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500 headlines found matching 'Ans'
Sat November 18, 2017
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently the Germans really really really don't like smartwatches. Do they know something we don't?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
No, there has not been a successful human head transplant. Seriously. We mean it. Here comes the (popular) science
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you get a call from your own number, don't answer it. It's not you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender politician Danica Roem, when asked to comment on her defeated homophobic anti-trans opponent: "I don't attack my constituents. Bob is my constituent now." How nice. What's Bob have to say about that? Look, he's written a lett...oh lawd
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
All politicians are horrible Sex Monsters. Vote Trump/Moore 2020
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
'About half the units I sold in Trump Ocean Club Panama were to Russians.' The project was "a vehicle for money laundering"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Grandpa's final wish granted: Bury me with two Pat's cheesesteaks. Fans of Geno's Steaks say that will send him straight to hell
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Shhhhh. SpaceX is sending up a double secret payload Friday. Launch window opens at 8pm EST, but don't tell the Russians. (video stream begins 15 minutes prior to launch)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller give us a reason to be thankful? Will Flippapotamus spill more beans? Will pressure mount for a Pence resignation? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm EST news dump)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Birmingham Young Republicans formally renounce their endorsement Roy Moore, leaving dyslexic Alabamans confused as to why the Mormons were supporting Moore in the first place
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
35-year-old time capsule found in Seattle's Space Needle. For non-Americans, around here, thirty five years is ancient history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
They tried to warn us about man spreaders but we did not listen. Farkers, share your stories of public transport nightmares
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger uses "Dilly Dilly" as an audible. Steelers put Titans in pit of misery
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Warped Tour to have its final full-sized run in 2018, plans to become the Slightly Disfigured Tour starting in 2019
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headline: Senators introduce bipartisan gun background check bill. Actuality: Would require states and agencies to produce plans for sending records to the NICS and "try" to hold their bonuses if they don't do their job
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Air Force contract means "safer air travel for troops" and by troops we mean generals riding around in business jets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin shows up in congress to visit RAND PAUL, and claim the answer to sexual harassment is for women to always be armed, did she notices the metal detectors she had to pass through?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Images of dogs with humans 8,000 years ago in sandstone. Human appears to be holding a steak
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(Some Tree Huggers)
 
 
 
Could we feed the entire population with organic farming? Short answer: Technically, yes. Long Answer: Not unless we stop raising livestock
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers and Big Ben be able to iron out the Titans or will DeMarco Murray and company knock down the the curtain and leave Pittsburgh with a win? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, starting at 8:25pm EST on NBC
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Donald Trump didn't actually tweet support for ailing Charles Manson; still no word on his DMs
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Article explains why everyone hates New England fans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey bans gay German film festival. Great, now where am I going to see films of gay German cowboys eating pudding?
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(Some Guy Who Is A Day Behind)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/15): The origin of the Cenobite-Joker-Batman, a vampire tries to stop global warming, someone is hunting down the Queen's ninjas, and a comic about fencing which we hope will answer the question of setting the posts in concrete or not
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The sight of angry white men destroying their own coffee machines seemed to be the perfect visual expression for Americans voting against their own self-interests
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter bans white supremacist groups
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A medical-marijuana dispensary will bring undesirable elements. Army vets with PTSD, you know, just give me a break, they can get over it. Women with breast cancer. They all have that cadaverous look and they wear those ridiculous turbans"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charles Manson reaching the bottom of the slide
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Wed November 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Plus-size retailer goes belly up after expansion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lamborghini delivers a special edition white-and-gold Huracan built just for Pope Francis, who autographed the hood and then sent it to an auction house to raise money for charities helping Iraqi Christians, sick kids in Africa, and migrant women
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Economics as a science isn't useless, it's that most of our decision makers, especially politicians, don't use it correctly, or at all
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Odd confluence of Lakers fans, UCLA fans, Ball family fans, and paparazzi swarm LAX to welcome home three college athletes accused of shoplifting in China
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Line up his tweets with what we now know of communications with Assange and the Russians and we realize he has provided a very sturdy length of rope
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Church of Satan says Christians just love pedophilia
