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500 headlines found matching 'Ans'
Sat December 10, 2016
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Farkers who want to leave their mom's basement and also enjoy asking politicians embarrassing questions, Mediaite has the job for you
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Forget Villanova, UCLA and Kansas. The biggest question in NCAA basketball is if Central Michigan's Marcus Keene will be college basketball's first 30 ppg scorer in 20 years. And by the way, he's only 5'9"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember that film Al Gore made in 2006 that said sea levels would rise 20 feet in the next decade and hurricane activity would double? Well, he used the proceeds to buy a beachfront mansion, but private jets are expensive, so he's made a sequel
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There are now three Arkansas representatives voted into office as Democrats who have switched allegiance and become Republicans. "This is not a decision I made lightly"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey suggests trapdoor spider populations are declining in southern Australia, but it could just be that a lot of them didn't answer the door
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Following a heart-breaking, 21-13 loss in Kansas City, Oakland Raiders fans show the class and sportsmanship of true champions. Nah, I'm just kidding. They started a pier-6 brawl in the nosebleed section (w/ video, Not safe for work language)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fired cop had tried the 'I'm not racist you are racist defense', plans on contesting firing probably by saying that it is intolerant to not allow his intolerance
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Mysterious device found all over Ancient Rome baffles everyone except Ancient Romans
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West comes out of hiding, sees shadow, which means six more weeks of douchebag behavior
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans' Obamacare repeal includes a big tax cut for rich people. The Obvious tag died from an uninsurable pre-existing condition
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arkansas court rules that two women can't be listed on a birth certificate even if they are sisters
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ceasefire in Aleppo means continual bombing apparently
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans: 'it was a tough election but its over. y'all need to calm down, be reasonable and lets get back to work and put this country on track. Alex Jones: 'Hillary raped, murdered, and chopped up TONS of kids go get her guys'
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Congratulations Trump, the Republicans want to do lots of unpopular stuff and blame you for it. You are a political genius
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's been a while since a meeting between these two means something. Will Derek Carr be the star here against the tenacious Chiefs' D? Or will the Chiefs pound them in? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't make plans for the year 5000002106 as that's when our sun is likely to turn into a red star and devour the solar system
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Republican Senators tackle the biggest issue of the day and settle it once and for all - the battle over who has the better cheese dip: Arkansas or Texas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Obama administration is concerned about the slow pace of Trump's transition. Almost like he was ill-prepared for it or something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans to Democrats: You either give up minimum wage increases or we get to keep farking that chicken
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans prepare to celebrate complete takeover of US government with massive infighting and chaos. Lindsey Graham: "It's gonna be a real bloodbath"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember Jets fans, it can always get worse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Slow Motion Christmas -not safe for elf on the shelf or egg nog fans
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: if you spread fake news you are going to Hell. All of America after 4 weeks of Trump's "transition": yeah we know, we know. Already well on our way, thanks
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(The Local)
 
 
 
The "ugly Christmas sweater", cool for being anything but cool, has now crept into German culture from overseas. Germans now wonder if that does make it uncool once again. Cool first world problems
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
McDonald's to reboot McCafe concept, plans to challenge Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts with posher coffee. "The typical McDonald's diner is a low- to middle-income consumer and not adventurous when it comes to coffee"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where they got the idea for Looney Tune's "ACME" Corporation? The answer will hit you like a falling anvil
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks 'old friend of China' Iowa Governor Branstad as U.S. ambassador to China. Move will hopefully quell that whole Taiwan phone call thingy between Trump and China
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Chief for the F-35 tester has a message: The Pentagon's answers to McCain's questions on F-35 progress are somewhere between white lies and whoppers
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles decide that they're not interested in Jose Bautista because: A) he strikes out too much. B) he can't hit in the clutch. C) "our fans don't like him"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition staffer who met with the Dept of Energy "showed up without a pen and didn't ask any questions." This is fine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to Trump, President Obama was "the most ignorant president in history," a "weak" president who made "terrible deals" and one who founded ISIS-which explains why Trump is consulting him on every appointment and transition move he's making
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Church serving Hispanic immigrants vandalized with swastikas, Trump campaign slogan by hooligans using sidewalk chalk because crayons too hard to use
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Marvel.com)
 
 
 
