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Headlines matching 'Americans'
Thu April 17, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fear the future technology, fearful Americans. Fear it good
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(27)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The real trouble with American health care? Our doctors kinda suck
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(119)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pew (pew pew) poll suggests Americans are cautiously excited about future technology, but only 1% of us want a personal jetpack
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(54)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Suspected US drone strikes are affecting the Yemeni psyche to the point where they think the drones are checking out their women, although if that was the case we'd have drones all over Sweden instead
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(39)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Fruit and vegetable prices are on the rise. Finally some bad economic news that doesn't effect any Americans
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(13)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News hosts drop the pretense and articulate their real vision of what they want for average Americans "That's what we should have - no labor law and no minimum wage, they work for a dollar a week"
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
62% of Americans favor a flat tax. And their opinions are just as valid and well thought-out as the 52% that prefer cats to dogs, and the 29% that enjoy Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
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(315)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Native Americans were crucial for America to win WW2 even after America screwed them for a century
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(44)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Why do people willingly work in cubicles when the fabric boxes make them so miserable?" Well, probably because it was a better option than running a Walmart cash register
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(171)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
In a breakthrough discovery, pollsters find that Americans think their taxes are too high
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(181)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Americans are "crazy, driven, hard working" but in France "they stroll home, stop by the cafe, take-August off". Cadillac's new "anti-French" video ad has not gone down well in France, of all places
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(182)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, drones do a lot of rotten things like blowing up wedding parties and spying on Americans. But they also discover ancient villages buried in New Mexico
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(26)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Soccer America)
 
 
 
Summer friendly between Manchester United and Real Madrid sells out in Ann Arbor, making it possible that Michigan Stadium will host the biggest ever soccer crowd in American history
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(18)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert called "so-called comedian" by failed TV talk show host who made Americans wish for Pat Sajak's return
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(120)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
80% of Americans are stressed about their jobs. The other 20% are looking for a job
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(30)
 
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Somehow, Syrian rebels are getting their hands on advanced American anti-armor missiles. TANKS, OBAMA
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(37)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adam Jones says that stupid fans running out on the field should be fined. "You slap them with a nice $10,000 fine, $20,000 fine, I'm pretty sure that's going to hurt the modern American"
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(31)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former senator says the American people, not the federal government, ended slavery. Other than the Constitution, Army and president, he's basically right
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(156)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Great American Country network, with its fresh all-American lifestyle positioning, unveils two new reality series that represent the essence of America: roadkill disposal men and junk gleaners
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Americans are in such lousy financial shape that 4 in 10 say they could not come up with $2,000 if their lives depended on it
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(425)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that the less likely an American is to know where Ukraine is on a map, the more likely he is to want to intervene militarily there
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(103)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Afghans: "You want to blow me up to stop me from voting? Nice try, I'm still going to do it." Americans: "You want to prevent me from watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians to stop me from voting? Holy crap, I better stay home"
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(52)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Americans with Disabilities Act exempted small business from onerous requirements. The Obama administration, which has demonstrated contempt for reasonableness by never exempting anything, cannot be trusted to alter the ADA
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(67)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Banks forced to ponder putting overdraft fees out to pasture after the number of Americans paying them dropped to a 14-year low. Could this be the end of the most hated bank fee in existence?
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(71)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer will soon bore Americans in Atlanta also
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(31)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Americans say 75% of politicians are corrupt. The other 25% are just shady, crooked, untrustworthy
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(59)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The rise in Americans who claim no religious affiliation coincides with the rise of the Internet, global warming, and pirates
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(170)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Many GOP Congressmen have been accused of being nothing more than mouthpieces or mannequins for the Koch brothers, but never before has one proved that to be literally true quite so publicly
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(193)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld vehemently denies the suggestion the Bush administration tried to link Saddam Hussein to 9/11, saying that was all Bin Laden, and he didn't think the American people "were confused by that" (except say, 70% of Fox news viewers)
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(246)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Intel chief admits continued snooping on Americans. AMD chief promises superior snooping with integrated 3D graphics and 4Mb of L2 cache in the next generation
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(50)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are "floating in a pool" of ranch dressing. A delicious, delicious pool that goes great with everything from hot wings to pizza crust to french fries and is even better when mixed with ketchup
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Breast lifts, as opposed to breast enlargement, becoming the go-to procedure among American women but really, gals, we're good with either (SFW)
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(121)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"___________________________"
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(15)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Americans and others: What, if any, Canadian TV shows do you watch and enjoy?
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(300)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - The Parallax View, 1974, God, Mom, Apple Pie and political assassination, what's more American than that?
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mars Inc. opens its first chocolate plant in 35 years in Kansas. Which shows that no matter how bad the economy gets, you will always make money by giving Americans the chance to get even fatter
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(8)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds 68% of Americans view Russia as unfriendly or our enemy. Which is still 20% less than the number of Republicans who feel the same way about President Obama
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Fri March 28, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A claims American fast-food chicken crown, collects nearly $1 billion more annual revenue than KFC despite 60 percent fewer restaurants, no Sunday hours, and minimal presence outside the Confederacy
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(105)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Speaker John Boehner angrily asks "what the hell is this, a joke"? after learning Obama WON'T be siccing the IRS on ordinary Americans who have had trouble completing the Obamacare enrollment process
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(235)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Every culture has at least one joke involving the Polish--whether it involves screen door submarines, spinning to change a light bulb, or being invaded by Russia--but only Americans have jokes about ambulance-chasing sharks
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(35)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash's son will continue to exploit his father's memory by releasing more "newly found" recordings
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(40)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's the 70th anniversary of "The Great Escape" and survivor Paul Royle reminisces. "The movie I disliked intensely because there were no motorbikes ... and the Americans weren't there"
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(19)
 
