Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Where do God-fearing Real Americans most like to live? They would be in Mississippi, which leads the nation in religious belief. Where are the godless heathens hiding from the Lord? Head on up New Hampshire and Vermont (damn hippie commies)  (news.yahoo.com)	(183)

Gallup Poll: Americans actually wanted unicorns and rainbows  (gallup.com)

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		"Modern British cooking feels more adventurous than a lot of American cooking." Why? Do they put ancho peppers and heirloom tomatoes in their spotted dick now?  (theatlantic.com)	(176)
		To Americans who don't fully grasp how popular Tim Hortons is in Canada, this pretty much sums it up  (torontosun.com)	(216)

(Patriot Update)		"The media paint Tea Partiers as radical, but average Americans see through this bias" says the creator of the Dukakis/Willie Horton campaign ad  (patriotupdate.com)	(284)
(WTHR)		Filling out NCAA brackets will cost Americans $1.48 billion in lost productivity claims survey put out by the Department of Pulling Statistics Out of our Ass  (wthr.com)	(35)

		Retail sales up again as Americans find it hard to contain their inner consumer whore  (washingtonpost.com)	(17)
		Experts say that American doctors are over-testing and over-treating their patients. But how else will my kid get unlimited time on their SATs if I don't have them checked for Restless Leg Syndrome?  (aolnews.com)	(190)

Americans strongly prefer Obama to Bush. That's Americans, not "Real Americans™"  (salon.com)

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		Many Americans say they're too tired for sex. But really, they're just not into you  (wellness.blogs.time.com)	(150)
		Victor Davis Hanson notes that one reason for American exceptionalism may be that we did not inherit from England "a large underclass of only quasi-free people attached to barons as serfs."  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(185)
		Half of Americans have less than 10K saved for retirement. Those who have more will no doubt be asked to share their pie  (money.cnn.com)	(781)
		Your papers, comrade? Bipartisan immigration reform plan proposed--national biometric ID card for all Americans  (online.wsj.com)	(308)
		A majority of Americans think they are less respected now than when Bush was feared by every neutral country in the world  (washingtontimes.com)	(94)
		"American tradition of zealous representation of unpopular clients is at least as old as John Adams' representation of the British soldiers charged in the Boston Massacre"  (washingtonpost.com)	(91)
		Prediction: Obama will ultimately win over Americans on health care. Stupid liberal FOX News reporters. Wait, what?  (foxnews.com)	(207)

Obama's health care is "a bill granting every American a free federally delivered ice cream every Sunday morning." Why do Republicans hate ice cream?  (realclearpolitics.com)

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		The most discriminated group in America. Is it African-Americans? Hispanics? Christians? Nope... it's the prancing poofters, of course  (news.yahoo.com)	(236)
		Brit tries to answer readers' burning questions about American TV cliches: do cops really eat doughnuts, how come women eat ice cream from the carton, what are those metal thingies in school hallways, and so on  (guardian.co.uk)	(150)

		73% of Americans say Obama is not black  (pewresearch.org)	(145)
		Palin-Americans get fired up about video by The Onion that touts Obama being caught lip-synching a speech  (dailykos.com)	(218)

(Some Author)		An American editor of an Italian journal is sued by an Israeli author for running a negative review by a German about her book which was published in the Netherlands. Obviously, the trial will be held in France  (thebigquestions.com)	(53)
		Georgetown's Austin Freeman has diabetes. Of course he does. Look at him. A fat tub, never exercises. When will Americans learn?  (abcnews.go.com)	(40)
		Bush's $760 billion tax cuts were passed via reconciliation, yet the media did not cover it like it was a gimmick, a nuclear explosion, or a forcible rape of American citizens  (mediamatters.org)	(414)

