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500 headlines found matching 'Ans'
Thu March 05, 2015
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Police suspect the highway heist of an unmarked gold bar transport that was robbed immediately after pulling over at an unannounced stop might have been an inside job. Obvious tag impressed by fine police work
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(45)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tsunami killed the Mayans, mostly with Thundercats and Fullmetal Alchemist reruns
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(26)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Republicans introduce "Internet Freedom (for Corporations and ISPs to Screw Over Customers) Act"
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(213)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Amanda Palmer's fans are giving her $16k every time she makes something. Meet the future of the tip jar
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(39)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"With the aid of NASA's orbital Chandra X-ray Observatory, astronomers have discovered that the speed of expansion of galaxies containing supermassive black holes can be retarded by a phenomenon they've dubbed cosmic precipitation"
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I have in my hands a list of Americans. Americans willing to help ISIS"
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(76)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you ask homeless people if they just dropped some money. Their answers are probably more honest than yours would have been
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Domestic government spying causes dropped calls and bad reception. Which means you're either being monitored by the NSA or have signed on with AT&T
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(20)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer reaches new tentative collective bargaining agreement with players, avoiding impending lockout. Tens of fans relieved
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(55)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Montrealers are shocked to learn that the province that gave us Language Police, loyalty oaths and a ban on turbans in youth soccer has become a magnet for Right-Wing Extremist groups
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(65)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Etsy plans IPO; stock certificates to be delivered in hot pink woolen envelopes
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(17)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
You do know that super volcanoes are a good thing, right? They're good because they keep us wee little humans on edge about our own extinction
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Transportation Safety Board wants to take another look at "The Day the Music Died"
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(50)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Blurred Lines" lawsuit reveals how much everyone got paid for the song, since the courts don't allow "a farkload" as a valid answer
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
King County Metro Transit is looking to hire a "comfort station coordinator," which comes with an annual salary as high as $97,000, depending on experience. Duties? Find easily accessible restrooms for Seattle-area bus drivers
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(65)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man sues after his fajita prayer is answered
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(52)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans documentary of rapist's confessions over fears of public disorder, suggests producers of the video should just lie back and think of India
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(133)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3-D bone scans allowing museum workers to digitally recreate Sophie the Stegosaurus' mass, they know better to ask her weight
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(4)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goodyear returns to making bicycle tires. Sadly, too many Americans pedaling down the road with a Goodyear insignia may be confused with their blimp
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(21)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Where does Batman get all those wonderful toys? 50 Shades Of Wayne finally gives us the answers
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the General Social Survey -- a large, national survey conducted every 2 yrs and widely considered to represent the gold standard for public opinion research -- shows a majority of Americans favoring the legalization of marijuana
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(32)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Smithsonian bans selfie sticks, says they ruin experience for other museumgoers just like tripods and monopods
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(185)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break
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(57)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After successful reintroduction of measles, mother nature plans to go even more retro with a classic from the 14th century: The Plague
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(93)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Marilyn Manson will look like in 30 years, today is your unlucky day
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, are there any possible courses of action you can take if the SCOTUS guts Obamacare?" "Yes, several." "Any that Republicans couldn't or wouldn't deliberately sabotage out of pure spite?" "Nope." "So what are you going to do?" "*shrug*"
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(146)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Slug slime can be defined as "liquid crystal." That means your bedroom tube sock is a "liquid geode"
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(7)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australians are trolling their politicians to protest a controversial new data retention law
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(5)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Kanye West takes one question from the audience, and his answer is about 30 minutes long
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(41)
 
(Rant Political)
 
 
 
