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183 headlines found matching 'Americans'
Fri August 29, 2014
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News Host: Please, oh please, couldn't Putin rule the U.S., maybe for just a couple days?
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(208)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
HOW TO BOOZE A GUY IN LINGERIE: Los Angeles Company Offers Alcohol And Underwear Delivery Service. (By Smoking Hot Underwear Models.) Sure. Why Not.
 
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(228)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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(170)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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(194)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Americans say there is no room for Jell-O
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(47)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Islamic militants' response to Ferguson police roughing up journalists: "Amateurs"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(172)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming, since Americans need something to tide them over until it's time for Halloween candy corn Oreos and Thanksgiving gingerbread Oreos
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(38)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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(188)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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Fri August 15, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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(21)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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(174)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Department of Pulling Numbers out of your Ass is back with your annual fantasy football article
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(47)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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(59)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
One in ten Americans say they never trust the government. The other nine still have some trust left, also believe Lucy will actually let Charlie Brown kick the football
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Mon August 11, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come for the newest sanction as Russia bans the import of American chickens. Stay for the fun fact that most all chickens raised and sold in U.S. get a big bath in chlorine
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(69)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matthew Rhys cast as Bradley Cooper's rival in a new comedy about French chefs. Hopefully, Rhys gets a wig that's as ridiculous as anything he's worn in The Americans
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative group is up in arms over US history being presented in our schools as one long story of groups in conflict
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(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
US customs geniuses ruin New Zealand cricketer's bat by drilling it full of holes in a search for drugs
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
57% of Americans eat alone. Table for one?
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(12)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obamacare: You get a mandate exemption. You get a mandate exemption. EVERYBODY GETS A MANDATE EXEMPTION. Except you, non-donor, you didn't build that
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Wed August 06, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many farks do Americans give about net neutrality? 4,377
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(21)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
58% of Americans are unpatriotic assholes. Damn hippies
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(166)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Americans show their compassion for Ebola victims in the only way they can: threatening emails to receiving hospitals
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(165)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans disapprove of their own member of Congress, would rather see demon spawn of Fidel Castro and members of Nickelback run the country
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(146)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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(113)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Number of confirmed Ebola cases in US set to rise 100%
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling finds that Americans hate Congress more than they hate Jar-Jar Binks and Darth Vader put together
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(52)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows that Americans have many weird sexual fantasies but few carry them out. However, sexploration on public transportation is on the rise
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Sat August 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Confirmed case of Ebola in Atlanta
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(236)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans now borrowing less for college. Apparently they are going back to the old way of paying for higher education ... selling their stuff on eBay
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
110% of Americans disapprove of Obama
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
For all you Eric Snowden detractors out there, a new study shows that the Snowden leaks have helped Americans to greatly increase the security of their communications. Oh, did I say "Americans"? I meant terrorists
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unable to wait patiently for ebola to make its way to the US naturally, the CDC decides to import it
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(148)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress shall pass no laws that Real Americans don't like
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(100)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
1/3 of all Americans who have credit cards have credit card debt that is currently in collections, need another credit card to pay that one off
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(210)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Obama's "burgers-and-beer" outings with regular Americans are a tradition dating back to the Revolutionary War
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(70)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Consumers can now buy chocolate chip cookie-flavored water. And by 'consumers,' we mean 'Americans,' like that's a huge surprise
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American doctor infected with Ebola while in Africa. This is, terrifyingly enough, not a repeat
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(150)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"No Irish Drunks" sign removed from bar after protest. To be replaced with "No Fat Americans"
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Thu July 24, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio intends to use the power of the state to deny equal rights and basic human dignity to Americans based on sexual orientation. And he'd appreciate it if you don't call him "intolerant"
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Michelle Obama using the National Science Foundation to deploy robots into Americans' homes to monitor the federal government's dietary and exercise mandates?
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(120)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Native Americans are "unclean vermin...who don't qualify as people"-- says man who pooped his own pants and stopped showering to avoid draft
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 22% of Americans feel the best way to fix Congress is to fire everyone. If there were only some way that people could do something to replace members of Congress every two years or so
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(147)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Aversion to white flour leaves Americans with a loathe of bread
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(94)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans totally hate this Congress, and this November they will teach it a lesson by not voting at all
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(65)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Irish Post)
 