		What your children will learn in history class: "Single-term President Barack Obama sacrificed his second term to push Health Care through Congress for the benefit of the American people"  (reuters.com)	(392)
		Thanks, Congress. Toyota's now so desperate for customers it's offering 0 percent financing, and American car companies have to follow, eliminating all the interest they earn, and badly need, from financing loans  (theatlantic.com)	(109)
		To meet the Obama administration's targets for cutting greenhouse gas emissions, Americans may have to experience gas at $7 a gallon. No comment from Al Gore, but he's looking a little nervous after hearing that  (dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com)	(618)

		For the past 20,000 years, human culture has been shaping our evolution. In another 20,000 years, expect future Americans to have an enormous tolerance for watery beer and bad reality shows  (nytimes.com)	(51)
		Poll shows that Americans have as much faith in an economic recovery right now as they have in Buzz Aldrin winning "Dancing With the Stars"  (rasmussenreports.com)	(110)

		Pew report shows Americans 'graze' news. Pew Pew Pew  (pcmag.com)	(51)
(sportsmediawatch)		The US/Canada game outdrew the World Series, NBA finals, and NCAA basketball finals. But yeah, Americans don't care about hockey  (sportsmediawatch.blogspot.com)	(325)
		Barack Obama extends Patriot Act for one year, liberating Americans from the burden of privacy  (blogs.villagevoice.com)	(262)

Listen to the background chatter cease and the room fall silent after President Obama asks health care summit attendees to consider what life is like for Americans who are not rich politicians (video)  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com)

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		63% of Americans think that reality television shows have gotten worse over the past decade. The rest of us realize they pretty much sucked when they started  (news.yahoo.com)	(48)
		You know why Americans are misinformed? Because the media lies to us and no one does anything about it  (crooksandliars.com)	(157)
		Majority of Americans believe government is a threat to citizen rights. Tea Party on, pinkoes  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(193)
(Some Guy)		Fort Worth cops believe that gays and Mexican-Americans are more likely to be intoxicated in bars than other people  (motherjones.com)	(166)

60% of Americans prefer socialism  (cnn.com)

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		Democrats need to stop whining about GOP filibuster threats. "Besides, has a filibuster ever prevented eventual enactment of anything significant that an American majority has desired, strongly and protractedly?"  (nypost.com)	(92)
		Poll shows that Americans think China will soon dominate the world economy, echoing polls in the 1990s when we were convinced we'd all be speaking Japanese and eating live baby octopuses  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(53)

		NBC's Olympics coverage is a microcosm of the USA's cultural narcissism: We are so convinced of our own superiority that, when we lose, NBC doesn't even bother to show the gold medalist on screen  (newsweek.washingtonpost.com)	(171)
(Pew Pew Pew)		Support for labor unions among Americans, which was as high as 58 percent in 2007, is down to 41 percent. A spokesman for unions is expected to respond after his break    (people-press.org)	(134)
		2/3 of Americans think that the Republicans in Congress are not doing enough to cooperate with President Obama, according to an new national poll that was obviously produced by the liberal, Obama-loving media  (cnn.com)	(236)

		Gallup Poll: 4 in 5 Americans have 6-digit salary executive positions and supermodel girlfriends  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com)	(66)
		Thirty-five percent of Americans don't get broadband because it's too expensive, and 20 percent of them are "worried about all the bad things that can happen if I use the Internet" even though they never clicked on 4chan  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(111)

Hitler reacts to the Canadian defeat by the Americans  (youtube.com)

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		Unemployed Americans breakfasting on Egg McNothing  (washingtonpost.com)	(261)
		Chapter 9 no longer limited to your deadbeat neighbors. Cities look for an easy way out in this great American story  (finance.yahoo.com)	(62)

Poll indicates that most Americans oppose Obama's health reform - until they learn what's actually in it. In other words, the wharrgarbl is working  (newsweek.com)

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		Las Vegas mayor snubs Obama for his arrogant remarks suggesting Americans might be better off saving their money instead of investing it in blackjack, booze, bimbos and blow  (foxnews.com)	(247)
		80s movie reboots are so last year, let's do 90s movie reboots, starting with American Pie  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(82)
		The top 400 families in America earned an average of $345 million in income last year, up 31% from the year before. That's half the total that the bottom 25 million Americans made  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(864)