Fear not young liberals, young Republicans also want the same things as you ... like legal marijuana and marriage equality for all
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(186)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Idaho GOP, we can now add Hindus to the list of things Republicans hate. Bonus quote: "They worship cows!"
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR's upcoming Kansas race to be called the 'Spongebob Squarepants 400'. Fans say they haven't heard of such a race since Richard Petty beat David Pearson to the line in the Groovy Ghoulies 500
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Netanyahu declare a run for the GOP nom in 2016? Will he call Iran, Obama and the Democrats "Great Satans"? Will Iran be 5 months away from a nuke this time? Have you called your mother lately? This is your Netanyahu Speech Thread
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(648)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans say they were robbed during the playoffs
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If the Supreme Court guts Obamacare, it will be saved by Republicans
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(39)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Radical right wing Republicans ready to strike the "Elizabeth Warren wing" of the Democratic party to keep it from taking a sharp turn to the left. Did I say radical right wing Republicans? I meant centrist Dems
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(107)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
St. Louis reveals stadium plans for whatever team will replace the Rams after they move to Los Angeles
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might have some crazy stories to tell about your drunken shenanigans, but this guy has you beat by a nose (not safe for lunch)
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
To show appreciation to the Minnesota Timberwolves fans after he returned to the team and the fact the team flat-out stinks, Kevin Garnett bought 1,000 tickets for them
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(18)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
So the state was told about the pothole that trashed your car? You can be reimbursed, and by that the state means you can take your reimbursement request and 1) ram it 2) go fark yourself 3) pay the state $250 "go fark yourself" fee
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler to play a magical shoeman in the movie "The Cobbler." Although for most Americans, the only interest they'll have in a cobbler is if it's made of peaches or blueberries
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(72)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Some politicians will be remembered as great politicians, diplomats or champions of democracy; some will just be "Britain's Rob Ford"
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(20)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Canadians are 'Spocking' their $5 bills to pay tribute to Leonard Nimoy (pics)
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(42)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
William Shatner couldn't attend Leonard Nimoy's funeral, but he could attend a Twitter Q&A where he answered fan questions about his absence and what it was like to know the most iconic Vulcan since Roman times
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(62)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House majority leader McCarthy thinks Republicans have a permanent congressional majority
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British police complain their plan to send drivers caught texting to prison have been blocked by selfish politicians who say their constituents might not re-elect them if they begin sending them all to jail
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(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
News: Prep school basketball players refuse to play against a team from area juvenile detention facility. FARK: Unless their own fans agree to cheer for their fanless opponents
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republicans to denounce Leonard Nimoy's entire life works in 3...2
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(256)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's public transit system just started charging fares based upon riders' household incomes
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Vegans claim carnivores are ruining the planet
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(99)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grocery chain that was site of very first ATM transaction in 1977 auctioned off piecemeal in bankruptcy proceedings. Unknown if 25-cent terminal fee was charged
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Sat February 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sorry, human head transplants will not be possible by 2017. You're just going to have to wait until at least 2018 or thereabouts
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(19)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier who lost both legs in Afghanistan has been forced to officially verify his condition to Veterans Affairs every three years to keep his pension, presumably in case his legs spontaneously grow back or something
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's some stuff that just tastes better in cans than fresh. Let the argument begin
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(100)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Did Jeb Bush survive the crazy that is CPAC in his appearance and if he did, is that a good thing? Sane Republicans need to know
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(120)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
It costs 1.66 cents to make a penny. So, why is it still around? Just don't ask the pro-penny lobby group Americans for Common Cents
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43% of Americans want a larger home. Apparently the obesity thing is getting more out of hand than we thought
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(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only 26% of Americans plan to retire. The other 74% just aren't counting on making it to their estimated retirement age of 97
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(23)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson: "There is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta"
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(70)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bees form false memories, just like humans - according to scientific buzz
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(7)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats in Congress: "There's no way the Republicans could screw up the DHS funding lapse even more than they already have." Republicans in Congress: "Challenge accepted"
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(407)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A glut of PhDs means the answer to "What's up, Doc?" is "filling out my 50th application"
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Canadians oppose monument to victims of Communism because "we are not a country that overthrew the yoke of Communism." Not yet, anyway
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Tesla's Model S has a secret James Bond mode: Tapping in 'T007' on the dashboard 'transforms' it into submersible spy car"
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
He puts the "Hell" in "Hellenic". He strikes fear into the hearts of the Germans, who started two world wars (and almost won them). He's 100% awesome. He is V for VAROUFAKIS (not safe for work)
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"What the NN ruling means for you." Victory is ours. Victory is ours. Great day on the internet, victory is ours. Donna, fetch me the finest muffins and bagels in the land. And wear that white and gold dress. We drink from the keg of glory
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(153)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
ATM in Russia gives loans on the spot, but charges 730% annual interest rate. Or as American payday loan companies call that, underselling the competition
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(13)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Keep cooking that chicken, you food poison-loving partisans
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(65)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will the suddenly surging Windies continue their run against the suddenly sagging South Africans? The Cricket World Cup continues at 10:30 PM Eastern, 7:30 PM Pacific, 5:30 AM South African Standard Time
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(32)
 
(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Police raid Russian lesbians who trolled anti-gay politician, citing the need to collect extensive photo evidence for later review
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(30)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Here's how to know if your car has been recalled. If you own a GM product, the answer is automatically "yes"
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(19)
 
(Luton & Dunstable Express)
 
 
 
Are 'No Dalek' signs on a Luton busway the most pointless notices ever? Bonus: does this tagline break the question-mark-means-no rule?
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(91)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
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(111)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach mayor under fire for referring to slow learners as "dummies" instead of the preferred term, "Floridians"
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(16)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to a reliable poll, 1 in 3 Americans think that Obama hates America
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(88)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan warns of "imminent attacks." Or as Americans living in Kabul call that, "Tuesday"
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(22)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Republicans poised to install Government Shutdown 2.0
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(100)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn comes out of the closet as the only thing in Hollywood worse than a child-raping cannibal serial killer Klansman
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(174)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting tired of dealing with your old, decrepit body? Good news- full body transplants are just a couple of years away
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Martians are trying to board this train in the London Underground to mind laser football fans but Martians are trying to board this train in the London Underground to mind laser football fans
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We all know how the great Republican experiment is progressing in the laissez-faire laboratory of Kansas. So why not check in on Minnesota, where the Democrats are doing a little experiment of their own
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(208)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dish Network is claiming a $3.4 Billion windfall, as it claims a 25% "very small business" discount on the wireless spectrum it just bought. How does a $34 Billion company do that? The answer is everything that is wrong with our corporate tax laws
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So it turns out paranoid contrarians can be easily manipulated with falsehoods. I'll bet Obama's behind this
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(99)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Yeah about those irritating signs sports fans make just to get on ESPN. Actually some are quite funny
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(28)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Great White Shark taking up residence along Washington coast. "There are no plans to do anything about it". With helpful pic of police SUV
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(83)
 
(Disney)
 
 
 
Solving the latest marketing mystery, new Disney reboot plans to rewrite history
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(81)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying their state's economy, Kansas lawmakers now want to criminalize the teaching about sex, nude art, and 'harmful' books
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(196)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago PD says they weren't caught torturing anyone at Homan Square and their other shenanigans are mostly behind them, so what's the big deal?
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(91)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans are so confident in their ideology that they're passing laws to prevent you from talking about it
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(115)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Wait wait, aren't Canadians already doing that over six months of the year?
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RON PAUL speaks out about anti-war politicians who annoy him
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(38)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Canada bans Chris Brown from entering the country
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
57% of Republicans support making Christianity the official religion of the U.S. Wait until they hear about those evil PC thugs James Madison and Thomas Jefferson
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(102)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Cubans stubbornly refuse to wash ashore in Philadelphia
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(10)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren: No means NO, I'm not running for president. Progressives: So does that like mean maybe?
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(80)
 