Marvel keeps it in the family, hires Iron Fist showrunner Scott Buck to run their upcoming Inhumans TV series
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Our research found that when subjects simulate the act of answering a phone, the banana is their preferred fruit nearly 100 percent of the time"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know after three weeks of the transition, it's been so awful I can no longer imagine what would make me say "oh Come on Trump is not THAT bad" because...oh. wait. there it is. Thank you Noam
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
If you drop your phone between the cars of a NJ Transit train, let it go man, it's gone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kasich asks members of Electoral College not to vote for him:"The election is over. Now is the time for all of us to come together as Americans." In related news, John Kasich spent the time between the election and now under a very big rock
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Coinstar tells Americans that the holidays are a perfect time to make ends meet by cashing in your spare change ... for an 11% fee
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rick Astley is never gonna live it down after referring to The Loose Women as The One Show. Look, it means something to the Brits and disappoints them as Astley always said he was never gonna tell a lie or hurt them
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As DDT use has waned, mosquitoes have increased, leaving humans a choice between the birds and the bzzzzzzz
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
United Technologies CEO: Workers in Mexico aren't just paid less than Americans, they are also far less lazy
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Best highlight of a one-sided Monday Night Football game? New Jersey state troopers tackling two idiot fans who ran on the field
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A whopping 81 million people viewed the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer in 24 hours
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We need to ensure that the vast majority of Americans know that ABC, CBS, NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, and the rest of the liberal voices are even more biased and less reliable than Fox News
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who is trying to bring raves to North Korea. It's been a struggle: "North Koreans can't grasp why people would pay to stand in a club listening to someone else playing pre-recorded music. Clearly ecstasy hasn't hit Pyongyang yet"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for The Last Knight, Michael Bay's final entry into the inexplicably popular childhood destroyer Transformers franchise, has just been revealed; its alt-mode is a Port-A-Potty
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Joe Biden might pull up the Trans Am again in 2020. "I'm going to run in 2020. For president. And also, you know so, what the hell man, anyway"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today, Trump has managed to marginalize his entire transition team
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for "groomers": The problem with going full Brazilian is you have a higher risk of getting a sexually transmitted infection than "non-groomers." Never go full Brazilian
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Swansea City legend, Lee Trundle, scores the cheekiest penalty you've seen today, in a charity match
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The most Canadian reasons for a political party to deny a candidate include charity, poutine, a hockey stick, the use of the word "shenanigans", and possibly a hamster
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Mon December 05, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Automation and A.I. will render humans irrelevant in the workplace soon, according to CEOs whose only skill in life is to buy robots capable of kissing their ass and printing TPS cover sheets
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
A Yale history professor's powerful, 20-point guide to defending democracy under a Trump presidency. Or, what Americans should have been doing before the election
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Millions of Americans have just been sucker punched. They just don't know it yet"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'Advocates' worry that President-elect Trump may stop plans to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, remove Bill Clinton from the $3 bill
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Aramark fires concession worker at Citizen's Bank Park for alt-right activities, which is kind of funny, because when I think of loud racist white people, I think of Philadelphians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senior Trump transition team official to business leaders: relax y'all, all those promises Trump made about tearing up NAFTA? Yeah that was just red meat for the rubes, NAFTA isn't going anywhere
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Guns N' Roses invite Mexican fans on stage to whack a Donald Trump piñata during their show
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Al Gore to meet today with Ivanka Trump at Trump Tower to discuss climate issues, new interior designs for his energy-expending mansion
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Many on the Left are hoping Donald Trump will turn into the next Hitler so that they can be proven right. But is it actually fair to compare Trump's rise with the rise of Fascism in Germany? And remember what it means when a headline is a question
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Horse drawn carriage accident injures three in Kansas City. This is not a repeat from 1892
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix announces it has renewed Luke Cage for a second season in order to give fans a SWEET CHRISTMAS
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
"Humans may have evolved to have faces that look uncannily similar to asses, according to new research on chimpanzee butt recognition"
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The pieces are in place. The board stands poised to act. Humans and host face off.. Will Maeve be victorious? Will we learn The Man in Black's name? Will Ford reveal his plan? It's your Westworld Season Finale Discussion Thread 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China promises be free of poverty and homelessness within 5 years. Whether that means helping the poor get better paying jobs, or just killing them, remains to be seen
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nation's moron coalition has come out in support of Trump's dumbarse phone call. We're with ya. We do stupid stuff all the time as well. If we were President, we would have probably killed millions of Americans by now. Yay Democracy
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to sit? Who to start? Who to pick up off the waiver wire at the last minute? You have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts have the answers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Rogue One" director stole death star plans after filming
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 7:30 AM ET Saturday start with Citeh and Chelsea. At 10, Saints are at Selhurst, Swans go to Spurs, Burnley at Stoke, finishing with the East London Derby. Sunday at 8:30 is Liverpool at the Cherries, United in Everton at 11. Have an EPL Discussion thread
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2 trailer. Now with more Baby Groot
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No, 95 million Americans are not unemployed
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Owners of a business with a sign reading, "We serve white's only. No Spanish or Mexicans," say it's not racist because it's really just art
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have already outsmarted the algorithm that can differentiate between real and fake news, so reporters are now adding humans into the mix
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver gives Alabama the best odds for winning national championship, which certainly means that Penn State is going to slide in to the playoffs and give them a pounding
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Full House creator buys the famous house featured in the show, plans to renovate it and put some new knockers on it... you know, kind of like they did with Jodie Sweetin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are trying to make "alt-left" a thing to distract attention from their alt-right problem, not realizing that as with "SJW," the only people who consider it an insult are the people who are saying it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Americans' cholesterol levels have been falling. Mostly because fat doesn't taste anywhere near as good as the foods that are made with sugar or salt
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FX needs a hit show again, so they have ordered a pilot spun off of Sons of Anarchy focusing on the Mayans
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago today, Enron files for bankruptcy. Holders of 5,600 jobs and $2.1 billion in pension plans get the shaft
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who is attempting to be the first to swim across the Atlantic Ocean has only gone 67 nautical miles in 3 weeks. Which means at the current rate he will not arrive until early 2018
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cleveland Cavaliers playing like Cleveland Indians. New hotness: Cleveland Cavaliers playing like Cleveland Browns
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New York Jets' Darrelle Revis says he doesn't want to play football anymore. Unclear whether he means as of right now, or retroactive to week one of this season
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(The Week)
 
 
 