		Americans don't agree on much else, but 80% of Americans, Democrats and Republicans alike, agree that the current Supreme Court is a bunch of citizen-hating corporate whores  (news.yahoo.com)	(106)
		And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply...oh or arrogant Americans  (foxnews.com)	(151)
		Poll: Americans are the most attractive people in the world. USA USA USA  (telegraph.co.uk)	(497)
		Who killed Chandra Levy? If you answered Gary Condit, like most Americans who read the news, the man actually on trial for her murder doesn't want you on his jury  (wtop.com)	(194)
(B&C.com)		Survey says 1/3 of Americans don't use the intertubes, pull themselves up by their bootstraps  (broadcastingcable.com)	(54)

		Americans on health care bill: Can we just scrap it and start over with a new one? White House: Yes we can  (prescriptions.blogs.nytimes.com)	(368)
		Just 6 percent of Americans think the $787 billion stimulus plan created jobs, despite economists saying the streets are now overflowing with smiling widgetmakers without a care in the world  (thehill.com)	(144)

		Under the miles of white powder, Bolivia has another export that should really energize Americans  (boston.com)	(36)
		If you wondered why Americans are so overweight, it might be because french fries are cheaper than Prozac  (theregister.co.uk)	(60)

		A record 38.2 million Americans now rely on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, Oh SNAP  (guardian.co.uk)	(191)
		So, it turns out Wall Street didn't just fleece us hard-working Americans, they raped and pillaged half of Europe. This can only end well  (nytimes.com)	(61)

		GOP strategy: Tie up Senate to make Americans sick of Congress so they will elect more Republicans. And it just might work  (dailykos.com)	(114)
		95% of working Americans got a tax cut, but you just have to explain to them in small words  (cbsnews.com)	(189)
		New poll shows Americans consider Tea Party movement a fruitless mix of racism, conspiracy theories  (foxnews.com)	(124)

		Americans form a huge line at the Buffett  (finance.yahoo.com)	(13)
		Swine flu made 57 million Americans ill, and 243 million sick of hearing about it  (news.yahoo.com)	(151)
		Majority of Americans want filibuster gone, but lack filibuster proof majority  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(229)
		Poll shows that 70% of Americans support gays and lesbians in the military. However, only 59% support homosexuals in the military. Non-homosexual gay and lesbian soldiers rejoice    (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com)	(233)

		Why do Americans vote France the #1 place to live? (France's) tiresome bureaucracy and high taxes are outweighed by an unsurpassable quality of life, including the world's best health care  (cnn.com)	(243)
(The Star Press)		Remember how the Democrats in Congress would say that raising the minimum wage would help Americans and actually create jobs? Um, yeah, about that  (thestarpress.com)	(180)
		Americans are represented by two separate but equally different political parties: the democrats who advocate liberalism, and the republicans who have Michael Moriarty claiming John McCain is a secret democrat. This is his latest whargarrbl  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(46)
		American Airlines takes the only excessive step left in the fee wars, charging $50 extra to fill an empty seat  (chron.com)	(64)

Why does this generation of American folk singers refuse to speak out against the things right-wing bloggers want them to speak out against?  (pajamasmedia.com)

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Bulgarian immigrant granted US citizenship in 1981 told she has "never been an American." You'd think with looks like that, they would have given in to her  (chicagotribune.com)

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Almost half of Americans believe global swine flu epidemic is over. In other news, almost half of Americans believe there was a global swine flu epidemic  (boston.com)

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		New Gallup poll shows that 36% of Americans, including 53% of Democrats and 61% of liberals, view socialism positively  (gallup.com)	(213)
		Most Americans want a "do-over" on health reform, suffer from delusion that they have any control over it and that it would turn out at all different  (foxnews.com)	(54)
		Democrats 2008: Enlighted Americans have wisely chosen hope and change. Democrats 2010: Americans are evil morons  (article.nationalreview.com)	(156)