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas officials underestimate impact of massive income tax cuts. This is not a repeat from any time in the last two years
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(68)
 
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
New manager introduces the "Diamondbacks Way," which is basically the same mediocrity their six fans have witnessed for the past several years
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(15)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 7 seasons, we say farewell to Pawnee; Knope and Change is at an end. Will Tom Haverford find love? Will Ron Swanson--OH GOD, GIVE THAT MAN A SPINOFF. It's your Official Parks & Rec Series Finale Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on NBC
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(80)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In the old days, orphans could be thrown in a mental hospital for months for almost any reason. Did I say old days?
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(28)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore will not tolerate all the bisexuals and transgenders marrying as many people as they want
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(108)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Real celebrity birth name or fake celebrity hotel check-in name? 10 out of 10 means you've got to get outside more often
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans want vaccines to be mandatory. Who knew common sense was virtually across the board when it comes to vaccines?
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(195)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans would never ever mislead us by saying Net Neutrality will mean billions and billions in new taxes. Never happen
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(108)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Purple pod perplexes Peruvians
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(21)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Most Americans support raising taxes on the rich. It's a good thing we live in a democracy, where the promise of-Hah, had you going there, didn't I?
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(190)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Australians want to resurrect gladiator matches, kind of
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
North Korea bans foreign runners from Pyongyang marathon, which Kim Jong-Un is expected to win again with a time under 26 minutes
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(35)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In what may be the biggest gamble of the decade, many Republicans are betting that a new government shutdown would not hurt their party
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(209)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Only the most hardcore baseball fans know the real birth names of B.J. Upton, Coco Crisp, Joba Chamberlain
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton, the greatest president of the 20th Century, chastises and takes republicans to task for "sitting around and just begging for America to fail"
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(246)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Noted politician, diplomat, and terrorism expert Charles Barkley shares his thoughts about Republicans, Hillary Clinton and what Obama should have done to ISIS
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a show of solidarity with a frozen America, Californians are playing hockey outdoors
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(13)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British server defeats seven other finalists in grueling multicourse competition at London hotel, wins Gold Service Scholarship to become Britain's top restaurant waiter. Also-rans settle for handshakes, schtupping slutty waitresses
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of fish rescued from leaking canal in Britain by the kind of people who'd give a hamster a bone marrow transplant
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Agatha Christie letters published to mark author's 125th birthday. Scientists still baffled by scrawled final entry: "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Kardashians draw the line of acceptance at sex changes
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(8)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker makes his first installment payment on all those "loans" the Koch brothers are about to give him, will sign the Law making WI "right to work" that was just "fast-tracked" through the legislature-despite claiming he opposed it last year
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Alaska leads the nation in well-being. Mostly because Americans think the perfect place to live is somewhere so cold that it's an excuse to stay on the couch all day watching TV
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a break for the FA Cup, the Premier League returns with fans wondering if Sherwood can bring Villa back to life, which Southampton team will show up to play Liverpool, and if Chelsea can slow down the Burnley juggernaut
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(323)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day 35 years ago, all Americans got to believe in miracles
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(48)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans whine that Obama doesn't do enough against ISIS. Republicans whine that Obama is doing too much against ISIS. Basically, republicans just whine
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Edible Magna Carta cake goes on display. That's nothing, you should see what our politicians are doing with historic government documents on THIS side of the pond
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(10)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky to trans-gendered students: Just hold it until you get home
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(95)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
It's 2015 and we're still licking envelopes with our tongues like a bunch of barbarians
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(15)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trench cello' played for the first time since WW1. No word if museum plans to host a symphony along with a flamethrower flute and bayonet bassoon
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(26)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
As long as no one waves half a billion in front of Noel Gallagher, Oasis will never reform. So all of you rich fans of Britpop, remember that and we'll all be okay
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A small minority of murderous nuts doesn't make us all murderous nuts, say mathematicians and atheists
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(92)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
70% of Americans want all-day access to breakfast at fast food restaurants. Apparently it's difficult to scramble two eggs at home at 7pm
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(93)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"The Pope has compared the threat of transgender people to nuclear weapons"
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(167)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians rally against Ukrainian "coup." So that's what democracy looks like to people in a dictatorship
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(58)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dog joins 97% of Americans who are stuck in their recliner chairs
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's easy to sneer at the wannabe Martians, but I can't help but admire their pioneering spirit"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered "Bourbon virus" linked to Kansas man's death. Paging Dr. Curtis, Dr. Curtis to the ER, stat
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(43)
 
(Streetwise)
 
 
 
