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Headlines matching 'Apple'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(CNN) Ironic Attention all: Please join in this protest of Apple's working conditions in hopes to create an "ethical" manufacturing environment - sent from my iPhone  (money.cnn.com) (52)
(USA Today) Asinine Gasoline prices expected to spike 60 cents a gallon in next few months on news that Apple is getting all the headlines  (usatoday.com) (18)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (81)


Wed February 08, 2012
(CNN) Interesting "Apple's iconic smartphone has almost single-handedly devastated profit margins for Verizon and AT&T"  (money.cnn.com) (81)


Thu February 02, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious Apple to introduce the world's first $1200 iPhone  (nydailynews.com) (170)


Tue January 31, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Android handset makers stop worrying so much about competing with Apple... and start worrying about competing with Samsung  (businessweek.com) (55)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Telegraph) Sad Apple employees work in a constant state of iFear  (telegraph.co.uk) (166)


Sun January 29, 2012
(CBS News) Obvious You you own an Apple iProduct? Well, then you are a horrible person and you should feel bad  (cbsnews.com) (452)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting Mitch Daniels: "Steve Jobs created more jobs than Obama's entire stimulus." Krugman: "Apple employs 700,000 people outside the US; 43,000 inside of it. There's a reason for that, bud"  (nytimes.com) (153)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Reuters) Ironic Want to make money off a stolen iPhone? Try Apple customer service  (reuters.com) (29)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Apple lifts NASDAQ futures over its shoulder and starts dragging them across the finish line  (chicagotribune.com) (8)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Cool Apple invents a way to bypass the Texas Board of Miseducation's chokehold on school textbooks  (abcnews.go.com) (88)
(Some Guy) Amusing January 19 is National Popcorn Day so Your Candidate sucks, Apple products rule, global warming is a myth, declawing pitbulls should be outlawed, and circumcision ought to be mandatory  (popcorn.org) (131)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Ars Technica) Interesting Why the video pros are moving away from Apple  (arstechnica.com) (127)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine 49er fans intercept two bullets when a Saints fan shoots them at a Georgia Applebee's  (sports.yahoo.com) (80)


Fri January 13, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Mainstream researchers at Cornell have developed a new breed of strawberry with pineapple overtones, possibly saving us from delicious strawberry death  (physorg.com) (12)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious If you thought Wall Street salary increases were ridiculous, one new CEO's salary is 900,017 times that of his predecessor. OCCUPY APPLE  (9to5mac.com) (41)


Sun January 08, 2012
(ZDNet) Interesting Apple, RIM and Nokia giving backdoor access to their phones to India military?  (zdnet.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Stupid In the United States, there are more raped women than smokers of both genders. In other news, there has been a significant increase of apple tree growth, but the shortage of oranges continues  (significancemagazine.org) (595)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Judge to Apple: who do you think you are? The Church of Scientology? Information already in public domain cannot be sealed to the public, hence the word "public" before "domain"  (bloomberg.com) (19)
(The New York Times) Scary How well received is the new Windows phone OS? Apple hipsters are actually BUYING them  (nytimes.com) (82)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Gizmodo) Interesting Dammit, Apple, just buy all the TV channels. You'll still have enough left over for the Cleveland Browns  (gizmodo.com) (26)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Apparently Apple has become its own independent nation, as Canadian man uses his iPad in lieu of a passport to gain entry into the US  (news.yahoo.com) (46)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Apple infuriated that the British crown has the balls to knight a citizen of the UK and not the late Steve Jobs  (news.techeye.net) (63)


Thu December 29, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Weird Listen to Apple's Bizarre 1987 Music Record  (nbcbayarea.com) (7)
(Apple Insider) Spiffy Apple is going to patent your face so they can sue your butt off, or something like that  (appleinsider.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Amusing Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right  (appleinsider.com) (18)


Mon December 26, 2011
(News.com.au) Interesting Apple plans to use hydrogen cells in batteries for longer iPhone charge time. Good luck getting that through airport security  (news.com.au) (75)


Sat December 24, 2011
(C|Net) Asinine Samsung cordially invites Android buyers next time to go Apple iThing  (news.cnet.com) (144)


