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70 headlines found matching 'Apple'
Mon April 27, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Newser)
 
 
 
"We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch"
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apple Watch demonstrator accidentally buys an Xbox One
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(36)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember when Exxon was determined to be the next Apple? Us neither, but it happened
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(6)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sleeping on the sidewalk is fine, if you aren't homeless
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(83)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple Watch presale numbers may be as high as 2.3 million. Or not. We don't know
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(5)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One million Apple Watches sold in just six hours. Mostly to people who came into their store, saw a box that had the Apple logo and immediately had to buy whatever was inside
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(65)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
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(102)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, them apples didn't fall far from the jibbering whacko moonbat lunatic tree. With likely meme picture
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(136)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big Ang got her Adam's apple removed
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(38)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
Apple can't sell its new watch in Switzerland because some Swiss guy registered the trademark 'Apple watch' and 'Apple jewelry' 30 years ago
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(67)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Police raid classic pot and pizza parlor. Police point out that "You'd have to be high to put pineapple on pizza." (With Scrimshaw guest hosting for WTFark)
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Man shot when two motorcycle clubs get into a fight at an Applebee's. Wait, Applebee's?
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(95)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apple Pay is super easy to set up. So easy in fact, six percent of transactions are fraud
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(78)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Turns out that people don't actually want to use a phone to pay for things after all. Your move, Apple
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(118)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Al Gore [is on the Board of Directors of Apple, a company credited as having] invented USB [Type C]. Presumably on a MBP
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(50)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan's son proves that the apple can, in fact, fall very, very, very far -- billions of miles, perhaps -- from the tree
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(123)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Feeling patriotic? Enough to buy a Billy Bass that sings the Star Spangled Banner? Well, too bad. The best we can get is this self-wagging 18 inch replica American Flag that's a perfect decoration for your dinner table, right next to the apple pie
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Minimalist posters of vintage computer brands make us pine for a time when Apple was lame
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(22)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Network World)
 
 
 
It doesn't take a genius to see why Apple stores are disrupting the economics of shopping malls
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple is a threat to luxury watchmakers like Rolex and Seiko
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(115)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nine reasons only a tool would buy the Apple Watch
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese ALREADY making $38 knockoffs of the Apple watch
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's it like to wear an Apple watch? Well, for one, the smug is almost overpowering
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(70)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Good news - Apple's plan to brainwash us all might not be working as well as they'd hoped
source: ibtimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apple Watch could cost *puts pinky to mouth* 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Okay, maybe only 8000 Euros, but with the exchange rate, we're close. Right? 1 Million Canadian dollars then?
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(156)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Applebee's unveils revamped appetizer menu, which appears to have been artfully copied from Guy Fieri collection and slathered with sriracha
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(37)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Want to use Apple's new watch? Great, you've got 10 seconds. Ready? GO
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(69)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon, Apple, AT&T, Cablevision, Cisco, Comcast, Cox, DirecTV, Dropbox, eBay, EA, Facebook, Google, Groupon, HP, Intel, Intuit, Microsoft, Orbitz, Pandora, Qualcomm, Twitter, Verizon. 376 companies have banded together to fight Republicans
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(76)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Samsung: "In order to be like Apple, we gave up waterproofing phones and took away expandable memory and batteries." Apple: "Behold, waterproofing"
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(116)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
How Apple Pay is becoming a new platform for thieves
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(25)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the McDonald's apple pies are right behind the cash register?
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(59)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says the Apple Watch will make car keys, which are pretty much obsolete, obsolete
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(90)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apple getting nibbled by troublesome parasite that simply will not go away
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(36)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Apple will add seven new languages to Siri, which include Russian, Thai, Turkish. Will immediately come in handy for understanding the person on the Apple tech support line
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(20)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China drops Apple, Cisco, Citrix, and McAfee from official list of approved products for government procurement, recommends Ippel, Sizzko, Sitryx, and MacIffy instead
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(40)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple to spend $2 billion on new European data centers, but you could probably build them for less with parts from Newegg
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(59)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is being sued for hiring employees
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(31)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that has no idea of what its doing says that Apple has no idea what they are doing
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(37)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
How Apple is getting a $28 million windfall from Arizona, while they only plan on creating 150 jobs there
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(29)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good apples are not grown. They're scientifically engineered
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(55)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Without Jobs to invent new things, old-school Apple fans revert to gushing over Apple font history. "Even though it looks leaden and dated to our eyes now, in fact a little bit of Motter Tektura survives on every Apple product even to this day"
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First genetically modified apples that don't brown will definitely improve their core value
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(47)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple might be working on a general electric car to compete with Telsa
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(92)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
JetBlue becomes first airline to accept Apple Pay for snacks and fees. As opposed to United Airlines who allows passengers to pay fees by taking out a second mortgage
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(25)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple has finally killed the latest iOS 8 jailbreak in case you were wondering why your phone doesn't work today
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate is more American than apple pie because George Washington drank it for breakfast. However, disgusting as it seems, he added chili powder to the confection
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(138)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Cook digs between seat cushions of his office couch, finds $850 million to build solar farm to power Apple's new headquarters
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apple will come to a rest next to the tree today
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(59)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brands are not your friends. McDonald's will not help you move. Coca-Cola's feelings are not actually being hurt by twitter pranksters. Apple isn't going to sleep with you if you spend all night raving about the iPhone 6 on the Geek tab
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(201)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man buys thinnest, lightest state-of-the-art Apple MacBook EVER on eBay
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(55)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple stock hits all-time high of $120 a share. That stock exchange symbol is, once again, S-U-C-K I-T H-A-T-E-R-S
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(55)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple to buy the country of Lithuania
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(59)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple continues its death spiral by selling a record 74.5 million iPhones last quarter
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(86)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Neodymium magnets are the strongest available in the world, and you can crush just about anything between them. "Starting with an apple it quickly becomes clear that these are not the sorts of metals you want just lying around the house" (w/ vid)
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(64)
 