78% of Americans don't think net neutrality is a good idea, but 74% don't even know what net neutrality is. Once again, Americans never let ignorance get in the way of making a decision
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leon Kent, who stopped German tanks at the Battle of the Bulge, dies at age 99. Sadly, most Americans will never make it to 99 because of their personal battle of the bulge
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(17)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
She worked on Rocky III. And Rocky V. And The Karate Kid. And it will take all the fight she has left in her to get north San Diego's transit service to give her rides, now that she's disabled
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(20)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chinese Democracy will finally be released to boxing fans on May 2
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(46)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
While most Bostonians have faced 4-hour MBTA commutes and struggled to dig out their cars, these guys and girl dug a 40 foot tunnel through a snowpile that was blocking their bike path
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What Americans really need right now is a pay cut
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(173)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What's more dangerous, giving your child a vaccine or a wood-bleach enema. The answer may surprise you. If you are complete farking moron, that is
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(91)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians absolutely losing their minds as Rome school lunch menus include fish and chips, goulash and other foreign dishes rather than traditional Italian food like you get at Olive Garden
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(68)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccine professor takes leave of absence, plans to spend more time coughing on her family
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court that has already ruled that money is free speech in political campaigns, now has to decide whether to take up the issue of whether laws forbidding politicians from lying are constitutional
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(47)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Politicians and lobbyists can now legally have sex with each other in NC. Constituents still just hoping for a reach-around once in a while
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(23)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nearly 40% of Walmart's U.S. workers to get pay raises, which means they can cut back to having only three jobs to survive
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(140)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Denny Hamlin mansplains racing to Danica Patrick
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(197)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Proving to have the memories of goldfish, majority of Americans want to invade Iraq
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(168)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for the Budweiser Duels, which means more big wrecks, more post-race fights, and more discussion of this being Jeff Gordon's last fill-in-the-blank. The less-insane part of qualifying for the Daytona 500 begins at 7 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(779)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Parliamentarians debriefed on tight underwear
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The red-headed stepchild of European football cup competitions kicks off with a host of also-rans
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Gandalf: A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to, even if it's the sixteenth century
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(42)
 
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
Goran Dragic to Suns management: "I don't trust them anymore." Neither do their fans
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(29)
 
(TechSmash)
 
 
 
AT&T will start offering Gigabit U-verse service in Kansas for $70/month. Also offers to protect your privacy by not tracking you. Of course, that's an additional $29/month. Hey, freedom isn't free
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(81)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says that Obama doesn't love America because "he wasn't brought up the way you were brought up." Republicans everywhere begin exchanging their dog whistles for megaphones
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(113)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Washington florist knows she'll have to answer to God if she makes boutonnieres for your sinful gay wedding
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(131)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pass it to find out what's in it. New and "transparent": We have to secretly pass internet regulations for you to have secret freedom
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major conservative group calls Jeb Bush 'unelectable.' Many comedians call 2016 'my year.'
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(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but the biggest conservative opponent to Net Neutrality is the GOP's FCC commissioner: a lawyer from Kansas who worked under Sam Brownback
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama can fix the economy but can't fix stupid as more Americans are disapproving of his economic plans despite that fact they are feeling better about the results of those plans
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(368)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Die hard fans of the game Civilization 5 create a 42 civ, AI controlled match to determine who will live in their parents' basement forever
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(54)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why do you want to stuff your face with munchies after you've done 20 bong hits? Science has the answer as to why marijuana fools the brain's feeding system
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(101)
 
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The North Koreans are no longer starving. There's plenty of lawn grass around town for everyone
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(29)
 
(Channel 5)
 
 
 
Stay classy, racist British football hooligans
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(35)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Virginians: You may be able to legally break out your trusty brass knuckles or throwing stars for your next gang fight
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(64)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Imam charged with sexual assault, shocking his congregation, who said they would expect this sort of behavior from Christians
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ISIS is snatching babies out of incubators. Wait, that was the first war. They're harvesting organs now. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(158)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Arizona State University fans are using a horse mask to distract the opposing team's free-throw shooters. This has some people upset
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(41)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Yeah that's it, that's why us Chelsea fans were chanting "We're racist and that's the way we like it" on the Paris Metro: We threw the black passenger off the train because there wasn't enough room
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Spring training starts today. Meanwhile in Kansas City, Royals fans are still trying to figure out if Alex Gordon could have beat the throw and tied game seven
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(45)
 
(Channel 24 (South Africa))
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner could be facing manslaughter charges after all, but hopes to transition to womanslaughter soon
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tim McGraw mentioned Barack Obama without using the words "socialist," "Kenyan," "birth certificate," "jerbs," or "terrorist sympathizer," causing his country music fans to actually let go of their cousins in outrage
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pedestrians are freezing to death in snowbanks in Canada because people are mistaking them for dead seals left there for later
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(28)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
18% of Americans feel that Russia is our greatest enemy. The other 82% still give that distinction to Congress
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(104)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just for the record, more than 11 million Americans have signed up for that dangerous, destructive, job killing, dog kicking, pot smoking, food stamp cashing, nation destroying concept known as Government Healthcare
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(245)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
This may be a surprise to some, but not everyone wants to see Scarlett Johansson strip naked and sprout cybernetic tentacles while firing a Seburo
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(136)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin says he predicted that rebels in eastern Ukraine would keep fighting, and by "predicted" he means he ordered them to do so
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The University of Alabama football program had a $53 million surplus in the 2013-14 fiscal year, but only transferred $9.1 million back to the school. In other news, you're still working two jobs to pay off student loans
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(71)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you got Charles Manson a wedding gift and haven't yet returned it, there's no reason to rush
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(59)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After 19 years, Orioles fans finally have a chance to get a little piece of Jeffrey Maier
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(16)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Humans and sea anemones had a common ancestor at least as long ago as 600 million years." No word on when enmity towards our new anemone enemies amended our biochemistry
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(38)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"While many attempts have been made to recreate the iconic house from Disney's Up, now one lucky canine has his own mini version, thanks to the Super-Fan Builds series, where propmakers make everyday items for movie fans"
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(14)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
With 26,000 homes without power following winter storm, officials in Arkansas declare 'condition normal'
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans in Georgia move to cut early voting, including outlawing counties from having more than four hours of voting on weekends, because of reasons
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(161)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Student trying to challenge Americans to start eating bugs and make them a permanent part of their diet. HOW ABOUT NO
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(69)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten things all wrestling fans thought as kids
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(56)
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Confessions of an anti-foodie. "My lack of interest in every meal transporting me into joyous delirium makes me something of a freak, viewed with sneering and contemptuous derision"
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(113)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas State Legislature: TAX ALL OF THE THINGS
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(176)
 