Fri December 23, 2011
(News Times) Sad Applesauce Acres Alpaca Attack leaves neighbors appalled, tongue-tied  (newstimes.com) (37)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Y'all be better off forgettin 'bout that Apple walkie talkie whatsis and just gettin a replacement dial fer yer kitchen wall phone. 'Taint gunna work. Now, you'n want a coke or sweet tea with yer chaw?  (foxnews.com) (18)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting What do Apple, Oracle, Microsoft, eBay and British Telecom have in common? Probably lawyers and certainly a hatred for all things Google  (fosspatents.blogspot.com) (18)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Slate) Silly So... just why did Apple name their new digital assistant Siri? A baby name expert has the answers  (slate.com) (86)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Forbes) Cool Apple Brings Jobs to Texas. Can't you just leave the poor guy in the grave?  (forbes.com) (55)


Fri December 16, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Ebook prices to rise under new agreement amongst book publishers, resulting in ebooks being priced above the physical book price. You can thank Apple for this  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (285)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Telegraph) Strange Angry Fruit God pelts English town with apples  (telegraph.co.uk) (41)


Wed December 14, 2011
(SeattlePI) Scary If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant  (blog.seattlepi.com) (263)
(The Register) Obvious Apple's founding contracts sell for $1.59 million, despite inferior performance to Microsoft founding contracts  (theregister.co.uk) (15)
(Smh.com.au) Followup Samsung thanks Apple for making its Galaxy Tab a "household name"  (smh.com.au) (82)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Spiffy 100-year-old doctor still makes house calls. Attributes his long life to unfiltered cigarettes, regular leechings, and a thimbleful of apple vinegar everyday  (news.cincinnati.com) (56)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Consumerist) Silly Senator demands Apple pull app that allows people to make fake, totally unrealistic driver's licenses. So if you want to be an Irish R&B singer/organ donor named McLovin, act fast  (consumerist.com) (84)


Wed December 07, 2011
(LiveLeak) Cool Samsung is either trolling the entire world, or is about to blow some minds next year. Apple reportedly scrambling to claim they invented transparency  (liveleak.com) (96)


Tue December 06, 2011
(MacWorld) Stupid Apple gives Samsung some helpful advice on avoiding patent infringement: don't make your tablets rectangular, black, thin, with rounded corners or flat fronts, or clean in appearance. No, this isn't from The Onion  (macworld.com) (202)


Sun December 04, 2011
(FNH) Silly If Food Network personalities hosted Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. "When apple pie is prepared a la mode, it is served with: D. poblano peppers"  (foodnetworkhumor.com) (36)


Fri December 02, 2011
(CBC) Followup Not only will apple juice kill you with arsenic, it will also make you fat. Fark's previous recommendation of substituting beer continues with additional oomph  (cbc.ca) (55)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Atlantic Wire) Followup Apple apologizes for Siri's pro-life bias and promises that next version with work with coat-hanger attachment  (theatlanticwire.com) (95)
(Network World) Interesting Why Woz isn't wowed by 'The Contract That Founded Apple'  (networkworld.com) (9)
(MacWorld) Cool Completing transition from "hot jogger chick with sledgehammer" to "bespectacled Orwellian overlord," Apple is expected to become the world's top PC maker in 2012  (macworld.com) (88)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MSNBC) PSA This just in: Apple and grape juice cause cancer. Consider using beer and wine as safe alternatives  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (54)
(McRumors) Hero Judges to Apple: eat a bag of dicks and DIAF, patent troll  (macrumors.com) (65)


Tue November 29, 2011
(MacWorld) Cool Sotheby's to auction Apple's founding contract, complete with signatures of Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs--and Ron Wayne, whose $800, 10% share he sold back to the Steves days after signing would be worth a cool $3.5 billion today  (macworld.com) (17)


