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		New York Yankees to help Americans figure another way to ignore soccer even more source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(49)
		Tea Party IRS protesters run the gamut of American society, from old tubby white men to old tubby white women to old scrawny white men source: wbtw.com   |   share:	(154)

		Dear Americans, please stop eating healthy. Sincerely, the Food Industry source: blogs.scientificamerican.com   |   share:	(479)
(WiLD 94.9)		Who needs bombers when we have American singers obliterating the national anthem with their voice before the game? source: wild949.com   |   share:	(26)
		Fox News CEO Roger Ailes wins award for 'visionary of American journalism'. In other news, Tim Tebow named NFL player of the decade source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(71)
		Americans say they are less frugal than they were a few years ago, are now finally buying those luxuries they haven't been able to afford since 2007, like food, clothing, gasoline source: usatoday.com   |   share:	(49)

		American scientists pumped to have fully operational $239 million laboratory at bottom of Pacific Ocean by 2015, are tempted to dub it SeaLab 2015 source: seattlepi.com   |   share:	(58)
		Obama tells African Americans that there's no more room for excuses for their own failings source: freep.com   |   share:	(297)
		American Airlines begins giving boarding preference to passengers without roller bags. Fliers disappointed to find out the boarding preference doesn't mean getting put on another airline source: businessweek.com   |   share:	(83)
		$600 million of American bettors' Powerball money now belongs to someone in Florida. New lottery created to bet on whether that Floridian will remember to claim winnings source: ajc.com   |   share:	(113)

Now that the American economy has been reignited, Wal-Mart is losing customers left and right. This is bad news... for no one, really source: slate.com   |   share:

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		On today's episode of "this is why we can't have nice things," after the failure of the background check bill, the majority of Americans now want Congress to "move on" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(191)
		Sarah Palin: Most Americans hold their own umbrellas, Obama. Will McAvoy: ORLY? source: twitter.com   |   share:	(243)

		This just in, a poll of Americans find that most have a negative opinion of the IRS. Stay tuned for more information on this developing story right after our segment on the wetness of water source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(51)
		Gas prices rise on news that Obama desperately needs the American people to be distracted source: startribune.com   |   share:	(35)

Not News: US Govt takes Native Americans land/resources/lives. News: Arizona Tribe gives money to Arizona City. FARK: $10,000,000.00 source: ktar.com   |   share:

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		Hedge fund manager Daniel Loeb says Sony should break up for its own good...and may just have enough of a stake in the company to do it himself source: dealbook.nytimes.com   |   share:	(35)
		"Of the 41 percent of Republicans who consider Benghazi to be the worst political scandal in American history, 39 percent are unaware that Benghazi is located in Libya" source: upi.com   |   share:	(236)

		Rep Steve King (R-Iowa) says you can tell American civilization is eroding because President Obama called Jason Collins and not Tim Tebow source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:	(74)
		American Airlines passenger is removed from flight because: a) medical emergency. b) drunk and threatening other passengers, c) wouldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs source: kctv5.com   |   share:	(68)
		42% of Americans have an unfavorable view of hipsters. Subby had an unfavorable view of them before it was mainstream source: publicpolicypolling.com   |   share:	(161)
		A ragtag band of American GIs, French prisoners, and German soldiers defends an Austrian castle from the SS. Quentin Tarantino's latest script? Nope; it's an actual battle fought right after Hitler's suicide in 1945 source: thedailybeast.com   |   share:	(112)

List of things 9 out of 10 Americans can agree on source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:

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		A detailed map showing the regional American and Canadian dialects; doesn't explain why the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(135)
		One in eight Americans older than 60 reports memory loss. The other seven still remember the days when they had a house, a car, a 401K account source: vitals.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(42)

Good: strong support for immigration reform bill. Bad: the bill contains the framework for a comprehensive biometric identification system for all Americans. Silver Lining: Citizens won't be required to present their National ID's prior to voting source: wired.com   |   share:

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		One of the last bastions of manliness for American husbands, the Craftsman power tool is now the favorite of mothers. When did it all go wrong? source: nypost.com   |   share:	(133)
		It looks like we can add "Basic Facts About Mortgages" underneath "Science" and "Religion" on the list of Things Americans Don't Understand source: money.cnn.com   |   share:	(87)