(Natural News)
 
 
 
Feeling confused and irritable? Can't sleep? Blame the cellphone towers
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(93)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man Utd owners stand fully behind beleaguered David Moyes, will not issue "vote of confidence" because all Americans and English know precisely what that would mean
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(3)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Obese and uncultured" - What the French really think about Americans and Brits according to Google
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(133)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Can new wave of investment keep American journalism off the cart?
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(13)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
5 Things Americans Should Still Be Ashamed Of Doing
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(147)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
3 in 10 Americans haven't visited a bank in 6 months, and not just because they're broke
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(57)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Obama wants the NSA to stop keeping records on Americans' calls. Bad: wants telecoms to keep them instead
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(82)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The wealthiest Americans' top worry Is ______
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(78)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Americans increasingly give up gum chewing as sales decline 11%. Bazooka Joe inconsolable
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(34)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The reality in America is that gay people are poorer than straight Americans because they're gay. The myth that they're a privileged set is just that .. a myth
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(133)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why Americans really hate Libertarians and therefore, Rand Paul
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(493)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Huh, the GOP has Hipsters too, and they are having problems just like us normal Americans, you know, things like gas for their Audis and being unable to look away from cue cards while reading to appear more human
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(322)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vaccines cause autism. Big Pharma is conspiring to keep us sick. HIV was created to kill minorities. Fluoridation is how companies get rid of toxic waste. Half of you believed something in this headline
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FARC Commander pleads guilty to kidnapping Americans, chaining them to desks to write content for his website. CAN I AT LEAST GET A BATHROOM BREAK?
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(29)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: It's time to get the country to rally around war again, and the country is ready. Seriously, have I ever been wrong?
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(279)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
If American marketers got their hands on European football clubs
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(40)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tune in, turn on, opt out
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(209)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American kids play with matches. Russian kids play with bits of the Chernobyl reactor core
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(34)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Lean Cuisine forced to tighten its belt because Americans are loosening theirs
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(26)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Ireland floods US with whiskey that isn't Jameson, urges American drinkers to mix it with Sunny D at first so the sharp, peaty taste doesn't hurt their mouths
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(37)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The ten best stouts you can find in America. Sierra Nevada made #4
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(114)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
How we ended up with red-faced Irishmen hollering at us on TV
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(70)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Americans believe Vladimir Putin is a stronger leader than Obama. Presidential advisors suggest he be more forceful with Congress, tougher with foreign opponents, take off his shirt more
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(335)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Sheila columnist tries to teach blokes how to yabber with Seppos
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(20)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Poll finds that Americans take the threat of climate change as seriously as Kryptonians did
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(219)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans are finally starting to realize 90% of TV dinners on the market are disgusting, vile frozen blocks of mystery substances unfit for human consumption
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(202)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Senator: How many Canadian patients die each year while on a waiting list? Canadian Physician: I don't know - but I do know that 45K Americans die every year for a lack of insurance
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(156)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Americans have started saying "queue." Don't blame the British. Blame Netflix
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(88)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Koch Industries subsidiary Americans for Prosperity bashes Mary Landrieu for accepting $27,000 in donations from Koch brothers over last fourteen years
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(46)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The breathless news from Russia about the shooting down of American drones over Crimea? Yeah...about that
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Americans are now using public transportation in record numbers. Apparently it came down to whether people wanted to have their pockets picked at the gas station or on the subway
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(27)
 