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Tue November 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Borat' fans busted for wearing mankinis in Kazakhstan. Is not nice (Is NSFW too)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does the astonishing and heroic win of Danica Roem, America's first openly transgender legislator, over self-styled "First Homophobe" Bob Marshall in Virginia mean? We need *more* unrestricted money coming into campaigns, not less
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: Alabama republicans should write in Jeff Sessions for senate. Then President Trump could appoint a new Attorney General to fire Mueller. Wait, did I say that out loud?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baseball fans go batty as historic bats used by Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, Roger Maris, Ted Williams and Jackie Robinson all go up for auction. Bring your checkbook
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iowans find another way to maximize calorie consumption
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Keebler is still a liar, we had to reset the clock, Moore is still losing support but intends to keep on, and Senate Republicans are trying to nix Obamacare with their tax bill - 'cuz evil. It's your MSNBC thread, starts at 8PM EST
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 8000-year-old wine bottles in Georgia, no doubt under pile of 8000 PBR cans thrown on ground after last weekend's tractor pull
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine and 9 other Democrats strike agreement with Republicans to strengthen Dodd-Frank banking regulations. Did I say strengthen? I meant weaken
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The top 10 GOP politicians that have spent the most money at Trump properties
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just $380,000 in wire transfers to Russian Embassy with notes "for 2016 election"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans to include a repeal of Obamacare in their version of the tax plan
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If Americans weren't fat enough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions: It's not that I lied before when I said I didn't know about any meetings with Russians. It's just that I forgot I remembered about those meetings with Russians
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Three more people under investigation for sexual misconduct. Are they: A: Politicians? B: Celebrities? or C: Tenured professors from the psychological and brain sciences department at Dartmouth?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pence just wants to make it clear to everyone that despite being the VP, the head of the transition team, and despite receiving a letter from Rep. Cummings about Flynn, he had no knowledge that the entire campaign was a Russian front
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After a mass casualty event like Vegas, flow is king. That means more than putting two patients of similar size on one ventilator with Y-tubing and doubling the volume, but that also helps when your emergency rooom runs out of ventilators
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
15,000 people from 184 countries warn about a a dire future for humans if changes aren't made, compared to the 63 top people working in the White House and Fox News who say everything's fine
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Oregon concert venue bans blankets so security at entry gates can focus on preventing Vegas Route 91 Massacres, or something
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver bans declawing of feline fur persons
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Mon November 13, 2017
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Where can you find answers such as "boy toy" and "trophy wife"? If you answered Carter Woodson Middle School worksheet, you're on the short list for school administrator
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
University of Arizona making the world's largest mirrors for Giant Magellan Telescope. It'll see Martians 10 times more clearly than Hubble
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The answer to life, the universe and everything: 63
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What boycott? Attendance for NFL games have increases over the Veterans' Day weekend
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Border Patrol losing more agents than it can hire. That means we're winning, right?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cats only let humans think they domesticated them when in reality it was the other way around
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Takei: I blame the Russians
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Math teacher suspended and facing termination over misgendering trans student
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In the latest example of 100% pure STIGGINIT, angry Sean Hannity fans are posting videos of themselves smashing Keurig coffee machines after Keurig pulls its advertising over Hannity's defense of Roy "Hey, Little Girl, Want Some Candy?" Moore
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(Some Half Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the answer to this age-old question
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's getting so bad for college students trying to pay off their loans that they're turning to 'Sugar Daddies' for help paying for their schooling. Welcome to the real world of having to sell yourself out to get ahead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says politicians who mistreat women should step aside. Awkward
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 10 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Literally, nothing to see here as White House bans U.S. photographers at APEC Summit
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's a popular program that helps children and enjoys broad bipartisan support. So of course Republicans in Congress are killing it to score a cheap talking point
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite what every U.S. intelligence agency has concluded, after meeting with Putin, Trump says he believes he "means it" when he says Russia didn't interfere with U.S. elections
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Can fans sue an NFL team? Indianapolis Colts now susceptible to a fraud lawsuit alleging that they knowingly disseminated false information that Andrew Luck would play in 2017 in order to sell ticket packages
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby would like to thank all the veterans that are members of FARK. For you veterans, what branch did you serve in? What was your best experience or story from when you served?