		Meet William Hornaday, who after spending the first part of his life traveling the globe and killing just about every exotic animal he could find, helped found the American conservation and environmentalist movements source: slate.com   |   share:	(138)
		In the last 20 years, gun murders have dropped almost by half. Fark: Americans believe gun crime is rising. Thanks, American media source: latimes.com   |   share:	(832)
		This may be one of the Biblical signs of the apocalypse... In a new poll, Americans trust 'Judge Judy' more than Supreme Court judges source: opposingviews.com   |   share:	(35)
		Dennis Rodman to Kim Jong Un: "Do me a solid" and free an American in North Korea source: abc27.com   |   share:	(14)

		When men were men: 50th anniversary of the first American expedition to summit Everest, which reached the top by not one but two routes, a climber lost all his toes but lived, and the whole thing was sponsored by Camel and Rainier beer source: outsideonline.com   |   share:	(24)
		Good news: It looks like Assad didn't use chemical weapons. Bad news: It looks like the Al Qaeda-backed rebels did. Which most certainly won't result in them being used on Americans...right? Sarin Spring? source: cnn.com   |   share:	(170)
(Some Guy)		Harry Connick Jr. to American Idol contestants: You're doing it wrong source: nextavenue.org   |   share:	(113)

The story of the Rolling Stones' 1st American concert. Subby was only 9 at the time but he was there source: sbsun.com   |   share:

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NYPD commissioner Ray Kelly says African-Americans are "understopped" by police, needs surgery to remove foot from mouth source: ibtimes.com   |   share:

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		Americans are morons when it comes to basic science. But they're even dumber when they're quizzed about religion source: slate.com   |   share:	(495)
		Republican voter: I'm against the party decisions and policies in every way "But it's like marriage. You stick with your wife no matter what" source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(204)
		Americans under 30 don't trust anyone over 30 source: maddowblog.msnbc.com   |   share:	(123)

		Poll finds that 42% of Americans may be mentally challenged, and a further 12% may be living in a kind of personal fantasy world and not even know it source: gawker.com   |   share:	(90)
		New poll shows that only 29% of the country are True Americans™ source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(307)
		Polling shows more than half of Americans willing to spend more on US-made products, because AMERICA, FARK YEAH source: washington.cbslocal.com   |   share:	(200)
		Poll: Most Americans just want one-party rule...as long as it's their party source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(75)

(Some Guy)		55% of people don't know that Planned Parenthood provides abortions, tiny American flags source: lifenews.com   |   share:	(243)
		Dumb Americans and their irrational fear of drones are crippling the private drone industry in this country and giving foreign drone manufacturers the chance to surpass our own citizens in creating the machinery needed for our future police state source: npr.org   |   share:	(110)
		You know you suck when more Americans trust FOX News than your network, Ted Turner source: newsbusters.org   |   share:	(114)

Here's what happens when you combine Native Americans, the 2nd Amendment, and a billboard source: denverpost.com   |   share:

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		Taylor Swift buys $17 million mansion with cash, proves that there is indeed a sucker born every minute and you'll never go broke underestimating the taste of the American public source: tmz.com   |   share:	(83)
		George W Bush has saved more lives and done more for blacks than any other president in History, says... Fringe-Left-Wing Author Ellen Ratner source: newsbusters.org   |   share:	(165)

		Woman sues over a drug test because: A) She says it's an invasion of her privacy B) She claims the results were a false positive C) She can't pee because of a shy bladder and that violates the Americans with Disabilities Act source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share:	(155)
		When did Americans lose their British accents? Or shouldn't it be the other way 'round? source: mentalfloss.com   |   share:	(197)
		How Americans can avoid and ignore gun control: The Daily Show's John Oliver reports source: youtube.com   |   share:	(121)
		Film archivist finds the oldest footage of African Americans playing baseball ... on Georgia plantation in 1919. Just peachy (w/video) source: digtriad.com   |   share:	(27)
		Back in 1876, some French guy told an American guy about a plant from India that cured a lady in New England of Dropsy. Hmmm Dropsy wasn't gripped by spell check. Neither was hmmm. Nor was grip, but Bornholm will...damn it source: blogs.westword.com   |   share:	(33)