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: Texans like being uninsured. Press: Then why are ACA signups up 80% in Texas? Rick Perry: Do you like my glasses?
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(84)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Australian foreign minister answers series of interview questions via text message using only emoji
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(5)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Headline ending in a question mark? The answer must be "yes"
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australians buy sailboat on eBay, get about 1% of the way home from Rhode Island before winter storm shreds their sails
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA fears Russia may be able to control the weather, which of course means the East Coast Snowpocalypse is simply Putin making the place more livable
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish places and events translated by Chinese people - Glorious Armoured Giant Horses and Mountain Lakes Get You Drunk On Dreams lose out to Strong Man Skirt Parties
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian researchers use 3D printer to make world's first functional 3D-printed prosthetic legs for Ugandans
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain Tesco to axe 10,000 jobs. Beer fans launch campaign to turn failed stores into pubs
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(51)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Woman answers the age-old question: Can I use my charging iPhone in the bathtub?
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(91)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lebron James opens up about his evil plans to build an empire that will eventually take over Hollywood
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(21)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iowans to 2016 hopefuls: promise us our ethanol pork, and you could be a gay-marrying pro-torture free-abortions Limbaugh-listening Hasidic atheist ISIS beheader for all we care
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(65)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
George Washington's Mount Vernon mansion has 2,556 nails in its New Room floorboards, which are all the originals, say people who are not at all neurotic about such things
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(31)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Without Jobs to invent new things, old-school Apple fans revert to gushing over Apple font history. "Even though it looks leaden and dated to our eyes now, in fact a little bit of Motter Tektura survives on every Apple product even to this day"
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(109)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Running Sir Richard Branson's Caribbean island: good work if you can get it
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(41)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Fans, for the past two years you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the sorriest man on the face of this earth"
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police say there is no evidence that PGA star Robert Allenby was kidnapped, after noticing that the ransom note was written with a golf pencil
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite all the accolades it's getting on its 30th anniversary, 'The Breakfast Club' is actually a horrible movie because Ally Sheedy's character is transformed from basket case to girl next door just by putting on some lipstick
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(127)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed sends reporter to eastern Ukraine to see what the awful Russians are up to, and discovers the people want nothing to do with Ukraine. Awkward
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(222)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin sued for stealing from his employer by secretly working for another company on sales calls, and since he didn't answer the court summons, the judge found him guilty, owing his former employer $1 million
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do the world's most romantic cities live up to the hype? Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Yes, yes, oh, oh, yes
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(50)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Those who believe that the United Federation of Planets in Star Trek is some kind of free market paradise are mistaken; the Federation is just one big welfare state that flies in the face of Ayn Rand. Thanks, Republicans
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(221)
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
In the eyes of Republicans, President Obama's use of executive powers to circumvent GOP input on immigration reform and his sudden departure from decades-long policies toward Cuba are an affront to their oversight power
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has Homer Simpson actually been in a coma for the last 20 years - or is it just these diehard fans?
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(65)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Only six weeks into the legislative session and Arkansas lawmakers are beginning to tackle the tough issues like cursive in schools
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(42)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Too chicken to try the tequila diet? New "red wine" diet may be the answer, though Tequila Bunny remains dubious
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(31)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Owners of the rooftop properties overlooking Wrigley Field are suing to prevent the erection of giant signs, as they will severely impact the ability to sell overpriced tickets to Cubs fans who crave cheap beer, bad food, and losing teams
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(42)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons have the easiest 2015 NFL schedule. The only way it could be easier is if they could play the Jaguars and Titans twice
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(42)
 
(Open Minds)
 
 
 
Aliens shooting their transpermia into Earth
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arkansas state government follows the example of Jesus Christ by refusing to heal their wounds
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Qantas business lounge managers have become bouncers as flyers who have misunderstood what 'business casual' means are showing up in sombreros and lederhosen or something
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(24)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Best fans in baseball debate uniform patch commemorating fatal drunk driver
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(24)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Awkward moment at Gitmo when defendants recognize defense translator from his previous job at a CIA black site
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(49)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans love President Obama's immigration policies when they're not told they're President Obama's immigration policies
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Equatorial Guinea bans rap music, raising number of reasons to move to Equatorial Guinea to one
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(26)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Sure, Texas may have the highest percentage of people without health insurance in the country, but that's the way Texans like it," said no-one ever. No-one except Rick Perry, that is
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(223)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
10 metal albums that are hated by their fans. #1 is accurate, but since when did Rush become metal?
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(336)
 
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Floodwalls built to protect communities around New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina are holding up strong. Just kidding, they're sinking
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(41)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Until next time Ebola fans, the US and its media circus are packing it up on your little worldwide scare
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(29)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Frontline explains the rise to power of young KGB agent Vladimir Putin and how he keeps it. See, Republicans, THIS is why you pay tax dollars for PBS
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms" and other Best Korean slogans for 2015
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(31)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There's the garden variety kind of screwed, then there's stuck on a frozen Arctic rock with no transportation and no supplies kind of screwed
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's bravest veterinarians pull three teeth from Boris the polar bear
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(34)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift wants to sue the man who taught her how to play guitar, as do music fans everywhere
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(80)
 