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Secret plans for Trump's wall show it being built through churches, wildlife refuges, state parks, graveyards, and an RV resort
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Certain geographers in Kansas think the state isn't flat ENOUGH
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The deadly assault rifle known as the AR-15 was never meant to be owned by civilians. For obvious reasons
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa's transition to a white man is complete
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Just how bad is the opioid crisis in America? Police in Arkansas are warning customers to wipe off grocery cart handles due to potential Fentanyl residue. UPDATE: Debunked by Snopes
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Packers: You're not good enough to be on this team. Patriots: Haha, thank you morans
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the city's destroyed and the power plant is in full meltdown, as Black Bolt and Maximus face off with the Moon at stake in the series finale. Hopefully Lockjaw can be a good boy on another series (9pm EST, ABC)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
FIFA World Cup 2018 soccer ball has a microchip to connect fans' smart device, wake up spectators when someone actually scores a goal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lip-syncing app sold for $1,000,000,000. Subby is ecstatic at what this means for his 'how to tell if we're in a tech bubble' app
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Many C.K. fans who heard about the allegations were loath to believe that a man who could be so forthright about some of the hardest topics to parse comedically could have this other side to him." Wait, isn't that the same side?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter slams Republicans defending Roy Moore's pedophilia, demands to know how they sleep at night. And this is the guy who once recordered "She's Sexy and 17"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Family finds dog lost in tornado, good Samaritans pay his vet bill for treatment of flying monkey trauma
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe is about ready to hop in his Trans-Am an go whoop some obese, moranic, Cheeto ass
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"TweakerCam" creator gets ten percent of vote in write-in campaign, plans to start a political action committee. See how bad drugs are? Just putting them on camera turned him into a political junkie
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Veterans' Day weekend food thread: what is the ultimate, optimized, ur-dessert that you always take some of at a potluck or any other meal where it's present?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Transport Canada update: "Okay, knives are allowed again, but no baby powder"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The linked picture is a transparent excuse to post the goofiest looking images of politicians we can find. Let us come together as a community to point mockingly at them and laugh
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(NPR)
 
 
 
By stripping the healthcare from a mere 13 million people, Republicans can give an additional $338 billion to the rich over the next ten years. Think of all the jobs that will create
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says ignore the election losses by Republicans he supported, McConnell just has to resign. This like watching an over-the-hill rock star still touring
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tinfoil increases your wifi speed; decreases the likelihood you'll ever date actual humans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Banks will boost transparency and *uses air hand quotes* take fresh look at rules" says Federal Vice Chair in his new stand up routine
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Pretend Christian asks on Twitter what Christians parents are going to do to prepare their children for the horror that is a transgender woman being elected to office. Answers from actual Christians probably not what he expected
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Browns WR Josh Gordon says he drank or used drugs before every game. Browns fans: Welcome to our world
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(Heathline)
 
 
 
Not only does the linked headline follow the "question mark rule" (the answer is obviously "no"), but the article then went out and ate an entire box of doughnuts for breakfast
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Since student loans are too easy to pay off, the GOP has removed the interest deduction in their tax plan
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama town removes fluoride from water supply, increases stereotypes about toothless rural Alabamans
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Governor LePage looks a fool after Maine voters overwhelmingly support Medicaid expansion for the state
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
VA Democrats didn't just win the governorship, they also elected the nation's first transgender state congresswoman as well as an actual Democratic Socialist
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft's next expansion, which focuses on Horde vs. Alliance, has raids requiring base builiding and killing local monsters for gold and supplies before storming the other side's keep. So it's kind of like being characters in Warcraft III
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender woman beats senior citizen
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After learning of Mila Kunis's donations to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name, Republicans are boycotting Jim Beam and making donations to pro-life groups in her name
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren makes statement about Texas shooting as if she's a 'real Texan' even though she's only lived there since 2015. Native Texans not amused
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
White, male students are often called on last in college classes. Mostly as a time saving measure to get to the students first who have the right answers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long ... to the surprise of no one, least of all Lakers fans
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Starbucks plans to open Italian restaurants, so if you've been craving overpriced pizzas that taste like burning, you're in luck
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds many Americans still dumb
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Players from Alabama's 2009 Championship team were paid for signing autographs... which means nothing to the NCAA because they aren't Notre Dame, USC, Penn St, etc
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania State Rep who's going away for being part of an illegal gambling ring casts his last vote before his resignation: An expansion of legal gambling
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Drunk Uncle Bannon's protégée Julia Hahn has managed to outlast her fellow Breitbarters at the White House, transitioning to a communications role. But now, she has to convince Bannon and his alt-right racist allies a DACA deal is a good idea