		Just like American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, and Trading Spaces, Americans take a horrible British idea and somehow make it even more disgusting source: rollingstone.com   |   share:	(112)
		If you're going to leave Alabama to go on jihad with terrorists, don't go whining on Twitter when you get shot in the neck source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(84)
		The Greater Danger: American liberals are obsessed not with terrorism but with the color and ethnicity of terrorists source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(203)
		That Mother Jones article saying more right-wingers have killed Americans than Islamists? Yeah, it's about as accurate as you'd expect from that bunch source: breitbart.com   |   share:	(326)

Americans are going to Canada for college now because tuition is too damn high source: usnews.nbcnews.com   |   share:

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		There is one reassuring constant in American life: when tragedy strikes, be it natural disaster, industrial accident, or act or terror; and a fund is set up to compensate the victims, Kenneth Feinberg will be there to dole out the money source: bostonherald.com   |   share:	(20)
		Senators to White House: please spend DOD's $150 million athletic shoe allowance on American athletic shoes source: washingtontimes.com   |   share:	(46)
		So this ACTUALLY happened: MO's Senate has voted to cut off all funds to their driver's licensing bureau because a lawmaker's wife is convinced they are part of UN conspiracy to use the "Delphi technique" to brainwash Americans source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:	(139)
		Polls in the wake of that resounding gun bill defeat proves that the "90 percent of Americans want this" line being thrown around by gun grabbers was the sort of made-up fiction that the NRA can only dream of creating on their own source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(191)
		Rand Paul thinks killing Americans on American soil using drones is a-okay source: dailykos.com   |   share:	(101)

'Over 70 percent of America's 64 previous mass shooters were white American men. But no one asked why White Americans or Christian Americans were not aggressively condemning these acts of terror.' Seriously, wtf is up with white people source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		Tamerlan's "best friend" and two others were the victims of an unsolved murder in 2011 (Graphic/Not safe for work images on article page) source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(115)
		Rand Paul became a conservative hero for forcing Obama to stop using drones to kill people on American soil. Little did he know that doing so would make him a terrorist sympathizer source: nationalreview.com   |   share:	(120)
		American citizen to be tried as an American citizen. Sadly, in 2013, this warrants a news flash source: cnn.com   |   share:	(492)
		"When I took my daughter to America, I didn't know I was doing wrong" says mother who fled Sweden to keep her daughter from her father. "America will take care of us" source: startribune.com   |   share:	(97)

Crappy examples of the greatest dead American car brands from the 50's source: jalopnik.com   |   share:

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Lindsey Graham says that the Constitution doesn't apply to Americans with funny names and dark hair source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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Americans outraged that Boston memorial service interrupted "The Price Is Right" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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Actual headline: "Let's hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American." Because if there is one thing Americans can't stand, it is foreigners taking our jobs source: salon.com   |   share:

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Pat Buchanan calls for all true Americans and lovers of freedom to unite in a new era of civil disobedience to combat the great travesty of gay rights sweeping the nation source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:

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		Remember that oil pipeline event in Arkansas? Remember how the patriotic corporation was saving Americans from the MSM lies? Remember the 12 other oil spills that happened in the last 30 days? source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(273)
		If you've committed war crimes working for the US government, you're going to have to cancel your Russian vacation source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(38)
		CDC: Four out of five Americans were prescribed antibiotics last year. Doctors: We weren't aware that Paris Hilton was back on the dating circuit source: cbsnews.com   |   share:	(57)

		Don't take this literally, but never get out of the boat source: weeklystandard.com   |   share:	(17)
		British humor is more dry and subtle than American humor. For instance, this British police officer Tweeted on Margaret Thatcher's death: "87 years too late," "marvelous stuff," "the world was a better place". Cheeky bugger source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(29)

		Ten American habits that the British just don't understand. Of course, #1 on the list is such low-hanging fruit that it's not even worth mentioning in the headline source: bbcamerica.com   |   share:	(321)
		You ever notice how American parents raise their children like THIS, but parents from all other countries raise their children like THIS? source: slate.com   |   share:	(55)

		Holy cow. Third of Americans support Christianity as official religion source: wisconsingazette.com   |   share:	(251)
		Americans: We found a way to make chocolate with half the fat. British: Can it be made with alcohol? I am so proud right now. The British, asking the important questions since 3700 BC source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(22)

Americans hold about $1 trillion in student loans, and the debt burden is only getting heavier, and few students are asking questions about what type of loans--if any--they should take source: npr.org   |   share:

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One for the "WTF" file: American helicopters can no longer perform, so we're now buying Russian helicopters source: en.rian.ru   |   share:

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		Majority of Americans: "Legalize it" source: latimes.com   |   share:	(244)
		Tonsillectomy now recommended for adults with recurring sore throats, once again giving Americans an excuse to go on an all ice cream diet source: webmd.com   |   share:	(31)

		American-style supersizing of Japan is in process, as restaurants and retailers offer biggie-sized versions of yakitori, bento, and steaks for minimal increase in price source: the-japan-news.com   |   share:	(13)
		43% of gun owners think that the laws covering gun sales should be stricter. Easy for them to say source: firstread.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(449)
		Iranian dairy company makes a five ton tub of ice cream to break a world's record. Or as Americans call that, the "party size" source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(8)
		2% of Obama supporters and 5% of Romney supporters walked into the voting booth just hoping to see the right lizard elected source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(65)
		Pat Robertson complains that Americans have gotten too educated to be fooled by God's pranks source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(440)

		Down on your luck and unhappy with your place on the economic ladder? Here's a gun source: opposingviews.com   |   share:	(202)
		Generations X and Y are coming together like jelly to rule American politics, award each other trophies source: cnn.com   |   share:	(306)

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Marvel Comics decides to make the word "Mutant" a racist word in their universe, will now refer to those people as Attractive and Successful Homo Superior Americans source: wonderworldcomics.com   |   share:

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		Nearly 1,500 times a year seven highly trained horses carry the remains of American Heroes to their final resting place at Arlington National Cemetery source: cbsnews.com   |   share:	(50)
		The GOP does not need to reach out to hispanics, African-Americans, or gays. It needs to pander to the one group it has been ignoring: old, white males source: americanthinker.com   |   share:	(199)

		While Americans shriek over healthcare and gay marriage, the Monsanto Protection Act slipped silently through Congress source: rt.com   |   share:	(243)
		Bye Bye, Miss American Pie: The job market is so miserably weak that Americans are choosing to live in government-guaranteed poverty rather than take a chance on the labor market source: theatlantic.com   |   share:	(200)
		Follow The Money: While Americans remain divided on immigration, President Obama and the lobbyists are not. They have turned the immigration debate into a one sided affair source: cnbc.com   |   share:	(30)
		Sales of soda haven't been so flat since 1996, when Americans actually had bellies that were flat source: dispatch.com   |   share:	(36)

		Out of all stupid things Antonin Scalia has said or written about homosexuality and equal rights for gay Americans, here are absolutely the 7 worst source: motherjones.com   |   share:	(208)
		Next up on the banned list: American bulldogs source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share:	(100)
		Brits turn to American candy to satisfy their sweet tooth source: qz.com   |   share:	(64)

		Hey, 90 percent of Americans, what are you complaining about? Your incomes have gone up nearly $60. Sure, that's over forty years, but still source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(122)
		The real reason Americans are more accepting of homosexuals? Ellen DeGeneres source: npr.org   |   share:	(175)
		John Kerry Can't believe that Iraq is allowing Iran to fly weapons to Syria through its airspace "after all the American People have done to liberate" Iraq from Hussein. Also wants to know why Iraq keeps hitting itself source: pressherald.com   |   share:	(80)

Two thirds of Americans went to the movies last year. The other third are still trying to save up enough for a ticket and popcorn source: usatoday.com   |   share:

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The man claiming to be Prince is going on a 28-date American tour source: digitalspy.com   |   share:

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On the 10th anniversary of the Iraq war, 53% of Americans say the war was a mistake. The other 47% are still deciding between disaster, debacle or catastrophe source: gallup.com   |   share:

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		Half of all Americans have more credit card debt than savings. The other half are childless source: abcnews.go.com   |   share:	(384)
		Americans on fixing the budget deficit: 'Stop funding what I don't like' source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(85)

Legendary English striker Michael Owen to retire after 89 international caps and 40 goals, none of which Americans saw because they had fallen asleep trying to watch international soccer source: guardian.co.uk   |   share:

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		Apparently Americans actually like repressing minorities, destroying the social safety net, imprisoning doctors and pregnant women, and stealing your money to give it to the wealthy. We just don't like the people who are doing it source: slate.com   |   share:	(50)
		Opposition to gay marriage so successful that now only 58% of Americans support equal rights for gay people source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(148)
		Local Tea Party president and former American Fascist Party member describes the AFP as "basically a scattering of people across the continent just complaining" source: texastribune.org   |   share:	(85)
		American Airlines ordered to justify the $20 million severance given to their CEO. "Because he asked for it" apparently wasn't a good enough explanation source: chicagotribune.com   |   share:	(216)

		Man who has spent 30 years building a small farm in the Appalachian mountains faces having to tear it all down because local officials found the wood he cut and milled himself wasn't properly marked source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(164)
		Five myths about the Revolutionary War everyone believes. Or why Texas will cry itself to sleep tonight source: cracked.com   |   share:	(181)
		American bedbugs are becoming immune to pesticides. "USA USA" source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share:	(60)

		Mr. Rogers was the greatest American ever and here are five moments that prove it, because he always made it a beautiful day in the neighborhood source: cracked.com   |   share:	(91)
		Not content with forcing restaurants to display the number of calories in its meals, new study suggests Americans would also benefit from a graphic of a traffic light to indicate how healthy each plate is source: mnn.com   |   share:	(124)
		Scorsese fanboy Anthony Bourdain hosts public showing of Goodfellas, says there is no finer American movie and that food scenes are true to reality. "You like Paulie a little bit because you see that he's taking the time to be gentle with his garlic" source: comingsoon.net   |   share:	(48)

1983 was a banner year for American culture. Turning 30 this year: McNuggets, Weird Al's first album, Plinko, "Return of the Jedi", Hooters, and most importantly, TCP/IP source: mentalfloss.com   |   share:

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"Six percent of Americans believe in unicorns. Twenty four percent believe dinosaurs and man hung out together. Eighteen percent believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Nearly 30% believe cloud computing involves actual clouds" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		New poll says only 30% of Americans trust the government, 70% have more faith in the relative of that deposed Nigerian prince source: washington.cbslocal.com   |   share:	(42)
		The opposition Siumut Party appears to have won a plurality of the 31 seats in the Greenlandic Parliament, which is also the number of Americans even aware of Greenlandic politics source: upi.com   |   share:	(21)
		Water ends soda's two decade long reign as America's favorite drink. Wait... water? Like from out of the toilet? source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(30)
		I affirm that the Catholic Church should take some form of action to redress the discrimination against hiring an American Pope source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(45)
		Bob Dylan voted into American Academy of Arts and Mmgrmphms source: rollingstone.com   |   share:	(9)
		What Americans look like to North Koreans source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(318)

Paul Ryan: "We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people" source: buzzfeed.com   |   share:

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(Some Guy)		Researchers find more workplace bullying being outsourced overseas. God, we can't even get sexually harassed by Americans anymore source: cap-news.com   |   share:	(16)
		Study shows Americans want Socialized medicine, but they're just too stupid to realize it source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(208)

In the 1960's, a Thorium reactor ran safely for over 6,000 hours. The science was buried because it wasn't good at making nuclear weapons. Today, you can sign a We The People petition to give LFTR technology a second life source: wh.gov   |   share:

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		Americans increasingly interested in defying taboo and eating eyeballs. At least, Foodie-Americans are source: blogs.kqed.org   |   share:	(58)
		Are we just re-fighting the culture wars of the 1960s, without the 1960s idealistic view of a great American future to build together? source: bloomberg.com   |   share:	(79)

		The freakshow that Rodman just pulled off makes him the most successful American diplomat in recent memory, so suck it all you haters who tried to gain access to the North Korean regime before. Oh and John Kerry, you must be livid source: nypost.com   |   share:	(35)
		Bumper sticker now on streets of DC: "Barack 2012. Michelle: 2016." Here comes the poll source: washingtontimes.com   |   share:	(94)
		The death of one of the greatest gifts in the English language: the pun. Experts believe it happened sometime in the recent present source: slate.com   |   share:	(162)
		Over a half a million Americans travel more than 90 minutes each way to work; Atlantans only wish they were that lucky source: money.cnn.com   |   share:	(172)
		Five-year-old orphaned Chinese girl was unable to hear, speak or use sign language. Then an American doctor of audiology decided to not only adopt her, but also get her a cochlear implant. The dust, it's everywhere. w/vid source: kjrh.com   |   share:	(64)

