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152 headlines found matching 'Americans'
Thu November 27, 2014
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving poutine manages to offend both Canadians and Native Americans alike
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(46)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: Do not send out your Christmas cards until you learn how to properly pluralize your name and correctly utilize apostrophe's
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(88)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Number of Americans who smoke hits 50-year low. I guess people just don't want to look cool anymore
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(146)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Salmonella in ten states linked to raw bean sprouts. Food industry experts shocked that there are Americans who eat bean sprouts
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(18)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well done, Farkers. Americans now drink more craft beers than Budweisers
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(41)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese reporter checks out American sushi restaurant in Japan, realizes he's the only Japanese customer in the joint
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(85)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans will go shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently most have already bought their Christmas presents on Black Friday after Halloween
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(45)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds Americans' ratings of healthcare coverage has remained relatively steady. In other words, it's still unaffordable, unreliable and unattainable
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(52)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's list of the 100 most influential Americans includes Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and... L. Ron Hubbard?
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(108)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why are Americans so obsessed with always going back and to the left?
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(93)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Obama's announcement last night: Native Americans remind everyone that they granted blanket amnesty to 316.1 million illegals
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(89)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five fun facts about Black Friday - including the fact that 55 percent of Americans want no part of it
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(54)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says that Ebola ranks among Americans' top three healthcare concerns. The other two are Obamacare and drinking from the same glass as Paris Hilton
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(101)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
One reason why Americans are poorer than their parents is a decline in overtime pay standards since the 1970s. Here's how the Obama administration can restore that without Congress
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the message from voters in the midterms: "About 64 percent of the American people rejected the two-party system. They rejected Washington as it now functioned"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Americans love their own Obamacare but hate everyone else's Obamacare
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(84)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Nutritionists release list of the ten absolutely worst foods to eat. Americans: Challenge accepted
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(221)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
No matter how hard Americans try, we will never be able to make our food look as cute as the Japanese do
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Fri November 14, 2014
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Pew study says Americans fear they have lost control of their personal data. Research conducted among shoppers at Michaels, Home Depot, Target
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(6)
 
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Americans watch hurling for the first time that doesn't involve the Raiders offense
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Obama paid Jonathan Gruber almost half a million dollars to call Americans stupid
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(150)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
A ridiculously huge 9% of Americans furiously hate their Obamacare while a completely insignificant 71% of Americans find it tepidly acceptable at best
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(331)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Federal law enforcement agents fly small planes loaded with gear to spy on Americans' cell phone calls. Your crazy uncle's tinfoil hat is looking more comfortable by the minute
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(63)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
2.8 million Americans quit their job in September. This is bad news for ... hang on, I'm being handed a note and ... this is good news for Obama
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(120)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Another "grassroots" organization, Truth in Texas Textbooks, hires voluntary scholars to purge the pro-Muslim bias in Texas textbooks and ask the tough questions like "Who are these Native Americans? Are they Indians?"
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(125)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ah yes Utopian thinking... I mean Libertarian thinking. Or is it just that 98 percent of America doesn't agree with you?
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(173)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Over half the people in the US are under-18 pregnant Muslim teenagers who came to this country illegally so they could reap our sweet sweet unemployment benefits
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember all those times when Pizza Hut would introduce a cool new type of pizza but only non-Americans were allowed to enjoy it? Well, our time has finally come, my fellow Yankees. On November 19th, our long national nightmare will be over
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Mon November 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says she "loves" her 3D printer, says she can print out a shiv in minutes that used to take hours of painstakingly honing a toothbrush handle against the walls of a cell
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(36)
 
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
How Obama and Democrats really view people
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(390)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope demotes outspoken conservative American cardinal, presumably to sparrow
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(85)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like FDR banned Americans from owning gold as he devalued the US Dollar by 75%, Russia's Vladimir Putin may ban Russians from cashing out of Rubles into Western currencies
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(18)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, sue 'em. Washington Redskins suing 5 Native Americans who filed trademark petition against the team. Next logical step: use lawyers on the field to improve team's awful record
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(153)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As with every other election day, CNN is asking the usual stupid question: "Should Americans be forced to vote?"