(MainStreet)
 
 
 
27% of Americans say that now is a good time to find a "quality" job. The other 73% aren't ready to move out of the U.S. quite yet
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(20)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny state deports U.S. citizen for. A) Terrorist activities. B) Tax fraud. C) Having cancer
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(127)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The changing tastes in American beer: Americans are drinking a good deal more Blue Moon, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Yuengling. Michelob? Not so much
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(128)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American kids have been getting a lot of snow days lately but Syrian ones have hit the jackpot with all those civil war days
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that he's running for Governor of MA, pastor who lectured Ugandan lawmakers on the evils of homosexuality, and helped draft its "life in prison for being gay" law, denies he had anything to do with the law and says "I love gay people"
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(105)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Bronies are never going away
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(294)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Colorado collects $2 millon in recreational pot taxes. Who could have seen that coming? Oh, about 300 million Americans
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(111)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nation of Farrakhan raking in profits from farming subsidies. "This is no longer about farm policy, it's merely a transfer mechanism from one set of Americans who pay taxes to another set who know how to game the system"
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(53)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
We're fat because our intestines are too clean
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(91)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Above or Below Average: The average American spends 34 hours per week watching TV, makes $786 per week, kisses someone every 34.6 hours and falls in love 4-7 times before getting married. Where do you stand?
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(134)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheesh, you get over 4,000 American troops killed on a wild goose chase, and suddenly everybody thinks you're a jerk
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(320)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A new study by Nielsen shows the average American spends 5 hours a day watching live TV. That's crazy, I don't even own a TV
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New studies are showing that Obamacare is failing to reach the uninsured. Welp, we gave this thing the old college try, guess it's time to just repeal it and move on. Good effort, lessons learned, all that
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(157)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why are US internet connections so slow? "We deregulated high-speed internet access 10 years ago... Left to their own devices, companies that supply internet access will charge high prices, because they face neither competition nor oversight"
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(138)
 
(The Statesman)
 
 
 
American airstrike kills five Afghan soldiers after pilot mistook them for Canadians
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(41)
 
(Nolo Contendere)
 
 
 
Americans fly to Asia for sex tourism. Asians fly to America for birth tourism. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
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(39)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
David Brooks: "Russia sees themselves as a quasi-theocratic nationalist utopia, and this is totally different from Americans seeing ourselves as a quasi-theocratic nationalist utopia"
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ouroboros malware devours American files, makes sure Dave Lister becomes his own father to ensure humanity's survival
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(66)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hepatitis C cases are going down...because more people are dying from it
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obamacare made people richer and no one noticed. THANKS OBAMA
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: American visits Taj Mahal. News: Marries the cab driver who took her there. Fark: Who then stabs her to death
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(89)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
A study found that 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD. 18% think "Blu-ray" is a marine animal. 15% think "software" is kind of comfortable clothing. But 61% of those surveyed said it's important to know about technology in this day and age
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(128)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Area man takes issue with American Exceptionalism, and American car ads selling Amurica instead of cars
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(159)
 