It's time for Democrats to shed their clean Clinton skin ...or something and start to fight dirty against the serpent Republicans. Good luck with that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is why Americans are broke and obese. Now who wants to eat out tonight?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Last night 100,000 fans of the team Chapecoense was to play in the Copa Sudamericana gathered to pay tribute to them
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline was totally cool: "For the first time since 1999, there are no Alaskans playing in the NBA"
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
How are Pats fans dealing with the news of Gronk's surgery? Answer: not well
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is legal in my state can I come to work stoned? The short answer is: NO. The long answer is: NOOO WAAAAAY, DUDE
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Females dominate list of world's highest earning musicians. Shake it off, boys
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe McKnight, former Jets running back, killed in New Orleans road rage shooting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The documented cases of absentee or in-person voter fraud in the 2016 election have thus far all involved votes being cast for Republicans -- All four cases
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple plans to take on Google Maps ... from the air. With drones
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Draining the swamp" means staffing your cabinet with the type of people who would foreclose on a 90 year-old over a $0.27 error in payment
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(Ian Welsh)
 
 
 
Don't underestimate Steve Bannon. Why? "The globalists gutted the American working class and created a middle class in Asia. The issue now is about Americans looking to not get farked over. If we deliver... we'll govern for 50 years"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germans plan to invade Apollo 17 moon landing site, take lots of pictures of the historic spot, and take over Buzz Aldrin's job of giving knuckle-sandwich smackdowns to low-IQ types
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Wall Street supervillains Trump has tapped to run the economy have already laid out an ambitious agenda to remake the economy to further favor the 1%, but their plans may yet be foiled by their old arch- nemesis: Basic Math
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney does an about-face, becomes Trump's top diplomat ...to other mainstream Republicans who up until now have kept their distance from the crazy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New survey reveals that 69% of Republicans wanted to kill Obamacare in October but now that its an actual possibility and not just tough talk that number has dropped to 52%. Are backbone transplants available through ACA coverage?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austria bans people from smoking in their own homes
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why Lego is not just the perfect toy, but one of the finest engineering systems created by man: "The standard brick has a variation of just 0.004mm, which means Legos are more precisely crafted than your coffeemaker, your television or your iPhone"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
How Trump sealed the deal to keep Carrier jobs in the U.S. for real 'Muricans. Like any good negotiator-in-chief he went straight to the top
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Batman fans have been waiting decades for this since 1989, when Billy Dee Williams was cast as Harvey Dent in the greatest Batman movie ever made; and now, thanks to Lego, we'll finally hear Williams voice Two-Face in a new animated feature
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old Republicans have discovered the power of old constituents and are quickly backing away from any changes to Medicare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet's answer Breitbart's boycott of Kellogg's cereal. Honey Nut Gestapos, anyone?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fitbit is buying Pebble. Google is buying Bam-bam. Trump is hiring Mr. Haney to run the Transportation Department. What other stupid thing is happening? Give me a moment. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin to be inflicted on our vets
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New European owners unveil plans to convert Cablevision to an all fiber network and bring 10Gps speed service to customers. How dare they invest in infrastructure and give customers such speed. It is simply un-American
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poet calls out Americans' addiction to technology. Although no one would ever know that he wrote the poem if he hadn't made a digital video and posted it online
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Wed November 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting dubbed the "best looking couple in Britain" on social media still only means you're British good looking
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman's schedule last week: meet with Trump, possibly about a spot in his administration. This week: join the veterans defending the protestors at Standing Rock. That's some rock solid flank-covering
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, Goldman Sachs lackey Mnuchin plans to further enrich the wealthy at the rest of our expense, but at least a bunch of braying douchebags got spiffy red hats out of the deal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN would like everyone to know that the OSU football team is safe, and only subhumans were injured during the attack on Monday
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Big Mac creator dead at 98, which means he outlived the average Big Mac eater by decades
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
John Harbaugh thinks the NFL should award one point for a "field goal" scored on a kickoff. Cleveland Browns fans overjoyed at the chance to score at least one point every game
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out we've been looking for aliens in all the wrong places. They're not up in space, they're down in one of earth's gigantic underground oceans
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Google, you can now see how humans have changed the Earth over the last 32 years in almost any location
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Government is delighted to finally have transparency. They can see everything you do while you're in Britain
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump can't work for Trump, based on his own transition team's hiring criteria: "Financial holdings and sources of income must be disclosed. Any conflicts must be remedied by divestiture, the creation of special trusts, and other actions"
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
AT&T already unveiling their post-Net Neutrality plans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Newt Ginrgrich say he thinks Donald Trump has the potential to be a "transformative president" if only everyone would stop being so petty and insisting on nit-picking and fact checking every single thing he actually SAYS
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US housing prices surpass pre-recession peak. Reaching bubble level pricing again in less than 10 years definitely means this time it isn't a bubble
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Jesus said, Let he who has not faked his own kidnapping after a drug-fueled binge with transgender prostitutes cast the first stone
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh c'mon, he did not say ... holy shiat, Trump's favorite for DHS really did say he'd imprison a million Americans in Gitmo
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1999, there are no Alaskans playing in the NBA
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist claims death is an illusion and our consciousness simply transcends to an alternative universe, suggests you try the mushrooms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As a Democrat who is writing this editorial about the recount for Fox News, I must say that I, a Democrat, am ashamed of Hillary Clinton for such a shamefully shameful display. Why won't she give Trump a fair chance? I, a Democrat, demand answers
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
After failure of stadium proposal in San Diego election, Chargers warm up moving vans for potential relocation to LA, could crash for two seasons at soccer field in Carson while waiting for Rams to open stadium in 2019