 
 
Irish restaurant bans 'loud' Americans
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(192)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
10 cars that Americans don't want to buy, dealers continue to push
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(48)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's wrong with Congress when John McCain and Elizabeth Warren can't pass a bill that should be supported by the overwhelming majority of Americans?
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(111)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Tiki culture in America had its day and then faded away. Why the long face?
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(123)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
37% of Mississippians support secession. 95% of Americans support this idea
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(195)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Real Americans" in Texas are now free to display their patriotism with license plates that feature the flag of their favorite country. No, not this one
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(107)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
German government goes back to doing its work on typewriters, because the Americans can't bug a Smith-Corona
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(50)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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(80)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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(29)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that food influences the body's internal clock. Unfortunately most Americans' clocks are now running 24/7
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(19)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
21-year-old Farker just looked at a list of American movies that came out in 1971. Dirty Harry was there, along with The French Connection, and Billy Jack. Can you be nostalgic for a time in which you weren't even born?
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(121)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Muslim prayer rug found on Arizona border....or maybe it was just a normal rug. Possibly an afghan. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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(161)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
J.Crew introduces size XXXS which fits someone with a 23 inch waist. Or as most Americans call a 23 inch garment, a sock
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(54)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck announces he wants patriotic Americans to join him for an event at the McAllen Detention center... to deliver food, toys and soccer balls to the children being held there and to advocate for letting them stay
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(249)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "With only 15 percent of Americans trusting the stock market and a declining percentage who invest in it, what can market bosses do to restore the people's faith?" NASDAQ VP: "Uhh"
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(142)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Channel has finally developed a show targeted at red-blooded Americans that will deal exclusively with two of life's greatest pleasures: meat and booze
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(16)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Americans embrace 'Chirps,' a healthy snack food made out of crickets
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(128)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
10% of Americans are politically disengaged. Makes you appreciate Tea Baggers
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Price tag for living the American dream is $130,000 a year. Unfortunately, for most Americans their dream is making $50,000
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(74)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Braves, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the Washington Insensitive Name for Native Americans all have stadiums on land that was dispossessed from various Indian tribes
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(52)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meet the guy whose face is on the POW flag
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(62)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
10 greatest American Metal bands. List is invalid for number 8. Number 3 should be number 1, number 2 flat sucks and number 1 shouldn't even be on the list. Oh here we go already, and we arent even to the end of the headline yet
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(183)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July as we celebrate our freedom and independence a Gallup survey reveals that Americans are less satisfied with their freedom and that the attitude of the country is down
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(178)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks, "Are American cars are going extinct?" If you can answer that, you should be able to answer "Is are children learnding?"
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(152)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits praise the 8 foods they are glad Americans gave them like they were sliced bread. Link includes Fluffernutter and American Cheese, much like the previous list containing foods they hate
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(70)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits lament the eight foods they wish the Americans hadn't given them like they were smallpox-soaked blankets. List includes spray cheese, pop tarts and Hershey bars, so it's not without merit
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(159)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well if Americans won't provide 79,000 Detroit residents with water then that leaves it up to us Canadians. It's our first step in annexing southeastern Michigan
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(243)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Poll: Americans are dissatisfied with ...... everything
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(244)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(73)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
I see your Hobby Lobby and raise you Maurice's BBQ who refused to serve African-Americans due to 'religious beliefs'
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(277)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The Donald steps in, says Americans should prepare for 'financial ruin,' a life without or with very little bacon
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(32)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(TeaPartyCat.com)
 
 
 
