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118 headlines found matching 'Americans'
Sat March 28, 2015
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eleven things Americans do that annoy the fark out of everyone else in the world. Though a more honest article would have started with "Everything" and been done for the day
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(24)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Most Americans hate the tax code, but for the wrong reason, Pew survey finds
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(129)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why most American Jews vote for Democrats, explained
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(187)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
"One in three households in the U.S. contains a collector, one in ten Americans rents storage space, and one in twenty is a pathological hoarder. And hoarding can kill you"
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(144)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans have loaned money that they will never get back. Or as banks call that practice, a mortgage
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(37)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are still unaware of the Obamacare penalty. Or as Republicans call the Obamacare penalty, "Obamacare"
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(244)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
70% of evangelicals see no conflict between science and religion, which can only mean one thing: it's all those damn atheists behind the 42% of Americans who believe in creationism
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(61)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that a healthy lifestyle can guard against dementia. Especially for Americans who can't remember the last time they saw their toes
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(24)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are buying fancy toilet paper, so that's a sign of...something economical
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Major survey finds Americans' confidence in all three branches of the U.S. government is now at a record low. Political experts are shocked that there are people who know the three branches of government
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(91)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Category 5 cyclone Pam threatens to wipe Vanuatu off the map; Americans struggle to find Vanuatu on the map
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(131)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans think that the Tehran Tom "open letter" was inappropriate. Not so fast Democrats. They also think that Iran's nukes pose a serious problem to the US and are close to even on who is better able to deal with Iran - Obama or Congress
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(161)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Many Americans would like to introduce the 47 Republicans who signed the Iran letter to a nice little federal law called the Logan Act
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(296)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Quartz)
 
 
 
On this day every year, Americans pause and ask themselves: Why do we bother with Daylight Savings Time anyway?
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(42)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the upcoming Supreme Court appeal, White House says it has no Plan B for Obamacare. Americans still await government's firm grasp on Plan A
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(184)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans now have a record $248 billion invested in 529 college savings accounts, which is enough to cover four years of tuition for tens of students
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(43)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I have in my hands a list of Americans. Americans willing to help ISIS"
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(79)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goodyear returns to making bicycle tires. Sadly, too many Americans pedaling down the road with a Goodyear insignia may be confused with their blimp
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the General Social Survey -- a large, national survey conducted every 2 yrs and widely considered to represent the gold standard for public opinion research -- shows a majority of Americans favoring the legalization of marijuana
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(32)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break
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(57)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler to play a magical shoeman in the movie "The Cobbler." Although for most Americans, the only interest they'll have in a cobbler is if it's made of peaches or blueberries
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(72)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
It costs 1.66 cents to make a penny. So, why is it still around? Just don't ask the pro-penny lobby group Americans for Common Cents
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43% of Americans want a larger home. Apparently the obesity thing is getting more out of hand than we thought
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(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only 26% of Americans plan to retire. The other 74% just aren't counting on making it to their estimated retirement age of 97
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(23)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
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(111)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to a reliable poll, 1 in 3 Americans think that Obama hates America
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(88)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan warns of "imminent attacks." Or as Americans living in Kabul call that, "Tuesday"
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(22)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans want vaccines to be mandatory. Who knew common sense was virtually across the board when it comes to vaccines?
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(195)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Most Americans support raising taxes on the rich. It's a good thing we live in a democracy, where the promise of-Hah, had you going there, didn't I?
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(190)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Alaska leads the nation in well-being. Mostly because Americans think the perfect place to live is somewhere so cold that it's an excuse to stay on the couch all day watching TV
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day 35 years ago, all Americans got to believe in miracles
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(48)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
70% of Americans want all-day access to breakfast at fast food restaurants. Apparently it's difficult to scramble two eggs at home at 7pm
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(93)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dog joins 97% of Americans who are stuck in their recliner chairs
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(18)
 
(Streetwise)
 
 
 