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson would like some attention please, thank you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If Democrats were as good at winning elections as they are at freaking out over them, Congress would have no Republicans at all"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christians abandoning the Evangelical label because it's become synonymous with conservatives who call themselves Christians but follow none of the tenets of the religion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop may have promised the Russians a review of the Magnitsky Act should his father win the presidency
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel patrons: Oh Noes, gay marriage is being discussed by Christians in the pub. BANISHMENT
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like the first humans to the Americas came by boat so they could kelp themselves to its resources
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars may result in pedestrians' lives being easier and safer... One day we'll all think back to those crazy days when we let people drive cars. Imagine that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians not impressed with McDonald's new food taster service
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The biggest swindle in American history? College loans
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 9 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort pledges $12 million in assets to avoid house arrest so he can keep colluding with the Russians
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hawaiians troll Trump with "Welcome to Kenya" signs
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Wifi sensitives, rejoice; "building biologists" will cleanse your house from harmful wifis and microwaves
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(The Wild Hunt)
 
 
 
Pagans revolting as England cuts homeopathic and herbal "alternative" medicine insurance coverage
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain discusses why he visited legendary cronut creator Dominique Ansel for web series, reveals he has lost the war on pumpkin spice and will now shut up about it. "I sound like a complete curmudgeon at this point"
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
GOP fact sheet about tax cut plan refers to Americans earning $450,000 a year as "low- and middle-income" (link fixed)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GWB: "Wow, this guy doesn't know what it means to be president"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans groups want marijuana, not opioids, prescribed to treat PTSD
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it ever okay for comedians to joke about sexual assault?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Columbus's first "Indians," the Taino people, were bat-shiat...creative
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walmart shooter identified as a middle eastern man who had a stack of Korans and no furniture in his home. Incoming tweet calling for Gitmo and death sentence from the president in 3 2 1
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the raging inferno has now consumed the city and threatens the powerplant, as the Royal Family returns from exile to confront our hero Maximus. (ABC 9ET)
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
What should we do with Native American artifacts unearthed by a storm? Seemingly unrelated pic provides an answer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Speaker Ryan used emails illegally obtained by the Russian hackers in TV ads during 2016. *After* he was briefed about the Russians trying to influence the election
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says robots will replace humans completely, possibly in that creepy mechanical voice of his
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three conservative Republicans are about to file a resolution calling on Mueller to resign from the Russia probe because BENGHAZI. No, wait. Because COLLUSION. No, hold on. Because, um, URANIUM. Oh, Christ, you asshats are still on that?
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Musicians have superior memories ♫ Here comes ♫ the science ♫
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like artwork? Like helping charities? Farker running Island Dreams selling New Orleans/Mardi-Gras hand drawn trading cards for charity Looking to Farkers to make this project a success
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man takes to streets of Las Vegas wearing t-shirt with cool-looking foreign word on the front, is surprised to discover it means "Sisterf***er" and not "I love you"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 46, my partner is 35. We're married lesbians and have been together ten years. Recently, the sex has gone out of our marriage; she's happy at home, not cheating, but depressed at work. What can I do to get her to have sex again?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It. Was. The. Russians.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans think Trump committed a crime in regards to Russia. The other half don't think
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump plans to save BIG Coal by giving them an $11 billion dollar annual bailout, that will be paid by electric customers
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
A political pamphlet encourages voters to deport: A): The Blacks, B): The Jews or C): The Asians
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Even O.J. Simpson has too much self respect to watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justice Department has full confidence in the Russians who hacked the DNC
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Actually General Kelly, most southerners in the 1800s were ardent nationalists who were big fans of federal supremacy...until they lost control to the Federal government. THEN they started yammering about "state's rights"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chuck Norris takes legal action over his wife's illness, it means he is somewhere laying in wait ready to roundhouse kick you into traffic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans are renouncing citizenship at a record pace. Thanks, Obama
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rich Hill made sure that Yuri Gurriel got all the love he deserved from Dodgers fans
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay you armchair historians, which do you think Churchill messed up more: North Africa, Greece, or Cyprus?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just that most Americans think we're currently at the lowest point in US history
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mormonism, Scientology, Trump. Why are some Americans so gullible?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A secret sex dossier is out there and scaring politicians. Bonus: British politicians. Maybe the sheep can finally catch some undisturbed sleep now
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Impeachment is now a very real fear for Trump allies in the White House, a great relief for 63% of Americans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook: Okay, so we had a bit of a rounding error (again), turns out we let Russian propaganda and disinformation reach over 150M Americans, or "More than the number of votes cast in 2016". Like we said, small ooopsie