		Enjoy your organic melamine: Since fewer than 1 percent of American farms are certified organic, many food companies have to import organic ingredients from China  (online.wsj.com)	(84)
		No, Obama is not going to do any more British parliament-style open question forums for congressmen, because it makes too much sense and is too informative to the American public, and they're not ready for that  (huffingtonpost.com)	(88)

		People in Colorado are starving because they can't get their food stamps on time. With picture of what a starving American looks like  (denverpost.com)	(474)
(Some Dwight)		Ricky Gervais confirms he will make a guest appearance on the superior American version of The Office  (digitalspy.com)	(127)
		In Britain, homeopathy is taken so seriously that the national health service pays for homeopathic "medicines" and there are five homeopathic hospitals. And Brits think Americans are dumb?  (guardian.co.uk)	(191)
(American Spectator)		Ben Stein demands the release of James O'Keefe  (spectator.org)	(749)

(The Beast)		The 50 most loathsome Americans of 2009. We may disagree with some of the choices, but the fellow at Number 1 has definitely earned it  (buffalobeast.com)	(357)
		TSA launches internal investgation over assignment board with "Jeopardy" categories such as "our gang" (meaning African Americans), "pickle smokers" (gays). No word on who was assigned The Rapists or Anal Bum Covers  (cnn.com)	(132)
(Some Guy)		Only 32% Of Americans Know The Senate Bill Did Not Get Bipartisan Support  (fdlaction.firedoglake.com)	(32)
		"Why do people often vote against their own interests?" Democrat African-Americans and gay Republicans unavailable for comment  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(118)

Think us Americans are particularly generous? Well, in terms of giving money to Haiti, we're less generous than Ghana and China  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)

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		Brits baffled by American love of gaudy land yachts (with pic of what a European RV might look like)  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(190)
		Washington to deport two native-born Americans to China to be a part of a forced breeding program  (gawker.com)	(41)

		43% of Americans tuned in to Yesterday's game to watch Brett Favre fail  (variety.com)	(83)
		To all those Europeans laughing at us Americans for the Toyota recalls? Welcome to the party  (foxbusiness.com)	(43)

Tea sales rise in Britain for first time in four decades, driven by young women rejecting expensive American chain-coffee and returning to comfort of the traditional cuppa  (news.scotsman.com)

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		Judge rules that the NSA can't be sued because they violated the rights of too many Americans  (theregister.co.uk)	(64)
		Fifty-five percent of Americans support putting the brakes on health care reform in order to obtain a compromise with Republicans, while 40 percent think Democrats should instead throttle up and just make the impending trainwreck happen already  (gallup.com)	(415)
		I personally believe that these U.S. Americans don't HAVE maps. The Iraq, such as  (tv.yahoo.com)	(54)

How are Americans celebrating Brown's win? According to the BBC, with finger snaps and chicken dances  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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81% of Americans want legal weed  (abcnews.go.com)

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If the GOP wins the Massachussetts Senate seat, it will not only be a vindication of the nihilistic and destructive strategy of obstructionism, but it will be final proof that the American people don't deserve to keep their republic  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)

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The majority of Americans would vote against Obama if the 2012 election were held today. This is bad news...for Obama  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com)

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Karl Rove: Americans learned last year that President Obama discards campaign promises like most people discard used Kleenex  (online.wsj.com)

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Johnny Cash's final album in his "American" series to be released in February, but he'll always be around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around  (blogs.chron.com)

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		Obama's first year in office: 48 percent of Americans think "miserable failure" needs a new Google bomb, 47 percent say he spent 12 months bestriding the country as a shimmering colossus  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(165)
		Eighty-seven percent of Americans oppose an Internet computer in a car's dashboard. The other 13 percent think that life without constant access to Russian midget tranny porn is just not worth living  (rasmussenreports.com)	(53)
		Al Qaeda succeeded in its real aim, which was to throw the American system into turmoil  (newsweek.com)	(280)
		"African Americans for Harry Reid" event scheduled for later this week. Awkward  (washingtonscene.thehill.com)	(169)

