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Thu March 04, 2010
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(Reason Magazine) Obvious Obama administration pledges $8 billion for national high-speed rail, and the only thing high speed about it is how fast that money is going to go from your wallet to a huge white elephant (video)  (reason.com) (459)

Wed February 03, 2010
(Wired) Obvious Obama administration picks recipients of high-speed rail installations. Hmm... if only these states had something in common  (wired.com) (434)

Sat January 30, 2010
(UPI) Dumbass If you're going to talk to your terrorist buddies on your cell phone, make sure no one can overhear you... especially your fellow passengers. And be thankful they alerted authorities instead of kicking your ass all over the train  (upi.com) (78)

Thu January 21, 2010
(CNN) Obvious Coyote spotted in Harlem tranquilized, captured. Though rare, coyote sightings in Harlem are not as rare as Republican sightings  (cnn.com) (86)

Tue January 19, 2010
(The Hill) Stupid Brady center upset that President Obama has not sought violations of the United States Constitution  (thehill.com) (304)

Wed December 23, 2009
(NJ.com) Obvious Amtrak tempts fate and sends out a news release touting its efficiency in moving travelers during last weekend's major snowstorm in the Northeast. As many already know, fate doesn't like to be tempted  (nj.com) (39)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Springfield Republican) Interesting Amtrak sets record as Americans take average of 0.0023 trips each during Thanksgiving week  (masslive.com) (117)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious If an Amtrak train leaving Boston with 48 passengers going 60 miles per hour is due to arrive in Portland at 9:25 p.m., how many whiplash lawsuits will occur when it hits the abandoned car on the tracks at 5:42 p.m.?  (updates.pressherald.mainetoday.com) (69)

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