Rand Paul : "Drones against Americans in the US?" Holder: "Nah.... unless maybe Pearl Harbor or 9/11." Paul: *POUTRAGE* source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:

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American woman sets new indoor pole vault record. No, not her, a different one source: thestar.com   |   share:

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		Polls show Americans largely favor cutting the deficit, however they also largely favor increasing spending without raising revenue. Welp, that's it folks, pack it up, democracy's over source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(325)
		New poll says that 87% of Americans say it's never okay to cheat on your taxes. The other 13% have accountants source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(28)
		AT&T has found yet another way to screw over Americans source: wired.com   |   share:	(21)
		From the "It's Not Racist When WE Do It" files: Liberal SuperPAC accuses Mitch McConnell of outsourcing American jobs because his wife is Chinese source: wfpl.org   |   share:	(142)

		"The question should not be why Americans loathe and fear dependence on the state, but rather: why do Americans loathe and fear some forms of state dependence but not others?" source: opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share:	(63)
		Video montage of Americans refusing to cooperate with DHS checkpoints source: reason.com   |   share:	(147)

		The latest dumb way Americans are wasting money: Paying someone to collect freshly-delivered mail from their mailbox, haul it back to an office, scan it, and e-mail it back to them. Yeah, really source: cnn.com   |   share:	(106)
		According to a new poll, a majority of Americans find the Republican Party "out of touch" and "extreme." Obviously this means that the GOP needs to become more pure and move farther to the right source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(95)
		John Kerry: "Americans have a right to be stupid," a right he has championed since implying intellectually lazy were stuck in Iraq source: reuters.com   |   share:	(93)

"Kyrzakhstan"? Secretary of State John Kerry begins his tenure by following a time-honored American tradition of mangling the name of foreign countries source: theweek.com   |   share:

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"Unfortunately, Americans learn geography from war and history from hollywood" source: cbc.ca   |   share:

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		The Koch Brothers have fired 100 staffers at Americans for Prosperity and are conducting an audit to try to determine why most of the money they spent on elections last year went straight down the shiatter source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(190)
		If you are an American conservative who is depressed about future trends, you might want to learn the words to "Oh Canada" source: montrealgazette.com   |   share:	(109)

		Good: House GOP to vote on Violence Against Women Act next week. Facepalm: They stripped out coverage for lesbians and Native Americans - AGAIN source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(257)
		"We are not A-cup Americans and DD-cup Americans. We are all just Americans, who love breasts" source: slate.com   |   share:	(1164)
		While Americans work to take guns out of the hands of people, police in Thailand are arming their dogs source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(33)
		Great moment in American history: Lincoln tells Americans civil war is over, way forward is by reconciliation. Not so great moment in American history: McCain tells Aurora victim's mother she can forget about assault weapons ban to pass. Crowd cheers source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(586)

Fantasy: Well, thank goodness we Americans are safe from that whole horsemeat scandal. Reality: Our beef is way more disgusting than any European meat, horse or otherwise source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:

(216)

		Ten things you should know about social security, other than Obama is part of a Kenyan plot to destroy America source: money.usnews.com   |   share:	(52)
		While the Americans continue to flounder and most of the world is on thin ice, Germany's strong economy is single-handedly carrying the EU source: bloomberg.com   |   share:	(48)

McCain to David Gregory: Do you care that Obama caused the death of four Americans by covering up how they died? source: newsbusters.org   |   share:

(211)

Look to your left. Now look to your right. Now look down. One of you has an STD source: azcentral.com   |   share:

(46)

		Polls show: two-thirds of Americans would like to see the minimum wage at $10 an hour - including half of Republicans source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(414)
		Four in ten Americans are now living paycheck to paycheck. The other six are still asking "What's a paycheck?" source: latimes.com   |   share:	(89)
		World's largest airline is a done deal source: triad.news14.com   |   share:	(58)

		Atlanta Braves 0, Native Americans 1 source: inamerica.blogs.cnn.com   |   share:	(70)
(Explore Mars)		Americans believe NASA spending represents 2.4% of federal budget. NASA's actual budget is 0.5%. After being presented with this percentage, 75 percent of Americans said "increase NASA's budget 1% to fund Mars mission" source: exploremars.org   |   share:	(56)