Tea Party writer explains why real Americans don't like the World Cup. Poe's Law in effect
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey, didn't we just leave this party?" ask U.S. troops being deployed to Iraq by Obama
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(186)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS makes a ruling that impacts millions of Americans. Apparently the Federal government has to make the least intrusive laws but there's nothing saying SCOTUS can't make the most intrusive rulings
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(248)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSA chief says Americans still aren't using decent encryption, so nothing has changed and we're all good here
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(50)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has serious money problems. Like most Americans, she has too much of it
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans spend over $350 on beer annually (and if Fark parties are any indication in some cases WAY over)
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(94)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Luis Suarez ban is eating up Latin Americans hungry for justice
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian tanks would be in Kiev by now, if not for those meddling Americans
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(80)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New giant iPhone doesn't fit in most pants. But then neither do most Americans
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(64)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
True brilliance in license plate design is now a lost art, A55 RGY notwithstanding
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(120)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney says "Of course it's better to kill people than feed Americans"
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(143)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Mississippi, African-Americans now know their place: F*cking up the GOP's election hopes
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP candidate warns that same-sex marriage could lead to sisters marrying each other. All good God-fearing Americans know that God intends marriage to be between one brother and one sister
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(142)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada rediscovering its love affair with butter tarts, which for you Americans, is like a combination of apple pie and deep-fried stuff on a stick at a state fair times a brazillion. "It's about as Canadian as you can get"
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(59)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since 2010, Americans have voted out of Congress more people for the high crime of chairing a Congressional committee than for nondescript issues like committing massive criminal and ethical violations
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(20)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
English fan consoles Americans over Portugal result, assures them it's more fun this way
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(88)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
'The Polish-American alliance is not worth anything...We will get a conflict with both Russians and Germans, and we're going to think that everything is great, because we gave the Americans a blowjob. Suckers. Total suckers.'
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(124)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives did something amazing, mind-boggling, stupendous, tremendous, exciting, inviting, mesmerizing: They passed an amendment to ban warrentless NSA wiretapping. Without an Obamacare repeal attempt
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(96)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
From the Department of Making Shiat Up to Meet a Deadline: On average, Americans spent about twice as many hours sleeping in 2013 as they did working
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(50)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The only reason most Americans haven't jumped on the solar panel bandwagon is because most solar panels look like crap. So now Elon Musk is making designer solar panels
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(237)
 
(eHistory)
 
 
 
Interactive map allows you to explore how native Americans gradually lost their land and ended up on reservations
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(47)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Five questions Americans have about the World Cup but are too embarrassed to ask. Tag for you if you can not answer at least 3 correctly
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(184)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama meets with Pittsburgh entrepreneurs to promote American manufacturing being shipped overseas where stuff is made cheaply. Not really, but you would have added that last bit to the headline in your heads anyway
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Benghazi suspect blows his chances of becoming Secretary of State
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(131)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most Americans don't want atheist in-laws. I'm pretty sure most Americans don't want in-laws regardless of religion
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(314)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's middle class never had it so bad
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(285)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There are millions of us who feel like strangers in this land, an older America passing away, a new America rising to take its place." Well, I suppose passing away is what older Americans tend to do
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(403)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I believe that the current limits on press freedom and excessive government secrecy make it impossible for Americans to grasp fully what is happening in the wars we finance..." - Chelsea Manning
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Fri June 13, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Airbus tries to persuade Americans to buy its huge double-decker airliner. One analyst says the problem is that airlines just aren't cramming enough seats into it
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans becoming increasingly Left-leaning. That includes the Thought Police
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(32)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We now have proof that the President paid a ransom of $300,000 to an Al-Qaeda affiliated terrorist group to secure the release of an American hostage. Are you outraged? Do you want him impeached over this? Too late, he left office Jan 20, 2009
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Mon June 09, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PRESEASON CFL ACTION? Come for the rouges, stay for the poor Americans who will get clobbered thinking that the fair catch exists. Oh yeah, and Winnipeg sucks (TSN 8:30 pm EST)
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(29)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vegas shooters' Facebook "likes" included Operation American Spring, Alex Jones, "Support the Second Amendment," "I Will Not Vote for Obama," Conservative America, "Don't Tread on Me," Ron Paul, the NRA, Americans for Prosperity, and FreedomWorks
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(485)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, an in-depth exploration of the question: Is Obama a rampaging tyrant determined to subjugate all Americans to his whim, or is a simpering weakling who's left America unprotected and defenseless against its enemies?
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half a million Brits face ruined vacations due to huge passport backlog. Americans ask, "What's a passport?"
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(256)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Government rules cheese can't age on wooden boards - and that Americans can't import cheese from Europe that was aged on wooden boards in methods used for thousands of years
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(285)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding it hasn't been in the headlines much this month, N. Korea takes another American tourist into custody
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(73)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
In recent years people are throwing more and more coming out parties, more and more divorce parties, and more and more pet birthday parties, proving one thing: Americans will celebrate anything if it gives them an excuse to eat more cake
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(103)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Taliban Commander says, There will be more kidnapping of U.S. Soldiers/Americans now that you did the Bergdahl deal. Thanks, Obama
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(243)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of Snowden leak, 4 things that changed since then: 2013 became 2014, Kim and Kanye got married, American Idol has a new winner and of course, everyone got TotalFark for a day
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
24% of Americans have stopped buying online because of security breaches. The other 76% still purchase items because a Nigerian prince has informed them they've won the lottery
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(48)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Krugman: "Trolls are misleading Americans", politics tab discussions
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(43)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Imagine 30 million Americans standing in front of the White House yelling "Benghazi" That's what the few actual members of Operation American Spring were doing until they were dispersed by police
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(158)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter asks American folk on the street about the impending World Cup, with predictably unpredictable results
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(71)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British academic claims Americans are suckers for conspiracy theories because the country was founded on them. Yeah well, it's not hard to look beyond that mouthpiece and see who's really calling the shots here. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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(72)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 11 million Americans drive more than an hour each way to work. How long is your commute?
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(80)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oldest American woman, living in Detroit, turns 115. If she can hang on another few months she will achieve her dream of outliving the city
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(55)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We as a country can get rid of all the invasive animal species in our lands if we join together, roll up our sleeves, and do it the American way: By eating our way out of the problem
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(53)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
The President of pro football's Washington White Fangs responds with a letter to Senator Harry Reid, stating that doge-Americans everywhere approve the White Fangs' logo
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(77)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
92-year-old WWII veteran of elite joint American-Canadian paratrooper unit finally deployed, terrifies German tourists at Niagara Falls
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(30)
 