(Mason City Globe Gazette)
 
 
 
It's National Pie Day, so enjoy - whether you prefer apple, pecan, pumpkin, strawberry, or the exceedingly rare hair
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(129)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
The music industry's worst nightmare is nearly here: Apple and Amazon as content kings
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(26)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "That's not how any of this works," BlackBerry CEO tells congress that Apple and Netflix violate net neutrality by not making their apps available for Blackberry
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(86)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Why Apple has no interest in making its Watch compatible with Android just yet
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(65)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Apple camera patent suggests GoPro may shortly be Zune'd
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(76)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Apple to start manufacturing its own CPUs, probably out of solid gold and diamonds to justify the price of a Macbook
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(47)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(BGR)
 
 
 
Chinese smartphone maker that makes billions of dollars a year ripping off Apple complains that pirates are selling knockoff versions of its fakes
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(31)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Apple is now a more popular camera brand than Nikon
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(58)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
How can Apple regain its reputation for cutting-edge consumer products? By remaking the PowerBook Duo. Which was introduced more than 22 years ago and sucked as hard as any Apple product before or since
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(38)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just finished upgrading all your Mac's peripherals to pricey Thunderbolt-compatible devices? Boy, does Apple have a surprise for you
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(124)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
You can now get your Keurig to brew you a delicious Dr. Pepper Snapple. There's no way to write that sentence without mentally inserting the word 'disgusting' about three times
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(37)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Turns out it really is a feature
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(10)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
If Apple is "Today's Polaroid" and given that Polaroid's HQ in MA just turned into a Home Depot and Market Basket, Behold: the future site of Cupertino's new Home Depot and Market Basket, opening Spring 2034, 23 years after its founder's death
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(44)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Good news if you own property in Portland. The previous "cumbersome" tree code has been replaced by a "streamlined" 100-page version. You now need a permit to plant, trim, cut down, and probably pick an apple from a tree
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(89)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Finally: Apple caught copying Google. Fark: They're being sued for it because they didn't screw the public nearly as much as Google
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(62)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
This Macintosh guidebook from 1991 explained everything Apple users needed to know, with the possible exception of how it was possible to look smug while wearing parachute pants and a feathered mullet
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(49)
 

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