		And the next most powerful man in the world is ... Cardinal Timothy Dolan from New York. Nuff said source: irishcentral.com   |   share:	(194)
		Americans slowly begin declaring their freedom from French fries source: marketwatch.com   |   share:	(59)

		Bioshock Infinite will feature the ideals of early 20th century American exceptionalism run amok in a steam-punk inspired alternate universe. Guess who has a problem with this source: breitbart.com   |   share:	(200)
		Romanes eunt domus source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share:	(76)
		Fired newspaper employee gets buzz with Unemployed Reporter porter beer, a style "dark and bitter as the future of American journalism, and a high alcohol content designed to numb the pain of a slow, inexorable march toward obsolescence" source: jimromenesko.com   |   share:	(13)

		Americans don't know that we could be energy independent by 2020, if we wanted to source: nationaljournal.com   |   share:	(226)
		56% of Americans support an assault weapons ban. The other 44% were too busy hunkering in the bunker and buying all the price inflated ammo they could afford source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(404)
		New report says that climate change could devastate agriculture, signaling more bad news for the seven Americans who still actually eat vegetables source: usatoday.com   |   share:	(34)
		Top 10 most disliked US athletes are exactly who'd you'd expect source: bleacherreport.com   |   share:	(154)

		The Monopoly iron was a remnant of metal-working in Chicago. So there you go. A small, metallic bit of American history. Tossed out for a cat source: theweek.com   |   share:	(170)
		The single most important chart in American politics source: swampland.time.com   |   share:	(210)
		American cities with the the highest and lowest cost of living ... as determined by the price of a six pack of beer source: theatlanticcities.com   |   share:	(49)

		How do you make a group of anti-immigration protesters scatter like flies? Just have a couple of Native Americans start throwing their tripe right back at them source: liveleak.com   |   share:	(50)
		NBC obtains formerly secret memo that lays out the case why the government can assassinate some of its own citizens; with link to actual memo source: openchannel.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(478)

		DNA used to prove "Yeti" terrorizing Russia for three years is an American source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(39)
		There's only one factory left making made-in-American lapel pins for patriotic politicians source: bostonherald.com   |   share:	(14)

		From the "This is why we can't have nice things" desk: 45% of Americans say they believe in ghosts source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(407)
		New book examines why Americans still COME to the Renaissance Faire after death of 60s counterculture that spawned it source: slate.com   |   share:	(139)
		If you're one of the millions of Americans planning on watching this year's Super Bowl then make sure that you're inside a Faraday cage and your tin foil hat is securely in place source: gawker.com   |   share:	(61)

Two Swedes sing better English lyrics than any American has put out in the last decade source: youtube.com   |   share:

(15)

Mooselini says: "I encourage others to step out in faith, jump out of the comfort zone, and broaden our reach as believers in American exceptionalism. " source: mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share:

(87)

		25% of Americans believe that God watches football and hates kickers source: clickorlando.com   |   share:	(24)
		44% of Americans could not cover basic costs for three months if they lose their job source: npr.org   |   share:	(431)

The creepiest pictures of American girls with their dolls that you'll see today source: slate.com   |   share:

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		"Someone said that the country, this country today, now longs for a time when most Americans will, once again, have no idea who the Secretary of the Treasury is" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(25)
		American automotive service industry: You should definitely change your oil every 3000 miles. American automotive consumers: Uh ... nice try source: edmunds.com   |   share:	(129)

Blisters have healed in American music: Violent Femmes add it up, will reunite for Coachella source: jsonline.com   |   share:

(26)

		In the "how did we miss this" news category, yesterday was "Beer Can Appreciation Day". In belated honor here are the top 25 American canned beers source: coedmagazine.com   |   share:	(155)
		Puppy Bowl locker room stream goes live, American productivity slows to a crawl source: 1035kissfm.com   |   share:	(26)

		Despite ban, some Americans still make and eat haggis. That's offal source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(75)
		Obama spokesman claims Obama "would object" to the "annihilation" of the Republican Party, proving once again that he is out of the mainstream and not in touch with what the average American really wants source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(207)

		Is Obama's sudden interest in disarming Americans really because of a secret UN arms trade treaty? source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(338)
		"What we're seeing now is a stock market boom that is simultaneously driving Americans' wealth higher, supporting economic growth, and is well-supported by the fundamentals of what companies are earning" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(30)

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