(Some Patriot)
 
 
 
"NBC Claims All Americans Will Be Implanted With Microchips For Obamacare by 2017." Can you believe that idiots actually believe this crap? Every highly-informed voter knows that the Death Panels will have killed us all long before 2017
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(177)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chipotle's new, bold program to put stories and poems and essays from famous writers on its cups and sandwich wrappers includes authors representing all races--except Mexicans and Mexican-Americans. Naturally, this has upset some people
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(26)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
47% of voters apathetic to what party controls Congress. You could click the link to find out the breakdown, or not. No skin off my back
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "how could this possibly be true"? File: American Red Cross says nearly half of all Americans and two-thirds of African Americans don't know how to swim. FFS people, even DOGS manage to figure this out without much trouble
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(149)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news: Americans are eating more and more vegetables. Bad news: they're drowning in salt and fat
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(241)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
America, you have time to read this
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Why did Target Canada flop while Walmart Canada and Costco Canada thrive? Mostly because store overseers were incompetent American pricks who opined that Canadian team members worked "differently & less hard" and overall "took less accountability"
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
American mercenaries in Ukraine are actually a SWAT team in New Orleans. You can tell by the pixels if you've seen a few shops in your time
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"If Americans in prison, on parole or on probation counted as a city of their own, they would form the largest city in the United States after New York and they exceed the populations of Los Angeles and Chicago combined"
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(97)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Tech sector companies: There's a shortage of qualified American workers. Reality: Um, no there isn't. Tech sector: Oh. Can we have the cheaper foreign workers anyway?
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(102)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Now that we're all enjoying Obamacare, would it be okay if the government, like, looked at your personal medical records. You know: For the good of the nation
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(152)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse fined $2.5B and all the hot cocoa for helping rich Americans set up offshore bank accounts to dodge taxes
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(29)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Business Green)
 
 
 