(13WHAM.com)		Howie Mandel to replace David Hasselhoff on "America's Got Talent" making all three judges non-Americans  (13wham.com)	(47)
		"Avatar" wins its fourth weekend in a row, becoming the highest-grossing movie released in 2009, crushing newcomer "Daybreakers." Further proof that more Americans prefer their sci-fi good and their vampires sparkly and pale  (blogs.wsj.com)	(468)

Excited about watching the Winter Olympics? Well suck it Americans, NBC to broadcast events on tape delay  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

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Glenn Beck to African Americans - "You don't exist"  (thinkprogress.org)

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(Some Guy)

"Giving foreign-born, foreign-trained terrorists the right to remain silent does nothing to keep Americans safe from terrorist threats," claims well known legal scholar Sarah Palin  (politicususa.com)

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(Some Guy)		New survey claims only 45 percent of Americans are satisfied with their work, much like their employers  (newsnet5.com)	(129)
		32% more Americans file bankruptcy in 2009 because of the Obama stimulus  (news.yahoo.com)	(192)
		Starbucks customers are satisfied with 97% pesticide-laden coffee, to the dismay of Latin Americans who literally bet the farm on the organic craze  (csmonitor.com)	(74)

Imagine if I collected the most infamous deeds of African-Americans this decade - say, Michael Vick's dog-fighting scandal and O. J. Simpson's most recent criminal exploit - and then called it "the decade in black America"  (article.nationalreview.com)

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"The Constitution does not give Congress the power to require that Americans purchase health insurance."  (online.wsj.com)

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Did Americans get any healthier over the past decade? (please use your dialing wand to indicate your response)  (news.aol.com)

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Ohio's Governor woos Indian consulting firm to open offices in the US. Damn Americans taking American jobs away from hard working Americans    (bloomberg.com)

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		Top ten reasons why Barack Obama gets an 'F' for protecting Americans  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(191)
		British survey discovers what Americans already knew: people on conference calls are sitting around at home naked, waiting for someone with a sexy voice to talk for a while  (walesonline.co.uk)	(11)

		Obamacare won't make a difference because Americans are too drunk, lazy, fat and stupid to stay out of the hospital to begin with  (cnn.com)	(226)
		Through their overreaching arrogance, Democrats have succeeded in awakening a sleeping giant - regular Americans. They now climb out of their recliners to have a little cheese dip, assault the Fortresses of Socialism  (townhall.com)	(681)

Where Americans Aren't Moving. Hint: The top 5 states are blue ones and one is Obama's home state  (finance.yahoo.com)

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Merry Christmas, to the declining 78% of Americans who declare themselves Christian according to latest Gallup polls  (gallup.com)

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"Hopenhagen" produced as much carbon in 11 days as 2,300 Americans do in a year  (reuters.com)

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Poll conducted on what Americans want for Christmas is pretty ordinary: pair of boots, warm coat, submachine gun, supersonic jet. You know, the usual  (abcnews.go.com)

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American media wins 2009 brown-nosing title for their coverage of Copenhagen summit or, as they put it, 'How Obama saved the world'  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)

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Book looks at evangelical Christianity in American sports. *cough* Matthew 6:7 *cough*  (news.yahoo.com)

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Players from an American junior hockey team kill a bat that flew into the arena. While Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne may be impressed, naturally PETA is not  (cbc.ca)

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(The Business Insider)

10 American Industries that will soon be destroyed. Insurance companies suspiciously absent  (businessinsider.com)

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(Some American Guy)

He's had a hard week job hunting, but only because he is American  (guestworkerfraud.com)