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Love means never having to say you are sorry. Voting for Trump means never having to pay for reusable bags
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coalminers overwhelmingly voted for Republicans as their champions. Republicans now in office prepared to overwhelmingly kill their pensions and health benefits
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the wet blanket on the presidential dreams of Cruz, Rubio, and other establishment Republicans who are still wondering what the hell happened
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is PMS real, or just something women made up to get pity and excuse rude behavior? A Slate writer mansplains
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Let's talk about the real unanswered question in Westworld -- why does everyone's butt look so weird? (possibly not safe for work)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study shows that millions of Americans have dyslexia, pray to Dog
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman whom you never want to be behind in the checkout line shares how extreme couponing means she never pays for groceries
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Philippines answer to James Bond was good with the ladies, did all of his own stunts, and was 2'9 tall. That's even more impressive when you consider the American answer to James Bond uses a computer all day and gets hacked by Russian children
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Evita is Donald Trump's favorite musical. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
San Francisco transit system: "Help. Does anyone know how to get the ransomware off our ticketing machines?"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Chiefs ride the Broncos hard and put them up wet or can the Denver just tell Kansas City to Buck Off? Its's your SNF thread live on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A surprisingly good cover of Ain't No Sunshine by... Hanson? Yes, Hanson
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Burnley keep winning at home? Can Leicester get a win in league play? Will Spurs finally lose? Can Liverpool reach the top? Will Swansea finally win? All this and more on this weekend's English Premier League, Sat @ 7:30 AM ET, Sun @ 7
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Will Nickelodeon recapture the '90s nostalgia with their movie adaptation of the forgotten, lamented game show Legends of the Hidden Temple? Or have fans of the series outgrown such nonsense? Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Nick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby plans to visit Vegas and never gambled before. Which are the good games and bad ones?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland. Once again it's an all prime time hockey Saturday. The puck drops on the first flight of games at 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC makes case for shooting politicians into space. Subby would rather read about them in the sun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils their Cyber Monday deals. Because as Americans, we must OBEY CONSUME REMEMBER TERRIBLE 80S MOVIES STARRING RODDY PIPER
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. government orders relocation of Native Americans. This is not a repeat from 1830
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
21 kittens scheduled to be euthanized in Florida just got a second chance after being transferred to Charleston's first ever Cat Cafe, just in time for a happy Caturday
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
In an effort to curb air pollution, Delhi bans the sale of firecrackers. Millions of cars sitting in traffic still ok
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how an automatic transmission works, this is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Georgian politicians get into a brawl during a live TV debate... for the third time this year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are 40 things that science says you never need to do do from flossing to washing your jeans to learning to tell time on an analog clock. And stop taking toothpaste with you on vacation, they sell it where you're going
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Iditarod bans mushers from carrying sled dogs in trailers. Doesn't it make sense to carry a spare tire in the trunk?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the West cannot make good Anime like the Japanese? Science has the answer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clad only in their underwear, two brothers drive a dirt bike inside Walmart. And they would have gotten away with it too if they hadn't posted the video of their shenanigans online
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scots on Trump: "I have just seen him do in America, on a grander scale, precisely what he did here. He suckered the people and he suckered the politicians until he got what he wanted, and then he went back on pretty much everything he promised"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Transgender cop banned from LGBTQ event she helped organize because her uniform could upset someone. Obviously it wasn't an event about tolerance
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Russians helped spread fake news. Why is it every move Russia made benefited Trump? Couldn't possibly be collusion between Putin and Trump. Manchurian candidate anybody?
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Man vows not to wear pants again until the Green Bay Packers' next victory. If his neighbors weren't Packer fans before, they sure are now
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will throw away about 200 million pounds of turkey during the Thanksgiving holiday. Apparently there are only so many leftover turkey sandwiches one can eat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells House Republicans: "You're no longer Reagan's party." Well, duh. I mean how many times did that guy raise taxes? And he armed a bunch of terrorists. What a RINO
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
First the jewel heist and now the breakdown. Those Kardashians sure are raking in the insurance money
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's own transition team does not trust him to speak for himself
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Quinnipiac poll finds that most Americans want Trump to STFU and stay off of Twitter. Good luck with that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's party like it's 1933", inside the world of Richard Spencer, the leader of "Americans Seeking Kyle Mainly European-descended Nationalists"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New film gives us first glimpse of the USS Arizona since the Germans sunk her at Pearl Harbor
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In meeting with British politicians, Trump lobbied against wind farms spoiling the view at his golf course. But of course he did
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet China's answer to Google Home and Amazon Echo - the LingLong DingDong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police bust $58k marijuana operation near Vice President's house. Police on the lookout for a 1981 Trans Am seen fleeing the scene
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
A look at how the alt-right hate groups sold white nationalism and supremacy to mainstream conservatives and libertarians
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna's son Rocco arrested for possession of marijuana. He plans to go to his obese cow and neurotic turtle friends to help him fight these charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fans pray for Kanye West. But what of Omarion?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Once a fame-addict like Kanye started mainlining with the Kardashians it was only a matter of time before he overdosed"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
With a KHL expansion team in Beijing and the construction of hundreds of rinks to teach children hockey, China aiming to be a heavyweight in the sport by the 2022 Olympics
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TransAsian Airways going down. This article is not about that thing you tried in Thailand once
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texans QB claims laser pointers affected his play. Texans' crappy offensive line nods excitedly in agreement
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(Some Republican)
 