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
One of the hottest vacation spots in the world for Americans is ... Iceland?
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(57)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
More non-Americans than Americans won Oscars last night. Thanks, Obama
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(22)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The four most common complaints Americans have when visiting the ER, though the order of prominence is different depending on geographical location
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(133)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Autographed copy of Mein Kampf sold to American buyer for $64,850. Your guesses for purchaser to the right
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(267)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully fires missile, defeats imperialist American water
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(30)
 


Sat March 01, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
87% of U.S. adults now use the Internet. Apparently the other 13% still subscribe to AOL
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tim Burton, Barney & Pee Wee Herman responsible for vast increase in American mental illness
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(15)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
America's economic destiny is in the hands of a burrito restaurant
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For shame: the nation may soon find itself without such political juggernauts as "Americans Against Americans who Do Not Recycle and Misspell Bengazi"
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(52)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
America is running out of hops and you can blame American craft beer brewers for that
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
90% of Americans think the internet is good for them. The other 10% recognize it for the wretched hive of scum and villainy it is
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(40)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rob Ford says he's trying to decide whether to be a guest on an American late-night TV show or just get blitzed on the street and produce another low-budget episode of Mayors Gone Wild
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, the new GOP tax plan would actually raise taxes... but only in states that vote Democrat
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(79)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines is getting rid of discounted bereavement fares. Your loss is their gain
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(26)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Most Americans have not watched any Best Picture Oscar nominees. Apparently people feel they don't need to pay to go see "American Hustle" when they can just watch C-SPAN for free
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(73)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
American science fiction has inspired generations of people to embrace mind expanding concepts. Korean science fiction has inspired China to embrace fried chicken and beer
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(20)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House petitioned to make MLB opening day a national holiday to "ensure every American can exercise their inalienable right" to baseball. Getting election day off is still socialist though
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(29)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Americans waste nearly 1/3 of their food. Suck it Africa
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(103)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The most quotable democrat in American politics is back out of prison and planning a run for congress on his "Vote for the Crook" slogan
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why Americans don't believe in climate change: "Most Americans can't even name a living scientist. I suspect the closest many Americans get to a living, breathing scientist is Dr. Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory"
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(328)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
American Thinker discovers something called "oil" and its effect on international relations
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American public sick of his shiat, CNN pulls the plug on Piers Morgan
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(97)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American bobsledder Christ Fogt wins Bronze medal in Sochi, will return to Army active duty in two months. Oorah
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans don't have a problem with Hillary being our next President, but would rather have Biden stay our nation's kooky uncle
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(148)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Tennant talks about reliving his stubbly life over again with an American accent
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
And lo, did Moses come down from high upon the mountain. He carried a third tablet. Upon this tablet was written the "constitution" of the true Holy Land which won't come about for another 4700 years. So it is written, so it shall be 'Murica
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(140)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
For the first time since we invaded - more than 12 years ago - a majority of Americans think the War in Afghanistan was a mistake
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(256)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
George W. Bush -- who put two wars on the credit card, ill-equipped the troops for them, cut veterans benefits, turned a surplus into a deficit and encouraged Americans to spend more money -- says we aren't doing enough for the troops
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(290)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two American security officers found dead on Captain Phillips' ship. Who's the captain now?
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(46)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warning: a nudist cruise may attract dangerous, violent perverts
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative politicians often use the Founding Fathers as an example for how the country should be, not the perverted liberal post-apocalyptic fornicating hell it has become. Well, about that
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(24)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans celebrate economic recovery with debt - lots of debt
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A week after a gold medalist snowboarder said he wished Winter Olympics medals were made of bacon, an American meat company did its best to make his dream come true
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American teens get stoned and go on Facebook, Syrian teens go on Facebook and get stoned
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(69)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Why do so many American employers suck so badly?
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(139)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Rey Mysterio limp out to perform another 619? Is this week the week the Real Americans split? Are too many limes the only thing that can stop the drizzing Ortons on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1440)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Americans can recognize the difference between making up a scandal and covering one
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(152)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Powerball jackpot reaches $400 million, which means you're going to see long lines as Americans dutifully report to make their contribution to the Gullibility Tax
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(115)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Germans love David Hasselhoff. Americans hate Tingle. The Dutch love Shani Davis
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(3)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
One in four Americans think the sun goes around the Earth. No word how many think the Earth is actually flat and located atop four elephants which themselves are balanced upon a giant turtle
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(266)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Some astronomologer)
 