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Non-smokers given extra paid time off to compensate for smoke breaks in one Japanese company. For Americans, 'paid time off' is when you get paid for not being at work
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but it looks like the "professor" that Papadopoulos met with to coordinate a meeting with the Russians isn't really a professor. Great, now I don't know what to believe in. Next you'll tell me the cat is a spy
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Have you had a blood transfusion? Congratulations, you probably have Alzheimer's
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Elderly Arkansas woman shoots, kills 19-year-old home intruder
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Some Schmunk decided the best way to transport a kid's swimming pool would be on top of the mini van. With a child inside it. But don't worry, he was strapped into the pool
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the Cavaliers have gone back to being a normal Cleveland team exactly, but the last three games they have lost to the Nets, the Knicks and the Pelicans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The average Californian drives 14k miles/year. If they average 20mpg they will use ~700 gallons of gas. 700 x .12 = 84. $84 per year is apparently enough taxation to cause a political upheaval. Perhaps Americans ARE too stupid to govern themselves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Connor McDavid is "scared of spiders" and "can't parallel park." Signs held up by opposing fans, or ESPN "article"?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell won't let bills protecting Mueller on the floor of the Senate. Go f*ck yourself, Mitch. Signed, "Americans who are not traitorous pieces of shiat"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Possible shooter in a car running over pedestrians and then hitting a school bus very close to subby in Downtown Manhattan. Multiple injured
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
So, is this the right time to note that at the time the Russians reached out to the Trump campaign, there were still three Republicans vying for the nomination, but the Russians only contacted one
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Not only are CO2 levels at record highs, but now methane levels are rising, too, spelling disaster for humans in the fart-flung future
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Earthquake research in the Pacific Northwest faces many challenges: struggles for funding, difficult science, seismic activity caused by Seahawks fans
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans psychic does ambush readings on the street. Nobody saw her coming
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The Texans are riding high with the runaway favorite for rookie of the year. So, obviously they should trade their pro-bowl left tackle for a nickel back and a 5th round pick because he was angry about the owner's "inmate" comments
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Some unanswered Stranger Things 2 mysteries - apart from the one about what the Fark the creators were thinking with Episode 7 (SPOILERS INSIDE)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Astros manager AJ Hinch denies hotel barfight with Dodgers fans after last L.A. game, would-be marshmallow salesmen can uphold SoCal baseball tradition with nightcap at the Langham Tap Room
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston says of President Trump, ya gotta cook with the one you elected
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Papadopoulos was likely wired. This should be fun. Oh, and Russians told him they had thousands of Clinton Emails. Three months before Wikileaks released them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Broncos pony up and get a win? Will the Chiefs tomahawk chop their way through their rival? Are YOU ready for some football? LIVE from Kansas City, THIS is your Monday Night Football: Broncos vs Chiefs thread (Kickoff @ 8:30pm ET on ESPN)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists try to find answer to why people keep seeing ghosts. Face of Jesus burnt into toast unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plans to name German high speed train after Anne Frank cause uproar, likely due to people worried about it disappearing somewhere in the Pacific Ocean
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what is just turning out to be a banner day for the Trump White House, a U.S. court has barred President Trump from changing the policy allowing service of transgender persons
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump, translated: There is MUCH COLLUSION
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Let us all pause for a moment of silence for the brave soldiers and civilians who gave their lives 79 years ago today to protect New Jersey from a large scale invasion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
FBI is now looking into a whole bunch of wire transfers involving Paul Manafort
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Let's see which politicians' attempts to bribe Amazon have been most pathetic...and here's Chris Christie with $7 billion in corporate welfare and a picked-over tray of cannoli
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Worry not humans, when the robots rise, take your job and destroy your life, some of you will be spared. SOME
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The more they tighten their grip, the more Republicans will slip through their fingers
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 8 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Women are beginning to open up about sexual abuse and harassment. Now is an excellent time for A) taking a good look at our behavior and attitudes toward women, B) discussing changes in the workplace, or C) holding a Roman Polanski retrospective
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama: If a for-profit "college" scammed you, your student loans are forgiven. Trump: Fark you, pay me
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's attorney calls McNair remark "smoking gun for collusion." Obviously, his distasteful metaphor was an attack on decent, God-fearing, pro-NRA Texans. People need to watch their choice of words
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Original architect for the Disneyland Haunted Mansion says Walt Disney told him his concept was too scary. And that's how he got assigned to the It's a Small World ride. AFTER ALL
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"The other nuts, they fear pecans. Because we are superior to them"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, The train station is completely engulfed in flames and threatens the entire business district as Gorgon and Karnak confront Maximus's lackeys. Meanwhile, Lockjaw discovers he just may be a good boy. (ABC 9pm ET)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Headline: "These giant robots can pick strawberries. What does that mean for humans?" Well, humans are probably easier to grab with a robot's huge metal claws
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do Romanians like garlic so much? Because they look thinner from a distance