 
 
Even Philadelphia Republican politicians don't know what to tell their constituents
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Community College is shocked to find out one of their cheerleaders goes "Gimme a K" three times in a row
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I have to be honest, Garrison Keillor doesn't sound like he's handling this transition well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Heritage Foundation is Trump's shadow transition team, manipulating his choices to ensure their dark, shadowy agenda is accomplished
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Finally, we have answers to the bath versus the shower debate. Here comes the science
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After falling backwards into its greatest All-Star game, Bettman takes the steps to make sure fans will never have that much fun again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not pursue any further criminal investigations against Hillary Clinton, as she's "been through enough." Translation: "I won, she lost, f*ck it"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
39% of Americans would give up sex to never worry about hacking. DDos before Hos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American History X teacher to his 8th grade class: "Equality means treating everyone equally... like when you hang one black person, you have to hang them all, that's equality"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go South of the Border for the Texans and Raiders in Mexico City. Will Brock rock or will Derek Carr help the Raiders cruise to victory? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The year: 2013. The problem: Republican obstructionism of Presidential appointments. The solution: Global nuclear war. The year: 2016. The problem: Republicans have a simple majority in the Senate. The solution: None
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After Obama increased the number of Americans who qualified for overtime pay, Republicans majority prepare to cut it dramatically. But don't worry, they'll make up for it by cutting taxes on the rich
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: 1,700 Americans became Millionaires today. Bad News: You weren't one of them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Plans for Otisburg are back on the drawing board
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Surgeon General reports says 21 million Americans have substance use disorder. And that's just the number who started after the November election
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The election is over and the interesting hosts are gone, which means no one cares about Saturday Night Live anymore
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Republicans in 2012: who inside our party is to blame for our loss? Democrats in 2016: who outside our party is to blame for our loss?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Wenger beat Mourinho? Can Everton bounce back against a struggling Swansea? Will Sunderland finally catch a break? Manchester City on the road, Tottenham at home, and Liverpool on the march: it's your EPL discussion thread. Games start @ 7:30 ET
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bull in a 'gina shop, Pope plans to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions, and the inventor of RAM dies at 1100010: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Totally confused by 'Arrival?' Here are some answers. (Warning: contains some spoilers)
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
A look inside each Week 11 NFL fantasy matchup, plus the bonus of the Fark Fantasy Football experts standing by to answer all your pressing questions. What more could you want on a Sunday?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Thomas, Sr. is going to be the answer to the trivia question of who was the oldest person to play college football at the Division 1 level
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
On this day in 1955, the song that changed popular music history 'Rock Around the Clock' by Bill Haley & His Comets went to No.1 on the UK singles chart. Teenage music fans to experience many happy days ahead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The alt-right is starting to make plans for 2018 and beyond now that they're mainstream
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Normally Kansas beating Texas isn't a big deal... unless, of course, that sport is football and they haven't done that since 1938
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judge presiding over citizenship ceremony tells new Americans they should leave if they don't like President Trump
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study from Australia says that moderate drinking may have benefits for the heart, after researchers finally locate more than five Australians who drink only moderately
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(UPI)
 
 
 