 
 
Young Americans may not be as dumb as previously supposed
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans believe America is the center of the Universe
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(93)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Chamber of Commerce CEO Tom Donohue: 'We need low-skill immigrants because Americans have no pride and are lazy.'
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(102)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The new hot food trend in China --- Chinese food
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(37)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of luxury company tells Americans to quit biatching about being poor because they're probably wealthy compared to people in India
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(279)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rutgers to leave the former Big East, now American Athletic Conference, to join the former Big 10, soon to be the Big 14
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(16)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
World may never know how many people are actually killed by American drone strikes because researchers trying to investigate them are getting mysterious phone messages theatening them with death for doing it
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(176)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Government study confirms that Americans love pizza. Future studies set to confirm whether the sky is blue, water is wet, and salt is salty
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(46)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
9 in 10 Americans worry at the thought of riding in a driverless car. Apparently have no problem doing the same in a car where the driver is texting
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(155)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz' energy plan: create a "Great American Energy Renaissance" by doing the exact same things we've done before, only much harder and far faster
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama administration weighing targeted drone strike on unnamed American citizen in unknown country doing unrevealed things
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(404)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States ...... When and if I feel like it
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(209)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French press runs story about a US and Russian Olympic judges deal to lock Canadians out of the figure skating medals. US officials: Corruption in judged events? Unpossible. US Media: USA-USA-USA
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(73)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"What Obamacare says about America's work ethic" Wait, America has a work ethic?
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(121)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Major study of Americans' love affair with gadgets revealed; Most people own at least four digital devices, still do most of their viewing on a traditional TV and four in ten are actually on the toilet when they're texting or calling
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(70)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I'll see your American bobsledder having to break out of the bathroom and raise you a British bobsledder nearly re-enacting Rosalind Shays' death on "LA Law"
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(19)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Network formerly known as American Movie Classics orders new reality series starring the LA KISS arena football club owned by KISS. "The fact that the team has rock and roll royalty in the owner's box just adds another great dimension to the series"
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(51)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
From the Olympic douche bag files, American short-track speedskater Simon Cho confessed to sabotaging the skates of Canadian Oliver Jean at the 2011 world team championship. Does fark have a pathetic pants tag
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(18)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New poll shows that majority of Americans believe the GOP is out of touch with women. GOP spokesman Nigel Tufnel asks what's wrong with touching women
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(19)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Antioxidants make cancer worse, body temperature is actually 98.2, access to Medicaid doesn't reduce ER usage, and other medical myths that define the current American public health landscape
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(146)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
North Americans aren't eating enough breakfast cereals and Big Cereal is not happy about it
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(62)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
America leads the world with gambling losses of $119 billion a year. Statisticians surprised that so many people had picked the Broncos
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(20)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New study says that most Americans don't eat enough whole grains and fiber. First U.S. study ever to begin with the phrase "Most Americans don't eat enough"
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(37)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Although most Americans prefer the term 'conservative,' those same Americans are 'remarkably consistent' in telling researchers that they prefer liberal policies"
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(198)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Afghan Taliban release footage of captured military dog. The poor bastards don't realize the hell they've unleashed, seeing as what Americans will do to rescue a dog
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article asks if you would give up sex for the cellphone. Of course not. What a stupid question. Now, about the tablet... well... um
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(19)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada is no longer a haven for tax evasion
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(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sight of bankers facing prosecution brings relief...to Irish people. You Americans can keep biting that pillow
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(3)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
The French add Bill Watterson to their Jerry Lewis collection of beloved American entertainment idols
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(64)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you think vodak-swilling Russkis are the hardest-drinking people in the world, you don't know soju
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(61)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When most Americans think of President Obama, only one thing comes to mind ...... Long-term joblessness
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(106)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
American soccer players increasingly condescended to by European clubs. "If I took two identically skilled players in the same position, one from Chicago and one from Ivory Coast, I guarantee the African will get a spot and the American won't"
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(64)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. The other half struggle to remember what a paycheck is
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(46)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
New "werewolf" diet is based on the cycle of the moon. Which is not to be confused with most Americans' diet which is based on Moon Pies
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(38)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
"You'd think if there's anything we Americans would be good at, it's executions. So why can't we come up with a reliable and painless way to kill a man?"
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(160)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
American Airlines predicts $400 million in new annual revenue from merging with U.S. Airways. Passengers brace for new boarding and consolidation fee
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(12)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
WTFark looks at the coming American trend of getting some coffee...and a little pussy
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(127)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans want fair wealth distribution. About 99% of them
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(445)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that GOP claim that 91 Americans are "on the sidelines" of this economy and can't find work? Well, it's true if you count teenagers, stay-at-home parents, retired people, dead people, dogs, and more than a few toasters
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(49)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
King of American condiments is mayonnaise. Miracle Whip suspiciously absent
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(223)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Americans have free speech, as long as they don't bother their corporate overlords with it
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(81)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
63% of Americans have no confidence in Obama's ability to make the right decision, say they would feel much better if he would announce Supreme Court nominees and cabinet appointees by just handing them a rose
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(53)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Newstalk 870 AM)
 