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Australian politicians who can't take a joke want to outlaw satire - that's the joke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paralyzed reporter walks again with the help of robotic exoskeleton, plans to clean up the streets of Detroit
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Tune in to hear Our Dear Sarah explain how the REAL Russian scandal is all about Hillary Clinton. Stay to hear her other lies and nonanswers. White House Press Briefing thread. (Scheduled for 2:30 PM EDT for now)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
God bless the anti-Trump republicans; they know that which will kill us
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Getting a sex change is all fine and good, however having it done in a motel room by an aircraft engineer who answered your online ad is another thing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hahahahahahahahaha. Trump promises great transparency. Hahahahahahah
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
When discussing NFL anthem protests over racial inequality, Texans owner compares players to inmates. Yes, really
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bureau of Labor Statistics projects that demand for health care workers will exceed job losses amongst truck drivers and retail cashiers, so at least the mathematicians and data analysts have nothing to worry about
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. bishops release translation of exorcism rituals so fast that it would make your head spin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump delays release of hundreds of remaining JFK assassination documents, bowing to national security concerns. What concerns? Oh, Wait, some guilty politicians are still alive
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bud light sales slip as Americans discover seltzer water
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What does it mean in this era of hating Muslims when Americans are trying more Islamic food? Halal if I know
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Democrats joined with Republicans Thursday to thwart bump stock ban in Illinois. Checkmate, gun grabbers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone is making a federal case out of Hillary's paying Russians for opposition research
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he'd rather not Tweet, but he has to show Americans the truth
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
You keep using that word "sale". I do not think it means what you think it means
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at why Trump's team of deplorables was such easy prey for the Russians
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Which of the Ten Commandments do modern Christians think are rather gauche?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Catholics and Lutherans celebrate divorce
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia plans to build a $500 billion mega-city. Costs will break down to $1 billion for the buildings and $499 billion for the air conditioning
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Gaga fans outraged by poorly made wax figure in Lima, Peru. Which begs the question: which picture in the article is wax?
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals coach Bruce Arians: "Despite what you've heard, I'm here for the long haul"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Parent angered by weed delivery service flyer left at her home. Well, maybe little Suzie and Jimmy won't need to get high if you stop letting the Kardashians and $#* My Dad Says raise them 24/7 oh and btw HOLY CRAP WEED HOME DELIVERY
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A lawyer who President Trump nominated to be a federal judge once likened the treatment of Christians during the Obama administration to that of people in Nazi Germany". No joke, other than this guy will be on the bench for the rest of his life
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
When Kimmie says literally, he MEANS literally, and has the nukes to back it up. Or so he says, as sabres continue to rattle
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Californians' urine now includes increased herbicide levels in addition to increased herb levels. Like, just let them fight it out, man
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Here's info on the latest ransomware outbreak: Bad Rabbit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two people shot dead at Louisiana's Gambling State University. Oh, wait. Grambling. Subby has to change his higher education plans
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Who would have bet that the expansion Las Vegas Golden Knights have the best record in the NHL so far?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In new poll, both Republicans and Democrats believe their side is losing. Which is an indication that maybe they shouldn't focus so much on "winning" and maybe focus on the United States
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Who would burn a 15 ft teddy bear to the ground? Canadians. EVIL Canadians. Probably drunk evil Canadians, too
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Americans are so diabetic that a new Type 3 diabeetus had to be defined
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actually, the Republicans came up with the dossier, the Clinton campaign just continued paying for the research after April 2016. But hey, you keep ignoring the fact that most of the content has been verified. Ooga booga Clinton
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republicans continue to drain the swamp by making it harder for consumers to sue banks. Thanks, Pence
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 8-year-old daughter and I have deep, honest discussions about a range of topics. Recently, she asked what sex is; I was stumped and couldn't answer. Do I tell her all the good things and bad things? Is there a book I can give her?"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Foolish humans ruin a game of shark volleyball
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And here's Sebastian Gorka stating "black Africans are killing one another by the bushel in Chicago"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
New Discovery provides evidence that humans hunted woolly mammoths with spears tipped with mammoth ivory and bones. Dude, that is SO Metal
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Majority of melanin deficient Americans feel they're discriminated against
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Eagles fans are still assholes
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In yet another blow to the retirement planning efforts of lower and middle class Americans, the cost of a Mega Millions lottery ticket is about to double
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Sexy Halloween costumes for dudes - with a New Orleans flair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yesterday, it was Depeche Mode. Today's transportation woes caused by a Flock of Seagulls. 80's bands trifecta in play
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
The networks hated "The Dukes of Hazzard." The fans loved the General Lee more than the stars themselves. And the famous hood slide was one big mistake
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chargers blank the Broncos. Broncos fans at least showed up for the game
