
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(Abc.net.au)
 
Boobies
 
Apple AI has achieved the equivalent intelligence level of a 13yr old boy
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Improv Everywhere)
 
Video
 
IE proves that people will line up for anything... because Apple
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Tue October 31, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hitchcock and Romero used chocolate syrup, while Bruce Campbell and Sissy Spacek became hardened candy apples. This science of fake blood
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Neither does a drunk man with a rifle
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple and Facebook decide to open Xi backdoor to access China
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple fires iPhone X engineer after daughter's hands-on video goes viral
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will be entertained in Japan. Not by geisha girls or sumo wrestlers, but by the Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen singer
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Google's CEO promises to drop everything and fix: A) Search engine algorithms linking to fake news; B) Misogyny on Google Plus; C) A cheeseburger emoji
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting an iPhone X? Don't drop it. Apple has revealed how much it will cost to repair the phone if the screen is damaged ... and it's not cheap
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, grocery store apples
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Best Buy decides that they should charge $100 extra for the iPhone X because flexibility, which is Latin for "Fark you, that's why"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping delays for iPhone X hitting IV-VI weeks
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Starbucks releases Zombie Frappuccino to disgust customers, annoy employees
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper compares Trump to Joseph McCarthy; which makes sense as both went on ill-conceived witch hunts in an effort to prove a negative
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Try quickly typing 1+2+3 into the iOS 11 calculator app. If you don't get 6, you're using it wrong and you fail to appreciate just how much effort Jony Ive and his band of UX professionals put into making the keypress animations so agonizingly slow
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have reached the moment in our history when a news organization adopting the slogan "Facts First" and running an ad insisting on the existence of an objectively verifiable reality is seen as an attack on the President of the United States
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
An apple that doesn't turn brown after being cut or bruised? It's no longer a fruitless search
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Fake News will still be free
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Wed October 18, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft's new Surface Book 2 is a beast. Once again Microsoft is schooling Apple on what a modern laptop should be"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Citing improved subscriber numbers and stiff competition, Netflix to spend $8 billion on original content next year, surpassing ESPN. That's a lot of Sandler, Narcos, and hacky comics
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Markets reach new heights partly due to "Fat Apple"
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Sat October 14, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After being fined $773 million by Taiwan, $900 million by South Korea, sued by the U.S. Trade Commission and losing $500 million every quarter in royalties from Apple, Qualcomm goes for broke by suing Apple in China to ban the sale of its iPhones
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Like those $1 margaritas at Applebee's? You might as well drink water then
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple." Well, at least she didn't put the pineapple on top of a pizza
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Wed October 11, 2017
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"Hey Siri, how much better is Google Assistant than you?" "I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't answer that question"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I guess the crazy apple doesn't fall far from the crazy Senate. Or something...fark this - GOD BLESS 'MURICA *waves pistol around*
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientific study measures intelligence quotient of various AI systems, finds them to be between 20 and 50...at least that's what the AIs want us to believe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google to buy Apple
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple's Chief Design Officer has some advice for customers who experience problems with their iPhones: Stop misusing them. And what does misusing them involve? Using them, apparently
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Fri October 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes down Harvey Weinstein, Joy Behar, and Donald Trump. It's must-see YouTube
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Thu October 05, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple's new High Sierra "Show Password Hint" feature leaves one of those three words out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook's UK tax bill hits £5.1m, Zuckerberg says no problem, our new Russian marketing division will cover it
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Wed October 04, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google shows the same "courage" as Apple, removes the headphone jack from the Pixel 2 phone
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Self-described millennial explains why Applebee's deserves to die
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
FCC: "You need to activate the FM radio chips in your phones when there's a national emergency." Apple: "Um...you do know we don't have those in our phones, right?" FCC: *crickets*
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
And a salute to Johnny Appleseed, whose record for spreading seed stood for two centuries until recently broken by Antonio Cromartie
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Sat September 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cat like typing detected
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Turning off WiFi and Bluetooth in iOS 11 does not turn off WiFi and Bluetooth. It's a feature, not a bug
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Score)
 
 
 
The Red Sox used a Fitbit, not an Apple Watch, to steal Yankees' signs. Of course, that means the number of mission critical uses for the Apple Watch is back down to zero
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Gee, ya think?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Well Siri can see all your dick pics so it probably has the best idea why you're depressed
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple to block tracking cookies in next version of Safari. Advertising groups complain that this will make online ads "more generic and less timely and useful." Let us all bow our heads and lament the passing of timely and useful advertising
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Amazon and Apple, planning second headquarter campuses, have a message for the American cities hoping they'll pick them. Fark you, this is about us, not you
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The iPhone X hasn't even hit the stores yet and already they're selling gimp masks to prevent your partner from unlocking your iPhone X while you sleep
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Wed September 13, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Analyst thinks there's a scenario that could cause iPhone X intenders to buy Samsung phones. Subby thinks that it might rhyme with gold head glands
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Full credit to Black Mirror for Apple's chilling attempt at technological dystopia
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple's iOS 11 leak reveals they have re-drawn & animated the poo emoji
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why you won't buy Apple's new $1000 phone
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Sat September 09, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple's iOS 11 gold master has leaked and, along with it, details about pretty much everything Tim Cook and Crew were planning to hype next Tuesday, notably their new face recognition in the palm of your hand
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does your internet search history suddenly show an unhealthy interest in fish? There might be a reason for that
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apple and Amazon are both in a race to secure the rights to the James Bond franchise
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some kids in the UK that don't know that the chicken came before the egg
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Mon September 04, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The story of two janitors and the shifting labor practices at two top companies
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
For dessert lovers, this part of the calendar year is dedicated to fruit and dough treats
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Meet Evil BB-8
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple sends a strongly worded letter to the FCC in support of Net Neutrality
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Wed August 30, 2017
(moneyish.com)
 
 
 
New online calculator lets you see how rich (or poor) you'd now be if you'd invested in stocks like Facebook, Google, Apple, Tesla, etc... earlier. C'mon pick a stock ... any stock
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon and Microsoft join forces and march towards skynet and cyberdomination
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple complains 4K content is overpriced. Apple complaining about overpriced items, that's a new one
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Tech Briefs)
 
 
 
Next from Apple: AirPods 2, powered by iSweat
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Things ruined by millennials - #107: Applebee's
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study shows that people are extremely bad at recalling iconic logos for Apple, Burger King, Starbucks, Domino's, and other household names of Corporate America. Clearly more advertising is needed to correct this problem
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple autonomous vehicle, or Storm Trooper Death Ray roof rack option?
source: macrumors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 24, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa gives Apple $213 million in incentives to generate 50 jobs
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple buries a job application for an engineer deep in its website
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Apple is ditching fingerprint recognition on the iPhone 8, saying will instead rely on the unique smug in users' auras
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(DNA India)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is origin of all the tasty apples
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