 
 
You live in one of the most toxic nuclear sites in the world, do you c.) stage a "Nuke Night" promotion with the local minor league hockey team?
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
One American woman's healthcare horror story of giving birth in socialist France
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(238)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lessons for Americans: How to survive a Polar Vortex, according to the Germans. 1: Take off your clothes. 2: Embrace despondency. 3: Invade France
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(49)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
According to new poll Americans believe both sides are not equally bad
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University professor embarks on a 10 year project to document Americans that embrace the "Rockabilly Lifestyle" and makes some very interesting discoveries. In other news, there are Americans who embrace the "Rockabilly Lifestyle"
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mysterious 'Lard-like' substance found on beaches called 'not toxic', appears to simply be 'vacationing Americans'
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(29)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(The Day)
 
 
 
"The Bank Street [Fire Department] headquarters did not meet fire safety codes, was not compliant with the Americans with Disabilities Act and had no fire alarm, sprinkler or fire suppression systems"
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In Obama's America, the new face of food stamps is working-age Americans
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(327)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans now experimenting with wilderness medicine rather than taking their chances with Obamacare
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(76)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The city with the highest homicide rate amongst African Americans is A) Chicago; B) Detroit; C) Omaha
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(124)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Nearly a quarter of American adults admitted to not reading a single book in the past year, the rest asked "What is book?"
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(238)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian Radio host and Fox new contributor says "blacks ..who are filled with bitterness and rage" are "causing white citizens to become more racist than they ever were.". Well, at least she's admitting she IS a racist, which is progress I guess
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(185)
 