52% of Americans can't stand House Speaker Paul Ryan. Fark: It's his highest approval rating to date
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mainstream media surprised that outsider candidate plans to staff administration with fellow outsiders. "Wait...you mean you actually MEANT everything you said on the campaign trail?"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A car hit a deer, and as the deer was flying through the air, it wondered, "could this day get any worse?" Seconds later, it learned the answer was YES
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DraftKings, FanDuel agree to merge to allow greater investment in "growth opportunities and an accelerated path to profitability" Translation: Let's pool our legal resources to fight off state regulation
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Media that couldn't embed too many Jon Stewart, John Oliver, etc DESTROYING, EVISCERATING, and ANNIHILATING Republicans videos, suddenly worried about "fake news"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Wherever Trump goes, nuclear 'football' to follow. Hopefully he doesn't fumble it away to the Russians
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There's a thing called a reminiscence bump that means you remember way more from being between 15 and 25 than any other age. I just remember drinking all the beer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's Transition team: "Let's set the record straight. We're not making a 'Muslim Registry'. It's more of an...uhh..invite list for..umm...a party that's just for Muslims. Yeah, that's the ticket"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to put the Brenden Dassey welcome home party plans on hold
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An overwhelming 55% of Americans give Trump an unfavorable rating, say his mandate to govern is "laughable"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans warn they will kill the filibuster if Democrats try to do what they did and block a president's Supreme Court nominee
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Israeli agricultural minister gifts Russia with drone, manages to piss off the engineers operating the drone, the Spanish company that built the drone, the US government since the drone may have had US tech, and the Russians for not handing it over
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Thu November 17, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Henan sperm bank answers complaints from media outlets, denies they have lowered their high standards of Chinese nationality, good health, no bad habits, junior college degree, 1.65 meters height
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who kicked her transgender child out now suing her child for undergoing gender transition
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon interview transcript on Buzzfeed? Huh. I bet it's full of crazy. It's not? What is this world coming to??
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"He watched her passport rise gradually out of the back pocket of her jeans in time with the rhythmic bobbing of her buttocks ...." It's the Bad Sex In Fiction awards for 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New gene editing technique may be used to cure blindness, extend life, transform alt-right into human beings
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Awesome F-35 photographs from the Jedi Transition. Wait, the Rebel Alliance has traded in their X-Wings for F-35's? Well, they're farked
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally realizing that Republicans' first instinct is to kill anything Democrats like, Democrats consider championing Trump's ideas. In other news, popcorn futures about to soar to historic levels
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swedish union has set up a hotline for workers to report instances of "mansplaining". Actually, mansplaining is when you explain something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians vote for common loon. America nods its head in knowing agreement
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
All Trump transition team members signed a strict Code of Ethics that requires them to recuse themselves from any area they've lobbied for in the past; but at least 8 of the members are in clear violation of it. Almost as if the Code was just for show
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times laughs at Fark's headline about 6-11 Gorjak Gak's eligibility to play basketball at Florida: "Apparently it took a while for his high-school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fans share more secrets they've found in the artwork to David Bowie's "Blackstar"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rare headline question that is answered not only yes, but "Hell Yes"
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
This is getting crazy now, a new Gallup poll says more Americans are confident that Trump is less crazy since the election
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gets to decide if his transition team will have a code of ethics. That's the joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN police officer charged with 2nd degree manslaughter in shooting death of Philando Castile
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Republicans score major win over the state's biggest union over a contract negotiation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure Republicans won the presidency and both houses of congress, but if you're a democrat it could have been worse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush official to Republicans apprehensive to work with Trump: "You need to give him a chance; I'll show you." Later: "Forget everything I said"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What does your state consider "sweater weather?" Bare-armed South Dakotans point and laugh at shivering Arizonans
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Bernie Bro loses election bet, has Trump photo tattooed on a place selected by Facebook fans. Naturally they choose his lower back
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp and the Binghamton Rumble Ponies, the former New Orleans Zephyrs decide to get even crazier. Tag is for whoever came up with this name
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How will Trump handle the India-Pakistan conflict? Since Trump is trying to develop multiple resort hotels in India, but none in Pakistan, you may already have your answer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"One Democratic source, who like others would only discuss sensitive talks on condition of anonymity, said transition officials had been informally asking Obama political appointees to recommend Republicans to take over their jobs"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's difference between Canada and the US: when digging their own graves, Canadians use a backhoe, not an election
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company tells Donald to fark himself, Mexico expansion full steam ahead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What could possibly be worse than repealing all of ObamaCare, not just pieces of it? Don't answer that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll knocks Patriots fans as unenthused, sitting-on-their-hands, prawn-sandwich-eating grumps compared to insanely wild Seahawks fans. "It's because they're so used to winning"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R):"As President Obama reminded us, we're all on one team. We're not Democrats first. We're not Republicans first. We're Americans first"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taco Bell unveils sleeker, fancier logo to attract aspiring fans of Taco Bell, Gotham fonts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tinder adds 40 new gender options,to allow the inclusion of trans and other sexual identifiers, so now everyone can swipe right when drunk enough
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey tries to explain positive Donald Trump, Obama tweet. "I was still completely hammered from the bender I went on after the election" surprisingly not the answer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National debt and government spending which was never anything to be worried about while Republicans were in charge, then very serious and the cause for a government shutdown through the GOP under Obama, now not going to be a problem again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
USA and Mexico soccer fans get on just fine, despite the awkward politics. Now, who wants a glass of beer?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russians stoke the coals of the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov with SU-33 Flanker jets as massive offensive to heat Syria before the winter begins
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1867: ..... Wheat+5 ...... Corn+3 ......Iron-1 ......Tobacco+6 .....Soybeans-2
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood sees 16-fold demand in IUDs following election. In response, Republicans immediately push for the banning of "internal explosive devices"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian stocks continue to rise after Donald Trump's election. First major stimulation of the economy caused by Americans who aren't even dodging a draft
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
House Republicans were back in DC for a day when they decided the smartest thing to do was to send a message to President-Elect Trump that kills his dreams of a gigantic Mexico wall and mass deportations of immigrants
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That their parents are self-absorbed morans, probably
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Braves sign 43-year-old Bartolo Colon. Fans were surprised since most people his age coming out of New York usually go right past Atlanta and directly to Florida
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
MLS expansion franchise LAFC vows to bring big-name soccer players to Southern California when it starts play in 2018. How big-name? 'Global stature' big-name, a la Wayne Rooney, Cesc Fabregas, Luka Modric, or Chicharrito
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Mon November 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD will not assist Trump's announced deportation plans
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Negasonic Teenage Warhead was in Deadpool not because of the movie's low budget, but because Marvel Studios and Fox Studios arranged a character swap involving Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
"Brains in girls and boys are different in one totally shocking way," say scientists who measured em. We don't know what it all means. We'll get back to you on that one. (Did we mail in that grant request yet?)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Californians vote to ban plastic grocery bags across the state. Plastic to stay only where it belongs - in Hollywood
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cash-starved Indians struggling after currency ban, World Series loss
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
We are now one state legislature away from Republicans being able to call a constitutional convention. What amendments would they propose?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A beer a day found to beat both stroke and heart disease. And if you understand science at all, that means 20 or 30 beers a day means you'll live forever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pot smokers need to eat beans at every meal
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cool, going to Chili's to get a free Veterans Day meal? Got your Military ID, Check, Got your Discharge Papers, Check? Hey, not so fast there, black guy
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert claims chemtrails will wipe out humans, cause biblical-style floods. Yeah, sounds legit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ghost in the Shell Trailer or just Scarlett Johansson in a skin tight body suit?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby asks: "Is there a spell that works to turn me into a mermaid? I'm looking for serious answers only, so don't come in here claiming mermaids don't exist. I don't need your negativity"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The New York Times apologizes for biased coverage during the election, saying they "can't provide journalism without the support of subscribers." Translation: We promise to start doing our jobs if you start buying the paper again
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Week 10 is upon us and the playoffs are getting ever closer (some leagues just a month away). Is your team ready for a deep postseason run? Get the answers to all your questions with the Fark Fantasy Football Experts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you wondered if the incoming White House staff picks could get any weirder, you have your answer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How Trump will tell millions of Americans "you're hired": tax cuts, coal and the repeal of Obamacare
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge leans towards technical pardon for South Carolina Church Shooter Dylann Roof, presumably so he can accept a position in Trump's Cabinet
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Risk of catching the flu is related to your birth year. The way to figure that out is to take the current year and subtract the year you were born. If the answer is more than 20 you're probably in trouble
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Chinese prove they are better at American Football celebrations than Americans. Goodell weighs outsourcing Browns
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because six Transformers movies isn't enough and clearly Bumblebee has a rich history to mine and future to explore, the annoying yellow robot is getting his own spin-off film
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Pedestrians know that drivers typically have no interest in running them down. So why not simply step out into the street and assert the right of way?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama on the Trans-Pacific Partnership: "Oh well, whatever, nevermind." With bonus caption-worthy Joe Biden photo
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(Chron)
 