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The best argument against health care reform? Americans are living longer and costing more  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Three Americans who accidentally crossed into Iran will be tried. And not just becase Iran learned from N. Korea that you get great political concessions for convicting Americans and then negotiating their release  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Slate magazine asks if American's obsession of Drive Thru windows has cooled. Subby wonders this also as he posts this from the jam packed Mcdonald's 24 Drive Thru  (slate.com)

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		Instead of taking everybody's guns, gun laws have actually loosened during the Obama administration. "This is all a coordinated approach to respect that human, God-given right of self defense by law-abiding Americans"  (hosted.ap.org)	(248)
(Some Guy)		Scientists invent new gun sighting system that they promise will make it easier for twitchy-fingered American gun nuts to kill Commies, each other  (news.softpedia.com)	(63)

The sworn duty of American political leaders, regardless of party, is to grovel to conservatives and punch hippies  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		The average American consumes 34GB worth of "data" -- including 18.5GB of "gaming data" -- each day, according to a new study apparently authored by Sen. Ted Stevens  (news.cnet.com)	(110)
		Forty-four percent of Americans see China as the world's leading economic power. And they're dopes: "People who think this are crazy. Or, to be more gentle, they are really woefully misinformed about what the world is like"  (jamesfallows.theatlantic.com)	(191)
		Latest victims of the slumping economy: Casino Americans  (chron.com)	(41)

		CBO estimates as many as 10 million Americans will lose their employer-based health insurance under Senate bill  (foxnews.com)	(176)
(Springfield Republican)		Amtrak sets record as Americans take average of 0.0023 trips each during Thanksgiving week  (masslive.com)	(117)

MTV staff receiving death threats from Italian-Americans upset over their depiction as dumb tough guys in the popular new show "Jersey Shore"  (foxnews.com)

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		US Senate willing work on Christmas day if necessary in order to pass health care reform and give Americans the most expensive lump of coal ever  (thehill.com)	(321)
		Canadian comedy legends The Frantics hold 30 year reunion. For you Americans, they were like The Kids In The Hall, only funny  (torontosun.com)	(90)

Many Americans now think we should mind our own business  (freep.com)

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		In honor of the American soldier, Sarah Palin's autobiography uses a quote celebrating the massacre of the U.S. 7th Cavalry Regiment  (huffingtonpost.com)	(447)
(Foreign Policy)		"Americans have come to believe that spending govt revenues on US citizens here at home is usually a bad thing and should be viewed wth suspicion, but spending billions on vast projects overseas is the hallmark of patriotism"  (walt.foreignpolicy.com)	(113)
		Cyber Monday sales soar as 100 million brave Americans surf for bargains. USA USA USA  (reuters.com)	(22)

		University of Arizona professor James Rogers advises 15 million Americans to walk away from their home mortgages. Let's see how this works out  (moneywatch.bnet.com)	(137)
		Americans are staying here, and taking the jobs they didn't used to want away from hard working illegal immigrants  (content.usatoday.net)	(81)
		Arab world has stopped applauding Barack Obama, just like Americans have  (online.wsj.com)	(176)

		A roundup of cute little animals stuffing their fat little faces on Thanksgiving, just like Americans did  (huffingtonpost.com)	(53)
		New study shows that Americans throw away over 40% of the food they purchase, or about 1,400 calories per person per DAY. Or, put another way, enough to give every starving person on this planet the same waistline as the average American  (news.yahoo.com)	(310)

(yomiuri.co.jp)		Small Tokyo factories pool resources to build deep-sea research robot to search for oil and minerals. In other news, small American factories struggle to find workers who understand English and can add two numbers  (yomiuri.co.jp)	(34)
		Recession has caused many Americans to only buy things they can afford - and pay cash. Rather than praise this, the AP is calling these people "Scrooges"  (google.com)	(94)

Obama & Palin, the Yin & Yang of American politics: "Ms. Palin connects: Mr. Obama inspires. She's a latter-day frontier figure, impulsive, instinctive; he's pure urban cool, highly deliberate, even detached."  (theglobeandmail.com)

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