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
88% of Americans now feel that vaccines are safe. The other 12% are the ones you see walking around with a face full of measles and trying not to fall off the edge of the Earth
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(150)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district bans all Satanic paraphernalia. But, they've also banned Bibles, so there's that
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(76)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The "smart" Bush just dumped emails from his time as governor of Florida, containing home addresses and social security numbers of Florida residents online, saying he wanted to be transparent
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(99)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say they are on the verge of recreating the oldest words ever uttered by human beings, are baffled by meaning of, "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(63)
 
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Robots are replacing humans in American factories faster than anyone imagined
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boston-area transit, schools shut down Tuesday after record snowfall. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYU student finally gives us the definitive answer to an age-old question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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(13)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's box could answer questions about his recent accident
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(17)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The party that let New Orleans drown challenges President Obama's attempts to strengthen flood plain protection standards
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Franciscans are pissed after watershed employee is caught relieving himself in a reservoir
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(31)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Giving whole new meaning to the term "Chopper." the US Army once tried to arm its transport helicopters with giant 1200-barrel super-shotguns to clear landing zones of Viet Cong insurgents
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(110)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fans spray web fluid in their underoos upon news that Spider-Man is joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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(127)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The future of transportation - as imagined in the 1940s
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(108)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama says "cheese dust is not food." You know that this means WAR
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(333)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Croatian court bans dog from barking at night
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(48)
 
(Paddy Power)
 
 
 
And in soccer news, it's "squeaky bum time" for Manchester United in the Premier League. Whatever the hell THAT means
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out Charles Manson's fiancee only wanted him for his body
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TransAsia installs lock on barn door
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(29)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
With a video that will certainly not spark endless nerd-rage the Smithsonian answers with finality the question of who would win in a fight to the death between an Apache AH-64 and a dragon
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The next time you answer a batch of emails, take a minute to check how you are breathing. Chances are you might be suffering from a mild case of "screen-apnoea"
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Down in Kansas, Gov. Brownback finds that doubling down on trickle down brings everyone down
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skinny jeans, high heels, nylon underwear and other fashion mistakes that are harmful to your health
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(70)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Stupefying footage of European fans with toilet paper, flares, and thousands chanting in unison. And no, not for soccer. For basketball. Did I mention the "stupefying" part?
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(16)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The good people of Alabama want judges to only recognize the Biblical definition of marriage, which technically means if a man is at war and catches a woman he is allowed to marry her as long as her head is shaved
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(252)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seahawks' license agreement with Texas A&M over "the 12th man" set to expire in 2016, about the same time as fans' bandwagon passes
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(33)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Police asked how many werewolves, witches, ghosts, UFOs, aliens and zombies have been reported. Answer: 295
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why all right-thinking Americans should be enraged that Left Shark went viral
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
College student plans to spend 30 days eating cockroaches, worms, crickets and tarantulas to raise popularity of sustainable proteins, diminish his chances of ever getting laid again
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(52)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Snake gets further with Jennifer Lawrence than any of you simians ever will (possibly not safe for work)
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(166)
 
(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
Japanese hotel uses robots to check in guests, say they have no plans at this time to make the fembots available for private use
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(10)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
US Men's National Soccer team coach Jurgen Klinsmann says the U.S. soccer players aren't fit enough, becoming stereotypical Americans
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(37)
 
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Governor Brownback of Kansas: "We don't need no education"
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(172)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
TransAsia pilots were completely untrained in distinguishing their right from their left
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(62)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three out of four Americans have financial stress at least some of the time. The other one in four has court mandated financial stress all of the time
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(17)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Malaysia bans 50 Shades of Gray, calls it "sadistic" to make someone sit through two hours of that drivel
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sperm whales use humans to hunt their food for them
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content with burning pilots and crucifying children, ISIS decides to do an outreach program to Christians and share some Exodus 21:7 with them
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(293)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Illegals just want to come to America and do the jobs Americans don't want to do. Like vote
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman blames obesity on fecal transplant, doctors suspect she's full of shiat
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Harvard officially bans professor student relationships, bursar's office still able to screw everything that moves
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(47)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Damon Wayans Jr. is leaving New Girl. Again
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(25)
 
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Here's a shot of three moons transiting the face of Jupiter to help remind you there's still cool things no one has ever seen before
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(16)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain finally sells out, signs infotainment agreement with The Balvenie Single Malt Whisky, a drink he heartily endorses for its craftsmanship and artisanality at getting you drunk
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(64)
 
(InToday)
 
 
 