(The Dish)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans living in bigoted states don't want their states to be bigoted anymore
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(106)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
We hire immigrants to do the jobs that Americans won't do. Like clean up Detroit
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(24)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The problem with government is that to be trusted, you have to be trustworthy. And the problem with the Obama administration is that it is not. Do not be surprised when Americans mistrust those in authority, and order their lives accordingly"
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(97)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
As Dunkin' Donuts expands to Bulgaria, Middle East, and Asia, American cities and states outside of Northeast are still bereft of their delicious coffee and pastries
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(107)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone takes to Twitter to announce he's off "Martin Luther King" film, hints at a historical uh, 'whitewash': "Martin, I grieve for you. You are still a great inspiration for your fellow Americans-but, thank God, not a saint"
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(45)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Somehow in recent years Americans have managed to become both fitter and fatter
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(45)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host proves her own point when she laments Americans' ignorance of their history saying "They don't even know why some guy in Boston got his head blown off because he tried to secretly raise the tax on tea"
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(234)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says Americans rate the government as the top U.S. problem. If there was only some way we could change out the people who are in office every two, four or six years
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lanny Barnes is heading to the Sochi Olympics after her twin sister gave up her own spot in the biathlon to let her compete. OR DID SHE
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(10)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Obama announce sweeping reforms? Will he punt it to Congress to change the law...since they make them? Will Obama thank Americans for sexting each other and making his morning briefs far more amusing? This is your Obama NSA speech thread
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(119)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
French drink more whiskey than Americans. Jim Beam surrenders
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(108)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Koch brothers are spending so much on GOP Senate candidates for the 2014 election that they really should get naming rights to the chamber if the GOP regains the majority this fall
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(101)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican: What have Muslims ever done for us?
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(212)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama wants Congress to take blame if anything bad happens after NSA stops spying on Americans
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(35)
 
(Decanter)
 
 
 
With arctic weather this winter, Canadian ice wine industry expects boom year both for ice-wine lovers and Americans who haven't yet realized the stuff is a gaggingly sweet, thick alcoholic syrup filtered through underpants
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Here's a chart illustrating the healthy/ideal food intake for typical adult Americans compared to actual consumption covering just about every type of edible out there. Hmm. Oh LORD. Well... good job on the potatoes guys. We really nailed that one
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(139)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
American Airlines, U.S Airways to begin code sharing on each others' flights. With one call customers can experience both U.S. Airways' disorganization along with American Airlines' arrogant service
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(5)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You think you've got a tough job? At least you don't have to try and convince Americans to stop eating so much damn shrimp
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(61)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Traditional American masculinity is on its way out, and men have no one to blame but themselves. Men are useless trifecta now in play
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(247)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Dollar stores are now getting too expensive for many Americans." This is why we can't have nice stuff, America
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(70)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Wait, are you trying to tell me doctors and Big Pharma are teaming up to tell the American public not to buy multivitamins? Say it ain't so
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(170)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
US issues alert to Americans headed to the Sochi Olympics: Stay home
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(21)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Seven British things that Americans just don't understand
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(289)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Americans are becoming 'weather wimps'" according to scientists wearing sweaters in 80 degree laboratories
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are two unshakable pillars of American right-wing politics: 1) Abortion is immoral and evil and so is anyone who facilitates it. 2) Everything Israel does is always moral and good. So when Israel announces it is going to pay for abortions
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(285)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to do, if you know what's good for you: 1) Tug on Superman's cape. 2) Spit into the wind. 3) Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger. 4) Call a Canadian "American"
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(216)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family of American held in North Korea "appalled" by Dennis Rodman. Welcome to the most inclusive club in America, folks. Help yourself to some coffee and donuts
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(68)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
A record number of Americans now identify as Independents, while Republican identification falls to a 25 year low
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(85)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
The good news: Political polarization and gridlock in Washington DC creates wealth and stability for Americans. The bad news: The top 1% of Americans
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(114)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Was Harry Reid correct when he said that 9 million Americans who didn't have healthcare before Obamacare have it now? Well, it depends on how you define a few things. Like, for example, "9 million." And "healthcare." And "didn't have." And "now"
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(83)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Did you vote for Romney? You're probably fat. And weak. Reasonable and civil discussion to the right
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US Senate faces crucial vote today on restoring unemployment benefits for 1.3 million lazy Americans
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
American in Russia acts like a douchebag, discovers that Russians don't put up with that shiat
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
American weapons of ass destruction discovered in Tehran
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(61)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese McDonald's are now selling "vintage" American fries with cheese (w/ pics). Mountain Dew Cheetos are looking pretty good
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(56)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America seems very polarized, until you look at actual issues
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(51)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
World Series winner, Hall of Fame broadcaster, veteran of two wars, and one damn fine American. Jerry Coleman dead at 89
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(18)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Pakistan wants to buy precision firearms from an American company. Our government is fine with this. Folks at the company remember what happened when we armed Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan
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(89)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In 1944 Parisians watched a half-hour dogfight that ended when the American flew his Mustang THROUGH the Eiffel tower to shoot down the German plane. The US pilot just passed at 92 after spending 70 years clanging whenever he walked
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(117)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Chinese have stolen another American-made product
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hospital staff in Northern Virginia are turning away sick people on a frigid Thursday morning because they can't determine whether their Obamacare insurance plans are in effect
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(243)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The New York Times took part in the attack on the embassy in Benghazi
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(76)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's begun. Millions of Americans are getting insurance and there's nothing anyone can do about it
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(236)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(The Millions)
 