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Weinstein assistant breaks NDA, spills the beans
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson guitarist Daisy Berkowitz dead at 49. I hope his mourners have enough black clothing to wear to the funeral
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals promote Shildt to bench coach, hoping he won't hit fans
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Australians
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fans wonder how 'Star Trek Discovery' will ever sync up with the rest of the Star Trek universe timeline. Easy: The last scene is a shot of Captain Kirk waking up in his quarters realizing it was all just a dream
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(Harper's Magazine)
 
 
 
A concise history of Trump's view on veterans
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Low-rent British burger chain Wimpy won't give up Tuesday for a bankruptcy today, plans ambitious comeback to battle multinational fast-food giants with power of patriotism
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Married celebrity chef John Besh accused by 25 women of being Harvey Weinstein of New Orleans restaurant world
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Good Morning, fellow Palestinians. Good Morning, automated Facebook translation service. Good Morning, Israeli police
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Lara Trump goes on Fox News to defend Trump, accidentally reveals that there is a transcript of the call, something the White House has denied, and that it tracks pretty closely with what Rep. Wilson said
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
WH Press Secretary wants to know what you will do with the $4k raise you will get from corporate tax cuts. Subby plans to buy a unicorn
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is gobsmacked, GOBSMACKED I SAY, that the Democrats have outraised the Russians in political contributions
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans are retiring later and dying sooner. But at least they're sicker too
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After five excruciating quarters, the Falcons finally scored against the Patriots. 51 unanswered points by the Pats (the Falcons scored a TD to answer the last Pats FG)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to give up your road rage shenanigans when you run over yourself with road rage
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What happens when self-drive cars meet New York pedestrians?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
California Republicans go all-in for Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fast food study reveals Americans don't eat on Sundays, cows are happy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another day, another millennial-bashing article from NYP, which is now raging against millennials who eschew modern life by living in vans. "These dirtbags sure are giving a lot of people like me road rage"
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Junior's mayo slinger is working, Truex is planning to stink up the show, and someone's championship hopes will be dust in the wind after the NASCAR Spare Change Cup Series leaves Kansas and the Hollywood Hogan Casino 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 7 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers )
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling nostalgic for a simpler time of skinny ties, Members Only jackets, checkered Vans and synth-heavy music. This week we're looking for the best of New Wave as we remember the '80s
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After roller coaster season of 2017, Cubs fans demand better beer prices at Wrigley, where a small Budweiser goes for $10 and up. "In here, you almost feel like you have to have a beer. It's punitive"
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Back in the 1970s, before the NFL figured out fans would pay big money for authentic jerseys and cheap hats, their fan merchandise was as funky as the 1970s. Come for the helmet lamps, stay for the Roger Staubach action figures
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Sat October 21, 2017
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Afraid to share a bathroom with a trans person? Laura Ingraham says that Depends
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dee Snider really REALLY hates non-metal fans wearing vintage metal t-shirts, but apparently ranting on twitter is so #metalhorns
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Grab some caffeine and try to stay awake. The Nascar Xfinity series visits another 1.5 mile track for the Kansas Lottery 300 at 3pm ET on NBC
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Sunburst shows up for a visit and finds he has more in common with Twilight than Starlight. Will there be wacky shenanigans? Murder? A threesome? Find out on My Little Pony - Uncommon Bond this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texans who pleaded for hurricane relief after Harvey, on Puerto Rico: "They should stay where they are and fix their own country up. Lack of responsibility is not an emergency on my part"
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri prepared to transform the Arch into a Stargate for Amazon
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the train obliterates the station as Black Bolt and Medusa reunite the royal family. Meanwhile, on the moon, Maximus takes up go. (ABC 9ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo asked the UK's statistics agency if Trump was right to blame an increase in crime on terrorism. 'The short answer is no. There is no long answer'
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Let's have a look at some of the new DNC at large nominees: We have 10 lobbyists, including some from News Corp, Citgo, and Citibank, a couple of disgraced politicians, and Donna Brazile for a spot on the rules committee
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you start seeing some slightly chubby guy digging a long hole in Maryland, don't worry. It's just Elon Musk up to his old Hyperloop shenanigans again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This summer, you couldn't have laptops in your carry on. Now the FAA wants to ban laptops in checked bags. They should just stop transporting passengers, it's much safer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
US Marine: civilians don't understand that we are locked in what we've termed the Forever War, and a bigger issue than adherence to the rituals for fallen soldiers is the pointlessness of their deaths
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Astros bench coach Alex Cora to be named the new Red Sox manager after the ALCS. He will soon find out that Red Sox fans are far less forgiving than Astros fans
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thong jeans hit the runway and you clicked. I think we're alone now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A British Medical Journal study allows you to be a jerk on public transportation
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Former cop charged with manslaughter for killing his daughter's non-white boyfriend, claiming that he feared for his life when he saw a black person offering a handshake