78% of Americans don't think net neutrality is a good idea, but 74% don't even know what net neutrality is. Once again, Americans never let ignorance get in the way of making a decision
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leon Kent, who stopped German tanks at the Battle of the Bulge, dies at age 99. Sadly, most Americans will never make it to 99 because of their personal battle of the bulge
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(17)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What Americans really need right now is a pay cut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Proving to have the memories of goldfish, majority of Americans want to invade Iraq
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Thu February 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama can fix the economy but can't fix stupid as more Americans are disapproving of his economic plans despite that fact they are feeling better about the results of those plans
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
18% of Americans feel that Russia is our greatest enemy. The other 82% still give that distinction to Congress
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(104)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just for the record, more than 11 million Americans have signed up for that dangerous, destructive, job killing, dog kicking, pot smoking, food stamp cashing, nation destroying concept known as Government Healthcare
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(245)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Student trying to challenge Americans to start eating bugs and make them a permanent part of their diet. HOW ABOUT NO
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
88% of Americans now feel that vaccines are safe. The other 12% are the ones you see walking around with a face full of measles and trying not to fall off the edge of the Earth
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Mon February 09, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Adolf Hitler would be proud of 'American Sniper'"
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(367)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why all right-thinking Americans should be enraged that Left Shark went viral
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(45)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
US Men's National Soccer team coach Jurgen Klinsmann says the U.S. soccer players aren't fit enough, becoming stereotypical Americans
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(37)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three out of four Americans have financial stress at least some of the time. The other one in four has court mandated financial stress all of the time
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Illegals just want to come to America and do the jobs Americans don't want to do. Like vote
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(61)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
I was mocking Libertarianism before RAND PAUL brought it mainstream. I'm mocking much more ridiculous political ideologies now; you probably haven't heard of them
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(230)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
75% of Americans will be financially stressed this year. The rest of us will be eating grapes while models fan us with palm leaves
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(7)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Overfishing can empty the oceans of fish by 2050. Americans prepare to look elsewhere for their daily minimum requirement of mercury
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(74)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Some 5holer)
 
 
 
Either Americans are starting to love hockey as much as Canadians, or there's porn playing in the background of this NHL game between Nashville and St. Louis (audio is mildly not safe for work)
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The world is now at "peak food" production. Which is no coincidence since most Americans are now at peak food consumption
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(57)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska newspaper: "Are Americans now so clueless they have to be told to put on warm clothes before going out the in the cold?"
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(76)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
72,000 Americans now have 401(k) accounts of $1 million or more. All hope to enjoy the money when they can comfortably retire, at age 88
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(67)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Taliban are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the White House won't acknowledge them as being a terror group, so they kill three Americans. Presidential spokesperson blames Bush, saying "Bush labeled them as terrorists, this administration did not"
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(146)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia has plenty of jobs. That Americans refuse to do. "We have 100 people who quit every week"
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(207)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Melinda Gates gives the perfect response to anti-vaccine movement: "[Americans have] forgotten what measles deaths look like"
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(161)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows 25% of Americans believe God decides the winner of sporting events. The other 75% correctly realize that it's the mob and crooked promoters who decide the winners
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(32)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
It's difficult to believe that a story with the headline 'We're Gonna Teach You About Great American Sex' doesn't have a happy ending
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(44)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"This is the joke"
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(178)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the end of January, and Americans once again spot the return of the nesting rogue tax preparer, making his home in store fronts, abandoned shopping centers and malls
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(34)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
New poll discovers 80% of Americans want warning labels for foods containing DNA. Just wait till they find out how many foods have dihydrogen monoxide
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(192)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
ISIS frees 200 elderly members of a religious minority sect because they're "too expensive to feed." God, they sound like Americans putting their parents into nursing homes
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(55)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caesar's Entertainment in Las Vegas files for bankruptcy. Apparently you should never bet against vacationing Americans and the offer of a cheap buffet
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(39)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
62% of Americans don't have enough savings to pay for an emergency. The other 38% don't have enough savings to pay for anything that isn't an emergency
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(86)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Are you an orphan? Are you disabled? Do you live in Russia, where they've recently banned Americans from adopting you? Sorry, kid, you're probably in the state orphanage for life
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(26)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Japanese novelist's book-length jeremiad against English language, which along the way trashes Americans as "grown tall and stout on too many hamburgers and French fries," now available in English translation
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(141)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
How real-time electricity measuring is about as likely to change Americans' patterns of power consumption as diabetes and heart attacks have stopped them from getting fat
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(56)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
More Americans will be killed by guns than by cars in 2015. USA USA USA
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(462)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Finally something Americans can truly be proud about is getting the global recognition it deserves. Let's hear it for the Buffalo chicken wing
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(97)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor wonders how we can tell who the bad guys are if we can't see their skin and tell that they are attractive and successful African-Americans
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(251)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The odds are good that George W. Bush is better educated than you. Likewise Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. For all of the low-brow yammering about a president you'd want to have a beer with, Americans keep electing people with post-graduate degrees"
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(152)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A record number of Americans claim to be politically Independent. They aren't
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(220)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks about to blow Americans' minds with an Australian coffee known as a Flat White, although Australians doubt it will catch on given "the disgusting brewed coffee so disturbingly prevalent in the United States"
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(53)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
More Americans dying of dysentery than ever before
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(84)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most Americans have been told at least once their consumer data has been hacked: "This figure is so high that consumers now have 'breach fatigue,' meaning they stop worrying about cyberattacks because they are in the news so often"
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(22)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Untold millions of Americans could be getting a not-so-nice Obamacare surprise in their taxes this year
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(174)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you ask a Canadian, he'll tell you that Canadians don't play American football. Americans play Canadian Football
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why do Americans need civics education, aren't they made by Honda?
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(42)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Half of Americans feel that next year will be better than this year. The other half is just getting tired of saying the same thing since 2007
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(18)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you were under the impression that there is only one way to pronounce "Adidas," go find someone who can help you pick your jaw up off the ground because you are in for a big surprise
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(85)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
A Moscow shopping mall uses U.S. flag doormats for customers to wipe their feet on. I can't imagine Americans ever doing something that petty. So. Shut up, and eat your freedom fries
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(54)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says one in five Americans have tapped into their 401(k) prematurely. The other four have sworn to leave the $106 they have saved in their account until after they've retired
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(136)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An increasing number of Americans are amusing themselves by building insanely complicated mazes for squirrels in their back yards (pics, vids)
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(44)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas? Here comes Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan to explain why
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(118)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Vulture)
 