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(153)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Research Institute of Obvious Studies comes a report that the majority of Americans like their guns. And they do NOT like anyone getting in between them and their guns, especially politicians
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Stein, former Nixon speechwriter: Obama "is the most racist president there has ever been in America. He is purposely trying to use race to divide Americans"
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(273)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Seven places where Farklibs will be given a free college education, far away from the rest of us real Americans
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(112)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
71% of all new jobs in New Hampshire have gone to immigrants. Apparently it's hard to find Americans who are willing to sit and wait two months to fill a bucket with sap dripping from a maple tree
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Fri October 31, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans spent $350 million on Halloween costumes this year. For their dogs
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli cartoonist, under fire for drawing Netanyahu flying a plane into an American building, claims he was unaware that Americans may be 'sensitive' about 9/11
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(92)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party brand sucks and so people don't want to be a Republican, and for 80 years, African-Americans have had nothing to do with Republicans." --Rand Paul. No really, he said that, it's not a plagiarism joke
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eleven Americans die at work every day. Enjoy your Friday
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(156)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona high school defends its nickname of the Redskins. Apparently it isn't referring to Native Americans, but rather what happens to residents who go outside for five minutes without sunscreen
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America is now officially bored with Ebola and doesn't want to hear any more stories about it
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(121)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maximum 401(k) plan contributions to increase to $18,000 in 2015. Which is good news for the few Americans whose job pays more than $18,000 a year
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more cities outlaw free food for the poor because it makes them dependent. 47% of Americans seen hemming and hawing in the corner
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(130)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans need to be more productive during their morning commute; all they do is sit mindlessly behind the wheel in traffic"
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(144)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Americans fail at even the most basic knowledge of the Affordable Obamacare Act
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(143)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
More Americans have married Kim Kardashian than contracted Ebola
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(124)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $350 million on Pagan rituals this year
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(115)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
For the first time in seven years, whiskey finally defeats vodka in the War of the Spirits
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(55)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why Americans love Costco-sized portions
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(51)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since the start of the "War on Poverty," we have spent over 22 TRILLION dollars on it. Apparently, $22 T buys a lot of poverty. Currently, 48 million Americans live in poverty, a new record. Yay, US?
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(119)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Ambassador calls ISIS "an American myth" s apparently those armed guys occupying half his country are just over exuberant tourists or rowdy frat boys or something
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(57)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Americans decide to ruin another great British comedy, wonder if you've tried turning it off and on again
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(118)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A survey of what retailers are most afraid of: lack of demand, slow demand, decreasing demand
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(36)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that weather phobia is a thing, a big swirling thing of wind and rain, filled with roof tiles, tree branches, farm animals, and, in general, going to get 1 in 10 Americans
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(38)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Old News: Americans don't work out enough. New News: We work out too much
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(95)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The real problem with Ebola? Whiny Americans and cable news
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(98)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Problem: Americans think the federal government are a bunch of heavy-handed Vogon thugs and it's hurting the Census Bureau's ability to do their jobs. Census Bureau's solution goes "O freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me"
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Mon October 13, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
One in four Americans see Ebola as a major U.S. public health threat. The other three are still more frightened by Obamacare
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(45)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada. Here are four reasons why Americans should celebrate that instead of Columbus Day
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(74)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scott Brown, currently running for US Senate seat in NH, tells Americans to elect Republicans "and we will set this country on a better, safer path," because that worked so well in 2001, 2008
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(82)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
One in four of Americans think poor people don't work hard enough. The other three were unavailable from working at their three jobs
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(130)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan advises Americans to resist black-robed dictators legalizing gay marriage with all the dignity and honor that they resisted the same dictators orders to end segregation
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(158)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly: "Obama wants Americans to die from Ebola in order to make US more like Africa"
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(227)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Stanford research has found that Americans are increasingly divided along political party lines - and those sentiments are stronger than racial biases
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(164)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder: "My Native-American friend, Mark One Wolf, loves the name R*dskin." Native-Americans: "THAT GUY IS WHITE YOU F*CKTARD"
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(98)
 
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
AFC Wimbledon knocks Milton Keynes out of cup competition. For Americans, this is like if Seattle basketball fans put together a team, went to Oklahoma City to play the Thunder, and won
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(70)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Signifying NBA basketball is a dying sport that Americans are tired of watching, league can only convince ESPN and TNT to triple their spending on NBA TV broadcasting rights, totaling $24 billion over 9 years. Imagine if it were popular
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(87)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
American whiskey company blends what it calls "a gateway drug for Scotch haters" to try and expose Americans to alcoholic drinks that aren't sweet and involve being blended with white Gatorade and ice at some point before serving
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(45)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
American propaganda posters from the First World War, when propaganda was cool
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(5)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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(115)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you watched NBC News tonight and thought "Why the hell is Dr. Nancy Snyderman in the Liberian village where that guy caught ebola?", you weren't paranoid, because her cameraman just tested positive for ebola
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(213)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
A study/map of dreams reveals which states dream about sex the most and which dream about choking lions or South Dakota beauty queens
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(19)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What did China learn from Ferguson? Well, nothing other than Americans have a confusing tendency to not run over rioters with tanks
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(44)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
10% of Americans consume over 74 alcoholic drinks on average weekly, keep beverage industries, their livers afloat
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(186)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why do homosexuals not like me? I merely think that they should be limited to second-class marriages, not be allowed to raise their own children, and that African-Americans enjoyed full and equal civil rights as soon as they could no longer be sold
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(105)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
The British get Domino's Stuffed Crust pizzas that Americans can't get, such as Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Crust variety. In return, Americans will have to accept fish and chips stuffed with bacon and cheese and spotted dick
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(9)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Restaurant that kicked out a blind man because he brought his service dog with him learns about a little thing called the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(143)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proving that Americans will eat almost anything, man puts every Taco Bell ingredient together and still pleases people. "It's pretty much the best thing I've ever eaten out of a Taco Bell"
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(19)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Those runaway Afghan soldiers visited a strip club then headed for Canada when they saw what Americans look like naked
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do tourists live up to their national stereotypes: Americans loud, Germans bossy, English drunk and Japanese going everywhere in tightly-packed tour groups? What's been your experience?