China bans internet users from using nicknames like Obama, Putin and Governor Curtis
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(11)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Gay Agenda. 10:00 - brunch. 12:00 - get gay married. 2:00 - enslave Christians
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS beheads four Syrians who criticized them on Facebook for burning Jordanian pilot to death, and kills a couple of Muslim clerics because they were in the neighborhood anyway
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(117)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA voters: "No taxation without representation" *repeals law tying gas tax to inflation* MA Legislature: "Okay, fine, no increased money on transportation or infrastructure, but don't come crying to us when the T breaks" *T breaks down*
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(69)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how much lower the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover could go, we've now got the answer
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(85)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
How pissed off are the Jordanians? King Abdullah is going to personally fly combat sorties against ISIS
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(190)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"You don't want none of this pig. Your badge means NOTHING. Comin` at cha bro. I live the pug life"
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(26)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears is not going the way of RadioShack, says someone who has a drawer full of Toughskins jeans
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(46)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed
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(388)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Man tattoos face and cuts off nose, so that he can look like the comic villain the Red Skull. Doom scowls upon his shenanigans
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(108)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
75% of Americans will be financially stressed this year. The rest of us will be eating grapes while models fan us with palm leaves
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(7)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Seattle CB Richard Sherman will have Tommy John surgery. Team spokesperson confirms that the bad tendon will be transplanted to Russell Wilson so he never again tries to throw another pass from the one yard line
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(224)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
FCC chair announces he is not a dingo, plans to reclassify broadband providers as public utilities and implement rules guaranteeing freedom on the Internet
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(156)
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Governor Scott Walker tries his hand at bipartisanship by releasing a two year state budget proposal that has conservatives fuming and liberals howling
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(63)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Hogan to deliver first State of the State address, plans to announce a new world order
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We can now add "What does that mean?" to the ever-growing list of "Questions that can be used to stump politicians"
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(62)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
More than 80 per cent of calls to India's first lesbian helpline are from men, and most of them are calling to get contact numbers for lesbians
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(76)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Toronto's transit system is like a giant penis
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fake "femmes fatales" aid hack of Syrian opposition's battle plans, give new meaning to booby-trapped images
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(23)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court lets stand ruling that firing woman for breastfeeding not sexist since men can lactate. SOMEBODY HATES THESE CANS
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(139)
 
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Booyah: Teen Titans becoming live action series. Not so booyah: Removing the teen part, stripping out key characters, let's change this, and that, and don't forget to add Barbara Gordon who isn't allowed to be Batgirl
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(119)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Study on who survives disaster and who doesn't finds that 75% freeze up, 15% have their shiat together, and the remaining 10% actively hinder survival prospects. You may know that last group as "Democrats and Republicans"
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Explosion at a mall in Perth, Australia kills 2 and injures 3. Early reports suggest a transformer exploded rather than terrorism but it is from CNN so who knows
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supplements at major retailers like Walmart, GNC, and Target contain little or no gingko biloba, St. John's wort, or valerian root. Instead testers found: Powdered rice, beans, peas and wild carrots, asparagus and spruce
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(133)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Why Republicans want that coveted Pitbull endorsement"
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Overfishing can empty the oceans of fish by 2050. Americans prepare to look elsewhere for their daily minimum requirement of mercury
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(74)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hey, all the single ladies -- Charles Manson didn't go through with his wedding
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(67)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why February has 28 days? Let's just say the Romans hated winter and loved answering "None" when asked what month it was
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Mon February 02, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even though Captain America won his super bowl bet, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt will both visit both hospitals. All the kids win
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(78)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
While mocking craft beer fans in its Superb Owl commercial, Budweiser forgets that it just bought a craft brewer that makes the same Pumpkin Peach Ale it made fun of
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(123)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Seahawks fans left reeling after heartbreaking loss; tumbleweeds blow by now-empty bandwagon
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(216)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
President Obama comes up with sneaky way to kill off future generations of Republicans
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(151)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Archaeology News Network)
 
 
 
Taxidermy expert painstakingly recreates face of 2,500-year-old ice maiden found preserved in the Siberian plateau, plans to model sharp knees next (pics)
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(40)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Woman misdials number, offers the man who answered lots of drugs. Unfortunately for her, the man who answered was a detective. How hard is it to dial 912?
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Self-styled Kansas 'seer' faces murder trial for death he predicted, but he apparently didn't see this coming
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(33)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"University of Nebraska Lincoln will not participate in Meatless Mondays. It's unnatural and, quite frankly, disgusting. Vegans would be less pretentious if they just ate a f*cking steak"
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(137)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists: Humans beat deadly diseases by becoming the most deadly species that planet Earth has ever seen instead. Plus we quit biting each other. Mostly
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the UK, lying in your mom's basement for 10 years drinking 12 cans of lager a day "because my mother does almost everything for me" is considered a disability, not a qualification to be a Fark admin
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(29)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston's second experiment with late night transit service is Boston's second expensive failure
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(56)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Where the hell is Slim Pickens when you need him for a mission to counter the Russians flying a nuke up the Channel?
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(57)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
It's that one week a year when Canadians stop doing chainsaw carpentry long enough to chainsaw ice sculptures (pics)
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(10)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charles Manson is so desperate to conceive a devil child with his 26-year-old wife, he's devising a way to smuggle his sperm out of the prison
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(71)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Fans throw beer cans onto green to celebrate hole-in-one at the Waste Management Phoenix Open
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(10)
 
(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Pedestrians wanting to go downtown in one British city have to pass a breathalyser first
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when you turn your horn section to a percussion section? Chicago answered that question on July 21, 1970
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(19)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohioans can be proud that the Buckeyes won the football playoff. And that they lead the nation in insurance claims for metal thefts
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tips for fans of real sports who want to pretend they understand why people are running around in silly hats Sunday night and spending half the game as spectators
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(31)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston is returning to television in a new drama. Difficulty: CBS will carry the show
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There was a time when Republicans believed in equal rights for women and defending the Republic against fascism
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(84)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman gets fifteen years in prison for manslaughter after she decided to drink and drive, crashing into a poolside cabana and killing a pregnant woman in 2012. The woman, now pregnant, thought she would gain sympathy
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Papers stuffed into the walls at Bletchley Park to block drafts turn out to be only surviving examples of top secret papers known as Banbury sheets that show how mathematicians broke the Enigma Code
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Democrats, Republicans, unions, the Tea Party--everyone loves Social Security, so clearly we should expand the program
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(70)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
The hippie, socialist, vegan, leftist Muslim First Lady Michelle Obama defends "American Sniper" at a veterans event. Wait, what?
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(71)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
84-year-old Sheriff Joe Arpaio plans to retire after his term is over. Just kidding. He's running for re-election and says the media, Hollywood leftists, and President Obama will do everything to stop him
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(71)
 
