Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Criticizing Apple's app store will result in your app getting pulled from Apple's app store. Think different wasn't a suggestion  (kotaku.com)	(56)

		Apple iPad orders drop sharply over the weekend, should pick up about 28 days from now  (brainstormtech.blogs.fortune.cnn.com)	(216)
		Well, I guess they aren't necessarily *green* apples  (wired.com)	(27)

Apple COO gets $22 million bonus for doing Jobs' job better then Jobs, and without a turtleneck or that unpleasant douchiness  (macworld.com)

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(Mac|Life)

For all practical purposes, Apple's iPhone developer's agreement basically grants them ownership of every app you create. But it does let you sue them for up to and including the staggering sum of $50  (maclife.com)

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(Springfield Republican)		You know it's spring when the Cedar Waxwings return to the crabapple trees of Turners Falls. Eat your heart out, San Juan Capistrano  (masslive.com)	(14)
(Some Guy)		Is there hope for the future ... books outnumber games in Apple App store downloads  (lawprofessors.typepad.com)	(27)

Apple is proud to announce that from now on, its devices will not be maufactured by any child laborers or other abused workers  (news.smh.com.au)

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		Apple rejects app because having your phone quack like a duck is not useful enough to an average user. (So leave your phone home on the next hunting trip)  (gizmodo.com)	(44)
		21 apps Apple doesn't want on your 3.0 iPhone  (infoworld.com)	(100)

Analysts with too much time on their hands have come to the conclusion Apple hasn't "sold" 1 billion songs, because prior to 2007 songs were all coded with DRM, and consumers don't "own" those songs  (consumerist.com)

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71 year old grandfather of 9 wins Apple's billionth song download contest  (rollingstone.com)

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So Apple's Adobe-hate isn't the ONLY reason for not bring Flash to the iPad  (fastcompany.com)

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(Some Guy)

Forty Apple employees win free upgrade from Final Cut Pro to Final Cut, Go  (macrumors.com)

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(Some Steve)		Apple does its part: Al-Qaeda operatives, dodging drone attacks while listening to Britney Spears songs downloaded with iTunes, are in violation of the terms and conditions  (concurringopinions.com)	(13)
		Yeah...I need a #1 with a Coke and a Happy Meal with a cheeseburger, apple dippers, and a dimebag. What?  (press-citizen.com)	(76)

China quietly buying up stakes in major companies such as Apple, Coca-Cola, Johnson & Johnson, Motorola and Visa. How hard is it to learn Mandarin?  (nytimes.com)

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A third major publisher gives the finger to Amazon's $9.99 e-book price. Apple to publishers: come to iPad, we'll let you tell us what to do  (pcworld.com)

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		Theme: Apple products we will never see  (images.google.com)	(113)
(Techcrunch.com)		Apple may already have a bigger, faster, more versatile iPad in the works. Suck it, first adopters  (techcrunch.com)	(195)

Steve Jobs: Google's "Don't be evil" mantra is bullshiat  (wired.com)

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(WinSuperSite)

Programmer alleges that Apple innovated on his award-winning Mac book-reading app to produce iBooks. Steve Jobs innovatingly hired away all his designers and coders and copied all his bookshelf graphics without paying him  (community.winsupersite.com)

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(Some Guy)

Why whipping the public into a frenzy with hype is a bad thing for a company and it's products, herein dubbed "The Apple Effect"  (fiercemobilecontent.com)

(49)

		If you look really close at Tila Tequila's pregnancy ultrasound, the kid is already holding an appletini  (deceiver.com)	(35)
		6,561 photos add up to an incredibly awesome video. Enjoy "Bad Apple"  (techeblog.com)	(39)

It's your official Apple iJesus Tablet launch thinger fanboy douchebag discussion thread  (apple.com)

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5 features that we already know the Apple Tablet won't have, but really should  (wired.com)

(115)

(Drew)

Haiti fatigue, Apple hyperbole and the Fark Betting Line for this week. Plus some of Fark's favorite headlines from 1/17 - 1/23  (fark.com)

(26)

Mike Abramsky of Fanboi Inc. says the Apple tablet, even though no one has seen it, could earn eleventy hundred gillion dollars a year, extrude hip sandals from a special port, and provide intravenous lattes  (news.cnet.com)

(78)

News: Authenticated photos of Apple Tablet Prototype revealed. Fark: From 1983  (gizmodo.com)

(49)

The Apple Tablet that may or may not exist may or may not get its wireless from Verizon or AT&T, and said wireless may or may not be free. The only thing that's certain is that you're sick of hearing about it  (foxnews.com)

(25)

How did the SEC drop the ball so badly on Madoff and other scammers? Maybe because their system for managing whistleblower complaints makes an Applebee's suggestion box look like state of the art  (washingtonpost.com)

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You know that Apple Tablet everyone is drooling in anticipation over? Yeah, it's just going to be a 10-inch iPod touch  (pcworld.com)

(113)

		New York Times to charge to read their made up, radical, left-wing content  (engadget.com)	(61)
		Website that offered reward for proof of Apple Tablet and got cease-and-desist letter from Apple says the letter proves the tablet exists  (gawker.com)	(86)

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak proclaims Google phone as his favorite gadget as the iPhone fangirl inside me starts to sob  (gizmodo.com)

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ValleyWag is offering bounties of $10K and up for photos of Apple's upcoming iTablet. With that kind of money, you might be able to buy one for yourself - or pay toward your settlement with Apple Legal  (valleywag.gawker.com)

(22)

		The Googlephone is going to have a "killer app" that Apple can't seem to get to work on the Jesusphone  (gizmodo.com)	(87)
		Steve Jobs puts pinkie to mouth, says Apple Tablet will cost one...THOUSAND dollars  (gizmodo.com)	(300)

(WKTV)

In hindsight, perhaps going around table to table inside your local Applebees wasn't the greatest strategy in selling your stash of weed  (wktv.com)

(54)

Mugging victim knows that her iPhone is being sent to Apple for replacement by the mugger. Apple care? Not much  (consumerist.com)

(130)

Nokia has just decided that Apple is infringing on its patents in virtually every piece of hardware it makes  (reuters.com)

(52)

Apple stock surges on vague rumors of a new iThingy  (msnbc.msn.com)

(113)

(BBR)

After suing Verizon, losing, hiring Luke Wilson, bragging about being popular, blaming users, blaming Apple, and generally doing everything but improve their network, AT&T now to consider moving to WiFi  (broadbandreports.com)

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		Make $1million/month off Apple's iStore? Yea, there's apps for that  (pcworld.com)	(44)
		Christina Applegate sees Justin Long's PC  (3news.co.nz)	(41)

First they tried blaming the customers. Then they hired Luke Wilson. Next they threatened to go back to charging by the Kb. Now AT&T is blaming Apple for their network troubles  (consumerist.com)

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7 foods experts won't eat. Scrapple mysteriously missing from the list  (shine.yahoo.com)

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Judge Navin R. Johnson rules that OPTi be awarded $21.7M grab from Apple in patent infringement case  (theregister.co.uk)

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Apple in talks to buy music streaming service Lala. Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Po inconsolable  (bloomberg.com)

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"In 1872, the NY Times published two dozen letters on the subject of scrapple, a steampunk prototype for online food discussion. It's all there: the pseudonymous usernames, off-topic ranting, and preoccupation with pork fat."  (dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com)

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How to entertain yourself in Manhattan: Super-glue an iPhone to the sidewalk in front of the Apple store  (liveleak.com)

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Apparently forgetting that AT&T has disabled tethering on the iPhone, Apple launches ad campaign bragging about simultaneous tethering and voice  (businessweek.com)

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