 
 
News anchor shreds the media's last vestiges of respectability by saying she prayed for a Trump victory and as much as she hates to say it, the number of African Americans killing one another far outweighs the number of them being killed by whites
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime cosplay made from random items like doorstops, egg slicers, and trash cans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Social media comedians discover new big-gapped Toblerone chocolate bars are great for holding pens, newspapers, CDs, DVDs, or smartphones on your desk
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Fear proliferates among African-Americans in Richmond after election. This is not a repeat from 1861
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
It's not really a question of if Trump will build his glorious wall, it's really a question of can the wall even be built it all. So let's check in with a structural engineer to see. The short answer: nope
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump will be impeached according to the 'prediction professor' because he cannot be controlled by the Republicans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gorjak Gak ruled eligible by the NCAA. Apparently it took a while for his high school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Donald Trump's transition team is assembling like a super-lobbyist Voltron." Presumably this is the triple humping robot version that never made it stateside
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Veterans Day. 'Nuff said
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you committed a crime and had the option of going to prison for five years or getting transformed into a cat for three years, which one would you choose?
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Now that the election is over, we return you to your regular programming of various naked Kardashians already in progess (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Add the Unitarians to the list of minority groups in America terrified over what a Trump presidency could bring
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In what is definitely not a transparent attempt by a bunch of old white guys to make their job look more appealing to directionless college drop-outs, U.S. Navy offers free parasailing behind specially selected warships (pic)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadians lash out at celebrities threatening to move to their country after Trump win, promise to take back Beiber
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Spartans become snowflakes
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
UNF coed answers Craigslist ad for babysitter, discovers pay way too high, baby way too old
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Figuring that President Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos won't give a fark about drinking water for Native Americans, Dakota pipeline operator to restart construction
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(HeliHub)
 
 
 
FAA says pilots are overwhelmed by weather data in the cockpit and it's often wrong: "Latency in transmitting data like NEXRAD means information presented as real-time may be 15-20 minutes old. That's a lifetime for a flight crew relying on it"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Yes, the Democrats did well in California. But maybe we shouldn't take that state too seriously since they elected a dead man to office in Oceanside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"3,000 Americans register with Immigration New Zealand in a typical month. In the past 24 hours more than 7,000 have signed up"
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(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Because moving to Canada is stupid and won't fix anything, Americans unhappy with Trump's victory are calling on Queen Elizabeth to revoke America's independence instead
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(Daily Star (Lebanon))
 
 
 
Mexico's Pres, "Well yes, we'd be willing to negotiate a 'modern' version of NAFTA.'" Translated for the Mexican ruling class: "Hay un nuevo sheriff en la ciudad"
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(Small Business (UK))
 
 
 