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(18)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 36 percent of Americans can correctly identify which party controls the House or Senate. The majority know Obama is a Muslim, though
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(128)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The Independence Day speech had nothing on this
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(19)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how we can finally get rid of the American penny once and for all
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(342)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the first CD printed in the United States was released and it was, fittingly, Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA
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(100)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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(78)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know if the hipsters will like or dislike the news that a Russian firm is acquiring iconic American brewer Pabst
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(40)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(113)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Poverty rate in the U.S. falls to 14.5%. The other 85.5% of Americans are still just a paycheck away
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(122)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(265)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(200)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(97)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve report says the super rich have gotten richer. Apparently it's following a trend that started around 1776
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More American families own cats than stocks
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(149)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 4.7 million jobs available. Subby is still holding out for management
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(154)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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(439)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly support what Obama is doing against ISIS... until you tell them that he's doing it
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(183)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
FBI would like you to know that a brutal communist regime is recruiting leftist academics to help influence and recruit students on campus as agents. This is not a repeat of 1951
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(76)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
We can thank George W. Bush for all those wiretaps on American citizens
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(226)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are eating more butter than at any time in history. Evidence is still sketchy, but scientists believe it's because Americans are fatter than any time in history
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(108)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gorn becomes series regular on The Americans. Looks like that peace treaty negotiated by the Metrons has finally started paying off
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(28)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The worst things Americans say while traveling abroad include: "Do you speak English?", "I love your accent," and "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
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(338)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
H&R Block reports 1Q loss, as more Americans decide that TurboTax® is less painful than sitting down with their seasonal employees
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(45)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama to put 350 soldiers on the ground in Iraq to help protect and defend Americans
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(123)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS goes two for two
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(339)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(96)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News Host: Please, oh please, couldn't Putin rule the U.S., maybe for just a couple days?
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(208)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(228)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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(170)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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Sun August 24, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Americans say there is no room for Jell-O
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(47)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Islamic militants' response to Ferguson police roughing up journalists: "Amateurs"
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(238)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(172)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming, since Americans need something to tide them over until it's time for Halloween candy corn Oreos and Thanksgiving gingerbread Oreos
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(38)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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Mon August 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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Fri August 15, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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(21)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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(174)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Department of Pulling Numbers out of your Ass is back with your annual fantasy football article
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(47)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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(59)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
One in ten Americans say they never trust the government. The other nine still have some trust left, also believe Lucy will actually let Charlie Brown kick the football
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Mon August 11, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come for the newest sanction as Russia bans the import of American chickens. Stay for the fun fact that most all chickens raised and sold in U.S. get a big bath in chlorine
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(69)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matthew Rhys cast as Bradley Cooper's rival in a new comedy about French chefs. Hopefully, Rhys gets a wig that's as ridiculous as anything he's worn in The Americans
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative group is up in arms over US history being presented in our schools as one long story of groups in conflict
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(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
US customs geniuses ruin New Zealand cricketer's bat by drilling it full of holes in a search for drugs
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
57% of Americans eat alone. Table for one?
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(12)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obamacare: You get a mandate exemption. You get a mandate exemption. EVERYBODY GETS A MANDATE EXEMPTION. Except you, non-donor, you didn't build that
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(309)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many farks do Americans give about net neutrality? 4,377
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(21)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
58% of Americans are unpatriotic assholes. Damn hippies
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(166)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Americans show their compassion for Ebola victims in the only way they can: threatening emails to receiving hospitals
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(165)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans disapprove of their own member of Congress, would rather see demon spawn of Fidel Castro and members of Nickelback run the country
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(143)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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(113)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Number of confirmed Ebola cases in US set to rise 100%
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling finds that Americans hate Congress more than they hate Jar-Jar Binks and Darth Vader put together
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(52)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows that Americans have many weird sexual fantasies but few carry them out. However, sexploration on public transportation is on the rise
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(23)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Confirmed case of Ebola in Atlanta
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(236)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans now borrowing less for college. Apparently they are going back to the old way of paying for higher education ... selling their stuff on eBay
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(37)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
110% of Americans disapprove of Obama
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
For all you Eric Snowden detractors out there, a new study shows that the Snowden leaks have helped Americans to greatly increase the security of their communications. Oh, did I say "Americans"? I meant terrorists
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unable to wait patiently for ebola to make its way to the US naturally, the CDC decides to import it
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(147)
 

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