 
 
Think you'll write the great American novel some day? Here are the unfortunate stats, Hemingnoway
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Mon December 30, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
One minute you're lying outside a Nazi crematorium wishing to die and then almost 70 years later you're hugging the American soldier who liberated you, such is life
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(63)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans don't trust government death panels because government refuses to intervene and decide who lives and who dies when it comes to organ transplants
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(30)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
1.3 million deadbeat Americans will now have to get off the couch and stop living off the largess of the federal government, those lazy bastards
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Fri December 27, 2013
(National Post)
 
 
 
The ten Canadian phrases that confuse our American counterparts include words like toque, mickey and single-payer health care
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Thu December 26, 2013
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's British headline that makes no sense to Americans: "Dynaste and Cue Card will mount challenges to Long Run in the King George VI Chase at Kempton Park on Boxing Day"
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(18)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(UPI)
 
 
 
88% of Americans believe that Pope Francis is doing his job well, which bodes well for his re-election campaign in 2014
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(57)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans spend $5 billion upgrading iPhones in 2013. Mostly by switching to a carrier other than AT&T
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(39)
 


Mon December 23, 2013
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news for about four million unemployed Americans, the recession isn't over. In fact it's the worst long-term unemployment crisis since the depression
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(205)
 
(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
American surfer dude has explanation for one of the great unsolved mysteries of Russian history. Here comes the science
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The UAE isn't known for its keen appreciation of parody
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(34)
 


Sat December 21, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This is Amurica, dammit. We ain't got no time for none o' that gobbledygook nonsense from them dadblamed scientific fellers
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(308)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Life expectancy of New Yorkers has risen with an influx of immigrants. New residents into this country found to live longer because they haven't yet started eating like Americans
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(10)
 


Fri December 20, 2013
(CNBC)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are shopping naked. This is exactly why sane people don't shop at Wal-Mart
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(69)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Why Christie's friends may have wanted to take revenge on a NJ mayor." Because they're a bunch of Italian-Americans livin' in Jersey who all work in the sanitation industry?
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Thu December 19, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's official: 2013 has ended with the majority of Americans disapproving of Obama as president. That means he has to leave the White House, right?
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(68)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Lifespan of people with AIDS approaching that of general American population. Or lifespan of American population appraches AIDS patients thanks to obesity, hypertension, smoking, drinking, diabetes, lack of exercise, alcohol and eight guns per person
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Only half of Americans think Christmas is a religious holiday, and the number is that high only because half of that number think shopping is a religion
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(49)
 

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