Millions of Brits admit to online shopping while drunk: "The most expensive drunken purchase was a £6,500 Volvo, with other costly transactions including a £1,700 return flight to the USA and a £300 personalised number-plate"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Gears Of War: underneath the walking muscle-bags, series is really a soft, emotional answer to Star Trek or Star Wars, say creators
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Turns out that the puritans didn't just see witches flying through the night skies. They saw aliens
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Democrats can spend four years raising heirloom tomatoes, meditating, reading Jane Austen, traveling around the country, tasting artisan beers and let the Republicans build the wall and carry on the trade war with China" - Garrison Keillor
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Trump plans on selling public roads and bridges to private companies: "drivers would pay up to $20 per commute"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twenty hours into Making America Great Again and #CalExit Californians already planning secession with major Silicon Valley backing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you living in a third-world country and looking forward to your World Series Champions Indians t-shirts? Well, bad news. Also, how are you reading fark right now?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says that dangerous driving runs in families. Which means we should immediately revoke the driver's licenses of the children of Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson and Billy Joel
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
What can satellites really tell us about the world's oceans, besides the fact they're wet and there certainly seems to be a lot of them down there?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Not a Damn Horse Race is a horse race again, as Americans start wondering how easy it is to sneak into Canada without being noticed. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 5: Don't stop drinking
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Between Brady voting for Trump and Belichick owning up to the endorsement letter most Patriots fans are at Def-Con Level 4 cognitive dissonance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Americans don't have to welcome their new overlords - they're already working for them
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most important question to have answered before entering your polling place: Is it legal to take a selfie with my ballot? This guide will tell you whether or not it's legal in your state
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Guardians Of The Galaxy" director James Gunn passionately opposes fans "I Am Groot" write-in ballot campaign. Subby's voting for Rocket Raccoon, because he isn't 100% a dick
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe's exposes voter fraud via mass transportation
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Some revolutions are quiet, calm, and superbly effective. Here is the radical agenda Americans will be endorsing tomorrow
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Stop the acidification of our oceans... the Sea Snails are beginning to trip out, man
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Author says no matter who wins the election, the next President will be a self-promoting, conspiracy-obsessed narcissist. In other words, almost like it's a contest involving two politicians
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Browns cause excitement amongst fans after this play. No word on when excitement caused by an actual victory will occur
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal Court, July 2016: North Carolina election restrictions "target African Americans with almost surgical precision." North Carolina GOP, November 2016: "African American Early Voting is down 8.5% from this time in 2012"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everyone who had eight games for how long it would take for the LA fans to bail on the Rams, step up and collect your prize
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Lifelong Republicans explain why they aren't voting for Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To win Florida the GOP needs a massive lead in early voting, usually done by elderly, mostly white people, to offset the floods of Latinos and African Americans who turn out for Dems on election day. Guess who is leading the early vote currently?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"A lot of Muslims are crossing the border disguised as Mexicans. They're buying up gas stations. What if they won't deliver gas? How could we drive to work?" Welcome to to conspiracy world, now supporting a candidate near you
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(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
There's now one stoplight in this Arkansas county. Reviews are mixed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
House Freedom Caucus Chairman Jim Jordan, apparently not understanding that data isn't the plural of anecdote, talks about how Donald Trump is doing well with African-Americans because he saw some at one of his rallies
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to The Family Feud. Top five answers up on the board. Name something that you smear on someone else's car
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Nielsen is sticking with its report that says ESPN lost 621,000 subscribers in just one month. Apparently they were Cubs fans who, after the World Series, say they have no reason to ever watch another sports broadcast again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Russians tied to dope in race, pencilneck scientist dorks say the human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, and I'm Rick James, bench: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The USA will have to live with the scars of this ugly presidential campaign. When arguments don't count and lies are accepted as truth, when politicians have entire teams working to spread disinformation, democracy ceases to exist"
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Sun November 06, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Will Maeve's plans come to fruition? Will The Man in Black and Teddy find the maze, or are they hunting for a MacGuffin? Will Ford spend more time with the mystery boy who looks like him? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Demographics of House Democrats are getting closer to representing the diversity of America. Demographics of House Republicans are getting closer to representing the membership of a 1950s Country Club
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know a lot of commerical flights carry dead bodies and human organs on them? That and other truly weird things you never knew about your flight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of Rugby, Ireland has defeated the New Zealand All Blacks. That's 111 years Cubs fans. Fark: They did it in Chicago
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you can't make up your mind on who to vote for three days before the election, you'd be in the same lot as other Americans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How the 'Vanity Vegan' is ruining veganism for everyone, especially vegans
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Owners of America's greatest whiskey--Templeton Rye--celebrate ten years in business and announce expansion plans
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(Some Grappling Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Basketball sneakerheads. New hotness: Wrestling sneakerheads. "I took to Twitter to ask the wrestling public what was the wrestling shoe Holy Grail. The answer came pretty unanimously: the 1988 pink Adidas"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Voters across the country are preparing to legalize drugs for millions of Americans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Barack HUSSEIN Fartbongo Terwilliger Obama finally admits if he watched Fox News, he wouldn't vote for himself, either, which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and 0bama has to watch Supertrain. Man, I'm going to miss these dumb headlines
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police release surveillance camera photo of the suspect who vandalized a Burlington, NC GOP campaign office. Casper the Friendly Ghost, Jason Vorhees, and all local Klansmen now wanted for questioning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Women have taken to the Internet to reveal what really happened when they went out looking for a one night stand." Well, not with YOU... *scans article* Okay, maybe with you
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Just how many people were happy the Cubs won? Their World Series celebration is the 7th largest gathering of humans in recorded history
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(Newser)
 
 
 
I've only got $22--can I get a dollop of baked beans, please?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A handy list of all the crazy things the Trump campaign is up to in the final days and what Republicans are publicly saying they will do if Hillary Clinton wins
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Still undecided about who to vote for? Take a look at Trump's Transition Team, headed by Chris Christie. That should show you how terrifying a Trump presidency will be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey Hall of Fame asks Canadians to root around in their bags for the most-wanted memorabilia in history, including Willie O'Ree's sweater, Gerry Cheever's mask, Darryl Sittler's stick and any evidence a Maple Leaf player ever held a Stanley Cup
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