 
 
So, how do Americans look in North Korean films?
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(29)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans aren't getting married, and researchers think porn is part of the problem
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(254)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All but one of the 15 drunkest days of the year comes between December and March, according to a case by case study
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(18)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
These are the beers America no longer drinks
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(44)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Some people have said they would like to eliminate all members of Congress and start over. Their wish may come true. "When he returns ..., the senator and his aide will monitor their health for three weeks.... Neither will quarantine themselves"
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(22)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
European Court rules that obesity can qualify for a disability, same ruling would have put 80% of Americans out of work
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans now say race relations are bad, blame those shiftless, lazy, untrustworthy other people
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(301)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"What kills more Americans: guns or cars?"
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(339)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google's most searched for beers, cocktails, recipes and diets reveal that Americans are pretty much as boring and self-loathing as ever
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(17)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon columnist is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore, says America isn't a Democracy, Americans are f*cking sadists, and no one is decent. Well, then, move to Canada if you don't like collective indifference to torture
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(235)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That anti-"net neutrality" majority in the second round of FCC comments turns out to have been the work of a couple of Kochs, suckers
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(22)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Study finds Brits prefer boobs, Americans prefer asses - which explains both countries' leaders
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(228)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A look at how Ayn Rand turned Americans into the greedy selfish assholes that we are today
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(145)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
100 million Americans could lose power during a major sun storm. Or for PG&E customers, if more than three raindrops fall in any one given area
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(62)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Three words that should strike terror into the hearts of Americans: Tea Party Democrats
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(145)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says 9% of Americans will not be buying any Christmas gifts. Those people are called your boss
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(27)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Half of Americans don't want their sons playing football. Fortunately, the players who were drafted by the Jets got their wish
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(53)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eight out of 10 Americans "expect an attack on the United States by ISIS" and the majority want to keep Guantanamo Bay open just so there's a place to send these people afterwards
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(94)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Retailers keep sending Americans catalogs because no one has said "Enough" and set up a van outside the post office, protesting junk mail and putting a bucket on the head of a mailman dummy to show how blind we are to their tyranny
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time since the last time a Clinton ran for President, Americans poll in favor of gun rights
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(1100)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Four out of five Americans are delusional
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(154)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that 75% of Americans are better informed because of Internet news sites, all can now name one Supreme Court justice, all three Kardashian sisters
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(41)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are Americans workaholics? I've got an idea, but I'll have to get back to you - I've got to take this conference call while I eat my lunch
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(216)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
South Africa: "We've negotiated your release for Sunday." South African hostage: "The wait is almost over." America: "Heck, yeah - pew, pew, pew" Al-Qaida: "Pew, pew, pew" South African hostage: "Ack *thud*" South Africa: "WTH, America?"
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is Rand Paul trying to appeal to African-Americans because he's running for president? You may want to sit down for the answer as it's likely to shock you
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(92)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"To acknowledge that American police routinely brutalize African-Americans and their communities would be to admit that the United States has failed--is failing--at some of its core promises"
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(284)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"White Americans are taking to Twitter to confess crimes they have got away with after a US grand jury cleared a white NYPD officer for choking an unarmed black man to death"
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are abandoning beer. Don't worry, little guy, I'll give you a home. And all your brothers and sisters too
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Q: Mr. Director of Homeland security, just exactly how will amnesty help legal Americans? A: Pricipal caught sayof
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Tue December 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Because Americans do everything better, Colorado is now the biggest exporter of illegal pot to Mexico due to its consistently high quality
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Why do military service members marry so much younger than average Americans?"
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(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
The Great American Whiskey Shortage is on Or at least it's on if you are Buffalo Trace, because no one else has a problem
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