Tue November 22, 2011
(PCWorld) Dumbass Apple profusely thanks and rewards a hacker who finds serious security flaws in the App Store. Just kidding. They threw him out of the developer program. Tag is for Apple  (pcworld.com) (55)
(Ars Technica) Interesting An Apple a day keeps infringement suits away  (arstechnica.com) (12)
(CNN) Asinine Proof that Steve Jobs is dead: Apple has patented an airbag in case you drop your iPad  (cnn.com) (30)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Samsung redesigns the edges of its Galaxy Tab to escape the Apple banhammer  (v3.co.uk) (66)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Engadget) PSA If you still have a first generation iPod nano, Apple will replace it with a non-explodey version for free  (engadget.com) (42)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Get down on the ground and do 100 pushups, you apple-knockin' jackwagons. Why? Because today is USMC day you maggots  (holidayinsights.com) (169)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Apple's "walled garden" is so well supervised that they approved an app solely designed to exploit code and send all your personal data to anyone  (tgdaily.com) (85)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Apple UI designer explains why touchscreens are the worst idea ever  (worrydream.com) (61)


Mon November 07, 2011
(The Inquirer) Misc Apple reiterates that the daylight savings issue is not a problem in the iPhone, it is a glitch in the spacetime continuum that should be fixed by the engineers that created it  (theinquirer.net) (60)


Fri November 04, 2011
(11 Alive) Fail Like three of those useless fat red birds, a trio of burglars tries and fails to break into Apple store  (alpharetta.11alive.com) (51)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Apple awarded retroactive multi-touch patents. Say good-bye to multi-touch on your Android device  (bgr.com) (144)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Gizmodo) Amusing Sure, it's great for Apple to have a legion of insanely devoted customers that will buy almost anything, but then you have to deal with rants like this  (gizmodo.com) (99)
(McRumors) Sad Apple CEO to employees: Macintosh? I thought we got rid of that when we introduced the iPad 2  (macrumors.com) (139)
(BBC) Amusing Pete Townshend takes time out from 'researching' child porn to blast Apple as vampires  (bbc.co.uk) (52)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy New Kids On The Block, Backstreet Boys announce spring tour, hiatus from Applebee's  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Gizmodo) Sad Due to errors in translation of how-to-copy-Apple memo into Finnish, Nokia's new Windows phones arrive with non-removable batteries and non-expandable memory  (gizmodo.com) (150)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Siri is unable to understand Scottish accents. Scottish users calling Apple to complain, discovering help desk employees can't understand them either  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)
(The Cambridge Chronicle) Dumbass From the state that brought you "911: lost in a corn maze" comes the terrifying sequel: "911: lost in an apple orchard"  (wickedlocal.com) (81)


Mon October 24, 2011
(MyFox Twin Cities) Obvious Problem: Minnesota needs manufacturing workers bad, but since it's flyover country and there may not be an Apple store for 100 miles, OWS protesters need not bother  (myfoxtwincities.com) (248)
(The Brooklyn Paper) Misc Burger Bistro Donut Burger contains chopped meat, American cheese, Applewood smoked bacon, a fried egg and a coupon for a nearby cardiologist stuffed into a sugar-glazed donut  (brooklynpaper.com) (32)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Boston.com) Photoshop Photoshop this shouting Snapple drinker  (inapcache.boston.com) (47)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Leftist Apple fanboys' heads asplode as Steve Jobs is revealed as having advised Obama he was headed for a one-term presidency unless he stopped shiatting on business and busted the teachers' unions  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting As BlackBerries turn out to be lemons, people start switching to Apple  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (53)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Google: "Neither Apple, nor Microsoft have any idea how to make a good GUI"  (electronista.com) (182)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Unlikely Apple's quarterly profits are up 54% compared to last year, but stock takes a beating after sales of year-old iPhone model fall short of analysts' estimated eleventy-gazillion  (businessweek.com) (31)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Gizmodo) Amusing Apple to Jersey Shore's "The Situation": "GTFO. No seriously, GTFO and DIAF." Amusing tag in place of missing Karma tag  (gizmodo.com) (71)
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Samsung sues Apple to block iPhone 4S sales in Australia, saying the originality is a patent lie  (stuff.co.nz) (152)
(C|Net) Amusing Apple's new Find My Friends app helps locate old classmates, college buddies, cheating wives  (news.cnet.com) (46)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Topless Robot) Fail Ten incredibly awful products Apple released on Steve Jobs's watch  (toplessrobot.com) (95)
(Mashable) Ironic IOS: It just works. Apple's update servers: Yeah...not so much  (mashable.com) (77)

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