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Japan's work culture is so intense, people in the 1970s invented a word that translates to "death by overwork"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
No longer confined to the coasts, K-Pop infiltrates the heartland and inflames the hearts of real Americans. "We were within arm's length of people that we idolize. We went from being just fanboys and fangirls to going on beer runs for the idols"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The inconceivable story behind the "Princess Bride's" amazing swordfight atop the Cliffs of Insanity. Subby, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
McCain wants answers about Niger, oh and a strategy, or a plan, or some reason why men had to die would be nice, too
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Today's question for those who felt we shouldn't rebuild New Orleans because it was flood prone: Should we allow people to build homes in areas prone to wildfires?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Gay people in uniform create 'moral confusion' among evangelical Christians, forcing them to harass women. And for some reason, my gaydar is pinging away like crazy right now
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's how mosquitos suck your blood and escape without you feeling their presence. Very similar to dealing with politicians
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
People in one neighborhood come together to raise an orphaned deer. Up until the day wildlife agents shoot it because it lost its fear of humans
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
New law in Alabama bans Muslims from riding the bus. Wait, did I say Alabama? I meant Quebec
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Every day, thousands of Tennessee fans are abused, neglected, or abandoned. With your help, they can get a second chance
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Wed October 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Jaguars waive placekicker Jason Myers two days after he hooked two 54-yard field goals in a loss to the Los Angeles Rams. Jags fans seen jumping for joy
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Jayhawks football fans horrified that their school's game vs. TCU will be broadcast on Fox Saturday primetime, mostly because there are too many gruesome murders and bodybags on primetime TV already
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts businessman says, "I was duped, I am an idiot." Reason: A. Ransomware, B. Phishing, C. Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Franken in response to Jeff Sessions' assertion that he had no communications with Russians during 2016 campaign: Not being able to recall what you discussed is different than saying you had no communications. The ambassador from Russia is Russian
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling shows the Democrats hold a 16-point margin over Republicans on the generic ballot spelling doom for the party in 2018
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Fantasy writer takes a break from not working on masterpiece to lie to fans before resuming internal debate on which beloved character to kill next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Trump Nominee Says Stupid S*it" we have Jeff Mateer, who claims religious crackdowns by Nazi Germany were just like treatment of Christians today
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How the Russians pretended to be Texans and Texans believed them
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers have signed 6-foot-3, 232-pound rookie quarterback Jerod Evans to the practice squad
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some examples of Trump's "Impenetrable Border Wall" have been erected outside Tijuana. Mexicans are, to put it delicately, unimpressed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
President Trump plans to disgrace the USS Arizona Memorial in November
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Americans With Disabilities Act may not have any legs to stand on if Congress gets its way
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The alt-right has no idea what to do with white women. Hopefully that means they'll never reproduce
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Hero EMT saves civilians when officer has a panic attack after firing seven rounds at an unarmed man. With bodycam "goodness" embedded (warning, autoplay.)
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A transgender player is blocked from playing in the Australian Football League women's division and for once a transgender activist believes that was the correct decision
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
One never knows what they'll find at American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists Museum. "Those are salad tongs. Just kidding. That's a lifter. For a uterus"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans displaced by hurricanes and insulted by Trump are moving to Florida, a swing state
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's 50 picks to have lifetime appointments to the federal bench include a man who asserted transgender children were evidence of "Satan's plan," one deemed unqualified by the American Bar Association and a handful of "prolific bloggers"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein plans to keep making movies, because like Judge Judy, he can simply switch companies. Of course, Judge Judy isn't physically raping litigants, but hey
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hope you didn't have plans for the 2024 total solar eclipse. Or the 2020 election Or the midterms. Or New Years Eve of this year. Or Christmas. Or Thanksgiving. Or maybe even Halloween. "Scary" tag not nearly scary enough
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Air Force general says "we'd be dumb not to fly" on SpaceX reused rockets. That sound you just heard was the retirement plans of thousands of colonels going splat
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings rookie tells unvarnished truth to the local fans: In-N-Out Burger is overrated, "just not good"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders predicts Trump will be so successful in the remainder of his term that Americans are "going to be begging for four more years of President Trump." 'Unlikely' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Republicans too fixated on lowering taxes for wealthy, yeah, it's the national review
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Guys, whatever you do, you shouldn't call him "Russian Roy". Apparently Russian Roy doesn't like it when we call him Russian Roy because of all the Russians helping Roy win
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles
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Mon October 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"The group that counts among its current members Roman Polanski, Bill Cosby, and Mel Gibson has found the one guy who treated women badly and kicked him out. So, congratulations, Hollywood," John Oliver says of Weinstein's expulsion from the Academy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President signed law that unbeknownst to him effectively hindered law enforcement from punishing big corporate donors to both Democrats and Republicans. A law they had sought for years. No, not that President
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