(Some 5holer)
 
 
 
Either Americans are starting to love hockey as much as Canadians, or there's porn playing in the background of this NHL game between Nashville and St. Louis (audio is mildly not safe for work)
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(19)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
People magazine confirms that Bruce Jenner is indeed "transitioning" into a woman
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(96)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The world is now at "peak food" production. Which is no coincidence since most Americans are now at peak food consumption
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(57)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska newspaper: "Are Americans now so clueless they have to be told to put on warm clothes before going out the in the cold?"
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(76)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
72,000 Americans now have 401(k) accounts of $1 million or more. All hope to enjoy the money when they can comfortably retire, at age 88
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(67)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What would you call a creature that retracts its eyes into its head and uses the eyeballs to push food down its throat? The answer might surprise you
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(22)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Quiz #404: Correct answers not found
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(28)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Jury awards woman 1.5 million dollars after she transforms from promising student to dominatrix after a car accident (SFW pics)
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Taliban are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the White House won't acknowledge them as being a terror group, so they kill three Americans. Presidential spokesperson blames Bush, saying "Bush labeled them as terrorists, this administration did not"
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(146)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia has plenty of jobs. That Americans refuse to do. "We have 100 people who quit every week"
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(207)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney says that marriage is one answer to poverty. Just ask John Kerry, who married the woman who inherited the Heinz fortune
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(163)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Drew is interviewed by Huffington Post Live and he shares his future political plans and goals (w/video)
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(47)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan be literally buried? What legend will Roman Reigns cause fans to boo? Is tonight's live WWE Smackdown at 8 PM on SyFy going to cause people to cancel their cable?
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(660)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Oil prices have fallen so low that Russians can't afford to drink any more
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(28)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists finally explain why Coca Cola cans are red
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, Republicans, what will you do if the Supreme Court axes Obamacare subsidies? "The plan is basically to pave over the area and get on with our lives"
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(170)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of wines to help kick off your Super Bowl party. Seattle fans reportedly already preparing their own whines
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(38)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow new hair follicles using stem cells, prompting politicians to demand more funding for stem cell research
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(7)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas gun range that banned "Muslims" is suffering due to boycott. Just kidding, business has quadrupled. Obvious tag beats follow up this time
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(390)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex den found where shameless humans first had sex with Neanderthals. You can probably hear the echos of the savage grunting that went on to this day
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(42)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY politicians: since we've had such a great month ethics-wise, let's put the Hasidim in charge of this project here. Preet Bharara: If you were expecting me to run out of handcuffs, you are sadly mistaken
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(35)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
'Obama Republicans' are driving a wedge through the party. This is bad news.... For Obama
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(41)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Watershed Post)
 
 
 
Zen monastery abbot steps down from post after admitting affair, will now devote himself to discovering the answer to "What is the sound of one hand fapping?"
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What's happened since Republicans took full control of Congress has been ... the legislative equivalent of a banana peel, flailing arms, an upended bookcase, torn drapes and a slide across a laden banquet table into a wedding cake"
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(285)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought "Hey, what if I take the movie Sharknado and add Nazi Zombies?" Well, ponder no more because those wacky Germans are going to give the world ... Sky Sharks (One image in article possibly Not safe for work)
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(47)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
(tap tap tap) Hello in there, Republicans. It's the middle class. Could you maybe put down the snakes and Bibles and come talk to us for a minute? I mean, you're even weirding out Karl Rove. No? Okay, then Hillary it is
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(160)
 
(FHM Magazine)
 
 
 
Question of the day: Would you rather be attacked by an MMA fighter or four police dogs? Bearing in mind there is no right answer in which you win in this scenario, just lose less
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police offer precinct lobbies as safe place to conduct Craigslist transactions, make the prostitution and robbery arrests much easier
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more certain that the only thing that can stop them from taking the White House in 2016 is Sarah Palin. "I frankly think that her time has passed"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Exactly two years after he implored Republicans to "stop being the stupid party," Governor Jindal began his road to losing in the primaries by speaking to a hate group
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
On advanced alien civilisations - "It's like you have some ants living by the side of the road and humans are building a highway next to them. How can you explain to those ants what that highway means? You cannot. We could be those ants"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis protest at radio station, quickly destroy their credibility by using Comic Sans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Will Republicans have to settle for Keystone Lite?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
One-handed fans of communal wanking in London fear not, there's a new place to go and _____
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christians getting tired of the pro-gay / anti-Christian bias of known liberal newsrag Fox News
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Democrats decide turnabout is fair play, accuse Republicans of Benghazi cover-up
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart cuts through Republican presidentail shenanigans at Iowa Freedom Summit like cutting butter to spread on potato bread
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Mon January 26, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Obama gives a thumbs up to Indian motorcycle stunts. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wherein Joe Scarborough leans over to Mika Brzezinski, whispers in her ear "Don't you think Sarah Palin looks tired?" and slowly walks away without glancing back
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Melinda Gates gives the perfect response to anti-vaccine movement: "[Americans have] forgotten what measles deaths look like"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How happy was Bryan Cranston to see Breaking Bad get its final SAG Award? He felt "happier than Tom Brady feels when he wraps his fingers around soft balls"
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(31)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Pediatricians "against" allowing their patients to smoke medicinal marijuana. Mostly
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Video games transport people to faraway conflicts like Syria" No thanks. If I want depressing realizations of hopeless causes with nothing to show for it but a lousy few hours playing the same thing over and over, I'll check out Ubisoft's lineup
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