While Americans still argue about building new train systems, the Dutch will soon be powering their trains with 100% wind power
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(73)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The time is approaching when Cuban-Americans won't be holding our foreign policy and presidential elections hostage any more
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(64)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico puts out: A) . ,B) a "for sale" graphic on their homepage, or C) a poll that shows 41% of Americans still have not learned anything
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the world were a hamburger, Chris Christie wouldn't just eat it, he would eat the hell out of it. Because that's what Americans do
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
List of US food dishes the rest of the world finds strange just reinforces the stereotype that the rest of the world doesn't know what the hell it's talking about
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(516)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that they're snatching up all our money, our real estate, and our production factories. But now the Chinese are taking all the American bourbon
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(87)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dude, she's 13,016
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So, anyone going to the big American Spring thingie in DC today? I hear there are going to be tens upon tens of people there
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(856)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Americans won't let a simple thing like a lack of drugs stop their bloodlust
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(177)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Obama apparently used Big Bird to distract Americans from Benghazi, according to idiots
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(133)
 
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
This small American craft beer would taste so much better if it wasn't watered down with taxes and regulation
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(133)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
"American Spring" organizers expect 10 million protesters to descend upon Washington DC this Friday. Approximately 10 million. Like, really really approximate
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(610)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
David Tennant's American accent in Gracepoint = bad. Don Cheadle's British accent in Ocean's Eleven = so much worse
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(122)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Average Americans think they're smarter than the average American
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia pleaded with the NSA to help them spy on Australian citizens
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(33)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Frozen food sales are dropping as Americans insist their food be fresher. To be fair, there really is nothing as good as a Hot Pocket fresh from the extruder
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(59)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Americans discover Canadians' love affair with Tim Horton's: "America runs on Dunkin'. But Canada runs, walks, dines, free WiFis, cuts business deals, and does just about everything around Hortons"
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(60)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for you anti-family heathens, the modern American family continues to die
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(93)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas governor Rick Perry laments the fact that 92 million Americans are out of work. Of course he's counting high school and college students as well as 36 million people who are retired and millions of stay at home parents
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(167)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Little known fact: there are actually Americans who've never had McDonald's food. Here are the remaining three, trying a Big Mac and fries for the first time
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(37)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Americans will never walk or bike to work, explained in a series of handy graphs. Basically the east coast has no use for bikes, the south has no use for walking, and 8 out of 10 people overall drive to work alone and always will
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(471)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News host does man-on-the-street interview with random, anonymous citizens who completely agree that government employees are lazy and worthless. Say, those guys looks awfully familiar
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts? Plans call for the hundreds of surviving Americans to be sent to Brazil, Australia and Argentina (w/ maps showing whether you're more likely to be deported or just dead by then)
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(226)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Brazilian teens learn English by chatting with lonely elderly Americans. What could possibly go wrong?
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(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
More and more Americans believe it is possible to be possessed by spirits, and they're not just talking about what happens when you get shiatfaced on Maker's Mark
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(92)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Hey remember that time that Reagan let a bunch of Americans get killed, and the Dems wharrrrgrbled non-stop for years afterward? Me neither
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(279)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Airbus proudly announces it will be building a new fleet of flying cattle cars for American Airlines and its passengers
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
13.1 million Americans were victims of fraud in 2013. No one had any idea that many people had bought a new Chrysler
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(9)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Illinois and Wisconsin have more bars than grocery stores. Most Americans tweet more about beer than church. All of this from the five maps of American drunkeness
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(80)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP candidate: "The TSA is doing something really profound - they're indoctrinating Americans to be prodded and probed by uniformed agents of the government, like sheep. I'd rather see another terrorist attack than give up my liberty as an American"
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(314)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
What do Star Trek cadets and the American military have in common? Two words: Kobayashi Maru
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(73)
 
(Vital Football)
 
 
 
British Football Association considers allowing 'B' teams into the top league. For you Americans, that's as ridiculous as allowing teams from Phoenix or Winnipeg to play in the NHL. What?
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I recently heard a claim, made in a programme on the vast wasteland that is American TV, that UNC basketball players can only read at the level of a six-year old. If American TV is anything to go by, it's a wonder they reach even that level"
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(92)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
The story of Doritos is the story of America, or perhaps "an absurdist allegory of the American consumer condition"
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(20)
 

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